The time for the epic encounter between the Agents and the necromancer has finally come. Will our heroes be able to stop this undead foe from spreading rot and destruction outside of the Forest of Lost Giants, and if they can, at what cost?
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hello everyone and welcome back to
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agents of damned our let’s play d d
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podcast featuring myself your sometimes
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benevolent often malevolent dungeon
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master jordan roman and as always i am
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joined by my fellow players
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hi guys i’m katie and i play safe
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hey everyone i’m christina and i play
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wintera
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and i’m drew mclean and by the canonical
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coziness of bahamut’s couch
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i play the good dr arlo aegon
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speaking of cozy couches i may be
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sleeping on mine tonight
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what’d you do
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it’s not what i did it’s what i’m about
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to do uh my wife is threatening me if i
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kill any of y’all well i just don’t
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don’t justin don’t do that yeah you
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could just not kill us that’s perfectly
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fine
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oh but but guys here’s the thing
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i told you i was coming for blood
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and i meant it
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i’m seeing death saving throws by the
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end of this day god damn it
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i thought you said you were coming for
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bud
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i know i already got my booze and i’m
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already at least a little tipsy which
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means i have no chill right now oh my
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god
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i thought you meant like like air bud
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the popular movie with the golden
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retriever that play sports
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so recap yep
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last time the agents celebrated their
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victory against sasawa and avas however
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the joyous mood was short-lived as they
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quickly made their way back to the
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midnight woods and silvery moon to make
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preparations for the fight to come
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after speaking with holly the agents
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learned that the true nature of the
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blessing of the fae was the power to
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destroy magic and that arlo and wintero
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would be best suited to defeat the
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finger of death while saith bookworm
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handled the necromancer
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hoping to take advantage of the deal
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when terra made with the fey wild holly
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went to gather reinforcements on their
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behalf
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back in silvery moon they enlisted the
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aid of granifor to fight off the
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animated finger of death
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sibo was also sent off to build an
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artillery to aid the agents in the fight
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as they returned to the midnight woods
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to enjoy a meal with the dark knights
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quintera’s family reassured her that
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they’d be joining them in the fight to
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protect their home
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and thus
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we resume our tale
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real quick before we get too too far
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into this one did you guys have anything
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that you wanted to do
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like
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in that night prior or am i good to just
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like cut ahead
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no i actually did have something i
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wanted to do but i also don’t know if
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anyone else also did
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um i mean i’m all good i think like i
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addressed my thing in like the after
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show and you’re like no you can’t do
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that and i was like yeah that’s fair
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yeah no i’m good too i’m fine
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so
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wintera
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sort of separates off from everyone from
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the hug and she
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looks over at her dad and she’s just
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like
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hey dad do you mind getting me some tea
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it always tastes better when you make it
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oh um
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yeah of course
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give me one moment it’ll just take a
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little bit and he wanders off
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you can tell he’s hanging off towards
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his little uh
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beekeeping area to get some fresh honey
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because he can kind of tell you you need
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the good stuff right now as he’s walking
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away as soon as he’s out of like earshot
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in drew it because she’s testing
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something
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she says mostly to bookworm
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he’s gonna come back with mint tea even
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though it’s not my favorite but it is
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when he makes it
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and she’s waiting to see if arlo and
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saith also heard that
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oh wait how did you say it
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i just said it in druidic
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oh did i hear that i don’t know i speak
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critic now oh it’s not that you speak
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druidic
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oh okay
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hmm this is interesting i hadn’t
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considered this possibility
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i
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will say
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in this instance
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you guys pick up on that
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do we catch that it was sudden druidic
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yes you do
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it the way that it kind of works in this
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instance is you guys hear it
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and then you sort of hear like a second
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voice in your head that like says it in
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a language that you can understand
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gotcha can i say that like because of my
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poor imagination i always imagine
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druidic is like
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druids saying the word leaf at each
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other in different inclinations but
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because they just like understand nature
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so good they just understand it there’s
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like leaf leaf leaf leafy
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specifically that is what you hear oh my
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goodness
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safe here’s actual druidic you just hear
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her say leaf
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but you understand he’s bringing mint
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tea
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huh
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quintera
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yeah
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um
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did you hear
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yeah
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you heard her too
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yeah i think i i think i can understand
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your like secret druid leaf language now
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well that answers a question i had
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i mean i still have questions about it
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like how do you guys understand like
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what intonation of leaf means what word
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irwin looks at you and says i have asked
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her the same thing so many times and i
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have never gotten a straight answer she
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chucks it wrong
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immediately
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two opposite reactions like she checks a
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rock i i go for a full high five
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he slaps the rock away and and somehow
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catches the high five
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hell yeah
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it doesn’t add up and he’s confused
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[Laughter]
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like he didn’t mean to high-five you he
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was swagging the rock and just you
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happen to be there
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safe is just like i well yeah this is
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this is on par for him yep
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oh my gosh
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so
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she sort of settles down
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and gives her brother a little bit of
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space so that she’s not completely
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ragging on him even though that’s
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absolutely what she wants to be doing
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right now to irwin
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and
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she has a quick moment of thought and
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she’s like
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oliver i haven’t gotten to show you yet
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do you remember
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do you remember the toy we used to play
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with
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and she pulls out the glock and spiel
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from her bag
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oh my god
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[Music]
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i love it
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don’t make me second guess killing you
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guys it’s not happening quick christine
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to do more sweet things
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oh yeah
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you remember we used to play it every
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night before bed i’ve kept it with me
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well you used to play it i was never
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that good at it you were great at it
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oliver way better than i was
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you no he was not
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again
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you know talking up a little kid
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deception check deception
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deception check deception check
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no
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[Laughter]
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if you get an advantage on backwards
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chair she doesn’t need to make a
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deception check
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valid
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valid
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do you want to play again
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i am
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i think i’d rather just hear you play
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i can do that
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and she kind of like plinks on it and
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you kind of hear the tune of what is the
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intro for winter’s theme uh the little
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[Music]
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doo doo doo doo
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god damn it that’s so good
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it’s almost like i like planned it that
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way when i made the song
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nah that’s that’s too smart for you i
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don’t give you that credit i give it to
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christina
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hey jordan eat my whole ass
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later babe
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uh wrote me a performance check i’ll say
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with advantage on this one because it’s
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a moment
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okay
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19.
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yeah you actually play it perfectly and
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everyone kind of starts to just sway
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back and forth as they hear
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you play this fairly soft melody
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tomorrow’s gonna be a lot guys
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yeah
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more than we’ve ever faced before
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it’s a good thing we’ve got each other
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we have friends allies
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and we’ve got a strategy
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we can do this
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she looks more at bookworm directly
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are you gonna be okay
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bookworm
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looks at you for a moment
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and then
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turns away
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and sort of
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walks away from the group a little bit
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do i get the feeling she wants someone
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to come talk to her or that she wants to
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be alone
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role insight
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you get the feeling that
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she thinks she wants to be left alone
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but
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it’s in that way that a lot of people
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just don’t realize they need someone to
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talk to
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i’ll be right back and she’s gonna
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scurry off after bookworm
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all right
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so you follow after her
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she didn’t go like super super far but
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she did go far enough away that
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even if she were to use her druid wind
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or viewer to talk and say i don’t know a
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normal volume no one could hear you
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but she’s just sort of like leaning
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against the outside wall of your cave
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just
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clutching her own arms tightly
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when tara sort of moves so that she can
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see her like in case she hadn’t heard
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her come up because she knows sometimes
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when you’re in that much thought you
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don’t realize what’s going on around you
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hey
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i know that the last couple days have
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been a lot
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you’ve
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probably seen more since
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before when you were a kid
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it’s okay if you’re not okay
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but
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if you need to talk i just want you to
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know that i’m here
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and you feel a breeze
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end here
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i
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i don’t
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think i’m going to be going with you
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guys tomorrow
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that’s
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really understandable
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are you going back to the base or
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are you staying here
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you see her
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tighten her grip a little bit and she
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says
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i don’t know
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when tara looks really concerned for a
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second
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but
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if you don’t go those places
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where would you go
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i don’t know
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i
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i
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i know i should go with you guys
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you’re only out here because of me
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supposed to be helping me do this
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but
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i’m
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i’m scared
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i don’t know if i can face it
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it’s okay that you’re scared
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it’s not
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it’s not him
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i guess it is but
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it’s also
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me
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you
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reason i don’t
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show off my magic
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it’s not that i think other people will
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judge me for it
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i know mr orlow and mr yarvon would
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understand
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at least i think they would
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i’ve seen what magic can do
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and she
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lifts her hand up to her scarf and sort
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of grasps it tightly
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i’m
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i don’t want to accidentally hurt
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someone
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that’s why i haven’t really used it
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when tara is sort of like goes to try to
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cover her hands with her own
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and it’s like
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magic
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is
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sometimes
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a lot and chaotic
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and it can hurt people
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but
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it’s also sometimes
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not that sometimes it’s good
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and i’ve seen the magic that you do and
355
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i’ve seen that it’s strong and it’s good
356
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i don’t
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bookworm i can’t begin to understand
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what you’re going through
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but
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i can
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i can relate
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i can’t
363
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i’m afraid to do fire magic
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because of similar reasons
365
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when that fire hurt everyone
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when it hurt oliver
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i
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i didn’t want to ever hurt anyone like
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that either
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but now
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now he’s a wildfire druid
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and
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i’m so proud of him
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but that doesn’t change how i feel
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[Music]
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it’s a lot to get over
377
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so
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i understand if you don’t want to be
379
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there
380
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but
381
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if you’re gone forever
382
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and she kind of turns away a little bit
383
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i really consider you a good friend
384
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bookworm
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it would
386
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i don’t know what i would do if i didn’t
387
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get to see you again
388
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bookworm
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looks down at you
390
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with this
391
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sadness in her eyes
392
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and
393
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she says
394
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i
395
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i think of you as a good friend too
396
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i
397
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i really wish i could be more like you
398
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one of the
399
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strongest
400
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bravest people i’ve ever known
401
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[Music]
402
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you
403
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don’t let your fear stop you
404
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that’s
405
00:16:04,399 –> 00:16:07,040
amazing
406
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roll me a persuasion check with
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advantage
408
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25
409
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there’s a long pause
410
00:16:18,800 –> 00:16:24,480
and then she says
411
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how do you do it
412
00:16:25,279 –> 00:16:31,600
how do you
413
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face your fears like that
414
00:16:31,600 –> 00:16:34,720
i don’t think there’s a good answer for
415
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that
416
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i think it’s different for everyone
417
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for me
418
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i
419
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was really lucky i had
420
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my mom and dad and erwin
421
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and
422
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together we
423
00:16:50,800 –> 00:16:55,759
just kind of
424
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kept things going here
425
00:16:56,639 –> 00:17:00,320
and it didn’t stop from there
426
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but
427
00:17:02,880 –> 00:17:07,679
i guess
428
00:17:05,360 –> 00:17:07,679
for me
429
00:17:08,160 –> 00:17:13,520
knowing that
430
00:17:10,400 –> 00:17:16,240
i can do things that can make a change
431
00:17:13,520 –> 00:17:16,240
for others
432
00:17:16,559 –> 00:17:20,000
even if it hurts me
433
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[Music]
434
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is how i go forward
435
00:17:22,959 –> 00:17:27,919
bookworm
436
00:17:25,120 –> 00:17:29,840
looks away from you now and up into the
437
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sky
438
00:17:29,840 –> 00:17:34,799
up at the full moon shining brightly
439
00:17:32,320 –> 00:17:35,679
overhead
440
00:17:34,799 –> 00:17:38,160
and
441
00:17:35,679 –> 00:17:38,160
she says
442
00:17:39,520 –> 00:17:42,960
i am
443
00:17:40,559 –> 00:17:46,720
afraid
444
00:17:42,960 –> 00:17:49,260
of what i might do
445
00:17:46,720 –> 00:17:51,760
what might happen if i use my powers
446
00:17:49,260 –> 00:17:54,000
[Music]
447
00:17:51,760 –> 00:17:54,000
but
448
00:17:54,320 –> 00:17:58,160
i think there’s something that scares me
449
00:17:56,160 –> 00:17:59,760
more
450
00:17:58,160 –> 00:18:00,720
when terra sort of steps up next to her
451
00:17:59,760 –> 00:18:03,360
and just
452
00:18:00,720 –> 00:18:04,960
looks at her
453
00:18:03,360 –> 00:18:07,760
i’m
454
00:18:04,960 –> 00:18:11,679
afraid of
455
00:18:07,760 –> 00:18:11,679
what’ll happen if i don’t do anything
456
00:18:12,480 –> 00:18:16,880
what is
457
00:18:14,640 –> 00:18:20,480
what if mr book one keeps suffering as
458
00:18:16,880 –> 00:18:22,880
he is because i didn’t help
459
00:18:20,480 –> 00:18:26,000
what if something happens to
460
00:18:22,880 –> 00:18:28,400
mr arlo or miss saith
461
00:18:26,000 –> 00:18:31,440
your family
462
00:18:28,400 –> 00:18:31,440
she looks back down
463
00:18:32,080 –> 00:18:35,200
anything happens to you
464
00:18:37,919 –> 00:18:42,960
i think that scares me more
465
00:18:40,690 –> 00:18:45,280
[Music]
466
00:18:42,960 –> 00:18:47,120
you need
467
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can you just
468
00:18:47,120 –> 00:18:50,640
stay here with me for a little bit
469
00:18:50,960 –> 00:18:53,440
of course
470
00:18:53,919 –> 00:18:57,360
she
471
00:18:54,960 –> 00:19:00,720
holds on to your hands
472
00:18:57,360 –> 00:19:01,270
gives it a gentle squeeze
473
00:19:00,720 –> 00:19:02,480
thank you
474
00:19:01,270 –> 00:19:04,880
[Music]
475
00:19:02,480 –> 00:19:04,880
always
476
00:19:09,200 –> 00:19:13,840
so you guys awaken
477
00:19:11,600 –> 00:19:15,919
on the morning of
478
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the battle
479
00:19:15,919 –> 00:19:19,679
i assume there is no further
480
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preparations you guys feel the need to
481
00:19:19,679 –> 00:19:23,440
do
482
00:19:20,720 –> 00:19:25,440
correct me if i’m wrong please
483
00:19:23,440 –> 00:19:27,280
arlo takes a small moment to something
484
00:19:25,440 –> 00:19:28,880
that he doesn’t do terribly terribly
485
00:19:27,280 –> 00:19:30,240
often besides like when he’s preparing
486
00:19:28,880 –> 00:19:31,919
his spells
487
00:19:30,240 –> 00:19:33,280
uh and he actually takes some time to
488
00:19:31,919 –> 00:19:34,720
pray to bahamut
489
00:19:33,280 –> 00:19:37,039
oh
490
00:19:34,720 –> 00:19:39,520
do you have a prayer for us
491
00:19:37,039 –> 00:19:41,200
hey there bahamut uh
492
00:19:39,520 –> 00:19:43,039
i know we don’t um
493
00:19:41,200 –> 00:19:44,799
we don’t really get into it and uh and
494
00:19:43,039 –> 00:19:46,640
talk very often
495
00:19:44,799 –> 00:19:48,720
yeah we kind of have that uh sort of an
496
00:19:46,640 –> 00:19:50,720
understanding i do you know what’s right
497
00:19:48,720 –> 00:19:52,880
to the best of my ability and
498
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you keep providing spells thank you for
499
00:19:52,880 –> 00:19:57,600
that thank you very much
500
00:19:54,559 –> 00:20:00,160
i appreciate the spells
501
00:19:57,600 –> 00:20:00,160
i am
502
00:20:00,880 –> 00:20:05,600
right now we’re going into something
503
00:20:02,320 –> 00:20:07,120
rough something dangerous and um
504
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i i
505
00:20:07,120 –> 00:20:10,720
wanted to ask if
506
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if it is all
507
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if it is at all possible or
508
00:20:13,280 –> 00:20:16,960
within your
509
00:20:14,480 –> 00:20:20,080
divine plan if you could
510
00:20:16,960 –> 00:20:22,559
if you could watch over my friends and
511
00:20:20,080 –> 00:20:23,600
make sure that they’re safe
512
00:20:22,559 –> 00:20:26,000
i
513
00:20:23,600 –> 00:20:27,760
i know as a as a cleric you’ve got a
514
00:20:26,000 –> 00:20:29,440
little bit of an extra eye on me and i
515
00:20:27,760 –> 00:20:32,320
would
516
00:20:29,440 –> 00:20:35,039
i would ask that you take that eye to
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watch on them instead
518
00:20:35,039 –> 00:20:39,280
whatever that may mean for me
519
00:20:38,000 –> 00:20:40,720
i
520
00:20:39,280 –> 00:20:43,360
i know um
521
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i came in kind of a
522
00:20:43,360 –> 00:20:46,480
odd
523
00:20:44,559 –> 00:20:49,360
circumstances
524
00:20:46,480 –> 00:20:50,799
i know uh you you know what’s uh
525
00:20:49,360 –> 00:20:51,840
you know what’s within my heart i wanted
526
00:20:50,799 –> 00:20:54,480
to be a
527
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a fighter or a barbarian like my parents
528
00:20:54,480 –> 00:20:58,880
or even a hell even uh even a rogue
529
00:20:57,200 –> 00:21:00,880
would have done like my uh
530
00:20:58,880 –> 00:21:03,200
like my snapchat
531
00:21:00,880 –> 00:21:05,520
but um
532
00:21:03,200 –> 00:21:07,679
you know my mom said
533
00:21:05,520 –> 00:21:09,760
you got a good head on your shoulders
534
00:21:07,679 –> 00:21:12,720
you go on the medicine
535
00:21:09,760 –> 00:21:15,120
and so that’s the route i went and
536
00:21:12,720 –> 00:21:17,440
i haven’t really been um
537
00:21:15,120 –> 00:21:19,360
holding up to it quite as much as i as i
538
00:21:17,440 –> 00:21:21,600
should
539
00:21:19,360 –> 00:21:23,600
um
540
00:21:21,600 –> 00:21:25,360
i guess um i guess i’m here to bargain
541
00:21:23,600 –> 00:21:27,520
with you on that one
542
00:21:25,360 –> 00:21:29,600
i know that as a
543
00:21:27,520 –> 00:21:31,679
as a follower of you you want me
544
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out there in battle helping but you also
545
00:21:31,679 –> 00:21:34,799
want me healing
546
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and
547
00:21:34,799 –> 00:21:41,679
that’s what i intend to do if
548
00:21:38,240 –> 00:21:43,600
if you can keep my friends safe
549
00:21:41,679 –> 00:21:44,480
okay now can i ask you to roll religion
550
00:21:43,600 –> 00:21:46,080
yes
551
00:21:44,480 –> 00:21:47,600
okay world religion
552
00:21:46,080 –> 00:21:50,400
ooh now let me see what my religion
553
00:21:47,600 –> 00:21:53,200
score is because i am a cleric it is my
554
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first religion role of the entire
555
00:21:53,200 –> 00:21:58,159
campaign we’re like 30 some odd episodes
556
00:21:55,360 –> 00:21:59,760
in almost 40 episodes and i think no i
557
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think i think you tried doing that
558
00:21:59,760 –> 00:22:04,080
divine intervention thing once before i
559
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think that yeah i have not i don’t have
560
00:22:04,080 –> 00:22:07,200
access to that yet
561
00:22:05,600 –> 00:22:08,559
you you’ve done a prayer before and i’ve
562
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made you roll a religion but you got
563
00:22:08,559 –> 00:22:12,400
nothing for it because you failed it i
564
00:22:10,000 –> 00:22:13,440
did a prayer yeah like not like
565
00:22:12,400 –> 00:22:15,440
but
566
00:22:13,440 –> 00:22:18,000
no this was way better
567
00:22:15,440 –> 00:22:19,919
okay uh that’s an 18
568
00:22:18,000 –> 00:22:22,559
yeah that was way better
569
00:22:19,919 –> 00:22:24,000
you feel
570
00:22:22,559 –> 00:22:27,120
something
571
00:22:24,000 –> 00:22:29,360
it feels like your usual well of magic
572
00:22:27,120 –> 00:22:29,360
but
573
00:22:29,520 –> 00:22:32,480
a little
574
00:22:30,640 –> 00:22:34,400
different
575
00:22:32,480 –> 00:22:36,320
i’m going to also now do something that
576
00:22:34,400 –> 00:22:37,760
has not been done before
577
00:22:36,320 –> 00:22:41,120
you
578
00:22:37,760 –> 00:22:43,679
you get inspiration
579
00:22:41,120 –> 00:22:45,679
are you serious right now jordan
580
00:22:43,679 –> 00:22:48,080
yes because that was really really good
581
00:22:45,679 –> 00:22:50,400
and you rolled well so i’ll reward that
582
00:22:48,080 –> 00:22:52,960
you can have one roll this session that
583
00:22:50,400 –> 00:22:55,360
you decide has advantage nice
584
00:22:52,960 –> 00:22:56,480
that’s awesome that is truly dope but i
585
00:22:55,360 –> 00:22:58,159
am like
586
00:22:56,480 –> 00:22:59,760
it had been so long i was like i guess
587
00:22:58,159 –> 00:23:01,280
we’re just like we don’t do inspiration
588
00:22:59,760 –> 00:23:03,440
in this campaign and i was just gonna
589
00:23:01,280 –> 00:23:05,760
like not ask about it
590
00:23:03,440 –> 00:23:07,679
i truthfully normally don’t but i can’t
591
00:23:05,760 –> 00:23:09,760
think of a better way to reward that so
592
00:23:07,679 –> 00:23:11,600
that’s what i’m going to do don’t expect
593
00:23:09,760 –> 00:23:13,200
this to come up often
594
00:23:11,600 –> 00:23:14,480
fair enough
595
00:23:13,200 –> 00:23:15,679
you know the safe that’s going to pray
596
00:23:14,480 –> 00:23:18,799
to
597
00:23:15,679 –> 00:23:18,799
who’s safe praying to
598
00:23:19,120 –> 00:23:23,440
boris
599
00:23:20,840 –> 00:23:25,280
oh she’s gonna like
600
00:23:23,440 –> 00:23:27,360
take out her book and she’s
601
00:23:25,280 –> 00:23:29,520
you know she’s got his his face drawn in
602
00:23:27,360 –> 00:23:31,360
there and so she’s like looking at her
603
00:23:29,520 –> 00:23:33,039
looking at his face and
604
00:23:31,360 –> 00:23:35,120
she’s got the the ravens tattooed
605
00:23:33,039 –> 00:23:38,400
they’re all the way up her arm and then
606
00:23:35,120 –> 00:23:40,480
she has one that goes over her heart
607
00:23:38,400 –> 00:23:42,880
which is
608
00:23:40,480 –> 00:23:44,480
supposed to symbolize him because his
609
00:23:42,880 –> 00:23:46,799
name was ravenheart
610
00:23:44,480 –> 00:23:46,799
anyway
611
00:23:47,679 –> 00:23:51,760
i know isn’t that cute
612
00:23:49,520 –> 00:23:53,760
so you know she she’s got her hand over
613
00:23:51,760 –> 00:23:56,480
the raven and she’s looking at the book
614
00:23:53,760 –> 00:23:58,559
and she’s just like
615
00:23:56,480 –> 00:24:01,679
i’m not entirely proud of how i’ve
616
00:23:58,559 –> 00:24:01,679
gotten here so far
617
00:24:02,240 –> 00:24:07,039
but i hope
618
00:24:04,400 –> 00:24:10,400
i hope that i can be proud enough of
619
00:24:07,039 –> 00:24:10,400
myself for the both of us
620
00:24:12,080 –> 00:24:17,520
i miss you my old friend
621
00:24:14,080 –> 00:24:19,760
i wish you were here to fight by my side
622
00:24:17,520 –> 00:24:21,679
roll me religion
623
00:24:19,760 –> 00:24:25,120
12
624
00:24:21,679 –> 00:24:25,120
with a 12.
625
00:24:25,760 –> 00:24:30,720
you feel for a brief moment
626
00:24:30,799 –> 00:24:35,600
it feels like
627
00:24:32,400 –> 00:24:37,919
a hand rests on your shoulder
628
00:24:35,600 –> 00:24:40,240
and when you turn to look
629
00:24:37,919 –> 00:24:41,760
there’s nothing
630
00:24:40,240 –> 00:24:44,480
but
631
00:24:41,760 –> 00:24:46,960
it did feel
632
00:24:44,480 –> 00:24:49,600
comforting
633
00:24:46,960 –> 00:24:52,000
you don’t gain any benefits for that one
634
00:24:49,600 –> 00:24:53,919
but you you get that little moment
635
00:24:52,000 –> 00:24:55,679
that’s fair
636
00:24:53,919 –> 00:24:58,240
i do have a quick preparation question
637
00:24:55,679 –> 00:24:59,200
is winter’s mother back yet
638
00:24:58,240 –> 00:25:00,720
no
639
00:24:59,200 –> 00:25:01,679
[ __ ]
640
00:25:00,720 –> 00:25:04,400
okay
641
00:25:01,679 –> 00:25:06,080
hey guys speaking of which roll me
642
00:25:04,400 –> 00:25:07,440
history checks real quick god damn it
643
00:25:06,080 –> 00:25:11,279
the time passes differently in the faye
644
00:25:07,440 –> 00:25:13,679
wise oops never mind you got it
645
00:25:11,279 –> 00:25:15,600
how did you forget that
646
00:25:13,679 –> 00:25:18,480
the thought crossed my mind
647
00:25:15,600 –> 00:25:20,400
sometime in the last two weeks and then
648
00:25:18,480 –> 00:25:22,000
i was like well i mean there was also
649
00:25:20,400 –> 00:25:23,919
that other time that we came back and it
650
00:25:22,000 –> 00:25:27,520
was like two hours later so
651
00:25:23,919 –> 00:25:29,919
yeah so it’s random and you have no clue
652
00:25:27,520 –> 00:25:32,320
how many things can we do like leading
653
00:25:29,919 –> 00:25:34,640
up into the battle like as far as our
654
00:25:32,320 –> 00:25:37,120
fighting things
655
00:25:34,640 –> 00:25:38,880
enough that we can still have the fight
656
00:25:37,120 –> 00:25:40,960
this episode
657
00:25:38,880 –> 00:25:42,799
can we buff the [ __ ] out of graniform
658
00:25:40,960 –> 00:25:44,159
then send him in first and then like
659
00:25:42,799 –> 00:25:45,360
meet after him
660
00:25:44,159 –> 00:25:47,600
well that was kind of what i was
661
00:25:45,360 –> 00:25:50,720
implying was more like how many things
662
00:25:47,600 –> 00:25:53,200
can like we do like can can the shifter
663
00:25:50,720 –> 00:25:54,000
shift can we do certain summons can we
664
00:25:53,200 –> 00:25:55,919
do
665
00:25:54,000 –> 00:25:57,360
before we get to certain places or like
666
00:25:55,919 –> 00:25:58,640
once we’re at a certain distance from
667
00:25:57,360 –> 00:26:00,640
the location are we allowed to do
668
00:25:58,640 –> 00:26:02,080
certain things or at that point would be
669
00:26:00,640 –> 00:26:02,960
an initiative
670
00:26:02,080 –> 00:26:05,919
what i
671
00:26:02,960 –> 00:26:07,840
will say is you guys can head over to
672
00:26:05,919 –> 00:26:09,360
the undisclosed area where the fight is
673
00:26:07,840 –> 00:26:11,360
happening because y’all never tried to
674
00:26:09,360 –> 00:26:13,360
like establish a set area so we’re just
675
00:26:11,360 –> 00:26:15,039
gonna sort of monster x mock into this
676
00:26:13,360 –> 00:26:16,320
[ __ ]
677
00:26:15,039 –> 00:26:17,440
if you guys are just gonna be hanging
678
00:26:16,320 –> 00:26:19,440
over there
679
00:26:17,440 –> 00:26:22,640
before the battle i’ll say you guys can
680
00:26:19,440 –> 00:26:26,640
do like one thing each
681
00:26:22,640 –> 00:26:28,720
and then i’ll start narrating the battle
682
00:26:26,640 –> 00:26:31,200
that sound fair
683
00:26:28,720 –> 00:26:33,679
yeah that sounds fair
684
00:26:31,200 –> 00:26:36,240
again i’m a in favor of plan like
685
00:26:33,679 –> 00:26:38,159
granifor goes in first so we use our one
686
00:26:36,240 –> 00:26:40,480
thing to like buff the shadow for so we
687
00:26:38,159 –> 00:26:42,480
can do max damage because he’s
688
00:26:40,480 –> 00:26:45,679
our biggest big gun
689
00:26:42,480 –> 00:26:48,000
and so if he can do even more big gun
690
00:26:45,679 –> 00:26:49,440
then that’s um that’s good for us
691
00:26:48,000 –> 00:26:51,120
remember though for each of these guys
692
00:26:49,440 –> 00:26:54,400
we are we ourselves are doing our
693
00:26:51,120 –> 00:26:55,840
reaction on our turns to get them to act
694
00:26:54,400 –> 00:26:57,919
i will also
695
00:26:55,840 –> 00:27:00,320
be uncharacteristically nice on this one
696
00:26:57,919 –> 00:27:01,760
and toss out there there are some other
697
00:27:00,320 –> 00:27:03,520
factors in this fight i have not told
698
00:27:01,760 –> 00:27:04,320
you guys about yet
699
00:27:03,520 –> 00:27:07,200
oh
700
00:27:04,320 –> 00:27:10,159
so so so some things might change in
701
00:27:07,200 –> 00:27:11,919
whatever your plan is so don’t
702
00:27:10,159 –> 00:27:13,679
don’t don’t bet it all on black is all
703
00:27:11,919 –> 00:27:14,480
i’m saying
704
00:27:13,679 –> 00:27:16,080
oh
705
00:27:14,480 –> 00:27:17,919
boy
706
00:27:16,080 –> 00:27:19,440
all right so you guys heading over i
707
00:27:17,919 –> 00:27:21,679
assume we probably need to go collect
708
00:27:19,440 –> 00:27:23,679
the granifor first and the sibo are they
709
00:27:21,679 –> 00:27:24,880
meeting us there they’re making you guys
710
00:27:23,679 –> 00:27:26,880
there okay
711
00:27:24,880 –> 00:27:30,320
then the greater foreign the seba the
712
00:27:26,880 –> 00:27:32,960
greater and the sibo
713
00:27:30,320 –> 00:27:35,200
yeah we um
714
00:27:32,960 –> 00:27:36,880
i think i think everyone will head over
715
00:27:35,200 –> 00:27:40,080
do you need us to do any kind of weird
716
00:27:36,880 –> 00:27:42,480
reaction thing for getting the the two
717
00:27:40,080 –> 00:27:44,399
shifters to shift or anything
718
00:27:42,480 –> 00:27:45,440
if that is what we want them to do
719
00:27:44,399 –> 00:27:46,320
but
720
00:27:45,440 –> 00:27:48,640
i
721
00:27:46,320 –> 00:27:50,240
do need you guys to do me some rolls
722
00:27:48,640 –> 00:27:51,760
real quick oh
723
00:27:50,240 –> 00:27:53,679
initiative
724
00:27:51,760 –> 00:27:55,760
no not yet i’ll i’ll let you guys know
725
00:27:53,679 –> 00:27:58,640
when we’re there okay
726
00:27:55,760 –> 00:28:00,799
for right now what i need is one of you
727
00:27:58,640 –> 00:28:03,679
to roll me a d8
728
00:28:00,799 –> 00:28:05,039
katie okay
729
00:28:03,679 –> 00:28:06,880
i got an eight
730
00:28:05,039 –> 00:28:09,200
damn son
731
00:28:06,880 –> 00:28:11,279
okay now i need someone else to roll me
732
00:28:09,200 –> 00:28:12,880
a d8 okay
733
00:28:11,279 –> 00:28:15,919
i got a six
734
00:28:12,880 –> 00:28:18,320
okay and finally drew rolled me a d8 why
735
00:28:15,919 –> 00:28:20,240
why would you structure it like this
736
00:28:18,320 –> 00:28:23,200
so it’s fair
737
00:28:20,240 –> 00:28:24,640
that’s the one my dude cool
738
00:28:23,200 –> 00:28:25,360
i’m very curious what these eventually
739
00:28:24,640 –> 00:28:27,279
do
740
00:28:25,360 –> 00:28:29,679
oh it won’t take you long to find out
741
00:28:27,279 –> 00:28:31,039
she was gonna be very
742
00:28:29,679 –> 00:28:33,600
i
743
00:28:31,039 –> 00:28:33,600
hate you
744
00:28:37,840 –> 00:28:41,760
so you guys
745
00:28:39,919 –> 00:28:42,720
head over to the site where you guys are
746
00:28:41,760 –> 00:28:44,960
going to be conducting this battle is
747
00:28:42,720 –> 00:28:46,559
going to be sort of at the edge of the
748
00:28:44,960 –> 00:28:47,840
midnight woods in the forest of lost
749
00:28:46,559 –> 00:28:50,480
giants
750
00:28:47,840 –> 00:28:53,760
so you head over there and
751
00:28:50,480 –> 00:28:56,080
you see that sibo is already over there
752
00:28:53,760 –> 00:29:00,559
and he is currently segging up
753
00:28:56,080 –> 00:29:00,559
this line of cannons
754
00:29:00,720 –> 00:29:04,159
and he sees you all says ah hey there
755
00:29:02,880 –> 00:29:05,840
you are
756
00:29:04,159 –> 00:29:08,799
as he approaches you guys you notice he
757
00:29:05,840 –> 00:29:10,880
is wearing a different set of onesies
758
00:29:08,799 –> 00:29:12,399
that says across it uh hanging with my
759
00:29:10,880 –> 00:29:14,159
gnomies
760
00:29:12,399 –> 00:29:18,720
oh
761
00:29:14,159 –> 00:29:21,919
god i love that new merch coming so much
762
00:29:18,720 –> 00:29:24,720
i love it so much
763
00:29:21,919 –> 00:29:28,399
new merch coming soon
764
00:29:24,720 –> 00:29:28,399
absolutely not i’m not proud of that
765
00:29:30,320 –> 00:29:33,520
arlo like looks like real serious for a
766
00:29:32,000 –> 00:29:34,880
second and like claps sibo on the
767
00:29:33,520 –> 00:29:38,799
shoulder looking down at his hanging
768
00:29:34,880 –> 00:29:40,559
with my nomi’s onesie and he says
769
00:29:38,799 –> 00:29:43,039
hell yeah sibo
770
00:29:40,559 –> 00:29:44,960
you showed me the light my friend
771
00:29:43,039 –> 00:29:47,440
and now let me show you what i’ve been
772
00:29:44,960 –> 00:29:49,360
working on over the last 12 hours
773
00:29:47,440 –> 00:29:51,120
you also notice arlo because you clapped
774
00:29:49,360 –> 00:29:53,600
your hand on his shoulder sibo is
775
00:29:51,120 –> 00:29:56,240
vibrating violently
776
00:29:53,600 –> 00:29:58,240
oh wow so much
777
00:29:56,240 –> 00:30:00,240
like he’s basically under the effect of
778
00:29:58,240 –> 00:30:01,520
the blur spell he’s had so much caffeine
779
00:30:00,240 –> 00:30:04,000
wow
780
00:30:01,520 –> 00:30:06,559
basically or literally jordan
781
00:30:04,000 –> 00:30:08,640
basically damn it
782
00:30:06,559 –> 00:30:11,520
so here’s what i’ve managed to assemble
783
00:30:08,640 –> 00:30:15,200
i have mostly the base artillery that i
784
00:30:11,520 –> 00:30:17,200
am used to this line here is of uh
785
00:30:15,200 –> 00:30:19,279
things to basically keep them
786
00:30:17,200 –> 00:30:23,600
uh whatever we end up fighting
787
00:30:19,279 –> 00:30:25,120
here in the forest of lost giants and uh
788
00:30:23,600 –> 00:30:28,080
these are of course naturally the best
789
00:30:25,120 –> 00:30:29,120
thing to do that flamethrowers
790
00:30:28,080 –> 00:30:30,559
oh
791
00:30:29,120 –> 00:30:32,720
okay
792
00:30:30,559 –> 00:30:34,080
and you see eight of them
793
00:30:32,720 –> 00:30:36,480
okay
794
00:30:34,080 –> 00:30:39,120
i can do that with my hands
795
00:30:36,480 –> 00:30:41,440
cool i can do it with these
796
00:30:39,120 –> 00:30:43,840
sibo don’t you mean
797
00:30:41,440 –> 00:30:46,399
grain throwers something that looks very
798
00:30:43,840 –> 00:30:48,559
similar to flame but is not actually
799
00:30:46,399 –> 00:30:52,480
flame oh no they’re definitely flame
800
00:30:48,559 –> 00:30:55,039
throwers nope graeme throwers see bow
801
00:30:52,480 –> 00:30:57,840
grain like winking his eye at them this
802
00:30:55,039 –> 00:31:00,080
is fine this is good this is great this
803
00:30:57,840 –> 00:31:01,919
is good okay i’m fine
804
00:31:00,080 –> 00:31:05,600
anyway moving on
805
00:31:01,919 –> 00:31:08,320
after the flamethrowers i have these
806
00:31:05,600 –> 00:31:10,240
head is fully in his hands
807
00:31:08,320 –> 00:31:12,399
these are more similar to what i used
808
00:31:10,240 –> 00:31:15,279
the other day against those
809
00:31:12,399 –> 00:31:18,240
weird mutant uh yuan t
810
00:31:15,279 –> 00:31:19,679
uh what are those are they familiar oh
811
00:31:18,240 –> 00:31:22,720
and
812
00:31:19,679 –> 00:31:26,480
this will be more long range type deal
813
00:31:22,720 –> 00:31:28,080
and you see there are six of these
814
00:31:26,480 –> 00:31:30,559
and so he goes over to the last like
815
00:31:28,080 –> 00:31:33,600
this one was more spur of the moment
816
00:31:30,559 –> 00:31:36,320
sort of idea so this is a healing or
817
00:31:33,600 –> 00:31:38,720
rather anti-necrosis beam
818
00:31:36,320 –> 00:31:41,279
it can restore someone’s vitality or
819
00:31:38,720 –> 00:31:43,120
potentially do harm to an undead
820
00:31:41,279 –> 00:31:47,120
creature though admittedly it’s nowhere
821
00:31:43,120 –> 00:31:48,960
near as effective as the um
822
00:31:47,120 –> 00:31:50,799
healing portion of it
823
00:31:48,960 –> 00:31:52,640
it’s still relatively new
824
00:31:50,799 –> 00:31:54,240
only just came up with the idea the
825
00:31:52,640 –> 00:31:55,679
other night that was kind of what i got
826
00:31:54,240 –> 00:32:00,240
inspired by
827
00:31:55,679 –> 00:32:02,159
and so i only managed to get one working
828
00:32:00,240 –> 00:32:04,159
well i would say that this is a huge
829
00:32:02,159 –> 00:32:06,960
boon and like anyone that complains
830
00:32:04,159 –> 00:32:08,159
about there being any you know
831
00:32:06,960 –> 00:32:10,000
anyone that complains about their like
832
00:32:08,159 –> 00:32:12,880
you only being one is just kind of being
833
00:32:10,000 –> 00:32:14,799
you know an [ __ ] about it i agree
834
00:32:12,880 –> 00:32:17,039
fully
835
00:32:14,799 –> 00:32:20,159
yeah i don’t know who would do that
836
00:32:17,039 –> 00:32:22,159
so i’ll be up here banning the cannons
837
00:32:20,159 –> 00:32:24,159
making sure they are all functioning
838
00:32:22,159 –> 00:32:27,279
properly
839
00:32:24,159 –> 00:32:30,480
uh don’t worry i will ensure that uh
840
00:32:27,279 –> 00:32:32,880
they don’t hit you by any means and of
841
00:32:30,480 –> 00:32:35,760
course because i know that
842
00:32:32,880 –> 00:32:38,080
you shifters are so concerned about the
843
00:32:35,760 –> 00:32:39,440
forest and you know any potential
844
00:32:38,080 –> 00:32:41,360
flammables
845
00:32:39,440 –> 00:32:43,039
is at this point you guys realize that
846
00:32:41,360 –> 00:32:45,200
ulrich and irwin have been like
847
00:32:43,039 –> 00:32:48,559
cross-armed staring at sebo angrily
848
00:32:45,200 –> 00:32:50,320
since the word flame left his lips
849
00:32:48,559 –> 00:32:52,559
i have taken all necessary precautions
850
00:32:50,320 –> 00:32:54,480
to ensure that no such thing happens and
851
00:32:52,559 –> 00:32:57,600
he lights a flame on his hand and casts
852
00:32:54,480 –> 00:33:01,120
firebolt at a tree
853
00:32:57,600 –> 00:33:03,120
arlo moves as far away from sibo as
854
00:33:01,120 –> 00:33:05,039
possible to make sure there’s not like
855
00:33:03,120 –> 00:33:06,159
he is not in the way of a direct line in
856
00:33:05,039 –> 00:33:09,279
between
857
00:33:06,159 –> 00:33:10,960
any of winter’s family members and sibo
858
00:33:09,279 –> 00:33:13,519
getting out of the splash zone smoking
859
00:33:10,960 –> 00:33:16,399
he’s just like well
860
00:33:13,519 –> 00:33:16,399
times away
861
00:33:16,559 –> 00:33:19,279
he like works for some behind me like
862
00:33:18,080 –> 00:33:21,120
like starting once the battle starts
863
00:33:19,279 –> 00:33:24,760
once the battle starts i’m all on it
864
00:33:21,120 –> 00:33:24,760
just like not right
865
00:33:26,159 –> 00:33:29,519
but you guys
866
00:33:27,440 –> 00:33:31,279
see that as the flame hits the tree it
867
00:33:29,519 –> 00:33:33,440
looks like it’s about to catch and then
868
00:33:31,279 –> 00:33:35,360
it just dissipates
869
00:33:33,440 –> 00:33:37,039
i better put a warning wall across the
870
00:33:35,360 –> 00:33:39,600
edge of the forest so no flames can
871
00:33:37,039 –> 00:33:41,039
somehow like backtrack into it
872
00:33:39,600 –> 00:33:42,480
why haven’t you been doing this the
873
00:33:41,039 –> 00:33:44,080
entire time
874
00:33:42,480 –> 00:33:46,100
i haven’t been taking off flamethrowers
875
00:33:44,080 –> 00:33:48,559
in the forest
876
00:33:46,100 –> 00:33:49,840
[Music]
877
00:33:48,559 –> 00:33:52,240
what do you mean
878
00:33:49,840 –> 00:33:54,080
i’ve been doing that i keep my stuff in
879
00:33:52,240 –> 00:33:56,480
my lap thank you
880
00:33:54,080 –> 00:33:58,080
arlo gets down on one knee looks like
881
00:33:56,480 –> 00:33:59,200
sibo in the eye for like a good like
882
00:33:58,080 –> 00:34:01,519
second
883
00:33:59,200 –> 00:34:02,880
and then like nods his head goes into
884
00:34:01,519 –> 00:34:04,240
his pack
885
00:34:02,880 –> 00:34:07,760
produces
886
00:34:04,240 –> 00:34:10,000
a full full-size cowboy hat
887
00:34:07,760 –> 00:34:12,399
removes the tiny cowboy hat and places
888
00:34:10,000 –> 00:34:14,079
the full-sized cowboy hat on his head
889
00:34:12,399 –> 00:34:15,679
and then again claps his shoulders and
890
00:34:14,079 –> 00:34:17,839
goes
891
00:34:15,679 –> 00:34:19,839
hell yeah sibo
892
00:34:17,839 –> 00:34:21,839
sibo lifts up the hat because it is
893
00:34:19,839 –> 00:34:24,639
full-sized and it covered his entire
894
00:34:21,839 –> 00:34:26,960
head it’s like i can’t see with this
895
00:34:24,639 –> 00:34:28,320
arlo nods again and goes
896
00:34:26,960 –> 00:34:31,760
it was more of a gesture and then
897
00:34:28,320 –> 00:34:31,760
replaced it back with the tiny guy
898
00:34:31,839 –> 00:34:35,520
i appreciate the gesture but i think
899
00:34:33,359 –> 00:34:37,440
this one works for me better i really do
900
00:34:35,520 –> 00:34:39,280
appreciate the hat onesie combo i think
901
00:34:37,440 –> 00:34:41,520
it’s a look
902
00:34:39,280 –> 00:34:43,599
someone please draw this that is what
903
00:34:41,520 –> 00:34:44,960
you could call this yes it is it is a
904
00:34:43,599 –> 00:34:46,399
look
905
00:34:44,960 –> 00:34:49,040
uh it’s right about this point that
906
00:34:46,399 –> 00:34:51,839
granifor shows up
907
00:34:49,040 –> 00:34:54,000
and he’s just you and says ah i see that
908
00:34:51,839 –> 00:34:58,960
everyone is here are we ready to begin
909
00:34:54,000 –> 00:35:01,440
the uh epic battle for silvery moon
910
00:34:58,960 –> 00:35:02,560
let’s do this my friend
911
00:35:01,440 –> 00:35:04,240
cool
912
00:35:02,560 –> 00:35:06,000
bookworm is with us right
913
00:35:04,240 –> 00:35:07,680
yes no you managed to persuade bookworm
914
00:35:06,000 –> 00:35:09,440
to come with you guys
915
00:35:07,680 –> 00:35:11,839
as soon as grand four is like we’re
916
00:35:09,440 –> 00:35:14,000
doing this right when tara like squeezes
917
00:35:11,839 –> 00:35:16,079
bookworm’s hand and it’s just like no
918
00:35:14,000 –> 00:35:19,440
matter what happens
919
00:35:16,079 –> 00:35:23,520
we’re all doing this together
920
00:35:19,440 –> 00:35:23,520
bookworm gnaws reassuredly
921
00:35:27,920 –> 00:35:33,040
so if that is all of the table sagging
922
00:35:31,440 –> 00:35:35,119
out of the way
923
00:35:33,040 –> 00:35:36,560
are we ready to begin proper
924
00:35:35,119 –> 00:35:39,359
yeah let’s do it
925
00:35:36,560 –> 00:35:42,000
i i’m gonna i’m gonna put my my hood and
926
00:35:39,359 –> 00:35:45,200
my mask up so that will will give me
927
00:35:42,000 –> 00:35:47,359
some some more stealth goodness
928
00:35:45,200 –> 00:35:48,800
some happy stiltness
929
00:35:47,359 –> 00:35:50,880
okay
930
00:35:48,800 –> 00:35:52,800
i um
931
00:35:50,880 –> 00:35:56,079
i look over at like safe like you like
932
00:35:52,800 –> 00:35:58,560
yo about like start things up and like
933
00:35:56,079 –> 00:36:01,520
also clearly the squishiest of us
934
00:35:58,560 –> 00:36:05,200
and i cast shield of faith on her ooh
935
00:36:01,520 –> 00:36:07,520
and i say and i look at her and like
936
00:36:05,200 –> 00:36:07,520
don’t
937
00:36:07,920 –> 00:36:12,800
die god damn it i thought i would come
938
00:36:09,520 –> 00:36:14,640
up with something better than that
939
00:36:12,800 –> 00:36:17,119
do good sport
940
00:36:14,640 –> 00:36:18,640
it’s okay i get five hp every time i
941
00:36:17,119 –> 00:36:20,160
kill something
942
00:36:18,640 –> 00:36:21,520
well now you also have a plus two to
943
00:36:20,160 –> 00:36:23,440
your ac as long as i hold that
944
00:36:21,520 –> 00:36:25,119
concentration
945
00:36:23,440 –> 00:36:27,440
hey cake i’m curious did you know that
946
00:36:25,119 –> 00:36:29,359
you had that ability before now or did
947
00:36:27,440 –> 00:36:31,599
that was that for the studying
948
00:36:29,359 –> 00:36:33,680
i may have completely forgotten about
949
00:36:31,599 –> 00:36:35,520
the fact that i’ve gained five hp every
950
00:36:33,680 –> 00:36:37,760
time i kill something
951
00:36:35,520 –> 00:36:40,400
yeah i thought so anyway
952
00:36:37,760 –> 00:36:43,440
you guys do all this
953
00:36:40,400 –> 00:36:46,079
and then as you look out into the forest
954
00:36:43,440 –> 00:36:49,760
of lost giants
955
00:36:46,079 –> 00:36:49,760
a fog begins to creep in
956
00:36:50,480 –> 00:36:56,560
amidst the fog
957
00:36:52,160 –> 00:36:59,520
a figure soon becomes visible
958
00:36:56,560 –> 00:37:02,560
and as it approaches
959
00:36:59,520 –> 00:37:06,000
it is the necromancer
960
00:37:02,560 –> 00:37:08,720
it lumbers slowly forward
961
00:37:06,000 –> 00:37:11,839
slouching as if being moved by some
962
00:37:08,720 –> 00:37:11,839
unseen force
963
00:37:12,400 –> 00:37:17,280
and then
964
00:37:14,320 –> 00:37:17,280
it hits you all
965
00:37:17,440 –> 00:37:20,320
the smell
966
00:37:20,720 –> 00:37:26,480
the horrid pungent odor
967
00:37:24,640 –> 00:37:29,920
that you are all
968
00:37:26,480 –> 00:37:29,920
far too familiar with
969
00:37:30,480 –> 00:37:34,960
as you see
970
00:37:32,400 –> 00:37:38,160
from the fog
971
00:37:34,960 –> 00:37:41,359
mounds of corpse flowers
972
00:37:38,160 –> 00:37:44,480
drag themselves through the mud and
973
00:37:41,359 –> 00:37:48,000
ashen ground
974
00:37:44,480 –> 00:37:52,079
followed by a legion
975
00:37:48,000 –> 00:37:55,280
of fear bulk zombies
976
00:37:52,079 –> 00:38:00,560
the necromancer has gathered nothing
977
00:37:55,280 –> 00:38:00,560
short of an army of these things
978
00:38:00,720 –> 00:38:03,760
or rather
979
00:38:02,720 –> 00:38:07,920
the one
980
00:38:03,760 –> 00:38:07,920
controlling the necromancer
981
00:38:08,079 –> 00:38:14,160
for now above the necromancer you see
982
00:38:11,920 –> 00:38:16,400
the hand
983
00:38:14,160 –> 00:38:19,520
or as you now know
984
00:38:16,400 –> 00:38:22,960
the finger of death
985
00:38:19,520 –> 00:38:26,480
twisting and contorting its fingers as
986
00:38:22,960 –> 00:38:30,400
if it were controlling a puppet
987
00:38:26,480 –> 00:38:30,400
something not far from the truth
988
00:38:31,119 –> 00:38:38,800
but then
989
00:38:33,440 –> 00:38:38,800
you begin to see a few other things
990
00:38:40,560 –> 00:38:44,960
first you see
991
00:38:42,079 –> 00:38:47,119
a second smaller hand
992
00:38:44,960 –> 00:38:50,880
not made of necrotic energy but more of
993
00:38:47,119 –> 00:38:52,320
an ethereal force energy
994
00:38:50,880 –> 00:38:55,760
next
995
00:38:52,320 –> 00:38:57,920
you see a small series
996
00:38:55,760 –> 00:39:01,599
of ethereal darts
997
00:38:57,920 –> 00:39:06,640
dashing around an unknown point that you
998
00:39:01,599 –> 00:39:08,720
cannot seem to trace as it orbits wildly
999
00:39:06,640 –> 00:39:10,560
next the figure
1000
00:39:08,720 –> 00:39:11,440
of a person
1001
00:39:10,560 –> 00:39:14,400
but
1002
00:39:11,440 –> 00:39:16,480
it’s contorted in a way that it appears
1003
00:39:14,400 –> 00:39:18,480
that there are four of them
1004
00:39:16,480 –> 00:39:22,800
each figure moving
1005
00:39:18,480 –> 00:39:22,800
perfectly in symmetry with the others
1006
00:39:22,960 –> 00:39:26,400
next
1007
00:39:23,839 –> 00:39:30,079
a monstrous face
1008
00:39:26,400 –> 00:39:33,440
shrouded in a dark miasma
1009
00:39:30,079 –> 00:39:35,760
that brings about the feeling of utter
1010
00:39:33,440 –> 00:39:37,839
terror
1011
00:39:35,760 –> 00:39:39,440
and god i wish i had a better way to
1012
00:39:37,839 –> 00:39:44,240
describe this next one without it
1013
00:39:39,440 –> 00:39:44,240
sounding really stupid but i don’t so
1014
00:39:44,400 –> 00:39:52,400
you see a spectral door
1015
00:39:48,880 –> 00:39:57,640
opening and closing as it warps around
1016
00:39:52,400 –> 00:39:57,640
the area at lightning speeds
1017
00:39:58,320 –> 00:40:01,920
then
1018
00:39:59,599 –> 00:40:04,560
you see a twister
1019
00:40:01,920 –> 00:40:08,000
spinning around wildly
1020
00:40:04,560 –> 00:40:12,640
congregating a group of frost and ice
1021
00:40:08,000 –> 00:40:14,240
that whips around as the wind howls
1022
00:40:12,640 –> 00:40:17,200
and finally
1023
00:40:14,240 –> 00:40:19,119
you see a floating eye
1024
00:40:17,200 –> 00:40:21,280
that every time it blinks
1025
00:40:19,119 –> 00:40:24,480
you see the eyelids
1026
00:40:21,280 –> 00:40:26,560
have rows of razor sharp teeth that
1027
00:40:24,480 –> 00:40:27,680
whenever they clash together
1028
00:40:26,560 –> 00:40:30,640
sounds
1029
00:40:27,680 –> 00:40:33,280
like screeching of metal
1030
00:40:30,640 –> 00:40:35,520
crossed itself
1031
00:40:33,280 –> 00:40:39,920
as the hand
1032
00:40:35,520 –> 00:40:42,880
has brought the other animated spells
1033
00:40:39,920 –> 00:40:44,319
to do its bidding
1034
00:40:42,880 –> 00:40:46,720
i called it
1035
00:40:44,319 –> 00:40:48,800
yup no congratulations on that one you
1036
00:40:46,720 –> 00:40:50,160
[ __ ] called it and now you get to
1037
00:40:48,800 –> 00:40:53,440
face it
1038
00:40:50,160 –> 00:40:56,079
everyone roll initiative
1039
00:40:53,440 –> 00:40:57,520
oh boy all righty then
1040
00:40:56,079 –> 00:40:59,599
i imagine that when tara’s weapon of
1041
00:40:57,520 –> 00:41:00,800
warning is like freaking the [ __ ] out
1042
00:40:59,599 –> 00:41:02,640
right now
1043
00:41:00,800 –> 00:41:04,800
oh yeah no it’s just strange i just
1044
00:41:02,640 –> 00:41:06,319
fight today
1045
00:41:04,800 –> 00:41:09,359
like a fully abandoned it’s like whole
1046
00:41:06,319 –> 00:41:09,359
like gruff experience like
1047
00:41:09,680 –> 00:41:14,240
yeah kind of like you when you panic did
1048
00:41:11,760 –> 00:41:15,680
i just use up my only natural 20 i swear
1049
00:41:14,240 –> 00:41:17,119
to god
1050
00:41:15,680 –> 00:41:18,240
wait you rolled a mad 20 on your
1051
00:41:17,119 –> 00:41:20,240
initiative
1052
00:41:18,240 –> 00:41:21,680
i know i i rolled a nat 20 on my
1053
00:41:20,240 –> 00:41:23,680
initiative
1054
00:41:21,680 –> 00:41:25,760
what does that bring you up to
1055
00:41:23,680 –> 00:41:28,800
26.
1056
00:41:25,760 –> 00:41:32,480
i got a 19. i have a dirty 20. even when
1057
00:41:28,800 –> 00:41:32,480
i roll well i’m still last
1058
00:41:33,440 –> 00:41:38,079
like i can’t win i do get advantage on
1059
00:41:35,839 –> 00:41:42,160
all initiative roles because of my
1060
00:41:38,079 –> 00:41:44,240
sentinel shield so you know it helps
1061
00:41:42,160 –> 00:41:46,240
you should buy one of those
1062
00:41:44,240 –> 00:41:49,680
yeah probably help
1063
00:41:46,240 –> 00:41:51,839
okay so before we get into combat
1064
00:41:49,680 –> 00:41:53,599
officially let me explain to you the way
1065
00:41:51,839 –> 00:41:57,839
this combat is going to work because
1066
00:41:53,599 –> 00:41:59,200
there are a few extra rules to this one
1067
00:41:57,839 –> 00:42:02,640
so
1068
00:41:59,200 –> 00:42:05,920
the first thing is the corpse flowers
1069
00:42:02,640 –> 00:42:07,920
and the fear bulge zombies as per past
1070
00:42:05,920 –> 00:42:10,400
instances of me doing stuff like this
1071
00:42:07,920 –> 00:42:12,640
they will be a layer action where they
1072
00:42:10,400 –> 00:42:15,359
are just a single mass of hit points
1073
00:42:12,640 –> 00:42:17,280
well each of them is and they will do
1074
00:42:15,359 –> 00:42:18,960
damage on initiative 20 there’s no
1075
00:42:17,280 –> 00:42:21,440
saving throw or roll to hit it’ll just
1076
00:42:18,960 –> 00:42:23,200
happen because there’s so many of them
1077
00:42:21,440 –> 00:42:26,079
however
1078
00:42:23,200 –> 00:42:29,200
at the start of each round of combat
1079
00:42:26,079 –> 00:42:33,359
you may choose to have
1080
00:42:29,200 –> 00:42:35,280
the npcs engage with them
1081
00:42:33,359 –> 00:42:37,200
and if you do that
1082
00:42:35,280 –> 00:42:39,200
they will just the npcs won’t get like
1083
00:42:37,200 –> 00:42:41,680
special actions based on what you guys
1084
00:42:39,200 –> 00:42:43,040
do they will just roll their damage
1085
00:42:41,680 –> 00:42:45,040
and it’ll be divided amongst the two
1086
00:42:43,040 –> 00:42:47,200
groups and then the core flowers and
1087
00:42:45,040 –> 00:42:49,440
fury bug zombies will do their damage
1088
00:42:47,200 –> 00:42:51,040
and they’ll be divided amongst the npcs
1089
00:42:49,440 –> 00:42:52,880
and then you guys won’t have to worry
1090
00:42:51,040 –> 00:42:54,480
about that damage they’ll just do battle
1091
00:42:52,880 –> 00:42:56,240
in the background keeping them away from
1092
00:42:54,480 –> 00:42:59,200
you
1093
00:42:56,240 –> 00:43:01,599
the next thing is the animated spells
1094
00:42:59,200 –> 00:43:05,599
which are also a layer action
1095
00:43:01,599 –> 00:43:07,839
and they will all go off simultaneously
1096
00:43:05,599 –> 00:43:10,480
however
1097
00:43:07,839 –> 00:43:13,599
at the start of each round you may also
1098
00:43:10,480 –> 00:43:15,200
decide what granifor does he may stay in
1099
00:43:13,599 –> 00:43:16,880
your reserves as someone you may use a
1100
00:43:15,200 –> 00:43:19,599
reaction for
1101
00:43:16,880 –> 00:43:22,160
or you can have him use his anti-magic
1102
00:43:19,599 –> 00:43:24,800
cone or beam or whatever in which case
1103
00:43:22,160 –> 00:43:27,359
he will roll a d8 sorry where i told you
1104
00:43:24,800 –> 00:43:29,280
before it was a lie to deceive you
1105
00:43:27,359 –> 00:43:32,000
and that will determine how many of the
1106
00:43:29,280 –> 00:43:34,000
animated spells he catches within at
1107
00:43:32,000 –> 00:43:36,880
that point i’ll roll for each of the
1108
00:43:34,000 –> 00:43:38,960
spells to see which ones get caught
1109
00:43:36,880 –> 00:43:40,640
so you can either take the mpcs that
1110
00:43:38,960 –> 00:43:42,480
have all these amazing abilities and
1111
00:43:40,640 –> 00:43:44,880
save them for your reactions at which
1112
00:43:42,480 –> 00:43:47,599
point only one of you can use each of
1113
00:43:44,880 –> 00:43:49,839
them at a time so like
1114
00:43:47,599 –> 00:43:52,160
for example saith goes first if she
1115
00:43:49,839 –> 00:43:54,720
decides to use a reaction to have uric
1116
00:43:52,160 –> 00:43:56,240
take his turn no one else can use auric
1117
00:43:54,720 –> 00:43:58,640
that ground
1118
00:43:56,240 –> 00:44:01,440
but if you decide to have all the npcs
1119
00:43:58,640 –> 00:44:02,960
and it is an all or nothing type deal
1120
00:44:01,440 –> 00:44:06,400
handle the
1121
00:44:02,960 –> 00:44:07,440
army of undead then
1122
00:44:06,400 –> 00:44:09,119
they will
1123
00:44:07,440 –> 00:44:10,880
like you won’t have them for reactions
1124
00:44:09,119 –> 00:44:13,599
but you also won’t take the metric [ __ ]
1125
00:44:10,880 –> 00:44:16,960
ton of damage they send your way
1126
00:44:13,599 –> 00:44:16,960
do you guys understand what i’ve said
1127
00:44:17,040 –> 00:44:20,400
question for you
1128
00:44:19,280 –> 00:44:23,440
do
1129
00:44:20,400 –> 00:44:25,680
so if the npc’s react
1130
00:44:23,440 –> 00:44:27,599
to the layer action things
1131
00:44:25,680 –> 00:44:28,640
they still do their normal stuff or
1132
00:44:27,599 –> 00:44:30,160
there’s like a separate thing you’re
1133
00:44:28,640 –> 00:44:32,000
doing for them
1134
00:44:30,160 –> 00:44:34,000
they’ll just roll their like
1135
00:44:32,000 –> 00:44:36,720
base melee attacks and that’ll be the
1136
00:44:34,000 –> 00:44:37,920
damage they deal to them
1137
00:44:36,720 –> 00:44:39,520
okay
1138
00:44:37,920 –> 00:44:41,599
if you guys want them to do their spells
1139
00:44:39,520 –> 00:44:43,200
and [ __ ] you have to decide that you’ll
1140
00:44:41,599 –> 00:44:45,119
keep them for reactions and then take
1141
00:44:43,200 –> 00:44:46,720
that damage gotcha
1142
00:44:45,119 –> 00:44:50,079
okey-dokey
1143
00:44:46,720 –> 00:44:52,400
can we use their reaction to like do
1144
00:44:50,079 –> 00:44:53,920
damage to the undead horde
1145
00:44:52,400 –> 00:44:55,920
yeah you can fully do that but then the
1146
00:44:53,920 –> 00:44:57,280
undead horde will also attack you guys
1147
00:44:55,920 –> 00:45:01,440
because you’ll
1148
00:44:57,280 –> 00:45:01,440
kept them in reserves for your reactions
1149
00:45:02,000 –> 00:45:05,280
it’s a question of how much damage do
1150
00:45:03,520 –> 00:45:06,880
you want to take
1151
00:45:05,280 –> 00:45:08,480
so it sounds like this is a
1152
00:45:06,880 –> 00:45:10,319
let them deal with it at first and then
1153
00:45:08,480 –> 00:45:13,040
come back and go to that
1154
00:45:10,319 –> 00:45:15,040
it’s however you want to do it man
1155
00:45:13,040 –> 00:45:18,319
i’m just letting you know what the rules
1156
00:45:15,040 –> 00:45:20,319
of this particular fight are
1157
00:45:18,319 –> 00:45:23,040
i will say like arlo i guess like as a
1158
00:45:20,319 –> 00:45:25,200
tactician would like look to um when
1159
00:45:23,040 –> 00:45:27,680
tara and to say
1160
00:45:25,200 –> 00:45:29,920
and you guys don’t have to follow this
1161
00:45:27,680 –> 00:45:31,680
but he does say like
1162
00:45:29,920 –> 00:45:33,680
you two
1163
00:45:31,680 –> 00:45:35,920
granifour
1164
00:45:33,680 –> 00:45:37,520
handle the spells
1165
00:45:35,920 –> 00:45:39,920
me and the rest of us
1166
00:45:37,520 –> 00:45:41,680
will thin out that herd there
1167
00:45:39,920 –> 00:45:43,680
we need to make sure that they can’t
1168
00:45:41,680 –> 00:45:45,760
just mullis over
1169
00:45:43,680 –> 00:45:48,319
if we take out the mobs and keep the big
1170
00:45:45,760 –> 00:45:51,200
guns busy we’ll be able to all focus on
1171
00:45:48,319 –> 00:45:52,640
the big guns and take them out together
1172
00:45:51,200 –> 00:45:54,160
okay mechanically what are you
1173
00:45:52,640 –> 00:45:57,040
suggesting
1174
00:45:54,160 –> 00:46:01,280
i’m suggesting exactly that that
1175
00:45:57,040 –> 00:46:02,319
safe and wintera and granifour
1176
00:46:01,280 –> 00:46:06,000
like
1177
00:46:02,319 –> 00:46:07,599
keep their focus on the spell dudes
1178
00:46:06,000 –> 00:46:08,800
whilst arlo
1179
00:46:07,599 –> 00:46:10,400
and
1180
00:46:08,800 –> 00:46:12,960
work on thinning out the herd safe can’t
1181
00:46:10,400 –> 00:46:15,520
damage the spells only you and i can
1182
00:46:12,960 –> 00:46:17,440
ah frick that’s right yeah i can only i
1183
00:46:15,520 –> 00:46:19,839
have to i have to go after the like
1184
00:46:17,440 –> 00:46:22,240
necromancer and the physical beings yeah
1185
00:46:19,839 –> 00:46:24,560
when tara actually said that she’s like
1186
00:46:22,240 –> 00:46:26,160
saith can’t hit the magic that’s what we
1187
00:46:24,560 –> 00:46:28,000
figured out when we talked to my mom the
1188
00:46:26,160 –> 00:46:29,280
other day arlo did you already forget
1189
00:46:28,000 –> 00:46:30,720
that
1190
00:46:29,280 –> 00:46:33,040
i’m under a lot of pressure and it’s
1191
00:46:30,720 –> 00:46:34,480
been a while all right switch places
1192
00:46:33,040 –> 00:46:36,079
i’ll switch places with safe but same
1193
00:46:34,480 –> 00:46:37,119
plan
1194
00:46:36,079 –> 00:46:38,560
okay so just so i understand
1195
00:46:37,119 –> 00:46:41,440
mechanically what you are saying is you
1196
00:46:38,560 –> 00:46:43,119
want the npcs to handle the horde so
1197
00:46:41,440 –> 00:46:45,760
that you guys don’t have to worry about
1198
00:46:43,119 –> 00:46:47,520
that graniform will handle the spells
1199
00:46:45,760 –> 00:46:50,240
and then you guys have your own specific
1200
00:46:47,520 –> 00:46:51,599
targets have i gotten that about right
1201
00:46:50,240 –> 00:46:54,000
yep
1202
00:46:51,599 –> 00:46:55,839
okay cool
1203
00:46:54,000 –> 00:46:57,760
one other thing i forgot before we get
1204
00:46:55,839 –> 00:47:00,560
into like the actual thing uh i need one
1205
00:46:57,760 –> 00:47:01,440
of you guys to roll me a d4 i’ll do it
1206
00:47:00,560 –> 00:47:02,560
okay
1207
00:47:01,440 –> 00:47:04,160
four
1208
00:47:02,560 –> 00:47:06,720
okay
1209
00:47:04,160 –> 00:47:08,079
and roll me one more
1210
00:47:06,720 –> 00:47:10,960
three
1211
00:47:08,079 –> 00:47:13,440
cool
1212
00:47:10,960 –> 00:47:15,440
one time you wanted to roll low
1213
00:47:13,440 –> 00:47:16,560
great
1214
00:47:15,440 –> 00:47:17,599
okay
1215
00:47:16,560 –> 00:47:21,040
so
1216
00:47:17,599 –> 00:47:22,319
now we are in initiative proper
1217
00:47:21,040 –> 00:47:25,040
first up
1218
00:47:22,319 –> 00:47:26,480
safe
1219
00:47:25,040 –> 00:47:28,000
all right
1220
00:47:26,480 –> 00:47:30,800
so she’s just gonna
1221
00:47:28,000 –> 00:47:33,280
nod to her friends
1222
00:47:30,800 –> 00:47:35,440
and she’s gonna take off to the trees
1223
00:47:33,280 –> 00:47:40,000
like the tree line and try to get as
1224
00:47:35,440 –> 00:47:42,400
best of you she can of bookworm classic
1225
00:47:40,000 –> 00:47:43,839
the necromancer
1226
00:47:42,400 –> 00:47:45,760
classic
1227
00:47:43,839 –> 00:47:47,839
bookworm classic yeah
1228
00:47:45,760 –> 00:47:49,599
how close can i get to him without being
1229
00:47:47,839 –> 00:47:54,160
seen
1230
00:47:49,599 –> 00:47:57,040
that’s pence wrote me a stealth check 27
1231
00:47:54,160 –> 00:47:59,440
you are able to get up to him without
1232
00:47:57,040 –> 00:48:00,960
him noticing
1233
00:47:59,440 –> 00:48:03,119
all right well i’m not going to go all
1234
00:48:00,960 –> 00:48:05,839
the way up to him i feel like that’s a
1235
00:48:03,119 –> 00:48:08,240
bad idea but i’m going to get into a
1236
00:48:05,839 –> 00:48:09,280
good position where
1237
00:48:08,240 –> 00:48:11,200
i
1238
00:48:09,280 –> 00:48:13,280
can
1239
00:48:11,200 –> 00:48:15,280
go ahead and
1240
00:48:13,280 –> 00:48:18,720
i don’t suppose i should use any of my
1241
00:48:15,280 –> 00:48:20,640
spells yet just to use um i mean like
1242
00:48:18,720 –> 00:48:22,480
not like spells but you know what i mean
1243
00:48:20,640 –> 00:48:24,400
like enchanted bolts
1244
00:48:22,480 –> 00:48:26,400
what do you guys think
1245
00:48:24,400 –> 00:48:27,599
straight [ __ ] him up fam
1246
00:48:26,400 –> 00:48:29,200
so let me do
1247
00:48:27,599 –> 00:48:31,680
blindness
1248
00:48:29,200 –> 00:48:33,359
he has to make a deck save
1249
00:48:31,680 –> 00:48:35,839
okay i just found out that one of the
1250
00:48:33,359 –> 00:48:37,359
numbers on my die is like missing the
1251
00:48:35,839 –> 00:48:38,880
paint on it so i couldn’t tell what it
1252
00:48:37,359 –> 00:48:40,960
was originally
1253
00:48:38,880 –> 00:48:43,680
but he does
1254
00:48:40,960 –> 00:48:45,680
make a 19.
1255
00:48:43,680 –> 00:48:49,599
oh yeah he passes
1256
00:48:45,680 –> 00:48:50,480
does a 17 hit it does not
1257
00:48:49,599 –> 00:48:53,119
that’s how
1258
00:48:50,480 –> 00:48:54,880
far away is safe from me
1259
00:48:53,119 –> 00:48:56,960
tops 30 feet
1260
00:48:54,880 –> 00:48:59,839
channel divinity wore god’s blessing she
1261
00:48:56,960 –> 00:49:01,680
gets a plus 10 to hit
1262
00:48:59,839 –> 00:49:04,240
it hits now
1263
00:49:01,680 –> 00:49:07,359
- all right
1264
00:49:04,240 –> 00:49:07,359
still missing let’s see
1265
00:49:07,520 –> 00:49:13,200
bahamut buy your holy light help my
1266
00:49:10,160 –> 00:49:14,720
friend [ _ ] this guy’s [ _ ] backwards
1267
00:49:13,200 –> 00:49:16,559
thanks fine
1268
00:49:14,720 –> 00:49:17,680
smashing mohammed like up in the clouds
1269
00:49:16,559 –> 00:49:20,800
he’s like
1270
00:49:17,680 –> 00:49:22,800
[ __ ] do it to him
1271
00:49:20,800 –> 00:49:26,079
our love roll me perception
1272
00:49:22,800 –> 00:49:28,319
that is either the worst or the best
1273
00:49:26,079 –> 00:49:29,280
natural 20 i have ever
1274
00:49:28,319 –> 00:49:31,280
rolled
1275
00:49:29,280 –> 00:49:33,200
in my dnd career
1276
00:49:31,280 –> 00:49:36,480
jordan jordan illuminate me as to
1277
00:49:33,200 –> 00:49:38,720
whether it was worth it or not
1278
00:49:36,480 –> 00:49:40,160
you you look up to say this and you see
1279
00:49:38,720 –> 00:49:42,400
a cloud that is shaped like a dragon
1280
00:49:40,160 –> 00:49:45,680
giving you a thumbs up
1281
00:49:42,400 –> 00:49:48,160
hell yeah
1282
00:49:45,680 –> 00:49:49,090
can i have two inspirations
1283
00:49:48,160 –> 00:49:51,200
no
1284
00:49:49,090 –> 00:49:54,000
[Laughter]
1285
00:49:51,200 –> 00:49:56,480
no you have the one and you get his like
1286
00:49:54,000 –> 00:49:58,800
affirmation that you got it bro
1287
00:49:56,480 –> 00:50:02,000
hell yeah he
1288
00:49:58,800 –> 00:50:03,440
he takes 14 damage
1289
00:50:02,000 –> 00:50:05,440
nice
1290
00:50:03,440 –> 00:50:08,000
so because i know i drew attention to
1291
00:50:05,440 –> 00:50:10,839
myself by shooting him a little bit yeah
1292
00:50:08,000 –> 00:50:14,079
i’m gonna use my bonus action
1293
00:50:10,839 –> 00:50:16,160
to change my position
1294
00:50:14,079 –> 00:50:18,240
okay roll another stealth check
1295
00:50:16,160 –> 00:50:19,680
uh another 27.
1296
00:50:18,240 –> 00:50:22,079
uh yeah you good man
1297
00:50:19,680 –> 00:50:23,280
so is that going to be yes for for now
1298
00:50:22,079 –> 00:50:24,240
yes
1299
00:50:23,280 –> 00:50:25,520
okay
1300
00:50:24,240 –> 00:50:28,319
cool
1301
00:50:25,520 –> 00:50:30,800
layer action time you guys are currently
1302
00:50:28,319 –> 00:50:33,440
having the corpse flowers
1303
00:50:30,800 –> 00:50:35,359
and fear of all zombies fight
1304
00:50:33,440 –> 00:50:38,960
the dark knight family
1305
00:50:35,359 –> 00:50:41,280
so i’m going to have you guys actually
1306
00:50:38,960 –> 00:50:43,839
roll the damage that they do to the
1307
00:50:41,280 –> 00:50:45,520
horde real quick
1308
00:50:43,839 –> 00:50:46,480
just to kind of you know help me out a
1309
00:50:45,520 –> 00:50:48,480
little bit
1310
00:50:46,480 –> 00:50:51,760
okay what would you like
1311
00:50:48,480 –> 00:50:54,640
well first let’s handle sibo
1312
00:50:51,760 –> 00:50:58,640
so you guys have eight flame throwers so
1313
00:50:54,640 –> 00:51:00,160
go ahead and roll me 16 d8
1314
00:50:58,640 –> 00:51:02,000
so that’s gonna be
1315
00:51:00,160 –> 00:51:04,160
86
1316
00:51:02,000 –> 00:51:05,200
goddamn
1317
00:51:04,160 –> 00:51:07,040
now
1318
00:51:05,200 –> 00:51:09,839
i need
1319
00:51:07,040 –> 00:51:13,359
68 for the ballista
1320
00:51:09,839 –> 00:51:14,960
or i’m sorry not 68 uh 28
1321
00:51:13,359 –> 00:51:18,079
55
1322
00:51:14,960 –> 00:51:19,520
okay and now 2d10
1323
00:51:18,079 –> 00:51:24,319
20.
1324
00:51:19,520 –> 00:51:27,119
god you max that yeah nice blame the app
1325
00:51:24,319 –> 00:51:30,160
yeah that’s fair okay next we’re going
1326
00:51:27,119 –> 00:51:30,880
to go through the dark knights so first
1327
00:51:30,160 –> 00:51:33,359
up
1328
00:51:30,880 –> 00:51:34,640
oliver
1329
00:51:33,359 –> 00:51:37,359
let’s see
1330
00:51:34,640 –> 00:51:39,680
his thing oh i didn’t give him a face
1331
00:51:37,359 –> 00:51:39,680
attack
1332
00:51:39,760 –> 00:51:43,839
hey with tara what’s the uh
1333
00:51:41,920 –> 00:51:45,599
fight attack on a shifter what’s the
1334
00:51:43,839 –> 00:51:47,280
bite attack on a shifter you mean the
1335
00:51:45,599 –> 00:51:49,440
baby that you gave no strength so he
1336
00:51:47,280 –> 00:51:51,680
probably does negative damage
1337
00:51:49,440 –> 00:51:54,319
it’ll be minimum one
1338
00:51:51,680 –> 00:51:56,160
piercing damage equal to one d6 plus his
1339
00:51:54,319 –> 00:51:58,800
strength modifier
1340
00:51:56,160 –> 00:52:01,119
alright so roll that for me
1341
00:51:58,800 –> 00:52:03,040
the d6 is a five
1342
00:52:01,119 –> 00:52:06,079
okay so that’s four
1343
00:52:03,040 –> 00:52:08,720
twinkle who is already fully out uh
1344
00:52:06,079 –> 00:52:10,240
we’ll do the flame seed so that’s one d6
1345
00:52:08,720 –> 00:52:11,440
plus five someone would like to roll
1346
00:52:10,240 –> 00:52:12,720
that out
1347
00:52:11,440 –> 00:52:14,640
i got a six
1348
00:52:12,720 –> 00:52:15,760
on the on the die not the plus five part
1349
00:52:14,640 –> 00:52:17,280
it wasn’t a one it was so it would be
1350
00:52:15,760 –> 00:52:21,200
nine
1351
00:52:17,280 –> 00:52:24,559
all right irwin is now up he makes
1352
00:52:21,200 –> 00:52:27,839
two attacks we’ll say longbow so
1353
00:52:24,559 –> 00:52:29,520
roll me 2d8
1354
00:52:27,839 –> 00:52:32,480
13.
1355
00:52:29,520 –> 00:52:34,960
and last but not least
1356
00:52:32,480 –> 00:52:38,079
that’s going to be 66.
1357
00:52:34,960 –> 00:52:40,240
- lurk is not [ __ ] around
1358
00:52:38,079 –> 00:52:43,200
he is a very high level fighter and his
1359
00:52:40,240 –> 00:52:43,200
daughter is in trouble
1360
00:52:44,079 –> 00:52:46,160
so
1361
00:52:44,960 –> 00:52:49,680
that
1362
00:52:46,160 –> 00:52:53,599
means that between the two hordes
1363
00:52:49,680 –> 00:52:55,359
you have dealt a total of 221 damage
1364
00:52:53,599 –> 00:52:58,839
oh jesus
1365
00:52:55,359 –> 00:53:01,760
noise which is about 110 damage
1366
00:52:58,839 –> 00:53:03,520
each it’s very good
1367
00:53:01,760 –> 00:53:04,960
and also means they will be doing less
1368
00:53:03,520 –> 00:53:06,319
damage
1369
00:53:04,960 –> 00:53:08,960
because you knock them down by a
1370
00:53:06,319 –> 00:53:12,880
threshold sweet but now i’m going to
1371
00:53:08,960 –> 00:53:14,880
roll all of their meaty meaty damage
1372
00:53:12,880 –> 00:53:16,960
okay not nearly as meaty as what y’all
1373
00:53:14,880 –> 00:53:19,200
did
1374
00:53:16,960 –> 00:53:19,200
but
1375
00:53:19,680 –> 00:53:28,720
it was a total of 98 points of damage
1376
00:53:24,240 –> 00:53:30,480
to us or to like our npc’s my family
1377
00:53:28,720 –> 00:53:31,920
to the dark knights
1378
00:53:30,480 –> 00:53:33,240
oh
1379
00:53:31,920 –> 00:53:35,520
dear
1380
00:53:33,240 –> 00:53:37,520
exclusively to them
1381
00:53:35,520 –> 00:53:42,000
it’s it’s divided evenly among them so
1382
00:53:37,520 –> 00:53:43,599
they each take 24 points of damage
1383
00:53:42,000 –> 00:53:45,040
all over okay
1384
00:53:43,599 –> 00:53:46,880
he’s still fine he’s that’s like a third
1385
00:53:45,040 –> 00:53:48,720
of his health
1386
00:53:46,880 –> 00:53:50,480
yeah no he’s down to 30.
1387
00:53:48,720 –> 00:53:52,160
oliver’s very powerful but he does not
1388
00:53:50,480 –> 00:53:54,000
have much health
1389
00:53:52,160 –> 00:53:55,520
that’s okay i have a i have a full
1390
00:53:54,000 –> 00:53:58,319
healing potion
1391
00:53:55,520 –> 00:54:00,240
okay now on to the animated spells roll
1392
00:53:58,319 –> 00:54:02,079
me a d8 to see how many of these things
1393
00:54:00,240 –> 00:54:03,280
you guys get
1394
00:54:02,079 –> 00:54:05,359
all of them
1395
00:54:03,280 –> 00:54:08,839
you got an eight yep
1396
00:54:05,359 –> 00:54:10,570
all right they don’t act this turn
1397
00:54:08,839 –> 00:54:12,079
yay yeah
1398
00:54:10,570 –> 00:54:13,200
[Music]
1399
00:54:12,079 –> 00:54:16,640
grandfather managed to catch all that
1400
00:54:13,200 –> 00:54:18,800
music he was like i got this
1401
00:54:16,640 –> 00:54:20,800
and they all just start freaking out
1402
00:54:18,800 –> 00:54:23,520
like they’re almost like
1403
00:54:20,800 –> 00:54:27,440
experiencing like static as they can’t
1404
00:54:23,520 –> 00:54:27,440
move and they are stunned for the round
1405
00:54:27,599 –> 00:54:32,640
speaking of winter europe
1406
00:54:31,359 –> 00:54:34,000
great
1407
00:54:32,640 –> 00:54:35,280
what’s the weather like outside right
1408
00:54:34,000 –> 00:54:36,160
now jordan
1409
00:54:35,280 –> 00:54:38,319
it
1410
00:54:36,160 –> 00:54:41,359
is
1411
00:54:38,319 –> 00:54:43,359
i’ll say a little cloudy but there’s no
1412
00:54:41,359 –> 00:54:47,200
like rain or anything like that just
1413
00:54:43,359 –> 00:54:48,880
some overcast so there’s no sunlight
1414
00:54:47,200 –> 00:54:49,839
no sunlight
1415
00:54:48,880 –> 00:54:51,680
cool
1416
00:54:49,839 –> 00:54:53,599
cool no sunlight that’s like breaking
1417
00:54:51,680 –> 00:54:55,359
the clouds
1418
00:54:53,599 –> 00:54:58,160
excellent
1419
00:54:55,359 –> 00:55:00,240
so when tara is going to hop on zell
1420
00:54:58,160 –> 00:55:01,280
because that was her thing that she did
1421
00:55:00,240 –> 00:55:03,520
yes
1422
00:55:01,280 –> 00:55:04,880
and
1423
00:55:03,520 –> 00:55:06,640
okay this is more important i think to
1424
00:55:04,880 –> 00:55:08,480
do first considering how [ __ ] badly
1425
00:55:06,640 –> 00:55:09,760
they got hurt that last round
1426
00:55:08,480 –> 00:55:11,920
she’s gonna assume her shepherd of the
1427
00:55:09,760 –> 00:55:13,200
fae form as she hops on zal as her
1428
00:55:11,920 –> 00:55:14,319
action
1429
00:55:13,200 –> 00:55:17,520
okay
1430
00:55:14,319 –> 00:55:20,640
and she’s going to bonus action herself
1431
00:55:17,520 –> 00:55:22,559
send out her her spirit totem
1432
00:55:20,640 –> 00:55:24,079
and to start off with she’s picking
1433
00:55:22,559 –> 00:55:26,400
grown-up bear
1434
00:55:24,079 –> 00:55:27,280
all right so that they all get 14 temp
1435
00:55:26,400 –> 00:55:29,680
hp
1436
00:55:27,280 –> 00:55:31,520
to all my allies there’s no number limit
1437
00:55:29,680 –> 00:55:33,359
by the way all my allies right now get
1438
00:55:31,520 –> 00:55:34,480
14 temp hp
1439
00:55:33,359 –> 00:55:35,920
nice
1440
00:55:34,480 –> 00:55:37,280
and they also gained advantage on any
1441
00:55:35,920 –> 00:55:39,359
strength checks and strength saving
1442
00:55:37,280 –> 00:55:41,839
throws while in my aura which they all
1443
00:55:39,359 –> 00:55:42,720
are because it’s a literal 60 foot wide
1444
00:55:41,839 –> 00:55:44,400
thing
1445
00:55:42,720 –> 00:55:45,359
so
1446
00:55:44,400 –> 00:55:47,599
yeah
1447
00:55:45,359 –> 00:55:49,760
and then she’s just like
1448
00:55:47,599 –> 00:55:51,440
don’t say anything and she’s yelling at
1449
00:55:49,760 –> 00:55:52,559
irwin because she knows that she’s got
1450
00:55:51,440 –> 00:55:56,319
really long hair now and that’s not
1451
00:55:52,559 –> 00:55:56,319
normal for her and she’s upset by
1452
00:55:56,480 –> 00:56:03,599
yeah no you fly up into the air and in a
1453
00:56:00,400 –> 00:56:06,880
loud roar you bypass your shifting and
1454
00:56:03,599 –> 00:56:08,319
go straight into your shepard form
1455
00:56:06,880 –> 00:56:11,920
and
1456
00:56:08,319 –> 00:56:14,799
wild fae energy is
1457
00:56:11,920 –> 00:56:18,240
bouncing around you wildly as your hair
1458
00:56:14,799 –> 00:56:21,040
grows long erwin just kind of looks up
1459
00:56:18,240 –> 00:56:22,720
and your entire family is enraptured by
1460
00:56:21,040 –> 00:56:25,920
the aura of
1461
00:56:22,720 –> 00:56:28,960
big daddy bear and he just kind of like
1462
00:56:25,920 –> 00:56:31,440
nods as he like shoots another arrow
1463
00:56:28,960 –> 00:56:33,119
into one of the zombies
1464
00:56:31,440 –> 00:56:35,280
don’t say anything
1465
00:56:33,119 –> 00:56:37,680
and then she’s gonna
1466
00:56:35,280 –> 00:56:39,760
i’m curious if zal’s part of her magic
1467
00:56:37,680 –> 00:56:42,240
and if that counts for hitting these
1468
00:56:39,760 –> 00:56:44,880
magical enemies
1469
00:56:42,240 –> 00:56:45,760
i don’t know
1470
00:56:44,880 –> 00:56:49,359
so
1471
00:56:45,760 –> 00:56:53,440
she’s gonna tell zao to attack
1472
00:56:49,359 –> 00:56:53,440
magic missile that one sounds not fun
1473
00:56:54,079 –> 00:56:59,200
all right go ahead and roll it
1474
00:56:57,280 –> 00:57:00,960
23
1475
00:56:59,200 –> 00:57:02,799
hits okay
1476
00:57:00,960 –> 00:57:06,000
does it actually hit is what i’m curious
1477
00:57:02,799 –> 00:57:06,000
to see and that’s gonna be
1478
00:57:06,920 –> 00:57:10,559
22 damage
1479
00:57:10,960 –> 00:57:16,559
so as zell dives down you have your hand
1480
00:57:14,880 –> 00:57:19,359
resting on him
1481
00:57:16,559 –> 00:57:22,559
and your feywild energy
1482
00:57:19,359 –> 00:57:25,040
leeches into him
1483
00:57:22,559 –> 00:57:28,400
as he strikes through the magic missiles
1484
00:57:25,040 –> 00:57:30,799
and you see they definitely take damage
1485
00:57:28,400 –> 00:57:33,440
oh [ __ ]
1486
00:57:30,799 –> 00:57:37,119
nice and the magic missile in particular
1487
00:57:33,440 –> 00:57:41,000
takes a sizable chunk
1488
00:57:37,119 –> 00:57:41,000
good jobs all
1489
00:57:41,680 –> 00:57:45,599
oh go back up let’s get out of this area
1490
00:57:44,400 –> 00:57:48,000
ah
1491
00:57:45,599 –> 00:57:50,640
and he shoots back up
1492
00:57:48,000 –> 00:57:52,799
that’s all i’m gonna do for now
1493
00:57:50,640 –> 00:57:55,359
alright
1494
00:57:52,799 –> 00:57:57,599
arlo europe
1495
00:57:55,359 –> 00:58:00,880
cool legumes
1496
00:57:57,599 –> 00:58:03,119
what level spell is finger of death
1497
00:58:00,880 –> 00:58:04,400
figure of death is a seventh level spell
1498
00:58:03,119 –> 00:58:06,240
penis
1499
00:58:04,400 –> 00:58:07,280
okay
1500
00:58:06,240 –> 00:58:09,040
let’s see
1501
00:58:07,280 –> 00:58:11,760
yeah each of the spells that i described
1502
00:58:09,040 –> 00:58:13,200
goes up by one level each
1503
00:58:11,760 –> 00:58:15,359
so it ranges from cantrips to seven
1504
00:58:13,200 –> 00:58:17,599
level spells
1505
00:58:15,359 –> 00:58:18,880
all right i am going to risk it for the
1506
00:58:17,599 –> 00:58:20,640
biscuit
1507
00:58:18,880 –> 00:58:23,520
risk that bisque
1508
00:58:20,640 –> 00:58:24,880
i’m going to cast a third level dispel
1509
00:58:23,520 –> 00:58:26,400
magic
1510
00:58:24,880 –> 00:58:27,280
on finger of death
1511
00:58:26,400 –> 00:58:28,880
oh
1512
00:58:27,280 –> 00:58:30,400
the dc
1513
00:58:28,880 –> 00:58:32,720
is 10
1514
00:58:30,400 –> 00:58:37,280
plus the spell’s level
1515
00:58:32,720 –> 00:58:39,839
all right go ahead and roll it
1516
00:58:37,280 –> 00:58:41,920
my good man that is a 19.
1517
00:58:39,839 –> 00:58:44,559
oh
1518
00:58:41,920 –> 00:58:48,160
the finger of death was already caught
1519
00:58:44,559 –> 00:58:50,720
in granifor’s i-beam but now you see it
1520
00:58:48,160 –> 00:58:54,400
almost begin to
1521
00:58:50,720 –> 00:58:55,920
lose some of its essence
1522
00:58:54,400 –> 00:58:56,640
i was hoping it would dissipate but all
1523
00:58:55,920 –> 00:58:58,960
right
1524
00:58:56,640 –> 00:59:00,640
yeah no no it’s not going to just auto
1525
00:58:58,960 –> 00:59:01,680
kill it
1526
00:59:00,640 –> 00:59:05,119
but
1527
00:59:01,680 –> 00:59:08,000
it does have some fun extra effects that
1528
00:59:05,119 –> 00:59:09,440
granoforce thing does not
1529
00:59:08,000 –> 00:59:11,280
oh
1530
00:59:09,440 –> 00:59:13,440
okay okay all right
1531
00:59:11,280 –> 00:59:18,400
so because you someone with the blessing
1532
00:59:13,440 –> 00:59:20,720
of the fae cast this on him or it rather
1533
00:59:18,400 –> 00:59:21,680
it now
1534
00:59:20,720 –> 00:59:24,559
has
1535
00:59:21,680 –> 00:59:27,599
vulnerability to all damage that you and
1536
00:59:24,559 –> 00:59:28,480
winter cast until the end of your next
1537
00:59:27,599 –> 00:59:30,880
turn
1538
00:59:28,480 –> 00:59:34,160
and it loses the immunity to damage from
1539
00:59:30,880 –> 00:59:36,079
other creatures for the same duration
1540
00:59:34,160 –> 00:59:37,599
nice
1541
00:59:36,079 –> 00:59:40,160
nice
1542
00:59:37,599 –> 00:59:41,920
so yeah no you can right [ __ ] that
1543
00:59:40,160 –> 00:59:43,200
finger of death now
1544
00:59:41,920 –> 00:59:45,520
it’s almost like we’re giving it the
1545
00:59:43,200 –> 00:59:45,520
finger
1546
00:59:45,839 –> 00:59:50,559
is that gonna be it for you
1547
00:59:47,520 –> 00:59:52,559
so as my bonus action
1548
00:59:50,559 –> 00:59:55,599
i shall cast
1549
00:59:52,559 –> 00:59:57,760
a sanctuary on winter
1550
00:59:55,599 –> 01:00:00,400
ah very nice
1551
00:59:57,760 –> 01:00:01,920
wait doesn’t that mean i can’t attack um
1552
01:00:00,400 –> 01:00:03,359
no you order creature within range
1553
01:00:01,920 –> 01:00:04,720
against attack until the spell ends any
1554
01:00:03,359 –> 01:00:06,799
creature who targets the warded creature
1555
01:00:04,720 –> 01:00:08,480
must um with an attack or a harmful
1556
01:00:06,799 –> 01:00:11,280
spell must first make a wisdom saving
1557
01:00:08,480 –> 01:00:14,000
throw on a failed save the creature must
1558
01:00:11,280 –> 01:00:15,839
choose a new target or lose the attack
1559
01:00:14,000 –> 01:00:18,960
basically if i fail the wisdom saving
1560
01:00:15,839 –> 01:00:20,880
throw then i don’t get to attack like
1561
01:00:18,960 –> 01:00:22,640
attack somebody else or i can attack
1562
01:00:20,880 –> 01:00:24,400
somebody but if you do attack then the
1563
01:00:22,640 –> 01:00:25,920
war does go away okay that’s what i
1564
01:00:24,400 –> 01:00:27,200
thought yeah that i can’t attack or the
1565
01:00:25,920 –> 01:00:28,880
ward disappears
1566
01:00:27,200 –> 01:00:30,880
oh [ __ ] that’s right it does do that
1567
01:00:28,880 –> 01:00:32,319
wait hold on i might i didn’t read the
1568
01:00:30,880 –> 01:00:34,799
end of it
1569
01:00:32,319 –> 01:00:36,720
there are also a ton of other things
1570
01:00:34,799 –> 01:00:37,760
that will be going before when tara gets
1571
01:00:36,720 –> 01:00:40,400
a chance
1572
01:00:37,760 –> 01:00:43,200
true that’s true oh sure yeah i stand by
1573
01:00:40,400 –> 01:00:45,040
that action i’m doing it knocking it in
1574
01:00:43,200 –> 01:00:46,880
yeah that’s it that’s not a bad move by
1575
01:00:45,040 –> 01:00:49,280
any stretch of the imagination
1576
01:00:46,880 –> 01:00:51,440
yeah sanctuary on winter
1577
01:00:49,280 –> 01:00:54,240
and the way that like arlo cast like
1578
01:00:51,440 –> 01:00:55,599
sanctuary is that like you know the
1579
01:00:54,240 –> 01:00:57,440
holy light like blaze from the shield
1580
01:00:55,599 –> 01:00:59,359
you’re all seeing arlo like to um cast a
1581
01:00:57,440 –> 01:01:01,440
bunch of spells he hasn’t um before
1582
01:00:59,359 –> 01:01:03,040
because they’re support spells and he
1583
01:01:01,440 –> 01:01:04,160
he just doesn’t use them he just wants
1584
01:01:03,040 –> 01:01:06,880
to hit [ __ ]
1585
01:01:04,160 –> 01:01:08,559
and like yo he blasts the holy light
1586
01:01:06,880 –> 01:01:11,200
out of his shield and it like you know
1587
01:01:08,559 –> 01:01:13,839
it surrounds winter like you’re like um
1588
01:01:11,200 –> 01:01:15,680
circles around her in like a ball of
1589
01:01:13,839 –> 01:01:17,839
like bright light but if you look
1590
01:01:15,680 –> 01:01:19,440
closely you can see like within the ball
1591
01:01:17,839 –> 01:01:21,440
of bright light
1592
01:01:19,440 –> 01:01:24,559
arlo is sitting on there like giving you
1593
01:01:21,440 –> 01:01:26,559
a thumbs up in a backwards chair he’s
1594
01:01:24,559 –> 01:01:29,280
true holy symbol
1595
01:01:26,559 –> 01:01:30,079
yep his true holy symbol the backwards
1596
01:01:29,280 –> 01:01:33,119
chair
1597
01:01:30,079 –> 01:01:35,040
my god if we meet bahamut and like there
1598
01:01:33,119 –> 01:01:36,720
are depictions of backwards chairs
1599
01:01:35,040 –> 01:01:39,440
across this like [ __ ] palace or some
1600
01:01:36,720 –> 01:01:40,960
[ __ ] i will lose my you’ll hear me like
1601
01:01:39,440 –> 01:01:42,720
throw my headphones down because i won’t
1602
01:01:40,960 –> 01:01:44,720
be able to handle it
1603
01:01:42,720 –> 01:01:45,440
oh god all right is that gonna be it for
1604
01:01:44,720 –> 01:01:47,520
you
1605
01:01:45,440 –> 01:01:52,240
that is it for me
1606
01:01:47,520 –> 01:01:53,839
so next up is the necromancer’s turn
1607
01:01:52,240 –> 01:01:55,440
and he
1608
01:01:53,839 –> 01:01:56,880
is going to
1609
01:01:55,440 –> 01:01:59,039
look around
1610
01:01:56,880 –> 01:02:01,920
and
1611
01:01:59,039 –> 01:02:05,119
i say no one has really identified
1612
01:02:01,920 –> 01:02:07,359
himself as a huge threat real quick so
1613
01:02:05,119 –> 01:02:10,000
what i’m going to do
1614
01:02:07,359 –> 01:02:12,240
is i’m going to roll a d4 to see who he
1615
01:02:10,000 –> 01:02:13,200
is targeting
1616
01:02:12,240 –> 01:02:15,359
that
1617
01:02:13,200 –> 01:02:17,839
was a 4
1618
01:02:15,359 –> 01:02:19,359
which i’m basing this off of everyone’s
1619
01:02:17,839 –> 01:02:21,440
initiative order
1620
01:02:19,359 –> 01:02:24,079
oh man so that’s
1621
01:02:21,440 –> 01:02:25,839
bookworm oh [ __ ]
1622
01:02:24,079 –> 01:02:27,680
no yes
1623
01:02:25,839 –> 01:02:30,480
yes
1624
01:02:27,680 –> 01:02:30,480
you thought it was yours
1625
01:02:31,680 –> 01:02:35,599
there’s four of you guys in the
1626
01:02:33,920 –> 01:02:38,160
initiative order you noticed bookworm
1627
01:02:35,599 –> 01:02:40,559
wasn’t on that npc list
1628
01:02:38,160 –> 01:02:42,079
i thought she was just part of the npc’s
1629
01:02:40,559 –> 01:02:44,319
no
1630
01:02:42,079 –> 01:02:45,680
i’m controlling her
1631
01:02:44,319 –> 01:02:47,119
i don’t like this
1632
01:02:45,680 –> 01:02:48,640
honestly it tracks though he did go for
1633
01:02:47,119 –> 01:02:51,119
her first last time too
1634
01:02:48,640 –> 01:02:52,880
oh yeah that’s true yep and since none
1635
01:02:51,119 –> 01:02:55,280
of you have like identified and if he
1636
01:02:52,880 –> 01:02:56,720
was a threat he goes for a familiar
1637
01:02:55,280 –> 01:03:00,559
target
1638
01:02:56,720 –> 01:03:03,359
and he points to bookworm
1639
01:03:00,559 –> 01:03:06,559
and he himself
1640
01:03:03,359 –> 01:03:08,400
is going to cast finger of death
1641
01:03:06,559 –> 01:03:11,760
so bookworm now needs to make a
1642
01:03:08,400 –> 01:03:13,200
constitution saving throw
1643
01:03:11,760 –> 01:03:16,079
can i use pendleton to give her
1644
01:03:13,200 –> 01:03:17,200
advantage on that saving throw
1645
01:03:16,079 –> 01:03:19,520
yes
1646
01:03:17,200 –> 01:03:21,680
because i haven’t used a reaction
1647
01:03:19,520 –> 01:03:24,000
this is true you have not
1648
01:03:21,680 –> 01:03:26,079
so you happen to look over in the
1649
01:03:24,000 –> 01:03:27,839
direction of the necromancer and you
1650
01:03:26,079 –> 01:03:30,960
hear pendleton say
1651
01:03:27,839 –> 01:03:32,880
i don’t think he’s aiming for you the
1652
01:03:30,960 –> 01:03:34,880
farewell
1653
01:03:32,880 –> 01:03:36,079
fuckworm watch out
1654
01:03:34,880 –> 01:03:40,000
okay
1655
01:03:36,079 –> 01:03:42,720
that first one for her is
1656
01:03:40,000 –> 01:03:45,839
a 12
1657
01:03:42,720 –> 01:03:45,839
but with advantage
1658
01:03:47,280 –> 01:03:54,400
it’s worse i’m sorry
1659
01:03:50,079 –> 01:03:57,839
that is a 12 that does not pass
1660
01:03:54,400 –> 01:04:01,039
she is now going to take
1661
01:03:57,839 –> 01:04:01,039
that’s a lot of damage
1662
01:04:03,920 –> 01:04:08,079
remember she does have the 14 temp hp
1663
01:04:06,880 –> 01:04:13,280
okay
1664
01:04:08,079 –> 01:04:16,400
she is going to take
1665
01:04:13,280 –> 01:04:19,920
71 points of damage
1666
01:04:16,400 –> 01:04:23,359
great great great okay
1667
01:04:19,920 –> 01:04:29,200
so minus the 14
1668
01:04:23,359 –> 01:04:31,359
that is going to be 58 points of damage
1669
01:04:29,200 –> 01:04:34,000
the small consolation prize we made
1670
01:04:31,359 –> 01:04:36,480
jordan have to do mathematics
1671
01:04:34,000 –> 01:04:38,480
yeah the horror
1672
01:04:36,480 –> 01:04:40,240
okay yeah bookworm looks
1673
01:04:38,480 –> 01:04:41,359
bad
1674
01:04:40,240 –> 01:04:43,440
very
1675
01:04:41,359 –> 01:04:46,000
very bad
1676
01:04:43,440 –> 01:04:47,839
there is a very loud growl from the sky
1677
01:04:46,000 –> 01:04:49,359
as when tara watches that happen and her
1678
01:04:47,839 –> 01:04:51,520
immediate attention is now on that
1679
01:04:49,359 –> 01:04:54,359
necromancer
1680
01:04:51,520 –> 01:04:57,839
that is going to be his turn it is now
1681
01:04:54,359 –> 01:04:57,839
bookworms turn
1682
01:04:58,079 –> 01:05:02,799
so
1683
01:04:59,440 –> 01:05:05,839
you see that bookworm pulls herself up
1684
01:05:02,799 –> 01:05:08,160
from that monstrous blast of necrotic
1685
01:05:05,839 –> 01:05:10,480
energy
1686
01:05:08,160 –> 01:05:10,480
and
1687
01:05:10,559 –> 01:05:19,680
she looks up to you when tara
1688
01:05:14,480 –> 01:05:22,960
and gives you sort of a reassuring nod
1689
01:05:19,680 –> 01:05:25,520
the growl quiets a little bit
1690
01:05:22,960 –> 01:05:28,960
and then
1691
01:05:25,520 –> 01:05:30,880
she conjures the wind
1692
01:05:28,960 –> 01:05:33,599
and starts to whisper druidic
1693
01:05:30,880 –> 01:05:35,599
incantations
1694
01:05:33,599 –> 01:05:38,160
and then raises her hands in the
1695
01:05:35,599 –> 01:05:41,760
direction of the necromancer
1696
01:05:38,160 –> 01:05:43,599
and is going to cast watery sphere
1697
01:05:41,760 –> 01:05:44,799
he now needs to make a strength saving
1698
01:05:43,599 –> 01:05:48,559
throw
1699
01:05:44,799 –> 01:05:48,559
or he’s in for a real bad time
1700
01:05:48,799 –> 01:05:51,839
that my friends
1701
01:05:52,000 –> 01:05:57,599
is a natural
1702
01:05:55,200 –> 01:05:57,599
2.
1703
01:06:02,240 –> 01:06:09,680
water begins to seep up from the ground
1704
01:06:05,920 –> 01:06:12,960
and envelops the necromancer as he is
1705
01:06:09,680 –> 01:06:14,720
now trapped inside this sphere and is
1706
01:06:12,960 –> 01:06:18,880
restrained
1707
01:06:14,720 –> 01:06:20,480
haha what are you gonna do now
1708
01:06:18,880 –> 01:06:23,119
everyone stops what they’re doing and
1709
01:06:20,480 –> 01:06:26,160
looks at you disapprovingly
1710
01:06:23,119 –> 01:06:26,160
the growl gets louder
1711
01:06:28,400 –> 01:06:31,839
i regret nothing
1712
01:06:30,079 –> 01:06:34,640
you hear a brief breeze of wind go by it
1713
01:06:31,839 –> 01:06:37,839
says i almost died
1714
01:06:34,640 –> 01:06:37,839
hey welcome to the clip
1715
01:06:38,079 –> 01:06:40,799
nah but seriously i’m glad you’re not
1716
01:06:39,599 –> 01:06:44,319
not dead
1717
01:06:40,799 –> 01:06:44,319
you just look like what the [ __ ] man
1718
01:06:44,880 –> 01:06:50,000
so with that we are now back up to the
1719
01:06:47,520 –> 01:06:51,119
top of the initiative
1720
01:06:50,000 –> 01:06:53,440
order
1721
01:06:51,119 –> 01:06:57,680
first things first
1722
01:06:53,440 –> 01:06:59,440
someone wrote me a luck check
1723
01:06:57,680 –> 01:07:00,799
katie
1724
01:06:59,440 –> 01:07:04,000
got it
1725
01:07:00,799 –> 01:07:06,559
i has a 15 do
1726
01:07:04,000 –> 01:07:06,559
15
1727
01:07:06,799 –> 01:07:09,839
was the dc
1728
01:07:10,079 –> 01:07:13,760
baby
1729
01:07:11,839 –> 01:07:17,280
hopefully for a good thing
1730
01:07:13,760 –> 01:07:19,520
the battle continues to rage on this
1731
01:07:17,280 –> 01:07:23,520
necromancer has been trapped
1732
01:07:19,520 –> 01:07:26,240
the other spells managed to get out of
1733
01:07:23,520 –> 01:07:28,880
the effect of granifor’s i-beam which
1734
01:07:26,240 –> 01:07:33,839
we’ll get to in a second
1735
01:07:28,880 –> 01:07:33,839
and as things begin to escalate
1736
01:07:33,920 –> 01:07:40,160
wintera you notice that a rock comes
1737
01:07:36,880 –> 01:07:43,520
flying up towards you
1738
01:07:40,160 –> 01:07:47,520
but before you have the chance
1739
01:07:43,520 –> 01:07:47,520
to do anything about it
1740
01:07:47,760 –> 01:07:56,760
it gets blasted out of the sky
1741
01:07:51,839 –> 01:07:56,760
by a blast of lightning
1742
01:07:57,280 –> 01:08:03,200
you all notice this and follow the path
1743
01:08:01,039 –> 01:08:07,520
of the lightning
1744
01:08:03,200 –> 01:08:08,799
and just at the edge of the forest
1745
01:08:07,520 –> 01:08:12,160
you see
1746
01:08:08,799 –> 01:08:14,000
a figure in a black hood
1747
01:08:12,160 –> 01:08:16,080
holding out
1748
01:08:14,000 –> 01:08:19,600
a scaled
1749
01:08:16,080 –> 01:08:22,400
tattooed arm
1750
01:08:19,600 –> 01:08:23,839
and as he pulls back the hood
1751
01:08:22,400 –> 01:08:26,400
you
1752
01:08:23,839 –> 01:08:26,400
melg
1753
01:08:27,040 –> 01:08:31,679
oh
1754
01:08:27,920 –> 01:08:31,679
[ __ ] yeah dude
1755
01:08:31,920 –> 01:08:35,839
so the boss said you guys called for
1756
01:08:33,440 –> 01:08:38,560
backup yeah
1757
01:08:35,839 –> 01:08:38,560
hey nag
1758
01:08:42,960 –> 01:08:46,880
doesn’t want to give away her position
1759
01:08:44,560 –> 01:08:48,239
but she’s so excited right now
1760
01:08:46,880 –> 01:08:51,120
i was like in the thick of it he’s like
1761
01:08:48,239 –> 01:08:52,719
hell yeah now [ __ ] it
1762
01:08:51,120 –> 01:08:54,799
make sure you watch my brother you know
1763
01:08:52,719 –> 01:08:56,799
he attracts lots of danger
1764
01:08:54,799 –> 01:08:59,679
oh don’t worry about that
1765
01:08:56,799 –> 01:09:02,080
i’m also not the only one who came along
1766
01:08:59,679 –> 01:09:05,520
and he motions behind him
1767
01:09:02,080 –> 01:09:07,520
and you see three figures emerge from
1768
01:09:05,520 –> 01:09:10,560
the brush
1769
01:09:07,520 –> 01:09:12,960
it’s hard to tell who they are at first
1770
01:09:10,560 –> 01:09:15,679
but once they clear and are in the lag
1771
01:09:12,960 –> 01:09:18,000
of day you recognize them
1772
01:09:15,679 –> 01:09:21,359
after all
1773
01:09:18,000 –> 01:09:24,080
they’ve always been there
1774
01:09:21,359 –> 01:09:26,400
hey guys strangling mike here ready to
1775
01:09:24,080 –> 01:09:30,880
help oh my god
1776
01:09:26,400 –> 01:09:32,719
oh god oh my god oh my god
1777
01:09:30,880 –> 01:09:34,880
oh my god
1778
01:09:32,719 –> 01:09:36,960
i forgot i made strangling mike
1779
01:09:34,880 –> 01:09:38,960
immediately
1780
01:09:36,960 –> 01:09:41,279
i immediately forgot about strangling
1781
01:09:38,960 –> 01:09:43,679
mike and i made him best call back
1782
01:09:41,279 –> 01:09:43,679
forever
1783
01:09:45,279 –> 01:09:49,920
me and the rest of team killers is
1784
01:09:47,120 –> 01:09:52,400
reporting for duty
1785
01:09:49,920 –> 01:09:55,040
and you see on either side of him is of
1786
01:09:52,400 –> 01:09:57,040
course the rest of team killers that you
1787
01:09:55,040 –> 01:09:59,440
guys also definitely knew about because
1788
01:09:57,040 –> 01:10:02,080
they’ve always been there yep
1789
01:09:59,440 –> 01:10:06,719
the whole time
1790
01:10:02,080 –> 01:10:08,320
on his left side you see a dwarf armed
1791
01:10:06,719 –> 01:10:09,280
to the two
1792
01:10:08,320 –> 01:10:12,400
with
1793
01:10:09,280 –> 01:10:15,920
guns all over him pistols at his side a
1794
01:10:12,400 –> 01:10:17,280
sawed-off shotgun on his back this is of
1795
01:10:15,920 –> 01:10:19,199
course
1796
01:10:17,280 –> 01:10:20,719
shooting johnny
1797
01:10:19,199 –> 01:10:22,880
i love it
1798
01:10:20,719 –> 01:10:26,400
shooting johnny
1799
01:10:22,880 –> 01:10:29,760
and then to the other side of strangling
1800
01:10:26,400 –> 01:10:32,239
mike you see a centaur
1801
01:10:29,760 –> 01:10:34,800
armed to the tooth again but this time
1802
01:10:32,239 –> 01:10:36,880
with daggers and two rapiers on either
1803
01:10:34,800 –> 01:10:39,520
hands as he holds a spell book in his
1804
01:10:36,880 –> 01:10:42,080
hand this is of course
1805
01:10:39,520 –> 01:10:44,480
stabbing mike or stabbing jim
1806
01:10:42,080 –> 01:10:46,960
stabbing jimmy
1807
01:10:44,480 –> 01:10:50,159
no jordan if two of them are named mike
1808
01:10:46,960 –> 01:10:52,960
and once [ __ ] isn’t
1809
01:10:50,159 –> 01:10:57,239
this stabbing mike strangling mike and
1810
01:10:52,960 –> 01:10:57,239
shooting mike not jim
1811
01:10:58,960 –> 01:11:04,719
that was a mistake on my end it is
1812
01:11:02,400 –> 01:11:07,760
it’s strangling mike’s shooting johnny
1813
01:11:04,719 –> 01:11:10,320
and stabbing jim of team killers who
1814
01:11:07,760 –> 01:11:12,960
which of course you know that is spelled
1815
01:11:10,320 –> 01:11:16,000
all lowercase the e is a three and the s
1816
01:11:12,960 –> 01:11:18,239
is capital for the three s’s of murder
1817
01:11:16,000 –> 01:11:20,000
i’m sorry what
1818
01:11:18,239 –> 01:11:22,400
oh shoot and strangling stabbing all
1819
01:11:20,000 –> 01:11:24,880
right i got it i figured it out yup i’m
1820
01:11:22,400 –> 01:11:27,600
not smart i’m not smart everybody
1821
01:11:24,880 –> 01:11:30,560
i am also now sending you guys another
1822
01:11:27,600 –> 01:11:33,040
list of npcs for you all to [ __ ] with
1823
01:11:30,560 –> 01:11:33,040
any clues
1824
01:11:34,400 –> 01:11:42,000
[ __ ] as you guys now have neg and team
1825
01:11:37,360 –> 01:11:44,640
killers oh my actual goodness
1826
01:11:42,000 –> 01:11:47,840
i spent a long time working on this
1827
01:11:44,640 –> 01:11:47,840
fight holy [ __ ]
1828
01:11:48,000 –> 01:11:52,800
this is [ __ ] brilliant as hell man
1829
01:11:51,520 –> 01:11:55,360
thanks fam
1830
01:11:52,800 –> 01:11:57,920
so now that that is all out of the way
1831
01:11:55,360 –> 01:11:59,199
let’s get back to our top of the order
1832
01:11:57,920 –> 01:12:02,400
business
1833
01:11:59,199 –> 01:12:04,320
what are we doing with the npcs
1834
01:12:02,400 –> 01:12:06,640
including the four new ones
1835
01:12:04,320 –> 01:12:08,719
and granifor
1836
01:12:06,640 –> 01:12:10,080
can we split the four new ones as their
1837
01:12:08,719 –> 01:12:12,320
own group or do they have to say it’s
1838
01:12:10,080 –> 01:12:13,840
like the mpc monolith
1839
01:12:12,320 –> 01:12:15,360
for simplicity’s sake i’m gonna say
1840
01:12:13,840 –> 01:12:16,960
monolith
1841
01:12:15,360 –> 01:12:18,560
so i think for now until we get it a
1842
01:12:16,960 –> 01:12:19,920
little bit lower like maybe next round
1843
01:12:18,560 –> 01:12:21,520
we can use them themselves but i think
1844
01:12:19,920 –> 01:12:23,280
for now we keep it the horde for like
1845
01:12:21,520 –> 01:12:24,640
tactical sake
1846
01:12:23,280 –> 01:12:26,320
that’s fair
1847
01:12:24,640 –> 01:12:28,239
you didn’t knock them down by a pretty
1848
01:12:26,320 –> 01:12:29,920
sizable amount
1849
01:12:28,239 –> 01:12:32,400
so if that is what you guys are going to
1850
01:12:29,920 –> 01:12:34,480
be doing then we will uh roll random
1851
01:12:32,400 –> 01:12:36,960
four’s thing when we get there but for
1852
01:12:34,480 –> 01:12:39,440
now safe
1853
01:12:36,960 –> 01:12:42,400
so the necromancer is now trapped in a
1854
01:12:39,440 –> 01:12:44,400
swirling ball of water right
1855
01:12:42,400 –> 01:12:46,239
correct
1856
01:12:44,400 –> 01:12:48,159
oh i’m guessing i probably can’t shoot
1857
01:12:46,239 –> 01:12:49,679
arrows at him
1858
01:12:48,159 –> 01:12:51,840
it
1859
01:12:49,679 –> 01:12:54,560
does
1860
01:12:51,840 –> 01:12:57,360
not specify so you can shoot normally
1861
01:12:54,560 –> 01:12:59,600
yeah yeah
1862
01:12:57,360 –> 01:13:03,040
all right so i’m gonna go ahead and try
1863
01:12:59,600 –> 01:13:06,719
concussion this time
1864
01:13:03,040 –> 01:13:08,000
does a 17 hit
1865
01:13:06,719 –> 01:13:09,840
no
1866
01:13:08,000 –> 01:13:11,280
damn it
1867
01:13:09,840 –> 01:13:12,560
same as last time you asked me that
1868
01:13:11,280 –> 01:13:14,480
question
1869
01:13:12,560 –> 01:13:16,480
yeah
1870
01:13:14,480 –> 01:13:20,560
oh wait um i didn’t roll that with
1871
01:13:16,480 –> 01:13:22,640
advantage because i i’m in sneak attack
1872
01:13:20,560 –> 01:13:24,960
yes you are still hidden so go ahead and
1873
01:13:22,640 –> 01:13:27,520
roll that again
1874
01:13:24,960 –> 01:13:30,840
yay 20.
1875
01:13:27,520 –> 01:13:34,080
that does hit wait natural
1876
01:13:30,840 –> 01:13:35,760
yes oh well here we go
1877
01:13:34,080 –> 01:13:39,199
nice
1878
01:13:35,760 –> 01:13:42,480
pop whoops here i go kill it again
1879
01:13:39,199 –> 01:13:43,920
killing again killing again
1880
01:13:42,480 –> 01:13:44,960
okay what shot did you say you were
1881
01:13:43,920 –> 01:13:47,120
doing
1882
01:13:44,960 –> 01:13:49,040
i said concussion
1883
01:13:47,120 –> 01:13:51,280
all right so what do i need to do
1884
01:13:49,040 –> 01:13:52,880
a con save
1885
01:13:51,280 –> 01:13:54,880
does
1886
01:13:52,880 –> 01:13:57,040
a
1887
01:13:54,880 –> 01:14:02,320
13 pass
1888
01:13:57,040 –> 01:14:04,000
no it does not he is not prone
1889
01:14:02,320 –> 01:14:07,040
all right go ahead and roll all that
1890
01:14:04,000 –> 01:14:09,199
beautiful beautiful damage
1891
01:14:07,040 –> 01:14:11,840
48.
1892
01:14:09,199 –> 01:14:12,840
jesus [ __ ]
1893
01:14:11,840 –> 01:14:15,920
all right
1894
01:14:12,840 –> 01:14:18,159
so combining
1895
01:14:15,920 –> 01:14:19,760
all of that
1896
01:14:18,159 –> 01:14:22,960
you deal
1897
01:14:19,760 –> 01:14:24,400
100 points of damage
1898
01:14:22,960 –> 01:14:27,440
noise
1899
01:14:24,400 –> 01:14:30,560
jesus say [ __ ]
1900
01:14:27,440 –> 01:14:32,560
that is one spicy arrow
1901
01:14:30,560 –> 01:14:34,640
god
1902
01:14:32,560 –> 01:14:36,480
how’s he looking
1903
01:14:34,640 –> 01:14:37,600
how’s he looking jordan
1904
01:14:36,480 –> 01:14:39,520
that’s fine
1905
01:14:37,600 –> 01:14:41,600
[ __ ] you
1906
01:14:39,520 –> 01:14:42,480
yeah no he didn’t much care for that at
1907
01:14:41,600 –> 01:14:44,000
all
1908
01:14:42,480 –> 01:14:45,840
just imagine like he doesn’t say
1909
01:14:44,000 –> 01:14:47,199
anything this entire time we’ve ever
1910
01:14:45,840 –> 01:14:49,920
seen him like that arrow goes through
1911
01:14:47,199 –> 01:14:49,920
he’s like ah
1912
01:14:51,760 –> 01:14:54,640
what the [ __ ]
1913
01:14:54,800 –> 01:15:01,120
yeah he gets knocked from the sphere
1914
01:14:57,040 –> 01:15:03,199
completely and is prone on the ground
1915
01:15:01,120 –> 01:15:06,880
is that gonna be it for you
1916
01:15:03,199 –> 01:15:08,480
um so before that i’m going to
1917
01:15:06,880 –> 01:15:11,040
hide again
1918
01:15:08,480 –> 01:15:13,040
all right go ahead and roll
1919
01:15:11,040 –> 01:15:14,480
26
1920
01:15:13,040 –> 01:15:16,080
all right
1921
01:15:14,480 –> 01:15:18,000
i’m gonna give modi
1922
01:15:16,080 –> 01:15:20,320
one of the five potions that i bought
1923
01:15:18,000 –> 01:15:21,360
that does 50 points
1924
01:15:20,320 –> 01:15:23,520
actually
1925
01:15:21,360 –> 01:15:26,080
i’m gonna put two
1926
01:15:23,520 –> 01:15:27,760
of the little bottles like i’m gonna tie
1927
01:15:26,080 –> 01:15:30,719
them to his neck
1928
01:15:27,760 –> 01:15:34,480
and i’m gonna tell him to go give one to
1929
01:15:30,719 –> 01:15:38,159
oliver and to go give one to bookworm
1930
01:15:34,480 –> 01:15:39,440
who do you want him to prioritize
1931
01:15:38,159 –> 01:15:40,719
bookworm
1932
01:15:39,440 –> 01:15:42,080
because she’s a little worse off right
1933
01:15:40,719 –> 01:15:43,120
now
1934
01:15:42,080 –> 01:15:45,040
all right he’s gonna go ahead and
1935
01:15:43,120 –> 01:15:47,120
scamper off for now
1936
01:15:45,040 –> 01:15:49,199
is that gonna do it for you
1937
01:15:47,120 –> 01:15:51,199
yes
1938
01:15:49,199 –> 01:15:54,480
okay
1939
01:15:51,199 –> 01:15:56,239
layer action time
1940
01:15:54,480 –> 01:15:58,400
if you would help me roll this damage
1941
01:15:56,239 –> 01:16:03,360
again because dear god
1942
01:15:58,400 –> 01:16:03,360
we will start with sibo once again
1943
01:16:03,760 –> 01:16:10,080
so 16 d8
1944
01:16:06,880 –> 01:16:12,880
well i rolled the 16 d8 and got a 75
1945
01:16:10,080 –> 01:16:14,880
cool 12 d8 now
1946
01:16:12,880 –> 01:16:17,120
45
1947
01:16:14,880 –> 01:16:20,159
and 2d 10.
1948
01:16:17,120 –> 01:16:22,719
oh actually hold on on the 2d 10 do you
1949
01:16:20,159 –> 01:16:25,120
want sibo to heal someone or use it to
1950
01:16:22,719 –> 01:16:26,320
do damage
1951
01:16:25,120 –> 01:16:28,480
heal
1952
01:16:26,320 –> 01:16:30,480
uh heal someone
1953
01:16:28,480 –> 01:16:32,320
heal oliver
1954
01:16:30,480 –> 01:16:34,320
okay roll the two d10 and that’ll heal
1955
01:16:32,320 –> 01:16:36,159
oliver
1956
01:16:34,320 –> 01:16:38,719
12.
1957
01:16:36,159 –> 01:16:42,000
all right
1958
01:16:38,719 –> 01:16:44,320
now we are going over to oliver
1959
01:16:42,000 –> 01:16:46,880
so uh
1960
01:16:44,320 –> 01:16:48,960
which that was a d4 plus strength
1961
01:16:46,880 –> 01:16:50,159
no d6 plus strength okay yeah d6 muscle
1962
01:16:48,960 –> 01:16:52,239
strength
1963
01:16:50,159 –> 01:16:53,440
i rolled no i got it six
1964
01:16:52,239 –> 01:16:55,040
oh okay
1965
01:16:53,440 –> 01:16:57,600
that’s better
1966
01:16:55,040 –> 01:16:59,600
you said it first deal with it
1967
01:16:57,600 –> 01:17:01,440
we’ll we’ll take your six for twinkles
1968
01:16:59,600 –> 01:17:03,840
thing since it’s also a d6 so that’ll be
1969
01:17:01,440 –> 01:17:05,040
plus 11.
1970
01:17:03,840 –> 01:17:07,199
heroin
1971
01:17:05,040 –> 01:17:09,120
2d8
1972
01:17:07,199 –> 01:17:12,239
15.
1973
01:17:09,120 –> 01:17:13,760
finally 66 for auric
1974
01:17:12,239 –> 01:17:15,600
i say finally but we still have everyone
1975
01:17:13,760 –> 01:17:17,679
else
1976
01:17:15,600 –> 01:17:20,159
19.
1977
01:17:17,679 –> 01:17:22,320
all right
1978
01:17:20,159 –> 01:17:24,640
time for nilg
1979
01:17:22,320 –> 01:17:27,199
all right now it’s going to be but a d4
1980
01:17:24,640 –> 01:17:28,840
because he only has a dagger
1981
01:17:27,199 –> 01:17:33,760
one
1982
01:17:28,840 –> 01:17:33,760
cool now for strangling mike
1983
01:17:34,800 –> 01:17:38,960
who fun fact by the way
1984
01:17:37,120 –> 01:17:40,640
is actually let me before we do this let
1985
01:17:38,960 –> 01:17:42,880
me paint you guys a picture on how i
1986
01:17:40,640 –> 01:17:44,960
imagine strangling mike does stuff
1987
01:17:42,880 –> 01:17:47,840
he heads out into the field like well
1988
01:17:44,960 –> 01:17:51,280
time to do my thing trips
1989
01:17:47,840 –> 01:17:52,400
smacks into the ground and passes out
1990
01:17:51,280 –> 01:17:54,159
and then
1991
01:17:52,400 –> 01:17:56,840
shooting johnny and stab and jim are
1992
01:17:54,159 –> 01:18:00,159
just sitting there just like wait for
1993
01:17:56,840 –> 01:18:01,199
it and then suddenly strangling mike
1994
01:18:00,159 –> 01:18:03,360
gets up
1995
01:18:01,199 –> 01:18:05,920
and just screams who do i have to
1996
01:18:03,360 –> 01:18:07,360
strangle
1997
01:18:05,920 –> 01:18:09,280
get it
1998
01:18:07,360 –> 01:18:10,960
and snap and jim just says kalashta what
1999
01:18:09,280 –> 01:18:12,400
are you gonna do
2000
01:18:10,960 –> 01:18:14,000
i was wondering if that was what you did
2001
01:18:12,400 –> 01:18:14,960
nice wow
2002
01:18:14,000 –> 01:18:17,360
wow
2003
01:18:14,960 –> 01:18:20,000
a kalashtar barbarian
2004
01:18:17,360 –> 01:18:22,710
with by the way a uh one of my custom
2005
01:18:20,000 –> 01:18:24,560
homebrew things the path of strangling
2006
01:18:22,710 –> 01:18:26,800
[Laughter]
2007
01:18:24,560 –> 01:18:27,600
i just love strangling
2008
01:18:26,800 –> 01:18:31,280
but
2009
01:18:27,600 –> 01:18:33,040
he is going to be 2d four
2010
01:18:31,280 –> 01:18:34,880
six
2011
01:18:33,040 –> 01:18:37,199
shooting johnny
2012
01:18:34,880 –> 01:18:39,760
two d10 please
2013
01:18:37,199 –> 01:18:41,440
yo that’s [ __ ] twenty
2014
01:18:39,760 –> 01:18:43,920
nice
2015
01:18:41,440 –> 01:18:46,000
shooting johnny came to play
2016
01:18:43,920 –> 01:18:47,920
your giant good at what he do
2017
01:18:46,000 –> 01:18:50,960
shooting johnny came to chew bubble gum
2018
01:18:47,920 –> 01:18:54,560
and shoot ass he’s out of bubble
2019
01:18:50,960 –> 01:18:57,040
and he’s all out of bullets
2020
01:18:54,560 –> 01:18:59,920
could anyone spare a stick of gum
2021
01:18:57,040 –> 01:19:01,440
does them just do booming blades
2022
01:18:59,920 –> 01:19:02,400
he has rapiers
2023
01:19:01,440 –> 01:19:04,880
okay
2024
01:19:02,400 –> 01:19:06,480
so 2d8
2025
01:19:04,880 –> 01:19:08,640
6.
2026
01:19:06,480 –> 01:19:11,360
the world that you have built for us is
2027
01:19:08,640 –> 01:19:13,360
impressive this is true
2028
01:19:11,360 –> 01:19:16,960
you know what else is impressive
2029
01:19:13,360 –> 01:19:20,719
the collective 240 damage they just did
2030
01:19:16,960 –> 01:19:23,199
holy [ __ ] that’s a spicy meter ball so
2031
01:19:20,719 –> 01:19:26,719
that’s a hundred and twenty damage
2032
01:19:23,199 –> 01:19:26,719
to each half of the horde
2033
01:19:26,800 –> 01:19:30,800
how are they looking the corps flowers
2034
01:19:28,800 –> 01:19:32,719
they’re not that many of left now
2035
01:19:30,800 –> 01:19:34,560
they’re they’re down to like the last
2036
01:19:32,719 –> 01:19:37,199
little bit
2037
01:19:34,560 –> 01:19:39,679
like how many like i can’t reduce their
2038
01:19:37,199 –> 01:19:40,800
damage anymore without them being gone
2039
01:19:39,679 –> 01:19:42,159
okay
2040
01:19:40,800 –> 01:19:43,199
i didn’t have like a set number i had a
2041
01:19:42,159 –> 01:19:44,640
health pool
2042
01:19:43,199 –> 01:19:46,400
okay
2043
01:19:44,640 –> 01:19:48,239
and the fear bulk zombies appear to be
2044
01:19:46,400 –> 01:19:49,840
from their starting number about halfway
2045
01:19:48,239 –> 01:19:51,199
dwindled
2046
01:19:49,840 –> 01:19:52,800
okay
2047
01:19:51,199 –> 01:19:55,520
that being said
2048
01:19:52,800 –> 01:19:57,679
time for some roams
2049
01:19:55,520 –> 01:19:59,440
okay much much better for you guys this
2050
01:19:57,679 –> 01:20:01,600
time now that you’ve reduced the corpse
2051
01:19:59,440 –> 01:20:05,679
flowers number by so much
2052
01:20:01,600 –> 01:20:08,560
that was only 59 points of damage
2053
01:20:05,679 –> 01:20:10,800
divided eight ways
2054
01:20:08,560 –> 01:20:12,480
that’s much less okay
2055
01:20:10,800 –> 01:20:14,480
so each character only takes seven
2056
01:20:12,480 –> 01:20:16,480
points of damage this time
2057
01:20:14,480 –> 01:20:18,239
okay much better
2058
01:20:16,480 –> 01:20:20,400
which for most of them means they’re
2059
01:20:18,239 –> 01:20:22,159
halfway through their temp hp
2060
01:20:20,400 –> 01:20:24,080
yep
2061
01:20:22,159 –> 01:20:26,159
yeah no they don’t hit nearly as hard
2062
01:20:24,080 –> 01:20:28,960
anymore
2063
01:20:26,159 –> 01:20:31,760
so now we move on to these spells
2064
01:20:28,960 –> 01:20:34,000
someone roll me a d8 to see how many
2065
01:20:31,760 –> 01:20:35,840
graniform manages to trap
2066
01:20:34,000 –> 01:20:38,000
katie you want to do this
2067
01:20:35,840 –> 01:20:40,400
absolutely
2068
01:20:38,000 –> 01:20:43,440
i got a four
2069
01:20:40,400 –> 01:20:45,199
alright so you trap half of them
2070
01:20:43,440 –> 01:20:48,159
i’m now gonna roll a d20 for each of
2071
01:20:45,199 –> 01:20:50,159
them to determine which ones don’t get
2072
01:20:48,159 –> 01:20:51,840
to act
2073
01:20:50,159 –> 01:20:53,600
this is worse than watching a horror
2074
01:20:51,840 –> 01:20:55,679
movie
2075
01:20:53,600 –> 01:20:56,719
good
2076
01:20:55,679 –> 01:21:00,159
okay
2077
01:20:56,719 –> 01:21:04,239
so here are the spells that you guys
2078
01:21:00,159 –> 01:21:07,040
managed to trap or that granifor did
2079
01:21:04,239 –> 01:21:10,400
magehand
2080
01:21:07,040 –> 01:21:10,400
magic missile
2081
01:21:11,280 –> 01:21:18,000
cone of cold
2082
01:21:14,960 –> 01:21:18,000
and i bite
2083
01:21:18,639 –> 01:21:23,760
mirror image fear dimension door and
2084
01:21:21,360 –> 01:21:26,080
unfortunately finger of death are still
2085
01:21:23,760 –> 01:21:28,800
in play
2086
01:21:26,080 –> 01:21:29,840
and they are now going to do their thing
2087
01:21:28,800 –> 01:21:31,520
hmm
2088
01:21:29,840 –> 01:21:34,080
wait isn’t um finger of death like
2089
01:21:31,520 –> 01:21:36,480
stunned from the spell magic thing
2090
01:21:34,080 –> 01:21:39,040
no dispel magic didn’t stun it it
2091
01:21:36,480 –> 01:21:40,320
weakened it so you guys can hurt it ah
2092
01:21:39,040 –> 01:21:42,400
whack
2093
01:21:40,320 –> 01:21:44,080
no granite fort does the stun you do the
2094
01:21:42,400 –> 01:21:46,080
vulnerability
2095
01:21:44,080 –> 01:21:50,159
but it’s until the end of your next turn
2096
01:21:46,080 –> 01:21:50,159
so you can still capitalize on that
2097
01:21:50,960 –> 01:21:57,440
but mirror image is the first one to do
2098
01:21:54,080 –> 01:22:00,400
its thing and it is going to go over to
2099
01:21:57,440 –> 01:22:03,280
the necromancer and there are now four
2100
01:22:00,400 –> 01:22:05,199
total necromancers that you can see
2101
01:22:03,280 –> 01:22:09,760
okay
2102
01:22:05,199 –> 01:22:12,480
next up is the fear spell
2103
01:22:09,760 –> 01:22:15,440
just drove the d4 again i got a four
2104
01:22:12,480 –> 01:22:18,080
[ __ ] jordan no
2105
01:22:15,440 –> 01:22:19,679
so fear is going to go after bookworm so
2106
01:22:18,080 –> 01:22:22,000
that is
2107
01:22:19,679 –> 01:22:25,760
a wisdom-saving throw with she has good
2108
01:22:22,000 –> 01:22:27,760
wisdom she just very good wisdom
2109
01:22:25,760 –> 01:22:29,360
oh wow that
2110
01:22:27,760 –> 01:22:31,520
that’s a 17 that
2111
01:22:29,360 –> 01:22:34,320
just fails
2112
01:22:31,520 –> 01:22:38,960
so she is now frightened
2113
01:22:34,320 –> 01:22:42,159
next up is going to be dimension door
2114
01:22:38,960 –> 01:22:43,520
and that one is going to show up behind
2115
01:22:42,159 –> 01:22:44,560
arlo
2116
01:22:43,520 –> 01:22:46,080
okay
2117
01:22:44,560 –> 01:22:48,400
hey guys here’s a fun fact do you know
2118
01:22:46,080 –> 01:22:50,239
that dimension door can cause damage
2119
01:22:48,400 –> 01:22:51,600
no clearly
2120
01:22:50,239 –> 01:22:52,960
well
2121
01:22:51,600 –> 01:22:53,920
yeah just hits you really hard with its
2122
01:22:52,960 –> 01:22:56,639
door
2123
01:22:53,920 –> 01:22:58,000
nope it closes in on arlo and he is
2124
01:22:56,639 –> 01:23:00,960
teleported
2125
01:22:58,000 –> 01:23:03,280
inside of one of the corpse flowers
2126
01:23:00,960 –> 01:23:06,800
but the teleportation then rejects him
2127
01:23:03,280 –> 01:23:09,520
and he is shot out for
2128
01:23:06,800 –> 01:23:12,800
14 points of force damage
2129
01:23:09,520 –> 01:23:13,679
i lost all of my temp hp
2130
01:23:12,800 –> 01:23:14,960
oh
2131
01:23:13,679 –> 01:23:16,000
well
2132
01:23:14,960 –> 01:23:19,840
yeah
2133
01:23:16,000 –> 01:23:21,040
oh i get shunted out of the tree like
2134
01:23:19,840 –> 01:23:24,639
felt like that definitely would have
2135
01:23:21,040 –> 01:23:26,320
hurt under normal circumstances
2136
01:23:24,639 –> 01:23:28,239
i feel the pain i should have felt but
2137
01:23:26,320 –> 01:23:29,920
don’t
2138
01:23:28,239 –> 01:23:32,000
it feels like i was right on the edge of
2139
01:23:29,920 –> 01:23:34,320
feeling something bad
2140
01:23:32,000 –> 01:23:36,239
next is eye bites that one is going to
2141
01:23:34,320 –> 01:23:39,040
target safe
2142
01:23:36,239 –> 01:23:39,040
it can see me
2143
01:23:40,000 –> 01:23:42,239
no
2144
01:23:42,880 –> 01:23:45,440
as it turns
2145
01:23:47,280 –> 01:23:51,199
like where’d out go
2146
01:23:49,040 –> 01:23:54,080
and then it doesn’t act it’s gonna try
2147
01:23:51,199 –> 01:23:57,440
and target safe but boy does it [ __ ] up
2148
01:23:54,080 –> 01:23:59,280
that just leaves finger of death
2149
01:23:57,440 –> 01:24:03,600
and
2150
01:23:59,280 –> 01:24:04,880
it is going after winter think [ __ ]
2151
01:24:03,600 –> 01:24:06,880
so
2152
01:24:04,880 –> 01:24:08,639
can it roll uh wisdom saving through
2153
01:24:06,880 –> 01:24:12,000
please yeah it’s about to say is she
2154
01:24:08,639 –> 01:24:13,280
still under the effect of sanctuary so
2155
01:24:12,000 –> 01:24:15,440
it’s okay i still get advantage on any
2156
01:24:13,280 –> 01:24:17,520
saves that it might make me do
2157
01:24:15,440 –> 01:24:22,639
this is also quite fair uh let’s see the
2158
01:24:17,520 –> 01:24:22,639
finger death has a that is a 12
2159
01:24:22,800 –> 01:24:26,480
ah
2160
01:24:24,239 –> 01:24:26,480
no
2161
01:24:26,960 –> 01:24:31,600
okay so i now have to choose a new
2162
01:24:28,719 –> 01:24:35,199
target yup
2163
01:24:31,600 –> 01:24:37,199
all right he’s gonna choose you then
2164
01:24:35,199 –> 01:24:38,400
come at me you won’t do it you ain’t
2165
01:24:37,199 –> 01:24:40,480
real
2166
01:24:38,400 –> 01:24:42,480
make a con save
2167
01:24:40,480 –> 01:24:44,720
uh that was a four so i’m gonna use my
2168
01:24:42,480 –> 01:24:50,010
inspiration so uh please stand by
2169
01:24:44,720 –> 01:24:50,010
[Laughter]
2170
01:24:50,239 –> 01:24:53,679
oh that was a 19 on the die
2171
01:24:53,760 –> 01:24:59,360
that is significantly bigger than before
2172
01:24:57,440 –> 01:25:00,960
yes that will pass
2173
01:24:59,360 –> 01:25:02,320
all right uh so you will just take half
2174
01:25:00,960 –> 01:25:04,560
damage instead
2175
01:25:02,320 –> 01:25:06,960
no he won’t no he won’t
2176
01:25:04,560 –> 01:25:08,239
oh [ __ ] that’s right saving grace wait
2177
01:25:06,960 –> 01:25:10,239
what
2178
01:25:08,239 –> 01:25:12,960
nice
2179
01:25:10,239 –> 01:25:15,280
you’re we we went over this earlier um
2180
01:25:12,960 –> 01:25:18,080
off mike to recount what everyone had at
2181
01:25:15,280 –> 01:25:20,080
big baggies you had the saving grace so
2182
01:25:18,080 –> 01:25:22,960
you actually do not take damage on a
2183
01:25:20,080 –> 01:25:24,719
successful save huh neat that is
2184
01:25:22,960 –> 01:25:26,000
excellent yeah that’s the appropriate
2185
01:25:24,719 –> 01:25:27,440
reaction to finding out you’re about to
2186
01:25:26,000 –> 01:25:27,710
take a finger of death and it does
2187
01:25:27,440 –> 01:25:30,239
nothing
2188
01:25:27,710 –> 01:25:32,719
[Laughter]
2189
01:25:30,239 –> 01:25:34,639
oh man this is just gonna make his ego
2190
01:25:32,719 –> 01:25:37,120
even better
2191
01:25:34,639 –> 01:25:39,040
the finger points at you and a column of
2192
01:25:37,120 –> 01:25:41,679
dark necrotic energy
2193
01:25:39,040 –> 01:25:43,199
wells up around you and as it fades
2194
01:25:41,679 –> 01:25:44,480
you’re just like standing there just
2195
01:25:43,199 –> 01:25:46,400
picking at your teeth like you didn’t
2196
01:25:44,480 –> 01:25:48,800
even notice
2197
01:25:46,400 –> 01:25:50,159
i was like oh no no no
2198
01:25:48,800 –> 01:25:52,080
you’re the one that’s gonna get fingered
2199
01:25:50,159 –> 01:25:53,040
my friend wait hold on that sounded
2200
01:25:52,080 –> 01:25:55,360
sexual
2201
01:25:53,040 –> 01:25:57,679
um wait give me a minute i’ll think of
2202
01:25:55,360 –> 01:26:00,639
something else come back to me
2203
01:25:57,679 –> 01:26:00,639
thinker of death blushes
2204
01:26:01,360 –> 01:26:05,040
that’s not possible
2205
01:26:03,440 –> 01:26:07,360
don’t tell me what’s possible in my
2206
01:26:05,040 –> 01:26:09,040
world
2207
01:26:07,360 –> 01:26:10,560
terry you’re up
2208
01:26:09,040 –> 01:26:12,480
cool
2209
01:26:10,560 –> 01:26:15,360
yeah okay
2210
01:26:12,480 –> 01:26:16,400
i’m going to
2211
01:26:15,360 –> 01:26:18,639
conjure
2212
01:26:16,400 –> 01:26:20,719
animals
2213
01:26:18,639 –> 01:26:21,520
that was inevitable till we hit that
2214
01:26:20,719 –> 01:26:23,679
yeah
2215
01:26:21,520 –> 01:26:27,040
i’m going to conjure animals
2216
01:26:23,679 –> 01:26:29,679
well okay first off i guess i’ll use
2217
01:26:27,040 –> 01:26:30,800
can can i use zao first and then do this
2218
01:26:29,679 –> 01:26:31,679
uh yeah
2219
01:26:30,800 –> 01:26:33,280
okay
2220
01:26:31,679 –> 01:26:35,120
so first off i’m gonna have zel [ __ ] up
2221
01:26:33,280 –> 01:26:39,199
that finger of death
2222
01:26:35,120 –> 01:26:40,320
all right go ahead and roll to hit
2223
01:26:39,199 –> 01:26:43,760
holy [ __ ]
2224
01:26:40,320 –> 01:26:46,880
okay yeah yeah that hits jordan
2225
01:26:43,760 –> 01:26:48,840
that was that wasn’t at 20. yeah
2226
01:26:46,880 –> 01:26:51,679
so i believe that
2227
01:26:48,840 –> 01:26:54,159
does 44
2228
01:26:51,679 –> 01:26:54,159
jesus
2229
01:26:54,239 –> 01:26:59,600
and then as that happens mid bite of the
2230
01:26:58,159 –> 01:27:01,600
finger of death when tara is going to
2231
01:26:59,600 –> 01:27:03,840
hop off of zal and then land on the
2232
01:27:01,600 –> 01:27:06,320
ground
2233
01:27:03,840 –> 01:27:08,960
conjure animals after zhao goes back up
2234
01:27:06,320 –> 01:27:10,880
in the air and starts circling around
2235
01:27:08,960 –> 01:27:12,560
and
2236
01:27:10,880 –> 01:27:14,080
she’s going to conjure animals at a
2237
01:27:12,560 –> 01:27:16,400
fifth level
2238
01:27:14,080 –> 01:27:18,000
so i’m doing
2239
01:27:16,400 –> 01:27:20,639
16.
2240
01:27:18,000 –> 01:27:21,520
of my favorite things in the world
2241
01:27:20,639 –> 01:27:23,199
cats
2242
01:27:21,520 –> 01:27:25,360
let’s get some velociraptors up in here
2243
01:27:23,199 –> 01:27:26,760
jordan no
2244
01:27:25,360 –> 01:27:31,000
you
2245
01:27:26,760 –> 01:27:31,000
gotta yes
2246
01:27:32,440 –> 01:27:38,239
[Music]
2247
01:27:34,480 –> 01:27:42,400
do it do it do it do it do it do it
2248
01:27:38,239 –> 01:27:42,400
16 velociraptors yes yeah
2249
01:27:42,719 –> 01:27:47,120
and let’s see we have eight magical
2250
01:27:45,360 –> 01:27:49,600
creatures so i think that’s two
2251
01:27:47,120 –> 01:27:54,000
velociraptors going after each sounds
2252
01:27:49,600 –> 01:27:56,360
about right to me uh-huh the math checks
2253
01:27:54,000 –> 01:27:58,960
and i’m not technically attacking the
2254
01:27:56,360 –> 01:28:02,719
velociraptors are
2255
01:27:58,960 –> 01:28:04,560
there you summoned them they’re yours
2256
01:28:02,719 –> 01:28:08,080
but if we really want to think about the
2257
01:28:04,560 –> 01:28:11,840
language of sanctuary i’m just saying
2258
01:28:08,080 –> 01:28:13,120
i’m not attacking the velociraptors are
2259
01:28:11,840 –> 01:28:16,080
anyway
2260
01:28:13,120 –> 01:28:18,080
let’s roll from these first ones
2261
01:28:16,080 –> 01:28:19,920
the first one got i guess i’ll just go
2262
01:28:18,080 –> 01:28:21,520
in order like
2263
01:28:19,920 –> 01:28:23,360
we’ll start like going up so can trip
2264
01:28:21,520 –> 01:28:25,440
and then up yeah
2265
01:28:23,360 –> 01:28:27,600
does a 16 hit the cantrip
2266
01:28:25,440 –> 01:28:28,480
that 16 does hit the cantrip oh and by
2267
01:28:27,600 –> 01:28:30,480
the way
2268
01:28:28,480 –> 01:28:32,719
if the word creature makes an attack
2269
01:28:30,480 –> 01:28:34,239
casts a spell that affects an enemy or
2270
01:28:32,719 –> 01:28:36,239
deals damage to another creature the
2271
01:28:34,239 –> 01:28:37,520
spell ends okay
2272
01:28:36,239 –> 01:28:38,560
yep all right
2273
01:28:37,520 –> 01:28:39,920
that’s fine
2274
01:28:38,560 –> 01:28:41,040
just so that that’s out there and no one
2275
01:28:39,920 –> 01:28:43,440
can like
2276
01:28:41,040 –> 01:28:45,440
dispute anything
2277
01:28:43,440 –> 01:28:47,280
that’s fair enough
2278
01:28:45,440 –> 01:28:50,239
i do get advantage on all magical saving
2279
01:28:47,280 –> 01:28:51,600
throws because feywild so it’s fine yes
2280
01:28:50,239 –> 01:28:53,760
yes yes
2281
01:28:51,600 –> 01:28:55,280
anyway see so that was the first attack
2282
01:28:53,760 –> 01:28:57,199
to hit the can trip so that was 10
2283
01:28:55,280 –> 01:28:58,560
damage on the first hit
2284
01:28:57,199 –> 01:28:59,920
i’m so glad for advantage because one of
2285
01:28:58,560 –> 01:29:01,520
those wasn’t that one but the second one
2286
01:28:59,920 –> 01:29:02,320
ends up being a dirty 20.
2287
01:29:01,520 –> 01:29:05,120
okay
2288
01:29:02,320 –> 01:29:08,880
so 10 on the dirty 20 and then
2289
01:29:05,120 –> 01:29:10,639
the first level spell group gets a
2290
01:29:08,880 –> 01:29:12,639
17 to hit
2291
01:29:10,639 –> 01:29:14,400
uh yeah okay
2292
01:29:12,639 –> 01:29:17,920
for the magic missile
2293
01:29:14,400 –> 01:29:19,600
magic missile yeah okay so 10
2294
01:29:17,920 –> 01:29:21,520
and then
2295
01:29:19,600 –> 01:29:23,199
18 to hit
2296
01:29:21,520 –> 01:29:25,040
for the claws attack which is sorry 8
2297
01:29:23,199 –> 01:29:26,960
not ten the second time
2298
01:29:25,040 –> 01:29:30,639
yeah so sorry so the first the first
2299
01:29:26,960 –> 01:29:31,600
time it hit so it did ten
2300
01:29:30,639 –> 01:29:33,520
and then
2301
01:29:31,600 –> 01:29:34,800
eight so eighteen total on the canned
2302
01:29:33,520 –> 01:29:36,960
trip
2303
01:29:34,800 –> 01:29:39,199
okay oh eighteen damage on the can trip
2304
01:29:36,960 –> 01:29:41,840
oh 18 damage on the cantrip and then
2305
01:29:39,199 –> 01:29:43,120
first level spell gets 18 damage okay
2306
01:29:41,840 –> 01:29:45,199
the first level spell also gets 18
2307
01:29:43,120 –> 01:29:47,520
damage okay okay because there’s two on
2308
01:29:45,199 –> 01:29:50,400
each so i’m just doubling the average
2309
01:29:47,520 –> 01:29:52,960
okay okay gotcha i was confused yeah
2310
01:29:50,400 –> 01:29:55,040
sorry i i misread something but anyway
2311
01:29:52,960 –> 01:29:57,120
so then the second level spell those are
2312
01:29:55,040 –> 01:29:58,880
both 17s so
2313
01:29:57,120 –> 01:30:00,080
21 to hit
2314
01:29:58,880 –> 01:30:03,920
they both hit
2315
01:30:00,080 –> 01:30:07,040
sweet that’s a 19 so 23 to hit on the
2316
01:30:03,920 –> 01:30:08,960
second one so it does another 18 damage
2317
01:30:07,040 –> 01:30:11,520
sure
2318
01:30:08,960 –> 01:30:13,440
third level spell
2319
01:30:11,520 –> 01:30:16,560
that’s a 19 to hit
2320
01:30:13,440 –> 01:30:17,840
uh hits okay and then
2321
01:30:16,560 –> 01:30:20,239
oh god i have that horribly backwards
2322
01:30:17,840 –> 01:30:22,960
jesus christ
2323
01:30:20,239 –> 01:30:25,600
this probably doesn’t hit 15.
2324
01:30:22,960 –> 01:30:28,880
uh that does oh okay so it also takes 18
2325
01:30:25,600 –> 01:30:31,120
damage now we’re on to fourth level
2326
01:30:28,880 –> 01:30:32,800
fun fact i had this thing’s ac and hp
2327
01:30:31,120 –> 01:30:36,239
mixed up so it looked like it had a crap
2328
01:30:32,800 –> 01:30:37,600
ton of ac and no hit points
2329
01:30:36,239 –> 01:30:39,920
dirty 20
2330
01:30:37,600 –> 01:30:41,679
for fourth level for the first attack
2331
01:30:39,920 –> 01:30:44,639
yeah
2332
01:30:41,679 –> 01:30:47,440
and then 17 for the second attack
2333
01:30:44,639 –> 01:30:49,280
yep okay so another 18
2334
01:30:47,440 –> 01:30:50,159
and the fifth level spell now i think
2335
01:30:49,280 –> 01:30:52,639
yes
2336
01:30:50,159 –> 01:30:54,560
wrong code of gold 22
2337
01:30:52,639 –> 01:30:56,960
to hit
2338
01:30:54,560 –> 01:30:58,880
and 23 to hit so those both hit so
2339
01:30:56,960 –> 01:31:00,560
another 18.
2340
01:30:58,880 –> 01:31:03,440
just gonna sip on my t while i stare at
2341
01:31:00,560 –> 01:31:04,880
this d20 really quick
2342
01:31:03,440 –> 01:31:06,639
memes
2343
01:31:04,880 –> 01:31:07,760
because that’s a good role for that six
2344
01:31:06,639 –> 01:31:09,920
level spell
2345
01:31:07,760 –> 01:31:12,080
let me do my math
2346
01:31:09,920 –> 01:31:14,159
next merch idea is when tara leaning
2347
01:31:12,080 –> 01:31:17,800
back with a cup of tea like the none of
2348
01:31:14,159 –> 01:31:17,800
my business name
2349
01:31:18,000 –> 01:31:21,679
just looking at a d20 in her hand that’s
2350
01:31:19,840 –> 01:31:23,760
like got a little velociraptor inside of
2351
01:31:21,679 –> 01:31:25,760
it oh just roll
2352
01:31:23,760 –> 01:31:27,679
oh i did the six level spell gets crit
2353
01:31:25,760 –> 01:31:29,280
on the first attack what took you so
2354
01:31:27,679 –> 01:31:30,400
long to say that
2355
01:31:29,280 –> 01:31:31,679
i was waiting for you to tell me you
2356
01:31:30,400 –> 01:31:33,920
were ready you told me to slow down i
2357
01:31:31,679 –> 01:31:33,920
did
2358
01:31:34,000 –> 01:31:38,239
20 damage for that first attack okay
2359
01:31:38,400 –> 01:31:44,880
jordan i’m oh my god
2360
01:31:40,960 –> 01:31:46,719
the second dad 20 um punch you so 16
2361
01:31:44,880 –> 01:31:47,920
damage on the second attack
2362
01:31:46,719 –> 01:31:48,639
holy hell
2363
01:31:47,920 –> 01:31:50,159
so
2364
01:31:48,639 –> 01:31:53,199
36
2365
01:31:50,159 –> 01:31:55,120
yeah no i got it okay
2366
01:31:53,199 –> 01:31:57,360
six so the seventh level spell so the
2367
01:31:55,120 –> 01:31:58,800
last one finger of death yeah
2368
01:31:57,360 –> 01:32:00,080
that absolutely misses because that’s a
2369
01:31:58,800 –> 01:32:01,360
two and a three
2370
01:32:00,080 –> 01:32:05,040
yeah no
2371
01:32:01,360 –> 01:32:06,880
that’s a crit um so the second attack
2372
01:32:05,040 –> 01:32:09,760
this the pack tactics really help i’m
2373
01:32:06,880 –> 01:32:09,760
rolling to a time
2374
01:32:09,840 –> 01:32:15,679
anyway it’s only uh it’s only 16. so
2375
01:32:13,280 –> 01:32:18,239
is that all that’s all
2376
01:32:15,679 –> 01:32:20,159
so that’s the that’s the spell that i
2377
01:32:18,239 –> 01:32:22,560
have cast
2378
01:32:20,159 –> 01:32:22,560
and
2379
01:32:22,639 –> 01:32:28,239
i’m going
2380
01:32:24,840 –> 01:32:30,000
to between
2381
01:32:28,239 –> 01:32:32,480
so the two most hurt creatures right now
2382
01:32:30,000 –> 01:32:36,719
are still bookworm and oliver
2383
01:32:32,480 –> 01:32:38,719
bookworm is still severely severely hurt
2384
01:32:36,719 –> 01:32:41,440
but oliver and irwin are actually about
2385
01:32:38,719 –> 01:32:42,880
on par right now
2386
01:32:41,440 –> 01:32:43,840
but they do also still have their temp
2387
01:32:42,880 –> 01:32:45,679
hb
2388
01:32:43,840 –> 01:32:48,239
and i don’t think bookboom does
2389
01:32:45,679 –> 01:32:50,239
nope she hella lost that
2390
01:32:48,239 –> 01:32:54,000
so i’m going to
2391
01:32:50,239 –> 01:32:56,480
bonus action healing word on bookworm
2392
01:32:54,000 –> 01:32:58,000
cool go ahead and do that
2393
01:32:56,480 –> 01:32:59,440
you’ve got this
2394
01:32:58,000 –> 01:33:02,080
inspiring
2395
01:32:59,440 –> 01:33:02,800
i know and what level are you casting it
2396
01:33:02,080 –> 01:33:04,480
at
2397
01:33:02,800 –> 01:33:05,440
uh we’ll do second level
2398
01:33:04,480 –> 01:33:06,840
okay
2399
01:33:05,440 –> 01:33:10,159
11
2400
01:33:06,840 –> 01:33:10,159
hp cool
2401
01:33:10,320 –> 01:33:14,880
she is less on death’s door than she was
2402
01:33:13,679 –> 01:33:17,199
okay
2403
01:33:14,880 –> 01:33:19,920
that’s what i do with my turn
2404
01:33:17,199 –> 01:33:21,840
okay
2405
01:33:19,920 –> 01:33:24,080
so it is
2406
01:33:21,840 –> 01:33:25,679
arlo’s turn
2407
01:33:24,080 –> 01:33:27,600
all right
2408
01:33:25,679 –> 01:33:29,679
so arlo like looks around again with
2409
01:33:27,600 –> 01:33:31,760
this new found um well i’m not gonna say
2410
01:33:29,679 –> 01:33:34,400
new found but like with his
2411
01:33:31,760 –> 01:33:37,760
current uh predilection to
2412
01:33:34,400 –> 01:33:39,440
keeping a better eye on being protective
2413
01:33:37,760 –> 01:33:41,440
actively rather than
2414
01:33:39,440 –> 01:33:43,199
protecting by making himself a target
2415
01:33:41,440 –> 01:33:44,880
and punching things
2416
01:33:43,199 –> 01:33:46,400
he looks and sees like look where’s been
2417
01:33:44,880 –> 01:33:48,239
healed up a little bit but in general
2418
01:33:46,400 –> 01:33:49,840
like it seems like she’s been getting
2419
01:33:48,239 –> 01:33:51,280
targeted and uh
2420
01:33:49,840 –> 01:33:53,120
attacked a lot
2421
01:33:51,280 –> 01:33:54,960
she is also still frightened
2422
01:33:53,120 –> 01:33:58,880
and she’s also still frightened
2423
01:33:54,960 –> 01:34:00,400
so while bookworm is kind of cowering
2424
01:33:58,880 –> 01:34:03,440
she uh
2425
01:34:00,400 –> 01:34:05,040
she feels a golden glowing hand pat her
2426
01:34:03,440 –> 01:34:07,120
on the shoulder
2427
01:34:05,040 –> 01:34:10,400
and as she like looks up there’s a a
2428
01:34:07,120 –> 01:34:12,159
great glowing being a big glowing uh
2429
01:34:10,400 –> 01:34:14,400
golden dragon board
2430
01:34:12,159 –> 01:34:16,080
wearing a big ass like your 10 gallon
2431
01:34:14,400 –> 01:34:19,360
cowboy hat
2432
01:34:16,080 –> 01:34:21,440
that looks just like draconic music star
2433
01:34:19,360 –> 01:34:24,400
barty bobbins
2434
01:34:21,440 –> 01:34:26,080
carrying a a shield and a a big-ass
2435
01:34:24,400 –> 01:34:28,080
sword with draconic runes on that if you
2436
01:34:26,080 –> 01:34:30,000
could read draconic you would say um
2437
01:34:28,080 –> 01:34:31,840
reads big iron
2438
01:34:30,000 –> 01:34:33,199
uh which is my way of saying i’ve cast
2439
01:34:31,840 –> 01:34:35,120
guardian of faith
2440
01:34:33,199 –> 01:34:36,320
in between bookworm and all the [ __ ]
2441
01:34:35,120 –> 01:34:38,239
spells
2442
01:34:36,320 –> 01:34:39,760
whenever like any spell like gets within
2443
01:34:38,239 –> 01:34:41,679
10 feet of the guardian they gotta make
2444
01:34:39,760 –> 01:34:43,440
a deck save they take 20 radio damage on
2445
01:34:41,679 –> 01:34:44,800
a failed save or half as much on a
2446
01:34:43,440 –> 01:34:46,239
successful one
2447
01:34:44,800 –> 01:34:48,480
the guardian vanishes if it’s dealt a
2448
01:34:46,239 –> 01:34:49,920
total of 60 damage okay
2449
01:34:48,480 –> 01:34:52,800
so i’ve summoned the guardian of faith
2450
01:34:49,920 –> 01:34:54,880
and it’s been like um if anything gets
2451
01:34:52,800 –> 01:34:55,920
near bookworm like
2452
01:34:54,880 –> 01:34:57,600
just
2453
01:34:55,920 –> 01:34:58,639
just [ _ ] them just [ _ ] them up real
2454
01:34:57,600 –> 01:35:00,320
good just
2455
01:34:58,639 –> 01:35:01,600
just really good i’m just really getting
2456
01:35:00,320 –> 01:35:04,639
into them
2457
01:35:01,600 –> 01:35:06,080
it gives you a thumbs up
2458
01:35:04,639 –> 01:35:08,400
awesome
2459
01:35:06,080 –> 01:35:10,400
and we will say for um since you said
2460
01:35:08,400 –> 01:35:12,400
the spell specifically
2461
01:35:10,400 –> 01:35:15,199
when we come back around to them if any
2462
01:35:12,400 –> 01:35:17,920
of them target bookworm
2463
01:35:15,199 –> 01:35:19,760
then they will first receive that damage
2464
01:35:17,920 –> 01:35:21,119
oh yeah
2465
01:35:19,760 –> 01:35:22,719
because they i’m technically not
2466
01:35:21,119 –> 01:35:24,960
tracking locations they’re just kind of
2467
01:35:22,719 –> 01:35:26,639
where they need to be all right
2468
01:35:24,960 –> 01:35:28,639
this is a big battle
2469
01:35:26,639 –> 01:35:30,639
yeah what little spell is that
2470
01:35:28,639 –> 01:35:32,159
uh it’s a fourth level spell
2471
01:35:30,639 –> 01:35:33,920
i’m intrigued by the fact jordan is
2472
01:35:32,159 –> 01:35:35,360
tracking that
2473
01:35:33,920 –> 01:35:37,040
i’m intrigued by the fact that i have to
2474
01:35:35,360 –> 01:35:39,119
like well i mean i knew this but i’m
2475
01:35:37,040 –> 01:35:40,560
just like man i really don’t want safe
2476
01:35:39,119 –> 01:35:42,000
to die
2477
01:35:40,560 –> 01:35:44,159
and i keep like looking through things i
2478
01:35:42,000 –> 01:35:45,520
was like everything is concentration i’d
2479
01:35:44,159 –> 01:35:46,719
have to drop her like shield of faith
2480
01:35:45,520 –> 01:35:49,199
although it hasn’t helped everything’s
2481
01:35:46,719 –> 01:35:51,679
been spell damaged so i might as well
2482
01:35:49,199 –> 01:35:54,320
also no one has seen her also no one has
2483
01:35:51,679 –> 01:35:56,560
seen her i am a-okay
2484
01:35:54,320 –> 01:35:58,239
don’t worry i’m i’m playing saith right
2485
01:35:56,560 –> 01:35:59,760
this time she’s not coming out unless
2486
01:35:58,239 –> 01:36:01,119
she’s needed
2487
01:35:59,760 –> 01:36:03,920
she’s finally learned how to play a
2488
01:36:01,119 –> 01:36:05,679
rogue 40 episodes
2489
01:36:03,920 –> 01:36:07,679
hey do you guys know that i have like
2490
01:36:05,679 –> 01:36:11,040
features and [ __ ]
2491
01:36:07,679 –> 01:36:11,040
you guys supposed to be like hiding
2492
01:36:11,440 –> 01:36:16,560
it has been a long year and i am really
2493
01:36:15,040 –> 01:36:19,440
enjoying
2494
01:36:16,560 –> 01:36:20,960
playing safe correctly now
2495
01:36:19,440 –> 01:36:23,040
for real most people are enjoying
2496
01:36:20,960 –> 01:36:25,119
playing their characters good
2497
01:36:23,040 –> 01:36:26,800
all right is that good for you arlo
2498
01:36:25,119 –> 01:36:28,800
yep that is it
2499
01:36:26,800 –> 01:36:31,840
okay
2500
01:36:28,800 –> 01:36:33,920
it is the necromancer’s turn now
2501
01:36:31,840 –> 01:36:36,400
oh hey you know how there’s like four
2502
01:36:33,920 –> 01:36:38,000
necromancers and like in order to get up
2503
01:36:36,400 –> 01:36:39,600
from being prone he has to stand up and
2504
01:36:38,000 –> 01:36:41,280
expend movement and that counts as
2505
01:36:39,600 –> 01:36:42,480
moving and he’s going to get shot by my
2506
01:36:41,280 –> 01:36:44,639
guardian
2507
01:36:42,480 –> 01:36:46,480
is your guardian right autumn
2508
01:36:44,639 –> 01:36:47,920
uh the guardian is in between him and
2509
01:36:46,480 –> 01:36:50,159
like bookworm
2510
01:36:47,920 –> 01:36:52,880
and it’s the 10 if it’s within 10 feet
2511
01:36:50,159 –> 01:36:54,239
of the guardian
2512
01:36:52,880 –> 01:36:56,000
and book one was just up there doing
2513
01:36:54,239 –> 01:36:58,480
water sphere on them i think
2514
01:36:56,000 –> 01:36:59,840
spells have rage
2515
01:36:58,480 –> 01:37:01,679
oh i don’t know what range water sphere
2516
01:36:59,840 –> 01:37:04,560
is on top of my head i was imagining it
2517
01:37:01,679 –> 01:37:04,560
differently never mind
2518
01:37:04,800 –> 01:37:07,840
i thought it was more clever than i
2519
01:37:06,159 –> 01:37:09,760
thought i mean it’s
2520
01:37:07,840 –> 01:37:11,520
again like it’s so clever just not quite
2521
01:37:09,760 –> 01:37:13,920
as directly
2522
01:37:11,520 –> 01:37:15,840
so it is going i mean it’s still going
2523
01:37:13,920 –> 01:37:17,520
to you know expend its movement to get
2524
01:37:15,840 –> 01:37:21,679
up for sure
2525
01:37:17,520 –> 01:37:24,719
but it is going to
2526
01:37:21,679 –> 01:37:26,159
reach its hands out
2527
01:37:24,719 –> 01:37:28,080
and
2528
01:37:26,159 –> 01:37:30,000
it is going to cast
2529
01:37:28,080 –> 01:37:31,520
cone of cold
2530
01:37:30,000 –> 01:37:36,239
so i
2531
01:37:31,520 –> 01:37:36,239
need you guys to make me
2532
01:37:36,639 –> 01:37:41,520
a con saving throw
2533
01:37:40,080 –> 01:37:43,280
yeah i pass
2534
01:37:41,520 –> 01:37:46,560
that was a net 20.
2535
01:37:43,280 –> 01:37:48,159
it’s gonna be 18. cool
2536
01:37:46,560 –> 01:37:49,679
it’s a 22 if it matters but that wasn’t
2537
01:37:48,159 –> 01:37:51,119
at 20.
2538
01:37:49,679 –> 01:37:53,520
you’re good
2539
01:37:51,119 –> 01:37:55,440
21.
2540
01:37:53,520 –> 01:37:56,800
okay
2541
01:37:55,440 –> 01:37:58,080
so
2542
01:37:56,800 –> 01:38:00,800
the dc
2543
01:37:58,080 –> 01:38:03,199
was 18.
2544
01:38:00,800 –> 01:38:05,119
bookworm
2545
01:38:03,199 –> 01:38:06,639
got a three
2546
01:38:05,119 –> 01:38:09,199
wait but if it’s targeting her isn’t it
2547
01:38:06,639 –> 01:38:11,280
affected by the thing that’s currently
2548
01:38:09,199 –> 01:38:12,239
up by arlo
2549
01:38:11,280 –> 01:38:13,920
i don’t
2550
01:38:12,239 –> 01:38:16,000
think that it like
2551
01:38:13,920 –> 01:38:17,760
disrupts it just prevent like if anyone
2552
01:38:16,000 –> 01:38:21,040
gets close to it it will automatically
2553
01:38:17,760 –> 01:38:22,080
attack this thing is still of ways away
2554
01:38:21,040 –> 01:38:25,600
okay
2555
01:38:22,080 –> 01:38:25,600
because this has a range of like 60 feet
2556
01:38:25,760 –> 01:38:28,960
this is a this is a sorcerer battle if
2557
01:38:27,600 –> 01:38:31,280
you will
2558
01:38:28,960 –> 01:38:32,560
since i got a nat 20 can i step in front
2559
01:38:31,280 –> 01:38:34,639
of bookworm and take the damage she
2560
01:38:32,560 –> 01:38:38,719
would take instead
2561
01:38:34,639 –> 01:38:38,719
yes i will allow this okay
2562
01:38:38,800 –> 01:38:42,320
so
2563
01:38:39,600 –> 01:38:44,719
yeah that means that by that logic
2564
01:38:42,320 –> 01:38:46,239
uh only
2565
01:38:44,719 –> 01:38:48,239
you and
2566
01:38:46,239 –> 01:38:50,800
safe will take the damage safe you will
2567
01:38:48,239 –> 01:38:52,320
be taking it half because
2568
01:38:50,800 –> 01:38:53,280
uh
2569
01:38:52,320 –> 01:38:55,440
you know
2570
01:38:53,280 –> 01:38:57,280
that’s how that works
2571
01:38:55,440 –> 01:39:00,719
so it is casting this thing at a six
2572
01:38:57,280 –> 01:39:03,040
level so that’s gonna be a total of 98.
2573
01:39:00,719 –> 01:39:04,320
like the dice or the total amount is 98
2574
01:39:03,040 –> 01:39:05,360
damage
2575
01:39:04,320 –> 01:39:08,560
nine
2576
01:39:05,360 –> 01:39:11,440
d8s worth of damage okay i was like um
2577
01:39:08,560 –> 01:39:11,440
when tara is dead
2578
01:39:11,679 –> 01:39:15,040
wait jordan i rolled your damage for you
2579
01:39:13,280 –> 01:39:16,560
and he got ones on all of the d8 so it’s
2580
01:39:15,040 –> 01:39:18,159
only nine damage i roll my own damage
2581
01:39:16,560 –> 01:39:20,080
thing you can’t toast trust me i wrote
2582
01:39:18,159 –> 01:39:23,440
my own damage thank you
2583
01:39:20,080 –> 01:39:25,040
oh boy did i ever not roll once
2584
01:39:23,440 –> 01:39:28,480
ah
2585
01:39:25,040 –> 01:39:30,560
that is going to be for you winter 54
2586
01:39:28,480 –> 01:39:32,400
points of cold damage
2587
01:39:30,560 –> 01:39:36,800
okay
2588
01:39:32,400 –> 01:39:40,320
safe takes 27 points of coal damage okay
2589
01:39:36,800 –> 01:39:42,960
yeah when bookworms sees you just
2590
01:39:40,320 –> 01:39:44,239
full-on piccolo take the blast on that
2591
01:39:42,960 –> 01:39:46,560
one
2592
01:39:44,239 –> 01:39:48,480
and like a scared young gohan she looks
2593
01:39:46,560 –> 01:39:50,560
horrified
2594
01:39:48,480 –> 01:39:52,480
when tara definitely looks hurt by that
2595
01:39:50,560 –> 01:39:55,199
but she’s also trying to hide it she’s
2596
01:39:52,480 –> 01:39:57,679
like i’m okay really it’s okay
2597
01:39:55,199 –> 01:40:00,320
we’re all in this together
2598
01:39:57,679 –> 01:40:04,159
seeing this
2599
01:40:00,320 –> 01:40:06,960
she looks scared but also
2600
01:40:04,159 –> 01:40:08,880
very very upset by what has just
2601
01:40:06,960 –> 01:40:10,239
happened okay
2602
01:40:08,880 –> 01:40:13,040
and so on
2603
01:40:10,239 –> 01:40:13,040
her turn
2604
01:40:13,440 –> 01:40:16,400
she is going
2605
01:40:16,880 –> 01:40:21,040
to
2606
01:40:18,639 –> 01:40:23,679
actually hold on real quick
2607
01:40:21,040 –> 01:40:25,679
roll me when tara
2608
01:40:23,679 –> 01:40:26,719
a persuasion check
2609
01:40:25,679 –> 01:40:28,800
okay
2610
01:40:26,719 –> 01:40:30,880
22.
2611
01:40:28,800 –> 01:40:32,960
with that
2612
01:40:30,880 –> 01:40:37,040
she looks at you
2613
01:40:32,960 –> 01:40:38,080
and steals her resolve
2614
01:40:37,040 –> 01:40:41,840
and is
2615
01:40:38,080 –> 01:40:41,840
no longer frightened
2616
01:40:43,080 –> 01:40:46,320
[Music]
2617
01:40:45,440 –> 01:40:48,639
and
2618
01:40:46,320 –> 01:40:48,639
now
2619
01:40:48,880 –> 01:40:54,400
her eyes begin to glow with a powerful
2620
01:40:52,239 –> 01:40:58,159
arcane energy
2621
01:40:54,400 –> 01:41:01,360
as she raises her hands up into the air
2622
01:40:58,159 –> 01:41:05,840
and clouds begin to gather
2623
01:41:01,360 –> 01:41:05,840
forming a storm overhead
2624
01:41:06,000 –> 01:41:11,040
and you hear the faintest whisper in
2625
01:41:09,119 –> 01:41:13,280
druidic
2626
01:41:11,040 –> 01:41:15,679
as she is going to cast
2627
01:41:13,280 –> 01:41:18,719
at a fifth level
2628
01:41:15,679 –> 01:41:20,400
on the necromancer
2629
01:41:18,719 –> 01:41:23,520
call lightning
2630
01:41:20,400 –> 01:41:25,679
hell damn my son
2631
01:41:23,520 –> 01:41:27,679
i told her i was gonna do her good y’all
2632
01:41:25,679 –> 01:41:30,920
thought oh you just gotta [ __ ] kill
2633
01:41:27,679 –> 01:41:30,920
her bada
2634
01:41:31,199 –> 01:41:36,400
so that
2635
01:41:32,800 –> 01:41:38,239
is going to be i believe yes a dexterity
2636
01:41:36,400 –> 01:41:40,639
saving throw
2637
01:41:38,239 –> 01:41:43,040
for the necromancer
2638
01:41:40,639 –> 01:41:43,040
[ __ ]
2639
01:41:44,000 –> 01:41:48,639
that
2640
01:41:45,440 –> 01:41:50,639
that is a 22.
2641
01:41:48,639 –> 01:41:53,520
isn’t that still half damage
2642
01:41:50,639 –> 01:41:55,760
under normal circumstances
2643
01:41:53,520 –> 01:41:58,800
here’s the problem
2644
01:41:55,760 –> 01:41:58,800
he has evasion
2645
01:41:58,840 –> 01:42:05,440
so no he just fully dodges this
2646
01:42:02,719 –> 01:42:08,239
incredibly powerful lightning blast as
2647
01:42:05,440 –> 01:42:11,040
it shoots down and he is
2648
01:42:08,239 –> 01:42:11,040
unfazed
2649
01:42:12,560 –> 01:42:15,920
oh boy but it’s concentration so she can
2650
01:42:14,800 –> 01:42:17,840
do it again
2651
01:42:15,920 –> 01:42:20,560
okay yes
2652
01:42:17,840 –> 01:42:22,320
this part is true
2653
01:42:20,560 –> 01:42:23,199
and
2654
01:42:22,320 –> 01:42:25,280
with
2655
01:42:23,199 –> 01:42:29,199
that
2656
01:42:25,280 –> 01:42:31,679
we are once again back up to the top of
2657
01:42:29,199 –> 01:42:36,159
the order
2658
01:42:31,679 –> 01:42:38,480
someone roll me another luck check
2659
01:42:36,159 –> 01:42:40,840
i’ll roll this time i guess
2660
01:42:38,480 –> 01:42:42,560
that is a 16.
2661
01:42:40,840 –> 01:42:45,119
that
2662
01:42:42,560 –> 01:42:47,360
is not good enough this time
2663
01:42:45,119 –> 01:42:49,280
so nothing changes this time
2664
01:42:47,360 –> 01:42:51,199
what are you guys going to be doing as
2665
01:42:49,280 –> 01:42:54,000
far as your
2666
01:42:51,199 –> 01:42:54,960
npc allocation
2667
01:42:54,000 –> 01:42:57,119
so we
2668
01:42:54,960 –> 01:42:59,040
we could theoretically wipe out most of
2669
01:42:57,119 –> 01:43:01,360
our issues right now if we do still keep
2670
01:42:59,040 –> 01:43:03,040
them as a horde it sounds like
2671
01:43:01,360 –> 01:43:04,080
more than likely
2672
01:43:03,040 –> 01:43:05,920
katie do you feel like you want to roll
2673
01:43:04,080 –> 01:43:08,080
this time further damage
2674
01:43:05,920 –> 01:43:10,320
yeah maybe someone with the app i got it
2675
01:43:08,080 –> 01:43:12,000
yeah just remind me what i have to roll
2676
01:43:10,320 –> 01:43:13,119
well actually first up with that is
2677
01:43:12,000 –> 01:43:14,159
actually going to i’m just asking what
2678
01:43:13,119 –> 01:43:15,920
you guys are doing with that if you guys
2679
01:43:14,159 –> 01:43:17,600
are keep it the same as it is safe goes
2680
01:43:15,920 –> 01:43:19,199
first
2681
01:43:17,600 –> 01:43:21,119
so modi
2682
01:43:19,199 –> 01:43:22,880
at this point should have been able to
2683
01:43:21,119 –> 01:43:24,880
get that’s right
2684
01:43:22,880 –> 01:43:27,280
i’m sorry i fully meant to have that
2685
01:43:24,880 –> 01:43:29,199
happen on bookworms turn i apologize
2686
01:43:27,280 –> 01:43:31,199
i fully forgot okay
2687
01:43:29,199 –> 01:43:32,719
uh you have a lot to keep track of it’s
2688
01:43:31,199 –> 01:43:35,440
like you just said
2689
01:43:32,719 –> 01:43:37,440
how much was that potion for
2690
01:43:35,440 –> 01:43:38,480
50 points
2691
01:43:37,440 –> 01:43:42,639
okay
2692
01:43:38,480 –> 01:43:44,239
so she gets jumped back up by 50 points
2693
01:43:42,639 –> 01:43:47,119
yeah she’s back up the pole
2694
01:43:44,239 –> 01:43:48,800
now when tara is the one bleeding
2695
01:43:47,119 –> 01:43:52,000
they just flip-flopped
2696
01:43:48,800 –> 01:43:53,679
so oliver has since been healed right
2697
01:43:52,000 –> 01:43:55,119
yeah no oliver is doing better than he
2698
01:43:53,679 –> 01:43:58,639
was
2699
01:43:55,119 –> 01:44:02,000
okay um saith telepathically tells him
2700
01:43:58,639 –> 01:44:04,000
to give the other potion to wintera
2701
01:44:02,000 –> 01:44:05,280
and so he does
2702
01:44:04,000 –> 01:44:06,719
yeah and since you’re right there we’ll
2703
01:44:05,280 –> 01:44:08,560
just have this happen now so you can go
2704
01:44:06,719 –> 01:44:10,000
ahead and just add on 50.
2705
01:44:08,560 –> 01:44:12,239
okay
2706
01:44:10,000 –> 01:44:13,760
and then um
2707
01:44:12,239 –> 01:44:16,480
modi
2708
01:44:13,760 –> 01:44:20,719
he can turn into
2709
01:44:16,480 –> 01:44:22,239
like a human-sized creature right
2710
01:44:20,719 –> 01:44:24,639
correct
2711
01:44:22,239 –> 01:44:27,840
so i’m not near him i can’t give him
2712
01:44:24,639 –> 01:44:30,080
weapons but i can turn him into somebody
2713
01:44:27,840 –> 01:44:31,760
that has like fire
2714
01:44:30,080 –> 01:44:36,080
fire breath
2715
01:44:31,760 –> 01:44:38,400
would he be able to use it no
2716
01:44:36,080 –> 01:44:41,119
it’s a physical it’s a physical change
2717
01:44:38,400 –> 01:44:43,440
not like a biological change like he’s
2718
01:44:41,119 –> 01:44:46,760
it’s just an appearance
2719
01:44:43,440 –> 01:44:46,760
fair enough
2720
01:44:48,400 –> 01:44:54,560
either way i can use him for a shield
2721
01:44:52,159 –> 01:44:57,280
yeah no you can
2722
01:44:54,560 –> 01:44:58,639
you can do that
2723
01:44:57,280 –> 01:45:00,400
and i also don’t think that the
2724
01:44:58,639 –> 01:45:02,239
necromancer could take much more of
2725
01:45:00,400 –> 01:45:03,280
those like big nasty hits you’ve been
2726
01:45:02,239 –> 01:45:06,400
able to do
2727
01:45:03,280 –> 01:45:09,199
the next one’s gonna be paralyzation
2728
01:45:06,400 –> 01:45:11,520
i’m very excited
2729
01:45:09,199 –> 01:45:12,800
so are you doing anything with modi
2730
01:45:11,520 –> 01:45:14,400
modi’s gonna
2731
01:45:12,800 –> 01:45:16,639
get big
2732
01:45:14,400 –> 01:45:17,520
and he’s gonna stand
2733
01:45:16,639 –> 01:45:19,600
with
2734
01:45:17,520 –> 01:45:22,560
them and just be a shield he’s gonna
2735
01:45:19,600 –> 01:45:26,159
take whatever the next hit’s gonna be
2736
01:45:22,560 –> 01:45:28,880
cool cool cool cool roll me a d20
2737
01:45:26,159 –> 01:45:31,600
you used his powers oh [ __ ]
2738
01:45:28,880 –> 01:45:35,360
i did use his powers
2739
01:45:31,600 –> 01:45:35,360
don’t roll one don’t roll one
2740
01:45:37,360 –> 01:45:40,480
i hope that’s a good gasp
2741
01:45:41,520 –> 01:45:47,040
katie katie
2742
01:45:43,600 –> 01:45:50,320
katie katie it’s not 20. it’s another
2743
01:45:47,040 –> 01:45:53,679
[ _ ] 20. it’s a night [ _ ] why why
2744
01:45:50,320 –> 01:45:57,679
would you pause for so long [ __ ] 20.
2745
01:45:53,679 –> 01:45:59,440
it isn’t i filmed it i [ __ ] filmed it
2746
01:45:57,679 –> 01:46:01,119
i knew it was going to be it had 20. it
2747
01:45:59,440 –> 01:46:03,119
took like 20.
2748
01:46:01,119 –> 01:46:06,080
oh my god
2749
01:46:03,119 –> 01:46:08,480
oh my god
2750
01:46:06,080 –> 01:46:10,480
i [ __ ]
2751
01:46:08,480 –> 01:46:13,520
filmed it
2752
01:46:10,480 –> 01:46:15,199
yeah no you’re um you’re good
2753
01:46:13,520 –> 01:46:17,280
nothing happens
2754
01:46:15,199 –> 01:46:18,960
anyway as you were saying
2755
01:46:17,280 –> 01:46:21,600
right okay
2756
01:46:18,960 –> 01:46:22,960
uh so now that modi is being a cat
2757
01:46:21,600 –> 01:46:25,840
shield
2758
01:46:22,960 –> 01:46:27,119
and i beat him out of my head before he
2759
01:46:25,840 –> 01:46:29,040
could get in there
2760
01:46:27,119 –> 01:46:32,639
so now she’s going to take her next shot
2761
01:46:29,040 –> 01:46:35,280
this one is going to be paralysis
2762
01:46:32,639 –> 01:46:37,360
it’s a con save
2763
01:46:35,280 –> 01:46:38,800
well i mean still hit first
2764
01:46:37,360 –> 01:46:40,880
19
2765
01:46:38,800 –> 01:46:42,320
19 just hits
2766
01:46:40,880 –> 01:46:44,080
okay perfect
2767
01:46:42,320 –> 01:46:45,360
uh all right so he needs to do a con
2768
01:46:44,080 –> 01:46:46,880
save
2769
01:46:45,360 –> 01:46:48,639
16.
2770
01:46:46,880 –> 01:46:50,400
damn he beat me
2771
01:46:48,639 –> 01:46:53,440
all right that doesn’t happen you still
2772
01:46:50,400 –> 01:46:55,280
get the hit though just no extra damage
2773
01:46:53,440 –> 01:46:57,199
that’s okay
2774
01:46:55,280 –> 01:47:00,199
11 damage
2775
01:46:57,199 –> 01:47:00,199
okay
2776
01:47:00,719 –> 01:47:07,119
is that going to be it for you
2777
01:47:03,760 –> 01:47:09,199
oh actually i i i’m gonna do a hide
2778
01:47:07,119 –> 01:47:12,719
all right roll it
2779
01:47:09,199 –> 01:47:14,960
yeah we’ve got no problem it’s 25 again
2780
01:47:12,719 –> 01:47:14,960
yep
2781
01:47:15,199 –> 01:47:18,400
okay
2782
01:47:16,480 –> 01:47:20,320
now we’re at the layer action now we’ll
2783
01:47:18,400 –> 01:47:21,520
start rolling crazy damage
2784
01:47:20,320 –> 01:47:25,280
first is the plant
2785
01:47:21,520 –> 01:47:26,560
so that is going to be 16 d8
2786
01:47:25,280 –> 01:47:27,520
69
2787
01:47:26,560 –> 01:47:28,800
nice
2788
01:47:27,520 –> 01:47:31,760
nice
2789
01:47:28,800 –> 01:47:31,760
they’re all dead
2790
01:47:32,719 –> 01:47:36,480
all right next is going to be 12 d8
2791
01:47:35,360 –> 01:47:38,239
54.
2792
01:47:36,480 –> 01:47:39,679
and are you going to heal anyone or are
2793
01:47:38,239 –> 01:47:41,760
you just going to use the cannon for
2794
01:47:39,679 –> 01:47:44,000
damage i’m better now
2795
01:47:41,760 –> 01:47:46,560
my barons looking kind of bad
2796
01:47:44,000 –> 01:47:48,320
they both they all still have 10 hp
2797
01:47:46,560 –> 01:47:49,199
and they’re not like terrible as far as
2798
01:47:48,320 –> 01:47:51,280
hp
2799
01:47:49,199 –> 01:47:54,239
i’d still rather
2800
01:47:51,280 –> 01:47:56,239
heal one of those two so between irwin
2801
01:47:54,239 –> 01:47:59,040
and oliver who looks worse
2802
01:47:56,239 –> 01:48:01,440
oliver technically has less hp but erwin
2803
01:47:59,040 –> 01:48:02,719
is farther from his max hp
2804
01:48:01,440 –> 01:48:03,679
i’m gonna heal the baby because he just
2805
01:48:02,719 –> 01:48:05,600
came back from the dead we’re not
2806
01:48:03,679 –> 01:48:07,760
letting him die again all right fair
2807
01:48:05,600 –> 01:48:09,280
enough uh 2d 10.
2808
01:48:07,760 –> 01:48:11,040
nice 18.
2809
01:48:09,280 –> 01:48:14,480
he is back up to fall
2810
01:48:11,040 –> 01:48:15,679
okay speaking of the baby it is his turn
2811
01:48:14,480 –> 01:48:17,920
1d6
2812
01:48:15,679 –> 01:48:20,560
plus or i guess one because he has no
2813
01:48:17,920 –> 01:48:23,119
strength six so five
2814
01:48:20,560 –> 01:48:25,040
all right all right one d six plus five
2815
01:48:23,119 –> 01:48:26,400
for twinkle
2816
01:48:25,040 –> 01:48:29,199
nine total
2817
01:48:26,400 –> 01:48:30,400
irwin two d eight
2818
01:48:29,199 –> 01:48:33,520
ten
2819
01:48:30,400 –> 01:48:36,000
and then 66 for auric
2820
01:48:33,520 –> 01:48:37,360
i’m starting to learn these now
2821
01:48:36,000 –> 01:48:38,800
oh
2822
01:48:37,360 –> 01:48:41,280
it was a lot of sixes but still a couple
2823
01:48:38,800 –> 01:48:42,480
of lower numbers anyway 25.
2824
01:48:41,280 –> 01:48:43,840
one day four
2825
01:48:42,480 –> 01:48:44,960
finaled
2826
01:48:43,840 –> 01:48:47,040
two
2827
01:48:44,960 –> 01:48:49,360
now we’re back to strangling mike
2828
01:48:47,040 –> 01:48:51,199
2d4 please
2829
01:48:49,360 –> 01:48:53,679
that’s a seven
2830
01:48:51,199 –> 01:48:55,679
shooting johnny uh
2831
01:48:53,679 –> 01:48:57,360
2d 10.
2832
01:48:55,679 –> 01:49:00,960
19.
2833
01:48:57,360 –> 01:49:03,040
alright and finally stabbing jim uh with
2834
01:49:00,960 –> 01:49:04,320
2d8
2835
01:49:03,040 –> 01:49:07,440
five
2836
01:49:04,320 –> 01:49:09,199
okay so that is a grand total of 250
2837
01:49:07,440 –> 01:49:10,159
points of damage
2838
01:49:09,199 –> 01:49:12,880
nice i think that’s what we did last
2839
01:49:10,159 –> 01:49:16,159
time too uh i think that’s the most
2840
01:49:12,880 –> 01:49:19,760
you’ve done actually oh okay well
2841
01:49:16,159 –> 01:49:22,719
all right so as this onslaught goes out
2842
01:49:19,760 –> 01:49:25,520
you all see that
2843
01:49:22,719 –> 01:49:27,280
the last of the corpse flowers have been
2844
01:49:25,520 –> 01:49:30,800
slain
2845
01:49:27,280 –> 01:49:33,040
there is now only the fear bulge zombies
2846
01:49:30,800 –> 01:49:35,360
remaining
2847
01:49:33,040 –> 01:49:38,159
and even they are on their last legs a
2848
01:49:35,360 –> 01:49:42,960
bit unfortunately they are still there
2849
01:49:38,159 –> 01:49:45,280
and do still get to roll damage
2850
01:49:42,960 –> 01:49:48,159
they deal
2851
01:49:45,280 –> 01:49:48,159
a whopping
2852
01:49:48,239 –> 01:49:55,280
13 points of damage
2853
01:49:51,520 –> 01:49:59,520
nice between eight or nine or more
2854
01:49:55,280 –> 01:50:01,440
between eight so that’s a damage each
2855
01:49:59,520 –> 01:50:03,679
the horde is much lesser than what it
2856
01:50:01,440 –> 01:50:06,000
was even with the amount of zombies left
2857
01:50:03,679 –> 01:50:06,880
over like it’s
2858
01:50:06,000 –> 01:50:09,280
it is
2859
01:50:06,880 –> 01:50:12,320
very easy for the people you have with
2860
01:50:09,280 –> 01:50:13,280
them to take care of that
2861
01:50:12,320 –> 01:50:16,239
that
2862
01:50:13,280 –> 01:50:19,599
is now going to be
2863
01:50:16,239 –> 01:50:23,199
gratify containing the spells
2864
01:50:19,599 –> 01:50:24,560
someone roll me a d8 please
2865
01:50:23,199 –> 01:50:29,040
six
2866
01:50:24,560 –> 01:50:31,199
okay let’s see which spells get to do
2867
01:50:29,040 –> 01:50:35,360
something
2868
01:50:31,199 –> 01:50:36,719
the only two that managed to escape this
2869
01:50:35,360 –> 01:50:37,599
time
2870
01:50:36,719 –> 01:50:39,840
were
2871
01:50:37,599 –> 01:50:40,960
mirror image
2872
01:50:39,840 –> 01:50:43,040
and
2873
01:50:40,960 –> 01:50:44,560
cone of cold
2874
01:50:43,040 –> 01:50:46,159
very nice
2875
01:50:44,560 –> 01:50:50,560
so
2876
01:50:46,159 –> 01:50:53,679
i am going to say that the mirror image
2877
01:50:50,560 –> 01:50:55,040
is no longer going to focus on the
2878
01:50:53,679 –> 01:50:56,880
necromancer
2879
01:50:55,040 –> 01:50:59,679
and is instead
2880
01:50:56,880 –> 01:51:02,000
going to cast itself on the finger of
2881
01:50:59,679 –> 01:51:02,000
death
2882
01:51:03,199 –> 01:51:07,119
and
2883
01:51:04,400 –> 01:51:09,920
the cone of cold uh i need everyone to
2884
01:51:07,119 –> 01:51:11,840
make me a con save
2885
01:51:09,920 –> 01:51:13,840
since the finger of death was included
2886
01:51:11,840 –> 01:51:15,840
in the stunned does
2887
01:51:13,840 –> 01:51:17,520
that mean the copies will also be
2888
01:51:15,840 –> 01:51:19,599
stunned
2889
01:51:17,520 –> 01:51:21,440
yeah well i mean the copies don’t like
2890
01:51:19,599 –> 01:51:25,040
actually do anything oh they’re just
2891
01:51:21,440 –> 01:51:25,040
like distractions they’re illusory
2892
01:51:25,440 –> 01:51:30,400
that’s a 10.
2893
01:51:28,560 –> 01:51:32,800
does the 19 pass
2894
01:51:30,400 –> 01:51:36,080
yes a 19 does pass and yes katie and
2895
01:51:32,800 –> 01:51:38,480
that 20 also passes
2896
01:51:36,080 –> 01:51:40,639
so i take no damage which is also good
2897
01:51:38,480 –> 01:51:42,239
news for bookworm who also got a nap
2898
01:51:40,639 –> 01:51:44,480
[ __ ] 20.
2899
01:51:42,239 –> 01:51:46,719
hey bucky
2900
01:51:44,480 –> 01:51:48,080
her confidence is back
2901
01:51:46,719 –> 01:51:50,000
i’m just gonna stay by bookworm the
2902
01:51:48,080 –> 01:51:51,360
entire time now
2903
01:51:50,000 –> 01:51:53,760
yeah that’s apparently what she needs to
2904
01:51:51,360 –> 01:51:54,960
have good rolls
2905
01:51:53,760 –> 01:51:57,280
i swear i don’t think i’ve rolled above
2906
01:51:54,960 –> 01:51:59,840
a 10 for her otherwise
2907
01:51:57,280 –> 01:52:03,280
let’s see that would mean she takes half
2908
01:51:59,840 –> 01:52:05,920
damage uh safe will take half damage
2909
01:52:03,280 –> 01:52:07,440
and arlo will also take half damage
2910
01:52:05,920 –> 01:52:09,199
because of saving grace so all of you
2911
01:52:07,440 –> 01:52:11,840
will just take half of this
2912
01:52:09,199 –> 01:52:12,800
you all take 14 points of damage
2913
01:52:11,840 –> 01:52:14,800
okay
2914
01:52:12,800 –> 01:52:17,040
that’s already halved yes
2915
01:52:14,800 –> 01:52:19,360
ooh spassy so then bookworm has to pass
2916
01:52:17,040 –> 01:52:20,639
a 14 on her concentration right
2917
01:52:19,360 –> 01:52:23,040
uh
2918
01:52:20,639 –> 01:52:24,560
yes
2919
01:52:23,040 –> 01:52:27,920
can i i don’t think i can give her
2920
01:52:24,560 –> 01:52:30,239
advantage on that with tactical insight
2921
01:52:27,920 –> 01:52:31,840
yeah attack roller saving throw well i
2922
01:52:30,239 –> 01:52:34,320
don’t know if that counts
2923
01:52:31,840 –> 01:52:35,440
she’s fine okay
2924
01:52:34,320 –> 01:52:37,280
save it
2925
01:52:35,440 –> 01:52:38,880
okay you just hear pendleton go
2926
01:52:37,280 –> 01:52:40,239
it’s good
2927
01:52:38,880 –> 01:52:41,360
i’m just worried
2928
01:52:40,239 –> 01:52:44,320
no i know
2929
01:52:41,360 –> 01:52:46,320
it’s great that you are it’s wonderful
2930
01:52:44,320 –> 01:52:48,000
but she’s good
2931
01:52:46,320 –> 01:52:50,719
usually i wouldn’t say listen to the
2932
01:52:48,000 –> 01:52:52,880
voices in your head but
2933
01:52:50,719 –> 01:52:54,400
pendleton’s nice
2934
01:52:52,880 –> 01:52:56,719
when sarah you’re up
2935
01:52:54,400 –> 01:52:58,239
sweet
2936
01:52:56,719 –> 01:53:00,800
who else of my allies is right near me
2937
01:52:58,239 –> 01:53:03,199
right now i feel like
2938
01:53:00,800 –> 01:53:05,679
your allies would mostly consist of arlo
2939
01:53:03,199 –> 01:53:07,760
and bookworm safe
2940
01:53:05,679 –> 01:53:09,280
might be close to you but you can’t see
2941
01:53:07,760 –> 01:53:10,639
her
2942
01:53:09,280 –> 01:53:12,960
arlo how do you feel about being a
2943
01:53:10,639 –> 01:53:14,880
dinosaur
2944
01:53:12,960 –> 01:53:17,199
why would you even ask that the answer
2945
01:53:14,880 –> 01:53:18,880
is obviously yes
2946
01:53:17,199 –> 01:53:20,400
i mean
2947
01:53:18,880 –> 01:53:21,920
she’s gonna friendly punch him in the
2948
01:53:20,400 –> 01:53:23,679
shoulder and be like all right have at
2949
01:53:21,920 –> 01:53:25,040
it have fun as a t-rex and cast
2950
01:53:23,679 –> 01:53:27,280
polymorph
2951
01:53:25,040 –> 01:53:28,400
oh my god
2952
01:53:27,280 –> 01:53:30,560
you might want to pull up the stats of a
2953
01:53:28,400 –> 01:53:32,960
t-rex love you’re going to need them
2954
01:53:30,560 –> 01:53:34,960
pulling up the stats of a t-rex now wait
2955
01:53:32,960 –> 01:53:37,440
you don’t have t-rex that’s memorized
2956
01:53:34,960 –> 01:53:37,440
oh wow
2957
01:53:37,760 –> 01:53:41,840
oh that’s neat oh my good golly gosh
2958
01:53:39,599 –> 01:53:43,199
that’s really dangerous
2959
01:53:41,840 –> 01:53:45,520
wow
2960
01:53:43,199 –> 01:53:49,440
wow
2961
01:53:45,520 –> 01:53:50,639
oh wow oh jordan ah jordan oh
2962
01:53:49,440 –> 01:53:52,639
wow
2963
01:53:50,639 –> 01:53:54,800
also i hope you all know i’m still
2964
01:53:52,639 –> 01:53:56,880
wearing my cowboy hat i’m a t-rex with a
2965
01:53:54,800 –> 01:53:59,040
couch a t-rex with a cowboy hat i don’t
2966
01:53:56,880 –> 01:54:00,639
think there was any question in anyone’s
2967
01:53:59,040 –> 01:54:04,239
mind
2968
01:54:00,639 –> 01:54:06,159
i’m a y-rex oh my gosh you’re a e-rex
2969
01:54:04,239 –> 01:54:07,199
no
2970
01:54:06,159 –> 01:54:09,119
no
2971
01:54:07,199 –> 01:54:12,080
i don’t allow this
2972
01:54:09,119 –> 01:54:14,000
does this mean that um that that uh
2973
01:54:12,080 –> 01:54:15,599
oliver can now summon t-rexes because
2974
01:54:14,000 –> 01:54:17,520
he’s seen one
2975
01:54:15,599 –> 01:54:19,760
that’s a whole other candle worms as far
2976
01:54:17,520 –> 01:54:21,440
as like challenge ratings
2977
01:54:19,760 –> 01:54:22,719
i think that’s everything i can do for
2978
01:54:21,440 –> 01:54:24,320
my turn
2979
01:54:22,719 –> 01:54:26,400
oh is that all
2980
01:54:24,320 –> 01:54:28,239
just make make some t-rex fun for you
2981
01:54:26,400 –> 01:54:30,480
jordan yes
2982
01:54:28,239 –> 01:54:33,119
all right cool
2983
01:54:30,480 –> 01:54:37,360
dino arlo europe
2984
01:54:33,119 –> 01:54:39,840
dinosaurs the dinosaurs arlo
2985
01:54:37,360 –> 01:54:41,199
source arlo thank you
2986
01:54:39,840 –> 01:54:44,639
i’m gonna like
2987
01:54:41,199 –> 01:54:47,440
saunter up to the necromancer
2988
01:54:44,639 –> 01:54:49,040
and like lean in real close and be like
2989
01:54:47,440 –> 01:54:50,080
hey
2990
01:54:49,040 –> 01:54:51,760
heard you’ve been [ __ ] with my
2991
01:54:50,080 –> 01:54:53,760
friends and then turn around and slap
2992
01:54:51,760 –> 01:54:56,880
the [ __ ] over with my tail which just
2993
01:54:53,760 –> 01:54:58,639
comes out as probably
2994
01:54:56,880 –> 01:55:00,320
can i please still talk just like a [ __ ]
2995
01:54:58,639 –> 01:55:02,000
talk
2996
01:55:00,320 –> 01:55:03,840
no i promise i won’t use this for
2997
01:55:02,000 –> 01:55:04,960
anything practical i just want to be an
2998
01:55:03,840 –> 01:55:07,040
[ __ ]
2999
01:55:04,960 –> 01:55:09,840
no
3000
01:55:07,040 –> 01:55:11,280
you you just make t-rex noises but you
3001
01:55:09,840 –> 01:55:13,440
it sounds to you like you’re [ __ ]
3002
01:55:11,280 –> 01:55:14,960
talking you can’t tell wait wait arlo
3003
01:55:13,440 –> 01:55:16,910
what did you just say i’ll relay it
3004
01:55:14,960 –> 01:55:20,060
inhuman
3005
01:55:16,910 –> 01:55:20,060
[Laughter]
3006
01:55:20,480 –> 01:55:22,960
hey
3007
01:55:21,280 –> 01:55:25,440
heard you been [ __ ] with my friends
3008
01:55:22,960 –> 01:55:26,480
[ __ ] boy and then turns around and slaps
3009
01:55:25,440 –> 01:55:28,080
the [ __ ] out of him with him he called
3010
01:55:26,480 –> 01:55:31,560
you something like a [ __ ] boy i don’t
3011
01:55:28,080 –> 01:55:31,560
know what that means
3012
01:55:32,800 –> 01:55:36,239
actually this is better
3013
01:55:34,480 –> 01:55:39,119
um so i’m gonna roll a hit
3014
01:55:36,239 –> 01:55:40,719
it’s gonna be a 23 to hit it’s
3015
01:55:39,119 –> 01:55:42,719
is this your bite attack
3016
01:55:40,719 –> 01:55:44,480
no it is my tail okay
3017
01:55:42,719 –> 01:55:47,599
he did specifically say beat him with
3018
01:55:44,480 –> 01:55:49,599
his tail true i don’t think t-rexes have
3019
01:55:47,599 –> 01:55:50,880
teeth tails
3020
01:55:49,599 –> 01:55:52,560
at least i hope they don’t that’d be
3021
01:55:50,880 –> 01:55:55,679
horrid i’m curious to see what he tries
3022
01:55:52,560 –> 01:55:56,960
to bite so 12 plus seven damage blushing
3023
01:55:55,679 –> 01:56:00,679
damage
3024
01:55:56,960 –> 01:56:00,679
all right so that’s
3025
01:56:01,679 –> 01:56:07,599
that’s my tail attack it is 3d8
3026
01:56:04,800 –> 01:56:10,880
4d12 is the bite attack i haven’t done
3027
01:56:07,599 –> 01:56:13,280
that yet calm down
3028
01:56:10,880 –> 01:56:14,320
it’s called dramatic build christina i
3029
01:56:13,280 –> 01:56:16,480
mean you have to target a different
3030
01:56:14,320 –> 01:56:17,760
creature though with the bite oh what
3031
01:56:16,480 –> 01:56:19,119
yeah it says you you read the
3032
01:56:17,760 –> 01:56:22,080
multi-attack it says you can’t make both
3033
01:56:19,119 –> 01:56:25,800
attacks against the same target
3034
01:56:22,080 –> 01:56:25,800
well that’s unfortunate
3035
01:56:29,490 –> 01:56:32,779
[Music]
3036
01:56:33,440 –> 01:56:37,119
that’s why i was so surprised i was like
3037
01:56:35,040 –> 01:56:38,960
wait what okay
3038
01:56:37,119 –> 01:56:41,360
i guess you have a different plan
3039
01:56:38,960 –> 01:56:44,639
i did not have a different plan
3040
01:56:41,360 –> 01:56:46,719
um so what i will do now
3041
01:56:44,639 –> 01:56:48,560
is
3042
01:56:46,719 –> 01:56:51,760
after thoroughly slapping the
3043
01:56:48,560 –> 01:56:51,760
necromancer with my tail
3044
01:56:51,920 –> 01:56:56,880
he’s not dead is he no
3045
01:56:54,000 –> 01:56:59,280
damn it and
3046
01:56:56,880 –> 01:57:02,400
i hate to break it to you dude
3047
01:56:59,280 –> 01:57:04,320
i’ll turn around towards uh
3048
01:57:02,400 –> 01:57:05,760
andrew fancy fingers that’s right i
3049
01:57:04,320 –> 01:57:07,920
remembered the dumb name i gave him
3050
01:57:05,760 –> 01:57:08,960
don’t nope don’t do that nope don’t do
3051
01:57:07,920 –> 01:57:10,639
that
3052
01:57:08,960 –> 01:57:12,480
you won’t cowered
3053
01:57:10,639 –> 01:57:14,239
nope don’t do that no because it won’t
3054
01:57:12,480 –> 01:57:16,239
work because you’ll disappear from being
3055
01:57:14,239 –> 01:57:19,440
a t-rex
3056
01:57:16,239 –> 01:57:21,280
what how why no it won’t it’ll be fine
3057
01:57:19,440 –> 01:57:22,560
because they’re in the anti-magic ray
3058
01:57:21,280 –> 01:57:25,760
only attack the spells that aren’t in
3059
01:57:22,560 –> 01:57:27,119
the anti-magic ray right now
3060
01:57:25,760 –> 01:57:28,560
when tara sees you walking that way
3061
01:57:27,119 –> 01:57:31,360
she’s like no
3062
01:57:28,560 –> 01:57:31,360
wrong direction
3063
01:57:32,320 –> 01:57:37,150
bad arlo rex
3064
01:57:34,560 –> 01:57:40,080
batter little sport bottle
3065
01:57:37,150 –> 01:57:43,280
[Laughter]
3066
01:57:40,080 –> 01:57:44,480
but i go to the [ __ ] cone of cold i
3067
01:57:43,280 –> 01:57:46,239
guess
3068
01:57:44,480 –> 01:57:47,360
that one still has a lot of hip points
3069
01:57:46,239 –> 01:57:48,560
so like
3070
01:57:47,360 –> 01:57:50,719
yeah
3071
01:57:48,560 –> 01:57:54,159
i suppose
3072
01:57:50,719 –> 01:57:56,400
and i bite them or whatever
3073
01:57:54,159 –> 01:57:58,320
all right yeah fight them
3074
01:57:56,400 –> 01:58:00,400
i’m very curious to see how this goes
3075
01:57:58,320 –> 01:58:04,719
i’m very curious
3076
01:58:00,400 –> 01:58:07,199
that’s a 27 a hit hits
3077
01:58:04,719 –> 01:58:09,599
i imagine arlo also has like this just
3078
01:58:07,199 –> 01:58:12,560
like downtrodden energy like he’s very
3079
01:58:09,599 –> 01:58:15,360
happy right now he’s like
3080
01:58:12,560 –> 01:58:17,760
i hit the necromancer too far away the
3081
01:58:15,360 –> 01:58:19,119
finger’s still on stupid anti-magic
3082
01:58:17,760 –> 01:58:21,520
cones i thought it was a good idea but i
3083
01:58:19,119 –> 01:58:24,400
can’t buy him this sucks terry hit me
3084
01:58:21,520 –> 01:58:26,480
with a [ __ ] squirt bottle uh 27 plus
3085
01:58:24,400 –> 01:58:30,239
7 piercing damage
3086
01:58:26,480 –> 01:58:32,639
that’s 34. big head and little arms and
3087
01:58:30,239 –> 01:58:34,400
i’m not really sure how well this plan
3088
01:58:32,639 –> 01:58:35,760
was thought out
3089
01:58:34,400 –> 01:58:37,199
is this cons this isn’t considered a
3090
01:58:35,760 –> 01:58:39,520
creature right
3091
01:58:37,199 –> 01:58:41,040
it is considered a creature
3092
01:58:39,520 –> 01:58:42,159
what size is it
3093
01:58:41,040 –> 01:58:44,480
i think everything’s considered a
3094
01:58:42,159 –> 01:58:48,000
creature yeah
3095
01:58:44,480 –> 01:58:50,080
oh it’s it’s uh grappled
3096
01:58:48,000 –> 01:58:53,360
if it’s medium or smaller it’s it’s
3097
01:58:50,080 –> 01:58:55,040
grappled if it it can escape a dc17
3098
01:58:53,360 –> 01:58:58,000
i would imagine call of cold medium or
3099
01:58:55,040 –> 01:58:59,760
smaller uh actually
3100
01:58:58,000 –> 01:59:01,360
the cone of cold eye bite and finger of
3101
01:58:59,760 –> 01:59:03,679
death are actually considered large
3102
01:59:01,360 –> 01:59:05,199
creatures fifth and higher are based on
3103
01:59:03,679 –> 01:59:06,480
the classifications of the way this
3104
01:59:05,199 –> 01:59:08,080
works
3105
01:59:06,480 –> 01:59:11,199
all right cool
3106
01:59:08,080 –> 01:59:12,800
the door down are medium creatures
3107
01:59:11,199 –> 01:59:14,800
i don’t know why that’s the way it works
3108
01:59:12,800 –> 01:59:15,520
but that’s all right that’s the end of
3109
01:59:14,800 –> 01:59:18,239
my
3110
01:59:15,520 –> 01:59:19,520
super awesome t-rex turn
3111
01:59:18,239 –> 01:59:21,360
i mean the commodore called duffy didn’t
3112
01:59:19,520 –> 01:59:22,719
like it um you do have slight brain
3113
01:59:21,360 –> 01:59:25,199
freeze though
3114
01:59:22,719 –> 01:59:27,599
it mechanically does nothing but
3115
01:59:25,199 –> 01:59:30,400
don’t bite ice that much arlo you know
3116
01:59:27,599 –> 01:59:33,360
better
3117
01:59:30,400 –> 01:59:35,520
so it is the necromancer’s turn once
3118
01:59:33,360 –> 01:59:36,960
again
3119
01:59:35,520 –> 01:59:38,320
and
3120
01:59:36,960 –> 01:59:40,239
i feel like a t-rex is a pretty
3121
01:59:38,320 –> 01:59:43,239
formidable opponent i feel like that’s
3122
01:59:40,239 –> 01:59:43,239
probably
3123
01:59:44,320 –> 01:59:50,639
i feel like that’s a problem
3124
01:59:46,560 –> 01:59:53,760
it is definitely a problem for it
3125
01:59:50,639 –> 01:59:56,840
it is going to see the t-rex
3126
01:59:53,760 –> 01:59:58,400
recognize how hard it got
3127
01:59:56,840 –> 02:00:01,360
hit
3128
01:59:58,400 –> 02:00:05,199
and it is going to actually do something
3129
02:00:01,360 –> 02:00:07,599
a little bit different this time
3130
02:00:05,199 –> 02:00:10,560
it is going
3131
02:00:07,599 –> 02:00:13,800
to make its way over
3132
02:00:10,560 –> 02:00:13,800
to bookworm
3133
02:00:13,840 –> 02:00:18,719
what’s making its way over to bookworm
3134
02:00:16,080 –> 02:00:21,920
the necromancer why do you ask
3135
02:00:18,719 –> 02:00:22,719
dear friend i leave my area
3136
02:00:21,920 –> 02:00:24,320
because i think that would be an
3137
02:00:22,719 –> 02:00:25,760
opportunity attack
3138
02:00:24,320 –> 02:00:27,280
i feel like you would have had to move
3139
02:00:25,760 –> 02:00:29,599
to get to the cone of cold it’s not
3140
02:00:27,280 –> 02:00:31,040
gonna be a problem trust me
3141
02:00:29,599 –> 02:00:33,119
i assure you you will get the
3142
02:00:31,040 –> 02:00:36,719
satisfaction
3143
02:00:33,119 –> 02:00:38,560
so as it approaches over
3144
02:00:36,719 –> 02:00:40,560
the thing that everyone else seems to
3145
02:00:38,560 –> 02:00:42,560
have forgotten about
3146
02:00:40,560 –> 02:00:44,560
barney bobbins
3147
02:00:42,560 –> 02:00:46,719
descends down
3148
02:00:44,560 –> 02:00:48,320
onto the necromancer
3149
02:00:46,719 –> 02:00:50,400
yes
3150
02:00:48,320 –> 02:00:52,320
does it need to roll an attack or does
3151
02:00:50,400 –> 02:00:55,280
it just deal damage
3152
02:00:52,320 –> 02:00:57,679
it just deals 20 damage
3153
02:00:55,280 –> 02:01:01,599
as it goes over
3154
02:00:57,679 –> 02:01:04,960
to this to bookworm it is limping slowly
3155
02:01:01,599 –> 02:01:04,960
and desperately
3156
02:01:05,119 –> 02:01:09,119
and
3157
02:01:06,800 –> 02:01:14,239
as it gets over there
3158
02:01:09,119 –> 02:01:16,239
the guardian of faith strikes down
3159
02:01:14,239 –> 02:01:17,760
and the necromancer
3160
02:01:16,239 –> 02:01:20,760
falls
3161
02:01:17,760 –> 02:01:20,760
yes
3162
02:01:24,239 –> 02:01:29,920
it reaches up
3163
02:01:26,800 –> 02:01:30,960
towards bookworm
3164
02:01:29,920 –> 02:01:34,239
and
3165
02:01:30,960 –> 02:01:39,199
you actually see her
3166
02:01:34,239 –> 02:01:39,199
kneel down and take its hand
3167
02:01:40,239 –> 02:01:44,480
and
3168
02:01:41,920 –> 02:01:47,599
she doesn’t say anything
3169
02:01:44,480 –> 02:01:51,599
the necromancer doesn’t either
3170
02:01:47,599 –> 02:01:54,000
but she holds its hand up to her head
3171
02:01:51,599 –> 02:01:57,920
and for her turn
3172
02:01:54,000 –> 02:01:57,920
she is going to cast dream
3173
02:01:59,440 –> 02:02:02,840
you all
3174
02:02:00,480 –> 02:02:07,199
do not see what
3175
02:02:02,840 –> 02:02:10,800
happens all you see is moments later
3176
02:02:07,199 –> 02:02:10,800
a tear rolls down her cheek
3177
02:02:11,520 –> 02:02:14,480
as
3178
02:02:12,560 –> 02:02:17,679
the necromancer
3179
02:02:14,480 –> 02:02:20,400
fades to dust
3180
02:02:17,679 –> 02:02:20,400
on the wind
3181
02:02:22,080 –> 02:02:28,599
and that is where we shall pause our
3182
02:02:24,800 –> 02:02:28,599
tail for now
3183
02:02:33,760 –> 02:02:37,599
hey everyone this is your sometimes
3184
02:02:35,599 –> 02:02:40,000
benevolent often malevolent dungeon
3185
02:02:37,599 –> 02:02:42,239
master jordan roman checking in at the
3186
02:02:40,000 –> 02:02:44,239
end to thank you all so so much for
3187
02:02:42,239 –> 02:02:45,679
listening this episode was a lot of fun
3188
02:02:44,239 –> 02:02:48,960
and we look forward to seeing the
3189
02:02:45,679 –> 02:02:50,480
conclusion of this fight and the arc in
3190
02:02:48,960 –> 02:02:51,840
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3191
02:02:50,480 –> 02:02:53,199
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3192
02:02:51,840 –> 02:02:55,520
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3193
02:02:53,199 –> 02:02:57,440
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3194
02:02:55,520 –> 02:03:00,320
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3197
02:03:03,760 –> 02:03:09,199
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3198
02:03:07,280 –> 02:03:11,679
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3199
02:03:09,199 –> 02:03:14,480
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3200
02:03:11,679 –> 02:03:16,159
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3201
02:03:14,480 –> 02:03:18,239
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3202
02:03:16,159 –> 02:03:21,639
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3203
02:03:18,239 –> 02:03:23,360
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02:03:21,639 –> 02:03:24,880
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3205
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3206
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3207
02:03:26,719 –> 02:03:34,239
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3209
02:03:34,239 –> 02:03:37,599
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3210
02:03:36,080 –> 02:03:39,360
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02:03:37,599 –> 02:03:41,440
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3212
02:03:39,360 –> 02:03:44,080
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3217
02:03:52,639 –> 02:03:55,280
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3218
02:03:53,840 –> 02:03:58,800
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02:03:58,800 –> 02:04:04,639
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3221
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3222
02:04:04,639 –> 02:04:07,679
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02:04:06,239 –> 02:04:09,040
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3225
02:04:09,040 –> 02:04:13,840
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3226
02:04:10,960 –> 02:04:15,679
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02:04:13,840 –> 02:04:17,440
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3228
02:04:15,679 –> 02:04:19,119
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3229
02:04:17,440 –> 02:04:19,920
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3230
02:04:19,119 –> 02:04:22,000
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3231
02:04:19,920 –> 02:04:23,360
we’ll figure that one out and we even
3232
02:04:22,000 –> 02:04:25,040
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3233
02:04:23,360 –> 02:04:26,320
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3234
02:04:25,040 –> 02:04:28,239
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3235
02:04:26,320 –> 02:04:30,000
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3236
02:04:28,239 –> 02:04:31,679
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3237
02:04:30,000 –> 02:04:32,800
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3238
02:04:31,679 –> 02:04:34,639
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02:04:32,800 –> 02:04:37,639
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3240
02:04:34,639 –> 02:04:37,639
bye
3241
02:04:51,679 –> 02:04:55,040
this sucks
3242
02:04:53,280 –> 02:04:57,199
what is wrong betty
3243
02:04:55,040 –> 02:04:59,599
i’m trying to figure out a new dessert
3244
02:04:57,199 –> 02:05:02,079
option for the menu apparently people
3245
02:04:59,599 –> 02:05:04,239
don’t like dark chocolate anchovy grill
3246
02:05:02,079 –> 02:05:06,239
parfait
3247
02:05:04,239 –> 02:05:08,079
it is interesting issue have you
3248
02:05:06,239 –> 02:05:11,360
considered searching outside of our
3249
02:05:08,079 –> 02:05:15,360
sales perhaps might have it recommend
3250
02:05:11,360 –> 02:05:15,360
just cheesecakes by tina ross
3251
02:05:15,760 –> 02:05:19,520
who that
3252
02:05:16,960 –> 02:05:21,679
why just cheesecake by tino rose is
3253
02:05:19,520 –> 02:05:24,320
local bakery that specializes in
3254
02:05:21,679 –> 02:05:25,920
cheesecake found in southern charlotte
3255
02:05:24,320 –> 02:05:28,880
north carolina
3256
02:05:25,920 –> 02:05:31,599
as the name implies they make cheesecake
3257
02:05:28,880 –> 02:05:34,000
is that all i mean hell i can do that
3258
02:05:31,599 –> 02:05:35,040
oh betty you misunderstand they make so
3259
02:05:34,000 –> 02:05:37,599
many
3260
02:05:35,040 –> 02:05:40,159
they have regular cheesecake they have
3261
02:05:37,599 –> 02:05:43,760
cupcake cheesecake they have so many
3262
02:05:40,159 –> 02:05:46,320
amazing options for you to choose from
3263
02:05:43,760 –> 02:05:50,079
interesting where can i find them you
3264
02:05:46,320 –> 02:05:52,800
can find them on facebook.com at just
3265
02:05:50,079 –> 02:05:55,119
cheesecakes by tina ross there they have
3266
02:05:52,800 –> 02:05:57,280
all sorts of pictures of all the
3267
02:05:55,119 –> 02:05:58,800
different cheesecake that they make and
3268
02:05:57,280 –> 02:06:00,960
when you’re ready to order you can
3269
02:05:58,800 –> 02:06:02,560
contact them there
3270
02:06:00,960 –> 02:06:03,599
sounds good i guess i’ll give that a
3271
02:06:02,560 –> 02:06:06,800
shot
3272
02:06:03,599 –> 02:06:09,760
remember betty it’s just cheesecakes by
3273
02:06:06,800 –> 02:06:09,760
tina rose
3274
02:06:10,239 –> 02:06:12,880
all right was
3275
02:06:11,599 –> 02:06:14,840
there anything else you guys wanted to
3276
02:06:12,880 –> 02:06:18,000
do that was it
3277
02:06:14,840 –> 02:06:18,000
cool cry
3278
02:06:19,199 –> 02:06:22,239
do that [ __ ] off
3279
02:06:20,960 –> 02:06:23,760
i just wanted to rip everyone’s heart
3280
02:06:22,239 –> 02:06:25,280
strings out that’s okay
3281
02:06:23,760 –> 02:06:26,880
before i rip your literal heart strings
3282
02:06:25,280 –> 02:06:28,639
out all right we can we can get to us
3283
02:06:26,880 –> 02:06:30,960
murdering each other now
3284
02:06:28,639 –> 02:06:32,480
okay cool
3285
02:06:30,960 –> 02:06:34,320
how much damage would we have to do to
3286
02:06:32,480 –> 02:06:35,360
the army of the undead to like get rid
3287
02:06:34,320 –> 02:06:37,040
of them
3288
02:06:35,360 –> 02:06:38,960
it’s a fantastic question i wish i would
3289
02:06:37,040 –> 02:06:41,119
tell you that i have another question
3290
02:06:38,960 –> 02:06:43,440
how do you plan on having ground zombies
3291
02:06:41,119 –> 02:06:45,690
hit us in the sky jordan
3292
02:06:43,440 –> 02:06:48,800
uh they’ll throw [ __ ] at ya
3293
02:06:45,690 –> 02:06:50,079
[Laughter]
3294
02:06:48,800 –> 02:06:51,440
for anyone listening at home i don’t
3295
02:06:50,079 –> 02:06:52,800
know if they took that out or not but
3296
02:06:51,440 –> 02:06:54,340
there was a legitimate pause of jordan
3297
02:06:52,800 –> 02:06:57,040
going ah [ __ ] the sky
3298
02:06:54,340 –> 02:06:58,719
[Laughter]
3299
02:06:57,040 –> 02:07:00,880
yeah no you don’t get to just escape
3300
02:06:58,719 –> 02:07:03,440
that because you’re flying no [ __ ] you
3301
02:07:00,880 –> 02:07:05,040
what no that’s [ __ ]
3302
02:07:03,440 –> 02:07:06,560
you’re [ __ ]
3303
02:07:05,040 –> 02:07:08,079
yeah we are [ __ ] you’re hitting
3304
02:07:06,560 –> 02:07:09,840
those with [ _ ] so we got a [ _ ]
3305
02:07:08,079 –> 02:07:10,560
back we’re flying we can’t [ __ ] reach
3306
02:07:09,840 –> 02:07:12,079
us
3307
02:07:10,560 –> 02:07:14,000
that’s why i said they’re throwing [ __ ]
3308
02:07:12,079 –> 02:07:15,280
on the dm eat my ass
3309
02:07:14,000 –> 02:07:17,119
i did i thought you were just making a
3310
02:07:15,280 –> 02:07:18,719
call back to my shenanigans of like how
3311
02:07:17,119 –> 02:07:20,560
are you supposed to get out of this race
3312
02:07:18,719 –> 02:07:23,840
without using this i was like the
3313
02:07:20,560 –> 02:07:23,840
things are gonna throw [ __ ] at you
3314
02:07:24,639 –> 02:07:28,719
oh my god we only have one healing
3315
02:07:25,920 –> 02:07:28,719
cannon god damn it
3316
02:07:29,840 –> 02:07:34,960
why do you drool so bad andrew
3317
02:07:32,960 –> 02:07:38,960
i
3318
02:07:34,960 –> 02:07:40,159
i am not in control of my dice
3319
02:07:38,960 –> 02:07:41,440
prayed to bahama you should have prayed
3320
02:07:40,159 –> 02:07:44,480
to the dice gods
3321
02:07:41,440 –> 02:07:46,000
it’s even better than it was the cleric
3322
02:07:44,480 –> 02:07:47,920
he didn’t tell what the role was for i
3323
02:07:46,000 –> 02:07:49,679
couldn’t use my inspiration
3324
02:07:47,920 –> 02:07:50,480
did you really want to use it for this
3325
02:07:49,679 –> 02:07:51,360
no
3326
02:07:50,480 –> 02:07:54,360
no
3327
02:07:51,360 –> 02:07:54,360
exactly
3328
02:07:54,560 –> 02:08:02,360
as modi is known as mo daying as modi is
3329
02:07:57,360 –> 02:08:02,360
no asmo day has known
3330
02:08:03,740 –> 02:08:14,639
[Laughter]
3331
02:08:11,679 –> 02:08:16,570
is trying to make trouble do you see
3332
02:08:14,639 –> 02:08:20,960
asmodeus
3333
02:08:16,570 –> 02:08:24,159
[Laughter]
3334
02:08:20,960 –> 02:08:26,290
i need your help i can’t make asmodius
3335
02:08:24,159 –> 02:08:29,350
go away without you
3336
02:08:26,290 –> 02:08:29,350
[Music]
3337
02:08:29,599 –> 02:08:33,920
never in my wildest dreams
3338
02:08:32,159 –> 02:08:35,119
did i think
3339
02:08:33,920 –> 02:08:36,560
we’d make
3340
02:08:35,119 –> 02:08:39,920
not one
3341
02:08:36,560 –> 02:08:42,880
but two dora the explorer jokes in this
3342
02:08:39,920 –> 02:08:44,719
podcast i just had right i sound like i
3343
02:08:42,880 –> 02:08:47,840
just realized how perfect katie’s voice
3344
02:08:44,719 –> 02:08:51,440
is for dora and it it
3345
02:08:47,840 –> 02:08:53,170
so much oh my god
3346
02:08:51,440 –> 02:08:56,719
katie you have to learn spanish
3347
02:08:53,170 –> 02:08:58,800
[Laughter]
3348
02:08:56,719 –> 02:09:01,280
it’s the only way
3349
02:08:58,800 –> 02:09:01,280
faith
3350
02:09:02,159 –> 02:09:06,239
oh my god okay i need a minute because i
3351
02:09:04,800 –> 02:09:07,540
just had raspberry tea come out my nose
3352
02:09:06,239 –> 02:09:09,920
and that hurt
3353
02:09:07,540 –> 02:09:13,760
[Laughter]
3354
02:09:09,920 –> 02:09:15,599
can you hand me the sword la espada
3355
02:09:13,760 –> 02:09:17,599
shut up
3356
02:09:15,599 –> 02:09:19,360
okay
3357
02:09:17,599 –> 02:09:20,800
yeah you know you feel bad don’t you
3358
02:09:19,360 –> 02:09:22,480
[ __ ]
3359
02:09:20,800 –> 02:09:25,840
i mean he’s gonna make a deal dutch joke
3360
02:09:22,480 –> 02:09:25,840
too and that really like
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