Episode 38: The Death of Bookworm

The time for the epic encounter between the Agents and the necromancer has finally come. Will our heroes be able to stop this undead foe from spreading rot and destruction outside of the Forest of Lost Giants, and if they can, at what cost?

1
00:00:00,750 –> 00:00:10,080
[Music]

2
00:00:17,940 –> 00:00:22,679
[Music]

3
00:00:27,680 –> 00:00:34,160
hello everyone and welcome back to

4
00:00:31,119 –> 00:00:37,040
agents of damned our let’s play d d

5
00:00:34,160 –> 00:00:39,600
podcast featuring myself your sometimes

6
00:00:37,040 –> 00:00:43,040
benevolent often malevolent dungeon

7
00:00:39,600 –> 00:00:46,079
master jordan roman and as always i am

8
00:00:43,040 –> 00:00:49,920
joined by my fellow players

9
00:00:46,079 –> 00:00:51,760
hi guys i’m katie and i play safe

10
00:00:49,920 –> 00:00:53,440
hey everyone i’m christina and i play

11
00:00:51,760 –> 00:00:55,760
wintera

12
00:00:53,440 –> 00:00:58,480
and i’m drew mclean and by the canonical

13
00:00:55,760 –> 00:01:01,280
coziness of bahamut’s couch

14
00:00:58,480 –> 00:01:02,719
i play the good dr arlo aegon

15
00:01:01,280 –> 00:01:04,479
speaking of cozy couches i may be

16
00:01:02,719 –> 00:01:05,840
sleeping on mine tonight

17
00:01:04,479 –> 00:01:08,159
what’d you do

18
00:01:05,840 –> 00:01:10,240
it’s not what i did it’s what i’m about

19
00:01:08,159 –> 00:01:12,720
to do uh my wife is threatening me if i

20
00:01:10,240 –> 00:01:14,320
kill any of y’all well i just don’t

21
00:01:12,720 –> 00:01:16,080
don’t justin don’t do that yeah you

22
00:01:14,320 –> 00:01:16,960
could just not kill us that’s perfectly

23
00:01:16,080 –> 00:01:20,640
fine

24
00:01:16,960 –> 00:01:23,119
oh but but guys here’s the thing

25
00:01:20,640 –> 00:01:27,159
i told you i was coming for blood

26
00:01:23,119 –> 00:01:27,159
and i meant it

27
00:01:27,600 –> 00:01:32,240
i’m seeing death saving throws by the

28
00:01:29,759 –> 00:01:33,520
end of this day god damn it

29
00:01:32,240 –> 00:01:34,640
i thought you said you were coming for

30
00:01:33,520 –> 00:01:36,640
bud

31
00:01:34,640 –> 00:01:38,880
i know i already got my booze and i’m

32
00:01:36,640 –> 00:01:41,280
already at least a little tipsy which

33
00:01:38,880 –> 00:01:42,079
means i have no chill right now oh my

34
00:01:41,280 –> 00:01:43,920
god

35
00:01:42,079 –> 00:01:46,000
i thought you meant like like air bud

36
00:01:43,920 –> 00:01:49,119
the popular movie with the golden

37
00:01:46,000 –> 00:01:49,119
retriever that play sports

38
00:01:49,360 –> 00:01:52,399
so recap yep

39
00:01:53,040 –> 00:01:58,960
last time the agents celebrated their

40
00:01:55,600 –> 00:02:01,280
victory against sasawa and avas however

41
00:01:58,960 –> 00:02:03,119
the joyous mood was short-lived as they

42
00:02:01,280 –> 00:02:05,759
quickly made their way back to the

43
00:02:03,119 –> 00:02:08,399
midnight woods and silvery moon to make

44
00:02:05,759 –> 00:02:10,640
preparations for the fight to come

45
00:02:08,399 –> 00:02:12,319
after speaking with holly the agents

46
00:02:10,640 –> 00:02:14,560
learned that the true nature of the

47
00:02:12,319 –> 00:02:17,760
blessing of the fae was the power to

48
00:02:14,560 –> 00:02:19,840
destroy magic and that arlo and wintero

49
00:02:17,760 –> 00:02:22,160
would be best suited to defeat the

50
00:02:19,840 –> 00:02:25,120
finger of death while saith bookworm

51
00:02:22,160 –> 00:02:27,120
handled the necromancer

52
00:02:25,120 –> 00:02:29,120
hoping to take advantage of the deal

53
00:02:27,120 –> 00:02:31,200
when terra made with the fey wild holly

54
00:02:29,120 –> 00:02:32,239
went to gather reinforcements on their

55
00:02:31,200 –> 00:02:34,080
behalf

56
00:02:32,239 –> 00:02:36,080
back in silvery moon they enlisted the

57
00:02:34,080 –> 00:02:38,080
aid of granifor to fight off the

58
00:02:36,080 –> 00:02:40,080
animated finger of death

59
00:02:38,080 –> 00:02:42,879
sibo was also sent off to build an

60
00:02:40,080 –> 00:02:44,480
artillery to aid the agents in the fight

61
00:02:42,879 –> 00:02:46,800
as they returned to the midnight woods

62
00:02:44,480 –> 00:02:48,959
to enjoy a meal with the dark knights

63
00:02:46,800 –> 00:02:50,879
quintera’s family reassured her that

64
00:02:48,959 –> 00:02:54,160
they’d be joining them in the fight to

65
00:02:50,879 –> 00:02:55,440
protect their home

66
00:02:54,160 –> 00:03:00,519
and thus

67
00:02:55,440 –> 00:03:00,519
we resume our tale

68
00:03:04,800 –> 00:03:08,000
real quick before we get too too far

69
00:03:06,640 –> 00:03:09,440
into this one did you guys have anything

70
00:03:08,000 –> 00:03:10,319
that you wanted to do

71
00:03:09,440 –> 00:03:12,560
like

72
00:03:10,319 –> 00:03:14,239
in that night prior or am i good to just

73
00:03:12,560 –> 00:03:15,440
like cut ahead

74
00:03:14,239 –> 00:03:16,800
no i actually did have something i

75
00:03:15,440 –> 00:03:18,640
wanted to do but i also don’t know if

76
00:03:16,800 –> 00:03:21,040
anyone else also did

77
00:03:18,640 –> 00:03:22,720
um i mean i’m all good i think like i

78
00:03:21,040 –> 00:03:23,760
addressed my thing in like the after

79
00:03:22,720 –> 00:03:25,280
show and you’re like no you can’t do

80
00:03:23,760 –> 00:03:27,920
that and i was like yeah that’s fair

81
00:03:25,280 –> 00:03:28,720
yeah no i’m good too i’m fine

82
00:03:27,920 –> 00:03:30,080
so

83
00:03:28,720 –> 00:03:31,760
wintera

84
00:03:30,080 –> 00:03:34,159
sort of separates off from everyone from

85
00:03:31,760 –> 00:03:35,840
the hug and she

86
00:03:34,159 –> 00:03:37,280
looks over at her dad and she’s just

87
00:03:35,840 –> 00:03:40,159
like

88
00:03:37,280 –> 00:03:43,519
hey dad do you mind getting me some tea

89
00:03:40,159 –> 00:03:44,959
it always tastes better when you make it

90
00:03:43,519 –> 00:03:47,840
oh um

91
00:03:44,959 –> 00:03:49,200
yeah of course

92
00:03:47,840 –> 00:03:52,000
give me one moment it’ll just take a

93
00:03:49,200 –> 00:03:54,159
little bit and he wanders off

94
00:03:52,000 –> 00:03:55,439
you can tell he’s hanging off towards

95
00:03:54,159 –> 00:03:57,519
his little uh

96
00:03:55,439 –> 00:03:59,519
beekeeping area to get some fresh honey

97
00:03:57,519 –> 00:04:01,680
because he can kind of tell you you need

98
00:03:59,519 –> 00:04:04,239
the good stuff right now as he’s walking

99
00:04:01,680 –> 00:04:05,760
away as soon as he’s out of like earshot

100
00:04:04,239 –> 00:04:06,879
in drew it because she’s testing

101
00:04:05,760 –> 00:04:09,680
something

102
00:04:06,879 –> 00:04:11,760
she says mostly to bookworm

103
00:04:09,680 –> 00:04:14,000
he’s gonna come back with mint tea even

104
00:04:11,760 –> 00:04:16,079
though it’s not my favorite but it is

105
00:04:14,000 –> 00:04:17,680
when he makes it

106
00:04:16,079 –> 00:04:19,440
and she’s waiting to see if arlo and

107
00:04:17,680 –> 00:04:21,840
saith also heard that

108
00:04:19,440 –> 00:04:23,680
oh wait how did you say it

109
00:04:21,840 –> 00:04:25,520
i just said it in druidic

110
00:04:23,680 –> 00:04:27,600
oh did i hear that i don’t know i speak

111
00:04:25,520 –> 00:04:29,120
critic now oh it’s not that you speak

112
00:04:27,600 –> 00:04:30,320
druidic

113
00:04:29,120 –> 00:04:32,320
oh okay

114
00:04:30,320 –> 00:04:35,680
hmm this is interesting i hadn’t

115
00:04:32,320 –> 00:04:36,560
considered this possibility

116
00:04:35,680 –> 00:04:38,400
i

117
00:04:36,560 –> 00:04:41,840
will say

118
00:04:38,400 –> 00:04:44,000
in this instance

119
00:04:41,840 –> 00:04:46,720
you guys pick up on that

120
00:04:44,000 –> 00:04:48,240
do we catch that it was sudden druidic

121
00:04:46,720 –> 00:04:50,479
yes you do

122
00:04:48,240 –> 00:04:53,280
it the way that it kind of works in this

123
00:04:50,479 –> 00:04:55,759
instance is you guys hear it

124
00:04:53,280 –> 00:04:58,560
and then you sort of hear like a second

125
00:04:55,759 –> 00:05:01,440
voice in your head that like says it in

126
00:04:58,560 –> 00:05:03,919
a language that you can understand

127
00:05:01,440 –> 00:05:05,520
gotcha can i say that like because of my

128
00:05:03,919 –> 00:05:06,960
poor imagination i always imagine

129
00:05:05,520 –> 00:05:09,199
druidic is like

130
00:05:06,960 –> 00:05:10,639
druids saying the word leaf at each

131
00:05:09,199 –> 00:05:12,639
other in different inclinations but

132
00:05:10,639 –> 00:05:14,560
because they just like understand nature

133
00:05:12,639 –> 00:05:17,199
so good they just understand it there’s

134
00:05:14,560 –> 00:05:19,919
like leaf leaf leaf leafy

135
00:05:17,199 –> 00:05:21,360
specifically that is what you hear oh my

136
00:05:19,919 –> 00:05:23,919
goodness

137
00:05:21,360 –> 00:05:25,600
safe here’s actual druidic you just hear

138
00:05:23,919 –> 00:05:27,919
her say leaf

139
00:05:25,600 –> 00:05:29,199
but you understand he’s bringing mint

140
00:05:27,919 –> 00:05:30,720
tea

141
00:05:29,199 –> 00:05:32,479
huh

142
00:05:30,720 –> 00:05:34,080
quintera

143
00:05:32,479 –> 00:05:36,080
yeah

144
00:05:34,080 –> 00:05:37,600
um

145
00:05:36,080 –> 00:05:38,880
did you hear

146
00:05:37,600 –> 00:05:40,800
yeah

147
00:05:38,880 –> 00:05:43,039
you heard her too

148
00:05:40,800 –> 00:05:46,560
yeah i think i i think i can understand

149
00:05:43,039 –> 00:05:49,039
your like secret druid leaf language now

150
00:05:46,560 –> 00:05:50,400
well that answers a question i had

151
00:05:49,039 –> 00:05:51,919
i mean i still have questions about it

152
00:05:50,400 –> 00:05:55,199
like how do you guys understand like

153
00:05:51,919 –> 00:05:56,800
what intonation of leaf means what word

154
00:05:55,199 –> 00:05:58,880
irwin looks at you and says i have asked

155
00:05:56,800 –> 00:06:00,720
her the same thing so many times and i

156
00:05:58,880 –> 00:06:01,919
have never gotten a straight answer she

157
00:06:00,720 –> 00:06:04,560
chucks it wrong

158
00:06:01,919 –> 00:06:04,560
immediately

159
00:06:04,639 –> 00:06:09,440
two opposite reactions like she checks a

160
00:06:06,800 –> 00:06:12,319
rock i i go for a full high five

161
00:06:09,440 –> 00:06:14,080
he slaps the rock away and and somehow

162
00:06:12,319 –> 00:06:15,360
catches the high five

163
00:06:14,080 –> 00:06:17,520
hell yeah

164
00:06:15,360 –> 00:06:18,960
it doesn’t add up and he’s confused

165
00:06:17,520 –> 00:06:20,400
[Laughter]

166
00:06:18,960 –> 00:06:21,759
like he didn’t mean to high-five you he

167
00:06:20,400 –> 00:06:23,440
was swagging the rock and just you

168
00:06:21,759 –> 00:06:25,360
happen to be there

169
00:06:23,440 –> 00:06:27,759
safe is just like i well yeah this is

170
00:06:25,360 –> 00:06:29,440
this is on par for him yep

171
00:06:27,759 –> 00:06:30,240
oh my gosh

172
00:06:29,440 –> 00:06:32,840
so

173
00:06:30,240 –> 00:06:35,759
she sort of settles down

174
00:06:32,840 –> 00:06:37,680
and gives her brother a little bit of

175
00:06:35,759 –> 00:06:39,120
space so that she’s not completely

176
00:06:37,680 –> 00:06:41,039
ragging on him even though that’s

177
00:06:39,120 –> 00:06:42,720
absolutely what she wants to be doing

178
00:06:41,039 –> 00:06:43,919
right now to irwin

179
00:06:42,720 –> 00:06:46,400
and

180
00:06:43,919 –> 00:06:47,360
she has a quick moment of thought and

181
00:06:46,400 –> 00:06:50,080
she’s like

182
00:06:47,360 –> 00:06:51,360
oliver i haven’t gotten to show you yet

183
00:06:50,080 –> 00:06:52,880
do you remember

184
00:06:51,360 –> 00:06:53,919
do you remember the toy we used to play

185
00:06:52,880 –> 00:06:55,360
with

186
00:06:53,919 –> 00:06:56,479
and she pulls out the glock and spiel

187
00:06:55,360 –> 00:06:58,070
from her bag

188
00:06:56,479 –> 00:07:00,400
oh my god

189
00:06:58,070 –> 00:07:02,639
[Music]

190
00:07:00,400 –> 00:07:04,080
i love it

191
00:07:02,639 –> 00:07:06,000
don’t make me second guess killing you

192
00:07:04,080 –> 00:07:07,680
guys it’s not happening quick christine

193
00:07:06,000 –> 00:07:09,759
to do more sweet things

194
00:07:07,680 –> 00:07:11,199
oh yeah

195
00:07:09,759 –> 00:07:14,479
you remember we used to play it every

196
00:07:11,199 –> 00:07:16,560
night before bed i’ve kept it with me

197
00:07:14,479 –> 00:07:18,800
well you used to play it i was never

198
00:07:16,560 –> 00:07:21,520
that good at it you were great at it

199
00:07:18,800 –> 00:07:24,560
oliver way better than i was

200
00:07:21,520 –> 00:07:24,560
you no he was not

201
00:07:24,800 –> 00:07:27,759
again

202
00:07:25,680 –> 00:07:30,560
you know talking up a little kid

203
00:07:27,759 –> 00:07:33,759
deception check deception

204
00:07:30,560 –> 00:07:34,510
deception check deception check

205
00:07:33,759 –> 00:07:37,360
no

206
00:07:34,510 –> 00:07:38,880
[Laughter]

207
00:07:37,360 –> 00:07:39,840
if you get an advantage on backwards

208
00:07:38,880 –> 00:07:41,520
chair she doesn’t need to make a

209
00:07:39,840 –> 00:07:42,479
deception check

210
00:07:41,520 –> 00:07:43,759
valid

211
00:07:42,479 –> 00:07:45,680
valid

212
00:07:43,759 –> 00:07:47,440
do you want to play again

213
00:07:45,680 –> 00:07:50,080
i am

214
00:07:47,440 –> 00:07:51,680
i think i’d rather just hear you play

215
00:07:50,080 –> 00:07:55,280
i can do that

216
00:07:51,680 –> 00:07:57,919
and she kind of like plinks on it and

217
00:07:55,280 –> 00:08:00,940
you kind of hear the tune of what is the

218
00:07:57,919 –> 00:08:03,039
intro for winter’s theme uh the little

219
00:08:00,940 –> 00:08:04,639
[Music]

220
00:08:03,039 –> 00:08:06,400
doo doo doo doo

221
00:08:04,639 –> 00:08:08,400
god damn it that’s so good

222
00:08:06,400 –> 00:08:10,639
it’s almost like i like planned it that

223
00:08:08,400 –> 00:08:12,080
way when i made the song

224
00:08:10,639 –> 00:08:13,440
nah that’s that’s too smart for you i

225
00:08:12,080 –> 00:08:14,479
don’t give you that credit i give it to

226
00:08:13,440 –> 00:08:17,599
christina

227
00:08:14,479 –> 00:08:20,240
hey jordan eat my whole ass

228
00:08:17,599 –> 00:08:20,240
later babe

229
00:08:20,560 –> 00:08:24,080
uh wrote me a performance check i’ll say

230
00:08:22,160 –> 00:08:25,360
with advantage on this one because it’s

231
00:08:24,080 –> 00:08:26,720
a moment

232
00:08:25,360 –> 00:08:27,840
okay

233
00:08:26,720 –> 00:08:32,080
19.

234
00:08:27,840 –> 00:08:34,000
yeah you actually play it perfectly and

235
00:08:32,080 –> 00:08:36,240
everyone kind of starts to just sway

236
00:08:34,000 –> 00:08:41,560
back and forth as they hear

237
00:08:36,240 –> 00:08:41,560
you play this fairly soft melody

238
00:08:42,240 –> 00:08:46,160
tomorrow’s gonna be a lot guys

239
00:08:44,640 –> 00:08:48,800
yeah

240
00:08:46,160 –> 00:08:51,120
more than we’ve ever faced before

241
00:08:48,800 –> 00:08:53,600
it’s a good thing we’ve got each other

242
00:08:51,120 –> 00:08:55,839
we have friends allies

243
00:08:53,600 –> 00:08:57,839
and we’ve got a strategy

244
00:08:55,839 –> 00:09:01,600
we can do this

245
00:08:57,839 –> 00:09:03,680
she looks more at bookworm directly

246
00:09:01,600 –> 00:09:05,519
are you gonna be okay

247
00:09:03,680 –> 00:09:09,839
bookworm

248
00:09:05,519 –> 00:09:09,839
looks at you for a moment

249
00:09:10,399 –> 00:09:13,680
and then

250
00:09:11,920 –> 00:09:15,200
turns away

251
00:09:13,680 –> 00:09:18,560
and sort of

252
00:09:15,200 –> 00:09:21,279
walks away from the group a little bit

253
00:09:18,560 –> 00:09:23,360
do i get the feeling she wants someone

254
00:09:21,279 –> 00:09:25,200
to come talk to her or that she wants to

255
00:09:23,360 –> 00:09:26,800
be alone

256
00:09:25,200 –> 00:09:28,399
role insight

257
00:09:26,800 –> 00:09:32,240
31

258
00:09:28,399 –> 00:09:32,240
you get the feeling that

259
00:09:32,399 –> 00:09:36,720
she thinks she wants to be left alone

260
00:09:35,680 –> 00:09:39,200
but

261
00:09:36,720 –> 00:09:41,120
it’s in that way that a lot of people

262
00:09:39,200 –> 00:09:42,880
just don’t realize they need someone to

263
00:09:41,120 –> 00:09:44,480
talk to

264
00:09:42,880 –> 00:09:46,560
i’ll be right back and she’s gonna

265
00:09:44,480 –> 00:09:49,720
scurry off after bookworm

266
00:09:46,560 –> 00:09:49,720
all right

267
00:09:52,080 –> 00:09:57,680
so you follow after her

268
00:09:54,959 –> 00:10:00,640
she didn’t go like super super far but

269
00:09:57,680 –> 00:10:04,720
she did go far enough away that

270
00:10:00,640 –> 00:10:06,800
even if she were to use her druid wind

271
00:10:04,720 –> 00:10:10,160
or viewer to talk and say i don’t know a

272
00:10:06,800 –> 00:10:11,680
normal volume no one could hear you

273
00:10:10,160 –> 00:10:14,800
but she’s just sort of like leaning

274
00:10:11,680 –> 00:10:16,079
against the outside wall of your cave

275
00:10:14,800 –> 00:10:19,600
just

276
00:10:16,079 –> 00:10:21,680
clutching her own arms tightly

277
00:10:19,600 –> 00:10:23,600
when tara sort of moves so that she can

278
00:10:21,680 –> 00:10:25,040
see her like in case she hadn’t heard

279
00:10:23,600 –> 00:10:26,959
her come up because she knows sometimes

280
00:10:25,040 –> 00:10:30,480
when you’re in that much thought you

281
00:10:26,959 –> 00:10:30,480
don’t realize what’s going on around you

282
00:10:30,839 –> 00:10:34,640
hey

283
00:10:32,640 –> 00:10:37,600
i know that the last couple days have

284
00:10:34,640 –> 00:10:38,640
been a lot

285
00:10:37,600 –> 00:10:41,839
you’ve

286
00:10:38,640 –> 00:10:45,120
probably seen more since

287
00:10:41,839 –> 00:10:45,120
before when you were a kid

288
00:10:45,519 –> 00:10:50,399
it’s okay if you’re not okay

289
00:10:48,399 –> 00:10:52,240
but

290
00:10:50,399 –> 00:10:55,040
if you need to talk i just want you to

291
00:10:52,240 –> 00:10:58,480
know that i’m here

292
00:10:55,040 –> 00:11:01,279
and you feel a breeze

293
00:10:58,480 –> 00:11:03,519
end here

294
00:11:01,279 –> 00:11:03,519
i

295
00:11:03,839 –> 00:11:08,079
i don’t

296
00:11:06,320 –> 00:11:10,880
think i’m going to be going with you

297
00:11:08,079 –> 00:11:10,880
guys tomorrow

298
00:11:11,279 –> 00:11:15,839
that’s

299
00:11:13,040 –> 00:11:15,839
really understandable

300
00:11:15,920 –> 00:11:22,959
are you going back to the base or

301
00:11:20,560 –> 00:11:24,399
are you staying here

302
00:11:22,959 –> 00:11:26,240
you see her

303
00:11:24,399 –> 00:11:27,600
tighten her grip a little bit and she

304
00:11:26,240 –> 00:11:30,240
says

305
00:11:27,600 –> 00:11:31,760
i don’t know

306
00:11:30,240 –> 00:11:34,079
when tara looks really concerned for a

307
00:11:31,760 –> 00:11:34,079
second

308
00:11:34,959 –> 00:11:37,200
but

309
00:11:38,000 –> 00:11:43,519
if you don’t go those places

310
00:11:40,640 –> 00:11:46,240
where would you go

311
00:11:43,519 –> 00:11:46,240
i don’t know

312
00:11:46,640 –> 00:11:50,640
i

313
00:11:48,480 –> 00:11:50,640
i

314
00:11:51,360 –> 00:11:57,440
i know i should go with you guys

315
00:11:54,160 –> 00:12:00,880
you’re only out here because of me

316
00:11:57,440 –> 00:12:03,120
supposed to be helping me do this

317
00:12:00,880 –> 00:12:03,120
but

318
00:12:04,160 –> 00:12:06,399
i’m

319
00:12:06,480 –> 00:12:09,720
i’m scared

320
00:12:10,720 –> 00:12:16,720
i don’t know if i can face it

321
00:12:14,160 –> 00:12:18,880
it’s okay that you’re scared

322
00:12:16,720 –> 00:12:21,680
it’s not

323
00:12:18,880 –> 00:12:21,680
it’s not him

324
00:12:23,040 –> 00:12:26,240
i guess it is but

325
00:12:26,320 –> 00:12:28,959
it’s also

326
00:12:29,120 –> 00:12:32,639
me

327
00:12:30,480 –> 00:12:34,320
you

328
00:12:32,639 –> 00:12:37,200
reason i don’t

329
00:12:34,320 –> 00:12:40,480
show off my magic

330
00:12:37,200 –> 00:12:43,120
it’s not that i think other people will

331
00:12:40,480 –> 00:12:46,079
judge me for it

332
00:12:43,120 –> 00:12:48,079
i know mr orlow and mr yarvon would

333
00:12:46,079 –> 00:12:52,040
understand

334
00:12:48,079 –> 00:12:52,040
at least i think they would

335
00:12:56,079 –> 00:12:59,839
i’ve seen what magic can do

336
00:13:00,000 –> 00:13:03,040
and she

337
00:13:01,120 –> 00:13:07,320
lifts her hand up to her scarf and sort

338
00:13:03,040 –> 00:13:07,320
of grasps it tightly

339
00:13:07,600 –> 00:13:12,000
i’m

340
00:13:09,839 –> 00:13:14,560
i don’t want to accidentally hurt

341
00:13:12,000 –> 00:13:14,560
someone

342
00:13:14,800 –> 00:13:20,720
that’s why i haven’t really used it

343
00:13:18,320 –> 00:13:23,519
when tara is sort of like goes to try to

344
00:13:20,720 –> 00:13:26,399
cover her hands with her own

345
00:13:23,519 –> 00:13:28,800
and it’s like

346
00:13:26,399 –> 00:13:28,800
magic

347
00:13:29,120 –> 00:13:31,360
is

348
00:13:30,240 –> 00:13:33,600
sometimes

349
00:13:31,360 –> 00:13:36,560
a lot and chaotic

350
00:13:33,600 –> 00:13:37,680
and it can hurt people

351
00:13:36,560 –> 00:13:39,680
but

352
00:13:37,680 –> 00:13:42,160
it’s also sometimes

353
00:13:39,680 –> 00:13:44,160
not that sometimes it’s good

354
00:13:42,160 –> 00:13:47,600
and i’ve seen the magic that you do and

355
00:13:44,160 –> 00:13:49,839
i’ve seen that it’s strong and it’s good

356
00:13:47,600 –> 00:13:49,839
i don’t

357
00:13:50,240 –> 00:13:55,040
bookworm i can’t begin to understand

358
00:13:53,279 –> 00:13:56,800
what you’re going through

359
00:13:55,040 –> 00:13:58,399
but

360
00:13:56,800 –> 00:14:00,000
i can

361
00:13:58,399 –> 00:14:03,240
i can relate

362
00:14:00,000 –> 00:14:03,240
i can’t

363
00:14:04,959 –> 00:14:08,800
i’m afraid to do fire magic

364
00:14:09,360 –> 00:14:15,680
because of similar reasons

365
00:14:12,959 –> 00:14:18,079
when that fire hurt everyone

366
00:14:15,680 –> 00:14:20,240
when it hurt oliver

367
00:14:18,079 –> 00:14:20,240
i

368
00:14:21,920 –> 00:14:26,000
i didn’t want to ever hurt anyone like

369
00:14:23,440 –> 00:14:26,000
that either

370
00:14:26,639 –> 00:14:32,880
but now

371
00:14:29,040 –> 00:14:32,880
now he’s a wildfire druid

372
00:14:34,399 –> 00:14:39,600
and

373
00:14:36,079 –> 00:14:39,600
i’m so proud of him

374
00:14:42,000 –> 00:14:47,240
but that doesn’t change how i feel

375
00:14:44,130 –> 00:14:47,240
[Music]

376
00:14:47,760 –> 00:14:50,880
it’s a lot to get over

377
00:14:50,959 –> 00:14:53,199
so

378
00:14:54,639 –> 00:14:59,320
i understand if you don’t want to be

379
00:14:56,320 –> 00:14:59,320
there

380
00:14:59,839 –> 00:15:02,079
but

381
00:15:02,959 –> 00:15:06,000
if you’re gone forever

382
00:15:06,079 –> 00:15:09,760
and she kind of turns away a little bit

383
00:15:11,760 –> 00:15:14,720
i really consider you a good friend

384
00:15:13,279 –> 00:15:16,959
bookworm

385
00:15:14,720 –> 00:15:18,480
it would

386
00:15:16,959 –> 00:15:21,040
i don’t know what i would do if i didn’t

387
00:15:18,480 –> 00:15:23,440
get to see you again

388
00:15:21,040 –> 00:15:26,880
bookworm

389
00:15:23,440 –> 00:15:28,560
looks down at you

390
00:15:26,880 –> 00:15:31,759
with this

391
00:15:28,560 –> 00:15:31,759
sadness in her eyes

392
00:15:32,320 –> 00:15:36,000
and

393
00:15:33,440 –> 00:15:36,000
she says

394
00:15:36,959 –> 00:15:42,480
i

395
00:15:38,720 –> 00:15:44,720
i think of you as a good friend too

396
00:15:42,480 –> 00:15:44,720
i

397
00:15:45,360 –> 00:15:49,199
i really wish i could be more like you

398
00:15:50,079 –> 00:15:54,000
one of the

399
00:15:51,920 –> 00:15:56,120
strongest

400
00:15:54,000 –> 00:15:57,440
bravest people i’ve ever known

401
00:15:56,120 –> 00:15:58,320
[Music]

402
00:15:57,440 –> 00:16:01,759
you

403
00:15:58,320 –> 00:16:01,759
don’t let your fear stop you

404
00:16:02,560 –> 00:16:07,040
that’s

405
00:16:04,399 –> 00:16:07,040
amazing

406
00:16:09,600 –> 00:16:13,680
roll me a persuasion check with

407
00:16:11,440 –> 00:16:15,680
advantage

408
00:16:13,680 –> 00:16:18,800
25

409
00:16:15,680 –> 00:16:21,600
there’s a long pause

410
00:16:18,800 –> 00:16:24,480
and then she says

411
00:16:21,600 –> 00:16:24,480
how do you do it

412
00:16:25,279 –> 00:16:31,600
how do you

413
00:16:27,759 –> 00:16:33,120
face your fears like that

414
00:16:31,600 –> 00:16:34,720
i don’t think there’s a good answer for

415
00:16:33,120 –> 00:16:38,160
that

416
00:16:34,720 –> 00:16:40,160
i think it’s different for everyone

417
00:16:38,160 –> 00:16:41,199
for me

418
00:16:40,160 –> 00:16:44,000
i

419
00:16:41,199 –> 00:16:47,360
was really lucky i had

420
00:16:44,000 –> 00:16:48,399
my mom and dad and erwin

421
00:16:47,360 –> 00:16:50,800
and

422
00:16:48,399 –> 00:16:52,399
together we

423
00:16:50,800 –> 00:16:55,759
just kind of

424
00:16:52,399 –> 00:16:55,759
kept things going here

425
00:16:56,639 –> 00:17:00,320
and it didn’t stop from there

426
00:17:00,639 –> 00:17:05,360
but

427
00:17:02,880 –> 00:17:07,679
i guess

428
00:17:05,360 –> 00:17:07,679
for me

429
00:17:08,160 –> 00:17:13,520
knowing that

430
00:17:10,400 –> 00:17:16,240
i can do things that can make a change

431
00:17:13,520 –> 00:17:16,240
for others

432
00:17:16,559 –> 00:17:20,000
even if it hurts me

433
00:17:18,359 –> 00:17:22,959
[Music]

434
00:17:20,000 –> 00:17:25,120
is how i go forward

435
00:17:22,959 –> 00:17:27,919
bookworm

436
00:17:25,120 –> 00:17:29,840
looks away from you now and up into the

437
00:17:27,919 –> 00:17:32,320
sky

438
00:17:29,840 –> 00:17:34,799
up at the full moon shining brightly

439
00:17:32,320 –> 00:17:35,679
overhead

440
00:17:34,799 –> 00:17:38,160
and

441
00:17:35,679 –> 00:17:38,160
she says

442
00:17:39,520 –> 00:17:42,960
i am

443
00:17:40,559 –> 00:17:46,720
afraid

444
00:17:42,960 –> 00:17:49,260
of what i might do

445
00:17:46,720 –> 00:17:51,760
what might happen if i use my powers

446
00:17:49,260 –> 00:17:54,000
[Music]

447
00:17:51,760 –> 00:17:54,000
but

448
00:17:54,320 –> 00:17:58,160
i think there’s something that scares me

449
00:17:56,160 –> 00:17:59,760
more

450
00:17:58,160 –> 00:18:00,720
when terra sort of steps up next to her

451
00:17:59,760 –> 00:18:03,360
and just

452
00:18:00,720 –> 00:18:04,960
looks at her

453
00:18:03,360 –> 00:18:07,760
i’m

454
00:18:04,960 –> 00:18:11,679
afraid of

455
00:18:07,760 –> 00:18:11,679
what’ll happen if i don’t do anything

456
00:18:12,480 –> 00:18:16,880
what is

457
00:18:14,640 –> 00:18:20,480
what if mr book one keeps suffering as

458
00:18:16,880 –> 00:18:22,880
he is because i didn’t help

459
00:18:20,480 –> 00:18:26,000
what if something happens to

460
00:18:22,880 –> 00:18:28,400
mr arlo or miss saith

461
00:18:26,000 –> 00:18:31,440
your family

462
00:18:28,400 –> 00:18:31,440
she looks back down

463
00:18:32,080 –> 00:18:35,200
anything happens to you

464
00:18:37,919 –> 00:18:42,960
i think that scares me more

465
00:18:40,690 –> 00:18:45,280
[Music]

466
00:18:42,960 –> 00:18:47,120
you need

467
00:18:45,280 –> 00:18:50,640
can you just

468
00:18:47,120 –> 00:18:50,640
stay here with me for a little bit

469
00:18:50,960 –> 00:18:53,440
of course

470
00:18:53,919 –> 00:18:57,360
she

471
00:18:54,960 –> 00:19:00,720
holds on to your hands

472
00:18:57,360 –> 00:19:01,270
gives it a gentle squeeze

473
00:19:00,720 –> 00:19:02,480
thank you

474
00:19:01,270 –> 00:19:04,880
[Music]

475
00:19:02,480 –> 00:19:04,880
always

476
00:19:09,200 –> 00:19:13,840
so you guys awaken

477
00:19:11,600 –> 00:19:15,919
on the morning of

478
00:19:13,840 –> 00:19:17,760
the battle

479
00:19:15,919 –> 00:19:19,679
i assume there is no further

480
00:19:17,760 –> 00:19:20,720
preparations you guys feel the need to

481
00:19:19,679 –> 00:19:23,440
do

482
00:19:20,720 –> 00:19:25,440
correct me if i’m wrong please

483
00:19:23,440 –> 00:19:27,280
arlo takes a small moment to something

484
00:19:25,440 –> 00:19:28,880
that he doesn’t do terribly terribly

485
00:19:27,280 –> 00:19:30,240
often besides like when he’s preparing

486
00:19:28,880 –> 00:19:31,919
his spells

487
00:19:30,240 –> 00:19:33,280
uh and he actually takes some time to

488
00:19:31,919 –> 00:19:34,720
pray to bahamut

489
00:19:33,280 –> 00:19:37,039
oh

490
00:19:34,720 –> 00:19:39,520
do you have a prayer for us

491
00:19:37,039 –> 00:19:41,200
hey there bahamut uh

492
00:19:39,520 –> 00:19:43,039
i know we don’t um

493
00:19:41,200 –> 00:19:44,799
we don’t really get into it and uh and

494
00:19:43,039 –> 00:19:46,640
talk very often

495
00:19:44,799 –> 00:19:48,720
yeah we kind of have that uh sort of an

496
00:19:46,640 –> 00:19:50,720
understanding i do you know what’s right

497
00:19:48,720 –> 00:19:52,880
to the best of my ability and

498
00:19:50,720 –> 00:19:54,559
you keep providing spells thank you for

499
00:19:52,880 –> 00:19:57,600
that thank you very much

500
00:19:54,559 –> 00:20:00,160
i appreciate the spells

501
00:19:57,600 –> 00:20:00,160
i am

502
00:20:00,880 –> 00:20:05,600
right now we’re going into something

503
00:20:02,320 –> 00:20:07,120
rough something dangerous and um

504
00:20:05,600 –> 00:20:09,440
i i

505
00:20:07,120 –> 00:20:10,720
wanted to ask if

506
00:20:09,440 –> 00:20:13,280
if it is all

507
00:20:10,720 –> 00:20:14,480
if it is at all possible or

508
00:20:13,280 –> 00:20:16,960
within your

509
00:20:14,480 –> 00:20:20,080
divine plan if you could

510
00:20:16,960 –> 00:20:22,559
if you could watch over my friends and

511
00:20:20,080 –> 00:20:23,600
make sure that they’re safe

512
00:20:22,559 –> 00:20:26,000
i

513
00:20:23,600 –> 00:20:27,760
i know as a as a cleric you’ve got a

514
00:20:26,000 –> 00:20:29,440
little bit of an extra eye on me and i

515
00:20:27,760 –> 00:20:32,320
would

516
00:20:29,440 –> 00:20:35,039
i would ask that you take that eye to

517
00:20:32,320 –> 00:20:38,000
watch on them instead

518
00:20:35,039 –> 00:20:39,280
whatever that may mean for me

519
00:20:38,000 –> 00:20:40,720
i

520
00:20:39,280 –> 00:20:43,360
i know um

521
00:20:40,720 –> 00:20:44,559
i came in kind of a

522
00:20:43,360 –> 00:20:46,480
odd

523
00:20:44,559 –> 00:20:49,360
circumstances

524
00:20:46,480 –> 00:20:50,799
i know uh you you know what’s uh

525
00:20:49,360 –> 00:20:51,840
you know what’s within my heart i wanted

526
00:20:50,799 –> 00:20:54,480
to be a

527
00:20:51,840 –> 00:20:57,200
a fighter or a barbarian like my parents

528
00:20:54,480 –> 00:20:58,880
or even a hell even uh even a rogue

529
00:20:57,200 –> 00:21:00,880
would have done like my uh

530
00:20:58,880 –> 00:21:03,200
like my snapchat

531
00:21:00,880 –> 00:21:05,520
but um

532
00:21:03,200 –> 00:21:07,679
you know my mom said

533
00:21:05,520 –> 00:21:09,760
you got a good head on your shoulders

534
00:21:07,679 –> 00:21:12,720
you go on the medicine

535
00:21:09,760 –> 00:21:15,120
and so that’s the route i went and

536
00:21:12,720 –> 00:21:17,440
i haven’t really been um

537
00:21:15,120 –> 00:21:19,360
holding up to it quite as much as i as i

538
00:21:17,440 –> 00:21:21,600
should

539
00:21:19,360 –> 00:21:23,600
um

540
00:21:21,600 –> 00:21:25,360
i guess um i guess i’m here to bargain

541
00:21:23,600 –> 00:21:27,520
with you on that one

542
00:21:25,360 –> 00:21:29,600
i know that as a

543
00:21:27,520 –> 00:21:31,679
as a follower of you you want me

544
00:21:29,600 –> 00:21:33,760
out there in battle helping but you also

545
00:21:31,679 –> 00:21:34,799
want me healing

546
00:21:33,760 –> 00:21:38,240
and

547
00:21:34,799 –> 00:21:41,679
that’s what i intend to do if

548
00:21:38,240 –> 00:21:43,600
if you can keep my friends safe

549
00:21:41,679 –> 00:21:44,480
okay now can i ask you to roll religion

550
00:21:43,600 –> 00:21:46,080
yes

551
00:21:44,480 –> 00:21:47,600
okay world religion

552
00:21:46,080 –> 00:21:50,400
ooh now let me see what my religion

553
00:21:47,600 –> 00:21:53,200
score is because i am a cleric it is my

554
00:21:50,400 –> 00:21:55,360
first religion role of the entire

555
00:21:53,200 –> 00:21:58,159
campaign we’re like 30 some odd episodes

556
00:21:55,360 –> 00:21:59,760
in almost 40 episodes and i think no i

557
00:21:58,159 –> 00:22:02,159
think i think you tried doing that

558
00:21:59,760 –> 00:22:04,080
divine intervention thing once before i

559
00:22:02,159 –> 00:22:05,600
think that yeah i have not i don’t have

560
00:22:04,080 –> 00:22:07,200
access to that yet

561
00:22:05,600 –> 00:22:08,559
you you’ve done a prayer before and i’ve

562
00:22:07,200 –> 00:22:10,000
made you roll a religion but you got

563
00:22:08,559 –> 00:22:12,400
nothing for it because you failed it i

564
00:22:10,000 –> 00:22:13,440
did a prayer yeah like not like

565
00:22:12,400 –> 00:22:15,440
but

566
00:22:13,440 –> 00:22:18,000
no this was way better

567
00:22:15,440 –> 00:22:19,919
okay uh that’s an 18

568
00:22:18,000 –> 00:22:22,559
yeah that was way better

569
00:22:19,919 –> 00:22:24,000
you feel

570
00:22:22,559 –> 00:22:27,120
something

571
00:22:24,000 –> 00:22:29,360
it feels like your usual well of magic

572
00:22:27,120 –> 00:22:29,360
but

573
00:22:29,520 –> 00:22:32,480
a little

574
00:22:30,640 –> 00:22:34,400
different

575
00:22:32,480 –> 00:22:36,320
i’m going to also now do something that

576
00:22:34,400 –> 00:22:37,760
has not been done before

577
00:22:36,320 –> 00:22:41,120
you

578
00:22:37,760 –> 00:22:43,679
you get inspiration

579
00:22:41,120 –> 00:22:45,679
are you serious right now jordan

580
00:22:43,679 –> 00:22:48,080
yes because that was really really good

581
00:22:45,679 –> 00:22:50,400
and you rolled well so i’ll reward that

582
00:22:48,080 –> 00:22:52,960
you can have one roll this session that

583
00:22:50,400 –> 00:22:55,360
you decide has advantage nice

584
00:22:52,960 –> 00:22:56,480
that’s awesome that is truly dope but i

585
00:22:55,360 –> 00:22:58,159
am like

586
00:22:56,480 –> 00:22:59,760
it had been so long i was like i guess

587
00:22:58,159 –> 00:23:01,280
we’re just like we don’t do inspiration

588
00:22:59,760 –> 00:23:03,440
in this campaign and i was just gonna

589
00:23:01,280 –> 00:23:05,760
like not ask about it

590
00:23:03,440 –> 00:23:07,679
i truthfully normally don’t but i can’t

591
00:23:05,760 –> 00:23:09,760
think of a better way to reward that so

592
00:23:07,679 –> 00:23:11,600
that’s what i’m going to do don’t expect

593
00:23:09,760 –> 00:23:13,200
this to come up often

594
00:23:11,600 –> 00:23:14,480
fair enough

595
00:23:13,200 –> 00:23:15,679
you know the safe that’s going to pray

596
00:23:14,480 –> 00:23:18,799
to

597
00:23:15,679 –> 00:23:18,799
who’s safe praying to

598
00:23:19,120 –> 00:23:23,440
boris

599
00:23:20,840 –> 00:23:25,280
oh she’s gonna like

600
00:23:23,440 –> 00:23:27,360
take out her book and she’s

601
00:23:25,280 –> 00:23:29,520
you know she’s got his his face drawn in

602
00:23:27,360 –> 00:23:31,360
there and so she’s like looking at her

603
00:23:29,520 –> 00:23:33,039
looking at his face and

604
00:23:31,360 –> 00:23:35,120
she’s got the the ravens tattooed

605
00:23:33,039 –> 00:23:38,400
they’re all the way up her arm and then

606
00:23:35,120 –> 00:23:40,480
she has one that goes over her heart

607
00:23:38,400 –> 00:23:42,880
which is

608
00:23:40,480 –> 00:23:44,480
supposed to symbolize him because his

609
00:23:42,880 –> 00:23:46,799
name was ravenheart

610
00:23:44,480 –> 00:23:46,799
anyway

611
00:23:47,679 –> 00:23:51,760
i know isn’t that cute

612
00:23:49,520 –> 00:23:53,760
so you know she she’s got her hand over

613
00:23:51,760 –> 00:23:56,480
the raven and she’s looking at the book

614
00:23:53,760 –> 00:23:58,559
and she’s just like

615
00:23:56,480 –> 00:24:01,679
i’m not entirely proud of how i’ve

616
00:23:58,559 –> 00:24:01,679
gotten here so far

617
00:24:02,240 –> 00:24:07,039
but i hope

618
00:24:04,400 –> 00:24:10,400
i hope that i can be proud enough of

619
00:24:07,039 –> 00:24:10,400
myself for the both of us

620
00:24:12,080 –> 00:24:17,520
i miss you my old friend

621
00:24:14,080 –> 00:24:19,760
i wish you were here to fight by my side

622
00:24:17,520 –> 00:24:21,679
roll me religion

623
00:24:19,760 –> 00:24:25,120
12

624
00:24:21,679 –> 00:24:25,120
with a 12.

625
00:24:25,760 –> 00:24:30,720
you feel for a brief moment

626
00:24:30,799 –> 00:24:35,600
it feels like

627
00:24:32,400 –> 00:24:37,919
a hand rests on your shoulder

628
00:24:35,600 –> 00:24:40,240
and when you turn to look

629
00:24:37,919 –> 00:24:41,760
there’s nothing

630
00:24:40,240 –> 00:24:44,480
but

631
00:24:41,760 –> 00:24:46,960
it did feel

632
00:24:44,480 –> 00:24:49,600
comforting

633
00:24:46,960 –> 00:24:52,000
you don’t gain any benefits for that one

634
00:24:49,600 –> 00:24:53,919
but you you get that little moment

635
00:24:52,000 –> 00:24:55,679
that’s fair

636
00:24:53,919 –> 00:24:58,240
i do have a quick preparation question

637
00:24:55,679 –> 00:24:59,200
is winter’s mother back yet

638
00:24:58,240 –> 00:25:00,720
no

639
00:24:59,200 –> 00:25:01,679
[ __ ]

640
00:25:00,720 –> 00:25:04,400
okay

641
00:25:01,679 –> 00:25:06,080
hey guys speaking of which roll me

642
00:25:04,400 –> 00:25:07,440
history checks real quick god damn it

643
00:25:06,080 –> 00:25:11,279
the time passes differently in the faye

644
00:25:07,440 –> 00:25:13,679
wise oops never mind you got it

645
00:25:11,279 –> 00:25:15,600
how did you forget that

646
00:25:13,679 –> 00:25:18,480
the thought crossed my mind

647
00:25:15,600 –> 00:25:20,400
sometime in the last two weeks and then

648
00:25:18,480 –> 00:25:22,000
i was like well i mean there was also

649
00:25:20,400 –> 00:25:23,919
that other time that we came back and it

650
00:25:22,000 –> 00:25:27,520
was like two hours later so

651
00:25:23,919 –> 00:25:29,919
yeah so it’s random and you have no clue

652
00:25:27,520 –> 00:25:32,320
how many things can we do like leading

653
00:25:29,919 –> 00:25:34,640
up into the battle like as far as our

654
00:25:32,320 –> 00:25:37,120
fighting things

655
00:25:34,640 –> 00:25:38,880
enough that we can still have the fight

656
00:25:37,120 –> 00:25:40,960
this episode

657
00:25:38,880 –> 00:25:42,799
can we buff the [ __ ] out of graniform

658
00:25:40,960 –> 00:25:44,159
then send him in first and then like

659
00:25:42,799 –> 00:25:45,360
meet after him

660
00:25:44,159 –> 00:25:47,600
well that was kind of what i was

661
00:25:45,360 –> 00:25:50,720
implying was more like how many things

662
00:25:47,600 –> 00:25:53,200
can like we do like can can the shifter

663
00:25:50,720 –> 00:25:54,000
shift can we do certain summons can we

664
00:25:53,200 –> 00:25:55,919
do

665
00:25:54,000 –> 00:25:57,360
before we get to certain places or like

666
00:25:55,919 –> 00:25:58,640
once we’re at a certain distance from

667
00:25:57,360 –> 00:26:00,640
the location are we allowed to do

668
00:25:58,640 –> 00:26:02,080
certain things or at that point would be

669
00:26:00,640 –> 00:26:02,960
an initiative

670
00:26:02,080 –> 00:26:05,919
what i

671
00:26:02,960 –> 00:26:07,840
will say is you guys can head over to

672
00:26:05,919 –> 00:26:09,360
the undisclosed area where the fight is

673
00:26:07,840 –> 00:26:11,360
happening because y’all never tried to

674
00:26:09,360 –> 00:26:13,360
like establish a set area so we’re just

675
00:26:11,360 –> 00:26:15,039
gonna sort of monster x mock into this

676
00:26:13,360 –> 00:26:16,320
[ __ ]

677
00:26:15,039 –> 00:26:17,440
if you guys are just gonna be hanging

678
00:26:16,320 –> 00:26:19,440
over there

679
00:26:17,440 –> 00:26:22,640
before the battle i’ll say you guys can

680
00:26:19,440 –> 00:26:26,640
do like one thing each

681
00:26:22,640 –> 00:26:28,720
and then i’ll start narrating the battle

682
00:26:26,640 –> 00:26:31,200
that sound fair

683
00:26:28,720 –> 00:26:33,679
yeah that sounds fair

684
00:26:31,200 –> 00:26:36,240
again i’m a in favor of plan like

685
00:26:33,679 –> 00:26:38,159
granifor goes in first so we use our one

686
00:26:36,240 –> 00:26:40,480
thing to like buff the shadow for so we

687
00:26:38,159 –> 00:26:42,480
can do max damage because he’s

688
00:26:40,480 –> 00:26:45,679
our biggest big gun

689
00:26:42,480 –> 00:26:48,000
and so if he can do even more big gun

690
00:26:45,679 –> 00:26:49,440
then that’s um that’s good for us

691
00:26:48,000 –> 00:26:51,120
remember though for each of these guys

692
00:26:49,440 –> 00:26:54,400
we are we ourselves are doing our

693
00:26:51,120 –> 00:26:55,840
reaction on our turns to get them to act

694
00:26:54,400 –> 00:26:57,919
i will also

695
00:26:55,840 –> 00:27:00,320
be uncharacteristically nice on this one

696
00:26:57,919 –> 00:27:01,760
and toss out there there are some other

697
00:27:00,320 –> 00:27:03,520
factors in this fight i have not told

698
00:27:01,760 –> 00:27:04,320
you guys about yet

699
00:27:03,520 –> 00:27:07,200
oh

700
00:27:04,320 –> 00:27:10,159
so so so some things might change in

701
00:27:07,200 –> 00:27:11,919
whatever your plan is so don’t

702
00:27:10,159 –> 00:27:13,679
don’t don’t bet it all on black is all

703
00:27:11,919 –> 00:27:14,480
i’m saying

704
00:27:13,679 –> 00:27:16,080
oh

705
00:27:14,480 –> 00:27:17,919
boy

706
00:27:16,080 –> 00:27:19,440
all right so you guys heading over i

707
00:27:17,919 –> 00:27:21,679
assume we probably need to go collect

708
00:27:19,440 –> 00:27:23,679
the granifor first and the sibo are they

709
00:27:21,679 –> 00:27:24,880
meeting us there they’re making you guys

710
00:27:23,679 –> 00:27:26,880
there okay

711
00:27:24,880 –> 00:27:30,320
then the greater foreign the seba the

712
00:27:26,880 –> 00:27:32,960
greater and the sibo

713
00:27:30,320 –> 00:27:35,200
yeah we um

714
00:27:32,960 –> 00:27:36,880
i think i think everyone will head over

715
00:27:35,200 –> 00:27:40,080
do you need us to do any kind of weird

716
00:27:36,880 –> 00:27:42,480
reaction thing for getting the the two

717
00:27:40,080 –> 00:27:44,399
shifters to shift or anything

718
00:27:42,480 –> 00:27:45,440
if that is what we want them to do

719
00:27:44,399 –> 00:27:46,320
but

720
00:27:45,440 –> 00:27:48,640
i

721
00:27:46,320 –> 00:27:50,240
do need you guys to do me some rolls

722
00:27:48,640 –> 00:27:51,760
real quick oh

723
00:27:50,240 –> 00:27:53,679
initiative

724
00:27:51,760 –> 00:27:55,760
no not yet i’ll i’ll let you guys know

725
00:27:53,679 –> 00:27:58,640
when we’re there okay

726
00:27:55,760 –> 00:28:00,799
for right now what i need is one of you

727
00:27:58,640 –> 00:28:03,679
to roll me a d8

728
00:28:00,799 –> 00:28:05,039
katie okay

729
00:28:03,679 –> 00:28:06,880
i got an eight

730
00:28:05,039 –> 00:28:09,200
damn son

731
00:28:06,880 –> 00:28:11,279
okay now i need someone else to roll me

732
00:28:09,200 –> 00:28:12,880
a d8 okay

733
00:28:11,279 –> 00:28:15,919
i got a six

734
00:28:12,880 –> 00:28:18,320
okay and finally drew rolled me a d8 why

735
00:28:15,919 –> 00:28:20,240
why would you structure it like this

736
00:28:18,320 –> 00:28:23,200
so it’s fair

737
00:28:20,240 –> 00:28:24,640
that’s the one my dude cool

738
00:28:23,200 –> 00:28:25,360
i’m very curious what these eventually

739
00:28:24,640 –> 00:28:27,279
do

740
00:28:25,360 –> 00:28:29,679
oh it won’t take you long to find out

741
00:28:27,279 –> 00:28:31,039
she was gonna be very

742
00:28:29,679 –> 00:28:33,600
i

743
00:28:31,039 –> 00:28:33,600
hate you

744
00:28:37,840 –> 00:28:41,760
so you guys

745
00:28:39,919 –> 00:28:42,720
head over to the site where you guys are

746
00:28:41,760 –> 00:28:44,960
going to be conducting this battle is

747
00:28:42,720 –> 00:28:46,559
going to be sort of at the edge of the

748
00:28:44,960 –> 00:28:47,840
midnight woods in the forest of lost

749
00:28:46,559 –> 00:28:50,480
giants

750
00:28:47,840 –> 00:28:53,760
so you head over there and

751
00:28:50,480 –> 00:28:56,080
you see that sibo is already over there

752
00:28:53,760 –> 00:29:00,559
and he is currently segging up

753
00:28:56,080 –> 00:29:00,559
this line of cannons

754
00:29:00,720 –> 00:29:04,159
and he sees you all says ah hey there

755
00:29:02,880 –> 00:29:05,840
you are

756
00:29:04,159 –> 00:29:08,799
as he approaches you guys you notice he

757
00:29:05,840 –> 00:29:10,880
is wearing a different set of onesies

758
00:29:08,799 –> 00:29:12,399
that says across it uh hanging with my

759
00:29:10,880 –> 00:29:14,159
gnomies

760
00:29:12,399 –> 00:29:18,720
oh

761
00:29:14,159 –> 00:29:21,919
god i love that new merch coming so much

762
00:29:18,720 –> 00:29:24,720
i love it so much

763
00:29:21,919 –> 00:29:28,399
new merch coming soon

764
00:29:24,720 –> 00:29:28,399
absolutely not i’m not proud of that

765
00:29:30,320 –> 00:29:33,520
arlo like looks like real serious for a

766
00:29:32,000 –> 00:29:34,880
second and like claps sibo on the

767
00:29:33,520 –> 00:29:38,799
shoulder looking down at his hanging

768
00:29:34,880 –> 00:29:40,559
with my nomi’s onesie and he says

769
00:29:38,799 –> 00:29:43,039
hell yeah sibo

770
00:29:40,559 –> 00:29:44,960
you showed me the light my friend

771
00:29:43,039 –> 00:29:47,440
and now let me show you what i’ve been

772
00:29:44,960 –> 00:29:49,360
working on over the last 12 hours

773
00:29:47,440 –> 00:29:51,120
you also notice arlo because you clapped

774
00:29:49,360 –> 00:29:53,600
your hand on his shoulder sibo is

775
00:29:51,120 –> 00:29:56,240
vibrating violently

776
00:29:53,600 –> 00:29:58,240
oh wow so much

777
00:29:56,240 –> 00:30:00,240
like he’s basically under the effect of

778
00:29:58,240 –> 00:30:01,520
the blur spell he’s had so much caffeine

779
00:30:00,240 –> 00:30:04,000
wow

780
00:30:01,520 –> 00:30:06,559
basically or literally jordan

781
00:30:04,000 –> 00:30:08,640
basically damn it

782
00:30:06,559 –> 00:30:11,520
so here’s what i’ve managed to assemble

783
00:30:08,640 –> 00:30:15,200
i have mostly the base artillery that i

784
00:30:11,520 –> 00:30:17,200
am used to this line here is of uh

785
00:30:15,200 –> 00:30:19,279
things to basically keep them

786
00:30:17,200 –> 00:30:23,600
uh whatever we end up fighting

787
00:30:19,279 –> 00:30:25,120
here in the forest of lost giants and uh

788
00:30:23,600 –> 00:30:28,080
these are of course naturally the best

789
00:30:25,120 –> 00:30:29,120
thing to do that flamethrowers

790
00:30:28,080 –> 00:30:30,559
oh

791
00:30:29,120 –> 00:30:32,720
okay

792
00:30:30,559 –> 00:30:34,080
and you see eight of them

793
00:30:32,720 –> 00:30:36,480
okay

794
00:30:34,080 –> 00:30:39,120
i can do that with my hands

795
00:30:36,480 –> 00:30:41,440
cool i can do it with these

796
00:30:39,120 –> 00:30:43,840
sibo don’t you mean

797
00:30:41,440 –> 00:30:46,399
grain throwers something that looks very

798
00:30:43,840 –> 00:30:48,559
similar to flame but is not actually

799
00:30:46,399 –> 00:30:52,480
flame oh no they’re definitely flame

800
00:30:48,559 –> 00:30:55,039
throwers nope graeme throwers see bow

801
00:30:52,480 –> 00:30:57,840
grain like winking his eye at them this

802
00:30:55,039 –> 00:31:00,080
is fine this is good this is great this

803
00:30:57,840 –> 00:31:01,919
is good okay i’m fine

804
00:31:00,080 –> 00:31:05,600
anyway moving on

805
00:31:01,919 –> 00:31:08,320
after the flamethrowers i have these

806
00:31:05,600 –> 00:31:10,240
head is fully in his hands

807
00:31:08,320 –> 00:31:12,399
these are more similar to what i used

808
00:31:10,240 –> 00:31:15,279
the other day against those

809
00:31:12,399 –> 00:31:18,240
weird mutant uh yuan t

810
00:31:15,279 –> 00:31:19,679
uh what are those are they familiar oh

811
00:31:18,240 –> 00:31:22,720
and

812
00:31:19,679 –> 00:31:26,480
this will be more long range type deal

813
00:31:22,720 –> 00:31:28,080
and you see there are six of these

814
00:31:26,480 –> 00:31:30,559
and so he goes over to the last like

815
00:31:28,080 –> 00:31:33,600
this one was more spur of the moment

816
00:31:30,559 –> 00:31:36,320
sort of idea so this is a healing or

817
00:31:33,600 –> 00:31:38,720
rather anti-necrosis beam

818
00:31:36,320 –> 00:31:41,279
it can restore someone’s vitality or

819
00:31:38,720 –> 00:31:43,120
potentially do harm to an undead

820
00:31:41,279 –> 00:31:47,120
creature though admittedly it’s nowhere

821
00:31:43,120 –> 00:31:48,960
near as effective as the um

822
00:31:47,120 –> 00:31:50,799
healing portion of it

823
00:31:48,960 –> 00:31:52,640
it’s still relatively new

824
00:31:50,799 –> 00:31:54,240
only just came up with the idea the

825
00:31:52,640 –> 00:31:55,679
other night that was kind of what i got

826
00:31:54,240 –> 00:32:00,240
inspired by

827
00:31:55,679 –> 00:32:02,159
and so i only managed to get one working

828
00:32:00,240 –> 00:32:04,159
well i would say that this is a huge

829
00:32:02,159 –> 00:32:06,960
boon and like anyone that complains

830
00:32:04,159 –> 00:32:08,159
about there being any you know

831
00:32:06,960 –> 00:32:10,000
anyone that complains about their like

832
00:32:08,159 –> 00:32:12,880
you only being one is just kind of being

833
00:32:10,000 –> 00:32:14,799
you know an [ __ ] about it i agree

834
00:32:12,880 –> 00:32:17,039
fully

835
00:32:14,799 –> 00:32:20,159
yeah i don’t know who would do that

836
00:32:17,039 –> 00:32:22,159
so i’ll be up here banning the cannons

837
00:32:20,159 –> 00:32:24,159
making sure they are all functioning

838
00:32:22,159 –> 00:32:27,279
properly

839
00:32:24,159 –> 00:32:30,480
uh don’t worry i will ensure that uh

840
00:32:27,279 –> 00:32:32,880
they don’t hit you by any means and of

841
00:32:30,480 –> 00:32:35,760
course because i know that

842
00:32:32,880 –> 00:32:38,080
you shifters are so concerned about the

843
00:32:35,760 –> 00:32:39,440
forest and you know any potential

844
00:32:38,080 –> 00:32:41,360
flammables

845
00:32:39,440 –> 00:32:43,039
is at this point you guys realize that

846
00:32:41,360 –> 00:32:45,200
ulrich and irwin have been like

847
00:32:43,039 –> 00:32:48,559
cross-armed staring at sebo angrily

848
00:32:45,200 –> 00:32:50,320
since the word flame left his lips

849
00:32:48,559 –> 00:32:52,559
i have taken all necessary precautions

850
00:32:50,320 –> 00:32:54,480
to ensure that no such thing happens and

851
00:32:52,559 –> 00:32:57,600
he lights a flame on his hand and casts

852
00:32:54,480 –> 00:33:01,120
firebolt at a tree

853
00:32:57,600 –> 00:33:03,120
arlo moves as far away from sibo as

854
00:33:01,120 –> 00:33:05,039
possible to make sure there’s not like

855
00:33:03,120 –> 00:33:06,159
he is not in the way of a direct line in

856
00:33:05,039 –> 00:33:09,279
between

857
00:33:06,159 –> 00:33:10,960
any of winter’s family members and sibo

858
00:33:09,279 –> 00:33:13,519
getting out of the splash zone smoking

859
00:33:10,960 –> 00:33:16,399
he’s just like well

860
00:33:13,519 –> 00:33:16,399
times away

861
00:33:16,559 –> 00:33:19,279
he like works for some behind me like

862
00:33:18,080 –> 00:33:21,120
like starting once the battle starts

863
00:33:19,279 –> 00:33:24,760
once the battle starts i’m all on it

864
00:33:21,120 –> 00:33:24,760
just like not right

865
00:33:26,159 –> 00:33:29,519
but you guys

866
00:33:27,440 –> 00:33:31,279
see that as the flame hits the tree it

867
00:33:29,519 –> 00:33:33,440
looks like it’s about to catch and then

868
00:33:31,279 –> 00:33:35,360
it just dissipates

869
00:33:33,440 –> 00:33:37,039
i better put a warning wall across the

870
00:33:35,360 –> 00:33:39,600
edge of the forest so no flames can

871
00:33:37,039 –> 00:33:41,039
somehow like backtrack into it

872
00:33:39,600 –> 00:33:42,480
why haven’t you been doing this the

873
00:33:41,039 –> 00:33:44,080
entire time

874
00:33:42,480 –> 00:33:46,100
i haven’t been taking off flamethrowers

875
00:33:44,080 –> 00:33:48,559
in the forest

876
00:33:46,100 –> 00:33:49,840
[Music]

877
00:33:48,559 –> 00:33:52,240
what do you mean

878
00:33:49,840 –> 00:33:54,080
i’ve been doing that i keep my stuff in

879
00:33:52,240 –> 00:33:56,480
my lap thank you

880
00:33:54,080 –> 00:33:58,080
arlo gets down on one knee looks like

881
00:33:56,480 –> 00:33:59,200
sibo in the eye for like a good like

882
00:33:58,080 –> 00:34:01,519
second

883
00:33:59,200 –> 00:34:02,880
and then like nods his head goes into

884
00:34:01,519 –> 00:34:04,240
his pack

885
00:34:02,880 –> 00:34:07,760
produces

886
00:34:04,240 –> 00:34:10,000
a full full-size cowboy hat

887
00:34:07,760 –> 00:34:12,399
removes the tiny cowboy hat and places

888
00:34:10,000 –> 00:34:14,079
the full-sized cowboy hat on his head

889
00:34:12,399 –> 00:34:15,679
and then again claps his shoulders and

890
00:34:14,079 –> 00:34:17,839
goes

891
00:34:15,679 –> 00:34:19,839
hell yeah sibo

892
00:34:17,839 –> 00:34:21,839
sibo lifts up the hat because it is

893
00:34:19,839 –> 00:34:24,639
full-sized and it covered his entire

894
00:34:21,839 –> 00:34:26,960
head it’s like i can’t see with this

895
00:34:24,639 –> 00:34:28,320
arlo nods again and goes

896
00:34:26,960 –> 00:34:31,760
it was more of a gesture and then

897
00:34:28,320 –> 00:34:31,760
replaced it back with the tiny guy

898
00:34:31,839 –> 00:34:35,520
i appreciate the gesture but i think

899
00:34:33,359 –> 00:34:37,440
this one works for me better i really do

900
00:34:35,520 –> 00:34:39,280
appreciate the hat onesie combo i think

901
00:34:37,440 –> 00:34:41,520
it’s a look

902
00:34:39,280 –> 00:34:43,599
someone please draw this that is what

903
00:34:41,520 –> 00:34:44,960
you could call this yes it is it is a

904
00:34:43,599 –> 00:34:46,399
look

905
00:34:44,960 –> 00:34:49,040
uh it’s right about this point that

906
00:34:46,399 –> 00:34:51,839
granifor shows up

907
00:34:49,040 –> 00:34:54,000
and he’s just you and says ah i see that

908
00:34:51,839 –> 00:34:58,960
everyone is here are we ready to begin

909
00:34:54,000 –> 00:35:01,440
the uh epic battle for silvery moon

910
00:34:58,960 –> 00:35:02,560
let’s do this my friend

911
00:35:01,440 –> 00:35:04,240
cool

912
00:35:02,560 –> 00:35:06,000
bookworm is with us right

913
00:35:04,240 –> 00:35:07,680
yes no you managed to persuade bookworm

914
00:35:06,000 –> 00:35:09,440
to come with you guys

915
00:35:07,680 –> 00:35:11,839
as soon as grand four is like we’re

916
00:35:09,440 –> 00:35:14,000
doing this right when tara like squeezes

917
00:35:11,839 –> 00:35:16,079
bookworm’s hand and it’s just like no

918
00:35:14,000 –> 00:35:19,440
matter what happens

919
00:35:16,079 –> 00:35:23,520
we’re all doing this together

920
00:35:19,440 –> 00:35:23,520
bookworm gnaws reassuredly

921
00:35:27,920 –> 00:35:33,040
so if that is all of the table sagging

922
00:35:31,440 –> 00:35:35,119
out of the way

923
00:35:33,040 –> 00:35:36,560
are we ready to begin proper

924
00:35:35,119 –> 00:35:39,359
yeah let’s do it

925
00:35:36,560 –> 00:35:42,000
i i’m gonna i’m gonna put my my hood and

926
00:35:39,359 –> 00:35:45,200
my mask up so that will will give me

927
00:35:42,000 –> 00:35:47,359
some some more stealth goodness

928
00:35:45,200 –> 00:35:48,800
some happy stiltness

929
00:35:47,359 –> 00:35:50,880
okay

930
00:35:48,800 –> 00:35:52,800
i um

931
00:35:50,880 –> 00:35:56,079
i look over at like safe like you like

932
00:35:52,800 –> 00:35:58,560
yo about like start things up and like

933
00:35:56,079 –> 00:36:01,520
also clearly the squishiest of us

934
00:35:58,560 –> 00:36:05,200
and i cast shield of faith on her ooh

935
00:36:01,520 –> 00:36:07,520
and i say and i look at her and like

936
00:36:05,200 –> 00:36:07,520
don’t

937
00:36:07,920 –> 00:36:12,800
die god damn it i thought i would come

938
00:36:09,520 –> 00:36:14,640
up with something better than that

939
00:36:12,800 –> 00:36:17,119
do good sport

940
00:36:14,640 –> 00:36:18,640
it’s okay i get five hp every time i

941
00:36:17,119 –> 00:36:20,160
kill something

942
00:36:18,640 –> 00:36:21,520
well now you also have a plus two to

943
00:36:20,160 –> 00:36:23,440
your ac as long as i hold that

944
00:36:21,520 –> 00:36:25,119
concentration

945
00:36:23,440 –> 00:36:27,440
hey cake i’m curious did you know that

946
00:36:25,119 –> 00:36:29,359
you had that ability before now or did

947
00:36:27,440 –> 00:36:31,599
that was that for the studying

948
00:36:29,359 –> 00:36:33,680
i may have completely forgotten about

949
00:36:31,599 –> 00:36:35,520
the fact that i’ve gained five hp every

950
00:36:33,680 –> 00:36:37,760
time i kill something

951
00:36:35,520 –> 00:36:40,400
yeah i thought so anyway

952
00:36:37,760 –> 00:36:43,440
you guys do all this

953
00:36:40,400 –> 00:36:46,079
and then as you look out into the forest

954
00:36:43,440 –> 00:36:49,760
of lost giants

955
00:36:46,079 –> 00:36:49,760
a fog begins to creep in

956
00:36:50,480 –> 00:36:56,560
amidst the fog

957
00:36:52,160 –> 00:36:59,520
a figure soon becomes visible

958
00:36:56,560 –> 00:37:02,560
and as it approaches

959
00:36:59,520 –> 00:37:06,000
it is the necromancer

960
00:37:02,560 –> 00:37:08,720
it lumbers slowly forward

961
00:37:06,000 –> 00:37:11,839
slouching as if being moved by some

962
00:37:08,720 –> 00:37:11,839
unseen force

963
00:37:12,400 –> 00:37:17,280
and then

964
00:37:14,320 –> 00:37:17,280
it hits you all

965
00:37:17,440 –> 00:37:20,320
the smell

966
00:37:20,720 –> 00:37:26,480
the horrid pungent odor

967
00:37:24,640 –> 00:37:29,920
that you are all

968
00:37:26,480 –> 00:37:29,920
far too familiar with

969
00:37:30,480 –> 00:37:34,960
as you see

970
00:37:32,400 –> 00:37:38,160
from the fog

971
00:37:34,960 –> 00:37:41,359
mounds of corpse flowers

972
00:37:38,160 –> 00:37:44,480
drag themselves through the mud and

973
00:37:41,359 –> 00:37:48,000
ashen ground

974
00:37:44,480 –> 00:37:52,079
followed by a legion

975
00:37:48,000 –> 00:37:55,280
of fear bulk zombies

976
00:37:52,079 –> 00:38:00,560
the necromancer has gathered nothing

977
00:37:55,280 –> 00:38:00,560
short of an army of these things

978
00:38:00,720 –> 00:38:03,760
or rather

979
00:38:02,720 –> 00:38:07,920
the one

980
00:38:03,760 –> 00:38:07,920
controlling the necromancer

981
00:38:08,079 –> 00:38:14,160
for now above the necromancer you see

982
00:38:11,920 –> 00:38:16,400
the hand

983
00:38:14,160 –> 00:38:19,520
or as you now know

984
00:38:16,400 –> 00:38:22,960
the finger of death

985
00:38:19,520 –> 00:38:26,480
twisting and contorting its fingers as

986
00:38:22,960 –> 00:38:30,400
if it were controlling a puppet

987
00:38:26,480 –> 00:38:30,400
something not far from the truth

988
00:38:31,119 –> 00:38:38,800
but then

989
00:38:33,440 –> 00:38:38,800
you begin to see a few other things

990
00:38:40,560 –> 00:38:44,960
first you see

991
00:38:42,079 –> 00:38:47,119
a second smaller hand

992
00:38:44,960 –> 00:38:50,880
not made of necrotic energy but more of

993
00:38:47,119 –> 00:38:52,320
an ethereal force energy

994
00:38:50,880 –> 00:38:55,760
next

995
00:38:52,320 –> 00:38:57,920
you see a small series

996
00:38:55,760 –> 00:39:01,599
of ethereal darts

997
00:38:57,920 –> 00:39:06,640
dashing around an unknown point that you

998
00:39:01,599 –> 00:39:08,720
cannot seem to trace as it orbits wildly

999
00:39:06,640 –> 00:39:10,560
next the figure

1000
00:39:08,720 –> 00:39:11,440
of a person

1001
00:39:10,560 –> 00:39:14,400
but

1002
00:39:11,440 –> 00:39:16,480
it’s contorted in a way that it appears

1003
00:39:14,400 –> 00:39:18,480
that there are four of them

1004
00:39:16,480 –> 00:39:22,800
each figure moving

1005
00:39:18,480 –> 00:39:22,800
perfectly in symmetry with the others

1006
00:39:22,960 –> 00:39:26,400
next

1007
00:39:23,839 –> 00:39:30,079
a monstrous face

1008
00:39:26,400 –> 00:39:33,440
shrouded in a dark miasma

1009
00:39:30,079 –> 00:39:35,760
that brings about the feeling of utter

1010
00:39:33,440 –> 00:39:37,839
terror

1011
00:39:35,760 –> 00:39:39,440
and god i wish i had a better way to

1012
00:39:37,839 –> 00:39:44,240
describe this next one without it

1013
00:39:39,440 –> 00:39:44,240
sounding really stupid but i don’t so

1014
00:39:44,400 –> 00:39:52,400
you see a spectral door

1015
00:39:48,880 –> 00:39:57,640
opening and closing as it warps around

1016
00:39:52,400 –> 00:39:57,640
the area at lightning speeds

1017
00:39:58,320 –> 00:40:01,920
then

1018
00:39:59,599 –> 00:40:04,560
you see a twister

1019
00:40:01,920 –> 00:40:08,000
spinning around wildly

1020
00:40:04,560 –> 00:40:12,640
congregating a group of frost and ice

1021
00:40:08,000 –> 00:40:14,240
that whips around as the wind howls

1022
00:40:12,640 –> 00:40:17,200
and finally

1023
00:40:14,240 –> 00:40:19,119
you see a floating eye

1024
00:40:17,200 –> 00:40:21,280
that every time it blinks

1025
00:40:19,119 –> 00:40:24,480
you see the eyelids

1026
00:40:21,280 –> 00:40:26,560
have rows of razor sharp teeth that

1027
00:40:24,480 –> 00:40:27,680
whenever they clash together

1028
00:40:26,560 –> 00:40:30,640
sounds

1029
00:40:27,680 –> 00:40:33,280
like screeching of metal

1030
00:40:30,640 –> 00:40:35,520
crossed itself

1031
00:40:33,280 –> 00:40:39,920
as the hand

1032
00:40:35,520 –> 00:40:42,880
has brought the other animated spells

1033
00:40:39,920 –> 00:40:44,319
to do its bidding

1034
00:40:42,880 –> 00:40:46,720
i called it

1035
00:40:44,319 –> 00:40:48,800
yup no congratulations on that one you

1036
00:40:46,720 –> 00:40:50,160
[ __ ] called it and now you get to

1037
00:40:48,800 –> 00:40:53,440
face it

1038
00:40:50,160 –> 00:40:56,079
everyone roll initiative

1039
00:40:53,440 –> 00:40:57,520
oh boy all righty then

1040
00:40:56,079 –> 00:40:59,599
i imagine that when tara’s weapon of

1041
00:40:57,520 –> 00:41:00,800
warning is like freaking the [ __ ] out

1042
00:40:59,599 –> 00:41:02,640
right now

1043
00:41:00,800 –> 00:41:04,800
oh yeah no it’s just strange i just

1044
00:41:02,640 –> 00:41:06,319
fight today

1045
00:41:04,800 –> 00:41:09,359
like a fully abandoned it’s like whole

1046
00:41:06,319 –> 00:41:09,359
like gruff experience like

1047
00:41:09,680 –> 00:41:14,240
yeah kind of like you when you panic did

1048
00:41:11,760 –> 00:41:15,680
i just use up my only natural 20 i swear

1049
00:41:14,240 –> 00:41:17,119
to god

1050
00:41:15,680 –> 00:41:18,240
wait you rolled a mad 20 on your

1051
00:41:17,119 –> 00:41:20,240
initiative

1052
00:41:18,240 –> 00:41:21,680
i know i i rolled a nat 20 on my

1053
00:41:20,240 –> 00:41:23,680
initiative

1054
00:41:21,680 –> 00:41:25,760
what does that bring you up to

1055
00:41:23,680 –> 00:41:28,800
26.

1056
00:41:25,760 –> 00:41:32,480
i got a 19. i have a dirty 20. even when

1057
00:41:28,800 –> 00:41:32,480
i roll well i’m still last

1058
00:41:33,440 –> 00:41:38,079
like i can’t win i do get advantage on

1059
00:41:35,839 –> 00:41:42,160
all initiative roles because of my

1060
00:41:38,079 –> 00:41:44,240
sentinel shield so you know it helps

1061
00:41:42,160 –> 00:41:46,240
you should buy one of those

1062
00:41:44,240 –> 00:41:49,680
yeah probably help

1063
00:41:46,240 –> 00:41:51,839
okay so before we get into combat

1064
00:41:49,680 –> 00:41:53,599
officially let me explain to you the way

1065
00:41:51,839 –> 00:41:57,839
this combat is going to work because

1066
00:41:53,599 –> 00:41:59,200
there are a few extra rules to this one

1067
00:41:57,839 –> 00:42:02,640
so

1068
00:41:59,200 –> 00:42:05,920
the first thing is the corpse flowers

1069
00:42:02,640 –> 00:42:07,920
and the fear bulge zombies as per past

1070
00:42:05,920 –> 00:42:10,400
instances of me doing stuff like this

1071
00:42:07,920 –> 00:42:12,640
they will be a layer action where they

1072
00:42:10,400 –> 00:42:15,359
are just a single mass of hit points

1073
00:42:12,640 –> 00:42:17,280
well each of them is and they will do

1074
00:42:15,359 –> 00:42:18,960
damage on initiative 20 there’s no

1075
00:42:17,280 –> 00:42:21,440
saving throw or roll to hit it’ll just

1076
00:42:18,960 –> 00:42:23,200
happen because there’s so many of them

1077
00:42:21,440 –> 00:42:26,079
however

1078
00:42:23,200 –> 00:42:29,200
at the start of each round of combat

1079
00:42:26,079 –> 00:42:33,359
you may choose to have

1080
00:42:29,200 –> 00:42:35,280
the npcs engage with them

1081
00:42:33,359 –> 00:42:37,200
and if you do that

1082
00:42:35,280 –> 00:42:39,200
they will just the npcs won’t get like

1083
00:42:37,200 –> 00:42:41,680
special actions based on what you guys

1084
00:42:39,200 –> 00:42:43,040
do they will just roll their damage

1085
00:42:41,680 –> 00:42:45,040
and it’ll be divided amongst the two

1086
00:42:43,040 –> 00:42:47,200
groups and then the core flowers and

1087
00:42:45,040 –> 00:42:49,440
fury bug zombies will do their damage

1088
00:42:47,200 –> 00:42:51,040
and they’ll be divided amongst the npcs

1089
00:42:49,440 –> 00:42:52,880
and then you guys won’t have to worry

1090
00:42:51,040 –> 00:42:54,480
about that damage they’ll just do battle

1091
00:42:52,880 –> 00:42:56,240
in the background keeping them away from

1092
00:42:54,480 –> 00:42:59,200
you

1093
00:42:56,240 –> 00:43:01,599
the next thing is the animated spells

1094
00:42:59,200 –> 00:43:05,599
which are also a layer action

1095
00:43:01,599 –> 00:43:07,839
and they will all go off simultaneously

1096
00:43:05,599 –> 00:43:10,480
however

1097
00:43:07,839 –> 00:43:13,599
at the start of each round you may also

1098
00:43:10,480 –> 00:43:15,200
decide what granifor does he may stay in

1099
00:43:13,599 –> 00:43:16,880
your reserves as someone you may use a

1100
00:43:15,200 –> 00:43:19,599
reaction for

1101
00:43:16,880 –> 00:43:22,160
or you can have him use his anti-magic

1102
00:43:19,599 –> 00:43:24,800
cone or beam or whatever in which case

1103
00:43:22,160 –> 00:43:27,359
he will roll a d8 sorry where i told you

1104
00:43:24,800 –> 00:43:29,280
before it was a lie to deceive you

1105
00:43:27,359 –> 00:43:32,000
and that will determine how many of the

1106
00:43:29,280 –> 00:43:34,000
animated spells he catches within at

1107
00:43:32,000 –> 00:43:36,880
that point i’ll roll for each of the

1108
00:43:34,000 –> 00:43:38,960
spells to see which ones get caught

1109
00:43:36,880 –> 00:43:40,640
so you can either take the mpcs that

1110
00:43:38,960 –> 00:43:42,480
have all these amazing abilities and

1111
00:43:40,640 –> 00:43:44,880
save them for your reactions at which

1112
00:43:42,480 –> 00:43:47,599
point only one of you can use each of

1113
00:43:44,880 –> 00:43:49,839
them at a time so like

1114
00:43:47,599 –> 00:43:52,160
for example saith goes first if she

1115
00:43:49,839 –> 00:43:54,720
decides to use a reaction to have uric

1116
00:43:52,160 –> 00:43:56,240
take his turn no one else can use auric

1117
00:43:54,720 –> 00:43:58,640
that ground

1118
00:43:56,240 –> 00:44:01,440
but if you decide to have all the npcs

1119
00:43:58,640 –> 00:44:02,960
and it is an all or nothing type deal

1120
00:44:01,440 –> 00:44:06,400
handle the

1121
00:44:02,960 –> 00:44:07,440
army of undead then

1122
00:44:06,400 –> 00:44:09,119
they will

1123
00:44:07,440 –> 00:44:10,880
like you won’t have them for reactions

1124
00:44:09,119 –> 00:44:13,599
but you also won’t take the metric [ __ ]

1125
00:44:10,880 –> 00:44:16,960
ton of damage they send your way

1126
00:44:13,599 –> 00:44:16,960
do you guys understand what i’ve said

1127
00:44:17,040 –> 00:44:20,400
question for you

1128
00:44:19,280 –> 00:44:23,440
do

1129
00:44:20,400 –> 00:44:25,680
so if the npc’s react

1130
00:44:23,440 –> 00:44:27,599
to the layer action things

1131
00:44:25,680 –> 00:44:28,640
they still do their normal stuff or

1132
00:44:27,599 –> 00:44:30,160
there’s like a separate thing you’re

1133
00:44:28,640 –> 00:44:32,000
doing for them

1134
00:44:30,160 –> 00:44:34,000
they’ll just roll their like

1135
00:44:32,000 –> 00:44:36,720
base melee attacks and that’ll be the

1136
00:44:34,000 –> 00:44:37,920
damage they deal to them

1137
00:44:36,720 –> 00:44:39,520
okay

1138
00:44:37,920 –> 00:44:41,599
if you guys want them to do their spells

1139
00:44:39,520 –> 00:44:43,200
and [ __ ] you have to decide that you’ll

1140
00:44:41,599 –> 00:44:45,119
keep them for reactions and then take

1141
00:44:43,200 –> 00:44:46,720
that damage gotcha

1142
00:44:45,119 –> 00:44:50,079
okey-dokey

1143
00:44:46,720 –> 00:44:52,400
can we use their reaction to like do

1144
00:44:50,079 –> 00:44:53,920
damage to the undead horde

1145
00:44:52,400 –> 00:44:55,920
yeah you can fully do that but then the

1146
00:44:53,920 –> 00:44:57,280
undead horde will also attack you guys

1147
00:44:55,920 –> 00:45:01,440
because you’ll

1148
00:44:57,280 –> 00:45:01,440
kept them in reserves for your reactions

1149
00:45:02,000 –> 00:45:05,280
it’s a question of how much damage do

1150
00:45:03,520 –> 00:45:06,880
you want to take

1151
00:45:05,280 –> 00:45:08,480
so it sounds like this is a

1152
00:45:06,880 –> 00:45:10,319
let them deal with it at first and then

1153
00:45:08,480 –> 00:45:13,040
come back and go to that

1154
00:45:10,319 –> 00:45:15,040
it’s however you want to do it man

1155
00:45:13,040 –> 00:45:18,319
i’m just letting you know what the rules

1156
00:45:15,040 –> 00:45:20,319
of this particular fight are

1157
00:45:18,319 –> 00:45:23,040
i will say like arlo i guess like as a

1158
00:45:20,319 –> 00:45:25,200
tactician would like look to um when

1159
00:45:23,040 –> 00:45:27,680
tara and to say

1160
00:45:25,200 –> 00:45:29,920
and you guys don’t have to follow this

1161
00:45:27,680 –> 00:45:31,680
but he does say like

1162
00:45:29,920 –> 00:45:33,680
you two

1163
00:45:31,680 –> 00:45:35,920
granifour

1164
00:45:33,680 –> 00:45:37,520
handle the spells

1165
00:45:35,920 –> 00:45:39,920
me and the rest of us

1166
00:45:37,520 –> 00:45:41,680
will thin out that herd there

1167
00:45:39,920 –> 00:45:43,680
we need to make sure that they can’t

1168
00:45:41,680 –> 00:45:45,760
just mullis over

1169
00:45:43,680 –> 00:45:48,319
if we take out the mobs and keep the big

1170
00:45:45,760 –> 00:45:51,200
guns busy we’ll be able to all focus on

1171
00:45:48,319 –> 00:45:52,640
the big guns and take them out together

1172
00:45:51,200 –> 00:45:54,160
okay mechanically what are you

1173
00:45:52,640 –> 00:45:57,040
suggesting

1174
00:45:54,160 –> 00:46:01,280
i’m suggesting exactly that that

1175
00:45:57,040 –> 00:46:02,319
safe and wintera and granifour

1176
00:46:01,280 –> 00:46:06,000
like

1177
00:46:02,319 –> 00:46:07,599
keep their focus on the spell dudes

1178
00:46:06,000 –> 00:46:08,800
whilst arlo

1179
00:46:07,599 –> 00:46:10,400
and

1180
00:46:08,800 –> 00:46:12,960
work on thinning out the herd safe can’t

1181
00:46:10,400 –> 00:46:15,520
damage the spells only you and i can

1182
00:46:12,960 –> 00:46:17,440
ah frick that’s right yeah i can only i

1183
00:46:15,520 –> 00:46:19,839
have to i have to go after the like

1184
00:46:17,440 –> 00:46:22,240
necromancer and the physical beings yeah

1185
00:46:19,839 –> 00:46:24,560
when tara actually said that she’s like

1186
00:46:22,240 –> 00:46:26,160
saith can’t hit the magic that’s what we

1187
00:46:24,560 –> 00:46:28,000
figured out when we talked to my mom the

1188
00:46:26,160 –> 00:46:29,280
other day arlo did you already forget

1189
00:46:28,000 –> 00:46:30,720
that

1190
00:46:29,280 –> 00:46:33,040
i’m under a lot of pressure and it’s

1191
00:46:30,720 –> 00:46:34,480
been a while all right switch places

1192
00:46:33,040 –> 00:46:36,079
i’ll switch places with safe but same

1193
00:46:34,480 –> 00:46:37,119
plan

1194
00:46:36,079 –> 00:46:38,560
okay so just so i understand

1195
00:46:37,119 –> 00:46:41,440
mechanically what you are saying is you

1196
00:46:38,560 –> 00:46:43,119
want the npcs to handle the horde so

1197
00:46:41,440 –> 00:46:45,760
that you guys don’t have to worry about

1198
00:46:43,119 –> 00:46:47,520
that graniform will handle the spells

1199
00:46:45,760 –> 00:46:50,240
and then you guys have your own specific

1200
00:46:47,520 –> 00:46:51,599
targets have i gotten that about right

1201
00:46:50,240 –> 00:46:54,000
yep

1202
00:46:51,599 –> 00:46:55,839
okay cool

1203
00:46:54,000 –> 00:46:57,760
one other thing i forgot before we get

1204
00:46:55,839 –> 00:47:00,560
into like the actual thing uh i need one

1205
00:46:57,760 –> 00:47:01,440
of you guys to roll me a d4 i’ll do it

1206
00:47:00,560 –> 00:47:02,560
okay

1207
00:47:01,440 –> 00:47:04,160
four

1208
00:47:02,560 –> 00:47:06,720
okay

1209
00:47:04,160 –> 00:47:08,079
and roll me one more

1210
00:47:06,720 –> 00:47:10,960
three

1211
00:47:08,079 –> 00:47:13,440
cool

1212
00:47:10,960 –> 00:47:15,440
one time you wanted to roll low

1213
00:47:13,440 –> 00:47:16,560
great

1214
00:47:15,440 –> 00:47:17,599
okay

1215
00:47:16,560 –> 00:47:21,040
so

1216
00:47:17,599 –> 00:47:22,319
now we are in initiative proper

1217
00:47:21,040 –> 00:47:25,040
first up

1218
00:47:22,319 –> 00:47:26,480
safe

1219
00:47:25,040 –> 00:47:28,000
all right

1220
00:47:26,480 –> 00:47:30,800
so she’s just gonna

1221
00:47:28,000 –> 00:47:33,280
nod to her friends

1222
00:47:30,800 –> 00:47:35,440
and she’s gonna take off to the trees

1223
00:47:33,280 –> 00:47:40,000
like the tree line and try to get as

1224
00:47:35,440 –> 00:47:42,400
best of you she can of bookworm classic

1225
00:47:40,000 –> 00:47:43,839
the necromancer

1226
00:47:42,400 –> 00:47:45,760
classic

1227
00:47:43,839 –> 00:47:47,839
bookworm classic yeah

1228
00:47:45,760 –> 00:47:49,599
how close can i get to him without being

1229
00:47:47,839 –> 00:47:54,160
seen

1230
00:47:49,599 –> 00:47:57,040
that’s pence wrote me a stealth check 27

1231
00:47:54,160 –> 00:47:59,440
you are able to get up to him without

1232
00:47:57,040 –> 00:48:00,960
him noticing

1233
00:47:59,440 –> 00:48:03,119
all right well i’m not going to go all

1234
00:48:00,960 –> 00:48:05,839
the way up to him i feel like that’s a

1235
00:48:03,119 –> 00:48:08,240
bad idea but i’m going to get into a

1236
00:48:05,839 –> 00:48:09,280
good position where

1237
00:48:08,240 –> 00:48:11,200
i

1238
00:48:09,280 –> 00:48:13,280
can

1239
00:48:11,200 –> 00:48:15,280
go ahead and

1240
00:48:13,280 –> 00:48:18,720
i don’t suppose i should use any of my

1241
00:48:15,280 –> 00:48:20,640
spells yet just to use um i mean like

1242
00:48:18,720 –> 00:48:22,480
not like spells but you know what i mean

1243
00:48:20,640 –> 00:48:24,400
like enchanted bolts

1244
00:48:22,480 –> 00:48:26,400
what do you guys think

1245
00:48:24,400 –> 00:48:27,599
straight [ __ ] him up fam

1246
00:48:26,400 –> 00:48:29,200
so let me do

1247
00:48:27,599 –> 00:48:31,680
blindness

1248
00:48:29,200 –> 00:48:33,359
he has to make a deck save

1249
00:48:31,680 –> 00:48:35,839
okay i just found out that one of the

1250
00:48:33,359 –> 00:48:37,359
numbers on my die is like missing the

1251
00:48:35,839 –> 00:48:38,880
paint on it so i couldn’t tell what it

1252
00:48:37,359 –> 00:48:40,960
was originally

1253
00:48:38,880 –> 00:48:43,680
but he does

1254
00:48:40,960 –> 00:48:45,680
make a 19.

1255
00:48:43,680 –> 00:48:49,599
oh yeah he passes

1256
00:48:45,680 –> 00:48:50,480
does a 17 hit it does not

1257
00:48:49,599 –> 00:48:53,119
that’s how

1258
00:48:50,480 –> 00:48:54,880
far away is safe from me

1259
00:48:53,119 –> 00:48:56,960
tops 30 feet

1260
00:48:54,880 –> 00:48:59,839
channel divinity wore god’s blessing she

1261
00:48:56,960 –> 00:49:01,680
gets a plus 10 to hit

1262
00:48:59,839 –> 00:49:04,240
it hits now

1263
00:49:01,680 –> 00:49:07,359

  1. all right

1264
00:49:04,240 –> 00:49:07,359
still missing let’s see

1265
00:49:07,520 –> 00:49:13,200
bahamut buy your holy light help my

1266
00:49:10,160 –> 00:49:14,720
friend [ _ ] this guy’s [ _ ] backwards

1267
00:49:13,200 –> 00:49:16,559
thanks fine

1268
00:49:14,720 –> 00:49:17,680
smashing mohammed like up in the clouds

1269
00:49:16,559 –> 00:49:20,800
he’s like

1270
00:49:17,680 –> 00:49:22,800
[ __ ] do it to him

1271
00:49:20,800 –> 00:49:26,079
our love roll me perception

1272
00:49:22,800 –> 00:49:28,319
that is either the worst or the best

1273
00:49:26,079 –> 00:49:29,280
natural 20 i have ever

1274
00:49:28,319 –> 00:49:31,280
rolled

1275
00:49:29,280 –> 00:49:33,200
in my dnd career

1276
00:49:31,280 –> 00:49:36,480
jordan jordan illuminate me as to

1277
00:49:33,200 –> 00:49:38,720
whether it was worth it or not

1278
00:49:36,480 –> 00:49:40,160
you you look up to say this and you see

1279
00:49:38,720 –> 00:49:42,400
a cloud that is shaped like a dragon

1280
00:49:40,160 –> 00:49:45,680
giving you a thumbs up

1281
00:49:42,400 –> 00:49:48,160
hell yeah

1282
00:49:45,680 –> 00:49:49,090
can i have two inspirations

1283
00:49:48,160 –> 00:49:51,200
no

1284
00:49:49,090 –> 00:49:54,000
[Laughter]

1285
00:49:51,200 –> 00:49:56,480
no you have the one and you get his like

1286
00:49:54,000 –> 00:49:58,800
affirmation that you got it bro

1287
00:49:56,480 –> 00:50:02,000
hell yeah he

1288
00:49:58,800 –> 00:50:03,440
he takes 14 damage

1289
00:50:02,000 –> 00:50:05,440
nice

1290
00:50:03,440 –> 00:50:08,000
so because i know i drew attention to

1291
00:50:05,440 –> 00:50:10,839
myself by shooting him a little bit yeah

1292
00:50:08,000 –> 00:50:14,079
i’m gonna use my bonus action

1293
00:50:10,839 –> 00:50:16,160
to change my position

1294
00:50:14,079 –> 00:50:18,240
okay roll another stealth check

1295
00:50:16,160 –> 00:50:19,680
uh another 27.

1296
00:50:18,240 –> 00:50:22,079
uh yeah you good man

1297
00:50:19,680 –> 00:50:23,280
so is that going to be yes for for now

1298
00:50:22,079 –> 00:50:24,240
yes

1299
00:50:23,280 –> 00:50:25,520
okay

1300
00:50:24,240 –> 00:50:28,319
cool

1301
00:50:25,520 –> 00:50:30,800
layer action time you guys are currently

1302
00:50:28,319 –> 00:50:33,440
having the corpse flowers

1303
00:50:30,800 –> 00:50:35,359
and fear of all zombies fight

1304
00:50:33,440 –> 00:50:38,960
the dark knight family

1305
00:50:35,359 –> 00:50:41,280
so i’m going to have you guys actually

1306
00:50:38,960 –> 00:50:43,839
roll the damage that they do to the

1307
00:50:41,280 –> 00:50:45,520
horde real quick

1308
00:50:43,839 –> 00:50:46,480
just to kind of you know help me out a

1309
00:50:45,520 –> 00:50:48,480
little bit

1310
00:50:46,480 –> 00:50:51,760
okay what would you like

1311
00:50:48,480 –> 00:50:54,640
well first let’s handle sibo

1312
00:50:51,760 –> 00:50:58,640
so you guys have eight flame throwers so

1313
00:50:54,640 –> 00:51:00,160
go ahead and roll me 16 d8

1314
00:50:58,640 –> 00:51:02,000
so that’s gonna be

1315
00:51:00,160 –> 00:51:04,160
86

1316
00:51:02,000 –> 00:51:05,200
goddamn

1317
00:51:04,160 –> 00:51:07,040
now

1318
00:51:05,200 –> 00:51:09,839
i need

1319
00:51:07,040 –> 00:51:13,359
68 for the ballista

1320
00:51:09,839 –> 00:51:14,960
or i’m sorry not 68 uh 28

1321
00:51:13,359 –> 00:51:18,079
55

1322
00:51:14,960 –> 00:51:19,520
okay and now 2d10

1323
00:51:18,079 –> 00:51:24,319
20.

1324
00:51:19,520 –> 00:51:27,119
god you max that yeah nice blame the app

1325
00:51:24,319 –> 00:51:30,160
yeah that’s fair okay next we’re going

1326
00:51:27,119 –> 00:51:30,880
to go through the dark knights so first

1327
00:51:30,160 –> 00:51:33,359
up

1328
00:51:30,880 –> 00:51:34,640
oliver

1329
00:51:33,359 –> 00:51:37,359
let’s see

1330
00:51:34,640 –> 00:51:39,680
his thing oh i didn’t give him a face

1331
00:51:37,359 –> 00:51:39,680
attack

1332
00:51:39,760 –> 00:51:43,839
hey with tara what’s the uh

1333
00:51:41,920 –> 00:51:45,599
fight attack on a shifter what’s the

1334
00:51:43,839 –> 00:51:47,280
bite attack on a shifter you mean the

1335
00:51:45,599 –> 00:51:49,440
baby that you gave no strength so he

1336
00:51:47,280 –> 00:51:51,680
probably does negative damage

1337
00:51:49,440 –> 00:51:54,319
it’ll be minimum one

1338
00:51:51,680 –> 00:51:56,160
piercing damage equal to one d6 plus his

1339
00:51:54,319 –> 00:51:58,800
strength modifier

1340
00:51:56,160 –> 00:52:01,119
alright so roll that for me

1341
00:51:58,800 –> 00:52:03,040
the d6 is a five

1342
00:52:01,119 –> 00:52:06,079
okay so that’s four

1343
00:52:03,040 –> 00:52:08,720
twinkle who is already fully out uh

1344
00:52:06,079 –> 00:52:10,240
we’ll do the flame seed so that’s one d6

1345
00:52:08,720 –> 00:52:11,440
plus five someone would like to roll

1346
00:52:10,240 –> 00:52:12,720
that out

1347
00:52:11,440 –> 00:52:14,640
i got a six

1348
00:52:12,720 –> 00:52:15,760
on the on the die not the plus five part

1349
00:52:14,640 –> 00:52:17,280
it wasn’t a one it was so it would be

1350
00:52:15,760 –> 00:52:21,200
nine

1351
00:52:17,280 –> 00:52:24,559
all right irwin is now up he makes

1352
00:52:21,200 –> 00:52:27,839
two attacks we’ll say longbow so

1353
00:52:24,559 –> 00:52:29,520
roll me 2d8

1354
00:52:27,839 –> 00:52:32,480
13.

1355
00:52:29,520 –> 00:52:34,960
and last but not least

1356
00:52:32,480 –> 00:52:38,079
that’s going to be 66.

1357
00:52:34,960 –> 00:52:40,240

  1. lurk is not [ __ ] around

1358
00:52:38,079 –> 00:52:43,200
he is a very high level fighter and his

1359
00:52:40,240 –> 00:52:43,200
daughter is in trouble

1360
00:52:44,079 –> 00:52:46,160
so

1361
00:52:44,960 –> 00:52:49,680
that

1362
00:52:46,160 –> 00:52:53,599
means that between the two hordes

1363
00:52:49,680 –> 00:52:55,359
you have dealt a total of 221 damage

1364
00:52:53,599 –> 00:52:58,839
oh jesus

1365
00:52:55,359 –> 00:53:01,760
noise which is about 110 damage

1366
00:52:58,839 –> 00:53:03,520
each it’s very good

1367
00:53:01,760 –> 00:53:04,960
and also means they will be doing less

1368
00:53:03,520 –> 00:53:06,319
damage

1369
00:53:04,960 –> 00:53:08,960
because you knock them down by a

1370
00:53:06,319 –> 00:53:12,880
threshold sweet but now i’m going to

1371
00:53:08,960 –> 00:53:14,880
roll all of their meaty meaty damage

1372
00:53:12,880 –> 00:53:16,960
okay not nearly as meaty as what y’all

1373
00:53:14,880 –> 00:53:19,200
did

1374
00:53:16,960 –> 00:53:19,200
but

1375
00:53:19,680 –> 00:53:28,720
it was a total of 98 points of damage

1376
00:53:24,240 –> 00:53:30,480
to us or to like our npc’s my family

1377
00:53:28,720 –> 00:53:31,920
to the dark knights

1378
00:53:30,480 –> 00:53:33,240
oh

1379
00:53:31,920 –> 00:53:35,520
dear

1380
00:53:33,240 –> 00:53:37,520
exclusively to them

1381
00:53:35,520 –> 00:53:42,000
it’s it’s divided evenly among them so

1382
00:53:37,520 –> 00:53:43,599
they each take 24 points of damage

1383
00:53:42,000 –> 00:53:45,040
all over okay

1384
00:53:43,599 –> 00:53:46,880
he’s still fine he’s that’s like a third

1385
00:53:45,040 –> 00:53:48,720
of his health

1386
00:53:46,880 –> 00:53:50,480
yeah no he’s down to 30.

1387
00:53:48,720 –> 00:53:52,160
oliver’s very powerful but he does not

1388
00:53:50,480 –> 00:53:54,000
have much health

1389
00:53:52,160 –> 00:53:55,520
that’s okay i have a i have a full

1390
00:53:54,000 –> 00:53:58,319
healing potion

1391
00:53:55,520 –> 00:54:00,240
okay now on to the animated spells roll

1392
00:53:58,319 –> 00:54:02,079
me a d8 to see how many of these things

1393
00:54:00,240 –> 00:54:03,280
you guys get

1394
00:54:02,079 –> 00:54:05,359
all of them

1395
00:54:03,280 –> 00:54:08,839
you got an eight yep

1396
00:54:05,359 –> 00:54:10,570
all right they don’t act this turn

1397
00:54:08,839 –> 00:54:12,079
yay yeah

1398
00:54:10,570 –> 00:54:13,200
[Music]

1399
00:54:12,079 –> 00:54:16,640
grandfather managed to catch all that

1400
00:54:13,200 –> 00:54:18,800
music he was like i got this

1401
00:54:16,640 –> 00:54:20,800
and they all just start freaking out

1402
00:54:18,800 –> 00:54:23,520
like they’re almost like

1403
00:54:20,800 –> 00:54:27,440
experiencing like static as they can’t

1404
00:54:23,520 –> 00:54:27,440
move and they are stunned for the round

1405
00:54:27,599 –> 00:54:32,640
speaking of winter europe

1406
00:54:31,359 –> 00:54:34,000
great

1407
00:54:32,640 –> 00:54:35,280
what’s the weather like outside right

1408
00:54:34,000 –> 00:54:36,160
now jordan

1409
00:54:35,280 –> 00:54:38,319
it

1410
00:54:36,160 –> 00:54:41,359
is

1411
00:54:38,319 –> 00:54:43,359
i’ll say a little cloudy but there’s no

1412
00:54:41,359 –> 00:54:47,200
like rain or anything like that just

1413
00:54:43,359 –> 00:54:48,880
some overcast so there’s no sunlight

1414
00:54:47,200 –> 00:54:49,839
no sunlight

1415
00:54:48,880 –> 00:54:51,680
cool

1416
00:54:49,839 –> 00:54:53,599
cool no sunlight that’s like breaking

1417
00:54:51,680 –> 00:54:55,359
the clouds

1418
00:54:53,599 –> 00:54:58,160
excellent

1419
00:54:55,359 –> 00:55:00,240
so when tara is going to hop on zell

1420
00:54:58,160 –> 00:55:01,280
because that was her thing that she did

1421
00:55:00,240 –> 00:55:03,520
yes

1422
00:55:01,280 –> 00:55:04,880
and

1423
00:55:03,520 –> 00:55:06,640
okay this is more important i think to

1424
00:55:04,880 –> 00:55:08,480
do first considering how [ __ ] badly

1425
00:55:06,640 –> 00:55:09,760
they got hurt that last round

1426
00:55:08,480 –> 00:55:11,920
she’s gonna assume her shepherd of the

1427
00:55:09,760 –> 00:55:13,200
fae form as she hops on zal as her

1428
00:55:11,920 –> 00:55:14,319
action

1429
00:55:13,200 –> 00:55:17,520
okay

1430
00:55:14,319 –> 00:55:20,640
and she’s going to bonus action herself

1431
00:55:17,520 –> 00:55:22,559
send out her her spirit totem

1432
00:55:20,640 –> 00:55:24,079
and to start off with she’s picking

1433
00:55:22,559 –> 00:55:26,400
grown-up bear

1434
00:55:24,079 –> 00:55:27,280
all right so that they all get 14 temp

1435
00:55:26,400 –> 00:55:29,680
hp

1436
00:55:27,280 –> 00:55:31,520
to all my allies there’s no number limit

1437
00:55:29,680 –> 00:55:33,359
by the way all my allies right now get

1438
00:55:31,520 –> 00:55:34,480
14 temp hp

1439
00:55:33,359 –> 00:55:35,920
nice

1440
00:55:34,480 –> 00:55:37,280
and they also gained advantage on any

1441
00:55:35,920 –> 00:55:39,359
strength checks and strength saving

1442
00:55:37,280 –> 00:55:41,839
throws while in my aura which they all

1443
00:55:39,359 –> 00:55:42,720
are because it’s a literal 60 foot wide

1444
00:55:41,839 –> 00:55:44,400
thing

1445
00:55:42,720 –> 00:55:45,359
so

1446
00:55:44,400 –> 00:55:47,599
yeah

1447
00:55:45,359 –> 00:55:49,760
and then she’s just like

1448
00:55:47,599 –> 00:55:51,440
don’t say anything and she’s yelling at

1449
00:55:49,760 –> 00:55:52,559
irwin because she knows that she’s got

1450
00:55:51,440 –> 00:55:56,319
really long hair now and that’s not

1451
00:55:52,559 –> 00:55:56,319
normal for her and she’s upset by

1452
00:55:56,480 –> 00:56:03,599
yeah no you fly up into the air and in a

1453
00:56:00,400 –> 00:56:06,880
loud roar you bypass your shifting and

1454
00:56:03,599 –> 00:56:08,319
go straight into your shepard form

1455
00:56:06,880 –> 00:56:11,920
and

1456
00:56:08,319 –> 00:56:14,799
wild fae energy is

1457
00:56:11,920 –> 00:56:18,240
bouncing around you wildly as your hair

1458
00:56:14,799 –> 00:56:21,040
grows long erwin just kind of looks up

1459
00:56:18,240 –> 00:56:22,720
and your entire family is enraptured by

1460
00:56:21,040 –> 00:56:25,920
the aura of

1461
00:56:22,720 –> 00:56:28,960
big daddy bear and he just kind of like

1462
00:56:25,920 –> 00:56:31,440
nods as he like shoots another arrow

1463
00:56:28,960 –> 00:56:33,119
into one of the zombies

1464
00:56:31,440 –> 00:56:35,280
don’t say anything

1465
00:56:33,119 –> 00:56:37,680
and then she’s gonna

1466
00:56:35,280 –> 00:56:39,760
i’m curious if zal’s part of her magic

1467
00:56:37,680 –> 00:56:42,240
and if that counts for hitting these

1468
00:56:39,760 –> 00:56:44,880
magical enemies

1469
00:56:42,240 –> 00:56:45,760
i don’t know

1470
00:56:44,880 –> 00:56:49,359
so

1471
00:56:45,760 –> 00:56:53,440
she’s gonna tell zao to attack

1472
00:56:49,359 –> 00:56:53,440
magic missile that one sounds not fun

1473
00:56:54,079 –> 00:56:59,200
all right go ahead and roll it

1474
00:56:57,280 –> 00:57:00,960
23

1475
00:56:59,200 –> 00:57:02,799
hits okay

1476
00:57:00,960 –> 00:57:06,000
does it actually hit is what i’m curious

1477
00:57:02,799 –> 00:57:06,000
to see and that’s gonna be

1478
00:57:06,920 –> 00:57:10,559
22 damage

1479
00:57:10,960 –> 00:57:16,559
so as zell dives down you have your hand

1480
00:57:14,880 –> 00:57:19,359
resting on him

1481
00:57:16,559 –> 00:57:22,559
and your feywild energy

1482
00:57:19,359 –> 00:57:25,040
leeches into him

1483
00:57:22,559 –> 00:57:28,400
as he strikes through the magic missiles

1484
00:57:25,040 –> 00:57:30,799
and you see they definitely take damage

1485
00:57:28,400 –> 00:57:33,440
oh [ __ ]

1486
00:57:30,799 –> 00:57:37,119
nice and the magic missile in particular

1487
00:57:33,440 –> 00:57:41,000
takes a sizable chunk

1488
00:57:37,119 –> 00:57:41,000
good jobs all

1489
00:57:41,680 –> 00:57:45,599
oh go back up let’s get out of this area

1490
00:57:44,400 –> 00:57:48,000
ah

1491
00:57:45,599 –> 00:57:50,640
and he shoots back up

1492
00:57:48,000 –> 00:57:52,799
that’s all i’m gonna do for now

1493
00:57:50,640 –> 00:57:55,359
alright

1494
00:57:52,799 –> 00:57:57,599
arlo europe

1495
00:57:55,359 –> 00:58:00,880
cool legumes

1496
00:57:57,599 –> 00:58:03,119
what level spell is finger of death

1497
00:58:00,880 –> 00:58:04,400
figure of death is a seventh level spell

1498
00:58:03,119 –> 00:58:06,240
penis

1499
00:58:04,400 –> 00:58:07,280
okay

1500
00:58:06,240 –> 00:58:09,040
let’s see

1501
00:58:07,280 –> 00:58:11,760
yeah each of the spells that i described

1502
00:58:09,040 –> 00:58:13,200
goes up by one level each

1503
00:58:11,760 –> 00:58:15,359
so it ranges from cantrips to seven

1504
00:58:13,200 –> 00:58:17,599
level spells

1505
00:58:15,359 –> 00:58:18,880
all right i am going to risk it for the

1506
00:58:17,599 –> 00:58:20,640
biscuit

1507
00:58:18,880 –> 00:58:23,520
risk that bisque

1508
00:58:20,640 –> 00:58:24,880
i’m going to cast a third level dispel

1509
00:58:23,520 –> 00:58:26,400
magic

1510
00:58:24,880 –> 00:58:27,280
on finger of death

1511
00:58:26,400 –> 00:58:28,880
oh

1512
00:58:27,280 –> 00:58:30,400
the dc

1513
00:58:28,880 –> 00:58:32,720
is 10

1514
00:58:30,400 –> 00:58:37,280
plus the spell’s level

1515
00:58:32,720 –> 00:58:39,839
all right go ahead and roll it

1516
00:58:37,280 –> 00:58:41,920
my good man that is a 19.

1517
00:58:39,839 –> 00:58:44,559
oh

1518
00:58:41,920 –> 00:58:48,160
the finger of death was already caught

1519
00:58:44,559 –> 00:58:50,720
in granifor’s i-beam but now you see it

1520
00:58:48,160 –> 00:58:54,400
almost begin to

1521
00:58:50,720 –> 00:58:55,920
lose some of its essence

1522
00:58:54,400 –> 00:58:56,640
i was hoping it would dissipate but all

1523
00:58:55,920 –> 00:58:58,960
right

1524
00:58:56,640 –> 00:59:00,640
yeah no no it’s not going to just auto

1525
00:58:58,960 –> 00:59:01,680
kill it

1526
00:59:00,640 –> 00:59:05,119
but

1527
00:59:01,680 –> 00:59:08,000
it does have some fun extra effects that

1528
00:59:05,119 –> 00:59:09,440
granoforce thing does not

1529
00:59:08,000 –> 00:59:11,280
oh

1530
00:59:09,440 –> 00:59:13,440
okay okay all right

1531
00:59:11,280 –> 00:59:18,400
so because you someone with the blessing

1532
00:59:13,440 –> 00:59:20,720
of the fae cast this on him or it rather

1533
00:59:18,400 –> 00:59:21,680
it now

1534
00:59:20,720 –> 00:59:24,559
has

1535
00:59:21,680 –> 00:59:27,599
vulnerability to all damage that you and

1536
00:59:24,559 –> 00:59:28,480
winter cast until the end of your next

1537
00:59:27,599 –> 00:59:30,880
turn

1538
00:59:28,480 –> 00:59:34,160
and it loses the immunity to damage from

1539
00:59:30,880 –> 00:59:36,079
other creatures for the same duration

1540
00:59:34,160 –> 00:59:37,599
nice

1541
00:59:36,079 –> 00:59:40,160
nice

1542
00:59:37,599 –> 00:59:41,920
so yeah no you can right [ __ ] that

1543
00:59:40,160 –> 00:59:43,200
finger of death now

1544
00:59:41,920 –> 00:59:45,520
it’s almost like we’re giving it the

1545
00:59:43,200 –> 00:59:45,520
finger

1546
00:59:45,839 –> 00:59:50,559
is that gonna be it for you

1547
00:59:47,520 –> 00:59:52,559
so as my bonus action

1548
00:59:50,559 –> 00:59:55,599
i shall cast

1549
00:59:52,559 –> 00:59:57,760
a sanctuary on winter

1550
00:59:55,599 –> 01:00:00,400
ah very nice

1551
00:59:57,760 –> 01:00:01,920
wait doesn’t that mean i can’t attack um

1552
01:00:00,400 –> 01:00:03,359
no you order creature within range

1553
01:00:01,920 –> 01:00:04,720
against attack until the spell ends any

1554
01:00:03,359 –> 01:00:06,799
creature who targets the warded creature

1555
01:00:04,720 –> 01:00:08,480
must um with an attack or a harmful

1556
01:00:06,799 –> 01:00:11,280
spell must first make a wisdom saving

1557
01:00:08,480 –> 01:00:14,000
throw on a failed save the creature must

1558
01:00:11,280 –> 01:00:15,839
choose a new target or lose the attack

1559
01:00:14,000 –> 01:00:18,960
basically if i fail the wisdom saving

1560
01:00:15,839 –> 01:00:20,880
throw then i don’t get to attack like

1561
01:00:18,960 –> 01:00:22,640
attack somebody else or i can attack

1562
01:00:20,880 –> 01:00:24,400
somebody but if you do attack then the

1563
01:00:22,640 –> 01:00:25,920
war does go away okay that’s what i

1564
01:00:24,400 –> 01:00:27,200
thought yeah that i can’t attack or the

1565
01:00:25,920 –> 01:00:28,880
ward disappears

1566
01:00:27,200 –> 01:00:30,880
oh [ __ ] that’s right it does do that

1567
01:00:28,880 –> 01:00:32,319
wait hold on i might i didn’t read the

1568
01:00:30,880 –> 01:00:34,799
end of it

1569
01:00:32,319 –> 01:00:36,720
there are also a ton of other things

1570
01:00:34,799 –> 01:00:37,760
that will be going before when tara gets

1571
01:00:36,720 –> 01:00:40,400
a chance

1572
01:00:37,760 –> 01:00:43,200
true that’s true oh sure yeah i stand by

1573
01:00:40,400 –> 01:00:45,040
that action i’m doing it knocking it in

1574
01:00:43,200 –> 01:00:46,880
yeah that’s it that’s not a bad move by

1575
01:00:45,040 –> 01:00:49,280
any stretch of the imagination

1576
01:00:46,880 –> 01:00:51,440
yeah sanctuary on winter

1577
01:00:49,280 –> 01:00:54,240
and the way that like arlo cast like

1578
01:00:51,440 –> 01:00:55,599
sanctuary is that like you know the

1579
01:00:54,240 –> 01:00:57,440
holy light like blaze from the shield

1580
01:00:55,599 –> 01:00:59,359
you’re all seeing arlo like to um cast a

1581
01:00:57,440 –> 01:01:01,440
bunch of spells he hasn’t um before

1582
01:00:59,359 –> 01:01:03,040
because they’re support spells and he

1583
01:01:01,440 –> 01:01:04,160
he just doesn’t use them he just wants

1584
01:01:03,040 –> 01:01:06,880
to hit [ __ ]

1585
01:01:04,160 –> 01:01:08,559
and like yo he blasts the holy light

1586
01:01:06,880 –> 01:01:11,200
out of his shield and it like you know

1587
01:01:08,559 –> 01:01:13,839
it surrounds winter like you’re like um

1588
01:01:11,200 –> 01:01:15,680
circles around her in like a ball of

1589
01:01:13,839 –> 01:01:17,839
like bright light but if you look

1590
01:01:15,680 –> 01:01:19,440
closely you can see like within the ball

1591
01:01:17,839 –> 01:01:21,440
of bright light

1592
01:01:19,440 –> 01:01:24,559
arlo is sitting on there like giving you

1593
01:01:21,440 –> 01:01:26,559
a thumbs up in a backwards chair he’s

1594
01:01:24,559 –> 01:01:29,280
true holy symbol

1595
01:01:26,559 –> 01:01:30,079
yep his true holy symbol the backwards

1596
01:01:29,280 –> 01:01:33,119
chair

1597
01:01:30,079 –> 01:01:35,040
my god if we meet bahamut and like there

1598
01:01:33,119 –> 01:01:36,720
are depictions of backwards chairs

1599
01:01:35,040 –> 01:01:39,440
across this like [ __ ] palace or some

1600
01:01:36,720 –> 01:01:40,960
[ __ ] i will lose my you’ll hear me like

1601
01:01:39,440 –> 01:01:42,720
throw my headphones down because i won’t

1602
01:01:40,960 –> 01:01:44,720
be able to handle it

1603
01:01:42,720 –> 01:01:45,440
oh god all right is that gonna be it for

1604
01:01:44,720 –> 01:01:47,520
you

1605
01:01:45,440 –> 01:01:52,240
that is it for me

1606
01:01:47,520 –> 01:01:53,839
so next up is the necromancer’s turn

1607
01:01:52,240 –> 01:01:55,440
and he

1608
01:01:53,839 –> 01:01:56,880
is going to

1609
01:01:55,440 –> 01:01:59,039
look around

1610
01:01:56,880 –> 01:02:01,920
and

1611
01:01:59,039 –> 01:02:05,119
i say no one has really identified

1612
01:02:01,920 –> 01:02:07,359
himself as a huge threat real quick so

1613
01:02:05,119 –> 01:02:10,000
what i’m going to do

1614
01:02:07,359 –> 01:02:12,240
is i’m going to roll a d4 to see who he

1615
01:02:10,000 –> 01:02:13,200
is targeting

1616
01:02:12,240 –> 01:02:15,359
that

1617
01:02:13,200 –> 01:02:17,839
was a 4

1618
01:02:15,359 –> 01:02:19,359
which i’m basing this off of everyone’s

1619
01:02:17,839 –> 01:02:21,440
initiative order

1620
01:02:19,359 –> 01:02:24,079
oh man so that’s

1621
01:02:21,440 –> 01:02:25,839
bookworm oh [ __ ]

1622
01:02:24,079 –> 01:02:27,680
no yes

1623
01:02:25,839 –> 01:02:30,480
yes

1624
01:02:27,680 –> 01:02:30,480
you thought it was yours

1625
01:02:31,680 –> 01:02:35,599
there’s four of you guys in the

1626
01:02:33,920 –> 01:02:38,160
initiative order you noticed bookworm

1627
01:02:35,599 –> 01:02:40,559
wasn’t on that npc list

1628
01:02:38,160 –> 01:02:42,079
i thought she was just part of the npc’s

1629
01:02:40,559 –> 01:02:44,319
no

1630
01:02:42,079 –> 01:02:45,680
i’m controlling her

1631
01:02:44,319 –> 01:02:47,119
i don’t like this

1632
01:02:45,680 –> 01:02:48,640
honestly it tracks though he did go for

1633
01:02:47,119 –> 01:02:51,119
her first last time too

1634
01:02:48,640 –> 01:02:52,880
oh yeah that’s true yep and since none

1635
01:02:51,119 –> 01:02:55,280
of you have like identified and if he

1636
01:02:52,880 –> 01:02:56,720
was a threat he goes for a familiar

1637
01:02:55,280 –> 01:03:00,559
target

1638
01:02:56,720 –> 01:03:03,359
and he points to bookworm

1639
01:03:00,559 –> 01:03:06,559
and he himself

1640
01:03:03,359 –> 01:03:08,400
is going to cast finger of death

1641
01:03:06,559 –> 01:03:11,760
so bookworm now needs to make a

1642
01:03:08,400 –> 01:03:13,200
constitution saving throw

1643
01:03:11,760 –> 01:03:16,079
can i use pendleton to give her

1644
01:03:13,200 –> 01:03:17,200
advantage on that saving throw

1645
01:03:16,079 –> 01:03:19,520
yes

1646
01:03:17,200 –> 01:03:21,680
because i haven’t used a reaction

1647
01:03:19,520 –> 01:03:24,000
this is true you have not

1648
01:03:21,680 –> 01:03:26,079
so you happen to look over in the

1649
01:03:24,000 –> 01:03:27,839
direction of the necromancer and you

1650
01:03:26,079 –> 01:03:30,960
hear pendleton say

1651
01:03:27,839 –> 01:03:32,880
i don’t think he’s aiming for you the

1652
01:03:30,960 –> 01:03:34,880
farewell

1653
01:03:32,880 –> 01:03:36,079
fuckworm watch out

1654
01:03:34,880 –> 01:03:40,000
okay

1655
01:03:36,079 –> 01:03:42,720
that first one for her is

1656
01:03:40,000 –> 01:03:45,839
a 12

1657
01:03:42,720 –> 01:03:45,839
but with advantage

1658
01:03:47,280 –> 01:03:54,400
it’s worse i’m sorry

1659
01:03:50,079 –> 01:03:57,839
that is a 12 that does not pass

1660
01:03:54,400 –> 01:04:01,039
she is now going to take

1661
01:03:57,839 –> 01:04:01,039
that’s a lot of damage

1662
01:04:03,920 –> 01:04:08,079
remember she does have the 14 temp hp

1663
01:04:06,880 –> 01:04:13,280
okay

1664
01:04:08,079 –> 01:04:16,400
she is going to take

1665
01:04:13,280 –> 01:04:19,920
71 points of damage

1666
01:04:16,400 –> 01:04:23,359
great great great okay

1667
01:04:19,920 –> 01:04:29,200
so minus the 14

1668
01:04:23,359 –> 01:04:31,359
that is going to be 58 points of damage

1669
01:04:29,200 –> 01:04:34,000
the small consolation prize we made

1670
01:04:31,359 –> 01:04:36,480
jordan have to do mathematics

1671
01:04:34,000 –> 01:04:38,480
yeah the horror

1672
01:04:36,480 –> 01:04:40,240
okay yeah bookworm looks

1673
01:04:38,480 –> 01:04:41,359
bad

1674
01:04:40,240 –> 01:04:43,440
very

1675
01:04:41,359 –> 01:04:46,000
very bad

1676
01:04:43,440 –> 01:04:47,839
there is a very loud growl from the sky

1677
01:04:46,000 –> 01:04:49,359
as when tara watches that happen and her

1678
01:04:47,839 –> 01:04:51,520
immediate attention is now on that

1679
01:04:49,359 –> 01:04:54,359
necromancer

1680
01:04:51,520 –> 01:04:57,839
that is going to be his turn it is now

1681
01:04:54,359 –> 01:04:57,839
bookworms turn

1682
01:04:58,079 –> 01:05:02,799
so

1683
01:04:59,440 –> 01:05:05,839
you see that bookworm pulls herself up

1684
01:05:02,799 –> 01:05:08,160
from that monstrous blast of necrotic

1685
01:05:05,839 –> 01:05:10,480
energy

1686
01:05:08,160 –> 01:05:10,480
and

1687
01:05:10,559 –> 01:05:19,680
she looks up to you when tara

1688
01:05:14,480 –> 01:05:22,960
and gives you sort of a reassuring nod

1689
01:05:19,680 –> 01:05:25,520
the growl quiets a little bit

1690
01:05:22,960 –> 01:05:28,960
and then

1691
01:05:25,520 –> 01:05:30,880
she conjures the wind

1692
01:05:28,960 –> 01:05:33,599
and starts to whisper druidic

1693
01:05:30,880 –> 01:05:35,599
incantations

1694
01:05:33,599 –> 01:05:38,160
and then raises her hands in the

1695
01:05:35,599 –> 01:05:41,760
direction of the necromancer

1696
01:05:38,160 –> 01:05:43,599
and is going to cast watery sphere

1697
01:05:41,760 –> 01:05:44,799
he now needs to make a strength saving

1698
01:05:43,599 –> 01:05:48,559
throw

1699
01:05:44,799 –> 01:05:48,559
or he’s in for a real bad time

1700
01:05:48,799 –> 01:05:51,839
that my friends

1701
01:05:52,000 –> 01:05:57,599
is a natural

1702
01:05:55,200 –> 01:05:57,599
2.

1703
01:06:02,240 –> 01:06:09,680
water begins to seep up from the ground

1704
01:06:05,920 –> 01:06:12,960
and envelops the necromancer as he is

1705
01:06:09,680 –> 01:06:14,720
now trapped inside this sphere and is

1706
01:06:12,960 –> 01:06:18,880
restrained

1707
01:06:14,720 –> 01:06:20,480
haha what are you gonna do now

1708
01:06:18,880 –> 01:06:23,119
everyone stops what they’re doing and

1709
01:06:20,480 –> 01:06:26,160
looks at you disapprovingly

1710
01:06:23,119 –> 01:06:26,160
the growl gets louder

1711
01:06:28,400 –> 01:06:31,839
i regret nothing

1712
01:06:30,079 –> 01:06:34,640
you hear a brief breeze of wind go by it

1713
01:06:31,839 –> 01:06:37,839
says i almost died

1714
01:06:34,640 –> 01:06:37,839
hey welcome to the clip

1715
01:06:38,079 –> 01:06:40,799
nah but seriously i’m glad you’re not

1716
01:06:39,599 –> 01:06:44,319
not dead

1717
01:06:40,799 –> 01:06:44,319
you just look like what the [ __ ] man

1718
01:06:44,880 –> 01:06:50,000
so with that we are now back up to the

1719
01:06:47,520 –> 01:06:51,119
top of the initiative

1720
01:06:50,000 –> 01:06:53,440
order

1721
01:06:51,119 –> 01:06:57,680
first things first

1722
01:06:53,440 –> 01:06:59,440
someone wrote me a luck check

1723
01:06:57,680 –> 01:07:00,799
katie

1724
01:06:59,440 –> 01:07:04,000
got it

1725
01:07:00,799 –> 01:07:06,559
i has a 15 do

1726
01:07:04,000 –> 01:07:06,559
15

1727
01:07:06,799 –> 01:07:09,839
was the dc

1728
01:07:10,079 –> 01:07:13,760
baby

1729
01:07:11,839 –> 01:07:17,280
hopefully for a good thing

1730
01:07:13,760 –> 01:07:19,520
the battle continues to rage on this

1731
01:07:17,280 –> 01:07:23,520
necromancer has been trapped

1732
01:07:19,520 –> 01:07:26,240
the other spells managed to get out of

1733
01:07:23,520 –> 01:07:28,880
the effect of granifor’s i-beam which

1734
01:07:26,240 –> 01:07:33,839
we’ll get to in a second

1735
01:07:28,880 –> 01:07:33,839
and as things begin to escalate

1736
01:07:33,920 –> 01:07:40,160
wintera you notice that a rock comes

1737
01:07:36,880 –> 01:07:43,520
flying up towards you

1738
01:07:40,160 –> 01:07:47,520
but before you have the chance

1739
01:07:43,520 –> 01:07:47,520
to do anything about it

1740
01:07:47,760 –> 01:07:56,760
it gets blasted out of the sky

1741
01:07:51,839 –> 01:07:56,760
by a blast of lightning

1742
01:07:57,280 –> 01:08:03,200
you all notice this and follow the path

1743
01:08:01,039 –> 01:08:07,520
of the lightning

1744
01:08:03,200 –> 01:08:08,799
and just at the edge of the forest

1745
01:08:07,520 –> 01:08:12,160
you see

1746
01:08:08,799 –> 01:08:14,000
a figure in a black hood

1747
01:08:12,160 –> 01:08:16,080
holding out

1748
01:08:14,000 –> 01:08:19,600
a scaled

1749
01:08:16,080 –> 01:08:22,400
tattooed arm

1750
01:08:19,600 –> 01:08:23,839
and as he pulls back the hood

1751
01:08:22,400 –> 01:08:26,400
you

1752
01:08:23,839 –> 01:08:26,400
melg

1753
01:08:27,040 –> 01:08:31,679
oh

1754
01:08:27,920 –> 01:08:31,679
[ __ ] yeah dude

1755
01:08:31,920 –> 01:08:35,839
so the boss said you guys called for

1756
01:08:33,440 –> 01:08:38,560
backup yeah

1757
01:08:35,839 –> 01:08:38,560
hey nag

1758
01:08:42,960 –> 01:08:46,880
doesn’t want to give away her position

1759
01:08:44,560 –> 01:08:48,239
but she’s so excited right now

1760
01:08:46,880 –> 01:08:51,120
i was like in the thick of it he’s like

1761
01:08:48,239 –> 01:08:52,719
hell yeah now [ __ ] it

1762
01:08:51,120 –> 01:08:54,799
make sure you watch my brother you know

1763
01:08:52,719 –> 01:08:56,799
he attracts lots of danger

1764
01:08:54,799 –> 01:08:59,679
oh don’t worry about that

1765
01:08:56,799 –> 01:09:02,080
i’m also not the only one who came along

1766
01:08:59,679 –> 01:09:05,520
and he motions behind him

1767
01:09:02,080 –> 01:09:07,520
and you see three figures emerge from

1768
01:09:05,520 –> 01:09:10,560
the brush

1769
01:09:07,520 –> 01:09:12,960
it’s hard to tell who they are at first

1770
01:09:10,560 –> 01:09:15,679
but once they clear and are in the lag

1771
01:09:12,960 –> 01:09:18,000
of day you recognize them

1772
01:09:15,679 –> 01:09:21,359
after all

1773
01:09:18,000 –> 01:09:24,080
they’ve always been there

1774
01:09:21,359 –> 01:09:26,400
hey guys strangling mike here ready to

1775
01:09:24,080 –> 01:09:30,880
help oh my god

1776
01:09:26,400 –> 01:09:32,719
oh god oh my god oh my god

1777
01:09:30,880 –> 01:09:34,880
oh my god

1778
01:09:32,719 –> 01:09:36,960
i forgot i made strangling mike

1779
01:09:34,880 –> 01:09:38,960
immediately

1780
01:09:36,960 –> 01:09:41,279
i immediately forgot about strangling

1781
01:09:38,960 –> 01:09:43,679
mike and i made him best call back

1782
01:09:41,279 –> 01:09:43,679
forever

1783
01:09:45,279 –> 01:09:49,920
me and the rest of team killers is

1784
01:09:47,120 –> 01:09:52,400
reporting for duty

1785
01:09:49,920 –> 01:09:55,040
and you see on either side of him is of

1786
01:09:52,400 –> 01:09:57,040
course the rest of team killers that you

1787
01:09:55,040 –> 01:09:59,440
guys also definitely knew about because

1788
01:09:57,040 –> 01:10:02,080
they’ve always been there yep

1789
01:09:59,440 –> 01:10:06,719
the whole time

1790
01:10:02,080 –> 01:10:08,320
on his left side you see a dwarf armed

1791
01:10:06,719 –> 01:10:09,280
to the two

1792
01:10:08,320 –> 01:10:12,400
with

1793
01:10:09,280 –> 01:10:15,920
guns all over him pistols at his side a

1794
01:10:12,400 –> 01:10:17,280
sawed-off shotgun on his back this is of

1795
01:10:15,920 –> 01:10:19,199
course

1796
01:10:17,280 –> 01:10:20,719
shooting johnny

1797
01:10:19,199 –> 01:10:22,880
i love it

1798
01:10:20,719 –> 01:10:26,400
shooting johnny

1799
01:10:22,880 –> 01:10:29,760
and then to the other side of strangling

1800
01:10:26,400 –> 01:10:32,239
mike you see a centaur

1801
01:10:29,760 –> 01:10:34,800
armed to the tooth again but this time

1802
01:10:32,239 –> 01:10:36,880
with daggers and two rapiers on either

1803
01:10:34,800 –> 01:10:39,520
hands as he holds a spell book in his

1804
01:10:36,880 –> 01:10:42,080
hand this is of course

1805
01:10:39,520 –> 01:10:44,480
stabbing mike or stabbing jim

1806
01:10:42,080 –> 01:10:46,960
stabbing jimmy

1807
01:10:44,480 –> 01:10:50,159
no jordan if two of them are named mike

1808
01:10:46,960 –> 01:10:52,960
and once [ __ ] isn’t

1809
01:10:50,159 –> 01:10:57,239
this stabbing mike strangling mike and

1810
01:10:52,960 –> 01:10:57,239
shooting mike not jim

1811
01:10:58,960 –> 01:11:04,719
that was a mistake on my end it is

1812
01:11:02,400 –> 01:11:07,760
it’s strangling mike’s shooting johnny

1813
01:11:04,719 –> 01:11:10,320
and stabbing jim of team killers who

1814
01:11:07,760 –> 01:11:12,960
which of course you know that is spelled

1815
01:11:10,320 –> 01:11:16,000
all lowercase the e is a three and the s

1816
01:11:12,960 –> 01:11:18,239
is capital for the three s’s of murder

1817
01:11:16,000 –> 01:11:20,000
i’m sorry what

1818
01:11:18,239 –> 01:11:22,400
oh shoot and strangling stabbing all

1819
01:11:20,000 –> 01:11:24,880
right i got it i figured it out yup i’m

1820
01:11:22,400 –> 01:11:27,600
not smart i’m not smart everybody

1821
01:11:24,880 –> 01:11:30,560
i am also now sending you guys another

1822
01:11:27,600 –> 01:11:33,040
list of npcs for you all to [ __ ] with

1823
01:11:30,560 –> 01:11:33,040
any clues

1824
01:11:34,400 –> 01:11:42,000
[ __ ] as you guys now have neg and team

1825
01:11:37,360 –> 01:11:44,640
killers oh my actual goodness

1826
01:11:42,000 –> 01:11:47,840
i spent a long time working on this

1827
01:11:44,640 –> 01:11:47,840
fight holy [ __ ]

1828
01:11:48,000 –> 01:11:52,800
this is [ __ ] brilliant as hell man

1829
01:11:51,520 –> 01:11:55,360
thanks fam

1830
01:11:52,800 –> 01:11:57,920
so now that that is all out of the way

1831
01:11:55,360 –> 01:11:59,199
let’s get back to our top of the order

1832
01:11:57,920 –> 01:12:02,400
business

1833
01:11:59,199 –> 01:12:04,320
what are we doing with the npcs

1834
01:12:02,400 –> 01:12:06,640
including the four new ones

1835
01:12:04,320 –> 01:12:08,719
and granifor

1836
01:12:06,640 –> 01:12:10,080
can we split the four new ones as their

1837
01:12:08,719 –> 01:12:12,320
own group or do they have to say it’s

1838
01:12:10,080 –> 01:12:13,840
like the mpc monolith

1839
01:12:12,320 –> 01:12:15,360
for simplicity’s sake i’m gonna say

1840
01:12:13,840 –> 01:12:16,960
monolith

1841
01:12:15,360 –> 01:12:18,560
so i think for now until we get it a

1842
01:12:16,960 –> 01:12:19,920
little bit lower like maybe next round

1843
01:12:18,560 –> 01:12:21,520
we can use them themselves but i think

1844
01:12:19,920 –> 01:12:23,280
for now we keep it the horde for like

1845
01:12:21,520 –> 01:12:24,640
tactical sake

1846
01:12:23,280 –> 01:12:26,320
that’s fair

1847
01:12:24,640 –> 01:12:28,239
you didn’t knock them down by a pretty

1848
01:12:26,320 –> 01:12:29,920
sizable amount

1849
01:12:28,239 –> 01:12:32,400
so if that is what you guys are going to

1850
01:12:29,920 –> 01:12:34,480
be doing then we will uh roll random

1851
01:12:32,400 –> 01:12:36,960
four’s thing when we get there but for

1852
01:12:34,480 –> 01:12:39,440
now safe

1853
01:12:36,960 –> 01:12:42,400
so the necromancer is now trapped in a

1854
01:12:39,440 –> 01:12:44,400
swirling ball of water right

1855
01:12:42,400 –> 01:12:46,239
correct

1856
01:12:44,400 –> 01:12:48,159
oh i’m guessing i probably can’t shoot

1857
01:12:46,239 –> 01:12:49,679
arrows at him

1858
01:12:48,159 –> 01:12:51,840
it

1859
01:12:49,679 –> 01:12:54,560
does

1860
01:12:51,840 –> 01:12:57,360
not specify so you can shoot normally

1861
01:12:54,560 –> 01:12:59,600
yeah yeah

1862
01:12:57,360 –> 01:13:03,040
all right so i’m gonna go ahead and try

1863
01:12:59,600 –> 01:13:06,719
concussion this time

1864
01:13:03,040 –> 01:13:08,000
does a 17 hit

1865
01:13:06,719 –> 01:13:09,840
no

1866
01:13:08,000 –> 01:13:11,280
damn it

1867
01:13:09,840 –> 01:13:12,560
same as last time you asked me that

1868
01:13:11,280 –> 01:13:14,480
question

1869
01:13:12,560 –> 01:13:16,480
yeah

1870
01:13:14,480 –> 01:13:20,560
oh wait um i didn’t roll that with

1871
01:13:16,480 –> 01:13:22,640
advantage because i i’m in sneak attack

1872
01:13:20,560 –> 01:13:24,960
yes you are still hidden so go ahead and

1873
01:13:22,640 –> 01:13:27,520
roll that again

1874
01:13:24,960 –> 01:13:30,840
yay 20.

1875
01:13:27,520 –> 01:13:34,080
that does hit wait natural

1876
01:13:30,840 –> 01:13:35,760
yes oh well here we go

1877
01:13:34,080 –> 01:13:39,199
nice

1878
01:13:35,760 –> 01:13:42,480
pop whoops here i go kill it again

1879
01:13:39,199 –> 01:13:43,920
killing again killing again

1880
01:13:42,480 –> 01:13:44,960
okay what shot did you say you were

1881
01:13:43,920 –> 01:13:47,120
doing

1882
01:13:44,960 –> 01:13:49,040
i said concussion

1883
01:13:47,120 –> 01:13:51,280
all right so what do i need to do

1884
01:13:49,040 –> 01:13:52,880
a con save

1885
01:13:51,280 –> 01:13:54,880
does

1886
01:13:52,880 –> 01:13:57,040
a

1887
01:13:54,880 –> 01:14:02,320
13 pass

1888
01:13:57,040 –> 01:14:04,000
no it does not he is not prone

1889
01:14:02,320 –> 01:14:07,040
all right go ahead and roll all that

1890
01:14:04,000 –> 01:14:09,199
beautiful beautiful damage

1891
01:14:07,040 –> 01:14:11,840
48.

1892
01:14:09,199 –> 01:14:12,840
jesus [ __ ]

1893
01:14:11,840 –> 01:14:15,920
all right

1894
01:14:12,840 –> 01:14:18,159
so combining

1895
01:14:15,920 –> 01:14:19,760
all of that

1896
01:14:18,159 –> 01:14:22,960
you deal

1897
01:14:19,760 –> 01:14:24,400
100 points of damage

1898
01:14:22,960 –> 01:14:27,440
noise

1899
01:14:24,400 –> 01:14:30,560
jesus say [ __ ]

1900
01:14:27,440 –> 01:14:32,560
that is one spicy arrow

1901
01:14:30,560 –> 01:14:34,640
god

1902
01:14:32,560 –> 01:14:36,480
how’s he looking

1903
01:14:34,640 –> 01:14:37,600
how’s he looking jordan

1904
01:14:36,480 –> 01:14:39,520
that’s fine

1905
01:14:37,600 –> 01:14:41,600
[ __ ] you

1906
01:14:39,520 –> 01:14:42,480
yeah no he didn’t much care for that at

1907
01:14:41,600 –> 01:14:44,000
all

1908
01:14:42,480 –> 01:14:45,840
just imagine like he doesn’t say

1909
01:14:44,000 –> 01:14:47,199
anything this entire time we’ve ever

1910
01:14:45,840 –> 01:14:49,920
seen him like that arrow goes through

1911
01:14:47,199 –> 01:14:49,920
he’s like ah

1912
01:14:51,760 –> 01:14:54,640
what the [ __ ]

1913
01:14:54,800 –> 01:15:01,120
yeah he gets knocked from the sphere

1914
01:14:57,040 –> 01:15:03,199
completely and is prone on the ground

1915
01:15:01,120 –> 01:15:06,880
is that gonna be it for you

1916
01:15:03,199 –> 01:15:08,480
um so before that i’m going to

1917
01:15:06,880 –> 01:15:11,040
hide again

1918
01:15:08,480 –> 01:15:13,040
all right go ahead and roll

1919
01:15:11,040 –> 01:15:14,480
26

1920
01:15:13,040 –> 01:15:16,080
all right

1921
01:15:14,480 –> 01:15:18,000
i’m gonna give modi

1922
01:15:16,080 –> 01:15:20,320
one of the five potions that i bought

1923
01:15:18,000 –> 01:15:21,360
that does 50 points

1924
01:15:20,320 –> 01:15:23,520
actually

1925
01:15:21,360 –> 01:15:26,080
i’m gonna put two

1926
01:15:23,520 –> 01:15:27,760
of the little bottles like i’m gonna tie

1927
01:15:26,080 –> 01:15:30,719
them to his neck

1928
01:15:27,760 –> 01:15:34,480
and i’m gonna tell him to go give one to

1929
01:15:30,719 –> 01:15:38,159
oliver and to go give one to bookworm

1930
01:15:34,480 –> 01:15:39,440
who do you want him to prioritize

1931
01:15:38,159 –> 01:15:40,719
bookworm

1932
01:15:39,440 –> 01:15:42,080
because she’s a little worse off right

1933
01:15:40,719 –> 01:15:43,120
now

1934
01:15:42,080 –> 01:15:45,040
all right he’s gonna go ahead and

1935
01:15:43,120 –> 01:15:47,120
scamper off for now

1936
01:15:45,040 –> 01:15:49,199
is that gonna do it for you

1937
01:15:47,120 –> 01:15:51,199
yes

1938
01:15:49,199 –> 01:15:54,480
okay

1939
01:15:51,199 –> 01:15:56,239
layer action time

1940
01:15:54,480 –> 01:15:58,400
if you would help me roll this damage

1941
01:15:56,239 –> 01:16:03,360
again because dear god

1942
01:15:58,400 –> 01:16:03,360
we will start with sibo once again

1943
01:16:03,760 –> 01:16:10,080
so 16 d8

1944
01:16:06,880 –> 01:16:12,880
well i rolled the 16 d8 and got a 75

1945
01:16:10,080 –> 01:16:14,880
cool 12 d8 now

1946
01:16:12,880 –> 01:16:17,120
45

1947
01:16:14,880 –> 01:16:20,159
and 2d 10.

1948
01:16:17,120 –> 01:16:22,719
oh actually hold on on the 2d 10 do you

1949
01:16:20,159 –> 01:16:25,120
want sibo to heal someone or use it to

1950
01:16:22,719 –> 01:16:26,320
do damage

1951
01:16:25,120 –> 01:16:28,480
heal

1952
01:16:26,320 –> 01:16:30,480
uh heal someone

1953
01:16:28,480 –> 01:16:32,320
heal oliver

1954
01:16:30,480 –> 01:16:34,320
okay roll the two d10 and that’ll heal

1955
01:16:32,320 –> 01:16:36,159
oliver

1956
01:16:34,320 –> 01:16:38,719
12.

1957
01:16:36,159 –> 01:16:42,000
all right

1958
01:16:38,719 –> 01:16:44,320
now we are going over to oliver

1959
01:16:42,000 –> 01:16:46,880
so uh

1960
01:16:44,320 –> 01:16:48,960
which that was a d4 plus strength

1961
01:16:46,880 –> 01:16:50,159
no d6 plus strength okay yeah d6 muscle

1962
01:16:48,960 –> 01:16:52,239
strength

1963
01:16:50,159 –> 01:16:53,440
i rolled no i got it six

1964
01:16:52,239 –> 01:16:55,040
oh okay

1965
01:16:53,440 –> 01:16:57,600
that’s better

1966
01:16:55,040 –> 01:16:59,600
you said it first deal with it

1967
01:16:57,600 –> 01:17:01,440
we’ll we’ll take your six for twinkles

1968
01:16:59,600 –> 01:17:03,840
thing since it’s also a d6 so that’ll be

1969
01:17:01,440 –> 01:17:05,040
plus 11.

1970
01:17:03,840 –> 01:17:07,199
heroin

1971
01:17:05,040 –> 01:17:09,120
2d8

1972
01:17:07,199 –> 01:17:12,239
15.

1973
01:17:09,120 –> 01:17:13,760
finally 66 for auric

1974
01:17:12,239 –> 01:17:15,600
i say finally but we still have everyone

1975
01:17:13,760 –> 01:17:17,679
else

1976
01:17:15,600 –> 01:17:20,159
19.

1977
01:17:17,679 –> 01:17:22,320
all right

1978
01:17:20,159 –> 01:17:24,640
time for nilg

1979
01:17:22,320 –> 01:17:27,199
all right now it’s going to be but a d4

1980
01:17:24,640 –> 01:17:28,840
because he only has a dagger

1981
01:17:27,199 –> 01:17:33,760
one

1982
01:17:28,840 –> 01:17:33,760
cool now for strangling mike

1983
01:17:34,800 –> 01:17:38,960
who fun fact by the way

1984
01:17:37,120 –> 01:17:40,640
is actually let me before we do this let

1985
01:17:38,960 –> 01:17:42,880
me paint you guys a picture on how i

1986
01:17:40,640 –> 01:17:44,960
imagine strangling mike does stuff

1987
01:17:42,880 –> 01:17:47,840
he heads out into the field like well

1988
01:17:44,960 –> 01:17:51,280
time to do my thing trips

1989
01:17:47,840 –> 01:17:52,400
smacks into the ground and passes out

1990
01:17:51,280 –> 01:17:54,159
and then

1991
01:17:52,400 –> 01:17:56,840
shooting johnny and stab and jim are

1992
01:17:54,159 –> 01:18:00,159
just sitting there just like wait for

1993
01:17:56,840 –> 01:18:01,199
it and then suddenly strangling mike

1994
01:18:00,159 –> 01:18:03,360
gets up

1995
01:18:01,199 –> 01:18:05,920
and just screams who do i have to

1996
01:18:03,360 –> 01:18:07,360
strangle

1997
01:18:05,920 –> 01:18:09,280
get it

1998
01:18:07,360 –> 01:18:10,960
and snap and jim just says kalashta what

1999
01:18:09,280 –> 01:18:12,400
are you gonna do

2000
01:18:10,960 –> 01:18:14,000
i was wondering if that was what you did

2001
01:18:12,400 –> 01:18:14,960
nice wow

2002
01:18:14,000 –> 01:18:17,360
wow

2003
01:18:14,960 –> 01:18:20,000
a kalashtar barbarian

2004
01:18:17,360 –> 01:18:22,710
with by the way a uh one of my custom

2005
01:18:20,000 –> 01:18:24,560
homebrew things the path of strangling

2006
01:18:22,710 –> 01:18:26,800
[Laughter]

2007
01:18:24,560 –> 01:18:27,600
i just love strangling

2008
01:18:26,800 –> 01:18:31,280
but

2009
01:18:27,600 –> 01:18:33,040
he is going to be 2d four

2010
01:18:31,280 –> 01:18:34,880
six

2011
01:18:33,040 –> 01:18:37,199
shooting johnny

2012
01:18:34,880 –> 01:18:39,760
two d10 please

2013
01:18:37,199 –> 01:18:41,440
yo that’s [ __ ] twenty

2014
01:18:39,760 –> 01:18:43,920
nice

2015
01:18:41,440 –> 01:18:46,000
shooting johnny came to play

2016
01:18:43,920 –> 01:18:47,920
your giant good at what he do

2017
01:18:46,000 –> 01:18:50,960
shooting johnny came to chew bubble gum

2018
01:18:47,920 –> 01:18:54,560
and shoot ass he’s out of bubble

2019
01:18:50,960 –> 01:18:57,040
and he’s all out of bullets

2020
01:18:54,560 –> 01:18:59,920
could anyone spare a stick of gum

2021
01:18:57,040 –> 01:19:01,440
does them just do booming blades

2022
01:18:59,920 –> 01:19:02,400
he has rapiers

2023
01:19:01,440 –> 01:19:04,880
okay

2024
01:19:02,400 –> 01:19:06,480
so 2d8

2025
01:19:04,880 –> 01:19:08,640
6.

2026
01:19:06,480 –> 01:19:11,360
the world that you have built for us is

2027
01:19:08,640 –> 01:19:13,360
impressive this is true

2028
01:19:11,360 –> 01:19:16,960
you know what else is impressive

2029
01:19:13,360 –> 01:19:20,719
the collective 240 damage they just did

2030
01:19:16,960 –> 01:19:23,199
holy [ __ ] that’s a spicy meter ball so

2031
01:19:20,719 –> 01:19:26,719
that’s a hundred and twenty damage

2032
01:19:23,199 –> 01:19:26,719
to each half of the horde

2033
01:19:26,800 –> 01:19:30,800
how are they looking the corps flowers

2034
01:19:28,800 –> 01:19:32,719
they’re not that many of left now

2035
01:19:30,800 –> 01:19:34,560
they’re they’re down to like the last

2036
01:19:32,719 –> 01:19:37,199
little bit

2037
01:19:34,560 –> 01:19:39,679
like how many like i can’t reduce their

2038
01:19:37,199 –> 01:19:40,800
damage anymore without them being gone

2039
01:19:39,679 –> 01:19:42,159
okay

2040
01:19:40,800 –> 01:19:43,199
i didn’t have like a set number i had a

2041
01:19:42,159 –> 01:19:44,640
health pool

2042
01:19:43,199 –> 01:19:46,400
okay

2043
01:19:44,640 –> 01:19:48,239
and the fear bulk zombies appear to be

2044
01:19:46,400 –> 01:19:49,840
from their starting number about halfway

2045
01:19:48,239 –> 01:19:51,199
dwindled

2046
01:19:49,840 –> 01:19:52,800
okay

2047
01:19:51,199 –> 01:19:55,520
that being said

2048
01:19:52,800 –> 01:19:57,679
time for some roams

2049
01:19:55,520 –> 01:19:59,440
okay much much better for you guys this

2050
01:19:57,679 –> 01:20:01,600
time now that you’ve reduced the corpse

2051
01:19:59,440 –> 01:20:05,679
flowers number by so much

2052
01:20:01,600 –> 01:20:08,560
that was only 59 points of damage

2053
01:20:05,679 –> 01:20:10,800
divided eight ways

2054
01:20:08,560 –> 01:20:12,480
that’s much less okay

2055
01:20:10,800 –> 01:20:14,480
so each character only takes seven

2056
01:20:12,480 –> 01:20:16,480
points of damage this time

2057
01:20:14,480 –> 01:20:18,239
okay much better

2058
01:20:16,480 –> 01:20:20,400
which for most of them means they’re

2059
01:20:18,239 –> 01:20:22,159
halfway through their temp hp

2060
01:20:20,400 –> 01:20:24,080
yep

2061
01:20:22,159 –> 01:20:26,159
yeah no they don’t hit nearly as hard

2062
01:20:24,080 –> 01:20:28,960
anymore

2063
01:20:26,159 –> 01:20:31,760
so now we move on to these spells

2064
01:20:28,960 –> 01:20:34,000
someone roll me a d8 to see how many

2065
01:20:31,760 –> 01:20:35,840
graniform manages to trap

2066
01:20:34,000 –> 01:20:38,000
katie you want to do this

2067
01:20:35,840 –> 01:20:40,400
absolutely

2068
01:20:38,000 –> 01:20:43,440
i got a four

2069
01:20:40,400 –> 01:20:45,199
alright so you trap half of them

2070
01:20:43,440 –> 01:20:48,159
i’m now gonna roll a d20 for each of

2071
01:20:45,199 –> 01:20:50,159
them to determine which ones don’t get

2072
01:20:48,159 –> 01:20:51,840
to act

2073
01:20:50,159 –> 01:20:53,600
this is worse than watching a horror

2074
01:20:51,840 –> 01:20:55,679
movie

2075
01:20:53,600 –> 01:20:56,719
good

2076
01:20:55,679 –> 01:21:00,159
okay

2077
01:20:56,719 –> 01:21:04,239
so here are the spells that you guys

2078
01:21:00,159 –> 01:21:07,040
managed to trap or that granifor did

2079
01:21:04,239 –> 01:21:10,400
magehand

2080
01:21:07,040 –> 01:21:10,400
magic missile

2081
01:21:11,280 –> 01:21:18,000
cone of cold

2082
01:21:14,960 –> 01:21:18,000
and i bite

2083
01:21:18,639 –> 01:21:23,760
mirror image fear dimension door and

2084
01:21:21,360 –> 01:21:26,080
unfortunately finger of death are still

2085
01:21:23,760 –> 01:21:28,800
in play

2086
01:21:26,080 –> 01:21:29,840
and they are now going to do their thing

2087
01:21:28,800 –> 01:21:31,520
hmm

2088
01:21:29,840 –> 01:21:34,080
wait isn’t um finger of death like

2089
01:21:31,520 –> 01:21:36,480
stunned from the spell magic thing

2090
01:21:34,080 –> 01:21:39,040
no dispel magic didn’t stun it it

2091
01:21:36,480 –> 01:21:40,320
weakened it so you guys can hurt it ah

2092
01:21:39,040 –> 01:21:42,400
whack

2093
01:21:40,320 –> 01:21:44,080
no granite fort does the stun you do the

2094
01:21:42,400 –> 01:21:46,080
vulnerability

2095
01:21:44,080 –> 01:21:50,159
but it’s until the end of your next turn

2096
01:21:46,080 –> 01:21:50,159
so you can still capitalize on that

2097
01:21:50,960 –> 01:21:57,440
but mirror image is the first one to do

2098
01:21:54,080 –> 01:22:00,400
its thing and it is going to go over to

2099
01:21:57,440 –> 01:22:03,280
the necromancer and there are now four

2100
01:22:00,400 –> 01:22:05,199
total necromancers that you can see

2101
01:22:03,280 –> 01:22:09,760
okay

2102
01:22:05,199 –> 01:22:12,480
next up is the fear spell

2103
01:22:09,760 –> 01:22:15,440
just drove the d4 again i got a four

2104
01:22:12,480 –> 01:22:18,080
[ __ ] jordan no

2105
01:22:15,440 –> 01:22:19,679
so fear is going to go after bookworm so

2106
01:22:18,080 –> 01:22:22,000
that is

2107
01:22:19,679 –> 01:22:25,760
a wisdom-saving throw with she has good

2108
01:22:22,000 –> 01:22:27,760
wisdom she just very good wisdom

2109
01:22:25,760 –> 01:22:29,360
oh wow that

2110
01:22:27,760 –> 01:22:31,520
that’s a 17 that

2111
01:22:29,360 –> 01:22:34,320
just fails

2112
01:22:31,520 –> 01:22:38,960
so she is now frightened

2113
01:22:34,320 –> 01:22:42,159
next up is going to be dimension door

2114
01:22:38,960 –> 01:22:43,520
and that one is going to show up behind

2115
01:22:42,159 –> 01:22:44,560
arlo

2116
01:22:43,520 –> 01:22:46,080
okay

2117
01:22:44,560 –> 01:22:48,400
hey guys here’s a fun fact do you know

2118
01:22:46,080 –> 01:22:50,239
that dimension door can cause damage

2119
01:22:48,400 –> 01:22:51,600
no clearly

2120
01:22:50,239 –> 01:22:52,960
well

2121
01:22:51,600 –> 01:22:53,920
yeah just hits you really hard with its

2122
01:22:52,960 –> 01:22:56,639
door

2123
01:22:53,920 –> 01:22:58,000
nope it closes in on arlo and he is

2124
01:22:56,639 –> 01:23:00,960
teleported

2125
01:22:58,000 –> 01:23:03,280
inside of one of the corpse flowers

2126
01:23:00,960 –> 01:23:06,800
but the teleportation then rejects him

2127
01:23:03,280 –> 01:23:09,520
and he is shot out for

2128
01:23:06,800 –> 01:23:12,800
14 points of force damage

2129
01:23:09,520 –> 01:23:13,679
i lost all of my temp hp

2130
01:23:12,800 –> 01:23:14,960
oh

2131
01:23:13,679 –> 01:23:16,000
well

2132
01:23:14,960 –> 01:23:19,840
yeah

2133
01:23:16,000 –> 01:23:21,040
oh i get shunted out of the tree like

2134
01:23:19,840 –> 01:23:24,639
felt like that definitely would have

2135
01:23:21,040 –> 01:23:26,320
hurt under normal circumstances

2136
01:23:24,639 –> 01:23:28,239
i feel the pain i should have felt but

2137
01:23:26,320 –> 01:23:29,920
don’t

2138
01:23:28,239 –> 01:23:32,000
it feels like i was right on the edge of

2139
01:23:29,920 –> 01:23:34,320
feeling something bad

2140
01:23:32,000 –> 01:23:36,239
next is eye bites that one is going to

2141
01:23:34,320 –> 01:23:39,040
target safe

2142
01:23:36,239 –> 01:23:39,040
it can see me

2143
01:23:40,000 –> 01:23:42,239
no

2144
01:23:42,880 –> 01:23:45,440
as it turns

2145
01:23:47,280 –> 01:23:51,199
like where’d out go

2146
01:23:49,040 –> 01:23:54,080
and then it doesn’t act it’s gonna try

2147
01:23:51,199 –> 01:23:57,440
and target safe but boy does it [ __ ] up

2148
01:23:54,080 –> 01:23:59,280
that just leaves finger of death

2149
01:23:57,440 –> 01:24:03,600
and

2150
01:23:59,280 –> 01:24:04,880
it is going after winter think [ __ ]

2151
01:24:03,600 –> 01:24:06,880
so

2152
01:24:04,880 –> 01:24:08,639
can it roll uh wisdom saving through

2153
01:24:06,880 –> 01:24:12,000
please yeah it’s about to say is she

2154
01:24:08,639 –> 01:24:13,280
still under the effect of sanctuary so

2155
01:24:12,000 –> 01:24:15,440
it’s okay i still get advantage on any

2156
01:24:13,280 –> 01:24:17,520
saves that it might make me do

2157
01:24:15,440 –> 01:24:22,639
this is also quite fair uh let’s see the

2158
01:24:17,520 –> 01:24:22,639
finger death has a that is a 12

2159
01:24:22,800 –> 01:24:26,480
ah

2160
01:24:24,239 –> 01:24:26,480
no

2161
01:24:26,960 –> 01:24:31,600
okay so i now have to choose a new

2162
01:24:28,719 –> 01:24:35,199
target yup

2163
01:24:31,600 –> 01:24:37,199
all right he’s gonna choose you then

2164
01:24:35,199 –> 01:24:38,400
come at me you won’t do it you ain’t

2165
01:24:37,199 –> 01:24:40,480
real

2166
01:24:38,400 –> 01:24:42,480
make a con save

2167
01:24:40,480 –> 01:24:44,720
uh that was a four so i’m gonna use my

2168
01:24:42,480 –> 01:24:50,010
inspiration so uh please stand by

2169
01:24:44,720 –> 01:24:50,010
[Laughter]

2170
01:24:50,239 –> 01:24:53,679
oh that was a 19 on the die

2171
01:24:53,760 –> 01:24:59,360
that is significantly bigger than before

2172
01:24:57,440 –> 01:25:00,960
yes that will pass

2173
01:24:59,360 –> 01:25:02,320
all right uh so you will just take half

2174
01:25:00,960 –> 01:25:04,560
damage instead

2175
01:25:02,320 –> 01:25:06,960
no he won’t no he won’t

2176
01:25:04,560 –> 01:25:08,239
oh [ __ ] that’s right saving grace wait

2177
01:25:06,960 –> 01:25:10,239
what

2178
01:25:08,239 –> 01:25:12,960
nice

2179
01:25:10,239 –> 01:25:15,280
you’re we we went over this earlier um

2180
01:25:12,960 –> 01:25:18,080
off mike to recount what everyone had at

2181
01:25:15,280 –> 01:25:20,080
big baggies you had the saving grace so

2182
01:25:18,080 –> 01:25:22,960
you actually do not take damage on a

2183
01:25:20,080 –> 01:25:24,719
successful save huh neat that is

2184
01:25:22,960 –> 01:25:26,000
excellent yeah that’s the appropriate

2185
01:25:24,719 –> 01:25:27,440
reaction to finding out you’re about to

2186
01:25:26,000 –> 01:25:27,710
take a finger of death and it does

2187
01:25:27,440 –> 01:25:30,239
nothing

2188
01:25:27,710 –> 01:25:32,719
[Laughter]

2189
01:25:30,239 –> 01:25:34,639
oh man this is just gonna make his ego

2190
01:25:32,719 –> 01:25:37,120
even better

2191
01:25:34,639 –> 01:25:39,040
the finger points at you and a column of

2192
01:25:37,120 –> 01:25:41,679
dark necrotic energy

2193
01:25:39,040 –> 01:25:43,199
wells up around you and as it fades

2194
01:25:41,679 –> 01:25:44,480
you’re just like standing there just

2195
01:25:43,199 –> 01:25:46,400
picking at your teeth like you didn’t

2196
01:25:44,480 –> 01:25:48,800
even notice

2197
01:25:46,400 –> 01:25:50,159
i was like oh no no no

2198
01:25:48,800 –> 01:25:52,080
you’re the one that’s gonna get fingered

2199
01:25:50,159 –> 01:25:53,040
my friend wait hold on that sounded

2200
01:25:52,080 –> 01:25:55,360
sexual

2201
01:25:53,040 –> 01:25:57,679
um wait give me a minute i’ll think of

2202
01:25:55,360 –> 01:26:00,639
something else come back to me

2203
01:25:57,679 –> 01:26:00,639
thinker of death blushes

2204
01:26:01,360 –> 01:26:05,040
that’s not possible

2205
01:26:03,440 –> 01:26:07,360
don’t tell me what’s possible in my

2206
01:26:05,040 –> 01:26:09,040
world

2207
01:26:07,360 –> 01:26:10,560
terry you’re up

2208
01:26:09,040 –> 01:26:12,480
cool

2209
01:26:10,560 –> 01:26:15,360
yeah okay

2210
01:26:12,480 –> 01:26:16,400
i’m going to

2211
01:26:15,360 –> 01:26:18,639
conjure

2212
01:26:16,400 –> 01:26:20,719
animals

2213
01:26:18,639 –> 01:26:21,520
that was inevitable till we hit that

2214
01:26:20,719 –> 01:26:23,679
yeah

2215
01:26:21,520 –> 01:26:27,040
i’m going to conjure animals

2216
01:26:23,679 –> 01:26:29,679
well okay first off i guess i’ll use

2217
01:26:27,040 –> 01:26:30,800
can can i use zao first and then do this

2218
01:26:29,679 –> 01:26:31,679
uh yeah

2219
01:26:30,800 –> 01:26:33,280
okay

2220
01:26:31,679 –> 01:26:35,120
so first off i’m gonna have zel [ __ ] up

2221
01:26:33,280 –> 01:26:39,199
that finger of death

2222
01:26:35,120 –> 01:26:40,320
all right go ahead and roll to hit

2223
01:26:39,199 –> 01:26:43,760
holy [ __ ]

2224
01:26:40,320 –> 01:26:46,880
okay yeah yeah that hits jordan

2225
01:26:43,760 –> 01:26:48,840
that was that wasn’t at 20. yeah

2226
01:26:46,880 –> 01:26:51,679
so i believe that

2227
01:26:48,840 –> 01:26:54,159
does 44

2228
01:26:51,679 –> 01:26:54,159
jesus

2229
01:26:54,239 –> 01:26:59,600
and then as that happens mid bite of the

2230
01:26:58,159 –> 01:27:01,600
finger of death when tara is going to

2231
01:26:59,600 –> 01:27:03,840
hop off of zal and then land on the

2232
01:27:01,600 –> 01:27:06,320
ground

2233
01:27:03,840 –> 01:27:08,960
conjure animals after zhao goes back up

2234
01:27:06,320 –> 01:27:10,880
in the air and starts circling around

2235
01:27:08,960 –> 01:27:12,560
and

2236
01:27:10,880 –> 01:27:14,080
she’s going to conjure animals at a

2237
01:27:12,560 –> 01:27:16,400
fifth level

2238
01:27:14,080 –> 01:27:18,000
so i’m doing

2239
01:27:16,400 –> 01:27:20,639
16.

2240
01:27:18,000 –> 01:27:21,520
of my favorite things in the world

2241
01:27:20,639 –> 01:27:23,199
cats

2242
01:27:21,520 –> 01:27:25,360
let’s get some velociraptors up in here

2243
01:27:23,199 –> 01:27:26,760
jordan no

2244
01:27:25,360 –> 01:27:31,000
you

2245
01:27:26,760 –> 01:27:31,000
gotta yes

2246
01:27:32,440 –> 01:27:38,239
[Music]

2247
01:27:34,480 –> 01:27:42,400
do it do it do it do it do it do it

2248
01:27:38,239 –> 01:27:42,400
16 velociraptors yes yeah

2249
01:27:42,719 –> 01:27:47,120
and let’s see we have eight magical

2250
01:27:45,360 –> 01:27:49,600
creatures so i think that’s two

2251
01:27:47,120 –> 01:27:54,000
velociraptors going after each sounds

2252
01:27:49,600 –> 01:27:56,360
about right to me uh-huh the math checks

2253
01:27:54,000 –> 01:27:58,960
and i’m not technically attacking the

2254
01:27:56,360 –> 01:28:02,719
velociraptors are

2255
01:27:58,960 –> 01:28:04,560
there you summoned them they’re yours

2256
01:28:02,719 –> 01:28:08,080
but if we really want to think about the

2257
01:28:04,560 –> 01:28:11,840
language of sanctuary i’m just saying

2258
01:28:08,080 –> 01:28:13,120
i’m not attacking the velociraptors are

2259
01:28:11,840 –> 01:28:16,080
anyway

2260
01:28:13,120 –> 01:28:18,080
let’s roll from these first ones

2261
01:28:16,080 –> 01:28:19,920
the first one got i guess i’ll just go

2262
01:28:18,080 –> 01:28:21,520
in order like

2263
01:28:19,920 –> 01:28:23,360
we’ll start like going up so can trip

2264
01:28:21,520 –> 01:28:25,440
and then up yeah

2265
01:28:23,360 –> 01:28:27,600
does a 16 hit the cantrip

2266
01:28:25,440 –> 01:28:28,480
that 16 does hit the cantrip oh and by

2267
01:28:27,600 –> 01:28:30,480
the way

2268
01:28:28,480 –> 01:28:32,719
if the word creature makes an attack

2269
01:28:30,480 –> 01:28:34,239
casts a spell that affects an enemy or

2270
01:28:32,719 –> 01:28:36,239
deals damage to another creature the

2271
01:28:34,239 –> 01:28:37,520
spell ends okay

2272
01:28:36,239 –> 01:28:38,560
yep all right

2273
01:28:37,520 –> 01:28:39,920
that’s fine

2274
01:28:38,560 –> 01:28:41,040
just so that that’s out there and no one

2275
01:28:39,920 –> 01:28:43,440
can like

2276
01:28:41,040 –> 01:28:45,440
dispute anything

2277
01:28:43,440 –> 01:28:47,280
that’s fair enough

2278
01:28:45,440 –> 01:28:50,239
i do get advantage on all magical saving

2279
01:28:47,280 –> 01:28:51,600
throws because feywild so it’s fine yes

2280
01:28:50,239 –> 01:28:53,760
yes yes

2281
01:28:51,600 –> 01:28:55,280
anyway see so that was the first attack

2282
01:28:53,760 –> 01:28:57,199
to hit the can trip so that was 10

2283
01:28:55,280 –> 01:28:58,560
damage on the first hit

2284
01:28:57,199 –> 01:28:59,920
i’m so glad for advantage because one of

2285
01:28:58,560 –> 01:29:01,520
those wasn’t that one but the second one

2286
01:28:59,920 –> 01:29:02,320
ends up being a dirty 20.

2287
01:29:01,520 –> 01:29:05,120
okay

2288
01:29:02,320 –> 01:29:08,880
so 10 on the dirty 20 and then

2289
01:29:05,120 –> 01:29:10,639
the first level spell group gets a

2290
01:29:08,880 –> 01:29:12,639
17 to hit

2291
01:29:10,639 –> 01:29:14,400
uh yeah okay

2292
01:29:12,639 –> 01:29:17,920
for the magic missile

2293
01:29:14,400 –> 01:29:19,600
magic missile yeah okay so 10

2294
01:29:17,920 –> 01:29:21,520
and then

2295
01:29:19,600 –> 01:29:23,199
18 to hit

2296
01:29:21,520 –> 01:29:25,040
for the claws attack which is sorry 8

2297
01:29:23,199 –> 01:29:26,960
not ten the second time

2298
01:29:25,040 –> 01:29:30,639
yeah so sorry so the first the first

2299
01:29:26,960 –> 01:29:31,600
time it hit so it did ten

2300
01:29:30,639 –> 01:29:33,520
and then

2301
01:29:31,600 –> 01:29:34,800
eight so eighteen total on the canned

2302
01:29:33,520 –> 01:29:36,960
trip

2303
01:29:34,800 –> 01:29:39,199
okay oh eighteen damage on the can trip

2304
01:29:36,960 –> 01:29:41,840
oh 18 damage on the cantrip and then

2305
01:29:39,199 –> 01:29:43,120
first level spell gets 18 damage okay

2306
01:29:41,840 –> 01:29:45,199
the first level spell also gets 18

2307
01:29:43,120 –> 01:29:47,520
damage okay okay because there’s two on

2308
01:29:45,199 –> 01:29:50,400
each so i’m just doubling the average

2309
01:29:47,520 –> 01:29:52,960
okay okay gotcha i was confused yeah

2310
01:29:50,400 –> 01:29:55,040
sorry i i misread something but anyway

2311
01:29:52,960 –> 01:29:57,120
so then the second level spell those are

2312
01:29:55,040 –> 01:29:58,880
both 17s so

2313
01:29:57,120 –> 01:30:00,080
21 to hit

2314
01:29:58,880 –> 01:30:03,920
they both hit

2315
01:30:00,080 –> 01:30:07,040
sweet that’s a 19 so 23 to hit on the

2316
01:30:03,920 –> 01:30:08,960
second one so it does another 18 damage

2317
01:30:07,040 –> 01:30:11,520
sure

2318
01:30:08,960 –> 01:30:13,440
third level spell

2319
01:30:11,520 –> 01:30:16,560
that’s a 19 to hit

2320
01:30:13,440 –> 01:30:17,840
uh hits okay and then

2321
01:30:16,560 –> 01:30:20,239
oh god i have that horribly backwards

2322
01:30:17,840 –> 01:30:22,960
jesus christ

2323
01:30:20,239 –> 01:30:25,600
this probably doesn’t hit 15.

2324
01:30:22,960 –> 01:30:28,880
uh that does oh okay so it also takes 18

2325
01:30:25,600 –> 01:30:31,120
damage now we’re on to fourth level

2326
01:30:28,880 –> 01:30:32,800
fun fact i had this thing’s ac and hp

2327
01:30:31,120 –> 01:30:36,239
mixed up so it looked like it had a crap

2328
01:30:32,800 –> 01:30:37,600
ton of ac and no hit points

2329
01:30:36,239 –> 01:30:39,920
dirty 20

2330
01:30:37,600 –> 01:30:41,679
for fourth level for the first attack

2331
01:30:39,920 –> 01:30:44,639
yeah

2332
01:30:41,679 –> 01:30:47,440
and then 17 for the second attack

2333
01:30:44,639 –> 01:30:49,280
yep okay so another 18

2334
01:30:47,440 –> 01:30:50,159
and the fifth level spell now i think

2335
01:30:49,280 –> 01:30:52,639
yes

2336
01:30:50,159 –> 01:30:54,560
wrong code of gold 22

2337
01:30:52,639 –> 01:30:56,960
to hit

2338
01:30:54,560 –> 01:30:58,880
and 23 to hit so those both hit so

2339
01:30:56,960 –> 01:31:00,560
another 18.

2340
01:30:58,880 –> 01:31:03,440
just gonna sip on my t while i stare at

2341
01:31:00,560 –> 01:31:04,880
this d20 really quick

2342
01:31:03,440 –> 01:31:06,639
memes

2343
01:31:04,880 –> 01:31:07,760
because that’s a good role for that six

2344
01:31:06,639 –> 01:31:09,920
level spell

2345
01:31:07,760 –> 01:31:12,080
let me do my math

2346
01:31:09,920 –> 01:31:14,159
next merch idea is when tara leaning

2347
01:31:12,080 –> 01:31:17,800
back with a cup of tea like the none of

2348
01:31:14,159 –> 01:31:17,800
my business name

2349
01:31:18,000 –> 01:31:21,679
just looking at a d20 in her hand that’s

2350
01:31:19,840 –> 01:31:23,760
like got a little velociraptor inside of

2351
01:31:21,679 –> 01:31:25,760
it oh just roll

2352
01:31:23,760 –> 01:31:27,679
oh i did the six level spell gets crit

2353
01:31:25,760 –> 01:31:29,280
on the first attack what took you so

2354
01:31:27,679 –> 01:31:30,400
long to say that

2355
01:31:29,280 –> 01:31:31,679
i was waiting for you to tell me you

2356
01:31:30,400 –> 01:31:33,920
were ready you told me to slow down i

2357
01:31:31,679 –> 01:31:33,920
did

2358
01:31:34,000 –> 01:31:38,239
20 damage for that first attack okay

2359
01:31:38,400 –> 01:31:44,880
jordan i’m oh my god

2360
01:31:40,960 –> 01:31:46,719
the second dad 20 um punch you so 16

2361
01:31:44,880 –> 01:31:47,920
damage on the second attack

2362
01:31:46,719 –> 01:31:48,639
holy hell

2363
01:31:47,920 –> 01:31:50,159
so

2364
01:31:48,639 –> 01:31:53,199
36

2365
01:31:50,159 –> 01:31:55,120
yeah no i got it okay

2366
01:31:53,199 –> 01:31:57,360
six so the seventh level spell so the

2367
01:31:55,120 –> 01:31:58,800
last one finger of death yeah

2368
01:31:57,360 –> 01:32:00,080
that absolutely misses because that’s a

2369
01:31:58,800 –> 01:32:01,360
two and a three

2370
01:32:00,080 –> 01:32:05,040
yeah no

2371
01:32:01,360 –> 01:32:06,880
that’s a crit um so the second attack

2372
01:32:05,040 –> 01:32:09,760
this the pack tactics really help i’m

2373
01:32:06,880 –> 01:32:09,760
rolling to a time

2374
01:32:09,840 –> 01:32:15,679
anyway it’s only uh it’s only 16. so

2375
01:32:13,280 –> 01:32:18,239
is that all that’s all

2376
01:32:15,679 –> 01:32:20,159
so that’s the that’s the spell that i

2377
01:32:18,239 –> 01:32:22,560
have cast

2378
01:32:20,159 –> 01:32:22,560
and

2379
01:32:22,639 –> 01:32:28,239
i’m going

2380
01:32:24,840 –> 01:32:30,000
to between

2381
01:32:28,239 –> 01:32:32,480
so the two most hurt creatures right now

2382
01:32:30,000 –> 01:32:36,719
are still bookworm and oliver

2383
01:32:32,480 –> 01:32:38,719
bookworm is still severely severely hurt

2384
01:32:36,719 –> 01:32:41,440
but oliver and irwin are actually about

2385
01:32:38,719 –> 01:32:42,880
on par right now

2386
01:32:41,440 –> 01:32:43,840
but they do also still have their temp

2387
01:32:42,880 –> 01:32:45,679
hb

2388
01:32:43,840 –> 01:32:48,239
and i don’t think bookboom does

2389
01:32:45,679 –> 01:32:50,239
nope she hella lost that

2390
01:32:48,239 –> 01:32:54,000
so i’m going to

2391
01:32:50,239 –> 01:32:56,480
bonus action healing word on bookworm

2392
01:32:54,000 –> 01:32:58,000
cool go ahead and do that

2393
01:32:56,480 –> 01:32:59,440
you’ve got this

2394
01:32:58,000 –> 01:33:02,080
inspiring

2395
01:32:59,440 –> 01:33:02,800
i know and what level are you casting it

2396
01:33:02,080 –> 01:33:04,480
at

2397
01:33:02,800 –> 01:33:05,440
uh we’ll do second level

2398
01:33:04,480 –> 01:33:06,840
okay

2399
01:33:05,440 –> 01:33:10,159
11

2400
01:33:06,840 –> 01:33:10,159
hp cool

2401
01:33:10,320 –> 01:33:14,880
she is less on death’s door than she was

2402
01:33:13,679 –> 01:33:17,199
okay

2403
01:33:14,880 –> 01:33:19,920
that’s what i do with my turn

2404
01:33:17,199 –> 01:33:21,840
okay

2405
01:33:19,920 –> 01:33:24,080
so it is

2406
01:33:21,840 –> 01:33:25,679
arlo’s turn

2407
01:33:24,080 –> 01:33:27,600
all right

2408
01:33:25,679 –> 01:33:29,679
so arlo like looks around again with

2409
01:33:27,600 –> 01:33:31,760
this new found um well i’m not gonna say

2410
01:33:29,679 –> 01:33:34,400
new found but like with his

2411
01:33:31,760 –> 01:33:37,760
current uh predilection to

2412
01:33:34,400 –> 01:33:39,440
keeping a better eye on being protective

2413
01:33:37,760 –> 01:33:41,440
actively rather than

2414
01:33:39,440 –> 01:33:43,199
protecting by making himself a target

2415
01:33:41,440 –> 01:33:44,880
and punching things

2416
01:33:43,199 –> 01:33:46,400
he looks and sees like look where’s been

2417
01:33:44,880 –> 01:33:48,239
healed up a little bit but in general

2418
01:33:46,400 –> 01:33:49,840
like it seems like she’s been getting

2419
01:33:48,239 –> 01:33:51,280
targeted and uh

2420
01:33:49,840 –> 01:33:53,120
attacked a lot

2421
01:33:51,280 –> 01:33:54,960
she is also still frightened

2422
01:33:53,120 –> 01:33:58,880
and she’s also still frightened

2423
01:33:54,960 –> 01:34:00,400
so while bookworm is kind of cowering

2424
01:33:58,880 –> 01:34:03,440
she uh

2425
01:34:00,400 –> 01:34:05,040
she feels a golden glowing hand pat her

2426
01:34:03,440 –> 01:34:07,120
on the shoulder

2427
01:34:05,040 –> 01:34:10,400
and as she like looks up there’s a a

2428
01:34:07,120 –> 01:34:12,159
great glowing being a big glowing uh

2429
01:34:10,400 –> 01:34:14,400
golden dragon board

2430
01:34:12,159 –> 01:34:16,080
wearing a big ass like your 10 gallon

2431
01:34:14,400 –> 01:34:19,360
cowboy hat

2432
01:34:16,080 –> 01:34:21,440
that looks just like draconic music star

2433
01:34:19,360 –> 01:34:24,400
barty bobbins

2434
01:34:21,440 –> 01:34:26,080
carrying a a shield and a a big-ass

2435
01:34:24,400 –> 01:34:28,080
sword with draconic runes on that if you

2436
01:34:26,080 –> 01:34:30,000
could read draconic you would say um

2437
01:34:28,080 –> 01:34:31,840
reads big iron

2438
01:34:30,000 –> 01:34:33,199
uh which is my way of saying i’ve cast

2439
01:34:31,840 –> 01:34:35,120
guardian of faith

2440
01:34:33,199 –> 01:34:36,320
in between bookworm and all the [ __ ]

2441
01:34:35,120 –> 01:34:38,239
spells

2442
01:34:36,320 –> 01:34:39,760
whenever like any spell like gets within

2443
01:34:38,239 –> 01:34:41,679
10 feet of the guardian they gotta make

2444
01:34:39,760 –> 01:34:43,440
a deck save they take 20 radio damage on

2445
01:34:41,679 –> 01:34:44,800
a failed save or half as much on a

2446
01:34:43,440 –> 01:34:46,239
successful one

2447
01:34:44,800 –> 01:34:48,480
the guardian vanishes if it’s dealt a

2448
01:34:46,239 –> 01:34:49,920
total of 60 damage okay

2449
01:34:48,480 –> 01:34:52,800
so i’ve summoned the guardian of faith

2450
01:34:49,920 –> 01:34:54,880
and it’s been like um if anything gets

2451
01:34:52,800 –> 01:34:55,920
near bookworm like

2452
01:34:54,880 –> 01:34:57,600
just

2453
01:34:55,920 –> 01:34:58,639
just [ _ ] them just [ _ ] them up real

2454
01:34:57,600 –> 01:35:00,320
good just

2455
01:34:58,639 –> 01:35:01,600
just really good i’m just really getting

2456
01:35:00,320 –> 01:35:04,639
into them

2457
01:35:01,600 –> 01:35:06,080
it gives you a thumbs up

2458
01:35:04,639 –> 01:35:08,400
awesome

2459
01:35:06,080 –> 01:35:10,400
and we will say for um since you said

2460
01:35:08,400 –> 01:35:12,400
the spell specifically

2461
01:35:10,400 –> 01:35:15,199
when we come back around to them if any

2462
01:35:12,400 –> 01:35:17,920
of them target bookworm

2463
01:35:15,199 –> 01:35:19,760
then they will first receive that damage

2464
01:35:17,920 –> 01:35:21,119
oh yeah

2465
01:35:19,760 –> 01:35:22,719
because they i’m technically not

2466
01:35:21,119 –> 01:35:24,960
tracking locations they’re just kind of

2467
01:35:22,719 –> 01:35:26,639
where they need to be all right

2468
01:35:24,960 –> 01:35:28,639
this is a big battle

2469
01:35:26,639 –> 01:35:30,639
yeah what little spell is that

2470
01:35:28,639 –> 01:35:32,159
uh it’s a fourth level spell

2471
01:35:30,639 –> 01:35:33,920
i’m intrigued by the fact jordan is

2472
01:35:32,159 –> 01:35:35,360
tracking that

2473
01:35:33,920 –> 01:35:37,040
i’m intrigued by the fact that i have to

2474
01:35:35,360 –> 01:35:39,119
like well i mean i knew this but i’m

2475
01:35:37,040 –> 01:35:40,560
just like man i really don’t want safe

2476
01:35:39,119 –> 01:35:42,000
to die

2477
01:35:40,560 –> 01:35:44,159
and i keep like looking through things i

2478
01:35:42,000 –> 01:35:45,520
was like everything is concentration i’d

2479
01:35:44,159 –> 01:35:46,719
have to drop her like shield of faith

2480
01:35:45,520 –> 01:35:49,199
although it hasn’t helped everything’s

2481
01:35:46,719 –> 01:35:51,679
been spell damaged so i might as well

2482
01:35:49,199 –> 01:35:54,320
also no one has seen her also no one has

2483
01:35:51,679 –> 01:35:56,560
seen her i am a-okay

2484
01:35:54,320 –> 01:35:58,239
don’t worry i’m i’m playing saith right

2485
01:35:56,560 –> 01:35:59,760
this time she’s not coming out unless

2486
01:35:58,239 –> 01:36:01,119
she’s needed

2487
01:35:59,760 –> 01:36:03,920
she’s finally learned how to play a

2488
01:36:01,119 –> 01:36:05,679
rogue 40 episodes

2489
01:36:03,920 –> 01:36:07,679
hey do you guys know that i have like

2490
01:36:05,679 –> 01:36:11,040
features and [ __ ]

2491
01:36:07,679 –> 01:36:11,040
you guys supposed to be like hiding

2492
01:36:11,440 –> 01:36:16,560
it has been a long year and i am really

2493
01:36:15,040 –> 01:36:19,440
enjoying

2494
01:36:16,560 –> 01:36:20,960
playing safe correctly now

2495
01:36:19,440 –> 01:36:23,040
for real most people are enjoying

2496
01:36:20,960 –> 01:36:25,119
playing their characters good

2497
01:36:23,040 –> 01:36:26,800
all right is that good for you arlo

2498
01:36:25,119 –> 01:36:28,800
yep that is it

2499
01:36:26,800 –> 01:36:31,840
okay

2500
01:36:28,800 –> 01:36:33,920
it is the necromancer’s turn now

2501
01:36:31,840 –> 01:36:36,400
oh hey you know how there’s like four

2502
01:36:33,920 –> 01:36:38,000
necromancers and like in order to get up

2503
01:36:36,400 –> 01:36:39,600
from being prone he has to stand up and

2504
01:36:38,000 –> 01:36:41,280
expend movement and that counts as

2505
01:36:39,600 –> 01:36:42,480
moving and he’s going to get shot by my

2506
01:36:41,280 –> 01:36:44,639
guardian

2507
01:36:42,480 –> 01:36:46,480
is your guardian right autumn

2508
01:36:44,639 –> 01:36:47,920
uh the guardian is in between him and

2509
01:36:46,480 –> 01:36:50,159
like bookworm

2510
01:36:47,920 –> 01:36:52,880
and it’s the 10 if it’s within 10 feet

2511
01:36:50,159 –> 01:36:54,239
of the guardian

2512
01:36:52,880 –> 01:36:56,000
and book one was just up there doing

2513
01:36:54,239 –> 01:36:58,480
water sphere on them i think

2514
01:36:56,000 –> 01:36:59,840
spells have rage

2515
01:36:58,480 –> 01:37:01,679
oh i don’t know what range water sphere

2516
01:36:59,840 –> 01:37:04,560
is on top of my head i was imagining it

2517
01:37:01,679 –> 01:37:04,560
differently never mind

2518
01:37:04,800 –> 01:37:07,840
i thought it was more clever than i

2519
01:37:06,159 –> 01:37:09,760
thought i mean it’s

2520
01:37:07,840 –> 01:37:11,520
again like it’s so clever just not quite

2521
01:37:09,760 –> 01:37:13,920
as directly

2522
01:37:11,520 –> 01:37:15,840
so it is going i mean it’s still going

2523
01:37:13,920 –> 01:37:17,520
to you know expend its movement to get

2524
01:37:15,840 –> 01:37:21,679
up for sure

2525
01:37:17,520 –> 01:37:24,719
but it is going to

2526
01:37:21,679 –> 01:37:26,159
reach its hands out

2527
01:37:24,719 –> 01:37:28,080
and

2528
01:37:26,159 –> 01:37:30,000
it is going to cast

2529
01:37:28,080 –> 01:37:31,520
cone of cold

2530
01:37:30,000 –> 01:37:36,239
so i

2531
01:37:31,520 –> 01:37:36,239
need you guys to make me

2532
01:37:36,639 –> 01:37:41,520
a con saving throw

2533
01:37:40,080 –> 01:37:43,280
yeah i pass

2534
01:37:41,520 –> 01:37:46,560
that was a net 20.

2535
01:37:43,280 –> 01:37:48,159
it’s gonna be 18. cool

2536
01:37:46,560 –> 01:37:49,679
it’s a 22 if it matters but that wasn’t

2537
01:37:48,159 –> 01:37:51,119
at 20.

2538
01:37:49,679 –> 01:37:53,520
you’re good

2539
01:37:51,119 –> 01:37:55,440
21.

2540
01:37:53,520 –> 01:37:56,800
okay

2541
01:37:55,440 –> 01:37:58,080
so

2542
01:37:56,800 –> 01:38:00,800
the dc

2543
01:37:58,080 –> 01:38:03,199
was 18.

2544
01:38:00,800 –> 01:38:05,119
bookworm

2545
01:38:03,199 –> 01:38:06,639
got a three

2546
01:38:05,119 –> 01:38:09,199
wait but if it’s targeting her isn’t it

2547
01:38:06,639 –> 01:38:11,280
affected by the thing that’s currently

2548
01:38:09,199 –> 01:38:12,239
up by arlo

2549
01:38:11,280 –> 01:38:13,920
i don’t

2550
01:38:12,239 –> 01:38:16,000
think that it like

2551
01:38:13,920 –> 01:38:17,760
disrupts it just prevent like if anyone

2552
01:38:16,000 –> 01:38:21,040
gets close to it it will automatically

2553
01:38:17,760 –> 01:38:22,080
attack this thing is still of ways away

2554
01:38:21,040 –> 01:38:25,600
okay

2555
01:38:22,080 –> 01:38:25,600
because this has a range of like 60 feet

2556
01:38:25,760 –> 01:38:28,960
this is a this is a sorcerer battle if

2557
01:38:27,600 –> 01:38:31,280
you will

2558
01:38:28,960 –> 01:38:32,560
since i got a nat 20 can i step in front

2559
01:38:31,280 –> 01:38:34,639
of bookworm and take the damage she

2560
01:38:32,560 –> 01:38:38,719
would take instead

2561
01:38:34,639 –> 01:38:38,719
yes i will allow this okay

2562
01:38:38,800 –> 01:38:42,320
so

2563
01:38:39,600 –> 01:38:44,719
yeah that means that by that logic

2564
01:38:42,320 –> 01:38:46,239
uh only

2565
01:38:44,719 –> 01:38:48,239
you and

2566
01:38:46,239 –> 01:38:50,800
safe will take the damage safe you will

2567
01:38:48,239 –> 01:38:52,320
be taking it half because

2568
01:38:50,800 –> 01:38:53,280
uh

2569
01:38:52,320 –> 01:38:55,440
you know

2570
01:38:53,280 –> 01:38:57,280
that’s how that works

2571
01:38:55,440 –> 01:39:00,719
so it is casting this thing at a six

2572
01:38:57,280 –> 01:39:03,040
level so that’s gonna be a total of 98.

2573
01:39:00,719 –> 01:39:04,320
like the dice or the total amount is 98

2574
01:39:03,040 –> 01:39:05,360
damage

2575
01:39:04,320 –> 01:39:08,560
nine

2576
01:39:05,360 –> 01:39:11,440
d8s worth of damage okay i was like um

2577
01:39:08,560 –> 01:39:11,440
when tara is dead

2578
01:39:11,679 –> 01:39:15,040
wait jordan i rolled your damage for you

2579
01:39:13,280 –> 01:39:16,560
and he got ones on all of the d8 so it’s

2580
01:39:15,040 –> 01:39:18,159
only nine damage i roll my own damage

2581
01:39:16,560 –> 01:39:20,080
thing you can’t toast trust me i wrote

2582
01:39:18,159 –> 01:39:23,440
my own damage thank you

2583
01:39:20,080 –> 01:39:25,040
oh boy did i ever not roll once

2584
01:39:23,440 –> 01:39:28,480
ah

2585
01:39:25,040 –> 01:39:30,560
that is going to be for you winter 54

2586
01:39:28,480 –> 01:39:32,400
points of cold damage

2587
01:39:30,560 –> 01:39:36,800
okay

2588
01:39:32,400 –> 01:39:40,320
safe takes 27 points of coal damage okay

2589
01:39:36,800 –> 01:39:42,960
yeah when bookworms sees you just

2590
01:39:40,320 –> 01:39:44,239
full-on piccolo take the blast on that

2591
01:39:42,960 –> 01:39:46,560
one

2592
01:39:44,239 –> 01:39:48,480
and like a scared young gohan she looks

2593
01:39:46,560 –> 01:39:50,560
horrified

2594
01:39:48,480 –> 01:39:52,480
when tara definitely looks hurt by that

2595
01:39:50,560 –> 01:39:55,199
but she’s also trying to hide it she’s

2596
01:39:52,480 –> 01:39:57,679
like i’m okay really it’s okay

2597
01:39:55,199 –> 01:40:00,320
we’re all in this together

2598
01:39:57,679 –> 01:40:04,159
seeing this

2599
01:40:00,320 –> 01:40:06,960
she looks scared but also

2600
01:40:04,159 –> 01:40:08,880
very very upset by what has just

2601
01:40:06,960 –> 01:40:10,239
happened okay

2602
01:40:08,880 –> 01:40:13,040
and so on

2603
01:40:10,239 –> 01:40:13,040
her turn

2604
01:40:13,440 –> 01:40:16,400
she is going

2605
01:40:16,880 –> 01:40:21,040
to

2606
01:40:18,639 –> 01:40:23,679
actually hold on real quick

2607
01:40:21,040 –> 01:40:25,679
roll me when tara

2608
01:40:23,679 –> 01:40:26,719
a persuasion check

2609
01:40:25,679 –> 01:40:28,800
okay

2610
01:40:26,719 –> 01:40:30,880
22.

2611
01:40:28,800 –> 01:40:32,960
with that

2612
01:40:30,880 –> 01:40:37,040
she looks at you

2613
01:40:32,960 –> 01:40:38,080
and steals her resolve

2614
01:40:37,040 –> 01:40:41,840
and is

2615
01:40:38,080 –> 01:40:41,840
no longer frightened

2616
01:40:43,080 –> 01:40:46,320
[Music]

2617
01:40:45,440 –> 01:40:48,639
and

2618
01:40:46,320 –> 01:40:48,639
now

2619
01:40:48,880 –> 01:40:54,400
her eyes begin to glow with a powerful

2620
01:40:52,239 –> 01:40:58,159
arcane energy

2621
01:40:54,400 –> 01:41:01,360
as she raises her hands up into the air

2622
01:40:58,159 –> 01:41:05,840
and clouds begin to gather

2623
01:41:01,360 –> 01:41:05,840
forming a storm overhead

2624
01:41:06,000 –> 01:41:11,040
and you hear the faintest whisper in

2625
01:41:09,119 –> 01:41:13,280
druidic

2626
01:41:11,040 –> 01:41:15,679
as she is going to cast

2627
01:41:13,280 –> 01:41:18,719
at a fifth level

2628
01:41:15,679 –> 01:41:20,400
on the necromancer

2629
01:41:18,719 –> 01:41:23,520
call lightning

2630
01:41:20,400 –> 01:41:25,679
hell damn my son

2631
01:41:23,520 –> 01:41:27,679
i told her i was gonna do her good y’all

2632
01:41:25,679 –> 01:41:30,920
thought oh you just gotta [ __ ] kill

2633
01:41:27,679 –> 01:41:30,920
her bada

2634
01:41:31,199 –> 01:41:36,400
so that

2635
01:41:32,800 –> 01:41:38,239
is going to be i believe yes a dexterity

2636
01:41:36,400 –> 01:41:40,639
saving throw

2637
01:41:38,239 –> 01:41:43,040
for the necromancer

2638
01:41:40,639 –> 01:41:43,040
[ __ ]

2639
01:41:44,000 –> 01:41:48,639
that

2640
01:41:45,440 –> 01:41:50,639
that is a 22.

2641
01:41:48,639 –> 01:41:53,520
isn’t that still half damage

2642
01:41:50,639 –> 01:41:55,760
under normal circumstances

2643
01:41:53,520 –> 01:41:58,800
here’s the problem

2644
01:41:55,760 –> 01:41:58,800
he has evasion

2645
01:41:58,840 –> 01:42:05,440
so no he just fully dodges this

2646
01:42:02,719 –> 01:42:08,239
incredibly powerful lightning blast as

2647
01:42:05,440 –> 01:42:11,040
it shoots down and he is

2648
01:42:08,239 –> 01:42:11,040
unfazed

2649
01:42:12,560 –> 01:42:15,920
oh boy but it’s concentration so she can

2650
01:42:14,800 –> 01:42:17,840
do it again

2651
01:42:15,920 –> 01:42:20,560
okay yes

2652
01:42:17,840 –> 01:42:22,320
this part is true

2653
01:42:20,560 –> 01:42:23,199
and

2654
01:42:22,320 –> 01:42:25,280
with

2655
01:42:23,199 –> 01:42:29,199
that

2656
01:42:25,280 –> 01:42:31,679
we are once again back up to the top of

2657
01:42:29,199 –> 01:42:36,159
the order

2658
01:42:31,679 –> 01:42:38,480
someone roll me another luck check

2659
01:42:36,159 –> 01:42:40,840
i’ll roll this time i guess

2660
01:42:38,480 –> 01:42:42,560
that is a 16.

2661
01:42:40,840 –> 01:42:45,119
that

2662
01:42:42,560 –> 01:42:47,360
is not good enough this time

2663
01:42:45,119 –> 01:42:49,280
so nothing changes this time

2664
01:42:47,360 –> 01:42:51,199
what are you guys going to be doing as

2665
01:42:49,280 –> 01:42:54,000
far as your

2666
01:42:51,199 –> 01:42:54,960
npc allocation

2667
01:42:54,000 –> 01:42:57,119
so we

2668
01:42:54,960 –> 01:42:59,040
we could theoretically wipe out most of

2669
01:42:57,119 –> 01:43:01,360
our issues right now if we do still keep

2670
01:42:59,040 –> 01:43:03,040
them as a horde it sounds like

2671
01:43:01,360 –> 01:43:04,080
more than likely

2672
01:43:03,040 –> 01:43:05,920
katie do you feel like you want to roll

2673
01:43:04,080 –> 01:43:08,080
this time further damage

2674
01:43:05,920 –> 01:43:10,320
yeah maybe someone with the app i got it

2675
01:43:08,080 –> 01:43:12,000
yeah just remind me what i have to roll

2676
01:43:10,320 –> 01:43:13,119
well actually first up with that is

2677
01:43:12,000 –> 01:43:14,159
actually going to i’m just asking what

2678
01:43:13,119 –> 01:43:15,920
you guys are doing with that if you guys

2679
01:43:14,159 –> 01:43:17,600
are keep it the same as it is safe goes

2680
01:43:15,920 –> 01:43:19,199
first

2681
01:43:17,600 –> 01:43:21,119
so modi

2682
01:43:19,199 –> 01:43:22,880
at this point should have been able to

2683
01:43:21,119 –> 01:43:24,880
get that’s right

2684
01:43:22,880 –> 01:43:27,280
i’m sorry i fully meant to have that

2685
01:43:24,880 –> 01:43:29,199
happen on bookworms turn i apologize

2686
01:43:27,280 –> 01:43:31,199
i fully forgot okay

2687
01:43:29,199 –> 01:43:32,719
uh you have a lot to keep track of it’s

2688
01:43:31,199 –> 01:43:35,440
like you just said

2689
01:43:32,719 –> 01:43:37,440
how much was that potion for

2690
01:43:35,440 –> 01:43:38,480
50 points

2691
01:43:37,440 –> 01:43:42,639
okay

2692
01:43:38,480 –> 01:43:44,239
so she gets jumped back up by 50 points

2693
01:43:42,639 –> 01:43:47,119
yeah she’s back up the pole

2694
01:43:44,239 –> 01:43:48,800
now when tara is the one bleeding

2695
01:43:47,119 –> 01:43:52,000
they just flip-flopped

2696
01:43:48,800 –> 01:43:53,679
so oliver has since been healed right

2697
01:43:52,000 –> 01:43:55,119
yeah no oliver is doing better than he

2698
01:43:53,679 –> 01:43:58,639
was

2699
01:43:55,119 –> 01:44:02,000
okay um saith telepathically tells him

2700
01:43:58,639 –> 01:44:04,000
to give the other potion to wintera

2701
01:44:02,000 –> 01:44:05,280
and so he does

2702
01:44:04,000 –> 01:44:06,719
yeah and since you’re right there we’ll

2703
01:44:05,280 –> 01:44:08,560
just have this happen now so you can go

2704
01:44:06,719 –> 01:44:10,000
ahead and just add on 50.

2705
01:44:08,560 –> 01:44:12,239
okay

2706
01:44:10,000 –> 01:44:13,760
and then um

2707
01:44:12,239 –> 01:44:16,480
modi

2708
01:44:13,760 –> 01:44:20,719
he can turn into

2709
01:44:16,480 –> 01:44:22,239
like a human-sized creature right

2710
01:44:20,719 –> 01:44:24,639
correct

2711
01:44:22,239 –> 01:44:27,840
so i’m not near him i can’t give him

2712
01:44:24,639 –> 01:44:30,080
weapons but i can turn him into somebody

2713
01:44:27,840 –> 01:44:31,760
that has like fire

2714
01:44:30,080 –> 01:44:36,080
fire breath

2715
01:44:31,760 –> 01:44:38,400
would he be able to use it no

2716
01:44:36,080 –> 01:44:41,119
it’s a physical it’s a physical change

2717
01:44:38,400 –> 01:44:43,440
not like a biological change like he’s

2718
01:44:41,119 –> 01:44:46,760
it’s just an appearance

2719
01:44:43,440 –> 01:44:46,760
fair enough

2720
01:44:48,400 –> 01:44:54,560
either way i can use him for a shield

2721
01:44:52,159 –> 01:44:57,280
yeah no you can

2722
01:44:54,560 –> 01:44:58,639
you can do that

2723
01:44:57,280 –> 01:45:00,400
and i also don’t think that the

2724
01:44:58,639 –> 01:45:02,239
necromancer could take much more of

2725
01:45:00,400 –> 01:45:03,280
those like big nasty hits you’ve been

2726
01:45:02,239 –> 01:45:06,400
able to do

2727
01:45:03,280 –> 01:45:09,199
the next one’s gonna be paralyzation

2728
01:45:06,400 –> 01:45:11,520
i’m very excited

2729
01:45:09,199 –> 01:45:12,800
so are you doing anything with modi

2730
01:45:11,520 –> 01:45:14,400
modi’s gonna

2731
01:45:12,800 –> 01:45:16,639
get big

2732
01:45:14,400 –> 01:45:17,520
and he’s gonna stand

2733
01:45:16,639 –> 01:45:19,600
with

2734
01:45:17,520 –> 01:45:22,560
them and just be a shield he’s gonna

2735
01:45:19,600 –> 01:45:26,159
take whatever the next hit’s gonna be

2736
01:45:22,560 –> 01:45:28,880
cool cool cool cool roll me a d20

2737
01:45:26,159 –> 01:45:31,600
you used his powers oh [ __ ]

2738
01:45:28,880 –> 01:45:35,360
i did use his powers

2739
01:45:31,600 –> 01:45:35,360
don’t roll one don’t roll one

2740
01:45:37,360 –> 01:45:40,480
i hope that’s a good gasp

2741
01:45:41,520 –> 01:45:47,040
katie katie

2742
01:45:43,600 –> 01:45:50,320
katie katie it’s not 20. it’s another

2743
01:45:47,040 –> 01:45:53,679
[ _ ] 20. it’s a night [ _ ] why why

2744
01:45:50,320 –> 01:45:57,679
would you pause for so long [ __ ] 20.

2745
01:45:53,679 –> 01:45:59,440
it isn’t i filmed it i [ __ ] filmed it

2746
01:45:57,679 –> 01:46:01,119
i knew it was going to be it had 20. it

2747
01:45:59,440 –> 01:46:03,119
took like 20.

2748
01:46:01,119 –> 01:46:06,080
oh my god

2749
01:46:03,119 –> 01:46:08,480
oh my god

2750
01:46:06,080 –> 01:46:10,480
i [ __ ]

2751
01:46:08,480 –> 01:46:13,520
filmed it

2752
01:46:10,480 –> 01:46:15,199
yeah no you’re um you’re good

2753
01:46:13,520 –> 01:46:17,280
nothing happens

2754
01:46:15,199 –> 01:46:18,960
anyway as you were saying

2755
01:46:17,280 –> 01:46:21,600
right okay

2756
01:46:18,960 –> 01:46:22,960
uh so now that modi is being a cat

2757
01:46:21,600 –> 01:46:25,840
shield

2758
01:46:22,960 –> 01:46:27,119
and i beat him out of my head before he

2759
01:46:25,840 –> 01:46:29,040
could get in there

2760
01:46:27,119 –> 01:46:32,639
so now she’s going to take her next shot

2761
01:46:29,040 –> 01:46:35,280
this one is going to be paralysis

2762
01:46:32,639 –> 01:46:37,360
it’s a con save

2763
01:46:35,280 –> 01:46:38,800
well i mean still hit first

2764
01:46:37,360 –> 01:46:40,880
19

2765
01:46:38,800 –> 01:46:42,320
19 just hits

2766
01:46:40,880 –> 01:46:44,080
okay perfect

2767
01:46:42,320 –> 01:46:45,360
uh all right so he needs to do a con

2768
01:46:44,080 –> 01:46:46,880
save

2769
01:46:45,360 –> 01:46:48,639
16.

2770
01:46:46,880 –> 01:46:50,400
damn he beat me

2771
01:46:48,639 –> 01:46:53,440
all right that doesn’t happen you still

2772
01:46:50,400 –> 01:46:55,280
get the hit though just no extra damage

2773
01:46:53,440 –> 01:46:57,199
that’s okay

2774
01:46:55,280 –> 01:47:00,199
11 damage

2775
01:46:57,199 –> 01:47:00,199
okay

2776
01:47:00,719 –> 01:47:07,119
is that going to be it for you

2777
01:47:03,760 –> 01:47:09,199
oh actually i i i’m gonna do a hide

2778
01:47:07,119 –> 01:47:12,719
all right roll it

2779
01:47:09,199 –> 01:47:14,960
yeah we’ve got no problem it’s 25 again

2780
01:47:12,719 –> 01:47:14,960
yep

2781
01:47:15,199 –> 01:47:18,400
okay

2782
01:47:16,480 –> 01:47:20,320
now we’re at the layer action now we’ll

2783
01:47:18,400 –> 01:47:21,520
start rolling crazy damage

2784
01:47:20,320 –> 01:47:25,280
first is the plant

2785
01:47:21,520 –> 01:47:26,560
so that is going to be 16 d8

2786
01:47:25,280 –> 01:47:27,520
69

2787
01:47:26,560 –> 01:47:28,800
nice

2788
01:47:27,520 –> 01:47:31,760
nice

2789
01:47:28,800 –> 01:47:31,760
they’re all dead

2790
01:47:32,719 –> 01:47:36,480
all right next is going to be 12 d8

2791
01:47:35,360 –> 01:47:38,239
54.

2792
01:47:36,480 –> 01:47:39,679
and are you going to heal anyone or are

2793
01:47:38,239 –> 01:47:41,760
you just going to use the cannon for

2794
01:47:39,679 –> 01:47:44,000
damage i’m better now

2795
01:47:41,760 –> 01:47:46,560
my barons looking kind of bad

2796
01:47:44,000 –> 01:47:48,320
they both they all still have 10 hp

2797
01:47:46,560 –> 01:47:49,199
and they’re not like terrible as far as

2798
01:47:48,320 –> 01:47:51,280
hp

2799
01:47:49,199 –> 01:47:54,239
i’d still rather

2800
01:47:51,280 –> 01:47:56,239
heal one of those two so between irwin

2801
01:47:54,239 –> 01:47:59,040
and oliver who looks worse

2802
01:47:56,239 –> 01:48:01,440
oliver technically has less hp but erwin

2803
01:47:59,040 –> 01:48:02,719
is farther from his max hp

2804
01:48:01,440 –> 01:48:03,679
i’m gonna heal the baby because he just

2805
01:48:02,719 –> 01:48:05,600
came back from the dead we’re not

2806
01:48:03,679 –> 01:48:07,760
letting him die again all right fair

2807
01:48:05,600 –> 01:48:09,280
enough uh 2d 10.

2808
01:48:07,760 –> 01:48:11,040
nice 18.

2809
01:48:09,280 –> 01:48:14,480
he is back up to fall

2810
01:48:11,040 –> 01:48:15,679
okay speaking of the baby it is his turn

2811
01:48:14,480 –> 01:48:17,920
1d6

2812
01:48:15,679 –> 01:48:20,560
plus or i guess one because he has no

2813
01:48:17,920 –> 01:48:23,119
strength six so five

2814
01:48:20,560 –> 01:48:25,040
all right all right one d six plus five

2815
01:48:23,119 –> 01:48:26,400
for twinkle

2816
01:48:25,040 –> 01:48:29,199
nine total

2817
01:48:26,400 –> 01:48:30,400
irwin two d eight

2818
01:48:29,199 –> 01:48:33,520
ten

2819
01:48:30,400 –> 01:48:36,000
and then 66 for auric

2820
01:48:33,520 –> 01:48:37,360
i’m starting to learn these now

2821
01:48:36,000 –> 01:48:38,800
oh

2822
01:48:37,360 –> 01:48:41,280
it was a lot of sixes but still a couple

2823
01:48:38,800 –> 01:48:42,480
of lower numbers anyway 25.

2824
01:48:41,280 –> 01:48:43,840
one day four

2825
01:48:42,480 –> 01:48:44,960
finaled

2826
01:48:43,840 –> 01:48:47,040
two

2827
01:48:44,960 –> 01:48:49,360
now we’re back to strangling mike

2828
01:48:47,040 –> 01:48:51,199
2d4 please

2829
01:48:49,360 –> 01:48:53,679
that’s a seven

2830
01:48:51,199 –> 01:48:55,679
shooting johnny uh

2831
01:48:53,679 –> 01:48:57,360
2d 10.

2832
01:48:55,679 –> 01:49:00,960
19.

2833
01:48:57,360 –> 01:49:03,040
alright and finally stabbing jim uh with

2834
01:49:00,960 –> 01:49:04,320
2d8

2835
01:49:03,040 –> 01:49:07,440
five

2836
01:49:04,320 –> 01:49:09,199
okay so that is a grand total of 250

2837
01:49:07,440 –> 01:49:10,159
points of damage

2838
01:49:09,199 –> 01:49:12,880
nice i think that’s what we did last

2839
01:49:10,159 –> 01:49:16,159
time too uh i think that’s the most

2840
01:49:12,880 –> 01:49:19,760
you’ve done actually oh okay well

2841
01:49:16,159 –> 01:49:22,719
all right so as this onslaught goes out

2842
01:49:19,760 –> 01:49:25,520
you all see that

2843
01:49:22,719 –> 01:49:27,280
the last of the corpse flowers have been

2844
01:49:25,520 –> 01:49:30,800
slain

2845
01:49:27,280 –> 01:49:33,040
there is now only the fear bulge zombies

2846
01:49:30,800 –> 01:49:35,360
remaining

2847
01:49:33,040 –> 01:49:38,159
and even they are on their last legs a

2848
01:49:35,360 –> 01:49:42,960
bit unfortunately they are still there

2849
01:49:38,159 –> 01:49:45,280
and do still get to roll damage

2850
01:49:42,960 –> 01:49:48,159
they deal

2851
01:49:45,280 –> 01:49:48,159
a whopping

2852
01:49:48,239 –> 01:49:55,280
13 points of damage

2853
01:49:51,520 –> 01:49:59,520
nice between eight or nine or more

2854
01:49:55,280 –> 01:50:01,440
between eight so that’s a damage each

2855
01:49:59,520 –> 01:50:03,679
the horde is much lesser than what it

2856
01:50:01,440 –> 01:50:06,000
was even with the amount of zombies left

2857
01:50:03,679 –> 01:50:06,880
over like it’s

2858
01:50:06,000 –> 01:50:09,280
it is

2859
01:50:06,880 –> 01:50:12,320
very easy for the people you have with

2860
01:50:09,280 –> 01:50:13,280
them to take care of that

2861
01:50:12,320 –> 01:50:16,239
that

2862
01:50:13,280 –> 01:50:19,599
is now going to be

2863
01:50:16,239 –> 01:50:23,199
gratify containing the spells

2864
01:50:19,599 –> 01:50:24,560
someone roll me a d8 please

2865
01:50:23,199 –> 01:50:29,040
six

2866
01:50:24,560 –> 01:50:31,199
okay let’s see which spells get to do

2867
01:50:29,040 –> 01:50:35,360
something

2868
01:50:31,199 –> 01:50:36,719
the only two that managed to escape this

2869
01:50:35,360 –> 01:50:37,599
time

2870
01:50:36,719 –> 01:50:39,840
were

2871
01:50:37,599 –> 01:50:40,960
mirror image

2872
01:50:39,840 –> 01:50:43,040
and

2873
01:50:40,960 –> 01:50:44,560
cone of cold

2874
01:50:43,040 –> 01:50:46,159
very nice

2875
01:50:44,560 –> 01:50:50,560
so

2876
01:50:46,159 –> 01:50:53,679
i am going to say that the mirror image

2877
01:50:50,560 –> 01:50:55,040
is no longer going to focus on the

2878
01:50:53,679 –> 01:50:56,880
necromancer

2879
01:50:55,040 –> 01:50:59,679
and is instead

2880
01:50:56,880 –> 01:51:02,000
going to cast itself on the finger of

2881
01:50:59,679 –> 01:51:02,000
death

2882
01:51:03,199 –> 01:51:07,119
and

2883
01:51:04,400 –> 01:51:09,920
the cone of cold uh i need everyone to

2884
01:51:07,119 –> 01:51:11,840
make me a con save

2885
01:51:09,920 –> 01:51:13,840
since the finger of death was included

2886
01:51:11,840 –> 01:51:15,840
in the stunned does

2887
01:51:13,840 –> 01:51:17,520
that mean the copies will also be

2888
01:51:15,840 –> 01:51:19,599
stunned

2889
01:51:17,520 –> 01:51:21,440
yeah well i mean the copies don’t like

2890
01:51:19,599 –> 01:51:25,040
actually do anything oh they’re just

2891
01:51:21,440 –> 01:51:25,040
like distractions they’re illusory

2892
01:51:25,440 –> 01:51:30,400
that’s a 10.

2893
01:51:28,560 –> 01:51:32,800
does the 19 pass

2894
01:51:30,400 –> 01:51:36,080
yes a 19 does pass and yes katie and

2895
01:51:32,800 –> 01:51:38,480
that 20 also passes

2896
01:51:36,080 –> 01:51:40,639
so i take no damage which is also good

2897
01:51:38,480 –> 01:51:42,239
news for bookworm who also got a nap

2898
01:51:40,639 –> 01:51:44,480
[ __ ] 20.

2899
01:51:42,239 –> 01:51:46,719
hey bucky

2900
01:51:44,480 –> 01:51:48,080
her confidence is back

2901
01:51:46,719 –> 01:51:50,000
i’m just gonna stay by bookworm the

2902
01:51:48,080 –> 01:51:51,360
entire time now

2903
01:51:50,000 –> 01:51:53,760
yeah that’s apparently what she needs to

2904
01:51:51,360 –> 01:51:54,960
have good rolls

2905
01:51:53,760 –> 01:51:57,280
i swear i don’t think i’ve rolled above

2906
01:51:54,960 –> 01:51:59,840
a 10 for her otherwise

2907
01:51:57,280 –> 01:52:03,280
let’s see that would mean she takes half

2908
01:51:59,840 –> 01:52:05,920
damage uh safe will take half damage

2909
01:52:03,280 –> 01:52:07,440
and arlo will also take half damage

2910
01:52:05,920 –> 01:52:09,199
because of saving grace so all of you

2911
01:52:07,440 –> 01:52:11,840
will just take half of this

2912
01:52:09,199 –> 01:52:12,800
you all take 14 points of damage

2913
01:52:11,840 –> 01:52:14,800
okay

2914
01:52:12,800 –> 01:52:17,040
that’s already halved yes

2915
01:52:14,800 –> 01:52:19,360
ooh spassy so then bookworm has to pass

2916
01:52:17,040 –> 01:52:20,639
a 14 on her concentration right

2917
01:52:19,360 –> 01:52:23,040
uh

2918
01:52:20,639 –> 01:52:24,560
yes

2919
01:52:23,040 –> 01:52:27,920
can i i don’t think i can give her

2920
01:52:24,560 –> 01:52:30,239
advantage on that with tactical insight

2921
01:52:27,920 –> 01:52:31,840
yeah attack roller saving throw well i

2922
01:52:30,239 –> 01:52:34,320
don’t know if that counts

2923
01:52:31,840 –> 01:52:35,440
she’s fine okay

2924
01:52:34,320 –> 01:52:37,280
save it

2925
01:52:35,440 –> 01:52:38,880
okay you just hear pendleton go

2926
01:52:37,280 –> 01:52:40,239
it’s good

2927
01:52:38,880 –> 01:52:41,360
i’m just worried

2928
01:52:40,239 –> 01:52:44,320
no i know

2929
01:52:41,360 –> 01:52:46,320
it’s great that you are it’s wonderful

2930
01:52:44,320 –> 01:52:48,000
but she’s good

2931
01:52:46,320 –> 01:52:50,719
usually i wouldn’t say listen to the

2932
01:52:48,000 –> 01:52:52,880
voices in your head but

2933
01:52:50,719 –> 01:52:54,400
pendleton’s nice

2934
01:52:52,880 –> 01:52:56,719
when sarah you’re up

2935
01:52:54,400 –> 01:52:58,239
sweet

2936
01:52:56,719 –> 01:53:00,800
who else of my allies is right near me

2937
01:52:58,239 –> 01:53:03,199
right now i feel like

2938
01:53:00,800 –> 01:53:05,679
your allies would mostly consist of arlo

2939
01:53:03,199 –> 01:53:07,760
and bookworm safe

2940
01:53:05,679 –> 01:53:09,280
might be close to you but you can’t see

2941
01:53:07,760 –> 01:53:10,639
her

2942
01:53:09,280 –> 01:53:12,960
arlo how do you feel about being a

2943
01:53:10,639 –> 01:53:14,880
dinosaur

2944
01:53:12,960 –> 01:53:17,199
why would you even ask that the answer

2945
01:53:14,880 –> 01:53:18,880
is obviously yes

2946
01:53:17,199 –> 01:53:20,400
i mean

2947
01:53:18,880 –> 01:53:21,920
she’s gonna friendly punch him in the

2948
01:53:20,400 –> 01:53:23,679
shoulder and be like all right have at

2949
01:53:21,920 –> 01:53:25,040
it have fun as a t-rex and cast

2950
01:53:23,679 –> 01:53:27,280
polymorph

2951
01:53:25,040 –> 01:53:28,400
oh my god

2952
01:53:27,280 –> 01:53:30,560
you might want to pull up the stats of a

2953
01:53:28,400 –> 01:53:32,960
t-rex love you’re going to need them

2954
01:53:30,560 –> 01:53:34,960
pulling up the stats of a t-rex now wait

2955
01:53:32,960 –> 01:53:37,440
you don’t have t-rex that’s memorized

2956
01:53:34,960 –> 01:53:37,440
oh wow

2957
01:53:37,760 –> 01:53:41,840
oh that’s neat oh my good golly gosh

2958
01:53:39,599 –> 01:53:43,199
that’s really dangerous

2959
01:53:41,840 –> 01:53:45,520
wow

2960
01:53:43,199 –> 01:53:49,440
wow

2961
01:53:45,520 –> 01:53:50,639
oh wow oh jordan ah jordan oh

2962
01:53:49,440 –> 01:53:52,639
wow

2963
01:53:50,639 –> 01:53:54,800
also i hope you all know i’m still

2964
01:53:52,639 –> 01:53:56,880
wearing my cowboy hat i’m a t-rex with a

2965
01:53:54,800 –> 01:53:59,040
couch a t-rex with a cowboy hat i don’t

2966
01:53:56,880 –> 01:54:00,639
think there was any question in anyone’s

2967
01:53:59,040 –> 01:54:04,239
mind

2968
01:54:00,639 –> 01:54:06,159
i’m a y-rex oh my gosh you’re a e-rex

2969
01:54:04,239 –> 01:54:07,199
no

2970
01:54:06,159 –> 01:54:09,119
no

2971
01:54:07,199 –> 01:54:12,080
i don’t allow this

2972
01:54:09,119 –> 01:54:14,000
does this mean that um that that uh

2973
01:54:12,080 –> 01:54:15,599
oliver can now summon t-rexes because

2974
01:54:14,000 –> 01:54:17,520
he’s seen one

2975
01:54:15,599 –> 01:54:19,760
that’s a whole other candle worms as far

2976
01:54:17,520 –> 01:54:21,440
as like challenge ratings

2977
01:54:19,760 –> 01:54:22,719
i think that’s everything i can do for

2978
01:54:21,440 –> 01:54:24,320
my turn

2979
01:54:22,719 –> 01:54:26,400
oh is that all

2980
01:54:24,320 –> 01:54:28,239
just make make some t-rex fun for you

2981
01:54:26,400 –> 01:54:30,480
jordan yes

2982
01:54:28,239 –> 01:54:33,119
all right cool

2983
01:54:30,480 –> 01:54:37,360
dino arlo europe

2984
01:54:33,119 –> 01:54:39,840
dinosaurs the dinosaurs arlo

2985
01:54:37,360 –> 01:54:41,199
source arlo thank you

2986
01:54:39,840 –> 01:54:44,639
i’m gonna like

2987
01:54:41,199 –> 01:54:47,440
saunter up to the necromancer

2988
01:54:44,639 –> 01:54:49,040
and like lean in real close and be like

2989
01:54:47,440 –> 01:54:50,080
hey

2990
01:54:49,040 –> 01:54:51,760
heard you’ve been [ __ ] with my

2991
01:54:50,080 –> 01:54:53,760
friends and then turn around and slap

2992
01:54:51,760 –> 01:54:56,880
the [ __ ] over with my tail which just

2993
01:54:53,760 –> 01:54:58,639
comes out as probably

2994
01:54:56,880 –> 01:55:00,320
can i please still talk just like a [ __ ]

2995
01:54:58,639 –> 01:55:02,000
talk

2996
01:55:00,320 –> 01:55:03,840
no i promise i won’t use this for

2997
01:55:02,000 –> 01:55:04,960
anything practical i just want to be an

2998
01:55:03,840 –> 01:55:07,040
[ __ ]

2999
01:55:04,960 –> 01:55:09,840
no

3000
01:55:07,040 –> 01:55:11,280
you you just make t-rex noises but you

3001
01:55:09,840 –> 01:55:13,440
it sounds to you like you’re [ __ ]

3002
01:55:11,280 –> 01:55:14,960
talking you can’t tell wait wait arlo

3003
01:55:13,440 –> 01:55:16,910
what did you just say i’ll relay it

3004
01:55:14,960 –> 01:55:20,060
inhuman

3005
01:55:16,910 –> 01:55:20,060
[Laughter]

3006
01:55:20,480 –> 01:55:22,960
hey

3007
01:55:21,280 –> 01:55:25,440
heard you been [ __ ] with my friends

3008
01:55:22,960 –> 01:55:26,480
[ __ ] boy and then turns around and slaps

3009
01:55:25,440 –> 01:55:28,080
the [ __ ] out of him with him he called

3010
01:55:26,480 –> 01:55:31,560
you something like a [ __ ] boy i don’t

3011
01:55:28,080 –> 01:55:31,560
know what that means

3012
01:55:32,800 –> 01:55:36,239
actually this is better

3013
01:55:34,480 –> 01:55:39,119
um so i’m gonna roll a hit

3014
01:55:36,239 –> 01:55:40,719
it’s gonna be a 23 to hit it’s

3015
01:55:39,119 –> 01:55:42,719
is this your bite attack

3016
01:55:40,719 –> 01:55:44,480
no it is my tail okay

3017
01:55:42,719 –> 01:55:47,599
he did specifically say beat him with

3018
01:55:44,480 –> 01:55:49,599
his tail true i don’t think t-rexes have

3019
01:55:47,599 –> 01:55:50,880
teeth tails

3020
01:55:49,599 –> 01:55:52,560
at least i hope they don’t that’d be

3021
01:55:50,880 –> 01:55:55,679
horrid i’m curious to see what he tries

3022
01:55:52,560 –> 01:55:56,960
to bite so 12 plus seven damage blushing

3023
01:55:55,679 –> 01:56:00,679
damage

3024
01:55:56,960 –> 01:56:00,679
all right so that’s

3025
01:56:01,679 –> 01:56:07,599
that’s my tail attack it is 3d8

3026
01:56:04,800 –> 01:56:10,880
4d12 is the bite attack i haven’t done

3027
01:56:07,599 –> 01:56:13,280
that yet calm down

3028
01:56:10,880 –> 01:56:14,320
it’s called dramatic build christina i

3029
01:56:13,280 –> 01:56:16,480
mean you have to target a different

3030
01:56:14,320 –> 01:56:17,760
creature though with the bite oh what

3031
01:56:16,480 –> 01:56:19,119
yeah it says you you read the

3032
01:56:17,760 –> 01:56:22,080
multi-attack it says you can’t make both

3033
01:56:19,119 –> 01:56:25,800
attacks against the same target

3034
01:56:22,080 –> 01:56:25,800
well that’s unfortunate

3035
01:56:29,490 –> 01:56:32,779
[Music]

3036
01:56:33,440 –> 01:56:37,119
that’s why i was so surprised i was like

3037
01:56:35,040 –> 01:56:38,960
wait what okay

3038
01:56:37,119 –> 01:56:41,360
i guess you have a different plan

3039
01:56:38,960 –> 01:56:44,639
i did not have a different plan

3040
01:56:41,360 –> 01:56:46,719
um so what i will do now

3041
01:56:44,639 –> 01:56:48,560
is

3042
01:56:46,719 –> 01:56:51,760
after thoroughly slapping the

3043
01:56:48,560 –> 01:56:51,760
necromancer with my tail

3044
01:56:51,920 –> 01:56:56,880
he’s not dead is he no

3045
01:56:54,000 –> 01:56:59,280
damn it and

3046
01:56:56,880 –> 01:57:02,400
i hate to break it to you dude

3047
01:56:59,280 –> 01:57:04,320
i’ll turn around towards uh

3048
01:57:02,400 –> 01:57:05,760
andrew fancy fingers that’s right i

3049
01:57:04,320 –> 01:57:07,920
remembered the dumb name i gave him

3050
01:57:05,760 –> 01:57:08,960
don’t nope don’t do that nope don’t do

3051
01:57:07,920 –> 01:57:10,639
that

3052
01:57:08,960 –> 01:57:12,480
you won’t cowered

3053
01:57:10,639 –> 01:57:14,239
nope don’t do that no because it won’t

3054
01:57:12,480 –> 01:57:16,239
work because you’ll disappear from being

3055
01:57:14,239 –> 01:57:19,440
a t-rex

3056
01:57:16,239 –> 01:57:21,280
what how why no it won’t it’ll be fine

3057
01:57:19,440 –> 01:57:22,560
because they’re in the anti-magic ray

3058
01:57:21,280 –> 01:57:25,760
only attack the spells that aren’t in

3059
01:57:22,560 –> 01:57:27,119
the anti-magic ray right now

3060
01:57:25,760 –> 01:57:28,560
when tara sees you walking that way

3061
01:57:27,119 –> 01:57:31,360
she’s like no

3062
01:57:28,560 –> 01:57:31,360
wrong direction

3063
01:57:32,320 –> 01:57:37,150
bad arlo rex

3064
01:57:34,560 –> 01:57:40,080
batter little sport bottle

3065
01:57:37,150 –> 01:57:43,280
[Laughter]

3066
01:57:40,080 –> 01:57:44,480
but i go to the [ __ ] cone of cold i

3067
01:57:43,280 –> 01:57:46,239
guess

3068
01:57:44,480 –> 01:57:47,360
that one still has a lot of hip points

3069
01:57:46,239 –> 01:57:48,560
so like

3070
01:57:47,360 –> 01:57:50,719
yeah

3071
01:57:48,560 –> 01:57:54,159
i suppose

3072
01:57:50,719 –> 01:57:56,400
and i bite them or whatever

3073
01:57:54,159 –> 01:57:58,320
all right yeah fight them

3074
01:57:56,400 –> 01:58:00,400
i’m very curious to see how this goes

3075
01:57:58,320 –> 01:58:04,719
i’m very curious

3076
01:58:00,400 –> 01:58:07,199
that’s a 27 a hit hits

3077
01:58:04,719 –> 01:58:09,599
i imagine arlo also has like this just

3078
01:58:07,199 –> 01:58:12,560
like downtrodden energy like he’s very

3079
01:58:09,599 –> 01:58:15,360
happy right now he’s like

3080
01:58:12,560 –> 01:58:17,760
i hit the necromancer too far away the

3081
01:58:15,360 –> 01:58:19,119
finger’s still on stupid anti-magic

3082
01:58:17,760 –> 01:58:21,520
cones i thought it was a good idea but i

3083
01:58:19,119 –> 01:58:24,400
can’t buy him this sucks terry hit me

3084
01:58:21,520 –> 01:58:26,480
with a [ __ ] squirt bottle uh 27 plus

3085
01:58:24,400 –> 01:58:30,239
7 piercing damage

3086
01:58:26,480 –> 01:58:32,639
that’s 34. big head and little arms and

3087
01:58:30,239 –> 01:58:34,400
i’m not really sure how well this plan

3088
01:58:32,639 –> 01:58:35,760
was thought out

3089
01:58:34,400 –> 01:58:37,199
is this cons this isn’t considered a

3090
01:58:35,760 –> 01:58:39,520
creature right

3091
01:58:37,199 –> 01:58:41,040
it is considered a creature

3092
01:58:39,520 –> 01:58:42,159
what size is it

3093
01:58:41,040 –> 01:58:44,480
i think everything’s considered a

3094
01:58:42,159 –> 01:58:48,000
creature yeah

3095
01:58:44,480 –> 01:58:50,080
oh it’s it’s uh grappled

3096
01:58:48,000 –> 01:58:53,360
if it’s medium or smaller it’s it’s

3097
01:58:50,080 –> 01:58:55,040
grappled if it it can escape a dc17

3098
01:58:53,360 –> 01:58:58,000
i would imagine call of cold medium or

3099
01:58:55,040 –> 01:58:59,760
smaller uh actually

3100
01:58:58,000 –> 01:59:01,360
the cone of cold eye bite and finger of

3101
01:58:59,760 –> 01:59:03,679
death are actually considered large

3102
01:59:01,360 –> 01:59:05,199
creatures fifth and higher are based on

3103
01:59:03,679 –> 01:59:06,480
the classifications of the way this

3104
01:59:05,199 –> 01:59:08,080
works

3105
01:59:06,480 –> 01:59:11,199
all right cool

3106
01:59:08,080 –> 01:59:12,800
the door down are medium creatures

3107
01:59:11,199 –> 01:59:14,800
i don’t know why that’s the way it works

3108
01:59:12,800 –> 01:59:15,520
but that’s all right that’s the end of

3109
01:59:14,800 –> 01:59:18,239
my

3110
01:59:15,520 –> 01:59:19,520
super awesome t-rex turn

3111
01:59:18,239 –> 01:59:21,360
i mean the commodore called duffy didn’t

3112
01:59:19,520 –> 01:59:22,719
like it um you do have slight brain

3113
01:59:21,360 –> 01:59:25,199
freeze though

3114
01:59:22,719 –> 01:59:27,599
it mechanically does nothing but

3115
01:59:25,199 –> 01:59:30,400
don’t bite ice that much arlo you know

3116
01:59:27,599 –> 01:59:33,360
better

3117
01:59:30,400 –> 01:59:35,520
so it is the necromancer’s turn once

3118
01:59:33,360 –> 01:59:36,960
again

3119
01:59:35,520 –> 01:59:38,320
and

3120
01:59:36,960 –> 01:59:40,239
i feel like a t-rex is a pretty

3121
01:59:38,320 –> 01:59:43,239
formidable opponent i feel like that’s

3122
01:59:40,239 –> 01:59:43,239
probably

3123
01:59:44,320 –> 01:59:50,639
i feel like that’s a problem

3124
01:59:46,560 –> 01:59:53,760
it is definitely a problem for it

3125
01:59:50,639 –> 01:59:56,840
it is going to see the t-rex

3126
01:59:53,760 –> 01:59:58,400
recognize how hard it got

3127
01:59:56,840 –> 02:00:01,360
hit

3128
01:59:58,400 –> 02:00:05,199
and it is going to actually do something

3129
02:00:01,360 –> 02:00:07,599
a little bit different this time

3130
02:00:05,199 –> 02:00:10,560
it is going

3131
02:00:07,599 –> 02:00:13,800
to make its way over

3132
02:00:10,560 –> 02:00:13,800
to bookworm

3133
02:00:13,840 –> 02:00:18,719
what’s making its way over to bookworm

3134
02:00:16,080 –> 02:00:21,920
the necromancer why do you ask

3135
02:00:18,719 –> 02:00:22,719
dear friend i leave my area

3136
02:00:21,920 –> 02:00:24,320
because i think that would be an

3137
02:00:22,719 –> 02:00:25,760
opportunity attack

3138
02:00:24,320 –> 02:00:27,280
i feel like you would have had to move

3139
02:00:25,760 –> 02:00:29,599
to get to the cone of cold it’s not

3140
02:00:27,280 –> 02:00:31,040
gonna be a problem trust me

3141
02:00:29,599 –> 02:00:33,119
i assure you you will get the

3142
02:00:31,040 –> 02:00:36,719
satisfaction

3143
02:00:33,119 –> 02:00:38,560
so as it approaches over

3144
02:00:36,719 –> 02:00:40,560
the thing that everyone else seems to

3145
02:00:38,560 –> 02:00:42,560
have forgotten about

3146
02:00:40,560 –> 02:00:44,560
barney bobbins

3147
02:00:42,560 –> 02:00:46,719
descends down

3148
02:00:44,560 –> 02:00:48,320
onto the necromancer

3149
02:00:46,719 –> 02:00:50,400
yes

3150
02:00:48,320 –> 02:00:52,320
does it need to roll an attack or does

3151
02:00:50,400 –> 02:00:55,280
it just deal damage

3152
02:00:52,320 –> 02:00:57,679
it just deals 20 damage

3153
02:00:55,280 –> 02:01:01,599
as it goes over

3154
02:00:57,679 –> 02:01:04,960
to this to bookworm it is limping slowly

3155
02:01:01,599 –> 02:01:04,960
and desperately

3156
02:01:05,119 –> 02:01:09,119
and

3157
02:01:06,800 –> 02:01:14,239
as it gets over there

3158
02:01:09,119 –> 02:01:16,239
the guardian of faith strikes down

3159
02:01:14,239 –> 02:01:17,760
and the necromancer

3160
02:01:16,239 –> 02:01:20,760
falls

3161
02:01:17,760 –> 02:01:20,760
yes

3162
02:01:24,239 –> 02:01:29,920
it reaches up

3163
02:01:26,800 –> 02:01:30,960
towards bookworm

3164
02:01:29,920 –> 02:01:34,239
and

3165
02:01:30,960 –> 02:01:39,199
you actually see her

3166
02:01:34,239 –> 02:01:39,199
kneel down and take its hand

3167
02:01:40,239 –> 02:01:44,480
and

3168
02:01:41,920 –> 02:01:47,599
she doesn’t say anything

3169
02:01:44,480 –> 02:01:51,599
the necromancer doesn’t either

3170
02:01:47,599 –> 02:01:54,000
but she holds its hand up to her head

3171
02:01:51,599 –> 02:01:57,920
and for her turn

3172
02:01:54,000 –> 02:01:57,920
she is going to cast dream

3173
02:01:59,440 –> 02:02:02,840
you all

3174
02:02:00,480 –> 02:02:07,199
do not see what

3175
02:02:02,840 –> 02:02:10,800
happens all you see is moments later

3176
02:02:07,199 –> 02:02:10,800
a tear rolls down her cheek

3177
02:02:11,520 –> 02:02:14,480
as

3178
02:02:12,560 –> 02:02:17,679
the necromancer

3179
02:02:14,480 –> 02:02:20,400
fades to dust

3180
02:02:17,679 –> 02:02:20,400
on the wind

3181
02:02:22,080 –> 02:02:28,599
and that is where we shall pause our

3182
02:02:24,800 –> 02:02:28,599
tail for now

3183
02:02:33,760 –> 02:02:37,599
hey everyone this is your sometimes

3184
02:02:35,599 –> 02:02:40,000
benevolent often malevolent dungeon

3185
02:02:37,599 –> 02:02:42,239
master jordan roman checking in at the

3186
02:02:40,000 –> 02:02:44,239
end to thank you all so so much for

3187
02:02:42,239 –> 02:02:45,679
listening this episode was a lot of fun

3188
02:02:44,239 –> 02:02:48,960
and we look forward to seeing the

3189
02:02:45,679 –> 02:02:50,480
conclusion of this fight and the arc in

3190
02:02:48,960 –> 02:02:51,840
the episode to come

3191
02:02:50,480 –> 02:02:53,199
be sure to listen to the end for some

3192
02:02:51,840 –> 02:02:55,520
bloopers i didn’t quite get to make it

3193
02:02:53,199 –> 02:02:57,440
into the episode proper and if you want

3194
02:02:55,520 –> 02:03:00,320
to support the show then you can do so

3195
02:02:57,440 –> 02:03:03,760
on our patreon over at patreon.com

3196
02:03:00,320 –> 02:03:07,280
agents of damned where we have a ton of

3197
02:03:03,760 –> 02:03:09,199
amazing content for you guys including

3198
02:03:07,280 –> 02:03:11,679
after shows peek behind the screen

3199
02:03:09,199 –> 02:03:14,480
talking about each episode and

3200
02:03:11,679 –> 02:03:16,159
what we think on it i know this one was

3201
02:03:14,480 –> 02:03:18,239
pretty intense given everything that

3202
02:03:16,159 –> 02:03:21,639
kind of happened you can also find out

3203
02:03:18,239 –> 02:03:23,360
more about us on our website over at

3204
02:03:21,639 –> 02:03:24,880
agesofdam.com where you can get full

3205
02:03:23,360 –> 02:03:26,719
cast bios

3206
02:03:24,880 –> 02:03:29,360
transcriptions of every episode and a

3207
02:03:26,719 –> 02:03:34,239
link to our merch store over at

3208
02:03:29,360 –> 02:03:36,080
t public dot com slash aod cast

3209
02:03:34,239 –> 02:03:37,599
if you want to find us on social media

3210
02:03:36,080 –> 02:03:39,360
you can do so at

3211
02:03:37,599 –> 02:03:41,440
facebook at aod

3212
02:03:39,360 –> 02:03:44,080
instagram and tick tock at agents of

3213
02:03:41,440 –> 02:03:46,960
damned and twitter at agents of d for

3214
02:03:44,080 –> 02:03:49,360
our individual twitters i am at pokechap

3215
02:03:46,960 –> 02:03:52,639
christina is at greek chew and kegee is

3216
02:03:49,360 –> 02:03:53,840
at missy mystery spelled m-y-s-s-y

3217
02:03:52,639 –> 02:03:55,280
mystery

3218
02:03:53,840 –> 02:03:58,800
we also have a discord that we will

3219
02:03:55,280 –> 02:04:01,280
occasionally link to over on our twitter

3220
02:03:58,800 –> 02:04:04,639
aod where you can submit fun character

3221
02:04:01,280 –> 02:04:06,239
concepts magic items talk about the show

3222
02:04:04,639 –> 02:04:07,679
with a fun little community that we are

3223
02:04:06,239 –> 02:04:09,040
building up so please feel free to come

3224
02:04:07,679 –> 02:04:10,960
talk to us over there

3225
02:04:09,040 –> 02:04:13,840
we also do twitch streams every once in

3226
02:04:10,960 –> 02:04:15,679
a while i do streaming every saturday

3227
02:04:13,840 –> 02:04:17,440
from noon to four

3228
02:04:15,679 –> 02:04:19,119
but having some technical difficulties

3229
02:04:17,440 –> 02:04:19,920
as of late but i’m working through it

3230
02:04:19,119 –> 02:04:22,000
we’ll

3231
02:04:19,920 –> 02:04:23,360
we’ll figure that one out and we even

3232
02:04:22,000 –> 02:04:25,040
have a few other things that we are

3233
02:04:23,360 –> 02:04:26,320
working on for the near future so look

3234
02:04:25,040 –> 02:04:28,239
forward to that

3235
02:04:26,320 –> 02:04:30,000
until then don’t forget to leave us a

3236
02:04:28,239 –> 02:04:31,679
review help us out a lot and share the

3237
02:04:30,000 –> 02:04:32,800
show with a friend you think might also

3238
02:04:31,679 –> 02:04:34,639
enjoy it

3239
02:04:32,800 –> 02:04:37,639
until next time everyone

3240
02:04:34,639 –> 02:04:37,639
bye

3241
02:04:51,679 –> 02:04:55,040
this sucks

3242
02:04:53,280 –> 02:04:57,199
what is wrong betty

3243
02:04:55,040 –> 02:04:59,599
i’m trying to figure out a new dessert

3244
02:04:57,199 –> 02:05:02,079
option for the menu apparently people

3245
02:04:59,599 –> 02:05:04,239
don’t like dark chocolate anchovy grill

3246
02:05:02,079 –> 02:05:06,239
parfait

3247
02:05:04,239 –> 02:05:08,079
it is interesting issue have you

3248
02:05:06,239 –> 02:05:11,360
considered searching outside of our

3249
02:05:08,079 –> 02:05:15,360
sales perhaps might have it recommend

3250
02:05:11,360 –> 02:05:15,360
just cheesecakes by tina ross

3251
02:05:15,760 –> 02:05:19,520
who that

3252
02:05:16,960 –> 02:05:21,679
why just cheesecake by tino rose is

3253
02:05:19,520 –> 02:05:24,320
local bakery that specializes in

3254
02:05:21,679 –> 02:05:25,920
cheesecake found in southern charlotte

3255
02:05:24,320 –> 02:05:28,880
north carolina

3256
02:05:25,920 –> 02:05:31,599
as the name implies they make cheesecake

3257
02:05:28,880 –> 02:05:34,000
is that all i mean hell i can do that

3258
02:05:31,599 –> 02:05:35,040
oh betty you misunderstand they make so

3259
02:05:34,000 –> 02:05:37,599
many

3260
02:05:35,040 –> 02:05:40,159
they have regular cheesecake they have

3261
02:05:37,599 –> 02:05:43,760
cupcake cheesecake they have so many

3262
02:05:40,159 –> 02:05:46,320
amazing options for you to choose from

3263
02:05:43,760 –> 02:05:50,079
interesting where can i find them you

3264
02:05:46,320 –> 02:05:52,800
can find them on facebook.com at just

3265
02:05:50,079 –> 02:05:55,119
cheesecakes by tina ross there they have

3266
02:05:52,800 –> 02:05:57,280
all sorts of pictures of all the

3267
02:05:55,119 –> 02:05:58,800
different cheesecake that they make and

3268
02:05:57,280 –> 02:06:00,960
when you’re ready to order you can

3269
02:05:58,800 –> 02:06:02,560
contact them there

3270
02:06:00,960 –> 02:06:03,599
sounds good i guess i’ll give that a

3271
02:06:02,560 –> 02:06:06,800
shot

3272
02:06:03,599 –> 02:06:09,760
remember betty it’s just cheesecakes by

3273
02:06:06,800 –> 02:06:09,760
tina rose

3274
02:06:10,239 –> 02:06:12,880
all right was

3275
02:06:11,599 –> 02:06:14,840
there anything else you guys wanted to

3276
02:06:12,880 –> 02:06:18,000
do that was it

3277
02:06:14,840 –> 02:06:18,000
cool cry

3278
02:06:19,199 –> 02:06:22,239
do that [ __ ] off

3279
02:06:20,960 –> 02:06:23,760
i just wanted to rip everyone’s heart

3280
02:06:22,239 –> 02:06:25,280
strings out that’s okay

3281
02:06:23,760 –> 02:06:26,880
before i rip your literal heart strings

3282
02:06:25,280 –> 02:06:28,639
out all right we can we can get to us

3283
02:06:26,880 –> 02:06:30,960
murdering each other now

3284
02:06:28,639 –> 02:06:32,480
okay cool

3285
02:06:30,960 –> 02:06:34,320
how much damage would we have to do to

3286
02:06:32,480 –> 02:06:35,360
the army of the undead to like get rid

3287
02:06:34,320 –> 02:06:37,040
of them

3288
02:06:35,360 –> 02:06:38,960
it’s a fantastic question i wish i would

3289
02:06:37,040 –> 02:06:41,119
tell you that i have another question

3290
02:06:38,960 –> 02:06:43,440
how do you plan on having ground zombies

3291
02:06:41,119 –> 02:06:45,690
hit us in the sky jordan

3292
02:06:43,440 –> 02:06:48,800
uh they’ll throw [ __ ] at ya

3293
02:06:45,690 –> 02:06:50,079
[Laughter]

3294
02:06:48,800 –> 02:06:51,440
for anyone listening at home i don’t

3295
02:06:50,079 –> 02:06:52,800
know if they took that out or not but

3296
02:06:51,440 –> 02:06:54,340
there was a legitimate pause of jordan

3297
02:06:52,800 –> 02:06:57,040
going ah [ __ ] the sky

3298
02:06:54,340 –> 02:06:58,719
[Laughter]

3299
02:06:57,040 –> 02:07:00,880
yeah no you don’t get to just escape

3300
02:06:58,719 –> 02:07:03,440
that because you’re flying no [ __ ] you

3301
02:07:00,880 –> 02:07:05,040
what no that’s [ __ ]

3302
02:07:03,440 –> 02:07:06,560
you’re [ __ ]

3303
02:07:05,040 –> 02:07:08,079
yeah we are [ __ ] you’re hitting

3304
02:07:06,560 –> 02:07:09,840
those with [ _ ] so we got a [ _ ]

3305
02:07:08,079 –> 02:07:10,560
back we’re flying we can’t [ __ ] reach

3306
02:07:09,840 –> 02:07:12,079
us

3307
02:07:10,560 –> 02:07:14,000
that’s why i said they’re throwing [ __ ]

3308
02:07:12,079 –> 02:07:15,280
on the dm eat my ass

3309
02:07:14,000 –> 02:07:17,119
i did i thought you were just making a

3310
02:07:15,280 –> 02:07:18,719
call back to my shenanigans of like how

3311
02:07:17,119 –> 02:07:20,560
are you supposed to get out of this race

3312
02:07:18,719 –> 02:07:23,840
without using this i was like the

3313
02:07:20,560 –> 02:07:23,840
things are gonna throw [ __ ] at you

3314
02:07:24,639 –> 02:07:28,719
oh my god we only have one healing

3315
02:07:25,920 –> 02:07:28,719
cannon god damn it

3316
02:07:29,840 –> 02:07:34,960
why do you drool so bad andrew

3317
02:07:32,960 –> 02:07:38,960
i

3318
02:07:34,960 –> 02:07:40,159
i am not in control of my dice

3319
02:07:38,960 –> 02:07:41,440
prayed to bahama you should have prayed

3320
02:07:40,159 –> 02:07:44,480
to the dice gods

3321
02:07:41,440 –> 02:07:46,000
it’s even better than it was the cleric

3322
02:07:44,480 –> 02:07:47,920
he didn’t tell what the role was for i

3323
02:07:46,000 –> 02:07:49,679
couldn’t use my inspiration

3324
02:07:47,920 –> 02:07:50,480
did you really want to use it for this

3325
02:07:49,679 –> 02:07:51,360
no

3326
02:07:50,480 –> 02:07:54,360
no

3327
02:07:51,360 –> 02:07:54,360
exactly

3328
02:07:54,560 –> 02:08:02,360
as modi is known as mo daying as modi is

3329
02:07:57,360 –> 02:08:02,360
no asmo day has known

3330
02:08:03,740 –> 02:08:14,639
[Laughter]

3331
02:08:11,679 –> 02:08:16,570
is trying to make trouble do you see

3332
02:08:14,639 –> 02:08:20,960
asmodeus

3333
02:08:16,570 –> 02:08:24,159
[Laughter]

3334
02:08:20,960 –> 02:08:26,290
i need your help i can’t make asmodius

3335
02:08:24,159 –> 02:08:29,350
go away without you

3336
02:08:26,290 –> 02:08:29,350
[Music]

3337
02:08:29,599 –> 02:08:33,920
never in my wildest dreams

3338
02:08:32,159 –> 02:08:35,119
did i think

3339
02:08:33,920 –> 02:08:36,560
we’d make

3340
02:08:35,119 –> 02:08:39,920
not one

3341
02:08:36,560 –> 02:08:42,880
but two dora the explorer jokes in this

3342
02:08:39,920 –> 02:08:44,719
podcast i just had right i sound like i

3343
02:08:42,880 –> 02:08:47,840
just realized how perfect katie’s voice

3344
02:08:44,719 –> 02:08:51,440
is for dora and it it

3345
02:08:47,840 –> 02:08:53,170
so much oh my god

3346
02:08:51,440 –> 02:08:56,719
katie you have to learn spanish

3347
02:08:53,170 –> 02:08:58,800
[Laughter]

3348
02:08:56,719 –> 02:09:01,280
it’s the only way

3349
02:08:58,800 –> 02:09:01,280
faith

3350
02:09:02,159 –> 02:09:06,239
oh my god okay i need a minute because i

3351
02:09:04,800 –> 02:09:07,540
just had raspberry tea come out my nose

3352
02:09:06,239 –> 02:09:09,920
and that hurt

3353
02:09:07,540 –> 02:09:13,760
[Laughter]

3354
02:09:09,920 –> 02:09:15,599
can you hand me the sword la espada

3355
02:09:13,760 –> 02:09:17,599
shut up

3356
02:09:15,599 –> 02:09:19,360
okay

3357
02:09:17,599 –> 02:09:20,800
yeah you know you feel bad don’t you

3358
02:09:19,360 –> 02:09:22,480
[ __ ]

3359
02:09:20,800 –> 02:09:25,840
i mean he’s gonna make a deal dutch joke

3360
02:09:22,480 –> 02:09:25,840
too and that really like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: