Episode 36: Sibling Bonds

With the dark truth behind the necromancer and the hand revealed, the Agents make their way out of the Forest of Lost Giants to formulate a plan. But their trip back might not be quite so simple.

Transcript

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hello everyone and welcome back to

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agents of damned our let’s play a dnd

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podcast featuring myself your sometimes

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benevolent often malevolent dungeon

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master jordan roman and as always i am

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joined by my fellow players

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hi guys i’m katie and i play safe

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hey everyone i’m christina and i play

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wintera

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and i’m drew mclean and by the big dick

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energy of bahamut’s bachelor pad i play

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the good doctor arlo aegon

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i legitimately thought you were just

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going to end that with his big dick

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energy

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that would have been so much better he’s

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like and by bahamas big dick energy

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no follow-up

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yes

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oh my god he walks in the room you know

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he’s there

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all right let’s get the recap going oh

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you don’t want to talk about how i broke

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your heart last time

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well it was such a heavy episode let’s

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keep it moving all right fine fine fine

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fair enough

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last time the agents took oliver with

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them into the forest of lost giants to

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find bookworms old lab

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along the way they found the forest was

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infested with corpse flowers and the

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zombified remains of fear bulge

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eventually they found the lab and made

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their way inside

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as they progressed through the various

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levels of the lab they learned that

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bookworm was attempting to give life to

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a spell in the hopes of reviving his

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dead wife and creating a source that

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others could use to do the same

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however when he reached 7th level spells

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he was killed by his own finger of death

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spell

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becoming the necromantic puppet of the

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spell he had just created

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and thus we resume our tale

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when tara

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is staring mouth open at everything

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that’s happening

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and quite honestly the orbits in her

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hands just falls to the ground she is no

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longer able to hold on to it because

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she’s just like her man goes to her

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mouth

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as you drop the orb the illusion fades

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along with it

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it almost flickers out of the orb itself

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oh

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oh my god

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that was some heavy [ __ ] not gonna lie

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language oh sorry

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oh i don’t even

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oh my goodness

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tara you feel

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one of your arms becomes very heavy

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specifically the one that was holding

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bookworm’s hand

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as she has fallen to her knees

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tears streaming down her face

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when tara does not have words because

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there are none but she she like hugs her

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so tight

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um

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what now

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well

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she’s gonna go over to bookworm and

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wintera and kneel next to them

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listen you two

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i know

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what

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we’re all going through right now what

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you specifically bookworm are going

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through right now it’s

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it’s a lot

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it is

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this is a horrible turn of events and

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i’m sorry that you are struggling with

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this

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but you’re not alone

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and we need to push forward

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she

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takes a minute

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does eventually manage a very meek nod

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it’s not okay right now

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it’s not and it’s okay for you not to be

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okay

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none of us are

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but

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we can do this

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we can and we can do this together

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when tara eventually like

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looks over at sibo since he’s the one

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that asked what now

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she’s just like

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the papers in this room

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can you try to see if there’s anything

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that can help us figure out

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anything that can

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be done against that

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animated finger of death it

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i don’t think we might need to look

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around i think i

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i want to give you

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i i know for bookworm this is tough but

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get in the the details of everything

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i think i might actually have an idea on

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how to take this thing down

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okay

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well

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it’s a spell

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even if it’s alive it’s still a spell

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isn’t it

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what are you getting at arlo

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dispel magic

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that could that work

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it’d be a long shot it’s a high level

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spell that we’re going up against

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if we could keep ourselves covered long

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enough and

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cast that enough times it couldn’t

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possibly hold up to it

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at least i don’t think it could

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okay but

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i don’t think we should plan to go up

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and figure this thing out with only one

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idea

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that thing destroyed an entire forest

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it destroyed much more than that

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and we’re gonna make sure it can’t do

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that again

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exactly

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it did much more than just the forest

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and i’m i’m gonna make damn sure that

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the same thing that happened to bookworm

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and her family

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it’s not gonna happen again

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it’s faint

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but you do hear

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just barely

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a very soft voice on the wednesday

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thank you

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oh

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oh

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bookworm you gotta like like do like a

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tap or something when you do that like i

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i fully thought there was a ghost in

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here i mean besides my precious boy

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bookworm i know this is not like the

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best time but i call you lilly

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i just want to make sure like

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well you’re half you’re right about one

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thing for sure

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bad simon

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when tara looks horrified at you at that

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question

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she’s mouthing what the [ __ ] did you

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think you were doing asking that now

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what’s wrong with you i just want to

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know what name there there’s

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like we we gotta like we’re about to go

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in a combat situation we need to like

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make sure everyone’s names are like

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squared away and that we’re there’s no

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miscommunication

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we

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need to go prevent this before it gets

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worse

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that’s our job isn’t it

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that is what they put on our paychecks

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those signed gold coin paychecks

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[Laughter]

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sign here and here and here and here and

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here and here

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[Laughter]

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each individual coin has slightly

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it is our job

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but we need to make sure we do it safely

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safely

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well you know what i mean

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no no no

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safely

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speaking of good timing for things

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good job

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[Laughter]

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wonderfully done

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[Laughter]

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this is beyond science

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so what are you all doing

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i have like a kind of a plan of action i

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think we need to like set a trap for

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andrew fancy fingers

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and the former cat boy

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i think we need to update ryan

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oh yeah we should also do that uh marlo

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like says like all right you guys start

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um spitballing ideas we’re playing i’m

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gonna excuse myself in the room real

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quick and uh

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update ryan with a stone call how far

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out of the room do you go

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i guess i just go just outside of the

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room like

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we went through a door to get here right

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yes all right i’m just gonna ice gold

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like just outside the door i guess

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you attempt to make the call but you

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only receive static you are too far

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underground to be able to make any form

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of communication presently

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all right i guess we’re waiting until

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we’re back above ground

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i’m still like waiting to see if sibo

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has like looked at any of the papers if

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he has any ideas

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after he does

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that search

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he comes back to you and says

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i honestly can’t find

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much of anything other than

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i mean it’s more technical stuff really

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just theory about how to

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control the spell after you animate it

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the process of animation what goes into

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it it’s

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there’s not like

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weaknesses or anything listed like that

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it’s

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it’s more processes and theories

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i mean

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you’re a science guy can’t you break

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down the process and reverse engineer it

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to do it but

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in the reverse direction

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to de-animate a spell

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mean the time yes but

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so i i’ve been admittedly looking at

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some of these um as quickly as i can

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before you pocketed them and

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they

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this was not something that he did over

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the span of a few weeks this was this

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was years of research

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to be able to just

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immediately reverse engineer that it

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would

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it’s unthinkable i need to go back to my

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own lab like really dive into it figure

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out exactly

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what

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i need granite for

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when terra says suddenly she’s just like

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beholders have that anti-magic ray we

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need graniform oh i thought you meant as

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far as like the research he would not

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have been helpful there but yes that

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could be good

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now that winter that is a multi-pronged

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attack and i [ __ ] love it

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when tara helps book worm

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up and just kind of like helps brace her

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because this is like a lot i think for

279
00:11:00,240 –> 00:11:04,480
her more than winter even though winter

280
00:11:02,320 –> 00:11:06,720
is like kind of also spacing out as they

281
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leave oh if any of you have the gall to

282
00:11:06,720 –> 00:11:09,680
say you’re having a worse time than

283
00:11:08,160 –> 00:11:10,800
bookworm i’ll personally go over and

284
00:11:09,680 –> 00:11:13,680
slap you

285
00:11:10,800 –> 00:11:14,720
no when tara’s just kind of like

286
00:11:13,680 –> 00:11:16,640
drained

287
00:11:14,720 –> 00:11:17,760
yeah yeah both bookworms are having a

288
00:11:16,640 –> 00:11:19,440
real rough time because like one

289
00:11:17,760 –> 00:11:21,120
bookworm has been through the emotional

290
00:11:19,440 –> 00:11:23,040
writer and the other one is like very

291
00:11:21,120 –> 00:11:26,600
clearly dead the other ones the other

292
00:11:23,040 –> 00:11:26,600
one’s a zombie slave

293
00:11:29,040 –> 00:11:32,560
so you all head outside yep

294
00:11:31,600 –> 00:11:34,800
yeah

295
00:11:32,560 –> 00:11:37,680
okay you all make your way back up

296
00:11:34,800 –> 00:11:38,800
through the levels

297
00:11:37,680 –> 00:11:42,160
and

298
00:11:38,800 –> 00:11:44,480
back outside of the front entrance where

299
00:11:42,160 –> 00:11:47,120
you first came out you are now back in

300
00:11:44,480 –> 00:11:49,279
the woods

301
00:11:47,120 –> 00:11:51,760
and i need you all to make wisdom saving

302
00:11:49,279 –> 00:11:52,800
throws oh boy

303
00:11:51,760 –> 00:11:54,560
26

304
00:11:52,800 –> 00:11:56,720
that’s a 19

305
00:11:54,560 –> 00:11:59,360
19 for me as well

306
00:11:56,720 –> 00:12:00,880
all right as you all

307
00:11:59,360 –> 00:12:06,560
exit

308
00:12:00,880 –> 00:12:09,200
you feel something begin to overtake you

309
00:12:06,560 –> 00:12:10,720
but you’re able to immediately brush it

310
00:12:09,200 –> 00:12:12,560
off

311
00:12:10,720 –> 00:12:15,279
just in time

312
00:12:12,560 –> 00:12:17,920
to see two figures diving down at you

313
00:12:15,279 –> 00:12:20,959
from the trees and now i need you all

314
00:12:17,920 –> 00:12:21,760
to make dexterity saving throws

315
00:12:20,959 –> 00:12:25,279
[ __ ]

316
00:12:21,760 –> 00:12:27,760

  1. that’s uh 15.

317
00:12:25,279 –> 00:12:30,160
25.

318
00:12:27,760 –> 00:12:33,120
saith and arlo

319
00:12:30,160 –> 00:12:36,320
you two manage to get out of the way as

320
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these figures drop down from above

321
00:12:36,320 –> 00:12:41,680
but when tara is not quite so lucky

322
00:12:39,519 –> 00:12:44,399
you do however i will say have enough

323
00:12:41,680 –> 00:12:46,399
time to push bookworm away so she is not

324
00:12:44,399 –> 00:12:48,800
also caught up in this

325
00:12:46,399 –> 00:12:50,160
and i have the little one he’s he’s i

326
00:12:48,800 –> 00:12:51,680
didn’t say it he’s on my back or

327
00:12:50,160 –> 00:12:54,240
something i don’t know he was with me

328
00:12:51,680 –> 00:12:55,519
it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine

329
00:12:54,240 –> 00:12:57,519
and

330
00:12:55,519 –> 00:13:00,480
you are grabbed

331
00:12:57,519 –> 00:13:03,360
by this large figure

332
00:13:00,480 –> 00:13:07,440
and you all now see

333
00:13:03,360 –> 00:13:08,720
the twins cesava

334
00:13:07,440 –> 00:13:09,839
but they look

335
00:13:08,720 –> 00:13:12,320
different

336
00:13:09,839 –> 00:13:13,680
from what you remember

337
00:13:12,320 –> 00:13:15,920
sasava

338
00:13:13,680 –> 00:13:19,920
was originally when you saw him very

339
00:13:15,920 –> 00:13:22,240
plainly dressed but now he is dressed in

340
00:13:19,920 –> 00:13:25,839
elaborate finery with

341
00:13:22,240 –> 00:13:30,399
jewels rings piercings necklaces all

342
00:13:25,839 –> 00:13:33,519
sorts of adornments all over him

343
00:13:30,399 –> 00:13:35,920
while avas who is currently holding on

344
00:13:33,519 –> 00:13:37,040
to quintera

345
00:13:35,920 –> 00:13:38,480
is far

346
00:13:37,040 –> 00:13:42,079
larger

347
00:13:38,480 –> 00:13:44,639
she looks as if she has just consumed an

348
00:13:42,079 –> 00:13:45,839
entire cow

349
00:13:44,639 –> 00:13:46,880
she is

350
00:13:45,839 –> 00:13:48,480
massive

351
00:13:46,880 –> 00:13:49,760
compared to the last time that you saw

352
00:13:48,480 –> 00:13:51,040
her

353
00:13:49,760 –> 00:13:52,639
does it look like she just has like a

354
00:13:51,040 –> 00:13:54,560
big old belly or does it look like she

355
00:13:52,639 –> 00:13:56,399
has gains

356
00:13:54,560 –> 00:13:58,880
like does she lift bro

357
00:13:56,399 –> 00:14:00,639
she she does not lift it is it is i

358
00:13:58,880 –> 00:14:03,920
won’t say it’s directly belly it’s like

359
00:14:00,639 –> 00:14:04,800
evenly throughout but it’s a thick snake

360
00:14:03,920 –> 00:14:06,000
oh

361
00:14:04,800 –> 00:14:09,519
oh my

362
00:14:06,000 –> 00:14:10,050
um can you not say the phrase like snake

363
00:14:09,519 –> 00:14:12,160
no more

364
00:14:10,050 –> 00:14:13,760
[Laughter]

365
00:14:12,160 –> 00:14:15,760
i’ll think about it

366
00:14:13,760 –> 00:14:17,440
i will say there’s one other thing that

367
00:14:15,760 –> 00:14:18,560
you all definitely notice

368
00:14:17,440 –> 00:14:20,560
okay

369
00:14:18,560 –> 00:14:22,800
and that’s the cursed gems inside of

370
00:14:20,560 –> 00:14:22,800
them

371
00:14:23,279 –> 00:14:25,600
yep

372
00:14:24,160 –> 00:14:29,120
there it is

373
00:14:25,600 –> 00:14:30,880
how long has it been

374
00:14:29,120 –> 00:14:32,959
oh hey cantaloupe

375
00:14:30,880 –> 00:14:34,800
it’s hypothesis

376
00:14:32,959 –> 00:14:36,000
pretty sure it’s only been like two days

377
00:14:34,800 –> 00:14:38,720
that’s a weird way to pronounce

378
00:14:36,000 –> 00:14:40,079
cantaloupe it’s not cantaloupe it’s a

379
00:14:38,720 –> 00:14:42,399
fastest

380
00:14:40,079 –> 00:14:45,720
ugh

381
00:14:42,399 –> 00:14:45,720
it’s a zomba

382
00:14:45,760 –> 00:14:49,680
pulls out

383
00:14:46,800 –> 00:14:51,680
from a satchel that he has a large piece

384
00:14:49,680 –> 00:14:53,760
of meat throws it at avas and she just

385
00:14:51,680 –> 00:14:56,000
downs it in one bite

386
00:14:53,760 –> 00:14:59,680
oh thank you

387
00:14:56,000 –> 00:15:01,680
anyway where were we oh my god have you

388
00:14:59,680 –> 00:15:03,120
been stress eating

389
00:15:01,680 –> 00:15:05,920
no

390
00:15:03,120 –> 00:15:07,519
when tara eyes the the one one go eat

391
00:15:05,920 –> 00:15:08,800
meat eating she’s like honestly that was

392
00:15:07,519 –> 00:15:10,560
kind of impressive if it wasn’t for the

393
00:15:08,800 –> 00:15:12,320
fact i plan on eating your knees i’d be

394
00:15:10,560 –> 00:15:13,839
moderately impressed joke’s on you i

395
00:15:12,320 –> 00:15:15,920
don’t have knees

396
00:15:13,839 –> 00:15:18,240
you have plenty of cartilage

397
00:15:15,920 –> 00:15:19,279
that’s

398
00:15:18,240 –> 00:15:21,600
fair

399
00:15:19,279 –> 00:15:22,800
hey you guys

400
00:15:21,600 –> 00:15:24,800
yeah

401
00:15:22,800 –> 00:15:26,720
uh we’re not in the mood so i’m not

402
00:15:24,800 –> 00:15:27,600
gonna give you any banter

403
00:15:26,720 –> 00:15:30,240
uh

404
00:15:27,600 –> 00:15:31,920
you can stop now and go peacefully or

405
00:15:30,240 –> 00:15:34,639
i’m gonna do you a [ __ ]

406
00:15:31,920 –> 00:15:36,480
yeah i’m i’m with him on this you can go

407
00:15:34,639 –> 00:15:40,000
ahead and drop our friend turn your

408
00:15:36,480 –> 00:15:43,040
asses around go find ash suck his dick

409
00:15:40,000 –> 00:15:44,959
and get over it and uh leave us the hell

410
00:15:43,040 –> 00:15:47,199
alone or we can just go ahead and do

411
00:15:44,959 –> 00:15:47,199
this

412
00:15:48,320 –> 00:15:53,560
no you want to suck the dick okay great

413
00:15:50,160 –> 00:15:53,560
let’s do this

414
00:15:54,240 –> 00:15:58,000
should we roll initiative can we

415
00:15:56,480 –> 00:15:58,880
join a key test for all initiative

416
00:15:58,000 –> 00:16:00,000
please

417
00:15:58,880 –> 00:16:00,959
i don’t know i’m having a lot of fun

418
00:16:00,000 –> 00:16:02,770
with this

419
00:16:00,959 –> 00:16:05,440
we gonna do them a [ __ ] jordan

420
00:16:02,770 –> 00:16:06,839
[Laughter]

421
00:16:05,440 –> 00:16:12,959
yeah go and

422
00:16:06,839 –> 00:16:14,639
roll i got a 19 with my plus zero so 19

423
00:16:12,959 –> 00:16:15,680
i got

424
00:16:14,639 –> 00:16:17,120
22

425
00:16:15,680 –> 00:16:18,800
16.

426
00:16:17,120 –> 00:16:21,279
okay so

427
00:16:18,800 –> 00:16:22,720
starting things off

428
00:16:21,279 –> 00:16:25,759
say

429
00:16:22,720 –> 00:16:29,120
where is the cursed crystal located on

430
00:16:25,759 –> 00:16:31,199
their chests on their chests i’m gonna

431
00:16:29,120 –> 00:16:33,199
call a shot

432
00:16:31,199 –> 00:16:36,880
on which one

433
00:16:33,199 –> 00:16:39,279
i’m gonna call a shot it’s gonna be a

434
00:16:36,880 –> 00:16:40,720
paralyzing

435
00:16:39,279 –> 00:16:42,320
shot on

436
00:16:40,720 –> 00:16:44,240
avastus

437
00:16:42,320 –> 00:16:45,040
the one who’s currently holding wintera

438
00:16:44,240 –> 00:16:47,440
okay

439
00:16:45,040 –> 00:16:49,120
okay that’s fair all right uh no no no

440
00:16:47,440 –> 00:16:51,519
please please go ahead go ahead no no

441
00:16:49,120 –> 00:16:53,199
i’ll i’ll go first to sava

442
00:16:51,519 –> 00:16:54,560
i mean if she misses is it guaranteed to

443
00:16:53,199 –> 00:16:56,000
hit me

444
00:16:54,560 –> 00:16:58,320
i’ll think about it

445
00:16:56,000 –> 00:16:59,759
holy [ __ ] also just to clarify when you

446
00:16:58,320 –> 00:17:01,360
say call a shot you don’t you’re not

447
00:16:59,759 –> 00:17:02,639
referring to like your called shot

448
00:17:01,360 –> 00:17:04,880
ability you’re just referring to like an

449
00:17:02,639 –> 00:17:08,480
ammo type right because you said you

450
00:17:04,880 –> 00:17:10,240
said one thing but then dictated another

451
00:17:08,480 –> 00:17:13,120
that’s fair yeah no we’re just going to

452
00:17:10,240 –> 00:17:15,600
go for the paralysis

453
00:17:13,120 –> 00:17:19,199
okay just want to so she needs to make a

454
00:17:15,600 –> 00:17:21,600
con save on a natural 20.

455
00:17:19,199 –> 00:17:23,199
well i mean

456
00:17:21,600 –> 00:17:25,839
we’ll see what happens

457
00:17:23,199 –> 00:17:26,959
hmm well this is going to be it’s pretty

458
00:17:25,839 –> 00:17:28,319
close

459
00:17:26,959 –> 00:17:32,200
um

460
00:17:28,319 –> 00:17:32,200
does a nat 1 pass

461
00:17:33,520 –> 00:17:36,880
uh

462
00:17:34,720 –> 00:17:39,840
hey you remember that one time where i

463
00:17:36,880 –> 00:17:41,919
[ __ ] you over sideways i’m gonna do

464
00:17:39,840 –> 00:17:43,200
that again unless you go ahead and give

465
00:17:41,919 –> 00:17:46,240
up

466
00:17:43,200 –> 00:17:48,400
so you got my brother same as before if

467
00:17:46,240 –> 00:17:50,240
memory serves i had you on the ropes

468
00:17:48,400 –> 00:17:53,200
last time

469
00:17:50,240 –> 00:17:55,280
yeah and then i [ __ ] you over sideways

470
00:17:53,200 –> 00:17:57,679
because that’s what we do because we’re

471
00:17:55,280 –> 00:17:59,280
literally the police so

472
00:17:57,679 –> 00:18:00,799
you want to go ahead and let her go or

473
00:17:59,280 –> 00:18:03,120
do you want me to call a headshot

474
00:18:00,799 –> 00:18:05,280
because i’m pretty damn good at this

475
00:18:03,120 –> 00:18:08,720
joke’s on you you already took your

476
00:18:05,280 –> 00:18:11,440
action oh yeah see but i get a second

477
00:18:08,720 –> 00:18:13,600
shot because

478
00:18:11,440 –> 00:18:15,200
i’m good at what i do i feel like this

479
00:18:13,600 –> 00:18:17,440
is longer than the six seconds typically

480
00:18:15,200 –> 00:18:20,400
allotted for a turn

481
00:18:17,440 –> 00:18:21,840
all right i guess what you want

482
00:18:20,400 –> 00:18:24,559
they’re talking about sonic the

483
00:18:21,840 –> 00:18:24,559
hedgehogs

484
00:18:26,160 –> 00:18:29,840
talking [ __ ] at the speed of sound

485
00:18:29,919 –> 00:18:34,240
how

486
00:18:30,720 –> 00:18:36,640
much uh damage did you deal to sasama

487
00:18:34,240 –> 00:18:38,480
all right i didn’t actually roll that

488
00:18:36,640 –> 00:18:39,520
out no you didn’t and i kind of need to

489
00:18:38,480 –> 00:18:40,880
know because all you’ve done so far is

490
00:18:39,520 –> 00:18:44,799
paralyze him

491
00:18:40,880 –> 00:18:47,600
yeah so he takes 43 43 damage

492
00:18:44,799 –> 00:18:49,280
cool he uh looks very bad

493
00:18:47,600 –> 00:18:50,640
mm-hmm

494
00:18:49,280 –> 00:18:52,160
is that it for you

495
00:18:50,640 –> 00:18:55,640
so i’m gonna do that

496
00:18:52,160 –> 00:18:55,640
i’m gonna do

497
00:18:56,480 –> 00:19:01,600
god something really difficult

498
00:18:59,520 –> 00:19:02,720
i promise i’m not gonna kill you when

499
00:19:01,600 –> 00:19:05,280
tara

500
00:19:02,720 –> 00:19:07,840
oh no hit her all right i’m calling a

501
00:19:05,280 –> 00:19:10,160
shot this time i’m going for the head

502
00:19:07,840 –> 00:19:14,080
okay if you are going to do a called

503
00:19:10,160 –> 00:19:15,280
headshot you absolutely will hit windera

504
00:19:14,080 –> 00:19:17,200
if you miss

505
00:19:15,280 –> 00:19:19,679
i know

506
00:19:17,200 –> 00:19:20,960
but it’s not going to kill wintera she’s

507
00:19:19,679 –> 00:19:23,120
her

508
00:19:20,960 –> 00:19:25,120
she’s better than

509
00:19:23,120 –> 00:19:28,000
[ __ ] a bosses

510
00:19:25,120 –> 00:19:30,240
fair enough um don’t forget you roll

511
00:19:28,000 –> 00:19:32,880
this at disadvantage

512
00:19:30,240 –> 00:19:35,840
right let me get around the second dice

513
00:19:32,880 –> 00:19:37,600
anything pendleton can do uh no no don’t

514
00:19:35,840 –> 00:19:39,039
worry i got you is something i’ve been

515
00:19:37,600 –> 00:19:40,720
waiting to use

516
00:19:39,039 –> 00:19:42,640
because of the nature of how this works

517
00:19:40,720 –> 00:19:44,000
it has to be rolled a disadvantage

518
00:19:42,640 –> 00:19:45,440
okay

519
00:19:44,000 –> 00:19:47,039
when tara is just like watching safe

520
00:19:45,440 –> 00:19:48,559
like trepidate over whether or not to

521
00:19:47,039 –> 00:19:51,960
make this shot she’s just like i trust

522
00:19:48,559 –> 00:19:51,960
you do it

523
00:19:52,400 –> 00:19:58,030
[Laughter]

524
00:20:10,460 –> 00:20:13,719
[Applause]

525
00:20:15,840 –> 00:20:19,200
oh my god

526
00:20:17,440 –> 00:20:20,799
oh my god

527
00:20:19,200 –> 00:20:23,520
well thank you all so much for listening

528
00:20:20,799 –> 00:20:23,520
it’s been fun

529
00:20:24,159 –> 00:20:28,960
[ __ ] me

530
00:20:26,480 –> 00:20:30,559
you won

531
00:20:28,960 –> 00:20:34,640
holy [ __ ] the guys could not have pulled

532
00:20:30,559 –> 00:20:38,960
that off better then i trust you do it

533
00:20:34,640 –> 00:20:41,200
two nap twenties yes oh man okay all

534
00:20:38,960 –> 00:20:43,200
right [ __ ] thing was that three

535
00:20:41,200 –> 00:20:46,559
natural twenties in one turn

536
00:20:43,200 –> 00:20:48,480
yes yes it was and i’m crying i’m

537
00:20:46,559 –> 00:20:51,200
literally crying

538
00:20:48,480 –> 00:20:54,400
so am i for a very different reason

539
00:20:51,200 –> 00:20:55,840
katie got [ __ ] loaded dice god damn

540
00:20:54,400 –> 00:20:58,240
son

541
00:20:55,840 –> 00:20:59,919
oh wow look at that max damage weird

542
00:20:58,240 –> 00:21:01,520
uh-huh

543
00:20:59,919 –> 00:21:06,000
[ __ ]

544
00:21:01,520 –> 00:21:08,880
that’s 18 points of damage on a bosses

545
00:21:06,000 –> 00:21:12,960
okay we lit is that it really

546
00:21:08,880 –> 00:21:15,280
well it’s a d10 of piercing damage okay

547
00:21:12,960 –> 00:21:17,760
okay yeah so gotcha

548
00:21:15,280 –> 00:21:20,640
and for the head she’s stunned for a

549
00:21:17,760 –> 00:21:22,720
turn yes yes i know

550
00:21:20,640 –> 00:21:24,640
so now they’re both paralyzed

551
00:21:22,720 –> 00:21:25,440
i said i trusted you i knew you could do

552
00:21:24,640 –> 00:21:27,600
it

553
00:21:25,440 –> 00:21:28,960
yeah no when tara you are now fully

554
00:21:27,600 –> 00:21:31,440
fully free

555
00:21:28,960 –> 00:21:33,600
nobody [ __ ] with my friends

556
00:21:31,440 –> 00:21:36,480
especially not these [ __ ] we’ve

557
00:21:33,600 –> 00:21:39,280
already kicked their asses before

558
00:21:36,480 –> 00:21:41,679
and also you little one you repeat any

559
00:21:39,280 –> 00:21:44,640
of my language from today and you’re

560
00:21:41,679 –> 00:21:46,240
gonna regret it you hear me if i tell my

561
00:21:44,640 –> 00:21:48,400
mom you threatened me i think you’re

562
00:21:46,240 –> 00:21:50,559
going to be the one in trouble

563
00:21:48,400 –> 00:21:52,080
oliver you repeat any of this language

564
00:21:50,559 –> 00:21:54,640
we’re going to have some words

565
00:21:52,080 –> 00:21:56,640
fair see she said it now it now it

566
00:21:54,640 –> 00:21:58,480
actually is allowed

567
00:21:56,640 –> 00:22:00,799
but that was good little one that was

568
00:21:58,480 –> 00:22:03,200
great seriously

569
00:22:00,799 –> 00:22:04,159
thank you horny lady

570
00:22:03,200 –> 00:22:05,760
i

571
00:22:04,159 –> 00:22:09,120
don’t know don’t

572
00:22:05,760 –> 00:22:09,120
don’t don’t explain it

573
00:22:09,360 –> 00:22:12,880
don’t you do it is that gonna be

574
00:22:11,120 –> 00:22:14,960
important it’s because i have horns

575
00:22:12,880 –> 00:22:16,720
that’s it you know that’s right yep

576
00:22:14,960 –> 00:22:18,799
that’s what it means that is what it

577
00:22:16,720 –> 00:22:20,240
means that is the only thing it could

578
00:22:18,799 –> 00:22:22,159
possibly mean

579
00:22:20,240 –> 00:22:25,440
because i have horns

580
00:22:22,159 –> 00:22:26,799
the end of that sentence what else could

581
00:22:25,440 –> 00:22:29,600
it mean say

582
00:22:26,799 –> 00:22:32,240
so anyway let’s go ahead and cuff these

583
00:22:29,600 –> 00:22:34,559
guys they’re paralyzed

584
00:22:32,240 –> 00:22:35,840
paul ryan we [ __ ] found him

585
00:22:34,559 –> 00:22:39,360
is that your turn

586
00:22:35,840 –> 00:22:41,360
yes that’s it i’m done okay cool

587
00:22:39,360 –> 00:22:43,039
layer action

588
00:22:41,360 –> 00:22:46,159
of course oh you thought i was gonna

589
00:22:43,039 –> 00:22:49,679
make this easy no eat a dick

590
00:22:46,159 –> 00:22:51,679
from the ground you all start to see

591
00:22:49,679 –> 00:22:57,200
movement

592
00:22:51,679 –> 00:22:59,200
at first it seems rather unassuming

593
00:22:57,200 –> 00:23:00,799
and then

594
00:22:59,200 –> 00:23:02,240
you see

595
00:23:00,799 –> 00:23:06,000
several

596
00:23:02,240 –> 00:23:07,520
giant snakes erupt from the ground

597
00:23:06,000 –> 00:23:08,400
beneath you

598
00:23:07,520 –> 00:23:11,039
as they

599
00:23:08,400 –> 00:23:13,840
surround you

600
00:23:11,039 –> 00:23:16,559
can’t be serious

601
00:23:13,840 –> 00:23:18,799
they would respond but once paralyzed

602
00:23:16,559 –> 00:23:20,840
and the other is stunned so banter’s off

603
00:23:18,799 –> 00:23:23,760
the table for the time

604
00:23:20,840 –> 00:23:25,360
being that’s fair but the giant snakes

605
00:23:23,760 –> 00:23:27,360
don’t have anything to say

606
00:23:25,360 –> 00:23:29,280
they’re snakes

607
00:23:27,360 –> 00:23:31,760
i can understand

608
00:23:29,280 –> 00:23:34,760
do they pop up and go are they weird

609
00:23:31,760 –> 00:23:34,760
snakes

610
00:23:45,120 –> 00:23:52,000
he wasn’t prepared he wasn’t prepared

611
00:23:50,000 –> 00:23:55,679
no i have something but i’m debating

612
00:23:52,000 –> 00:23:58,080
between that and we’re snakes

613
00:23:55,679 –> 00:24:00,880
because that’s really good

614
00:23:58,080 –> 00:24:04,240
you hear some of them saying

615
00:24:00,880 –> 00:24:08,559
protect them protect protect them kill

616
00:24:04,240 –> 00:24:10,680
them kill the intruders kill the enemies

617
00:24:08,559 –> 00:24:13,520
we’re snakes we’re snakes

618
00:24:10,680 –> 00:24:15,520
[Laughter]

619
00:24:13,520 –> 00:24:18,159
brother did you know that we are snakes

620
00:24:15,520 –> 00:24:20,880
yes we are snakes and we’ve been snakes

621
00:24:18,159 –> 00:24:22,720
this whole time

622
00:24:20,880 –> 00:24:25,440
tara quick take the meat out of his

623
00:24:22,720 –> 00:24:28,400
pocket and feed the snakes

624
00:24:25,440 –> 00:24:32,159
yeah okay sure so if you recall from the

625
00:24:28,400 –> 00:24:33,600
last time that we did a horde encounter

626
00:24:32,159 –> 00:24:35,520
such as this

627
00:24:33,600 –> 00:24:37,279
this horde is a layer action you have to

628
00:24:35,520 –> 00:24:40,960
dwindle down otherwise you’ll just keep

629
00:24:37,279 –> 00:24:40,960
taking damage from them every turn

630
00:24:41,440 –> 00:24:46,000
so as these snakes attack specifically

631
00:24:44,320 –> 00:24:48,320
you guys because i’m not gonna make you

632
00:24:46,000 –> 00:24:49,840
worry about npcs right now

633
00:24:48,320 –> 00:24:50,880
you all

634
00:24:49,840 –> 00:24:53,600
take

635
00:24:50,880 –> 00:24:56,559
20 points of piercing damage ow

636
00:24:53,600 –> 00:24:57,520
wait do we not get to roll no

637
00:24:56,559 –> 00:24:59,840
what

638
00:24:57,520 –> 00:25:01,279
nope well okay you can roll a con say

639
00:24:59,840 –> 00:25:02,960
for the other thing i’m about to do to

640
00:25:01,279 –> 00:25:05,360
you oh

641
00:25:02,960 –> 00:25:06,640
that’s [ __ ] rude yes

642
00:25:05,360 –> 00:25:09,440
dirty 20.

643
00:25:06,640 –> 00:25:11,919
oh i got a 19 on the con save i got a

644
00:25:09,440 –> 00:25:13,600

  1. okay you guys are fine you will only

645
00:25:11,919 –> 00:25:14,640
take an additional 15 points of poison

646
00:25:13,600 –> 00:25:17,200
damage

647
00:25:14,640 –> 00:25:18,880
wait wait i have saving grace does that

648
00:25:17,200 –> 00:25:20,240
count for this i passed so i shouldn’t

649
00:25:18,880 –> 00:25:21,360
take damage

650
00:25:20,240 –> 00:25:23,600
yes

651
00:25:21,360 –> 00:25:25,600
okay i don’t take poison damage neither

652
00:25:23,600 –> 00:25:27,039
does safe i think she also had it

653
00:25:25,600 –> 00:25:29,360
hey did we take damage in recent

654
00:25:27,039 –> 00:25:30,720
episodes you’ve had a rest so you

655
00:25:29,360 –> 00:25:32,000
shouldn’t have that’s right no it

656
00:25:30,720 –> 00:25:33,520
depends on how much you picked up from

657
00:25:32,000 –> 00:25:34,880
the short rest

658
00:25:33,520 –> 00:25:37,120
yeah i think arlo took all of his die

659
00:25:34,880 –> 00:25:38,960
that’s what you said last time

660
00:25:37,120 –> 00:25:40,400
okay

661
00:25:38,960 –> 00:25:43,360
with that

662
00:25:40,400 –> 00:25:46,480
oh yeah also um the uh two of the snakes

663
00:25:43,360 –> 00:25:48,720
also each got uh sasava and avas up on

664
00:25:46,480 –> 00:25:50,400
their heads similar to the last time you

665
00:25:48,720 –> 00:25:54,080
encounter them in silvery moons so they

666
00:25:50,400 –> 00:25:56,720
are currently 30 feet up in the air

667
00:25:54,080 –> 00:25:59,440
and it is now arlo’s turn

668
00:25:56,720 –> 00:26:01,760
am i near the two snakes that have

669
00:25:59,440 –> 00:26:05,520
um cantaloupe and avastas

670
00:26:01,760 –> 00:26:07,440
you you didn’t even get it right

671
00:26:05,520 –> 00:26:09,919
oh am i near

672
00:26:07,440 –> 00:26:12,720
the guys two snakes that have cantaloupe

673
00:26:09,919 –> 00:26:15,039
and salsa melon feel bad you can’t even

674
00:26:12,720 –> 00:26:17,279
do your own dumb joke right

675
00:26:15,039 –> 00:26:21,039
i am too busy really over the fact that

676
00:26:17,279 –> 00:26:24,880
i just took 35 [ __ ] damage

677
00:26:21,039 –> 00:26:26,640
yeah sucks donut you sucks

678
00:26:24,880 –> 00:26:28,880
they’re surrounding you so yes as long

679
00:26:26,640 –> 00:26:30,880
as you can get 30 feet up you are good

680
00:26:28,880 –> 00:26:32,320
no i’m talking about like just the like

681
00:26:30,880 –> 00:26:33,440
i just want to hit the snakes that are

682
00:26:32,320 –> 00:26:35,279
carrying them

683
00:26:33,440 –> 00:26:38,240
then yes you can

684
00:26:35,279 –> 00:26:40,400
actually does flying count as like um

685
00:26:38,240 –> 00:26:42,320
leaving their attack area

686
00:26:40,400 –> 00:26:43,840
they don’t do opportunity attacks

687
00:26:42,320 –> 00:26:45,840
they’re just a lair action in which you

688
00:26:43,840 –> 00:26:47,120
will take damage unless you can dwindle

689
00:26:45,840 –> 00:26:48,559
down their health

690
00:26:47,120 –> 00:26:49,760
hey

691
00:26:48,559 –> 00:26:53,039
so my

692
00:26:49,760 –> 00:26:55,679
talisman of rebuking

693
00:26:53,039 –> 00:26:56,880
does it automatically push enemies away

694
00:26:55,679 –> 00:26:59,039
from me

695
00:26:56,880 –> 00:27:01,600
yes it’s an automatic push

696
00:26:59,039 –> 00:27:04,159
okay so the the snake is pushed away

697
00:27:01,600 –> 00:27:06,559
from me and then um before arlo takes

698
00:27:04,159 –> 00:27:07,760
his action can i use um hellish rebuke

699
00:27:06,559 –> 00:27:09,600
as well

700
00:27:07,760 –> 00:27:11,600
that is a reaction

701
00:27:09,600 –> 00:27:13,440
so you have to pick one

702
00:27:11,600 –> 00:27:15,520
okay so i’ll just use the talisman for

703
00:27:13,440 –> 00:27:16,640
now then okay so then they take they

704
00:27:15,520 –> 00:27:18,720
will

705
00:27:16,640 –> 00:27:20,480
uniformly take psychic damage equal to

706
00:27:18,720 –> 00:27:21,520
your proficiency and i also have hellish

707
00:27:20,480 –> 00:27:23,279
rebuke

708
00:27:21,520 –> 00:27:24,480
yeah you can just do hell rebuke yeah

709
00:27:23,279 –> 00:27:26,080
i’m gonna do that

710
00:27:24,480 –> 00:27:27,600
all right they automatically fail the

711
00:27:26,080 –> 00:27:29,919
safe because i’m not they don’t all

712
00:27:27,600 –> 00:27:31,200
right say what’s the the damage on

713
00:27:29,919 –> 00:27:33,039
heller should be if you should have that

714
00:27:31,200 –> 00:27:35,039
full load have it hold up

715
00:27:33,039 –> 00:27:35,919
2d 10 fire

716
00:27:35,039 –> 00:27:38,399
neat

717
00:27:35,919 –> 00:27:41,200
ooh they’re going to take a whopping 6

718
00:27:38,399 –> 00:27:41,200
fire damage

719
00:27:41,440 –> 00:27:45,279
they feel the singe

720
00:27:43,520 –> 00:27:47,279
anyway arlo it’s still your turn because

721
00:27:45,279 –> 00:27:49,039
that was just a reaction from earlier

722
00:27:47,279 –> 00:27:50,960
okay

723
00:27:49,039 –> 00:27:52,799
so arlo is going to like let’s look

724
00:27:50,960 –> 00:27:55,360
directly at the the two snakes that are

725
00:27:52,799 –> 00:27:57,919
um carrying away so sahaja yoga go hey

726
00:27:55,360 –> 00:27:59,520
hey hey cut that out um

727
00:27:57,919 –> 00:28:00,960
and he’s gonna pull out his war hammer

728
00:27:59,520 –> 00:28:04,000
and he’s just gonna like lay into the

729
00:28:00,960 –> 00:28:07,919
first one as hard as he [ __ ] can

730
00:28:04,000 –> 00:28:11,039
all right go ahead and roll the hit

731
00:28:07,919 –> 00:28:14,240
i think katie is contagious

732
00:28:11,039 –> 00:28:17,440
you cannot be [ __ ] serious

733
00:28:14,240 –> 00:28:20,730
oh my [ __ ] i’ll say i’ll send you a

734
00:28:17,440 –> 00:28:23,760
picture if you need it no no it’s fine

735
00:28:20,730 –> 00:28:25,279
[Laughter]

736
00:28:23,760 –> 00:28:26,240
katie is contagious

737
00:28:25,279 –> 00:28:28,880
i just want one challenge you can

738
00:28:26,240 –> 00:28:30,559
counter that’s all i want

739
00:28:28,880 –> 00:28:33,919
and i have that upgraded warhammer now

740
00:28:30,559 –> 00:28:37,440
so it’s like well i dammit so

741
00:28:33,919 –> 00:28:38,559
that’s good so it’s eight plus six

742
00:28:37,440 –> 00:28:40,960
i just want to feel like a big boy

743
00:28:38,559 –> 00:28:40,960
that’s all

744
00:28:41,039 –> 00:28:46,320
no big boy for you

745
00:28:42,840 –> 00:28:47,919
baby oh that’s 25 damage

746
00:28:46,320 –> 00:28:49,600
nice

747
00:28:47,919 –> 00:28:52,080
oh okay

748
00:28:49,600 –> 00:28:54,880
and i’m gonna use war priest to use my

749
00:28:52,080 –> 00:28:56,159
bonus action to hit him again

750
00:28:54,880 –> 00:28:58,640
cool

751
00:28:56,159 –> 00:29:00,559
that one’s not a natural 20.

752
00:28:58,640 –> 00:29:02,880
what is it

753
00:29:00,559 –> 00:29:04,080
16 plus

754
00:29:02,880 –> 00:29:05,919
9 so

755
00:29:04,080 –> 00:29:07,919
25

756
00:29:05,919 –> 00:29:10,240
i mean it still hits

757
00:29:07,919 –> 00:29:11,760
oh wait i forgot to add 5 for that last

758
00:29:10,240 –> 00:29:13,360
one so that last one also had an

759
00:29:11,760 –> 00:29:14,480
additional five on it

760
00:29:13,360 –> 00:29:17,120
cool

761
00:29:14,480 –> 00:29:18,480
that’s uh 15 damage

762
00:29:17,120 –> 00:29:20,159
and that’s including the five that i

763
00:29:18,480 –> 00:29:21,440
remembered this time

764
00:29:20,159 –> 00:29:24,000
okay

765
00:29:21,440 –> 00:29:25,600
yeah so our leg straight like

766
00:29:24,000 –> 00:29:27,919
pulls the ham around he’s like hey cut

767
00:29:25,600 –> 00:29:30,559
the hell out and then just like

768
00:29:27,919 –> 00:29:33,039
wails into the [ __ ] snake

769
00:29:30,559 –> 00:29:35,120
and then like holy light erupts from the

770
00:29:33,039 –> 00:29:37,039
hammer and then like pushes it back to

771
00:29:35,120 –> 00:29:38,640
like give him a backhand strike on the

772
00:29:37,039 –> 00:29:40,399
snake again

773
00:29:38,640 –> 00:29:42,960
yeah no

774
00:29:40,399 –> 00:29:44,720
the radiant light that

775
00:29:42,960 –> 00:29:48,559
emits from

776
00:29:44,720 –> 00:29:52,080
your hammer as you swing also happens

777
00:29:48,559 –> 00:29:54,640
to arc and knocks several of the snakes

778
00:29:52,080 –> 00:29:56,480
back in addition to just the ones that

779
00:29:54,640 –> 00:30:00,320
you were hitting

780
00:29:56,480 –> 00:30:01,840
is that going to be it for you arlo

781
00:30:00,320 –> 00:30:03,440
oh

782
00:30:01,840 –> 00:30:05,279
yep

783
00:30:03,440 –> 00:30:06,480
okay

784
00:30:05,279 –> 00:30:07,520
quintera

785
00:30:06,480 –> 00:30:08,799
my turn

786
00:30:07,520 –> 00:30:10,480
yes

787
00:30:08,799 –> 00:30:12,880
when tara looks at all of the snakes and

788
00:30:10,480 –> 00:30:14,000
she looks uh dead in avastas and sausage

789
00:30:12,880 –> 00:30:15,840
and she’s like

790
00:30:14,000 –> 00:30:17,440
you know what it’s even better than

791
00:30:15,840 –> 00:30:20,159
snakes

792
00:30:17,440 –> 00:30:21,520
snakes that i’m making

793
00:30:20,159 –> 00:30:22,720
and she’s like adding like extra little

794
00:30:21,520 –> 00:30:24,960
hisses

795
00:30:22,720 –> 00:30:26,799
so it’s in snake

796
00:30:24,960 –> 00:30:28,559
so the snakes know what’s about to

797
00:30:26,799 –> 00:30:30,720
[ __ ] happen

798
00:30:28,559 –> 00:30:32,080
she’s speaking like spanglish but it’s

799
00:30:30,720 –> 00:30:33,279
with snakes

800
00:30:32,080 –> 00:30:37,360
stainless

801
00:30:33,279 –> 00:30:39,760
snanglish it’s in english yes and she’s

802
00:30:37,360 –> 00:30:41,520
gonna summon eight

803
00:30:39,760 –> 00:30:43,120
giant poisonous snakes

804
00:30:41,520 –> 00:30:47,039
oh good

805
00:30:43,120 –> 00:30:50,399
yeah so that’s that and i am happy to do

806
00:30:47,039 –> 00:30:52,720
this whole rolling thing for their

807
00:30:50,399 –> 00:30:56,399
their biting yeah go ahead

808
00:30:52,720 –> 00:30:58,399
okay say say safe

809
00:30:56,399 –> 00:31:00,559
oh that was so close that almost landed

810
00:30:58,399 –> 00:31:02,480
on 20. damn it

811
00:31:00,559 –> 00:31:05,120
so close it’s not a bad roll though

812
00:31:02,480 –> 00:31:08,320
let’s see they get a plus six to hit so

813
00:31:05,120 –> 00:31:12,159
that’s gonna be a 20 is it 16 or eight

814
00:31:08,320 –> 00:31:13,200
16 20 two to hit yeah it hits

815
00:31:12,159 –> 00:31:15,440
okay

816
00:31:13,200 –> 00:31:18,240
six times eight what is that 54 piercing

817
00:31:15,440 –> 00:31:19,679
damage magical piercing damage

818
00:31:18,240 –> 00:31:21,279
on the other snakes

819
00:31:19,679 –> 00:31:22,159
is it now

820
00:31:21,279 –> 00:31:23,279
yeah

821
00:31:22,159 –> 00:31:24,559
huh

822
00:31:23,279 –> 00:31:26,000
and i don’t know if they can take poison

823
00:31:24,559 –> 00:31:29,360
damage but if they can i need them to

824
00:31:26,000 –> 00:31:30,720
take a con saving throw i i refuse

825
00:31:29,360 –> 00:31:32,399
on the basis

826
00:31:30,720 –> 00:31:34,880
that they’re just gone that there are no

827
00:31:32,399 –> 00:31:36,720
snakes left to make con saves

828
00:31:34,880 –> 00:31:39,440
dude since the summit take fall damage

829
00:31:36,720 –> 00:31:40,880
from the ones they fell off of

830
00:31:39,440 –> 00:31:43,200
if they’re gonna [ __ ] die it doesn’t

831
00:31:40,880 –> 00:31:43,200
matter

832
00:31:43,919 –> 00:31:50,080
oh my god is that going to be it for you

833
00:31:47,679 –> 00:31:51,760
is that going to be it for me jordan

834
00:31:50,080 –> 00:31:52,960
why are you asking me

835
00:31:51,760 –> 00:31:55,360
i don’t know

836
00:31:52,960 –> 00:31:57,360
put handcuffs on them run over and put

837
00:31:55,360 –> 00:31:58,640
handcuffs on them yeah actually can i

838
00:31:57,360 –> 00:32:00,000
just [ __ ] handcuff them they’re

839
00:31:58,640 –> 00:32:01,919
already [ __ ] stunned at this point

840
00:32:00,000 –> 00:32:03,760
the snakes are gone

841
00:32:01,919 –> 00:32:06,080
yeah we should just cuff them

842
00:32:03,760 –> 00:32:08,399
can i just cuff them rule of escalation

843
00:32:06,080 –> 00:32:10,480
of force

844
00:32:08,399 –> 00:32:12,399
would that not be like a

845
00:32:10,480 –> 00:32:15,200
did you already do an action i guess

846
00:32:12,399 –> 00:32:17,600
yeah i guess i can’t but

847
00:32:15,200 –> 00:32:19,679
you can can when tara just chuck her

848
00:32:17,600 –> 00:32:22,880
chuck like a pair of handcuffs like wait

849
00:32:19,679 –> 00:32:24,640
wait timeout don’t do it wait wait

850
00:32:22,880 –> 00:32:26,480
what if my precious boy got to make his

851
00:32:24,640 –> 00:32:29,360
very first arrest

852
00:32:26,480 –> 00:32:31,679
off me a ghost he can touch things he

853
00:32:29,360 –> 00:32:32,880
acts on your turn i didn’t i didn’t get

854
00:32:31,679 –> 00:32:35,039
to have him act

855
00:32:32,880 –> 00:32:37,760
precious boy makes an arrest fresh just

856
00:32:35,039 –> 00:32:37,760
put make sense

857
00:32:38,000 –> 00:32:41,919
precious boy makes it arrest do we want

858
00:32:40,159 –> 00:32:44,399
modi to do anything though let’s be real

859
00:32:41,919 –> 00:32:45,919
honestly like i i still want to keep

860
00:32:44,399 –> 00:32:48,080
using him you know like i don’t want him

861
00:32:45,919 –> 00:32:50,080
to just be like a useless mechanic that

862
00:32:48,080 –> 00:32:52,480
just kind of stands there

863
00:32:50,080 –> 00:32:54,159
like he’s not i’m not using magic based

864
00:32:52,480 –> 00:32:56,720
on him i’m just like go make yourself

865
00:32:54,159 –> 00:32:57,519
useful like go put cuffs on them he

866
00:32:56,720 –> 00:33:00,159
won’t

867
00:32:57,519 –> 00:33:03,039
he has to be a like larger than a cat to

868
00:33:00,159 –> 00:33:05,039
do that well yes but he hasn’t had a

869
00:33:03,039 –> 00:33:06,799
turn i mean can i just use my bonus

870
00:33:05,039 –> 00:33:08,640
action to just like toss the handcuffs

871
00:33:06,799 –> 00:33:13,120
to like bookworm and be like

872
00:33:08,640 –> 00:33:13,120
go at it go at it like go [ __ ] him up

873
00:33:13,600 –> 00:33:16,240
i wanted

874
00:33:14,799 –> 00:33:18,799
his first arrest and he’s already

875
00:33:16,240 –> 00:33:20,960
wearing his little share of hat

876
00:33:18,799 –> 00:33:22,640
who are you tossing it to

877
00:33:20,960 –> 00:33:25,360
bookworm i’m not tossing it to my

878
00:33:22,640 –> 00:33:28,799
brother he’s a kid all right you toss

879
00:33:25,360 –> 00:33:31,279
them over to bookworm who will

880
00:33:28,799 –> 00:33:32,399
attempt to go over and cuff them on her

881
00:33:31,279 –> 00:33:34,799
turn

882
00:33:32,399 –> 00:33:36,320
okay that’s fair i just wanted just

883
00:33:34,799 –> 00:33:39,039
asking

884
00:33:36,320 –> 00:33:40,480
ah you’re fine you’re you’re quite all

885
00:33:39,039 –> 00:33:44,640
right

886
00:33:40,480 –> 00:33:47,519
that brings it over to

887
00:33:44,640 –> 00:33:50,000
the twins turn

888
00:33:47,519 –> 00:33:53,360
avas cannot do anything as she is

889
00:33:50,000 –> 00:33:55,600
stunned and based on how paralysis works

890
00:33:53,360 –> 00:33:56,720
asava at least gets to attempt a saving

891
00:33:55,600 –> 00:33:57,760
throw

892
00:33:56,720 –> 00:34:00,080
katie

893
00:33:57,760 –> 00:34:03,679
i assume

894
00:34:00,080 –> 00:34:07,519
a 17 passes

895
00:34:03,679 –> 00:34:11,679
yeah yeah it does okay so

896
00:34:07,519 –> 00:34:16,399
sava does actually manage to

897
00:34:11,679 –> 00:34:18,399
rend himself from the uh paralysis

898
00:34:16,399 –> 00:34:19,520
and

899
00:34:18,399 –> 00:34:20,639
he

900
00:34:19,520 –> 00:34:22,240
is

901
00:34:20,639 –> 00:34:24,079
going

902
00:34:22,240 –> 00:34:26,480
why does the sub have a multi attack for

903
00:34:24,079 –> 00:34:28,240
multi-action multiple actions they both

904
00:34:26,480 –> 00:34:30,240
have multi-attack i sure hope he doesn’t

905
00:34:28,240 –> 00:34:32,560
try to run past any of those snakes with

906
00:34:30,240 –> 00:34:35,040
their opportunity attacks right all

907
00:34:32,560 –> 00:34:37,200
eight of them he’s surrounded by snakes

908
00:34:35,040 –> 00:34:39,839
but in a bad way this time this must be

909
00:34:37,200 –> 00:34:42,000
a very weird day for him

910
00:34:39,839 –> 00:34:43,119
he’s like normally i like this

911
00:34:42,000 –> 00:34:44,480
actually hold on a second i just

912
00:34:43,119 –> 00:34:46,159
realized

913
00:34:44,480 –> 00:34:49,119
my snakes are magical face snakes and

914
00:34:46,159 –> 00:34:50,720
they’re friendly to me good [ __ ] luck

915
00:34:49,119 –> 00:34:52,159
one second i need to look something up

916
00:34:50,720 –> 00:34:53,520
before i decide how big of a douchebag i

917
00:34:52,159 –> 00:34:57,520
want to be

918
00:34:53,520 –> 00:34:58,480
oh no snakes why have you betrayed me

919
00:34:57,520 –> 00:35:00,880
so

920
00:34:58,480 –> 00:35:03,200
what you see

921
00:35:00,880 –> 00:35:07,280
to do

922
00:35:03,200 –> 00:35:09,520
he begins to build up energy in his

923
00:35:07,280 –> 00:35:10,880
hands

924
00:35:09,520 –> 00:35:13,280
and he says

925
00:35:10,880 –> 00:35:15,040
all right all right fine i think i see

926
00:35:13,280 –> 00:35:17,119
how this is going to go

927
00:35:15,040 –> 00:35:19,040
if that’s the case

928
00:35:17,119 –> 00:35:20,800
i always found corpses a little bit

929
00:35:19,040 –> 00:35:25,440
easier to loot

930
00:35:20,800 –> 00:35:27,839
and he is going to cast eldritch blast

931
00:35:25,440 –> 00:35:30,400
and these blasts

932
00:35:27,839 –> 00:35:32,960
go whirling

933
00:35:30,400 –> 00:35:36,880
past you guys

934
00:35:32,960 –> 00:35:39,280
you turned to see where on earth

935
00:35:36,880 –> 00:35:41,359
sava was aiming

936
00:35:39,280 –> 00:35:43,680
it’s the tree

937
00:35:41,359 –> 00:35:45,440
oh you wish

938
00:35:43,680 –> 00:35:48,640
it’s going

939
00:35:45,440 –> 00:35:49,760
towards oliver

940
00:35:48,640 –> 00:35:51,040
he

941
00:35:49,760 –> 00:35:53,680
freezes

942
00:35:51,040 –> 00:35:53,680
in fear

943
00:35:54,240 –> 00:35:58,800
and then

944
00:35:56,079 –> 00:36:02,160
just before it makes contact

945
00:35:58,800 –> 00:36:02,160
holding his hands out

946
00:36:02,320 –> 00:36:06,880
flames

947
00:36:03,760 –> 00:36:06,880
begin to emerge

948
00:36:07,119 –> 00:36:11,200
and the eldritch blasts

949
00:36:09,920 –> 00:36:14,480
erupt

950
00:36:11,200 –> 00:36:16,480
against this flaming figure

951
00:36:14,480 –> 00:36:18,640
as you see

952
00:36:16,480 –> 00:36:20,720
a bear

953
00:36:18,640 –> 00:36:24,839
made of fire

954
00:36:20,720 –> 00:36:28,320
standing in front of oliver

955
00:36:24,839 –> 00:36:31,520
yeah get it little guy

956
00:36:28,320 –> 00:36:33,839
oliver looks at this thing

957
00:36:31,520 –> 00:36:37,920
confused clearly he

958
00:36:33,839 –> 00:36:37,920
he did not mean to do that

959
00:36:38,160 –> 00:36:42,640
and

960
00:36:39,280 –> 00:36:44,480
the bear turns to face him

961
00:36:42,640 –> 00:36:45,599
and as they look at each other after a

962
00:36:44,480 –> 00:36:47,599
moment

963
00:36:45,599 –> 00:36:48,720
oliver breaks out into a huge smile and

964
00:36:47,599 –> 00:36:51,440
screams

965
00:36:48,720 –> 00:36:51,440
twinkle

966
00:36:51,599 –> 00:37:00,000
oh you followed me oh my god i knew it

967
00:36:55,839 –> 00:37:03,599
he gives the flaming bear a big hug

968
00:37:00,000 –> 00:37:05,520
this is like oh come on that’s not fair

969
00:37:03,599 –> 00:37:08,320
hey shut your mouth and let him have his

970
00:37:05,520 –> 00:37:09,920
moment it was my turn you’re gonna

971
00:37:08,320 –> 00:37:11,520
[ __ ] regret that

972
00:37:09,920 –> 00:37:14,160
[ __ ]

973
00:37:11,520 –> 00:37:16,480
do not make me come over there

974
00:37:14,160 –> 00:37:18,079
we have a bear made of fire your turn is

975
00:37:16,480 –> 00:37:22,240
invalid

976
00:37:18,079 –> 00:37:23,680
as oliver pulls apart from twinkle he

977
00:37:22,240 –> 00:37:26,240
then says

978
00:37:23,680 –> 00:37:28,880
you want to help him out

979
00:37:26,240 –> 00:37:30,400
and twinkle nods

980
00:37:28,880 –> 00:37:32,079
as oliver

981
00:37:30,400 –> 00:37:35,040
shifts

982
00:37:32,079 –> 00:37:36,720
hell yeah oliver go

983
00:37:35,040 –> 00:37:38,240
now

984
00:37:36,720 –> 00:37:40,640
i will say

985
00:37:38,240 –> 00:37:43,280
that is the end of the twins turn

986
00:37:40,640 –> 00:37:45,280
while cesava is conscious

987
00:37:43,280 –> 00:37:47,359
bookworm is still shaken and is not

988
00:37:45,280 –> 00:37:49,359
going to approach so she’s just kind of

989
00:37:47,359 –> 00:37:52,800
standing her ground for right now

990
00:37:49,359 –> 00:37:55,119
here we are back to the top of the order

991
00:37:52,800 –> 00:37:56,880
with some new rules

992
00:37:55,119 –> 00:38:00,320
oh boy

993
00:37:56,880 –> 00:38:01,200
oh no you’re gonna like this oh boy

994
00:38:00,320 –> 00:38:03,040
so

995
00:38:01,200 –> 00:38:04,960
bookworm maybe

996
00:38:03,040 –> 00:38:07,680
not really feeling it

997
00:38:04,960 –> 00:38:10,160
but you now have a freshly shifted bear

998
00:38:07,680 –> 00:38:12,800
his fiery companion

999
00:38:10,160 –> 00:38:14,880
and a forgotten gnome that is still

1000
00:38:12,800 –> 00:38:16,560
there and willing to help out

1001
00:38:14,880 –> 00:38:17,599
all right

1002
00:38:16,560 –> 00:38:21,680
so

1003
00:38:17,599 –> 00:38:24,400
here is what you guys can now do

1004
00:38:21,680 –> 00:38:29,680
you can take a reaction

1005
00:38:24,400 –> 00:38:31,359
to have one of the npcs act on your turn

1006
00:38:29,680 –> 00:38:33,680
okay

1007
00:38:31,359 –> 00:38:36,400
oliver is capable of casting fairy fire

1008
00:38:33,680 –> 00:38:39,680
burning hands or taking a bite attack

1009
00:38:36,400 –> 00:38:42,960
twinkle can make a flaming strike or a

1010
00:38:39,680 –> 00:38:46,160
bite and sibo can cast grease shield or

1011
00:38:42,960 –> 00:38:48,720
use his eldritch cannon

1012
00:38:46,160 –> 00:38:50,400
safe it is your turn

1013
00:38:48,720 –> 00:38:52,480
so

1014
00:38:50,400 –> 00:38:55,119
safe is

1015
00:38:52,480 –> 00:38:58,839
going to

1016
00:38:55,119 –> 00:39:01,920
take out her net

1017
00:38:58,839 –> 00:39:04,160
and throw it on

1018
00:39:01,920 –> 00:39:08,400
sasaba

1019
00:39:04,160 –> 00:39:08,400
okay make a ranged attack

1020
00:39:09,680 –> 00:39:13,760
building up all this voodoo they’re

1021
00:39:11,359 –> 00:39:15,680
gonna backfire on you at a critical

1022
00:39:13,760 –> 00:39:17,280
moment and i’m going to love it when it

1023
00:39:15,680 –> 00:39:18,640
happens it’s going to be during saith’s

1024
00:39:17,280 –> 00:39:22,320
arc she’s going to roll nat ones all the

1025
00:39:18,640 –> 00:39:22,320
way through oh i hope so

1026
00:39:22,400 –> 00:39:26,160
she needs to pay for four [ __ ] arcs

1027
00:39:25,359 –> 00:39:28,960
of this

1028
00:39:26,160 –> 00:39:31,599
horse [ __ ]

1029
00:39:28,960 –> 00:39:34,240
have you rolled anything else

1030
00:39:31,599 –> 00:39:37,599
i mean yeah he’s in the net

1031
00:39:34,240 –> 00:39:40,000
all right little one go ham

1032
00:39:37,599 –> 00:39:40,000
yeah

1033
00:39:40,320 –> 00:39:42,720
what would you like him to do

1034
00:39:41,440 –> 00:39:45,599
specifically

1035
00:39:42,720 –> 00:39:48,560
whatever he wants whatever you want you

1036
00:39:45,599 –> 00:39:50,560
[ __ ] him up any way you want

1037
00:39:48,560 –> 00:39:51,920
he looks down at his

1038
00:39:50,560 –> 00:39:54,000
paws

1039
00:39:51,920 –> 00:39:55,440
looks over at twinkle

1040
00:39:54,000 –> 00:39:57,119
and says

1041
00:39:55,440 –> 00:39:59,200
i think i’m starting to understand the

1042
00:39:57,119 –> 00:40:02,720
fire thing now

1043
00:39:59,200 –> 00:40:05,680
and he’s going to cast burning hands

1044
00:40:02,720 –> 00:40:09,040
i do not believe sosava is capable of

1045
00:40:05,680 –> 00:40:10,400
really doing much as far as like

1046
00:40:09,040 –> 00:40:11,920
you know

1047
00:40:10,400 –> 00:40:13,520
getting out

1048
00:40:11,920 –> 00:40:15,440
as trapped by a net

1049
00:40:13,520 –> 00:40:18,319
so they will both just automatically

1050
00:40:15,440 –> 00:40:19,839
take that and there’s going to be 12

1051
00:40:18,319 –> 00:40:21,040
fire damage

1052
00:40:19,839 –> 00:40:25,440
nice

1053
00:40:21,040 –> 00:40:27,680
how is he doing which one this is

1054
00:40:25,440 –> 00:40:30,240
not great

1055
00:40:27,680 –> 00:40:32,240
anything else for you safe uh

1056
00:40:30,240 –> 00:40:33,680
no i believe that’s it i gave the boy my

1057
00:40:32,240 –> 00:40:36,079
action

1058
00:40:33,680 –> 00:40:39,520
all right that brings it back

1059
00:40:36,079 –> 00:40:40,880
to another layer action

1060
00:40:39,520 –> 00:40:45,040
at this point

1061
00:40:40,880 –> 00:40:47,440
stun on avas has worn off

1062
00:40:45,040 –> 00:40:49,599
and she is going to look at you all and

1063
00:40:47,440 –> 00:40:52,480
say

1064
00:40:49,599 –> 00:40:57,440
why can’t you all just stay out of the

1065
00:40:52,480 –> 00:40:58,960
way and just die like you’re supposed to

1066
00:40:57,440 –> 00:41:01,680
and i

1067
00:40:58,960 –> 00:41:04,839
need all of you

1068
00:41:01,680 –> 00:41:07,119
to make intelligence saving

1069
00:41:04,839 –> 00:41:09,270
throws 18.

1070
00:41:07,119 –> 00:41:12,480
i don’t remember if i’m smart

1071
00:41:09,270 –> 00:41:13,920
[Laughter]

1072
00:41:12,480 –> 00:41:17,040
i’m not but i’m proficient in

1073
00:41:13,920 –> 00:41:17,040
intelligence thank god

1074
00:41:17,359 –> 00:41:23,599
i have 23. i got an 11.

1075
00:41:20,560 –> 00:41:25,920
okay cool

1076
00:41:23,599 –> 00:41:26,800
remember if i’m smart or not

1077
00:41:25,920 –> 00:41:29,440
oh

1078
00:41:26,800 –> 00:41:31,040
uh well well drew i got sour news for

1079
00:41:29,440 –> 00:41:32,319
you my friend

1080
00:41:31,040 –> 00:41:34,400
you’re not

1081
00:41:32,319 –> 00:41:35,839
as it turns out

1082
00:41:34,400 –> 00:41:38,880
arlo

1083
00:41:35,839 –> 00:41:39,599
as aphasis unfurls her hood

1084
00:41:38,880 –> 00:41:42,800
you

1085
00:41:39,599 –> 00:41:45,440
see these eye like patterns and

1086
00:41:42,800 –> 00:41:49,839
they permeate into you

1087
00:41:45,440 –> 00:41:52,000
and all of a sudden you are face to face

1088
00:41:49,839 –> 00:41:54,079
with ryan

1089
00:41:52,000 –> 00:41:56,240
eyes glowing red

1090
00:41:54,079 –> 00:41:58,800
with her sword drawn

1091
00:41:56,240 –> 00:42:01,440
just as it was the last time you were in

1092
00:41:58,800 –> 00:42:04,640
silvery moon

1093
00:42:01,440 –> 00:42:07,680
and you will be taking

1094
00:42:04,640 –> 00:42:11,359
11 points of psychic damage and are

1095
00:42:07,680 –> 00:42:13,119
frightened of this figure

1096
00:42:11,359 –> 00:42:16,160
oh now

1097
00:42:13,119 –> 00:42:17,839
the rest of you do not see this ryan

1098
00:42:16,160 –> 00:42:21,200
what are you doing here

1099
00:42:17,839 –> 00:42:24,800
i heard your message

1100
00:42:21,200 –> 00:42:26,079
oh god she’s gonna kill me in cold blood

1101
00:42:24,800 –> 00:42:28,400
she’s gonna split my skull with a

1102
00:42:26,079 –> 00:42:31,200
pickaxe and bury me in the desert just

1103
00:42:28,400 –> 00:42:34,960
like the old romany woman said

1104
00:42:31,200 –> 00:42:36,880
all right arlo it’s your turn proper now

1105
00:42:34,960 –> 00:42:39,440
do i do a save

1106
00:42:36,880 –> 00:42:40,560
at the end of your turn yes

1107
00:42:39,440 –> 00:42:42,319
wait a minute there’s still a [ __ ] ton

1108
00:42:40,560 –> 00:42:44,240
of snakes around aren’t there

1109
00:42:42,319 –> 00:42:45,470
yes

1110
00:42:44,240 –> 00:42:47,359
they’re not your snakes though

1111
00:42:45,470 –> 00:42:49,680
[Laughter]

1112
00:42:47,359 –> 00:42:50,800
crusaders mantle

1113
00:42:49,680 –> 00:42:52,880
wait

1114
00:42:50,800 –> 00:42:55,119
crusaders mantle

1115
00:42:52,880 –> 00:42:56,960
holy power radiates from unit or

1116
00:42:55,119 –> 00:42:59,040
uh within a 30-foot radius awakening

1117
00:42:56,960 –> 00:43:00,800
boldness and friendly creatures until

1118
00:42:59,040 –> 00:43:02,800
the spell ends the aura moves with you

1119
00:43:00,800 –> 00:43:04,319
centered on you while in the aura each

1120
00:43:02,800 –> 00:43:06,319
non-hostile creature in the aura

1121
00:43:04,319 –> 00:43:07,760
including you deals an extra 1d for

1122
00:43:06,319 –> 00:43:10,079
radiant damage when it hits with a

1123
00:43:07,760 –> 00:43:12,560
weapon attack oh [ __ ] yeah

1124
00:43:10,079 –> 00:43:14,319
jesus what was that range again

1125
00:43:12,560 –> 00:43:17,040
30 foot radius

1126
00:43:14,319 –> 00:43:19,040
please note radius not diameter no i

1127
00:43:17,040 –> 00:43:20,319
caught that

1128
00:43:19,040 –> 00:43:21,280
oh

1129
00:43:20,319 –> 00:43:24,400
god

1130
00:43:21,280 –> 00:43:25,760
[ __ ] so i cast crusaders mantle

1131
00:43:24,400 –> 00:43:27,599
is that cool

1132
00:43:25,760 –> 00:43:29,680
get them i mean yeah it’s cool i don’t

1133
00:43:27,599 –> 00:43:31,200
like it but it’s cool

1134
00:43:29,680 –> 00:43:33,040
does that only apply to beasts or does

1135
00:43:31,200 –> 00:43:34,960
it apply to us too

1136
00:43:33,040 –> 00:43:36,240
oh no that applies to everything

1137
00:43:34,960 –> 00:43:37,440
sweet

1138
00:43:36,240 –> 00:43:39,280
if you are a friend it just says

1139
00:43:37,440 –> 00:43:42,240
friendly creature

1140
00:43:39,280 –> 00:43:43,440
wait no it says non-hostile creature

1141
00:43:42,240 –> 00:43:45,200
they don’t even have to be my friend

1142
00:43:43,440 –> 00:43:47,440
they just got to be like not [ __ ]

1143
00:43:45,200 –> 00:43:48,960
with me not hostile towards you

1144
00:43:47,440 –> 00:43:50,880
that would be generally not [ __ ] with

1145
00:43:48,960 –> 00:43:54,160
me

1146
00:43:50,880 –> 00:43:56,800
so yeah i do that the the end i’d i

1147
00:43:54,160 –> 00:43:59,359
summon forth a bunch of holy energy and

1148
00:43:56,800 –> 00:44:02,480
cloak it around myself and then look at

1149
00:43:59,359 –> 00:44:04,640
ryan and say hey

1150
00:44:02,480 –> 00:44:06,480
be cool

1151
00:44:04,640 –> 00:44:08,319
i imagine that as you do it it’s like

1152
00:44:06,480 –> 00:44:11,680
you just do like a shrill screech and

1153
00:44:08,319 –> 00:44:11,680
then the mantle just pops up

1154
00:44:14,730 –> 00:44:20,480
[Laughter]

1155
00:44:17,760 –> 00:44:23,200
and then this crusaders mantle pops up

1156
00:44:20,480 –> 00:44:24,960
is that it for you yeah that’s it

1157
00:44:23,200 –> 00:44:26,800
all right but sarah you’re up

1158
00:44:24,960 –> 00:44:28,400
first question can i position myself in

1159
00:44:26,800 –> 00:44:30,480
a way that i can get to both of us and

1160
00:44:28,400 –> 00:44:32,720
tosava in a straight line

1161
00:44:30,480 –> 00:44:34,560
none of them have moved so yes

1162
00:44:32,720 –> 00:44:36,640
great i do that then cast ride the

1163
00:44:34,560 –> 00:44:39,280
lightning and the fury of a sister score

1164
00:44:36,640 –> 00:44:42,160
and passes through me as electrical

1165
00:44:39,280 –> 00:44:44,400
energy runs through her and her hair

1166
00:44:42,160 –> 00:44:46,640
stands on and she’s like don’t [ __ ]

1167
00:44:44,400 –> 00:44:48,400
touch my brother and she’s gonna ride

1168
00:44:46,640 –> 00:44:50,800
the lightning through both of them what

1169
00:44:48,400 –> 00:44:52,800
is ride the lightning it is a grim

1170
00:44:50,800 –> 00:44:55,760
hollow player’s guide spell

1171
00:44:52,800 –> 00:44:57,280
it’s also a really good metallica song

1172
00:44:55,760 –> 00:44:58,880
you transform yourself into a bolt of

1173
00:44:57,280 –> 00:45:01,040
lightning it can teleport up to 60 feet

1174
00:44:58,880 –> 00:45:02,319
to an unoccupied space you can see each

1175
00:45:01,040 –> 00:45:03,680
creature within five feet of the line

1176
00:45:02,319 –> 00:45:05,599
created between your starting point and

1177
00:45:03,680 –> 00:45:08,640
final destination takes 4d6 lightning

1178
00:45:05,599 –> 00:45:11,760
damage holy god

1179
00:45:08,640 –> 00:45:13,040
don’t [ __ ] touch my brother

1180
00:45:11,760 –> 00:45:14,480
[ __ ] yeah

1181
00:45:13,040 –> 00:45:18,400
oh uh you have

1182
00:45:14,480 –> 00:45:19,680
46 plus 1 4 1 d4 yeah it has to be a

1183
00:45:18,400 –> 00:45:21,280
melee attack

1184
00:45:19,680 –> 00:45:23,040
did you say i need to make a save or

1185
00:45:21,280 –> 00:45:25,839
does it just happen

1186
00:45:23,040 –> 00:45:27,359
yeah it just says instantaneous action

1187
00:45:25,839 –> 00:45:29,440
transport yourself each creature within

1188
00:45:27,359 –> 00:45:32,160
5 feet of the line takes 46 lightning

1189
00:45:29,440 –> 00:45:34,720
damage there is no roll at all that’s

1190
00:45:32,160 –> 00:45:36,079
pretty [ __ ] good all right do it

1191
00:45:34,720 –> 00:45:38,160
sweet okay

1192
00:45:36,079 –> 00:45:40,240
that’s a very good spell

1193
00:45:38,160 –> 00:45:43,839
actually i wish i had that smell

1194
00:45:40,240 –> 00:45:45,440
17 lightning damage god for both of them

1195
00:45:43,839 –> 00:45:47,520
and then

1196
00:45:45,440 –> 00:45:50,720
you thought snakes were on your side

1197
00:45:47,520 –> 00:45:50,720
think of [ __ ] again

1198
00:45:51,440 –> 00:45:56,640
so matched don’t [ __ ] touch him and

1199
00:45:54,079 –> 00:45:58,720
don’t forget your 8d4 of additional

1200
00:45:56,640 –> 00:46:00,640
damage radiant damage

1201
00:45:58,720 –> 00:46:03,359
jordan joy remember that’s it’s going to

1202
00:46:00,640 –> 00:46:06,480
be 8d4 of additional damage now i heard

1203
00:46:03,359 –> 00:46:09,599
it eight of them horrifying

1204
00:46:06,480 –> 00:46:11,280
this woman is so scary

1205
00:46:09,599 –> 00:46:13,200
the 16 hit

1206
00:46:11,280 –> 00:46:16,319
yes 16 hits

1207
00:46:13,200 –> 00:46:16,319
oh my god jordan

1208
00:46:16,960 –> 00:46:20,480
i don’t think that’s a [ __ ] four oh

1209
00:46:19,440 –> 00:46:22,079
my god

1210
00:46:20,480 –> 00:46:24,160
okay 24

1211
00:46:22,079 –> 00:46:27,119
plus 54.

1212
00:46:24,160 –> 00:46:30,240
so 78 damage

1213
00:46:27,119 –> 00:46:31,520
24 of that was light as radiant

1214
00:46:30,240 –> 00:46:33,280
oh

1215
00:46:31,520 –> 00:46:35,280
let’s just split that down the middle

1216
00:46:33,280 –> 00:46:37,680
for both of them

1217
00:46:35,280 –> 00:46:41,119
how much you say that was again

1218
00:46:37,680 –> 00:46:42,960
each of them takes 27 magical piercing

1219
00:46:41,119 –> 00:46:45,359
and then 12

1220
00:46:42,960 –> 00:46:47,599
magical radiant

1221
00:46:45,359 –> 00:46:48,800
so 39 damage total

1222
00:46:47,599 –> 00:46:50,160
yeah

1223
00:46:48,800 –> 00:46:52,800
cool

1224
00:46:50,160 –> 00:46:54,319
and then sibo hasn’t gone yet

1225
00:46:52,800 –> 00:46:58,400
nope

1226
00:46:54,319 –> 00:47:00,079
hey shortstack i have a name

1227
00:46:58,400 –> 00:47:01,860
why did i answer that

1228
00:47:00,079 –> 00:47:03,760
i think the name is shortstack now

1229
00:47:01,860 –> 00:47:07,280
[Laughter]

1230
00:47:03,760 –> 00:47:08,880
stevo check the ones that you’re wearing

1231
00:47:07,280 –> 00:47:11,920
it says short snack and it has a little

1232
00:47:08,880 –> 00:47:11,920
stack of pancakes on it

1233
00:47:12,880 –> 00:47:16,160
i’m just reading the onesies

1234
00:47:19,440 –> 00:47:24,960
[ __ ] hit them

1235
00:47:21,760 –> 00:47:26,720
which one i can only hit one of them

1236
00:47:24,960 –> 00:47:27,760
the one that tried to hit my brother

1237
00:47:26,720 –> 00:47:29,280
fine

1238
00:47:27,760 –> 00:47:31,200
he misses

1239
00:47:29,280 –> 00:47:32,480
barely but he misses

1240
00:47:31,200 –> 00:47:33,680
do better

1241
00:47:32,480 –> 00:47:36,160
i’m tr

1242
00:47:33,680 –> 00:47:37,200
i’m emotionally compromised

1243
00:47:36,160 –> 00:47:40,559
do

1244
00:47:37,200 –> 00:47:42,800
better you’re very mean

1245
00:47:40,559 –> 00:47:44,160
is that gonna be it for you

1246
00:47:42,800 –> 00:47:46,480
yeah

1247
00:47:44,160 –> 00:47:48,960
okay that brings it back around to the

1248
00:47:46,480 –> 00:47:50,839
twins who are definitely looking [ __ ]

1249
00:47:48,960 –> 00:47:54,480
horrid right

1250
00:47:50,839 –> 00:47:57,760
now let me see if they can do [ __ ]

1251
00:47:54,480 –> 00:47:57,760
anything right now

1252
00:47:58,319 –> 00:48:02,400
hold on

1253
00:48:00,160 –> 00:48:04,160
i have just realized

1254
00:48:02,400 –> 00:48:05,599
one of them has a spell that actually

1255
00:48:04,160 –> 00:48:08,720
might be able to do something and they

1256
00:48:05,599 –> 00:48:10,000
are now no longer [ __ ] stunned

1257
00:48:08,720 –> 00:48:12,079
oh wait hold on i’m sorry i just

1258
00:48:10,000 –> 00:48:14,319
realized i forgot to do something um

1259
00:48:12,079 –> 00:48:15,520
arlo you were supposed to uh reroll your

1260
00:48:14,319 –> 00:48:17,520
intelligence save at the end of your

1261
00:48:15,520 –> 00:48:19,119
turn oh [ __ ]

1262
00:48:17,520 –> 00:48:22,480
cool

1263
00:48:19,119 –> 00:48:26,880
gotta [ __ ] uh live it again

1264
00:48:22,480 –> 00:48:26,880
take another 11 points of damage please

1265
00:48:27,119 –> 00:48:31,040
[ _ ] this is [ _ ]

1266
00:48:29,359 –> 00:48:33,440
how is harlow looking

1267
00:48:31,040 –> 00:48:35,040
this is not his favorite day this is not

1268
00:48:33,440 –> 00:48:36,880
his favorite day

1269
00:48:35,040 –> 00:48:39,040
avas is going

1270
00:48:36,880 –> 00:48:43,200
to

1271
00:48:39,040 –> 00:48:43,200
cast hunger of hadar

1272
00:48:43,280 –> 00:48:47,680
uh open a gateway to the dark between

1273
00:48:45,440 –> 00:48:50,000
the stars a region infested with unknown

1274
00:48:47,680 –> 00:48:53,760
horrors a 20-foot radius fear of

1275
00:48:50,000 –> 00:48:55,440
blackness and bitter cold radiates a

1276
00:48:53,760 –> 00:48:57,119
very cold appears centered on a point

1277
00:48:55,440 –> 00:48:59,280
with range

1278
00:48:57,119 –> 00:49:01,680
and lasting for the duration the void is

1279
00:48:59,280 –> 00:49:03,599
filled with a cacophony of soft whispers

1280
00:49:01,680 –> 00:49:05,440
and slurping noises that could be heard

1281
00:49:03,599 –> 00:49:07,200
up to 30 feet away

1282
00:49:05,440 –> 00:49:08,000
i hate god

1283
00:49:07,200 –> 00:49:09,440
hey

1284
00:49:08,000 –> 00:49:10,960
hey

1285
00:49:09,440 –> 00:49:12,319
you could have just read the mechanical

1286
00:49:10,960 –> 00:49:14,640
part of that spell you’d have to

1287
00:49:12,319 –> 00:49:16,160
describe the slurping noises no because

1288
00:49:14,640 –> 00:49:18,000
i knew the slurping noise was part of it

1289
00:49:16,160 –> 00:49:20,079
i wanted to i don’t know i don’t want it

1290
00:49:18,000 –> 00:49:21,599
i don’t want the slurping noises though

1291
00:49:20,079 –> 00:49:22,640
i don’t want to know about the slurping

1292
00:49:21,599 –> 00:49:24,720
noises

1293
00:49:22,640 –> 00:49:26,960
no lights magical or otherwise can

1294
00:49:24,720 –> 00:49:28,839
illuminate the area and creatures fully

1295
00:49:26,960 –> 00:49:31,920
within the area are

1296
00:49:28,839 –> 00:49:33,680
blinded the void creates a warp in the

1297
00:49:31,920 –> 00:49:35,599
fabric of space and the area is

1298
00:49:33,680 –> 00:49:38,160
difficult terrain any creature that

1299
00:49:35,599 –> 00:49:39,839
starts its turn in the area takes 2d6

1300
00:49:38,160 –> 00:49:42,000
cold damage any creatures that ends must

1301
00:49:39,839 –> 00:49:44,720
make a dexterity saving throw or take

1302
00:49:42,000 –> 00:49:46,559
2d6 acid damage as milky otherworldly

1303
00:49:44,720 –> 00:49:48,079
tentacles rub against it

1304
00:49:46,559 –> 00:49:50,559
oh god

1305
00:49:48,079 –> 00:49:52,559
i’m renaming this spell bad touch

1306
00:49:50,559 –> 00:49:53,680
oh yeah cause everything about it is

1307
00:49:52,559 –> 00:49:57,040
real bad

1308
00:49:53,680 –> 00:49:59,920
why is the word milky in there i don’t

1309
00:49:57,040 –> 00:50:02,640
know ask wizards of the ghost

1310
00:49:59,920 –> 00:50:04,880
i don’t i don’t know

1311
00:50:02,640 –> 00:50:06,559
hey where’s another coast do you have a

1312
00:50:04,880 –> 00:50:08,640
human resources department or are you

1313
00:50:06,559 –> 00:50:11,359
just kind of freewheeling it

1314
00:50:08,640 –> 00:50:13,440
oh god how much damage do we take

1315
00:50:11,359 –> 00:50:15,520
well it’s if you start your turn there

1316
00:50:13,440 –> 00:50:17,920
uh but i’m going to say that they’re

1317
00:50:15,520 –> 00:50:18,880
mostly trying to envelop the snakes or

1318
00:50:17,920 –> 00:50:20,640
at least

1319
00:50:18,880 –> 00:50:22,160
some of them since i’m assuming they are

1320
00:50:20,640 –> 00:50:24,800
surrounded so

1321
00:50:22,160 –> 00:50:27,680
they are going to do

1322
00:50:24,800 –> 00:50:30,079
that i’ll say on the snakes that are

1323
00:50:27,680 –> 00:50:31,359
more centered behind them

1324
00:50:30,079 –> 00:50:33,520
uh because you know they’ll still take

1325
00:50:31,359 –> 00:50:36,079
the damage if they stay there

1326
00:50:33,520 –> 00:50:39,680
and then cesava is going to turn to face

1327
00:50:36,079 –> 00:50:43,359
the other snakes and subsequently y’all

1328
00:50:39,680 –> 00:50:43,359
and unfurl his hood

1329
00:50:43,440 –> 00:50:47,200
and i need you all to make wisdom saving

1330
00:50:45,280 –> 00:50:49,520
throws

1331
00:50:47,200 –> 00:50:52,839
does a 16 pass

1332
00:50:49,520 –> 00:50:55,359
wait me also or just them

1333
00:50:52,839 –> 00:50:56,640
um you’re you’re already distracted

1334
00:50:55,359 –> 00:50:58,000
you’re fine

1335
00:50:56,640 –> 00:50:59,440
cool

1336
00:50:58,000 –> 00:51:01,280
oh [ __ ]

1337
00:50:59,440 –> 00:51:02,240
nice not 20.

1338
00:51:01,280 –> 00:51:05,040
nice

1339
00:51:02,240 –> 00:51:06,839
so 27. can you roll for your snakes too

1340
00:51:05,040 –> 00:51:08,800
yeah

1341
00:51:06,839 –> 00:51:12,160

  1. so

1342
00:51:08,800 –> 00:51:14,559
saith and winter you guys

1343
00:51:12,160 –> 00:51:17,440
are unaffected by this you’re able to

1344
00:51:14,559 –> 00:51:20,839
see through the hypnotic pattern

1345
00:51:17,440 –> 00:51:24,000
your snakes on the other hand not so

1346
00:51:20,839 –> 00:51:25,760
much so half of them are currently

1347
00:51:24,000 –> 00:51:27,520
charmed by them and are otherwise

1348
00:51:25,760 –> 00:51:31,119
immobilized the other half are currently

1349
00:51:27,520 –> 00:51:33,440
within the hunger of hadar

1350
00:51:31,119 –> 00:51:37,599
but that is all the two of them are

1351
00:51:33,440 –> 00:51:39,680
capable of doing right now

1352
00:51:37,599 –> 00:51:44,480
so that’s going to bring us

1353
00:51:39,680 –> 00:51:45,340
back around to the top of the order safe

1354
00:51:44,480 –> 00:51:46,800
yeah

1355
00:51:45,340 –> 00:51:51,559
[Music]

1356
00:51:46,800 –> 00:51:51,559
i’m gonna pull out my museum apparatus

1357
00:51:53,520 –> 00:51:59,440
oh is my baby boy so upset that i’m not

1358
00:51:56,960 –> 00:52:01,359
paying him enough attention

1359
00:51:59,440 –> 00:52:02,880
and she’s gonna take him off her

1360
00:52:01,359 –> 00:52:04,559
her shoulder and she’s just gonna start

1361
00:52:02,880 –> 00:52:06,559
kissing his face

1362
00:52:04,559 –> 00:52:11,040
and like robbing you

1363
00:52:06,559 –> 00:52:14,480
it’s okay baby boy my sweet baby modi i

1364
00:52:11,040 –> 00:52:16,079
promise he won’t be ignored for long

1365
00:52:14,480 –> 00:52:16,839
does the 16 hit

1366
00:52:16,079 –> 00:52:19,359
oh

1367
00:52:16,839 –> 00:52:20,800
[ __ ] i know

1368
00:52:19,359 –> 00:52:21,690
all right he attempts to claw you but

1369
00:52:20,800 –> 00:52:22,790
misses

1370
00:52:21,690 –> 00:52:25,040
[Music]

1371
00:52:22,790 –> 00:52:29,440
[Laughter]

1372
00:52:25,040 –> 00:52:29,440
oh what a grumpy baby boy

1373
00:52:31,200 –> 00:52:35,280
mr man’s gonna get a whole can of tuna

1374
00:52:33,680 –> 00:52:38,160
when we get home just to make you feel

1375
00:52:35,280 –> 00:52:38,160
better okay baby

1376
00:52:41,119 –> 00:52:46,520
my suffering’s already been long and

1377
00:52:43,040 –> 00:52:46,520
eternal bud

1378
00:52:50,319 –> 00:52:55,839
this is very brave of you i will say

1379
00:52:53,119 –> 00:52:57,920
i’m gonna use scorching ray

1380
00:52:55,839 –> 00:53:00,640
okay

1381
00:52:57,920 –> 00:53:01,599
does a 19 hit yes which one are you

1382
00:53:00,640 –> 00:53:05,599
aiming for

1383
00:53:01,599 –> 00:53:07,119
oh uh right i’m gonna go for um sasava

1384
00:53:05,599 –> 00:53:09,680
because this ain’t no burning hands this

1385
00:53:07,119 –> 00:53:12,240
one’s different no he uh he went after

1386
00:53:09,680 –> 00:53:14,400
my baby well hold on hold on that first

1387
00:53:12,240 –> 00:53:15,280
one hit roll the damage on that first

1388
00:53:14,400 –> 00:53:17,200
okay

1389
00:53:15,280 –> 00:53:19,520
so i’ll say he’s close enough you may

1390
00:53:17,200 –> 00:53:21,839
get to switch targets

1391
00:53:19,520 –> 00:53:24,240
that is six damage

1392
00:53:21,839 –> 00:53:28,400
you can you can go for a vossus now

1393
00:53:24,240 –> 00:53:29,599
listen i gave you a chance did i not

1394
00:53:28,400 –> 00:53:31,680
i did

1395
00:53:29,599 –> 00:53:33,760
i gave you a chance

1396
00:53:31,680 –> 00:53:35,040
now i’m just mad

1397
00:53:33,760 –> 00:53:37,440
does a

1398
00:53:35,040 –> 00:53:40,079
16 hit it does

1399
00:53:37,440 –> 00:53:42,480
and that is 12 points of damage

1400
00:53:40,079 –> 00:53:44,319
the vasa’s not looking great

1401
00:53:42,480 –> 00:53:45,760
you want to give in

1402
00:53:44,319 –> 00:53:48,640
losers first

1403
00:53:45,760 –> 00:53:50,000
uh-huh okay that’s what i thought oh god

1404
00:53:48,640 –> 00:53:51,200
there’s more

1405
00:53:50,000 –> 00:53:54,160
and

1406
00:53:51,200 –> 00:53:57,680
that is another 16.

1407
00:53:54,160 –> 00:53:58,880
oh [ __ ] and that’s seven points of

1408
00:53:57,680 –> 00:54:00,640
damage

1409
00:53:58,880 –> 00:54:02,319
all right the boss is not looking super

1410
00:54:00,640 –> 00:54:05,440
great

1411
00:54:02,319 –> 00:54:07,920
is that gonna do it for you that’s it

1412
00:54:05,440 –> 00:54:09,760
all right

1413
00:54:07,920 –> 00:54:11,839
that is going to

1414
00:54:09,760 –> 00:54:11,839
be

1415
00:54:12,000 –> 00:54:17,359
and not that one already happened

1416
00:54:14,079 –> 00:54:17,359
they’re dead

1417
00:54:17,599 –> 00:54:22,839
so that just leaves

1418
00:54:20,400 –> 00:54:25,680
the last layer

1419
00:54:22,839 –> 00:54:29,040
action you feel the ground once again

1420
00:54:25,680 –> 00:54:31,359
begin to shift

1421
00:54:29,040 –> 00:54:32,880
but it is not giant snakes that you see

1422
00:54:31,359 –> 00:54:34,640
this time

1423
00:54:32,880 –> 00:54:36,720
but rather

1424
00:54:34,640 –> 00:54:38,880
the ground beneath you

1425
00:54:36,720 –> 00:54:42,400
is engulfed

1426
00:54:38,880 –> 00:54:43,920
in poisonous snakes

1427
00:54:42,400 –> 00:54:47,040
i need everyone to make me a

1428
00:54:43,920 –> 00:54:48,559
constitution saving throw

1429
00:54:47,040 –> 00:54:50,000
dirty 20

1430
00:54:48,559 –> 00:54:50,960
16.

1431
00:54:50,000 –> 00:54:52,400
do you need me to roll for the snakes

1432
00:54:50,960 –> 00:54:54,960
too no

1433
00:54:52,400 –> 00:54:58,000
okay i rolled a 17.

1434
00:54:54,960 –> 00:55:00,799
okay cuckoo cool

1435
00:54:58,000 –> 00:55:02,720
satan arlo

1436
00:55:00,799 –> 00:55:04,799
you both

1437
00:55:02,720 –> 00:55:06,799
are poisoned

1438
00:55:04,799 –> 00:55:08,720
damn how high was the con

1439
00:55:06,799 –> 00:55:11,040
it was much higher because these ones

1440
00:55:08,720 –> 00:55:12,640
don’t do damage they just poison you

1441
00:55:11,040 –> 00:55:16,160
okay fair enough

1442
00:55:12,640 –> 00:55:18,640
so that is going to bring it

1443
00:55:16,160 –> 00:55:19,359
back to arlo

1444
00:55:18,640 –> 00:55:21,119
you

1445
00:55:19,359 –> 00:55:23,760
of thought she’d be dead before i had to

1446
00:55:21,119 –> 00:55:24,640
get back to my turn but didn’t look that

1447
00:55:23,760 –> 00:55:26,480
hard

1448
00:55:24,640 –> 00:55:28,240
yeah suck [ __ ] don’t it

1449
00:55:26,480 –> 00:55:30,960
i tried i’m sorry

1450
00:55:28,240 –> 00:55:33,280
let’s see what we’re doing today

1451
00:55:30,960 –> 00:55:35,680
you still see ryan

1452
00:55:33,280 –> 00:55:37,599
so i know arlo wouldn’t ride out like he

1453
00:55:35,680 –> 00:55:39,440
definitely wouldn’t like try to harm

1454
00:55:37,599 –> 00:55:41,680
ryan

1455
00:55:39,440 –> 00:55:44,240
so um

1456
00:55:41,680 –> 00:55:45,839
i’m gonna cast whole person on

1457
00:55:44,240 –> 00:55:47,599
cantaloupe

1458
00:55:45,839 –> 00:55:49,119
does that drop the concentration of the

1459
00:55:47,599 –> 00:55:50,559
uh is the other spell concentration the

1460
00:55:49,119 –> 00:55:52,079
plus four

1461
00:55:50,559 –> 00:55:53,440
uh [ __ ]

1462
00:55:52,079 –> 00:55:55,599
i don’t care if it is i’m just curious

1463
00:55:53,440 –> 00:55:57,359
so i know yeah the concentration hold on

1464
00:55:55,599 –> 00:56:00,000
ladies and gentlemen

1465
00:55:57,359 –> 00:56:01,119
no just do do you hold person it’s fine

1466
00:56:00,000 –> 00:56:02,799
it’s not like they’re hurting for that

1467
00:56:01,119 –> 00:56:05,280
extra deformed damage

1468
00:56:02,799 –> 00:56:06,960
because i have a plan

1469
00:56:05,280 –> 00:56:08,400
[ __ ] wrecker

1470
00:56:06,960 –> 00:56:10,319
when tara has so many reasons to be

1471
00:56:08,400 –> 00:56:11,200
pissed they’ve tried to hurt her brother

1472
00:56:10,319 –> 00:56:15,920
they

1473
00:56:11,200 –> 00:56:17,440
helped to [ __ ] curse her she’s like

1474
00:56:15,920 –> 00:56:19,760
this has been a long time coming and

1475
00:56:17,440 –> 00:56:21,680
it’s only been in a short period of time

1476
00:56:19,760 –> 00:56:23,920
they also very specifically sealed off

1477
00:56:21,680 –> 00:56:25,200
your memories

1478
00:56:23,920 –> 00:56:26,400
all right yeah i’m gonna i’m gonna do

1479
00:56:25,200 –> 00:56:27,680
the whole person thing i guess i gotta

1480
00:56:26,400 –> 00:56:28,799
drop my thingy

1481
00:56:27,680 –> 00:56:32,720
okay

1482
00:56:28,799 –> 00:56:35,040
so uh wisdom saving throw four four

1483
00:56:32,720 –> 00:56:37,760
wisdom is a plus one so that’s gonna be

1484
00:56:35,040 –> 00:56:40,319
a 19

1485
00:56:37,760 –> 00:56:43,119
that passes

1486
00:56:40,319 –> 00:56:46,720
yeah i can roll good too

1487
00:56:43,119 –> 00:56:49,599
sometimes oh well because i remembered

1488
00:56:46,720 –> 00:56:50,400
that my precious boy exists

1489
00:56:49,599 –> 00:56:52,319
and

1490
00:56:50,400 –> 00:56:53,920
he sees that his papa’s in danger i

1491
00:56:52,319 –> 00:56:57,040
would imagine that he would

1492
00:56:53,920 –> 00:56:59,520
uh attack the scary snake lady now

1493
00:56:57,040 –> 00:57:01,359
if that is what you would like him to do

1494
00:56:59,520 –> 00:57:04,720
what does he have again

1495
00:57:01,359 –> 00:57:08,400
he has his necrotic breath uh which is a

1496
00:57:04,720 –> 00:57:10,720
uh dc12 con save or he has a plus one to

1497
00:57:08,400 –> 00:57:12,400
attack for a bite attack

1498
00:57:10,720 –> 00:57:15,119
necrotic breath homie

1499
00:57:12,400 –> 00:57:17,680
okay let us he he will

1500
00:57:15,119 –> 00:57:20,000
fly on over

1501
00:57:17,680 –> 00:57:22,240
to avastus and

1502
00:57:20,000 –> 00:57:23,839
attempt

1503
00:57:22,240 –> 00:57:28,559
oh he’ll breathe on we’ll see if it

1504
00:57:23,839 –> 00:57:30,559
actually impacts or not jesus christ

1505
00:57:28,559 –> 00:57:32,480
all the same thing again

1506
00:57:30,559 –> 00:57:34,559
nice

1507
00:57:32,480 –> 00:57:36,000
i mean for me yes

1508
00:57:34,559 –> 00:57:39,119
yep

1509
00:57:36,000 –> 00:57:42,000
yeah no sorry it ain’t doing

1510
00:57:39,119 –> 00:57:43,839
all right and i guess i’ll um

1511
00:57:42,000 –> 00:57:45,520
i’ll burn my reaction

1512
00:57:43,839 –> 00:57:47,119
and call it a sebo

1513
00:57:45,520 –> 00:57:49,280
you’re like sibo

1514
00:57:47,119 –> 00:57:52,799
what get me out of this situation or

1515
00:57:49,280 –> 00:57:52,799
else i’ll call you shortstack forever

1516
00:57:52,960 –> 00:57:57,040
i don’t even know what you’re doing

1517
00:57:54,240 –> 00:57:59,599
you’re just standing there doing nothing

1518
00:57:57,040 –> 00:58:03,119
obviously i am stricken with fear as my

1519
00:57:59,599 –> 00:58:05,040
lady love has come here to end my life

1520
00:58:03,119 –> 00:58:07,440
what

1521
00:58:05,040 –> 00:58:08,960
fine whatever uh he’s just gonna attack

1522
00:58:07,440 –> 00:58:10,720
avas

1523
00:58:08,960 –> 00:58:12,250
does the vassas know what i’m seeing or

1524
00:58:10,720 –> 00:58:15,440
is avasta’s like um

1525
00:58:12,250 –> 00:58:17,599
[Laughter]

1526
00:58:15,440 –> 00:58:18,799
like look we’re moving a lot a little

1527
00:58:17,599 –> 00:58:21,440
fast

1528
00:58:18,799 –> 00:58:23,599
i i i don’t think avassus is aware of

1529
00:58:21,440 –> 00:58:26,400
the illusions that she creates i think

1530
00:58:23,599 –> 00:58:28,640
she just makes them also sibo simo’s

1531
00:58:26,400 –> 00:58:30,480
cutting a little bit close here but um

1532
00:58:28,640 –> 00:58:33,200
he just barely managed to get a hit with

1533
00:58:30,480 –> 00:58:33,200
a nat 20.

1534
00:58:33,680 –> 00:58:36,960
he really doesn’t want to be called

1535
00:58:34,720 –> 00:58:37,220
short snack anymore no he really hates

1536
00:58:36,960 –> 00:58:39,760
that

1537
00:58:37,220 –> 00:58:42,640
[Laughter]

1538
00:58:39,760 –> 00:58:45,839
he he on his little jet pack flies up

1539
00:58:42,640 –> 00:58:48,160
point blank to avas

1540
00:58:45,839 –> 00:58:50,960
shoves his eldritch cannon right in her

1541
00:58:48,160 –> 00:58:54,240
face and says for the record

1542
00:58:50,960 –> 00:58:57,280
i decently tall for a gnome and fires

1543
00:58:54,240 –> 00:58:57,280
point blank

1544
00:58:59,040 –> 00:59:04,480
as she falls back

1545
00:59:02,000 –> 00:59:06,160
unconscious

1546
00:59:04,480 –> 00:59:08,720
i imagine there’s a half second of arlo

1547
00:59:06,160 –> 00:59:10,000
going oh that would have been oh no that

1548
00:59:08,720 –> 00:59:12,240
was the snake that was that was

1549
00:59:10,000 –> 00:59:14,319
cantaloupe i see what happened okay yep

1550
00:59:12,240 –> 00:59:15,599
that i could see how that was confusing

1551
00:59:14,319 –> 00:59:16,799
i could see how that was confusing for

1552
00:59:15,599 –> 00:59:19,200
everybody

1553
00:59:16,799 –> 00:59:21,359
it’s not ryan carry on

1554
00:59:19,200 –> 00:59:22,960
yeah the illusion fades

1555
00:59:21,359 –> 00:59:24,880
when tara is breathing so heavily as

1556
00:59:22,960 –> 00:59:27,200
both of them fall because like the

1557
00:59:24,880 –> 00:59:28,400
culmination of everything has just hit

1558
00:59:27,200 –> 00:59:30,319
her

1559
00:59:28,400 –> 00:59:32,480
saith’s gonna go over to her and she’s

1560
00:59:30,319 –> 00:59:34,720
just gonna be like

1561
00:59:32,480 –> 00:59:37,200
it’s okay we did it

1562
00:59:34,720 –> 00:59:38,880
they’re down and look

1563
00:59:37,200 –> 00:59:41,119
look at your brother

1564
00:59:38,880 –> 00:59:43,040
look at him

1565
00:59:41,119 –> 00:59:47,520
he is still in his bear form playing

1566
00:59:43,040 –> 00:59:49,520
with twinkle very happily oh boy

1567
00:59:47,520 –> 00:59:50,799
i’m so proud of him

1568
00:59:49,520 –> 00:59:53,760
but tired

1569
00:59:50,799 –> 00:59:56,240
i need a minute i rest

1570
00:59:53,760 –> 00:59:58,319
also we should um we should we should uh

1571
00:59:56,240 –> 01:00:00,079
stop make sure they don’t wake up and uh

1572
00:59:58,319 –> 01:00:01,760
become has my handcuffs so i’m gonna

1573
01:00:00,079 –> 01:00:03,359
leave that to you

1574
01:00:01,760 –> 01:00:04,960
going right now

1575
01:00:03,359 –> 01:00:07,280
i need you all to roll me a history

1576
01:00:04,960 –> 01:00:10,160
check real quick oh boy

1577
01:00:07,280 –> 01:00:13,119
i love when you do that thank you

1578
01:00:10,160 –> 01:00:14,559
ah i’m useless i rolled a 10.

1579
01:00:13,119 –> 01:00:16,960
eighteen

1580
01:00:14,559 –> 01:00:16,960
three

1581
01:00:17,200 –> 01:00:21,599
quintera

1582
01:00:19,119 –> 01:00:25,520
you remember something

1583
01:00:21,599 –> 01:00:28,559
oh so critically important

1584
01:00:25,520 –> 01:00:30,400
fair curse

1585
01:00:28,559 –> 01:00:32,400
god [ __ ] damn it

1586
01:00:30,400 –> 01:00:34,960
and the gems

1587
01:00:32,400 –> 01:00:34,960
shatter

1588
01:00:35,040 –> 01:00:41,680
you see their bodies begin to morph

1589
01:00:39,599 –> 01:00:46,079
sosava grows

1590
01:00:41,680 –> 01:00:47,280
horrid matted fur and claws out of his

1591
01:00:46,079 –> 01:00:48,799
hands

1592
01:00:47,280 –> 01:00:49,599
his fangs

1593
01:00:48,799 –> 01:00:50,720
turn

1594
01:00:49,599 –> 01:00:54,480
long

1595
01:00:50,720 –> 01:00:57,359
almost like that of a rat

1596
01:00:54,480 –> 01:01:01,520
meanwhile avas

1597
01:00:57,359 –> 01:01:05,760
her mouth runs open going down the

1598
01:01:01,520 –> 01:01:08,839
entirety of her body as her form swells

1599
01:01:05,760 –> 01:01:12,720
up to monstrous

1600
01:01:08,839 –> 01:01:14,880
proportions as the two of them rise back

1601
01:01:12,720 –> 01:01:14,880
up

1602
01:01:15,440 –> 01:01:18,960
you see

1603
01:01:16,720 –> 01:01:22,640
a satchel that

1604
01:01:18,960 –> 01:01:24,880
avas had on falls

1605
01:01:22,640 –> 01:01:27,520
and from out of it you see rolls a

1606
01:01:24,880 –> 01:01:27,520
cantaloupe

1607
01:01:30,240 –> 01:01:33,520
which she then

1608
01:01:31,920 –> 01:01:37,760
or rather

1609
01:01:33,520 –> 01:01:40,799
that this creature she has become

1610
01:01:37,760 –> 01:01:40,799
beneath her feet

1611
01:01:40,960 –> 01:01:45,760
as we are not

1612
01:01:42,720 –> 01:01:48,160
done yet

1613
01:01:45,760 –> 01:01:50,160
when tara it’s your turn

1614
01:01:48,160 –> 01:01:52,160
holy [ __ ] i’m sorry do you think that

1615
01:01:50,160 –> 01:01:53,359
was all i had to throw at you no i

1616
01:01:52,160 –> 01:01:54,720
actually was nervous because i was like

1617
01:01:53,359 –> 01:01:55,839
wait they’re cursed and like i was

1618
01:01:54,720 –> 01:01:58,319
thinking that and then i was like oh

1619
01:01:55,839 –> 01:01:59,290
maybe they won’t do it this time oh [ __ ]

1620
01:01:58,319 –> 01:02:02,079
no that’s too easy

1621
01:01:59,290 –> 01:02:04,559
[Laughter]

1622
01:02:02,079 –> 01:02:07,440
oh my god okay

1623
01:02:04,559 –> 01:02:10,000
[ __ ] well jordan here’s my question for

1624
01:02:07,440 –> 01:02:13,039
you that’s mildly important that was

1625
01:02:10,000 –> 01:02:14,400
part of my plan from before in our game

1626
01:02:13,039 –> 01:02:16,400
how many feet can i get something to

1627
01:02:14,400 –> 01:02:17,760
fall in one round

1628
01:02:16,400 –> 01:02:20,000
what

1629
01:02:17,760 –> 01:02:22,079
if i drop something and i want it to

1630
01:02:20,000 –> 01:02:23,599
fall in the same turn how high can i

1631
01:02:22,079 –> 01:02:25,359
drop it from because there’s different

1632
01:02:23,599 –> 01:02:27,440
things in different places some places

1633
01:02:25,359 –> 01:02:28,799
go off of featherfall at 60. some places

1634
01:02:27,440 –> 01:02:30,960
say technically there’s a source in the

1635
01:02:28,799 –> 01:02:32,240
player’s handbook that says 500.

1636
01:02:30,960 –> 01:02:33,359
i just want to know what we’re doing in

1637
01:02:32,240 –> 01:02:37,200
our game

1638
01:02:33,359 –> 01:02:40,559
oh oh what’s fall speed um

1639
01:02:37,200 –> 01:02:42,000
we’ll just say 60. i don’t know

1640
01:02:40,559 –> 01:02:44,559
okay

1641
01:02:42,000 –> 01:02:46,000
and then how are we doing fall damage

1642
01:02:44,559 –> 01:02:48,799
like for something that’s getting hit by

1643
01:02:46,000 –> 01:02:52,240
something oh my god

1644
01:02:48,799 –> 01:02:54,480
okay when when you say that do you mean

1645
01:02:52,240 –> 01:02:55,440
like something that is falling is

1646
01:02:54,480 –> 01:02:57,039
hitting

1647
01:02:55,440 –> 01:02:58,400
them yes

1648
01:02:57,039 –> 01:03:01,039
okay

1649
01:02:58,400 –> 01:03:04,880
it would depend on the item

1650
01:03:01,039 –> 01:03:04,880
it’s more of a heavy animal

1651
01:03:05,359 –> 01:03:11,200
i are you gonna drop a whale i don’t

1652
01:03:08,000 –> 01:03:11,200
much care for this question

1653
01:03:11,280 –> 01:03:14,799
i am i am asking if i drop my

1654
01:03:13,280 –> 01:03:17,359
concentration on my snakes which no

1655
01:03:14,799 –> 01:03:19,039
longer are helpful because all the [ __ ]

1656
01:03:17,359 –> 01:03:21,839
going on for them is done

1657
01:03:19,039 –> 01:03:24,000
and i re-do conjure animals at some

1658
01:03:21,839 –> 01:03:25,920
distance in the air and something’s

1659
01:03:24,000 –> 01:03:28,559
gonna fall on them

1660
01:03:25,920 –> 01:03:32,559
i’m figuring i’d like to figure that out

1661
01:03:28,559 –> 01:03:35,119
this is why i love hate playing with you

1662
01:03:32,559 –> 01:03:38,640
she’s literally terrifying

1663
01:03:35,119 –> 01:03:41,200
what i will say on this one

1664
01:03:38,640 –> 01:03:43,039
all sources are pretty heavy

1665
01:03:41,200 –> 01:03:45,599
oh god why’d you have to say that right

1666
01:03:43,039 –> 01:03:49,520
now sources oh my god

1667
01:03:45,599 –> 01:03:51,599
dude giant constrictor snake to be funny

1668
01:03:49,520 –> 01:03:53,119
what is that what is that actual falling

1669
01:03:51,599 –> 01:03:54,640
rule it’s like

1670
01:03:53,119 –> 01:03:56,640
i do not remember it off the top of my

1671
01:03:54,640 –> 01:03:58,160
head i don’t normally factor in falling

1672
01:03:56,640 –> 01:04:00,319
damage because i tried to do things on

1673
01:03:58,160 –> 01:04:01,680
flat ground

1674
01:04:00,319 –> 01:04:02,960
until me

1675
01:04:01,680 –> 01:04:04,960
yeah and it doesn’t necessarily say if

1676
01:04:02,960 –> 01:04:06,400
that applies to uh

1677
01:04:04,960 –> 01:04:08,480
things that are getting hit by something

1678
01:04:06,400 –> 01:04:10,480
it’s just the creature no it absolutely

1679
01:04:08,480 –> 01:04:11,920
does not say that that one i know which

1680
01:04:10,480 –> 01:04:13,440
is why i’m saying i need to hear what

1681
01:04:11,920 –> 01:04:16,240
you’re dropping on these [ __ ] and

1682
01:04:13,440 –> 01:04:18,160
from how high so i can make that call

1683
01:04:16,240 –> 01:04:22,079
one day6 bludgeoning for every 10 feet

1684
01:04:18,160 –> 01:04:24,480
it falls to a maximum of 10 20 d6 so

1685
01:04:22,079 –> 01:04:26,799
jesus christ c6 bludgeoning damage for

1686
01:04:24,480 –> 01:04:29,119
my creatures god

1687
01:04:26,799 –> 01:04:31,200
there’s two of them

1688
01:04:29,119 –> 01:04:33,280
so what’s the biggest challenge rating

1689
01:04:31,200 –> 01:04:35,280
two creature i can summon

1690
01:04:33,280 –> 01:04:37,920
i’d like two allosaurus to be summoned

1691
01:04:35,280 –> 01:04:39,359
60 feet in the air and fall on them

1692
01:04:37,920 –> 01:04:41,359
what size

1693
01:04:39,359 –> 01:04:43,039
is an allosaurus

1694
01:04:41,359 –> 01:04:46,160
they are large

1695
01:04:43,039 –> 01:04:46,160
large okay

1696
01:04:46,319 –> 01:04:50,079
look at things you’re dropping them on

1697
01:04:48,880 –> 01:04:51,599
well that’s an interesting detail i

1698
01:04:50,079 –> 01:04:53,200
didn’t notice until just now okay

1699
01:04:51,599 –> 01:04:55,520
interesting what’s the interesting

1700
01:04:53,200 –> 01:04:56,480
detail i’ll get to that in a second oh

1701
01:04:55,520 –> 01:04:58,079
boy

1702
01:04:56,480 –> 01:05:00,240
great

1703
01:04:58,079 –> 01:05:02,559
so

1704
01:05:00,240 –> 01:05:05,119
here is what

1705
01:05:02,559 –> 01:05:06,640
i will do for you

1706
01:05:05,119 –> 01:05:10,000
okay

1707
01:05:06,640 –> 01:05:14,160
i will say that in the case of the

1708
01:05:10,000 –> 01:05:17,839
creature that cesava turned into

1709
01:05:14,160 –> 01:05:20,400
something that is known as a

1710
01:05:17,839 –> 01:05:23,119
verminous abomination

1711
01:05:20,400 –> 01:05:25,200
this is also a large creature so i will

1712
01:05:23,119 –> 01:05:28,960
say to that end

1713
01:05:25,200 –> 01:05:30,319
it will take the 66 in full

1714
01:05:28,960 –> 01:05:32,079
okay

1715
01:05:30,319 –> 01:05:33,920
now as i’m looking at the thing that

1716
01:05:32,079 –> 01:05:36,000
havas has turned into

1717
01:05:33,920 –> 01:05:38,400
is it extra large or huge it is

1718
01:05:36,000 –> 01:05:39,280
gargantuan

1719
01:05:38,400 –> 01:05:41,440
i

1720
01:05:39,280 –> 01:05:43,200
did not realize this

1721
01:05:41,440 –> 01:05:46,960
that’s horrifying we’re just fighting a

1722
01:05:43,200 –> 01:05:50,000
titan creature uh heightened snake woman

1723
01:05:46,960 –> 01:05:52,559
a bloated gastromorph if you will

1724
01:05:50,000 –> 01:05:53,440
horrifying thank you

1725
01:05:52,559 –> 01:05:55,920
so

1726
01:05:53,440 –> 01:05:58,880
what what we gonna do for that one is i

1727
01:05:55,920 –> 01:06:00,079
will say that is uh the 66 but have

1728
01:05:58,880 –> 01:06:02,839
because i did not realize how [ __ ]

1729
01:06:00,079 –> 01:06:04,480
big these things were

1730
01:06:02,839 –> 01:06:06,400
okay

1731
01:06:04,480 –> 01:06:08,559
please be a lot of sixes

1732
01:06:06,400 –> 01:06:09,680
oh that delivered asking you shall

1733
01:06:08,559 –> 01:06:11,039
receive

1734
01:06:09,680 –> 01:06:13,200
really because i’ve been asking for way

1735
01:06:11,039 –> 01:06:15,039
better roles than i’ve been getting

1736
01:06:13,200 –> 01:06:17,200

  1. and i’m just gonna go ahead and

1737
01:06:15,039 –> 01:06:20,160
bonus action shift

1738
01:06:17,200 –> 01:06:22,240
no that’s that’s quite fair

1739
01:06:20,160 –> 01:06:23,760
is that going to be it for you

1740
01:06:22,240 –> 01:06:25,839
for now

1741
01:06:23,760 –> 01:06:28,160
cool

1742
01:06:25,839 –> 01:06:30,240
it’s their turn

1743
01:06:28,160 –> 01:06:33,839
so

1744
01:06:30,240 –> 01:06:36,720
the bloated gastromorph is going to be

1745
01:06:33,839 –> 01:06:38,960
the first one to act

1746
01:06:36,720 –> 01:06:41,520
and it is going to do a claw attack on

1747
01:06:38,960 –> 01:06:43,839
the allosaurus that fell upon it

1748
01:06:41,520 –> 01:06:45,520
does the 23 hit

1749
01:06:43,839 –> 01:06:48,400
no jordan i don’t think that ever should

1750
01:06:45,520 –> 01:06:49,599
hit anything but manages to yes that

1751
01:06:48,400 –> 01:06:52,079
hits

1752
01:06:49,599 –> 01:06:55,839
that is going to be

1753
01:06:52,079 –> 01:06:57,760
16 points of damage he’s fine

1754
01:06:55,839 –> 01:06:58,839
okay well i’m not done

1755
01:06:57,760 –> 01:07:03,520
that’s

1756
01:06:58,839 –> 01:07:05,760
fine next he is going to uh let’s see

1757
01:07:03,520 –> 01:07:07,119
target is a large or smaller creature

1758
01:07:05,760 –> 01:07:09,200
perfect

1759
01:07:07,119 –> 01:07:12,000
uh the al source is also by the way now

1760
01:07:09,200 –> 01:07:14,160
grappled as well

1761
01:07:12,000 –> 01:07:16,240
and he’s not going and uh the blood

1762
01:07:14,160 –> 01:07:18,240
grastomorph is going to take a bite

1763
01:07:16,240 –> 01:07:20,880
attack

1764
01:07:18,240 –> 01:07:22,000
does an 18 hits

1765
01:07:20,880 –> 01:07:22,880
yeah it does

1766
01:07:22,000 –> 01:07:25,839
cool

1767
01:07:22,880 –> 01:07:28,799
it takes 25 points of damage that one’s

1768
01:07:25,839 –> 01:07:30,720
just gone just poofs in its mouth

1769
01:07:28,799 –> 01:07:33,839
wow right you are because it was

1770
01:07:30,720 –> 01:07:35,359
attempting to swallow it

1771
01:07:33,839 –> 01:07:37,839
it doesn’t but

1772
01:07:35,359 –> 01:07:37,839
it’s gone

1773
01:07:38,079 –> 01:07:42,960
uh it still has one more attack and it

1774
01:07:40,319 –> 01:07:44,720
is going to try to claw at the other

1775
01:07:42,960 –> 01:07:48,720
allosaurus

1776
01:07:44,720 –> 01:07:48,720
i’m going to assume 19 hits

1777
01:07:48,960 –> 01:07:53,119
all right that is another 16 points of

1778
01:07:50,720 –> 01:07:54,079
damage and that allosaurus is grappled

1779
01:07:53,119 –> 01:07:58,480
it is

1780
01:07:54,079 –> 01:08:02,480
now the verminous abominations turn

1781
01:07:58,480 –> 01:08:05,839
and what it is going to do

1782
01:08:02,480 –> 01:08:10,599
you see this thing

1783
01:08:05,839 –> 01:08:10,599
burrow into the ground

1784
01:08:10,880 –> 01:08:15,200
and then

1785
01:08:12,720 –> 01:08:17,679
from the hole that it dug

1786
01:08:15,200 –> 01:08:22,159
you see

1787
01:08:17,679 –> 01:08:23,359
four swarms of rats immediately

1788
01:08:22,159 –> 01:08:26,640
come out

1789
01:08:23,359 –> 01:08:30,400
and they are going to swarm this

1790
01:08:26,640 –> 01:08:30,400
grappled dinosaur

1791
01:08:31,040 –> 01:08:36,839
16 to hit oh yeah that hits

1792
01:08:34,480 –> 01:08:40,480
cool that is going to

1793
01:08:36,839 –> 01:08:42,400
be 28 points of piercing damage it’s

1794
01:08:40,480 –> 01:08:44,080
gone goodbye

1795
01:08:42,400 –> 01:08:46,159
well they were fun

1796
01:08:44,080 –> 01:08:48,560
it was fun and thankfully means that we

1797
01:08:46,159 –> 01:08:49,839
didn’t get hit that round yeah that

1798
01:08:48,560 –> 01:08:51,279
round

1799
01:08:49,839 –> 01:08:53,040
it is now

1800
01:08:51,279 –> 01:08:55,920
back up to the top of the order as

1801
01:08:53,040 –> 01:08:58,640
bookworm is now cowering in fear of

1802
01:08:55,920 –> 01:09:00,319
these things book look worm you can do

1803
01:08:58,640 –> 01:09:02,400
it i believe in you

1804
01:09:00,319 –> 01:09:04,400
bookworm is not doing jack all this

1805
01:09:02,400 –> 01:09:05,440
that’s i’m just trying to be helpful

1806
01:09:04,400 –> 01:09:07,279
i know she’s not doing anything this

1807
01:09:05,440 –> 01:09:08,960
round but i’m hoping it helps later safe

1808
01:09:07,279 –> 01:09:13,120
you’re up

1809
01:09:08,960 –> 01:09:16,480
all right i’m going to

1810
01:09:13,120 –> 01:09:18,400
take a shot with my crossbow i’m going

1811
01:09:16,480 –> 01:09:21,679
to use

1812
01:09:18,400 –> 01:09:25,120
concussion and knock them prone

1813
01:09:21,679 –> 01:09:26,640
does a 18 hit

1814
01:09:25,120 –> 01:09:28,000
i am assuming you are specifically

1815
01:09:26,640 –> 01:09:28,960
aiming for the one that’s still above

1816
01:09:28,000 –> 01:09:31,440
ground

1817
01:09:28,960 –> 01:09:32,400
yes yes 18 hits

1818
01:09:31,440 –> 01:09:36,080
oh

1819
01:09:32,400 –> 01:09:38,760
right so that’s

1820
01:09:36,080 –> 01:09:40,400
22 thunder damage and

1821
01:09:38,760 –> 01:09:44,159
[Music]

1822
01:09:40,400 –> 01:09:46,480
an additional six piercing

1823
01:09:44,159 –> 01:09:49,759
okay and they are

1824
01:09:46,480 –> 01:09:51,120
uh they need to roll a con save

1825
01:09:49,759 –> 01:09:53,679
all right uh can you tell me how much

1826
01:09:51,120 –> 01:09:55,840
that total damage was

1827
01:09:53,679 –> 01:09:57,520
uh yeah so 22

1828
01:09:55,840 –> 01:09:59,360
uh 28

1829
01:09:57,520 –> 01:10:01,520
28 all right

1830
01:09:59,360 –> 01:10:03,120
jesus christ

1831
01:10:01,520 –> 01:10:04,239
sixteen

1832
01:10:03,120 –> 01:10:06,000
that

1833
01:10:04,239 –> 01:10:07,840
yeah she passes

1834
01:10:06,000 –> 01:10:09,520
so she’s not knocked prone but she still

1835
01:10:07,840 –> 01:10:11,040
takes the thunder damage

1836
01:10:09,520 –> 01:10:12,480
i just want you to know i rolled an

1837
01:10:11,040 –> 01:10:14,640
eight

1838
01:10:12,480 –> 01:10:17,440
this thing has amazing con

1839
01:10:14,640 –> 01:10:18,800
jesus anything else for you nope that’s

1840
01:10:17,440 –> 01:10:22,640
it

1841
01:10:18,800 –> 01:10:24,800
all right um oh actually i’m um

1842
01:10:22,640 –> 01:10:26,080
because i can take a bonus action right

1843
01:10:24,800 –> 01:10:29,199
yes

1844
01:10:26,080 –> 01:10:32,560
all right so i’m gonna do another one

1845
01:10:29,199 –> 01:10:34,480
but this time i’m going to strike her

1846
01:10:32,560 –> 01:10:35,840
with entanglement

1847
01:10:34,480 –> 01:10:39,440
okay

1848
01:10:35,840 –> 01:10:40,719
all right that is a 17

1849
01:10:39,440 –> 01:10:44,080
that

1850
01:10:40,719 –> 01:10:46,800
matches so you just hit okay and she

1851
01:10:44,080 –> 01:10:48,640
needs to make a deck save

1852
01:10:46,800 –> 01:10:50,719
keep rolling in them big numbies that’s

1853
01:10:48,640 –> 01:10:53,600
a two

1854
01:10:50,719 –> 01:10:56,320
hot she’s entangled um also she takes an

1855
01:10:53,600 –> 01:11:00,159
additional eight points of damage

1856
01:10:56,320 –> 01:11:01,040
all right and that’s it i’m done

1857
01:11:00,159 –> 01:11:04,000
okay

1858
01:11:01,040 –> 01:11:06,239
uh the poisonous snakes from before now

1859
01:11:04,000 –> 01:11:08,719
that their masters have become horrid

1860
01:11:06,239 –> 01:11:10,880
monsters they similar to the knolls that

1861
01:11:08,719 –> 01:11:12,960
emor led after he transformed they

1862
01:11:10,880 –> 01:11:15,199
disperse as they no longer recognize

1863
01:11:12,960 –> 01:11:16,480
this creature so the layer actions are

1864
01:11:15,199 –> 01:11:17,760
moot

1865
01:11:16,480 –> 01:11:19,760
arlo

1866
01:11:17,760 –> 01:11:21,760
you are up

1867
01:11:19,760 –> 01:11:23,520
cool

1868
01:11:21,760 –> 01:11:27,440
so um i’m gonna assume that i’m just

1869
01:11:23,520 –> 01:11:29,520
generally kind of nearby cantaloupe yeah

1870
01:11:27,440 –> 01:11:31,520
i mean as as nearby as you

1871
01:11:29,520 –> 01:11:33,199
would probably feel like being to the

1872
01:11:31,520 –> 01:11:36,000
like i don’t imagine you went up and did

1873
01:11:33,199 –> 01:11:38,640
a whole lot of melee to her so you can

1874
01:11:36,000 –> 01:11:40,719
reach this creature if you desire

1875
01:11:38,640 –> 01:11:42,480
you know go big or go home

1876
01:11:40,719 –> 01:11:44,000
i’m going to reach this creature as i do

1877
01:11:42,480 –> 01:11:45,760
desire

1878
01:11:44,000 –> 01:11:47,280
all right

1879
01:11:45,760 –> 01:11:51,280
uh and now i’m going to make a melee

1880
01:11:47,280 –> 01:11:53,040
spell attack for uh inflict wounds at uh

1881
01:11:51,280 –> 01:11:55,199
you know what [ __ ] it inflict wounds at

1882
01:11:53,040 –> 01:11:57,920
a [ __ ] fifth level

1883
01:11:55,199 –> 01:11:59,920
hot diggity damn

1884
01:11:57,920 –> 01:12:01,280
do it my dude

1885
01:11:59,920 –> 01:12:02,640
that’s gonna be

1886
01:12:01,280 –> 01:12:04,560
a

1887
01:12:02,640 –> 01:12:05,840
21 to it

1888
01:12:04,560 –> 01:12:07,280
that hits

1889
01:12:05,840 –> 01:12:08,560
lay the pain

1890
01:12:07,280 –> 01:12:12,000
i guess that’s gonna be

1891
01:12:08,560 –> 01:12:15,280
70 10 of necrotic damage

1892
01:12:12,000 –> 01:12:19,760
that’s gonna be 51 necrotic damage

1893
01:12:15,280 –> 01:12:21,040
oh my god that is a lot and that is a

1894
01:12:19,760 –> 01:12:23,199
matern

1895
01:12:21,040 –> 01:12:24,400
oh wait also my precious boy will

1896
01:12:23,199 –> 01:12:26,960
breathe

1897
01:12:24,400 –> 01:12:30,880
its breath at it

1898
01:12:26,960 –> 01:12:32,880
that’s a recharge so roll me a d6

1899
01:12:30,880 –> 01:12:34,640
i got a six

1900
01:12:32,880 –> 01:12:37,360
okay yeah he can do it

1901
01:12:34,640 –> 01:12:39,120
nice you do it all right we’ll see if

1902
01:12:37,360 –> 01:12:42,239
this thing

1903
01:12:39,120 –> 01:12:44,000
fudges its amazing con

1904
01:12:42,239 –> 01:12:47,040
well i’ll be damned

1905
01:12:44,000 –> 01:12:49,760
oh my god really yay

1906
01:12:47,040 –> 01:12:51,280
let’s see roll the freshest baby

1907
01:12:49,760 –> 01:12:53,920
they rolled a four but it gets plus

1908
01:12:51,280 –> 01:12:55,840
eight to con save so that’s 12 the dc

1909
01:12:53,920 –> 01:13:00,159
was

1910
01:12:55,840 –> 01:13:00,159
12 so no it’s going to take it

1911
01:13:01,280 –> 01:13:06,640
he’s the chosen one so that’s nine

1912
01:13:04,239 –> 01:13:08,719
points of necrotic damage

1913
01:13:06,640 –> 01:13:10,800
is that going to be it for you

1914
01:13:08,719 –> 01:13:12,800
can i do a free object interaction to

1915
01:13:10,800 –> 01:13:16,159
take a little bit of the cantaloupe

1916
01:13:12,800 –> 01:13:17,679
and chuck it at her

1917
01:13:16,159 –> 01:13:20,159
the cantaloupe that i canotically said

1918
01:13:17,679 –> 01:13:21,840
was stepped on so is currently mixed

1919
01:13:20,159 –> 01:13:24,560
with whatever horrid secretions this

1920
01:13:21,840 –> 01:13:28,000
thing has plus the rotted dirt beneath

1921
01:13:24,560 –> 01:13:28,000
it sure go nuts

1922
01:13:28,400 –> 01:13:33,199
i just wanted to do something i’ve been

1923
01:13:30,640 –> 01:13:36,800
largely useless during this fight

1924
01:13:33,199 –> 01:13:38,640
you just did over 50 points of damage

1925
01:13:36,800 –> 01:13:42,560
yeah this time

1926
01:13:38,640 –> 01:13:42,560
i spent the whole other fight just like

1927
01:13:42,960 –> 01:13:45,920
it’s two very different versions of this

1928
01:13:44,560 –> 01:13:46,960
fight alright we’ll talk about it later

1929
01:13:45,920 –> 01:13:49,760
but

1930
01:13:46,960 –> 01:13:52,480
all right i won’t i won’t throw kayla at

1931
01:13:49,760 –> 01:13:54,239
her but i will antagonize her by going

1932
01:13:52,480 –> 01:13:55,600
um hi

1933
01:13:54,239 –> 01:13:56,960
hey

1934
01:13:55,600 –> 01:13:59,040
i know

1935
01:13:56,960 –> 01:14:01,199
deep down inside

1936
01:13:59,040 –> 01:14:02,800
that you can still hear me that you’re

1937
01:14:01,199 –> 01:14:05,600
still you in there

1938
01:14:02,800 –> 01:14:08,400
and i just want you to know

1939
01:14:05,600 –> 01:14:08,400
you’re a [ __ ]

1940
01:14:13,440 –> 01:14:18,560
okay that’s the end of my turn

1941
01:14:15,440 –> 01:14:20,640
yeah it does not speak common so

1942
01:14:18,560 –> 01:14:21,840
i hate to tell ya that was mostly for

1943
01:14:20,640 –> 01:14:24,159
you

1944
01:14:21,840 –> 01:14:26,239
i i still feel better

1945
01:14:24,159 –> 01:14:27,360
all right tara you’re up

1946
01:14:26,239 –> 01:14:28,400
excellent

1947
01:14:27,360 –> 01:14:29,840
so i’m gonna

1948
01:14:28,400 –> 01:14:31,840
chuck my sphere

1949
01:14:29,840 –> 01:14:34,000
zal’s gonna come out i would like to get

1950
01:14:31,840 –> 01:14:35,440
on zal’s back you may

1951
01:14:34,000 –> 01:14:37,280
i would also

1952
01:14:35,440 –> 01:14:38,800
like to use bonus action

1953
01:14:37,280 –> 01:14:40,000
and chaos

1954
01:14:38,800 –> 01:14:41,199
shepard

1955
01:14:40,000 –> 01:14:43,600
creation

1956
01:14:41,199 –> 01:14:44,480
you enter your shepherd form

1957
01:14:43,600 –> 01:14:45,920
yes

1958
01:14:44,480 –> 01:14:49,280
and

1959
01:14:45,920 –> 01:14:51,199
as such my spirit totem has come out and

1960
01:14:49,280 –> 01:14:53,840
it is going to be

1961
01:14:51,199 –> 01:14:56,000
the eagle spirit which is going to merge

1962
01:14:53,840 –> 01:14:57,760
with the mantle of the periton and so i

1963
01:14:56,000 –> 01:14:59,679
add half of my druid level to all my

1964
01:14:57,760 –> 01:15:02,000
ranged attack rolls and decks based

1965
01:14:59,679 –> 01:15:03,760
skill checks and saving throws

1966
01:15:02,000 –> 01:15:06,239
as you do this

1967
01:15:03,760 –> 01:15:09,040
the rest of you notice that

1968
01:15:06,239 –> 01:15:10,560
her shepherd of the woodlands begins to

1969
01:15:09,040 –> 01:15:14,239
change

1970
01:15:10,560 –> 01:15:15,840
and it now takes the form of a longbow

1971
01:15:14,239 –> 01:15:17,760
that’s so cool

1972
01:15:15,840 –> 01:15:20,159
yeah so i’m gonna be like hey’s out well

1973
01:15:17,760 –> 01:15:22,080
we need to get up and away please uh you

1974
01:15:20,159 –> 01:15:23,920
can hit them on the way down before we

1975
01:15:22,080 –> 01:15:25,600
go all the way up but we need to do that

1976
01:15:23,920 –> 01:15:27,440
please thank you

1977
01:15:25,600 –> 01:15:29,679
what’s up thoughts

1978
01:15:27,440 –> 01:15:32,239
does an 18 hit avas

1979
01:15:29,679 –> 01:15:34,719
yes 18 hits a bosses sweet

1980
01:15:32,239 –> 01:15:36,800
22 magical piercing

1981
01:15:34,719 –> 01:15:39,120
all right

1982
01:15:36,800 –> 01:15:40,880
and then i’d like to go the [ __ ] up

1983
01:15:39,120 –> 01:15:43,120
i guess about 50 feet

1984
01:15:40,880 –> 01:15:44,400
up the [ __ ] you go

1985
01:15:43,120 –> 01:15:45,760
when tara is not going to call out to

1986
01:15:44,400 –> 01:15:47,440
her brother although that is her first

1987
01:15:45,760 –> 01:15:50,239
thought she’s going to call out to sibo

1988
01:15:47,440 –> 01:15:52,239
she’s going to be like hey hit her hit

1989
01:15:50,239 –> 01:15:54,159
her so that she stops being around

1990
01:15:52,239 –> 01:15:56,480
that’s the only way to get this to stop

1991
01:15:54,159 –> 01:15:57,360
yeah okay got it

1992
01:15:56,480 –> 01:15:59,600
uh

1993
01:15:57,360 –> 01:16:00,640
sweet sweet sibo you were doing so good

1994
01:15:59,600 –> 01:16:01,760
for a bit

1995
01:16:00,640 –> 01:16:03,120
sibo

1996
01:16:01,760 –> 01:16:04,719
i’m gonna stop using sibo because

1997
01:16:03,120 –> 01:16:06,719
apparently whenever i call on him he

1998
01:16:04,719 –> 01:16:08,400
just doesn’t hit i mean there’s al there

1999
01:16:06,719 –> 01:16:11,280
was also twinkle you could have called

2000
01:16:08,400 –> 01:16:13,040
on you know the fire bear

2001
01:16:11,280 –> 01:16:15,760
when tara doesn’t

2002
01:16:13,040 –> 01:16:17,199
when tara is scared of the fire beer and

2003
01:16:15,760 –> 01:16:18,960
so she doesn’t want to that’s why she

2004
01:16:17,199 –> 01:16:21,360
was like she needs a minute

2005
01:16:18,960 –> 01:16:23,360
fair all right so is that gonna do it

2006
01:16:21,360 –> 01:16:24,560
for you yeah that’s all i can do

2007
01:16:23,360 –> 01:16:29,360
okay

2008
01:16:24,560 –> 01:16:32,159
so the twins are now up

2009
01:16:29,360 –> 01:16:34,000
so i i couldn’t help but notice

2010
01:16:32,159 –> 01:16:36,480
that uh restraint does not prevent

2011
01:16:34,000 –> 01:16:36,480
attacking

2012
01:16:36,880 –> 01:16:40,000
hi arlo

2013
01:16:38,760 –> 01:16:41,840
[Music]

2014
01:16:40,000 –> 01:16:43,120
hello hello person who decided to go up

2015
01:16:41,840 –> 01:16:44,719
in melee

2016
01:16:43,120 –> 01:16:46,080
what’s good

2017
01:16:44,719 –> 01:16:48,400
claw attack

2018
01:16:46,080 –> 01:16:49,679
does 18 hit

2019
01:16:48,400 –> 01:16:51,520
no

2020
01:16:49,679 –> 01:16:53,840
okay

2021
01:16:51,520 –> 01:16:56,239
second attack

2022
01:16:53,840 –> 01:16:57,920
second attack misses

2023
01:16:56,239 –> 01:16:59,920
final attack

2024
01:16:57,920 –> 01:17:01,840
final attack by default misses because i

2025
01:16:59,920 –> 01:17:04,560
cannot do any better than that with this

2026
01:17:01,840 –> 01:17:04,560
advantage though

2027
01:17:07,760 –> 01:17:11,360
nice

2028
01:17:08,640 –> 01:17:14,000
there are however still rats so let’s

2029
01:17:11,360 –> 01:17:17,360
see um

2030
01:17:14,000 –> 01:17:19,360
i will say

2031
01:17:17,360 –> 01:17:21,840
oh hey i just realized we have fat snake

2032
01:17:19,360 –> 01:17:27,360
and rat snake oh yeah

2033
01:17:21,840 –> 01:17:30,400
i’ll have the rats go after

2034
01:17:27,360 –> 01:17:32,560
safe because saith managed to restrain

2035
01:17:30,400 –> 01:17:33,840
and so rat boy thinks that’s a bigger

2036
01:17:32,560 –> 01:17:36,880
threat

2037
01:17:33,840 –> 01:17:37,840
ah rolls there you are that’s a nine

2038
01:17:36,880 –> 01:17:41,520
nope

2039
01:17:37,840 –> 01:17:42,640
i will say that while the rats do miss

2040
01:17:41,520 –> 01:17:44,560
save

2041
01:17:42,640 –> 01:17:46,239
the

2042
01:17:44,560 –> 01:17:49,520
ground beneath you starts to rumble as

2043
01:17:46,239 –> 01:17:52,000
this thing pops up behind you

2044
01:17:49,520 –> 01:17:53,840
and is going to attempt to make

2045
01:17:52,000 –> 01:17:55,280
a bite attack

2046
01:17:53,840 –> 01:17:57,040
okay

2047
01:17:55,280 –> 01:17:59,360
oh there we go there’s those numbies i

2048
01:17:57,040 –> 01:18:03,040
love to see

2049
01:17:59,360 –> 01:18:03,040
does 23 hit

2050
01:18:04,159 –> 01:18:10,159
yes

2051
01:18:05,280 –> 01:18:10,159
13 points of piercing damage please

2052
01:18:10,560 –> 01:18:16,320
half that yeah half it

2053
01:18:13,920 –> 01:18:18,800
so that’s six

2054
01:18:16,320 –> 01:18:20,320
and then i need a constitution saving

2055
01:18:18,800 –> 01:18:21,840
throw please

2056
01:18:20,320 –> 01:18:23,600
19.

2057
01:18:21,840 –> 01:18:24,880
you pass

2058
01:18:23,600 –> 01:18:27,440
oh yeah

2059
01:18:24,880 –> 01:18:29,040
and now i’m gonna use hollis rebuke

2060
01:18:27,440 –> 01:18:30,400
yep all right

2061
01:18:29,040 –> 01:18:32,400
that is not as dexterous as i thought it

2062
01:18:30,400 –> 01:18:34,000
would be that sounds kind of surprising

2063
01:18:32,400 –> 01:18:36,159
well that’s gonna be a 12 so i’m going

2064
01:18:34,000 –> 01:18:37,520
to assume it does not pass

2065
01:18:36,159 –> 01:18:40,800
it does not

2066
01:18:37,520 –> 01:18:42,640
14 points of uh fire damage

2067
01:18:40,800 –> 01:18:44,960
okay

2068
01:18:42,640 –> 01:18:47,679
it is now going to make a claw attack

2069
01:18:44,960 –> 01:18:50,400
that’s going to be another 23 to hit

2070
01:18:47,679 –> 01:18:52,400
10 points of slashing damage half to 5.

2071
01:18:50,400 –> 01:18:53,280
i’m still doing okay

2072
01:18:52,400 –> 01:18:55,040
cool

2073
01:18:53,280 –> 01:18:56,400
it’s also going to then uh re-burrow

2074
01:18:55,040 –> 01:18:59,120
back underground

2075
01:18:56,400 –> 01:19:00,480
of course it is yeah of course it is

2076
01:18:59,120 –> 01:19:01,520
i have very specific strategies with

2077
01:19:00,480 –> 01:19:02,960
these things

2078
01:19:01,520 –> 01:19:04,320
say if it’s your turn

2079
01:19:02,960 –> 01:19:07,199
i’m

2080
01:19:04,320 –> 01:19:08,800
gonna take an action to throw out my

2081
01:19:07,199 –> 01:19:10,159
black pudding

2082
01:19:08,800 –> 01:19:12,640
all right

2083
01:19:10,159 –> 01:19:15,840
so he’s just gonna

2084
01:19:12,640 –> 01:19:15,840
take a moment to form

2085
01:19:17,520 –> 01:19:22,600
see even he’s a better pet than you are

2086
01:19:34,880 –> 01:19:39,040
there you go okay so you just say king

2087
01:19:36,880 –> 01:19:40,960
of the nine hills that’s all we need

2088
01:19:39,040 –> 01:19:45,040
i’m gonna use

2089
01:19:40,960 –> 01:19:46,719
my ring of the ram on avassus

2090
01:19:45,040 –> 01:19:47,679
23

2091
01:19:46,719 –> 01:19:49,760
yep

2092
01:19:47,679 –> 01:19:51,520
and i’m gonna use my bonus action to use

2093
01:19:49,760 –> 01:19:55,360
a second charge

2094
01:19:51,520 –> 01:19:57,679
so that’s 14 on the first hit

2095
01:19:55,360 –> 01:19:59,120
less impressive 21.

2096
01:19:57,679 –> 01:20:01,600
still hits

2097
01:19:59,120 –> 01:20:04,719
it’s over 20 [ __ ] off

2098
01:20:01,600 –> 01:20:06,880
and that is an additional

2099
01:20:04,719 –> 01:20:08,880
18 points of damage

2100
01:20:06,880 –> 01:20:09,760
this thing is definitely starting to

2101
01:20:08,880 –> 01:20:13,040
like

2102
01:20:09,760 –> 01:20:14,800
cough up blood as well as the phlegm

2103
01:20:13,040 –> 01:20:18,320
from within it

2104
01:20:14,800 –> 01:20:20,239
it is a horrid disgusting mess

2105
01:20:18,320 –> 01:20:21,600
is that going to be it for you that’s

2106
01:20:20,239 –> 01:20:23,199
all i can do

2107
01:20:21,600 –> 01:20:25,440
arlo

2108
01:20:23,199 –> 01:20:27,280
so i’m going to cast a spell that you

2109
01:20:25,440 –> 01:20:29,120
know i know i haven’t cast before so

2110
01:20:27,280 –> 01:20:31,120
i’ve been been waiting to

2111
01:20:29,120 –> 01:20:32,800
to bust out this bit that we have like

2112
01:20:31,120 –> 01:20:34,080
three possibilities you could be saying

2113
01:20:32,800 –> 01:20:37,920
right now

2114
01:20:34,080 –> 01:20:40,480
so i’m gonna cast spirit guardians

2115
01:20:37,920 –> 01:20:41,840
so again this brilliant bit that i know

2116
01:20:40,480 –> 01:20:44,000
you’ve never heard

2117
01:20:41,840 –> 01:20:47,280
have definitely heard they all take on

2118
01:20:44,000 –> 01:20:49,679
the visage of dragonborn music star

2119
01:20:47,280 –> 01:20:51,520
ronnie flash playing his hit song that i

2120
01:20:49,679 –> 01:20:53,040
know you know you guys are just chomping

2121
01:20:51,520 –> 01:20:55,040
at the bit to hear what i’ve decided

2122
01:20:53,040 –> 01:20:56,960
this this song would be called

2123
01:20:55,040 –> 01:20:58,840
again

2124
01:20:56,960 –> 01:21:01,600
spectral uh

2125
01:20:58,840 –> 01:21:03,920
horsemen within the clouds

2126
01:21:01,600 –> 01:21:06,560
it got a nat 20 on its save

2127
01:21:03,920 –> 01:21:08,400
oh so anything that failed took 16

2128
01:21:06,560 –> 01:21:10,800
damage and anything that

2129
01:21:08,400 –> 01:21:12,159
uh passed took eight damage

2130
01:21:10,800 –> 01:21:15,760
okay

2131
01:21:12,159 –> 01:21:17,840
i’ll burn my reaction to call out

2132
01:21:15,760 –> 01:21:19,679
to

2133
01:21:17,840 –> 01:21:21,600
the fire bear

2134
01:21:19,679 –> 01:21:23,840
and arlo is gonna look over at the fire

2135
01:21:21,600 –> 01:21:25,360
bear and say

2136
01:21:23,840 –> 01:21:26,800
um

2137
01:21:25,360 –> 01:21:28,800
honestly now that i look at the fact

2138
01:21:26,800 –> 01:21:30,000
that you are a literal bear made of fire

2139
01:21:28,800 –> 01:21:31,760
i probably probably should have been the

2140
01:21:30,000 –> 01:21:33,679
very first thing that i called out to to

2141
01:21:31,760 –> 01:21:35,840
help out you uh

2142
01:21:33,679 –> 01:21:38,400
want to jump in here and like you know

2143
01:21:35,840 –> 01:21:40,639
uh you’ll start [ __ ] these guys up

2144
01:21:38,400 –> 01:21:45,120
twinkle looks to oliver and oliver says

2145
01:21:40,639 –> 01:21:48,480
get him and he is going to charge in

2146
01:21:45,120 –> 01:21:50,880
would you like him to uh use his flame

2147
01:21:48,480 –> 01:21:54,400
seed ability or his bite attack

2148
01:21:50,880 –> 01:21:57,679
flame flame one fire sounds good

2149
01:21:54,400 –> 01:21:59,840
kill it with fire uh okay

2150
01:21:57,679 –> 01:22:01,679
he’s going to roll his attack

2151
01:21:59,840 –> 01:22:03,120
that is

2152
01:22:01,679 –> 01:22:06,239
going to miss

2153
01:22:03,120 –> 01:22:07,520
i would also like paulie darting to um

2154
01:22:06,239 –> 01:22:09,600
make an attack i’m going to roll to see

2155
01:22:07,520 –> 01:22:12,800
if he gets his brand weapon back

2156
01:22:09,600 –> 01:22:15,440
that is a two would they get it back no

2157
01:22:12,800 –> 01:22:16,800
how about that yes what if i read sixes

2158
01:22:15,440 –> 01:22:18,510
what if i

2159
01:22:16,800 –> 01:22:21,840
what if i really wasn’t

2160
01:22:18,510 –> 01:22:23,040
[Laughter]

2161
01:22:21,840 –> 01:22:24,639
that then

2162
01:22:23,040 –> 01:22:26,080
i’m afraid you’re just setting yourself

2163
01:22:24,639 –> 01:22:28,320
up for gregor disappointment you can

2164
01:22:26,080 –> 01:22:30,000
still do his weakening bite

2165
01:22:28,320 –> 01:22:31,920
all right i’ll

2166
01:22:30,000 –> 01:22:33,440
do his weakening bite

2167
01:22:31,920 –> 01:22:35,199
all right uh go ahead and roll that it’s

2168
01:22:33,440 –> 01:22:36,880
a plus one to hit

2169
01:22:35,199 –> 01:22:39,600
so

2170
01:22:36,880 –> 01:22:41,199
that’s a seven but

2171
01:22:39,600 –> 01:22:43,120
but

2172
01:22:41,199 –> 01:22:44,560
because i’m petty

2173
01:22:43,120 –> 01:22:46,320
uh-huh

2174
01:22:44,560 –> 01:22:47,600
i’m gonna burn one of my channel

2175
01:22:46,320 –> 01:22:49,440
divinities

2176
01:22:47,600 –> 01:22:51,280
wow all right

2177
01:22:49,440 –> 01:22:53,280
or god’s blessing when a creature within

2178
01:22:51,280 –> 01:22:54,719
30 feet of you makes an attack roll you

2179
01:22:53,280 –> 01:22:57,920
can use your reaction to grant the

2180
01:22:54,719 –> 01:23:00,800
creature a plus 10 bonus to the role

2181
01:22:57,920 –> 01:23:05,880
do that you already used your reaction

2182
01:23:00,800 –> 01:23:05,880
this isn’t a reaction you said reaction

2183
01:23:06,080 –> 01:23:09,440
ah [ __ ]

2184
01:23:07,760 –> 01:23:12,639
i was listening

2185
01:23:09,440 –> 01:23:14,239
i wasn’t i’m not smart

2186
01:23:12,639 –> 01:23:16,880
we know you failed your intelligence

2187
01:23:14,239 –> 01:23:16,880
save earlier

2188
01:23:17,199 –> 01:23:20,400
i think the

2189
01:23:18,400 –> 01:23:21,920
the me softly whispering i can’t

2190
01:23:20,400 –> 01:23:22,800
remember

2191
01:23:21,920 –> 01:23:26,160
not

2192
01:23:22,800 –> 01:23:29,199
this encompasses my entire personality

2193
01:23:26,160 –> 01:23:31,679
[Laughter]

2194
01:23:29,199 –> 01:23:35,120
okay never mind i don’t use my child

2195
01:23:31,679 –> 01:23:35,120
divinity and he this

2196
01:23:35,600 –> 01:23:39,280
that would have been really cool though

2197
01:23:36,800 –> 01:23:42,239
[Laughter]

2198
01:23:39,280 –> 01:23:42,239
did you feel any better

2199
01:23:43,360 –> 01:23:46,800
oh god when tara you’re up

2200
01:23:45,760 –> 01:23:48,000
all right so there’s gonna be a little

2201
01:23:46,800 –> 01:23:49,600
bit of uh

2202
01:23:48,000 –> 01:23:51,679
chaos to the order of the way that this

2203
01:23:49,600 –> 01:23:55,120
needs to happen oh good because this has

2204
01:23:51,679 –> 01:23:57,360
been so orderly so far

2205
01:23:55,120 –> 01:23:59,040
so when tara like pats zell on the neck

2206
01:23:57,360 –> 01:24:00,880
and she’s just like hazel i need you to

2207
01:23:59,040 –> 01:24:04,800
hold study for a second and she’s gonna

2208
01:24:00,880 –> 01:24:07,600
like take aim with her longbow staff

2209
01:24:04,800 –> 01:24:09,760
but she’s not firing like a regular bow

2210
01:24:07,600 –> 01:24:11,840
out of it she’s actually going to be ice

2211
01:24:09,760 –> 01:24:14,000
knifing from it i’m just doing this as

2212
01:24:11,840 –> 01:24:15,199
like flavor that’s sick as [ __ ] and i

2213
01:24:14,000 –> 01:24:16,719
love that

2214
01:24:15,199 –> 01:24:18,239
yeah same

2215
01:24:16,719 –> 01:24:20,320
so she like takes the tip of the like

2216
01:24:18,239 –> 01:24:22,880
the ice knife arrow like rubs it against

2217
01:24:20,320 –> 01:24:24,159
her forehead for her her usual ice knife

2218
01:24:22,880 –> 01:24:25,920
sweat water

2219
01:24:24,159 –> 01:24:26,960
takes aim at avas

2220
01:24:25,920 –> 01:24:30,719
and

2221
01:24:26,960 –> 01:24:32,320
i add my druid level to that attack roll

2222
01:24:30,719 –> 01:24:33,840
or half my druid level to that attack

2223
01:24:32,320 –> 01:24:35,520
roll yes you do

2224
01:24:33,840 –> 01:24:38,080
because i just said ranged attacks not

2225
01:24:35,520 –> 01:24:41,679
ranged weapon no you didn’t so that’s

2226
01:24:38,080 –> 01:24:43,440
going to be nc 30 20 plus 7 27 hits

2227
01:24:41,679 –> 01:24:44,800
sweet

2228
01:24:43,440 –> 01:24:45,920
and i didn’t say this earlier but i

2229
01:24:44,800 –> 01:24:47,920
meant to say that i’m casting it at

2230
01:24:45,920 –> 01:24:49,199
second level

2231
01:24:47,920 –> 01:24:52,400
so

2232
01:24:49,199 –> 01:24:55,679
d10 of piercing damage

2233
01:24:52,400 –> 01:24:56,800
that’s a six on the piercing and then i

2234
01:24:55,679 –> 01:24:58,719
don’t think anything could be within

2235
01:24:56,800 –> 01:25:01,440
five feet of her because she’s

2236
01:24:58,719 –> 01:25:03,440
gargantuan i think you said

2237
01:25:01,440 –> 01:25:05,440
this this is factually true i could

2238
01:25:03,440 –> 01:25:06,719
argue arlo but i’ve put him through the

2239
01:25:05,440 –> 01:25:08,159
ringer enough

2240
01:25:06,719 –> 01:25:10,719
so i need her to make a duck saving

2241
01:25:08,159 –> 01:25:13,040
throw all right and she is restrained so

2242
01:25:10,719 –> 01:25:15,360
that’s what disadvantage gonna assume an

2243
01:25:13,040 –> 01:25:18,560
eight does not pass it does not so she’s

2244
01:25:15,360 –> 01:25:21,520
gonna take full 3d6 cold damage

2245
01:25:18,560 –> 01:25:21,520
jesus christ

2246
01:25:22,800 –> 01:25:28,480
uh twelve plus five seventeen

2247
01:25:25,760 –> 01:25:31,280
and then she’s going to bonus action

2248
01:25:28,480 –> 01:25:33,360
change her spirit totem

2249
01:25:31,280 –> 01:25:34,639
and so she’s going to switch it to

2250
01:25:33,360 –> 01:25:37,840
mama bear

2251
01:25:34,639 –> 01:25:39,520
no longer baby bear mama bear

2252
01:25:37,840 –> 01:25:40,960
down on the ground so everyone’s going

2253
01:25:39,520 –> 01:25:43,280
to get temp hp

2254
01:25:40,960 –> 01:25:46,960
who’s on the ground that’s her ally

2255
01:25:43,280 –> 01:25:51,600
how much temp hp 14 temp hp

2256
01:25:46,960 –> 01:25:54,400
the rumor come out is tara am pregnant

2257
01:25:51,600 –> 01:25:56,639
shut up her baby bear become mama bear

2258
01:25:54,400 –> 01:25:58,320
is because practice

2259
01:25:56,639 –> 01:26:00,000
no

2260
01:25:58,320 –> 01:26:01,760
no that’s the flavor that we came up

2261
01:26:00,000 –> 01:26:04,320
with

2262
01:26:01,760 –> 01:26:06,960
you see that her her longbow shepard

2263
01:26:04,320 –> 01:26:08,880
staff again switches so it’s no longer a

2264
01:26:06,960 –> 01:26:10,880
long bow but now it’s switched into a

2265
01:26:08,880 –> 01:26:13,520
great axe

2266
01:26:10,880 –> 01:26:14,800
and then she’s gonna call down and she’s

2267
01:26:13,520 –> 01:26:17,120
like sal i need you to drop me on the

2268
01:26:14,800 –> 01:26:19,040
ground before you hit that or hit that

2269
01:26:17,120 –> 01:26:22,480
thing and then drop me on the ground

2270
01:26:19,040 –> 01:26:24,239
and so zao will make his attack

2271
01:26:22,480 –> 01:26:27,040
holy [ __ ] jordan

2272
01:26:24,239 –> 01:26:29,120
you did [ __ ] not i just did

2273
01:26:27,040 –> 01:26:30,880
i can’t you do you remember what zell

2274
01:26:29,120 –> 01:26:33,920
did last time he crit because i do and

2275
01:26:30,880 –> 01:26:33,920
it was [ __ ] stupid

2276
01:26:34,000 –> 01:26:37,280
why do i only get these on like saving

2277
01:26:35,440 –> 01:26:38,400
those why can’t i like crit to hit you

2278
01:26:37,280 –> 01:26:40,560
guys

2279
01:26:38,400 –> 01:26:42,800
because [ __ ] you that’s why i i want it

2280
01:26:40,560 –> 01:26:42,800
too

2281
01:26:43,199 –> 01:26:47,120
all right so that’s an

2282
01:26:44,880 –> 01:26:48,840
automatic 20

2283
01:26:47,120 –> 01:26:51,520
dive attack damage

2284
01:26:48,840 –> 01:26:53,120
plus 20 die

2285
01:26:51,520 –> 01:26:56,560
20 die

2286
01:26:53,120 –> 01:26:58,800
44 from zell and then let me let me let

2287
01:26:56,560 –> 01:27:00,480
me stop you real quick right there oh

2288
01:26:58,800 –> 01:27:02,480
sweet yes it was i’m just like zao drop

2289
01:27:00,480 –> 01:27:03,920
me on the ground it’s okay but hit her

2290
01:27:02,480 –> 01:27:07,760
first

2291
01:27:03,920 –> 01:27:12,080
as you say hit her first zal goes into a

2292
01:27:07,760 –> 01:27:15,280
hard nose dive and then full anime style

2293
01:27:12,080 –> 01:27:17,360
like an arrow goes right through this

2294
01:27:15,280 –> 01:27:20,080
horrid creature

2295
01:27:17,360 –> 01:27:22,639
as it falls to the ground in a pile of

2296
01:27:20,080 –> 01:27:25,280
its own blood and viscera

2297
01:27:22,639 –> 01:27:26,400
and then zell drops you off thanks now

2298
01:27:25,280 –> 01:27:28,080
and she pats him on the head she’s like

2299
01:27:26,400 –> 01:27:29,360
all right go back up in the sky zelda

2300
01:27:28,080 –> 01:27:32,480
takes off

2301
01:27:29,360 –> 01:27:34,719
and then when tara is going to like land

2302
01:27:32,480 –> 01:27:37,040
and she’s next to bookworm she’s like

2303
01:27:34,719 –> 01:27:38,639
i know this is scary but i believe in

2304
01:27:37,040 –> 01:27:40,639
you

2305
01:27:38,639 –> 01:27:44,480
mind you full-on

2306
01:27:40,639 –> 01:27:46,800
like she-ra winter shepherd of the faye

2307
01:27:44,480 –> 01:27:48,480
roll persuasion with advantage

2308
01:27:46,800 –> 01:27:49,760
okay

2309
01:27:48,480 –> 01:27:52,159
26.

2310
01:27:49,760 –> 01:27:54,320
i mean

2311
01:27:52,159 –> 01:27:56,400
as you say this you see her face gets

2312
01:27:54,320 –> 01:27:58,400
flushed again

2313
01:27:56,400 –> 01:28:01,600
but then

2314
01:27:58,400 –> 01:28:04,159
she has a look of resolution as

2315
01:28:01,600 –> 01:28:07,120
she sees you radiating with this wild

2316
01:28:04,159 –> 01:28:08,639
chaotic energy saying that you believe

2317
01:28:07,120 –> 01:28:11,120
in her

2318
01:28:08,639 –> 01:28:13,679
and she remembers

2319
01:28:11,120 –> 01:28:15,280
that she asks you guys here not to do

2320
01:28:13,679 –> 01:28:16,880
the job for her

2321
01:28:15,280 –> 01:28:19,920
but to help

2322
01:28:16,880 –> 01:28:21,040
and that if she sits by and does nothing

2323
01:28:19,920 –> 01:28:23,760
then

2324
01:28:21,040 –> 01:28:26,960
she is failing herself as well

2325
01:28:23,760 –> 01:28:30,159
she will now act accordingly on her turn

2326
01:28:26,960 –> 01:28:32,000
yay our baby she’s coming back

2327
01:28:30,159 –> 01:28:33,280
when tara’s like do you remember that

2328
01:28:32,000 –> 01:28:35,199
star bomb

2329
01:28:33,280 –> 01:28:37,440
she nods

2330
01:28:35,199 –> 01:28:37,440
i

2331
01:28:37,600 –> 01:28:43,199
i can’t use it yet but you probably can

2332
01:28:41,199 –> 01:28:44,000
as you try and handle that

2333
01:28:43,199 –> 01:28:46,159
she

2334
01:28:44,000 –> 01:28:48,400
places her hand on top of yours and

2335
01:28:46,159 –> 01:28:50,560
shakes her head no

2336
01:28:48,400 –> 01:28:52,159
but not as if she doesn’t want to but

2337
01:28:50,560 –> 01:28:53,679
she has this look on her face as if she

2338
01:28:52,159 –> 01:28:54,639
has another plan

2339
01:28:53,679 –> 01:28:56,639
okay

2340
01:28:54,639 –> 01:28:57,760
and that’s all her that’s her turn

2341
01:28:56,639 –> 01:29:00,800
okay

2342
01:28:57,760 –> 01:29:04,639
that is unfortunately still going to be

2343
01:29:00,800 –> 01:29:04,639
sasava’s turn first

2344
01:29:05,040 –> 01:29:08,239
and

2345
01:29:06,159 –> 01:29:10,480
these rats

2346
01:29:08,239 –> 01:29:12,239
are going to make a b-line for you

2347
01:29:10,480 –> 01:29:16,480
wintera

2348
01:29:12,239 –> 01:29:18,320
do any of them like uh pass by me sure

2349
01:29:16,480 –> 01:29:19,600
would they need to make the the saving

2350
01:29:18,320 –> 01:29:21,600
throw

2351
01:29:19,600 –> 01:29:23,440
for like coming into the 15s

2352
01:29:21,600 –> 01:29:24,960
i’ll just take this role that i did and

2353
01:29:23,440 –> 01:29:27,600
have it be that

2354
01:29:24,960 –> 01:29:31,679
let’s make it easier uh 16.

2355
01:29:27,600 –> 01:29:31,679
uh my dc is 16.

2356
01:29:31,760 –> 01:29:36,000
okay so let’s see the way i was doing

2357
01:29:34,159 –> 01:29:37,760
that was it whoever would be the

2358
01:29:36,000 –> 01:29:39,840
attacker on that one so that was to

2359
01:29:37,760 –> 01:29:43,600
defend so yeah that gets it

2360
01:29:39,840 –> 01:29:44,560
cool i’mma roll it that’s uh 12 damage

2361
01:29:43,600 –> 01:29:47,840
all right

2362
01:29:44,560 –> 01:29:50,159
you knock out nearly half of the swarm

2363
01:29:47,840 –> 01:29:52,880
or the collective swarms

2364
01:29:50,159 –> 01:29:54,960
as they’re alka-bonged by ronnie flash’s

2365
01:29:52,880 –> 01:29:56,719
guitars

2366
01:29:54,960 –> 01:29:59,440
they they indeed are but they do still

2367
01:29:56,719 –> 01:30:01,040
make it over now i will roll a new

2368
01:29:59,440 –> 01:30:02,639
attack roll for them

2369
01:30:01,040 –> 01:30:03,600
that’s going to be

2370
01:30:02,639 –> 01:30:04,960
18

2371
01:30:03,600 –> 01:30:06,400
no

2372
01:30:04,960 –> 01:30:09,040
oh my

2373
01:30:06,400 –> 01:30:11,440
yeah they they attempt to scatter at you

2374
01:30:09,040 –> 01:30:14,159
but accomplish largely nothing

2375
01:30:11,440 –> 01:30:15,120
i’m too vibrant useless don’t you mean

2376
01:30:14,159 –> 01:30:16,560
you’re too

2377
01:30:15,120 –> 01:30:17,760
fabulous

2378
01:30:16,560 –> 01:30:20,960
that too

2379
01:30:17,760 –> 01:30:23,679
but then from behind you our

2380
01:30:20,960 –> 01:30:25,040
rat snake friend is now going to

2381
01:30:23,679 –> 01:30:27,440
resurface

2382
01:30:25,040 –> 01:30:29,679
and make two attacks on you

2383
01:30:27,440 –> 01:30:31,679
is he also within 15 feet of me

2384
01:30:29,679 –> 01:30:34,239
he went underground

2385
01:30:31,679 –> 01:30:36,080
but you come back from underground it

2386
01:30:34,239 –> 01:30:38,800
doesn’t say above ground

2387
01:30:36,080 –> 01:30:39,600
let me have this one thing

2388
01:30:38,800 –> 01:30:41,280
no

2389
01:30:39,600 –> 01:30:44,159
you’ve been [ __ ] try

2390
01:30:41,280 –> 01:30:45,679
i’m running out of spells and i want my

2391
01:30:44,159 –> 01:30:47,920
things to do

2392
01:30:45,679 –> 01:30:50,239
you’ve done a lot of work in this i need

2393
01:30:47,920 –> 01:30:52,239
to have fun too god damn it i’m saying

2394
01:30:50,239 –> 01:30:54,239
no

2395
01:30:52,239 –> 01:30:56,159
i haven’t been hit once i’m at max hp

2396
01:30:54,239 –> 01:30:58,080
because of temp hp right now

2397
01:30:56,159 –> 01:30:59,920
and you’re staying that way on this hit

2398
01:30:58,080 –> 01:31:01,679
because it 18 as we’ve determined does

2399
01:30:59,920 –> 01:31:03,760
not hit nope

2400
01:31:01,679 –> 01:31:06,480
no i did i was using the wrong modifiers

2401
01:31:03,760 –> 01:31:08,159
using the swarm of rats modifier

2402
01:31:06,480 –> 01:31:11,040
that that was incorrect on me uh that

2403
01:31:08,159 –> 01:31:13,360
was actually a 21 to hit the first time

2404
01:31:11,040 –> 01:31:15,600
that’ll hit okay the other one was a 19.

2405
01:31:13,360 –> 01:31:16,960
does that also hit it meets

2406
01:31:15,600 –> 01:31:19,840
okay so that will

2407
01:31:16,960 –> 01:31:23,520
also get it that’s going to be

2408
01:31:19,840 –> 01:31:25,360
13 piercing i have two

2409
01:31:23,520 –> 01:31:27,600
six

2410
01:31:25,360 –> 01:31:28,639
and then roll a con save please

2411
01:31:27,600 –> 01:31:29,760
17.

2412
01:31:28,639 –> 01:31:32,560
you’re good

2413
01:31:29,760 –> 01:31:34,639
and then the other one is going to be uh

2414
01:31:32,560 –> 01:31:37,280
10 slashing have to five

2415
01:31:34,639 –> 01:31:38,880
and then he is going to rebury himself

2416
01:31:37,280 –> 01:31:41,120
coward

2417
01:31:38,880 –> 01:31:43,840
it’s a [ __ ] rat i’m still gonna say

2418
01:31:41,120 –> 01:31:45,440
it oh no it’s fine don’t you worry

2419
01:31:43,840 –> 01:31:46,880
it’s bookworm’s turn

2420
01:31:45,440 –> 01:31:49,280
go

2421
01:31:46,880 –> 01:31:50,960
go book room go

2422
01:31:49,280 –> 01:31:52,000
she blushes

2423
01:31:50,960 –> 01:31:53,440
now

2424
01:31:52,000 –> 01:31:55,600
as

2425
01:31:53,440 –> 01:31:56,960
her turn starts

2426
01:31:55,600 –> 01:31:59,520
you feel

2427
01:31:56,960 –> 01:32:02,800
rain falling from above

2428
01:31:59,520 –> 01:32:05,679
and it starts off fairly light at first

2429
01:32:02,800 –> 01:32:07,040
but it starts to pick up

2430
01:32:05,679 –> 01:32:09,840
and

2431
01:32:07,040 –> 01:32:13,679
you see that bookworm

2432
01:32:09,840 –> 01:32:15,120
almost looks more herself

2433
01:32:13,679 –> 01:32:17,600
and then

2434
01:32:15,120 –> 01:32:19,280
you see her lips start to move as if

2435
01:32:17,600 –> 01:32:21,679
she’s

2436
01:32:19,280 –> 01:32:25,360
attempting to say something

2437
01:32:21,679 –> 01:32:26,560
and a breeze blows past all of you

2438
01:32:25,360 –> 01:32:30,400
as you hear

2439
01:32:26,560 –> 01:32:30,400
druidic incantations

2440
01:32:30,880 –> 01:32:35,679
and she is going to cast

2441
01:32:33,280 –> 01:32:39,360
control water

2442
01:32:35,679 –> 01:32:43,120
she gathers up the falling rain

2443
01:32:39,360 –> 01:32:46,560
and forces it down into the tunnel

2444
01:32:43,120 –> 01:32:48,560
and sasava is forced out the other side

2445
01:32:46,560 –> 01:32:50,880
in a geyser

2446
01:32:48,560 –> 01:32:51,920
nice that is the coolest thing i’ve seen

2447
01:32:50,880 –> 01:32:55,679
today

2448
01:32:51,920 –> 01:32:57,440
and is completely exposed

2449
01:32:55,679 –> 01:32:59,440
safe you are up

2450
01:32:57,440 –> 01:33:01,840
my black pudding is gonna go after the

2451
01:32:59,440 –> 01:33:04,880
big guy little rat boy

2452
01:33:01,840 –> 01:33:07,120
yep go after the rat boy all right he’s

2453
01:33:04,880 –> 01:33:09,600
a hungry baby

2454
01:33:07,120 –> 01:33:11,840
i will also say he landed prone outside

2455
01:33:09,600 –> 01:33:13,440
so you all get advantage on these

2456
01:33:11,840 –> 01:33:15,280
16

2457
01:33:13,440 –> 01:33:16,639
uh 16 is gonna hit

2458
01:33:15,280 –> 01:33:20,560
okay great

2459
01:33:16,639 –> 01:33:22,719
uh my boy is just gonna start like

2460
01:33:20,560 –> 01:33:25,360
trying to swallow him

2461
01:33:22,719 –> 01:33:26,880
i mean like he’s he’s gonna do

2462
01:33:25,360 –> 01:33:29,199
if he’s gonna be like on top of him then

2463
01:33:26,880 –> 01:33:31,679
it’s just gonna be four acid damage

2464
01:33:29,199 –> 01:33:33,440
i guess i’m just gonna fire at him

2465
01:33:31,679 –> 01:33:34,960
hey if it ain’t broke

2466
01:33:33,440 –> 01:33:39,679
hey um

2467
01:33:34,960 –> 01:33:43,280
hey jordan i i will slit your throat

2468
01:33:39,679 –> 01:33:46,080
and use it to water my plants

2469
01:33:43,280 –> 01:33:47,679
oh my god even i’m kind of tired of it

2470
01:33:46,080 –> 01:33:49,199
at this point like it’s just not even

2471
01:33:47,679 –> 01:33:51,120
fun anymore

2472
01:33:49,199 –> 01:33:52,639
you’re right it’s not

2473
01:33:51,120 –> 01:33:53,760
that’s amazing

2474
01:33:52,639 –> 01:33:56,880
oh my gosh

2475
01:33:53,760 –> 01:33:59,760
actual [ __ ]

2476
01:33:56,880 –> 01:34:02,719
i’m sorry please forgive me no i’m doing

2477
01:33:59,760 –> 01:34:05,520
this on purpose i will not

2478
01:34:02,719 –> 01:34:06,400
hold this against you to the day i die

2479
01:34:05,520 –> 01:34:08,000
oh

2480
01:34:06,400 –> 01:34:09,760
right well

2481
01:34:08,000 –> 01:34:11,679
they’re gonna take eight points of

2482
01:34:09,760 –> 01:34:13,920
damage

2483
01:34:11,679 –> 01:34:15,360
that that cannot be it

2484
01:34:13,920 –> 01:34:18,400
you crit

2485
01:34:15,360 –> 01:34:20,159
oh oh right okay you do this so often

2486
01:34:18,400 –> 01:34:23,199
have you not learned this

2487
01:34:20,159 –> 01:34:25,040
i’m not good at math again katie feels

2488
01:34:23,199 –> 01:34:27,199
like we’re like hustling someone at a

2489
01:34:25,040 –> 01:34:28,639
pool hall

2490
01:34:27,199 –> 01:34:30,560
like everything about us reeves is like

2491
01:34:28,639 –> 01:34:32,960
i have no idea what i’m doing oops

2492
01:34:30,560 –> 01:34:32,960
another

2493
01:34:36,320 –> 01:34:40,480
i was like this feels like we’re being

2494
01:34:38,320 –> 01:34:43,280
dishonest with jordan and i don’t know

2495
01:34:40,480 –> 01:34:43,280
why or how

2496
01:34:43,360 –> 01:34:46,880
no i swear to god like i’m really i’m

2497
01:34:45,199 –> 01:34:48,960
really not like at this point like i’m

2498
01:34:46,880 –> 01:34:51,679
i’m like kind of pissed at my dice for

2499
01:34:48,960 –> 01:34:53,920
being this good then stop using it i’m

2500
01:34:51,679 –> 01:34:56,000
gonna retire it for the night

2501
01:34:53,920 –> 01:34:59,520
retiring the blood dice

2502
01:34:56,000 –> 01:35:00,480
all right so it is 18 points

2503
01:34:59,520 –> 01:35:03,679
sure

2504
01:35:00,480 –> 01:35:05,679
because it’s 1d 1d10 for piercing on

2505
01:35:03,679 –> 01:35:07,040
just like a regular shot that sounds

2506
01:35:05,679 –> 01:35:09,280
about right

2507
01:35:07,040 –> 01:35:11,199
all right that’s all i can do wouldn’t

2508
01:35:09,280 –> 01:35:13,119
you also wait hold on

2509
01:35:11,199 –> 01:35:17,119
yeah you get sneak attack too that’s

2510
01:35:13,119 –> 01:35:19,440
three fives so uh 15. cool

2511
01:35:17,119 –> 01:35:21,119
he looks so bad

2512
01:35:19,440 –> 01:35:23,840
arlo you’re up

2513
01:35:21,119 –> 01:35:25,920
how far away is the the lad from me how

2514
01:35:23,840 –> 01:35:29,679
far away is is um

2515
01:35:25,920 –> 01:35:31,679
is rap boy jones he is within range of

2516
01:35:29,679 –> 01:35:33,920
whatever you want to do be it go up to

2517
01:35:31,679 –> 01:35:35,440
him or hit him with a spell i

2518
01:35:33,920 –> 01:35:38,080
just kill him

2519
01:35:35,440 –> 01:35:40,159
okay arlo wants to

2520
01:35:38,080 –> 01:35:41,440
run up to him

2521
01:35:40,159 –> 01:35:44,159
well he’s kind of like waiting on her

2522
01:35:41,440 –> 01:35:45,840
out ground like reeling and prone

2523
01:35:44,159 –> 01:35:48,239
and just kind of like

2524
01:35:45,840 –> 01:35:50,880
bear hug him

2525
01:35:48,239 –> 01:35:52,239
and then like pop his his wings his ink

2526
01:35:50,880 –> 01:35:54,400
wings

2527
01:35:52,239 –> 01:35:57,360
oh my god

2528
01:35:54,400 –> 01:35:59,920
and then and then just lean over and

2529
01:35:57,360 –> 01:36:02,159
whisper into his ear

2530
01:35:59,920 –> 01:36:04,639
i learned this tactic from watching cool

2531
01:36:02,159 –> 01:36:08,000
friend tara and then just

2532
01:36:04,639 –> 01:36:11,280
shoots up into the air with him

2533
01:36:08,000 –> 01:36:12,800
and then like um like um

2534
01:36:11,280 –> 01:36:15,040
i i would imagine he’s kind of like

2535
01:36:12,800 –> 01:36:18,480
squirming and squirming and such

2536
01:36:15,040 –> 01:36:21,119
uh and then just [ __ ] drop him

2537
01:36:18,480 –> 01:36:23,199
or better than drop him like

2538
01:36:21,119 –> 01:36:26,000
how much damage would i take from doing

2539
01:36:23,199 –> 01:36:27,840
like in a zuma drop

2540
01:36:26,000 –> 01:36:30,960
i will say you will both take the same

2541
01:36:27,840 –> 01:36:32,880
amount of damage if you do that

2542
01:36:30,960 –> 01:36:35,199
which i will just have beat the stan i’m

2543
01:36:32,880 –> 01:36:37,600
assuming you’re going up 60 feet oh [ __ ]

2544
01:36:35,199 –> 01:36:39,920
i can go up 60 feet because i have the

2545
01:36:37,600 –> 01:36:42,239
wings of the valkyr i’m going to look

2546
01:36:39,920 –> 01:36:45,119
directly at sibo

2547
01:36:42,239 –> 01:36:47,199
as i activate the wings of the valkyr to

2548
01:36:45,119 –> 01:36:48,960
double my fly speed to bring ourselves

2549
01:36:47,199 –> 01:36:52,480
up 60 feet

2550
01:36:48,960 –> 01:36:55,520
you see a tear roll down his face as he

2551
01:36:52,480 –> 01:36:55,520
is elated

2552
01:36:57,520 –> 01:37:00,560
he shoots up

2553
01:37:00,880 –> 01:37:04,560
and he says he’s like he’s he just

2554
01:37:03,119 –> 01:37:06,480
dropped something he’s like

2555
01:37:04,560 –> 01:37:08,400
i know this is lame as hell but enjoy

2556
01:37:06,480 –> 01:37:10,719
the fall

2557
01:37:08,400 –> 01:37:12,400
roll 3d earl 66

2558
01:37:10,719 –> 01:37:14,000
yay

2559
01:37:12,400 –> 01:37:14,880
this is how this fight ends i swear to

2560
01:37:14,000 –> 01:37:17,600
god

2561
01:37:14,880 –> 01:37:19,760
uh that is 21 damage

2562
01:37:17,600 –> 01:37:22,639
god damn

2563
01:37:19,760 –> 01:37:26,080
he close he’s so so close but

2564
01:37:22,639 –> 01:37:27,760
i will burn my reaction

2565
01:37:26,080 –> 01:37:30,080
uh-huh since i have already made that

2566
01:37:27,760 –> 01:37:32,080
connection with sibo and he’s like

2567
01:37:30,080 –> 01:37:32,880
i know there’s more data we can get on

2568
01:37:32,080 –> 01:37:35,760
this

2569
01:37:32,880 –> 01:37:38,159
tag team this [ __ ] sabo

2570
01:37:35,760 –> 01:37:39,360
you’re right

2571
01:37:38,159 –> 01:37:40,719
sivo

2572
01:37:39,360 –> 01:37:42,000
at the final

2573
01:37:40,719 –> 01:37:47,600
moment

2574
01:37:42,000 –> 01:37:50,239
gets a dirty 20 to hit oh yeah

2575
01:37:47,600 –> 01:37:53,040
remembering how cool he felt when he

2576
01:37:50,239 –> 01:37:55,600
blasted avasa’s point blank he goes up

2577
01:37:53,040 –> 01:37:57,600
and does it again says i can’t miss him

2578
01:37:55,600 –> 01:38:01,199
i’m this close

2579
01:37:57,600 –> 01:38:02,880
shoves his rat schnauz right down the

2580
01:38:01,199 –> 01:38:05,360
barrel of his cannon

2581
01:38:02,880 –> 01:38:09,679
and fires

2582
01:38:05,360 –> 01:38:10,770
for exactly the amount that was needed

2583
01:38:09,679 –> 01:38:11,920
oh [ __ ]

2584
01:38:10,770 –> 01:38:13,600
[Applause]

2585
01:38:11,920 –> 01:38:16,560
[Music]

2586
01:38:13,600 –> 01:38:19,760
really pulled through for us big guy

2587
01:38:16,560 –> 01:38:22,159
no one calls me shot stack anymore he

2588
01:38:19,760 –> 01:38:24,560
says as he victoriously rips off only

2589
01:38:22,159 –> 01:38:27,280
the top half of the onesie revealing his

2590
01:38:24,560 –> 01:38:27,280
beer gut

2591
01:38:29,600 –> 01:38:34,239
and that is where we shall pause our

2592
01:38:31,440 –> 01:38:34,239
tale for now

2593
01:38:38,400 –> 01:38:43,119
hello everyone this is your sometimes

2594
01:38:41,119 –> 01:38:45,119
benevolent often malevolent dungeon

2595
01:38:43,119 –> 01:38:48,080
master jordan roman here with a couple

2596
01:38:45,119 –> 01:38:49,760
of post episode announcements want to

2597
01:38:48,080 –> 01:38:52,719
thank you guys so so much for listening

2598
01:38:49,760 –> 01:38:55,040
and ask that you listen through all this

2599
01:38:52,719 –> 01:38:57,280
just you know post stuff so you can get

2600
01:38:55,040 –> 01:38:58,719
to the real meat of the episode the

2601
01:38:57,280 –> 01:39:00,400
bloopers

2602
01:38:58,719 –> 01:39:02,400
but before that we would ask that you

2603
01:39:00,400 –> 01:39:05,119
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2604
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01:39:05,119 –> 01:39:09,840
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2606
01:39:07,520 –> 01:39:10,800
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2608
01:39:10,800 –> 01:39:16,000
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2609
01:39:13,360 –> 01:39:19,760
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2610
01:39:16,000 –> 01:39:23,360
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01:39:19,760 –> 01:39:27,040
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2613
01:39:27,040 –> 01:39:31,080
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2615
01:39:31,080 –> 01:39:34,719
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2617
01:39:34,719 –> 01:39:38,639
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2618
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2620
01:39:44,639 –> 01:39:49,440
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01:39:46,880 –> 01:39:50,800
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2624
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2625
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2626
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2627
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2628
01:40:05,600 –> 01:40:10,000
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2629
01:40:07,920 –> 01:40:12,239
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2630
01:40:10,000 –> 01:40:14,880
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2631
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2635
01:40:22,000 –> 01:40:29,119
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01:40:24,840 –> 01:40:32,239
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2637
01:40:29,119 –> 01:40:34,719
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2638
01:40:32,239 –> 01:40:36,400
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2639
01:40:34,719 –> 01:40:39,400
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2640
01:40:36,400 –> 01:40:39,400
bye

2641
01:41:14,890 –> 01:41:20,320
[Music]

2642
01:41:19,600 –> 01:41:21,920
uh

2643
01:41:20,320 –> 01:41:23,679
this sucks

2644
01:41:21,920 –> 01:41:25,840
what is wrong betty

2645
01:41:23,679 –> 01:41:28,239
i’m trying to figure out a new dessert

2646
01:41:25,840 –> 01:41:30,800
option for the menu apparently people

2647
01:41:28,239 –> 01:41:32,880
don’t like dark chocolate anchovy grill

2648
01:41:30,800 –> 01:41:34,960
parfait

2649
01:41:32,880 –> 01:41:36,560
it is interesting issue have you

2650
01:41:34,960 –> 01:41:38,320
considered searching outside of

2651
01:41:36,560 –> 01:41:40,000
ourselves perhaps might eventually

2652
01:41:38,320 –> 01:41:44,000
recommend

2653
01:41:40,000 –> 01:41:44,000
just cheesecakes by tina ross

2654
01:41:45,600 –> 01:41:50,320
why just cheesecake by tino rose is

2655
01:41:48,159 –> 01:41:52,960
local bakery that specializes in

2656
01:41:50,320 –> 01:41:54,560
cheesecake found in southern charlotte

2657
01:41:52,960 –> 01:41:57,520
north carolina

2658
01:41:54,560 –> 01:42:00,480
as the name implies they make cheesecake

2659
01:41:57,520 –> 01:42:02,719
is that all i mean hell i can do that oh

2660
01:42:00,480 –> 01:42:03,679
betty you must understand they make so

2661
01:42:02,719 –> 01:42:06,239
many

2662
01:42:03,679 –> 01:42:08,880
they have regular cheesecake they have

2663
01:42:06,239 –> 01:42:12,480
cupcake cheesecake they have so many

2664
01:42:08,880 –> 01:42:14,880
amazing options for you to choose from

2665
01:42:12,480 –> 01:42:18,400
interesting where can i find them

2666
01:42:14,880 –> 01:42:21,280
you can find them on facebook.com at

2667
01:42:18,400 –> 01:42:23,760
just cheesecakes by tina ross there they

2668
01:42:21,280 –> 01:42:25,920
have all sorts of pictures of all the

2669
01:42:23,760 –> 01:42:27,440
different cheesecake that they make and

2670
01:42:25,920 –> 01:42:29,600
when you’re ready to order you can

2671
01:42:27,440 –> 01:42:31,199
contact them there

2672
01:42:29,600 –> 01:42:32,239
sounds good i guess i’ll give that a

2673
01:42:31,199 –> 01:42:35,440
shot

2674
01:42:32,239 –> 01:42:38,159
remember betty it’s just cheesecakes by

2675
01:42:35,440 –> 01:42:39,920
tina rose

2676
01:42:38,159 –> 01:42:41,600
that wasn’t bookworm

2677
01:42:39,920 –> 01:42:43,520
what

2678
01:42:41,600 –> 01:42:45,280
that wasn’t bookworm

2679
01:42:43,520 –> 01:42:48,080
what do you mean yes it was

2680
01:42:45,280 –> 01:42:49,360
no our bookworm i said it was because

2681
01:42:48,080 –> 01:42:52,000
you were freaking out saying something

2682
01:42:49,360 –> 01:42:54,840
else no not no not original bookworm

2683
01:42:52,000 –> 01:42:57,280
current bookworm yes

2684
01:42:54,840 –> 01:42:58,880
yes that’s what i said i said oh it’s

2685
01:42:57,280 –> 01:43:01,040
bookworms jordan why’d you name these

2686
01:42:58,880 –> 01:43:02,880
two characters the same names confusing

2687
01:43:01,040 –> 01:43:04,320
well technically bookworm has another

2688
01:43:02,880 –> 01:43:05,520
name i guess

2689
01:43:04,320 –> 01:43:07,199
yeah lily

2690
01:43:05,520 –> 01:43:09,679
are we calling bookworm lily now

2691
01:43:07,199 –> 01:43:11,280
actually in character

2692
01:43:09,679 –> 01:43:14,239
also i rolled a natural 20 on the

2693
01:43:11,280 –> 01:43:17,000
hellish rebuke you don’t roll a d20

2694
01:43:14,239 –> 01:43:18,960
still still rolled it still pretty good

2695
01:43:17,000 –> 01:43:22,239
congratulations you get a

2696
01:43:18,960 –> 01:43:22,239
emotional support cookie

2697
01:43:22,800 –> 01:43:26,960
roll your damage

2698
01:43:25,040 –> 01:43:28,560
we need to enact a rule like a monopoly

2699
01:43:26,960 –> 01:43:31,679
where if you roll doubles too many times

2700
01:43:28,560 –> 01:43:34,320
they put you in jail but like for katie

2701
01:43:31,679 –> 01:43:36,000
she’s on your side i know but at this

2702
01:43:34,320 –> 01:43:38,320
point i was like now i feel like i’m

2703
01:43:36,000 –> 01:43:40,000
cheating

2704
01:43:38,320 –> 01:43:43,280
i feel like i have i feel like we i feel

2705
01:43:40,000 –> 01:43:45,440
like um a pool hustler

2706
01:43:43,280 –> 01:43:46,960
oh my god oh my god can zell help can

2707
01:43:45,440 –> 01:43:48,320
you guys just like play like [ __ ]

2708
01:43:46,960 –> 01:43:50,560
fetch with him like a hawk when they

2709
01:43:48,320 –> 01:43:52,960
drop a rabbit to snap its neck

2710
01:43:50,560 –> 01:43:53,920
oh my god that was excuse

2711
01:43:52,960 –> 01:43:56,159
myself

2712
01:43:53,920 –> 01:43:58,560
holy hell

2713
01:43:56,159 –> 01:44:02,719
christina i wanted to do like a seismic

2714
01:43:58,560 –> 01:44:02,719
toss jesus christ christina

2715
01:44:02,960 –> 01:44:07,840
let’s se let’s take out his inner supply

2716
01:44:04,800 –> 01:44:07,840
jump rope with them

2717
01:44:08,480 –> 01:44:11,360
i wanted to have a little wholesome

2718
01:44:09,840 –> 01:44:13,679
moment where i was like i learned this

2719
01:44:11,360 –> 01:44:15,520
from my cool friend you always like snap

2720
01:44:13,679 –> 01:44:18,080
a [ __ ] neck

2721
01:44:15,520 –> 01:44:20,480
like a little bunny rabbit drink the

2722
01:44:18,080 –> 01:44:20,480
blood

2723
01:44:24,880 –> 01:44:28,960
are you okay

2724
01:44:26,639 –> 01:44:30,480
i don’t think she is okay

2725
01:44:28,960 –> 01:44:32,639
she’s been she’s been in that room too

2726
01:44:30,480 –> 01:44:32,639
long

2727
01:44:33,440 –> 01:44:38,000
i’m good

2728
01:44:34,639 –> 01:44:38,000
okay uh okay

2729
01:44:38,800 –> 01:44:45,440
y’all i’m gonna change it now no more

2730
01:44:40,560 –> 01:44:48,440
wholesome you made it weird no dude

2731
01:44:45,440 –> 01:44:48,440
okay

2732
01:44:52,900 –> 01:44:59,480
[Laughter]

2733
01:44:54,880 –> 01:44:59,480
i just wanted him to die okay

2734
01:45:04,639 –> 01:45:08,560
cut this part out is it funnier if i

2735
01:45:06,400 –> 01:45:09,679
keep doing the exact same

2736
01:45:08,560 –> 01:45:10,400
um

2737
01:45:09,679 –> 01:45:12,960
like

2738
01:45:10,400 –> 01:45:15,119
fake name and song as if whatever i

2739
01:45:12,960 –> 01:45:16,960
switch it up every time

2740
01:45:15,119 –> 01:45:18,159
it’s funnier if you switch it up i don’t

2741
01:45:16,960 –> 01:45:19,520
know you’ve done the same one the first

2742
01:45:18,159 –> 01:45:21,520
two times and the second time it was

2743
01:45:19,520 –> 01:45:23,679
when you genuinely forgot so i say stick

2744
01:45:21,520 –> 01:45:24,960
with the first one okay fair enough

2745
01:45:23,679 –> 01:45:26,719
also christina definitely keep this in

2746
01:45:24,960 –> 01:45:29,440
don’t listen to him

2747
01:45:26,719 –> 01:45:31,840
do not [ __ ] keep this

2748
01:45:29,440 –> 01:45:31,840
all right so

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