With Bookworm’s memory of the necromancer’s lair sealed away, the Agents will need to rely on Oliver to find it in the hopes of discovering a weakness. But will they be ready for what awaits them in the depths of the Forest of Lost Giants?
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hello everyone and welcome back to
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agents of damned our let’s play dnd
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podcast featuring myself your sometimes
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benevolent often malevolent dungeon
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master jordan roman and as always i am
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joined by my fellow players
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hi guys i’m katie and i play safe
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hey everyone i’m christina and i play
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wintera
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and i’m drew mclean and by the central
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solitude of bahamut solarium i play the
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good doctor arlo aegon why did you say
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it like it was so smooth there’s nothing
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better to start off the episode with
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than drew’s bedroom voice what is the
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solarium oh yeah the sensual
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solarium never
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before we get started proper i wanted to
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address some things that got brought up
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in our last after show but i figure is
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also important for the audience to know
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in general
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i had said that
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any time that keggy wants to use any of
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her spells she has to either roll on her
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devil table or the missing apparatus
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blink is the exception of that because
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that is just something she can do it
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just happened because i thought it’d be
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cool that one she can just still do once
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a day and be fine
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drew has a new version of magic circle
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that can be cast as an action fairly but
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it can be broken a little bit more
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easily but can still be used in combat
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and i’m gonna forget that i have it
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that’s fine
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and then christina brought something up
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to me a little while ago that i need to
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address and formally apologize for even
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though i don’t remember this happening
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the fact that it
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may have happened and i just don’t
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remember it it’s still bad it’s still
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it’s it’s still bad it needs to be
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addressed
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i apparently at one point counterspelled
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her star bomb which is a magic item and
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that was wrong of me and it will not
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happen again magic items cannot be
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counterspelled i’m saying it now if i
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ever do that again you guys stop me
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thank you got it
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i did have i did have one important
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clarification to also make before we get
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into the the recap
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okay
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uh the the sensual solarium has uh
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scented candles uh essential oils bath
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bombs and dragon [ __ ] okay i didn’t get
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to finish uh saying it before
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and i felt like wow very important
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only we had
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that quality
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yes please
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on to the recap
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last time when tara broke free from her
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curse and entered her shepard form for
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the first time
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as everyone looked on in shock and awe
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tara embraced her friends in a tight hug
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after finally letting her allies breathe
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the agents revived sibo who had fallen
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unconscious at the start of the fight
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it was then that bookworm realized that
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she had somehow forgotten where the
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necromancer’s lair was
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when terra attempted to gather
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information for the nearby wildlife but
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none of the creatures were willing to
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travel that far into the forest of lost
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giants
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however they did mention that holly had
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gone into the forest before in an
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attempt to heal the damage when tara
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then sent the bird she was speaking to
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back to her home to ask her mother for
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help
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as they waited sibo upgraded the items
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he had given arlo and saith when they
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had last visited the lab afterwards when
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tara offered a game for her companions
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from her childhood which turned out to
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just be a [ __ ] mad libs
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you monster you’re welcome
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when holly arrived with an ever
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mischievous oliver in tow
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she informed the agents that even she
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was unaware of the lair’s location
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however when tara and saith noticed that
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oliver was acting sheepish when talking
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about the lair
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arlo convinced the young boy to open up
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with his impeccable backwards
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chair-based persuasion
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oliver then revealed that not only did
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he know where the lair was
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but also that he had actually died all
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those years ago
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and thus we resume our tale
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you are all still standing around holly
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and oliver
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but all of you
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are just staring dead at oliver as he
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has told you all the truth
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he is looking very nervous
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when tara has taken seven steps forward
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from her seven steps back and
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curls over him in a hug
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you you do this
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but you do not get a full hug around him
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because holly dropped to her knees so so
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much faster so you are both giving this
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young boy a hug
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you’re not mad right
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no oliver
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no
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of course not
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how could we be is
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why did you tell us you thought you were
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asleep though
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he didn’t want to hurt your feelings
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that
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you seemed so happy when you thought
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that’s what it was so i just thought
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it’s not a big
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deal it wasn’t relevant information
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can i borrow that
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absolutely
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don’t start spreading that around
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no
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he looks up to holly and says no
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but listen
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when you do use it
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do it sparingly it is better for you to
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tell the tell the truth about how you’re
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feeling because otherwise people can’t
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help you
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very good say you’re no longer grounded
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but she’s already grounded her feet are
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on the ground she is not flying oh
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oh
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holly puts a hand on your shoulder
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interesting no no like it’s like being
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caved
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oh
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weird why would they call it that it’s i
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don’t know it’s silly people
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well you call it grounded because
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why do we call it grounded i don’t know
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most of you can’t fly
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yeah we should you know
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maybe get going
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yeah we should probably uh start making
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uh start making tracks towards the uh
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the old necromancer’s lair um and i also
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suggest that we uh do so expediently but
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also a little bit you know stealthy and
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quietly as we do not want to uh
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arouse the ire of uh one hand drew fancy
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fingers
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oh yeah
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point taken and when tara just kind of
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smacks her staff on the ground
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it does a pass without trace on everyone
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yay
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plus 10 to stealth
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because lord knows you need it
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always
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but um when tara before she gets up and
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like they actually start moving she kind
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of eyes oliver for a second and is just
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like
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what else do you remember
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um
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if you mean
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about the place not much
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um
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after i um
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you know i i
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woke up in this really big pretty forest
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it was uh it belonged to someone named
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um
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i was never good at saying his name um
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you may roll me a religion or a history
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to see if you know what he’s talking
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about he’s talking about mylicky
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who the hell is milokey are you trying
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to say malachi it’s a forest god
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never mind you know exactly what this is
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you’re good
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she’s referenced milo key before she
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said my lucky oliver
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when he popped out
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oliver mila key like the forest god
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he let me stay there and
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it it was fun i got to play around the
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forest i i even made a friend named
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twinkle
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he was a little light and he followed me
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around everywhere we played all the time
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and then
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i
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then then mister
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met my licky uh
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he told me i needed to go back because
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cause people were calling for me and so
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when i when i woke back up here again i
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was i was in this place i didn’t
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recognize
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it it was really cold and dark and i
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didn’t like it so i i left and then that
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was in
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and he points to the forest of lost
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giants like
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that that place
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i eventually got back home and then i
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just fell asleep in the
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the flower place where my mom found me
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you did a great job little guy
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thank you
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when tara is straight up at a loss for
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words as she’s staring at her little
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brother
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and she is just gonna like
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ruffle his hair and
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see if her mom is going to try and pick
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him up but if not also like put him on
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her back just be like lead the way
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as you
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pick up oliver
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holly stops you remember wait hold on
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and
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she
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grabs oliver’s
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face like just gently holding it in both
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her hands and rest her forehead against
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his
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and begins to whisper something
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in sylvan and
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winter you would recognize that this is
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a special protective
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spell and
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once she’s done with that she takes a
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step back and says
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i unfortunately have to
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stay here and make sure that the portal
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to the feywild stays protected your
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brother’s watching it now but
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well that has had
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problems in the past
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nothing major but i’d like to keep it
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that way
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and especially after last time you guys
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were here and someone almost broke
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through it i
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need to prioritize that a little bit
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more
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i’ve put a spell on oliver so he’ll be
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safe
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but i still need you to keep an eye on
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him okay
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don’t worry holly
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i was talking to my daughter oh i’m
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sorry
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always mom
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keep an eye out for those sneakers they
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apparently escaped and are
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somewhere
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oh good just what i needed yeah actual
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confirmed threat great
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yeah
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uh
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yeah we
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she looks down at the ground for a
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second and doesn’t want to meet her
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mom’s gaze she’s like
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i need to talk to you later about
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something also
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i’ll be waiting just make sure you both
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come back safe
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and then she looks awesome says
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all of you come back safe
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yes ma’am
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see that was the appropriate time to
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respond
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no promises
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that was the incorrect response i’m
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joking i’m joking i will make sure that
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they’re all safe faith smacks him on the
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back of her back of his head with her
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tail
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wow she said you too
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all right all right i’ll be safe
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don’t forget the saying that you siggy
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folk have about upsetting bears
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yeah you want to keep your knees bud
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when tara winks
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and with that holly returns back to the
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forest so your current party as it is is
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you three
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an enchanted oliver so you don’t worry
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about him being attacked
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sebo and bookworm
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sounds like a
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party sounds like a good time sounds so
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awesome
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[Music]
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so as you guys make your way through the
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ruins of the forest of lost giants
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you guys are
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able to avoid any of the dangers that
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you guys
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would come across
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i will just say that you are passed
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without trace makes it so you guys go by
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unabated because i’m not going to
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pretend as if safe can’t match those
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roles
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you do see that the place is littered
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with corpse flowers
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and various types of zombies that you
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were able to all avoid
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and if you all would like you may give
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me an investigation check
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i will allow
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sibo and bookworm to do the same
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i do not make it
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oh no
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well bookworm rolled better than she
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ever has in her life with a nat 20. so
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did wintera
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oh good you both recognized this i’ll
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wait to see if safe does too yeah i
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rolled a 19 and i’m not even gonna
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bother adding my
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no that’s fair you don’t you don’t need
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to
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uh drew i will even say that with your
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lower roll you are still able to tell
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this because it is not super super hard
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you welcome i got a three
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oh you got a three
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got a two plus one i thought you said
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thirteen i apologize no i said i did not
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get it i said i just said the words i
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did not get it
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oh okay never mind then
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i guess i filled in a decent role for
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you i apologize
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like arlo is like everyone’s looking
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around arlo is just kind of like
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pretending look around he’s distracted
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he’s like why wouldn’t she like
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address that i’d say i love you over the
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the voice
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oh beautiful
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but you all notice that
375
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these zombies
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are
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of fear bulge
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oh no
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oh jordan
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jordan
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brethren
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they are the
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denizens of the forest of lost giants
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jordan you gave us a bowl of cola and
385
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flakes and you said here have these
386
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completely normal corn flakes and then
387
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you peed in them you put it right in the
388
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cornflakes jordan
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no what i did was i gave you cornflakes
390
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and see adhere have some frosted flakes
391
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oh my god
392
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and then you still peed it up oh yeah
393
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so now they’re sugary but they’re also
394
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covered in urine
395
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when tara goes and like grabs bookworm’s
396
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hand and like gives it a reassuring
397
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squeeze because she can only imagine
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what this is
399
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for her right now
400
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she is squeezing your hand back so
401
00:15:46,160 –> 00:15:50,160
tightly
402
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but as you guys make your way through
403
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avoiding
404
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all of these potential i’ll say
405
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obstacles because enemies at this point
406
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feels cruel
407
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you eventually come across
408
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this large tree
409
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the tree is maybe the thing that has
410
00:16:07,440 –> 00:16:11,759
survived the desolation of this forest
411
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the most
412
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but even so it still is clearly a shell
413
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of what it once was a hollowed
414
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rotten
415
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shell
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uh oliver hops down and goes over to
417
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one like a
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clump of moss and moves it aside to
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reveal a door
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how do you all approach detect magic
421
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detect [ __ ] magic
422
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you have detect magic no somebody detect
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magic
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let me see if i stalk detect magic
425
00:16:46,480 –> 00:16:52,240
please hold about to say you can’t just
426
00:16:49,199 –> 00:16:54,000
say that i did stock detect magic i cast
427
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detect magic
428
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okay
429
00:16:55,360 –> 00:17:00,959
so you can tell
430
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the door itself is not innately magical
431
00:17:00,959 –> 00:17:08,079
but there is magic radiating from within
432
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this place like this this layer
433
00:17:08,079 –> 00:17:13,360
is magical af
434
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though i will also say you do not sense
435
00:17:13,360 –> 00:17:18,240
any necrotic magic coming from within so
436
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you know that neither the hand nor the
437
00:17:18,240 –> 00:17:24,640
necromancer are presently there okay my
438
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dragon eyes see that this particular
439
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secret lab is chock full of all manner
440
00:17:27,679 –> 00:17:31,360
of arcana
441
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but nothing that denotes that we will
442
00:17:31,360 –> 00:17:35,600
have to deal with the uh
443
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you know the old hand jobber
444
00:17:35,600 –> 00:17:39,760
well then what are we waiting for out
445
00:17:37,120 –> 00:17:43,039
here let’s go in there and get our load
446
00:17:39,760 –> 00:17:43,919
okay that’s enough for both of you
447
00:17:43,039 –> 00:17:47,520
no
448
00:17:43,919 –> 00:17:49,200
uh our little high seatbelt fairy
449
00:17:47,520 –> 00:17:51,250
sibo does not realize you are going to
450
00:17:49,200 –> 00:17:53,200
do this you just slap sibo in the face
451
00:17:51,250 –> 00:17:56,080
[Laughter]
452
00:17:53,200 –> 00:17:57,200
is giving you a very low growl
453
00:17:56,080 –> 00:17:59,520
which one
454
00:17:57,200 –> 00:18:01,600
both of you okay
455
00:17:59,520 –> 00:18:04,559
there is a young
456
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a young little creature here
457
00:18:04,559 –> 00:18:07,840
what i’m just talking about going in and
458
00:18:06,240 –> 00:18:09,440
seeing what sort of magical stuff is in
459
00:18:07,840 –> 00:18:11,200
there um
460
00:18:09,440 –> 00:18:13,440
yeah what are you thinking about all
461
00:18:11,200 –> 00:18:15,120
right that’s we both know where you two
462
00:18:13,440 –> 00:18:17,200
were at
463
00:18:15,120 –> 00:18:19,919
all right insight checks
464
00:18:17,200 –> 00:18:21,200
is the is the door locked
465
00:18:19,919 –> 00:18:22,559
uh well i said roll me inside checks
466
00:18:21,200 –> 00:18:25,600
i’ll get to that oh we all rolling
467
00:18:22,559 –> 00:18:26,640
inside yeah oh wow
468
00:18:25,600 –> 00:18:28,960
26
469
00:18:26,640 –> 00:18:30,240
one uh sixteen
470
00:18:28,960 –> 00:18:32,240
nineteen
471
00:18:30,240 –> 00:18:33,600
you can all tell sibo legitimately does
472
00:18:32,240 –> 00:18:34,880
not realize what he said was wrong
473
00:18:33,600 –> 00:18:36,640
because he did not mean it in a vulgar
474
00:18:34,880 –> 00:18:39,039
way he’s just an idiot
475
00:18:36,640 –> 00:18:40,960
the fairy what if i what if arlo also
476
00:18:39,039 –> 00:18:42,720
didn’t mean it in a vulgar way no
477
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[ __ ]
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growling in the direction of sibo is
479
00:18:44,240 –> 00:18:48,799
only growling in the direction of arlo
480
00:18:46,480 –> 00:18:52,880
uh do you go and actually
481
00:18:48,799 –> 00:18:54,799
try the door safe yeah i i will
482
00:18:52,880 –> 00:18:56,800
attempt the door
483
00:18:54,799 –> 00:19:00,010
it opens all right
484
00:18:56,800 –> 00:19:00,010
[Music]
485
00:19:01,840 –> 00:19:07,120
okay i’m gonna roll a perception check
486
00:19:05,600 –> 00:19:09,679
well let’s
487
00:19:07,120 –> 00:19:11,919
have you all get in there first and i’ll
488
00:19:09,679 –> 00:19:14,480
just describe the room as it is
489
00:19:11,919 –> 00:19:18,720
first okay fair enough
490
00:19:14,480 –> 00:19:19,679
so as you all enter the lair you come
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into
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00:19:19,679 –> 00:19:23,600
this
493
00:19:20,720 –> 00:19:27,919
large laboratory setup
494
00:19:23,600 –> 00:19:29,280
there are beakers and glass spheres all
495
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filled with
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00:19:29,280 –> 00:19:33,520
all manner of potions and arcane
497
00:19:31,919 –> 00:19:36,559
energies
498
00:19:33,520 –> 00:19:40,240
there are tables full of junk papers all
499
00:19:36,559 –> 00:19:41,120
of that stuff just scattered throughout
500
00:19:40,240 –> 00:19:44,080
and
501
00:19:41,120 –> 00:19:46,240
at the far end of the room you also see
502
00:19:44,080 –> 00:19:48,000
a door
503
00:19:46,240 –> 00:19:49,840
you may now go ahead and roll me
504
00:19:48,000 –> 00:19:51,039
perception anyone who would like to
505
00:19:49,840 –> 00:19:52,960
hot damn
506
00:19:51,039 –> 00:19:56,559
30.
507
00:19:52,960 –> 00:19:57,919
when tara’s very good big day 22
508
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that’s 18.
509
00:19:57,919 –> 00:20:02,000
okay
510
00:19:58,880 –> 00:20:04,080
so the first thing that you all notice
511
00:20:02,000 –> 00:20:06,559
almost immediately
512
00:20:04,080 –> 00:20:09,520
is the smell
513
00:20:06,559 –> 00:20:13,520
it everything in here is musty and
514
00:20:09,520 –> 00:20:15,440
rotted and the room smells
515
00:20:13,520 –> 00:20:17,840
putrid
516
00:20:15,440 –> 00:20:20,240
it’s extremely humid in here you can
517
00:20:17,840 –> 00:20:22,400
tell that most of the things in here
518
00:20:20,240 –> 00:20:25,039
have not been tampered with for a very
519
00:20:22,400 –> 00:20:25,840
long time
520
00:20:25,039 –> 00:20:28,320
but
521
00:20:25,840 –> 00:20:32,159
as you all look around
522
00:20:28,320 –> 00:20:34,720
you all notice a few things
523
00:20:32,159 –> 00:20:37,440
when tara since you rolled the highest
524
00:20:34,720 –> 00:20:39,760
you notice that there is
525
00:20:37,440 –> 00:20:42,080
one particular orb of arcane energy that
526
00:20:39,760 –> 00:20:44,159
seems to be different from the rest you
527
00:20:42,080 –> 00:20:48,200
almost see what looks like a person
528
00:20:44,159 –> 00:20:48,200
inside speaking
529
00:20:48,400 –> 00:20:51,120
let’s see
530
00:20:51,200 –> 00:20:56,000
i will say that you notice that
531
00:20:54,400 –> 00:20:58,240
there is
532
00:20:56,000 –> 00:21:00,840
a lever
533
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on the ceiling
534
00:21:00,840 –> 00:21:06,720
okay since this is in a tree they’re
535
00:21:04,080 –> 00:21:08,799
pretty tall ceilings it’s about 30 feet
536
00:21:06,720 –> 00:21:09,679
up
537
00:21:08,799 –> 00:21:11,360
and
538
00:21:09,679 –> 00:21:14,480
arlo
539
00:21:11,360 –> 00:21:16,720
you notice tucked away in a corner of
540
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the room
541
00:21:16,720 –> 00:21:20,320
is what appears to be
542
00:21:18,960 –> 00:21:22,720
a large
543
00:21:20,320 –> 00:21:23,679
cracked open egg
544
00:21:22,720 –> 00:21:25,520
egg
545
00:21:23,679 –> 00:21:28,640
what do you all do
546
00:21:25,520 –> 00:21:32,000
wait there’s an egg yeah just like an
547
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egg i go investigate this fine egg in
548
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these trying times
549
00:21:33,919 –> 00:21:36,080
god damn it i should have seen that
550
00:21:35,200 –> 00:21:38,240
coming
551
00:21:36,080 –> 00:21:39,919
you you knew you knew who you you got
552
00:21:38,240 –> 00:21:41,760
involved with that’s on me that’s on me
553
00:21:39,919 –> 00:21:45,039
i should have known better
554
00:21:41,760 –> 00:21:47,679
so you go over and look at it’s a pretty
555
00:21:45,039 –> 00:21:49,840
large egg like it’s roughly the size of
556
00:21:47,679 –> 00:21:50,720
your torso
557
00:21:49,840 –> 00:21:51,760
and
558
00:21:50,720 –> 00:21:53,679
as you
559
00:21:51,760 –> 00:21:55,360
remove the top half like i said it’s
560
00:21:53,679 –> 00:21:56,799
cracked open so you just remove the top
561
00:21:55,360 –> 00:21:58,240
half of it
562
00:21:56,799 –> 00:21:59,520
and i need you to make a dexterity
563
00:21:58,240 –> 00:22:02,000
saving throw
564
00:21:59,520 –> 00:22:03,280
oh oh no
565
00:22:02,000 –> 00:22:06,400
is something gonna try to make me lego
566
00:22:03,280 –> 00:22:09,600
my eggos i mean if you roll bad maybe
567
00:22:06,400 –> 00:22:10,960
got a 14. a 14 will actually do on this
568
00:22:09,600 –> 00:22:12,880
one
569
00:22:10,960 –> 00:22:16,400
but you are able to dodge out of the way
570
00:22:12,880 –> 00:22:18,320
as this wisp blows past you and starts
571
00:22:16,400 –> 00:22:22,000
bolting around the room before
572
00:22:18,320 –> 00:22:23,600
eventually diving onto your shoulder and
573
00:22:22,000 –> 00:22:27,200
you all see
574
00:22:23,600 –> 00:22:28,640
is this my boy this is my boy a little
575
00:22:27,200 –> 00:22:31,200
ghost dragon
576
00:22:28,640 –> 00:22:35,919
this is my boy
577
00:22:31,200 –> 00:22:40,159
do you have like a little ghost pet now
578
00:22:35,919 –> 00:22:42,240
i asked about him and i forgot i asked
579
00:22:40,159 –> 00:22:44,640
what is that
580
00:22:42,240 –> 00:22:44,640
hello
581
00:22:45,440 –> 00:22:50,640
what in the world
582
00:22:48,240 –> 00:22:52,880
well ain’t you just the cutest little
583
00:22:50,640 –> 00:22:54,799
thing what are you doing in here little
584
00:22:52,880 –> 00:22:56,880
guy
585
00:22:54,799 –> 00:22:58,799
it it starts to like
586
00:22:56,880 –> 00:23:01,600
look a little bit nervous
587
00:22:58,799 –> 00:23:02,720
it like cuddles up against you
588
00:23:01,600 –> 00:23:04,480
oh
589
00:23:02,720 –> 00:23:06,799
okay that’s kind of cute
590
00:23:04,480 –> 00:23:08,559
you hear all by your lonesome faith
591
00:23:06,799 –> 00:23:11,280
looks at modi like
592
00:23:08,559 –> 00:23:12,960
see you could be like that but no you
593
00:23:11,280 –> 00:23:14,320
have to be the [ __ ] lord of the
594
00:23:12,960 –> 00:23:17,840
underworld
595
00:23:14,320 –> 00:23:17,840
this could be us but you playing
596
00:23:18,159 –> 00:23:23,799
hello were you here of all by your
597
00:23:20,080 –> 00:23:23,799
lonesome little one
598
00:23:23,919 –> 00:23:30,320
well not anymore
599
00:23:27,120 –> 00:23:31,840
arlo like scratches the little uh little
600
00:23:30,320 –> 00:23:33,120
ghostly dragon
601
00:23:31,840 –> 00:23:34,000
that if if you’re describing what i
602
00:23:33,120 –> 00:23:36,720
believe you’re describing a little
603
00:23:34,000 –> 00:23:38,880
ghostly dragon like on his head
604
00:23:36,720 –> 00:23:41,440
his hind leg starts to kick against your
605
00:23:38,880 –> 00:23:41,440
shoulder pad
606
00:23:41,520 –> 00:23:45,520
oh that’s like a puppy
607
00:23:44,080 –> 00:23:47,279
i like him
608
00:23:45,520 –> 00:23:48,240
so far i don’t have a reason not to like
609
00:23:47,279 –> 00:23:49,919
him
610
00:23:48,240 –> 00:23:51,760
well his name is polly darton and this
611
00:23:49,919 –> 00:23:55,679
is my new son
612
00:23:51,760 –> 00:23:57,520
[Laughter]
613
00:23:55,679 –> 00:24:00,480
is that her i don’t think that’s how
614
00:23:57,520 –> 00:24:03,799
you’re kind reproduced harlow
615
00:24:00,480 –> 00:24:03,799
it is now
616
00:24:07,120 –> 00:24:13,960
no no no sweetie i’m your daddy i’m
617
00:24:10,320 –> 00:24:13,960
still working on mama
618
00:24:20,159 –> 00:24:24,360
utterly [ __ ] defeated
619
00:24:32,000 –> 00:24:36,040
oh you like ryan that’s why it’s a
620
00:24:34,240 –> 00:24:38,480
problem that you said you loved her
621
00:24:36,040 –> 00:24:40,960
[Applause]
622
00:24:38,480 –> 00:24:44,400
arlo looks at when tara just like he
623
00:24:40,960 –> 00:24:46,400
does that slow look over of like
624
00:24:44,400 –> 00:24:47,760
of just like i don’t know what to do
625
00:24:46,400 –> 00:24:49,760
with you anymore
626
00:24:47,760 –> 00:24:52,760
jordan is still [ __ ] dying in the
627
00:24:49,760 –> 00:24:52,760
background
628
00:25:03,100 –> 00:25:07,190
[Laughter]
629
00:25:07,360 –> 00:25:12,000
okay so yeah you have a dragon friend
630
00:25:09,679 –> 00:25:14,080
congrats
631
00:25:12,000 –> 00:25:15,760
so everyone if you’re uh you’re uh
632
00:25:14,080 –> 00:25:18,159
interested in making fan art his name is
633
00:25:15,760 –> 00:25:20,240
polly darton uh how much control do i
634
00:25:18,159 –> 00:25:22,720
have over polly’s appearance
635
00:25:20,240 –> 00:25:24,960
that depends on what you say next
636
00:25:22,720 –> 00:25:26,799
can he also have a small little cowboy
637
00:25:24,960 –> 00:25:28,320
hat that he like wears
638
00:25:26,799 –> 00:25:29,600
that like has one of those little ties
639
00:25:28,320 –> 00:25:31,200
underneath it for like when it’s a kid’s
640
00:25:29,600 –> 00:25:33,760
cowboy hat so they don’t lose it you
641
00:25:31,200 –> 00:25:37,039
know i’m not even lying i’m here for it
642
00:25:33,760 –> 00:25:38,080
honestly and also a little bolo tie
643
00:25:37,039 –> 00:25:40,720
as
644
00:25:38,080 –> 00:25:42,799
paulie looks at you
645
00:25:40,720 –> 00:25:44,559
it kind of like shakes itself off like a
646
00:25:42,799 –> 00:25:45,919
dog that just got out of the rain and
647
00:25:44,559 –> 00:25:49,440
all of a sudden it now has a little
648
00:25:45,919 –> 00:25:51,760
ghost cowboy hat okay yeah
649
00:25:49,440 –> 00:25:54,799
yeah my boy
650
00:25:51,760 –> 00:25:56,400
what a strange little creature
651
00:25:54,799 –> 00:25:58,559
in a good way
652
00:25:56,400 –> 00:26:01,440
i have only had polly for five seconds
653
00:25:58,559 –> 00:26:03,120
but if anything happened to him
654
00:26:01,440 –> 00:26:04,720
i would kill everyone in this room but
655
00:26:03,120 –> 00:26:07,760
did myself
656
00:26:04,720 –> 00:26:10,240
interesting safe looks at modi she like
657
00:26:07,760 –> 00:26:10,960
gestures like to
658
00:26:10,240 –> 00:26:12,960
to
659
00:26:10,960 –> 00:26:14,480
arlo and the dragon
660
00:26:12,960 –> 00:26:16,240
like she doesn’t even like repeat
661
00:26:14,480 –> 00:26:17,679
herself this time she’s just like you
662
00:26:16,240 –> 00:26:21,640
see this
663
00:26:17,679 –> 00:26:21,640
we could have that
664
00:26:25,039 –> 00:26:29,200
that i don’t want you inside of me
665
00:26:27,440 –> 00:26:32,240
that’s just wrong
666
00:26:29,200 –> 00:26:32,240
that’s what she said
667
00:26:33,279 –> 00:26:37,590
don’t die
668
00:26:35,760 –> 00:26:40,650
don’t you don’t you have
669
00:26:37,590 –> 00:26:40,650
[Applause]
670
00:26:47,919 –> 00:26:53,039
no a [ __ ] course i don’t think you’re
671
00:26:50,480 –> 00:26:54,559
an actual cat hey do you think we found
672
00:26:53,039 –> 00:26:56,080
poisonous mushrooms when we fed them to
673
00:26:54,559 –> 00:26:58,080
modi it would get rid of them she says
674
00:26:56,080 –> 00:26:59,279
looking around as she realizes that it’s
675
00:26:58,080 –> 00:27:01,760
really musty in here and there’s a
676
00:26:59,279 –> 00:27:04,480
chance mushrooms can be growing but also
677
00:27:01,760 –> 00:27:06,799
she finds the little orb thingy and it’s
678
00:27:04,480 –> 00:27:08,559
like oh this is interesting looking
679
00:27:06,799 –> 00:27:10,320
i’ll address that in a second real quick
680
00:27:08,559 –> 00:27:11,520
you do know you can make mushrooms right
681
00:27:10,320 –> 00:27:13,200
oh i know
682
00:27:11,520 –> 00:27:15,279
i’ve had to say i know i gave you that
683
00:27:13,200 –> 00:27:17,520
it was more of a side comment like going
684
00:27:15,279 –> 00:27:19,039
along with like ragging on modi
685
00:27:17,520 –> 00:27:21,120
okay gotcha
686
00:27:19,039 –> 00:27:23,600
just in case you actually wanted to try
687
00:27:21,120 –> 00:27:27,279
um we’ll see later
688
00:27:23,600 –> 00:27:29,600
okay but you find this orb
689
00:27:27,279 –> 00:27:32,880
and
690
00:27:29,600 –> 00:27:34,960
as you get closer to it you realize
691
00:27:32,880 –> 00:27:38,880
the image inside
692
00:27:34,960 –> 00:27:41,120
is of an older tabaxi
693
00:27:38,880 –> 00:27:43,360
one that because of
694
00:27:41,120 –> 00:27:48,000
what bookworm showed you in her dream
695
00:27:43,360 –> 00:27:50,159
you realize is the original bookworm
696
00:27:48,000 –> 00:27:53,200
as you pick it up
697
00:27:50,159 –> 00:27:55,440
it begins to shine and then an illusion
698
00:27:53,200 –> 00:27:57,440
is cast on the room around you
699
00:27:55,440 –> 00:28:00,399
and suddenly you see
700
00:27:57,440 –> 00:28:02,399
bookworm is there
701
00:28:00,399 –> 00:28:04,720
not actually but
702
00:28:02,399 –> 00:28:05,919
the visage of him is there like a like a
703
00:28:04,720 –> 00:28:07,600
hologram
704
00:28:05,919 –> 00:28:10,000
yes
705
00:28:07,600 –> 00:28:11,520
the bookworm that you are all more
706
00:28:10,000 –> 00:28:14,240
familiar with
707
00:28:11,520 –> 00:28:17,600
walks up towards this illusion holding
708
00:28:14,240 –> 00:28:22,080
out her hand wantingly
709
00:28:17,600 –> 00:28:22,080
but then the illusion begins to speak
710
00:28:22,399 –> 00:28:24,720
alright
711
00:28:23,520 –> 00:28:28,240
this is
712
00:28:24,720 –> 00:28:28,240
my first test
713
00:28:28,840 –> 00:28:33,840
attempt to cure death itself
714
00:28:34,320 –> 00:28:40,000
i believe the secret is
715
00:28:37,760 –> 00:28:40,000
in
716
00:28:40,159 –> 00:28:44,559
who am i kidding it may not even be
717
00:28:42,240 –> 00:28:47,039
possible
718
00:28:44,559 –> 00:28:49,760
i think if i can bring
719
00:28:47,039 –> 00:28:52,960
spells to life
720
00:28:49,760 –> 00:28:54,559
i can harness that power
721
00:28:52,960 –> 00:28:56,320
more than just learning a spell and
722
00:28:54,559 –> 00:28:59,039
casting it but really
723
00:28:56,320 –> 00:29:01,279
making it a force that all people can
724
00:28:59,039 –> 00:29:04,320
use
725
00:29:01,279 –> 00:29:06,480
i know i want my wife back but
726
00:29:04,320 –> 00:29:09,039
it’s not fair if i’m the only one who
727
00:29:06,480 –> 00:29:13,039
gets what they want
728
00:29:09,039 –> 00:29:17,120
i’ll start off slow make sure i can
729
00:29:13,039 –> 00:29:17,120
figure out exactly how this works but
730
00:29:17,520 –> 00:29:21,840
i’m going to have to go pretty high up
731
00:29:19,120 –> 00:29:21,840
for what i want
732
00:29:22,000 –> 00:29:26,000
after all
733
00:29:24,320 –> 00:29:28,320
well
734
00:29:26,000 –> 00:29:30,399
we’ll get there when we get there
735
00:29:28,320 –> 00:29:31,360
for now let’s see if i can create a mage
736
00:29:30,399 –> 00:29:33,440
hand
737
00:29:31,360 –> 00:29:36,480
with a will of its own
738
00:29:33,440 –> 00:29:36,480
and the illusion fades
739
00:29:36,960 –> 00:29:40,559
hey guys that sounds like the thing that
740
00:29:38,480 –> 00:29:42,240
we encountered guys it was my thought
741
00:29:40,559 –> 00:29:44,799
exactly arlo
742
00:29:42,240 –> 00:29:47,279
so he did it he actually did it he
743
00:29:44,799 –> 00:29:49,440
brought a spell to life
744
00:29:47,279 –> 00:29:49,440
but
745
00:29:50,000 –> 00:29:54,559
what does that mean
746
00:29:52,559 –> 00:29:56,960
i don’t know
747
00:29:54,559 –> 00:29:59,679
but i don’t like it
748
00:29:56,960 –> 00:30:01,679
i’m gonna investigate the lever
749
00:29:59,679 –> 00:30:03,360
cool it is on the roof 30 feet above you
750
00:30:01,679 –> 00:30:04,320
how do you get to it i have a grappling
751
00:30:03,360 –> 00:30:07,279
hook
752
00:30:04,320 –> 00:30:11,679
all right roll a ranged attack roll on
753
00:30:07,279 –> 00:30:11,679
it do you guys see that up there
754
00:30:12,320 –> 00:30:16,080
when tara looks up she’s like oh yeah
755
00:30:14,559 –> 00:30:18,240
that’s interesting
756
00:30:16,080 –> 00:30:20,000
yeah it’s a that’s a lever there i’m
757
00:30:18,240 –> 00:30:21,600
just gonna warn you i really want to
758
00:30:20,000 –> 00:30:24,320
pull it
759
00:30:21,600 –> 00:30:26,559
oh hey safe um what we could do instead
760
00:30:24,320 –> 00:30:29,360
is uh not that
761
00:30:26,559 –> 00:30:32,240
do you see any magic on it
762
00:30:29,360 –> 00:30:34,000
i look at it with my special eyes
763
00:30:32,240 –> 00:30:35,360
you do not
764
00:30:34,000 –> 00:30:37,840
yes
765
00:30:35,360 –> 00:30:37,840
all right
766
00:30:39,039 –> 00:30:42,720
deception
767
00:30:40,930 –> 00:30:45,440
[Laughter]
768
00:30:42,720 –> 00:30:47,919
versus sate’s insight
769
00:30:45,440 –> 00:30:49,600
ah [ __ ] oh boy
770
00:30:47,919 –> 00:30:52,799
you know he’s lying
771
00:30:49,600 –> 00:30:54,559
wait wait i can still save it uh-huh so
772
00:30:52,799 –> 00:30:55,760
that’s a five
773
00:30:54,559 –> 00:30:59,039
plus
774
00:30:55,760 –> 00:31:00,080
my deception which is zero so it is a
775
00:30:59,039 –> 00:31:02,159
five
776
00:31:00,080 –> 00:31:04,000
oh okay what’d you get on insight i
777
00:31:02,159 –> 00:31:06,480
rolled a 12 so i got higher than him
778
00:31:04,000 –> 00:31:08,640
guys yeah no you he paused for way too
779
00:31:06,480 –> 00:31:09,919
long
780
00:31:08,640 –> 00:31:12,000
it wasn’t like
781
00:31:09,919 –> 00:31:15,519
is that you see any magic on it no it
782
00:31:12,000 –> 00:31:15,519
was like do you see any magic on it
783
00:31:15,840 –> 00:31:19,919
nah
784
00:31:17,039 –> 00:31:22,480
when daryl is just like wait say first
785
00:31:19,919 –> 00:31:23,919
hold on and she’s gonna look at bookworm
786
00:31:22,480 –> 00:31:26,799
and see if any of this is starting to
787
00:31:23,919 –> 00:31:27,919
look familiar at all
788
00:31:26,799 –> 00:31:29,120
like you’re just trying to read her
789
00:31:27,919 –> 00:31:31,279
reaction
790
00:31:29,120 –> 00:31:33,760
yes but she’s also just going to kind of
791
00:31:31,279 –> 00:31:35,039
like like come like closer to her as
792
00:31:33,760 –> 00:31:37,600
like a
793
00:31:35,039 –> 00:31:39,919
does any of this
794
00:31:37,600 –> 00:31:41,760
does any of this bring back anything or
795
00:31:39,919 –> 00:31:43,519
is it still
796
00:31:41,760 –> 00:31:47,360
missing
797
00:31:43,519 –> 00:31:48,480
you feel a breeze as you hear
798
00:31:47,360 –> 00:31:50,720
i
799
00:31:48,480 –> 00:31:52,000
i remember this place
800
00:31:50,720 –> 00:31:53,519
it was
801
00:31:52,000 –> 00:31:55,360
where it was
802
00:31:53,519 –> 00:31:57,279
that i forgot
803
00:31:55,360 –> 00:32:00,720
even now that we’re here
804
00:31:57,279 –> 00:32:02,399
i don’t know if i could come back here
805
00:32:00,720 –> 00:32:06,000
but
806
00:32:02,399 –> 00:32:08,080
i do remember being here when it was
807
00:32:06,000 –> 00:32:10,640
less musty
808
00:32:08,080 –> 00:32:13,760
it was always about this cluttered
809
00:32:10,640 –> 00:32:16,000
the egg was new
810
00:32:13,760 –> 00:32:17,679
what about that lover
811
00:32:16,000 –> 00:32:18,640
um
812
00:32:17,679 –> 00:32:19,440
i
813
00:32:18,640 –> 00:32:20,480
don’t
814
00:32:19,440 –> 00:32:22,960
know
815
00:32:20,480 –> 00:32:25,519
i was only ever in this room i i never
816
00:32:22,960 –> 00:32:26,960
went any further in this is as far as i
817
00:32:25,519 –> 00:32:29,360
ever
818
00:32:26,960 –> 00:32:31,679
spent time with him
819
00:32:29,360 –> 00:32:33,840
all right pull the lever safe
820
00:32:31,679 –> 00:32:35,600
pulling the lever
821
00:32:33,840 –> 00:32:37,519
wrong lever
822
00:32:35,600 –> 00:32:40,799
i i believe i asked for a ranged attack
823
00:32:37,519 –> 00:32:43,440
to see if you can get the damn thing so
824
00:32:40,799 –> 00:32:47,919
i rolled a 17.
825
00:32:43,440 –> 00:32:49,600
yeah so with a 17 you are able to
826
00:32:47,919 –> 00:32:52,799
get the um
827
00:32:49,600 –> 00:32:54,960
lever with your grappling hook and then
828
00:32:52,799 –> 00:32:57,760
you give it a quick pull and from the
829
00:32:54,960 –> 00:32:59,679
door you hear click
830
00:32:57,760 –> 00:33:02,080
all right well
831
00:32:59,679 –> 00:33:04,240
time to move forward i guess
832
00:33:02,080 –> 00:33:05,519
do i see any magic on the door
833
00:33:04,240 –> 00:33:07,279
nope
834
00:33:05,519 –> 00:33:08,640
uh hey safe make sure you check that
835
00:33:07,279 –> 00:33:10,799
door for traps
836
00:33:08,640 –> 00:33:12,960
check store for traps
837
00:33:10,799 –> 00:33:14,399
roll investigation
838
00:33:12,960 –> 00:33:16,799
323
839
00:33:14,399 –> 00:33:20,399
you do not see any traps on this thing
840
00:33:16,799 –> 00:33:22,080
it is a normal ass door all right normal
841
00:33:20,399 –> 00:33:23,840
ass door
842
00:33:22,080 –> 00:33:25,360
with a unique locking mechanic that
843
00:33:23,840 –> 00:33:26,480
requires you to pull a lever 30 feet off
844
00:33:25,360 –> 00:33:28,159
the air
845
00:33:26,480 –> 00:33:29,360
what a strange
846
00:33:28,159 –> 00:33:31,039
strange
847
00:33:29,360 –> 00:33:32,880
way to get into another room in
848
00:33:31,039 –> 00:33:34,960
someone’s home
849
00:33:32,880 –> 00:33:36,840
not necessarily i’m guessing that we’re
850
00:33:34,960 –> 00:33:39,440
about to walk in on a bunch of his
851
00:33:36,840 –> 00:33:41,440
experiments if you haven’t
852
00:33:39,440 –> 00:33:44,000
real quick roll insight for me all of
853
00:33:41,440 –> 00:33:45,760
you okay well that wasn’t at 20 plus 11
854
00:33:44,000 –> 00:33:46,880
so 31
855
00:33:45,760 –> 00:33:49,600
i got
856
00:33:46,880 –> 00:33:51,519
a 12. uh arlo you do not catch this you
857
00:33:49,600 –> 00:33:52,720
are too busy playing with your newfound
858
00:33:51,519 –> 00:33:54,640
friend
859
00:33:52,720 –> 00:33:55,600
getting in some quality parental bonding
860
00:33:54,640 –> 00:33:57,600
time
861
00:33:55,600 –> 00:34:00,559
he’s just like licking my face i’m just
862
00:33:57,600 –> 00:34:00,559
rolling around the ground like
863
00:34:01,039 –> 00:34:07,200
i made you the leader jesus christ yeah
864
00:34:03,679 –> 00:34:09,119
yeah you [ __ ] did you did do that
865
00:34:07,200 –> 00:34:11,599
you guys realize
866
00:34:09,119 –> 00:34:13,839
that uh the range
867
00:34:11,599 –> 00:34:15,359
of 30 feet is the same as mage hand
868
00:34:13,839 –> 00:34:16,879
which is the spell that was
869
00:34:15,359 –> 00:34:18,320
that uh bookworm is attempting to
870
00:34:16,879 –> 00:34:20,800
animate
871
00:34:18,320 –> 00:34:22,879
that’s an interesting coincidence
872
00:34:20,800 –> 00:34:24,960
yeah coincidence we’ll go with that yeah
873
00:34:22,879 –> 00:34:28,399
my guess is that we’re about to walk in
874
00:34:24,960 –> 00:34:28,399
on a bunch of experiments
875
00:34:30,960 –> 00:34:35,119
so you guys make your way into the
876
00:34:33,280 –> 00:34:38,000
second room
877
00:34:35,119 –> 00:34:42,240
it appears to be about as disorganized
878
00:34:38,000 –> 00:34:45,040
as the first one same musty spell
879
00:34:42,240 –> 00:34:47,440
there are less notes in here it’s still
880
00:34:45,040 –> 00:34:49,599
a considerable mess but
881
00:34:47,440 –> 00:34:51,520
far far less than what it was in the
882
00:34:49,599 –> 00:34:53,440
beginning it seems like
883
00:34:51,520 –> 00:34:55,200
once he managed to figure out the mage
884
00:34:53,440 –> 00:34:57,520
hand thing things started to go at least
885
00:34:55,200 –> 00:35:00,720
a little bit smoother for him
886
00:34:57,520 –> 00:35:03,599
but like last time montero you do see
887
00:35:00,720 –> 00:35:04,400
that there is another orb like the first
888
00:35:03,599 –> 00:35:05,359
one
889
00:35:04,400 –> 00:35:06,720
um
890
00:35:05,359 –> 00:35:08,560
there’s another one of those weird
891
00:35:06,720 –> 00:35:10,800
speaky orbs
892
00:35:08,560 –> 00:35:12,960
and she’s gonna go pick it up
893
00:35:10,800 –> 00:35:15,280
and once you do that once again it
894
00:35:12,960 –> 00:35:17,599
begins to glow and
895
00:35:15,280 –> 00:35:19,680
another illusion of bookworm appears
896
00:35:17,599 –> 00:35:22,160
before you all again
897
00:35:19,680 –> 00:35:24,320
this time he looks far happier than he
898
00:35:22,160 –> 00:35:25,839
did in the original
899
00:35:24,320 –> 00:35:28,160
the first one he looked a little
900
00:35:25,839 –> 00:35:30,480
stressed out now he looks kind of happy
901
00:35:28,160 –> 00:35:31,920
like because he’s making progress
902
00:35:30,480 –> 00:35:34,480
and
903
00:35:31,920 –> 00:35:37,200
it begins to speak and says
904
00:35:34,480 –> 00:35:39,680
i’ve actually managed to
905
00:35:37,200 –> 00:35:40,720
get the mage hand to work
906
00:35:39,680 –> 00:35:43,680
i’ve
907
00:35:40,720 –> 00:35:46,079
been making some progress and almost
908
00:35:43,680 –> 00:35:47,599
have the concept of a first level spell
909
00:35:46,079 –> 00:35:48,640
down
910
00:35:47,599 –> 00:35:50,240
i’ve
911
00:35:48,640 –> 00:35:53,040
decided to
912
00:35:50,240 –> 00:35:54,560
try something a little bit more
913
00:35:53,040 –> 00:35:56,480
potent
914
00:35:54,560 –> 00:35:57,760
a little more dangerous
915
00:35:56,480 –> 00:36:00,320
but
916
00:35:57,760 –> 00:36:03,920
it’s going to be necessary as i begin
917
00:36:00,320 –> 00:36:05,920
climbing into higher and higher spells
918
00:36:03,920 –> 00:36:08,320
it’s an inevitability so i might as well
919
00:36:05,920 –> 00:36:10,720
start now with something i at least know
920
00:36:08,320 –> 00:36:13,119
is more easily controlled
921
00:36:10,720 –> 00:36:15,599
so i will begin
922
00:36:13,119 –> 00:36:18,160
attempting to animate
923
00:36:15,599 –> 00:36:19,520
magic missile
924
00:36:18,160 –> 00:36:21,760
and it ends
925
00:36:19,520 –> 00:36:24,880
if we’re assuming that that hand we had
926
00:36:21,760 –> 00:36:27,440
to fight earlier is my chant magehand
927
00:36:24,880 –> 00:36:30,160
and he animated it i don’t like the
928
00:36:27,440 –> 00:36:31,760
sound of having to deal with animated
929
00:36:30,160 –> 00:36:34,640
magic missile
930
00:36:31,760 –> 00:36:37,200
no no nor do i
931
00:36:34,640 –> 00:36:39,520
well like all right so i get like
932
00:36:37,200 –> 00:36:42,320
starting with a benign spell like mage
933
00:36:39,520 –> 00:36:45,119
hand for your first one but why
934
00:36:42,320 –> 00:36:48,400
on earth for your second try would you
935
00:36:45,119 –> 00:36:50,640
try magic missile like all right i’ve
936
00:36:48,400 –> 00:36:54,320
made a hand now
937
00:36:50,640 –> 00:36:56,720
deadly deadline knife bullets that never
938
00:36:54,320 –> 00:36:58,240
miss can’t go wrong
939
00:36:56,720 –> 00:36:59,839
yeah we may have had some fire happy
940
00:36:58,240 –> 00:37:01,359
wizards in the forest at one point so
941
00:36:59,839 –> 00:37:03,839
i’ve had my own encounters with magic
942
00:37:01,359 –> 00:37:05,920
missile i don’t like it too much
943
00:37:03,839 –> 00:37:08,400
so as you
944
00:37:05,920 –> 00:37:10,720
look around the room you now see that
945
00:37:08,400 –> 00:37:12,880
there is once again a door on the far
946
00:37:10,720 –> 00:37:14,480
end this room is far larger than the
947
00:37:12,880 –> 00:37:15,440
last one was
948
00:37:14,480 –> 00:37:17,200
and
949
00:37:15,440 –> 00:37:19,280
you see that
950
00:37:17,200 –> 00:37:22,079
there are three targets on three
951
00:37:19,280 –> 00:37:24,400
separate ends of the room they are very
952
00:37:22,079 –> 00:37:26,720
far apart from each other
953
00:37:24,400 –> 00:37:28,160
what another coincidence
954
00:37:26,720 –> 00:37:30,800
yeah definitely she says more
955
00:37:28,160 –> 00:37:32,160
sarcastically this time
956
00:37:30,800 –> 00:37:34,400
what do you do
957
00:37:32,160 –> 00:37:36,400
what indeed well i don’t think any of us
958
00:37:34,400 –> 00:37:38,880
can do that
959
00:37:36,400 –> 00:37:40,720
uh yeah i don’t know magic miss you guys
960
00:37:38,880 –> 00:37:41,839
that’s more of a you know
961
00:37:40,720 –> 00:37:44,320
wizard
962
00:37:41,839 –> 00:37:46,000
sorcerer type of deal uh saith you’ve
963
00:37:44,320 –> 00:37:48,960
got a crossbow
964
00:37:46,000 –> 00:37:51,040
i do i do have a crossbow
965
00:37:48,960 –> 00:37:54,240
uh 16.
966
00:37:51,040 –> 00:37:56,880
okay you managed to hit one of them okay
967
00:37:54,240 –> 00:38:00,000
aiming at the next okay
968
00:37:56,880 –> 00:38:01,599
i rolled a 12.
969
00:38:00,000 –> 00:38:02,839
it’s a little bit off but it still hits
970
00:38:01,599 –> 00:38:05,119
the target
971
00:38:02,839 –> 00:38:07,040
okay hurts your ego more than anything
972
00:38:05,119 –> 00:38:09,200
honestly fair enough
973
00:38:07,040 –> 00:38:10,720
that one’s a 15.
974
00:38:09,200 –> 00:38:12,470
that one hits
975
00:38:10,720 –> 00:38:13,839
nothing happens
976
00:38:12,470 –> 00:38:16,000
[Music]
977
00:38:13,839 –> 00:38:17,440
all right well apparently it has to be
978
00:38:16,000 –> 00:38:19,359
magic
979
00:38:17,440 –> 00:38:20,400
roll insight for me
980
00:38:19,359 –> 00:38:21,440
all of you
981
00:38:20,400 –> 00:38:23,440
18.
982
00:38:21,440 –> 00:38:26,560
i’m rolling low today
983
00:38:23,440 –> 00:38:28,400
ooh baby that’s a natural 20. nice yeah
984
00:38:26,560 –> 00:38:29,520
that’s only a 15 for me
985
00:38:28,400 –> 00:38:31,280
wow i think it’s the lowest you’ve got
986
00:38:29,520 –> 00:38:32,640
and it’s still pretty respectable that’s
987
00:38:31,280 –> 00:38:34,960
a four on the die
988
00:38:32,640 –> 00:38:36,880
jesus christ i feel like i definitely
989
00:38:34,960 –> 00:38:38,480
wasted that 20. no no no it’s still
990
00:38:36,880 –> 00:38:41,920
pretty important
991
00:38:38,480 –> 00:38:43,920
so you guys remember with the first room
992
00:38:41,920 –> 00:38:45,119
none of you cast mage hand and it still
993
00:38:43,920 –> 00:38:47,839
worked
994
00:38:45,119 –> 00:38:50,480
it seems like the key is less using the
995
00:38:47,839 –> 00:38:52,640
spell and more imitating its effect
996
00:38:50,480 –> 00:38:54,800
and with magic missile even though none
997
00:38:52,640 –> 00:38:56,640
of you guys can cast it it
998
00:38:54,800 –> 00:38:58,240
wouldn’t be crazy to say that y’all have
999
00:38:56,640 –> 00:39:01,920
a base idea on how it works since this
1000
00:38:58,240 –> 00:39:03,680
is a common spell and all thr all three
1001
00:39:01,920 –> 00:39:06,240
of the base blasts on a first level
1002
00:39:03,680 –> 00:39:08,560
magic missile go out simultaneously
1003
00:39:06,240 –> 00:39:12,480
oh all we gotta do is hit it at the same
1004
00:39:08,560 –> 00:39:12,480
time the same there you go
1005
00:39:12,839 –> 00:39:18,320
okay so we each take a long-ranged
1006
00:39:16,160 –> 00:39:21,119
attack at it then they’re on ground
1007
00:39:18,320 –> 00:39:25,280
level by the way so we all just need to
1008
00:39:21,119 –> 00:39:27,040
take a a melee uh hit on it then
1009
00:39:25,280 –> 00:39:29,599
we just uh all attack it at the same
1010
00:39:27,040 –> 00:39:32,000
time simultaneously we just uh just
1011
00:39:29,599 –> 00:39:33,680
punch it okay so now we get to have my
1012
00:39:32,000 –> 00:39:35,440
really fun mechanic where you all have
1013
00:39:33,680 –> 00:39:36,880
to roll d20s over and over again until
1014
00:39:35,440 –> 00:39:38,480
you get at the same time but that’s
1015
00:39:36,880 –> 00:39:41,119
stupid no you guys go do that and it
1016
00:39:38,480 –> 00:39:42,560
works it clicks okay yeah
1017
00:39:41,119 –> 00:39:44,160
we get what we want
1018
00:39:42,560 –> 00:39:46,160
could you imagine if i did that i would
1019
00:39:44,160 –> 00:39:47,680
be sad if we had to roll the exact same
1020
00:39:46,160 –> 00:39:50,160
numbers
1021
00:39:47,680 –> 00:39:52,880
we would write jordan we
1022
00:39:50,160 –> 00:39:56,440
these characters in your fictional world
1023
00:39:52,880 –> 00:40:01,080
we would rise up against you you
1024
00:39:56,440 –> 00:40:01,080
[Laughter]
1025
00:40:02,240 –> 00:40:07,520
so you guys make your way into the next
1026
00:40:05,359 –> 00:40:09,040
room
1027
00:40:07,520 –> 00:40:10,400
and
1028
00:40:09,040 –> 00:40:12,480
this time
1029
00:40:10,400 –> 00:40:14,319
again it’s the same as before
1030
00:40:12,480 –> 00:40:16,480
the notes get progressively less and
1031
00:40:14,319 –> 00:40:18,160
like it’s at no point does it ever feel
1032
00:40:16,480 –> 00:40:19,920
like a reasonable amount of notes that
1033
00:40:18,160 –> 00:40:22,960
you could read through all of them
1034
00:40:19,920 –> 00:40:24,960
but it’s more counting by the piles
1035
00:40:22,960 –> 00:40:26,640
uh hey uh can i just keep like you know
1036
00:40:24,960 –> 00:40:28,240
take all the keep taking all the notes
1037
00:40:26,640 –> 00:40:29,520
that we keep finding and then just uh
1038
00:40:28,240 –> 00:40:31,359
just keep shoving them in the bag of
1039
00:40:29,520 –> 00:40:32,880
holding to be taken back in the
1040
00:40:31,359 –> 00:40:35,119
headquarters so like you know they can
1041
00:40:32,880 –> 00:40:36,560
be looked over uh sure
1042
00:40:35,119 –> 00:40:38,800
yeah all right i’m gonna do that all
1043
00:40:36,560 –> 00:40:39,839
right so you do
1044
00:40:38,800 –> 00:40:42,640
that
1045
00:40:39,839 –> 00:40:45,760
once again there’s another orb there and
1046
00:40:42,640 –> 00:40:48,800
the door itself
1047
00:40:45,760 –> 00:40:49,760
is actually made of glass and acts like
1048
00:40:48,800 –> 00:40:51,359
a mirror
1049
00:40:49,760 –> 00:40:53,599
hmm
1050
00:40:51,359 –> 00:40:56,480
the orb is in front of the glass door
1051
00:40:53,599 –> 00:40:58,720
mirror the orb is just
1052
00:40:56,480 –> 00:41:01,040
like in the room like the other ones the
1053
00:40:58,720 –> 00:41:03,760
the placement of the orb is generally
1054
00:41:01,040 –> 00:41:05,680
pretty irrelevant okay i guess when tara
1055
00:41:03,760 –> 00:41:09,119
will pick up this third one
1056
00:41:05,680 –> 00:41:12,800
all right as the illusion comes out
1057
00:41:09,119 –> 00:41:17,760
you see bookworm once again saying
1058
00:41:12,800 –> 00:41:18,960
it is time to begin second level trials
1059
00:41:17,760 –> 00:41:21,680
admittedly
1060
00:41:18,960 –> 00:41:23,440
perhaps having magic missile be my first
1061
00:41:21,680 –> 00:41:25,760
level spell choice was not the smartest
1062
00:41:23,440 –> 00:41:26,720
idea there was some damages done to the
1063
00:41:25,760 –> 00:41:28,560
lab
1064
00:41:26,720 –> 00:41:30,400
arlo in the background like say a
1065
00:41:28,560 –> 00:41:32,720
[ __ ] towel
1066
00:41:30,400 –> 00:41:34,480
i assumed because it always hits that it
1067
00:41:32,720 –> 00:41:36,640
was more easily controllable
1068
00:41:34,480 –> 00:41:40,240
it turns out when sentience is involved
1069
00:41:36,640 –> 00:41:42,000
that changes and it’s just uh
1070
00:41:40,240 –> 00:41:42,880
it just doesn’t miss
1071
00:41:42,000 –> 00:41:44,400
but
1072
00:41:42,880 –> 00:41:45,520
lesson learned that’s why we do these
1073
00:41:44,400 –> 00:41:47,280
trials
1074
00:41:45,520 –> 00:41:49,040
i unfortunately hardly enough that i can
1075
00:41:47,280 –> 00:41:50,560
take some magic missiles and
1076
00:41:49,040 –> 00:41:51,680
keep on going
1077
00:41:50,560 –> 00:41:54,240
but we’re going to be taking it a little
1078
00:41:51,680 –> 00:41:57,040
bit safer this time going to try
1079
00:41:54,240 –> 00:41:59,200
mirror image that seems far less likely
1080
00:41:57,040 –> 00:42:02,319
to cause damage
1081
00:41:59,200 –> 00:42:03,599
not really related to the experiments
1082
00:42:02,319 –> 00:42:05,839
but
1083
00:42:03,599 –> 00:42:07,760
i met someone today
1084
00:42:05,839 –> 00:42:09,040
a little girl that’s native to the
1085
00:42:07,760 –> 00:42:09,920
forest
1086
00:42:09,040 –> 00:42:11,920
she
1087
00:42:09,920 –> 00:42:14,720
found me while i was out gathering
1088
00:42:11,920 –> 00:42:18,400
material components and
1089
00:42:14,720 –> 00:42:22,000
she had such wonder and curiosity to her
1090
00:42:18,400 –> 00:42:25,040
asking so many questions and
1091
00:42:22,000 –> 00:42:27,839
she even followed me back
1092
00:42:25,040 –> 00:42:29,599
spent some time together talking
1093
00:42:27,839 –> 00:42:32,960
telling me about which
1094
00:42:29,599 –> 00:42:34,800
it is that she does here in the forest
1095
00:42:32,960 –> 00:42:36,880
mostly playing
1096
00:42:34,800 –> 00:42:39,280
and i told her about
1097
00:42:36,880 –> 00:42:42,000
my past with magics
1098
00:42:39,280 –> 00:42:44,000
i shouldn’t get sidetracked with such
1099
00:42:42,000 –> 00:42:46,240
trivialities
1100
00:42:44,000 –> 00:42:47,119
i just begin the experiment and it cuts
1101
00:42:46,240 –> 00:42:49,119
off
1102
00:42:47,119 –> 00:42:51,200
why would you be so hurtful when tara’s
1103
00:42:49,119 –> 00:42:52,319
side eyes bookworm for checking her
1104
00:42:51,200 –> 00:42:53,839
reaction
1105
00:42:52,319 –> 00:42:55,440
she’s starting to tear up a little bit
1106
00:42:53,839 –> 00:42:57,359
thank you
1107
00:42:55,440 –> 00:42:59,359
i side-eyed jordan and check for his
1108
00:42:57,359 –> 00:43:00,400
reaction to see if he still has a human
1109
00:42:59,359 –> 00:43:03,599
soul
1110
00:43:00,400 –> 00:43:03,599
i have a shitty grin
1111
00:43:04,480 –> 00:43:08,000
what do you all do
1112
00:43:06,720 –> 00:43:08,960
when jace is like
1113
00:43:08,000 –> 00:43:12,000
so
1114
00:43:08,960 –> 00:43:14,480
i’m sure it’s not the most unheard of
1115
00:43:12,000 –> 00:43:16,240
thing that i’m not the smartest person i
1116
00:43:14,480 –> 00:43:18,800
don’t know what that spell does or how
1117
00:43:16,240 –> 00:43:21,119
we should go about this one
1118
00:43:18,800 –> 00:43:23,119
oh well i can help you out with that
1119
00:43:21,119 –> 00:43:26,160
mirror image is actually a smell that
1120
00:43:23,119 –> 00:43:28,319
creates two illusory duplicates of you
1121
00:43:26,160 –> 00:43:30,400
so it is more difficult for people to be
1122
00:43:28,319 –> 00:43:32,400
able to acetate which of you is the real
1123
00:43:30,400 –> 00:43:33,520
one since they have three choices they
1124
00:43:32,400 –> 00:43:35,839
must make
1125
00:43:33,520 –> 00:43:39,119
so essentially this mirror is gonna
1126
00:43:35,839 –> 00:43:42,079
create two different images of us
1127
00:43:39,119 –> 00:43:44,480
maybe i don’t know it’s not my lair
1128
00:43:42,079 –> 00:43:47,440
i i feel like i feel like letting that
1129
00:43:44,480 –> 00:43:50,880
mirror make copies of us would be
1130
00:43:47,440 –> 00:43:52,960
very bad tactically and uh i say this as
1131
00:43:50,880 –> 00:43:57,200
someone who’s a who’s had to fight both
1132
00:43:52,960 –> 00:43:59,680
of his friends uh in one day today
1133
00:43:57,200 –> 00:44:01,680
and and that day has been this day it’s
1134
00:43:59,680 –> 00:44:04,400
been a real long day
1135
00:44:01,680 –> 00:44:07,599
why don’t we take a nap or something you
1136
00:44:04,400 –> 00:44:09,760
did it was a short rest oh yeah
1137
00:44:07,599 –> 00:44:11,599
that was the whole last episode
1138
00:44:09,760 –> 00:44:12,960
yeah remember remember you fell asleep
1139
00:44:11,599 –> 00:44:14,880
halfway through the the game that we
1140
00:44:12,960 –> 00:44:16,640
were playing no i didn’t
1141
00:44:14,880 –> 00:44:19,119
all right so what are you guys doing
1142
00:44:16,640 –> 00:44:22,000
uh well we should uh probably pick the
1143
00:44:19,119 –> 00:44:24,400
person that if you know their illusory
1144
00:44:22,000 –> 00:44:26,880
duplicate came at us we’d uh we’d be
1145
00:44:24,400 –> 00:44:29,119
able to take them easiest so um
1146
00:44:26,880 –> 00:44:30,880
sibo you’re up scoot sibo forward is
1147
00:44:29,119 –> 00:44:32,720
exactly what i was thinking
1148
00:44:30,880 –> 00:44:35,359
as soon as you do that he looks like
1149
00:44:32,720 –> 00:44:36,400
wait hold on not the child me
1150
00:44:35,359 –> 00:44:38,319
no
1151
00:44:36,400 –> 00:44:41,599
well honestly sibo i mean that boy is
1152
00:44:38,319 –> 00:44:44,480
pretty strong and sibo you’re um
1153
00:44:41,599 –> 00:44:47,359
you’re good at other stuff also
1154
00:44:44,480 –> 00:44:50,079
he’s a shepherd of fire so or a or a not
1155
00:44:47,359 –> 00:44:53,200
a shepherd of fire sorry he’s a he’s a
1156
00:44:50,079 –> 00:44:54,880
wildfire druid he’s a circle of wildfire
1157
00:44:53,200 –> 00:44:56,640
so um
1158
00:44:54,880 –> 00:44:58,880
definitely don’t want to go up against
1159
00:44:56,640 –> 00:44:59,920
that and a structure made mostly out of
1160
00:44:58,880 –> 00:45:02,960
wood
1161
00:44:59,920 –> 00:45:06,400
i mean it’s right oh fine and sibo walks
1162
00:45:02,960 –> 00:45:08,160
up to the mirror
1163
00:45:06,400 –> 00:45:10,400
nothing happens
1164
00:45:08,160 –> 00:45:12,560
hey sibo you doing it right i don’t
1165
00:45:10,400 –> 00:45:14,000
think it does what you think it does
1166
00:45:12,560 –> 00:45:15,200
hey guys you know how we’ve been having
1167
00:45:14,000 –> 00:45:17,280
to duplicate
1168
00:45:15,200 –> 00:45:20,240
everything so far i think we’ve got to
1169
00:45:17,280 –> 00:45:22,800
figure out a way to duplicate that maybe
1170
00:45:20,240 –> 00:45:27,440
but i don’t know how we would
1171
00:45:22,800 –> 00:45:27,440
so does anyone know like the sky itself
1172
00:45:27,920 –> 00:45:32,440
anyone besides asmodeus
1173
00:45:35,520 –> 00:45:39,280
asmodius why’d you even come here nobody
1174
00:45:37,520 –> 00:45:41,920
likes you
1175
00:45:39,280 –> 00:45:46,560
it’s not a popularity contest
1176
00:45:41,920 –> 00:45:46,560
it’s about forgetting what’s mine
1177
00:45:51,119 –> 00:45:55,359
you’re also bound to not have any
1178
00:45:52,880 –> 00:45:57,520
[ __ ] friends first of all you and i
1179
00:45:55,359 –> 00:46:01,000
have a contract that does not mean that
1180
00:45:57,520 –> 00:46:01,000
you owe me
1181
00:46:08,880 –> 00:46:12,560
wait are you saying you have a bond with
1182
00:46:10,560 –> 00:46:15,359
safe now you guys have been bonding and
1183
00:46:12,560 –> 00:46:17,760
now you’re making friends with faith
1184
00:46:15,359 –> 00:46:19,920
have you heard him be making innuendos
1185
00:46:17,760 –> 00:46:22,160
towards me this whole time like
1186
00:46:19,920 –> 00:46:26,440
seriously
1187
00:46:22,160 –> 00:46:26,440
well maybe that’s his love language
1188
00:46:29,040 –> 00:46:32,240
that sounds like an issue
1189
00:46:33,040 –> 00:46:37,760
uh yeah that sounds pretty problematic
1190
00:46:34,800 –> 00:46:39,520
compadre uh maybe try easing up on it or
1191
00:46:37,760 –> 00:46:41,599
you know trying to even up find a middle
1192
00:46:39,520 –> 00:46:43,839
ground all right
1193
00:46:41,599 –> 00:46:45,200
guys i think this might be our only
1194
00:46:43,839 –> 00:46:47,920
option
1195
00:46:45,200 –> 00:46:50,240
i will say real quick before you do that
1196
00:46:47,920 –> 00:46:51,680
as sibo explained mirror image creates
1197
00:46:50,240 –> 00:46:54,720
two duplicates
1198
00:46:51,680 –> 00:46:54,720
not just one
1199
00:46:55,599 –> 00:46:59,920
so
1200
00:46:57,280 –> 00:47:02,960
modi is not going to be enough
1201
00:46:59,920 –> 00:47:05,839
does anybody have any illusion spells
1202
00:47:02,960 –> 00:47:08,640
ah yes the holy path of bahamut rife
1203
00:47:05,839 –> 00:47:10,400
with illusion magic hey say if you know
1204
00:47:08,640 –> 00:47:11,680
that thing you can do where you can cast
1205
00:47:10,400 –> 00:47:12,960
any spell
1206
00:47:11,680 –> 00:47:17,520
yeah
1207
00:47:12,960 –> 00:47:21,680
oh my god oh my god oh my god we we
1208
00:47:17,520 –> 00:47:24,000
talked about it this episode
1209
00:47:21,680 –> 00:47:25,599
all right let me just fire up this
1210
00:47:24,000 –> 00:47:29,680
museum apparently
1211
00:47:25,599 –> 00:47:33,440
oh my god christina’s on [ __ ]
1212
00:47:29,680 –> 00:47:36,800
i have told you guys that i am not
1213
00:47:33,440 –> 00:47:39,760
smart okay i’m just doing the best that
1214
00:47:36,800 –> 00:47:41,520
i can that also only just occurred to me
1215
00:47:39,760 –> 00:47:42,800
so like because i’m sitting here like
1216
00:47:41,520 –> 00:47:44,240
all right there’s obviously got to be a
1217
00:47:42,800 –> 00:47:48,480
way for us to naturally figure this out
1218
00:47:44,240 –> 00:47:50,720
i was like wait wait wait wait wait wait
1219
00:47:48,480 –> 00:47:52,960
yeah i don’t have the mzm apparatus on
1220
00:47:50,720 –> 00:47:57,040
my items list either so i need to add
1221
00:47:52,960 –> 00:47:59,280
that with the wording that i need for it
1222
00:47:57,040 –> 00:48:01,200
okay so you expect a spell slot to cast
1223
00:47:59,280 –> 00:48:02,960
a spell as normal but before resolving
1224
00:48:01,200 –> 00:48:06,240
it you must make an intelligence arcana
1225
00:48:02,960 –> 00:48:08,880
check the dc is 10 plus twice the level
1226
00:48:06,240 –> 00:48:11,280
of the spell slot you are uh you expand
1227
00:48:08,880 –> 00:48:13,119
to cast the spell so how high do i have
1228
00:48:11,280 –> 00:48:15,280
to roll i think that means 14 for this
1229
00:48:13,119 –> 00:48:17,839
one yeah yeah because you’re a warlock
1230
00:48:15,280 –> 00:48:19,839
you’re capped at second level so you
1231
00:48:17,839 –> 00:48:22,400
have to cast whatever you’re doing as a
1232
00:48:19,839 –> 00:48:24,400
second level spell because warlock okay
1233
00:48:22,400 –> 00:48:27,839
uh so what would what spell would work
1234
00:48:24,400 –> 00:48:30,079
best for this mirror image mirror oh
1235
00:48:27,839 –> 00:48:31,599
i’m an idiot i’m sorry okay you are
1236
00:48:30,079 –> 00:48:32,960
grounded now you know what the funny
1237
00:48:31,599 –> 00:48:34,480
thing is i completely forgot about the
1238
00:48:32,960 –> 00:48:35,200
medium apparatus when i came up with
1239
00:48:34,480 –> 00:48:37,040
this
1240
00:48:35,200 –> 00:48:38,480
fair enough sure
1241
00:48:37,040 –> 00:48:40,559
jordan what did you think the solution
1242
00:48:38,480 –> 00:48:42,400
was going to be i had a solution in mind
1243
00:48:40,559 –> 00:48:44,640
we could talk about that later but like
1244
00:48:42,400 –> 00:48:47,280
it was also supposed to be open-ended um
1245
00:48:44,640 –> 00:48:48,800
okay so i made it i rolled a
1246
00:48:47,280 –> 00:48:50,880
uh 15.
1247
00:48:48,800 –> 00:48:53,920
yeah just barely you make it
1248
00:48:50,880 –> 00:48:55,200
you see this thing sort of siphon modi’s
1249
00:48:53,920 –> 00:48:56,319
power
1250
00:48:55,200 –> 00:48:58,319
and
1251
00:48:56,319 –> 00:48:59,119
modi does not look happy about that at
1252
00:48:58,319 –> 00:49:01,359
all
1253
00:48:59,119 –> 00:49:03,040
yeah suck it [ __ ]
1254
00:49:01,359 –> 00:49:05,440
everyone quick as a group we need to
1255
00:49:03,040 –> 00:49:07,359
flip off modi
1256
00:49:05,440 –> 00:49:09,040
what does that mean don’t don’t listen
1257
00:49:07,359 –> 00:49:10,400
to him honey oh well you see you just
1258
00:49:09,040 –> 00:49:11,359
take all your fingers up and then you
1259
00:49:10,400 –> 00:49:13,200
put one
1260
00:49:11,359 –> 00:49:14,559
oh you know what uh
1261
00:49:13,200 –> 00:49:16,880
never mind
1262
00:49:14,559 –> 00:49:18,480
never mind never mind he’s five years
1263
00:49:16,880 –> 00:49:20,880
old arlo
1264
00:49:18,480 –> 00:49:22,960
excuse you i’m six
1265
00:49:20,880 –> 00:49:25,280
i feel like we’re full forgetting that
1266
00:49:22,960 –> 00:49:27,760
they eat people’s legs i didn’t realize
1267
00:49:25,280 –> 00:49:28,800
you had a birthday he is six years old
1268
00:49:27,760 –> 00:49:31,280
arlo
1269
00:49:28,800 –> 00:49:33,599
come on man they eat people’s legs where
1270
00:49:31,280 –> 00:49:36,079
are the rules we don’t eat legs that’s
1271
00:49:33,599 –> 00:49:38,720
gross we eat knees it’s only people
1272
00:49:36,079 –> 00:49:42,880
who’ve done bad things to the forest
1273
00:49:38,720 –> 00:49:45,760
or pigs or pigs and thus well deserved
1274
00:49:42,880 –> 00:49:48,720
all right so no you know vulgar language
1275
00:49:45,760 –> 00:49:51,040
or like you know sexual content but all
1276
00:49:48,720 –> 00:49:55,200
the violence is cool what is the dark
1277
00:49:51,040 –> 00:49:57,040
knight family american television
1278
00:49:55,200 –> 00:49:58,559
what’s an american and what’s a
1279
00:49:57,040 –> 00:50:01,520
television
1280
00:49:58,559 –> 00:50:03,359
i i don’t know and then just like just a
1281
00:50:01,520 –> 00:50:04,130
thousand yard stare hello you start to
1282
00:50:03,359 –> 00:50:07,359
have a nosebleed
1283
00:50:04,130 –> 00:50:09,200
[Laughter]
1284
00:50:07,359 –> 00:50:12,000
all right so yeah say if you with your
1285
00:50:09,200 –> 00:50:13,040
illusory clones walk in front of the
1286
00:50:12,000 –> 00:50:15,440
mirror
1287
00:50:13,040 –> 00:50:18,160
and once all three are within it the
1288
00:50:15,440 –> 00:50:19,280
mirror begins to warble and turn into a
1289
00:50:18,160 –> 00:50:20,400
door
1290
00:50:19,280 –> 00:50:22,400
yay
1291
00:50:20,400 –> 00:50:26,520
we’re gonna go through that door
1292
00:50:22,400 –> 00:50:26,520
yes you are
1293
00:50:28,559 –> 00:50:33,359
all right you walk through that you are
1294
00:50:30,160 –> 00:50:34,720
in the next room
1295
00:50:33,359 –> 00:50:35,839
huzzah
1296
00:50:34,720 –> 00:50:37,200
so
1297
00:50:35,839 –> 00:50:40,480
on the door
1298
00:50:37,200 –> 00:50:43,359
you see a painting of a person that
1299
00:50:40,480 –> 00:50:45,119
appears to just be looking forward but
1300
00:50:43,359 –> 00:50:46,240
they’re also the eyes are painted in
1301
00:50:45,119 –> 00:50:47,200
such a way that it’s one of those ones
1302
00:50:46,240 –> 00:50:49,520
where it looks like they’re always
1303
00:50:47,200 –> 00:50:52,880
looking at you no matter where you are
1304
00:50:49,520 –> 00:50:55,280
huh disturbing yeah that’s unsettling
1305
00:50:52,880 –> 00:50:57,520
i don’t like it yeah man the the
1306
00:50:55,280 –> 00:51:00,400
composition on these things is just
1307
00:50:57,520 –> 00:51:02,400
absolute garbage i mean the entirety of
1308
00:51:00,400 –> 00:51:04,079
the subject matter is derivative and
1309
00:51:02,400 –> 00:51:05,839
amateurish at best
1310
00:51:04,079 –> 00:51:07,280
the color palette they picked is just
1311
00:51:05,839 –> 00:51:08,800
god awful i mean
1312
00:51:07,280 –> 00:51:10,720
well i mean am i the only one who likes
1313
00:51:08,800 –> 00:51:13,040
art you guys well i mean it’s definitely
1314
00:51:10,720 –> 00:51:14,559
a clever use but i
1315
00:51:13,040 –> 00:51:16,160
not a fan
1316
00:51:14,559 –> 00:51:18,319
what does this orb do
1317
00:51:16,160 –> 00:51:19,760
when tara has gone looking for it
1318
00:51:18,319 –> 00:51:21,200
it does the same thing all the other
1319
00:51:19,760 –> 00:51:23,040
ones do it summons an illusion of
1320
00:51:21,200 –> 00:51:26,079
bookworm which begins to speak and this
1321
00:51:23,040 –> 00:51:26,079
is what you all hear
1322
00:51:26,559 –> 00:51:28,880
it’s
1323
00:51:29,040 –> 00:51:35,800
it’s funny actually i’ve made it so far
1324
00:51:32,079 –> 00:51:35,800
with this and yet
1325
00:51:36,000 –> 00:51:39,920
it feels like i’m still so far away from
1326
00:51:37,680 –> 00:51:43,839
my goal
1327
00:51:39,920 –> 00:51:46,640
it’s funny we wizards are known for
1328
00:51:43,839 –> 00:51:49,760
just how many spells we can know
1329
00:51:46,640 –> 00:51:52,559
the world is viewed as
1330
00:51:49,760 –> 00:51:54,400
our lexicon
1331
00:51:52,559 –> 00:51:57,680
the means for which we have to the
1332
00:51:54,400 –> 00:51:59,920
arcane world and yet
1333
00:51:57,680 –> 00:52:03,640
we have only but a single spell i can
1334
00:51:59,920 –> 00:52:03,640
revive the dead
1335
00:52:04,000 –> 00:52:07,040
it had to be wish
1336
00:52:07,200 –> 00:52:10,079
had to be wish
1337
00:52:10,480 –> 00:52:15,520
well
1338
00:52:12,800 –> 00:52:18,880
i have come as far as third level so
1339
00:52:15,520 –> 00:52:20,079
let’s see if i can make this one work
1340
00:52:18,880 –> 00:52:23,520
this
1341
00:52:20,079 –> 00:52:25,520
might get a little uncomfortable
1342
00:52:23,520 –> 00:52:28,960
but i don’t have many options as far as
1343
00:52:25,520 –> 00:52:31,280
what i’ve managed to learn so
1344
00:52:28,960 –> 00:52:33,680
let’s see what happens when one animates
1345
00:52:31,280 –> 00:52:36,319
the fear spell
1346
00:52:33,680 –> 00:52:36,319
and it cuts off
1347
00:52:36,640 –> 00:52:39,680
what
1348
00:52:38,319 –> 00:52:42,559
um
1349
00:52:39,680 –> 00:52:45,599
yeah i’ll take the uh the worst ideas
1350
00:52:42,559 –> 00:52:48,240
ever for 500 alex what a weird statement
1351
00:52:45,599 –> 00:52:50,079
but also that was definitely not the
1352
00:52:48,240 –> 00:52:51,839
best idea
1353
00:52:50,079 –> 00:52:53,920
who’s alex
1354
00:52:51,839 –> 00:52:56,960
oh yeah alex was just uh one of my
1355
00:52:53,920 –> 00:52:59,599
buddies from military school he was a
1356
00:52:56,960 –> 00:53:01,760
he’s really really good at trivia
1357
00:52:59,599 –> 00:53:02,800
you know alex trebek
1358
00:53:01,760 –> 00:53:04,640
oh
1359
00:53:02,800 –> 00:53:08,400
he was actually an exchange student he
1360
00:53:04,640 –> 00:53:09,359
was an aunt at alex treebeck
1361
00:53:08,400 –> 00:53:11,839
jordan
1362
00:53:09,359 –> 00:53:15,359
jordan can i please be candid get out
1363
00:53:11,839 –> 00:53:17,200
[ __ ] it why not yeah yeah
1364
00:53:15,359 –> 00:53:19,280
yeah
1365
00:53:17,200 –> 00:53:22,160
oh was he a druid too
1366
00:53:19,280 –> 00:53:23,359
he was he was a very talented druid
1367
00:53:22,160 –> 00:53:25,119
interesting
1368
00:53:23,359 –> 00:53:26,880
what do you all do
1369
00:53:25,119 –> 00:53:29,760
i i don’t know man i’m still reeling
1370
00:53:26,880 –> 00:53:32,319
from getting to have alex trebek and my
1371
00:53:29,760 –> 00:53:35,599
ghost boy like all in one days as far as
1372
00:53:32,319 –> 00:53:38,480
i’m concerned this session is a full win
1373
00:53:35,599 –> 00:53:40,000
oh man i can’t
1374
00:53:38,480 –> 00:53:42,400
well the uh the fear spell’s been
1375
00:53:40,000 –> 00:53:44,800
animated so that’s uh horrifying that’s
1376
00:53:42,400 –> 00:53:46,160
real bad [ __ ] if i have to tell you guys
1377
00:53:44,800 –> 00:53:47,359
what fear does we’re gonna have a
1378
00:53:46,160 –> 00:53:50,160
problem
1379
00:53:47,359 –> 00:53:51,680
it’d make you do a fear thank you
1380
00:53:50,160 –> 00:53:53,040
the question is do any of us have access
1381
00:53:51,680 –> 00:53:54,480
to it
1382
00:53:53,040 –> 00:53:55,760
outside of the museum apparatus
1383
00:53:54,480 –> 00:53:57,920
happening i think because safe can’t do
1384
00:53:55,760 –> 00:53:59,599
that because it’s third level
1385
00:53:57,920 –> 00:54:01,200
hey tara why don’t you do your thing
1386
00:53:59,599 –> 00:54:03,760
when you’re all like you know
1387
00:54:01,200 –> 00:54:05,200
unreasonably scary could i intimidate
1388
00:54:03,760 –> 00:54:06,160
the door
1389
00:54:05,200 –> 00:54:07,760
i don’t know
1390
00:54:06,160 –> 00:54:09,119
can you
1391
00:54:07,760 –> 00:54:11,520
you tell me
1392
00:54:09,119 –> 00:54:13,200
when tara like saws she’s like i don’t
1393
00:54:11,520 –> 00:54:14,160
know if this will work
1394
00:54:13,200 –> 00:54:16,160
fine
1395
00:54:14,160 –> 00:54:18,880
and she puffs up
1396
00:54:16,160 –> 00:54:20,640
kind of like monster’s ink esque
1397
00:54:18,880 –> 00:54:23,280
and shakes her fur out walks up to the
1398
00:54:20,640 –> 00:54:24,400
door and is gonna roar at it
1399
00:54:23,280 –> 00:54:26,559
question
1400
00:54:24,400 –> 00:54:28,559
are you still holding oliver
1401
00:54:26,559 –> 00:54:29,839
no i’ve said i’m done
1402
00:54:28,559 –> 00:54:32,240
okay
1403
00:54:29,839 –> 00:54:33,760
you do that
1404
00:54:32,240 –> 00:54:37,200
and
1405
00:54:33,760 –> 00:54:39,760
the painting actually shifts to look
1406
00:54:37,200 –> 00:54:40,720
deeply afraid
1407
00:54:39,760 –> 00:54:42,720
and
1408
00:54:40,720 –> 00:54:44,160
you hear a click
1409
00:54:42,720 –> 00:54:47,040
convenient
1410
00:54:44,160 –> 00:54:50,040
nice very nicely done
1411
00:54:47,040 –> 00:54:50,040
yeah
1412
00:54:52,000 –> 00:54:56,319
so as you guys go into the next room
1413
00:54:55,040 –> 00:54:57,359
again everything appears to be more or
1414
00:54:56,319 –> 00:55:00,640
less the same
1415
00:54:57,359 –> 00:55:03,359
but with the door this time
1416
00:55:00,640 –> 00:55:04,839
there there’s not one
1417
00:55:03,359 –> 00:55:08,960
there is a door
1418
00:55:04,839 –> 00:55:10,960
frame but it’s just wall behind it
1419
00:55:08,960 –> 00:55:12,240
there there is no actual door
1420
00:55:10,960 –> 00:55:13,839
okay
1421
00:55:12,240 –> 00:55:16,079
all right well
1422
00:55:13,839 –> 00:55:18,160
is the orb visible
1423
00:55:16,079 –> 00:55:19,599
for this one no you have to find the orb
1424
00:55:18,160 –> 00:55:22,079
this time i’m being a douchebag on this
1425
00:55:19,599 –> 00:55:24,960
particular room i mean there’s no door
1426
00:55:22,079 –> 00:55:26,480
there may be no orb i had to check
1427
00:55:24,960 –> 00:55:29,280
actually that makes a lot of sense but
1428
00:55:26,480 –> 00:55:30,640
no uh you find the orb okay well i guess
1429
00:55:29,280 –> 00:55:32,960
let’s watch this one figure out what
1430
00:55:30,640 –> 00:55:36,880
this one’s thing is
1431
00:55:32,960 –> 00:55:39,839
so as it comes up you see bookworms say
1432
00:55:36,880 –> 00:55:43,920
i don’t know why i all of a sudden find
1433
00:55:39,839 –> 00:55:47,440
myself thinking back on my past
1434
00:55:43,920 –> 00:55:50,799
it’s been so long since i was
1435
00:55:47,440 –> 00:55:54,720
banished from my hometown
1436
00:55:50,799 –> 00:55:56,960
oh because i was a little too ambitious
1437
00:55:54,720 –> 00:55:59,960
ironically it’s why i find myself here
1438
00:55:56,960 –> 00:55:59,960
now
1439
00:56:02,640 –> 00:56:06,640
i wanted
1440
00:56:04,160 –> 00:56:10,720
so badly
1441
00:56:06,640 –> 00:56:10,720
to show the values of magic
1442
00:56:11,119 –> 00:56:17,839
and in the end it cost my beautiful wife
1443
00:56:14,640 –> 00:56:17,839
a life
1444
00:56:18,880 –> 00:56:21,040
i
1445
00:56:21,520 –> 00:56:28,720
i abandoned my name on that day
1446
00:56:25,200 –> 00:56:32,799
no longer would i be head in the clouds
1447
00:56:28,720 –> 00:56:32,799
rather pretentious name if any
1448
00:56:33,520 –> 00:56:35,760
but
1449
00:56:36,160 –> 00:56:39,119
i definitely
1450
00:56:37,520 –> 00:56:41,440
earned it
1451
00:56:39,119 –> 00:56:44,640
i always thought ahead never
1452
00:56:41,440 –> 00:56:46,880
focusing on the here and now and now
1453
00:56:44,640 –> 00:56:48,640
here i am trying desperately to undo my
1454
00:56:46,880 –> 00:56:50,079
mistake
1455
00:56:48,640 –> 00:56:52,160
and make it so
1456
00:56:50,079 –> 00:56:54,720
i’m the last person that needs to feel
1457
00:56:52,160 –> 00:56:54,720
this pain
1458
00:56:56,400 –> 00:57:01,440
perhaps it’s because i thought animating
1459
00:56:58,640 –> 00:57:03,200
fear was a good idea i
1460
00:57:01,440 –> 00:57:06,480
i really need to think more about this
1461
00:57:03,200 –> 00:57:06,480
when i do these spells but
1462
00:57:06,960 –> 00:57:12,000
i i don’t think this next one should be
1463
00:57:09,040 –> 00:57:13,760
a problem
1464
00:57:12,000 –> 00:57:14,880
going to
1465
00:57:13,760 –> 00:57:17,760
animate
1466
00:57:14,880 –> 00:57:19,359
dimension door
1467
00:57:17,760 –> 00:57:21,359
and it cuts off
1468
00:57:19,359 –> 00:57:23,359
dimension door
1469
00:57:21,359 –> 00:57:25,119
dimension door
1470
00:57:23,359 –> 00:57:27,520
i’d imagine someone needs to uh go
1471
00:57:25,119 –> 00:57:30,000
through that door frame how
1472
00:57:27,520 –> 00:57:31,280
don’t we have a cloak that can do that
1473
00:57:30,000 –> 00:57:33,359
or wait do i don’t think we ever took
1474
00:57:31,280 –> 00:57:34,799
that cloak nevermind oh you know what we
1475
00:57:33,359 –> 00:57:36,079
do have though
1476
00:57:34,799 –> 00:57:38,079
that key
1477
00:57:36,079 –> 00:57:40,480
oh yeah i do have a key that opens like
1478
00:57:38,079 –> 00:57:42,559
any locks or non-magical doors but
1479
00:57:40,480 –> 00:57:44,640
doesn’t one of the wasn’t one of us have
1480
00:57:42,559 –> 00:57:47,280
the uh the the
1481
00:57:44,640 –> 00:57:49,040
the cartoon black dot that you put on
1482
00:57:47,280 –> 00:57:51,680
the ground and you can like
1483
00:57:49,040 –> 00:57:53,920
uh portal yeah
1484
00:57:51,680 –> 00:57:55,520
it doesn’t work that way oh okay a
1485
00:57:53,920 –> 00:57:58,160
little hole is basically like a bag of
1486
00:57:55,520 –> 00:58:01,359
holding but less good it can be good in
1487
00:57:58,160 –> 00:58:04,079
certain circumstances fortunately that’s
1488
00:58:01,359 –> 00:58:06,400
all right fine hey hey sibo what is this
1489
00:58:04,079 –> 00:58:09,119
what is this spell what does this one do
1490
00:58:06,400 –> 00:58:12,240
oh uh well when you cast dimension door
1491
00:58:09,119 –> 00:58:14,480
it effectively creates a door and allows
1492
00:58:12,240 –> 00:58:17,680
you to pass through to any other
1493
00:58:14,480 –> 00:58:19,119
location it’s a teleportation spell
1494
00:58:17,680 –> 00:58:20,559
do you have to be thinking about where
1495
00:58:19,119 –> 00:58:23,119
you want to go
1496
00:58:20,559 –> 00:58:25,200
i mean typically yes which makes this
1497
00:58:23,119 –> 00:58:27,760
one rather curious especially since
1498
00:58:25,200 –> 00:58:29,680
there’s not a door there
1499
00:58:27,760 –> 00:58:30,960
i wonder if it’s more allegorical than
1500
00:58:29,680 –> 00:58:32,480
anything
1501
00:58:30,960 –> 00:58:34,559
hmm
1502
00:58:32,480 –> 00:58:36,880
when tara is gonna cautiously like place
1503
00:58:34,559 –> 00:58:39,520
a hand up against where the theoretical
1504
00:58:36,880 –> 00:58:41,040
door should be
1505
00:58:39,520 –> 00:58:42,160
you feel
1506
00:58:41,040 –> 00:58:44,640
wall
1507
00:58:42,160 –> 00:58:46,480
well i mean this just feels like a wall
1508
00:58:44,640 –> 00:58:47,359
so you can’t i guess just walk through
1509
00:58:46,480 –> 00:58:50,880
it
1510
00:58:47,359 –> 00:58:53,760
hey arlo don’t you have a warhammer you
1511
00:58:50,880 –> 00:58:55,599
yeah what about it
1512
00:58:53,760 –> 00:58:57,040
don’t you have a crossbow
1513
00:58:55,599 –> 00:58:59,440
are you suggesting that he take a
1514
00:58:57,040 –> 00:59:02,000
warhammer to the theoretical doors
1515
00:58:59,440 –> 00:59:03,520
location and just bang it down
1516
00:59:02,000 –> 00:59:06,400
all right so let me get this straight
1517
00:59:03,520 –> 00:59:09,760
you would like me to take one of my most
1518
00:59:06,400 –> 00:59:12,799
prized posessions and smash it against a
1519
00:59:09,760 –> 00:59:15,280
most likely magical invisible wall of
1520
00:59:12,799 –> 00:59:16,160
which we have no idea what the effects
1521
00:59:15,280 –> 00:59:18,799
will be
1522
00:59:16,160 –> 00:59:20,000
on my most precious hammer or
1523
00:59:18,799 –> 00:59:21,520
me
1524
00:59:20,000 –> 00:59:22,700
yes
1525
00:59:21,520 –> 00:59:24,559
all right so uh
1526
00:59:22,700 –> 00:59:26,880
[Laughter]
1527
00:59:24,559 –> 00:59:28,400
seeing as how many magical locks that i
1528
00:59:26,880 –> 00:59:31,839
have picked for you that have either
1529
00:59:28,400 –> 00:59:34,480
poisoned me or cursed me yes that i
1530
00:59:31,839 –> 00:59:36,160
healed you what i am suggesting
1531
00:59:34,480 –> 00:59:38,400
all right all right [ __ ] all right
1532
00:59:36,160 –> 00:59:40,400
all right all right
1533
00:59:38,400 –> 00:59:42,400
all right [ _ ] [ _ ] owe me for this
1534
00:59:40,400 –> 00:59:44,400
and arlo goes over with his warhammer
1535
00:59:42,400 –> 00:59:48,240
roll the hit
1536
00:59:44,400 –> 00:59:50,079
that’s gonna be whatever 17 plus 9 is
1537
00:59:48,240 –> 00:59:51,760
is 26.
1538
00:59:50,079 –> 00:59:52,640
that’s correct
1539
00:59:51,760 –> 00:59:55,359
you
1540
00:59:52,640 –> 00:59:57,599
bring your warhammer down on it a little
1541
00:59:55,359 –> 01:00:01,119
bit hesitantly because you do not want
1542
00:59:57,599 –> 01:00:04,960
your precious warhammer to be damaged
1543
01:00:01,119 –> 01:00:07,040
and as you make contact with this wall
1544
01:00:04,960 –> 01:00:08,559
you realize that your detect magic smell
1545
01:00:07,040 –> 01:00:10,400
is still active and you have not noticed
1546
01:00:08,559 –> 01:00:11,920
anything as your hammer cleaves through
1547
01:00:10,400 –> 01:00:16,480
the wall like the way through to the
1548
01:00:11,920 –> 01:00:18,720
next room nice this is a stupid wall
1549
01:00:16,480 –> 01:00:20,240
arlo destroys the rest of the wall see i
1550
01:00:18,720 –> 01:00:22,640
told you
1551
01:00:20,240 –> 01:00:25,119
hey maybe maybe don’t destroy the entire
1552
01:00:22,640 –> 01:00:27,440
wall so the tree doesn’t fall in on us
1553
01:00:25,119 –> 01:00:29,040
but no not like that i mean i i imagine
1554
01:00:27,440 –> 01:00:30,240
he made a hole with the first strike and
1555
01:00:29,040 –> 01:00:32,319
he just kind of like
1556
01:00:30,240 –> 01:00:33,359
widens it out so you can walk through
1557
01:00:32,319 –> 01:00:35,440
okay
1558
01:00:33,359 –> 01:00:40,440
all right yeah you do that and you all
1559
01:00:35,440 –> 01:00:40,440
make your way through to the sixth room
1560
01:00:43,040 –> 01:00:45,440
so
1561
01:00:44,079 –> 01:00:47,760
this one
1562
01:00:45,440 –> 01:00:50,880
does not appear to have any sort of
1563
01:00:47,760 –> 01:00:53,040
weird decorum with the door it is just a
1564
01:00:50,880 –> 01:00:55,359
regular door
1565
01:00:53,040 –> 01:00:57,280
at this point you start to notice that
1566
01:00:55,359 –> 01:00:58,240
the rooms appear to be
1567
01:00:57,280 –> 01:01:00,160
less
1568
01:00:58,240 –> 01:01:02,640
worn like they still have significant
1569
01:01:00,160 –> 01:01:04,799
signs of aging but
1570
01:01:02,640 –> 01:01:05,520
even if only slightly they do appear to
1571
01:01:04,799 –> 01:01:07,760
be
1572
01:01:05,520 –> 01:01:10,240
more recent
1573
01:01:07,760 –> 01:01:11,920
and as always you find the orb before i
1574
01:01:10,240 –> 01:01:14,319
pick up this other orb has it felt like
1575
01:01:11,920 –> 01:01:17,119
we’re just going like straight
1576
01:01:14,319 –> 01:01:18,400
back or are we going down or in a circle
1577
01:01:17,119 –> 01:01:19,520
like what are what does it feel like
1578
01:01:18,400 –> 01:01:21,599
we’re doing
1579
01:01:19,520 –> 01:01:22,559
it feels like you are going down
1580
01:01:21,599 –> 01:01:25,359
okay
1581
01:01:22,559 –> 01:01:28,640
all right i pick up this one
1582
01:01:25,359 –> 01:01:32,559
all right so you pick up this orb and
1583
01:01:28,640 –> 01:01:35,920
once again the illusion appears
1584
01:01:32,559 –> 01:01:38,720
it has been extremely difficult
1585
01:01:35,920 –> 01:01:39,760
moving forward with this
1586
01:01:38,720 –> 01:01:42,400
i’m
1587
01:01:39,760 –> 01:01:44,480
running out of spells that are safer to
1588
01:01:42,400 –> 01:01:46,960
work with
1589
01:01:44,480 –> 01:01:49,760
as the problem i suppose with getting
1590
01:01:46,960 –> 01:01:53,040
higher level spells is
1591
01:01:49,760 –> 01:01:55,359
the danger increases with them
1592
01:01:53,040 –> 01:01:57,520
my friend has been
1593
01:01:55,359 –> 01:02:00,319
quite helpful with
1594
01:01:57,520 –> 01:02:04,319
easing my stress
1595
01:02:00,319 –> 01:02:06,400
i enjoy when she comes over she’s
1596
01:02:04,319 –> 01:02:07,839
always so
1597
01:02:06,400 –> 01:02:10,480
curious
1598
01:02:07,839 –> 01:02:14,480
so eager to learn
1599
01:02:10,480 –> 01:02:16,880
but i cannot let myself get distracted
1600
01:02:14,480 –> 01:02:19,280
i enjoy our conversations but progress
1601
01:02:16,880 –> 01:02:21,760
must still be made
1602
01:02:19,280 –> 01:02:23,200
as i said i do not have many safe spells
1603
01:02:21,760 –> 01:02:25,119
left
1604
01:02:23,200 –> 01:02:27,920
in fact i’d wager dimension door may
1605
01:02:25,119 –> 01:02:31,599
have been the last one that
1606
01:02:27,920 –> 01:02:33,760
couldn’t possibly be a problem
1607
01:02:31,599 –> 01:02:35,280
it is with great reluctance that i now
1608
01:02:33,760 –> 01:02:38,799
move on to
1609
01:02:35,280 –> 01:02:39,839
trying to animate cone of gold
1610
01:02:38,799 –> 01:02:41,680
and
1611
01:02:39,839 –> 01:02:44,000
cuts off
1612
01:02:41,680 –> 01:02:45,680
ice knives
1613
01:02:44,000 –> 01:02:47,599
yep
1614
01:02:45,680 –> 01:02:49,039
what does this door look like
1615
01:02:47,599 –> 01:02:51,119
a door
1616
01:02:49,039 –> 01:02:53,520
this one’s not like special in any way
1617
01:02:51,119 –> 01:02:55,760
compared to the other ones uh though i
1618
01:02:53,520 –> 01:02:57,599
will say it does have a slight magical
1619
01:02:55,760 –> 01:02:59,359
aura which the earlier doors did not
1620
01:02:57,599 –> 01:03:01,680
which were more mechanical
1621
01:02:59,359 –> 01:03:04,079
as of late they’ve been more magical
1622
01:03:01,680 –> 01:03:06,400
what kind of magical aura
1623
01:03:04,079 –> 01:03:08,000
uh the kind that will unlock when the
1624
01:03:06,400 –> 01:03:09,440
right trigger hits it
1625
01:03:08,000 –> 01:03:11,119
i should be able to see the school of
1626
01:03:09,440 –> 01:03:12,400
magic
1627
01:03:11,119 –> 01:03:16,480
yeah but i don’t feel like trying to
1628
01:03:12,400 –> 01:03:18,880
figure out what that school of magic is
1629
01:03:16,480 –> 01:03:20,960
all right [ __ ] it everyone back up
1630
01:03:18,880 –> 01:03:22,960
i’m gonna listen to the lady
1631
01:03:20,960 –> 01:03:24,480
arlo back’s up
1632
01:03:22,960 –> 01:03:25,680
she’s gonna cast an ice knife at the
1633
01:03:24,480 –> 01:03:27,440
door
1634
01:03:25,680 –> 01:03:29,359
all right uh do you have to roll the hit
1635
01:03:27,440 –> 01:03:30,720
for that one i do all right go ahead and
1636
01:03:29,359 –> 01:03:32,400
do it
1637
01:03:30,720 –> 01:03:35,440
yeah if it misses isn’t there still like
1638
01:03:32,400 –> 01:03:37,280
a a deck safe from the ice shards nearby
1639
01:03:35,440 –> 01:03:38,799
yeah it just depends on how flashlights
1640
01:03:37,280 –> 01:03:40,480
we get yeah jordan can you have that
1641
01:03:38,799 –> 01:03:42,480
door make a deck safe
1642
01:03:40,480 –> 01:03:44,880
pick the door like a duck said oh wow it
1643
01:03:42,480 –> 01:03:46,480
failed weird 13.
1644
01:03:44,880 –> 01:03:48,559
uh yeah no you
1645
01:03:46,480 –> 01:03:51,599
land it right on the door and then the
1646
01:03:48,559 –> 01:03:56,480
magical explosion goes off and as the
1647
01:03:51,599 –> 01:03:56,480
frost covers the door you all hear click
1648
01:03:57,200 –> 01:04:01,359
okay
1649
01:03:59,039 –> 01:04:02,960
i’m feeling very uneasy
1650
01:04:01,359 –> 01:04:04,720
about all of this
1651
01:04:02,960 –> 01:04:05,920
are you okay
1652
01:04:04,720 –> 01:04:07,520
yes
1653
01:04:05,920 –> 01:04:09,839
i just
1654
01:04:07,520 –> 01:04:11,680
feel worried after everything that’s
1655
01:04:09,839 –> 01:04:14,319
happened in the last
1656
01:04:11,680 –> 01:04:16,799
two days the this just feels like a lot
1657
01:04:14,319 –> 01:04:19,119
is going to be a lot
1658
01:04:16,799 –> 01:04:20,960
feel a small hand tuck on your legs like
1659
01:04:19,119 –> 01:04:23,440
it’s gonna be okay
1660
01:04:20,960 –> 01:04:25,200
safe puts her hand on her shoulder it
1661
01:04:23,440 –> 01:04:27,280
will be
1662
01:04:25,200 –> 01:04:29,599
yeah arlo gives like a playful little
1663
01:04:27,280 –> 01:04:32,319
punch and says well besides you you got
1664
01:04:29,599 –> 01:04:33,359
us here well thanks and she punches him
1665
01:04:32,319 –> 01:04:35,680
back
1666
01:04:33,359 –> 01:04:38,720
it doesn’t understand the playful part
1667
01:04:35,680 –> 01:04:42,160
i’m at all mighty why do you hit so hard
1668
01:04:38,720 –> 01:04:45,280
why are you so weak what he said
1669
01:04:42,160 –> 01:04:46,880
arlo gives oliver a wet willy
1670
01:04:45,280 –> 01:04:48,559
as you do that a little bit of fire
1671
01:04:46,880 –> 01:04:50,799
comes out as he unconsciously casts a
1672
01:04:48,559 –> 01:04:52,319
spell on you
1673
01:04:50,799 –> 01:04:54,880
i think i’m still fireproof right now
1674
01:04:52,319 –> 01:04:57,119
from big betties i mean it still happens
1675
01:04:54,880 –> 01:04:57,119
like
1676
01:04:57,280 –> 01:05:01,920
i wasn’t gonna say cold comes out that
1677
01:04:59,200 –> 01:05:01,920
wouldn’t make sense
1678
01:05:02,559 –> 01:05:05,280
all right let’s go
1679
01:05:07,440 –> 01:05:12,079
all right so you make your way into
1680
01:05:10,079 –> 01:05:14,960
the next room
1681
01:05:12,079 –> 01:05:18,640
similar to a few rooms ago the door once
1682
01:05:14,960 –> 01:05:18,640
again appears to be a mirror
1683
01:05:18,880 –> 01:05:22,480
and you find the orb
1684
01:05:21,520 –> 01:05:24,960
on
1685
01:05:22,480 –> 01:05:25,839
uh just lying on a table
1686
01:05:24,960 –> 01:05:28,640
she
1687
01:05:25,839 –> 01:05:31,039
cautiously picks it up this time
1688
01:05:28,640 –> 01:05:34,160
as it does the illusion of bookworm once
1689
01:05:31,039 –> 01:05:36,319
again shows up and he looks
1690
01:05:34,160 –> 01:05:38,319
like a wreck he’s
1691
01:05:36,319 –> 01:05:40,319
very very clearly under the effects of a
1692
01:05:38,319 –> 01:05:42,799
lot of stress he’s
1693
01:05:40,319 –> 01:05:45,520
his fur is horribly matted he has deep
1694
01:05:42,799 –> 01:05:48,319
bags under his eyes his breathing
1695
01:05:45,520 –> 01:05:50,480
appears to be pretty heavy
1696
01:05:48,319 –> 01:05:52,160
it’s clear that this has started to take
1697
01:05:50,480 –> 01:05:55,839
its toll on him
1698
01:05:52,160 –> 01:05:55,839
but it begins to speak and says
1699
01:05:57,839 –> 01:06:01,760
i was
1700
01:05:59,119 –> 01:06:05,839
regrettably correct about
1701
01:06:01,760 –> 01:06:05,839
cone of cold proving problematic
1702
01:06:06,160 –> 01:06:11,839
i’m running out of spells
1703
01:06:10,000 –> 01:06:14,079
i wonder if
1704
01:06:11,839 –> 01:06:16,640
perhaps i should go out into the world
1705
01:06:14,079 –> 01:06:20,960
and try and find more but
1706
01:06:16,640 –> 01:06:20,960
i don’t want to delay this any further
1707
01:06:22,000 –> 01:06:28,880
my wife has been dead for too long as is
1708
01:06:25,119 –> 01:06:28,880
too many people out there are suffering
1709
01:06:30,079 –> 01:06:35,359
it’s becoming more dangerous
1710
01:06:33,039 –> 01:06:35,359
if
1711
01:06:35,599 –> 01:06:40,400
i’ve on occasion traveled
1712
01:06:38,160 –> 01:06:42,319
through the forest
1713
01:06:40,400 –> 01:06:45,119
into the woods to the north and to the
1714
01:06:42,319 –> 01:06:46,480
town beyond in hopes of finding scrolls
1715
01:06:45,119 –> 01:06:48,640
but
1716
01:06:46,480 –> 01:06:52,319
most of what they have is a magics of
1717
01:06:48,640 –> 01:06:52,319
levels i’ve already figured out
1718
01:06:52,559 –> 01:06:57,520
i feel like i’m starting to get more of
1719
01:06:54,319 –> 01:06:57,520
a handle on it
1720
01:06:58,839 –> 01:07:04,160
but
1721
01:07:00,720 –> 01:07:08,079
i need to figure out a spell
1722
01:07:04,160 –> 01:07:10,240
full of experiment following this one
1723
01:07:08,079 –> 01:07:13,039
before this one finishes
1724
01:07:10,240 –> 01:07:13,039
all right maybe
1725
01:07:13,200 –> 01:07:16,400
no i can’t think like that
1726
01:07:18,319 –> 01:07:23,119
the next spell i will be trying to
1727
01:07:19,760 –> 01:07:25,280
animate is i bite and it cuts off
1728
01:07:23,119 –> 01:07:26,720
i bite
1729
01:07:25,280 –> 01:07:29,599
i actually fully don’t remember what
1730
01:07:26,720 –> 01:07:32,160
that spell does sibo
1731
01:07:29,599 –> 01:07:34,319
oh yes that’s a rather rare spell
1732
01:07:32,160 –> 01:07:35,359
honestly i can’t say i’ve already ever
1733
01:07:34,319 –> 01:07:37,599
seen anyone cast it but i’m still
1734
01:07:35,359 –> 01:07:41,119
familiar with it i believe it has the
1735
01:07:37,599 –> 01:07:43,039
ability to inflict one of three possible
1736
01:07:41,119 –> 01:07:45,920
conditions it can either
1737
01:07:43,039 –> 01:07:48,240
lull someone to sleep it can instill a
1738
01:07:45,920 –> 01:07:52,400
sense of great fear in them or it can
1739
01:07:48,240 –> 01:07:54,400
even infect them with a horrid disease
1740
01:07:52,400 –> 01:07:55,760
just like that one time safe tried to
1741
01:07:54,400 –> 01:07:58,480
make dinner
1742
01:07:55,760 –> 01:08:00,720
excuse me i am a very good cook thank
1743
01:07:58,480 –> 01:08:02,000
you very much
1744
01:08:00,720 –> 01:08:04,319
are you suggesting we cook the door
1745
01:08:02,000 –> 01:08:08,799
dinner
1746
01:08:04,319 –> 01:08:10,559
a meme so we either need to scare it
1747
01:08:08,799 –> 01:08:12,319
inflict it with a disease
1748
01:08:10,559 –> 01:08:13,680
or what was the third option
1749
01:08:12,319 –> 01:08:15,039
make it sleep
1750
01:08:13,680 –> 01:08:17,120
make it sleep
1751
01:08:15,039 –> 01:08:19,279
i will say this
1752
01:08:17,120 –> 01:08:21,600
when it was the mirror back on mirror
1753
01:08:19,279 –> 01:08:22,880
image it needed to reflect an image and
1754
01:08:21,600 –> 01:08:25,359
it was only the painting that needed to
1755
01:08:22,880 –> 01:08:28,000
be interacted with directly
1756
01:08:25,359 –> 01:08:31,120
and since this one is a mirror again
1757
01:08:28,000 –> 01:08:33,040
it may need to be a reflection once more
1758
01:08:31,120 –> 01:08:36,080
okay so
1759
01:08:33,040 –> 01:08:37,759
[ __ ] it can i try scaring it again
1760
01:08:36,080 –> 01:08:39,040
yeah go nuts
1761
01:08:37,759 –> 01:08:41,120
when tara actually looks at everyone
1762
01:08:39,040 –> 01:08:43,040
she’s like i don’t really like being
1763
01:08:41,120 –> 01:08:45,040
this scary to be honest can you guys
1764
01:08:43,040 –> 01:08:47,440
like not watch this time
1765
01:08:45,040 –> 01:08:49,120
oh yeah sure
1766
01:08:47,440 –> 01:08:51,679
arlo has already turned around not
1767
01:08:49,120 –> 01:08:54,080
looking just full-on playing with paulie
1768
01:08:51,679 –> 01:08:56,239
safe is rocking as modi is in her inner
1769
01:08:54,080 –> 01:08:57,679
arms like a baby
1770
01:08:56,239 –> 01:09:01,040
23.
1771
01:08:57,679 –> 01:09:04,480
you let out a ferocious roar
1772
01:09:01,040 –> 01:09:06,880
as the room echoes with it
1773
01:09:04,480 –> 01:09:09,440
but the door does not give
1774
01:09:06,880 –> 01:09:10,480
yeah that didn’t work guys
1775
01:09:09,440 –> 01:09:12,960
hmm
1776
01:09:10,480 –> 01:09:15,199
it was cool though
1777
01:09:12,960 –> 01:09:16,640
thanks alls we could
1778
01:09:15,199 –> 01:09:20,400
you know so
1779
01:09:16,640 –> 01:09:23,920
doris can’t exactly get diseased but we
1780
01:09:20,400 –> 01:09:26,400
could try burning it down
1781
01:09:23,920 –> 01:09:28,719
did you just say burn glass
1782
01:09:26,400 –> 01:09:30,159
oh it’s glass yeah it’s a break
1783
01:09:28,719 –> 01:09:32,239
right
1784
01:09:30,159 –> 01:09:33,759
as was my hint earlier was that it’s a
1785
01:09:32,239 –> 01:09:35,279
mirror and it may be similar to the last
1786
01:09:33,759 –> 01:09:38,719
mirror challenge
1787
01:09:35,279 –> 01:09:40,319
would infestation count as a disease
1788
01:09:38,719 –> 01:09:42,560
i’d be one to work with that
1789
01:09:40,319 –> 01:09:45,279
nice i’d be willing to cast infestation
1790
01:09:42,560 –> 01:09:46,880
on myself and fail to save
1791
01:09:45,279 –> 01:09:48,080
okay
1792
01:09:46,880 –> 01:09:50,159
while you’re doing that everyone wrote
1793
01:09:48,080 –> 01:09:54,320
me inside checks
1794
01:09:50,159 –> 01:09:57,120
ah natural 20 hell yeah thank god
1795
01:09:54,320 –> 01:09:59,600
i got a 28.
1796
01:09:57,120 –> 01:10:01,840
you both realize
1797
01:09:59,600 –> 01:10:04,239
that with the original mirror it just
1798
01:10:01,840 –> 01:10:06,719
wanted to see something that looked like
1799
01:10:04,239 –> 01:10:09,120
the effect of the spell
1800
01:10:06,719 –> 01:10:11,920
and with this one you have three effects
1801
01:10:09,120 –> 01:10:13,840
that it can cast
1802
01:10:11,920 –> 01:10:15,600
so all the mirror would likely need is
1803
01:10:13,840 –> 01:10:17,440
just a reflection
1804
01:10:15,600 –> 01:10:19,600
of what that might like it needs to see
1805
01:10:17,440 –> 01:10:21,760
that those effects
1806
01:10:19,600 –> 01:10:23,679
so uh casting infestation on herself
1807
01:10:21,760 –> 01:10:24,960
would work
1808
01:10:23,679 –> 01:10:26,560
i mean
1809
01:10:24,960 –> 01:10:28,880
a third of the way
1810
01:10:26,560 –> 01:10:30,960
it needs to see all three
1811
01:10:28,880 –> 01:10:33,920
so what were the three again
1812
01:10:30,960 –> 01:10:35,760
sleep fear and sickness sleep fear and
1813
01:10:33,920 –> 01:10:37,440
sickness
1814
01:10:35,760 –> 01:10:38,719
wait wait wait wait wait does anyone
1815
01:10:37,440 –> 01:10:40,560
have that one spell that makes it look
1816
01:10:38,719 –> 01:10:42,800
like you’re dead
1817
01:10:40,560 –> 01:10:45,199
i do not have it prepped
1818
01:10:42,800 –> 01:10:46,880
wait wait wait so um so while uh when
1819
01:10:45,199 –> 01:10:48,719
tara is doing her thing
1820
01:10:46,880 –> 01:10:50,880
arlo is gonna like you know take his uh
1821
01:10:48,719 –> 01:10:51,840
his precious uh his new precious baby
1822
01:10:50,880 –> 01:10:53,600
boy
1823
01:10:51,840 –> 01:10:55,280
um just like he’ll cradle avinda and
1824
01:10:53,600 –> 01:10:56,960
sing him a lullaby
1825
01:10:55,280 –> 01:10:59,360
uh probably one of uh you know one of
1826
01:10:56,960 –> 01:11:00,159
the songs from his his namesake
1827
01:10:59,360 –> 01:11:02,239
uh
1828
01:11:00,159 –> 01:11:04,560
wonderful songs like uh
1829
01:11:02,239 –> 01:11:07,679
working eight to four
1830
01:11:04,560 –> 01:11:11,120
career that has hours of eight to four
1831
01:11:07,679 –> 01:11:12,640
is the name of the song role performance
1832
01:11:11,120 –> 01:11:14,480
i can’t imagine i have a performance
1833
01:11:12,640 –> 01:11:15,920
boss but i’m gonna look anyway i’d be
1834
01:11:14,480 –> 01:11:18,640
shocked
1835
01:11:15,920 –> 01:11:19,920
i do not but that’s still 16. it’s
1836
01:11:18,640 –> 01:11:22,000
actually not bad
1837
01:11:19,920 –> 01:11:23,280
does it lull my precious baby boy to
1838
01:11:22,000 –> 01:11:25,360
sleep
1839
01:11:23,280 –> 01:11:28,880
oh for sure for sure
1840
01:11:25,360 –> 01:11:32,320
little babies my career has long hours
1841
01:11:28,880 –> 01:11:36,640
that take me from 8 a.m to 4 p.m
1842
01:11:32,320 –> 01:11:38,080
and and then when tara feigns illness
1843
01:11:36,640 –> 01:11:40,480
and so
1844
01:11:38,080 –> 01:11:43,840
can someone pretend to be scared
1845
01:11:40,480 –> 01:11:46,480
you need to pretend yeah
1846
01:11:43,840 –> 01:11:48,239
wait so let’s say just like pick up sibo
1847
01:11:46,480 –> 01:11:49,920
and then just just whisper something
1848
01:11:48,239 –> 01:11:52,080
terrible in his ear
1849
01:11:49,920 –> 01:11:54,080
and he just starts like squirming like
1850
01:11:52,080 –> 01:11:57,360
put me down put me down put me down
1851
01:11:54,080 –> 01:12:00,880
actually yeah like her tail her tail her
1852
01:11:57,360 –> 01:12:03,440
tail wraps around sibo like an anaconda
1853
01:12:00,880 –> 01:12:05,679
and and and she [ __ ] like
1854
01:12:03,440 –> 01:12:10,080
the grappling hook come like presses up
1855
01:12:05,679 –> 01:12:12,480
against the skin on his neck like
1856
01:12:10,080 –> 01:12:13,840
roll intimidation with advantage
1857
01:12:12,480 –> 01:12:16,480
she like
1858
01:12:13,840 –> 01:12:21,400
all of a sudden like kind of resembles
1859
01:12:16,480 –> 01:12:21,400
asmodeus just a little bit she’s scary
1860
01:12:22,880 –> 01:12:27,280
for intimidation let me see it’s a plus
1861
01:12:26,239 –> 01:12:29,360
three
1862
01:12:27,280 –> 01:12:32,480
18.
1863
01:12:29,360 –> 01:12:35,360
sibo looks legitimately terrified
1864
01:12:32,480 –> 01:12:37,520
and the mirror begins to warble once
1865
01:12:35,360 –> 01:12:40,239
again with the reflection of all three
1866
01:12:37,520 –> 01:12:42,239
of its subjects
1867
01:12:40,239 –> 01:12:44,480
and a door appears
1868
01:12:42,239 –> 01:12:46,640
i’m really kind of over all of this fun
1869
01:12:44,480 –> 01:12:48,880
house nonsense
1870
01:12:46,640 –> 01:12:50,719
this is not a fun house
1871
01:12:48,880 –> 01:12:52,159
no no it’s not
1872
01:12:50,719 –> 01:12:54,159
i’m having fun
1873
01:12:52,159 –> 01:12:56,400
are there houses they call fun houses
1874
01:12:54,159 –> 01:12:58,960
that are usually not fun is that a weird
1875
01:12:56,400 –> 01:13:01,199
city thing saith
1876
01:12:58,960 –> 01:13:02,080
i’ll explain later
1877
01:13:01,199 –> 01:13:03,760
also
1878
01:13:02,080 –> 01:13:06,960
great tact asking that to the person
1879
01:13:03,760 –> 01:13:08,719
whose best friend died in a circus
1880
01:13:06,960 –> 01:13:10,880
she doesn’t know it’s part of a circus
1881
01:13:08,719 –> 01:13:10,880
no
1882
01:13:11,040 –> 01:13:14,719
i assume you didn’t realize that when
1883
01:13:12,640 –> 01:13:18,000
you said it either no i did
1884
01:13:14,719 –> 01:13:19,760
oh wow you’re damn christina i mean but
1885
01:13:18,000 –> 01:13:22,560
when tara would not
1886
01:13:19,760 –> 01:13:25,520
damn uh it’s what my character would do
1887
01:13:22,560 –> 01:13:28,560
you guys i mean [ __ ] it it is
1888
01:13:25,520 –> 01:13:31,840
that’s why uh saith was just like i’ll
1889
01:13:28,560 –> 01:13:35,679
i’ll talk to you about it later
1890
01:13:31,840 –> 01:13:36,719
so next room oh yeah sorry sibo sets him
1891
01:13:35,679 –> 01:13:38,960
down
1892
01:13:36,719 –> 01:13:40,800
it’s it’s it’s it’s fine it’s fine it’s
1893
01:13:38,960 –> 01:13:43,199
fine
1894
01:13:40,800 –> 01:13:45,280
random question
1895
01:13:43,199 –> 01:13:47,840
did any of you bring a spare change of
1896
01:13:45,280 –> 01:13:47,840
clothes
1897
01:13:48,320 –> 01:13:52,880
preferably gnome sized
1898
01:13:50,400 –> 01:13:54,880
sorry bud can’t help you there unless
1899
01:13:52,880 –> 01:13:56,960
you want to get swallowed by my black
1900
01:13:54,880 –> 01:13:58,480
pudding i don’t even want to know what
1901
01:13:56,960 –> 01:14:00,640
that means i’ll make dude
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01:13:58,480 –> 01:14:02,080
oh wait i think i’ve got something
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01:14:00,640 –> 01:14:04,239
and um
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01:14:02,080 –> 01:14:06,560
i’ll ask if jordan will uh allow me to
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01:14:04,239 –> 01:14:08,480
have purely for for comedy sake
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01:14:06,560 –> 01:14:10,320
uh a baby onesie
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01:14:08,480 –> 01:14:12,800
if you can tell me
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01:14:10,320 –> 01:14:15,120
for what possible reason
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01:14:12,800 –> 01:14:17,920
you’d have a baby onesie
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01:14:15,120 –> 01:14:20,239
arlo might keep emergency midwifing
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supplies well while he’s traveling on
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the road
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he is a doctor
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i’ll allow it
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oh my god yay
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01:14:29,679 –> 01:14:33,840
i can’t believe we’re putting a gnome in
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a in a onesie
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01:14:33,840 –> 01:14:37,920
with an unfortunate oh wait no that’s
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01:14:35,840 –> 01:14:39,760
right dragonborn of tails never mind
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01:14:37,920 –> 01:14:41,679
oh yeah i mean dragonborn don’t do live
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birth but i imagine you know how like
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01:14:41,679 –> 01:14:45,520
either like a hole for the tail or just
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01:14:43,360 –> 01:14:48,560
like extra fabric for the tail but then
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01:14:45,520 –> 01:14:51,120
i remember that’s not a thing you have
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yeah thanks for rubbing it in jordan
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01:14:51,120 –> 01:14:54,000
wait i thought some of them could have
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01:14:52,400 –> 01:14:54,960
tails it’s just wings they don’t usually
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01:14:54,000 –> 01:14:56,960
have
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01:14:54,960 –> 01:14:58,719
uh no that’s half dragons and uh they’re
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01:14:56,960 –> 01:15:00,000
not even in this edition oh at least not
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yet i don’t think no that was
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01:15:00,000 –> 01:15:03,760
established early on that arlo does not
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01:15:01,440 –> 01:15:05,679
have a tail uh
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01:15:03,760 –> 01:15:07,520
okay so extra
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01:15:05,679 –> 01:15:09,520
i’m really glad that i didn’t give uh
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safe hugs
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01:15:09,520 –> 01:15:12,800
yeah and i can wear all these fun shoes
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01:15:16,239 –> 01:15:21,280
so you guys make your way into the next
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room
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01:15:21,280 –> 01:15:24,480
this room
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01:15:22,719 –> 01:15:27,199
is quite different
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01:15:24,480 –> 01:15:29,600
than all the other ones
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01:15:27,199 –> 01:15:31,199
first of all there is no door
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01:15:29,600 –> 01:15:34,400
not like when there was only the door
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01:15:31,199 –> 01:15:35,760
frame there is nothing this room ends
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01:15:34,400 –> 01:15:37,040
here
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01:15:35,760 –> 01:15:38,880
and
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everything
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01:15:38,880 –> 01:15:41,600
is
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spread about
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01:15:41,600 –> 01:15:46,400
and tattered
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01:15:43,120 –> 01:15:47,199
not like it’s just a mess
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01:15:46,400 –> 01:15:50,719
but
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01:15:47,199 –> 01:15:50,719
as if there was some sort of a struggle
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01:15:50,800 –> 01:15:54,159
and
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01:15:51,600 –> 01:15:55,600
on the floor off to the side you do see
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01:15:54,159 –> 01:15:56,880
the orb
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01:15:55,600 –> 01:15:57,760
i don’t know what’s going to be on this
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01:15:56,880 –> 01:15:59,040
orb
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01:15:57,760 –> 01:16:00,159
but
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01:15:59,040 –> 01:16:03,679
i just want to make sure everyone’s
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01:16:00,159 –> 01:16:03,679
ready before we pick it up
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01:16:03,840 –> 01:16:08,080
hey before we get deep into the lore can
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01:16:05,920 –> 01:16:09,679
i ask like a small mechanical question
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sure
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01:16:09,679 –> 01:16:12,960
uh the orbs that we’ve been encountering
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01:16:11,440 –> 01:16:15,520
like are they like made out of lighter
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01:16:12,960 –> 01:16:18,159
energy are they like physical orbs uh
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01:16:15,520 –> 01:16:21,360
they’re just like glass balls that uh
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01:16:18,159 –> 01:16:22,800
store these pre-recorded illusions
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01:16:21,360 –> 01:16:24,560
all right can we say that i’ve been like
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01:16:22,800 –> 01:16:25,920
you know like you know keeping those and
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01:16:24,560 –> 01:16:27,520
like gathering them in the bag of holy
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01:16:25,920 –> 01:16:29,280
as well just like um
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01:16:27,520 –> 01:16:32,159
i mean honestly i’m trying to like act
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01:16:29,280 –> 01:16:35,120
more like we’re like actual like agents
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01:16:32,159 –> 01:16:37,040
of something like we uh like we just we
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01:16:35,120 –> 01:16:39,280
just went to this lab that is very
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01:16:37,040 –> 01:16:41,199
clearly full with all manner of illegal
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01:16:39,280 –> 01:16:42,560
research and it’s like
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01:16:41,199 –> 01:16:44,880
we should probably be collecting this
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01:16:42,560 –> 01:16:46,000
stuff for like evidence or or something
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01:16:44,880 –> 01:16:48,800
yeah that’s fine
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01:16:46,000 –> 01:16:50,640
cool i’ve zero qualms with that
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01:16:48,800 –> 01:16:52,719
so do you all pick up the last one
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01:16:50,640 –> 01:16:54,000
is everyone ready
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01:16:52,719 –> 01:16:56,159
let’s do it
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01:16:54,000 –> 01:16:58,239
oh wait wait wait wait wait hold on and
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01:16:56,159 –> 01:17:00,080
then i uh knife straighten polly’s hat
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01:16:58,239 –> 01:17:02,800
all right go when tara looks at bookworm
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01:17:00,080 –> 01:17:04,640
to make sure she’s ready too safe is
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01:17:02,800 –> 01:17:06,000
gonna put her hand on the little one’s
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01:17:04,640 –> 01:17:07,760
shoulder
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01:17:06,000 –> 01:17:09,040
because i mean i’m sure this is hard for
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01:17:07,760 –> 01:17:10,880
him too
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01:17:09,040 –> 01:17:13,120
oliver doesn’t seem nearly as bothered
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01:17:10,880 –> 01:17:14,400
by it but he is also still a child
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01:17:13,120 –> 01:17:16,560
that’s true
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01:17:14,400 –> 01:17:17,760
but bookworm
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01:17:16,560 –> 01:17:20,080
you can tell just by looking at her
2001
01:17:17,760 –> 01:17:22,480
she’s very clearly not in a good place
2002
01:17:20,080 –> 01:17:23,679
emotionally but she still nods saying
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01:17:22,480 –> 01:17:26,239
that she
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01:17:23,679 –> 01:17:27,840
she she feels like she needs this more
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01:17:26,239 –> 01:17:30,560
than
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01:17:27,840 –> 01:17:31,679
she is able to handle it which i’m sure
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01:17:30,560 –> 01:17:33,120
most people know what that feeling is
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01:17:31,679 –> 01:17:35,679
like
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01:17:33,120 –> 01:17:37,760
when tara will pick this one up but also
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01:17:35,679 –> 01:17:40,080
grab bookworm’s hand with on her other
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01:17:37,760 –> 01:17:41,679
hand that she’s not holding the orb with
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01:17:40,080 –> 01:17:45,040
as when you were traveling through the
2013
01:17:41,679 –> 01:17:49,199
forest she grips it tightly
2014
01:17:45,040 –> 01:17:51,280
as the orb lights up and the illusion
2015
01:17:49,199 –> 01:17:52,800
takes form
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01:17:51,280 –> 01:17:55,360
you see
2017
01:17:52,800 –> 01:17:58,080
bookworm
2018
01:17:55,360 –> 01:18:00,719
before he just looked stressed out and
2019
01:17:58,080 –> 01:18:05,440
worried but now
2020
01:18:00,719 –> 01:18:08,880
the look in his eyes you see true fear
2021
01:18:05,440 –> 01:18:10,320
and he begins to speak and says
2022
01:18:08,880 –> 01:18:12,320
i was
2023
01:18:10,320 –> 01:18:14,560
i was so desperately hoping to avoid
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01:18:12,320 –> 01:18:14,560
this
2025
01:18:14,640 –> 01:18:17,360
i
2026
01:18:15,440 –> 01:18:19,840
i wondered
2027
01:18:17,360 –> 01:18:22,480
whether or not i should
2028
01:18:19,840 –> 01:18:25,480
postpone until i could find a different
2029
01:18:22,480 –> 01:18:25,480
spell
2030
01:18:26,159 –> 01:18:30,800
but it would take far too long to find
2031
01:18:27,920 –> 01:18:30,800
something like that
2032
01:18:31,120 –> 01:18:36,480
i don’t have the time
2033
01:18:34,560 –> 01:18:38,800
i’ve waited far too long
2034
01:18:36,480 –> 01:18:39,679
i don’t know how much longer i can hold
2035
01:18:38,800 –> 01:18:40,880
out
2036
01:18:39,679 –> 01:18:42,640
with this
2037
01:18:40,880 –> 01:18:45,679
and i’m so close
2038
01:18:42,640 –> 01:18:45,679
i’m so close
2039
01:18:50,480 –> 01:18:54,960
i
2040
01:18:52,080 –> 01:18:55,679
i actually got to see my friend again
2041
01:18:54,960 –> 01:18:58,800
the
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01:18:55,679 –> 01:18:58,800
little field girl
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01:18:58,960 –> 01:19:04,640
she really has
2044
01:19:01,120 –> 01:19:04,640
made this so much easier
2045
01:19:04,960 –> 01:19:10,239
i was thinking perhaps
2046
01:19:07,120 –> 01:19:11,760
i should give her a gift
2047
01:19:10,239 –> 01:19:15,520
i know it’s not
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01:19:11,760 –> 01:19:18,640
common for their kind it’s not really
2049
01:19:15,520 –> 01:19:18,640
something they focus on
2050
01:19:19,040 –> 01:19:22,640
but as someone who abandoned their own
2051
01:19:21,199 –> 01:19:23,220
i thought it might be nice to give her a
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01:19:22,640 –> 01:19:26,239
name
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01:19:23,220 –> 01:19:28,000
[Music]
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01:19:26,239 –> 01:19:29,600
i was
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01:19:28,000 –> 01:19:32,159
thinking
2056
01:19:29,600 –> 01:19:33,760
and you see the illusion pull out a
2057
01:19:32,159 –> 01:19:35,280
pressed flower
2058
01:19:33,760 –> 01:19:38,080
that she has
2059
01:19:35,280 –> 01:19:41,760
as a necklace and says
2060
01:19:38,080 –> 01:19:41,760
i thought lily might be a good one
2061
01:19:45,040 –> 01:19:50,080
thought for later
2062
01:19:47,760 –> 01:19:52,159
i
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01:19:50,080 –> 01:19:56,239
truly wish i had another spell but it’s
2064
01:19:52,159 –> 01:19:56,239
the only seventh level spell i know
2065
01:19:59,600 –> 01:20:03,199
time to see what happens when one
2066
01:20:01,199 –> 01:20:06,400
animates
2067
01:20:03,199 –> 01:20:06,400
finger of death
2068
01:20:06,719 –> 01:20:12,239
and this time it does not cut off
2069
01:20:10,159 –> 01:20:15,600
this time you see
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01:20:12,239 –> 01:20:15,600
him activate the spell
2071
01:20:16,000 –> 01:20:19,040
and as
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01:20:17,280 –> 01:20:20,880
it takes form
2073
01:20:19,040 –> 01:20:23,679
you all see
2074
01:20:20,880 –> 01:20:23,679
the hand
2075
01:20:24,480 –> 01:20:31,440
as it begins to move freely
2076
01:20:28,159 –> 01:20:33,760
bookworm has a momentary look
2077
01:20:31,440 –> 01:20:36,639
of relief as he’s managed to do it and
2078
01:20:33,760 –> 01:20:39,840
it appears to just be idle
2079
01:20:36,639 –> 01:20:41,199
but then the hand turns to face
2080
01:20:39,840 –> 01:20:43,440
bookworm
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01:20:41,199 –> 01:20:47,360
and as it points
2082
01:20:43,440 –> 01:20:50,400
a column of dark necrotic energy erupts
2083
01:20:47,360 –> 01:20:53,360
around bookworm
2084
01:20:50,400 –> 01:20:56,320
and as it fades
2085
01:20:53,360 –> 01:20:58,480
his flesh melts off
2086
01:20:56,320 –> 01:21:02,159
and what you see
2087
01:20:58,480 –> 01:21:04,880
is the form of the necromancer
2088
01:21:02,159 –> 01:21:10,239
bound to the will
2089
01:21:04,880 –> 01:21:14,760
of this now animated finger of death
2090
01:21:10,239 –> 01:21:14,760
and as the illusion fades
2091
01:21:16,000 –> 01:21:20,639
that is where we shall pause our tale
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01:21:18,239 –> 01:21:20,639
for now
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01:21:23,600 –> 01:21:27,840
hello everyone this is your sometimes
2094
01:21:26,080 –> 01:21:30,560
benevolent often malevolent dungeon
2095
01:21:27,840 –> 01:21:33,199
master jordan roman here for a couple of
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01:21:30,560 –> 01:21:34,880
post episode announcements
2097
01:21:33,199 –> 01:21:36,719
i’d like to thank you guys for listening
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01:21:34,880 –> 01:21:38,800
and ask you to stick around until the
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01:21:36,719 –> 01:21:40,800
end for a couple bloopers i didn’t get
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01:21:38,800 –> 01:21:42,560
to make it the episode proper
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01:21:40,800 –> 01:21:43,520
before i get into the plugs i just
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01:21:42,560 –> 01:21:44,960
wanted to let you all know we’re gonna
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01:21:43,520 –> 01:21:48,480
be taking a little bit of a break from
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01:21:44,960 –> 01:21:50,960
the main campaign going into october
2105
01:21:48,480 –> 01:21:53,840
we’re gonna be doing a special halloween
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01:21:50,960 –> 01:21:58,080
themed series of episodes
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01:21:53,840 –> 01:21:59,679
dm’d by our very own drew mclean much
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01:21:58,080 –> 01:22:01,920
like we did last year only this time
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01:21:59,679 –> 01:22:03,679
we’re going more all out with it so it’s
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01:22:01,920 –> 01:22:05,840
a whole month
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01:22:03,679 –> 01:22:08,639
of spooky content
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01:22:05,840 –> 01:22:12,320
we’ll be resuming our stuff in november
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01:22:08,639 –> 01:22:14,400
continuing on with the main series
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01:22:12,320 –> 01:22:16,639
if you want to catch some extra stuff
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01:22:14,400 –> 01:22:19,120
like the after show for this episode or
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01:22:16,639 –> 01:22:21,679
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01:22:19,120 –> 01:22:24,719
you can head on over to our patreon over
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01:22:21,679 –> 01:22:28,159
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01:22:24,719 –> 01:22:30,320
also catch our monthly tales of series
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01:22:28,159 –> 01:22:33,440
where we dive a little bit deeper into
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01:22:30,320 –> 01:22:35,280
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01:22:33,440 –> 01:22:36,840
we also have a website you can support
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01:22:42,080 –> 01:22:46,639
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01:22:46,639 –> 01:22:50,239
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01:23:15,520 –> 01:23:22,480
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01:23:24,080 –> 01:23:27,360
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01:23:25,760 –> 01:23:28,960
drew still does not have one we’re
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01:23:27,360 –> 01:23:30,960
working on it folks i promise you he’ll
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01:23:28,960 –> 01:23:32,719
crack any day now
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01:23:30,960 –> 01:23:35,040
of course you can also find all of us
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01:23:32,719 –> 01:23:36,800
including drew believe it or not on our
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01:23:36,800 –> 01:23:41,840
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01:23:45,040 –> 01:23:48,480
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01:23:57,360 –> 01:24:01,040
there just you know kind of whatever
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01:23:59,120 –> 01:24:03,199
floats my boat right now
2161
01:24:01,040 –> 01:24:04,880
no real set schedule because i work
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01:24:03,199 –> 01:24:07,280
nights so it’s hard to get a set
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01:24:04,880 –> 01:24:09,199
schedule but trying
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01:24:07,280 –> 01:24:10,800
anyway if you like the show please feel
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so so much and of course share it with a
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until next time
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bye
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01:24:48,770 –> 01:24:56,239
[Music]
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01:24:53,920 –> 01:24:58,800
well you gruesome oath do you see
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anything that you like
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01:24:58,800 –> 01:25:02,480
i mean i guess there’s some good stuff
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here but i don’t know it’s all too
2175
01:25:02,480 –> 01:25:05,760
pretty for my taste yeah i think it’s
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01:25:04,719 –> 01:25:08,480
more like
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for the every man and uh don’t sacrifice
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on comfort in any way
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i’m going to ignore how hurtful that
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comment was
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let’s see
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something that has been tended for any
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one person but
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01:25:18,639 –> 01:25:22,320
also is comfortable
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01:25:21,120 –> 01:25:24,639
i’m going to do something i normally
2186
01:25:22,320 –> 01:25:26,239
wouldn’t do and recommend a competitor
2187
01:25:24,639 –> 01:25:28,719
have you thought about black feather
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apparel
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01:25:28,719 –> 01:25:33,760
black feather apparel is an online
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01:25:30,800 –> 01:25:36,320
retailer that sells a wide variety of
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graphic tees
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01:25:36,320 –> 01:25:41,440
i do like me a graphic tee
2193
01:25:38,400 –> 01:25:44,480
not only that but they also have several
2194
01:25:41,440 –> 01:25:46,880
hoodies that are equally as gorgeous as
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they are comfortable
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01:25:46,880 –> 01:25:49,840
all right well what about like my lower
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half
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i’m glad that my upper half will be nice
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and comfy but i don’t want my butter to
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01:25:52,800 –> 01:25:56,960
get all chilly
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01:25:54,560 –> 01:25:58,880
my goodness you’re so borish fortunately
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01:25:56,960 –> 01:26:01,120
they also carry several different
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01:25:58,880 –> 01:26:04,320
sweatpants and leggings each as
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01:26:01,120 –> 01:26:06,159
comfortable as the last
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01:26:04,320 –> 01:26:08,000
yeah i guess i’ll go with that sounds
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01:26:06,159 –> 01:26:10,000
like a much better fit than your crap
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we’re gonna find them my goodness i hate
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01:26:10,000 –> 01:26:15,360
you so much you can find them at
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blackfeatherapparel.com you can also
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01:26:15,360 –> 01:26:18,560
find them on facebook and instagram
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01:26:17,120 –> 01:26:20,880
under the same name
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remember you big stupid oaf it’s black
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01:26:20,880 –> 01:26:23,880
blackfeatherapparel.com
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she rolled a 17.
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can anyone hear you not here oh [ __ ] me
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01:26:31,840 –> 01:26:34,639
can i hear us
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01:26:34,880 –> 01:26:40,560
oh my god did we lose him i’m serious
2218
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don’t stop your recording
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01:26:45,760 –> 01:26:50,080
well everyone while we’re sorting out
2220
01:26:47,600 –> 01:26:51,440
our technical difficulties
2221
01:26:50,080 –> 01:26:54,080
um
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01:26:51,440 –> 01:26:56,480
how’s it going at home
2223
01:26:54,080 –> 01:26:59,360
well you know
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01:26:56,480 –> 01:27:01,679
yeah it’s good stuff
2225
01:26:59,360 –> 01:27:04,239
hey yeah jordan i have your mom’s number
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01:27:01,679 –> 01:27:07,440
queued up on my phone so i can uh call
2227
01:27:04,239 –> 01:27:09,600
her and ask what she did to you to uh
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01:27:07,440 –> 01:27:11,280
to make you this way
2229
01:27:09,600 –> 01:27:13,840
i’m imagining just like calling your mom
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01:27:11,280 –> 01:27:16,960
and she’s just like hey look man
2231
01:27:13,840 –> 01:27:18,800
like babies are freaking slippery
2232
01:27:16,960 –> 01:27:20,719
wait so
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01:27:18,800 –> 01:27:22,320
so oliver remembers that like he was
2234
01:27:20,719 –> 01:27:25,120
dead and he remembers like what happened
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01:27:22,320 –> 01:27:25,120
after the lab right
2236
01:27:25,360 –> 01:27:29,360
but does he remember why kids love the
2237
01:27:27,360 –> 01:27:31,600
taste of cinnamon toast crunch
2238
01:27:29,360 –> 01:27:34,080
so anyway
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01:27:31,600 –> 01:27:35,199
okay that’s the last one for a while
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probably
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maybe
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01:27:38,800 –> 01:27:41,760
okay okay okay can you guys hear me
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01:27:40,239 –> 01:27:43,520
again yeah
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01:27:41,760 –> 01:27:46,480
okay cool cool cool cool my internet
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01:27:43,520 –> 01:27:46,480
like crapped out for a second
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01:27:51,280 –> 01:27:54,239
has been the final episode of the
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podcast we thank you all for listening
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with us
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no
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he did get eated by goats because he
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01:27:58,159 –> 01:28:02,239
moved to a goat and found wasteland with
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01:28:00,560 –> 01:28:04,560
a bunch of goats around him that were
2253
01:28:02,239 –> 01:28:06,159
constantly plotting his downfall uh i
2254
01:28:04,560 –> 01:28:08,480
warned him of the ghost and they’re on
2255
01:28:06,159 –> 01:28:11,280
in their untrustworthy nature and he
2256
01:28:08,480 –> 01:28:12,719
said pish-posh and sickity sauce
2257
01:28:11,280 –> 01:28:14,480
which i thought was just a weird phrase
2258
01:28:12,719 –> 01:28:16,080
in general but like that’s exactly what
2259
01:28:14,480 –> 01:28:17,440
he said verbatim and you can quote me on
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01:28:16,080 –> 01:28:20,320
that
2261
01:28:17,440 –> 01:28:21,840
splash i was taking a bath yeah that’s
2262
01:28:20,320 –> 01:28:23,840
actually how he died he was taking a
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01:28:21,840 –> 01:28:26,239
bath and they knew he was vulnerable so
2264
01:28:23,840 –> 01:28:28,400
it’s like this crawled right on in there
2265
01:28:26,239 –> 01:28:30,480
they screamed their unholy goat screams
2266
01:28:28,400 –> 01:28:32,400
that sound like the screams of a man
2267
01:28:30,480 –> 01:28:34,239
uh they looked at him with their weird
2268
01:28:32,400 –> 01:28:35,760
[ __ ] rectangular pupils and then they
2269
01:28:34,239 –> 01:28:36,800
just said it’s bit him they just bit him
2270
01:28:35,760 –> 01:28:39,199
a whole bunch
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01:28:36,800 –> 01:28:41,120
and uh now jordan died jordan thank you
2272
01:28:39,199 –> 01:28:42,040
for the latest update go hater 87 and
2273
01:28:41,120 –> 01:28:45,520
now for the weather
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[Laughter]
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the latest weather coming out of the
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town of silvery moon along the forest of
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the dark knight woods or the fort in the
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01:28:51,520 –> 01:28:54,840
forest of lost giants is there’s [ __ ]
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01:28:53,199 –> 01:28:57,520
zombies
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01:28:54,840 –> 01:28:59,840
everywhere we go now our reporter in the
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01:28:57,520 –> 01:28:59,840
field
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temp
2283
01:29:03,120 –> 01:29:05,520
tim
2284
01:29:04,320 –> 01:29:07,040
he lost connection that’s really
2285
01:29:05,520 –> 01:29:08,159
unprofessional that guy
2286
01:29:07,040 –> 01:29:10,719
um
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01:29:08,159 –> 01:29:13,840
so now to sports we’ve got wimblee
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pembleton with the daily sports report
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01:29:13,840 –> 01:29:17,040
wimbley how’s it doing
2290
01:29:17,199 –> 01:29:20,400
yeah you’re wembley so
2291
01:29:21,520 –> 01:29:25,560
you’re wimbly for this [ __ ]
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01:29:34,239 –> 01:29:37,560
your sports
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the buggy
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