Episode 34: The Forest Mom

Winterra has unlocked her Shepherd powers, and now it’s time for the Agents to resume their quest. However, things won’t be quite so easy.

Transcript

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hello everyone

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and welcome back to agents of damned

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our let’s play dnd podcast featuring

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myself

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your sometimes benevolent often

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malevolent dungeon master

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jordan roman and as always i am joined

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by my fellow players

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hi guys i’m katie and i play safe

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hey everyone i’m christina and i play

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wintera and i’m drew mclean and

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by bahamut’s buster bunking beer cake

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bonanza

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i play the good doctor arlo aegon what

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the actual [ __ ]

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don’t even question them anymore just

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just just just

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so get getting back to more fantastical

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things guys it’s

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been a bit yeah and like

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a lot has happened since then like

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good lord i d did i

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had i moved by the since our last

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recording

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i don’t know i don’t know yeah so okay

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i’ve moved by apparently first recording

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in

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my new space which is

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insane um we had the charity stream with

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adventure dice which was awesome jordan

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got married

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thank you for ruining my phone again i’m

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sorry why

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why are you like this jordan jordan i

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have a secret for you it’s going to help

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as a podcast that’s released like

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afterwards you can just like start

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over and edit it out and then like none

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of that will have ever happened

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did you know that oh george did you know

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you could do that but that’s so much

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work

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it’s like he’s just a chunk you just

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chopped out the chunk he’s please take

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the chunk and you go nah i don’t like

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that chunk

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no no it’s passed we’re just gonna have

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a sour chunk because katie doesn’t like

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me having fun

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oh katie you don’t sour the chunk you

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don’t bump the chunk

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all right of that i i don’t ever want to

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hear the first sour the chunk again

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[Laughter]

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all right i’m sorry please continue i

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won’t interrupt anymore

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no no it’s it’s fine it’s fine does

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anyone else think of like curdled milk

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when you think of the phrase sour the

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chocolate

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so so on account of how long

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it has been i would say this time

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probably

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more than ever we all quite desperately

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need a recap

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yeah very well then

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last time the agents began their journey

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towards the necromancer’s lair

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to investigate what happened to cause

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them to turn into the monster they are

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now

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before they left quintera sent oliver

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back home

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making a long tooth promise with him to

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make sure he stayed

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on the way sebo began to question how

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the magic items they had given the

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agents were performing

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but was disappointed to learn that they

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had gone largely unused

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however when tara began acting strangely

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not remembering key events that had

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happened

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to make things even stranger she began

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seeing suspicious movements around them

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but saith couldn’t find any traces of

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anyone as when tara began to accuse

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everyone of conspiring against her the

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cursed gem that had been resting in

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winter’s chest

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finally shattered causing her to

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transform into a horrid

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tree-like monster with mangled limbs

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arlo saith and bookworm attempted to

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subdue their transformed friend

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but found that her monstrous form was

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extremely powerful

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to make matters worse an unseen force

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was disrupting

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arlo’s casting as things seemed at their

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most

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dire arlo and satan heard a voice on the

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wind

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which they soon realized was bookworm

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with the aid of the asians bookworm was

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able to get close enough to cast

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dream on the transformed muntera

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meanwhile when tara was trapped inside

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her

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own mind being assaulted by voices all

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around her

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through the noise when tara heard a

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voice that called out to her

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and told her to brave her fears a wall

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of

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flames arose behind the figures as they

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beckoned her forth

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as when tara attempted to draw the

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courage to move forward the visage of

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bookworm

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arlo saith and a mysterious gnome

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appeared to encourage her as montero

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walked towards the flames

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she found herself in a memory of the day

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oliver was born

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it was through this memory and the aid

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of the mysterious figures

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that when tara regained her memories and

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learned

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that she was the lost shepherd

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of the fae and thus we resume

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our tale

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as we resume our tale we actually

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turn back the clock a moment as

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bookworm charges towards a transformed

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winter

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she gets hit by the tree’s vicious

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attack

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but powers through and manages to cast

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the dream spell

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finding herself inside winter’s mind

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however where she comes out to is pure

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a void with no light in sight of

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anywhere as she looks around trying to

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find

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any sign of wintera

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she instead feels a small tug at her

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side

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she turns over and sees the gnome

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excuse me uh young lady i can’t help but

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notice that you have found your way in

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here um i don’t suppose you’re here to

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help our mutual friend are you

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um yes

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i didn’t think anyone else would be here

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quite all right understandable look

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i don’t have time to explain this i

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can’t find winter in here

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she seems to trust you a lot do you

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think perhaps

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we could help each other to find her in

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here i fear what might happen if she

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goes unchecked for too long look worm

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nods a little confused but

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she for some reason feels as though she

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can trust this gnome

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the two of them wander for a bit until

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eventually they see the light

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of a far-off flame they go toward it

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and see when tara as a child

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cowering in fear against the wall of

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flames as the three

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shadowy figures stand before her

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as they get closer they’re able to hear

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the shadowy figures are trying to coax

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terra into walking towards the flames

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saying that it is the only

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way to break through

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the gnome pushes against

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bookworm and says i think

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perhaps you should go first she

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trusts you a lot and so

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bookworm goes forward and as we saw it

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before

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with the visage of arlo and saith at her

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sides

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she reassures wintera

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the gnome shortly follows and

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also reassures making quintero know

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that no matter what she isn’t alone

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as when tara walks forward bookworm is

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immediately

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cast back out of the dream and into

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the material plane as she does

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she sees the gnome turn back and give a

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reassuring smile

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as if he knows the job has been done

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back in the material plane as bookworm

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is shot off of this horrid tree-like

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creature

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we see a light emerge

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from the point where when tara is

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sticking out of this thing

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and soon the mangled rotted bark

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that has encapsuled her begins to burn

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off in a white

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flame as it does

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when tara is able to break free from it

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but the form that you all see her in is

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not one that you immediately recognize

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it’s definitely still wintera but

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not in any way you’ve seen her before

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her normally short hair has grown to

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incredible

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length almost brushing against the back

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of her ankles

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as vines and flowers bloom throughout

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there is this wild and erratic

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energy flowing around her it seems to

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dip in and out of her body with no rhyme

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or

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reason to it the only way you could

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think

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to describe this form is pure

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chaos as she

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opens her eyes you see that there is a

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wild

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light dancing within her eyes as she

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pulls out

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the staff of the woodlands that she had

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had

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when tara when you first got this staff

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it had never been in the rix shop before

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but for some reason

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it was there then and you saw it almost

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immediately and felt

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drawn to it and

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now you see that the bark

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on the staff begins to change

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at the top a small crystal

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forms enraptured by the claws of

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the wood itself with vines

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covered with wisteria flowers decorating

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the bottom of it

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and a small insignia that looks like

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half of a snowflake

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for a great tree shadowing a crescent

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moon

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appears from within the gem

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this is wintera’s

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new shepherd power

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do you all do oh my god when tara it’s

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like

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you’ve mastered like you know the the

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true feeling of your

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natural instinct like some sort of like

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super

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instinct or like some kind of ultra

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type of instinct or something like that

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[Laughter]

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it’s been too long i forgot

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it’s over 9 000.

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i have a question that is important do

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does winter remember the moments leading

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up

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to getting stuck in that form does she

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remember the moment of not remembering

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you remember everything

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good okay great literally everything

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from the encounter with ash to the stuff

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that happened while you were

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cursed you remember all of it

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great that answer’s an important

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question

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so when tara with all of this wild

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energy she turns and she’s like looking

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for

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everyone just to make sure that everyone

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is okay since she

285
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remembers everything but did not know

286
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what actually happened

287
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um as far as that and she hears arlo

288
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being arlo she’s like okay

289
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you’re good what about satan bookworm

290
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and

291
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the the weird the weird gnome was here

292
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too where where is he

293
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sibo is currently unconscious against

294
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the tree he’ll he’ll be fine

295
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god damn no check for vitals no light

296
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you know

297
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like you see him fully

298
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everyone’s okay everyone is okay wait

299
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wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on

300
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so i don’t know like now that

301
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everything’s kind of like stopped he

302
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does get

303
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go over and like check on sibo can i do

304
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like a medicine check on sibo

305
00:13:22,480 –> 00:13:25,600
yeah go ahead and roll that all right

306
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hold on

307
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imagine check should be pretty high

308
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given

309
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i’d be upset if it wasn’t oh [ __ ] yeah

310
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it’s like a [ __ ] plus eight

311
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that could be a dirty 20.

312
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he’s just unconscious but you’re able to

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snap him back

314
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up and essentially bring him back to the

315
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way that he was before

316
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he didn’t really take damage i just

317
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needed him to not be in that fight

318
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yeah that’s valid i respect that

319
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oh good guy what

320
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oh oh okay we’re back hi

321
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wow you look very different can i study

322
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you

323
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what is it with you and studying people

324
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all the time it’s so

325
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weird i must know things imagine if he’d

326
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been around when i went into pit fiend

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form

328
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excuse me don’t worry about it i must

329
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when tara hugs everyone she she

330
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fully group bear hugs everyone as tight

331
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as possible

332
00:14:28,839 –> 00:14:34,240
yourself

333
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my neck my neck and my back tara

334
00:14:34,240 –> 00:14:41,360
tara i need air

335
00:14:37,279 –> 00:14:43,839
you’ll be okay bookworm has been

336
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silent this entire time and largely has

337
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been unable to break

338
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eye contact she’s feels like she’s in a

339
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state of shock

340
00:14:49,040 –> 00:14:53,279
uh roll me an insight on that if you

341
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please anyone who would like to

342
00:14:53,279 –> 00:14:58,000
i don’t think my inside is high enough

343
00:14:55,040 –> 00:15:01,839
um well if it’s a low energy

344
00:14:58,000 –> 00:15:04,920
i rolled 17. i got a 25.

345
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yeah that tracks everyone but when tara

346
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realizes

347
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that it’s not really shock so much as

348
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admiration

349
00:15:11,120 –> 00:15:16,480
yeah admiration air quotes

350
00:15:14,639 –> 00:15:19,040
look i i don’t feel comfortable saying

351
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the other thing that it actually is

352
00:15:19,040 –> 00:15:27,839
the look of help i’m gay

353
00:15:28,399 –> 00:15:35,920
i’m so sorry

354
00:15:32,000 –> 00:15:37,920
everyone i i could have hurt everyone

355
00:15:35,920 –> 00:15:40,240
when tara the amount of number of times

356
00:15:37,920 –> 00:15:41,040
that i have been possessed and or taken

357
00:15:40,240 –> 00:15:44,320
over

358
00:15:41,040 –> 00:15:47,600
and or cursed

359
00:15:44,320 –> 00:15:49,440
and did the exact same thing i can’t

360
00:15:47,600 –> 00:15:51,199
exactly judge you

361
00:15:49,440 –> 00:15:52,399
yeah honestly when tara at this point it

362
00:15:51,199 –> 00:15:53,600
would be weird if like you would

363
00:15:52,399 –> 00:15:55,519
continue to have never

364
00:15:53,600 –> 00:15:56,560
tried to kill us actually i think i’m

365
00:15:55,519 –> 00:15:58,480
still the only one who hasn’t tried to

366
00:15:56,560 –> 00:16:00,560
kill anyone here

367
00:15:58,480 –> 00:16:01,839
you’re also the only one among us that

368
00:16:00,560 –> 00:16:05,040
doesn’t have some sort of

369
00:16:01,839 –> 00:16:06,959
cool transformation ability i mean i

370
00:16:05,040 –> 00:16:09,920
think i’m still pretty cool with

371
00:16:06,959 –> 00:16:12,639
just being you know being regular arlo i

372
00:16:09,920 –> 00:16:16,320
think arlo is the coolest transformation

373
00:16:12,639 –> 00:16:16,320
arlo says lying to himself

374
00:16:16,880 –> 00:16:20,240
he did get that blessing of the faye we

375
00:16:18,320 –> 00:16:23,519
still don’t know what that means oh [ __ ]

376
00:16:20,240 –> 00:16:25,040
yeah that’s true you never know yeah if

377
00:16:23,519 –> 00:16:26,320
only you guys had bothered to ask before

378
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you left

379
00:16:26,320 –> 00:16:29,920
we were we were having a we were having

380
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a time

381
00:16:29,920 –> 00:16:33,839
hey so how long has it been since we’ve

382
00:16:33,440 –> 00:16:37,440
been

383
00:16:33,839 –> 00:16:41,199
um anybody know what day it is

384
00:16:37,440 –> 00:16:43,440
here in this realm oh yes of course it’s

385
00:16:41,199 –> 00:16:46,160
shlorp day

386
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how long are we in the feywild i don’t

387
00:16:46,160 –> 00:16:51,199
know when did you leave

388
00:16:48,240 –> 00:16:53,360
oh god what day was it when we left

389
00:16:51,199 –> 00:16:56,480
jordan i think now is a good time for us

390
00:16:53,360 –> 00:16:58,720
to establish how days work in this

391
00:16:56,480 –> 00:17:00,079
you said short day we just accepted that

392
00:16:58,720 –> 00:17:03,440
and like i feel like

393
00:17:00,079 –> 00:17:04,160
i was surprised honestly i don’t know if

394
00:17:03,440 –> 00:17:06,160
sibo’s be

395
00:17:04,160 –> 00:17:08,559
i don’t know if sibo’s being weird or if

396
00:17:06,160 –> 00:17:10,720
those are like how days work here

397
00:17:08,559 –> 00:17:12,000
it’s like yeah you know slurp day glorp

398
00:17:10,720 –> 00:17:15,360
day schmorph

399
00:17:12,000 –> 00:17:16,880
day like i just feel weird like they

400
00:17:15,360 –> 00:17:19,520
belong on rick and morty it would just

401
00:17:16,880 –> 00:17:22,559
feel weird if he had said yeah tuesday

402
00:17:19,520 –> 00:17:25,120
i mean we don’t know

403
00:17:22,559 –> 00:17:26,720
i i don’t i don’t know how the days work

404
00:17:25,120 –> 00:17:30,319
like you’ve introduced an entirely new

405
00:17:26,720 –> 00:17:30,319
variable that i was not ready for

406
00:17:30,480 –> 00:17:35,360
hey hey drew how does it feel

407
00:17:33,840 –> 00:17:37,200
feels bad it feels bad because i track

408
00:17:35,360 –> 00:17:39,919
an entirely new time frame

409
00:17:37,200 –> 00:17:40,960
as far as weeks or days go well to

410
00:17:39,919 –> 00:17:44,320
answer your question

411
00:17:40,960 –> 00:17:47,679
um i believe you

412
00:17:44,320 –> 00:17:50,080
left the village on schlopp day so i

413
00:17:47,679 –> 00:17:51,520
guess it’s the same day or it could have

414
00:17:50,080 –> 00:17:52,960
been an entire week

415
00:17:51,520 –> 00:17:54,080
order could have been an entire week i

416
00:17:52,960 –> 00:17:56,640
haven’t really been paying attention i

417
00:17:54,080 –> 00:17:57,679
am currently powered by at least 12 pots

418
00:17:56,640 –> 00:17:58,880
of coffee

419
00:17:57,679 –> 00:18:00,280
you all notice at this point he is

420
00:17:58,880 –> 00:18:02,080
visibly vibrating

421
00:18:00,280 –> 00:18:04,799
[Laughter]

422
00:18:02,080 –> 00:18:06,240
you know someone else who probably would

423
00:18:04,799 –> 00:18:09,440
operate under that much

424
00:18:06,240 –> 00:18:10,799
coffee she says with this stain oh you

425
00:18:09,440 –> 00:18:13,760
know

426
00:18:10,799 –> 00:18:15,679
oh oh no oh no what nothing just

427
00:18:13,760 –> 00:18:19,280
personal stuff don’t worry about it

428
00:18:15,679 –> 00:18:24,000
oh no arlo shut up that’s

429
00:18:19,280 –> 00:18:24,000
right shut up you told ryan shut up

430
00:18:24,960 –> 00:18:28,880
arlo literally like takes a small rock

431
00:18:27,200 –> 00:18:32,640
from the ground and throws it

432
00:18:28,880 –> 00:18:34,080
as hard as he can do i need to roll to

433
00:18:32,640 –> 00:18:36,720
miss it

434
00:18:34,080 –> 00:18:37,120
arlo make a range decks like a make a

435
00:18:36,720 –> 00:18:39,520
range

436
00:18:37,120 –> 00:18:42,480
weapon attack uh what would i add to

437
00:18:39,520 –> 00:18:45,600
that for exactly

438
00:18:42,480 –> 00:18:50,640
that’d be dex because it’s ranged oh

439
00:18:45,600 –> 00:18:50,640
no yes i could

440
00:18:50,720 –> 00:18:56,799
say if you take two points of damage

441
00:18:52,400 –> 00:18:58,640
because it’s a [ __ ] rock

442
00:18:56,799 –> 00:19:00,240
i’m assuming you didn’t throw like a

443
00:18:58,640 –> 00:19:01,520
boulder i’m assuming it was like a small

444
00:19:00,240 –> 00:19:03,039
rock or a pebble so

445
00:19:01,520 –> 00:19:04,880
i put little small rock in a pebble and

446
00:19:03,039 –> 00:19:06,320
like because of the nat 20 i throw it

447
00:19:04,880 –> 00:19:07,919
like a [ __ ] like major league

448
00:19:06,320 –> 00:19:10,640
baseball pitcher like it

449
00:19:07,919 –> 00:19:13,600
like it curveballs it gets her right in

450
00:19:10,640 –> 00:19:13,600
the [ __ ] dome

451
00:19:14,480 –> 00:19:19,760
well no time like the present she says

452
00:19:17,120 –> 00:19:23,360
taking out her speaking stone

453
00:19:19,760 –> 00:19:24,880
or or we could just wait in the forest

454
00:19:23,360 –> 00:19:27,280
and make a new life here

455
00:19:24,880 –> 00:19:28,400
and never address it but i still don’t

456
00:19:27,280 –> 00:19:29,679
understand what’s wrong with telling

457
00:19:28,400 –> 00:19:33,120
someone that you love them arlo

458
00:19:29,679 –> 00:19:35,440
gosh but i don’t you don’t understand

459
00:19:33,120 –> 00:19:38,240
the nuances of the situation

460
00:19:35,440 –> 00:19:39,760
dialing ryan’s number as this is going

461
00:19:38,240 –> 00:19:42,960
on

462
00:19:39,760 –> 00:19:44,880
there’s arguing about like social

463
00:19:42,960 –> 00:19:46,640
like cues and social interactions in the

464
00:19:44,880 –> 00:19:48,400
background as like safe this is like in

465
00:19:46,640 –> 00:19:49,520
the foreground dialing right as a number

466
00:19:48,400 –> 00:19:52,240
during the distracted

467
00:19:49,520 –> 00:19:54,240
the distraction at arlo as you are

468
00:19:52,240 –> 00:19:56,320
having this conversation with mintera

469
00:19:54,240 –> 00:19:58,000
trying to explain why it may or may not

470
00:19:56,320 –> 00:19:58,559
be a problem that you said that you

471
00:19:58,000 –> 00:20:00,720
suddenly

472
00:19:58,559 –> 00:20:02,159
like your ears or whatever you have to

473
00:20:00,720 –> 00:20:06,080
hear immediately picks up

474
00:20:02,159 –> 00:20:07,600
ryan speaking hey boss i just wanted to

475
00:20:06,080 –> 00:20:08,240
let you know that we’re out of the fey

476
00:20:07,600 –> 00:20:10,480
wild

477
00:20:08,240 –> 00:20:11,440
and um oh that was much faster than last

478
00:20:10,480 –> 00:20:14,559
time

479
00:20:11,440 –> 00:20:15,039
yeah so we’re on the same day not in a

480
00:20:14,559 –> 00:20:18,480
week

481
00:20:15,039 –> 00:20:21,039
kind of deal yes no i believe that you

482
00:20:18,480 –> 00:20:23,679
all attempted to call me earlier today

483
00:20:21,039 –> 00:20:24,640
i see hey by the way so you did check

484
00:20:23,679 –> 00:20:27,280
your voicemail

485
00:20:24,640 –> 00:20:28,000
yes i check it regularly excellent all

486
00:20:27,280 –> 00:20:31,600
right

487
00:20:28,000 –> 00:20:35,280
so what i wanted to say

488
00:20:31,600 –> 00:20:35,280
in the background you can hear our logo

489
00:20:36,720 –> 00:20:40,400
the thing here that is relevant

490
00:20:39,280 –> 00:20:43,600
information

491
00:20:40,400 –> 00:20:45,760
is that our very own wintera she’s the

492
00:20:43,600 –> 00:20:48,720
shepherd of buffet wild

493
00:20:45,760 –> 00:20:49,039
aren’t you glad you hired us you hear

494
00:20:48,720 –> 00:20:50,880
her

495
00:20:49,039 –> 00:20:52,220
spit out something that you can only

496
00:20:50,880 –> 00:20:55,039
assume is coffee

497
00:20:52,220 –> 00:20:58,960
[Laughter]

498
00:20:55,039 –> 00:21:01,120
that’s a word for it

499
00:20:58,960 –> 00:21:03,520
hey speaking of which i need to update

500
00:21:01,120 –> 00:21:07,200
my contract with you when we get back to

501
00:21:03,520 –> 00:21:09,200
uh when we get back to base

502
00:21:07,200 –> 00:21:10,400
okay when you say update your contract i

503
00:21:09,200 –> 00:21:13,760
need you to be more specific do you mean

504
00:21:10,400 –> 00:21:17,840
your workplace one or the one with

505
00:21:13,760 –> 00:21:17,840
the devil that’s modest

506
00:21:17,919 –> 00:21:22,799
uh the ladder of course

507
00:21:21,360 –> 00:21:25,360
so yeah that’s about all i have to

508
00:21:22,799 –> 00:21:30,080
report to you

509
00:21:25,360 –> 00:21:32,320
now now details

510
00:21:30,080 –> 00:21:33,200
yeah so one more thing well i have you

511
00:21:32,320 –> 00:21:34,960
here uh

512
00:21:33,200 –> 00:21:37,840
arlo has also been blessed by the

513
00:21:34,960 –> 00:21:37,840
feywild

514
00:21:38,000 –> 00:21:41,200
because we passed a whole bunch of their

515
00:21:40,000 –> 00:21:43,200
ridiculous tests

516
00:21:41,200 –> 00:21:46,400
including eating plenty of big betty’s

517
00:21:43,200 –> 00:21:46,400
dishes oh

518
00:21:46,480 –> 00:21:50,000
don’t don’t worry about that part um

519
00:21:49,039 –> 00:21:52,640
let’s see

520
00:21:50,000 –> 00:21:54,559
we had to go through the fae uh we had

521
00:21:52,640 –> 00:21:56,480
to pass the trials arlo was the only one

522
00:21:54,559 –> 00:21:58,240
who got a blessing of the fae

523
00:21:56,480 –> 00:21:59,440
we came back out i apparently was

524
00:21:58,240 –> 00:22:00,880
previously cursed by one of those

525
00:21:59,440 –> 00:22:04,000
terrible crystal things

526
00:22:00,880 –> 00:22:06,240
um almost killed everyone um

527
00:22:04,000 –> 00:22:07,520
i am apparently a shepherd of the fae

528
00:22:06,240 –> 00:22:08,400
that has been something i was given

529
00:22:07,520 –> 00:22:10,240
since birth

530
00:22:08,400 –> 00:22:11,600
but i did not previously know it until

531
00:22:10,240 –> 00:22:12,000
now because now is apparently the time

532
00:22:11,600 –> 00:22:14,480
to know

533
00:22:12,000 –> 00:22:15,039
it um i didn’t kill everyone which is

534
00:22:14,480 –> 00:22:17,360
good

535
00:22:15,039 –> 00:22:19,280
i’m good now i have this cool new form i

536
00:22:17,360 –> 00:22:20,720
can turn into i guess she says looking

537
00:22:19,280 –> 00:22:22,080
at herself but she’s finally actually

538
00:22:20,720 –> 00:22:23,039
taking a second to look at what’s going

539
00:22:22,080 –> 00:22:24,559
on around her

540
00:22:23,039 –> 00:22:25,760
and she like looks over and she notices

541
00:22:24,559 –> 00:22:26,240
there’s a bonfire on the ground she’s

542
00:22:25,760 –> 00:22:28,960
like ah

543
00:22:26,240 –> 00:22:29,760
apparently i can do that oh hey that’s

544
00:22:28,960 –> 00:22:32,480
cool

545
00:22:29,760 –> 00:22:34,559
hey uh one more thing one more thing

546
00:22:32,480 –> 00:22:35,039
this is it this is the last one more

547
00:22:34,559 –> 00:22:38,240
thing

548
00:22:35,039 –> 00:22:41,280
i i’m going to say my cat

549
00:22:38,240 –> 00:22:43,360
modi he’s actually asmodeus that’s how

550
00:22:41,280 –> 00:22:44,880
old that’s it that’s everything

551
00:22:43,360 –> 00:22:46,400
oh yeah and the snipple and ash were the

552
00:22:44,880 –> 00:22:48,880
ones that cursed me

553
00:22:46,400 –> 00:22:50,080
oh it was the snape so i’m gonna go find

554
00:22:48,880 –> 00:22:51,200
someone to murder someone now she says

555
00:22:50,080 –> 00:22:52,559
that she starts like getting ready to go

556
00:22:51,200 –> 00:22:53,919
walk off as she’s like figuring out how

557
00:22:52,559 –> 00:22:55,360
to get rid of the bonfire that’s on the

558
00:22:53,919 –> 00:22:58,880
ground

559
00:22:55,360 –> 00:23:00,880
wait everyone at the stone now all i can

560
00:22:58,880 –> 00:23:02,960
imagine is just like this little bit of

561
00:23:00,880 –> 00:23:06,799
fire bursting through like the

562
00:23:02,960 –> 00:23:08,880
the stone she gets distracted by

563
00:23:06,799 –> 00:23:10,320
by the shouting of ryan and then the

564
00:23:08,880 –> 00:23:13,280
bonfire disappears because thankfully

565
00:23:10,320 –> 00:23:13,280
it’s concentration based

566
00:23:13,600 –> 00:23:21,200
all right is everyone here yes ma’am

567
00:23:17,840 –> 00:23:24,880
maybe okay few questions

568
00:23:21,200 –> 00:23:28,080
start one

569
00:23:24,880 –> 00:23:28,640
what are the trials of the fae um well

570
00:23:28,080 –> 00:23:31,280
there was

571
00:23:28,640 –> 00:23:32,240
the there was the booty riddlers and

572
00:23:31,280 –> 00:23:35,360
then there was the

573
00:23:32,240 –> 00:23:36,000
the you know what that question forget

574
00:23:35,360 –> 00:23:39,200
that one

575
00:23:36,000 –> 00:23:41,600
what’s the blessing of the fame

576
00:23:39,200 –> 00:23:42,640
we don’t actually know because i was

577
00:23:41,600 –> 00:23:46,080
cursed and

578
00:23:42,640 –> 00:23:47,440
um confused and angry and

579
00:23:46,080 –> 00:23:49,440
we kind of left the fae wild pretty

580
00:23:47,440 –> 00:23:52,480
quickly because my grandmother who

581
00:23:49,440 –> 00:23:54,799
is the alternative side of the

582
00:23:52,480 –> 00:23:55,600
mortal realm being in the feywild

583
00:23:54,799 –> 00:23:58,240
switcheroo

584
00:23:55,600 –> 00:23:59,679
thing um kind of made me mad because she

585
00:23:58,240 –> 00:24:02,320
hasn’t seen my mom in forever so we

586
00:23:59,679 –> 00:24:05,760
didn’t actually get a chance to ask

587
00:24:02,320 –> 00:24:07,520
okay we tara a few things one uh

588
00:24:05,760 –> 00:24:09,200
while you may or may not still feel

589
00:24:07,520 –> 00:24:10,799
angry about that you do feel now like

590
00:24:09,200 –> 00:24:15,039
your rage may have been a touch

591
00:24:10,799 –> 00:24:17,200
like outside of your normal purview

592
00:24:15,039 –> 00:24:19,919
like you in hindsight now realize that

593
00:24:17,200 –> 00:24:22,080
that may not have all been you

594
00:24:19,919 –> 00:24:23,440
two which i’ve been trying to actually

595
00:24:22,080 –> 00:24:25,279
get in edgewise for the last five

596
00:24:23,440 –> 00:24:28,400
minutes

597
00:24:25,279 –> 00:24:32,240
um roll me arcana quintero specifically

598
00:24:28,400 –> 00:24:34,559
okay hope this is a good roll cause i

599
00:24:32,240 –> 00:24:37,840
get a zero to it

600
00:24:34,559 –> 00:24:42,159
that’s a nat 20. yeah no that’ll do it

601
00:24:37,840 –> 00:24:42,880
well so as you are rambling on about the

602
00:24:42,159 –> 00:24:46,159
everything

603
00:24:42,880 –> 00:24:49,440
that happened you suddenly feel

604
00:24:46,159 –> 00:24:52,480
something within you

605
00:24:49,440 –> 00:24:56,080
you can’t explain why

606
00:24:52,480 –> 00:24:58,080
or how you know this

607
00:24:56,080 –> 00:25:00,400
but you feel that you also now have the

608
00:24:58,080 –> 00:25:01,919
blessing of the fae

609
00:25:00,400 –> 00:25:03,760
oh and also i have the blessing of the

610
00:25:01,919 –> 00:25:08,080
fae apparently too

611
00:25:03,760 –> 00:25:08,080
as of what just now yes

612
00:25:08,240 –> 00:25:11,679
you know what fine whatever i have too

613
00:25:10,240 –> 00:25:17,279
many other things i still

614
00:25:11,679 –> 00:25:21,200
need to ask faith two questions

615
00:25:17,279 –> 00:25:24,720
the cat you’ve had is

616
00:25:21,200 –> 00:25:27,840
asmodeus yeah

617
00:25:24,720 –> 00:25:29,279
yes he is you hear modi’s snicker off to

618
00:25:27,840 –> 00:25:32,880
the side

619
00:25:29,279 –> 00:25:32,880
shut your [ __ ] face

620
00:25:34,640 –> 00:25:38,960
don’t what that’s a cat don’t yeah i

621
00:25:37,279 –> 00:25:42,240
didn’t used to talk before

622
00:25:38,960 –> 00:25:43,919
yeah he’s not he’s a that cat’s a bad

623
00:25:42,240 –> 00:25:46,960
cat

624
00:25:43,919 –> 00:25:49,919
i mean it’s not a cat it’s a it’s a

625
00:25:46,960 –> 00:25:53,200
demon devil creature have you tried

626
00:25:49,919 –> 00:25:53,200
getting rid of him

627
00:25:54,840 –> 00:25:57,840
yep

628
00:25:58,960 –> 00:26:04,159
what what the [ __ ] did i just say to you

629
00:26:01,760 –> 00:26:07,120
what’s your mouth young lady

630
00:26:04,159 –> 00:26:08,559
oh i’m sorry boss lady not you i was

631
00:26:07,120 –> 00:26:12,400
talking to devil boy

632
00:26:08,559 –> 00:26:16,400
he’s pissing me off language sorry

633
00:26:12,400 –> 00:26:19,760
it’s fine so

634
00:26:16,400 –> 00:26:22,799
i got my last spoon and the boon

635
00:26:19,760 –> 00:26:22,799
turned out to be

636
00:26:22,960 –> 00:26:29,919
like a list of things where i can draw

637
00:26:26,480 –> 00:26:32,320
on his power and ability now directly

638
00:26:29,919 –> 00:26:33,919
and so i can either become a very very

639
00:26:32,320 –> 00:26:37,760
very powerful

640
00:26:33,919 –> 00:26:41,279
and um unbeatable

641
00:26:37,760 –> 00:26:45,360
or um ally

642
00:26:41,279 –> 00:26:49,120
so now i can change into um the form of

643
00:26:45,360 –> 00:26:51,679
any demon devil creature that serves as

644
00:26:49,120 –> 00:26:51,679
modius

645
00:26:51,840 –> 00:26:59,120
okay but he can also

646
00:26:54,880 –> 00:27:02,240
draw on me as well if i

647
00:26:59,120 –> 00:27:02,240
can’t control him

648
00:27:02,720 –> 00:27:08,320
oh my god

649
00:27:07,039 –> 00:27:10,720
yeah it’s really kind of starting to

650
00:27:08,320 –> 00:27:12,640
sink in for me that like on top of like

651
00:27:10,720 –> 00:27:15,440
the emotional turmoil that was

652
00:27:12,640 –> 00:27:16,960
like that fade trial especially the mind

653
00:27:15,440 –> 00:27:18,640
part i’ve also had to fight my two

654
00:27:16,960 –> 00:27:20,159
closest friends in some kind of various

655
00:27:18,640 –> 00:27:23,120
monster form

656
00:27:20,159 –> 00:27:23,440
and uh this mission i’m gonna go ahead

657
00:27:23,120 –> 00:27:26,000
and

658
00:27:23,440 –> 00:27:27,600
call right now as a big thumbs down

659
00:27:26,000 –> 00:27:30,640
don’t like it

660
00:27:27,600 –> 00:27:32,080
it hadn’t been great i don’t know why

661
00:27:30,640 –> 00:27:34,960
you’re saying that to me as if i had

662
00:27:32,080 –> 00:27:34,960
anything to do with

663
00:27:43,120 –> 00:27:49,039
maybe sometimes you need to vent a

664
00:27:44,559 –> 00:27:51,200
little bit oh trust me i get it

665
00:27:49,039 –> 00:27:52,470
all right oh boy i’m in a lot of trouble

666
00:27:51,200 –> 00:27:55,679
when do you get back

667
00:27:52,470 –> 00:27:59,039
[Laughter]

668
00:27:55,679 –> 00:28:00,720
couldn’t have said it better myself okay

669
00:27:59,039 –> 00:28:02,559
the only other thing i can immediately

670
00:28:00,720 –> 00:28:04,159
think of amidst the

671
00:28:02,559 –> 00:28:06,000
everything you have all just thrown at

672
00:28:04,159 –> 00:28:08,960
me and what may be the most

673
00:28:06,000 –> 00:28:16,640
wild and erratic call-in i’ve ever had

674
00:28:08,960 –> 00:28:17,760
in my entire career

675
00:28:16,640 –> 00:28:19,279
you guys have noticed at this point that

676
00:28:17,760 –> 00:28:20,559
when tara has started eating honey that

677
00:28:19,279 –> 00:28:22,480
she pulled out of her

678
00:28:20,559 –> 00:28:23,840
pack that she’s just kind of snacking on

679
00:28:22,480 –> 00:28:25,440
throughout this because she realized she

680
00:28:23,840 –> 00:28:26,640
was hungry after everything that’s gone

681
00:28:25,440 –> 00:28:27,760
on

682
00:28:26,640 –> 00:28:28,960
imagine you’re doing it like winnie the

683
00:28:27,760 –> 00:28:30,559
pooh too where he’s like sticking a

684
00:28:28,960 –> 00:28:31,440
whole hand in there and then just like

685
00:28:30,559 –> 00:28:33,760
pulling it out

686
00:28:31,440 –> 00:28:35,250
covering honey and just like like into

687
00:28:33,760 –> 00:28:37,279
your mouth

688
00:28:35,250 –> 00:28:39,360
[Laughter]

689
00:28:37,279 –> 00:28:40,880
one thing the only other thing i could

690
00:28:39,360 –> 00:28:44,399
think of

691
00:28:40,880 –> 00:28:48,720
you said ash and the twins were there

692
00:28:44,399 –> 00:28:50,640
oh yes they won’t be for long

693
00:28:48,720 –> 00:28:52,399
she actually i don’t have one of them

694
00:28:50,640 –> 00:28:54,799
locked up

695
00:28:52,399 –> 00:28:56,320
please tell me you’re joking remember

696
00:28:54,799 –> 00:28:58,240
she said that they got out

697
00:28:56,320 –> 00:28:59,600
i didn’t remember before but i remember

698
00:28:58,240 –> 00:29:01,039
now that i have my memory back but yeah

699
00:28:59,600 –> 00:29:05,120
one of them got out

700
00:29:01,039 –> 00:29:05,440
oh yeah oh got out that was why i called

701
00:29:05,120 –> 00:29:09,200
you

702
00:29:05,440 –> 00:29:10,880
last time oh my lord i put you in time

703
00:29:09,200 –> 00:29:13,600
i’m gonna i’m gonna again redirect the

704
00:29:10,880 –> 00:29:14,399
that we have had a bit of a day so am i

705
00:29:13,600 –> 00:29:16,720
now

706
00:29:14,399 –> 00:29:17,600
a couple of days honestly it’s what it

707
00:29:16,720 –> 00:29:21,360
felt like

708
00:29:17,600 –> 00:29:23,840
okay oh we gotta stop going into feywild

709
00:29:21,360 –> 00:29:25,679
where do you all stand as far as

710
00:29:23,840 –> 00:29:27,440
figuring out what is going on with

711
00:29:25,679 –> 00:29:30,480
bookworm

712
00:29:27,440 –> 00:29:36,000
we’re on our way to bookworms

713
00:29:30,480 –> 00:29:41,120
uh bookworm seniors old laboratory

714
00:29:36,000 –> 00:29:43,520
all right good

715
00:29:41,120 –> 00:29:45,440
do you have anything else for me or can

716
00:29:43,520 –> 00:29:47,760
i go

717
00:29:45,440 –> 00:29:49,919
unwind for a moment before i get back to

718
00:29:47,760 –> 00:29:49,919
the

719
00:29:50,000 –> 00:29:53,600
incalculable amount of paperwork i have

720
00:29:51,679 –> 00:29:55,039
to deal with

721
00:29:53,600 –> 00:29:57,840
oh my brother’s doing good he can

722
00:29:55,039 –> 00:30:00,880
control fire oh [ __ ] wait which one

723
00:29:57,840 –> 00:30:04,159
the little one that’s not dead anymore

724
00:30:00,880 –> 00:30:05,360
i’ll add that to the notes the reason i

725
00:30:04,159 –> 00:30:06,880
needed to come out here

726
00:30:05,360 –> 00:30:11,039
the reason i’ve been so antsy about

727
00:30:06,880 –> 00:30:11,039
getting out here yes i know i know look

728
00:30:11,760 –> 00:30:17,760
is that all um

729
00:30:15,360 –> 00:30:20,840
so i i’m gonna imagine it’s gonna be a

730
00:30:17,760 –> 00:30:25,279
conversation for later but like

731
00:30:20,840 –> 00:30:28,240
uh that voicemail

732
00:30:25,279 –> 00:30:28,240
that i load up

733
00:30:28,640 –> 00:30:37,840
nothing all right then

734
00:30:33,520 –> 00:30:37,840
write it out click

735
00:30:38,000 –> 00:30:43,039
y’all is that good or bad uh

736
00:30:41,200 –> 00:30:46,000
probably good probably fine you’ll be

737
00:30:43,039 –> 00:30:48,640
okay she says and pats him on the back

738
00:30:46,000 –> 00:30:49,520
as you do that you immediately drop out

739
00:30:48,640 –> 00:30:53,360
of this form

740
00:30:49,520 –> 00:30:55,600
and assume your normal visage

741
00:30:53,360 –> 00:30:56,559
that does not count as a use by the way

742
00:30:55,600 –> 00:30:59,360
okay that was flavor

743
00:30:56,559 –> 00:30:59,840
so we could introduce it we are about to

744
00:30:59,360 –> 00:31:03,279
go

745
00:30:59,840 –> 00:31:05,360
full light and dark on these [ __ ]

746
00:31:03,279 –> 00:31:06,799
oh yeah there’s um there’s not gonna be

747
00:31:05,360 –> 00:31:09,200
anyone to take back

748
00:31:06,799 –> 00:31:09,919
into custody i think after this when

749
00:31:09,200 –> 00:31:12,399
terra says

750
00:31:09,919 –> 00:31:14,559
beginning to stalk away and find either

751
00:31:12,399 –> 00:31:14,799
a plant or animal to get information out

752
00:31:14,559 –> 00:31:17,120
of

753
00:31:14,799 –> 00:31:19,360
if they have seen anything of the sort

754
00:31:17,120 –> 00:31:22,320
in the area

755
00:31:19,360 –> 00:31:22,880
uh as you go to do that you feel all of

756
00:31:22,320 –> 00:31:26,640
you

757
00:31:22,880 –> 00:31:30,799
feel a breeze blow by you

758
00:31:26,640 –> 00:31:33,679
and you all hear um

759
00:31:30,799 –> 00:31:35,519
i think we might have a problem she

760
00:31:33,679 –> 00:31:36,399
looks at her with like a like a curious

761
00:31:35,519 –> 00:31:39,919
look of like

762
00:31:36,399 –> 00:31:43,760
what’s the problem i

763
00:31:39,919 –> 00:31:43,760
i can’t remember where the layer is

764
00:31:44,840 –> 00:31:52,320
okay what what do you mean okay

765
00:31:48,480 –> 00:31:55,919
that’s okay no that’s not what i mean

766
00:31:52,320 –> 00:31:59,600
oh what we can also hear bookworm now

767
00:31:55,919 –> 00:32:02,880
oh what bookworm blushes immeasurably

768
00:31:59,600 –> 00:32:04,480
she didn’t really have much of a choice

769
00:32:02,880 –> 00:32:06,320
yeah you turned into like a crazy tree

770
00:32:04,480 –> 00:32:08,320
monster and tried to kill us

771
00:32:06,320 –> 00:32:11,600
i’m aware i turned into a crazy tree

772
00:32:08,320 –> 00:32:11,600
monster and tried to kill you

773
00:32:13,600 –> 00:32:16,720
i had to do some personal growth they’re

774
00:32:15,440 –> 00:32:19,279
not right before everybody like slaps

775
00:32:16,720 –> 00:32:19,279
around the back

776
00:32:20,320 –> 00:32:24,480
poor baby when tara there is on top of

777
00:32:22,799 –> 00:32:26,080
the fact that bookworm was one willing

778
00:32:24,480 –> 00:32:27,919
to do this there is another thing about

779
00:32:26,080 –> 00:32:29,440
that that strikes you as odd which is

780
00:32:27,919 –> 00:32:32,320
the reason you were so chill with it

781
00:32:29,440 –> 00:32:34,559
before saith said okay

782
00:32:32,320 –> 00:32:37,679
when she does that she speaks in druidic

783
00:32:34,559 –> 00:32:41,279
and they don’t know druidic

784
00:32:37,679 –> 00:32:44,480
how are you guys understanding her

785
00:32:41,279 –> 00:32:47,120
what are you talking about she’s

786
00:32:44,480 –> 00:32:49,679
speaking and druidic but i don’t speak

787
00:32:47,120 –> 00:32:53,039
druid it doesn’t make any sense

788
00:32:49,679 –> 00:32:54,799
um yeah i’m confused actually it was

789
00:32:53,039 –> 00:32:56,240
kind of a guess that you guys might be

790
00:32:54,799 –> 00:33:00,480
able to

791
00:32:56,240 –> 00:33:02,320
um so i kind of read the file report

792
00:33:00,480 –> 00:33:03,519
from the last time you guys went to the

793
00:33:02,320 –> 00:33:04,960
feywild

794
00:33:03,519 –> 00:33:06,880
well your whole silvery moon trip

795
00:33:04,960 –> 00:33:08,799
honestly and

796
00:33:06,880 –> 00:33:10,880
there was one part that kind of stuck

797
00:33:08,799 –> 00:33:11,200
out to me that honestly made me a little

798
00:33:10,880 –> 00:33:14,320
bit

799
00:33:11,200 –> 00:33:18,159
hesitant to do it around you guys

800
00:33:14,320 –> 00:33:20,159
or miss raylen um

801
00:33:18,159 –> 00:33:22,000
do you remember that thing that forngle

802
00:33:20,159 –> 00:33:25,760
did to you guys

803
00:33:22,000 –> 00:33:29,440
we try not to but yeah well

804
00:33:25,760 –> 00:33:33,600
um those were fae spores

805
00:33:29,440 –> 00:33:35,760
and they don’t go away

806
00:33:33,600 –> 00:33:37,760
so now we can just understand druidic

807
00:33:35,760 –> 00:33:39,279
from on now well technically i’m talking

808
00:33:37,760 –> 00:33:40,960
to the spores and

809
00:33:39,279 –> 00:33:42,960
similar to how it was when you could

810
00:33:40,960 –> 00:33:45,200
understand the myconids

811
00:33:42,960 –> 00:33:47,760
you can just kind of understand through

812
00:33:45,200 –> 00:33:50,480
them i’m kind of using them as a

813
00:33:47,760 –> 00:33:51,760
middle man if you will i wanna i wanna

814
00:33:50,480 –> 00:33:54,240
roll back to the part where there’s

815
00:33:51,760 –> 00:33:56,720
mushrooms in my ears forever now

816
00:33:54,240 –> 00:33:58,320
yeah no you can’t get rid of those i did

817
00:33:56,720 –> 00:33:59,919
some research on that they’re they’re in

818
00:33:58,320 –> 00:34:02,799
there for good

819
00:33:59,919 –> 00:34:03,200
just think of them like little friends

820
00:34:02,799 –> 00:34:05,600
arlo

821
00:34:03,200 –> 00:34:07,679
you don’t know whether or not it’s just

822
00:34:05,600 –> 00:34:08,800
meant like your own psyche or whether

823
00:34:07,679 –> 00:34:12,560
it’s actually that but you

824
00:34:08,800 –> 00:34:12,560
swear you feel wiggling in your ears now

825
00:34:14,159 –> 00:34:21,839
i wonder if pendleton can hear them too

826
00:34:18,079 –> 00:34:21,839
you called

827
00:34:26,159 –> 00:34:29,919
oh yeah apparently i got cursed by that

828
00:34:28,000 –> 00:34:31,280
evil dragon dude and those weird steeple

829
00:34:29,919 –> 00:34:33,679
that we’ve seen before

830
00:34:31,280 –> 00:34:34,720
um i’m apparently a shepherd of the fae

831
00:34:33,679 –> 00:34:36,399
um

832
00:34:34,720 –> 00:34:38,720
and oh yeah are there mushrooms that you

833
00:34:36,399 –> 00:34:42,240
can see and talk to you

834
00:34:38,720 –> 00:34:45,440
um no

835
00:34:42,240 –> 00:34:47,040
okay just curious i don’t know if you

836
00:34:45,440 –> 00:34:48,399
remember being able to watch what

837
00:34:47,040 –> 00:34:50,800
happened in the fey wild

838
00:34:48,399 –> 00:34:53,359
no i i know but i’m not i’m not like

839
00:34:50,800 –> 00:34:56,480
really inside your skull i’m

840
00:34:53,359 –> 00:35:00,560
i’m like in your consciousness

841
00:34:56,480 –> 00:35:02,000
oh okay the whole seeing through eyes

842
00:35:00,560 –> 00:35:04,400
thing kind of confused

843
00:35:02,000 –> 00:35:06,800
me so i wasn’t sure if that no no i’m

844
00:35:04,400 –> 00:35:10,640
not literally living in your head

845
00:35:06,800 –> 00:35:11,920
oh okay good so don’t worry about if i

846
00:35:10,640 –> 00:35:13,359
get a hard hit to the head that you’ll

847
00:35:11,920 –> 00:35:15,520
get hurt okay

848
00:35:13,359 –> 00:35:17,280
well i mean if you die i’m kind of

849
00:35:15,520 –> 00:35:22,720
trapped but you know

850
00:35:17,280 –> 00:35:22,720
oh anyway please still don’t do that

851
00:35:22,800 –> 00:35:27,119
is when tara speaking out loud or just

852
00:35:24,480 –> 00:35:30,160
in her mind right now

853
00:35:27,119 –> 00:35:31,359
it out loud good so he’s like

854
00:35:30,160 –> 00:35:33,200
okay i don’t have to worry about getting

855
00:35:31,359 –> 00:35:34,320
a sharp blow to the head you hear arlo

856
00:35:33,200 –> 00:35:35,839
like

857
00:35:34,320 –> 00:35:37,760
full stop whatever he was doing before

858
00:35:35,839 –> 00:35:41,760
he’s like please do not

859
00:35:37,760 –> 00:35:42,839
disregard sharp blows to the head

860
00:35:41,760 –> 00:35:45,839
arlo you’re not part of this

861
00:35:42,839 –> 00:35:45,839
conversation

862
00:35:46,160 –> 00:35:50,480
as somebody who definitely regularly

863
00:35:49,599 –> 00:35:54,400
talks to

864
00:35:50,480 –> 00:35:58,000
a disembodied voice on the regular

865
00:35:54,400 –> 00:35:59,359
who do you talk to asmodeus

866
00:35:58,000 –> 00:36:01,280
i don’t really know if disembodied

867
00:35:59,359 –> 00:36:04,400
counts

868
00:36:01,280 –> 00:36:07,280
i mean not fair

869
00:36:04,400 –> 00:36:08,640
disembodied is that like without a body

870
00:36:07,280 –> 00:36:10,240
because i guess pendleton doesn’t really

871
00:36:08,640 –> 00:36:13,839
have a physical body either unless you

872
00:36:10,240 –> 00:36:13,839
count my body

873
00:36:15,280 –> 00:36:20,560
yeah i would consider that disembodied

874
00:36:18,640 –> 00:36:21,839
i would like to point out that before

875
00:36:20,560 –> 00:36:23,359
all this started um

876
00:36:21,839 –> 00:36:26,560
you guys did just learned that your

877
00:36:23,359 –> 00:36:30,079
objective has been forgotten

878
00:36:26,560 –> 00:36:34,560
oh right uh um sorry

879
00:36:30,079 –> 00:36:34,560
uh this is a lot to process

880
00:36:38,000 –> 00:36:45,599
or you don’t remember where it is

881
00:36:41,440 –> 00:36:46,800
no i i did before when we were going but

882
00:36:45,599 –> 00:36:50,079
then

883
00:36:46,800 –> 00:36:53,760
after we fought for some reason i

884
00:36:50,079 –> 00:36:58,560
i can’t remember it

885
00:36:53,760 –> 00:37:01,839
roll me a history check good 22.

886
00:36:58,560 –> 00:37:04,960
you’re able for for whatever reason

887
00:37:01,839 –> 00:37:08,079
now that you have your memories back

888
00:37:04,960 –> 00:37:10,160
you remember

889
00:37:08,079 –> 00:37:11,680
how you couldn’t remember things before

890
00:37:10,160 –> 00:37:12,720
how like the curse was affecting your

891
00:37:11,680 –> 00:37:14,320
memory

892
00:37:12,720 –> 00:37:16,480
and then you also do remember that you

893
00:37:14,320 –> 00:37:20,839
had turned into that creature

894
00:37:16,480 –> 00:37:23,839
and you think maybe just

895
00:37:20,839 –> 00:37:36,079
maybe that creature that you turned into

896
00:37:23,839 –> 00:37:37,760
may have the ability to steal memories

897
00:37:36,079 –> 00:37:40,160
okay so a couple things a couple things

898
00:37:37,760 –> 00:37:41,520
here the first thing is that when tara

899
00:37:40,160 –> 00:37:44,640
is flooded with like

900
00:37:41,520 –> 00:37:45,359
this like worry so she like goes and she

901
00:37:44,640 –> 00:37:47,920
like

902
00:37:45,359 –> 00:37:50,160
grabs bookworm and is like staring up at

903
00:37:47,920 –> 00:37:52,160
her like out of concern

904
00:37:50,160 –> 00:37:53,280
and the second thing is ashley thinks

905
00:37:52,160 –> 00:37:56,240
through the

906
00:37:53,280 –> 00:37:58,000
thought it can steal memories she gets

907
00:37:56,240 –> 00:38:01,520
immensely

908
00:37:58,000 –> 00:38:05,839
angry at herself at ash

909
00:38:01,520 –> 00:38:09,280
at the steeple she’s pissed

910
00:38:05,839 –> 00:38:12,320
she’s like i

911
00:38:09,280 –> 00:38:14,160
am so mad at them

912
00:38:12,320 –> 00:38:16,560
you’re saying this as you’re holding on

913
00:38:14,160 –> 00:38:19,920
to bookworm and looking her over

914
00:38:16,560 –> 00:38:23,599
yes she’s terrified right now

915
00:38:19,920 –> 00:38:26,880
not with you the

916
00:38:23,599 –> 00:38:30,720
that thing that thing they made me

917
00:38:26,880 –> 00:38:32,720
i think i think it can take memories

918
00:38:30,720 –> 00:38:35,359
so does that mean that the memories are

919
00:38:32,720 –> 00:38:39,040
destroyed or locked away within

920
00:38:35,359 –> 00:38:41,599
yourself though i don’t know

921
00:38:39,040 –> 00:38:43,200
is it a vacuum cleaner or a black hole

922
00:38:41,599 –> 00:38:43,599
what’s a vacuum cleaner what’s a black

923
00:38:43,200 –> 00:38:45,839
hole

924
00:38:43,599 –> 00:38:47,520
vacuum cleaner what is a black hole

925
00:38:45,839 –> 00:38:48,240
you’re right neither of those things

926
00:38:47,520 –> 00:38:50,560
exist

927
00:38:48,240 –> 00:38:54,079
i can answer those questions both of

928
00:38:50,560 –> 00:38:54,079
those things definitely exist

929
00:38:54,480 –> 00:38:59,040
oh you’re awake i’ve been away

930
00:38:57,760 –> 00:39:00,960
look this time i’ve been partaking the

931
00:38:59,040 –> 00:39:02,400
conversation scattered as it is i mean

932
00:39:00,960 –> 00:39:05,760
i’m awake i i was part of the

933
00:39:02,400 –> 00:39:05,760
conversation a few moments ago

934
00:39:05,839 –> 00:39:08,960
did anybody hear that that was weird i

935
00:39:08,160 –> 00:39:15,280
feel like it just

936
00:39:08,960 –> 00:39:18,240
uh sibo looks horribly dejected again

937
00:39:15,280 –> 00:39:19,920
i’ll just kind of pat some on that i’m

938
00:39:18,240 –> 00:39:21,440
just kidding small fry what were you

939
00:39:19,920 –> 00:39:22,880
going to say

940
00:39:21,440 –> 00:39:25,040
i was just commenting that i know what

941
00:39:22,880 –> 00:39:27,200
vacuums and black holes were

942
00:39:25,040 –> 00:39:28,800
seemed relevant i hadn’t been able to

943
00:39:27,200 –> 00:39:30,240
add anything to the conversation for a

944
00:39:28,800 –> 00:39:32,320
little bit i don’t know okay

945
00:39:30,240 –> 00:39:34,480
as someone who’s like been all over the

946
00:39:32,320 –> 00:39:36,079
place with themselves for a little while

947
00:39:34,480 –> 00:39:37,839
i feel like this is kind of important we

948
00:39:36,079 –> 00:39:38,880
need to probably focus on figuring out

949
00:39:37,839 –> 00:39:42,320
where we need to go

950
00:39:38,880 –> 00:39:43,599
and what’s going on

951
00:39:42,320 –> 00:39:45,119
and i’m gonna go back to my initial

952
00:39:43,599 –> 00:39:46,880
point earlier where i was looking for an

953
00:39:45,119 –> 00:39:48,160
animal or a plant to try to talk to to

954
00:39:46,880 –> 00:39:50,520
figure out if one of them might be able

955
00:39:48,160 –> 00:39:53,760
to help us

956
00:39:50,520 –> 00:39:55,440
okay i’m assuming you’re going to be

957
00:39:53,760 –> 00:39:56,640
using some form of like speak with

958
00:39:55,440 –> 00:39:58,240
animals or speak with plants or

959
00:39:56,640 –> 00:40:00,800
something like that when tara can speak

960
00:39:58,240 –> 00:40:04,160
with animals inherently

961
00:40:00,800 –> 00:40:04,640
as a long tooth shifter well already

962
00:40:04,160 –> 00:40:06,720
then

963
00:40:04,640 –> 00:40:08,400
what specifically are you trying to

964
00:40:06,720 –> 00:40:10,400
figure out

965
00:40:08,400 –> 00:40:11,839
she’s well i guess it depends on how

966
00:40:10,400 –> 00:40:13,040
smart the animal is that she’s going to

967
00:40:11,839 –> 00:40:14,960
be speaking with so i guess it depends

968
00:40:13,040 –> 00:40:18,050
on what animal it is she’s talking to

969
00:40:14,960 –> 00:40:19,760
rule nature 13.

970
00:40:18,050 –> 00:40:23,280
[Music]

971
00:40:19,760 –> 00:40:26,960
i will say that you see a

972
00:40:23,280 –> 00:40:29,359
sparrow singing up in a tree

973
00:40:26,960 –> 00:40:30,800
okay she’s gonna chirp at it to badly

974
00:40:29,359 –> 00:40:32,480
chirp at it to try to get it to come

975
00:40:30,800 –> 00:40:36,839
down now she’s gonna hold out her hand

976
00:40:32,480 –> 00:40:39,040
like backing to it can we get a sound

977
00:40:36,839 –> 00:40:43,220
please

978
00:40:39,040 –> 00:40:43,220
[Laughter]

979
00:40:50,400 –> 00:40:53,920
no because it’s a bad way so it’s not

980
00:40:51,599 –> 00:40:55,119
meant to be a whistle guys i didn’t i

981
00:40:53,920 –> 00:40:56,960
didn’t want to hear a good

982
00:40:55,119 –> 00:41:00,480
noise i wanted to hear i want to hear

983
00:40:56,960 –> 00:41:00,480
the trademark bad animal noises

984
00:41:02,000 –> 00:41:06,000
i can’t stop all odds you’re just

985
00:41:04,160 –> 00:41:09,359
spitting into the microphone

986
00:41:06,000 –> 00:41:12,400
beautiful you you have a confused

987
00:41:09,359 –> 00:41:12,400
sparrow on your finger

988
00:41:12,560 –> 00:41:16,880
does the sparrow look concerned like are

989
00:41:14,240 –> 00:41:21,839
you okay deeply it sounded like the

990
00:41:16,880 –> 00:41:21,839
sounds of death for my people

991
00:41:23,839 –> 00:41:27,920
had his windpipe crushed and he sounds

992
00:41:25,680 –> 00:41:29,359
exactly like that all the time

993
00:41:27,920 –> 00:41:30,800
drew you can’t even recognize the

994
00:41:29,359 –> 00:41:32,000
difference in like facial expressions

995
00:41:30,800 –> 00:41:35,839
and birds but you can tell this one

996
00:41:32,000 –> 00:41:35,839
looks concerned for winter’s well-being

997
00:41:36,400 –> 00:41:44,240
you somehow just know

998
00:41:39,400 –> 00:41:47,920
[Laughter]

999
00:41:44,240 –> 00:41:50,000
she she’s gonna try asking it if it has

1000
00:41:47,920 –> 00:41:53,440
seen

1001
00:41:50,000 –> 00:41:57,440
any snake people recently

1002
00:41:53,440 –> 00:41:57,440
or dragon people recently

1003
00:42:00,880 –> 00:42:05,440
try and avoid snakes uh

1004
00:42:05,760 –> 00:42:10,000
haven’t seen any

1005
00:42:10,240 –> 00:42:19,599
dragon people um

1006
00:42:16,319 –> 00:42:21,119
okay so that’s a no and then she turns

1007
00:42:19,599 –> 00:42:24,160
to bookworm she’s like do you remember

1008
00:42:21,119 –> 00:42:28,160
anything about the lair

1009
00:42:24,160 –> 00:42:31,440
she tries to think really hard and she’s

1010
00:42:28,160 –> 00:42:34,880
i i mean i remember things

1011
00:42:31,440 –> 00:42:38,000
about it but just not where it

1012
00:42:34,880 –> 00:42:42,160
was okay is there anything i’m like

1013
00:42:38,000 –> 00:42:45,440
specific inside it ah just a

1014
00:42:42,160 –> 00:42:47,119
bunch of like stuff

1015
00:42:45,440 –> 00:42:49,040
stuff for like that i wasn’t really

1016
00:42:47,119 –> 00:42:49,520
familiar with that now i realize it’s

1017
00:42:49,040 –> 00:42:51,440
like for

1018
00:42:49,520 –> 00:42:52,640
scientific experiments and stuff like

1019
00:42:51,440 –> 00:42:56,000
that

1020
00:42:52,640 –> 00:42:57,200
oh wait hold on well that makes me think

1021
00:42:56,000 –> 00:43:00,640
of something

1022
00:42:57,200 –> 00:43:03,359
hey sibo two questions

1023
00:43:00,640 –> 00:43:04,800
uh question number one you as a

1024
00:43:03,359 –> 00:43:06,720
scientist yourself would probably be

1025
00:43:04,800 –> 00:43:08,400
pretty acutely aware of like any labs

1026
00:43:06,720 –> 00:43:10,839
that would be in the area correct

1027
00:43:08,400 –> 00:43:12,480
oh absolutely guaranteed one hundred

1028
00:43:10,839 –> 00:43:15,200
percent

1029
00:43:12,480 –> 00:43:16,319
all right what if they were destroyed

1030
00:43:15,200 –> 00:43:20,160
long ago

1031
00:43:16,319 –> 00:43:23,200
i mean like the city that they were in

1032
00:43:20,160 –> 00:43:23,920
um i mean probably still a little less

1033
00:43:23,200 –> 00:43:27,359
than 100

1034
00:43:23,920 –> 00:43:27,680
now you also hear on the wind pokemon

1035
00:43:27,359 –> 00:43:32,079
says

1036
00:43:27,680 –> 00:43:34,880
it wasn’t in a city village

1037
00:43:32,079 –> 00:43:35,920
just randomly out there sibo do you know

1038
00:43:34,880 –> 00:43:37,359
about a random like

1039
00:43:35,920 –> 00:43:39,359
secret lab out in the middle of the

1040
00:43:37,359 –> 00:43:42,720
woods which

1041
00:43:39,359 –> 00:43:44,560
what forest of lost giants oh no i don’t

1042
00:43:42,720 –> 00:43:46,960
go there

1043
00:43:44,560 –> 00:43:48,000
all right then question number two for

1044
00:43:46,960 –> 00:43:50,160
sibo

1045
00:43:48,000 –> 00:43:51,920
do you have any uh you know cool ass

1046
00:43:50,160 –> 00:43:52,960
inventions that help with uh bringing

1047
00:43:51,920 –> 00:43:55,920
back memory

1048
00:43:52,960 –> 00:43:56,400
oh now you care about my inventions hey

1049
00:43:55,920 –> 00:43:59,440
hey

1050
00:43:56,400 –> 00:44:00,560
hey focus up it’s important you’re right

1051
00:43:59,440 –> 00:44:03,359
sorry i’m being petty

1052
00:44:00,560 –> 00:44:06,079
that’s on me i just really wanted that

1053
00:44:03,359 –> 00:44:06,079
field data

1054
00:44:06,480 –> 00:44:13,359
oh um let’s see

1055
00:44:09,520 –> 00:44:13,359
mental recovery

1056
00:44:13,760 –> 00:44:21,359
it wasn’t really something i had

1057
00:44:17,920 –> 00:44:23,599
thought about doing before

1058
00:44:21,359 –> 00:44:24,560
i i try and go more for things that make

1059
00:44:23,599 –> 00:44:27,359
people’s lives more

1060
00:44:24,560 –> 00:44:29,119
immediately convenient you know things

1061
00:44:27,359 –> 00:44:32,240
like magical wings or

1062
00:44:29,119 –> 00:44:33,599
the handheld bombs things like that

1063
00:44:32,240 –> 00:44:35,359
super cool are you telling me you never

1064
00:44:33,599 –> 00:44:37,040
walked into a room fully forgotten what

1065
00:44:35,359 –> 00:44:38,240
you walked to that room for and then had

1066
00:44:37,040 –> 00:44:39,599
to go back to where you were

1067
00:44:38,240 –> 00:44:42,079
only to remember what you came in the

1068
00:44:39,599 –> 00:44:44,079
room for and then walk back

1069
00:44:42,079 –> 00:44:45,440
he has a look on his face that says

1070
00:44:44,079 –> 00:44:47,599
you’re right but i don’t want to admit

1071
00:44:45,440 –> 00:44:47,599
it

1072
00:44:50,319 –> 00:44:53,760
do you have any of those weird those

1073
00:44:52,160 –> 00:44:55,119
weird science things

1074
00:44:53,760 –> 00:44:56,319
with you i assume they’re probably in

1075
00:44:55,119 –> 00:44:57,520
your bag you seem like the kind of

1076
00:44:56,319 –> 00:44:59,280
person that would take those things oh

1077
00:44:57,520 –> 00:45:00,240
yes actually that reminds me right

1078
00:44:59,280 –> 00:45:01,520
before i fell

1079
00:45:00,240 –> 00:45:03,119
unconscious for a time and then came

1080
00:45:01,520 –> 00:45:04,319
back up and then you had grown your hair

1081
00:45:03,119 –> 00:45:06,160
and it’s shorter now again

1082
00:45:04,319 –> 00:45:07,520
i don’t want to happen anyway i actually

1083
00:45:06,160 –> 00:45:11,280
did have uh some

1084
00:45:07,520 –> 00:45:14,240
upgrades for you all i i kind of feel

1085
00:45:11,280 –> 00:45:16,720
like i don’t deserve them

1086
00:45:14,240 –> 00:45:20,319
i mean i’m i’m i’m the good boy of this

1087
00:45:16,720 –> 00:45:22,560
of this episode so i’m cool with that

1088
00:45:20,319 –> 00:45:23,359
wait but you actually have like ink

1089
00:45:22,560 –> 00:45:25,920
wings that

1090
00:45:23,359 –> 00:45:26,640
come out of you wait wait other than oh

1091
00:45:25,920 –> 00:45:29,920
yeah i

1092
00:45:26,640 –> 00:45:30,720
um you meant nail remember nil yes left

1093
00:45:29,920 –> 00:45:33,839
out a while back

1094
00:45:30,720 –> 00:45:37,680
wait wait wait you got

1095
00:45:33,839 –> 00:45:40,160
milk’s wings i mean yeah they’re

1096
00:45:37,680 –> 00:45:40,800
they’re dope as hell let me see let me

1097
00:45:40,160 –> 00:45:44,480
see let me see

1098
00:45:40,800 –> 00:45:45,680
let me see um i activate the ink wings

1099
00:45:44,480 –> 00:45:47,760
and then like fly in the air a little

1100
00:45:45,680 –> 00:45:52,400
bit

1101
00:45:47,760 –> 00:45:52,400
oh yeah actually if i can find that one

1102
00:45:52,720 –> 00:45:56,800
i think i know exactly what you need you

1103
00:45:55,920 –> 00:45:58,400
do

1104
00:45:56,800 –> 00:46:00,319
yes well him specifically i can’t help

1105
00:45:58,400 –> 00:46:03,040
you guys with your current memory plate

1106
00:46:00,319 –> 00:46:04,480
but i can make you fly faster i am all

1107
00:46:03,040 –> 00:46:05,760
about that

1108
00:46:04,480 –> 00:46:08,480
excellent let me see the wings of the

1109
00:46:05,760 –> 00:46:09,920
valkyr yup and he like just straight

1110
00:46:08,480 –> 00:46:11,359
like takes him out of this pack and toss

1111
00:46:09,920 –> 00:46:13,200
him at him

1112
00:46:11,359 –> 00:46:14,560
he holds it and like stares at it for a

1113
00:46:13,200 –> 00:46:19,359
long week

1114
00:46:14,560 –> 00:46:21,680
you weren’t even wearing it i i mean

1115
00:46:19,359 –> 00:46:24,720
no it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine you

1116
00:46:21,680 –> 00:46:26,560
definitely hear him starting to cry

1117
00:46:24,720 –> 00:46:28,960
[Laughter]

1118
00:46:26,560 –> 00:46:30,800
i just they look so nice i didn’t want

1119
00:46:28,960 –> 00:46:34,640
them to like get

1120
00:46:30,800 –> 00:46:37,599
broken because of how nice they looked

1121
00:46:34,640 –> 00:46:40,319
that was fine and through his tears he

1122
00:46:37,599 –> 00:46:42,000
does a little bit of tinkering with it

1123
00:46:40,319 –> 00:46:43,680
and after about five minutes mostly

1124
00:46:42,000 –> 00:46:47,280
sobbing

1125
00:46:43,680 –> 00:46:50,160
he brings back okay

1126
00:46:47,280 –> 00:46:51,520
okay so i have augmented them they still

1127
00:46:50,160 –> 00:46:54,640
do the same thing that they did before

1128
00:46:51,520 –> 00:46:56,640
however now you can also use a spell

1129
00:46:54,640 –> 00:47:01,280
slot as a reaction in order to

1130
00:46:56,640 –> 00:47:01,280
for a minute double your flying speed

1131
00:47:02,160 –> 00:47:08,640
huh the freaking rolls so so

1132
00:47:05,920 –> 00:47:10,240
promise me i’ll use it now i promise you

1133
00:47:08,640 –> 00:47:14,240
i will use this at least

1134
00:47:10,240 –> 00:47:15,839
once it’s better than nothing yeah

1135
00:47:14,240 –> 00:47:18,000
all right i’ll strap something to the

1136
00:47:15,839 –> 00:47:20,079
backer after himself

1137
00:47:18,000 –> 00:47:21,359
and and and uh youtube ningo why why did

1138
00:47:20,079 –> 00:47:24,000
you say you don’t deserve

1139
00:47:21,359 –> 00:47:25,200
that because i never used the mivium

1140
00:47:24,000 –> 00:47:27,040
apparatus

1141
00:47:25,200 –> 00:47:28,480
i mean neither did he but i did a thing

1142
00:47:27,040 –> 00:47:30,960
for him

1143
00:47:28,480 –> 00:47:32,319
so fair enough i’ll hand it over here

1144
00:47:30,960 –> 00:47:34,000
you go

1145
00:47:32,319 –> 00:47:36,839
as he looks like he’s like so is there

1146
00:47:34,000 –> 00:47:40,720
any particular reason like

1147
00:47:36,839 –> 00:47:42,800
why unless you’re cast any spell

1148
00:47:40,720 –> 00:47:45,200
yeah let me let me be completely clear

1149
00:47:42,800 –> 00:47:45,200
with you

1150
00:47:45,440 –> 00:47:52,400
there’s been a lot going on i mean

1151
00:47:48,960 –> 00:47:54,800
are you still casting

1152
00:47:52,400 –> 00:47:55,760
not to but you know what now i feel like

1153
00:47:54,800 –> 00:47:58,079
i just need to do

1154
00:47:55,760 –> 00:48:00,000
more despite this little [ __ ] what

1155
00:47:58,079 –> 00:48:03,440
the last he looks over at the cast like

1156
00:48:00,000 –> 00:48:03,440
that’s right you

1157
00:48:03,760 –> 00:48:10,400
i still need to study you

1158
00:48:07,359 –> 00:48:13,920
here you want him no oh my god this is

1159
00:48:10,400 –> 00:48:13,920
so much easier than last time

1160
00:48:14,160 –> 00:48:17,680
do it do it do it know it know it you

1161
00:48:16,160 –> 00:48:20,400
can if you can keep

1162
00:48:17,680 –> 00:48:22,319
him you can have him he’s all yours i

1163
00:48:20,400 –> 00:48:24,000
don’t think i want him that close to my

1164
00:48:22,319 –> 00:48:26,079
home

1165
00:48:24,000 –> 00:48:28,079
what an unusual series of words oh well

1166
00:48:26,079 –> 00:48:35,839
and she he goes and picks up

1167
00:48:28,079 –> 00:48:35,839
modi and the second he does you all here

1168
00:48:38,880 –> 00:48:43,119
does anyone know the silence spell that

1169
00:48:40,559 –> 00:48:44,720
we can cast just on modi

1170
00:48:43,119 –> 00:48:46,800
that’s not how silence works and that’s

1171
00:48:44,720 –> 00:48:49,760
not what cats do

1172
00:48:46,800 –> 00:48:52,960
it’s not a cat yeah sorry but that’s

1173
00:48:49,760 –> 00:48:52,960
actually asmodeus

1174
00:48:54,079 –> 00:49:02,480
i’m sorry hold on a moment are you a

1175
00:48:58,559 –> 00:49:05,200
are you a warlock of asmodeus yes

1176
00:49:02,480 –> 00:49:05,760
that did not come up last time no it

1177
00:49:05,200 –> 00:49:08,079
didn’t

1178
00:49:05,760 –> 00:49:09,200
it didn’t seem like relevant information

1179
00:49:08,079 –> 00:49:12,160
there it is that

1180
00:49:09,200 –> 00:49:12,800
feels like the most relevant information

1181
00:49:12,160 –> 00:49:15,599
but

1182
00:49:12,800 –> 00:49:16,720
you know to each their own i suppose

1183
00:49:15,599 –> 00:49:20,000
that’s just kind of her

1184
00:49:16,720 –> 00:49:20,000
her deal and i guess

1185
00:49:22,000 –> 00:49:26,079
he he walks over to safe trying to make

1186
00:49:24,640 –> 00:49:28,960
sure he is keeping distance

1187
00:49:26,079 –> 00:49:30,240
but like staying away from modi and he

1188
00:49:28,960 –> 00:49:33,119
is oddly kind of

1189
00:49:30,240 –> 00:49:33,520
obliging for once and he pulls you over

1190
00:49:33,119 –> 00:49:36,559
like

1191
00:49:33,520 –> 00:49:39,599
okay now i just thought of something

1192
00:49:36,559 –> 00:49:42,800
the devil cat will not like this

1193
00:49:39,599 –> 00:49:45,599
but i think that means you will unless

1194
00:49:42,800 –> 00:49:49,040
i’ve misread this horribly

1195
00:49:45,599 –> 00:49:51,280
eyebrow raise her smile’s a little bit

1196
00:49:49,040 –> 00:49:52,559
more smiley and a little bit less

1197
00:49:51,280 –> 00:49:54,240
grimacy

1198
00:49:52,559 –> 00:49:54,960
i’m going to take that as a yes and just

1199
00:49:54,240 –> 00:49:56,160
keep talking

1200
00:49:54,960 –> 00:49:58,640
[Music]

1201
00:49:56,160 –> 00:49:59,200
i can augment this thing slightly so

1202
00:49:58,640 –> 00:50:01,680
that it

1203
00:49:59,200 –> 00:50:02,400
should allow you to just draw on a

1204
00:50:01,680 –> 00:50:05,520
different

1205
00:50:02,400 –> 00:50:07,200
arcane source for your warlock spell

1206
00:50:05,520 –> 00:50:08,559
it’ll still work the same way as it does

1207
00:50:07,200 –> 00:50:10,240
for you normally but it’ll draw on

1208
00:50:08,559 –> 00:50:12,559
something other than here

1209
00:50:10,240 –> 00:50:14,240
okay for being more precise it’ll it’ll

1210
00:50:12,559 –> 00:50:15,520
sort of take in his power and like

1211
00:50:14,240 –> 00:50:17,760
siphon it so you can

1212
00:50:15,520 –> 00:50:19,920
it’s a cop basically it’ll be taken from

1213
00:50:17,760 –> 00:50:22,480
its version of his power instead of

1214
00:50:19,920 –> 00:50:23,680
his version of the power and so it i

1215
00:50:22,480 –> 00:50:26,720
mean it’ll still be kind of

1216
00:50:23,680 –> 00:50:28,559
like up to chance it’s not perfect but

1217
00:50:26,720 –> 00:50:30,559
like it won’t be direct it’s gonna pat

1218
00:50:28,559 –> 00:50:32,480
his head she gets the point

1219
00:50:30,559 –> 00:50:34,400
that’s she’s gonna pat his head but it’s

1220
00:50:32,480 –> 00:50:37,440
not it’s not like rough or anything it’s

1221
00:50:34,400 –> 00:50:40,400
actually like really gentle

1222
00:50:37,440 –> 00:50:41,680
yes he looks oddly reassured as if no

1223
00:50:40,400 –> 00:50:42,559
one has ever given him that level of

1224
00:50:41,680 –> 00:50:44,880
affection before

1225
00:50:42,559 –> 00:50:48,319
why did you make it sad just now he does

1226
00:50:44,880 –> 00:50:50,800
blow people up i will remind you

1227
00:50:48,319 –> 00:50:53,280
you know and he’s like alvin is like

1228
00:50:50,800 –> 00:50:55,520
yeah yeah no one has ever shown him love

1229
00:50:53,280 –> 00:50:57,359
ever and i was like why did that need to

1230
00:50:55,520 –> 00:50:58,800
be a part of this funny little adventure

1231
00:50:57,359 –> 00:51:02,000
man

1232
00:50:58,800 –> 00:51:03,440
because you guys are bullying him i’m

1233
00:51:02,000 –> 00:51:04,559
repeating what jordan just said about

1234
00:51:03,440 –> 00:51:07,520
his own character

1235
00:51:04,559 –> 00:51:08,720
he does blow people up yeah there’s a

1236
00:51:07,520 –> 00:51:10,960
reason people don’t

1237
00:51:08,720 –> 00:51:11,760
give sibo’s time a day he blows people

1238
00:51:10,960 –> 00:51:13,680
up

1239
00:51:11,760 –> 00:51:17,440
that’s why he didn’t win the uh win the

1240
00:51:13,680 –> 00:51:23,520
election wednesday’s techie for tara

1241
00:51:17,440 –> 00:51:25,599
too techy for tara

1242
00:51:23,520 –> 00:51:27,520
it did it sounded like a tv show i’m

1243
00:51:25,599 –> 00:51:30,160
sorry jordan we keep interrupting you

1244
00:51:27,520 –> 00:51:32,640
yes you do and i’m used to it

1245
00:51:30,160 –> 00:51:34,640
so you see sibo go off and he does make

1246
00:51:32,640 –> 00:51:37,200
some modifications

1247
00:51:34,640 –> 00:51:38,720
to the museum apparatus and he hands it

1248
00:51:37,200 –> 00:51:40,640
back to you and again was like

1249
00:51:38,720 –> 00:51:42,720
alright so like i said it’ll still work

1250
00:51:40,640 –> 00:51:44,960
the same way as it did before

1251
00:51:42,720 –> 00:51:46,720
so you know there’s a chance it won’t

1252
00:51:44,960 –> 00:51:49,839
cast the spell that you want but it

1253
00:51:46,720 –> 00:51:52,960
won’t directly impact

1254
00:51:49,839 –> 00:51:54,960
and translation on how this works is

1255
00:51:52,960 –> 00:51:56,800
you can instead choose to use the museum

1256
00:51:54,960 –> 00:52:00,319
apparatus instead of

1257
00:51:56,800 –> 00:52:02,559
relying solely on asmodeus for your

1258
00:52:00,319 –> 00:52:04,240
spell casting specifically

1259
00:52:02,559 –> 00:52:05,839
and if you do that you do not need to

1260
00:52:04,240 –> 00:52:09,280
worry about rolling on

1261
00:52:05,839 –> 00:52:11,359
your like devil drawback

1262
00:52:09,280 –> 00:52:13,200
table you’ll instead just roll on the

1263
00:52:11,359 –> 00:52:19,359
museum table

1264
00:52:13,200 –> 00:52:21,359
which is far less problematic

1265
00:52:19,359 –> 00:52:23,119
that being said if you use any of your

1266
00:52:21,359 –> 00:52:24,960
other warlock features

1267
00:52:23,119 –> 00:52:26,559
uh i will exclude your eyes because

1268
00:52:24,960 –> 00:52:29,680
those are passive and that’d be

1269
00:52:26,559 –> 00:52:32,319
some hot [ __ ] that’s fair um so like

1270
00:52:29,680 –> 00:52:34,480
if you use any of modi’s abilities or

1271
00:52:32,319 –> 00:52:36,559
if you like use yeah pretty much any of

1272
00:52:34,480 –> 00:52:38,880
modi’s abilities that you get from him

1273
00:52:36,559 –> 00:52:40,480
uh that will still be trying on him yeah

1274
00:52:38,880 –> 00:52:42,079
that’ll still trigger that but if you’re

1275
00:52:40,480 –> 00:52:44,000
just spell casting you can choose to

1276
00:52:42,079 –> 00:52:45,040
either roll on his table or the museum

1277
00:52:44,000 –> 00:52:48,559
table

1278
00:52:45,040 –> 00:52:50,960
that’s excellent i love that

1279
00:52:48,559 –> 00:52:52,400
when tara has so far um as arlo was

1280
00:52:50,960 –> 00:52:53,680
showing off his tattoo she was like

1281
00:52:52,400 –> 00:52:54,960
turning to bookworm she was like oh yeah

1282
00:52:53,680 –> 00:52:56,079
did i ever show you this one that nell

1283
00:52:54,960 –> 00:53:01,839
gave me and she’s like kind of lifting

1284
00:52:56,079 –> 00:53:01,839
up and showing the one on her chest

1285
00:53:03,040 –> 00:53:06,800
yeah i need to clarify did you say

1286
00:53:04,319 –> 00:53:08,240
lifting up well it’s on her like rib

1287
00:53:06,800 –> 00:53:09,280
cage right so she’s like wearing like a

1288
00:53:08,240 –> 00:53:12,400
shirt so she’s

1289
00:53:09,280 –> 00:53:14,960
like showing up okay okay you said chest

1290
00:53:12,400 –> 00:53:14,960
which is not

1291
00:53:26,800 –> 00:53:30,160
like dropped to the ground like the

1292
00:53:29,440 –> 00:53:33,200
hermes

1293
00:53:30,160 –> 00:53:35,520
is redder than a tomato no no

1294
00:53:33,200 –> 00:53:39,040
i was like not looking in like [ __ ]

1295
00:53:35,520 –> 00:53:42,319
bookworm i assume would fake

1296
00:53:39,040 –> 00:53:44,240
i like like like faith would be like all

1297
00:53:42,319 –> 00:53:46,160
right hand over one of them whiskeys i

1298
00:53:44,240 –> 00:53:49,440
need to get that picture out of my head

1299
00:53:46,160 –> 00:53:52,160
now okay oh no

1300
00:53:49,440 –> 00:53:53,440
but no i meant i rip i misspoke i meant

1301
00:53:52,160 –> 00:53:55,599
she like is showing off the one that’s

1302
00:53:53,440 –> 00:53:57,280
on her ribcage

1303
00:53:55,599 –> 00:53:59,760
arlo are safe if either you guys would

1304
00:53:57,280 –> 00:54:02,000
like to roll me a perception check you

1305
00:53:59,760 –> 00:54:02,000
may

1306
00:54:02,960 –> 00:54:08,839
that’s uh seven winter

1307
00:54:06,090 –> 00:54:12,000
[Music]

1308
00:54:08,839 –> 00:54:12,720

  1. unsurprisingly you both noticed that

1309
00:54:12,000 –> 00:54:16,400
she

1310
00:54:12,720 –> 00:54:17,520
is uh completely red

1311
00:54:16,400 –> 00:54:20,000
but also that she has a bit of a

1312
00:54:17,520 –> 00:54:22,400
nosebleed going

1313
00:54:20,000 –> 00:54:24,079
as as when tara fails to notice that she

1314
00:54:22,400 –> 00:54:26,960
also shows off what i can only assume

1315
00:54:24,079 –> 00:54:28,319
is her washboard abs yeah i know ventura

1316
00:54:26,960 –> 00:54:29,440
is definitely jacked she’s got pretty

1317
00:54:28,319 –> 00:54:32,720
good strength

1318
00:54:29,440 –> 00:54:32,720
that is hot

1319
00:54:32,800 –> 00:54:40,000
bookworm agrees okay so

1320
00:54:36,799 –> 00:54:40,799
as it was you guys still like you you

1321
00:54:40,000 –> 00:54:43,920
would have lost

1322
00:54:40,799 –> 00:54:44,720
any sign of sasava and like saba and

1323
00:54:43,920 –> 00:54:47,440
avas

1324
00:54:44,720 –> 00:54:49,200
before were able to like stay out of

1325
00:54:47,440 –> 00:54:51,040
even where saith was looking so they’re

1326
00:54:49,200 –> 00:54:52,079
being careful not to be seen so they’re

1327
00:54:51,040 –> 00:54:55,119
they’re

1328
00:54:52,079 –> 00:54:56,160
definitely trying to keep a good ways

1329
00:54:55,119 –> 00:54:59,760
away

1330
00:54:56,160 –> 00:55:02,960
um but yeah you guys still need some

1331
00:54:59,760 –> 00:55:05,480
you need to figure out some ways of

1332
00:55:02,960 –> 00:55:07,520
tracking down potentially where this

1333
00:55:05,480 –> 00:55:10,960
necromancer’s lair

1334
00:55:07,520 –> 00:55:12,240
could be in the middle of the forest

1335
00:55:10,960 –> 00:55:13,520
okay when tara’s gonna turn back to this

1336
00:55:12,240 –> 00:55:14,160
little sparrow thing and she’s gonna be

1337
00:55:13,520 –> 00:55:16,480
like

1338
00:55:14,160 –> 00:55:18,559
do you ever go inside the forest of lost

1339
00:55:16,480 –> 00:55:22,640
giants the dead forest

1340
00:55:18,559 –> 00:55:27,359
or fly over it pretty scary

1341
00:55:22,640 –> 00:55:27,359
do you know anyone who does um

1342
00:55:28,720 –> 00:55:36,000
i when tara is it possible that we could

1343
00:55:32,480 –> 00:55:38,880
send jock bird or birdie

1344
00:55:36,000 –> 00:55:40,000
to go like scope out the area i yeah i

1345
00:55:38,880 –> 00:55:43,520
mean i guess so

1346
00:55:40,000 –> 00:55:44,880
but if those awful awful

1347
00:55:43,520 –> 00:55:46,880
things are still there those corpse

1348
00:55:44,880 –> 00:55:48,559
flowers and the hand i mean they may run

1349
00:55:46,880 –> 00:55:51,280
into some problems

1350
00:55:48,559 –> 00:55:51,760
well that’s true but wouldn’t they just

1351
00:55:51,280 –> 00:55:53,920
pop

1352
00:55:51,760 –> 00:55:55,280
right back to you well they just

1353
00:55:53,920 –> 00:55:56,640
disappear or they wouldn’t they wouldn’t

1354
00:55:55,280 –> 00:55:59,680
come back here

1355
00:55:56,640 –> 00:56:00,880
um no yeah we can we can try and send

1356
00:55:59,680 –> 00:56:01,920
them out and see if they can come back

1357
00:56:00,880 –> 00:56:02,880
it might give us some information at

1358
00:56:01,920 –> 00:56:05,359
least while we’re heading in that

1359
00:56:02,880 –> 00:56:09,440
direction

1360
00:56:05,359 –> 00:56:13,920
i have one more idea

1361
00:56:09,440 –> 00:56:16,960
okay so as much as i hate him

1362
00:56:13,920 –> 00:56:18,559
and all of us hate him i can still see

1363
00:56:16,960 –> 00:56:21,200
through modi’s eyes

1364
00:56:18,559 –> 00:56:22,400
hmm no what was the sparrow saying she

1365
00:56:21,200 –> 00:56:24,000
says that she looks back at the little

1366
00:56:22,400 –> 00:56:25,920
thing

1367
00:56:24,000 –> 00:56:28,079
i will say i do really like that idea

1368
00:56:25,920 –> 00:56:28,079
but

1369
00:56:28,960 –> 00:56:35,920
um the sparrow says

1370
00:56:32,559 –> 00:56:38,960
i i’ve seen

1371
00:56:35,920 –> 00:56:45,119
a woman come up and try and

1372
00:56:38,960 –> 00:56:48,640
heal it a woman

1373
00:56:45,119 –> 00:56:51,599
the the forest mom

1374
00:56:48,640 –> 00:56:53,920
the forest mom when tara you have heard

1375
00:56:51,599 –> 00:56:54,640
animals say that before and you know for

1376
00:56:53,920 –> 00:56:58,160
a fact

1377
00:56:54,640 –> 00:57:01,280
they are talking about holly oh

1378
00:56:58,160 –> 00:57:04,319
mom that’s adorable the

1379
00:57:01,280 –> 00:57:08,480
forest mom poorest mom

1380
00:57:04,319 –> 00:57:13,040
oh the little birds and squirrels and

1381
00:57:08,480 –> 00:57:16,079
animals and they’re like the forest mom

1382
00:57:13,040 –> 00:57:17,040
oh oh you mean my mom oh yeah i don’t

1383
00:57:16,079 –> 00:57:20,240
know she

1384
00:57:17,040 –> 00:57:23,040
went that way oh um

1385
00:57:20,240 –> 00:57:25,200
she doesn’t go far just to the edge to

1386
00:57:23,040 –> 00:57:29,680
try to heal it

1387
00:57:25,200 –> 00:57:33,280
huh sometimes a little further

1388
00:57:29,680 –> 00:57:36,559
interesting have you seen her today

1389
00:57:33,280 –> 00:57:40,160
um i think

1390
00:57:36,559 –> 00:57:43,359
she’s with the other

1391
00:57:40,160 –> 00:57:44,880
guardians all right and then this is

1392
00:57:43,359 –> 00:57:47,040
something she’s going to

1393
00:57:44,880 –> 00:57:48,799
to use an actual spell on doing since

1394
00:57:47,040 –> 00:57:50,240
she can’t send animal message

1395
00:57:48,799 –> 00:57:52,240
uh without it she could just speak and i

1396
00:57:50,240 –> 00:57:53,839
misspoke earlier it’s her her circle of

1397
00:57:52,240 –> 00:57:54,559
the shepherd that allows her to speak

1398
00:57:53,839 –> 00:57:55,760
with animals

1399
00:57:54,559 –> 00:57:57,280
that makes a little bit more sense

1400
00:57:55,760 –> 00:57:58,079
that’d be a very broken feature

1401
00:57:57,280 –> 00:57:59,599
otherwise

1402
00:57:58,079 –> 00:58:01,359
no i knew it was one of the features she

1403
00:57:59,599 –> 00:58:01,839
gets so she can just speak with animals

1404
00:58:01,359 –> 00:58:04,880
um

1405
00:58:01,839 –> 00:58:06,480
freely okay that makes sense yeah

1406
00:58:04,880 –> 00:58:08,559
so she’s gonna animal message and she’s

1407
00:58:06,480 –> 00:58:10,400
gonna say can you go bring

1408
00:58:08,559 –> 00:58:12,400
forrest mom or one of the guardians a

1409
00:58:10,400 –> 00:58:16,319
message specifically well

1410
00:58:12,400 –> 00:58:19,599
forest mom would be better um for me

1411
00:58:16,319 –> 00:58:20,079
okay so the the message that she’s

1412
00:58:19,599 –> 00:58:23,920
sending

1413
00:58:20,079 –> 00:58:24,559
to her mom is going to forest of lost

1414
00:58:23,920 –> 00:58:26,799
giants

1415
00:58:24,559 –> 00:58:28,799
have you seen science home there

1416
00:58:26,799 –> 00:58:29,920
bookworm lost some memory after fighting

1417
00:58:28,799 –> 00:58:33,680
tree monster

1418
00:58:29,920 –> 00:58:35,359
love you tara okay

1419
00:58:33,680 –> 00:58:37,359
wait you could also you have enough

1420
00:58:35,359 –> 00:58:39,470
words to say and friends

1421
00:58:37,359 –> 00:58:42,480
and friends yeah

1422
00:58:39,470 –> 00:58:46,079
[Laughter]

1423
00:58:42,480 –> 00:58:49,440
cool little sparrow

1424
00:58:46,079 –> 00:58:52,559
goes off and uh

1425
00:58:49,440 –> 00:58:55,599
you guys have a little bit of time until

1426
00:58:52,559 –> 00:58:58,799
holly gets that how much

1427
00:58:55,599 –> 00:59:00,079
time a short rest amount of time because

1428
00:58:58,799 –> 00:59:01,839
i am hurt bad

1429
00:59:00,079 –> 00:59:04,000
you you can take short rest amount of

1430
00:59:01,839 –> 00:59:06,000
time gfx

1431
00:59:04,000 –> 00:59:08,000
i’m going to take all of my children i’m

1432
00:59:06,000 –> 00:59:09,280
going to take all of my diet

1433
00:59:08,000 –> 00:59:12,960
is there anything you guys would like to

1434
00:59:09,280 –> 00:59:16,960
do while you are licking your wounds

1435
00:59:12,960 –> 00:59:18,720
yes hold on everyone but christina

1436
00:59:16,960 –> 00:59:20,000
how is christina the only one not hurt

1437
00:59:18,720 –> 00:59:22,319
that’s not fair

1438
00:59:20,000 –> 00:59:23,680
because she unlocked special fei powers

1439
00:59:22,319 –> 00:59:24,720
and technically never got hit in that

1440
00:59:23,680 –> 00:59:27,920
fight

1441
00:59:24,720 –> 00:59:31,280
that’s you’re an ass this is

1442
00:59:27,920 –> 00:59:32,240
ass [ __ ] it’s when tara’s art get

1443
00:59:31,280 –> 00:59:36,079
over it

1444
00:59:32,240 –> 00:59:36,079
[ _ ] [ _ ]

1445
00:59:36,319 –> 00:59:39,760
you won’t be saying this when it’s your

1446
00:59:37,520 –> 00:59:41,200
turn [ __ ]

1447
00:59:39,760 –> 00:59:42,799
[Music]

1448
00:59:41,200 –> 00:59:44,079
so while you guys are while you guys are

1449
00:59:42,799 –> 00:59:45,359
healing and stuff when tara is like

1450
00:59:44,079 –> 00:59:46,559
sitting there thinking and she’s just

1451
00:59:45,359 –> 00:59:48,480
like

1452
00:59:46,559 –> 00:59:49,760
you know we’ve had a lot that’s happened

1453
00:59:48,480 –> 00:59:51,119
recently

1454
00:59:49,760 –> 00:59:53,280
there was this game that we used to play

1455
00:59:51,119 –> 00:59:54,640
when i was little and we were just kind

1456
00:59:53,280 –> 00:59:56,559
of hanging out in the forest do you guys

1457
00:59:54,640 –> 01:00:00,000
want to play

1458
00:59:56,559 –> 01:00:04,079
yeah absolutely yeah i’m game

1459
01:00:00,000 –> 01:00:05,760
okay count the knees nope they’re mine

1460
01:00:04,079 –> 01:00:09,119
well it’s not always about knees

1461
01:00:05,760 –> 01:00:12,480
sometimes it’s about you know flowers or

1462
01:00:09,119 –> 01:00:13,520
birds or dinosaurs so you can count

1463
01:00:12,480 –> 01:00:17,280
their knees

1464
01:00:13,520 –> 01:00:18,960
yeah no so i need

1465
01:00:17,280 –> 01:00:20,880
um i need you guys to give me different

1466
01:00:18,960 –> 01:00:24,559
things and she’s gonna look at

1467
01:00:20,880 –> 01:00:27,040
uh safe she’s like who’s a person you

1468
01:00:24,559 –> 01:00:30,559
want the story

1469
01:00:27,040 –> 01:00:34,400
oh my actual [ __ ] god are you

1470
01:00:30,559 –> 01:00:36,640
are you are you doing mad libs

1471
01:00:34,400 –> 01:00:38,640
yes it is are you doing mad libs right

1472
01:00:36,640 –> 01:00:43,040
now christina

1473
01:00:38,640 –> 01:00:45,200
did you suggest a game of madness

1474
01:00:43,040 –> 01:00:46,799
if we can do an improv exercise inside

1475
01:00:45,200 –> 01:00:49,839
of our essentially improv

1476
01:00:46,799 –> 01:00:53,839
exercise game christina

1477
01:00:49,839 –> 01:00:56,079
is feeling dream dork spicy today

1478
01:00:53,839 –> 01:00:57,440
everyone else is off their game and she

1479
01:00:56,079 –> 01:01:01,040
is here like

1480
01:00:57,440 –> 01:01:05,520
[ __ ] showing us up

1481
01:01:01,040 –> 01:01:05,520
she is opening her own headline show

1482
01:01:06,640 –> 01:01:13,599
huh someone i’d like to be in the story

1483
01:01:09,680 –> 01:01:13,599
oh my god are we actually doing this

1484
01:01:13,680 –> 01:01:20,799
let’s see how about

1485
01:01:17,200 –> 01:01:22,319
little rick okay all right keep going i

1486
01:01:20,799 –> 01:01:26,720
want to hear this now

1487
01:01:22,319 –> 01:01:30,160
oh god arlo i need a place

1488
01:01:26,720 –> 01:01:30,160
ronnie flash’s tour bus

1489
01:01:30,240 –> 01:01:34,559
weird but okay bookworm what about a

1490
01:01:33,040 –> 01:01:38,160
color

1491
01:01:34,559 –> 01:01:41,520
green sibo

1492
01:01:38,160 –> 01:01:43,359
i need um

1493
01:01:41,520 –> 01:01:45,680
like something you would do like to jump

1494
01:01:43,359 –> 01:01:47,119
or run

1495
01:01:45,680 –> 01:01:51,119
well i’m not really much for those

1496
01:01:47,119 –> 01:01:54,960
things uh how about invent

1497
01:01:51,119 –> 01:01:58,559
okay um i’ll think of a sound

1498
01:01:54,960 –> 01:02:03,440
um i’ll say

1499
01:01:58,559 –> 01:02:05,119
bleat like a goat those are fun sounds

1500
01:02:03,440 –> 01:02:06,880
hey pendleton what about another animal

1501
01:02:05,119 –> 01:02:10,480
sound

1502
01:02:06,880 –> 01:02:12,400
let’s see i was always rather

1503
01:02:10,480 –> 01:02:14,960
fond of the sound of a horse could you

1504
01:02:12,400 –> 01:02:18,559
be inside of a horse

1505
01:02:14,960 –> 01:02:22,400
no um horses have changed

1506
01:02:18,559 –> 01:02:22,400
drastically since i was alive

1507
01:02:22,559 –> 01:02:29,039
i guess we’ll go with that better

1508
01:02:25,760 –> 01:02:33,200
just just horse whitney winnie

1509
01:02:29,039 –> 01:02:36,559
okay arla what about another color

1510
01:02:33,200 –> 01:02:40,240
gold bookworm

1511
01:02:36,559 –> 01:02:43,039
what about a type of bush like a plant

1512
01:02:40,240 –> 01:02:44,960
blueberry let’s see what’s a cool

1513
01:02:43,039 –> 01:02:48,400
dinosaur that i really like

1514
01:02:44,960 –> 01:02:52,839
hmm gee if only there was a pull

1515
01:02:48,400 –> 01:02:56,000
i know if only i knew more dinosaurs

1516
01:02:52,839 –> 01:02:59,200
ankylosaurus okay we will

1517
01:02:56,000 –> 01:03:01,440
do an ankylosaurus hell yeah

1518
01:02:59,200 –> 01:03:03,280
ankylosaurus [ __ ] rules wasn’t your

1519
01:03:01,440 –> 01:03:05,200
turn arlo but fine

1520
01:03:03,280 –> 01:03:07,599
that was that was drew the person who

1521
01:03:05,200 –> 01:03:08,799
likes ankylosaurus

1522
01:03:07,599 –> 01:03:10,400
i know that there’s a lot of like that

1523
01:03:08,799 –> 01:03:11,359
joke online of like absolutely don’t

1524
01:03:10,400 –> 01:03:12,799
know what i see what your favorite

1525
01:03:11,359 –> 01:03:14,480
dinosaur is anymore and that’s [ __ ]

1526
01:03:12,799 –> 01:03:16,319
not like but it is [ __ ] dinosaurs

1527
01:03:14,480 –> 01:03:19,599
[ __ ] role

1528
01:03:16,319 –> 01:03:22,960
oh i have to do this part all right say

1529
01:03:19,599 –> 01:03:22,960
do you know any nursery rhymes

1530
01:03:25,280 –> 01:03:28,240
just the name of one

1531
01:03:28,319 –> 01:03:37,839
okay so i kind of grew up in a cult

1532
01:03:32,559 –> 01:03:41,839
so um as as modi is

1533
01:03:37,839 –> 01:03:41,839
as modest in the dark as tonight

1534
01:03:43,200 –> 01:03:50,559
oh shut up oh okay

1535
01:03:47,200 –> 01:03:52,799
troll asmodius is fun i like him

1536
01:03:50,559 –> 01:03:54,400
arnold like um takes like some paper

1537
01:03:52,799 –> 01:03:56,480
from like his uh prescription pad and

1538
01:03:54,400 –> 01:03:58,000
like rolls into like a little cone

1539
01:03:56,480 –> 01:03:59,280
and like he like fixes it together and

1540
01:03:58,000 –> 01:04:00,720
then like takes out like you know it’s

1541
01:03:59,280 –> 01:04:03,119
quill and then writes dunce on it and

1542
01:04:00,720 –> 01:04:06,160
just puts it on top of like modi’s head

1543
01:04:03,119 –> 01:04:08,720
it immediately ignites into flames

1544
01:04:06,160 –> 01:04:09,920
okay so the game is that now we’ve made

1545
01:04:08,720 –> 01:04:13,280
a story together

1546
01:04:09,920 –> 01:04:15,119
so the story is last week was the

1547
01:04:13,280 –> 01:04:17,520
biggest adventure of my life

1548
01:04:15,119 –> 01:04:20,079
little rick and i were taking a walk in

1549
01:04:17,520 –> 01:04:23,680
the ronnie flash’s tour bus

1550
01:04:20,079 –> 01:04:26,960
when we saw a green object in the bushes

1551
01:04:23,680 –> 01:04:29,520
we quickly realized it was a time

1552
01:04:26,960 –> 01:04:32,559
machine what’s a time machine

1553
01:04:29,520 –> 01:04:37,039
one second make up a

1554
01:04:32,559 –> 01:04:37,039
story in our kid include something

1555
01:04:38,640 –> 01:04:41,839
is that what just happened

1556
01:04:46,319 –> 01:04:51,839
that’s what it appears no

1557
01:04:49,359 –> 01:04:51,839
i was just

1558
01:04:53,039 –> 01:04:55,599
i didn’t see the word time machine in

1559
01:04:54,400 –> 01:04:56,400
this one it’s supposed to just be about

1560
01:04:55,599 –> 01:05:01,680
a dinosaur

1561
01:04:56,400 –> 01:05:01,680
hold on you’ll live with your sin

1562
01:05:04,640 –> 01:05:07,280
no she’d probably know what the word

1563
01:05:06,000 –> 01:05:08,000
time machine was that’s probably not

1564
01:05:07,280 –> 01:05:10,559
that oh yeah

1565
01:05:08,000 –> 01:05:10,559
i’m sure

1566
01:05:11,200 –> 01:05:14,319
continue please

1567
01:05:14,480 –> 01:05:18,480
we quickly realized it was a time

1568
01:05:16,079 –> 01:05:21,920
machine and

1569
01:05:18,480 –> 01:05:24,160
and inventing inside there was a loud

1570
01:05:21,920 –> 01:05:26,559
bleat and the doors opened to reveal we

1571
01:05:24,160 –> 01:05:29,200
had gone thousands of years back in time

1572
01:05:26,559 –> 01:05:30,640
we were about to start exploring when a

1573
01:05:29,200 –> 01:05:33,280
loud winnie

1574
01:05:30,640 –> 01:05:34,880
came from nearby we turned around and

1575
01:05:33,280 –> 01:05:37,680
saw a huge

1576
01:05:34,880 –> 01:05:38,880
gold dinosaur coming towards us we

1577
01:05:37,680 –> 01:05:42,319
started running and found

1578
01:05:38,880 –> 01:05:44,960
shelter in a blueberry bush

1579
01:05:42,319 –> 01:05:45,599
but the ankylosaurus was getting closer

1580
01:05:44,960 –> 01:05:48,720
suddenly

1581
01:05:45,599 –> 01:05:50,319
a man wearing a piece of purple

1582
01:05:48,720 –> 01:05:52,480
a man wearing a piece of purple cloth

1583
01:05:50,319 –> 01:05:54,960
around his knees

1584
01:05:52,480 –> 01:05:56,559
appeared beside us and told us that the

1585
01:05:54,960 –> 01:05:59,280
only way to scare

1586
01:05:56,559 –> 01:06:00,160
the dinosaur away was by throwing lots

1587
01:05:59,280 –> 01:06:03,520
of

1588
01:06:00,160 –> 01:06:06,400
arrows into the air while singing

1589
01:06:03,520 –> 01:06:07,839
asmodius and the darkest night backwards

1590
01:06:06,400 –> 01:06:09,839
we did it immediately

1591
01:06:07,839 –> 01:06:11,839
and the ankylosaurus turned and ran away

1592
01:06:09,839 –> 01:06:13,440
in fright we hurried back to the time

1593
01:06:11,839 –> 01:06:17,280
machine and luckily made it home

1594
01:06:13,440 –> 01:06:20,480
in time for knees the end

1595
01:06:17,280 –> 01:06:22,400
wasn’t that fun i feel like i feel like

1596
01:06:20,480 –> 01:06:23,599
that story inadvertently had like a

1597
01:06:22,400 –> 01:06:27,440
strange naked man

1598
01:06:23,599 –> 01:06:29,920
find you in like here it was

1599
01:06:27,440 –> 01:06:31,119
interesting well that’s the point

1600
01:06:29,920 –> 01:06:32,319
they’re not supposed to always make

1601
01:06:31,119 –> 01:06:32,880
sense sometimes they’re supposed to be

1602
01:06:32,319 –> 01:06:35,119
silly

1603
01:06:32,880 –> 01:06:37,839
because they just helped pass the time i

1604
01:06:35,119 –> 01:06:40,640
liked it that was fun

1605
01:06:37,839 –> 01:06:43,039
i will never understand your culture

1606
01:06:40,640 –> 01:06:46,799
when you grow up in many cultures

1607
01:06:43,039 –> 01:06:50,160
the one you develop for yourself just

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01:06:46,799 –> 01:06:52,559
a little bit of mix and match so

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01:06:50,160 –> 01:06:53,680
after that because no no one else gets

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01:06:52,559 –> 01:06:54,319
to do anything now because we had to

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01:06:53,680 –> 01:06:57,520
suffer through

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01:06:54,319 –> 01:06:58,960
20 minutes of mad libs thank you

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01:06:57,520 –> 01:07:02,480
christina

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01:06:58,960 –> 01:07:05,680
you’re welcome worth it was it

1615
01:07:02,480 –> 01:07:07,520
you guys see that holly is

1616
01:07:05,680 –> 01:07:08,960
walking towards you it has been enough

1617
01:07:07,520 –> 01:07:10,000
time that she would reasonable to make

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01:07:08,960 –> 01:07:13,280
it

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01:07:10,000 –> 01:07:14,319
uh and you also notice that she has

1620
01:07:13,280 –> 01:07:18,079
as you can tell from the look on her

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01:07:14,319 –> 01:07:22,720
face somewhat reluctantly brought oliver

1622
01:07:18,079 –> 01:07:25,359
oh hi sweetie dang it all over

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01:07:22,720 –> 01:07:27,280
hi guys i guess that works with the long

1624
01:07:25,359 –> 01:07:30,720
tubes promise you’re still with mom

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01:07:27,280 –> 01:07:33,200
didn’t break it he was so insistent

1626
01:07:30,720 –> 01:07:36,880
he said it still counts it’s fine the

1627
01:07:33,200 –> 01:07:41,039
entire time and would not let go

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01:07:36,880 –> 01:07:44,960
okay what is this about lost memory what

1629
01:07:41,039 –> 01:07:46,319
yeah so when tara is kind of thinking

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01:07:44,960 –> 01:07:47,440
about very quickly oh [ __ ] i didn’t

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01:07:46,319 –> 01:07:49,680
really want to tell my mom that i got

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01:07:47,440 –> 01:07:51,280
cursed

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01:07:49,680 –> 01:07:54,240
she was like yeah so we had to fight

1634
01:07:51,280 –> 01:07:55,920
this monster this tree monster

1635
01:07:54,240 –> 01:07:57,839
and it might have taken one of the

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01:07:55,920 –> 01:07:59,760
corpse flowers

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01:07:57,839 –> 01:08:00,880
different this one seems to be able to

1638
01:07:59,760 –> 01:08:02,400
take memories

1639
01:08:00,880 –> 01:08:04,799
um thankfully i don’t think we should

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01:08:02,400 –> 01:08:08,319
encounter it anytime soon hopefully

1641
01:08:04,799 –> 01:08:10,079
probably i hope um but it might have

1642
01:08:08,319 –> 01:08:13,599
taken one of bookworm’s memories about

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01:08:10,079 –> 01:08:16,159
where her old friend

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01:08:13,599 –> 01:08:18,239
was like where their home was um the

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01:08:16,159 –> 01:08:21,040
sparrow told me that you sometimes go

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01:08:18,239 –> 01:08:22,839
to the forest of lost giants have you

1647
01:08:21,040 –> 01:08:24,159
ever seen anything like a science home

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01:08:22,839 –> 01:08:27,279
there

1649
01:08:24,159 –> 01:08:29,040
i i don’t usually travel that deep

1650
01:08:27,279 –> 01:08:32,719
in there honestly i just try and heal it

1651
01:08:29,040 –> 01:08:32,719
from the outer rims of it but

1652
01:08:34,080 –> 01:08:37,600
the thing is i try not to go too deep in

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01:08:35,920 –> 01:08:38,239
there because i know that that creature

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01:08:37,600 –> 01:08:41,199
is still

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01:08:38,239 –> 01:08:41,759
out there and it’s extremely dangerous

1656
01:08:41,199 –> 01:08:45,440
to go

1657
01:08:41,759 –> 01:08:47,759
in there so i

1658
01:08:45,440 –> 01:08:48,719
i really wish that i could help you out

1659
01:08:47,759 –> 01:08:50,640
with this one more but

1660
01:08:48,719 –> 01:08:53,520
unfortunately most people don’t really

1661
01:08:50,640 –> 01:08:55,440
tread that far into the forest

1662
01:08:53,520 –> 01:08:57,920
as she’s saying this everyone roll me

1663
01:08:55,440 –> 01:08:57,920
perception

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01:08:58,319 –> 01:09:03,520
when tara you may have advantage oh i

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01:09:01,359 –> 01:09:07,520
got a nat 20

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01:09:03,520 –> 01:09:11,040
i got a 10. 19.

1667
01:09:07,520 –> 01:09:14,719
arlo you do not pick up on this but

1668
01:09:11,040 –> 01:09:17,759
when tara and safe

1669
01:09:14,719 –> 01:09:20,560
you guys notice that as you guys are

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01:09:17,759 –> 01:09:23,520
having this conversation

1671
01:09:20,560 –> 01:09:26,560
oliver starts to hide behind holly and

1672
01:09:23,520 –> 01:09:30,319
looks a little uncomfortable

1673
01:09:26,560 –> 01:09:30,719
you okay little dude oh yeah yeah great

1674
01:09:30,319 –> 01:09:34,400
great

1675
01:09:30,719 –> 01:09:38,580
great oliver

1676
01:09:34,400 –> 01:09:40,000
no really i’m fine i promise really

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01:09:38,580 –> 01:09:43,679
[Music]

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01:09:40,000 –> 01:09:44,880
guys guys i know that

1679
01:09:43,679 –> 01:09:47,120
you know i don’t want to step on

1680
01:09:44,880 –> 01:09:49,520
anyone’s toes here but i do

1681
01:09:47,120 –> 01:09:51,359
i do have the perfect solution for this

1682
01:09:49,520 –> 01:09:54,400
problem

1683
01:09:51,359 –> 01:09:55,280
okay and arlo reaches into this pack and

1684
01:09:54,400 –> 01:09:58,380
pulls out like

1685
01:09:55,280 –> 01:10:01,520
a small folding stool

1686
01:09:58,380 –> 01:10:03,199
[Laughter]

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01:10:01,520 –> 01:10:05,040
it was oh a whiskey i was curious which

1688
01:10:03,199 –> 01:10:08,800
one

1689
01:10:05,040 –> 01:10:10,480
yes let’s give the child whiskey amazing

1690
01:10:08,800 –> 01:10:11,840
i don’t know given your family hollywood

1691
01:10:10,480 –> 01:10:15,600
they’d be like don’t give that to my boy

1692
01:10:11,840 –> 01:10:18,880
i’ll be like ah yes it’s whiskey o’clock

1693
01:10:15,600 –> 01:10:21,360
sorry five o’clock somewhere i pulled

1694
01:10:18,880 –> 01:10:22,960
out a small folding stool in like yo

1695
01:10:21,360 –> 01:10:24,560
it it pops up a small little back

1696
01:10:22,960 –> 01:10:27,679
support so i can have a

1697
01:10:24,560 –> 01:10:28,840
front way to properly sit in it but then

1698
01:10:27,679 –> 01:10:32,320
he turns it

1699
01:10:28,840 –> 01:10:36,800
backwards yup and then he sits

1700
01:10:32,320 –> 01:10:36,800
upon the chair backwards and saddles up

1701
01:10:39,040 –> 01:10:45,760
listen here bud now i know that you

1702
01:10:42,560 –> 01:10:48,159
might think it’s super cool to

1703
01:10:45,760 –> 01:10:49,600
tell falsities to your to your sister

1704
01:10:48,159 –> 01:10:51,360
and to your mom but

1705
01:10:49,600 –> 01:10:52,800
uh if i could really like brigadier

1706
01:10:51,360 –> 01:10:59,090
break it down for you

1707
01:10:52,800 –> 01:11:01,199
uh it’s uh super wacky

1708
01:10:59,090 –> 01:11:04,400
[Laughter]

1709
01:11:01,199 –> 01:11:05,760
it’s super whack to to lie to your

1710
01:11:04,400 –> 01:11:08,480
friends and family

1711
01:11:05,760 –> 01:11:08,960
about things that are important so if

1712
01:11:08,480 –> 01:11:11,840
you

1713
01:11:08,960 –> 01:11:13,760
really want to be a real winner then you

1714
01:11:11,840 –> 01:11:16,880
gotta tell the truth

1715
01:11:13,760 –> 01:11:19,360
you heard you don’t want to fear factor

1716
01:11:16,880 –> 01:11:22,000
a child into telling the truth

1717
01:11:19,360 –> 01:11:24,400
i’m not fear fracturing what do you say

1718
01:11:22,000 –> 01:11:25,600
katie what do you think fear factor is

1719
01:11:24,400 –> 01:11:27,600
that’s not what i meant to say do you

1720
01:11:25,600 –> 01:11:29,040
not see fear factor

1721
01:11:27,600 –> 01:11:30,960
you know fear factor where a youth

1722
01:11:29,040 –> 01:11:31,199
pastor comes by and tries to relate to

1723
01:11:30,960 –> 01:11:34,400
you

1724
01:11:31,199 –> 01:11:34,400
the scariest thing of all

1725
01:11:34,719 –> 01:11:38,400
not the word i wanted to use i wanted to

1726
01:11:36,719 –> 01:11:40,320
use mongering

1727
01:11:38,400 –> 01:11:42,320
that’s not fear-mongering not fair

1728
01:11:40,320 –> 01:11:44,320
mongering either

1729
01:11:42,320 –> 01:11:46,239
say this is very tame in comparison to

1730
01:11:44,320 –> 01:11:47,199
what our what mom usually does to get us

1731
01:11:46,239 –> 01:11:49,199
to tell the truth

1732
01:11:47,199 –> 01:11:50,719
um anyway fair enough i feel like she

1733
01:11:49,199 –> 01:11:52,840
just grabs you by the ankle then shakes

1734
01:11:50,719 –> 01:11:56,239
you she’s like truth

1735
01:11:52,840 –> 01:11:58,480
fruit did you read her mind

1736
01:11:56,239 –> 01:12:00,130
before i’m forced to do that now that

1737
01:11:58,480 –> 01:12:03,520
you’ve established that as canon

1738
01:12:00,130 –> 01:12:04,880
[Laughter]

1739
01:12:03,520 –> 01:12:06,840
and somewhat against my background

1740
01:12:04,880 –> 01:12:09,840
judgment to arlo roll persuasion with

1741
01:12:06,840 –> 01:12:09,840
advantage

1742
01:12:10,480 –> 01:12:16,880
that was an 11.

1743
01:12:13,520 –> 01:12:19,920
you are so lucky i set the dc

1744
01:12:16,880 –> 01:12:23,840
low jesus

1745
01:12:19,920 –> 01:12:26,880
yeah he’s trying to persuade a child

1746
01:12:23,840 –> 01:12:28,640
the backwards chair that would have

1747
01:12:26,880 –> 01:12:32,800
worked on literally nobody else

1748
01:12:28,640 –> 01:12:36,320
[Laughter]

1749
01:12:32,800 –> 01:12:40,000
but oliver looks at you and you can

1750
01:12:36,320 –> 01:12:43,280
see not that he’s like relating to you

1751
01:12:40,000 –> 01:12:45,760
in any way but that for some

1752
01:12:43,280 –> 01:12:49,980
odd inexplicable reason he feels like

1753
01:12:45,760 –> 01:12:51,280
now it’s okay

1754
01:12:49,980 –> 01:12:54,640
[Music]

1755
01:12:51,280 –> 01:12:58,800
and he looks up at holly

1756
01:12:54,640 –> 01:13:02,000
and then at you when tara and says

1757
01:12:58,800 –> 01:13:05,040
promise you won’t be mad

1758
01:13:02,000 –> 01:13:08,320
of course not what what’s wrong i

1759
01:13:05,040 –> 01:13:08,320
i wouldn’t be mad at you oliver

1760
01:13:08,880 –> 01:13:16,320
i i didn’t want to make you guys

1761
01:13:13,199 –> 01:13:16,320
upset or worry

1762
01:13:16,840 –> 01:13:25,280
but i know where the place is

1763
01:13:21,360 –> 01:13:32,560
that doesn’t surprise me it’s because

1764
01:13:25,280 –> 01:13:33,920
i know i wasn’t asleep yep

1765
01:13:32,560 –> 01:13:35,600
when tara has literally at this point

1766
01:13:33,920 –> 01:13:38,800
made that sound that i just made

1767
01:13:35,600 –> 01:13:40,800
and like backed up about seven feet

1768
01:13:38,800 –> 01:13:42,239
holly looks like she is looking at a

1769
01:13:40,800 –> 01:13:45,280
ghost

1770
01:13:42,239 –> 01:13:45,280
i’m sorry you know what

1771
01:13:45,440 –> 01:13:52,080
i i i woke up

1772
01:13:48,880 –> 01:13:56,000
in the flower

1773
01:13:52,080 –> 01:13:58,800
area because that was where i collapsed

1774
01:13:56,000 –> 01:14:03,040
after i got out

1775
01:13:58,800 –> 01:14:08,719
i woke i first woke up after

1776
01:14:03,040 –> 01:14:12,159
i was brought back in that lab

1777
01:14:08,719 –> 01:14:15,840
i know how to get there oh

1778
01:14:12,159 –> 01:14:15,840
[ __ ] what

1779
01:14:16,080 –> 01:14:22,400
that is where we shall pause our tail

1780
01:14:17,360 –> 01:14:22,400
for now no you passed it dude

1781
01:14:25,760 –> 01:14:30,320
hello everyone this is your sometimes

1782
01:14:28,640 –> 01:14:31,760
benevolent often malevolent dungeon

1783
01:14:30,320 –> 01:14:33,679
master jordan roman

1784
01:14:31,760 –> 01:14:36,159
thanking you all for listening to this

1785
01:14:33,679 –> 01:14:38,080
episode if you enjoyed it please stick

1786
01:14:36,159 –> 01:14:39,679
around until the end for some bloopers

1787
01:14:38,080 –> 01:14:41,120
that didn’t quite get to make it into

1788
01:14:39,679 –> 01:14:43,280
the episode proper

1789
01:14:41,120 –> 01:14:44,239
before that we have some quick plugs to

1790
01:14:43,280 –> 01:14:45,760
do

1791
01:14:44,239 –> 01:14:47,280
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01:15:46,880 –> 01:15:49,920
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1822
01:15:49,920 –> 01:15:54,000
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1823
01:15:52,159 –> 01:15:56,159
think might be happening next

1824
01:15:54,000 –> 01:15:58,719
like with this whole reveal that oliver

1825
01:15:56,159 –> 01:16:02,239
actually knew he was alive

1826
01:15:58,719 –> 01:16:03,679
or dead i know my cannon anyway if you

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01:16:02,239 –> 01:16:04,080
want to catch some other fun stuff then

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01:16:07,520 –> 01:16:12,719
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by this point finished up the uh

1832
01:16:12,719 –> 01:16:16,000
indivisible stream

1833
01:16:14,080 –> 01:16:18,239
i don’t know what we’re at right now but

1834
01:16:16,000 –> 01:16:18,719
i like to it’s just a good time just

1835
01:16:18,239 –> 01:16:21,360
come

1836
01:16:18,719 –> 01:16:22,320
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1841
01:16:27,679 –> 01:16:32,640
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1842
01:16:32,840 –> 01:16:35,840
bye

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01:17:00,840 –> 01:17:03,840
so

1844
01:17:12,150 –> 01:17:19,199
[Music]

1845
01:17:17,040 –> 01:17:21,520
welcome everybody i’m kevin odey i’m

1846
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jared bornagle and i’m will melton

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01:17:21,520 –> 01:17:26,560
and we are monsters and multi-class

1848
01:17:24,560 –> 01:17:28,400
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1849
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1850
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our takes on multi-classes including the

1852
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1853
01:17:35,120 –> 01:17:38,560
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1854
01:17:37,120 –> 01:17:41,040
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1855
01:17:38,560 –> 01:17:42,400
monsters how to fight them how to play

1856
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1857
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1858
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1859
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deign to release

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and let’s make every session the best it

1870
01:18:06,880 –> 01:18:13,840
can be

1871
01:18:08,960 –> 01:18:13,840
with monsters in multi-class

1872
01:18:15,199 –> 01:18:19,360
an unseen force was disrupting arlo’s

1873
01:18:18,159 –> 01:18:23,600
casting

1874
01:18:19,360 –> 01:18:25,360
yes things don’t interrupt me [ __ ]

1875
01:18:23,600 –> 01:18:27,120
i got interrupted a lot in that episode

1876
01:18:25,360 –> 01:18:30,320
i get one

1877
01:18:27,120 –> 01:18:30,320
not during the recap

1878
01:18:30,719 –> 01:18:34,400
see do you actually have a mad lib

1879
01:18:32,159 –> 01:18:37,760
pulled out in front of you right now

1880
01:18:34,400 –> 01:18:40,320
maybe you drew is

1881
01:18:37,760 –> 01:18:41,199
is this the point where you actually

1882
01:18:40,320 –> 01:18:43,120
questioned this

1883
01:18:41,199 –> 01:18:45,280
was it not the second you realized it

1884
01:18:43,120 –> 01:18:48,640
was a mad lib she was doing

1885
01:18:45,280 –> 01:18:50,159
i just like i was like maybe she’s like

1886
01:18:48,640 –> 01:18:52,719
maybe she’s just really committed to the

1887
01:18:50,159 –> 01:18:54,640
bit and she’s just gonna make up a story

1888
01:18:52,719 –> 01:18:56,719
or so i was like no she has an actual

1889
01:18:54,640 –> 01:18:58,480
mad lib out right now i know she does

1890
01:18:56,719 –> 01:19:00,560
drew why do i know your wife better than

1891
01:18:58,480 –> 01:19:02,080
you right now out loud

1892
01:19:00,560 –> 01:19:04,159
i know my wife very well i just

1893
01:19:02,080 –> 01:19:07,280
sometimes i hope

1894
01:19:04,159 –> 01:19:07,280
you can’t do that

1895
01:19:07,440 –> 01:19:11,360
i’m so mad i couldn’t think of a cute

1896
01:19:08,800 –> 01:19:11,360
name for that

1897
01:19:11,760 –> 01:19:16,320
forest mom and the guardians for his

1898
01:19:14,719 –> 01:19:18,800
guardians the great ancient

1899
01:19:16,320 –> 01:19:20,640
guardians of our forest performing

1900
01:19:18,800 –> 01:19:23,120
thursdays at noon

1901
01:19:20,640 –> 01:19:23,120
the floor

1902
01:19:26,520 –> 01:19:32,460
[Laughter]

1903
01:19:33,040 –> 01:19:36,159
i have to get it out of my system

1904
01:19:34,159 –> 01:19:38,560
sometimes too i’m sorry i don’t do it

1905
01:19:36,159 –> 01:19:42,960
often

1906
01:19:38,560 –> 01:19:42,960
oh okay um

1907
01:19:44,000 –> 01:19:47,679
so the the message that she’s sending to

1908
01:19:46,960 –> 01:19:50,800
her mom

1909
01:19:47,679 –> 01:19:51,760
is um

1910
01:19:50,800 –> 01:19:52,620
[ __ ] what i should have written that

1911
01:19:51,760 –> 01:19:56,239
down

1912
01:19:52,620 –> 01:19:59,280
[Laughter]

1913
01:19:56,239 –> 01:20:00,560
is that not what you were doing i was

1914
01:19:59,280 –> 01:20:01,840
trying to get out of my hands because

1915
01:20:00,560 –> 01:20:05,840
i’m stupid

1916
01:20:01,840 –> 01:20:09,600
i do stupid things sometimes

1917
01:20:05,840 –> 01:20:13,600
oh god we’re out of practice

1918
01:20:09,600 –> 01:20:14,880
it’s been so long sorry everybody

1919
01:20:13,600 –> 01:20:19,520
well this part’s getting cut this is

1920
01:20:14,880 –> 01:20:19,520
gonna become blooper reels

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