Episode 33: Shepherd of the Fey

The Agents are back in the Material Plane, and are ready to find the necromancer’s lair. However, something seems to be wrong with Winterra…

Transcript

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hello

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everyone and welcome back to agents of

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damned our let’s play d d podcast

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featuring myself

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your sometimes benevolent often

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malevolent dungeon master

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jordan roman and as always i am joined

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by my

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fellow players hey guys i’m katie and i

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play safe

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hey everyone i’m christina and i play

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wintera

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and i’m drew mclean and by the craven

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craziness of bahamut’s canonical

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cartouche

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i play the good doctor arlo aegon eats

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my entire ass

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no thank you conversation it seems dirty

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i am very clean thank you sir and you

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will do well to respect

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that oh fun fact for the viewers that

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not viewers

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listeners listeners at home we have a

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unique a cartouche

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is a set of hieroglyphs like kind of all

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arranged together

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uh usually denoting the reign of a king

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so it actually works

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there because that’s what a cartouche is

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jordan

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so so so we’re just deciding rather than

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i said the wrong thing

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that big begging was instead presenting

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food to you guys

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on ancient egyptian hieroglyphics

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i guess therefore denoting the existence

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of

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egypt in the forgotten realms yup

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[ __ ] deal with that jordan what you

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did

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which you did to yourself oh my god [ __ ]

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it we already have tgi fridays why not

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[Laughter]

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what else is different i mean

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canonically

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bahama has a cartouche now

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anyway you guys ready to uh

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get back to the proper quest now that

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you guys are done with here

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fey wild [ __ ] i’d like a recap first

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god you’re so needy fine i’ll see what i

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can do

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last time the agents were forced to face

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memories

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from their past but not quite as they

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actually happened

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while most of the agents were able to

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remember their true past

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when tara seemed to remember figures

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reminiscent of her

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allies from key moments in her past

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and gained an eerie suspicion of

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bookworm’s invisibility

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after the final trial everyone returned

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to lady titania’s main hall

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despite everyone clearing the trials

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only arlo

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received the blessing of the fae causing

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wintera to be momentarily overcome by a

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sweeping

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feeling of jealousy

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the agents quickly left to return to the

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material plane and resume their original

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mission

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as ottalo opened the portal the agents

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berated her

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saying that she needed to face her

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daughter and not let her fear of the

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unknown control her actions

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after ottalo claimed she still wasn’t

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ready to face her family

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the agents returned to the material

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plane in a far less gleeful mood than

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they had first arrived in

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upon returning bookworm informed

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everyone that she knew

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of her old friend’s lair and that they

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should continue their search

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there and thus we resume

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our tale

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so you are all still roughly outside of

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portal area it is the four of you

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plus young oliver and a freshly arrived

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sibo so saith is the only one that knows

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what bookworm has said up to this point

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i believe arlo got the gist of it if i’m

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remembering correctly

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yeah i think i got like the like bits

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and bobs of it

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but yes i also do not believe you have

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said any of this out loud yet so

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yeah uh so i’ll go ahead and inform

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everyone about what’s going on

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and what we need to do based on

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bookworms

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instruction okay well before we go

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anywhere

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and rintena returns and she looks at all

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of her and she’s just like

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you can’t come with us you need to stay

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here with mom

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but but i haven’t seen you that much and

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this sounds cool

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it’s also dangerous little buddy we

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can’t have you getting hurt

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you just woke up you guys said the same

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thing about the fae place and that was

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fine

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when tara looks and she gives saith a

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look like don’t step

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in this is mine and she turns and she’s

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crouched down and she gets like right up

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in oliver’s face

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and she’s just like long tooth promise

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that you stay here and let mom and dad

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keep

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watch over you it’s very dangerous and i

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don’t want you getting hurt

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oliver sits there for a moment

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and then kind of just pouts like i hate

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when you make me do the long to

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promise she just like gently like tugs

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his tooth for a second

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and then ruffles his hair and it’s just

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like

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you’ll be safe and i can’t deal with

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what would happen if you got hurt you

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need to stay here

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ah okay i long to

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promise good

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so what exactly does that mean it means

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that he’s

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going to stay here why why does it

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matter why do you care

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well i’m general curiosity

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i mean i’m not gonna lie given like your

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family’s history i assume that like a

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long tooth promise means if you break it

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like you get to eat their teeth or

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something

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why would we eat their teeth y’all eat

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knees that’s perfectly normal

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it’s a hundred percent not

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all right maybe we should just go ahead

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and get a move on

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yeah let’s just get rolling my goodness

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you are all

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far more somber lot than i remember you

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last time what do you mean last time

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um can we stop maybe provoking and

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poking the damn bear and get moving

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oh fine fine fine

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literally poking the bear

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siba puts down the stick

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uh so you guys make your way back

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towards the forest of lost giants

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as you guys are heading back that way

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sibo

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turns to all these so by the way how

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have you been enjoying the magic items i

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gave you all

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oh yeah we have

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uh used them role deception

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that’s gonna be 313.

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he his facial expression doesn’t change

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but his eyes speak a thousand words he

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knows you’re full of [ __ ]

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you gave us magical items

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yeah i don’t remember anything about

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these items what are you talking about

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safe looking through her little bag of

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of

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holding no remember guys he gave us the

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um

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the

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um you know it honestly hurts more when

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you lie

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i don’t remember anything about this

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honestly

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the the wings of the velka the busy map

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apparatus

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the star bomb star bomb

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the little orb that uses oh

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that one when tara remember that one

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thing you got that like as soon as you

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realize that you used fire you were like

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absolutely not

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fire why would you give me something

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that does fire

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you’re a lost cause you doctor i

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you seem very excited about why would

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you not use the wings of the falcon

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you said it was advanced medical

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technology i was hoping to get some data

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on like

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field testing and stuff that’s why i

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agree to come out here

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um i’m really good at making sure they

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don’t like

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go down just on my lonesome also i got

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this going on and he like shows the like

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the back tattoo that he got from neld

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like they let me fly for real

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he’s never used a bat either in all

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honesty

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well yeah i have yeah so you haven’t oh

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now remember that time with the the we

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were in the the knoll dead and then that

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big old hole it opened up

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what hole oh oh okay i remember

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remember we met sniffs and he like he

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did that whole like lever thing

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wait a minute no you didn’t get us out

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of there uh uh

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uh i didn’t get you out of there i’m

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saying like i use

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i use my wings then to like uh slow my

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fall

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what are you guys talking about material

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do you not remember any of our

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adventures together

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i i mean i remember you guys i what are

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you but what are you talking about

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quintera real quick roll me a perception

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check

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  1. you hear

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something rustling in the bushes behind

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you

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what’s going on there who’s there it’s

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kurt

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russell the bush wrestler it

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it is not

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amazingly no i’m afraid your guess is in

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fact factually incorrect

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uh but as you turn there is no response

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what she goes over and she’s gonna like

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look through the bushes

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you do not see anything there was

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something here what

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what was that sound quintera are you

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okay

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of course i’m okay hey wintera what’s

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the name of that one little blinky

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instrument you like to play

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blinky instrument both of you roll me

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inside

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i rolled a one safe does not does not

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pass the inside check she only rolled a

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nine

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that actually does pass believe it or

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not it’s not a hard dc

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it was a very low dc not one low but low

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all right

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drew as far as you are concerned when

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tara is just being quintera

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just you know whatever this is just her

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uh katie

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saith on the other hand realizes

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there is definitely something weird she

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seems

275
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jumpy oh wait we don’t do natural ones

276
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they’re natural 20th on skill checks do

277
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we

278
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no what’s your bonus to insight a plus

279
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eight

280
00:11:04,640 –> 00:11:09,279
it’s mclaren then you also catch this

281
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god damn it

282
00:11:09,279 –> 00:11:14,079
i forgot and this is why i have that

283
00:11:12,839 –> 00:11:16,640
rule

284
00:11:14,079 –> 00:11:17,680
so yeah you both clocked that she’s

285
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oddly jumpy

286
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and the fact that she is having a

287
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difficult time remembering things

288
00:11:21,920 –> 00:11:28,640
is a bit odd hey winter

289
00:11:25,760 –> 00:11:29,360
uh hypothetically if you were a

290
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duplicate

291
00:11:29,360 –> 00:11:35,680
would you tell me if i was a duplicate

292
00:11:32,800 –> 00:11:38,160
why why are you talking about duplicates

293
00:11:35,680 –> 00:11:43,440
when tara roll a d20 for me

294
00:11:38,160 –> 00:11:46,640
nine okay you guys are acting so weird

295
00:11:43,440 –> 00:11:48,240
we’re acting weird yes you’re acting

296
00:11:46,640 –> 00:11:51,600
weird

297
00:11:48,240 –> 00:11:54,320
when tara you can’t remember half of our

298
00:11:51,600 –> 00:11:56,079
adventures together when tara roll

299
00:11:54,320 –> 00:11:59,279
another perception check

300
00:11:56,079 –> 00:12:01,920

  1. you actually see

301
00:11:59,279 –> 00:12:02,399
movement behind arlo and saith as they

302
00:12:01,920 –> 00:12:05,440
are

303
00:12:02,399 –> 00:12:06,480
harassing you she like pushes past both

304
00:12:05,440 –> 00:12:08,240
of them she’s like look there’s the

305
00:12:06,480 –> 00:12:12,160
movement again

306
00:12:08,240 –> 00:12:16,720
arlo is safe roll me a perception check

307
00:12:12,160 –> 00:12:20,800
that’s gonna be a 17. and i got an 18.

308
00:12:16,720 –> 00:12:24,320
you two don’t see anything what

309
00:12:20,800 –> 00:12:26,880
damn son can i use investigation

310
00:12:24,320 –> 00:12:28,079
to explore the area and try to figure

311
00:12:26,880 –> 00:12:31,600
out what’s wrong

312
00:12:28,079 –> 00:12:33,200
yeah do it all right perfect

313
00:12:31,600 –> 00:12:34,639
well this is going on when tara rolled

314
00:12:33,200 –> 00:12:37,680
me into 30 20.

315
00:12:34,639 –> 00:12:41,360

  1. okay and then i got

316
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a 18. so as you investigate the area

317
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safe

318
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you realize it’s not that you didn’t see

319
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what when tara

320
00:12:46,240 –> 00:12:52,880
saw there’s no sign of

321
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anything there’s nothing

322
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here when tara suddenly turns around and

323
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looks and she’s just like

324
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i bet it was bookworm she’s the one that

325
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can turn invisible

326
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i i’m sorry what bookworm

327
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looks shocked as you say that

328
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and even a little hurt

329
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okay when tara i think you need to sit

330
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down

331
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roll a d20 what do you mean i need to

332
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sit down

333
00:13:20,399 –> 00:13:24,160
why is this relevant information now

334
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two

335
00:13:30,480 –> 00:13:37,120
i’m sorry one more time please two

336
00:13:33,600 –> 00:13:41,120
okay quintera

337
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as they continue to question you

338
00:13:41,120 –> 00:13:48,000
on what is going on a thought

339
00:13:44,480 –> 00:13:49,839
enters your mind why are they

340
00:13:48,000 –> 00:13:52,399
asking me all this don’t they see the

341
00:13:49,839 –> 00:13:52,399
threats there

342
00:13:53,279 –> 00:13:58,320
are they also trusted i don’t know who

343
00:13:56,320 –> 00:14:00,639
these people are

344
00:13:58,320 –> 00:14:04,880
but i’m not safe here they may be able

345
00:14:00,639 –> 00:14:08,079
to get me i need to defend myself

346
00:14:04,880 –> 00:14:09,920
as you look at these strangers who are

347
00:14:08,079 –> 00:14:13,040
harassing you

348
00:14:09,920 –> 00:14:13,920
i i don’t even know who you are get get

349
00:14:13,040 –> 00:14:17,279
away from me

350
00:14:13,920 –> 00:14:19,920
and she shifts i wanna cast banishment

351
00:14:17,279 –> 00:14:22,560
on wintera

352
00:14:19,920 –> 00:14:23,680
i i have a net we could just throw the

353
00:14:22,560 –> 00:14:27,040
net on her

354
00:14:23,680 –> 00:14:27,040
i wanna cast banishment

355
00:14:28,880 –> 00:14:36,160
okay you start to

356
00:14:32,880 –> 00:14:41,199
cast the spell and as

357
00:14:36,160 –> 00:14:44,959
you ready it it fizzles out

358
00:14:41,199 –> 00:14:48,000
as though it was counterspelled oh

359
00:14:44,959 –> 00:14:51,040
this isn’t good when tara

360
00:14:48,000 –> 00:14:52,959
you see this dragonborn

361
00:14:51,040 –> 00:14:54,560
attempt to cast a spell in your

362
00:14:52,959 –> 00:14:56,639
direction and you think

363
00:14:54,560 –> 00:15:12,320
i knew it i knew it they’re the ones who

364
00:14:56,639 –> 00:15:15,760
are trying to get messed up

365
00:15:12,320 –> 00:15:18,480
as this thought screams in your mind

366
00:15:15,760 –> 00:15:19,360
when tara you immediately let out a

367
00:15:18,480 –> 00:15:22,560
guttural

368
00:15:19,360 –> 00:15:25,519
cry as a black aura

369
00:15:22,560 –> 00:15:26,160
envelops you everyone else is pushed

370
00:15:25,519 –> 00:15:29,360
back

371
00:15:26,160 –> 00:15:31,600
at least 60 feet sibo you see

372
00:15:29,360 –> 00:15:33,680
smacks into a tree and immediately falls

373
00:15:31,600 –> 00:15:35,839
unconscious no longer necessary for this

374
00:15:33,680 –> 00:15:38,880
scene

375
00:15:35,839 –> 00:15:39,600
fair enough wonderful what you all

376
00:15:38,880 –> 00:15:43,680
witness

377
00:15:39,600 –> 00:15:47,680
happening to wintera is

378
00:15:43,680 –> 00:15:50,880
rotted vines crawling out

379
00:15:47,680 –> 00:15:54,399
from underneath her shifted form

380
00:15:50,880 –> 00:15:55,199
as they begin to envelop her turning

381
00:15:54,399 –> 00:15:58,959
into

382
00:15:55,199 –> 00:16:02,480
a dark tree the tree

383
00:15:58,959 –> 00:16:05,519
itself binds her arms and legs

384
00:16:02,480 –> 00:16:08,800
and covers the top side of her head

385
00:16:05,519 –> 00:16:12,399
leaving only her snarled maw

386
00:16:08,800 –> 00:16:15,600
remaining you see six

387
00:16:12,399 –> 00:16:18,639
limbs form into long

388
00:16:15,600 –> 00:16:22,959
shark hands

389
00:16:18,639 –> 00:16:28,079
and this creature before you

390
00:16:22,959 –> 00:16:28,079
lets out a horrid noise

391
00:16:32,320 –> 00:16:39,920
everyone roll initiative 15

392
00:16:36,320 –> 00:16:43,680
10 17. okay

393
00:16:39,920 –> 00:16:46,800
so as you all

394
00:16:43,680 –> 00:16:48,880
look at this horrid visage

395
00:16:46,800 –> 00:16:50,639
of the person you once knew to be when

396
00:16:48,880 –> 00:16:53,839
tara

397
00:16:50,639 –> 00:16:57,680
you see that the arms lash

398
00:16:53,839 –> 00:16:59,839
out at all of you at initiative 20.

399
00:16:57,680 –> 00:17:01,360
all of you make me a dexterity saving

400
00:16:59,839 –> 00:17:05,039
throw

401
00:17:01,360 –> 00:17:08,400
i got a four

402
00:17:05,039 –> 00:17:12,240
got a 17.

403
00:17:08,400 –> 00:17:15,280
you are the only one who passed

404
00:17:12,240 –> 00:17:16,839
what about book oh what did i say yep

405
00:17:15,280 –> 00:17:19,919
you’re the only one who passed

406
00:17:16,839 –> 00:17:23,039
uh-huh as these trees

407
00:17:19,919 –> 00:17:25,520
lash out at you say you manage to dodge

408
00:17:23,039 –> 00:17:26,559
out of the way of them but arlo is too

409
00:17:25,520 –> 00:17:29,919
caught off guard and

410
00:17:26,559 –> 00:17:32,320
bookworm also is unable to react in time

411
00:17:29,919 –> 00:17:35,520
as you both take

412
00:17:32,320 –> 00:17:39,760
damn i rolled well 15

413
00:17:35,520 –> 00:17:44,720
slashing damage bookworm

414
00:17:39,760 –> 00:17:48,080
is next in the initiative order

415
00:17:44,720 –> 00:17:52,320
but at this point she is too

416
00:17:48,080 –> 00:17:54,400
frozen in fear to do anything

417
00:17:52,320 –> 00:17:56,799
so she is simply going to hold an action

418
00:17:54,400 –> 00:18:00,320
for the time being

419
00:17:56,799 –> 00:18:01,840
arlo you’re up

420
00:18:00,320 –> 00:18:04,320
i would like to cast banishment on

421
00:18:01,840 –> 00:18:04,320
winter

422
00:18:04,559 –> 00:18:08,240
yes because this went so well last time

423
00:18:07,360 –> 00:18:09,919
no kidding

424
00:18:08,240 –> 00:18:11,600
if you’re gonna counterspell every spell

425
00:18:09,919 –> 00:18:12,400
i do then it is pointless what i do

426
00:18:11,600 –> 00:18:14,240
regardless

427
00:18:12,400 –> 00:18:16,080
so i’m going to cash management on

428
00:18:14,240 –> 00:18:18,559
wintera

429
00:18:16,080 –> 00:18:20,080
all right all right all right well since

430
00:18:18,559 –> 00:18:21,679
i’m not just trying to get to the point

431
00:18:20,080 –> 00:18:22,880
where i can do a thing i’m actually

432
00:18:21,679 –> 00:18:25,360
going to do this one

433
00:18:22,880 –> 00:18:27,440
proper this time because i also forgot

434
00:18:25,360 –> 00:18:30,240
banished the fourth level spell

435
00:18:27,440 –> 00:18:31,760
yeah yeah it is in all fairness you

436
00:18:30,240 –> 00:18:34,160
didn’t call me on it so

437
00:18:31,760 –> 00:18:35,520
there’s no fairness to that yeah well i

438
00:18:34,160 –> 00:18:38,880
mean you know

439
00:18:35,520 –> 00:18:41,600
so that is a dc 11

440
00:18:38,880 –> 00:18:42,160
and a 15 on the die sorry it fizzles

441
00:18:41,600 –> 00:18:44,799
again

442
00:18:42,160 –> 00:18:46,000
uh roll me and either insight or arcana

443
00:18:44,799 –> 00:18:49,760
on that one though

444
00:18:46,000 –> 00:18:51,120
it’s gonna be a 21. it’s not quintera

445
00:18:49,760 –> 00:18:55,120
doing it

446
00:18:51,120 –> 00:18:57,039
that’s helpful the area that safe

447
00:18:55,120 –> 00:18:58,559
looked into in order to see what when

448
00:18:57,039 –> 00:19:01,600
tara was finding

449
00:18:58,559 –> 00:19:02,320
didn’t have any signs of anyone where

450
00:19:01,600 –> 00:19:05,840
when tara

451
00:19:02,320 –> 00:19:06,240
found it but she also didn’t roll that

452
00:19:05,840 –> 00:19:10,080
high

453
00:19:06,240 –> 00:19:12,640
so there’s a possibility

454
00:19:10,080 –> 00:19:17,120
that elsewhere in this area there may be

455
00:19:12,640 –> 00:19:18,320
someone else who may be on winter’s side

456
00:19:17,120 –> 00:19:21,600
are there any other actions you would

457
00:19:18,320 –> 00:19:25,280
like to take um

458
00:19:21,600 –> 00:19:28,720
nope okay safe you’re up

459
00:19:25,280 –> 00:19:32,000
all right

460
00:19:28,720 –> 00:19:35,360
so i’m going

461
00:19:32,000 –> 00:19:38,640
to use my grappling hook

462
00:19:35,360 –> 00:19:42,799
to get up there into

463
00:19:38,640 –> 00:19:46,400
the tree and try to cut winter out of it

464
00:19:42,799 –> 00:19:52,400
okay as

465
00:19:46,400 –> 00:19:55,520
you leap up into this tree

466
00:19:52,400 –> 00:19:59,120
you realize that

467
00:19:55,520 –> 00:20:03,039
there is some form of excretion on

468
00:19:59,120 –> 00:20:06,159
this tree itself and you

469
00:20:03,039 –> 00:20:08,720
are stuck to it

470
00:20:06,159 –> 00:20:09,679
cool is she just auto stuck to it or

471
00:20:08,720 –> 00:20:12,559
does she have to make like a grab

472
00:20:09,679 –> 00:20:16,080
there’s no kind of save for that

473
00:20:12,559 –> 00:20:19,840
she can roll to escape

474
00:20:16,080 –> 00:20:21,840
but no it is it is an automatic thing

475
00:20:19,840 –> 00:20:24,720
does a 19 make it

476
00:20:21,840 –> 00:20:26,240
with a 19 you are able to rend yourself

477
00:20:24,720 –> 00:20:30,000
from it but you realize

478
00:20:26,240 –> 00:20:32,000
that any sort of direct

479
00:20:30,000 –> 00:20:35,120
physical thing you will have to deal

480
00:20:32,000 –> 00:20:38,799
with that adhesive nature okay

481
00:20:35,120 –> 00:20:42,159
all right i will say that can be a

482
00:20:38,799 –> 00:20:43,840
movement for fairness’s sake but you are

483
00:20:42,159 –> 00:20:45,840
now also break up on this thing

484
00:20:43,840 –> 00:20:46,960
yeah fair enough uh so i’m going to take

485
00:20:45,840 –> 00:20:52,240
that last movement

486
00:20:46,960 –> 00:20:53,679
to back away let’s do a safe distance

487
00:20:52,240 –> 00:20:55,919
i’m guessing that means you’re going to

488
00:20:53,679 –> 00:20:59,039
bonus action dash

489
00:20:55,919 –> 00:21:00,559
yes okay cool

490
00:20:59,039 –> 00:21:03,039
that means it does get an opportunity

491
00:21:00,559 –> 00:21:07,440
attack on you that’s fair

492
00:21:03,039 –> 00:21:10,320
does a16 hit you it does not

493
00:21:07,440 –> 00:21:11,440
okay you narrowly managed to avoid one

494
00:21:10,320 –> 00:21:14,720
of these arms

495
00:21:11,440 –> 00:21:18,480
as it claws at you it just

496
00:21:14,720 –> 00:21:20,159
barely scratches the area in front of

497
00:21:18,480 –> 00:21:22,720
you but you managed to get out of it

498
00:21:20,159 –> 00:21:25,200
unscathed thank god for that ring of

499
00:21:22,720 –> 00:21:27,520
protection that i bought last time

500
00:21:25,200 –> 00:21:28,480
yeah no kidding it gave me that one

501
00:21:27,520 –> 00:21:32,720
point because

502
00:21:28,480 –> 00:21:35,120
16 is my ac oh my

503
00:21:32,720 –> 00:21:36,240
is that gonna be it for you don’t touch

504
00:21:35,120 –> 00:21:38,480
the tree

505
00:21:36,240 –> 00:21:40,720
whatever you do just don’t do it it’s

506
00:21:38,480 –> 00:21:44,080
not a fun time

507
00:21:40,720 –> 00:21:46,400
got it

508
00:21:44,080 –> 00:21:46,400
okay

509
00:21:50,559 –> 00:21:57,360
tara we find

510
00:21:53,600 –> 00:22:00,400
you in a separate space

511
00:21:57,360 –> 00:22:03,440
entirely it is

512
00:22:00,400 –> 00:22:06,960
pitch black you look around

513
00:22:03,440 –> 00:22:13,039
and have no idea where you are or

514
00:22:06,960 –> 00:22:16,480
who you are everything is just a haze

515
00:22:13,039 –> 00:22:19,760
from what we the audience can see

516
00:22:16,480 –> 00:22:23,280
when tara is not her usual self she is

517
00:22:19,760 –> 00:22:23,280
as she was as a little girl

518
00:22:23,360 –> 00:22:30,799
you wander around for a moment

519
00:22:26,880 –> 00:22:34,000
unsure of anything and then

520
00:22:30,799 –> 00:22:41,840
the voices start

521
00:22:34,000 –> 00:22:41,840
you cannot trust

522
00:22:51,919 –> 00:22:56,799
as this is going on roll me a

523
00:22:54,320 –> 00:22:59,840
wisdom-saving throw

524
00:22:56,799 –> 00:23:03,679

  1. as

525
00:22:59,840 –> 00:23:07,280
all of this is happening there is

526
00:23:03,679 –> 00:23:11,600
one voice in particular

527
00:23:07,280 –> 00:23:15,360
that does manage to reach out to you

528
00:23:11,600 –> 00:23:18,159
the voice that you hear you don’t

529
00:23:15,360 –> 00:23:19,520
recognize it exactly but it does sound

530
00:23:18,159 –> 00:23:23,039
eerily familiar

531
00:23:19,520 –> 00:23:26,960
and a way you can’t quite place

532
00:23:23,039 –> 00:23:26,960
do not be afraid

533
00:23:27,360 –> 00:23:31,280
face the darkness

534
00:23:32,960 –> 00:23:40,400
and that’s for right now

535
00:23:36,240 –> 00:23:40,400
is where we will leave that at

536
00:23:44,559 –> 00:23:48,159
we are now back up to the top of the

537
00:23:47,360 –> 00:23:51,360
initiative

538
00:23:48,159 –> 00:23:55,039
order once again at initiative

539
00:23:51,360 –> 00:23:58,159
20 you all see the ground

540
00:23:55,039 –> 00:24:02,320
underneath you all begin to up end

541
00:23:58,159 –> 00:24:04,880
as vines shoot out at all of you

542
00:24:02,320 –> 00:24:07,120
and i need you all to make me strength

543
00:24:04,880 –> 00:24:10,640
saving throws this time

544
00:24:07,120 –> 00:24:13,679
oh man too bad i’m not strong as [ __ ]

545
00:24:10,640 –> 00:24:13,679
what is my strengths

546
00:24:15,760 –> 00:24:19,630
that’s a great statement to make after

547
00:24:17,679 –> 00:24:20,880
going i’m strong as [ __ ]

548
00:24:19,630 –> 00:24:23,919
[Laughter]

549
00:24:20,880 –> 00:24:25,520
i am the beefiest boy but how beefy am i

550
00:24:23,919 –> 00:24:27,520
i don’t remember on top i had a beef i

551
00:24:25,520 –> 00:24:31,279
am but that’s the [ __ ] 17.

552
00:24:27,520 –> 00:24:33,840
i got a dirty 20. this time

553
00:24:31,279 –> 00:24:35,440
you all see the vines and while some of

554
00:24:33,840 –> 00:24:36,320
them do manage to latch onto you you

555
00:24:35,440 –> 00:24:38,880
guys are able to

556
00:24:36,320 –> 00:24:40,080
rip free from all of them and you are

557
00:24:38,880 –> 00:24:43,120
not restrained

558
00:24:40,080 –> 00:24:44,240
by this creature are we all also flexing

559
00:24:43,120 –> 00:24:47,679
really hard

560
00:24:44,240 –> 00:24:48,320
yes it is like you are all super models

561
00:24:47,679 –> 00:24:51,520
out of

562
00:24:48,320 –> 00:24:53,039
a amer like a

563
00:24:51,520 –> 00:24:55,120
i don’t know muscle man calendar

564
00:24:53,039 –> 00:24:57,600
whatever those are called i’m cultured

565
00:24:55,120 –> 00:24:58,720
if i may they’re channeling jock bird

566
00:24:57,600 –> 00:25:00,480
energy

567
00:24:58,720 –> 00:25:02,480
yes you all have big jock bird energy

568
00:25:00,480 –> 00:25:04,159
right now

569
00:25:02,480 –> 00:25:06,400
somewhere out there and the multiverse

570
00:25:04,159 –> 00:25:09,120
jackfruit looks down upon us and smiles

571
00:25:06,400 –> 00:25:11,039
and gives us a thumbs up with his talon

572
00:25:09,120 –> 00:25:14,640
in the feywild aviary where they all

573
00:25:11,039 –> 00:25:17,840
reside they all simultaneously salute

574
00:25:14,640 –> 00:25:21,360
jugger jack bird jug food

575
00:25:17,840 –> 00:25:23,919
i imagine they work like pokemon yeah no

576
00:25:21,360 –> 00:25:23,919
absolutely

577
00:25:25,039 –> 00:25:29,840
if the birdies cheer is to be believed

578
00:25:27,120 –> 00:25:29,840
then yes

579
00:25:31,039 –> 00:25:38,559
it is now bookworms turn

580
00:25:35,200 –> 00:25:44,000
and she is going

581
00:25:38,559 –> 00:25:47,919
to attempt an ice knife

582
00:25:44,000 –> 00:25:50,159
and unlike with the banishment spells

583
00:25:47,919 –> 00:25:51,760
before this time it goes through so it

584
00:25:50,159 –> 00:25:53,120
seems like magic may be on the table

585
00:25:51,760 –> 00:25:56,559
again

586
00:25:53,120 –> 00:25:57,679
neat yeah no i i never stocked infinite

587
00:25:56,559 –> 00:26:00,720
counter spells that’s a

588
00:25:57,679 –> 00:26:02,240
dick move when tara do you happen to

589
00:26:00,720 –> 00:26:03,600
remember how ice knife works off the top

590
00:26:02,240 –> 00:26:05,120
of your head i did not have you and i

591
00:26:03,600 –> 00:26:07,600
always have it prepped

592
00:26:05,120 –> 00:26:09,840
excellent read it for me please i think

593
00:26:07,600 –> 00:26:11,760
ice knife um when you throw it it like

594
00:26:09,840 –> 00:26:13,440
throws a nice party for your friends and

595
00:26:11,760 –> 00:26:15,520
nothing bad happens

596
00:26:13,440 –> 00:26:17,039
i think that’s what it says on the on

597
00:26:15,520 –> 00:26:19,760
the spell

598
00:26:17,039 –> 00:26:21,120
i think you’re a liar i’m sure you

599
00:26:19,760 –> 00:26:22,880
create a shard of ice and fling it at

600
00:26:21,120 –> 00:26:24,000
one creature make a range spell attack

601
00:26:22,880 –> 00:26:26,640
on a hit they take one

602
00:26:24,000 –> 00:26:28,159
d10 piercing hit or miss the shard then

603
00:26:26,640 –> 00:26:29,600
explodes the target and each creature

604
00:26:28,159 –> 00:26:31,440
within five feet of the point where the

605
00:26:29,600 –> 00:26:33,120
ice exploded must succeed on a deck save

606
00:26:31,440 –> 00:26:34,720
or take 2d6 cold

607
00:26:33,120 –> 00:26:36,720
at higher levels when you cast with a

608
00:26:34,720 –> 00:26:38,720
second level or higher the cold damage

609
00:26:36,720 –> 00:26:40,000
increases by 1d6 for each slot above

610
00:26:38,720 –> 00:26:44,400
first

611
00:26:40,000 –> 00:26:44,400
okay so

612
00:26:44,480 –> 00:26:48,640
bookworm just cast it at the basic

613
00:26:47,440 –> 00:26:51,279
second level

614
00:26:48,640 –> 00:26:52,000
it’s a first level as i said she cast it

615
00:26:51,279 –> 00:26:55,919
at the basic

616
00:26:52,000 –> 00:26:59,600
first level definitely whatever

617
00:26:55,919 –> 00:27:04,640
good job i’m i’m very good at this

618
00:26:59,600 –> 00:27:07,840
it does hit but it also manages to

619
00:27:04,640 –> 00:27:10,960
sort of form a cocoon around

620
00:27:07,840 –> 00:27:13,679
the exposed part of wintera so the ice

621
00:27:10,960 –> 00:27:15,760
does not get through but the knife most

622
00:27:13,679 –> 00:27:18,880
certainly did

623
00:27:15,760 –> 00:27:22,080
that is now going

624
00:27:18,880 –> 00:27:25,600
to be safe

625
00:27:22,080 –> 00:27:28,320
face is going to use cell ethel maturity

626
00:27:25,600 –> 00:27:30,399
and uh she’s going to turn her voice

627
00:27:28,320 –> 00:27:35,520
into hollies

628
00:27:30,399 –> 00:27:37,120
interesting what do you say

629
00:27:35,520 –> 00:27:38,960
this is gonna be super [ __ ] up when

630
00:27:37,120 –> 00:27:39,440
she comes to i hope you realize that

631
00:27:38,960 –> 00:27:41,440
she’s

632
00:27:39,440 –> 00:27:42,880
like this is not gonna be good like

633
00:27:41,440 –> 00:27:46,720
later

634
00:27:42,880 –> 00:27:46,720
right because this is going so well now

635
00:27:47,120 –> 00:27:51,440
come home when tara come home to us

636
00:27:51,679 –> 00:27:59,360
when tara roll me a wisdom-saving throw

637
00:27:55,200 –> 00:28:02,399

  1. you hear

638
00:27:59,360 –> 00:28:03,039
another faint whisper from within the

639
00:28:02,399 –> 00:28:06,880
inky

640
00:28:03,039 –> 00:28:10,559
black abyss you don’t

641
00:28:06,880 –> 00:28:11,919
quite know who or what it is but it

642
00:28:10,559 –> 00:28:15,679
sounds

643
00:28:11,919 –> 00:28:18,799
it sounds familiar and somehow

644
00:28:15,679 –> 00:28:18,799
a little comforting

645
00:28:19,760 –> 00:28:23,440
and that will have a future impact when

646
00:28:22,559 –> 00:28:26,640
we get back

647
00:28:23,440 –> 00:28:27,120
to you but for now say was there

648
00:28:26,640 –> 00:28:29,679
anything

649
00:28:27,120 –> 00:28:31,120
else that you wanted to do as i now look

650
00:28:29,679 –> 00:28:33,520
at my initiative and realize i

651
00:28:31,120 –> 00:28:35,600
accidentally went in the wrong order oh

652
00:28:33,520 –> 00:28:37,360
that’s okay

653
00:28:35,600 –> 00:28:38,720
it’s okay we’ll just get you in a second

654
00:28:37,360 –> 00:28:41,020
i’m sorry

655
00:28:38,720 –> 00:28:42,880
i am going to

656
00:28:41,020 –> 00:28:46,799
[Music]

657
00:28:42,880 –> 00:28:49,760
uh shoot a paralyzing

658
00:28:46,799 –> 00:28:49,760
dart at her

659
00:28:50,000 –> 00:29:00,240
crossball bolt yes i realize

660
00:28:54,240 –> 00:29:02,399
she needs to make a con save all right

661
00:29:00,240 –> 00:29:03,919
i’m gonna try not to use any fire damage

662
00:29:02,399 –> 00:29:06,960
on this

663
00:29:03,919 –> 00:29:07,279
that’s oddly kind of you when tara does

664
00:29:06,960 –> 00:29:11,600
a

665
00:29:07,279 –> 00:29:14,640
17 hit it does not hit this

666
00:29:11,600 –> 00:29:15,760
it does not hit this okay damn yeah

667
00:29:14,640 –> 00:29:18,559
i don’t know if you caught this is not

668
00:29:15,760 –> 00:29:22,720
winter exactly okay

669
00:29:18,559 –> 00:29:26,080
damn all right well that’s my action

670
00:29:22,720 –> 00:29:29,919
yeah you you fire this bolt

671
00:29:26,080 –> 00:29:32,799
and as it is about to hit

672
00:29:29,919 –> 00:29:34,480
one of the hands instead intercepts it

673
00:29:32,799 –> 00:29:37,840
but it does not go far enough

674
00:29:34,480 –> 00:29:38,799
up the arm of it to impact the main body

675
00:29:37,840 –> 00:29:41,440
so ultimately

676
00:29:38,799 –> 00:29:45,039
nothing comes of it backtracking

677
00:29:41,440 –> 00:29:47,039
slightly as i’m bad at reading arlo

678
00:29:45,039 –> 00:29:48,159
all right i got a lot of spells here i

679
00:29:47,039 –> 00:29:51,600
got like you know

680
00:29:48,159 –> 00:29:53,760
got a healing word guiding bolt and

681
00:29:51,600 –> 00:29:55,760
magic weapon hey look banishment i would

682
00:29:53,760 –> 00:29:57,760
like to catch spanish fiddle with tara

683
00:29:55,760 –> 00:30:00,000
how many fourth level spell slots do you

684
00:29:57,760 –> 00:30:03,200
have one more

685
00:30:00,000 –> 00:30:04,640
oh my god this is my last one

686
00:30:03,200 –> 00:30:07,679
i didn’t realize you had that many right

687
00:30:04,640 –> 00:30:10,000
now i mean yeah i get three

688
00:30:07,679 –> 00:30:10,799
and i have used all of them as of right

689
00:30:10,000 –> 00:30:14,080
now at

690
00:30:10,799 –> 00:30:15,760
ninth level yeah dude huh

691
00:30:14,080 –> 00:30:18,480
yeah i do too i had three fourth level

692
00:30:15,760 –> 00:30:20,240
slots and i have one fifth level slot

693
00:30:18,480 –> 00:30:21,520
i must have been thinking seventh level

694
00:30:20,240 –> 00:30:23,760
okay

695
00:30:21,520 –> 00:30:24,720
oh no god damn that would be [ __ ]

696
00:30:23,760 –> 00:30:26,080
crazy

697
00:30:24,720 –> 00:30:29,039
well no i was i was thinking you had

698
00:30:26,080 –> 00:30:30,480
like only two oh no no no no no no

699
00:30:29,039 –> 00:30:32,399
that’s why i was confused like how was

700
00:30:30,480 –> 00:30:33,520
it saying like seventh level spells i

701
00:30:32,399 –> 00:30:37,279
was like that would be

702
00:30:33,520 –> 00:30:40,799
obscene if i had any of those

703
00:30:37,279 –> 00:30:44,080
yeah just just smidge

704
00:30:40,799 –> 00:30:46,000
so um charisma save four five yes yes

705
00:30:44,080 –> 00:30:52,000
yes i got it i got it

706
00:30:46,000 –> 00:30:55,360
does an 18 pass yes it passes

707
00:30:52,000 –> 00:30:57,600
so you cast the spell it finally goes

708
00:30:55,360 –> 00:30:58,399
through whatever was impeding you before

709
00:30:57,600 –> 00:31:00,080
apparently

710
00:30:58,399 –> 00:31:02,880
does not have the necessary slots to

711
00:31:00,080 –> 00:31:06,240
continue this [ __ ]

712
00:31:02,880 –> 00:31:09,679
and you see the space around when

713
00:31:06,240 –> 00:31:13,120
tara’s corrupted form begin to warp

714
00:31:09,679 –> 00:31:19,840
and then it lets out a guttural cry

715
00:31:13,120 –> 00:31:19,840
that completely nullifies the spell

716
00:31:21,279 –> 00:31:30,080
hm how close is uh safe to me

717
00:31:24,799 –> 00:31:34,080
i would say for simplicity’s sake

718
00:31:30,080 –> 00:31:35,440
30 feet all right 30 feet

719
00:31:34,080 –> 00:31:37,360
so do you have like a melee weapon that

720
00:31:35,440 –> 00:31:40,720
you usually use

721
00:31:37,360 –> 00:31:42,080
uh yeah i have a sword well i do like

722
00:31:40,720 –> 00:31:42,640
usually use it like is it like a good

723
00:31:42,080 –> 00:31:45,279
sword

724
00:31:42,640 –> 00:31:46,000
have you ever seen me use a sword i have

725
00:31:45,279 –> 00:31:49,600
not

726
00:31:46,000 –> 00:31:54,320
yeah see there you go it’s a 1d6 that’s

727
00:31:49,600 –> 00:31:54,320
all i get out of it my crossbow’s a 1d10

728
00:31:56,000 –> 00:32:01,279
bookworm signs how meta oh wait hold on

729
00:31:59,200 –> 00:32:04,640
this does not say melee weapon

730
00:32:01,279 –> 00:32:06,320
but do i want to burn this yeah [ __ ] it

731
00:32:04,640 –> 00:32:08,399
uh i’m going to use my movement to walk

732
00:32:06,320 –> 00:32:11,200
over to say and use my bonus

733
00:32:08,399 –> 00:32:12,559
action be like uh well plan b and then

734
00:32:11,200 –> 00:32:15,679
slap her crossbow and

735
00:32:12,559 –> 00:32:18,960
cast a holy weapon on it is that also

736
00:32:15,679 –> 00:32:20,399
a leveled spell uh it is it is a fifth

737
00:32:18,960 –> 00:32:22,399
level spell

738
00:32:20,399 –> 00:32:23,519
you also already cast vanishment this

739
00:32:22,399 –> 00:32:26,960
turn

740
00:32:23,519 –> 00:32:28,799
ah god damn it never mind i forgot

741
00:32:26,960 –> 00:32:30,640
you walk over slap it and nothing

742
00:32:28,799 –> 00:32:31,840
happens as you remember you need a six

743
00:32:30,640 –> 00:32:35,600
second cooldown

744
00:32:31,840 –> 00:32:37,760
okay so instead what i will do

745
00:32:35,600 –> 00:32:40,000
whatever my [ __ ] can trips i’ve been

746
00:32:37,760 –> 00:32:42,399
doing nothing for so long

747
00:32:40,000 –> 00:32:44,080
for so long i have done nothing oh good

748
00:32:42,399 –> 00:32:46,240
lord

749
00:32:44,080 –> 00:32:47,519
you go before me on the next turn so you

750
00:32:46,240 –> 00:32:51,200
can always

751
00:32:47,519 –> 00:32:52,640
provided i remember to read it correctly

752
00:32:51,200 –> 00:32:54,399
uh yeah i don’t have anything else i can

753
00:32:52,640 –> 00:32:55,679
do i’ve got nothing else i can do so i’m

754
00:32:54,399 –> 00:32:59,120
just gonna leave it

755
00:32:55,679 –> 00:33:03,120
that’s it all right

756
00:32:59,120 –> 00:33:03,120
back to winter

757
00:33:08,080 –> 00:33:15,679
as you are berated by

758
00:33:11,600 –> 00:33:19,200
these voices and the two that seem

759
00:33:15,679 –> 00:33:23,279
oddly familiar to you

760
00:33:19,200 –> 00:33:27,039
you begin to see something

761
00:33:23,279 –> 00:33:30,000
a figure appears before you

762
00:33:27,039 –> 00:33:31,200
they are impossible to make out as they

763
00:33:30,000 –> 00:33:34,320
appear to just be

764
00:33:31,200 –> 00:33:37,279
a shadow but

765
00:33:34,320 –> 00:33:37,760
it is more than just the one there are

766
00:33:37,279 –> 00:33:41,360
three

767
00:33:37,760 –> 00:33:44,799
in total again something about them just

768
00:33:41,360 –> 00:33:46,240
feels eerily familiar but for whatever

769
00:33:44,799 –> 00:33:49,360
reason you can’t

770
00:33:46,240 –> 00:33:53,440
quite place it

771
00:33:49,360 –> 00:33:58,080
and the center one speaks to you

772
00:33:53,440 –> 00:34:01,519
and says you have forgotten

773
00:33:58,080 –> 00:34:04,320
who you are you must

774
00:34:01,519 –> 00:34:04,320
remember

775
00:34:04,840 –> 00:34:12,879
how we cannot tell you how

776
00:34:09,599 –> 00:34:18,159
it is the burden of those who are lost

777
00:34:12,879 –> 00:34:18,159
you must find your way back

778
00:34:18,560 –> 00:34:25,520
roll me another wisdom-saving throw

779
00:34:22,159 –> 00:34:28,960
that one’s only a nine you may roll

780
00:34:25,520 –> 00:34:32,399
again because of saith’s

781
00:34:28,960 –> 00:34:35,919
thaumaturgy move yay

782
00:34:32,399 –> 00:34:38,949
oh okay that one’s a 26.

783
00:34:35,919 –> 00:34:40,480
that one actually does it this time hey

784
00:34:38,949 –> 00:34:44,800
[Music]

785
00:34:40,480 –> 00:34:44,800
shockingly 26 does better than nine

786
00:34:45,359 –> 00:34:52,079
so the voice

787
00:34:48,720 –> 00:34:56,240
continues on and says

788
00:34:52,079 –> 00:34:59,440
in order to find that what is lost

789
00:34:56,240 –> 00:35:03,359
you must be willing to brave

790
00:34:59,440 –> 00:35:06,720
your fears you must

791
00:35:03,359 –> 00:35:10,000
brave the fear

792
00:35:06,720 –> 00:35:13,520
and behind him

793
00:35:10,000 –> 00:35:17,119
a wall of fire erupts

794
00:35:13,520 –> 00:35:18,240
i hate you so much

795
00:35:17,119 –> 00:35:20,480
and that’s where we’ll leave that for

796
00:35:18,240 –> 00:35:20,480
now

797
00:35:27,520 –> 00:35:34,320
back up to the top of

798
00:35:30,720 –> 00:35:37,520
the initiative order

799
00:35:34,320 –> 00:35:42,960
the dark treat era

800
00:35:37,520 –> 00:35:45,680
is going to pick up some rocks

801
00:35:42,960 –> 00:35:47,680
very large rocks one might argue small

802
00:35:45,680 –> 00:35:50,960
boulders

803
00:35:47,680 –> 00:35:52,960
and shuck them at you all

804
00:35:50,960 –> 00:35:54,400
rude well jordan hold on are they large

805
00:35:52,960 –> 00:35:56,400
rocks or small boulders because there’s

806
00:35:54,400 –> 00:35:58,000
a large distinction

807
00:35:56,400 –> 00:35:59,760
they’re somewhere in the middle it is

808
00:35:58,000 –> 00:36:02,400
something science has not yet been able

809
00:35:59,760 –> 00:36:08,000
to fully document

810
00:36:02,400 –> 00:36:08,000
my god these rocks are beyond science

811
00:36:08,560 –> 00:36:14,320
uh let’s see that it’s gonna hit is

812
00:36:12,800 –> 00:36:16,240
oh hey just so i don’t have to ask like

813
00:36:14,320 –> 00:36:18,560
on my turn just like real quick

814
00:36:16,240 –> 00:36:20,560
is uh when tara is still considered a

815
00:36:18,560 –> 00:36:24,400
humanoid right now

816
00:36:20,560 –> 00:36:26,079
no hell or not [ __ ] as of right now she

817
00:36:24,400 –> 00:36:29,280
is a monstrosity

818
00:36:26,079 –> 00:36:32,640
also arlo can can i safely assume that a

819
00:36:29,280 –> 00:36:34,079
24 will hit you um no because of my

820
00:36:32,640 –> 00:36:36,240
special like uh character

821
00:36:34,079 –> 00:36:40,000
backstory skill where if i don’t want to

822
00:36:36,240 –> 00:36:43,119
get hit i don’t know it hits it

823
00:36:40,000 –> 00:36:45,839
and i’m going to assume that saith a23

824
00:36:43,119 –> 00:36:47,680
will probably hit you oh jesus god damn

825
00:36:45,839 –> 00:36:51,200
these boulders

826
00:36:47,680 –> 00:36:53,359
i rolled really well you all take 19

827
00:36:51,200 –> 00:36:56,800
points of bludgeoning damage

828
00:36:53,359 –> 00:36:58,800
ow ouchies safe how the hell special

829
00:36:56,800 –> 00:37:00,960
though remember

830
00:36:58,800 –> 00:37:03,119
i’m so goddamn mad that i stalked

831
00:37:00,960 –> 00:37:05,920
[ _ ] holy weapon instead of [ _ ]

832
00:37:03,119 –> 00:37:05,920
old monster

833
00:37:06,079 –> 00:37:10,800
to be fair it’s not like you could have

834
00:37:07,920 –> 00:37:12,960
expected me to do this

835
00:37:10,800 –> 00:37:14,640
i should have really at this point i

836
00:37:12,960 –> 00:37:16,560
really should have

837
00:37:14,640 –> 00:37:18,000
i mean yeah it is it is kind of on you

838
00:37:16,560 –> 00:37:19,440
we’re never gonna like i should i should

839
00:37:18,000 –> 00:37:20,720
know better be like what are we gonna

840
00:37:19,440 –> 00:37:21,680
fight i don’t know your [ __ ] friend

841
00:37:20,720 –> 00:37:23,520
something that you’re not gonna wanna

842
00:37:21,680 –> 00:37:26,000
directly fight

843
00:37:23,520 –> 00:37:27,680
but that you are willing to banish

844
00:37:26,000 –> 00:37:28,880
because we can like [ __ ] like take a

845
00:37:27,680 –> 00:37:32,400
beat and then be like all right she’ll

846
00:37:28,880 –> 00:37:32,400
be back in like a couple minutes

847
00:37:33,200 –> 00:37:37,040
and then it says harmless demi-plate it

848
00:37:35,520 –> 00:37:38,880
is fully harmless

849
00:37:37,040 –> 00:37:42,000
where it’s like hey you need to take a

850
00:37:38,880 –> 00:37:42,000
minute and calm down

851
00:37:42,480 –> 00:37:49,599
it’s the go the [ __ ] away spell

852
00:37:45,760 –> 00:37:53,839
uh yeah it was 19. oof

853
00:37:49,599 –> 00:37:58,000
oofadoofa indeed

854
00:37:53,839 –> 00:38:00,400
indeed i have but 51 hp left

855
00:37:58,000 –> 00:38:02,800
oh man uh can you roll me a strength

856
00:38:00,400 –> 00:38:05,520
saving throw please

857
00:38:02,800 –> 00:38:06,320
wow barely both of you by the way to be

858
00:38:05,520 –> 00:38:10,320
clear

859
00:38:06,320 –> 00:38:14,079
that’s a uh 22 okay you’re good

860
00:38:10,320 –> 00:38:18,079
i only rolled a 12. saith is not prone

861
00:38:14,079 –> 00:38:22,640
[ __ ] yep that being said

862
00:38:18,079 –> 00:38:25,760
it is now bookworms turn

863
00:38:22,640 –> 00:38:29,040
and she is going

864
00:38:25,760 –> 00:38:32,240
to walk over to safe well

865
00:38:29,040 –> 00:38:35,359
run really and help

866
00:38:32,240 –> 00:38:39,119
pick you up and

867
00:38:35,359 –> 00:38:42,320
say you notice bookworm looks

868
00:38:39,119 –> 00:38:43,920
very uneasy but it doesn’t look like it

869
00:38:42,320 –> 00:38:46,079
has anything to do with your current

870
00:38:43,920 –> 00:38:49,520
situation it looks like

871
00:38:46,079 –> 00:38:51,040
a more personal regret or something that

872
00:38:49,520 –> 00:38:54,880
is upsetting her on a more

873
00:38:51,040 –> 00:38:58,640
intimate level you all feel

874
00:38:54,880 –> 00:38:58,640
a breeze on the wind

875
00:38:58,880 –> 00:39:05,440
and then you hear the voice

876
00:39:01,920 –> 00:39:05,440
of a young girl

877
00:39:05,599 –> 00:39:08,880
arlo safe

878
00:39:09,119 –> 00:39:15,839
i think i can help wintera

879
00:39:12,560 –> 00:39:15,839
but i need you to hold her

880
00:39:18,000 –> 00:39:23,520
she looks at you and nods have you been

881
00:39:21,280 –> 00:39:25,440
able to do that this entire time

882
00:39:23,520 –> 00:39:26,640
she looks away from you shyly and then

883
00:39:25,440 –> 00:39:28,560
you hear another wednesday

884
00:39:26,640 –> 00:39:29,920
we can we focus on winter first please

885
00:39:28,560 –> 00:39:32,160
i’ll explain afterwards

886
00:39:29,920 –> 00:39:33,119
especially like 40 gold on brush up

887
00:39:32,160 –> 00:39:35,200
classes for my

888
00:39:33,119 –> 00:39:36,480
sign language to be cool about like to

889
00:39:35,200 –> 00:39:37,920
help him like be

890
00:39:36,480 –> 00:39:40,160
like communicate better with you what

891
00:39:37,920 –> 00:39:41,119
the hell man way more important things

892
00:39:40,160 –> 00:39:43,200
happening right now

893
00:39:41,119 –> 00:39:44,320
bookworm you’re right i mean yes more

894
00:39:43,200 –> 00:39:46,079
important things are happening we’re

895
00:39:44,320 –> 00:39:48,800
definitely gonna revisit this you owe me

896
00:39:46,079 –> 00:39:48,800
40 gold

897
00:39:49,839 –> 00:39:52,720
yeah yeah cool cool our friend’s a

898
00:39:51,359 –> 00:39:53,359
monster and she’s trying to kill us but

899
00:39:52,720 –> 00:39:55,119
real quick

900
00:39:53,359 –> 00:39:56,640
like what the [ __ ] you i could have

901
00:39:55,119 –> 00:40:00,560
spent that on churros

902
00:39:56,640 –> 00:40:04,000
oh my god canotically arlo now love

903
00:40:00,560 –> 00:40:05,760
churros you know what not the worst

904
00:40:04,000 –> 00:40:08,640
thing you’ve decided about arlo

905
00:40:05,760 –> 00:40:08,640
i can live with this

906
00:40:08,880 –> 00:40:17,119
but that is going to be bookworm’s turn

907
00:40:13,359 –> 00:40:18,480
arlo you’re up oh god i have exhausted

908
00:40:17,119 –> 00:40:21,680
my plan three times

909
00:40:18,480 –> 00:40:24,160
bro i don’t know what the [ __ ] to do why

910
00:40:21,680 –> 00:40:25,280
the hell didn’t i stockhold monster what

911
00:40:24,160 –> 00:40:27,839
is wrong with me

912
00:40:25,280 –> 00:40:29,839
old monster is so good yeah really would

913
00:40:27,839 –> 00:40:33,839
have helped

914
00:40:29,839 –> 00:40:36,960
[ __ ] wait wait wait wait wait wait

915
00:40:33,839 –> 00:40:39,839
wait hold on i am maybe

916
00:40:36,960 –> 00:40:40,319
developing a plan i need to read this

917
00:40:39,839 –> 00:40:44,160
thing

918
00:40:40,319 –> 00:40:44,160
that it might be helpful

919
00:40:45,119 –> 00:40:48,800
all right i don’t think i have the full

920
00:40:46,560 –> 00:40:51,440
um uh

921
00:40:48,800 –> 00:40:53,440
thing for magic circle here on this app

922
00:40:51,440 –> 00:40:54,880
but i think i can just choose a type of

923
00:40:53,440 –> 00:40:57,119
creature

924
00:40:54,880 –> 00:40:58,480
and it like can’t um like i can make a

925
00:40:57,119 –> 00:40:59,680
cylinder essentially

926
00:40:58,480 –> 00:41:01,280
and i can either make it so like it

927
00:40:59,680 –> 00:41:02,079
can’t enter the cylinder or i can’t exit

928
00:41:01,280 –> 00:41:04,319
the cylinder

929
00:41:02,079 –> 00:41:06,480
so can i put a magic circle around

930
00:41:04,319 –> 00:41:08,319
winter and just say like

931
00:41:06,480 –> 00:41:09,599
what is she like right now a monstrosity

932
00:41:08,319 –> 00:41:11,920
yeah or an aberration

933
00:41:09,599 –> 00:41:13,280
she’s a monstrosity is it fair to say

934
00:41:11,920 –> 00:41:13,680
that like a cleric would like be able to

935
00:41:13,280 –> 00:41:16,960
like

936
00:41:13,680 –> 00:41:18,640
recognize a monstrosity and say like no

937
00:41:16,960 –> 00:41:21,599
monstrosities exit this

938
00:41:18,640 –> 00:41:22,880
magic circle that i make right now drew

939
00:41:21,599 –> 00:41:24,560
i have so far

940
00:41:22,880 –> 00:41:26,240
told you that magic would not work for

941
00:41:24,560 –> 00:41:27,920
the first half of it that melee largely

942
00:41:26,240 –> 00:41:29,520
will not work for it and i have been

943
00:41:27,920 –> 00:41:29,920
throwing [ __ ] at you guys this entire

944
00:41:29,520 –> 00:41:31,680
time

945
00:41:29,920 –> 00:41:33,040
i’m not going to be such a giant [ __ ]

946
00:41:31,680 –> 00:41:36,079
that i say no you can’t recognize a

947
00:41:33,040 –> 00:41:39,680
creature type in a clutch moment

948
00:41:36,079 –> 00:41:42,319
all right wait hold on my dickishness

949
00:41:39,680 –> 00:41:44,319
does have limitations believe it or not

950
00:41:42,319 –> 00:41:45,839
okay i’m gonna magic circle around

951
00:41:44,319 –> 00:41:49,280
winter

952
00:41:45,839 –> 00:41:50,560
set to monstrosities and then

953
00:41:49,280 –> 00:41:53,280
like our just like looks back at

954
00:41:50,560 –> 00:41:55,040
bookworms like yeah all right um i mean

955
00:41:53,280 –> 00:41:56,560
i thought this was a less effective

956
00:41:55,040 –> 00:41:58,160
version of what i was trying to do but i

957
00:41:56,560 –> 00:41:58,640
think this could also work and he just

958
00:41:58,160 –> 00:42:00,000
like

959
00:41:58,640 –> 00:42:01,839
slams his hands on the ground and a

960
00:42:00,000 –> 00:42:03,839
bunch of runes pop up around her

961
00:42:01,839 –> 00:42:05,680
in a circle and this big glowing

962
00:42:03,839 –> 00:42:08,400
cylinder pops up

963
00:42:05,680 –> 00:42:10,160
and the the cylinder creates like a

964
00:42:08,400 –> 00:42:13,520
magical little um

965
00:42:10,160 –> 00:42:15,920
thing of like um arlo

966
00:42:13,520 –> 00:42:19,680
um sitting in his backwards chair going

967
00:42:15,920 –> 00:42:21,599
ah no no no waving his finger

968
00:42:19,680 –> 00:42:23,440
i don’t think this is what you meant but

969
00:42:21,599 –> 00:42:26,240
what i just imagined was like

970
00:42:23,440 –> 00:42:28,319
the kingdom hearts mosaic floor but just

971
00:42:26,240 –> 00:42:31,119
like the center piece is just arlo in

972
00:42:28,319 –> 00:42:32,720
the backwards chair giving a thumbs up

973
00:42:31,119 –> 00:42:33,510
that is not what i meant but it is what

974
00:42:32,720 –> 00:42:39,119
i meant now

975
00:42:33,510 –> 00:42:40,720
[Laughter]

976
00:42:39,119 –> 00:42:42,800
like not what i originally meant but now

977
00:42:40,720 –> 00:42:44,400
it is i love that

978
00:42:42,800 –> 00:42:47,200
that’s why i heard for some reason i’m

979
00:42:44,400 –> 00:42:49,680
glad we decided it’s canon

980
00:42:47,200 –> 00:42:50,720
is that going to be it for you uh that

981
00:42:49,680 –> 00:42:52,400
is it for me um

982
00:42:50,720 –> 00:42:53,839
in order to try to cross it she has to

983
00:42:52,400 –> 00:42:55,599
make like a

984
00:42:53,839 –> 00:42:56,960
oh no they just can’t cross it and let

985
00:42:55,599 –> 00:42:58,640
um if they’re using teleportation or

986
00:42:56,960 –> 00:43:00,079
enter plan or travel to do so then they

987
00:42:58,640 –> 00:43:01,280
can do a charisma saving throw to try to

988
00:43:00,079 –> 00:43:04,560
do it

989
00:43:01,280 –> 00:43:07,680
all right is that going to be it for you

990
00:43:04,560 –> 00:43:08,960
uh yeah that’s it all right safe how do

991
00:43:07,680 –> 00:43:12,720
you help restrain

992
00:43:08,960 –> 00:43:16,560
the giant tree bear monster uh

993
00:43:12,720 –> 00:43:19,280
i’m gonna do like one of those

994
00:43:16,560 –> 00:43:21,680
you know when they trip the ad at in in

995
00:43:19,280 –> 00:43:25,040
star wars

996
00:43:21,680 –> 00:43:29,920
or are you going to attempt

997
00:43:25,040 –> 00:43:32,160
to trip a tree no i’m going to well

998
00:43:29,920 –> 00:43:32,160
well

999
00:43:33,200 –> 00:43:37,119
i don’t know what this really looks like

1000
00:43:34,560 –> 00:43:40,800
[Laughter]

1001
00:43:37,119 –> 00:43:42,240
can i at least finish i want to harass

1002
00:43:40,800 –> 00:43:45,680
you now it’s funnier

1003
00:43:42,240 –> 00:43:47,040
go ahead i was just trying to give a

1004
00:43:45,680 –> 00:43:49,680
little bit of imagery

1005
00:43:47,040 –> 00:43:50,480
like when when they when they fly around

1006
00:43:49,680 –> 00:43:54,079
the attack

1007
00:43:50,480 –> 00:43:55,599
and they wrap the wire around their legs

1008
00:43:54,079 –> 00:43:57,920
like she’s going to do that but she’s

1009
00:43:55,599 –> 00:44:00,240
going to wrap her grappling hook around

1010
00:43:57,920 –> 00:44:02,240
the base of the tree

1011
00:44:00,240 –> 00:44:04,319
okay two things one how dare you

1012
00:44:02,240 –> 00:44:08,000
pronounce it

1013
00:44:04,319 –> 00:44:09,920
at 18. it’s at walkers

1014
00:44:08,000 –> 00:44:11,280
yes thank you god damn not to be

1015
00:44:09,920 –> 00:44:14,079
confused with the ats t

1016
00:44:11,280 –> 00:44:15,760
walker [ __ ] fake star wars fans

1017
00:44:14,079 –> 00:44:20,160
pushes up my glasses

1018
00:44:15,760 –> 00:44:20,720
listen uh but i i will also go ahead and

1019
00:44:20,160 –> 00:44:23,040
lend you

1020
00:44:20,720 –> 00:44:24,800
a favor on this one and say if you would

1021
00:44:23,040 –> 00:44:25,520
like you may attempt to do the thing

1022
00:44:24,800 –> 00:44:27,440
that might be

1023
00:44:25,520 –> 00:44:30,240
slightly more helpful as this thing has

1024
00:44:27,440 –> 00:44:32,720
a zero movement speed

1025
00:44:30,240 –> 00:44:34,079
you may instead retcon that too you try

1026
00:44:32,720 –> 00:44:36,160
and wrap up the arms

1027
00:44:34,079 –> 00:44:37,520
so bookworm can go in without getting

1028
00:44:36,160 –> 00:44:39,440
hit

1029
00:44:37,520 –> 00:44:40,560
yes that’s what i was trying to describe

1030
00:44:39,440 –> 00:44:42,800
to you guys

1031
00:44:40,560 –> 00:44:44,160
it sounded like you were saying the base

1032
00:44:42,800 –> 00:44:46,560
of it as in like you were just wrapping

1033
00:44:44,160 –> 00:44:50,079
it around the trunk

1034
00:44:46,560 –> 00:44:53,119
i’m gonna trip a tree put the arms down

1035
00:44:50,079 –> 00:44:54,400
against the tree she was wrapping around

1036
00:44:53,119 –> 00:44:56,560
the tree

1037
00:44:54,400 –> 00:44:59,440
okay okay i get what you’re saying now

1038
00:44:56,560 –> 00:45:01,280
it it was not clear

1039
00:44:59,440 –> 00:45:02,400
uh yeah actually a better description

1040
00:45:01,280 –> 00:45:03,599
would have been a maypole like when they

1041
00:45:02,400 –> 00:45:06,720
run around the maypole

1042
00:45:03,599 –> 00:45:06,720
i’m going to kill you guys

1043
00:45:06,880 –> 00:45:10,400
that’s what she [ __ ] does

1044
00:45:08,520 –> 00:45:12,480
[Laughter]

1045
00:45:10,400 –> 00:45:13,440
roll me an athletics check does she skip

1046
00:45:12,480 –> 00:45:15,119
and like scatter

1047
00:45:13,440 –> 00:45:17,680
flower petals that she like dances

1048
00:45:15,119 –> 00:45:19,440
around the

1049
00:45:17,680 –> 00:45:21,760
and katie are about to commit a murder

1050
00:45:19,440 –> 00:45:21,760
today

1051
00:45:21,920 –> 00:45:27,200
does 8 14 pass that’s gonna be a no i

1052
00:45:25,040 –> 00:45:30,640
already know it

1053
00:45:27,200 –> 00:45:33,920
i will say you do not manage to get

1054
00:45:30,640 –> 00:45:37,359
all of the arms i will say you get half

1055
00:45:33,920 –> 00:45:41,200
of them so any opportunity attacks that

1056
00:45:37,359 –> 00:45:44,319
may slash will incur uh will be done

1057
00:45:41,200 –> 00:45:47,839
at disadvantage okay

1058
00:45:44,319 –> 00:45:48,880
but we’re going to slightly reverse the

1059
00:45:47,839 –> 00:45:50,640
order on

1060
00:45:48,880 –> 00:45:53,839
this one because it is more

1061
00:45:50,640 –> 00:45:58,160
cinematically pleasing

1062
00:45:53,839 –> 00:46:00,319
and bookworm is going to take

1063
00:45:58,160 –> 00:46:02,400
the held action she had in round one

1064
00:46:00,319 –> 00:46:03,520
which is not a thing anyone will ever be

1065
00:46:02,400 –> 00:46:05,200
able to do after this

1066
00:46:03,520 –> 00:46:07,200
like i said i’m cheating for the sake of

1067
00:46:05,200 –> 00:46:10,640
cinematic effectiveness so

1068
00:46:07,200 –> 00:46:12,000
don’t ever ask me to do that okay so i

1069
00:46:10,640 –> 00:46:12,560
ask you to do that immediately after

1070
00:46:12,000 –> 00:46:16,640
this

1071
00:46:12,560 –> 00:46:16,640
i will punch you square in the dick

1072
00:46:17,280 –> 00:46:23,760
and she is going to charge

1073
00:46:20,960 –> 00:46:26,079
at this creature which is now going to

1074
00:46:23,760 –> 00:46:29,119
make an opportunity attack

1075
00:46:26,079 –> 00:46:33,440
which is going to

1076
00:46:29,119 –> 00:46:34,800
hit but she is not deterred by that it

1077
00:46:33,440 –> 00:46:37,839
is not enough to down

1078
00:46:34,800 –> 00:46:40,640
her it hurts a lot but not

1079
00:46:37,839 –> 00:46:41,760
down her does she do like a dramatic

1080
00:46:40,640 –> 00:46:43,040
thing where she like she gets hit and

1081
00:46:41,760 –> 00:46:44,400
then she like grabs the ground and keeps

1082
00:46:43,040 –> 00:46:45,760
herself from sliding back

1083
00:46:44,400 –> 00:46:47,680
and then has a determined look on her

1084
00:46:45,760 –> 00:46:49,760
face and she’s like for love

1085
00:46:47,680 –> 00:46:50,880
and then keeps charging forward i mean

1086
00:46:49,760 –> 00:46:54,839
she can’t talk

1087
00:46:50,880 –> 00:46:56,960
but she thinks we’re not for

1088
00:46:54,839 –> 00:46:59,440
love uh no

1089
00:46:56,960 –> 00:47:00,640
she does not do that it it’s more of

1090
00:46:59,440 –> 00:47:02,480
like

1091
00:47:00,640 –> 00:47:04,000
because of her immense fearable drink

1092
00:47:02,480 –> 00:47:07,760
she takes the hit

1093
00:47:04,000 –> 00:47:11,440
and then throws the vine hand off

1094
00:47:07,760 –> 00:47:12,240
and then runs up to wintera who is still

1095
00:47:11,440 –> 00:47:15,680
enveloped

1096
00:47:12,240 –> 00:47:18,480
in this tree and as she touches

1097
00:47:15,680 –> 00:47:19,119
makes contact with her head a light

1098
00:47:18,480 –> 00:47:23,760
emits

1099
00:47:19,119 –> 00:47:28,000
as she thinks to herself winter

1100
00:47:23,760 –> 00:47:28,000
and she casts dream

1101
00:47:32,160 –> 00:47:38,480
quintera you

1102
00:47:35,280 –> 00:47:41,920
are currently up against this

1103
00:47:38,480 –> 00:47:44,960
giant flaming wall being told

1104
00:47:41,920 –> 00:47:45,520
that you need to face your fears in

1105
00:47:44,960 –> 00:47:48,880
order

1106
00:47:45,520 –> 00:47:53,119
to find anything

1107
00:47:48,880 –> 00:47:56,880
your answers a way out

1108
00:47:53,119 –> 00:48:00,319
and you shudder

1109
00:47:56,880 –> 00:48:03,680
as you’re still just a little

1110
00:48:00,319 –> 00:48:07,200
girl in this instance it’s

1111
00:48:03,680 –> 00:48:11,599
almost impossible to

1112
00:48:07,200 –> 00:48:16,160
be able to overcome that until

1113
00:48:11,599 –> 00:48:21,119
you feel a hand on your shoulder

1114
00:48:16,160 –> 00:48:25,119
you look up and you see a fear bulge

1115
00:48:21,119 –> 00:48:28,640
smiling down at you reassuring you

1116
00:48:25,119 –> 00:48:32,800
she doesn’t say anything she just smiles

1117
00:48:28,640 –> 00:48:37,200
next to her you see a gold dragonborn

1118
00:48:32,800 –> 00:48:39,440
and a purple t-fling also smiling at you

1119
00:48:37,200 –> 00:48:41,839
to let you know that everything will be

1120
00:48:39,440 –> 00:48:41,839
okay

1121
00:48:42,400 –> 00:48:50,880
and amidst all this you also

1122
00:48:46,480 –> 00:48:56,319
feel a hand hold on to yours

1123
00:48:50,880 –> 00:48:56,319
you look over and you see a gnome

1124
00:48:56,480 –> 00:49:02,720
you’ve never seen this gnome before but

1125
00:49:00,800 –> 00:49:03,839
somehow his presence is comforting he

1126
00:49:02,720 –> 00:49:08,319
says

1127
00:49:03,839 –> 00:49:12,559
it’s okay we’ll handle this together

1128
00:49:08,319 –> 00:49:12,559
all of us okay

1129
00:49:13,839 –> 00:49:21,680
yeah okay do you brave the flames

1130
00:49:18,640 –> 00:49:24,240
she looks at the flames and

1131
00:49:21,680 –> 00:49:26,000
breathes in very heavily and looks away

1132
00:49:24,240 –> 00:49:28,400
for a second

1133
00:49:26,000 –> 00:49:30,880
and then glances down at the hand that’s

1134
00:49:28,400 –> 00:49:33,200
holding hers and the hand that’s on her

1135
00:49:30,880 –> 00:49:37,040
shoulder

1136
00:49:33,200 –> 00:49:39,359
and steals her resolve as only a child

1137
00:49:37,040 –> 00:49:39,359
can

1138
00:49:40,000 –> 00:49:47,119
and she’s gonna go through it as you

1139
00:49:43,119 –> 00:49:49,280
steal your resolve and walk forward

1140
00:49:47,119 –> 00:49:52,400
you can’t help but close your eyes as

1141
00:49:49,280 –> 00:49:55,920
the flames begin to envelop you

1142
00:49:52,400 –> 00:49:59,280
and as the deafening roar of the flames

1143
00:49:55,920 –> 00:50:03,200
surrounds you you find

1144
00:49:59,280 –> 00:50:07,520
that it soon dies down

1145
00:50:03,200 –> 00:50:10,000
and it is no longer a raging inferno

1146
00:50:07,520 –> 00:50:13,839
around you but rather

1147
00:50:10,000 –> 00:50:17,520
the crackling of a bonfire

1148
00:50:13,839 –> 00:50:22,000
you open your eyes and you find yourself

1149
00:50:17,520 –> 00:50:24,800
alone in the middle of a forest clearing

1150
00:50:22,000 –> 00:50:25,520
with the large bonfire in the center and

1151
00:50:24,800 –> 00:50:31,520
a cave

1152
00:50:25,520 –> 00:50:33,359
off the side look around and try and

1153
00:50:31,520 –> 00:50:35,200
take in your surroundings and then you

1154
00:50:33,359 –> 00:50:38,880
realize

1155
00:50:35,200 –> 00:50:42,880
that’s right this is my home

1156
00:50:38,880 –> 00:50:46,240
that’s my cave where my family is

1157
00:50:42,880 –> 00:50:50,079
me my mom my dad

1158
00:50:46,240 –> 00:50:53,680
my brother and then

1159
00:50:50,079 –> 00:50:56,720
you feel something sweep

1160
00:50:53,680 –> 00:50:59,920
past you two small figures

1161
00:50:56,720 –> 00:51:00,640
bolt past and it takes you a moment but

1162
00:50:59,920 –> 00:51:03,680
you soon

1163
00:51:00,640 –> 00:51:07,920
recognize them it’s

1164
00:51:03,680 –> 00:51:08,559
you you and irwin has little cubs

1165
00:51:07,920 –> 00:51:11,200
carrying

1166
00:51:08,559 –> 00:51:12,720
giant pails of water clearly too big for

1167
00:51:11,200 –> 00:51:14,559
either of you to carry

1168
00:51:12,720 –> 00:51:16,400
the water sloshing around as you

1169
00:51:14,559 –> 00:51:19,200
desperately try to keep

1170
00:51:16,400 –> 00:51:19,920
as much of it in as you can and the two

1171
00:51:19,200 –> 00:51:23,440
of you

1172
00:51:19,920 –> 00:51:26,559
enter the cave you

1173
00:51:23,440 –> 00:51:30,720
as yourself follow them

1174
00:51:26,559 –> 00:51:34,640
into the cave and what you see is

1175
00:51:30,720 –> 00:51:37,599
your father ulrich standing over

1176
00:51:34,640 –> 00:51:38,800
holly your mother who is currently lying

1177
00:51:37,599 –> 00:51:42,079
in a makeshift

1178
00:51:38,800 –> 00:51:45,040
bed of straw and leaves

1179
00:51:42,079 –> 00:51:46,880
the younger versions of yourself go over

1180
00:51:45,040 –> 00:51:48,960
with the pails and say

1181
00:51:46,880 –> 00:51:50,960
we got the water we got the water is

1182
00:51:48,960 –> 00:51:54,000
mama gonna be okay

1183
00:51:50,960 –> 00:51:58,000
ulrich turns to the cubs and

1184
00:51:54,000 –> 00:52:02,319
places a hand on their heads and says

1185
00:51:58,000 –> 00:52:04,319
don’t worry your mother is strong and

1186
00:52:02,319 –> 00:52:06,720
she will get through this now as she did

1187
00:52:04,319 –> 00:52:06,720
before

1188
00:52:07,200 –> 00:52:11,920
they look over to holly who gives them a

1189
00:52:10,160 –> 00:52:14,240
reassuring smile

1190
00:52:11,920 –> 00:52:16,800
but it is clear that she is in some

1191
00:52:14,240 –> 00:52:19,920
amount of pain

1192
00:52:16,800 –> 00:52:23,040
she then hunches over

1193
00:52:19,920 –> 00:52:24,240
in pain and then looks over to ulrich

1194
00:52:23,040 –> 00:52:28,000
and says

1195
00:52:24,240 –> 00:52:31,200
it’s time all right children leave the

1196
00:52:28,000 –> 00:52:34,319
pales over there and step back

1197
00:52:31,200 –> 00:52:37,359
are you ready my love holly

1198
00:52:34,319 –> 00:52:40,880
nods weekly and says all right

1199
00:52:37,359 –> 00:52:44,319
then go and holly lets out

1200
00:52:40,880 –> 00:52:48,400
a fearsome roar that echoes

1201
00:52:44,319 –> 00:52:48,400
throughout the night sky

1202
00:52:55,200 –> 00:53:03,119
and as the roar fades

1203
00:52:58,640 –> 00:53:07,280
it is replaced by the crying

1204
00:53:03,119 –> 00:53:10,720
of a young infant that has just taken

1205
00:53:07,280 –> 00:53:10,720
its first breath

1206
00:53:12,079 –> 00:53:19,760
holds the newborn cub up to the light

1207
00:53:16,079 –> 00:53:22,720
and lets out a gleeful smile and says

1208
00:53:19,760 –> 00:53:25,280
we have a son we’ve been blessed with

1209
00:53:22,720 –> 00:53:28,079
another one

1210
00:53:25,280 –> 00:53:28,800
holly extends out her arms to see the

1211
00:53:28,079 –> 00:53:34,640
child

1212
00:53:28,800 –> 00:53:34,640
and uric hands her her new son

1213
00:53:34,800 –> 00:53:39,359
the baby begins to quiet as holly looks

1214
00:53:38,240 –> 00:53:41,200
at it

1215
00:53:39,359 –> 00:53:42,480
and then can’t help but notice the two

1216
00:53:41,200 –> 00:53:45,920
very curious cubs

1217
00:53:42,480 –> 00:53:48,960
hiding behind their beast of a father

1218
00:53:45,920 –> 00:53:51,280
she chuckles to herself says come meet

1219
00:53:48,960 –> 00:53:56,160
your new baby brother

1220
00:53:51,280 –> 00:53:59,280
the two wander over and peer over to see

1221
00:53:56,160 –> 00:54:03,200
the new little baby finally

1222
00:53:59,280 –> 00:54:08,720
wrestled and

1223
00:54:03,200 –> 00:54:08,720
a young winterra says what’s his name

1224
00:54:08,839 –> 00:54:15,839
and as holly looks down at the baby

1225
00:54:12,160 –> 00:54:18,800
it opens its eyes for the first time

1226
00:54:15,839 –> 00:54:20,640
and as she stares deep into his olive

1227
00:54:18,800 –> 00:54:25,200
green eyes

1228
00:54:20,640 –> 00:54:28,640
she says oliver

1229
00:54:25,200 –> 00:54:28,640
his name is oliver

1230
00:54:29,280 –> 00:54:36,839
the family stays like this for a moment

1231
00:54:33,760 –> 00:54:38,640
reveling in the birth of their newest

1232
00:54:36,839 –> 00:54:41,680
member

1233
00:54:38,640 –> 00:54:45,119
when there is a sudden loud crash heard

1234
00:54:41,680 –> 00:54:48,160
outside one of the logs

1235
00:54:45,119 –> 00:54:51,520
in the fireplace had given way

1236
00:54:48,160 –> 00:54:55,760
and the loud noise caused young oliver

1237
00:54:51,520 –> 00:54:58,960
to begin to cry again but before holly

1238
00:54:55,760 –> 00:55:00,319
could soothe the young infant it is

1239
00:54:58,960 –> 00:55:02,960
wintera

1240
00:55:00,319 –> 00:55:06,160
who reaches out and holds his little

1241
00:55:02,960 –> 00:55:07,839
hand in her own

1242
00:55:06,160 –> 00:55:11,040
quintero what did you say to young

1243
00:55:07,839 –> 00:55:14,079
oliver that day to soothe his tears

1244
00:55:11,040 –> 00:55:16,960
oh it’s okay it isn’t so scary

1245
00:55:14,079 –> 00:55:18,400
it’s just the fire saying hello besides

1246
00:55:16,960 –> 00:55:21,520
you’re with your family now

1247
00:55:18,400 –> 00:55:24,480
and we’ll always be here he

1248
00:55:21,520 –> 00:55:24,880
stops crying for a moment looks at you

1249
00:55:24,480 –> 00:55:28,240
and

1250
00:55:24,880 –> 00:55:28,240
lets out a little giggle

1251
00:55:28,559 –> 00:55:35,839
you back in from your own perspective

1252
00:55:32,799 –> 00:55:39,119
look at this and you

1253
00:55:35,839 –> 00:55:42,480
remember this entire moment

1254
00:55:39,119 –> 00:55:46,640
and you realize

1255
00:55:42,480 –> 00:55:48,880
well yes the flames can be scary

1256
00:55:46,640 –> 00:55:50,960
they also provide you with warmth and

1257
00:55:48,880 –> 00:55:53,680
light

1258
00:55:50,960 –> 00:55:56,480
and in this one instance well yeah it

1259
00:55:53,680 –> 00:55:59,920
did scare the child

1260
00:55:56,480 –> 00:56:02,960
it wasn’t there to hurt

1261
00:55:59,920 –> 00:56:06,240
the three figures once again

1262
00:56:02,960 –> 00:56:07,359
appear before you still shrouded in

1263
00:56:06,240 –> 00:56:11,119
shadows

1264
00:56:07,359 –> 00:56:14,839
as the center one says do you still

1265
00:56:11,119 –> 00:56:18,799
not realize who you

1266
00:56:14,839 –> 00:56:18,799
are i

1267
00:56:18,960 –> 00:56:27,680
no there is still something

1268
00:56:24,000 –> 00:56:31,119
an inner darkness that blocks

1269
00:56:27,680 –> 00:56:34,799
your ability to be found

1270
00:56:31,119 –> 00:56:40,240
it seems you need one final

1271
00:56:34,799 –> 00:56:44,640
push and the shadowy figure reaches out

1272
00:56:40,240 –> 00:56:48,319
and with its ginormous finger pokes you

1273
00:56:44,640 –> 00:56:52,000
square in the middle of the chest

1274
00:56:48,319 –> 00:56:55,839
and a black crystal long since

1275
00:56:52,000 –> 00:57:01,680
embedded shatters

1276
00:56:55,839 –> 00:57:05,119
and you remember everything

1277
00:57:01,680 –> 00:57:06,960
starting at the more recent memories of

1278
00:57:05,119 –> 00:57:10,079
you all facing off against the

1279
00:57:06,960 –> 00:57:12,000
necromancer everything with damned

1280
00:57:10,079 –> 00:57:13,839
all of the friends you’ve made along the

1281
00:57:12,000 –> 00:57:17,599
way

1282
00:57:13,839 –> 00:57:20,559
and even of the first night you spent

1283
00:57:17,599 –> 00:57:21,520
after fighting the necromancer when you

1284
00:57:20,559 –> 00:57:24,839
went off

1285
00:57:21,520 –> 00:57:26,640
in search of young oliver and

1286
00:57:24,839 –> 00:57:29,920
encountered ash

1287
00:57:26,640 –> 00:57:33,680
sasava and abbasis

1288
00:57:29,920 –> 00:57:37,440
as they cursed you and erased

1289
00:57:33,680 –> 00:57:37,440
your memory of the event

1290
00:57:38,079 –> 00:57:46,400
and as the memories continue to flood in

1291
00:57:42,079 –> 00:57:49,680
you experience one that is both

1292
00:57:46,400 –> 00:57:55,670
familiar and foreign to you

1293
00:57:49,680 –> 00:57:57,760
all at the same time

1294
00:57:55,670 –> 00:58:00,880
[Music]

1295
00:57:57,760 –> 00:58:04,559
you find yourself

1296
00:58:00,880 –> 00:58:08,480
well not you

1297
00:58:04,559 –> 00:58:11,599
but you remember

1298
00:58:08,480 –> 00:58:14,799
the fey wild in

1299
00:58:11,599 –> 00:58:17,839
titania’s chamber she is surrounded by

1300
00:58:14,799 –> 00:58:20,720
the other fey lords

1301
00:58:17,839 –> 00:58:22,720
titania looks at them all and says i am

1302
00:58:20,720 –> 00:58:25,599
sure you are all aware that we have

1303
00:58:22,720 –> 00:58:26,160
a new visitor from the material plane

1304
00:58:25,599 –> 00:58:29,359
her name

1305
00:58:26,160 –> 00:58:31,680
is ottalo and she believes

1306
00:58:29,359 –> 00:58:33,599
it is necessary for us to bridge the gap

1307
00:58:31,680 –> 00:58:35,440
between our world

1308
00:58:33,599 –> 00:58:36,960
and has therefore asked us to send

1309
00:58:35,440 –> 00:58:40,319
someone

1310
00:58:36,960 –> 00:58:42,799
from our world there

1311
00:58:40,319 –> 00:58:45,680
i do not know of all of you but i think

1312
00:58:42,799 –> 00:58:49,119
this is a foolish endeavor

1313
00:58:45,680 –> 00:58:52,640
if she wants to truly

1314
00:58:49,119 –> 00:58:53,599
bridge our world i think what is needed

1315
00:58:52,640 –> 00:58:57,920
is someone

1316
00:58:53,599 –> 00:58:57,920
from there who understands us

1317
00:58:58,640 –> 00:59:03,359
now we do have audlo here and she will

1318
00:59:01,040 –> 00:59:04,960
be staying with us for some time but

1319
00:59:03,359 –> 00:59:07,680
i believe our offering should be

1320
00:59:04,960 –> 00:59:12,160
something a little bit more

1321
00:59:07,680 –> 00:59:16,079
direct she extends out her hand

1322
00:59:12,160 –> 00:59:19,280
and says oberon mascamin

1323
00:59:16,079 –> 00:59:22,000
delorean if you would please

1324
00:59:19,280 –> 00:59:24,079
the three of them walk forward and place

1325
00:59:22,000 –> 00:59:27,200
their hands on top of hers

1326
00:59:24,079 –> 00:59:28,960
a light transfers from them into the

1327
00:59:27,200 –> 00:59:32,480
palm of the tanya’s hand

1328
00:59:28,960 –> 00:59:36,000
creating a small orb

1329
00:59:32,480 –> 00:59:40,160
she holds the orb clothes and says this

1330
00:59:36,000 –> 00:59:42,400
will be our gift what allows

1331
00:59:40,160 –> 00:59:43,440
the people of the material plane to

1332
00:59:42,400 –> 00:59:47,200
understand

1333
00:59:43,440 –> 00:59:47,680
the ways of the feywild it may take some

1334
00:59:47,200 –> 00:59:51,520
time

1335
00:59:47,680 –> 00:59:54,559
and admittedly may not work

1336
00:59:51,520 –> 00:59:57,680
but i believe

1337
00:59:54,559 –> 01:00:01,200
if nothing else it will make something

1338
00:59:57,680 –> 01:00:04,640
truly incredible the other

1339
01:00:01,200 –> 01:00:08,079
fey lords nod and titania

1340
01:00:04,640 –> 01:00:13,200
whispers into the orb and says

1341
01:00:08,079 –> 01:00:17,680
find the one who should bear this power

1342
01:00:13,200 –> 01:00:20,960
find us our shepherd

1343
01:00:17,680 –> 01:00:24,559
and she lets the ball go into the air

1344
01:00:20,960 –> 01:00:28,799
the orb finds its way over to a portal

1345
01:00:24,559 –> 01:00:33,119
and goes into the material plane

1346
01:00:28,799 –> 01:00:35,680
it travels through the night and finds

1347
01:00:33,119 –> 01:00:37,839
a cave in a clearing the middle of a

1348
01:00:35,680 –> 01:00:41,040
forest

1349
01:00:37,839 –> 01:00:44,880
inside there is

1350
01:00:41,040 –> 01:00:48,000
a shifter woman in the middle

1351
01:00:44,880 –> 01:00:50,480
of her cries as she gives birth to a

1352
01:00:48,000 –> 01:00:50,480
child

1353
01:00:51,359 –> 01:00:57,839
and as uric holds

1354
01:00:54,640 –> 01:01:01,359
the child up he

1355
01:00:57,839 –> 01:01:04,240
says elated

1356
01:01:01,359 –> 01:01:04,240
we have a daughter

1357
01:01:05,359 –> 01:01:10,240
holly holds her newfound daughter in her

1358
01:01:08,839 –> 01:01:12,559
hands

1359
01:01:10,240 –> 01:01:14,319
and as when tara opens her eyes for the

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01:01:12,559 –> 01:01:17,920
first time

1361
01:01:14,319 –> 01:01:21,359
she reaches up and giggles holly

1362
01:01:17,920 –> 01:01:22,960
thinks that she her daughter is laughing

1363
01:01:21,359 –> 01:01:24,880
at her

1364
01:01:22,960 –> 01:01:26,400
happy to see her mother for the first

1365
01:01:24,880 –> 01:01:29,440
time

1366
01:01:26,400 –> 01:01:31,359
unaware that a young winter is actually

1367
01:01:29,440 –> 01:01:34,880
laughing

1368
01:01:31,359 –> 01:01:38,559
at the dancing bear eagle

1369
01:01:34,880 –> 01:01:41,040
and wolf that are circling

1370
01:01:38,559 –> 01:01:41,040
above

1371
01:01:42,400 –> 01:01:46,400
quintera you exit this memory and find

1372
01:01:45,760 –> 01:01:48,240
yourself

1373
01:01:46,400 –> 01:01:50,240
back in the initial memory of the

1374
01:01:48,240 –> 01:01:53,599
clearing

1375
01:01:50,240 –> 01:01:57,760
and you now recognize the three figures

1376
01:01:53,599 –> 01:02:00,880
that were there before you in the center

1377
01:01:57,760 –> 01:02:04,160
is messicamine next to him

1378
01:02:00,880 –> 01:02:09,359
you see oberon and olorian

1379
01:02:04,160 –> 01:02:12,960
the feywild lords of spring and summer

1380
01:02:09,359 –> 01:02:17,280
mexican speaks to you and says

1381
01:02:12,960 –> 01:02:21,520
we have found you at last

1382
01:02:17,280 –> 01:02:25,200
i i i remember

1383
01:02:21,520 –> 01:02:27,440
i i did not remember before

1384
01:02:25,200 –> 01:02:27,440
but

1385
01:02:28,400 –> 01:02:34,160
you were only going to remember when you

1386
01:02:31,520 –> 01:02:38,160
needed to

1387
01:02:34,160 –> 01:02:40,799
now is the time our shepherd has been

1388
01:02:38,160 –> 01:02:40,799
found

1389
01:02:40,960 –> 01:02:46,480
oberon steps forward and says now you

1390
01:02:44,160 –> 01:02:49,440
don’t have to worry about some grand

1391
01:02:46,480 –> 01:02:51,119
fate type deal that’s not what this gift

1392
01:02:49,440 –> 01:02:54,400
was

1393
01:02:51,119 –> 01:02:56,480
the power is yours to do with what you

1394
01:02:54,400 –> 01:03:00,000
will

1395
01:02:56,480 –> 01:03:03,760
what we have presented you is a destiny

1396
01:03:00,000 –> 01:03:06,400
one that you may use how you see fit

1397
01:03:03,760 –> 01:03:07,680
vlorian steps forward and says you may

1398
01:03:06,400 –> 01:03:10,799
either choose

1399
01:03:07,680 –> 01:03:12,880
to unite our two peoples

1400
01:03:10,799 –> 01:03:15,280
and create a unity the likes of which

1401
01:03:12,880 –> 01:03:18,319
this world has never seen

1402
01:03:15,280 –> 01:03:20,240
or you may use the powers

1403
01:03:18,319 –> 01:03:21,680
in any other way that you see fit

1404
01:03:20,240 –> 01:03:25,280
protecting your world

1405
01:03:21,680 –> 01:03:27,920
and others if it so pleases you

1406
01:03:25,280 –> 01:03:30,480
but the point is the power is yours and

1407
01:03:27,920 –> 01:03:34,000
the decision on how you use it

1408
01:03:30,480 –> 01:03:38,319
is yours and yours alone

1409
01:03:34,000 –> 01:03:41,599
as this fades we once again

1410
01:03:38,319 –> 01:03:45,119
see to tanya singing in her throne

1411
01:03:41,599 –> 01:03:46,559
in the present fae wild and a koi’s

1412
01:03:45,119 –> 01:03:50,160
smile

1413
01:03:46,559 –> 01:03:53,920
stretches across her mouth

1414
01:03:50,160 –> 01:03:58,240
at last you have been found

1415
01:03:53,920 –> 01:04:01,039
o shepherd of the fae

1416
01:03:58,240 –> 01:04:03,839
and that is where we shall pause our

1417
01:04:01,039 –> 01:04:03,839
tale for now

1418
01:04:07,599 –> 01:04:12,160
hello everyone this is your sometimes

1419
01:04:10,240 –> 01:04:13,520
benevolent often malevolent dungeon

1420
01:04:12,160 –> 01:04:15,440
master jordan roman

1421
01:04:13,520 –> 01:04:16,559
checking in at the very end thank you

1422
01:04:15,440 –> 01:04:18,160
all for listening

1423
01:04:16,559 –> 01:04:19,760
i apologize without my sound i’m just

1424
01:04:18,160 –> 01:04:20,720
kicking over something so i’ll keep this

1425
01:04:19,760 –> 01:04:22,880
brief

1426
01:04:20,720 –> 01:04:24,640
don’t forget to stick around until after

1427
01:04:22,880 –> 01:04:26,400
this so you can hear some bloopers i

1428
01:04:24,640 –> 01:04:26,880
didn’t quite make it into the end of

1429
01:04:26,400 –> 01:04:29,680
this

1430
01:04:26,880 –> 01:04:31,200
truly amazing episode if you want to

1431
01:04:29,680 –> 01:04:33,119
hear more about this episode

1432
01:04:31,200 –> 01:04:35,359
and our thoughts on it you can check us

1433
01:04:33,119 –> 01:04:37,920
out at our patreon at patreon.com

1434
01:04:35,359 –> 01:04:39,520
that’s agent of damned where we have an

1435
01:04:37,920 –> 01:04:41,119
exclusive after show peek behind the

1436
01:04:39,520 –> 01:04:42,000
screen where we will talk about the

1437
01:04:41,119 –> 01:04:45,200
events of this

1438
01:04:42,000 –> 01:04:47,440
insane episode

1439
01:04:45,200 –> 01:04:49,039
you can also catch a full transcription

1440
01:04:47,440 –> 01:04:50,720
of this episode as well as all of our

1441
01:04:49,039 –> 01:04:54,000
others on our website

1442
01:04:50,720 –> 01:04:56,400
as well as full cast bios on each

1443
01:04:54,000 –> 01:04:58,079
member of the agents of damn cast and a

1444
01:04:56,400 –> 01:05:01,039
link to our merch store

1445
01:04:58,079 –> 01:05:01,680
which you can also find at t public.com

1446
01:05:01,039 –> 01:05:04,640
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1447
01:05:01,680 –> 01:05:07,039
aod we got a ton of fun merch there

1448
01:05:04,640 –> 01:05:10,880
including our logo as well as some fun

1449
01:05:07,039 –> 01:05:13,440
character stuff with each of the agents

1450
01:05:10,880 –> 01:05:14,160
you can also follow us on facebook

1451
01:05:13,440 –> 01:05:17,760
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1452
01:05:14,160 –> 01:05:18,000
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1453
01:05:17,760 –> 01:05:21,039
at

1454
01:05:18,000 –> 01:05:23,280
aod instagram and

1455
01:05:21,039 –> 01:05:24,799
tiktok are at ages of damned and twitter

1456
01:05:23,280 –> 01:05:26,720
is it agents of d

1457
01:05:24,799 –> 01:05:27,920
on twitter you can also talk to myself

1458
01:05:26,720 –> 01:05:30,880
at pokechap

1459
01:05:27,920 –> 01:05:31,920
christina greek chew and katie at missy

1460
01:05:30,880 –> 01:05:33,440
mystery

1461
01:05:31,920 –> 01:05:36,079
monday we’ll get drew on there but for

1462
01:05:33,440 –> 01:05:38,319
now he is not you may also join us on

1463
01:05:36,079 –> 01:05:41,520
our discord server aod

1464
01:05:38,319 –> 01:05:44,720
where you can chat with us can

1465
01:05:41,520 –> 01:05:47,359
submit character ideas names

1466
01:05:44,720 –> 01:05:48,880
items all that fun stuff and if you’re

1467
01:05:47,359 –> 01:05:51,039
part of our patreon then you can even

1468
01:05:48,880 –> 01:05:52,559
get into the cool kids club and

1469
01:05:51,039 –> 01:05:54,880
talk to us about some things maybe

1470
01:05:52,559 –> 01:05:56,960
everyone else doesn’t get to know about

1471
01:05:54,880 –> 01:05:58,079
i’ve also started streaming on twitch at

1472
01:05:56,960 –> 01:06:01,280
twitch.tv

1473
01:05:58,079 –> 01:06:03,760
aod cast i’m currently doing a run of

1474
01:06:01,280 –> 01:06:04,319
indivisible while our damages pokemon

1475
01:06:03,760 –> 01:06:07,359
red run

1476
01:06:04,319 –> 01:06:09,200
is on hold while i do all that horrid

1477
01:06:07,359 –> 01:06:10,960
horrid grinding i swear i haven’t

1478
01:06:09,200 –> 01:06:13,200
forgotten about it i’m still doing it

1479
01:06:10,960 –> 01:06:14,480
but still come check it out a lot of fun

1480
01:06:13,200 –> 01:06:16,559
don’t forget to review

1481
01:06:14,480 –> 01:06:18,000
our show if you can that helps out so

1482
01:06:16,559 –> 01:06:33,839
much and share it with

1483
01:06:18,000 –> 01:06:33,839
a friend until next time bye

1484
01:06:54,290 –> 01:06:59,559
[Music]

1485
01:06:59,680 –> 01:07:05,280
this sucks what is wrong betty

1486
01:07:03,039 –> 01:07:06,640
i’m trying to figure out a new dessert

1487
01:07:05,280 –> 01:07:08,640
option for the menu

1488
01:07:06,640 –> 01:07:09,839
apparently people don’t like dark

1489
01:07:08,640 –> 01:07:14,000
chocolate anchovy

1490
01:07:09,839 –> 01:07:16,000
grill parfait it is interesting issue

1491
01:07:14,000 –> 01:07:17,680
have you considered searching outside of

1492
01:07:16,000 –> 01:07:19,440
ourselves perhaps might have it

1493
01:07:17,680 –> 01:07:23,359
recommended

1494
01:07:19,440 –> 01:07:23,359
just cheesecakes by tina ross

1495
01:07:23,760 –> 01:07:27,359
who that why just cheesecake by tino

1496
01:07:26,880 –> 01:07:29,680
rose

1497
01:07:27,359 –> 01:07:30,559
is local bakery that specializes in

1498
01:07:29,680 –> 01:07:32,640
cheesecake

1499
01:07:30,559 –> 01:07:33,920
found in southern charlotte north

1500
01:07:32,640 –> 01:07:36,880
carolina

1501
01:07:33,920 –> 01:07:37,680
as the name implies they make cheesecake

1502
01:07:36,880 –> 01:07:40,319
is that all

1503
01:07:37,680 –> 01:07:41,280
i mean hell i can do that oh betty you

1504
01:07:40,319 –> 01:07:44,400
misunderstand

1505
01:07:41,280 –> 01:07:45,119
they make so many they have regular

1506
01:07:44,400 –> 01:07:47,520
cheesecake

1507
01:07:45,119 –> 01:07:49,760
they have cupcake cheesecake they have

1508
01:07:47,520 –> 01:07:51,839
so many amazing options for you to

1509
01:07:49,760 –> 01:07:54,400
choose from

1510
01:07:51,839 –> 01:07:55,359
interesting where can i find them you

1511
01:07:54,400 –> 01:07:59,119
can find them

1512
01:07:55,359 –> 01:08:00,160
on facebook.com at just cheesecakes by

1513
01:07:59,119 –> 01:08:02,640
tina ross

1514
01:08:00,160 –> 01:08:04,400
there they have all sorts of pictures of

1515
01:08:02,640 –> 01:08:05,039
all the different cheesecake that they

1516
01:08:04,400 –> 01:08:06,799
make

1517
01:08:05,039 –> 01:08:08,960
and when you’re ready to order you can

1518
01:08:06,799 –> 01:08:10,559
contact them there

1519
01:08:08,960 –> 01:08:12,799
sounds good i guess i’ll give that a

1520
01:08:10,559 –> 01:08:17,679
shot remember betty

1521
01:08:12,799 –> 01:08:20,480
it’s just cheesecakes by tina rose

1522
01:08:17,679 –> 01:08:21,040
so i realized that i’m missing something

1523
01:08:20,480 –> 01:08:24,640
very

1524
01:08:21,040 –> 01:08:26,400
valuable in order to play and d

1525
01:08:24,640 –> 01:08:28,080
i’m just going to run out to my your

1526
01:08:26,400 –> 01:08:31,679
[ __ ] dice is that your dice

1527
01:08:28,080 –> 01:08:31,679
dice they’re in the living room

1528
01:08:32,560 –> 01:08:36,799
cool i’m sorry we’re gonna have to wait

1529
01:08:35,359 –> 01:08:39,279
for katie because i rolled

1530
01:08:36,799 –> 01:08:40,799
a one i’m gonna pause my audio don’t

1531
01:08:39,279 –> 01:08:42,080
don’t don’t do not pause your audio

1532
01:08:40,799 –> 01:08:45,759
don’t pause the audio just

1533
01:08:42,080 –> 01:08:47,839
run cool run you say run goes with

1534
01:08:45,759 –> 01:08:50,839
everything

1535
01:08:47,839 –> 01:08:53,020
you say run goes with katie forgot her

1536
01:08:50,839 –> 01:08:57,279
dice

1537
01:08:53,020 –> 01:08:59,600
[Laughter]

1538
01:08:57,279 –> 01:09:07,839
my dice these are the dice that are

1539
01:08:59,600 –> 01:09:07,839
going to roll me the natural 20 i need

1540
01:09:17,120 –> 01:09:22,239
okay i’m back is it bookworm’s druidic

1541
01:09:21,120 –> 01:09:25,920
voice

1542
01:09:22,239 –> 01:09:29,600
no damn it let daggy talk he’s working

1543
01:09:25,920 –> 01:09:33,359
oh god do not oh

1544
01:09:29,600 –> 01:09:36,400
jordan come on man don’t come on dm

1545
01:09:33,359 –> 01:09:41,359
daddy paint us a picture with words

1546
01:09:36,400 –> 01:09:44,640
okay all right tell us a story dm daddy

1547
01:09:41,359 –> 01:09:49,839
tell us the story with your daddy wait

1548
01:09:44,640 –> 01:09:49,839
dm daddy shut up

1549
01:09:50,480 –> 01:09:54,800
yes yes drew now here’s your milky ghost

1550
01:09:52,719 –> 01:09:55,450
off in the corner oh god no

1551
01:09:54,800 –> 01:09:58,080
no

1552
01:09:55,450 –> 01:10:01,360
[Applause]

1553
01:09:58,080 –> 01:10:02,000
i need an adult sounds like you gave me

1554
01:10:01,360 –> 01:10:06,320
a sippy cup

1555
01:10:02,000 –> 01:10:07,679
filled with viscous liquid okay nope

1556
01:10:06,320 –> 01:10:10,159
anyway getting back to the actual

1557
01:10:07,679 –> 01:10:12,320
serious moment

1558
01:10:10,159 –> 01:10:14,840
that’s for right now is where we will

1559
01:10:12,320 –> 01:10:17,840
leave that at

1560
01:10:14,840 –> 01:10:21,840
sorry

1561
01:10:17,840 –> 01:10:24,719
like the thing with winter yes i

1562
01:10:21,840 –> 01:10:27,199
i caught that i’m not ending the episode

1563
01:10:24,719 –> 01:10:27,199
don’t worry

1564
01:10:28,080 –> 01:10:31,840
shortest episode ever

1565
01:10:32,480 –> 01:10:36,800
the end [ __ ] you all for listening

1566
01:10:37,520 –> 01:10:40,880
what did you think you gave a [ __ ] eat

1567
01:10:39,600 –> 01:10:45,840
my dick ooh

1568
01:10:40,880 –> 01:10:45,840
jordan he just farts directly on the mic

1569
01:10:50,480 –> 01:10:54,400
wait a minute jordan you’re telling me

1570
01:10:51,600 –> 01:10:56,480
that 26 is more than nine

1571
01:10:54,400 –> 01:10:58,239
i know mathematically speaking it

1572
01:10:56,480 –> 01:11:03,040
doesn’t add up

1573
01:10:58,239 –> 01:11:06,400
it does my whole life has been a lie

1574
01:11:03,040 –> 01:11:10,000
hold on two three four five six seven

1575
01:11:06,400 –> 01:11:12,000
eight twenty six nine

1576
01:11:10,000 –> 01:11:14,960
i’m here to tell you that is in fact not

1577
01:11:12,000 –> 01:11:17,360
the way the number system works

1578
01:11:14,960 –> 01:11:18,080
mind blown it’s one two three four five

1579
01:11:17,360 –> 01:11:21,360
six seven

1580
01:11:18,080 –> 01:11:21,360
eight nine 26.

1581
01:11:23,440 –> 01:11:30,000
obviously great

1582
01:11:26,880 –> 01:11:30,960
anywho i even want to say that i made

1583
01:11:30,000 –> 01:11:32,320
like a gentle

1584
01:11:30,960 –> 01:11:34,800
actually nevermind i’ll talk about this

1585
01:11:32,320 –> 01:11:40,159
later yeah no save it

1586
01:11:34,800 –> 01:11:42,159
we have much to discuss later yeah

1587
01:11:40,159 –> 01:11:44,960
like you guys totally planning this

1588
01:11:42,159 –> 01:11:44,960
ahead of time

1589
01:11:45,280 –> 01:11:49,679
save it for the after show

1590
01:11:46,920 –> 01:11:53,360
[Laughter]

1591
01:11:49,679 –> 01:11:53,360
the prestige will come

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