Asmodeus has been forced out of Saithe’s body, but the Agents aren’t safe yet. They still have one final trial left to face, and this might just be the hardest of them all.
Transcript
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hello everyone
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and welcome back to agents of
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damned our let’s play dnd podcast
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featuring myself
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your sometimes benevolent often
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malevolent dungeon master
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jordan roman and as always i am joined
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by my
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fellow players hi guys i’m katie and i
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play the
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currently unconscious safe hey everyone
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i’m christina and i play the wonderful
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winter
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and i’m drew mclean and by bahamut’s
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crazy cantaloupe encampment
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i play the good doctor r louie again i’m
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sorry wait what
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i have cantaloupe starting to run out of
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[Laughter]
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them
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i got some news for you my friend i’m
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gonna
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i’m gonna go back to the list i’m gonna
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update the list but right now we’re at
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the end of the first list that i made
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and it’s the ones that are less good all
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right crazy
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in canada fair enough there’s they can’t
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make envelopes
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they’re refugees from the great fruit
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wars because everyone
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only kind of like sort of liked
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cantaloupe but not really
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and so they had no real ass absolutely
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not making this cannon
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anyway i feel like you’re okay though
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because
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jordan has some some information to
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share with everyone about some words he
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made
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oh yes it’s okay oh good okay now now in
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my defense
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as i had stated in both episodes that
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this happened
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i was basing what i believed was called
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a cartouche
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off of a dairy queen ad i saw years ago
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and did not bother to look up what it
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was actually
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called i own that that was
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my mistake what is it actually called
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again
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a cloche okay
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well we’re past that point so it is a
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word i will probably never use again
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and it’s just immortalized in my
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ignorance
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big betty just loves cartouches and is
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very adamant that is what they are
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called
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i wouldn’t i wouldn’t say ignorance i
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would say naivete
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potato potato in this instance i would
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say
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that’s a call back to episode one boy
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who doesn’t remember [ __ ] now throwback
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what a throwback to episode one
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jesus christ
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anyway how about a recap
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yeah all right yes please last time
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the agents were forced to endure big
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betty’s
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most vile feast the spicy sooner
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endurance
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course while when tara and bookworm
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quickly succumbed to the wretched food
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arlo and saith managed to survive the
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culinary offering
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and passed the trial for everyone the
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team was granted a momentary reprieve
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afterwards to rest their wounds both
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psychological
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and gastrointestinal as they made their
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way into the fifth trial
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they were greeted by a foul-mouthed girl
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that insisted
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on fighting them however things quickly
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turned dire as
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modi revealed himself to be asmodeus
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himself as he unleashed
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saith’s final boon to corrupt her body
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and possess it
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arlo winter and bookworm were forced to
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fend off a
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devilish safe who herself was battling
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with asmodius in her own
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mind thanks to arlo’s magic and the
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unwillingness to harm a friend
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saith was able to drive out asmodius
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before falling unconscious
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and thus we resume our
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tail
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safe yo you are still
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presently unconscious
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you find yourself stirring about
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in your sleep and
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you start to feel a push on your
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shoulder
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as you hear a gentle voice whispering to
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you
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safe safe
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safe safe wake up
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and as you hear that you wake up
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you find yourself right where you
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remember being
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in your room you see
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a kindly older woman looking down at you
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and you know that
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this woman’s name is griselda
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you’ve been living with griselda for
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quite some time
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and it’s been a very peaceful life ever
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since you came here after
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uh what was it oh well nothing important
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probably
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griselda speaks to you and says you’ve
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been sleeping in all morning dear
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you need to come out leaf is gonna need
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help tending to the farm and
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you can’t do that on an empty stomach
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come on dear
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all right all right okay fine i’m uh
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you follow griselda into the other room
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where you see leif is
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singing at the table already enjoying
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some of his breakfast
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there is another chair available there
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for you there you see a delicious
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homemade breakfast eggs toast
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bacon everything that you’ve come to
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expect from this place
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as you sit down and look at your two
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caretakers
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saith i need you to roll me a
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wisdom-saving throw
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okay i hate that
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oh hey all right well
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20 natural 20 plus 7 so 27
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as you look at your caretakers
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a thought crosses your mind
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no this is wrong
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this this isn’t how it was
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you were there for a while but
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it didn’t last
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lightning strikes outside and suddenly
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it is nighttime
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you are standing at the front door
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hood over your head and all of your
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belongings in a small pack
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you turn back and think to yourself
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why would you leave all of this the
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small shred of happiness you’ve been
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able to find ever since
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what was it there was something
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but that’s why you need to go
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for whatever it was that brought you
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here
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it was also the reason you knew you
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couldn’t stay
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and so with a heavy heart you opened up
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the door
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and left without a word
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arlo howdy
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you find yourself
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on a stage in the heart of direct thymar
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alongside several other illustrious
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members of the proud time anther
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imperial
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army in front of you is a large
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crowd fellow soldiers upper class
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generals and other high-ranking officers
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as well as a large population of the
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people
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come to support you and every other
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soldier
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who returned victorious at the front of
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the podium
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you see kamodra giving a speech
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and it is thanks to these brave heroes
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who turned all intact
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securing the routes we need in order
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to defend our home from these vile
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trolls and we are here
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especially to honor one who showed
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exceptional
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bravery my son arlo
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aegon she motions for you and you
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happily come up and as you take your
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place next to your mother
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at the stage i now need you
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to roll a wisdom-saving throw oh boy
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let’s see if my wisdom saving girl bonus
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i hope it isn’t bad in some kind of a
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way
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probably not that great you’re only a
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cleric it’s only a plus eight so that’s
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just going to be a dirty 20.
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ah dang so close but it passes
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[Laughter]
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oh dear just a dirty 20.
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as you look your mother in the eye
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you think to yourself
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this isn’t what happened this is wrong
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suddenly you find yourself not on the
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stage but rather
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in the audience watching a lone
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kamodra giving a very different version
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of that speech before she was beaming
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with pride but now
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as you truly remembered it she looks
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sullen
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crestfallen depressed
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with a heavy heart she speaks and says
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given the events of this most recent
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mission
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it is with a heavy heart
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that i must declare
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myself and every member of the aegon
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clan
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is effectively removed from active
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military service
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we will support the empire in any way
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that we can
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but we have paid our dues
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and she turns and walks away
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you look to your aunt who is next to you
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and she
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is flush with anger
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and confusion at what just happened
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as everything you thought your life was
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going to be
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was just upended in a sentence
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quintera
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you find yourself
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asleep you’re
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just enjoying and
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nice nap a gentle outdoor breeze
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brushes through your fur but doesn’t
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wake you
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what does wake you is the sudden
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pain in your stomach as a
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small creature lands on top of you
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tara wake up wake up wake up we gotta
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play we gotta play we gotta play
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oh oh okay i’m up i’m up i’m up
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you wake up and you are in the middle of
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the chrysanthemum field
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just where you had been when you
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followed
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young oliver here he said that he had
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something he wanted to show
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you and erwin but you had no idea what
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it specifically was
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and what he showed you was this
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beautiful botanical area
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you guys had played there for a little
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bit but as children do got tired and
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fell down went for a nap of course
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oliver being the youngest of three of
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you
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has more boundless energy than anyone
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and recovered the fastest
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irwin is also there stirring himself
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awake as well
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holly come on man we’ve been playing all
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day
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can’t you chill for like i don’t know a
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second
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no no no no no no no we gotta play we
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gotta play we gotta play it so this is
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awesome
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and as your brothers are at ends on
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whether or not they should play or
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continue
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to nap i need you
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to roll a wisdom-saving throw
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- you see
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all this happening and
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you have this weird feeling
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in the pit of your stomach
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something bad is about to happen
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but you can’t quite remember what and
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you can’t quite figure out where this
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feeling comes from
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and then out of the corner of your eye
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you see a figure standing
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at the edge of this clearing
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you see part of their hand
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exposed glimmering with golden scales
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as they breathe in and
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blow flames into the area
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causing it to light up
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you are all suddenly engulfed in these
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flames
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as this mysterious figure turns
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and leaves for you to fend
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for yourselves
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back to safe yay
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you now find yourself
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sitting in the back of a carriage
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you’re singing out the back just sort of
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staring out
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into nothing trying to
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piece together the small refuge of a
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plan
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that you have to figure out what
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what was it it was something but just
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can’t
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place it then
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suddenly you feel a heavy hand
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on your shoulder
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look up and you see this orcish man
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miltak what’s wrong little one
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you seem to be deep in thought
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i you know i’m not really sure
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uh you were about the same when you
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first came aboard with us
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but i am sure whatever it is you will
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be capable of handling it
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after all there aren’t many who would
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dare cross someone who named themselves
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after carnivorous
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fish that all men fear i also just
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thought it was pretty
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that’s what i like about you safe
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well try not to get too lost in your
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thoughts
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and as he places his hand on your
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shoulder again for another reassuring
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pat
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i need you to once again roll a wisdom
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save
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i i should stick with the blood dice all
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right that’s a
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nine you’re done goofed i done did
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goofed as niltak
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reassures you that you will find
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whatever answer it is you’re looking for
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you stare off into the sunset and
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right off
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arlo you
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are now in your home
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after the long day that you’ve had
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after your mother’s announcement
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you still haven’t faced her about it
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you’re just
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lying in your bed wondering how on earth
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you’re going to handle this how
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everything is changed
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and you feel
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a hand on your chest
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you look over and you see this
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older blue dragonborn oh god
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azera ryu
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your wife i’m sorry
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i’m sorry what
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[Music]
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okay all right going with it
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hey honey i’m i i assume you heard about
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the announcement
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of course i was there everyone was
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it’s just uh how could she give up like
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that and just
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make everything that happened mean
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nothing i don’t know
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but i’m sure she had her reason for
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whatever it was
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and as you hear that you think what
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was the reason why would she just give
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up like that was
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it
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something must have happened but
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whatever it is you can’t place it
388
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and as you attempt to wrap your mind
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around what it was
390
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and look into your wife’s eyes i need
391
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you to roll me another wisdom save
392
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that one’s gonna be an 18.
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as you look into her eyes
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you think to yourself wait
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we didn’t get married
396
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no she wasn’t willing to
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commit the same way i was this
398
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this isn’t what happened
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and suddenly you are no longer in your
400
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own home
401
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but rather you and snapdra are going up
402
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to the office of kamodra who is packing
403
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up her things
404
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snapchat is the first one to enter
405
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you have always been a little
406
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apprehensive about facing your mother
407
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but your aunt has no such hesitations
408
00:19:23,840 –> 00:19:27,120
what the hell
409
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was that you think you could just go out
410
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there and declare that for
411
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all of us look i don’t give a damn
412
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about how you feel about this whole
413
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thing but that is not your place to call
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out
415
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all of us like that
416
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funny from where i’m standing as the
417
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head of the aegon clan
418
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it actually is and i have lost too much
419
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as it is
420
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you are not going to be another body
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i need to bury joke’s on you
422
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i’m too important stealth squad needs me
423
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well you think they’re just going to
424
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find someone else to run it nah
425
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i am going to fight this to my dying
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breath
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you are not getting us out of that game
428
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kamodra begins to look flustered by this
429
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and she says fine you want to go out
430
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there and risk your life
431
00:20:19,039 –> 00:20:22,799
you do that don’t expect me to say
432
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anything at your
433
00:20:22,799 –> 00:20:29,919
funeral but arlo
434
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is not going out there he doesn’t have
435
00:20:29,919 –> 00:20:33,200
that excuse that you do
436
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arlo like looks like he like kind of
437
00:20:36,159 –> 00:20:39,679
raises his hand like make a response and
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like meets his mother’s eyes
439
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and fully buckles
440
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he’s never ever been able to stand up to
441
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her
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the second you even look at her she
443
00:20:49,760 –> 00:20:56,000
points a finger to you as it to say
444
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quiet he kind of like
445
00:20:56,000 –> 00:21:01,200
god i don’t have ears but like like if
446
00:20:58,320 –> 00:21:03,600
he had ears they would like droop down
447
00:21:01,200 –> 00:21:04,240
oh he’s kind of like imaginary ears yeah
448
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um
449
00:21:04,240 –> 00:21:07,200
to better like i guess the bread of
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frame it like if you see like when
451
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someone like stands up straight and
452
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they’re like they’re very like
453
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broad and when they’re like not as sure
454
00:21:12,320 –> 00:21:15,840
of themselves like they kind of like
455
00:21:13,440 –> 00:21:16,640
fold into themselves if that makes sense
456
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where like
457
00:21:16,640 –> 00:21:20,320
it’s it’s almost like he’s trying to
458
00:21:18,000 –> 00:21:23,679
make himself smaller
459
00:21:20,320 –> 00:21:25,760
to be less noticeable and like
460
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just moves more towards the corner of
461
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the room and is
462
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quiet as kamodra shoots you this look
463
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snaptra
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shoots one right back at commodro and
465
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says this
466
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is not over i am not going to let your
467
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cowardice ruin this family
468
00:21:40,400 –> 00:21:44,799
and she turns around and walks out of
469
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the room
470
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snapdra on her way out momentarily
471
00:21:48,080 –> 00:21:51,919
looks at you and then almost immediately
472
00:21:50,960 –> 00:21:53,840
looks away
473
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ashamed that she wasn’t able to do the
474
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same thing for you
475
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quintera you find yourself
476
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singing at a large
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wooden table just outside your family
478
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cave
479
00:22:10,480 –> 00:22:18,159
all of your family is there with you
480
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your mother father two brothers
481
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even your grandma’s decided to show up
482
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for this one
483
00:22:21,200 –> 00:22:24,559
you’re all just having a nice family
484
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chat
485
00:22:24,559 –> 00:22:31,919
and this is largely how every night
486
00:22:28,000 –> 00:22:33,600
has been for you you’ve been just
487
00:22:31,919 –> 00:22:34,960
helping to protect the forest with
488
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everyone
489
00:22:34,960 –> 00:22:41,600
spending some time with your
490
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brothers and talking to your mother and
491
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grandmother
492
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everything has been pretty great
493
00:22:47,440 –> 00:22:52,240
honestly
494
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and as you look over at
495
00:22:52,240 –> 00:22:57,120
your family enjoying their bountiful
496
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feast of knees
497
00:22:57,120 –> 00:23:00,400
i need you to roll another wisdom-saving
498
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throw
499
00:23:00,400 –> 00:23:07,039
- as
500
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you look out out of the corner of your
501
00:23:07,039 –> 00:23:12,000
eye
502
00:23:08,720 –> 00:23:14,400
you see a creature you’ve never seen
503
00:23:12,000 –> 00:23:14,400
before
504
00:23:15,039 –> 00:23:21,120
this bizarre devil
505
00:23:18,080 –> 00:23:24,240
creature small
506
00:23:21,120 –> 00:23:28,960
and secluded to the shadows
507
00:23:24,240 –> 00:23:33,840
save for its glowing yellow eyes
508
00:23:28,960 –> 00:23:33,840
and malicious smile
509
00:23:34,559 –> 00:23:42,080
and as it raises its hands
510
00:23:38,559 –> 00:23:45,279
flames erupt from them
511
00:23:42,080 –> 00:23:48,640
as everything is engulfed
512
00:23:45,279 –> 00:23:52,559
in flames the only thing you see
513
00:23:48,640 –> 00:23:56,080
of the creature is that sick
514
00:23:52,559 –> 00:23:56,080
twisted smile
515
00:23:57,600 –> 00:24:01,600
safe yay
516
00:24:01,679 –> 00:24:08,720
you find yourself
517
00:24:05,440 –> 00:24:13,520
sitting in a large
518
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audience in the middle
519
00:24:13,520 –> 00:24:19,919
of a circus tent you were
520
00:24:17,039 –> 00:24:20,799
brought here by a friend and you’ve
521
00:24:19,919 –> 00:24:22,640
largely been
522
00:24:20,799 –> 00:24:25,440
enjoying the show despite your
523
00:24:22,640 –> 00:24:28,880
reluctance to admit it
524
00:24:25,440 –> 00:24:30,240
you’ve seen trapeze artists do amazing
525
00:24:28,880 –> 00:24:33,039
acrobatics
526
00:24:30,240 –> 00:24:34,159
clowns attempt to be funny but their
527
00:24:33,039 –> 00:24:35,919
awkwardness is
528
00:24:34,159 –> 00:24:37,919
the only real endearing thing about them
529
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if you can call it that
530
00:24:37,919 –> 00:24:41,600
and an amazing spectacle of animals the
531
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likes of which
532
00:24:41,600 –> 00:24:47,279
you’ve never seen before
533
00:24:44,640 –> 00:24:50,000
it honestly is one of the better days
534
00:24:47,279 –> 00:24:53,039
you’ve ever had
535
00:24:50,000 –> 00:24:55,600
then the ringleader comes out says
536
00:24:53,039 –> 00:24:56,720
thank you all so so much for coming it
537
00:24:55,600 –> 00:25:00,159
has been truly an
538
00:24:56,720 –> 00:25:04,720
honor to perform for you all and now
539
00:25:00,159 –> 00:25:07,600
it is time at last for our grand finale
540
00:25:04,720 –> 00:25:08,640
and as he puts on this showboating
541
00:25:07,600 –> 00:25:12,159
display
542
00:25:08,640 –> 00:25:13,760
for a brief instance his eyes meet with
543
00:25:12,159 –> 00:25:17,840
yours
544
00:25:13,760 –> 00:25:21,200
and as this happens i need you to roll
545
00:25:17,840 –> 00:25:24,880
one final wisdom save
546
00:25:21,200 –> 00:25:30,159
- as you’re watching
547
00:25:24,880 –> 00:25:33,919
this man it starts to seem
548
00:25:30,159 –> 00:25:33,919
eerily familiar
549
00:25:34,559 –> 00:25:39,520
his jolly appearance seems to morph
550
00:25:37,360 –> 00:25:43,840
before your eyes
551
00:25:39,520 –> 00:25:43,840
into something more sinister looking
552
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like what one might see out of some sick
553
00:25:47,760 –> 00:25:54,480
carny the ringleader speaks up
554
00:25:51,360 –> 00:25:58,000
and says for my
555
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final trick i’m going to need
556
00:25:58,000 –> 00:26:03,919
a volunteer
557
00:26:01,039 –> 00:26:06,240
the man who brought you here raises his
558
00:26:03,919 –> 00:26:10,480
hand
559
00:26:06,240 –> 00:26:14,320
and it is only now that you remember
560
00:26:10,480 –> 00:26:18,000
who this man even is how could you
561
00:26:14,320 –> 00:26:19,440
possibly forgotten it varus has been
562
00:26:18,000 –> 00:26:23,520
with you for so long
563
00:26:19,440 –> 00:26:27,600
but for some reason you just
564
00:26:23,520 –> 00:26:30,880
couldn’t varys speaks up and says
565
00:26:27,600 –> 00:26:32,559
i i’d like to volunteer if possible
566
00:26:30,880 –> 00:26:33,919
excellent i always love a willing
567
00:26:32,559 –> 00:26:36,960
volunteer please
568
00:26:33,919 –> 00:26:38,240
come on down she’s just kind of like
569
00:26:36,960 –> 00:26:40,799
reaching for him like no
570
00:26:38,240 –> 00:26:42,000
no no don’t don’t don’t [ __ ] leave me
571
00:26:40,799 –> 00:26:44,240
where are you going
572
00:26:42,000 –> 00:26:46,000
don’t worry don’t worry i’ll be fine
573
00:26:44,240 –> 00:26:49,679
just part of the show
574
00:26:46,000 –> 00:26:50,559
bar please i i’m not comfortable with
575
00:26:49,679 –> 00:26:52,960
this
576
00:26:50,559 –> 00:26:53,600
something’s not right he puts a hand on
577
00:26:52,960 –> 00:26:56,799
your shoulder
578
00:26:53,600 –> 00:26:59,600
and says don’t worry kid i’m not stupid
579
00:26:56,799 –> 00:27:00,240
i wouldn’t do anything that dangerous
580
00:26:59,600 –> 00:27:02,559
and
581
00:27:00,240 –> 00:27:03,679
you know that’s always something he says
582
00:27:02,559 –> 00:27:06,000
when he’s about to do something
583
00:27:03,679 –> 00:27:08,799
immeasurably stupid
584
00:27:06,000 –> 00:27:09,520
but it also usually calms you down
585
00:27:08,799 –> 00:27:14,240
because
586
00:27:09,520 –> 00:27:17,600
he always comes back so he walks down
587
00:27:14,240 –> 00:27:19,919
towards the ring leader who says
588
00:27:17,600 –> 00:27:23,279
for my final trick i shall be granting
589
00:27:19,919 –> 00:27:25,919
you any one wish of your desire
590
00:27:23,279 –> 00:27:26,399
so tell me friend what is it that you
591
00:27:25,919 –> 00:27:29,679
want
592
00:27:26,399 –> 00:27:33,360
most in this world
593
00:27:29,679 –> 00:27:34,399
and varus looks over to you in the
594
00:27:33,360 –> 00:27:37,840
audience
595
00:27:34,399 –> 00:27:38,880
and says there’s actually a friend i
596
00:27:37,840 –> 00:27:40,640
have
597
00:27:38,880 –> 00:27:41,919
they’re a little bit of a sullen type
598
00:27:40,640 –> 00:27:43,440
i’ve er
599
00:27:41,919 –> 00:27:45,279
i brought him here hoping i could get a
600
00:27:43,440 –> 00:27:48,799
smile out of them i haven’t
601
00:27:45,279 –> 00:27:49,520
quite gotten that yet i was hoping you
602
00:27:48,799 –> 00:27:54,159
could
603
00:27:49,520 –> 00:27:56,480
make that happen ah such a humble wish
604
00:27:54,159 –> 00:27:58,159
i would love nothing more than to put a
605
00:27:56,480 –> 00:28:01,520
smile on a child’s
606
00:27:58,159 –> 00:28:04,559
face why don’t you come on down as well
607
00:28:01,520 –> 00:28:06,720
a spotlight shines on you and varus
608
00:28:04,559 –> 00:28:09,760
motions for you to come down
609
00:28:06,720 –> 00:28:13,200
his eyes tell you to trust him
610
00:28:09,760 –> 00:28:16,720
you’re reluctant at first but you do
611
00:28:13,200 –> 00:28:18,880
come down regardless of how you feel
612
00:28:16,720 –> 00:28:21,919
about it you trust varus
613
00:28:18,880 –> 00:28:25,360
he wouldn’t lead you wrong
614
00:28:21,919 –> 00:28:28,240
as you go down the ring leader says
615
00:28:25,360 –> 00:28:30,399
now for this wish to work i’m going to
616
00:28:28,240 –> 00:28:33,919
need you both to hold hands
617
00:28:30,399 –> 00:28:36,480
and look at each other only your
618
00:28:33,919 –> 00:28:38,480
happiness can transfer to her and make
619
00:28:36,480 –> 00:28:41,279
her smile as you so
620
00:28:38,480 –> 00:28:41,279
desire
621
00:28:41,520 –> 00:28:48,880
you both do this and he says now
622
00:28:45,120 –> 00:28:51,919
repeat after me i wish i may
623
00:28:48,880 –> 00:28:56,559
i wish i might i
624
00:28:51,919 –> 00:29:01,039
i i wish i may i wish i might
625
00:28:56,559 –> 00:29:01,039
have my one wish granted tonight
626
00:29:01,919 –> 00:29:09,600
one wish granted tonight
627
00:29:05,360 –> 00:29:12,640
and so i say
628
00:29:09,600 –> 00:29:15,840
with stars a light
629
00:29:12,640 –> 00:29:19,120
and so i say i say
630
00:29:15,840 –> 00:29:20,720
what the star is the light my wish be
631
00:29:19,120 –> 00:29:25,360
granted
632
00:29:20,720 –> 00:29:28,559
and i give my life this
633
00:29:25,360 –> 00:29:31,840
wait and a sword
634
00:29:28,559 –> 00:29:35,840
plunges through varus’s chest
635
00:29:31,840 –> 00:29:37,840
no his blood splatters on your face
636
00:29:35,840 –> 00:29:39,360
dude safe screams i mean [ __ ] bloody
637
00:29:37,840 –> 00:29:42,960
murder i mean this
638
00:29:39,360 –> 00:29:42,960
she’s devastated
639
00:29:45,120 –> 00:29:52,000
i always love it when people are so
640
00:29:48,320 –> 00:29:52,880
selfless you have paid your price my
641
00:29:52,000 –> 00:29:56,640
friend and now
642
00:29:52,880 –> 00:29:59,679
i shall uphold my end of the bargain
643
00:29:56,640 –> 00:30:03,200
he pulls the sword out as varus lifeless
644
00:29:59,679 –> 00:30:05,200
body plummets to the floor and before
645
00:30:03,200 –> 00:30:08,399
you could even move
646
00:30:05,200 –> 00:30:09,279
this man’s hand is pressed against your
647
00:30:08,399 –> 00:30:12,000
mouth
648
00:30:09,279 –> 00:30:13,840
the blood that splattered on smearing
649
00:30:12,000 –> 00:30:16,000
against it
650
00:30:13,840 –> 00:30:17,520
i believe i promise to put a smile on
651
00:30:16,000 –> 00:30:23,840
your face
652
00:30:17,520 –> 00:30:23,840
and i’m a man of my word
653
00:30:24,240 –> 00:30:32,399
you feel immense pain as
654
00:30:27,840 –> 00:30:35,679
a dark magic begins to envelop you
655
00:30:32,399 –> 00:30:39,520
it is unbearable pain as you scream
656
00:30:35,679 –> 00:30:42,640
out muffled by this man’s hands
657
00:30:39,520 –> 00:30:44,640
and as he releases you and you begin to
658
00:30:42,640 –> 00:30:48,240
lose consciousness
659
00:30:44,640 –> 00:30:54,159
the last two sensations you feel
660
00:30:48,240 –> 00:30:56,960
are the sight of varus lifeless body
661
00:30:54,159 –> 00:30:58,000
end of the feeling of your cheeks
662
00:30:56,960 –> 00:31:00,720
stretching
663
00:30:58,000 –> 00:31:00,720
outward
664
00:31:03,360 –> 00:31:08,080
someone might assume this would have
665
00:31:04,720 –> 00:31:11,279
normally been the end of say story but
666
00:31:08,080 –> 00:31:11,279
we know that’s not the case
667
00:31:11,519 –> 00:31:17,200
years later after traveling with niltak
668
00:31:15,279 –> 00:31:18,799
spending some time with criselda and
669
00:31:17,200 –> 00:31:20,720
leif
670
00:31:18,799 –> 00:31:22,799
you eventually found yourself in the
671
00:31:20,720 –> 00:31:26,000
city of nightwatch
672
00:31:22,799 –> 00:31:29,919
under the temporary employ
673
00:31:26,000 –> 00:31:32,480
of a vampire at the bounty hunting guild
674
00:31:29,919 –> 00:31:33,679
he had called you in because he had an
675
00:31:32,480 –> 00:31:37,360
interesting offer
676
00:31:33,679 –> 00:31:40,240
for you as you enter
677
00:31:37,360 –> 00:31:40,880
lauschen’s office he greets you with the
678
00:31:40,240 –> 00:31:45,120
same
679
00:31:40,880 –> 00:31:48,159
koi smile that he always does
680
00:31:45,120 –> 00:31:53,200
saith my dear it is always so
681
00:31:48,159 –> 00:31:56,559
good to see your wondrous smiling face
682
00:31:53,200 –> 00:31:59,360
do you have to point it out every time
683
00:31:56,559 –> 00:32:01,279
i don’t see any harm and not besides i
684
00:31:59,360 –> 00:32:01,840
have a proposal for you i think you
685
00:32:01,279 –> 00:32:04,960
might be
686
00:32:01,840 –> 00:32:06,559
interested in all right
687
00:32:04,960 –> 00:32:09,519
what do you what do you have for me this
688
00:32:06,559 –> 00:32:10,880
time not the usual sort of job this is
689
00:32:09,519 –> 00:32:14,159
more of a
690
00:32:10,880 –> 00:32:15,919
long-term assignment if you will
691
00:32:14,159 –> 00:32:17,919
tell me are you familiar with an
692
00:32:15,919 –> 00:32:21,840
organization known as
693
00:32:17,919 –> 00:32:23,360
damned yeah i’ve seen them around
694
00:32:21,840 –> 00:32:25,519
it’s impressive that you have they try
695
00:32:23,360 –> 00:32:26,880
not to make them note of themselves
696
00:32:25,519 –> 00:32:28,799
but that’s why i think you’ll be
697
00:32:26,880 –> 00:32:30,480
exceptional for this
698
00:32:28,799 –> 00:32:32,720
you see as you know i tend to operate in
699
00:32:30,480 –> 00:32:35,120
a bit of a gray area
700
00:32:32,720 –> 00:32:37,679
so i feel it might be beneficial for me
701
00:32:35,120 –> 00:32:42,080
to have someone
702
00:32:37,679 –> 00:32:46,000
in on the government if you understand
703
00:32:42,080 –> 00:32:47,360
okay i would like you to join this
704
00:32:46,000 –> 00:32:49,600
organization
705
00:32:47,360 –> 00:32:51,039
but of course not for free not for free
706
00:32:49,600 –> 00:32:52,880
that would be a horrible business
707
00:32:51,039 –> 00:32:56,480
proposition
708
00:32:52,880 –> 00:32:59,919
so here’s what i will offer you
709
00:32:56,480 –> 00:33:03,200
if you do this for me i will use
710
00:32:59,919 –> 00:33:08,000
all of my available resources
711
00:33:03,200 –> 00:33:11,360
to find this wayward circus of yours
712
00:33:08,000 –> 00:33:15,440
do we have a deal yes
713
00:33:11,360 –> 00:33:17,440
absolutely and as you sealed the deal
714
00:33:15,440 –> 00:33:19,600
with a handshake
715
00:33:17,440 –> 00:33:22,720
that was the moment that would change
716
00:33:19,600 –> 00:33:22,720
saints life
717
00:33:22,840 –> 00:33:25,840
forever
718
00:33:27,120 –> 00:33:35,360
arlo you find yourself
719
00:33:31,279 –> 00:33:38,399
at the bar in a tavern
720
00:33:35,360 –> 00:33:41,519
you’re holding your drink
721
00:33:38,399 –> 00:33:45,600
and just wondering
722
00:33:41,519 –> 00:33:48,720
what’s gonna happen to you now i mean
723
00:33:45,600 –> 00:33:53,519
you completed your mission so
724
00:33:48,720 –> 00:33:56,559
why would anything be wrong but
725
00:33:53,519 –> 00:33:59,679
mother is pretty adamant on this
726
00:33:56,559 –> 00:34:02,880
as you’re nursing your drink
727
00:33:59,679 –> 00:34:06,080
trying to sort through your thoughts you
728
00:34:02,880 –> 00:34:09,119
feel a hand on your shoulder
729
00:34:06,080 –> 00:34:13,359
you look over and you see a familiar
730
00:34:09,119 –> 00:34:17,520
red dragonborn hello my son
731
00:34:13,359 –> 00:34:21,520
what seems to be troubling you i
732
00:34:17,520 –> 00:34:25,440
i’m not sure something just feels
733
00:34:21,520 –> 00:34:25,440
wrong but
734
00:34:25,599 –> 00:34:32,240
what am i supposed to do from here
735
00:34:29,359 –> 00:34:33,599
i wish i had the answer for you your
736
00:34:32,240 –> 00:34:36,960
mother is acting
737
00:34:33,599 –> 00:34:38,399
strange the mission could have gone
738
00:34:36,960 –> 00:34:42,159
better but
739
00:34:38,399 –> 00:34:43,599
she took it very personally i’m sure we
740
00:34:42,159 –> 00:34:46,079
will be able to figure something out
741
00:34:43,599 –> 00:34:49,599
just just let me talk to her
742
00:34:46,079 –> 00:34:52,720
yeah i mean you’re always good at that i
743
00:34:49,599 –> 00:34:55,119
i’ve never really known how she can be
744
00:34:52,720 –> 00:34:57,760
an intimidating woman but
745
00:34:55,119 –> 00:34:58,320
it is just a front that she puts up deep
746
00:34:57,760 –> 00:35:00,960
down
747
00:34:58,320 –> 00:35:03,040
she truly does care she wouldn’t have
748
00:35:00,960 –> 00:35:05,839
done this if she didn’t
749
00:35:03,040 –> 00:35:07,359
i don’t have to take your word for it
750
00:35:05,839 –> 00:35:10,560
she never wants to listen to anything i
751
00:35:07,359 –> 00:35:12,400
say he
752
00:35:10,560 –> 00:35:15,359
sort of shakes you from the shoulder and
753
00:35:12,400 –> 00:35:19,359
says do not worry
754
00:35:15,359 –> 00:35:22,960
have i ever let you down before nah
755
00:35:19,359 –> 00:35:27,119
you’ve always been there exactly
756
00:35:22,960 –> 00:35:29,520
i won’t let you down now just trust me
757
00:35:27,119 –> 00:35:30,800
and as your father holds up a glass to
758
00:35:29,520 –> 00:35:32,400
toast
759
00:35:30,800 –> 00:35:33,839
i need you to roll your final
760
00:35:32,400 –> 00:35:37,599
wisdom-saving throw
761
00:35:33,839 –> 00:35:39,920
you’re a bad person jordan i know
762
00:35:37,599 –> 00:35:40,800
you have problems you have problems in
763
00:35:39,920 –> 00:35:45,839
your internal
764
00:35:40,800 –> 00:35:45,839
parts roll it
765
00:35:46,000 –> 00:35:50,480
it’s a [ __ ] 19 on the die so eat my
766
00:35:48,160 –> 00:35:53,839
ass
767
00:35:50,480 –> 00:35:53,839
i didn’t say i wanted you to fail
768
00:35:54,960 –> 00:36:01,920
you lift your glass to meet with jacobs
769
00:35:58,800 –> 00:36:05,440
and just before you meet you stop
770
00:36:01,920 –> 00:36:05,760
and you realize why your mother was the
771
00:36:05,440 –> 00:36:09,040
way
772
00:36:05,760 –> 00:36:12,240
she was you look
773
00:36:09,040 –> 00:36:18,000
at your father and realize
774
00:36:12,240 –> 00:36:21,680
you’re not here this isn’t what happened
775
00:36:18,000 –> 00:36:25,440
you died
776
00:36:21,680 –> 00:36:29,760
on that mission that was
777
00:36:25,440 –> 00:36:33,119
why komodra was like that
778
00:36:29,760 –> 00:36:35,920
because she had lost him and didn’t want
779
00:36:33,119 –> 00:36:39,760
to lose you too
780
00:36:35,920 –> 00:36:43,920
suddenly the figure next to you
781
00:36:39,760 –> 00:36:47,200
and you are now singing next to snapdra
782
00:36:43,920 –> 00:36:50,640
as she attempts to console you on both
783
00:36:47,200 –> 00:36:55,040
the loss of your father as well
784
00:36:50,640 –> 00:36:57,920
as your military status
785
00:36:55,040 –> 00:37:00,000
she just like what you would remember
786
00:36:57,920 –> 00:37:01,760
had just promised to be able to help you
787
00:37:00,000 –> 00:37:04,560
but
788
00:37:01,760 –> 00:37:09,760
you knew that wasn’t gonna happen not
789
00:37:04,560 –> 00:37:12,960
after a loss that devastating
790
00:37:09,760 –> 00:37:17,920
snapchat stares into her drink
791
00:37:12,960 –> 00:37:17,920
and says look i
792
00:37:18,480 –> 00:37:23,520
i can’t promise you i’ll be able to talk
793
00:37:20,240 –> 00:37:26,960
any sense into her
794
00:37:23,520 –> 00:37:29,280
i wish i had an answer for you on
795
00:37:26,960 –> 00:37:31,520
what it is you should do from here but i
796
00:37:29,280 –> 00:37:31,520
just
797
00:37:32,720 –> 00:37:36,880
she’s got powerful reach here her
798
00:37:34,839 –> 00:37:38,800
influences
799
00:37:36,880 –> 00:37:41,119
unlike most because of her
800
00:37:38,800 –> 00:37:44,400
accomplishments so
801
00:37:41,119 –> 00:37:46,800
it’ll be tricky but
802
00:37:44,400 –> 00:37:47,520
i promise you with this this is not the
803
00:37:46,800 –> 00:37:52,240
end for you
804
00:37:47,520 –> 00:37:55,839
all right it’s
805
00:37:52,240 –> 00:37:55,839
i’ll figure out something but this
806
00:37:56,160 –> 00:38:00,880
it’s what she said and so that’s what we
807
00:37:58,160 –> 00:38:04,960
have to do and it’s
808
00:38:00,880 –> 00:38:08,480
this is my fault anyway it is not
809
00:38:04,960 –> 00:38:09,200
your fault all right arlo like pounds
810
00:38:08,480 –> 00:38:12,720
his fist
811
00:38:09,200 –> 00:38:16,079
on the bar it is
812
00:38:12,720 –> 00:38:17,520
it it is you weren’t
813
00:38:16,079 –> 00:38:20,079
you weren’t there you don’t know what
814
00:38:17,520 –> 00:38:23,520
happened i i knew
815
00:38:20,079 –> 00:38:27,200
i knew i should have gone back i knew
816
00:38:23,520 –> 00:38:32,240
that regardless of what orders were that
817
00:38:27,200 –> 00:38:36,160
he should have had more help and he
818
00:38:32,240 –> 00:38:39,599
i know what kind of man my father is i
819
00:38:36,160 –> 00:38:41,920
i know that he would give his life
820
00:38:39,599 –> 00:38:43,040
for others i knew that about him and i
821
00:38:41,920 –> 00:38:44,880
knew
822
00:38:43,040 –> 00:38:46,400
the direness of the situation they could
823
00:38:44,880 –> 00:38:48,880
have been walking into
824
00:38:46,400 –> 00:38:49,839
and i just chose to do what i was told
825
00:38:48,880 –> 00:38:54,079
like i
826
00:38:49,839 –> 00:38:57,359
like i always do it is my
827
00:38:54,079 –> 00:39:01,119
fault and i have to do
828
00:38:57,359 –> 00:39:04,240
something to make this mean
829
00:39:01,119 –> 00:39:07,440
something snatch looks at you
830
00:39:04,240 –> 00:39:11,040
searching for the words to say but
831
00:39:07,440 –> 00:39:12,839
comes up short she looks down into her
832
00:39:11,040 –> 00:39:15,680
drink
833
00:39:12,839 –> 00:39:17,839
and has a sudden
834
00:39:15,680 –> 00:39:19,440
sweep of inspiration come across her
835
00:39:17,839 –> 00:39:23,119
face
836
00:39:19,440 –> 00:39:25,200
you yourself are too downtrodden to
837
00:39:23,119 –> 00:39:29,040
notice this
838
00:39:25,200 –> 00:39:30,720
but then snapdra begins to speak again
839
00:39:29,040 –> 00:39:32,160
well it’s definitely not going to be
840
00:39:30,720 –> 00:39:34,320
easy i mean
841
00:39:32,160 –> 00:39:35,920
the influence that your mother has you’d
842
00:39:34,320 –> 00:39:38,400
pretty much have to operate
843
00:39:35,920 –> 00:39:39,760
outside of the empire i mean the most
844
00:39:38,400 –> 00:39:42,960
you could do here be like
845
00:39:39,760 –> 00:39:44,560
i don’t know setting up small clinic in
846
00:39:42,960 –> 00:39:47,280
some remote area
847
00:39:44,560 –> 00:39:48,720
where she would probably never go to she
848
00:39:47,280 –> 00:39:49,920
know you’d be safe and probably wouldn’t
849
00:39:48,720 –> 00:39:51,839
look into it that much but
850
00:39:49,920 –> 00:39:53,200
as far as making a real change i mean
851
00:39:51,839 –> 00:39:55,200
you have to go somewhere where she
852
00:39:53,200 –> 00:39:58,800
doesn’t have that kind of influence like
853
00:39:55,200 –> 00:40:01,839
i don’t know damned or something hmm
854
00:39:58,800 –> 00:40:03,440
damned oh no forget i said that you
855
00:40:01,839 –> 00:40:04,000
wouldn’t like them they’re real boring
856
00:40:03,440 –> 00:40:05,359
they just
857
00:40:04,000 –> 00:40:07,839
they just do that thing where like they
858
00:40:05,359 –> 00:40:10,720
go and make sure bad things don’t happen
859
00:40:07,839 –> 00:40:12,800
you know real preventative stuff it’d be
860
00:40:10,720 –> 00:40:17,520
boring for you you wouldn’t like it
861
00:40:12,800 –> 00:40:19,920
hmm but maybe i would like it
862
00:40:17,520 –> 00:40:21,359
nah nah trust me you’d be better off
863
00:40:19,920 –> 00:40:24,960
just doing that clinic thing
864
00:40:21,359 –> 00:40:27,520
trust me on that and as she takes a sip
865
00:40:24,960 –> 00:40:28,160
of her drink while side eyeing an ro
866
00:40:27,520 –> 00:40:31,359
aegon
867
00:40:28,160 –> 00:40:35,200
in the midst of plotting arlo is so
868
00:40:31,359 –> 00:40:39,119
smart and so stupid all at the same time
869
00:40:35,200 –> 00:40:41,359
you’re welcome arlo himself had resolved
870
00:40:39,119 –> 00:40:46,160
within himself
871
00:40:41,359 –> 00:40:46,160
to take maggers into his own hands
872
00:40:47,839 –> 00:40:56,319
wintera you
873
00:40:50,880 –> 00:40:56,319
are walking through your forest
874
00:40:56,400 –> 00:41:03,839
and next to you is
875
00:41:00,400 –> 00:41:05,860
bookworm you decided to
876
00:41:03,839 –> 00:41:07,119
bring her over and show her
877
00:41:05,860 –> 00:41:10,240
[Music]
878
00:41:07,119 –> 00:41:10,960
what your forest is like you guys have
879
00:41:10,240 –> 00:41:15,440
been
880
00:41:10,960 –> 00:41:19,200
very close ever since um
881
00:41:15,440 –> 00:41:21,760
where did you meet her oh well
882
00:41:19,200 –> 00:41:23,359
probably not important you just know
883
00:41:21,760 –> 00:41:26,880
that you
884
00:41:23,359 –> 00:41:30,880
enjoy getting to spend time with her
885
00:41:26,880 –> 00:41:35,200
you feel a breeze
886
00:41:30,880 –> 00:41:38,640
brush past you and you hear
887
00:41:35,200 –> 00:41:41,839
you have a really beautiful forest
888
00:41:38,640 –> 00:41:43,280
it reminds me a lot of mine
889
00:41:41,839 –> 00:41:45,359
we’ll have to visit your forest sometime
890
00:41:43,280 –> 00:41:48,000
and you can show me around
891
00:41:45,359 –> 00:41:49,440
i’d like that it’s actually just to the
892
00:41:48,000 –> 00:41:52,640
south of here
893
00:41:49,440 –> 00:41:55,680
it’s a lot bigger like
894
00:41:52,640 –> 00:41:59,440
the trees are all bigger the animals
895
00:41:55,680 –> 00:42:02,560
everything is just bigger
896
00:41:59,440 –> 00:42:05,839
that’s okay i don’t i don’t mind
897
00:42:02,560 –> 00:42:08,319
that’s good i i really enjoy getting to
898
00:42:05,839 –> 00:42:11,760
spend time with you like this
899
00:42:08,319 –> 00:42:13,359
me too i i don’t think i’ve ever felt
900
00:42:11,760 –> 00:42:15,040
this close with anyone outside my family
901
00:42:13,359 –> 00:42:17,839
before
902
00:42:15,040 –> 00:42:17,839
me neither
903
00:42:18,160 –> 00:42:25,359
and as you two have this exchange
904
00:42:21,680 –> 00:42:28,880
i now need you to roll your final
905
00:42:25,359 –> 00:42:32,480
wisdom-saving throw okay
906
00:42:28,880 –> 00:42:38,079
good that was so good for all 26.
907
00:42:32,480 –> 00:42:42,000
as you have this conversation with her
908
00:42:38,079 –> 00:42:45,680
you suddenly remember
909
00:42:42,000 –> 00:42:49,200
you didn’t bring her to your forest
910
00:42:45,680 –> 00:42:52,560
like this you met her
911
00:42:49,200 –> 00:42:56,839
at damned
912
00:42:52,560 –> 00:43:00,720
when you went there after oliver’s
913
00:42:56,839 –> 00:43:05,920
death you remember
914
00:43:00,720 –> 00:43:10,000
meeting her spending some time and then
915
00:43:05,920 –> 00:43:14,160
just before you guys came out here to
916
00:43:10,000 –> 00:43:18,560
help her she
917
00:43:14,160 –> 00:43:18,560
drags you into a room while invisible
918
00:43:18,880 –> 00:43:24,240
and for some reason
919
00:43:24,800 –> 00:43:32,880
that one detail lingers
920
00:43:28,480 –> 00:43:37,760
with you her ability to turn
921
00:43:32,880 –> 00:43:41,040
invisible and all the times
922
00:43:37,760 –> 00:43:44,079
you weren’t with her
923
00:43:41,040 –> 00:43:46,640
and suddenly another thought enters your
924
00:43:44,079 –> 00:43:46,640
mind
925
00:43:47,119 –> 00:43:50,800
has she been watching me
926
00:43:53,599 –> 00:44:00,400
suddenly all three of you are enveloped
927
00:43:56,880 –> 00:44:04,079
in a green light as you are all
928
00:44:00,400 –> 00:44:07,359
brought back to the main room
929
00:44:04,079 –> 00:44:08,240
where you all started the gaps in your
930
00:44:07,359 –> 00:44:11,599
memories
931
00:44:08,240 –> 00:44:13,119
refill as you guys realize just after
932
00:44:11,599 –> 00:44:14,400
safe had fallen unconscious in the
933
00:44:13,119 –> 00:44:17,440
previous trial
934
00:44:14,400 –> 00:44:18,319
you were all immediately teleported into
935
00:44:17,440 –> 00:44:21,599
the next
936
00:44:18,319 –> 00:44:26,160
trial which you have all
937
00:44:21,599 –> 00:44:30,000
cleared you are surrounded once again
938
00:44:26,160 –> 00:44:33,599
by the fae lords as they all give you
939
00:44:30,000 –> 00:44:36,040
a approving golf clap applause
940
00:44:33,599 –> 00:44:37,280
to tanya approaches you all and says
941
00:44:36,040 –> 00:44:40,319
congratulations
942
00:44:37,280 –> 00:44:43,119
you have all passed the trials of
943
00:44:40,319 –> 00:44:43,119
the fae
944
00:44:43,680 –> 00:44:47,839
with that we would like to especially
945
00:44:46,400 –> 00:44:51,040
congratulate
946
00:44:47,839 –> 00:44:56,480
those of you who received the blessing
947
00:44:51,040 –> 00:44:59,119
during your trials congratulations
948
00:44:56,480 –> 00:44:59,119
arlo
949
00:44:59,760 –> 00:45:04,240
arlo is visibly shaken from
950
00:45:03,119 –> 00:45:06,640
everything that happened during the
951
00:45:04,240 –> 00:45:08,720
memories
952
00:45:06,640 –> 00:45:11,200
like it should be impossible for him to
953
00:45:08,720 –> 00:45:14,240
look pale but he does look like pale
954
00:45:11,200 –> 00:45:18,319
wintera as you hear
955
00:45:14,240 –> 00:45:22,240
that declaration and realize
956
00:45:18,319 –> 00:45:25,599
that because of the long pause only
957
00:45:22,240 –> 00:45:27,280
arlo got it you begin to wonder to
958
00:45:25,599 –> 00:45:30,640
yourself
959
00:45:27,280 –> 00:45:34,079
wait why did only he get it
960
00:45:30,640 –> 00:45:36,319
i’m the one who made the deal i should
961
00:45:34,079 –> 00:45:38,400
have the closest ties to the faye why
962
00:45:36,319 –> 00:45:41,680
would
963
00:45:38,400 –> 00:45:41,680
why would only happen
964
00:45:43,680 –> 00:45:48,720
but you soon brushed that thought off as
965
00:45:46,800 –> 00:45:51,760
titania comes up to you and
966
00:45:48,720 –> 00:45:54,480
to all of you and says
967
00:45:51,760 –> 00:45:55,200
so now that you have received the
968
00:45:54,480 –> 00:45:58,240
blessing
969
00:45:55,200 –> 00:46:01,359
you will be able to locate our lost
970
00:45:58,240 –> 00:46:02,480
shepherd we assume somewhere in the
971
00:46:01,359 –> 00:46:04,400
material plane
972
00:46:02,480 –> 00:46:05,920
as that would be the most logical place
973
00:46:04,400 –> 00:46:07,760
for them to be
974
00:46:05,920 –> 00:46:09,920
it is not a terribly urgent matter so
975
00:46:07,760 –> 00:46:10,800
you may take your time here if you would
976
00:46:09,920 –> 00:46:12,800
all like
977
00:46:10,800 –> 00:46:14,640
however once you return we would
978
00:46:12,800 –> 00:46:17,520
encourage you to begin your search
979
00:46:14,640 –> 00:46:17,520
post haste
980
00:46:18,560 –> 00:46:22,720
okay what else can you tell us about
981
00:46:20,720 –> 00:46:23,359
this this missing person you keep
982
00:46:22,720 –> 00:46:26,400
calling them
983
00:46:23,359 –> 00:46:28,960
your your lost shepherd what why
984
00:46:26,400 –> 00:46:30,640
where where is this word coming from
985
00:46:28,960 –> 00:46:32,800
well
986
00:46:30,640 –> 00:46:35,280
truth be told that’s just what we
987
00:46:32,800 –> 00:46:38,560
remember about them
988
00:46:35,280 –> 00:46:39,119
they we knew that they were our shepherd
989
00:46:38,560 –> 00:46:42,560
but
990
00:46:39,119 –> 00:46:44,960
beyond that we remember nothing
991
00:46:42,560 –> 00:46:47,839
which is why we know they are lost even
992
00:46:44,960 –> 00:46:47,839
to our memories
993
00:46:50,880 –> 00:46:55,200
when tara looks around very frantically
994
00:46:53,040 –> 00:46:58,240
and she’s looking for her grandmother
995
00:46:55,200 –> 00:47:00,720
or for her grandmother and oliver
996
00:46:58,240 –> 00:47:02,960
analo and oliver are both there over to
997
00:47:00,720 –> 00:47:05,119
the side ottalo was kind of like
998
00:47:02,960 –> 00:47:06,400
keeping oliver restrained who was trying
999
00:47:05,119 –> 00:47:08,319
to like
1000
00:47:06,400 –> 00:47:09,680
run up to you guys but she also
1001
00:47:08,319 –> 00:47:11,040
recognized that this is kind of an
1002
00:47:09,680 –> 00:47:13,280
important ceremony and just trying to
1003
00:47:11,040 –> 00:47:14,560
like hold him back a little bit
1004
00:47:13,280 –> 00:47:16,160
imagine she’s like holding him like
1005
00:47:14,560 –> 00:47:19,839
underneath his arms and his like legs
1006
00:47:16,160 –> 00:47:19,839
are just like running like cartoon style
1007
00:47:20,240 –> 00:47:24,559
like when you put a dog over a pool of
1008
00:47:22,160 –> 00:47:24,559
water
1009
00:47:27,359 –> 00:47:31,119
but yes you can see that they are in
1010
00:47:28,800 –> 00:47:32,640
fact fine okay
1011
00:47:31,119 –> 00:47:34,319
she’s gonna go she’s gonna say words to
1012
00:47:32,640 –> 00:47:34,800
them in a minute but she turns back over
1013
00:47:34,319 –> 00:47:37,280
to the
1014
00:47:34,800 –> 00:47:38,480
lords and ladies and she says so you
1015
00:47:37,280 –> 00:47:40,160
don’t remember anything about this
1016
00:47:38,480 –> 00:47:41,920
person you just remember they are called
1017
00:47:40,160 –> 00:47:43,440
a shepherd you don’t know why they are
1018
00:47:41,920 –> 00:47:44,559
called a shepherd they could be anywhere
1019
00:47:43,440 –> 00:47:46,480
on the material plane
1020
00:47:44,559 –> 00:47:48,880
we need to find them in some immediate
1021
00:47:46,480 –> 00:47:50,960
fashion and
1022
00:47:48,880 –> 00:47:53,359
we have no general time frame other than
1023
00:47:50,960 –> 00:47:56,640
hopefully soon
1024
00:47:53,359 –> 00:48:00,079
yes couldn’t have said it better myself
1025
00:47:56,640 –> 00:48:02,400
i’d like to leave the feywild now
1026
00:48:00,079 –> 00:48:04,319
are you still unconscious no you’re all
1027
00:48:02,400 –> 00:48:06,640
awake okay
1028
00:48:04,319 –> 00:48:09,520
the safe pop up from the floor and the
1029
00:48:06,640 –> 00:48:11,280
first thing she said is i would like
1030
00:48:09,520 –> 00:48:12,640
like her hair is all messed up like one
1031
00:48:11,280 –> 00:48:15,920
eye is half closed
1032
00:48:12,640 –> 00:48:19,680
i don’t like to leave the wild now
1033
00:48:15,920 –> 00:48:24,400
is modi around like is modi there
1034
00:48:19,680 –> 00:48:28,000
he’s on your shoulder grinning at you
1035
00:48:24,400 –> 00:48:28,000
something something cheshire cat
1036
00:48:30,160 –> 00:48:37,599
okay well
1037
00:48:34,240 –> 00:48:38,960
we we have so many things that we have
1038
00:48:37,599 –> 00:48:39,680
to keep track of but she says that she’s
1039
00:48:38,960 –> 00:48:42,480
starting to
1040
00:48:39,680 –> 00:48:44,480
like look at arlo and safe and gives
1041
00:48:42,480 –> 00:48:46,640
modi the dirtiest look when tara has
1042
00:48:44,480 –> 00:48:50,000
ever given a creature in her entire life
1043
00:48:46,640 –> 00:48:51,760
before she walks over to go and scoops
1044
00:48:50,000 –> 00:48:52,400
up oliver and puts him on her back and
1045
00:48:51,760 –> 00:48:55,200
she’s like
1046
00:48:52,400 –> 00:48:55,599
looking at her grandmother and says do
1047
00:48:55,200 –> 00:48:57,280
you
1048
00:48:55,599 –> 00:48:58,880
know anything else since you’re not
1049
00:48:57,280 –> 00:49:01,680
initially from here
1050
00:48:58,880 –> 00:49:02,960
they haven’t really told me much this
1051
00:49:01,680 –> 00:49:06,240
only kind of became an
1052
00:49:02,960 –> 00:49:10,079
issue when they forgot and
1053
00:49:06,240 –> 00:49:11,520
i never met the shepherd it i
1054
00:49:10,079 –> 00:49:13,520
i just came over and they said they
1055
00:49:11,520 –> 00:49:15,599
would send someone else i never got to
1056
00:49:13,520 –> 00:49:19,839
meet the person
1057
00:49:15,599 –> 00:49:19,839
guys what if
1058
00:49:19,920 –> 00:49:25,520
what if their shepherd’s not lost
1059
00:49:22,960 –> 00:49:27,440
what do you what do you mean what if he
1060
00:49:25,520 –> 00:49:30,480
just changed
1061
00:49:27,440 –> 00:49:32,000
what if we know who it is say i
1062
00:49:30,480 –> 00:49:34,079
i can’t deal with riddles right now what
1063
00:49:32,000 –> 00:49:37,760
are you talking about
1064
00:49:34,079 –> 00:49:39,280
bookworm what what if their shepherd is
1065
00:49:37,760 –> 00:49:41,920
bookworm
1066
00:49:39,280 –> 00:49:42,720
bookworm’s in that room by the way so
1067
00:49:41,920 –> 00:49:47,119
she looks at you
1068
00:49:42,720 –> 00:49:49,680
very shocked as you say that not you
1069
00:49:47,119 –> 00:49:49,680
bookworm
1070
00:49:52,480 –> 00:50:00,240
she looks horrified as you say that
1071
00:49:56,079 –> 00:50:03,440
oh damn i think we know exactly
1072
00:50:00,240 –> 00:50:05,280
who the shepherd is oh excellent can you
1073
00:50:03,440 –> 00:50:08,319
bring them to us
1074
00:50:05,280 –> 00:50:10,480
we’re gonna need a minute and um the
1075
00:50:08,319 –> 00:50:11,359
location of your nearest liquor store or
1076
00:50:10,480 –> 00:50:15,359
wine cellar
1077
00:50:11,359 –> 00:50:18,559
for personal reasons please
1078
00:50:15,359 –> 00:50:19,520
we know you have whiskey don’t lie i do
1079
00:50:18,559 –> 00:50:21,760
not have enough
1080
00:50:19,520 –> 00:50:23,119
for what i require to treat this
1081
00:50:21,760 –> 00:50:24,880
internal wound
1082
00:50:23,119 –> 00:50:26,720
speaking of which safe is just like
1083
00:50:24,880 –> 00:50:28,880
[ __ ] give me give me something
1084
00:50:26,720 –> 00:50:30,079
give me something harlow is full
1085
00:50:28,880 –> 00:50:32,319
swatting your hands away like these are
1086
00:50:30,079 –> 00:50:32,319
mine
1087
00:50:33,599 –> 00:50:37,440
sharing time is over i don’t have time
1088
00:50:35,760 –> 00:50:38,160
for either of you right now i can’t
1089
00:50:37,440 –> 00:50:39,920
handle
1090
00:50:38,160 –> 00:50:41,359
any of you and she looks at her
1091
00:50:39,920 –> 00:50:43,839
grandmother and is also giving her
1092
00:50:41,359 –> 00:50:46,880
another dirty look and she’s just like
1093
00:50:43,839 –> 00:50:49,119
the river of time is never constant and
1094
00:50:46,880 –> 00:50:50,000
you need to speak with my mother sooner
1095
00:50:49,119 –> 00:50:52,240
than later
1096
00:50:50,000 –> 00:50:53,680
before something happens that things
1097
00:50:52,240 –> 00:50:55,119
aren’t going to be able to change
1098
00:50:53,680 –> 00:50:57,040
especially with what’s going on right
1099
00:50:55,119 –> 00:51:00,160
now over in our plane we need to get
1100
00:50:57,040 –> 00:51:03,040
back and figure things out
1101
00:51:00,160 –> 00:51:04,079
okay i can open the portal immediately
1102
00:51:03,040 –> 00:51:08,400
that’s
1103
00:51:04,079 –> 00:51:11,680
all right and she
1104
00:51:08,400 –> 00:51:14,000
uh makes her way out of the
1105
00:51:11,680 –> 00:51:14,000
room
1106
00:51:18,240 –> 00:51:21,839
you all follow autoload to the center of
1107
00:51:20,880 –> 00:51:25,200
town where
1108
00:51:21,839 –> 00:51:29,359
there is a fountain the same one
1109
00:51:25,200 –> 00:51:32,720
that you all initially came out of
1110
00:51:29,359 –> 00:51:36,000
she places her hand on
1111
00:51:32,720 –> 00:51:39,119
the water’s surface and the portal opens
1112
00:51:36,000 –> 00:51:42,480
once more and says
1113
00:51:39,119 –> 00:51:43,520
i’m going to need to stay here for the
1114
00:51:42,480 –> 00:51:45,760
time being
1115
00:51:43,520 –> 00:51:46,880
i was only allowed to come over just to
1116
00:51:45,760 –> 00:51:51,200
get you um
1117
00:51:46,880 –> 00:51:54,400
so maybe next time
1118
00:51:51,200 –> 00:51:57,839
it’s i
1119
00:51:54,400 –> 00:52:00,800
faith is actually like tearing up
1120
00:51:57,839 –> 00:52:04,640
it’s something you guys have never seen
1121
00:52:00,800 –> 00:52:09,440
arlo puts a hand on your shoulder
1122
00:52:04,640 –> 00:52:13,040
although the time is right now
1123
00:52:09,440 –> 00:52:16,880
i don’t think you understand what your
1124
00:52:13,040 –> 00:52:20,400
family is going through they need you
1125
00:52:16,880 –> 00:52:24,000
ottalo more than ever
1126
00:52:20,400 –> 00:52:27,200
i i don’t know how i can explain to you
1127
00:52:24,000 –> 00:52:31,119
i i don’t understand
1128
00:52:27,200 –> 00:52:34,240
how a mother how a grandmother can
1129
00:52:31,119 –> 00:52:37,280
i have to go we we have to leave
1130
00:52:34,240 –> 00:52:41,040
i couldn’t have said it better safe arlo
1131
00:52:37,280 –> 00:52:44,640
looks and
1132
00:52:41,040 –> 00:52:46,880
says nothing as
1133
00:52:44,640 –> 00:52:49,040
she opens her mouth to speak but no
1134
00:52:46,880 –> 00:52:52,960
sound escapes
1135
00:52:49,040 –> 00:52:56,160
you all go through the portal
1136
00:52:52,960 –> 00:53:01,839
and return back to
1137
00:52:56,160 –> 00:53:01,839
the material plane
1138
00:53:03,520 –> 00:53:07,760
once you all are back in the material
1139
00:53:06,000 –> 00:53:09,520
plane proper
1140
00:53:07,760 –> 00:53:11,119
you all have a moment to gather
1141
00:53:09,520 –> 00:53:14,800
yourselves
1142
00:53:11,119 –> 00:53:15,760
and then arlo your speaking stone goes
1143
00:53:14,800 –> 00:53:20,559
off
1144
00:53:15,760 –> 00:53:23,599
uh arlo answers it hello hello
1145
00:53:20,559 –> 00:53:26,640
uh sorry uh dr aegon you’ve reached the
1146
00:53:23,599 –> 00:53:30,640
office of the good doctor arlo aegon
1147
00:53:26,640 –> 00:53:30,640
uh please leave a message after the beat
1148
00:53:30,960 –> 00:53:35,440
oh god i hate these things um hi this is
1149
00:53:33,040 –> 00:53:36,079
niavra uh niavra yelgen you called me
1150
00:53:35,440 –> 00:53:40,079
earlier
1151
00:53:36,079 –> 00:53:43,359
um i was just trying to return yeah yeah
1152
00:53:40,079 –> 00:53:44,240
it’s me i was doing a bit dude why would
1153
00:53:43,359 –> 00:53:48,160
the beep
1154
00:53:44,240 –> 00:53:51,440
sound exactly like my voice you know
1155
00:53:48,160 –> 00:53:51,440
i hadn’t thought about that honestly
1156
00:53:51,520 –> 00:53:56,000
is everything okay niabra oh yes no
1157
00:53:55,040 –> 00:53:57,680
everything’s fine everything’s fine
1158
00:53:56,000 –> 00:53:59,280
i just got your message about how you
1159
00:53:57,680 –> 00:54:02,400
needed greta for
1160
00:53:59,280 –> 00:54:05,760
um why
1161
00:54:02,400 –> 00:54:07,359
um so i know gran four is a very chill
1162
00:54:05,760 –> 00:54:09,200
man right now and he has
1163
00:54:07,359 –> 00:54:11,359
uh important uh things to attend to as
1164
00:54:09,200 –> 00:54:12,800
far as keeping the town safe
1165
00:54:11,359 –> 00:54:14,720
however we believe that there is a
1166
00:54:12,800 –> 00:54:16,880
danger to the town and
1167
00:54:14,720 –> 00:54:18,720
um as far as the current forces that we
1168
00:54:16,880 –> 00:54:22,160
have we might be a little bit
1169
00:54:18,720 –> 00:54:26,079
short-handed so we needed someone
1170
00:54:22,160 –> 00:54:29,440
who could uh be described as a
1171
00:54:26,079 –> 00:54:32,720
uh hella powerful so
1172
00:54:29,440 –> 00:54:37,040
we uh reached out to uh
1173
00:54:32,720 –> 00:54:38,640
you and to uh uh to grant for
1174
00:54:37,040 –> 00:54:40,240
yeah because we uh we need help because
1175
00:54:38,640 –> 00:54:43,040
there’s a
1176
00:54:40,240 –> 00:54:44,720
there’s crazy [ __ ] going down yet again
1177
00:54:43,040 –> 00:54:46,480
honestly uh you guys should
1178
00:54:44,720 –> 00:54:48,640
keep a better eye on that but that’s
1179
00:54:46,480 –> 00:54:51,440
that’s neither here nor there
1180
00:54:48,640 –> 00:54:52,640
oh okay so so you called because you
1181
00:54:51,440 –> 00:54:53,040
needed someone powerful and so you
1182
00:54:52,640 –> 00:54:55,440
wanted
1183
00:54:53,040 –> 00:54:57,359
granite for specifically okay uh got it
1184
00:54:55,440 –> 00:55:03,200
uh role insight
1185
00:54:57,359 –> 00:55:03,200
she’s her poor thing uh that says 16.
1186
00:55:03,359 –> 00:55:07,280
she was kind of hurt that you didn’t ask
1187
00:55:04,960 –> 00:55:10,559
for her as well
1188
00:55:07,280 –> 00:55:12,559
oh also by the way i mean you know
1189
00:55:10,559 –> 00:55:14,240
we would have asked for you but like you
1190
00:55:12,559 –> 00:55:16,000
know i think we all know who like you
1191
00:55:14,240 –> 00:55:18,839
know the brains that outfit is we don’t
1192
00:55:16,000 –> 00:55:21,200
want to put you in danger
1193
00:55:18,839 –> 00:55:22,079
oh of course i i knew that’s why i
1194
00:55:21,200 –> 00:55:26,079
didn’t bring it up
1195
00:55:22,079 –> 00:55:27,200
um like slightly like very quietly but
1196
00:55:26,079 –> 00:55:30,960
still very like
1197
00:55:27,200 –> 00:55:36,880
heard through the phone yes saved it
1198
00:55:30,960 –> 00:55:36,880
oh my gosh she does not react to that
1199
00:55:38,319 –> 00:55:42,640
saith has just walked several pages away
1200
00:55:41,280 –> 00:55:46,400
and is just
1201
00:55:42,640 –> 00:55:47,839
standing with her head in her hands
1202
00:55:46,400 –> 00:55:49,760
so uh unfortunately i didn’t quite
1203
00:55:47,839 –> 00:55:52,079
realize what the nature of it was but it
1204
00:55:49,760 –> 00:55:54,880
did sound urgent uh grandpa is
1205
00:55:52,079 –> 00:55:56,640
quite busy uh you know opening up new
1206
00:55:54,880 –> 00:55:57,760
areas cutting ribbons he loves cutting
1207
00:55:56,640 –> 00:56:01,839
ribbons
1208
00:55:57,760 –> 00:56:05,040
but i i did send someone that i thought
1209
00:56:01,839 –> 00:56:07,920
might be able to help and you will hear
1210
00:56:05,040 –> 00:56:07,920
from above you
1211
00:56:08,280 –> 00:56:16,000
[Music]
1212
00:56:11,359 –> 00:56:16,960
as from the smoke of the impact oh my
1213
00:56:16,000 –> 00:56:21,040
god
1214
00:56:16,960 –> 00:56:24,160
you’re here successful landing excellent
1215
00:56:21,040 –> 00:56:26,240
how did i know from the second i heard
1216
00:56:24,160 –> 00:56:28,880
the screaming start from far away
1217
00:56:26,240 –> 00:56:29,680
and get closer as if impact to the
1218
00:56:28,880 –> 00:56:32,240
ground
1219
00:56:29,680 –> 00:56:33,760
i knew i i knew what was going to happen
1220
00:56:32,240 –> 00:56:35,200
before we even got that far let’s be
1221
00:56:33,760 –> 00:56:39,680
real
1222
00:56:35,200 –> 00:56:41,359
i only have so many characters here sibo
1223
00:56:39,680 –> 00:56:43,200
stumbles out from the rubble it’s like
1224
00:56:41,359 –> 00:56:45,839
ah excellent i found exactly where you
1225
00:56:43,200 –> 00:56:49,200
all were good to see you again
1226
00:56:45,839 –> 00:56:50,480
convenient right well if it ain’t sim
1227
00:56:49,200 –> 00:56:52,480
sibo
1228
00:56:50,480 –> 00:56:53,520
oh i like that he pulls out a notepad
1229
00:56:52,480 –> 00:56:56,720
and jots that down
1230
00:56:53,520 –> 00:56:58,079
i’m kind of weird with nicknames indeed
1231
00:56:56,720 –> 00:56:59,920
you are
1232
00:56:58,079 –> 00:57:01,680
back on this pizza here um okay good no
1233
00:56:59,920 –> 00:57:03,920
he arrived um hopefully he can handle
1234
00:57:01,680 –> 00:57:06,079
things if not give me a call back uh
1235
00:57:03,920 –> 00:57:07,359
anyway i have i’m kind of booked for the
1236
00:57:06,079 –> 00:57:10,559
rest of the day with grandpa
1237
00:57:07,359 –> 00:57:11,680
uh best of luck uh saving us from not
1238
00:57:10,559 –> 00:57:15,520
dying uh okay bye
1239
00:57:11,680 –> 00:57:18,000
and it goes dead when tara very quickly
1240
00:57:15,520 –> 00:57:18,559
walks over and gives him a look and is
1241
00:57:18,000 –> 00:57:21,520
looking
1242
00:57:18,559 –> 00:57:22,559
very much down on him and says any of
1243
00:57:21,520 –> 00:57:24,720
your contraptions
1244
00:57:22,559 –> 00:57:26,000
set my forest or any of the nearby
1245
00:57:24,720 –> 00:57:28,480
forests on fire
1246
00:57:26,000 –> 00:57:29,119
regardless of how alive they are we are
1247
00:57:28,480 –> 00:57:33,119
going to have
1248
00:57:29,119 –> 00:57:34,640
so many words do they noted
1249
00:57:33,119 –> 00:57:37,680
you look angrier than the last time i
1250
00:57:34,640 –> 00:57:40,319
saw you there’s a lot happening
1251
00:57:37,680 –> 00:57:42,079
again do you notice like you look
1252
00:57:40,319 –> 00:57:43,520
angrier than last time oh like peeks
1253
00:57:42,079 –> 00:57:44,559
from like behind when taran does that
1254
00:57:43,520 –> 00:57:46,400
little like
1255
00:57:44,559 –> 00:57:48,319
that hand signal to me like don’t like
1256
00:57:46,400 –> 00:57:51,680
do not shut up
1257
00:57:48,319 –> 00:57:52,880
nope so how can i be of assistance to
1258
00:57:51,680 –> 00:57:55,040
you all
1259
00:57:52,880 –> 00:57:56,799
are we currently back at the lake where
1260
00:57:55,040 –> 00:58:00,240
where are we at right now
1261
00:57:56,799 –> 00:58:03,920
you guys are at the material like at the
1262
00:58:00,240 –> 00:58:07,440
portal from your forest okay
1263
00:58:03,920 –> 00:58:11,359
well currently we have
1264
00:58:07,440 –> 00:58:14,240
just recently learned that a
1265
00:58:11,359 –> 00:58:14,960
those sneaple that were in your town
1266
00:58:14,240 –> 00:58:16,960
before
1267
00:58:14,960 –> 00:58:18,240
are somewhere in the nearby area we
1268
00:58:16,960 –> 00:58:21,280
don’t know where
1269
00:58:18,240 –> 00:58:22,799
b the forest of lost giants which had
1270
00:58:21,280 –> 00:58:24,160
some type of destruction happen
1271
00:58:22,799 –> 00:58:27,200
previously
1272
00:58:24,160 –> 00:58:30,319
that borders this forest currently has
1273
00:58:27,200 –> 00:58:33,040
several corpse flowers and a possible
1274
00:58:30,319 –> 00:58:34,480
necromantic hand that i don’t know how
1275
00:58:33,040 –> 00:58:36,160
we’re supposed to fight
1276
00:58:34,480 –> 00:58:38,480
if you know anything about any of those
1277
00:58:36,160 –> 00:58:39,599
things any information would be greatly
1278
00:58:38,480 –> 00:58:41,359
helpful
1279
00:58:39,599 –> 00:58:44,000
this is the first i’ve heard on any of
1280
00:58:41,359 –> 00:58:47,520
this of course
1281
00:58:44,000 –> 00:58:50,240
at this point uh bookworm taps on one of
1282
00:58:47,520 –> 00:58:52,079
um i’ll say saints shoulder since she’s
1283
00:58:50,240 –> 00:58:53,440
the one who’s most proficient with sign
1284
00:58:52,079 –> 00:58:56,960
language
1285
00:58:53,440 –> 00:59:00,079
and she begins to sign
1286
00:58:56,960 –> 00:59:02,640
and arlo wrote me
1287
00:59:00,079 –> 00:59:04,400
an intelligence check to see how much
1288
00:59:02,640 –> 00:59:06,160
you pick up
1289
00:59:04,400 –> 00:59:07,760
tara i want you to just roll me a d20
1290
00:59:06,160 –> 00:59:09,680
real quick
1291
00:59:07,760 –> 00:59:12,160
i mean she does spend enough time around
1292
00:59:09,680 –> 00:59:15,200
the girl i’m sure she picks something up
1293
00:59:12,160 –> 00:59:17,520
i pick up six ten
1294
00:59:15,200 –> 00:59:18,400
so it’s a little bit too complicated for
1295
00:59:17,520 –> 00:59:21,040
either arlo
1296
00:59:18,400 –> 00:59:21,760
or obviously winter tale to pick up on
1297
00:59:21,040 –> 00:59:24,400
uh but
1298
00:59:21,760 –> 00:59:24,799
say you understand that bookworm has
1299
00:59:24,400 –> 00:59:28,319
just
1300
00:59:24,799 –> 00:59:31,040
signed i think i know where we need to
1301
00:59:28,319 –> 00:59:34,079
begin our search
1302
00:59:31,040 –> 00:59:35,920
bookworm knows something oh looks what
1303
00:59:34,079 –> 00:59:37,200
the hand sign this is
1304
00:59:35,920 –> 00:59:40,480
yeah but where will we find a
1305
00:59:37,200 –> 00:59:40,480
haberdasher at this hour
1306
00:59:41,520 –> 00:59:46,799
i i you know i’m
1307
00:59:44,640 –> 00:59:49,280
not even gonna dignify that with a
1308
00:59:46,799 –> 00:59:49,839
response also note it is very early in
1309
00:59:49,280 –> 00:59:52,559
the day
1310
00:59:49,839 –> 00:59:53,280
it almost seems like virtually no time
1311
00:59:52,559 –> 00:59:56,559
has passed
1312
00:59:53,280 –> 00:59:56,559
from your time in the feywild
1313
00:59:56,720 –> 01:00:03,200
and we’re already [ __ ] exhausted we
1314
01:00:00,640 –> 01:00:04,319
should take some manner of a rest we
1315
01:00:03,200 –> 01:00:05,280
should have rested while we’re in the
1316
01:00:04,319 –> 01:00:07,680
feywild
1317
01:00:05,280 –> 01:00:09,200
yeah probably can we say that we rested
1318
01:00:07,680 –> 01:00:10,559
while we’re in the feywild and time is
1319
01:00:09,200 –> 01:00:14,319
all different and [ __ ]
1320
01:00:10,559 –> 01:00:17,520
i’ll say you guys are fine yeah yay
1321
01:00:14,319 –> 01:00:21,680
but bookworm continues to sign
1322
01:00:17,520 –> 01:00:25,119
and she says i think we need
1323
01:00:21,680 –> 01:00:29,280
to find bookworms
1324
01:00:25,119 –> 01:00:31,040
old lab
1325
01:00:29,280 –> 01:00:33,760
and that is where we shall pause our
1326
01:00:31,040 –> 01:00:33,760
tale for now
1327
01:00:38,240 –> 01:00:42,559
hello everyone this is your sometimes
1328
01:00:40,640 –> 01:00:43,040
benevolent often malevolent dungeon
1329
01:00:42,559 –> 01:00:45,119
master
1330
01:00:43,040 –> 01:00:47,280
jordan roman here with a few post
1331
01:00:45,119 –> 01:00:49,520
episode announcements
1332
01:00:47,280 –> 01:00:51,440
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1333
01:00:49,520 –> 01:00:53,200
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1334
01:00:51,440 –> 01:00:55,520
quite make it into the episode
1335
01:00:53,200 –> 01:00:57,280
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1336
01:00:55,520 –> 01:00:59,359
the world
1337
01:00:57,280 –> 01:01:01,839
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1338
01:00:59,359 –> 01:01:03,520
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1339
01:01:01,839 –> 01:01:05,599
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1340
01:01:03,520 –> 01:01:07,680
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1341
01:01:05,599 –> 01:01:09,440
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1342
01:01:07,680 –> 01:01:11,599
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1343
01:01:09,440 –> 01:01:13,200
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1344
01:01:11,599 –> 01:01:15,119
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1345
01:01:13,200 –> 01:01:16,640
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1346
01:01:15,119 –> 01:01:19,440
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1347
01:01:16,640 –> 01:01:20,640
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1348
01:01:19,440 –> 01:01:23,440
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1349
01:01:20,640 –> 01:01:24,960
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1350
01:01:23,440 –> 01:01:28,079
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1351
01:01:24,960 –> 01:01:28,480
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1352
01:01:28,079 –> 01:01:31,359
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1353
01:01:28,480 –> 01:01:32,880
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1354
01:01:31,359 –> 01:01:34,799
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1355
01:01:32,880 –> 01:01:36,240
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1356
01:01:34,799 –> 01:01:39,040
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1357
01:01:36,240 –> 01:01:40,000
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1358
01:01:39,040 –> 01:01:43,760
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1359
01:01:40,000 –> 01:01:45,520
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1360
01:01:43,760 –> 01:01:47,280
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1361
01:01:45,520 –> 01:01:50,480
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1362
01:01:47,280 –> 01:01:53,920
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1363
01:01:50,480 –> 01:01:55,440
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1364
01:01:53,920 –> 01:01:56,319
us a little bit more personally then you
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can follow us
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on our facebook at aod and twitter at
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agentsofd alternatively you can also
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follow us personally on our twitters
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me at pokechap christinachi and kiki at
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missy mystery
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m-y-s-s-y mystery drew is still a loser
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who doesn’t have a twitter
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if you want to talk to us a little bit
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more one-on-one or even as part of our
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own community
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then you can chat with us on our discord
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at aod
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it is fully open to the public even with
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a special patreon
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only channel so if you want to get some
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of those
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sick deets you can do that
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finally i’ve started doing a twitch
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stream i do it
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fairly irregularly usually about two to
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three times a week depending on my
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schedule
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currently we are taking a brief break
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from my damageless pokemon run from
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pokemon red
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while i level everyone up to high hell
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and playing
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indivisible so check that out if you
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want to
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see me not behind the screen but rather
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well behind a different screen you can
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watch
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all of that over at twitch.tv aod
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cast until next time bye
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[Music]
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well you gruesome oath do you see
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anything that you like
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i mean i guess there’s some good stuff
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here but i don’t know it’s all too
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prissy for my taste yeah i think it’s
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more like
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for the every man and uh don’t sacrifice
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on comfort in any way
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i’m going to ignore how hurtful that
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comment was let’s see
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something that has been tended for any
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one person
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but also is comfortable
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i’m going to do something i normally
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wouldn’t do and recommend a competitor
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have you thought about black feather
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apparel
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black feather apparel is an online
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retailer that sells a wide variety of
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graphic tees
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i do like my graphic tee not only that
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but they also
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have several hoodies that are equally as
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gorgeous
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as they are comfortable all right well
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what about like my lower half i’m glad
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that my upper hand will be nice and
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comfy but i don’t want my butter to get
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all chilly
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my goodness you’re so borish fortunately
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they also carry several different
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sweatpants and leggings
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each as comfortable as the last
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yeah i guess i’ll go with that sounds
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like a much better fit than your crap
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we’re gonna find them my goodness i hate
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you so much you can find them
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at black blackfeatherapparel.com you can
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also find them on facebook and instagram
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under the same name
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remember you big stupid oaf it’s
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blackfeatherapparel.com
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yay
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yeah that’s what people are like when
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they’re unconscious snoring carl looks
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down at like the unconscious safe and
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then like he opens his little notebook
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and just puts a little tally mark in
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there and if you like look at the
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notebook it says
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times arlo has saved save’s life
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[Laughter]
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do i ever get an answer about that
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liquor store or wine
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i think when tara kind of omitted your
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question by saying
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no we follow i mean if you want i can go
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into that
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no we follow her grandmother
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oh i hate you okay continue
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and it’s a regular circus and
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everything’s fine the end
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[Music]
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thank you
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yay jesus [ __ ] christ
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jordan no kidding
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that was a lot go to jail
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go to an actual prison go to an actual
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prison
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knock on the front door they’re gonna
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look at you and they’re like ah we’ve
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been expecting you they have a special
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room
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and they say jordan on top none of the
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rooms have names on them except for this
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one
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it’s gonna say jordan jordan robin the
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very very mean man
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sounds like a jacking off
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it was not that you can’t prove it well
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okay okay you know i don’t think i need
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to
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okay
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it’s been a very long day okay okay do
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not let this be the tone
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keep going keep going
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five six picking up sticks why are you
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the way you are
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i don’t know a variety of factors none
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of them good
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