Episode 32: What Could Have Been

Asmodeus has been forced out of Saithe’s body, but the Agents aren’t safe yet. They still have one final trial left to face, and this might just be the hardest of them all.

Transcript

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hello everyone

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and welcome back to agents of

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damned our let’s play dnd podcast

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featuring myself

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your sometimes benevolent often

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malevolent dungeon master

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jordan roman and as always i am joined

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by my

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fellow players hi guys i’m katie and i

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play the

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currently unconscious safe hey everyone

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i’m christina and i play the wonderful

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winter

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and i’m drew mclean and by bahamut’s

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crazy cantaloupe encampment

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i play the good doctor r louie again i’m

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sorry wait what

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i have cantaloupe starting to run out of

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[Laughter]

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them

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i got some news for you my friend i’m

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gonna

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i’m gonna go back to the list i’m gonna

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update the list but right now we’re at

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the end of the first list that i made

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and it’s the ones that are less good all

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right crazy

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in canada fair enough there’s they can’t

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make envelopes

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they’re refugees from the great fruit

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wars because everyone

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only kind of like sort of liked

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cantaloupe but not really

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and so they had no real ass absolutely

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not making this cannon

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anyway i feel like you’re okay though

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because

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jordan has some some information to

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share with everyone about some words he

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made

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oh yes it’s okay oh good okay now now in

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my defense

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as i had stated in both episodes that

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this happened

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i was basing what i believed was called

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a cartouche

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off of a dairy queen ad i saw years ago

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and did not bother to look up what it

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was actually

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called i own that that was

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my mistake what is it actually called

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again

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a cloche okay

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well we’re past that point so it is a

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word i will probably never use again

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and it’s just immortalized in my

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ignorance

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big betty just loves cartouches and is

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very adamant that is what they are

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called

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i wouldn’t i wouldn’t say ignorance i

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would say naivete

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potato potato in this instance i would

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say

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that’s a call back to episode one boy

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who doesn’t remember [ __ ] now throwback

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what a throwback to episode one

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jesus christ

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anyway how about a recap

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yeah all right yes please last time

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the agents were forced to endure big

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betty’s

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most vile feast the spicy sooner

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endurance

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course while when tara and bookworm

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quickly succumbed to the wretched food

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arlo and saith managed to survive the

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culinary offering

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and passed the trial for everyone the

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team was granted a momentary reprieve

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afterwards to rest their wounds both

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psychological

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and gastrointestinal as they made their

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way into the fifth trial

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they were greeted by a foul-mouthed girl

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that insisted

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on fighting them however things quickly

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turned dire as

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modi revealed himself to be asmodeus

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himself as he unleashed

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saith’s final boon to corrupt her body

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and possess it

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arlo winter and bookworm were forced to

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fend off a

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devilish safe who herself was battling

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with asmodius in her own

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mind thanks to arlo’s magic and the

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unwillingness to harm a friend

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saith was able to drive out asmodius

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before falling unconscious

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and thus we resume our

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tail

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safe yo you are still

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presently unconscious

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you find yourself stirring about

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in your sleep and

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you start to feel a push on your

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shoulder

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as you hear a gentle voice whispering to

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you

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safe safe

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safe safe wake up

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and as you hear that you wake up

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you find yourself right where you

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remember being

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in your room you see

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a kindly older woman looking down at you

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and you know that

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this woman’s name is griselda

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you’ve been living with griselda for

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quite some time

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and it’s been a very peaceful life ever

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since you came here after

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uh what was it oh well nothing important

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probably

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griselda speaks to you and says you’ve

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been sleeping in all morning dear

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you need to come out leaf is gonna need

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help tending to the farm and

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you can’t do that on an empty stomach

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come on dear

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all right all right okay fine i’m uh

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you follow griselda into the other room

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where you see leif is

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singing at the table already enjoying

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some of his breakfast

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there is another chair available there

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for you there you see a delicious

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homemade breakfast eggs toast

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bacon everything that you’ve come to

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expect from this place

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as you sit down and look at your two

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caretakers

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saith i need you to roll me a

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wisdom-saving throw

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okay i hate that

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oh hey all right well

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20 natural 20 plus 7 so 27

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as you look at your caretakers

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a thought crosses your mind

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no this is wrong

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this this isn’t how it was

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you were there for a while but

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it didn’t last

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lightning strikes outside and suddenly

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it is nighttime

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you are standing at the front door

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hood over your head and all of your

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belongings in a small pack

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you turn back and think to yourself

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why would you leave all of this the

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small shred of happiness you’ve been

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able to find ever since

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what was it there was something

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but that’s why you need to go

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for whatever it was that brought you

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here

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it was also the reason you knew you

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couldn’t stay

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and so with a heavy heart you opened up

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the door

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and left without a word

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arlo howdy

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you find yourself

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on a stage in the heart of direct thymar

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alongside several other illustrious

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members of the proud time anther

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imperial

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army in front of you is a large

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crowd fellow soldiers upper class

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generals and other high-ranking officers

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as well as a large population of the

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people

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come to support you and every other

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soldier

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who returned victorious at the front of

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the podium

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you see kamodra giving a speech

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and it is thanks to these brave heroes

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who turned all intact

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securing the routes we need in order

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to defend our home from these vile

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trolls and we are here

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especially to honor one who showed

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exceptional

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bravery my son arlo

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aegon she motions for you and you

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happily come up and as you take your

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place next to your mother

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at the stage i now need you

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to roll a wisdom-saving throw oh boy

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let’s see if my wisdom saving girl bonus

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i hope it isn’t bad in some kind of a

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way

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probably not that great you’re only a

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cleric it’s only a plus eight so that’s

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just going to be a dirty 20.

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ah dang so close but it passes

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oh dear just a dirty 20.

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as you look your mother in the eye

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you think to yourself

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this isn’t what happened this is wrong

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suddenly you find yourself not on the

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stage but rather

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in the audience watching a lone

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kamodra giving a very different version

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of that speech before she was beaming

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with pride but now

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as you truly remembered it she looks

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sullen

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crestfallen depressed

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with a heavy heart she speaks and says

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given the events of this most recent

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mission

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it is with a heavy heart

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that i must declare

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myself and every member of the aegon

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clan

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is effectively removed from active

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military service

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we will support the empire in any way

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that we can

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but we have paid our dues

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and she turns and walks away

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you look to your aunt who is next to you

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and she

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is flush with anger

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and confusion at what just happened

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as everything you thought your life was

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going to be

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was just upended in a sentence

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quintera

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you find yourself

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asleep you’re

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just enjoying and

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nice nap a gentle outdoor breeze

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brushes through your fur but doesn’t

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wake you

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what does wake you is the sudden

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pain in your stomach as a

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small creature lands on top of you

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tara wake up wake up wake up we gotta

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play we gotta play we gotta play

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oh oh okay i’m up i’m up i’m up

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you wake up and you are in the middle of

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the chrysanthemum field

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just where you had been when you

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followed

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young oliver here he said that he had

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something he wanted to show

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you and erwin but you had no idea what

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it specifically was

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and what he showed you was this

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beautiful botanical area

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you guys had played there for a little

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bit but as children do got tired and

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fell down went for a nap of course

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oliver being the youngest of three of

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you

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has more boundless energy than anyone

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and recovered the fastest

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irwin is also there stirring himself

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awake as well

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holly come on man we’ve been playing all

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day

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can’t you chill for like i don’t know a

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second

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no no no no no no no we gotta play we

284
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gotta play we gotta play it so this is

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awesome

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and as your brothers are at ends on

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whether or not they should play or

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continue

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to nap i need you

290
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to roll a wisdom-saving throw

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  1. you see

292
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all this happening and

293
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you have this weird feeling

294
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in the pit of your stomach

295
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something bad is about to happen

296
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but you can’t quite remember what and

297
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you can’t quite figure out where this

298
00:13:41,920 –> 00:13:48,480
feeling comes from

299
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and then out of the corner of your eye

300
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you see a figure standing

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at the edge of this clearing

302
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you see part of their hand

303
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exposed glimmering with golden scales

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as they breathe in and

305
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blow flames into the area

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causing it to light up

307
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you are all suddenly engulfed in these

308
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flames

309
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as this mysterious figure turns

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and leaves for you to fend

311
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for yourselves

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back to safe yay

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you now find yourself

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sitting in the back of a carriage

315
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you’re singing out the back just sort of

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staring out

317
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into nothing trying to

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piece together the small refuge of a

319
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plan

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that you have to figure out what

321
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what was it it was something but just

322
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can’t

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place it then

324
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suddenly you feel a heavy hand

325
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on your shoulder

326
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look up and you see this orcish man

327
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miltak what’s wrong little one

328
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you seem to be deep in thought

329
00:15:26,320 –> 00:15:34,320
i you know i’m not really sure

330
00:15:31,040 –> 00:15:36,800
uh you were about the same when you

331
00:15:34,320 –> 00:15:40,079
first came aboard with us

332
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but i am sure whatever it is you will

333
00:15:40,079 –> 00:15:47,120
be capable of handling it

334
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after all there aren’t many who would

335
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dare cross someone who named themselves

336
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after carnivorous

337
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fish that all men fear i also just

338
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thought it was pretty

339
00:15:58,880 –> 00:16:04,079
that’s what i like about you safe

340
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well try not to get too lost in your

341
00:16:04,079 –> 00:16:07,360
thoughts

342
00:16:05,680 –> 00:16:08,880
and as he places his hand on your

343
00:16:07,360 –> 00:16:10,560
shoulder again for another reassuring

344
00:16:08,880 –> 00:16:13,199
pat

345
00:16:10,560 –> 00:16:14,639
i need you to once again roll a wisdom

346
00:16:13,199 –> 00:16:18,560
save

347
00:16:14,639 –> 00:16:20,480
i i should stick with the blood dice all

348
00:16:18,560 –> 00:16:23,920
right that’s a

349
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nine you’re done goofed i done did

350
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goofed as niltak

351
00:16:26,959 –> 00:16:31,040
reassures you that you will find

352
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whatever answer it is you’re looking for

353
00:16:31,040 –> 00:16:38,160
you stare off into the sunset and

354
00:16:35,600 –> 00:16:38,160
right off

355
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arlo you

356
00:16:42,720 –> 00:16:51,040
are now in your home

357
00:16:47,920 –> 00:16:54,320
after the long day that you’ve had

358
00:16:51,040 –> 00:16:56,880
after your mother’s announcement

359
00:16:54,320 –> 00:16:57,680
you still haven’t faced her about it

360
00:16:56,880 –> 00:17:01,519
you’re just

361
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lying in your bed wondering how on earth

362
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you’re going to handle this how

363
00:17:04,319 –> 00:17:10,079
everything is changed

364
00:17:06,880 –> 00:17:13,439
and you feel

365
00:17:10,079 –> 00:17:17,760
a hand on your chest

366
00:17:13,439 –> 00:17:22,880
you look over and you see this

367
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older blue dragonborn oh god

368
00:17:22,880 –> 00:17:30,880
azera ryu

369
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your wife i’m sorry

370
00:17:31,760 –> 00:17:40,640
i’m sorry what

371
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[Music]

372
00:17:40,640 –> 00:17:47,919
okay all right going with it

373
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hey honey i’m i i assume you heard about

374
00:17:47,919 –> 00:17:52,960
the announcement

375
00:17:48,880 –> 00:17:56,240
of course i was there everyone was

376
00:17:52,960 –> 00:17:57,840
it’s just uh how could she give up like

377
00:17:56,240 –> 00:18:00,000
that and just

378
00:17:57,840 –> 00:18:01,520
make everything that happened mean

379
00:18:00,000 –> 00:18:04,400
nothing i don’t know

380
00:18:01,520 –> 00:18:06,559
but i’m sure she had her reason for

381
00:18:04,400 –> 00:18:09,919
whatever it was

382
00:18:06,559 –> 00:18:13,120
and as you hear that you think what

383
00:18:09,919 –> 00:18:14,320
was the reason why would she just give

384
00:18:13,120 –> 00:18:16,400
up like that was

385
00:18:14,320 –> 00:18:16,400
it

386
00:18:17,360 –> 00:18:23,919
something must have happened but

387
00:18:20,640 –> 00:18:26,160
whatever it is you can’t place it

388
00:18:23,919 –> 00:18:27,280
and as you attempt to wrap your mind

389
00:18:26,160 –> 00:18:30,000
around what it was

390
00:18:27,280 –> 00:18:33,039
and look into your wife’s eyes i need

391
00:18:30,000 –> 00:18:36,240
you to roll me another wisdom save

392
00:18:33,039 –> 00:18:39,840
that one’s gonna be an 18.

393
00:18:36,240 –> 00:18:45,039
as you look into her eyes

394
00:18:39,840 –> 00:18:49,600
you think to yourself wait

395
00:18:45,039 –> 00:18:53,039
we didn’t get married

396
00:18:49,600 –> 00:18:56,559
no she wasn’t willing to

397
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commit the same way i was this

398
00:18:56,559 –> 00:19:02,720
this isn’t what happened

399
00:19:00,000 –> 00:19:04,080
and suddenly you are no longer in your

400
00:19:02,720 –> 00:19:08,000
own home

401
00:19:04,080 –> 00:19:11,520
but rather you and snapdra are going up

402
00:19:08,000 –> 00:19:13,679
to the office of kamodra who is packing

403
00:19:11,520 –> 00:19:16,799
up her things

404
00:19:13,679 –> 00:19:18,240
snapchat is the first one to enter

405
00:19:16,799 –> 00:19:20,400
you have always been a little

406
00:19:18,240 –> 00:19:23,840
apprehensive about facing your mother

407
00:19:20,400 –> 00:19:24,960
but your aunt has no such hesitations

408
00:19:23,840 –> 00:19:27,120
what the hell

409
00:19:24,960 –> 00:19:28,640
was that you think you could just go out

410
00:19:27,120 –> 00:19:32,080
there and declare that for

411
00:19:28,640 –> 00:19:33,280
all of us look i don’t give a damn

412
00:19:32,080 –> 00:19:35,280
about how you feel about this whole

413
00:19:33,280 –> 00:19:35,600
thing but that is not your place to call

414
00:19:35,280 –> 00:19:38,720
out

415
00:19:35,600 –> 00:19:41,679
all of us like that

416
00:19:38,720 –> 00:19:43,840
funny from where i’m standing as the

417
00:19:41,679 –> 00:19:47,360
head of the aegon clan

418
00:19:43,840 –> 00:19:48,559
it actually is and i have lost too much

419
00:19:47,360 –> 00:19:52,160
as it is

420
00:19:48,559 –> 00:19:57,039
you are not going to be another body

421
00:19:52,160 –> 00:20:00,240
i need to bury joke’s on you

422
00:19:57,039 –> 00:20:01,120
i’m too important stealth squad needs me

423
00:20:00,240 –> 00:20:04,159
well you think they’re just going to

424
00:20:01,120 –> 00:20:06,720
find someone else to run it nah

425
00:20:04,159 –> 00:20:07,440
i am going to fight this to my dying

426
00:20:06,720 –> 00:20:10,960
breath

427
00:20:07,440 –> 00:20:14,240
you are not getting us out of that game

428
00:20:10,960 –> 00:20:17,600
kamodra begins to look flustered by this

429
00:20:14,240 –> 00:20:19,039
and she says fine you want to go out

430
00:20:17,600 –> 00:20:22,000
there and risk your life

431
00:20:19,039 –> 00:20:22,799
you do that don’t expect me to say

432
00:20:22,000 –> 00:20:26,320
anything at your

433
00:20:22,799 –> 00:20:29,919
funeral but arlo

434
00:20:26,320 –> 00:20:33,200
is not going out there he doesn’t have

435
00:20:29,919 –> 00:20:33,200
that excuse that you do

436
00:20:33,600 –> 00:20:38,080
arlo like looks like he like kind of

437
00:20:36,159 –> 00:20:39,679
raises his hand like make a response and

438
00:20:38,080 –> 00:20:43,280
like meets his mother’s eyes

439
00:20:39,679 –> 00:20:46,080
and fully buckles

440
00:20:43,280 –> 00:20:47,039
he’s never ever been able to stand up to

441
00:20:46,080 –> 00:20:49,760
her

442
00:20:47,039 –> 00:20:51,840
the second you even look at her she

443
00:20:49,760 –> 00:20:56,000
points a finger to you as it to say

444
00:20:51,840 –> 00:20:58,320
quiet he kind of like

445
00:20:56,000 –> 00:21:01,200
god i don’t have ears but like like if

446
00:20:58,320 –> 00:21:03,600
he had ears they would like droop down

447
00:21:01,200 –> 00:21:04,240
oh he’s kind of like imaginary ears yeah

448
00:21:03,600 –> 00:21:05,440
um

449
00:21:04,240 –> 00:21:07,200
to better like i guess the bread of

450
00:21:05,440 –> 00:21:08,320
frame it like if you see like when

451
00:21:07,200 –> 00:21:09,280
someone like stands up straight and

452
00:21:08,320 –> 00:21:12,320
they’re like they’re very like

453
00:21:09,280 –> 00:21:13,440
broad and when they’re like not as sure

454
00:21:12,320 –> 00:21:15,840
of themselves like they kind of like

455
00:21:13,440 –> 00:21:16,640
fold into themselves if that makes sense

456
00:21:15,840 –> 00:21:18,000
where like

457
00:21:16,640 –> 00:21:20,320
it’s it’s almost like he’s trying to

458
00:21:18,000 –> 00:21:23,679
make himself smaller

459
00:21:20,320 –> 00:21:25,760
to be less noticeable and like

460
00:21:23,679 –> 00:21:27,200
just moves more towards the corner of

461
00:21:25,760 –> 00:21:30,880
the room and is

462
00:21:27,200 –> 00:21:31,760
quiet as kamodra shoots you this look

463
00:21:30,880 –> 00:21:33,919
snaptra

464
00:21:31,760 –> 00:21:34,960
shoots one right back at commodro and

465
00:21:33,919 –> 00:21:37,679
says this

466
00:21:34,960 –> 00:21:40,400
is not over i am not going to let your

467
00:21:37,679 –> 00:21:43,520
cowardice ruin this family

468
00:21:40,400 –> 00:21:44,799
and she turns around and walks out of

469
00:21:43,520 –> 00:21:48,080
the room

470
00:21:44,799 –> 00:21:50,960
snapdra on her way out momentarily

471
00:21:48,080 –> 00:21:51,919
looks at you and then almost immediately

472
00:21:50,960 –> 00:21:53,840
looks away

473
00:21:51,919 –> 00:21:58,080
ashamed that she wasn’t able to do the

474
00:21:53,840 –> 00:22:02,559
same thing for you

475
00:21:58,080 –> 00:22:05,600
quintera you find yourself

476
00:22:02,559 –> 00:22:09,280
singing at a large

477
00:22:05,600 –> 00:22:10,480
wooden table just outside your family

478
00:22:09,280 –> 00:22:14,159
cave

479
00:22:10,480 –> 00:22:18,159
all of your family is there with you

480
00:22:14,159 –> 00:22:19,840
your mother father two brothers

481
00:22:18,159 –> 00:22:21,200
even your grandma’s decided to show up

482
00:22:19,840 –> 00:22:24,000
for this one

483
00:22:21,200 –> 00:22:24,559
you’re all just having a nice family

484
00:22:24,000 –> 00:22:28,000
chat

485
00:22:24,559 –> 00:22:31,919
and this is largely how every night

486
00:22:28,000 –> 00:22:33,600
has been for you you’ve been just

487
00:22:31,919 –> 00:22:34,960
helping to protect the forest with

488
00:22:33,600 –> 00:22:38,159
everyone

489
00:22:34,960 –> 00:22:41,600
spending some time with your

490
00:22:38,159 –> 00:22:44,080
brothers and talking to your mother and

491
00:22:41,600 –> 00:22:47,440
grandmother

492
00:22:44,080 –> 00:22:48,880
everything has been pretty great

493
00:22:47,440 –> 00:22:52,240
honestly

494
00:22:48,880 –> 00:22:54,799
and as you look over at

495
00:22:52,240 –> 00:22:57,120
your family enjoying their bountiful

496
00:22:54,799 –> 00:22:58,960
feast of knees

497
00:22:57,120 –> 00:23:00,400
i need you to roll another wisdom-saving

498
00:22:58,960 –> 00:23:04,000
throw

499
00:23:00,400 –> 00:23:07,039

  1. as

500
00:23:04,000 –> 00:23:08,720
you look out out of the corner of your

501
00:23:07,039 –> 00:23:12,000
eye

502
00:23:08,720 –> 00:23:14,400
you see a creature you’ve never seen

503
00:23:12,000 –> 00:23:14,400
before

504
00:23:15,039 –> 00:23:21,120
this bizarre devil

505
00:23:18,080 –> 00:23:24,240
creature small

506
00:23:21,120 –> 00:23:28,960
and secluded to the shadows

507
00:23:24,240 –> 00:23:33,840
save for its glowing yellow eyes

508
00:23:28,960 –> 00:23:33,840
and malicious smile

509
00:23:34,559 –> 00:23:42,080
and as it raises its hands

510
00:23:38,559 –> 00:23:45,279
flames erupt from them

511
00:23:42,080 –> 00:23:48,640
as everything is engulfed

512
00:23:45,279 –> 00:23:52,559
in flames the only thing you see

513
00:23:48,640 –> 00:23:56,080
of the creature is that sick

514
00:23:52,559 –> 00:23:56,080
twisted smile

515
00:23:57,600 –> 00:24:01,600
safe yay

516
00:24:01,679 –> 00:24:08,720
you find yourself

517
00:24:05,440 –> 00:24:13,520
sitting in a large

518
00:24:08,720 –> 00:24:17,039
audience in the middle

519
00:24:13,520 –> 00:24:19,919
of a circus tent you were

520
00:24:17,039 –> 00:24:20,799
brought here by a friend and you’ve

521
00:24:19,919 –> 00:24:22,640
largely been

522
00:24:20,799 –> 00:24:25,440
enjoying the show despite your

523
00:24:22,640 –> 00:24:28,880
reluctance to admit it

524
00:24:25,440 –> 00:24:30,240
you’ve seen trapeze artists do amazing

525
00:24:28,880 –> 00:24:33,039
acrobatics

526
00:24:30,240 –> 00:24:34,159
clowns attempt to be funny but their

527
00:24:33,039 –> 00:24:35,919
awkwardness is

528
00:24:34,159 –> 00:24:37,919
the only real endearing thing about them

529
00:24:35,919 –> 00:24:40,559
if you can call it that

530
00:24:37,919 –> 00:24:41,600
and an amazing spectacle of animals the

531
00:24:40,559 –> 00:24:44,640
likes of which

532
00:24:41,600 –> 00:24:47,279
you’ve never seen before

533
00:24:44,640 –> 00:24:50,000
it honestly is one of the better days

534
00:24:47,279 –> 00:24:53,039
you’ve ever had

535
00:24:50,000 –> 00:24:55,600
then the ringleader comes out says

536
00:24:53,039 –> 00:24:56,720
thank you all so so much for coming it

537
00:24:55,600 –> 00:25:00,159
has been truly an

538
00:24:56,720 –> 00:25:04,720
honor to perform for you all and now

539
00:25:00,159 –> 00:25:07,600
it is time at last for our grand finale

540
00:25:04,720 –> 00:25:08,640
and as he puts on this showboating

541
00:25:07,600 –> 00:25:12,159
display

542
00:25:08,640 –> 00:25:13,760
for a brief instance his eyes meet with

543
00:25:12,159 –> 00:25:17,840
yours

544
00:25:13,760 –> 00:25:21,200
and as this happens i need you to roll

545
00:25:17,840 –> 00:25:24,880
one final wisdom save

546
00:25:21,200 –> 00:25:30,159

  1. as you’re watching

547
00:25:24,880 –> 00:25:33,919
this man it starts to seem

548
00:25:30,159 –> 00:25:33,919
eerily familiar

549
00:25:34,559 –> 00:25:39,520
his jolly appearance seems to morph

550
00:25:37,360 –> 00:25:43,840
before your eyes

551
00:25:39,520 –> 00:25:43,840
into something more sinister looking

552
00:25:44,240 –> 00:25:51,360
like what one might see out of some sick

553
00:25:47,760 –> 00:25:54,480
carny the ringleader speaks up

554
00:25:51,360 –> 00:25:58,000
and says for my

555
00:25:54,480 –> 00:26:01,039
final trick i’m going to need

556
00:25:58,000 –> 00:26:03,919
a volunteer

557
00:26:01,039 –> 00:26:06,240
the man who brought you here raises his

558
00:26:03,919 –> 00:26:10,480
hand

559
00:26:06,240 –> 00:26:14,320
and it is only now that you remember

560
00:26:10,480 –> 00:26:18,000
who this man even is how could you

561
00:26:14,320 –> 00:26:19,440
possibly forgotten it varus has been

562
00:26:18,000 –> 00:26:23,520
with you for so long

563
00:26:19,440 –> 00:26:27,600
but for some reason you just

564
00:26:23,520 –> 00:26:30,880
couldn’t varys speaks up and says

565
00:26:27,600 –> 00:26:32,559
i i’d like to volunteer if possible

566
00:26:30,880 –> 00:26:33,919
excellent i always love a willing

567
00:26:32,559 –> 00:26:36,960
volunteer please

568
00:26:33,919 –> 00:26:38,240
come on down she’s just kind of like

569
00:26:36,960 –> 00:26:40,799
reaching for him like no

570
00:26:38,240 –> 00:26:42,000
no no don’t don’t don’t [ __ ] leave me

571
00:26:40,799 –> 00:26:44,240
where are you going

572
00:26:42,000 –> 00:26:46,000
don’t worry don’t worry i’ll be fine

573
00:26:44,240 –> 00:26:49,679
just part of the show

574
00:26:46,000 –> 00:26:50,559
bar please i i’m not comfortable with

575
00:26:49,679 –> 00:26:52,960
this

576
00:26:50,559 –> 00:26:53,600
something’s not right he puts a hand on

577
00:26:52,960 –> 00:26:56,799
your shoulder

578
00:26:53,600 –> 00:26:59,600
and says don’t worry kid i’m not stupid

579
00:26:56,799 –> 00:27:00,240
i wouldn’t do anything that dangerous

580
00:26:59,600 –> 00:27:02,559
and

581
00:27:00,240 –> 00:27:03,679
you know that’s always something he says

582
00:27:02,559 –> 00:27:06,000
when he’s about to do something

583
00:27:03,679 –> 00:27:08,799
immeasurably stupid

584
00:27:06,000 –> 00:27:09,520
but it also usually calms you down

585
00:27:08,799 –> 00:27:14,240
because

586
00:27:09,520 –> 00:27:17,600
he always comes back so he walks down

587
00:27:14,240 –> 00:27:19,919
towards the ring leader who says

588
00:27:17,600 –> 00:27:23,279
for my final trick i shall be granting

589
00:27:19,919 –> 00:27:25,919
you any one wish of your desire

590
00:27:23,279 –> 00:27:26,399
so tell me friend what is it that you

591
00:27:25,919 –> 00:27:29,679
want

592
00:27:26,399 –> 00:27:33,360
most in this world

593
00:27:29,679 –> 00:27:34,399
and varus looks over to you in the

594
00:27:33,360 –> 00:27:37,840
audience

595
00:27:34,399 –> 00:27:38,880
and says there’s actually a friend i

596
00:27:37,840 –> 00:27:40,640
have

597
00:27:38,880 –> 00:27:41,919
they’re a little bit of a sullen type

598
00:27:40,640 –> 00:27:43,440
i’ve er

599
00:27:41,919 –> 00:27:45,279
i brought him here hoping i could get a

600
00:27:43,440 –> 00:27:48,799
smile out of them i haven’t

601
00:27:45,279 –> 00:27:49,520
quite gotten that yet i was hoping you

602
00:27:48,799 –> 00:27:54,159
could

603
00:27:49,520 –> 00:27:56,480
make that happen ah such a humble wish

604
00:27:54,159 –> 00:27:58,159
i would love nothing more than to put a

605
00:27:56,480 –> 00:28:01,520
smile on a child’s

606
00:27:58,159 –> 00:28:04,559
face why don’t you come on down as well

607
00:28:01,520 –> 00:28:06,720
a spotlight shines on you and varus

608
00:28:04,559 –> 00:28:09,760
motions for you to come down

609
00:28:06,720 –> 00:28:13,200
his eyes tell you to trust him

610
00:28:09,760 –> 00:28:16,720
you’re reluctant at first but you do

611
00:28:13,200 –> 00:28:18,880
come down regardless of how you feel

612
00:28:16,720 –> 00:28:21,919
about it you trust varus

613
00:28:18,880 –> 00:28:25,360
he wouldn’t lead you wrong

614
00:28:21,919 –> 00:28:28,240
as you go down the ring leader says

615
00:28:25,360 –> 00:28:30,399
now for this wish to work i’m going to

616
00:28:28,240 –> 00:28:33,919
need you both to hold hands

617
00:28:30,399 –> 00:28:36,480
and look at each other only your

618
00:28:33,919 –> 00:28:38,480
happiness can transfer to her and make

619
00:28:36,480 –> 00:28:41,279
her smile as you so

620
00:28:38,480 –> 00:28:41,279
desire

621
00:28:41,520 –> 00:28:48,880
you both do this and he says now

622
00:28:45,120 –> 00:28:51,919
repeat after me i wish i may

623
00:28:48,880 –> 00:28:56,559
i wish i might i

624
00:28:51,919 –> 00:29:01,039
i i wish i may i wish i might

625
00:28:56,559 –> 00:29:01,039
have my one wish granted tonight

626
00:29:01,919 –> 00:29:09,600
one wish granted tonight

627
00:29:05,360 –> 00:29:12,640
and so i say

628
00:29:09,600 –> 00:29:15,840
with stars a light

629
00:29:12,640 –> 00:29:19,120
and so i say i say

630
00:29:15,840 –> 00:29:20,720
what the star is the light my wish be

631
00:29:19,120 –> 00:29:25,360
granted

632
00:29:20,720 –> 00:29:28,559
and i give my life this

633
00:29:25,360 –> 00:29:31,840
wait and a sword

634
00:29:28,559 –> 00:29:35,840
plunges through varus’s chest

635
00:29:31,840 –> 00:29:37,840
no his blood splatters on your face

636
00:29:35,840 –> 00:29:39,360
dude safe screams i mean [ __ ] bloody

637
00:29:37,840 –> 00:29:42,960
murder i mean this

638
00:29:39,360 –> 00:29:42,960
she’s devastated

639
00:29:45,120 –> 00:29:52,000
i always love it when people are so

640
00:29:48,320 –> 00:29:52,880
selfless you have paid your price my

641
00:29:52,000 –> 00:29:56,640
friend and now

642
00:29:52,880 –> 00:29:59,679
i shall uphold my end of the bargain

643
00:29:56,640 –> 00:30:03,200
he pulls the sword out as varus lifeless

644
00:29:59,679 –> 00:30:05,200
body plummets to the floor and before

645
00:30:03,200 –> 00:30:08,399
you could even move

646
00:30:05,200 –> 00:30:09,279
this man’s hand is pressed against your

647
00:30:08,399 –> 00:30:12,000
mouth

648
00:30:09,279 –> 00:30:13,840
the blood that splattered on smearing

649
00:30:12,000 –> 00:30:16,000
against it

650
00:30:13,840 –> 00:30:17,520
i believe i promise to put a smile on

651
00:30:16,000 –> 00:30:23,840
your face

652
00:30:17,520 –> 00:30:23,840
and i’m a man of my word

653
00:30:24,240 –> 00:30:32,399
you feel immense pain as

654
00:30:27,840 –> 00:30:35,679
a dark magic begins to envelop you

655
00:30:32,399 –> 00:30:39,520
it is unbearable pain as you scream

656
00:30:35,679 –> 00:30:42,640
out muffled by this man’s hands

657
00:30:39,520 –> 00:30:44,640
and as he releases you and you begin to

658
00:30:42,640 –> 00:30:48,240
lose consciousness

659
00:30:44,640 –> 00:30:54,159
the last two sensations you feel

660
00:30:48,240 –> 00:30:56,960
are the sight of varus lifeless body

661
00:30:54,159 –> 00:30:58,000
end of the feeling of your cheeks

662
00:30:56,960 –> 00:31:00,720
stretching

663
00:30:58,000 –> 00:31:00,720
outward

664
00:31:03,360 –> 00:31:08,080
someone might assume this would have

665
00:31:04,720 –> 00:31:11,279
normally been the end of say story but

666
00:31:08,080 –> 00:31:11,279
we know that’s not the case

667
00:31:11,519 –> 00:31:17,200
years later after traveling with niltak

668
00:31:15,279 –> 00:31:18,799
spending some time with criselda and

669
00:31:17,200 –> 00:31:20,720
leif

670
00:31:18,799 –> 00:31:22,799
you eventually found yourself in the

671
00:31:20,720 –> 00:31:26,000
city of nightwatch

672
00:31:22,799 –> 00:31:29,919
under the temporary employ

673
00:31:26,000 –> 00:31:32,480
of a vampire at the bounty hunting guild

674
00:31:29,919 –> 00:31:33,679
he had called you in because he had an

675
00:31:32,480 –> 00:31:37,360
interesting offer

676
00:31:33,679 –> 00:31:40,240
for you as you enter

677
00:31:37,360 –> 00:31:40,880
lauschen’s office he greets you with the

678
00:31:40,240 –> 00:31:45,120
same

679
00:31:40,880 –> 00:31:48,159
koi smile that he always does

680
00:31:45,120 –> 00:31:53,200
saith my dear it is always so

681
00:31:48,159 –> 00:31:56,559
good to see your wondrous smiling face

682
00:31:53,200 –> 00:31:59,360
do you have to point it out every time

683
00:31:56,559 –> 00:32:01,279
i don’t see any harm and not besides i

684
00:31:59,360 –> 00:32:01,840
have a proposal for you i think you

685
00:32:01,279 –> 00:32:04,960
might be

686
00:32:01,840 –> 00:32:06,559
interested in all right

687
00:32:04,960 –> 00:32:09,519
what do you what do you have for me this

688
00:32:06,559 –> 00:32:10,880
time not the usual sort of job this is

689
00:32:09,519 –> 00:32:14,159
more of a

690
00:32:10,880 –> 00:32:15,919
long-term assignment if you will

691
00:32:14,159 –> 00:32:17,919
tell me are you familiar with an

692
00:32:15,919 –> 00:32:21,840
organization known as

693
00:32:17,919 –> 00:32:23,360
damned yeah i’ve seen them around

694
00:32:21,840 –> 00:32:25,519
it’s impressive that you have they try

695
00:32:23,360 –> 00:32:26,880
not to make them note of themselves

696
00:32:25,519 –> 00:32:28,799
but that’s why i think you’ll be

697
00:32:26,880 –> 00:32:30,480
exceptional for this

698
00:32:28,799 –> 00:32:32,720
you see as you know i tend to operate in

699
00:32:30,480 –> 00:32:35,120
a bit of a gray area

700
00:32:32,720 –> 00:32:37,679
so i feel it might be beneficial for me

701
00:32:35,120 –> 00:32:42,080
to have someone

702
00:32:37,679 –> 00:32:46,000
in on the government if you understand

703
00:32:42,080 –> 00:32:47,360
okay i would like you to join this

704
00:32:46,000 –> 00:32:49,600
organization

705
00:32:47,360 –> 00:32:51,039
but of course not for free not for free

706
00:32:49,600 –> 00:32:52,880
that would be a horrible business

707
00:32:51,039 –> 00:32:56,480
proposition

708
00:32:52,880 –> 00:32:59,919
so here’s what i will offer you

709
00:32:56,480 –> 00:33:03,200
if you do this for me i will use

710
00:32:59,919 –> 00:33:08,000
all of my available resources

711
00:33:03,200 –> 00:33:11,360
to find this wayward circus of yours

712
00:33:08,000 –> 00:33:15,440
do we have a deal yes

713
00:33:11,360 –> 00:33:17,440
absolutely and as you sealed the deal

714
00:33:15,440 –> 00:33:19,600
with a handshake

715
00:33:17,440 –> 00:33:22,720
that was the moment that would change

716
00:33:19,600 –> 00:33:22,720
saints life

717
00:33:22,840 –> 00:33:25,840
forever

718
00:33:27,120 –> 00:33:35,360
arlo you find yourself

719
00:33:31,279 –> 00:33:38,399
at the bar in a tavern

720
00:33:35,360 –> 00:33:41,519
you’re holding your drink

721
00:33:38,399 –> 00:33:45,600
and just wondering

722
00:33:41,519 –> 00:33:48,720
what’s gonna happen to you now i mean

723
00:33:45,600 –> 00:33:53,519
you completed your mission so

724
00:33:48,720 –> 00:33:56,559
why would anything be wrong but

725
00:33:53,519 –> 00:33:59,679
mother is pretty adamant on this

726
00:33:56,559 –> 00:34:02,880
as you’re nursing your drink

727
00:33:59,679 –> 00:34:06,080
trying to sort through your thoughts you

728
00:34:02,880 –> 00:34:09,119
feel a hand on your shoulder

729
00:34:06,080 –> 00:34:13,359
you look over and you see a familiar

730
00:34:09,119 –> 00:34:17,520
red dragonborn hello my son

731
00:34:13,359 –> 00:34:21,520
what seems to be troubling you i

732
00:34:17,520 –> 00:34:25,440
i’m not sure something just feels

733
00:34:21,520 –> 00:34:25,440
wrong but

734
00:34:25,599 –> 00:34:32,240
what am i supposed to do from here

735
00:34:29,359 –> 00:34:33,599
i wish i had the answer for you your

736
00:34:32,240 –> 00:34:36,960
mother is acting

737
00:34:33,599 –> 00:34:38,399
strange the mission could have gone

738
00:34:36,960 –> 00:34:42,159
better but

739
00:34:38,399 –> 00:34:43,599
she took it very personally i’m sure we

740
00:34:42,159 –> 00:34:46,079
will be able to figure something out

741
00:34:43,599 –> 00:34:49,599
just just let me talk to her

742
00:34:46,079 –> 00:34:52,720
yeah i mean you’re always good at that i

743
00:34:49,599 –> 00:34:55,119
i’ve never really known how she can be

744
00:34:52,720 –> 00:34:57,760
an intimidating woman but

745
00:34:55,119 –> 00:34:58,320
it is just a front that she puts up deep

746
00:34:57,760 –> 00:35:00,960
down

747
00:34:58,320 –> 00:35:03,040
she truly does care she wouldn’t have

748
00:35:00,960 –> 00:35:05,839
done this if she didn’t

749
00:35:03,040 –> 00:35:07,359
i don’t have to take your word for it

750
00:35:05,839 –> 00:35:10,560
she never wants to listen to anything i

751
00:35:07,359 –> 00:35:12,400
say he

752
00:35:10,560 –> 00:35:15,359
sort of shakes you from the shoulder and

753
00:35:12,400 –> 00:35:19,359
says do not worry

754
00:35:15,359 –> 00:35:22,960
have i ever let you down before nah

755
00:35:19,359 –> 00:35:27,119
you’ve always been there exactly

756
00:35:22,960 –> 00:35:29,520
i won’t let you down now just trust me

757
00:35:27,119 –> 00:35:30,800
and as your father holds up a glass to

758
00:35:29,520 –> 00:35:32,400
toast

759
00:35:30,800 –> 00:35:33,839
i need you to roll your final

760
00:35:32,400 –> 00:35:37,599
wisdom-saving throw

761
00:35:33,839 –> 00:35:39,920
you’re a bad person jordan i know

762
00:35:37,599 –> 00:35:40,800
you have problems you have problems in

763
00:35:39,920 –> 00:35:45,839
your internal

764
00:35:40,800 –> 00:35:45,839
parts roll it

765
00:35:46,000 –> 00:35:50,480
it’s a [ __ ] 19 on the die so eat my

766
00:35:48,160 –> 00:35:53,839
ass

767
00:35:50,480 –> 00:35:53,839
i didn’t say i wanted you to fail

768
00:35:54,960 –> 00:36:01,920
you lift your glass to meet with jacobs

769
00:35:58,800 –> 00:36:05,440
and just before you meet you stop

770
00:36:01,920 –> 00:36:05,760
and you realize why your mother was the

771
00:36:05,440 –> 00:36:09,040
way

772
00:36:05,760 –> 00:36:12,240
she was you look

773
00:36:09,040 –> 00:36:18,000
at your father and realize

774
00:36:12,240 –> 00:36:21,680
you’re not here this isn’t what happened

775
00:36:18,000 –> 00:36:25,440
you died

776
00:36:21,680 –> 00:36:29,760
on that mission that was

777
00:36:25,440 –> 00:36:33,119
why komodra was like that

778
00:36:29,760 –> 00:36:35,920
because she had lost him and didn’t want

779
00:36:33,119 –> 00:36:39,760
to lose you too

780
00:36:35,920 –> 00:36:43,920
suddenly the figure next to you

781
00:36:39,760 –> 00:36:47,200
and you are now singing next to snapdra

782
00:36:43,920 –> 00:36:50,640
as she attempts to console you on both

783
00:36:47,200 –> 00:36:55,040
the loss of your father as well

784
00:36:50,640 –> 00:36:57,920
as your military status

785
00:36:55,040 –> 00:37:00,000
she just like what you would remember

786
00:36:57,920 –> 00:37:01,760
had just promised to be able to help you

787
00:37:00,000 –> 00:37:04,560
but

788
00:37:01,760 –> 00:37:09,760
you knew that wasn’t gonna happen not

789
00:37:04,560 –> 00:37:12,960
after a loss that devastating

790
00:37:09,760 –> 00:37:17,920
snapchat stares into her drink

791
00:37:12,960 –> 00:37:17,920
and says look i

792
00:37:18,480 –> 00:37:23,520
i can’t promise you i’ll be able to talk

793
00:37:20,240 –> 00:37:26,960
any sense into her

794
00:37:23,520 –> 00:37:29,280
i wish i had an answer for you on

795
00:37:26,960 –> 00:37:31,520
what it is you should do from here but i

796
00:37:29,280 –> 00:37:31,520
just

797
00:37:32,720 –> 00:37:36,880
she’s got powerful reach here her

798
00:37:34,839 –> 00:37:38,800
influences

799
00:37:36,880 –> 00:37:41,119
unlike most because of her

800
00:37:38,800 –> 00:37:44,400
accomplishments so

801
00:37:41,119 –> 00:37:46,800
it’ll be tricky but

802
00:37:44,400 –> 00:37:47,520
i promise you with this this is not the

803
00:37:46,800 –> 00:37:52,240
end for you

804
00:37:47,520 –> 00:37:55,839
all right it’s

805
00:37:52,240 –> 00:37:55,839
i’ll figure out something but this

806
00:37:56,160 –> 00:38:00,880
it’s what she said and so that’s what we

807
00:37:58,160 –> 00:38:04,960
have to do and it’s

808
00:38:00,880 –> 00:38:08,480
this is my fault anyway it is not

809
00:38:04,960 –> 00:38:09,200
your fault all right arlo like pounds

810
00:38:08,480 –> 00:38:12,720
his fist

811
00:38:09,200 –> 00:38:16,079
on the bar it is

812
00:38:12,720 –> 00:38:17,520
it it is you weren’t

813
00:38:16,079 –> 00:38:20,079
you weren’t there you don’t know what

814
00:38:17,520 –> 00:38:23,520
happened i i knew

815
00:38:20,079 –> 00:38:27,200
i knew i should have gone back i knew

816
00:38:23,520 –> 00:38:32,240
that regardless of what orders were that

817
00:38:27,200 –> 00:38:36,160
he should have had more help and he

818
00:38:32,240 –> 00:38:39,599
i know what kind of man my father is i

819
00:38:36,160 –> 00:38:41,920
i know that he would give his life

820
00:38:39,599 –> 00:38:43,040
for others i knew that about him and i

821
00:38:41,920 –> 00:38:44,880
knew

822
00:38:43,040 –> 00:38:46,400
the direness of the situation they could

823
00:38:44,880 –> 00:38:48,880
have been walking into

824
00:38:46,400 –> 00:38:49,839
and i just chose to do what i was told

825
00:38:48,880 –> 00:38:54,079
like i

826
00:38:49,839 –> 00:38:57,359
like i always do it is my

827
00:38:54,079 –> 00:39:01,119
fault and i have to do

828
00:38:57,359 –> 00:39:04,240
something to make this mean

829
00:39:01,119 –> 00:39:07,440
something snatch looks at you

830
00:39:04,240 –> 00:39:11,040
searching for the words to say but

831
00:39:07,440 –> 00:39:12,839
comes up short she looks down into her

832
00:39:11,040 –> 00:39:15,680
drink

833
00:39:12,839 –> 00:39:17,839
and has a sudden

834
00:39:15,680 –> 00:39:19,440
sweep of inspiration come across her

835
00:39:17,839 –> 00:39:23,119
face

836
00:39:19,440 –> 00:39:25,200
you yourself are too downtrodden to

837
00:39:23,119 –> 00:39:29,040
notice this

838
00:39:25,200 –> 00:39:30,720
but then snapdra begins to speak again

839
00:39:29,040 –> 00:39:32,160
well it’s definitely not going to be

840
00:39:30,720 –> 00:39:34,320
easy i mean

841
00:39:32,160 –> 00:39:35,920
the influence that your mother has you’d

842
00:39:34,320 –> 00:39:38,400
pretty much have to operate

843
00:39:35,920 –> 00:39:39,760
outside of the empire i mean the most

844
00:39:38,400 –> 00:39:42,960
you could do here be like

845
00:39:39,760 –> 00:39:44,560
i don’t know setting up small clinic in

846
00:39:42,960 –> 00:39:47,280
some remote area

847
00:39:44,560 –> 00:39:48,720
where she would probably never go to she

848
00:39:47,280 –> 00:39:49,920
know you’d be safe and probably wouldn’t

849
00:39:48,720 –> 00:39:51,839
look into it that much but

850
00:39:49,920 –> 00:39:53,200
as far as making a real change i mean

851
00:39:51,839 –> 00:39:55,200
you have to go somewhere where she

852
00:39:53,200 –> 00:39:58,800
doesn’t have that kind of influence like

853
00:39:55,200 –> 00:40:01,839
i don’t know damned or something hmm

854
00:39:58,800 –> 00:40:03,440
damned oh no forget i said that you

855
00:40:01,839 –> 00:40:04,000
wouldn’t like them they’re real boring

856
00:40:03,440 –> 00:40:05,359
they just

857
00:40:04,000 –> 00:40:07,839
they just do that thing where like they

858
00:40:05,359 –> 00:40:10,720
go and make sure bad things don’t happen

859
00:40:07,839 –> 00:40:12,800
you know real preventative stuff it’d be

860
00:40:10,720 –> 00:40:17,520
boring for you you wouldn’t like it

861
00:40:12,800 –> 00:40:19,920
hmm but maybe i would like it

862
00:40:17,520 –> 00:40:21,359
nah nah trust me you’d be better off

863
00:40:19,920 –> 00:40:24,960
just doing that clinic thing

864
00:40:21,359 –> 00:40:27,520
trust me on that and as she takes a sip

865
00:40:24,960 –> 00:40:28,160
of her drink while side eyeing an ro

866
00:40:27,520 –> 00:40:31,359
aegon

867
00:40:28,160 –> 00:40:35,200
in the midst of plotting arlo is so

868
00:40:31,359 –> 00:40:39,119
smart and so stupid all at the same time

869
00:40:35,200 –> 00:40:41,359
you’re welcome arlo himself had resolved

870
00:40:39,119 –> 00:40:46,160
within himself

871
00:40:41,359 –> 00:40:46,160
to take maggers into his own hands

872
00:40:47,839 –> 00:40:56,319
wintera you

873
00:40:50,880 –> 00:40:56,319
are walking through your forest

874
00:40:56,400 –> 00:41:03,839
and next to you is

875
00:41:00,400 –> 00:41:05,860
bookworm you decided to

876
00:41:03,839 –> 00:41:07,119
bring her over and show her

877
00:41:05,860 –> 00:41:10,240
[Music]

878
00:41:07,119 –> 00:41:10,960
what your forest is like you guys have

879
00:41:10,240 –> 00:41:15,440
been

880
00:41:10,960 –> 00:41:19,200
very close ever since um

881
00:41:15,440 –> 00:41:21,760
where did you meet her oh well

882
00:41:19,200 –> 00:41:23,359
probably not important you just know

883
00:41:21,760 –> 00:41:26,880
that you

884
00:41:23,359 –> 00:41:30,880
enjoy getting to spend time with her

885
00:41:26,880 –> 00:41:35,200
you feel a breeze

886
00:41:30,880 –> 00:41:38,640
brush past you and you hear

887
00:41:35,200 –> 00:41:41,839
you have a really beautiful forest

888
00:41:38,640 –> 00:41:43,280
it reminds me a lot of mine

889
00:41:41,839 –> 00:41:45,359
we’ll have to visit your forest sometime

890
00:41:43,280 –> 00:41:48,000
and you can show me around

891
00:41:45,359 –> 00:41:49,440
i’d like that it’s actually just to the

892
00:41:48,000 –> 00:41:52,640
south of here

893
00:41:49,440 –> 00:41:55,680
it’s a lot bigger like

894
00:41:52,640 –> 00:41:59,440
the trees are all bigger the animals

895
00:41:55,680 –> 00:42:02,560
everything is just bigger

896
00:41:59,440 –> 00:42:05,839
that’s okay i don’t i don’t mind

897
00:42:02,560 –> 00:42:08,319
that’s good i i really enjoy getting to

898
00:42:05,839 –> 00:42:11,760
spend time with you like this

899
00:42:08,319 –> 00:42:13,359
me too i i don’t think i’ve ever felt

900
00:42:11,760 –> 00:42:15,040
this close with anyone outside my family

901
00:42:13,359 –> 00:42:17,839
before

902
00:42:15,040 –> 00:42:17,839
me neither

903
00:42:18,160 –> 00:42:25,359
and as you two have this exchange

904
00:42:21,680 –> 00:42:28,880
i now need you to roll your final

905
00:42:25,359 –> 00:42:32,480
wisdom-saving throw okay

906
00:42:28,880 –> 00:42:38,079
good that was so good for all 26.

907
00:42:32,480 –> 00:42:42,000
as you have this conversation with her

908
00:42:38,079 –> 00:42:45,680
you suddenly remember

909
00:42:42,000 –> 00:42:49,200
you didn’t bring her to your forest

910
00:42:45,680 –> 00:42:52,560
like this you met her

911
00:42:49,200 –> 00:42:56,839
at damned

912
00:42:52,560 –> 00:43:00,720
when you went there after oliver’s

913
00:42:56,839 –> 00:43:05,920
death you remember

914
00:43:00,720 –> 00:43:10,000
meeting her spending some time and then

915
00:43:05,920 –> 00:43:14,160
just before you guys came out here to

916
00:43:10,000 –> 00:43:18,560
help her she

917
00:43:14,160 –> 00:43:18,560
drags you into a room while invisible

918
00:43:18,880 –> 00:43:24,240
and for some reason

919
00:43:24,800 –> 00:43:32,880
that one detail lingers

920
00:43:28,480 –> 00:43:37,760
with you her ability to turn

921
00:43:32,880 –> 00:43:41,040
invisible and all the times

922
00:43:37,760 –> 00:43:44,079
you weren’t with her

923
00:43:41,040 –> 00:43:46,640
and suddenly another thought enters your

924
00:43:44,079 –> 00:43:46,640
mind

925
00:43:47,119 –> 00:43:50,800
has she been watching me

926
00:43:53,599 –> 00:44:00,400
suddenly all three of you are enveloped

927
00:43:56,880 –> 00:44:04,079
in a green light as you are all

928
00:44:00,400 –> 00:44:07,359
brought back to the main room

929
00:44:04,079 –> 00:44:08,240
where you all started the gaps in your

930
00:44:07,359 –> 00:44:11,599
memories

931
00:44:08,240 –> 00:44:13,119
refill as you guys realize just after

932
00:44:11,599 –> 00:44:14,400
safe had fallen unconscious in the

933
00:44:13,119 –> 00:44:17,440
previous trial

934
00:44:14,400 –> 00:44:18,319
you were all immediately teleported into

935
00:44:17,440 –> 00:44:21,599
the next

936
00:44:18,319 –> 00:44:26,160
trial which you have all

937
00:44:21,599 –> 00:44:30,000
cleared you are surrounded once again

938
00:44:26,160 –> 00:44:33,599
by the fae lords as they all give you

939
00:44:30,000 –> 00:44:36,040
a approving golf clap applause

940
00:44:33,599 –> 00:44:37,280
to tanya approaches you all and says

941
00:44:36,040 –> 00:44:40,319
congratulations

942
00:44:37,280 –> 00:44:43,119
you have all passed the trials of

943
00:44:40,319 –> 00:44:43,119
the fae

944
00:44:43,680 –> 00:44:47,839
with that we would like to especially

945
00:44:46,400 –> 00:44:51,040
congratulate

946
00:44:47,839 –> 00:44:56,480
those of you who received the blessing

947
00:44:51,040 –> 00:44:59,119
during your trials congratulations

948
00:44:56,480 –> 00:44:59,119
arlo

949
00:44:59,760 –> 00:45:04,240
arlo is visibly shaken from

950
00:45:03,119 –> 00:45:06,640
everything that happened during the

951
00:45:04,240 –> 00:45:08,720
memories

952
00:45:06,640 –> 00:45:11,200
like it should be impossible for him to

953
00:45:08,720 –> 00:45:14,240
look pale but he does look like pale

954
00:45:11,200 –> 00:45:18,319
wintera as you hear

955
00:45:14,240 –> 00:45:22,240
that declaration and realize

956
00:45:18,319 –> 00:45:25,599
that because of the long pause only

957
00:45:22,240 –> 00:45:27,280
arlo got it you begin to wonder to

958
00:45:25,599 –> 00:45:30,640
yourself

959
00:45:27,280 –> 00:45:34,079
wait why did only he get it

960
00:45:30,640 –> 00:45:36,319
i’m the one who made the deal i should

961
00:45:34,079 –> 00:45:38,400
have the closest ties to the faye why

962
00:45:36,319 –> 00:45:41,680
would

963
00:45:38,400 –> 00:45:41,680
why would only happen

964
00:45:43,680 –> 00:45:48,720
but you soon brushed that thought off as

965
00:45:46,800 –> 00:45:51,760
titania comes up to you and

966
00:45:48,720 –> 00:45:54,480
to all of you and says

967
00:45:51,760 –> 00:45:55,200
so now that you have received the

968
00:45:54,480 –> 00:45:58,240
blessing

969
00:45:55,200 –> 00:46:01,359
you will be able to locate our lost

970
00:45:58,240 –> 00:46:02,480
shepherd we assume somewhere in the

971
00:46:01,359 –> 00:46:04,400
material plane

972
00:46:02,480 –> 00:46:05,920
as that would be the most logical place

973
00:46:04,400 –> 00:46:07,760
for them to be

974
00:46:05,920 –> 00:46:09,920
it is not a terribly urgent matter so

975
00:46:07,760 –> 00:46:10,800
you may take your time here if you would

976
00:46:09,920 –> 00:46:12,800
all like

977
00:46:10,800 –> 00:46:14,640
however once you return we would

978
00:46:12,800 –> 00:46:17,520
encourage you to begin your search

979
00:46:14,640 –> 00:46:17,520
post haste

980
00:46:18,560 –> 00:46:22,720
okay what else can you tell us about

981
00:46:20,720 –> 00:46:23,359
this this missing person you keep

982
00:46:22,720 –> 00:46:26,400
calling them

983
00:46:23,359 –> 00:46:28,960
your your lost shepherd what why

984
00:46:26,400 –> 00:46:30,640
where where is this word coming from

985
00:46:28,960 –> 00:46:32,800
well

986
00:46:30,640 –> 00:46:35,280
truth be told that’s just what we

987
00:46:32,800 –> 00:46:38,560
remember about them

988
00:46:35,280 –> 00:46:39,119
they we knew that they were our shepherd

989
00:46:38,560 –> 00:46:42,560
but

990
00:46:39,119 –> 00:46:44,960
beyond that we remember nothing

991
00:46:42,560 –> 00:46:47,839
which is why we know they are lost even

992
00:46:44,960 –> 00:46:47,839
to our memories

993
00:46:50,880 –> 00:46:55,200
when tara looks around very frantically

994
00:46:53,040 –> 00:46:58,240
and she’s looking for her grandmother

995
00:46:55,200 –> 00:47:00,720
or for her grandmother and oliver

996
00:46:58,240 –> 00:47:02,960
analo and oliver are both there over to

997
00:47:00,720 –> 00:47:05,119
the side ottalo was kind of like

998
00:47:02,960 –> 00:47:06,400
keeping oliver restrained who was trying

999
00:47:05,119 –> 00:47:08,319
to like

1000
00:47:06,400 –> 00:47:09,680
run up to you guys but she also

1001
00:47:08,319 –> 00:47:11,040
recognized that this is kind of an

1002
00:47:09,680 –> 00:47:13,280
important ceremony and just trying to

1003
00:47:11,040 –> 00:47:14,560
like hold him back a little bit

1004
00:47:13,280 –> 00:47:16,160
imagine she’s like holding him like

1005
00:47:14,560 –> 00:47:19,839
underneath his arms and his like legs

1006
00:47:16,160 –> 00:47:19,839
are just like running like cartoon style

1007
00:47:20,240 –> 00:47:24,559
like when you put a dog over a pool of

1008
00:47:22,160 –> 00:47:24,559
water

1009
00:47:27,359 –> 00:47:31,119
but yes you can see that they are in

1010
00:47:28,800 –> 00:47:32,640
fact fine okay

1011
00:47:31,119 –> 00:47:34,319
she’s gonna go she’s gonna say words to

1012
00:47:32,640 –> 00:47:34,800
them in a minute but she turns back over

1013
00:47:34,319 –> 00:47:37,280
to the

1014
00:47:34,800 –> 00:47:38,480
lords and ladies and she says so you

1015
00:47:37,280 –> 00:47:40,160
don’t remember anything about this

1016
00:47:38,480 –> 00:47:41,920
person you just remember they are called

1017
00:47:40,160 –> 00:47:43,440
a shepherd you don’t know why they are

1018
00:47:41,920 –> 00:47:44,559
called a shepherd they could be anywhere

1019
00:47:43,440 –> 00:47:46,480
on the material plane

1020
00:47:44,559 –> 00:47:48,880
we need to find them in some immediate

1021
00:47:46,480 –> 00:47:50,960
fashion and

1022
00:47:48,880 –> 00:47:53,359
we have no general time frame other than

1023
00:47:50,960 –> 00:47:56,640
hopefully soon

1024
00:47:53,359 –> 00:48:00,079
yes couldn’t have said it better myself

1025
00:47:56,640 –> 00:48:02,400
i’d like to leave the feywild now

1026
00:48:00,079 –> 00:48:04,319
are you still unconscious no you’re all

1027
00:48:02,400 –> 00:48:06,640
awake okay

1028
00:48:04,319 –> 00:48:09,520
the safe pop up from the floor and the

1029
00:48:06,640 –> 00:48:11,280
first thing she said is i would like

1030
00:48:09,520 –> 00:48:12,640
like her hair is all messed up like one

1031
00:48:11,280 –> 00:48:15,920
eye is half closed

1032
00:48:12,640 –> 00:48:19,680
i don’t like to leave the wild now

1033
00:48:15,920 –> 00:48:24,400
is modi around like is modi there

1034
00:48:19,680 –> 00:48:28,000
he’s on your shoulder grinning at you

1035
00:48:24,400 –> 00:48:28,000
something something cheshire cat

1036
00:48:30,160 –> 00:48:37,599
okay well

1037
00:48:34,240 –> 00:48:38,960
we we have so many things that we have

1038
00:48:37,599 –> 00:48:39,680
to keep track of but she says that she’s

1039
00:48:38,960 –> 00:48:42,480
starting to

1040
00:48:39,680 –> 00:48:44,480
like look at arlo and safe and gives

1041
00:48:42,480 –> 00:48:46,640
modi the dirtiest look when tara has

1042
00:48:44,480 –> 00:48:50,000
ever given a creature in her entire life

1043
00:48:46,640 –> 00:48:51,760
before she walks over to go and scoops

1044
00:48:50,000 –> 00:48:52,400
up oliver and puts him on her back and

1045
00:48:51,760 –> 00:48:55,200
she’s like

1046
00:48:52,400 –> 00:48:55,599
looking at her grandmother and says do

1047
00:48:55,200 –> 00:48:57,280
you

1048
00:48:55,599 –> 00:48:58,880
know anything else since you’re not

1049
00:48:57,280 –> 00:49:01,680
initially from here

1050
00:48:58,880 –> 00:49:02,960
they haven’t really told me much this

1051
00:49:01,680 –> 00:49:06,240
only kind of became an

1052
00:49:02,960 –> 00:49:10,079
issue when they forgot and

1053
00:49:06,240 –> 00:49:11,520
i never met the shepherd it i

1054
00:49:10,079 –> 00:49:13,520
i just came over and they said they

1055
00:49:11,520 –> 00:49:15,599
would send someone else i never got to

1056
00:49:13,520 –> 00:49:19,839
meet the person

1057
00:49:15,599 –> 00:49:19,839
guys what if

1058
00:49:19,920 –> 00:49:25,520
what if their shepherd’s not lost

1059
00:49:22,960 –> 00:49:27,440
what do you what do you mean what if he

1060
00:49:25,520 –> 00:49:30,480
just changed

1061
00:49:27,440 –> 00:49:32,000
what if we know who it is say i

1062
00:49:30,480 –> 00:49:34,079
i can’t deal with riddles right now what

1063
00:49:32,000 –> 00:49:37,760
are you talking about

1064
00:49:34,079 –> 00:49:39,280
bookworm what what if their shepherd is

1065
00:49:37,760 –> 00:49:41,920
bookworm

1066
00:49:39,280 –> 00:49:42,720
bookworm’s in that room by the way so

1067
00:49:41,920 –> 00:49:47,119
she looks at you

1068
00:49:42,720 –> 00:49:49,680
very shocked as you say that not you

1069
00:49:47,119 –> 00:49:49,680
bookworm

1070
00:49:52,480 –> 00:50:00,240
she looks horrified as you say that

1071
00:49:56,079 –> 00:50:03,440
oh damn i think we know exactly

1072
00:50:00,240 –> 00:50:05,280
who the shepherd is oh excellent can you

1073
00:50:03,440 –> 00:50:08,319
bring them to us

1074
00:50:05,280 –> 00:50:10,480
we’re gonna need a minute and um the

1075
00:50:08,319 –> 00:50:11,359
location of your nearest liquor store or

1076
00:50:10,480 –> 00:50:15,359
wine cellar

1077
00:50:11,359 –> 00:50:18,559
for personal reasons please

1078
00:50:15,359 –> 00:50:19,520
we know you have whiskey don’t lie i do

1079
00:50:18,559 –> 00:50:21,760
not have enough

1080
00:50:19,520 –> 00:50:23,119
for what i require to treat this

1081
00:50:21,760 –> 00:50:24,880
internal wound

1082
00:50:23,119 –> 00:50:26,720
speaking of which safe is just like

1083
00:50:24,880 –> 00:50:28,880
[ __ ] give me give me something

1084
00:50:26,720 –> 00:50:30,079
give me something harlow is full

1085
00:50:28,880 –> 00:50:32,319
swatting your hands away like these are

1086
00:50:30,079 –> 00:50:32,319
mine

1087
00:50:33,599 –> 00:50:37,440
sharing time is over i don’t have time

1088
00:50:35,760 –> 00:50:38,160
for either of you right now i can’t

1089
00:50:37,440 –> 00:50:39,920
handle

1090
00:50:38,160 –> 00:50:41,359
any of you and she looks at her

1091
00:50:39,920 –> 00:50:43,839
grandmother and is also giving her

1092
00:50:41,359 –> 00:50:46,880
another dirty look and she’s just like

1093
00:50:43,839 –> 00:50:49,119
the river of time is never constant and

1094
00:50:46,880 –> 00:50:50,000
you need to speak with my mother sooner

1095
00:50:49,119 –> 00:50:52,240
than later

1096
00:50:50,000 –> 00:50:53,680
before something happens that things

1097
00:50:52,240 –> 00:50:55,119
aren’t going to be able to change

1098
00:50:53,680 –> 00:50:57,040
especially with what’s going on right

1099
00:50:55,119 –> 00:51:00,160
now over in our plane we need to get

1100
00:50:57,040 –> 00:51:03,040
back and figure things out

1101
00:51:00,160 –> 00:51:04,079
okay i can open the portal immediately

1102
00:51:03,040 –> 00:51:08,400
that’s

1103
00:51:04,079 –> 00:51:11,680
all right and she

1104
00:51:08,400 –> 00:51:14,000
uh makes her way out of the

1105
00:51:11,680 –> 00:51:14,000
room

1106
00:51:18,240 –> 00:51:21,839
you all follow autoload to the center of

1107
00:51:20,880 –> 00:51:25,200
town where

1108
00:51:21,839 –> 00:51:29,359
there is a fountain the same one

1109
00:51:25,200 –> 00:51:32,720
that you all initially came out of

1110
00:51:29,359 –> 00:51:36,000
she places her hand on

1111
00:51:32,720 –> 00:51:39,119
the water’s surface and the portal opens

1112
00:51:36,000 –> 00:51:42,480
once more and says

1113
00:51:39,119 –> 00:51:43,520
i’m going to need to stay here for the

1114
00:51:42,480 –> 00:51:45,760
time being

1115
00:51:43,520 –> 00:51:46,880
i was only allowed to come over just to

1116
00:51:45,760 –> 00:51:51,200
get you um

1117
00:51:46,880 –> 00:51:54,400
so maybe next time

1118
00:51:51,200 –> 00:51:57,839
it’s i

1119
00:51:54,400 –> 00:52:00,800
faith is actually like tearing up

1120
00:51:57,839 –> 00:52:04,640
it’s something you guys have never seen

1121
00:52:00,800 –> 00:52:09,440
arlo puts a hand on your shoulder

1122
00:52:04,640 –> 00:52:13,040
although the time is right now

1123
00:52:09,440 –> 00:52:16,880
i don’t think you understand what your

1124
00:52:13,040 –> 00:52:20,400
family is going through they need you

1125
00:52:16,880 –> 00:52:24,000
ottalo more than ever

1126
00:52:20,400 –> 00:52:27,200
i i don’t know how i can explain to you

1127
00:52:24,000 –> 00:52:31,119
i i don’t understand

1128
00:52:27,200 –> 00:52:34,240
how a mother how a grandmother can

1129
00:52:31,119 –> 00:52:37,280
i have to go we we have to leave

1130
00:52:34,240 –> 00:52:41,040
i couldn’t have said it better safe arlo

1131
00:52:37,280 –> 00:52:44,640
looks and

1132
00:52:41,040 –> 00:52:46,880
says nothing as

1133
00:52:44,640 –> 00:52:49,040
she opens her mouth to speak but no

1134
00:52:46,880 –> 00:52:52,960
sound escapes

1135
00:52:49,040 –> 00:52:56,160
you all go through the portal

1136
00:52:52,960 –> 00:53:01,839
and return back to

1137
00:52:56,160 –> 00:53:01,839
the material plane

1138
00:53:03,520 –> 00:53:07,760
once you all are back in the material

1139
00:53:06,000 –> 00:53:09,520
plane proper

1140
00:53:07,760 –> 00:53:11,119
you all have a moment to gather

1141
00:53:09,520 –> 00:53:14,800
yourselves

1142
00:53:11,119 –> 00:53:15,760
and then arlo your speaking stone goes

1143
00:53:14,800 –> 00:53:20,559
off

1144
00:53:15,760 –> 00:53:23,599
uh arlo answers it hello hello

1145
00:53:20,559 –> 00:53:26,640
uh sorry uh dr aegon you’ve reached the

1146
00:53:23,599 –> 00:53:30,640
office of the good doctor arlo aegon

1147
00:53:26,640 –> 00:53:30,640
uh please leave a message after the beat

1148
00:53:30,960 –> 00:53:35,440
oh god i hate these things um hi this is

1149
00:53:33,040 –> 00:53:36,079
niavra uh niavra yelgen you called me

1150
00:53:35,440 –> 00:53:40,079
earlier

1151
00:53:36,079 –> 00:53:43,359
um i was just trying to return yeah yeah

1152
00:53:40,079 –> 00:53:44,240
it’s me i was doing a bit dude why would

1153
00:53:43,359 –> 00:53:48,160
the beep

1154
00:53:44,240 –> 00:53:51,440
sound exactly like my voice you know

1155
00:53:48,160 –> 00:53:51,440
i hadn’t thought about that honestly

1156
00:53:51,520 –> 00:53:56,000
is everything okay niabra oh yes no

1157
00:53:55,040 –> 00:53:57,680
everything’s fine everything’s fine

1158
00:53:56,000 –> 00:53:59,280
i just got your message about how you

1159
00:53:57,680 –> 00:54:02,400
needed greta for

1160
00:53:59,280 –> 00:54:05,760
um why

1161
00:54:02,400 –> 00:54:07,359
um so i know gran four is a very chill

1162
00:54:05,760 –> 00:54:09,200
man right now and he has

1163
00:54:07,359 –> 00:54:11,359
uh important uh things to attend to as

1164
00:54:09,200 –> 00:54:12,800
far as keeping the town safe

1165
00:54:11,359 –> 00:54:14,720
however we believe that there is a

1166
00:54:12,800 –> 00:54:16,880
danger to the town and

1167
00:54:14,720 –> 00:54:18,720
um as far as the current forces that we

1168
00:54:16,880 –> 00:54:22,160
have we might be a little bit

1169
00:54:18,720 –> 00:54:26,079
short-handed so we needed someone

1170
00:54:22,160 –> 00:54:29,440
who could uh be described as a

1171
00:54:26,079 –> 00:54:32,720
uh hella powerful so

1172
00:54:29,440 –> 00:54:37,040
we uh reached out to uh

1173
00:54:32,720 –> 00:54:38,640
you and to uh uh to grant for

1174
00:54:37,040 –> 00:54:40,240
yeah because we uh we need help because

1175
00:54:38,640 –> 00:54:43,040
there’s a

1176
00:54:40,240 –> 00:54:44,720
there’s crazy [ __ ] going down yet again

1177
00:54:43,040 –> 00:54:46,480
honestly uh you guys should

1178
00:54:44,720 –> 00:54:48,640
keep a better eye on that but that’s

1179
00:54:46,480 –> 00:54:51,440
that’s neither here nor there

1180
00:54:48,640 –> 00:54:52,640
oh okay so so you called because you

1181
00:54:51,440 –> 00:54:53,040
needed someone powerful and so you

1182
00:54:52,640 –> 00:54:55,440
wanted

1183
00:54:53,040 –> 00:54:57,359
granite for specifically okay uh got it

1184
00:54:55,440 –> 00:55:03,200
uh role insight

1185
00:54:57,359 –> 00:55:03,200
she’s her poor thing uh that says 16.

1186
00:55:03,359 –> 00:55:07,280
she was kind of hurt that you didn’t ask

1187
00:55:04,960 –> 00:55:10,559
for her as well

1188
00:55:07,280 –> 00:55:12,559
oh also by the way i mean you know

1189
00:55:10,559 –> 00:55:14,240
we would have asked for you but like you

1190
00:55:12,559 –> 00:55:16,000
know i think we all know who like you

1191
00:55:14,240 –> 00:55:18,839
know the brains that outfit is we don’t

1192
00:55:16,000 –> 00:55:21,200
want to put you in danger

1193
00:55:18,839 –> 00:55:22,079
oh of course i i knew that’s why i

1194
00:55:21,200 –> 00:55:26,079
didn’t bring it up

1195
00:55:22,079 –> 00:55:27,200
um like slightly like very quietly but

1196
00:55:26,079 –> 00:55:30,960
still very like

1197
00:55:27,200 –> 00:55:36,880
heard through the phone yes saved it

1198
00:55:30,960 –> 00:55:36,880
oh my gosh she does not react to that

1199
00:55:38,319 –> 00:55:42,640
saith has just walked several pages away

1200
00:55:41,280 –> 00:55:46,400
and is just

1201
00:55:42,640 –> 00:55:47,839
standing with her head in her hands

1202
00:55:46,400 –> 00:55:49,760
so uh unfortunately i didn’t quite

1203
00:55:47,839 –> 00:55:52,079
realize what the nature of it was but it

1204
00:55:49,760 –> 00:55:54,880
did sound urgent uh grandpa is

1205
00:55:52,079 –> 00:55:56,640
quite busy uh you know opening up new

1206
00:55:54,880 –> 00:55:57,760
areas cutting ribbons he loves cutting

1207
00:55:56,640 –> 00:56:01,839
ribbons

1208
00:55:57,760 –> 00:56:05,040
but i i did send someone that i thought

1209
00:56:01,839 –> 00:56:07,920
might be able to help and you will hear

1210
00:56:05,040 –> 00:56:07,920
from above you

1211
00:56:08,280 –> 00:56:16,000
[Music]

1212
00:56:11,359 –> 00:56:16,960
as from the smoke of the impact oh my

1213
00:56:16,000 –> 00:56:21,040
god

1214
00:56:16,960 –> 00:56:24,160
you’re here successful landing excellent

1215
00:56:21,040 –> 00:56:26,240
how did i know from the second i heard

1216
00:56:24,160 –> 00:56:28,880
the screaming start from far away

1217
00:56:26,240 –> 00:56:29,680
and get closer as if impact to the

1218
00:56:28,880 –> 00:56:32,240
ground

1219
00:56:29,680 –> 00:56:33,760
i knew i i knew what was going to happen

1220
00:56:32,240 –> 00:56:35,200
before we even got that far let’s be

1221
00:56:33,760 –> 00:56:39,680
real

1222
00:56:35,200 –> 00:56:41,359
i only have so many characters here sibo

1223
00:56:39,680 –> 00:56:43,200
stumbles out from the rubble it’s like

1224
00:56:41,359 –> 00:56:45,839
ah excellent i found exactly where you

1225
00:56:43,200 –> 00:56:49,200
all were good to see you again

1226
00:56:45,839 –> 00:56:50,480
convenient right well if it ain’t sim

1227
00:56:49,200 –> 00:56:52,480
sibo

1228
00:56:50,480 –> 00:56:53,520
oh i like that he pulls out a notepad

1229
00:56:52,480 –> 00:56:56,720
and jots that down

1230
00:56:53,520 –> 00:56:58,079
i’m kind of weird with nicknames indeed

1231
00:56:56,720 –> 00:56:59,920
you are

1232
00:56:58,079 –> 00:57:01,680
back on this pizza here um okay good no

1233
00:56:59,920 –> 00:57:03,920
he arrived um hopefully he can handle

1234
00:57:01,680 –> 00:57:06,079
things if not give me a call back uh

1235
00:57:03,920 –> 00:57:07,359
anyway i have i’m kind of booked for the

1236
00:57:06,079 –> 00:57:10,559
rest of the day with grandpa

1237
00:57:07,359 –> 00:57:11,680
uh best of luck uh saving us from not

1238
00:57:10,559 –> 00:57:15,520
dying uh okay bye

1239
00:57:11,680 –> 00:57:18,000
and it goes dead when tara very quickly

1240
00:57:15,520 –> 00:57:18,559
walks over and gives him a look and is

1241
00:57:18,000 –> 00:57:21,520
looking

1242
00:57:18,559 –> 00:57:22,559
very much down on him and says any of

1243
00:57:21,520 –> 00:57:24,720
your contraptions

1244
00:57:22,559 –> 00:57:26,000
set my forest or any of the nearby

1245
00:57:24,720 –> 00:57:28,480
forests on fire

1246
00:57:26,000 –> 00:57:29,119
regardless of how alive they are we are

1247
00:57:28,480 –> 00:57:33,119
going to have

1248
00:57:29,119 –> 00:57:34,640
so many words do they noted

1249
00:57:33,119 –> 00:57:37,680
you look angrier than the last time i

1250
00:57:34,640 –> 00:57:40,319
saw you there’s a lot happening

1251
00:57:37,680 –> 00:57:42,079
again do you notice like you look

1252
00:57:40,319 –> 00:57:43,520
angrier than last time oh like peeks

1253
00:57:42,079 –> 00:57:44,559
from like behind when taran does that

1254
00:57:43,520 –> 00:57:46,400
little like

1255
00:57:44,559 –> 00:57:48,319
that hand signal to me like don’t like

1256
00:57:46,400 –> 00:57:51,680
do not shut up

1257
00:57:48,319 –> 00:57:52,880
nope so how can i be of assistance to

1258
00:57:51,680 –> 00:57:55,040
you all

1259
00:57:52,880 –> 00:57:56,799
are we currently back at the lake where

1260
00:57:55,040 –> 00:58:00,240
where are we at right now

1261
00:57:56,799 –> 00:58:03,920
you guys are at the material like at the

1262
00:58:00,240 –> 00:58:07,440
portal from your forest okay

1263
00:58:03,920 –> 00:58:11,359
well currently we have

1264
00:58:07,440 –> 00:58:14,240
just recently learned that a

1265
00:58:11,359 –> 00:58:14,960
those sneaple that were in your town

1266
00:58:14,240 –> 00:58:16,960
before

1267
00:58:14,960 –> 00:58:18,240
are somewhere in the nearby area we

1268
00:58:16,960 –> 00:58:21,280
don’t know where

1269
00:58:18,240 –> 00:58:22,799
b the forest of lost giants which had

1270
00:58:21,280 –> 00:58:24,160
some type of destruction happen

1271
00:58:22,799 –> 00:58:27,200
previously

1272
00:58:24,160 –> 00:58:30,319
that borders this forest currently has

1273
00:58:27,200 –> 00:58:33,040
several corpse flowers and a possible

1274
00:58:30,319 –> 00:58:34,480
necromantic hand that i don’t know how

1275
00:58:33,040 –> 00:58:36,160
we’re supposed to fight

1276
00:58:34,480 –> 00:58:38,480
if you know anything about any of those

1277
00:58:36,160 –> 00:58:39,599
things any information would be greatly

1278
00:58:38,480 –> 00:58:41,359
helpful

1279
00:58:39,599 –> 00:58:44,000
this is the first i’ve heard on any of

1280
00:58:41,359 –> 00:58:47,520
this of course

1281
00:58:44,000 –> 00:58:50,240
at this point uh bookworm taps on one of

1282
00:58:47,520 –> 00:58:52,079
um i’ll say saints shoulder since she’s

1283
00:58:50,240 –> 00:58:53,440
the one who’s most proficient with sign

1284
00:58:52,079 –> 00:58:56,960
language

1285
00:58:53,440 –> 00:59:00,079
and she begins to sign

1286
00:58:56,960 –> 00:59:02,640
and arlo wrote me

1287
00:59:00,079 –> 00:59:04,400
an intelligence check to see how much

1288
00:59:02,640 –> 00:59:06,160
you pick up

1289
00:59:04,400 –> 00:59:07,760
tara i want you to just roll me a d20

1290
00:59:06,160 –> 00:59:09,680
real quick

1291
00:59:07,760 –> 00:59:12,160
i mean she does spend enough time around

1292
00:59:09,680 –> 00:59:15,200
the girl i’m sure she picks something up

1293
00:59:12,160 –> 00:59:17,520
i pick up six ten

1294
00:59:15,200 –> 00:59:18,400
so it’s a little bit too complicated for

1295
00:59:17,520 –> 00:59:21,040
either arlo

1296
00:59:18,400 –> 00:59:21,760
or obviously winter tale to pick up on

1297
00:59:21,040 –> 00:59:24,400
uh but

1298
00:59:21,760 –> 00:59:24,799
say you understand that bookworm has

1299
00:59:24,400 –> 00:59:28,319
just

1300
00:59:24,799 –> 00:59:31,040
signed i think i know where we need to

1301
00:59:28,319 –> 00:59:34,079
begin our search

1302
00:59:31,040 –> 00:59:35,920
bookworm knows something oh looks what

1303
00:59:34,079 –> 00:59:37,200
the hand sign this is

1304
00:59:35,920 –> 00:59:40,480
yeah but where will we find a

1305
00:59:37,200 –> 00:59:40,480
haberdasher at this hour

1306
00:59:41,520 –> 00:59:46,799
i i you know i’m

1307
00:59:44,640 –> 00:59:49,280
not even gonna dignify that with a

1308
00:59:46,799 –> 00:59:49,839
response also note it is very early in

1309
00:59:49,280 –> 00:59:52,559
the day

1310
00:59:49,839 –> 00:59:53,280
it almost seems like virtually no time

1311
00:59:52,559 –> 00:59:56,559
has passed

1312
00:59:53,280 –> 00:59:56,559
from your time in the feywild

1313
00:59:56,720 –> 01:00:03,200
and we’re already [ __ ] exhausted we

1314
01:00:00,640 –> 01:00:04,319
should take some manner of a rest we

1315
01:00:03,200 –> 01:00:05,280
should have rested while we’re in the

1316
01:00:04,319 –> 01:00:07,680
feywild

1317
01:00:05,280 –> 01:00:09,200
yeah probably can we say that we rested

1318
01:00:07,680 –> 01:00:10,559
while we’re in the feywild and time is

1319
01:00:09,200 –> 01:00:14,319
all different and [ __ ]

1320
01:00:10,559 –> 01:00:17,520
i’ll say you guys are fine yeah yay

1321
01:00:14,319 –> 01:00:21,680
but bookworm continues to sign

1322
01:00:17,520 –> 01:00:25,119
and she says i think we need

1323
01:00:21,680 –> 01:00:29,280
to find bookworms

1324
01:00:25,119 –> 01:00:31,040
old lab

1325
01:00:29,280 –> 01:00:33,760
and that is where we shall pause our

1326
01:00:31,040 –> 01:00:33,760
tale for now

1327
01:00:38,240 –> 01:00:42,559
hello everyone this is your sometimes

1328
01:00:40,640 –> 01:00:43,040
benevolent often malevolent dungeon

1329
01:00:42,559 –> 01:00:45,119
master

1330
01:00:43,040 –> 01:00:47,280
jordan roman here with a few post

1331
01:00:45,119 –> 01:00:49,520
episode announcements

1332
01:00:47,280 –> 01:00:51,440
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1333
01:00:49,520 –> 01:00:53,200
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1334
01:00:51,440 –> 01:00:55,520
quite make it into the episode

1335
01:00:53,200 –> 01:00:57,280
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1336
01:00:55,520 –> 01:00:59,359
the world

1337
01:00:57,280 –> 01:01:01,839
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1338
01:00:59,359 –> 01:01:03,520
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1339
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1340
01:01:03,520 –> 01:01:07,680
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1341
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1343
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1344
01:01:11,599 –> 01:01:15,119
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1345
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1346
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1348
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1350
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1351
01:01:24,960 –> 01:01:28,480
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1352
01:01:28,079 –> 01:01:31,359
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1353
01:01:28,480 –> 01:01:32,880
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1354
01:01:31,359 –> 01:01:34,799
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1355
01:01:32,880 –> 01:01:36,240
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01:01:34,799 –> 01:01:39,040
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01:01:36,240 –> 01:01:40,000
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1358
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1360
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1361
01:01:45,520 –> 01:01:50,480
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1362
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01:01:50,480 –> 01:01:55,440
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01:01:53,920 –> 01:01:56,319
us a little bit more personally then you

1365
01:01:55,440 –> 01:01:59,440
can follow us

1366
01:01:56,319 –> 01:02:01,680
on our facebook at aod and twitter at

1367
01:01:59,440 –> 01:02:03,680
agentsofd alternatively you can also

1368
01:02:01,680 –> 01:02:07,119
follow us personally on our twitters

1369
01:02:03,680 –> 01:02:08,760
me at pokechap christinachi and kiki at

1370
01:02:07,119 –> 01:02:12,400
missy mystery

1371
01:02:08,760 –> 01:02:14,240
m-y-s-s-y mystery drew is still a loser

1372
01:02:12,400 –> 01:02:15,440
who doesn’t have a twitter

1373
01:02:14,240 –> 01:02:18,400
if you want to talk to us a little bit

1374
01:02:15,440 –> 01:02:19,359
more one-on-one or even as part of our

1375
01:02:18,400 –> 01:02:21,760
own community

1376
01:02:19,359 –> 01:02:22,960
then you can chat with us on our discord

1377
01:02:21,760 –> 01:02:25,359
at aod

1378
01:02:22,960 –> 01:02:27,119
it is fully open to the public even with

1379
01:02:25,359 –> 01:02:30,319
a special patreon

1380
01:02:27,119 –> 01:02:31,039
only channel so if you want to get some

1381
01:02:30,319 –> 01:02:34,319
of those

1382
01:02:31,039 –> 01:02:36,319
sick deets you can do that

1383
01:02:34,319 –> 01:02:37,760
finally i’ve started doing a twitch

1384
01:02:36,319 –> 01:02:40,400
stream i do it

1385
01:02:37,760 –> 01:02:42,160
fairly irregularly usually about two to

1386
01:02:40,400 –> 01:02:43,039
three times a week depending on my

1387
01:02:42,160 –> 01:02:45,599
schedule

1388
01:02:43,039 –> 01:02:48,000
currently we are taking a brief break

1389
01:02:45,599 –> 01:02:48,880
from my damageless pokemon run from

1390
01:02:48,000 –> 01:02:51,280
pokemon red

1391
01:02:48,880 –> 01:02:51,920
while i level everyone up to high hell

1392
01:02:51,280 –> 01:02:54,240
and playing

1393
01:02:51,920 –> 01:02:55,440
indivisible so check that out if you

1394
01:02:54,240 –> 01:02:58,960
want to

1395
01:02:55,440 –> 01:03:01,920
see me not behind the screen but rather

1396
01:02:58,960 –> 01:03:02,319
well behind a different screen you can

1397
01:03:01,920 –> 01:03:05,680
watch

1398
01:03:02,319 –> 01:03:17,839
all of that over at twitch.tv aod

1399
01:03:05,680 –> 01:03:17,839
cast until next time bye

1400
01:03:43,680 –> 01:03:51,200
[Music]

1401
01:03:48,799 –> 01:03:53,680
well you gruesome oath do you see

1402
01:03:51,200 –> 01:03:55,359
anything that you like

1403
01:03:53,680 –> 01:03:57,440
i mean i guess there’s some good stuff

1404
01:03:55,359 –> 01:03:59,680
here but i don’t know it’s all too

1405
01:03:57,440 –> 01:04:00,640
prissy for my taste yeah i think it’s

1406
01:03:59,680 –> 01:04:03,440
more like

1407
01:04:00,640 –> 01:04:05,599
for the every man and uh don’t sacrifice

1408
01:04:03,440 –> 01:04:07,280
on comfort in any way

1409
01:04:05,599 –> 01:04:09,680
i’m going to ignore how hurtful that

1410
01:04:07,280 –> 01:04:11,599
comment was let’s see

1411
01:04:09,680 –> 01:04:12,720
something that has been tended for any

1412
01:04:11,599 –> 01:04:16,000
one person

1413
01:04:12,720 –> 01:04:17,280
but also is comfortable

1414
01:04:16,000 –> 01:04:19,599
i’m going to do something i normally

1415
01:04:17,280 –> 01:04:21,119
wouldn’t do and recommend a competitor

1416
01:04:19,599 –> 01:04:23,680
have you thought about black feather

1417
01:04:21,119 –> 01:04:25,760
apparel

1418
01:04:23,680 –> 01:04:28,640
black feather apparel is an online

1419
01:04:25,760 –> 01:04:31,280
retailer that sells a wide variety of

1420
01:04:28,640 –> 01:04:34,240
graphic tees

1421
01:04:31,280 –> 01:04:35,440
i do like my graphic tee not only that

1422
01:04:34,240 –> 01:04:38,400
but they also

1423
01:04:35,440 –> 01:04:39,119
have several hoodies that are equally as

1424
01:04:38,400 –> 01:04:42,799
gorgeous

1425
01:04:39,119 –> 01:04:45,119
as they are comfortable all right well

1426
01:04:42,799 –> 01:04:46,400
what about like my lower half i’m glad

1427
01:04:45,119 –> 01:04:48,000
that my upper hand will be nice and

1428
01:04:46,400 –> 01:04:49,520
comfy but i don’t want my butter to get

1429
01:04:48,000 –> 01:04:51,920
all chilly

1430
01:04:49,520 –> 01:04:53,839
my goodness you’re so borish fortunately

1431
01:04:51,920 –> 01:04:55,520
they also carry several different

1432
01:04:53,839 –> 01:04:59,280
sweatpants and leggings

1433
01:04:55,520 –> 01:05:01,119
each as comfortable as the last

1434
01:04:59,280 –> 01:05:02,960
yeah i guess i’ll go with that sounds

1435
01:05:01,119 –> 01:05:04,880
like a much better fit than your crap

1436
01:05:02,960 –> 01:05:06,640
we’re gonna find them my goodness i hate

1437
01:05:04,880 –> 01:05:09,920
you so much you can find them

1438
01:05:06,640 –> 01:05:12,000
at black blackfeatherapparel.com you can

1439
01:05:09,920 –> 01:05:13,440
also find them on facebook and instagram

1440
01:05:12,000 –> 01:05:17,559
under the same name

1441
01:05:13,440 –> 01:05:20,559
remember you big stupid oaf it’s

1442
01:05:17,559 –> 01:05:20,559
blackfeatherapparel.com

1443
01:05:20,839 –> 01:05:23,839
yay

1444
01:05:25,440 –> 01:05:28,480
yeah that’s what people are like when

1445
01:05:26,480 –> 01:05:30,240
they’re unconscious snoring carl looks

1446
01:05:28,480 –> 01:05:32,240
down at like the unconscious safe and

1447
01:05:30,240 –> 01:05:33,680
then like he opens his little notebook

1448
01:05:32,240 –> 01:05:35,359
and just puts a little tally mark in

1449
01:05:33,680 –> 01:05:36,160
there and if you like look at the

1450
01:05:35,359 –> 01:05:38,330
notebook it says

1451
01:05:36,160 –> 01:05:44,050
times arlo has saved save’s life

1452
01:05:38,330 –> 01:05:44,050
[Laughter]

1453
01:05:45,119 –> 01:05:49,680
do i ever get an answer about that

1454
01:05:46,559 –> 01:05:51,839
liquor store or wine

1455
01:05:49,680 –> 01:05:53,200
i think when tara kind of omitted your

1456
01:05:51,839 –> 01:05:57,599
question by saying

1457
01:05:53,200 –> 01:05:59,760
no we follow i mean if you want i can go

1458
01:05:57,599 –> 01:06:03,039
into that

1459
01:05:59,760 –> 01:06:06,079
no we follow her grandmother

1460
01:06:03,039 –> 01:06:07,680
oh i hate you okay continue

1461
01:06:06,079 –> 01:06:10,050
and it’s a regular circus and

1462
01:06:07,680 –> 01:06:13,579
everything’s fine the end

1463
01:06:10,050 –> 01:06:13,579
[Music]

1464
01:06:14,079 –> 01:06:21,680
thank you

1465
01:06:18,160 –> 01:06:25,680
yay jesus [ __ ] christ

1466
01:06:21,680 –> 01:06:28,960
jordan no kidding

1467
01:06:25,680 –> 01:06:31,680
that was a lot go to jail

1468
01:06:28,960 –> 01:06:32,079
go to an actual prison go to an actual

1469
01:06:31,680 –> 01:06:33,839
prison

1470
01:06:32,079 –> 01:06:35,200
knock on the front door they’re gonna

1471
01:06:33,839 –> 01:06:36,720
look at you and they’re like ah we’ve

1472
01:06:35,200 –> 01:06:37,280
been expecting you they have a special

1473
01:06:36,720 –> 01:06:39,119
room

1474
01:06:37,280 –> 01:06:40,799
and they say jordan on top none of the

1475
01:06:39,119 –> 01:06:41,119
rooms have names on them except for this

1476
01:06:40,799 –> 01:06:43,599
one

1477
01:06:41,119 –> 01:06:47,839
it’s gonna say jordan jordan robin the

1478
01:06:43,599 –> 01:06:47,839
very very mean man

1479
01:06:48,000 –> 01:06:50,960
sounds like a jacking off

1480
01:06:53,280 –> 01:07:00,079
it was not that you can’t prove it well

1481
01:06:56,640 –> 01:07:01,599
okay okay you know i don’t think i need

1482
01:07:00,079 –> 01:07:03,839
to

1483
01:07:01,599 –> 01:07:03,839
okay

1484
01:07:04,640 –> 01:07:16,640
it’s been a very long day okay okay do

1485
01:07:14,799 –> 01:07:19,839
not let this be the tone

1486
01:07:16,640 –> 01:07:19,839
keep going keep going

1487
01:07:20,640 –> 01:07:24,880
five six picking up sticks why are you

1488
01:07:23,280 –> 01:07:26,480
the way you are

1489
01:07:24,880 –> 01:07:29,839
i don’t know a variety of factors none

1490
01:07:26,480 –> 01:07:29,839
of them good

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