Episode 30: Trials of the Fey

The Agents are back in the Fey Wild, and ready to face the Trials of the Fey to help find this “lost shepherd”, and maybe a means of hurting the black hand. Surely the trials won’t be that difficult, right?

Transcript

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hello

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everyone and welcome back to agents

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of damned our let’s play d d podcast

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featuring myself

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your sometimes benevolent often

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malevolent dungeon master

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jordan roman and as always i am joined

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by my

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fellow players hi guys i’m katie and i

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play safe

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hey everyone i’m christina and i play

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wintera and i’m drew mclean and by the

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terrifying muscle

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tone of bahamas trapezius i

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am the good doctor arlo aegon well

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here’s hoping that arlo has also

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inherited that

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incredible musculature because you’re

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gonna need it if you want to be able to

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woo

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one of these six lucky contestants in

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this weird fae dating show you guys find

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yourselves in

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y’all feeling the love yet

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excellent you feel no no no no

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no no no no no no no no no no no

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this is immediately like demonetized

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platform

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we only just got the last set of disney

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hitmen off of us

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we can’t get more like the audio

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recording is like can you feel and then

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like it’s just like

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this audio recording has been removed

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due to disney’s lawyer

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disney’s hitman killing the agents of

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damned cast

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anyway recap last time

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the agents got a call from ryan after

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their encounter with the necromancer

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apparently bookworm had actually brought

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the agents along

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off record she decided to let it slide

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for the moment

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and inform the ages that cesava and

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davosus had escaped from confinement

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they decided to rest with bookworm for

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the night only for

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saith to be awoken by a frantic bookworm

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telling her

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that when tara had gone missing

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after waking arlo with a well-placed

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rock to the face

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the three of them followed when tara’s

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tracks deeper into the midnight woods

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when they found her she was lying

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unconscious on the ground

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with oliver at her side and a mysterious

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figure looming

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overhead after a brief skirmish

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ottolow appeared to stop the fighting

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the tall figure introduced himself as

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oberon the mate

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of lady titania the two then stated that

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they needed wintera’s aid

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in finding the lost shepherd that was

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over to the material plane however to

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help them find this lost person

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the agents needed to travel to the fey

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wild in order to receive

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the blessing of the fae when tara left

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oliver

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back at home only for him to follow as

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the agents went with ottolo and oberon

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into the bay wild upon arriving they met

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with the other lords of the fae wild

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after speaking with each of the lords

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the agents and bookworm

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began the trials only to find themselves

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in a dating game with

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six different contestants and thus

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we resume our tale

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as i stated last time you guys find

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yourself

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singing in four wooden stools

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with six shadowy silhouettes behind

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different backdrops and

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the name of the game lit in

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bright lights above you the key to your

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heart

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i’m not gonna lie when you said the word

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lit i thought you’re gonna incorporate

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like the term lit into the title

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and i was like what happened to jordan

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that he’s putting lit in the title of

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like lit romance i was like why

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i’m just glad that you realized that i

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definitely didn’t change the name of it

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while you guys weren’t looking

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anyway

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a small winged creature that otherwise

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appears to be humanoid what we might

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view as

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a cherub in our world flies up to you

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guys

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hey guys you guys ready to start the

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dating game

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arlo is visibly uncomfortable hey buddy

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you look pretty uncomfortable you

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alright

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i am

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previous un

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requited in excellent let’s get started

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okay so here is how this is going to

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work

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you need to figure out which of our

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lovely contestants

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hidden behind these drapes is holding

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the key to the way out and the only way

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you’re going to be able to know that is

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by asking them

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a question a question that will tell you

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everything you need to know about them

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however the question must be about them

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and their personalities

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no direct [ __ ] we’ll know

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he looks specifically at you arlo why

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are you looking at me for the [ __ ] i

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am an upstanding member of the community

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i don’t know just a feeling

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honestly you’re probably right i’m not

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like no [ __ ]

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you’re right to look at me okay so

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here is how this one is going to work

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uh you guys are going to first of all go

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ahead and roll me some initiative

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oh you guys cannot beat this i got a big

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meaty hefty girthy

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four

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[Laughter]

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i got 19

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a14 well

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uh pokemon appears to be leading the

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pack with a big meaty

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even bigger than arlo’s one oh no

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the irony is i actually got myself a set

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of the bookworm dice that we gave away

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recently

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and that is what i rolled does she have

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a minus two or her initiative or did you

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just roll i rolled in that one

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oh no neat and i’m not willing to look

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up her decks right now because it’s not

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actually that important

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i have a plus zero so i know whenever i

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roll initiative it’s like

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whatever comes up on that die that’s

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your [ __ ] dude

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okay so the way this is gonna work is

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for each round you guys will get to ask

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one

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question of one of the contestants

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at any point you may choose to

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guess which one you think it is numbered

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one through six

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if you are wrong you make a death-saving

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throw

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oh no if you guess it right you guys get

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to move on but obviously death saving

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throws have their own rules so

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quintera you’re up first

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so we can’t see behind the curtains

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they’re they’re just figures behind the

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curtains i’m swimming with a number

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roll the investigation checks all of you

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  1. saith

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you recognize these six figures by their

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silhouettes

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because you saw them not 10 seconds ago

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they’re the feylords

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ah in order it is tatanya

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oberon harrison miskamin lorian

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and sarastra i assume i fully don’t get

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that

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no not you and wintero do not get that

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somehow

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someway it was not a hard dc but y’all

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bombed it we’re both too distracted

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by the fact that this is a quote-unquote

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dating game arlo was like really in the

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fact that he just sent a voicemail that

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accidentally said i love you

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let’s do a dating game he’s like this is

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not the time

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okay so we just need to figure out like

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who has the key

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who has the key to the door to the next

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trial and we can only ask them questions

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about their personality

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you cannot like literally ask them do

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you have the key

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and the game would call figuratively

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asked them if they had the key

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[Music]

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if you ask them something like that i’ll

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make you do a death saving throw

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automatically

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oh damn are we good we only get to ask

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one of them each

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you get to ask one question per round

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but they all answer it yeah okay

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that may not have been what i said the

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first time but i thought about it for

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more than three seconds and yeah we’re

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going with that

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all right so so before we begin to

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clarify

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if we ask them if they have the key like

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if we ask them

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like the phrase like do you have the key

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death saving bro automatically

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and anything of adjacent nature to that

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how adjacent is the nature i’ll decide

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that when i hear your dumb [ __ ]

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question if you’re feeling that gutsy

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[Music]

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okay play my game god damn it no birds

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are gonna get you out of this one

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i thought through it this time

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you really had me [ __ ] pinned

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you know what i respect that you put in

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you put in the work that’s good

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this has been months of planning so when

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tara thinks for a very long time

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and her ears are down and then her ears

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perk up as she finally thinks of a

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question

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she goes what is your telltale sign that

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you’re telling a lie

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oh damn that’s good roll me a persuasion

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check

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seventeen okay

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so the one that you do not immediately

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recognize to be

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lazy to tanya thinks about it for a

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moment

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and says i blink twice

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oh [ __ ]

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[Laughter]

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the next one which is uh oberon

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also pauses for voluntarily dabs

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says i’ll involuntarily flex my muscles

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god damn it next up is heresome who

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thinks about

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it and says

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none of them are going to involuntarily

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dab shut up

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[Laughter]

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my eyes start to wander a little bit

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[Music]

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next up is mexican

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mexican man thinks about it for a bit

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like

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um i tend to snap my finger

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like really angrily lorian thinks about

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it

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and says i tend to snap my finger

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really angrily and then finally

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sarastra says i’ll usually kill the

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person if they figure out that i’ve lied

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to them

275
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um i have

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concerns well too bad

277
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we’re gonna go through a round before

278
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you guys get the gas uh safe you’re up

279
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if i were to give you something of great

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importance

281
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which of you would be the least likely

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to lose it

283
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[Music]

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roll me a persuasion check the

285
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persuasion check is not related to my

286
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that was me doing things out of order 27

287
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[ __ ] yeah my persuasion is really high

288
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she is very persuasive she smiles at you

289
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she make eye contact he’s very good

290
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so to tanya’s answer

291
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is i’d like to think that i hold on to

292
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things that are important but

293
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i can also be a bit forgetful so i

294
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it’s possible if i did lose it i would

295
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never know

296
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oberon is next and says i don’t lose

297
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things

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ever

299
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[Music]

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after an annoyingly long pause of

301
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everyone just processing

302
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here’s some then goes and says oh i lose

303
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things all the time

304
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it’s nothing personal just you know

305
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things have to slip between your fingers

306
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that’s how it is next up is mexica man

307
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who says um well

308
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i like to think that i wouldn’t lose it

309
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i mean i feel like

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i feel like one of the key elements of a

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good like trusting relationship is not

312
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losing things so i i try to be aware of

313
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that stuff

314
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lorien then says even if i did lose it

315
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my

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avian friend here would simply find it

317
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simple as that and then sarastra is next

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and says

319
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if i did lose it i would just kill you

320
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so i would never have to worry about the

321
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consequences

322
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i love her look worm’s got some

323
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competition

324
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all right arlo you’re up um

325
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so let’s say hypothetically

326
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you had on a speaking zone left

327
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a voicemail that you wanted to leave

328
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before the person

329
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[Laughter]

330
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how would you do how would you delete

331
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that voicemail before that person read

332
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it

333
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answer very quickly right now please

334
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conversation

335
00:13:50,560 –> 00:13:56,800
oh god that’s not very good that’s a 12.

336
00:13:53,600 –> 00:14:04,079
okay the time he goes first says

337
00:13:56,800 –> 00:14:07,360
well um i suppose what i would do is

338
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try and distract the person and

339
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see if they just forget that they have a

340
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speaking stone

341
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oberon answers with i would destroy the

342
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stone

343
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arlo right sound destroy this

344
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[Laughter]

345
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here’s some says

346
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i suppose i would simply try and take

347
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the stone from them by any means

348
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necessary and

349
00:14:32,240 –> 00:14:37,519
just keep it from them may lead to some

350
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fun who knows

351
00:14:37,519 –> 00:14:44,800
arlo writes down takes the stone from

352
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the monkey from the way he needs this

353
00:14:44,800 –> 00:14:49,040
goes next and says um

354
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[Music]

355
00:14:49,040 –> 00:14:55,279
what’s a speaking stone yes

356
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[Laughter]

357
00:14:55,279 –> 00:14:59,440
all right now contestant number four

358
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unhealth

359
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next up is elorien who says

360
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i i also don’t know what a speaking

361
00:15:07,839 –> 00:15:12,160
stone are they like birds

362
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arlo writes down consistent number five

363
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birds question mark

364
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and then finally sarastra so no one’s

365
00:15:17,839 –> 00:15:20,240
surprise says

366
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i would just kill the person before they

367
00:15:20,240 –> 00:15:23,120
had a chance to read the message problem

368
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solved

369
00:15:23,120 –> 00:15:28,920
alright number six sociopath question

370
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really question mark

371
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[Laughter]

372
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hey that’s a that’s a that’s a indicting

373
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diagnosis so you have to take time

374
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so it’s put in as a doctor but wait wait

375
00:15:39,120 –> 00:15:42,320
it’s sociopath

376
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question mark and then he scribbles out

377
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the question mark

378
00:15:44,880 –> 00:15:48,480
did social media question mark scribbles

379
00:15:46,720 –> 00:15:50,720
at the question mark writes exclamation

380
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point

381
00:15:50,720 –> 00:15:55,839
okay now for bookworms turn

382
00:15:56,000 –> 00:15:59,759
they have supplied pokemon with a piece

383
00:15:57,519 –> 00:16:02,560
of paper so that she is able to

384
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participate because i was going to be a

385
00:16:02,560 –> 00:16:05,440
[ __ ] about it and have her just not be

386
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able to participate but

387
00:16:05,440 –> 00:16:13,839
that’s boring so she is going to

388
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write down the question of

389
00:16:13,839 –> 00:16:17,360
what do you think is the most important

390
00:16:16,639 –> 00:16:22,639
thing

391
00:16:17,360 –> 00:16:26,160
in a relationship and for persuasion

392
00:16:22,639 –> 00:16:29,759
okay wow i cannot roll for [ __ ] today uh

393
00:16:26,160 –> 00:16:33,199
satania answers with

394
00:16:29,759 –> 00:16:37,199
obedience oberon

395
00:16:33,199 –> 00:16:40,800
answers with a worthy challenge

396
00:16:37,199 –> 00:16:44,399
here’s some answers an open mind to

397
00:16:40,800 –> 00:16:48,639
just about anything mesquin

398
00:16:44,399 –> 00:16:53,519
answers with likes honey

399
00:16:48,639 –> 00:16:53,519
valorian says likes birds

400
00:16:53,600 –> 00:16:58,240
and sarastria says killable

401
00:16:58,959 –> 00:17:04,359
arlo writes on his notebook dom dom

402
00:17:02,560 –> 00:17:12,160
sub

403
00:17:04,359 –> 00:17:12,160
[Laughter]

404
00:17:15,439 –> 00:17:19,839
nailed all of them got in one

405
00:17:21,280 –> 00:17:25,679
all right that brings us to the end of

406
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the first round

407
00:17:25,679 –> 00:17:31,200
you all get one guess each

408
00:17:29,120 –> 00:17:32,160
i have another question before we guess

409
00:17:31,200 –> 00:17:35,200
for jordan

410
00:17:32,160 –> 00:17:39,200
okay is the bird playing

411
00:17:35,200 –> 00:17:41,600
no okay the the bird is with ohlorian

412
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but it counts as a single unit

413
00:17:41,600 –> 00:17:46,000
just quick just asking no i i appreciate

414
00:17:44,320 –> 00:17:49,039
the ingenuity that that is good hold on

415
00:17:46,000 –> 00:17:49,039
to that for later tests

416
00:17:49,280 –> 00:17:55,200
you guys may guess in any order yeah i

417
00:17:52,480 –> 00:17:56,320
i would say bird boy bird boy is your

418
00:17:55,200 –> 00:17:59,120
guess

419
00:17:56,320 –> 00:18:01,840
yep okay i want to hear every once guys

420
00:17:59,120 –> 00:18:01,840
before i say anything

421
00:18:02,880 –> 00:18:07,120
i’m going to go with i’m going to go

422
00:18:05,919 –> 00:18:10,640
with the winter court

423
00:18:07,120 –> 00:18:12,320
queen okay arlo

424
00:18:10,640 –> 00:18:13,520
i spent this around trying to be funny

425
00:18:12,320 –> 00:18:14,000
and i didn’t actually think about like

426
00:18:13,520 –> 00:18:17,600
trying to solve

427
00:18:14,000 –> 00:18:21,280
the mystery cool

428
00:18:17,600 –> 00:18:23,039
so um i mean if you want to give someone

429
00:18:21,280 –> 00:18:24,799
a key you want one of the doms

430
00:18:23,039 –> 00:18:28,080
so that there was a doubt with my list

431
00:18:24,799 –> 00:18:29,679
that i made of dobson’s oh my god yeah

432
00:18:28,080 –> 00:18:31,039
that seems like a really smart way to

433
00:18:29,679 –> 00:18:33,120
base things off but that’s definitely

434
00:18:31,039 –> 00:18:34,880
what i said

435
00:18:33,120 –> 00:18:36,320
i definitely have written next to each

436
00:18:34,880 –> 00:18:38,960
of them dom and sub

437
00:18:36,320 –> 00:18:38,960
for sure

438
00:18:39,600 –> 00:18:43,120
not to tiny who seems like she’s in

439
00:18:41,039 –> 00:18:46,960
charge maybe titania

440
00:18:43,120 –> 00:18:50,640
everyone’s like obviously saving throws

441
00:18:46,960 –> 00:18:51,840
penises not a one of you got it

442
00:18:50,640 –> 00:18:53,840
wait i thought you said that you roll

443
00:18:51,840 –> 00:18:55,039
our death savings this time i’m going to

444
00:18:53,840 –> 00:18:56,160
torture you you guys are having you do

445
00:18:55,039 –> 00:18:59,760
it

446
00:18:56,160 –> 00:19:02,720
all right i rolled a 12. all right 15.

447
00:18:59,760 –> 00:19:03,520
nope it was not a one you and you and

448
00:19:02,720 –> 00:19:06,640
bookworm look

449
00:19:03,520 –> 00:19:10,320
real bad oh ooh

450
00:19:06,640 –> 00:19:13,360
that is unfortunate

451
00:19:10,320 –> 00:19:13,360
next round

452
00:19:13,840 –> 00:19:18,080
all right when tara looks a little rough

453
00:19:15,600 –> 00:19:19,440
and she is frowning and she’s getting a

454
00:19:18,080 –> 00:19:21,840
little bit more frustrated and she’s

455
00:19:19,440 –> 00:19:21,840
just like

456
00:19:22,559 –> 00:19:25,919
when someone gives you something

457
00:19:23,520 –> 00:19:28,160
important where

458
00:19:25,919 –> 00:19:29,520
where are you inclined to want to keep

459
00:19:28,160 –> 00:19:32,480
it

460
00:19:29,520 –> 00:19:32,480
roll with me persuasion

461
00:19:32,559 –> 00:19:37,679
that’s a 15. okay

462
00:19:36,000 –> 00:19:39,120
titania thinks about it for a second

463
00:19:37,679 –> 00:19:41,039
says

464
00:19:39,120 –> 00:19:43,760
if it’s really important then i keep it

465
00:19:41,039 –> 00:19:43,760
on my person

466
00:19:44,080 –> 00:19:50,000
oberon answers with

467
00:19:47,200 –> 00:19:50,880
i have a stash of my most valuable

468
00:19:50,000 –> 00:19:54,160
treasures

469
00:19:50,880 –> 00:19:55,120
that i hide away from the eyes of others

470
00:19:54,160 –> 00:19:59,039
who may see it

471
00:19:55,120 –> 00:20:01,600
so they are mine and mine alone

472
00:19:59,039 –> 00:20:03,120
hairsome says why they go in the bedroom

473
00:20:01,600 –> 00:20:04,880
of course

474
00:20:03,120 –> 00:20:07,840
on the shelves with all my other

475
00:20:04,880 –> 00:20:07,840
wonderful treasures

476
00:20:07,919 –> 00:20:12,080
mescamin thanks bro it’s like um

477
00:20:12,320 –> 00:20:16,320
i guess i’d want to keep it safe so um

478
00:20:14,880 –> 00:20:19,200
i’m probably hiding under lock and key

479
00:20:16,320 –> 00:20:19,200
or some [ __ ] i don’t know

480
00:20:19,280 –> 00:20:25,360
glorion says i would trust it

481
00:20:22,480 –> 00:20:28,000
in the aviary with all the jock birds no

482
00:20:25,360 –> 00:20:32,799
place safer

483
00:20:28,000 –> 00:20:32,799
and then sarastra says um

484
00:20:33,039 –> 00:20:37,520
i don’t know who i’d kill in this

485
00:20:34,400 –> 00:20:37,520
instance so i pass

486
00:20:40,080 –> 00:20:46,159
save you’re up she’s very

487
00:20:43,440 –> 00:20:47,200
i’m track minded ostrom sounds like

488
00:20:46,159 –> 00:20:50,320
episode one

489
00:20:47,200 –> 00:20:51,600
safe yeah

490
00:20:50,320 –> 00:20:54,799
i don’t know who i killed in this

491
00:20:51,600 –> 00:20:54,799
instance so i’ll pass

492
00:20:56,880 –> 00:21:00,720
episode one safe had two modes murder

493
00:20:59,840 –> 00:21:03,919
question mark

494
00:21:00,720 –> 00:21:06,559
and murder exclamation point that’s fair

495
00:21:03,919 –> 00:21:07,039
she did now we need save for question

496
00:21:06,559 –> 00:21:08,640
mode

497
00:21:07,039 –> 00:21:10,240
i know i know i’m trying to think of one

498
00:21:08,640 –> 00:21:12,960
i’m sorry

499
00:21:10,240 –> 00:21:16,159
i’ll play one safe in defensive mode and

500
00:21:12,960 –> 00:21:17,840
then lay down a trap card you’ve

501
00:21:16,159 –> 00:21:20,080
activated my trap card now

502
00:21:17,840 –> 00:21:21,440
safe will send you to the shadow realm

503
00:21:20,080 –> 00:21:26,000
that’s enough

504
00:21:21,440 –> 00:21:31,840
alright how do i know i can trust you

505
00:21:26,000 –> 00:21:31,840
i want to trust you

506
00:21:36,320 –> 00:21:42,840
26 holy [ __ ]

507
00:21:39,840 –> 00:21:44,559
satania thinks about it for a second and

508
00:21:42,840 –> 00:21:46,720
says

509
00:21:44,559 –> 00:21:49,840
i suppose you can’t really know but

510
00:21:46,720 –> 00:21:49,840
isn’t that half the thrill

511
00:21:50,080 –> 00:21:56,400
oberon thinks about it and says

512
00:21:54,640 –> 00:21:58,880
if i have chosen to take you with me on

513
00:21:56,400 –> 00:22:01,440
the hunt there are a few people i would

514
00:21:58,880 –> 00:22:01,440
trust more

515
00:22:01,600 –> 00:22:06,320
here’s some responds with trust isn’t

516
00:22:04,640 –> 00:22:09,520
really something that i

517
00:22:06,320 –> 00:22:12,559
factor in so much is just

518
00:22:09,520 –> 00:22:15,360
are you fun

519
00:22:12,559 –> 00:22:16,559
mescaman thinks about it’s like um well

520
00:22:15,360 –> 00:22:19,760
i think that uh

521
00:22:16,559 –> 00:22:23,039
the um the the key to

522
00:22:19,760 –> 00:22:26,799
trust is um the um let’s see

523
00:22:23,039 –> 00:22:30,080
the key to trust um

524
00:22:26,799 –> 00:22:30,080
the the kids

525
00:22:30,799 –> 00:22:33,200
pass

526
00:22:34,320 –> 00:22:39,120
rulorian thinks about it for a second

527
00:22:37,200 –> 00:22:43,360
and says

528
00:22:39,120 –> 00:22:48,240
i let you touch my birds there same

529
00:22:43,360 –> 00:22:52,000
and sarastra says are you breathing

530
00:22:48,240 –> 00:22:52,000
then i trust you for the moment

531
00:22:52,320 –> 00:22:56,880
arlo your question all those things for

532
00:22:56,000 –> 00:23:01,120
a second says

533
00:22:56,880 –> 00:23:03,120
well i’m a man who needs many things but

534
00:23:01,120 –> 00:23:05,200
if you were someone who felt like you

535
00:23:03,120 –> 00:23:06,480
had something i needed most in that

536
00:23:05,200 –> 00:23:09,919
moment

537
00:23:06,480 –> 00:23:10,880
what would you think it was i am so

538
00:23:09,919 –> 00:23:12,960
tempted

539
00:23:10,880 –> 00:23:14,559
so so tempted to do the death saving

540
00:23:12,960 –> 00:23:16,960
throw on that one

541
00:23:14,559 –> 00:23:19,440
but i spent this whole encounter [ __ ]

542
00:23:16,960 –> 00:23:22,480
around making jokes but i was thinking

543
00:23:19,440 –> 00:23:25,120
i was thinking ways to get around yo

544
00:23:22,480 –> 00:23:27,280
[ __ ] i will i will let that pass you

545
00:23:25,120 –> 00:23:30,480
still have to roll the persuasion check

546
00:23:27,280 –> 00:23:34,640
penis it’s a requirement

547
00:23:30,480 –> 00:23:38,880
so it’s a 19 okay

548
00:23:34,640 –> 00:23:38,880
titania thinks about it for a second

549
00:23:39,520 –> 00:23:43,120
i mean i suppose mostly in this instance

550
00:23:41,600 –> 00:23:44,720
you would

551
00:23:43,120 –> 00:23:46,720
need the blessing of the fae but in a

552
00:23:44,720 –> 00:23:47,679
more practical sense for the question i

553
00:23:46,720 –> 00:23:51,200
would suppose

554
00:23:47,679 –> 00:23:53,279
someone to keep you in line

555
00:23:51,200 –> 00:23:54,400
i’m a phrase fair i will never be kept

556
00:23:53,279 –> 00:23:57,520
in line

557
00:23:54,400 –> 00:23:58,799
she called you out arlo oberon says

558
00:23:57,520 –> 00:24:01,039
that sounds about right to me i will

559
00:23:58,799 –> 00:24:03,360
second that notion

560
00:24:01,039 –> 00:24:06,559
here’s some response with i think what

561
00:24:03,360 –> 00:24:10,080
you just need is a good time

562
00:24:06,559 –> 00:24:13,360
mesquin says um well

563
00:24:10,080 –> 00:24:16,080
i i think what would be key for you

564
00:24:13,360 –> 00:24:16,080
is um

565
00:24:16,559 –> 00:24:19,679
someone someone you can talk to uh again

566
00:24:19,200 –> 00:24:22,320
uh

567
00:24:19,679 –> 00:24:22,320
maybe honey

568
00:24:22,960 –> 00:24:27,520
vloryan says you strike me as someone

569
00:24:26,159 –> 00:24:31,279
who would do well

570
00:24:27,520 –> 00:24:34,720
with their own jock bird aodog

571
00:24:31,279 –> 00:24:36,240
my guess is heskamen yeah same

572
00:24:34,720 –> 00:24:38,159
well we’re not there yet i still have

573
00:24:36,240 –> 00:24:39,360
one more i still have one more silly

574
00:24:38,159 –> 00:24:41,919
answer to give

575
00:24:39,360 –> 00:24:43,039
all right do it but i know my i know my

576
00:24:41,919 –> 00:24:46,640
guess is

577
00:24:43,039 –> 00:24:48,080
which uh is sarastro who says

578
00:24:46,640 –> 00:24:50,240
i’d give you an extra day to live before

579
00:24:48,080 –> 00:24:51,760
i killed you

580
00:24:50,240 –> 00:24:53,760
and we’ll just go ahead and perform

581
00:24:51,760 –> 00:24:55,440
while you say skip over bookworm go

582
00:24:53,760 –> 00:24:58,159
ahead and say it

583
00:24:55,440 –> 00:25:01,840
it’s ask him in he keeps accidentally

584
00:24:58,159 –> 00:25:01,840
saying key

585
00:25:10,480 –> 00:25:14,400
literally with a giant [ __ ] key

586
00:25:12,880 –> 00:25:17,440
around his neck

587
00:25:14,400 –> 00:25:17,440
oh hey i got it

588
00:25:19,120 –> 00:25:24,720
you son of a [ __ ] see you can do smart

589
00:25:23,200 –> 00:25:26,159
characters

590
00:25:24,720 –> 00:25:28,240
and have smart moments because i didn’t

591
00:25:26,159 –> 00:25:32,000
pick up on that but you did

592
00:25:28,240 –> 00:25:32,000
you’re not i mean it’s so obvious

593
00:25:34,000 –> 00:25:37,840
again it all plays in a little [ __ ]

594
00:25:35,760 –> 00:25:38,400
energy like i was able to channel my

595
00:25:37,840 –> 00:25:41,760
mind

596
00:25:38,400 –> 00:25:45,200
into like jordan has the riddle

597
00:25:41,760 –> 00:25:48,559
and i’m gonna cheat this riddle somehow

598
00:25:45,200 –> 00:25:51,760
you just actually have to pay attention

599
00:25:48,559 –> 00:25:55,360
and with that a green light once again

600
00:25:51,760 –> 00:25:56,720
fills the room and i need someone to

601
00:25:55,360 –> 00:25:59,279
roll me a d4

602
00:25:56,720 –> 00:26:00,880
once again ignore four i’ll do it this

603
00:25:59,279 –> 00:26:03,120
time

604
00:26:00,880 –> 00:26:03,120
three

605
00:26:05,120 –> 00:26:12,320
you guys find yourselves once again

606
00:26:08,400 –> 00:26:15,440
in a dark room however

607
00:26:12,320 –> 00:26:19,039
this time when a spotlight goes down

608
00:26:15,440 –> 00:26:22,240
it goes down in front of you and you see

609
00:26:19,039 –> 00:26:24,080
a squat figure no more than maybe four

610
00:26:22,240 –> 00:26:28,960
feet tall

611
00:26:24,080 –> 00:26:33,039
sitting there proudly and he says

612
00:26:28,960 –> 00:26:35,600
i like

613
00:26:33,039 –> 00:26:37,120
big butts and i cannot lie a second

614
00:26:35,600 –> 00:26:38,159
spotlight immediately appears an

615
00:26:37,120 –> 00:26:40,320
identical figure says

616
00:26:38,159 –> 00:26:42,000
and i like big butts and cannot tell the

617
00:26:40,320 –> 00:26:43,520
truth both intend to say

618
00:26:42,000 –> 00:26:45,840
how will you solve a booger this is

619
00:26:43,520 –> 00:26:45,840
riddle

620
00:26:46,880 –> 00:26:50,640
the sound of their cheeks clapping as

621
00:26:48,799 –> 00:26:53,840
they rapidly advance towards you

622
00:26:50,640 –> 00:26:57,120
twerking with fervor

623
00:26:53,840 –> 00:26:57,120
safe looks disturbed

624
00:26:57,760 –> 00:27:04,320
jordan i’m gonna come to your house

625
00:26:59,990 –> 00:27:06,080
[Laughter]

626
00:27:04,320 –> 00:27:07,440
jordan you hear that that’s the sign of

627
00:27:06,080 –> 00:27:08,240
me at your house maybe your [ __ ]

628
00:27:07,440 –> 00:27:10,470
house

629
00:27:08,240 –> 00:27:13,489
come to your [ __ ] house

630
00:27:10,470 –> 00:27:13,489
[Music]

631
00:27:14,320 –> 00:27:18,080
for what you have done what you have

632
00:27:17,679 –> 00:27:21,840
done

633
00:27:18,080 –> 00:27:21,840
just now

634
00:27:25,039 –> 00:27:30,320
you were a criminal in a charlatan

635
00:27:27,420 –> 00:27:34,240
[Laughter]

636
00:27:30,320 –> 00:27:35,760
you’re a degenerate a savage you should

637
00:27:34,240 –> 00:27:38,960
be ashamed

638
00:27:35,760 –> 00:27:39,760
to be ashamed of yourself and i’m so

639
00:27:38,960 –> 00:27:44,159
proud

640
00:27:39,760 –> 00:27:46,640
now that i’ve composed myself okay

641
00:27:44,159 –> 00:27:47,520
when tara looks absolutely apparently

642
00:27:46,640 –> 00:27:49,279
confused

643
00:27:47,520 –> 00:27:51,360
she has no idea what the hell is

644
00:27:49,279 –> 00:27:52,960
happening she’s like

645
00:27:51,360 –> 00:27:54,960
well she’s looking at arlo she’s like

646
00:27:52,960 –> 00:27:57,850
what is this

647
00:27:54,960 –> 00:28:00,559
the classic booty prisoner’s dilemma

648
00:27:57,850 –> 00:28:02,080
[Laughter]

649
00:28:00,559 –> 00:28:05,279
why did that come out of my mouth

650
00:28:02,080 –> 00:28:08,720
without thought i’m proud of you

651
00:28:05,279 –> 00:28:10,720
i’m so ashamed of myself congratulations

652
00:28:08,720 –> 00:28:15,679
you’re an accomplice now

653
00:28:10,720 –> 00:28:18,320
no okay so one of them is always lying

654
00:28:15,679 –> 00:28:18,880
so the first one says one of us has a

655
00:28:18,320 –> 00:28:20,799
key

656
00:28:18,880 –> 00:28:22,320
that you need in order to get out of

657
00:28:20,799 –> 00:28:24,000
here the second one says

658
00:28:22,320 –> 00:28:26,399
but you must first solve our riddle in

659
00:28:24,000 –> 00:28:27,840
order to figure out who has the key

660
00:28:26,399 –> 00:28:29,919
they’re twerking the entire time mind

661
00:28:27,840 –> 00:28:30,640
you uh and at this point you guys need

662
00:28:29,919 –> 00:28:33,760
to figure out

663
00:28:30,640 –> 00:28:38,000
which one has the key

664
00:28:33,760 –> 00:28:39,360
of course so jordan are there any

665
00:28:38,000 –> 00:28:41,200
other rules we’re given about this one

666
00:28:39,360 –> 00:28:45,039
like we can’t ask certain things

667
00:28:41,200 –> 00:28:48,640
no this one’s far more free game

668
00:28:45,039 –> 00:28:51,120
so what do they look like

669
00:28:48,640 –> 00:28:52,640
basically like bald dwarfs they’re

670
00:28:51,120 –> 00:28:53,840
otherwise identic like they’re basically

671
00:28:52,640 –> 00:28:55,520
identical looking

672
00:28:53,840 –> 00:28:57,360
the only distinction you have is that

673
00:28:55,520 –> 00:28:59,919
the first one likes big butts

674
00:28:57,360 –> 00:29:02,559
and cannot lie the second one also likes

675
00:28:59,919 –> 00:29:06,000
big butts but cannot tell the truth

676
00:29:02,559 –> 00:29:09,360
hey oh no hey guys

677
00:29:06,000 –> 00:29:12,640
i know how to win

678
00:29:09,360 –> 00:29:13,919
you know you know how to win yes but i

679
00:29:12,640 –> 00:29:17,440
don’t like it

680
00:29:13,919 –> 00:29:21,440
go ahead arlo no

681
00:29:17,440 –> 00:29:22,960
i don’t wanna when tara angrily shoves

682
00:29:21,440 –> 00:29:26,000
you says arlo out with it what do we

683
00:29:22,960 –> 00:29:28,159
need to do

684
00:29:26,000 –> 00:29:31,360
right so this is not something we have

685
00:29:28,159 –> 00:29:34,720
talked about as characters

686
00:29:31,360 –> 00:29:41,840
between safe and winter um do

687
00:29:34,720 –> 00:29:41,840
either of you have a large butt i i

688
00:29:42,559 –> 00:29:46,080
i would say both of them are relatively

689
00:29:44,480 –> 00:29:47,200
curvy

690
00:29:46,080 –> 00:29:49,360
hold on i bought all three of you to

691
00:29:47,200 –> 00:29:53,440
roll for boogie-liciousness

692
00:29:49,360 –> 00:29:56,720
no d20 just a raw

693
00:29:53,440 –> 00:29:59,919
oh my god all right where’s my bad guy

694
00:29:56,720 –> 00:30:02,399
i got a three i got a car

695
00:29:59,919 –> 00:30:04,159
hang on all right let me see if these

696
00:30:02,399 –> 00:30:06,000
who are flattest boards

697
00:30:04,159 –> 00:30:08,399
i was gonna say i might have more toned

698
00:30:06,000 –> 00:30:12,880
like muscularly toned and like

699
00:30:08,399 –> 00:30:12,880
but not really curvy guys

700
00:30:13,360 –> 00:30:17,279
no safe has a booty great safe is

701
00:30:16,720 –> 00:30:21,360
[ __ ]

702
00:30:17,279 –> 00:30:22,960
thick with two c’s no say this thick but

703
00:30:21,360 –> 00:30:26,159
with four c’s

704
00:30:22,960 –> 00:30:29,520
oh no oh boy

705
00:30:26,159 –> 00:30:32,240
has four cc’s of booty oh this makes me

706
00:30:29,520 –> 00:30:34,240
so happy i’m so glad i included this one

707
00:30:32,240 –> 00:30:36,000
all right okay arlo looks too safe he

708
00:30:34,240 –> 00:30:39,279
says i apologize

709
00:30:36,000 –> 00:30:40,799
in advance for this and he turns her

710
00:30:39,279 –> 00:30:45,840
around and he says

711
00:30:40,799 –> 00:30:51,039
do you like this booty to both of them

712
00:30:45,840 –> 00:30:54,080
both of them say yes roll investigation

713
00:30:51,039 –> 00:30:55,039
uh when tara you may also do it

714
00:30:54,080 –> 00:30:57,200
say if you’re facing away i’m going to

715
00:30:55,039 –> 00:30:58,399
say you cannot but you’re you’re busy

716
00:30:57,200 –> 00:31:01,840
otherwise

717
00:30:58,399 –> 00:31:06,000

  1. not proficient but that is still a

718
00:31:01,840 –> 00:31:09,679

  1. so that first guy

719
00:31:06,000 –> 00:31:14,159
he cannot lie he’s in it

720
00:31:09,679 –> 00:31:17,360
the second guy is also pretty in it

721
00:31:14,159 –> 00:31:20,880
but a little less the second

722
00:31:17,360 –> 00:31:23,919
guy is for sure the liar

723
00:31:20,880 –> 00:31:26,559
when tara is so confused she’s just like

724
00:31:23,919 –> 00:31:28,880
wait so because safe has a bigger behind

725
00:31:26,559 –> 00:31:32,159
this one is lying

726
00:31:28,880 –> 00:31:35,760
he said he liked the big booty and this

727
00:31:32,159 –> 00:31:38,799
is the biggest booty we have here

728
00:31:35,760 –> 00:31:40,640
but he faltered when saying yes he is

729
00:31:38,799 –> 00:31:44,399
the liar

730
00:31:40,640 –> 00:31:47,039
okay but which one of them has the key

731
00:31:44,399 –> 00:31:49,039
so you know who the liar is for sure is

732
00:31:47,039 –> 00:31:52,080
the one who said they did not like safe

733
00:31:49,039 –> 00:31:54,960
booty which is now canonically

734
00:31:52,080 –> 00:31:55,360
stick with as christina i believe said

735
00:31:54,960 –> 00:31:59,120
four

736
00:31:55,360 –> 00:32:02,240
c’s this is a thing that has happened

737
00:31:59,120 –> 00:32:04,559
today to me and to all of us

738
00:32:02,240 –> 00:32:06,480
i will also point out one other minor

739
00:32:04,559 –> 00:32:08,159
detail that may change some things

740
00:32:06,480 –> 00:32:10,080
i did not say that one tells the truth

741
00:32:08,159 –> 00:32:13,039
the other tells lies i said one cannot

742
00:32:10,080 –> 00:32:15,039
lie and the other cannot tell the truth

743
00:32:13,039 –> 00:32:18,399
a subtle difference but you have still

744
00:32:15,039 –> 00:32:20,559
determined which one is which

745
00:32:18,399 –> 00:32:22,320
can i just pick one up and shake him

746
00:32:20,559 –> 00:32:25,440
yeah always p sound

747
00:32:22,320 –> 00:32:27,279
yeah sure go ahead which one which one

748
00:32:25,440 –> 00:32:29,679
do we think is a liar the second one

749
00:32:27,279 –> 00:32:31,200
second one you think is the liar yeah

750
00:32:29,679 –> 00:32:32,399
say when tara picks him up and she kind

751
00:32:31,200 –> 00:32:33,919
of shakes and she’s like dude you have

752
00:32:32,399 –> 00:32:37,360
the key

753
00:32:33,919 –> 00:32:42,559
no you hear james on him that’s a yes

754
00:32:37,360 –> 00:32:44,559
that’s what has the king

755
00:32:42,559 –> 00:32:46,620
allah looks over and like is appalled

756
00:32:44,559 –> 00:32:48,559
he’s like we could have just shook him

757
00:32:46,620 –> 00:32:51,200
[Laughter]

758
00:32:48,559 –> 00:32:52,480
we didn’t have to do this violence is

759
00:32:51,200 –> 00:32:55,519
always the answer

760
00:32:52,480 –> 00:32:57,919
and nothing happens do i need to get the

761
00:32:55,519 –> 00:33:00,480
key off of him

762
00:32:57,919 –> 00:33:01,519
is there actually a key on him did you

763
00:33:00,480 –> 00:33:04,559
search him

764
00:33:01,519 –> 00:33:06,159
yes there’s no key when tara angrily

765
00:33:04,559 –> 00:33:09,600
looks at the other one

766
00:33:06,159 –> 00:33:13,279
i don’t have it so who does

767
00:33:09,600 –> 00:33:15,760
i don’t know not me they both say

768
00:33:13,279 –> 00:33:17,360
when tara’s gonna tackle the other one

769
00:33:15,760 –> 00:33:19,840
okay you’ve tackled him

770
00:33:17,360 –> 00:33:20,559
is there a key on him you search him no

771
00:33:19,840 –> 00:33:23,120
key

772
00:33:20,559 –> 00:33:24,240
oh god what else is going on in this

773
00:33:23,120 –> 00:33:25,840
room

774
00:33:24,240 –> 00:33:27,919
unlike the other room which was a little

775
00:33:25,840 –> 00:33:29,440
bit more ornately built this one appears

776
00:33:27,919 –> 00:33:32,880
to just be like a wooden

777
00:33:29,440 –> 00:33:33,760
room like a carpet like it almost looks

778
00:33:32,880 –> 00:33:38,640
like an apartment

779
00:33:33,760 –> 00:33:41,679
really there’s a couch off the sides a

780
00:33:38,640 –> 00:33:43,279
couple plants find china

781
00:33:41,679 –> 00:33:45,360
they’re not very rich but they’re an

782
00:33:43,279 –> 00:33:49,039
upcoming clerk team

783
00:33:45,360 –> 00:33:52,240
they make do with what they can where

784
00:33:49,039 –> 00:33:55,279
is the key the first one

785
00:33:52,240 –> 00:33:56,000
says it’s not on my person the second

786
00:33:55,279 –> 00:33:59,360
one says

787
00:33:56,000 –> 00:34:01,200
it’s on his person do we have the wrong

788
00:33:59,360 –> 00:34:04,080
liar

789
00:34:01,200 –> 00:34:05,679
no we know who the liar is we know for

790
00:34:04,080 –> 00:34:06,000
sure that’s not on the person of the

791
00:34:05,679 –> 00:34:08,720
first

792
00:34:06,000 –> 00:34:09,200
one we don’t know where it is the first

793
00:34:08,720 –> 00:34:12,720
one

794
00:34:09,200 –> 00:34:13,760
does not know where it is so the second

795
00:34:12,720 –> 00:34:17,440
one

796
00:34:13,760 –> 00:34:20,960
hey do you know where the key is

797
00:34:17,440 –> 00:34:24,079
yes which means he does not

798
00:34:20,960 –> 00:34:28,960
so neither of them know where the key is

799
00:34:24,079 –> 00:34:28,960
roll me a raw intelligence check me

800
00:34:32,839 –> 00:34:38,639
yes a

801
00:34:34,480 –> 00:34:39,200
seven if the other two of you would like

802
00:34:38,639 –> 00:34:40,720
to

803
00:34:39,200 –> 00:34:42,399
double down on that intelligence check

804
00:34:40,720 –> 00:34:45,760
and see if you can figure this thing out

805
00:34:42,399 –> 00:34:45,760
yeah i will

806
00:34:46,879 –> 00:34:52,320
uh yeah i only rolled a 13. you did

807
00:34:49,919 –> 00:34:56,399
better than me i got a 10.

808
00:34:52,320 –> 00:34:58,800
saith with that i will at least say

809
00:34:56,399 –> 00:35:00,400
there’s something about the wit like the

810
00:34:58,800 –> 00:35:03,680
specific wording that they

811
00:35:00,400 –> 00:35:06,320
said when they introduced themselves

812
00:35:03,680 –> 00:35:06,880
and the second one almost feels like

813
00:35:06,320 –> 00:35:10,079
they’ve been

814
00:35:06,880 –> 00:35:17,599
weirdly inconsistent

815
00:35:10,079 –> 00:35:20,720
weirdly inconsistent

816
00:35:17,599 –> 00:35:23,839
so he doesn’t like big butts

817
00:35:20,720 –> 00:35:23,839
well we’ve already determined that

818
00:35:24,160 –> 00:35:31,839
he can’t tell

819
00:35:33,440 –> 00:35:36,539
[Music]

820
00:35:37,440 –> 00:35:44,020
no wait he doesn’t like big butts

821
00:35:40,480 –> 00:35:48,580
and he says he cannot like [ __ ]

822
00:35:44,020 –> 00:35:48,580
[Laughter]

823
00:35:49,040 –> 00:35:51,839
hearing you dancing circles like this

824
00:35:50,560 –> 00:35:55,280
but also having to sprinkle the word

825
00:35:51,839 –> 00:35:58,880
butt in there is so good to me

826
00:35:55,280 –> 00:36:00,240
you’re a terrible man i gave you a

827
00:35:58,880 –> 00:36:01,599
chance to figure something out

828
00:36:00,240 –> 00:36:03,520
for the role but y’all didn’t get high

829
00:36:01,599 –> 00:36:06,079
enough uh

830
00:36:03,520 –> 00:36:06,720
can is bookworm able to figure anything

831
00:36:06,079 –> 00:36:07,760
out

832
00:36:06,720 –> 00:36:08,800
ooh that’s a good point actually i

833
00:36:07,760 –> 00:36:11,680
forgot about her because she’s way

834
00:36:08,800 –> 00:36:13,040
smarter i think than all of us

835
00:36:11,680 –> 00:36:16,240
a little bit book where i’m just in the

836
00:36:13,040 –> 00:36:18,400
background like butts and truth and lies

837
00:36:16,240 –> 00:36:20,079
and she figures it out

838
00:36:18,400 –> 00:36:21,760
oh that’s cool that those numbers bled

839
00:36:20,079 –> 00:36:23,359
out whatever

840
00:36:21,760 –> 00:36:25,040
bookworms are like snaps her fingers she

841
00:36:23,359 –> 00:36:26,240
has a revelation and then pulls out her

842
00:36:25,040 –> 00:36:29,280
little notepad

843
00:36:26,240 –> 00:36:33,119
and says the second one’s no good

844
00:36:29,280 –> 00:36:35,119
he can’t be trusted okay

845
00:36:33,119 –> 00:36:36,160
so we have to rely solely on the first

846
00:36:35,119 –> 00:36:41,280
one

847
00:36:36,160 –> 00:36:44,560
she likes big butts and cannot lie

848
00:36:41,280 –> 00:36:48,560
first hey first one we like the big buzz

849
00:36:44,560 –> 00:36:52,079
where is the key not on me

850
00:36:48,560 –> 00:36:56,320
but do you know where it is yes

851
00:36:52,079 –> 00:37:00,640
will you show us i’d rather not

852
00:36:56,320 –> 00:37:00,640
is it in one of your butts no

853
00:37:02,880 –> 00:37:09,440
brother remember that for next time

854
00:37:06,000 –> 00:37:11,359
i was so worried show us or my hammer is

855
00:37:09,440 –> 00:37:14,480
going to be in one of your butts

856
00:37:11,359 –> 00:37:16,880
actually no they might like that is it

857
00:37:14,480 –> 00:37:20,560
in any of the furniture

858
00:37:16,880 –> 00:37:21,440
it is not in the furniture is it in this

859
00:37:20,560 –> 00:37:25,440
room

860
00:37:21,440 –> 00:37:27,920
yes wait wait wait i have an idea it’s a

861
00:37:25,440 –> 00:37:27,920
little dark

862
00:37:28,320 –> 00:37:33,680
so that’s the first one and i pointed

863
00:37:29,680 –> 00:37:37,040
the second one is this your friend

864
00:37:33,680 –> 00:37:38,079
he’s my brother i pick him up i’ll scrub

865
00:37:37,040 –> 00:37:40,800
his neck and then hold

866
00:37:38,079 –> 00:37:42,000
like the hammer up above his head no

867
00:37:40,800 –> 00:37:47,119
where

868
00:37:42,000 –> 00:37:50,160
is the key in this room

869
00:37:47,119 –> 00:37:53,680
more specifically

870
00:37:50,160 –> 00:37:54,400
hidden in this room can i like bonk his

871
00:37:53,680 –> 00:37:56,960
brother

872
00:37:54,400 –> 00:37:58,560
to show my mean business oh yeah always

873
00:37:56,960 –> 00:38:00,400
i bonk his brother to show my mean

874
00:37:58,560 –> 00:38:02,720
business

875
00:38:00,400 –> 00:38:06,240
you bonk him and it makes an indent but

876
00:38:02,720 –> 00:38:06,240
then immediately reforms

877
00:38:06,320 –> 00:38:12,880
with an audible popping sound yup

878
00:38:10,000 –> 00:38:12,880
we’re immortal

879
00:38:13,119 –> 00:38:17,520
sorry guys i thought violence might be

880
00:38:14,960 –> 00:38:18,560
the answer violence is not always the

881
00:38:17,520 –> 00:38:21,599
answer

882
00:38:18,560 –> 00:38:24,640
it can be violence is

883
00:38:21,599 –> 00:38:25,599
usually the answer that’s a disturbing

884
00:38:24,640 –> 00:38:28,880
thought process

885
00:38:25,599 –> 00:38:30,000
i don’t agree with that violence is at

886
00:38:28,880 –> 00:38:33,119
least 30

887
00:38:30,000 –> 00:38:34,480
the answer okay it’s not

888
00:38:33,119 –> 00:38:36,320
it’s not hidden he said in any of the

889
00:38:34,480 –> 00:38:38,560
furniture

890
00:38:36,320 –> 00:38:40,000
it’s not it’s not in their butts it’s

891
00:38:38,560 –> 00:38:43,040
not on their butts

892
00:38:40,000 –> 00:38:46,640
it’s not on incredibly

893
00:38:43,040 –> 00:38:50,079
is it just in the door

894
00:38:46,640 –> 00:38:51,520
god damn it okay i’m not gonna lie that

895
00:38:50,079 –> 00:38:53,040
was not the answer but i like that way

896
00:38:51,520 –> 00:38:58,320
better so that’s not the answer

897
00:38:53,040 –> 00:38:58,320
god [ __ ] damn that’s so much better

898
00:38:58,400 –> 00:39:00,960
my hair is

899
00:39:13,040 –> 00:39:16,480
jeff horton she literally picks one up

900
00:39:15,119 –> 00:39:18,160
in trouble

901
00:39:16,480 –> 00:39:19,599
i was going to tell you the original

902
00:39:18,160 –> 00:39:21,680
answer was it’s hidden underneath the

903
00:39:19,599 –> 00:39:22,320
floorboards but i like that so much

904
00:39:21,680 –> 00:39:25,440
better

905
00:39:22,320 –> 00:39:27,760
she throws one of them and as they make

906
00:39:25,440 –> 00:39:30,960
contact with the wall a green light

907
00:39:27,760 –> 00:39:30,960
envelops all of you

908
00:39:32,400 –> 00:39:39,080
all right deep breaths oh

909
00:39:35,990 –> 00:39:39,080
[Music]

910
00:39:41,280 –> 00:39:45,520
rule me a god or someone it’s your turn

911
00:39:44,400 –> 00:39:49,839
bud

912
00:39:45,520 –> 00:39:51,200
oh [ __ ] i’m gonna roll the c4

913
00:39:49,839 –> 00:39:53,440
i’m actually the numbers that have

914
00:39:51,200 –> 00:39:54,720
already been rolled

915
00:39:53,440 –> 00:39:57,040
don’t worry about it this time just tell

916
00:39:54,720 –> 00:39:59,359
me what it is it is a

917
00:39:57,040 –> 00:39:59,359
two

918
00:40:01,119 –> 00:40:04,880
as the light fades you all find

919
00:40:03,359 –> 00:40:08,960
yourselves

920
00:40:04,880 –> 00:40:11,359
sitting at a series of desks

921
00:40:08,960 –> 00:40:14,400
almost like you’re in a classroom arlo

922
00:40:11,359 –> 00:40:17,520
for you it is eerily familiar

923
00:40:14,400 –> 00:40:18,079
i have discomfort at the front of the

924
00:40:17,520 –> 00:40:21,760
room

925
00:40:18,079 –> 00:40:23,920
you see this strange looking

926
00:40:21,760 –> 00:40:25,599
creature it kind of looks like in the

927
00:40:23,920 –> 00:40:28,720
laudren but

928
00:40:25,599 –> 00:40:30,079
like fatter in ways that don’t quite

929
00:40:28,720 –> 00:40:33,520
make sense

930
00:40:30,079 –> 00:40:35,680
like it has very skinny legs and like

931
00:40:33,520 –> 00:40:37,680
half of its gut isn’t that bad but then

932
00:40:35,680 –> 00:40:40,240
it just kind of puffs out in a weird

933
00:40:37,680 –> 00:40:43,200
you’d almost mistake it for muscle if it

934
00:40:40,240 –> 00:40:46,240
wasn’t so obviously not muscle

935
00:40:43,200 –> 00:40:49,599
and he says alright clash

936
00:40:46,240 –> 00:40:53,599
i hope you’ve started well

937
00:40:49,599 –> 00:40:57,119
today you shall be taking

938
00:40:53,599 –> 00:41:00,400
a written examination

939
00:40:57,119 –> 00:41:04,560
you are all required to pass

940
00:41:00,400 –> 00:41:07,760
in order to move on to the next trial

941
00:41:04,560 –> 00:41:13,200
they will be graded immediately

942
00:41:07,760 –> 00:41:17,520
after you are finished

943
00:41:13,200 –> 00:41:20,960
i have the answers here in my desk

944
00:41:17,520 –> 00:41:25,839
under lock and key

945
00:41:20,960 –> 00:41:29,520
you may flip over and begin

946
00:41:25,839 –> 00:41:32,640
no talking arlo

947
00:41:29,520 –> 00:41:34,480
has a flashback to like his

948
00:41:32,640 –> 00:41:36,000
days of like you know at cleric in

949
00:41:34,480 –> 00:41:39,040
medical college

950
00:41:36,000 –> 00:41:39,040
and literally goes

951
00:41:42,960 –> 00:41:49,990
no talking safe safe sweats and never

952
00:41:47,040 –> 00:41:52,880
having gone to school

953
00:41:49,990 –> 00:41:55,920
[Laughter]

954
00:41:52,880 –> 00:41:56,800
so we fill in answers on this paper no

955
00:41:55,920 –> 00:42:00,079
talking

956
00:41:56,800 –> 00:42:03,119
but yes what

957
00:42:00,079 –> 00:42:05,839
i don’t i don’t understand

958
00:42:03,119 –> 00:42:06,800
just write your answers and fill and

959
00:42:05,839 –> 00:42:09,920
turn them in

960
00:42:06,800 –> 00:42:12,880
once you have completed it

961
00:42:09,920 –> 00:42:14,960
but what if we don’t know the answers

962
00:42:12,880 –> 00:42:19,040
then you fail

963
00:42:14,960 –> 00:42:22,160
can i see the answers no

964
00:42:19,040 –> 00:42:25,440
please no

965
00:42:22,160 –> 00:42:29,280
but why no talking

966
00:42:25,440 –> 00:42:34,079
please turn the pages over and begin

967
00:42:29,280 –> 00:42:34,079
but why it’s the trial

968
00:42:34,800 –> 00:42:38,960
but no that’s not in class that annoys

969
00:42:37,359 –> 00:42:40,560
the teacher until he just gave us the

970
00:42:38,960 –> 00:42:42,319
answer

971
00:42:40,560 –> 00:42:44,240
yeah yeah believe it or not that’s not

972
00:42:42,319 –> 00:42:47,280
gonna work wait wait

973
00:42:44,240 –> 00:42:49,760
if we all try together and

974
00:42:47,280 –> 00:42:51,440
it’s not going no it’s not we can annoy

975
00:42:49,760 –> 00:42:53,680
this teacher

976
00:42:51,440 –> 00:42:55,599
until he gives us what we want do we

977
00:42:53,680 –> 00:42:56,640
have to work by ourselves or could we

978
00:42:55,599 –> 00:42:59,920
work together

979
00:42:56,640 –> 00:43:01,440
well he said no talking and you guys are

980
00:42:59,920 –> 00:43:03,440
not at the same table

981
00:43:01,440 –> 00:43:05,760
but we don’t have to talk out loud i

982
00:43:03,440 –> 00:43:06,560
know me and me and bookworm look at each

983
00:43:05,760 –> 00:43:08,640
other

984
00:43:06,560 –> 00:43:10,160
yeah bookworm winter they don’t look at

985
00:43:08,640 –> 00:43:13,119
each other

986
00:43:10,160 –> 00:43:14,480
as you guys look over at her she looks

987
00:43:13,119 –> 00:43:18,079
horrified

988
00:43:14,480 –> 00:43:20,640
at the test scenes on this paper yeah

989
00:43:18,079 –> 00:43:22,560
tara angrily flips it over you guys flip

990
00:43:20,640 –> 00:43:26,000
it over

991
00:43:22,560 –> 00:43:30,079
and you can’t read it excuse me

992
00:43:26,000 –> 00:43:33,839
probably could yeah did i stutter

993
00:43:30,079 –> 00:43:37,440
what none of you can read it huh

994
00:43:33,839 –> 00:43:38,960
not even me nope

995
00:43:37,440 –> 00:43:42,480
how are we supposed to take a test we

996
00:43:38,960 –> 00:43:45,520
can’t read no talking

997
00:43:42,480 –> 00:43:49,359
it then dawns on all of you almost

998
00:43:45,520 –> 00:43:52,400
immediately as he walks over to his desk

999
00:43:49,359 –> 00:43:52,960
and sits down next to it the answer

1000
00:43:52,400 –> 00:43:56,160
sheet

1001
00:43:52,960 –> 00:43:58,319
is the only way you’re going to pass

1002
00:43:56,160 –> 00:44:00,640
hey would you consider him to be a

1003
00:43:58,319 –> 00:44:03,920
person or a monster

1004
00:44:00,640 –> 00:44:07,119
yes it has to be one or the other

1005
00:44:03,920 –> 00:44:08,640
is he a humanoid or is he not oh

1006
00:44:07,119 –> 00:44:11,119
i i’m sorry i thought you meant like a

1007
00:44:08,640 –> 00:44:16,079
general thing

1008
00:44:11,119 –> 00:44:18,560
humanoid i cast cold person on him

1009
00:44:16,079 –> 00:44:22,000
so as you do that you see him begin to

1010
00:44:18,560 –> 00:44:24,160
be enveloped in a heavenly glow

1011
00:44:22,000 –> 00:44:26,720
and he just kind of brushes his shoulder

1012
00:44:24,160 –> 00:44:26,720
and it’s gone

1013
00:44:27,520 –> 00:44:30,400
no talking

1014
00:44:30,800 –> 00:44:40,079
very quietly i said no talking

1015
00:44:36,720 –> 00:44:43,040
i will also say this he is not

1016
00:44:40,079 –> 00:44:44,880
actively looking at any of you all this

1017
00:44:43,040 –> 00:44:47,200
looks like a job for someone sneaky if

1018
00:44:44,880 –> 00:44:48,640
only they had someone sneaky on our tv

1019
00:44:47,200 –> 00:44:49,920
yeah i was wondering how many more hints

1020
00:44:48,640 –> 00:44:50,480
i had to give before you guys realize

1021
00:44:49,920 –> 00:44:56,000
what this time

1022
00:44:50,480 –> 00:44:56,000
all right i’m gonna be sneaky

1023
00:44:56,640 –> 00:45:02,000
katie going oh right i’m the rogue

1024
00:45:00,240 –> 00:45:03,599
when tara actually pokes safe with her

1025
00:45:02,000 –> 00:45:05,040
staff and cass has passed without trace

1026
00:45:03,599 –> 00:45:06,880
with it

1027
00:45:05,040 –> 00:45:09,200
nice nice yeah because i don’t need a

1028
00:45:06,880 –> 00:45:11,920
verbal component for it with the staff

1029
00:45:09,200 –> 00:45:13,280
very nice so she just kind of shoves her

1030
00:45:11,920 –> 00:45:13,920
a little harder in the direction of go

1031
00:45:13,280 –> 00:45:16,839
get it

1032
00:45:13,920 –> 00:45:19,280
i’m gonna i’m gonna head towards the

1033
00:45:16,839 –> 00:45:20,640
drawer

1034
00:45:19,280 –> 00:45:22,560
do you do anything to kind of like cover

1035
00:45:20,640 –> 00:45:24,400
your presents while you’re away from

1036
00:45:22,560 –> 00:45:27,520
your desk

1037
00:45:24,400 –> 00:45:30,839
my cat yes my cat is going to

1038
00:45:27,520 –> 00:45:32,960
turn into me and sit at the desk very

1039
00:45:30,839 –> 00:45:36,319
nice

1040
00:45:32,960 –> 00:45:36,319
go ahead and roll me your stealth check

1041
00:45:38,400 –> 00:45:44,560
remember to add 10. the laugh sounds

1042
00:45:41,440 –> 00:45:48,960
like it’s unnecessary

1043
00:45:44,560 –> 00:45:52,640
but i still want to hear the number ah

1044
00:45:48,960 –> 00:45:55,599
uh i i passed i’m gonna give you that

1045
00:45:52,640 –> 00:45:57,280
but uh you want the number right i

1046
00:45:55,599 –> 00:46:00,960
really i do want i do want the number

1047
00:45:57,280 –> 00:46:03,599
okay 42

1048
00:46:00,960 –> 00:46:04,720
that’s amazing what did you roll on the

1049
00:46:03,599 –> 00:46:08,480
die

1050
00:46:04,720 –> 00:46:10,319
natural 20. okay see that was the thing

1051
00:46:08,480 –> 00:46:12,720
that i needed

1052
00:46:10,319 –> 00:46:14,960
that is like the d equivalent of just

1053
00:46:12,720 –> 00:46:18,079
like a dick to the face

1054
00:46:14,960 –> 00:46:18,640
or something i was waiting to happen oh

1055
00:46:18,079 –> 00:46:22,800
no

1056
00:46:18,640 –> 00:46:24,560
oh now so we like to have fun here right

1057
00:46:22,800 –> 00:46:27,599
oh no

1058
00:46:24,560 –> 00:46:28,720
it’s gonna be fun everyone at home

1059
00:46:27,599 –> 00:46:30,880
tweeted the show

1060
00:46:28,720 –> 00:46:32,319
just to say jordan don’t do what you’re

1061
00:46:30,880 –> 00:46:35,200
about to do

1062
00:46:32,319 –> 00:46:36,800
right now are you sure you’re really

1063
00:46:35,200 –> 00:46:39,599
sure

1064
00:46:36,800 –> 00:46:40,640
continue jordan you’re assuming a lot

1065
00:46:39,599 –> 00:46:43,920
what is our fate are you being

1066
00:46:40,640 –> 00:46:47,040
benevolent or malevolent this time

1067
00:46:43,920 –> 00:46:49,839
but love lament so

1068
00:46:47,040 –> 00:46:50,560
normally around this time saith you

1069
00:46:49,839 –> 00:46:52,960
would pop

1070
00:46:50,560 –> 00:46:56,319
into your little fakey fake pocket

1071
00:46:52,960 –> 00:46:59,839
dimension that we like to have fun with

1072
00:46:56,319 –> 00:47:03,119
but this time as you go into hiding you

1073
00:46:59,839 –> 00:47:07,280
actually vanish not

1074
00:47:03,119 –> 00:47:11,119
jokingly literally

1075
00:47:07,280 –> 00:47:13,599
okay you look around and you notice

1076
00:47:11,119 –> 00:47:16,079
that things look different than they did

1077
00:47:13,599 –> 00:47:19,359
a moment ago

1078
00:47:16,079 –> 00:47:20,880
everything is sort of inverted

1079
00:47:19,359 –> 00:47:22,240
color wise like everything’s sort of

1080
00:47:20,880 –> 00:47:22,880
black and white there’s almost like a

1081
00:47:22,240 –> 00:47:26,480
wisp

1082
00:47:22,880 –> 00:47:32,240
to everything around you and it feels

1083
00:47:26,480 –> 00:47:32,240
oddly familiar and then you remember

1084
00:47:32,319 –> 00:47:36,319
this is what happened when you were on

1085
00:47:34,240 –> 00:47:39,359
the nightmares

1086
00:47:36,319 –> 00:47:40,559
you’re in the ethereal realm oh that’s

1087
00:47:39,359 –> 00:47:42,880
new

1088
00:47:40,559 –> 00:47:43,680
save for rolling a nat 20 on a stealth

1089
00:47:42,880 –> 00:47:45,890
check

1090
00:47:43,680 –> 00:47:49,000
you have learned the blink spell

1091
00:47:45,890 –> 00:47:49,000
[Music]

1092
00:47:49,200 –> 00:47:52,079
but drew told but you told me i

1093
00:47:50,480 –> 00:47:52,400
shouldn’t do that so i guess you don’t

1094
00:47:52,079 –> 00:47:55,680
no

1095
00:47:52,400 –> 00:47:56,079
no no i didn’t see you i didn’t see

1096
00:47:55,680 –> 00:47:58,559
anything

1097
00:47:56,079 –> 00:47:58,559
it was him

1098
00:48:02,319 –> 00:48:07,760
yes you may cast a blink once per day

1099
00:48:05,920 –> 00:48:09,599
saith has a subspace highway

1100
00:48:07,760 –> 00:48:10,880
safe as ramona flowers from scott

1101
00:48:09,599 –> 00:48:15,280
pilgrim confirmed

1102
00:48:10,880 –> 00:48:18,720
i love it but yes in this world

1103
00:48:15,280 –> 00:48:19,359
you are 100 undetectable you may do

1104
00:48:18,720 –> 00:48:21,210
whatever

1105
00:48:19,359 –> 00:48:23,839
the [ __ ] you want

1106
00:48:21,210 –> 00:48:27,119
[Music]

1107
00:48:23,839 –> 00:48:28,800
even two girls at one time if she can

1108
00:48:27,119 –> 00:48:32,640
find them

1109
00:48:28,800 –> 00:48:32,640
if they can find what do you mean

1110
00:48:32,839 –> 00:48:38,800
hey okay well

1111
00:48:35,760 –> 00:48:43,280
you know i’m

1112
00:48:38,800 –> 00:48:43,280
gonna pull down arlo’s pants because

1113
00:48:43,359 –> 00:48:51,200
why put it back because why not

1114
00:48:48,960 –> 00:48:53,200
i have been so kind to you whose

1115
00:48:51,200 –> 00:48:58,079
nightmare hasn’t ever been

1116
00:48:53,200 –> 00:49:01,920
to like be in class with your pants down

1117
00:48:58,079 –> 00:49:03,440
girl all right she’s going to pull his

1118
00:49:01,920 –> 00:49:06,640
pants down and then she’s going to get

1119
00:49:03,440 –> 00:49:08,559
the answers from the desk

1120
00:49:06,640 –> 00:49:11,520
you pull arlo’s pants down and hike when

1121
00:49:08,559 –> 00:49:11,520
tara’s pants up

1122
00:49:11,920 –> 00:49:17,200
do you pants me and wedgie when tara no

1123
00:49:15,119 –> 00:49:18,960
i leave a desk i leave a note on uh

1124
00:49:17,200 –> 00:49:22,160
bookworm’s desk saying that

1125
00:49:18,960 –> 00:49:22,160
when tara likes her though

1126
00:49:22,480 –> 00:49:29,119
no i’d like to point out one thing

1127
00:49:27,359 –> 00:49:31,119
you’re in an altered dimension you’re

1128
00:49:29,119 –> 00:49:32,319
not in stop time this is still happening

1129
00:49:31,119 –> 00:49:36,000
in real time

1130
00:49:32,319 –> 00:49:39,359
oh i know okay uh when tara turns

1131
00:49:36,000 –> 00:49:40,640
beat red as she just like grabs the note

1132
00:49:39,359 –> 00:49:41,839
and like stuffs it in a pocket real

1133
00:49:40,640 –> 00:49:45,280
quick and just stares

1134
00:49:41,839 –> 00:49:48,720
forward blankly

1135
00:49:45,280 –> 00:49:51,440
i imagine bookworm looks so confused

1136
00:49:48,720 –> 00:49:52,880
she is like she is having a hard time

1137
00:49:51,440 –> 00:49:54,480
processing much of anything

1138
00:49:52,880 –> 00:49:55,920
she’s just largely been along for the

1139
00:49:54,480 –> 00:49:58,079
ride except for

1140
00:49:55,920 –> 00:49:58,960
how she helped you in the last one okay

1141
00:49:58,079 –> 00:50:00,880
so

1142
00:49:58,960 –> 00:50:02,079
yeah i got i got the answers from the

1143
00:50:00,880 –> 00:50:05,680
desk

1144
00:50:02,079 –> 00:50:08,640
well hold on hold on

1145
00:50:05,680 –> 00:50:09,599
katie i need you to actually to uh roll

1146
00:50:08,640 –> 00:50:11,040
to pick the lock

1147
00:50:09,599 –> 00:50:12,640
on the desk because of course it’s not

1148
00:50:11,040 –> 00:50:17,119
that [ __ ] easy

1149
00:50:12,640 –> 00:50:17,119
so fair enough 27.

1150
00:50:18,079 –> 00:50:22,000
that was the lot coming undone because i

1151
00:50:20,000 –> 00:50:23,920
can’t do mechanical noises with my mouth

1152
00:50:22,000 –> 00:50:25,599
i thought so okay i know you’re like

1153
00:50:23,920 –> 00:50:27,839
popping open like a bottle of champagne

1154
00:50:25,599 –> 00:50:27,839
or something

1155
00:50:28,400 –> 00:50:32,240
time for mid test bubblies

1156
00:50:33,680 –> 00:50:38,000
yo teachers need a little bit of fun in

1157
00:50:35,599 –> 00:50:41,040
their lives too

1158
00:50:38,000 –> 00:50:43,280
you know how stressful this job is

1159
00:50:41,040 –> 00:50:45,520
as the lock comes undone he just says no

1160
00:50:43,280 –> 00:50:49,680
talking

1161
00:50:45,520 –> 00:50:52,800
but yes you have access to the answers

1162
00:50:49,680 –> 00:50:54,480
and eerily similar to the test uh it is

1163
00:50:52,800 –> 00:50:56,000
all in something that you cannot read

1164
00:50:54,480 –> 00:50:58,160
but it is not like the markings are

1165
00:50:56,000 –> 00:51:02,319
impossible to copy

1166
00:50:58,160 –> 00:51:05,359
they they are quite copyable all right

1167
00:51:02,319 –> 00:51:07,200
copy time all right how do you go about

1168
00:51:05,359 –> 00:51:08,720
doing this part

1169
00:51:07,200 –> 00:51:10,960
that’s a good question how long can i

1170
00:51:08,720 –> 00:51:15,040
stay on the ethereal plane

1171
00:51:10,960 –> 00:51:19,760
lasts for one minute okay

1172
00:51:15,040 –> 00:51:23,040
so i’m gonna return to my seat then

1173
00:51:19,760 –> 00:51:25,599
but okay yeah so i’m gonna return to my

1174
00:51:23,040 –> 00:51:28,559
seat modi’s gonna turn back into a cat

1175
00:51:25,599 –> 00:51:29,200
okay and then i’m gonna copy the answers

1176
00:51:28,559 –> 00:51:31,680
and then give

1177
00:51:29,200 –> 00:51:34,480
the the answer sheet to modi who’s gonna

1178
00:51:31,680 –> 00:51:36,720
sneak it under the tables to the others

1179
00:51:34,480 –> 00:51:38,640
okay have modi give me a stealth check

1180
00:51:36,720 –> 00:51:41,760
with the pass for that trace

1181
00:51:38,640 –> 00:51:43,839
with a pass without trace 27.

1182
00:51:41,760 –> 00:51:45,760
all right he gets it over to uh we’ll

1183
00:51:43,839 –> 00:51:48,880
say bookworm first

1184
00:51:45,760 –> 00:51:51,760
go and make another one oh i’m gonna use

1185
00:51:48,880 –> 00:51:54,880
his luck on that one

1186
00:51:51,760 –> 00:51:58,480

  1. man just to get it over to

1187
00:51:54,880 –> 00:52:02,720
we’ll say arlo okay one more

1188
00:51:58,480 –> 00:52:06,000

  1. he manages to get it over to save

1189
00:52:02,720 –> 00:52:09,119
or matera okay

1190
00:52:06,000 –> 00:52:12,839
and as you finish writing down the last

1191
00:52:09,119 –> 00:52:15,680
mark for the answers time’s up

1192
00:52:12,839 –> 00:52:18,880
congratulations you all passed

1193
00:52:15,680 –> 00:52:22,880
the dexterity test

1194
00:52:18,880 –> 00:52:24,480
yay wait what

1195
00:52:22,880 –> 00:52:26,720
the answers themselves were

1196
00:52:24,480 –> 00:52:31,440
incomprehensible after all

1197
00:52:26,720 –> 00:52:35,359
it’s written in gibberish fair enough

1198
00:52:31,440 –> 00:52:35,760
anyway off you go and green light once

1199
00:52:35,359 –> 00:52:39,040
again

1200
00:52:35,760 –> 00:52:41,280
envelops the room i’m enjoying the fey

1201
00:52:39,040 –> 00:52:43,440
wild much less than i did last time

1202
00:52:41,280 –> 00:52:45,280
there is much writing i think this next

1203
00:52:43,440 –> 00:52:47,839
one might make you enjoy it a little bit

1204
00:52:45,280 –> 00:52:47,839
more

1205
00:52:49,280 –> 00:52:56,000
so you guys this time no d4 required

1206
00:52:52,559 –> 00:52:59,280
we only have one option from that left

1207
00:52:56,000 –> 00:53:02,319
you find yourselves in a banquet hall

1208
00:52:59,280 –> 00:53:06,079
there is a long table filled

1209
00:53:02,319 –> 00:53:09,680
with cartouche as far as the eye can see

1210
00:53:06,079 –> 00:53:11,760
the [ __ ] is cartouche it’s

1211
00:53:09,680 –> 00:53:13,520
a cartouche is that like thing that’s

1212
00:53:11,760 –> 00:53:15,119
like the big

1213
00:53:13,520 –> 00:53:17,119
round covering on a plate that like

1214
00:53:15,119 –> 00:53:19,440
fancy people do

1215
00:53:17,119 –> 00:53:22,480
which i i only know what that is because

1216
00:53:19,440 –> 00:53:22,480
of a dairy queen commercial

1217
00:53:23,200 –> 00:53:27,040
that’s all amazing i am not lying when i

1218
00:53:25,839 –> 00:53:31,040
say that

1219
00:53:27,040 –> 00:53:31,040
and you hear

1220
00:53:31,920 –> 00:53:38,960
from below you we look down

1221
00:53:35,520 –> 00:53:42,720
you look down and you see

1222
00:53:38,960 –> 00:53:48,000
in a little bow tie with cufflinks

1223
00:53:42,720 –> 00:53:52,559
is spib please take your seat now

1224
00:53:48,000 –> 00:53:56,559
babe yes how did you get here

1225
00:53:52,559 –> 00:53:59,359
i was invited well okay

1226
00:53:56,559 –> 00:54:02,079
please have your seat do you have a

1227
00:53:59,359 –> 00:54:06,240
different accent this time

1228
00:54:02,079 –> 00:54:06,240
it might be inconsistent or to tell

1229
00:54:08,240 –> 00:54:12,400
good to see you again sweetie puffy boy

1230
00:54:10,800 –> 00:54:14,319
good to see you again too

1231
00:54:12,400 –> 00:54:14,720
not all the dragonborn guy that i don’t

1232
00:54:14,319 –> 00:54:16,640
like

1233
00:54:14,720 –> 00:54:18,880
[Music]

1234
00:54:16,640 –> 00:54:21,040
yep that other guy sucked and i am not

1235
00:54:18,880 –> 00:54:23,359
him i’ll greet you

1236
00:54:21,040 –> 00:54:24,559
all three of you take your seats at the

1237
00:54:23,359 –> 00:54:26,960
table

1238
00:54:24,559 –> 00:54:30,079
and spiff hops up onto the table and

1239
00:54:26,960 –> 00:54:34,400
says we will now begin next time

1240
00:54:30,079 –> 00:54:39,839
the trial of constitution

1241
00:54:34,400 –> 00:54:39,839
prepare for yourselves

1242
00:54:40,000 –> 00:54:46,720
and the door to the far end slams

1243
00:54:43,599 –> 00:54:50,160
open as you all hear

1244
00:54:46,720 –> 00:54:52,640
who’s hungry [ __ ] ah oh no

1245
00:54:50,160 –> 00:54:54,240
arlo slams his fists on the table and

1246
00:54:52,640 –> 00:54:57,839
goes

1247
00:54:54,240 –> 00:55:01,119
daddy fatty and that is where we shall

1248
00:54:57,839 –> 00:55:03,599
pause our tail for now

1249
00:55:01,119 –> 00:55:05,359
hello everyone jordan here we have a few

1250
00:55:03,599 –> 00:55:07,280
plugs shout out as well as a few

1251
00:55:05,359 –> 00:55:08,319
bloopers that didn’t quite make it into

1252
00:55:07,280 –> 00:55:10,799
the episode proper

1253
00:55:08,319 –> 00:55:12,079
so make sure you listen to the very end

1254
00:55:10,799 –> 00:55:15,280
if you want to support the show

1255
00:55:12,079 –> 00:55:17,200
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1256
00:55:15,280 –> 00:55:18,960
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1257
00:55:17,200 –> 00:55:21,359
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1258
00:55:18,960 –> 00:55:22,880
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1259
00:55:21,359 –> 00:55:25,040
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1260
00:55:22,880 –> 00:55:26,240
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1261
00:55:25,040 –> 00:55:28,000
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1262
00:55:26,240 –> 00:55:30,079
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1263
00:55:28,000 –> 00:55:31,680
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1264
00:55:30,079 –> 00:55:34,400
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1265
00:55:31,680 –> 00:55:35,280
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1266
00:55:34,400 –> 00:55:37,280
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1267
00:55:35,280 –> 00:55:39,040
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1268
00:55:37,280 –> 00:55:40,400
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1269
00:55:39,040 –> 00:55:42,160
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1270
00:55:40,400 –> 00:55:45,200
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1271
00:55:42,160 –> 00:55:46,200
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1272
00:55:45,200 –> 00:55:49,200
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1273
00:55:46,200 –> 00:55:53,720
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1274
00:55:49,200 –> 00:55:55,880
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1275
00:55:53,720 –> 00:55:58,000
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1276
00:55:55,880 –> 00:55:59,440
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1277
00:55:58,000 –> 00:56:01,440
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1278
00:55:59,440 –> 00:56:04,319
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1279
00:56:01,440 –> 00:56:06,240
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1280
00:56:04,319 –> 00:56:07,440
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1281
00:56:06,240 –> 00:56:09,440
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1282
00:56:07,440 –> 00:56:10,240
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1283
00:56:09,440 –> 00:56:13,520
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1284
00:56:10,240 –> 00:56:14,480
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1285
00:56:13,520 –> 00:56:15,920
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1286
00:56:14,480 –> 00:56:17,760
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1287
00:56:15,920 –> 00:56:18,400
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1288
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1289
00:56:18,400 –> 00:56:24,079
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1290
00:56:22,079 –> 00:56:26,240
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1291
00:56:24,079 –> 00:56:27,119
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1292
00:56:26,240 –> 00:56:30,079
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1293
00:56:27,119 –> 00:56:33,920
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1294
00:56:30,079 –> 00:56:35,920
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1295
00:56:33,920 –> 00:56:37,839
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1296
00:56:35,920 –> 00:56:45,839
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1297
00:56:37,839 –> 00:56:45,839
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1298
00:56:56,839 –> 00:56:59,839
so

1299
00:57:18,930 –> 00:57:26,480
[Music]

1300
00:57:24,079 –> 00:57:28,960
well you gruesome oath do you see

1301
00:57:26,480 –> 00:57:30,559
anything that you like

1302
00:57:28,960 –> 00:57:32,640
i mean i guess there’s some good stuff

1303
00:57:30,559 –> 00:57:34,880
here but i don’t know it’s all too

1304
00:57:32,640 –> 00:57:35,920
prissy for my taste yeah i think it’s

1305
00:57:34,880 –> 00:57:38,640
more like

1306
00:57:35,920 –> 00:57:40,799
for the ever man and uh don’t sacrifice

1307
00:57:38,640 –> 00:57:42,559
on comfort in any way

1308
00:57:40,799 –> 00:57:43,839
i’m going to ignore how hurtful that

1309
00:57:42,559 –> 00:57:46,400
comment was

1310
00:57:43,839 –> 00:57:47,920
let’s see something that has been tended

1311
00:57:46,400 –> 00:57:51,280
for any one person

1312
00:57:47,920 –> 00:57:52,480
but also is comfortable

1313
00:57:51,280 –> 00:57:54,799
i’m going to do something i normally

1314
00:57:52,480 –> 00:57:56,400
wouldn’t do and recommend a competitor

1315
00:57:54,799 –> 00:57:58,880
have you thought about black feather

1316
00:57:56,400 –> 00:58:00,960
apparel

1317
00:57:58,880 –> 00:58:03,920
black feather apparel is an online

1318
00:58:00,960 –> 00:58:06,559
retailer that sells a wide variety of

1319
00:58:03,920 –> 00:58:09,440
graphic tees

1320
00:58:06,559 –> 00:58:10,640
i do like my graphic tee not only that

1321
00:58:09,440 –> 00:58:13,599
but they also

1322
00:58:10,640 –> 00:58:14,319
have several hoodies that are equally as

1323
00:58:13,599 –> 00:58:18,079
gorgeous

1324
00:58:14,319 –> 00:58:20,400
as they are comfortable all right well

1325
00:58:18,079 –> 00:58:21,599
what about like my lower half i’m glad

1326
00:58:20,400 –> 00:58:23,280
that my upper hand will be nice and

1327
00:58:21,599 –> 00:58:24,720
comfy but i don’t want my butter to get

1328
00:58:23,280 –> 00:58:27,119
all chilly

1329
00:58:24,720 –> 00:58:27,839
my goodness you’re so borish fortunately

1330
00:58:27,119 –> 00:58:29,920
they also

1331
00:58:27,839 –> 00:58:34,480
carry several different sweatpants and

1332
00:58:29,920 –> 00:58:36,319
leggings each as comfortable as the last

1333
00:58:34,480 –> 00:58:38,160
yeah i guess i’ll go with that sounds

1334
00:58:36,319 –> 00:58:40,160
like a much better fit than your crap

1335
00:58:38,160 –> 00:58:41,920
we’re gonna find them my goodness i hate

1336
00:58:40,160 –> 00:58:45,520
you so much you can find them

1337
00:58:41,920 –> 00:58:47,280
at blackfeatherapparel.com you can also

1338
00:58:45,520 –> 00:58:48,720
find them on facebook and instagram

1339
00:58:47,280 –> 00:58:52,760
under the same name

1340
00:58:48,720 –> 00:58:55,760
remember you big stupid oath it’s

1341
00:58:52,760 –> 00:58:55,760
blackfeatherapparel.com

1342
00:58:56,000 –> 00:59:04,480
three this is gonna be a good one

1343
00:58:59,839 –> 00:59:06,240
oh no dammit wife i voted for you

1344
00:59:04,480 –> 00:59:08,079
oh no no you’ll like this one trust me

1345
00:59:06,240 –> 00:59:09,440
this is going to be great

1346
00:59:08,079 –> 00:59:11,440
you sound like how i sounded in the

1347
00:59:09,440 –> 00:59:11,839
winter one shot i don’t think i’d want

1348
00:59:11,440 –> 00:59:16,559
this

1349
00:59:11,839 –> 00:59:16,559
but we’ll see oh no no you’ll love it

1350
00:59:16,839 –> 00:59:22,000
so

1351
00:59:19,280 –> 00:59:22,000
okay so

1352
00:59:22,799 –> 00:59:26,079
i’m sorry i actually like all of these i

1353
00:59:24,240 –> 00:59:27,359
don’t know why i do that as if like any

1354
00:59:26,079 –> 00:59:29,680
one of these is more precious to me than

1355
00:59:27,359 –> 00:59:29,680
the other

1356
00:59:29,920 –> 00:59:34,720
the second guy is for sure the liar

1357
00:59:35,920 –> 00:59:46,400
he said he liked this vic oh god

1358
00:59:40,480 –> 00:59:49,280
say it say it [ __ ] make

1359
00:59:46,400 –> 00:59:49,280
my day

1360
00:59:50,000 –> 00:59:53,680
he said oh god

1361
00:59:55,680 –> 01:00:01,839
he said he lied a bit

1362
01:00:02,160 –> 01:00:08,240
i can’t tell this is if i think arlo

1363
01:00:03,920 –> 01:00:08,240
were true more but i’m happy either way

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