The Agents are back in the Fey Wild, and ready to face the Trials of the Fey to help find this “lost shepherd”, and maybe a means of hurting the black hand. Surely the trials won’t be that difficult, right?
Transcript
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[Music]
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hello
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everyone and welcome back to agents
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of damned our let’s play d d podcast
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featuring myself
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your sometimes benevolent often
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malevolent dungeon master
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jordan roman and as always i am joined
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by my
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fellow players hi guys i’m katie and i
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play safe
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hey everyone i’m christina and i play
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wintera and i’m drew mclean and by the
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terrifying muscle
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tone of bahamas trapezius i
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am the good doctor arlo aegon well
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here’s hoping that arlo has also
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inherited that
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incredible musculature because you’re
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gonna need it if you want to be able to
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woo
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one of these six lucky contestants in
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this weird fae dating show you guys find
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yourselves in
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y’all feeling the love yet
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excellent you feel no no no no
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no no no no no no no no no no no
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this is immediately like demonetized
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platform
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we only just got the last set of disney
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hitmen off of us
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we can’t get more like the audio
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recording is like can you feel and then
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like it’s just like
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this audio recording has been removed
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due to disney’s lawyer
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disney’s hitman killing the agents of
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damned cast
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anyway recap last time
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the agents got a call from ryan after
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their encounter with the necromancer
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apparently bookworm had actually brought
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the agents along
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off record she decided to let it slide
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for the moment
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and inform the ages that cesava and
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davosus had escaped from confinement
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they decided to rest with bookworm for
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the night only for
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saith to be awoken by a frantic bookworm
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telling her
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that when tara had gone missing
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after waking arlo with a well-placed
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rock to the face
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the three of them followed when tara’s
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tracks deeper into the midnight woods
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when they found her she was lying
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unconscious on the ground
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with oliver at her side and a mysterious
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figure looming
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overhead after a brief skirmish
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ottolow appeared to stop the fighting
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the tall figure introduced himself as
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oberon the mate
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of lady titania the two then stated that
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they needed wintera’s aid
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in finding the lost shepherd that was
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sent
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over to the material plane however to
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help them find this lost person
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the agents needed to travel to the fey
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wild in order to receive
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the blessing of the fae when tara left
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oliver
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back at home only for him to follow as
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the agents went with ottolo and oberon
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into the bay wild upon arriving they met
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with the other lords of the fae wild
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after speaking with each of the lords
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the agents and bookworm
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began the trials only to find themselves
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in a dating game with
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six different contestants and thus
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we resume our tale
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as i stated last time you guys find
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yourself
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singing in four wooden stools
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with six shadowy silhouettes behind
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different backdrops and
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the name of the game lit in
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bright lights above you the key to your
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heart
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i’m not gonna lie when you said the word
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lit i thought you’re gonna incorporate
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like the term lit into the title
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and i was like what happened to jordan
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that he’s putting lit in the title of
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like lit romance i was like why
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i’m just glad that you realized that i
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definitely didn’t change the name of it
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while you guys weren’t looking
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anyway
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a small winged creature that otherwise
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appears to be humanoid what we might
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view as
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a cherub in our world flies up to you
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guys
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hey guys you guys ready to start the
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dating game
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arlo is visibly uncomfortable hey buddy
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you look pretty uncomfortable you
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alright
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i am
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previous un
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requited in excellent let’s get started
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okay so here is how this is going to
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work
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you need to figure out which of our
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lovely contestants
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hidden behind these drapes is holding
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the key to the way out and the only way
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you’re going to be able to know that is
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by asking them
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a question a question that will tell you
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everything you need to know about them
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however the question must be about them
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and their personalities
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no direct [ __ ] we’ll know
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he looks specifically at you arlo why
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are you looking at me for the [ __ ] i
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am an upstanding member of the community
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i don’t know just a feeling
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honestly you’re probably right i’m not
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like no [ __ ]
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you’re right to look at me okay so
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here is how this one is going to work
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uh you guys are going to first of all go
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ahead and roll me some initiative
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oh you guys cannot beat this i got a big
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meaty hefty girthy
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four
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[Laughter]
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i got 19
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a14 well
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uh pokemon appears to be leading the
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pack with a big meaty
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even bigger than arlo’s one oh no
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the irony is i actually got myself a set
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of the bookworm dice that we gave away
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recently
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and that is what i rolled does she have
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a minus two or her initiative or did you
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just roll i rolled in that one
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oh no neat and i’m not willing to look
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up her decks right now because it’s not
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actually that important
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i have a plus zero so i know whenever i
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roll initiative it’s like
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whatever comes up on that die that’s
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your [ __ ] dude
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okay so the way this is gonna work is
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for each round you guys will get to ask
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one
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question of one of the contestants
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at any point you may choose to
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guess which one you think it is numbered
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one through six
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if you are wrong you make a death-saving
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throw
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oh no if you guess it right you guys get
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to move on but obviously death saving
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throws have their own rules so
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quintera you’re up first
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so we can’t see behind the curtains
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they’re they’re just figures behind the
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curtains i’m swimming with a number
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roll the investigation checks all of you
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23.
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- saith
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you recognize these six figures by their
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silhouettes
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because you saw them not 10 seconds ago
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they’re the feylords
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ah in order it is tatanya
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oberon harrison miskamin lorian
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and sarastra i assume i fully don’t get
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that
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no not you and wintero do not get that
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somehow
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someway it was not a hard dc but y’all
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bombed it we’re both too distracted
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by the fact that this is a quote-unquote
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dating game arlo was like really in the
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fact that he just sent a voicemail that
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accidentally said i love you
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let’s do a dating game he’s like this is
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not the time
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okay so we just need to figure out like
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who has the key
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who has the key to the door to the next
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trial and we can only ask them questions
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about their personality
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you cannot like literally ask them do
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you have the key
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and the game would call figuratively
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asked them if they had the key
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[Music]
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if you ask them something like that i’ll
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make you do a death saving throw
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automatically
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oh damn are we good we only get to ask
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one of them each
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you get to ask one question per round
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but they all answer it yeah okay
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that may not have been what i said the
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first time but i thought about it for
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more than three seconds and yeah we’re
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going with that
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all right so so before we begin to
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clarify
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if we ask them if they have the key like
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if we ask them
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like the phrase like do you have the key
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death saving bro automatically
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and anything of adjacent nature to that
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how adjacent is the nature i’ll decide
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that when i hear your dumb [ __ ]
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question if you’re feeling that gutsy
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[Music]
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okay play my game god damn it no birds
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are gonna get you out of this one
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i thought through it this time
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you really had me [ __ ] pinned
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you know what i respect that you put in
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you put in the work that’s good
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this has been months of planning so when
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tara thinks for a very long time
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and her ears are down and then her ears
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perk up as she finally thinks of a
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question
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she goes what is your telltale sign that
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you’re telling a lie
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oh damn that’s good roll me a persuasion
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check
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seventeen okay
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so the one that you do not immediately
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recognize to be
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lazy to tanya thinks about it for a
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moment
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and says i blink twice
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oh [ __ ]
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[Laughter]
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the next one which is uh oberon
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also pauses for voluntarily dabs
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says i’ll involuntarily flex my muscles
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god damn it next up is heresome who
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thinks about
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it and says
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none of them are going to involuntarily
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dab shut up
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[Laughter]
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my eyes start to wander a little bit
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[Music]
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next up is mexican
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mexican man thinks about it for a bit
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like
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um i tend to snap my finger
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like really angrily lorian thinks about
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it
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and says i tend to snap my finger
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really angrily and then finally
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sarastra says i’ll usually kill the
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person if they figure out that i’ve lied
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to them
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um i have
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concerns well too bad
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we’re gonna go through a round before
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you guys get the gas uh safe you’re up
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if i were to give you something of great
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importance
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which of you would be the least likely
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to lose it
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[Music]
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roll me a persuasion check the
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persuasion check is not related to my
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that was me doing things out of order 27
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[ __ ] yeah my persuasion is really high
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she is very persuasive she smiles at you
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she make eye contact he’s very good
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so to tanya’s answer
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is i’d like to think that i hold on to
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things that are important but
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i can also be a bit forgetful so i
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it’s possible if i did lose it i would
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never know
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oberon is next and says i don’t lose
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things
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ever
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[Music]
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after an annoyingly long pause of
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everyone just processing
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here’s some then goes and says oh i lose
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things all the time
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it’s nothing personal just you know
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things have to slip between your fingers
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that’s how it is next up is mexica man
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who says um well
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i like to think that i wouldn’t lose it
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i mean i feel like
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i feel like one of the key elements of a
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good like trusting relationship is not
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losing things so i i try to be aware of
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that stuff
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lorien then says even if i did lose it
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my
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avian friend here would simply find it
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simple as that and then sarastra is next
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and says
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if i did lose it i would just kill you
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so i would never have to worry about the
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consequences
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i love her look worm’s got some
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competition
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all right arlo you’re up um
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so let’s say hypothetically
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you had on a speaking zone left
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a voicemail that you wanted to leave
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before the person
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[Laughter]
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how would you do how would you delete
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that voicemail before that person read
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it
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answer very quickly right now please
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conversation
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oh god that’s not very good that’s a 12.
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okay the time he goes first says
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well um i suppose what i would do is
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try and distract the person and
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see if they just forget that they have a
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speaking stone
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oberon answers with i would destroy the
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stone
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arlo right sound destroy this
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[Laughter]
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here’s some says
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i suppose i would simply try and take
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the stone from them by any means
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necessary and
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just keep it from them may lead to some
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fun who knows
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arlo writes down takes the stone from
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the monkey from the way he needs this
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goes next and says um
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[Music]
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what’s a speaking stone yes
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[Laughter]
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all right now contestant number four
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unhealth
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next up is elorien who says
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i i also don’t know what a speaking
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stone are they like birds
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arlo writes down consistent number five
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birds question mark
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and then finally sarastra so no one’s
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surprise says
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i would just kill the person before they
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had a chance to read the message problem
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solved
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alright number six sociopath question
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really question mark
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[Laughter]
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hey that’s a that’s a that’s a indicting
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diagnosis so you have to take time
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so it’s put in as a doctor but wait wait
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it’s sociopath
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question mark and then he scribbles out
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the question mark
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did social media question mark scribbles
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at the question mark writes exclamation
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point
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okay now for bookworms turn
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they have supplied pokemon with a piece
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of paper so that she is able to
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participate because i was going to be a
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[ __ ] about it and have her just not be
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able to participate but
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that’s boring so she is going to
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write down the question of
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what do you think is the most important
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thing
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in a relationship and for persuasion
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okay wow i cannot roll for [ __ ] today uh
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satania answers with
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obedience oberon
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answers with a worthy challenge
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here’s some answers an open mind to
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just about anything mesquin
398
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answers with likes honey
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valorian says likes birds
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and sarastria says killable
401
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arlo writes on his notebook dom dom
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sub
403
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[Laughter]
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nailed all of them got in one
405
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all right that brings us to the end of
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the first round
407
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you all get one guess each
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i have another question before we guess
409
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for jordan
410
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okay is the bird playing
411
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no okay the the bird is with ohlorian
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but it counts as a single unit
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just quick just asking no i i appreciate
414
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the ingenuity that that is good hold on
415
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to that for later tests
416
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you guys may guess in any order yeah i
417
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i would say bird boy bird boy is your
418
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guess
419
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yep okay i want to hear every once guys
420
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before i say anything
421
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i’m going to go with i’m going to go
422
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with the winter court
423
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queen okay arlo
424
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i spent this around trying to be funny
425
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and i didn’t actually think about like
426
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trying to solve
427
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the mystery cool
428
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so um i mean if you want to give someone
429
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a key you want one of the doms
430
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so that there was a doubt with my list
431
00:18:24,799 –> 00:18:29,679
that i made of dobson’s oh my god yeah
432
00:18:28,080 –> 00:18:31,039
that seems like a really smart way to
433
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base things off but that’s definitely
434
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what i said
435
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i definitely have written next to each
436
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of them dom and sub
437
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for sure
438
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not to tiny who seems like she’s in
439
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charge maybe titania
440
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everyone’s like obviously saving throws
441
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penises not a one of you got it
442
00:18:50,640 –> 00:18:53,840
wait i thought you said that you roll
443
00:18:51,840 –> 00:18:55,039
our death savings this time i’m going to
444
00:18:53,840 –> 00:18:56,160
torture you you guys are having you do
445
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it
446
00:18:56,160 –> 00:19:02,720
all right i rolled a 12. all right 15.
447
00:18:59,760 –> 00:19:03,520
nope it was not a one you and you and
448
00:19:02,720 –> 00:19:06,640
bookworm look
449
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real bad oh ooh
450
00:19:06,640 –> 00:19:13,360
that is unfortunate
451
00:19:10,320 –> 00:19:13,360
next round
452
00:19:13,840 –> 00:19:18,080
all right when tara looks a little rough
453
00:19:15,600 –> 00:19:19,440
and she is frowning and she’s getting a
454
00:19:18,080 –> 00:19:21,840
little bit more frustrated and she’s
455
00:19:19,440 –> 00:19:21,840
just like
456
00:19:22,559 –> 00:19:25,919
when someone gives you something
457
00:19:23,520 –> 00:19:28,160
important where
458
00:19:25,919 –> 00:19:29,520
where are you inclined to want to keep
459
00:19:28,160 –> 00:19:32,480
it
460
00:19:29,520 –> 00:19:32,480
roll with me persuasion
461
00:19:32,559 –> 00:19:37,679
that’s a 15. okay
462
00:19:36,000 –> 00:19:39,120
titania thinks about it for a second
463
00:19:37,679 –> 00:19:41,039
says
464
00:19:39,120 –> 00:19:43,760
if it’s really important then i keep it
465
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on my person
466
00:19:44,080 –> 00:19:50,000
oberon answers with
467
00:19:47,200 –> 00:19:50,880
i have a stash of my most valuable
468
00:19:50,000 –> 00:19:54,160
treasures
469
00:19:50,880 –> 00:19:55,120
that i hide away from the eyes of others
470
00:19:54,160 –> 00:19:59,039
who may see it
471
00:19:55,120 –> 00:20:01,600
so they are mine and mine alone
472
00:19:59,039 –> 00:20:03,120
hairsome says why they go in the bedroom
473
00:20:01,600 –> 00:20:04,880
of course
474
00:20:03,120 –> 00:20:07,840
on the shelves with all my other
475
00:20:04,880 –> 00:20:07,840
wonderful treasures
476
00:20:07,919 –> 00:20:12,080
mescamin thanks bro it’s like um
477
00:20:12,320 –> 00:20:16,320
i guess i’d want to keep it safe so um
478
00:20:14,880 –> 00:20:19,200
i’m probably hiding under lock and key
479
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or some [ __ ] i don’t know
480
00:20:19,280 –> 00:20:25,360
glorion says i would trust it
481
00:20:22,480 –> 00:20:28,000
in the aviary with all the jock birds no
482
00:20:25,360 –> 00:20:32,799
place safer
483
00:20:28,000 –> 00:20:32,799
and then sarastra says um
484
00:20:33,039 –> 00:20:37,520
i don’t know who i’d kill in this
485
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instance so i pass
486
00:20:40,080 –> 00:20:46,159
save you’re up she’s very
487
00:20:43,440 –> 00:20:47,200
i’m track minded ostrom sounds like
488
00:20:46,159 –> 00:20:50,320
episode one
489
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safe yeah
490
00:20:50,320 –> 00:20:54,799
i don’t know who i killed in this
491
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instance so i’ll pass
492
00:20:56,880 –> 00:21:00,720
episode one safe had two modes murder
493
00:20:59,840 –> 00:21:03,919
question mark
494
00:21:00,720 –> 00:21:06,559
and murder exclamation point that’s fair
495
00:21:03,919 –> 00:21:07,039
she did now we need save for question
496
00:21:06,559 –> 00:21:08,640
mode
497
00:21:07,039 –> 00:21:10,240
i know i know i’m trying to think of one
498
00:21:08,640 –> 00:21:12,960
i’m sorry
499
00:21:10,240 –> 00:21:16,159
i’ll play one safe in defensive mode and
500
00:21:12,960 –> 00:21:17,840
then lay down a trap card you’ve
501
00:21:16,159 –> 00:21:20,080
activated my trap card now
502
00:21:17,840 –> 00:21:21,440
safe will send you to the shadow realm
503
00:21:20,080 –> 00:21:26,000
that’s enough
504
00:21:21,440 –> 00:21:31,840
alright how do i know i can trust you
505
00:21:26,000 –> 00:21:31,840
i want to trust you
506
00:21:36,320 –> 00:21:42,840
26 holy [ __ ]
507
00:21:39,840 –> 00:21:44,559
satania thinks about it for a second and
508
00:21:42,840 –> 00:21:46,720
says
509
00:21:44,559 –> 00:21:49,840
i suppose you can’t really know but
510
00:21:46,720 –> 00:21:49,840
isn’t that half the thrill
511
00:21:50,080 –> 00:21:56,400
oberon thinks about it and says
512
00:21:54,640 –> 00:21:58,880
if i have chosen to take you with me on
513
00:21:56,400 –> 00:22:01,440
the hunt there are a few people i would
514
00:21:58,880 –> 00:22:01,440
trust more
515
00:22:01,600 –> 00:22:06,320
here’s some responds with trust isn’t
516
00:22:04,640 –> 00:22:09,520
really something that i
517
00:22:06,320 –> 00:22:12,559
factor in so much is just
518
00:22:09,520 –> 00:22:15,360
are you fun
519
00:22:12,559 –> 00:22:16,559
mescaman thinks about it’s like um well
520
00:22:15,360 –> 00:22:19,760
i think that uh
521
00:22:16,559 –> 00:22:23,039
the um the the key to
522
00:22:19,760 –> 00:22:26,799
trust is um the um let’s see
523
00:22:23,039 –> 00:22:30,080
the key to trust um
524
00:22:26,799 –> 00:22:30,080
the the kids
525
00:22:30,799 –> 00:22:33,200
pass
526
00:22:34,320 –> 00:22:39,120
rulorian thinks about it for a second
527
00:22:37,200 –> 00:22:43,360
and says
528
00:22:39,120 –> 00:22:48,240
i let you touch my birds there same
529
00:22:43,360 –> 00:22:52,000
and sarastra says are you breathing
530
00:22:48,240 –> 00:22:52,000
then i trust you for the moment
531
00:22:52,320 –> 00:22:56,880
arlo your question all those things for
532
00:22:56,000 –> 00:23:01,120
a second says
533
00:22:56,880 –> 00:23:03,120
well i’m a man who needs many things but
534
00:23:01,120 –> 00:23:05,200
if you were someone who felt like you
535
00:23:03,120 –> 00:23:06,480
had something i needed most in that
536
00:23:05,200 –> 00:23:09,919
moment
537
00:23:06,480 –> 00:23:10,880
what would you think it was i am so
538
00:23:09,919 –> 00:23:12,960
tempted
539
00:23:10,880 –> 00:23:14,559
so so tempted to do the death saving
540
00:23:12,960 –> 00:23:16,960
throw on that one
541
00:23:14,559 –> 00:23:19,440
but i spent this whole encounter [ __ ]
542
00:23:16,960 –> 00:23:22,480
around making jokes but i was thinking
543
00:23:19,440 –> 00:23:25,120
i was thinking ways to get around yo
544
00:23:22,480 –> 00:23:27,280
[ __ ] i will i will let that pass you
545
00:23:25,120 –> 00:23:30,480
still have to roll the persuasion check
546
00:23:27,280 –> 00:23:34,640
penis it’s a requirement
547
00:23:30,480 –> 00:23:38,880
so it’s a 19 okay
548
00:23:34,640 –> 00:23:38,880
titania thinks about it for a second
549
00:23:39,520 –> 00:23:43,120
i mean i suppose mostly in this instance
550
00:23:41,600 –> 00:23:44,720
you would
551
00:23:43,120 –> 00:23:46,720
need the blessing of the fae but in a
552
00:23:44,720 –> 00:23:47,679
more practical sense for the question i
553
00:23:46,720 –> 00:23:51,200
would suppose
554
00:23:47,679 –> 00:23:53,279
someone to keep you in line
555
00:23:51,200 –> 00:23:54,400
i’m a phrase fair i will never be kept
556
00:23:53,279 –> 00:23:57,520
in line
557
00:23:54,400 –> 00:23:58,799
she called you out arlo oberon says
558
00:23:57,520 –> 00:24:01,039
that sounds about right to me i will
559
00:23:58,799 –> 00:24:03,360
second that notion
560
00:24:01,039 –> 00:24:06,559
here’s some response with i think what
561
00:24:03,360 –> 00:24:10,080
you just need is a good time
562
00:24:06,559 –> 00:24:13,360
mesquin says um well
563
00:24:10,080 –> 00:24:16,080
i i think what would be key for you
564
00:24:13,360 –> 00:24:16,080
is um
565
00:24:16,559 –> 00:24:19,679
someone someone you can talk to uh again
566
00:24:19,200 –> 00:24:22,320
uh
567
00:24:19,679 –> 00:24:22,320
maybe honey
568
00:24:22,960 –> 00:24:27,520
vloryan says you strike me as someone
569
00:24:26,159 –> 00:24:31,279
who would do well
570
00:24:27,520 –> 00:24:34,720
with their own jock bird aodog
571
00:24:31,279 –> 00:24:36,240
my guess is heskamen yeah same
572
00:24:34,720 –> 00:24:38,159
well we’re not there yet i still have
573
00:24:36,240 –> 00:24:39,360
one more i still have one more silly
574
00:24:38,159 –> 00:24:41,919
answer to give
575
00:24:39,360 –> 00:24:43,039
all right do it but i know my i know my
576
00:24:41,919 –> 00:24:46,640
guess is
577
00:24:43,039 –> 00:24:48,080
which uh is sarastro who says
578
00:24:46,640 –> 00:24:50,240
i’d give you an extra day to live before
579
00:24:48,080 –> 00:24:51,760
i killed you
580
00:24:50,240 –> 00:24:53,760
and we’ll just go ahead and perform
581
00:24:51,760 –> 00:24:55,440
while you say skip over bookworm go
582
00:24:53,760 –> 00:24:58,159
ahead and say it
583
00:24:55,440 –> 00:25:01,840
it’s ask him in he keeps accidentally
584
00:24:58,159 –> 00:25:01,840
saying key
585
00:25:10,480 –> 00:25:14,400
literally with a giant [ __ ] key
586
00:25:12,880 –> 00:25:17,440
around his neck
587
00:25:14,400 –> 00:25:17,440
oh hey i got it
588
00:25:19,120 –> 00:25:24,720
you son of a [ __ ] see you can do smart
589
00:25:23,200 –> 00:25:26,159
characters
590
00:25:24,720 –> 00:25:28,240
and have smart moments because i didn’t
591
00:25:26,159 –> 00:25:32,000
pick up on that but you did
592
00:25:28,240 –> 00:25:32,000
you’re not i mean it’s so obvious
593
00:25:34,000 –> 00:25:37,840
again it all plays in a little [ __ ]
594
00:25:35,760 –> 00:25:38,400
energy like i was able to channel my
595
00:25:37,840 –> 00:25:41,760
mind
596
00:25:38,400 –> 00:25:45,200
into like jordan has the riddle
597
00:25:41,760 –> 00:25:48,559
and i’m gonna cheat this riddle somehow
598
00:25:45,200 –> 00:25:51,760
you just actually have to pay attention
599
00:25:48,559 –> 00:25:55,360
and with that a green light once again
600
00:25:51,760 –> 00:25:56,720
fills the room and i need someone to
601
00:25:55,360 –> 00:25:59,279
roll me a d4
602
00:25:56,720 –> 00:26:00,880
once again ignore four i’ll do it this
603
00:25:59,279 –> 00:26:03,120
time
604
00:26:00,880 –> 00:26:03,120
three
605
00:26:05,120 –> 00:26:12,320
you guys find yourselves once again
606
00:26:08,400 –> 00:26:15,440
in a dark room however
607
00:26:12,320 –> 00:26:19,039
this time when a spotlight goes down
608
00:26:15,440 –> 00:26:22,240
it goes down in front of you and you see
609
00:26:19,039 –> 00:26:24,080
a squat figure no more than maybe four
610
00:26:22,240 –> 00:26:28,960
feet tall
611
00:26:24,080 –> 00:26:33,039
sitting there proudly and he says
612
00:26:28,960 –> 00:26:35,600
i like
613
00:26:33,039 –> 00:26:37,120
big butts and i cannot lie a second
614
00:26:35,600 –> 00:26:38,159
spotlight immediately appears an
615
00:26:37,120 –> 00:26:40,320
identical figure says
616
00:26:38,159 –> 00:26:42,000
and i like big butts and cannot tell the
617
00:26:40,320 –> 00:26:43,520
truth both intend to say
618
00:26:42,000 –> 00:26:45,840
how will you solve a booger this is
619
00:26:43,520 –> 00:26:45,840
riddle
620
00:26:46,880 –> 00:26:50,640
the sound of their cheeks clapping as
621
00:26:48,799 –> 00:26:53,840
they rapidly advance towards you
622
00:26:50,640 –> 00:26:57,120
twerking with fervor
623
00:26:53,840 –> 00:26:57,120
safe looks disturbed
624
00:26:57,760 –> 00:27:04,320
jordan i’m gonna come to your house
625
00:26:59,990 –> 00:27:06,080
[Laughter]
626
00:27:04,320 –> 00:27:07,440
jordan you hear that that’s the sign of
627
00:27:06,080 –> 00:27:08,240
me at your house maybe your [ __ ]
628
00:27:07,440 –> 00:27:10,470
house
629
00:27:08,240 –> 00:27:13,489
come to your [ __ ] house
630
00:27:10,470 –> 00:27:13,489
[Music]
631
00:27:14,320 –> 00:27:18,080
for what you have done what you have
632
00:27:17,679 –> 00:27:21,840
done
633
00:27:18,080 –> 00:27:21,840
just now
634
00:27:25,039 –> 00:27:30,320
you were a criminal in a charlatan
635
00:27:27,420 –> 00:27:34,240
[Laughter]
636
00:27:30,320 –> 00:27:35,760
you’re a degenerate a savage you should
637
00:27:34,240 –> 00:27:38,960
be ashamed
638
00:27:35,760 –> 00:27:39,760
to be ashamed of yourself and i’m so
639
00:27:38,960 –> 00:27:44,159
proud
640
00:27:39,760 –> 00:27:46,640
now that i’ve composed myself okay
641
00:27:44,159 –> 00:27:47,520
when tara looks absolutely apparently
642
00:27:46,640 –> 00:27:49,279
confused
643
00:27:47,520 –> 00:27:51,360
she has no idea what the hell is
644
00:27:49,279 –> 00:27:52,960
happening she’s like
645
00:27:51,360 –> 00:27:54,960
well she’s looking at arlo she’s like
646
00:27:52,960 –> 00:27:57,850
what is this
647
00:27:54,960 –> 00:28:00,559
the classic booty prisoner’s dilemma
648
00:27:57,850 –> 00:28:02,080
[Laughter]
649
00:28:00,559 –> 00:28:05,279
why did that come out of my mouth
650
00:28:02,080 –> 00:28:08,720
without thought i’m proud of you
651
00:28:05,279 –> 00:28:10,720
i’m so ashamed of myself congratulations
652
00:28:08,720 –> 00:28:15,679
you’re an accomplice now
653
00:28:10,720 –> 00:28:18,320
no okay so one of them is always lying
654
00:28:15,679 –> 00:28:18,880
so the first one says one of us has a
655
00:28:18,320 –> 00:28:20,799
key
656
00:28:18,880 –> 00:28:22,320
that you need in order to get out of
657
00:28:20,799 –> 00:28:24,000
here the second one says
658
00:28:22,320 –> 00:28:26,399
but you must first solve our riddle in
659
00:28:24,000 –> 00:28:27,840
order to figure out who has the key
660
00:28:26,399 –> 00:28:29,919
they’re twerking the entire time mind
661
00:28:27,840 –> 00:28:30,640
you uh and at this point you guys need
662
00:28:29,919 –> 00:28:33,760
to figure out
663
00:28:30,640 –> 00:28:38,000
which one has the key
664
00:28:33,760 –> 00:28:39,360
of course so jordan are there any
665
00:28:38,000 –> 00:28:41,200
other rules we’re given about this one
666
00:28:39,360 –> 00:28:45,039
like we can’t ask certain things
667
00:28:41,200 –> 00:28:48,640
no this one’s far more free game
668
00:28:45,039 –> 00:28:51,120
so what do they look like
669
00:28:48,640 –> 00:28:52,640
basically like bald dwarfs they’re
670
00:28:51,120 –> 00:28:53,840
otherwise identic like they’re basically
671
00:28:52,640 –> 00:28:55,520
identical looking
672
00:28:53,840 –> 00:28:57,360
the only distinction you have is that
673
00:28:55,520 –> 00:28:59,919
the first one likes big butts
674
00:28:57,360 –> 00:29:02,559
and cannot lie the second one also likes
675
00:28:59,919 –> 00:29:06,000
big butts but cannot tell the truth
676
00:29:02,559 –> 00:29:09,360
hey oh no hey guys
677
00:29:06,000 –> 00:29:12,640
i know how to win
678
00:29:09,360 –> 00:29:13,919
you know you know how to win yes but i
679
00:29:12,640 –> 00:29:17,440
don’t like it
680
00:29:13,919 –> 00:29:21,440
go ahead arlo no
681
00:29:17,440 –> 00:29:22,960
i don’t wanna when tara angrily shoves
682
00:29:21,440 –> 00:29:26,000
you says arlo out with it what do we
683
00:29:22,960 –> 00:29:28,159
need to do
684
00:29:26,000 –> 00:29:31,360
right so this is not something we have
685
00:29:28,159 –> 00:29:34,720
talked about as characters
686
00:29:31,360 –> 00:29:41,840
between safe and winter um do
687
00:29:34,720 –> 00:29:41,840
either of you have a large butt i i
688
00:29:42,559 –> 00:29:46,080
i would say both of them are relatively
689
00:29:44,480 –> 00:29:47,200
curvy
690
00:29:46,080 –> 00:29:49,360
hold on i bought all three of you to
691
00:29:47,200 –> 00:29:53,440
roll for boogie-liciousness
692
00:29:49,360 –> 00:29:56,720
no d20 just a raw
693
00:29:53,440 –> 00:29:59,919
oh my god all right where’s my bad guy
694
00:29:56,720 –> 00:30:02,399
i got a three i got a car
695
00:29:59,919 –> 00:30:04,159
hang on all right let me see if these
696
00:30:02,399 –> 00:30:06,000
who are flattest boards
697
00:30:04,159 –> 00:30:08,399
i was gonna say i might have more toned
698
00:30:06,000 –> 00:30:12,880
like muscularly toned and like
699
00:30:08,399 –> 00:30:12,880
but not really curvy guys
700
00:30:13,360 –> 00:30:17,279
no safe has a booty great safe is
701
00:30:16,720 –> 00:30:21,360
[ __ ]
702
00:30:17,279 –> 00:30:22,960
thick with two c’s no say this thick but
703
00:30:21,360 –> 00:30:26,159
with four c’s
704
00:30:22,960 –> 00:30:29,520
oh no oh boy
705
00:30:26,159 –> 00:30:32,240
has four cc’s of booty oh this makes me
706
00:30:29,520 –> 00:30:34,240
so happy i’m so glad i included this one
707
00:30:32,240 –> 00:30:36,000
all right okay arlo looks too safe he
708
00:30:34,240 –> 00:30:39,279
says i apologize
709
00:30:36,000 –> 00:30:40,799
in advance for this and he turns her
710
00:30:39,279 –> 00:30:45,840
around and he says
711
00:30:40,799 –> 00:30:51,039
do you like this booty to both of them
712
00:30:45,840 –> 00:30:54,080
both of them say yes roll investigation
713
00:30:51,039 –> 00:30:55,039
uh when tara you may also do it
714
00:30:54,080 –> 00:30:57,200
say if you’re facing away i’m going to
715
00:30:55,039 –> 00:30:58,399
say you cannot but you’re you’re busy
716
00:30:57,200 –> 00:31:01,840
otherwise
717
00:30:58,399 –> 00:31:06,000
- not proficient but that is still a
718
00:31:01,840 –> 00:31:09,679
- so that first guy
719
00:31:06,000 –> 00:31:14,159
he cannot lie he’s in it
720
00:31:09,679 –> 00:31:17,360
the second guy is also pretty in it
721
00:31:14,159 –> 00:31:20,880
but a little less the second
722
00:31:17,360 –> 00:31:23,919
guy is for sure the liar
723
00:31:20,880 –> 00:31:26,559
when tara is so confused she’s just like
724
00:31:23,919 –> 00:31:28,880
wait so because safe has a bigger behind
725
00:31:26,559 –> 00:31:32,159
this one is lying
726
00:31:28,880 –> 00:31:35,760
he said he liked the big booty and this
727
00:31:32,159 –> 00:31:38,799
is the biggest booty we have here
728
00:31:35,760 –> 00:31:40,640
but he faltered when saying yes he is
729
00:31:38,799 –> 00:31:44,399
the liar
730
00:31:40,640 –> 00:31:47,039
okay but which one of them has the key
731
00:31:44,399 –> 00:31:49,039
so you know who the liar is for sure is
732
00:31:47,039 –> 00:31:52,080
the one who said they did not like safe
733
00:31:49,039 –> 00:31:54,960
booty which is now canonically
734
00:31:52,080 –> 00:31:55,360
stick with as christina i believe said
735
00:31:54,960 –> 00:31:59,120
four
736
00:31:55,360 –> 00:32:02,240
c’s this is a thing that has happened
737
00:31:59,120 –> 00:32:04,559
today to me and to all of us
738
00:32:02,240 –> 00:32:06,480
i will also point out one other minor
739
00:32:04,559 –> 00:32:08,159
detail that may change some things
740
00:32:06,480 –> 00:32:10,080
i did not say that one tells the truth
741
00:32:08,159 –> 00:32:13,039
the other tells lies i said one cannot
742
00:32:10,080 –> 00:32:15,039
lie and the other cannot tell the truth
743
00:32:13,039 –> 00:32:18,399
a subtle difference but you have still
744
00:32:15,039 –> 00:32:20,559
determined which one is which
745
00:32:18,399 –> 00:32:22,320
can i just pick one up and shake him
746
00:32:20,559 –> 00:32:25,440
yeah always p sound
747
00:32:22,320 –> 00:32:27,279
yeah sure go ahead which one which one
748
00:32:25,440 –> 00:32:29,679
do we think is a liar the second one
749
00:32:27,279 –> 00:32:31,200
second one you think is the liar yeah
750
00:32:29,679 –> 00:32:32,399
say when tara picks him up and she kind
751
00:32:31,200 –> 00:32:33,919
of shakes and she’s like dude you have
752
00:32:32,399 –> 00:32:37,360
the key
753
00:32:33,919 –> 00:32:42,559
no you hear james on him that’s a yes
754
00:32:37,360 –> 00:32:44,559
that’s what has the king
755
00:32:42,559 –> 00:32:46,620
allah looks over and like is appalled
756
00:32:44,559 –> 00:32:48,559
he’s like we could have just shook him
757
00:32:46,620 –> 00:32:51,200
[Laughter]
758
00:32:48,559 –> 00:32:52,480
we didn’t have to do this violence is
759
00:32:51,200 –> 00:32:55,519
always the answer
760
00:32:52,480 –> 00:32:57,919
and nothing happens do i need to get the
761
00:32:55,519 –> 00:33:00,480
key off of him
762
00:32:57,919 –> 00:33:01,519
is there actually a key on him did you
763
00:33:00,480 –> 00:33:04,559
search him
764
00:33:01,519 –> 00:33:06,159
yes there’s no key when tara angrily
765
00:33:04,559 –> 00:33:09,600
looks at the other one
766
00:33:06,159 –> 00:33:13,279
i don’t have it so who does
767
00:33:09,600 –> 00:33:15,760
i don’t know not me they both say
768
00:33:13,279 –> 00:33:17,360
when tara’s gonna tackle the other one
769
00:33:15,760 –> 00:33:19,840
okay you’ve tackled him
770
00:33:17,360 –> 00:33:20,559
is there a key on him you search him no
771
00:33:19,840 –> 00:33:23,120
key
772
00:33:20,559 –> 00:33:24,240
oh god what else is going on in this
773
00:33:23,120 –> 00:33:25,840
room
774
00:33:24,240 –> 00:33:27,919
unlike the other room which was a little
775
00:33:25,840 –> 00:33:29,440
bit more ornately built this one appears
776
00:33:27,919 –> 00:33:32,880
to just be like a wooden
777
00:33:29,440 –> 00:33:33,760
room like a carpet like it almost looks
778
00:33:32,880 –> 00:33:38,640
like an apartment
779
00:33:33,760 –> 00:33:41,679
really there’s a couch off the sides a
780
00:33:38,640 –> 00:33:43,279
couple plants find china
781
00:33:41,679 –> 00:33:45,360
they’re not very rich but they’re an
782
00:33:43,279 –> 00:33:49,039
upcoming clerk team
783
00:33:45,360 –> 00:33:52,240
they make do with what they can where
784
00:33:49,039 –> 00:33:55,279
is the key the first one
785
00:33:52,240 –> 00:33:56,000
says it’s not on my person the second
786
00:33:55,279 –> 00:33:59,360
one says
787
00:33:56,000 –> 00:34:01,200
it’s on his person do we have the wrong
788
00:33:59,360 –> 00:34:04,080
liar
789
00:34:01,200 –> 00:34:05,679
no we know who the liar is we know for
790
00:34:04,080 –> 00:34:06,000
sure that’s not on the person of the
791
00:34:05,679 –> 00:34:08,720
first
792
00:34:06,000 –> 00:34:09,200
one we don’t know where it is the first
793
00:34:08,720 –> 00:34:12,720
one
794
00:34:09,200 –> 00:34:13,760
does not know where it is so the second
795
00:34:12,720 –> 00:34:17,440
one
796
00:34:13,760 –> 00:34:20,960
hey do you know where the key is
797
00:34:17,440 –> 00:34:24,079
yes which means he does not
798
00:34:20,960 –> 00:34:28,960
so neither of them know where the key is
799
00:34:24,079 –> 00:34:28,960
roll me a raw intelligence check me
800
00:34:32,839 –> 00:34:38,639
yes a
801
00:34:34,480 –> 00:34:39,200
seven if the other two of you would like
802
00:34:38,639 –> 00:34:40,720
to
803
00:34:39,200 –> 00:34:42,399
double down on that intelligence check
804
00:34:40,720 –> 00:34:45,760
and see if you can figure this thing out
805
00:34:42,399 –> 00:34:45,760
yeah i will
806
00:34:46,879 –> 00:34:52,320
uh yeah i only rolled a 13. you did
807
00:34:49,919 –> 00:34:56,399
better than me i got a 10.
808
00:34:52,320 –> 00:34:58,800
saith with that i will at least say
809
00:34:56,399 –> 00:35:00,400
there’s something about the wit like the
810
00:34:58,800 –> 00:35:03,680
specific wording that they
811
00:35:00,400 –> 00:35:06,320
said when they introduced themselves
812
00:35:03,680 –> 00:35:06,880
and the second one almost feels like
813
00:35:06,320 –> 00:35:10,079
they’ve been
814
00:35:06,880 –> 00:35:17,599
weirdly inconsistent
815
00:35:10,079 –> 00:35:20,720
weirdly inconsistent
816
00:35:17,599 –> 00:35:23,839
so he doesn’t like big butts
817
00:35:20,720 –> 00:35:23,839
well we’ve already determined that
818
00:35:24,160 –> 00:35:31,839
he can’t tell
819
00:35:33,440 –> 00:35:36,539
[Music]
820
00:35:37,440 –> 00:35:44,020
no wait he doesn’t like big butts
821
00:35:40,480 –> 00:35:48,580
and he says he cannot like [ __ ]
822
00:35:44,020 –> 00:35:48,580
[Laughter]
823
00:35:49,040 –> 00:35:51,839
hearing you dancing circles like this
824
00:35:50,560 –> 00:35:55,280
but also having to sprinkle the word
825
00:35:51,839 –> 00:35:58,880
butt in there is so good to me
826
00:35:55,280 –> 00:36:00,240
you’re a terrible man i gave you a
827
00:35:58,880 –> 00:36:01,599
chance to figure something out
828
00:36:00,240 –> 00:36:03,520
for the role but y’all didn’t get high
829
00:36:01,599 –> 00:36:06,079
enough uh
830
00:36:03,520 –> 00:36:06,720
can is bookworm able to figure anything
831
00:36:06,079 –> 00:36:07,760
out
832
00:36:06,720 –> 00:36:08,800
ooh that’s a good point actually i
833
00:36:07,760 –> 00:36:11,680
forgot about her because she’s way
834
00:36:08,800 –> 00:36:13,040
smarter i think than all of us
835
00:36:11,680 –> 00:36:16,240
a little bit book where i’m just in the
836
00:36:13,040 –> 00:36:18,400
background like butts and truth and lies
837
00:36:16,240 –> 00:36:20,079
and she figures it out
838
00:36:18,400 –> 00:36:21,760
oh that’s cool that those numbers bled
839
00:36:20,079 –> 00:36:23,359
out whatever
840
00:36:21,760 –> 00:36:25,040
bookworms are like snaps her fingers she
841
00:36:23,359 –> 00:36:26,240
has a revelation and then pulls out her
842
00:36:25,040 –> 00:36:29,280
little notepad
843
00:36:26,240 –> 00:36:33,119
and says the second one’s no good
844
00:36:29,280 –> 00:36:35,119
he can’t be trusted okay
845
00:36:33,119 –> 00:36:36,160
so we have to rely solely on the first
846
00:36:35,119 –> 00:36:41,280
one
847
00:36:36,160 –> 00:36:44,560
she likes big butts and cannot lie
848
00:36:41,280 –> 00:36:48,560
first hey first one we like the big buzz
849
00:36:44,560 –> 00:36:52,079
where is the key not on me
850
00:36:48,560 –> 00:36:56,320
but do you know where it is yes
851
00:36:52,079 –> 00:37:00,640
will you show us i’d rather not
852
00:36:56,320 –> 00:37:00,640
is it in one of your butts no
853
00:37:02,880 –> 00:37:09,440
brother remember that for next time
854
00:37:06,000 –> 00:37:11,359
i was so worried show us or my hammer is
855
00:37:09,440 –> 00:37:14,480
going to be in one of your butts
856
00:37:11,359 –> 00:37:16,880
actually no they might like that is it
857
00:37:14,480 –> 00:37:20,560
in any of the furniture
858
00:37:16,880 –> 00:37:21,440
it is not in the furniture is it in this
859
00:37:20,560 –> 00:37:25,440
room
860
00:37:21,440 –> 00:37:27,920
yes wait wait wait i have an idea it’s a
861
00:37:25,440 –> 00:37:27,920
little dark
862
00:37:28,320 –> 00:37:33,680
so that’s the first one and i pointed
863
00:37:29,680 –> 00:37:37,040
the second one is this your friend
864
00:37:33,680 –> 00:37:38,079
he’s my brother i pick him up i’ll scrub
865
00:37:37,040 –> 00:37:40,800
his neck and then hold
866
00:37:38,079 –> 00:37:42,000
like the hammer up above his head no
867
00:37:40,800 –> 00:37:47,119
where
868
00:37:42,000 –> 00:37:50,160
is the key in this room
869
00:37:47,119 –> 00:37:53,680
more specifically
870
00:37:50,160 –> 00:37:54,400
hidden in this room can i like bonk his
871
00:37:53,680 –> 00:37:56,960
brother
872
00:37:54,400 –> 00:37:58,560
to show my mean business oh yeah always
873
00:37:56,960 –> 00:38:00,400
i bonk his brother to show my mean
874
00:37:58,560 –> 00:38:02,720
business
875
00:38:00,400 –> 00:38:06,240
you bonk him and it makes an indent but
876
00:38:02,720 –> 00:38:06,240
then immediately reforms
877
00:38:06,320 –> 00:38:12,880
with an audible popping sound yup
878
00:38:10,000 –> 00:38:12,880
we’re immortal
879
00:38:13,119 –> 00:38:17,520
sorry guys i thought violence might be
880
00:38:14,960 –> 00:38:18,560
the answer violence is not always the
881
00:38:17,520 –> 00:38:21,599
answer
882
00:38:18,560 –> 00:38:24,640
it can be violence is
883
00:38:21,599 –> 00:38:25,599
usually the answer that’s a disturbing
884
00:38:24,640 –> 00:38:28,880
thought process
885
00:38:25,599 –> 00:38:30,000
i don’t agree with that violence is at
886
00:38:28,880 –> 00:38:33,119
least 30
887
00:38:30,000 –> 00:38:34,480
the answer okay it’s not
888
00:38:33,119 –> 00:38:36,320
it’s not hidden he said in any of the
889
00:38:34,480 –> 00:38:38,560
furniture
890
00:38:36,320 –> 00:38:40,000
it’s not it’s not in their butts it’s
891
00:38:38,560 –> 00:38:43,040
not on their butts
892
00:38:40,000 –> 00:38:46,640
it’s not on incredibly
893
00:38:43,040 –> 00:38:50,079
is it just in the door
894
00:38:46,640 –> 00:38:51,520
god damn it okay i’m not gonna lie that
895
00:38:50,079 –> 00:38:53,040
was not the answer but i like that way
896
00:38:51,520 –> 00:38:58,320
better so that’s not the answer
897
00:38:53,040 –> 00:38:58,320
god [ __ ] damn that’s so much better
898
00:38:58,400 –> 00:39:00,960
my hair is
899
00:39:13,040 –> 00:39:16,480
jeff horton she literally picks one up
900
00:39:15,119 –> 00:39:18,160
in trouble
901
00:39:16,480 –> 00:39:19,599
i was going to tell you the original
902
00:39:18,160 –> 00:39:21,680
answer was it’s hidden underneath the
903
00:39:19,599 –> 00:39:22,320
floorboards but i like that so much
904
00:39:21,680 –> 00:39:25,440
better
905
00:39:22,320 –> 00:39:27,760
she throws one of them and as they make
906
00:39:25,440 –> 00:39:30,960
contact with the wall a green light
907
00:39:27,760 –> 00:39:30,960
envelops all of you
908
00:39:32,400 –> 00:39:39,080
all right deep breaths oh
909
00:39:35,990 –> 00:39:39,080
[Music]
910
00:39:41,280 –> 00:39:45,520
rule me a god or someone it’s your turn
911
00:39:44,400 –> 00:39:49,839
bud
912
00:39:45,520 –> 00:39:51,200
oh [ __ ] i’m gonna roll the c4
913
00:39:49,839 –> 00:39:53,440
i’m actually the numbers that have
914
00:39:51,200 –> 00:39:54,720
already been rolled
915
00:39:53,440 –> 00:39:57,040
don’t worry about it this time just tell
916
00:39:54,720 –> 00:39:59,359
me what it is it is a
917
00:39:57,040 –> 00:39:59,359
two
918
00:40:01,119 –> 00:40:04,880
as the light fades you all find
919
00:40:03,359 –> 00:40:08,960
yourselves
920
00:40:04,880 –> 00:40:11,359
sitting at a series of desks
921
00:40:08,960 –> 00:40:14,400
almost like you’re in a classroom arlo
922
00:40:11,359 –> 00:40:17,520
for you it is eerily familiar
923
00:40:14,400 –> 00:40:18,079
i have discomfort at the front of the
924
00:40:17,520 –> 00:40:21,760
room
925
00:40:18,079 –> 00:40:23,920
you see this strange looking
926
00:40:21,760 –> 00:40:25,599
creature it kind of looks like in the
927
00:40:23,920 –> 00:40:28,720
laudren but
928
00:40:25,599 –> 00:40:30,079
like fatter in ways that don’t quite
929
00:40:28,720 –> 00:40:33,520
make sense
930
00:40:30,079 –> 00:40:35,680
like it has very skinny legs and like
931
00:40:33,520 –> 00:40:37,680
half of its gut isn’t that bad but then
932
00:40:35,680 –> 00:40:40,240
it just kind of puffs out in a weird
933
00:40:37,680 –> 00:40:43,200
you’d almost mistake it for muscle if it
934
00:40:40,240 –> 00:40:46,240
wasn’t so obviously not muscle
935
00:40:43,200 –> 00:40:49,599
and he says alright clash
936
00:40:46,240 –> 00:40:53,599
i hope you’ve started well
937
00:40:49,599 –> 00:40:57,119
today you shall be taking
938
00:40:53,599 –> 00:41:00,400
a written examination
939
00:40:57,119 –> 00:41:04,560
you are all required to pass
940
00:41:00,400 –> 00:41:07,760
in order to move on to the next trial
941
00:41:04,560 –> 00:41:13,200
they will be graded immediately
942
00:41:07,760 –> 00:41:17,520
after you are finished
943
00:41:13,200 –> 00:41:20,960
i have the answers here in my desk
944
00:41:17,520 –> 00:41:25,839
under lock and key
945
00:41:20,960 –> 00:41:29,520
you may flip over and begin
946
00:41:25,839 –> 00:41:32,640
no talking arlo
947
00:41:29,520 –> 00:41:34,480
has a flashback to like his
948
00:41:32,640 –> 00:41:36,000
days of like you know at cleric in
949
00:41:34,480 –> 00:41:39,040
medical college
950
00:41:36,000 –> 00:41:39,040
and literally goes
951
00:41:42,960 –> 00:41:49,990
no talking safe safe sweats and never
952
00:41:47,040 –> 00:41:52,880
having gone to school
953
00:41:49,990 –> 00:41:55,920
[Laughter]
954
00:41:52,880 –> 00:41:56,800
so we fill in answers on this paper no
955
00:41:55,920 –> 00:42:00,079
talking
956
00:41:56,800 –> 00:42:03,119
but yes what
957
00:42:00,079 –> 00:42:05,839
i don’t i don’t understand
958
00:42:03,119 –> 00:42:06,800
just write your answers and fill and
959
00:42:05,839 –> 00:42:09,920
turn them in
960
00:42:06,800 –> 00:42:12,880
once you have completed it
961
00:42:09,920 –> 00:42:14,960
but what if we don’t know the answers
962
00:42:12,880 –> 00:42:19,040
then you fail
963
00:42:14,960 –> 00:42:22,160
can i see the answers no
964
00:42:19,040 –> 00:42:25,440
please no
965
00:42:22,160 –> 00:42:29,280
but why no talking
966
00:42:25,440 –> 00:42:34,079
please turn the pages over and begin
967
00:42:29,280 –> 00:42:34,079
but why it’s the trial
968
00:42:34,800 –> 00:42:38,960
but no that’s not in class that annoys
969
00:42:37,359 –> 00:42:40,560
the teacher until he just gave us the
970
00:42:38,960 –> 00:42:42,319
answer
971
00:42:40,560 –> 00:42:44,240
yeah yeah believe it or not that’s not
972
00:42:42,319 –> 00:42:47,280
gonna work wait wait
973
00:42:44,240 –> 00:42:49,760
if we all try together and
974
00:42:47,280 –> 00:42:51,440
it’s not going no it’s not we can annoy
975
00:42:49,760 –> 00:42:53,680
this teacher
976
00:42:51,440 –> 00:42:55,599
until he gives us what we want do we
977
00:42:53,680 –> 00:42:56,640
have to work by ourselves or could we
978
00:42:55,599 –> 00:42:59,920
work together
979
00:42:56,640 –> 00:43:01,440
well he said no talking and you guys are
980
00:42:59,920 –> 00:43:03,440
not at the same table
981
00:43:01,440 –> 00:43:05,760
but we don’t have to talk out loud i
982
00:43:03,440 –> 00:43:06,560
know me and me and bookworm look at each
983
00:43:05,760 –> 00:43:08,640
other
984
00:43:06,560 –> 00:43:10,160
yeah bookworm winter they don’t look at
985
00:43:08,640 –> 00:43:13,119
each other
986
00:43:10,160 –> 00:43:14,480
as you guys look over at her she looks
987
00:43:13,119 –> 00:43:18,079
horrified
988
00:43:14,480 –> 00:43:20,640
at the test scenes on this paper yeah
989
00:43:18,079 –> 00:43:22,560
tara angrily flips it over you guys flip
990
00:43:20,640 –> 00:43:26,000
it over
991
00:43:22,560 –> 00:43:30,079
and you can’t read it excuse me
992
00:43:26,000 –> 00:43:33,839
probably could yeah did i stutter
993
00:43:30,079 –> 00:43:37,440
what none of you can read it huh
994
00:43:33,839 –> 00:43:38,960
not even me nope
995
00:43:37,440 –> 00:43:42,480
how are we supposed to take a test we
996
00:43:38,960 –> 00:43:45,520
can’t read no talking
997
00:43:42,480 –> 00:43:49,359
it then dawns on all of you almost
998
00:43:45,520 –> 00:43:52,400
immediately as he walks over to his desk
999
00:43:49,359 –> 00:43:52,960
and sits down next to it the answer
1000
00:43:52,400 –> 00:43:56,160
sheet
1001
00:43:52,960 –> 00:43:58,319
is the only way you’re going to pass
1002
00:43:56,160 –> 00:44:00,640
hey would you consider him to be a
1003
00:43:58,319 –> 00:44:03,920
person or a monster
1004
00:44:00,640 –> 00:44:07,119
yes it has to be one or the other
1005
00:44:03,920 –> 00:44:08,640
is he a humanoid or is he not oh
1006
00:44:07,119 –> 00:44:11,119
i i’m sorry i thought you meant like a
1007
00:44:08,640 –> 00:44:16,079
general thing
1008
00:44:11,119 –> 00:44:18,560
humanoid i cast cold person on him
1009
00:44:16,079 –> 00:44:22,000
so as you do that you see him begin to
1010
00:44:18,560 –> 00:44:24,160
be enveloped in a heavenly glow
1011
00:44:22,000 –> 00:44:26,720
and he just kind of brushes his shoulder
1012
00:44:24,160 –> 00:44:26,720
and it’s gone
1013
00:44:27,520 –> 00:44:30,400
no talking
1014
00:44:30,800 –> 00:44:40,079
very quietly i said no talking
1015
00:44:36,720 –> 00:44:43,040
i will also say this he is not
1016
00:44:40,079 –> 00:44:44,880
actively looking at any of you all this
1017
00:44:43,040 –> 00:44:47,200
looks like a job for someone sneaky if
1018
00:44:44,880 –> 00:44:48,640
only they had someone sneaky on our tv
1019
00:44:47,200 –> 00:44:49,920
yeah i was wondering how many more hints
1020
00:44:48,640 –> 00:44:50,480
i had to give before you guys realize
1021
00:44:49,920 –> 00:44:56,000
what this time
1022
00:44:50,480 –> 00:44:56,000
all right i’m gonna be sneaky
1023
00:44:56,640 –> 00:45:02,000
katie going oh right i’m the rogue
1024
00:45:00,240 –> 00:45:03,599
when tara actually pokes safe with her
1025
00:45:02,000 –> 00:45:05,040
staff and cass has passed without trace
1026
00:45:03,599 –> 00:45:06,880
with it
1027
00:45:05,040 –> 00:45:09,200
nice nice yeah because i don’t need a
1028
00:45:06,880 –> 00:45:11,920
verbal component for it with the staff
1029
00:45:09,200 –> 00:45:13,280
very nice so she just kind of shoves her
1030
00:45:11,920 –> 00:45:13,920
a little harder in the direction of go
1031
00:45:13,280 –> 00:45:16,839
get it
1032
00:45:13,920 –> 00:45:19,280
i’m gonna i’m gonna head towards the
1033
00:45:16,839 –> 00:45:20,640
drawer
1034
00:45:19,280 –> 00:45:22,560
do you do anything to kind of like cover
1035
00:45:20,640 –> 00:45:24,400
your presents while you’re away from
1036
00:45:22,560 –> 00:45:27,520
your desk
1037
00:45:24,400 –> 00:45:30,839
my cat yes my cat is going to
1038
00:45:27,520 –> 00:45:32,960
turn into me and sit at the desk very
1039
00:45:30,839 –> 00:45:36,319
nice
1040
00:45:32,960 –> 00:45:36,319
go ahead and roll me your stealth check
1041
00:45:38,400 –> 00:45:44,560
remember to add 10. the laugh sounds
1042
00:45:41,440 –> 00:45:48,960
like it’s unnecessary
1043
00:45:44,560 –> 00:45:52,640
but i still want to hear the number ah
1044
00:45:48,960 –> 00:45:55,599
uh i i passed i’m gonna give you that
1045
00:45:52,640 –> 00:45:57,280
but uh you want the number right i
1046
00:45:55,599 –> 00:46:00,960
really i do want i do want the number
1047
00:45:57,280 –> 00:46:03,599
okay 42
1048
00:46:00,960 –> 00:46:04,720
that’s amazing what did you roll on the
1049
00:46:03,599 –> 00:46:08,480
die
1050
00:46:04,720 –> 00:46:10,319
natural 20. okay see that was the thing
1051
00:46:08,480 –> 00:46:12,720
that i needed
1052
00:46:10,319 –> 00:46:14,960
that is like the d equivalent of just
1053
00:46:12,720 –> 00:46:18,079
like a dick to the face
1054
00:46:14,960 –> 00:46:18,640
or something i was waiting to happen oh
1055
00:46:18,079 –> 00:46:22,800
no
1056
00:46:18,640 –> 00:46:24,560
oh now so we like to have fun here right
1057
00:46:22,800 –> 00:46:27,599
oh no
1058
00:46:24,560 –> 00:46:28,720
it’s gonna be fun everyone at home
1059
00:46:27,599 –> 00:46:30,880
tweeted the show
1060
00:46:28,720 –> 00:46:32,319
just to say jordan don’t do what you’re
1061
00:46:30,880 –> 00:46:35,200
about to do
1062
00:46:32,319 –> 00:46:36,800
right now are you sure you’re really
1063
00:46:35,200 –> 00:46:39,599
sure
1064
00:46:36,800 –> 00:46:40,640
continue jordan you’re assuming a lot
1065
00:46:39,599 –> 00:46:43,920
what is our fate are you being
1066
00:46:40,640 –> 00:46:47,040
benevolent or malevolent this time
1067
00:46:43,920 –> 00:46:49,839
but love lament so
1068
00:46:47,040 –> 00:46:50,560
normally around this time saith you
1069
00:46:49,839 –> 00:46:52,960
would pop
1070
00:46:50,560 –> 00:46:56,319
into your little fakey fake pocket
1071
00:46:52,960 –> 00:46:59,839
dimension that we like to have fun with
1072
00:46:56,319 –> 00:47:03,119
but this time as you go into hiding you
1073
00:46:59,839 –> 00:47:07,280
actually vanish not
1074
00:47:03,119 –> 00:47:11,119
jokingly literally
1075
00:47:07,280 –> 00:47:13,599
okay you look around and you notice
1076
00:47:11,119 –> 00:47:16,079
that things look different than they did
1077
00:47:13,599 –> 00:47:19,359
a moment ago
1078
00:47:16,079 –> 00:47:20,880
everything is sort of inverted
1079
00:47:19,359 –> 00:47:22,240
color wise like everything’s sort of
1080
00:47:20,880 –> 00:47:22,880
black and white there’s almost like a
1081
00:47:22,240 –> 00:47:26,480
wisp
1082
00:47:22,880 –> 00:47:32,240
to everything around you and it feels
1083
00:47:26,480 –> 00:47:32,240
oddly familiar and then you remember
1084
00:47:32,319 –> 00:47:36,319
this is what happened when you were on
1085
00:47:34,240 –> 00:47:39,359
the nightmares
1086
00:47:36,319 –> 00:47:40,559
you’re in the ethereal realm oh that’s
1087
00:47:39,359 –> 00:47:42,880
new
1088
00:47:40,559 –> 00:47:43,680
save for rolling a nat 20 on a stealth
1089
00:47:42,880 –> 00:47:45,890
check
1090
00:47:43,680 –> 00:47:49,000
you have learned the blink spell
1091
00:47:45,890 –> 00:47:49,000
[Music]
1092
00:47:49,200 –> 00:47:52,079
but drew told but you told me i
1093
00:47:50,480 –> 00:47:52,400
shouldn’t do that so i guess you don’t
1094
00:47:52,079 –> 00:47:55,680
no
1095
00:47:52,400 –> 00:47:56,079
no no i didn’t see you i didn’t see
1096
00:47:55,680 –> 00:47:58,559
anything
1097
00:47:56,079 –> 00:47:58,559
it was him
1098
00:48:02,319 –> 00:48:07,760
yes you may cast a blink once per day
1099
00:48:05,920 –> 00:48:09,599
saith has a subspace highway
1100
00:48:07,760 –> 00:48:10,880
safe as ramona flowers from scott
1101
00:48:09,599 –> 00:48:15,280
pilgrim confirmed
1102
00:48:10,880 –> 00:48:18,720
i love it but yes in this world
1103
00:48:15,280 –> 00:48:19,359
you are 100 undetectable you may do
1104
00:48:18,720 –> 00:48:21,210
whatever
1105
00:48:19,359 –> 00:48:23,839
the [ __ ] you want
1106
00:48:21,210 –> 00:48:27,119
[Music]
1107
00:48:23,839 –> 00:48:28,800
even two girls at one time if she can
1108
00:48:27,119 –> 00:48:32,640
find them
1109
00:48:28,800 –> 00:48:32,640
if they can find what do you mean
1110
00:48:32,839 –> 00:48:38,800
hey okay well
1111
00:48:35,760 –> 00:48:43,280
you know i’m
1112
00:48:38,800 –> 00:48:43,280
gonna pull down arlo’s pants because
1113
00:48:43,359 –> 00:48:51,200
why put it back because why not
1114
00:48:48,960 –> 00:48:53,200
i have been so kind to you whose
1115
00:48:51,200 –> 00:48:58,079
nightmare hasn’t ever been
1116
00:48:53,200 –> 00:49:01,920
to like be in class with your pants down
1117
00:48:58,079 –> 00:49:03,440
girl all right she’s going to pull his
1118
00:49:01,920 –> 00:49:06,640
pants down and then she’s going to get
1119
00:49:03,440 –> 00:49:08,559
the answers from the desk
1120
00:49:06,640 –> 00:49:11,520
you pull arlo’s pants down and hike when
1121
00:49:08,559 –> 00:49:11,520
tara’s pants up
1122
00:49:11,920 –> 00:49:17,200
do you pants me and wedgie when tara no
1123
00:49:15,119 –> 00:49:18,960
i leave a desk i leave a note on uh
1124
00:49:17,200 –> 00:49:22,160
bookworm’s desk saying that
1125
00:49:18,960 –> 00:49:22,160
when tara likes her though
1126
00:49:22,480 –> 00:49:29,119
no i’d like to point out one thing
1127
00:49:27,359 –> 00:49:31,119
you’re in an altered dimension you’re
1128
00:49:29,119 –> 00:49:32,319
not in stop time this is still happening
1129
00:49:31,119 –> 00:49:36,000
in real time
1130
00:49:32,319 –> 00:49:39,359
oh i know okay uh when tara turns
1131
00:49:36,000 –> 00:49:40,640
beat red as she just like grabs the note
1132
00:49:39,359 –> 00:49:41,839
and like stuffs it in a pocket real
1133
00:49:40,640 –> 00:49:45,280
quick and just stares
1134
00:49:41,839 –> 00:49:48,720
forward blankly
1135
00:49:45,280 –> 00:49:51,440
i imagine bookworm looks so confused
1136
00:49:48,720 –> 00:49:52,880
she is like she is having a hard time
1137
00:49:51,440 –> 00:49:54,480
processing much of anything
1138
00:49:52,880 –> 00:49:55,920
she’s just largely been along for the
1139
00:49:54,480 –> 00:49:58,079
ride except for
1140
00:49:55,920 –> 00:49:58,960
how she helped you in the last one okay
1141
00:49:58,079 –> 00:50:00,880
so
1142
00:49:58,960 –> 00:50:02,079
yeah i got i got the answers from the
1143
00:50:00,880 –> 00:50:05,680
desk
1144
00:50:02,079 –> 00:50:08,640
well hold on hold on
1145
00:50:05,680 –> 00:50:09,599
katie i need you to actually to uh roll
1146
00:50:08,640 –> 00:50:11,040
to pick the lock
1147
00:50:09,599 –> 00:50:12,640
on the desk because of course it’s not
1148
00:50:11,040 –> 00:50:17,119
that [ __ ] easy
1149
00:50:12,640 –> 00:50:17,119
so fair enough 27.
1150
00:50:18,079 –> 00:50:22,000
that was the lot coming undone because i
1151
00:50:20,000 –> 00:50:23,920
can’t do mechanical noises with my mouth
1152
00:50:22,000 –> 00:50:25,599
i thought so okay i know you’re like
1153
00:50:23,920 –> 00:50:27,839
popping open like a bottle of champagne
1154
00:50:25,599 –> 00:50:27,839
or something
1155
00:50:28,400 –> 00:50:32,240
time for mid test bubblies
1156
00:50:33,680 –> 00:50:38,000
yo teachers need a little bit of fun in
1157
00:50:35,599 –> 00:50:41,040
their lives too
1158
00:50:38,000 –> 00:50:43,280
you know how stressful this job is
1159
00:50:41,040 –> 00:50:45,520
as the lock comes undone he just says no
1160
00:50:43,280 –> 00:50:49,680
talking
1161
00:50:45,520 –> 00:50:52,800
but yes you have access to the answers
1162
00:50:49,680 –> 00:50:54,480
and eerily similar to the test uh it is
1163
00:50:52,800 –> 00:50:56,000
all in something that you cannot read
1164
00:50:54,480 –> 00:50:58,160
but it is not like the markings are
1165
00:50:56,000 –> 00:51:02,319
impossible to copy
1166
00:50:58,160 –> 00:51:05,359
they they are quite copyable all right
1167
00:51:02,319 –> 00:51:07,200
copy time all right how do you go about
1168
00:51:05,359 –> 00:51:08,720
doing this part
1169
00:51:07,200 –> 00:51:10,960
that’s a good question how long can i
1170
00:51:08,720 –> 00:51:15,040
stay on the ethereal plane
1171
00:51:10,960 –> 00:51:19,760
lasts for one minute okay
1172
00:51:15,040 –> 00:51:23,040
so i’m gonna return to my seat then
1173
00:51:19,760 –> 00:51:25,599
but okay yeah so i’m gonna return to my
1174
00:51:23,040 –> 00:51:28,559
seat modi’s gonna turn back into a cat
1175
00:51:25,599 –> 00:51:29,200
okay and then i’m gonna copy the answers
1176
00:51:28,559 –> 00:51:31,680
and then give
1177
00:51:29,200 –> 00:51:34,480
the the answer sheet to modi who’s gonna
1178
00:51:31,680 –> 00:51:36,720
sneak it under the tables to the others
1179
00:51:34,480 –> 00:51:38,640
okay have modi give me a stealth check
1180
00:51:36,720 –> 00:51:41,760
with the pass for that trace
1181
00:51:38,640 –> 00:51:43,839
with a pass without trace 27.
1182
00:51:41,760 –> 00:51:45,760
all right he gets it over to uh we’ll
1183
00:51:43,839 –> 00:51:48,880
say bookworm first
1184
00:51:45,760 –> 00:51:51,760
go and make another one oh i’m gonna use
1185
00:51:48,880 –> 00:51:54,880
his luck on that one
1186
00:51:51,760 –> 00:51:58,480
- man just to get it over to
1187
00:51:54,880 –> 00:52:02,720
we’ll say arlo okay one more
1188
00:51:58,480 –> 00:52:06,000
- he manages to get it over to save
1189
00:52:02,720 –> 00:52:09,119
or matera okay
1190
00:52:06,000 –> 00:52:12,839
and as you finish writing down the last
1191
00:52:09,119 –> 00:52:15,680
mark for the answers time’s up
1192
00:52:12,839 –> 00:52:18,880
congratulations you all passed
1193
00:52:15,680 –> 00:52:22,880
the dexterity test
1194
00:52:18,880 –> 00:52:24,480
yay wait what
1195
00:52:22,880 –> 00:52:26,720
the answers themselves were
1196
00:52:24,480 –> 00:52:31,440
incomprehensible after all
1197
00:52:26,720 –> 00:52:35,359
it’s written in gibberish fair enough
1198
00:52:31,440 –> 00:52:35,760
anyway off you go and green light once
1199
00:52:35,359 –> 00:52:39,040
again
1200
00:52:35,760 –> 00:52:41,280
envelops the room i’m enjoying the fey
1201
00:52:39,040 –> 00:52:43,440
wild much less than i did last time
1202
00:52:41,280 –> 00:52:45,280
there is much writing i think this next
1203
00:52:43,440 –> 00:52:47,839
one might make you enjoy it a little bit
1204
00:52:45,280 –> 00:52:47,839
more
1205
00:52:49,280 –> 00:52:56,000
so you guys this time no d4 required
1206
00:52:52,559 –> 00:52:59,280
we only have one option from that left
1207
00:52:56,000 –> 00:53:02,319
you find yourselves in a banquet hall
1208
00:52:59,280 –> 00:53:06,079
there is a long table filled
1209
00:53:02,319 –> 00:53:09,680
with cartouche as far as the eye can see
1210
00:53:06,079 –> 00:53:11,760
the [ __ ] is cartouche it’s
1211
00:53:09,680 –> 00:53:13,520
a cartouche is that like thing that’s
1212
00:53:11,760 –> 00:53:15,119
like the big
1213
00:53:13,520 –> 00:53:17,119
round covering on a plate that like
1214
00:53:15,119 –> 00:53:19,440
fancy people do
1215
00:53:17,119 –> 00:53:22,480
which i i only know what that is because
1216
00:53:19,440 –> 00:53:22,480
of a dairy queen commercial
1217
00:53:23,200 –> 00:53:27,040
that’s all amazing i am not lying when i
1218
00:53:25,839 –> 00:53:31,040
say that
1219
00:53:27,040 –> 00:53:31,040
and you hear
1220
00:53:31,920 –> 00:53:38,960
from below you we look down
1221
00:53:35,520 –> 00:53:42,720
you look down and you see
1222
00:53:38,960 –> 00:53:48,000
in a little bow tie with cufflinks
1223
00:53:42,720 –> 00:53:52,559
is spib please take your seat now
1224
00:53:48,000 –> 00:53:56,559
babe yes how did you get here
1225
00:53:52,559 –> 00:53:59,359
i was invited well okay
1226
00:53:56,559 –> 00:54:02,079
please have your seat do you have a
1227
00:53:59,359 –> 00:54:06,240
different accent this time
1228
00:54:02,079 –> 00:54:06,240
it might be inconsistent or to tell
1229
00:54:08,240 –> 00:54:12,400
good to see you again sweetie puffy boy
1230
00:54:10,800 –> 00:54:14,319
good to see you again too
1231
00:54:12,400 –> 00:54:14,720
not all the dragonborn guy that i don’t
1232
00:54:14,319 –> 00:54:16,640
like
1233
00:54:14,720 –> 00:54:18,880
[Music]
1234
00:54:16,640 –> 00:54:21,040
yep that other guy sucked and i am not
1235
00:54:18,880 –> 00:54:23,359
him i’ll greet you
1236
00:54:21,040 –> 00:54:24,559
all three of you take your seats at the
1237
00:54:23,359 –> 00:54:26,960
table
1238
00:54:24,559 –> 00:54:30,079
and spiff hops up onto the table and
1239
00:54:26,960 –> 00:54:34,400
says we will now begin next time
1240
00:54:30,079 –> 00:54:39,839
the trial of constitution
1241
00:54:34,400 –> 00:54:39,839
prepare for yourselves
1242
00:54:40,000 –> 00:54:46,720
and the door to the far end slams
1243
00:54:43,599 –> 00:54:50,160
open as you all hear
1244
00:54:46,720 –> 00:54:52,640
who’s hungry [ __ ] ah oh no
1245
00:54:50,160 –> 00:54:54,240
arlo slams his fists on the table and
1246
00:54:52,640 –> 00:54:57,839
goes
1247
00:54:54,240 –> 00:55:01,119
daddy fatty and that is where we shall
1248
00:54:57,839 –> 00:55:03,599
pause our tail for now
1249
00:55:01,119 –> 00:55:05,359
hello everyone jordan here we have a few
1250
00:55:03,599 –> 00:55:07,280
plugs shout out as well as a few
1251
00:55:05,359 –> 00:55:08,319
bloopers that didn’t quite make it into
1252
00:55:07,280 –> 00:55:10,799
the episode proper
1253
00:55:08,319 –> 00:55:12,079
so make sure you listen to the very end
1254
00:55:10,799 –> 00:55:15,280
if you want to support the show
1255
00:55:12,079 –> 00:55:17,200
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1256
00:55:15,280 –> 00:55:18,960
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1257
00:55:17,200 –> 00:55:21,359
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1258
00:55:18,960 –> 00:55:22,880
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1259
00:55:21,359 –> 00:55:25,040
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1260
00:55:22,880 –> 00:55:26,240
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1261
00:55:25,040 –> 00:55:28,000
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1262
00:55:26,240 –> 00:55:30,079
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1263
00:55:28,000 –> 00:55:31,680
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1264
00:55:30,079 –> 00:55:34,400
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1265
00:55:31,680 –> 00:55:35,280
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1266
00:55:34,400 –> 00:55:37,280
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1267
00:55:35,280 –> 00:55:39,040
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1268
00:55:37,280 –> 00:55:40,400
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1269
00:55:39,040 –> 00:55:42,160
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1270
00:55:40,400 –> 00:55:45,200
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1271
00:55:42,160 –> 00:55:46,200
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1272
00:55:45,200 –> 00:55:49,200
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1273
00:55:46,200 –> 00:55:53,720
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1274
00:55:49,200 –> 00:55:55,880
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1275
00:55:53,720 –> 00:55:58,000
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1276
00:55:55,880 –> 00:55:59,440
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1277
00:55:58,000 –> 00:56:01,440
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1278
00:55:59,440 –> 00:56:04,319
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1279
00:56:01,440 –> 00:56:06,240
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1280
00:56:04,319 –> 00:56:07,440
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1281
00:56:06,240 –> 00:56:09,440
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1282
00:56:07,440 –> 00:56:10,240
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00:56:09,440 –> 00:56:13,520
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1284
00:56:10,240 –> 00:56:14,480
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1285
00:56:13,520 –> 00:56:15,920
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00:56:14,480 –> 00:56:17,760
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1287
00:56:15,920 –> 00:56:18,400
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1288
00:56:17,760 –> 00:56:22,079
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1289
00:56:18,400 –> 00:56:24,079
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1290
00:56:22,079 –> 00:56:26,240
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1291
00:56:24,079 –> 00:56:27,119
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1292
00:56:26,240 –> 00:56:30,079
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1293
00:56:27,119 –> 00:56:33,920
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1294
00:56:30,079 –> 00:56:35,920
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1295
00:56:33,920 –> 00:56:37,839
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1296
00:56:35,920 –> 00:56:45,839
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1297
00:56:37,839 –> 00:56:45,839
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1298
00:56:56,839 –> 00:56:59,839
so
1299
00:57:18,930 –> 00:57:26,480
[Music]
1300
00:57:24,079 –> 00:57:28,960
well you gruesome oath do you see
1301
00:57:26,480 –> 00:57:30,559
anything that you like
1302
00:57:28,960 –> 00:57:32,640
i mean i guess there’s some good stuff
1303
00:57:30,559 –> 00:57:34,880
here but i don’t know it’s all too
1304
00:57:32,640 –> 00:57:35,920
prissy for my taste yeah i think it’s
1305
00:57:34,880 –> 00:57:38,640
more like
1306
00:57:35,920 –> 00:57:40,799
for the ever man and uh don’t sacrifice
1307
00:57:38,640 –> 00:57:42,559
on comfort in any way
1308
00:57:40,799 –> 00:57:43,839
i’m going to ignore how hurtful that
1309
00:57:42,559 –> 00:57:46,400
comment was
1310
00:57:43,839 –> 00:57:47,920
let’s see something that has been tended
1311
00:57:46,400 –> 00:57:51,280
for any one person
1312
00:57:47,920 –> 00:57:52,480
but also is comfortable
1313
00:57:51,280 –> 00:57:54,799
i’m going to do something i normally
1314
00:57:52,480 –> 00:57:56,400
wouldn’t do and recommend a competitor
1315
00:57:54,799 –> 00:57:58,880
have you thought about black feather
1316
00:57:56,400 –> 00:58:00,960
apparel
1317
00:57:58,880 –> 00:58:03,920
black feather apparel is an online
1318
00:58:00,960 –> 00:58:06,559
retailer that sells a wide variety of
1319
00:58:03,920 –> 00:58:09,440
graphic tees
1320
00:58:06,559 –> 00:58:10,640
i do like my graphic tee not only that
1321
00:58:09,440 –> 00:58:13,599
but they also
1322
00:58:10,640 –> 00:58:14,319
have several hoodies that are equally as
1323
00:58:13,599 –> 00:58:18,079
gorgeous
1324
00:58:14,319 –> 00:58:20,400
as they are comfortable all right well
1325
00:58:18,079 –> 00:58:21,599
what about like my lower half i’m glad
1326
00:58:20,400 –> 00:58:23,280
that my upper hand will be nice and
1327
00:58:21,599 –> 00:58:24,720
comfy but i don’t want my butter to get
1328
00:58:23,280 –> 00:58:27,119
all chilly
1329
00:58:24,720 –> 00:58:27,839
my goodness you’re so borish fortunately
1330
00:58:27,119 –> 00:58:29,920
they also
1331
00:58:27,839 –> 00:58:34,480
carry several different sweatpants and
1332
00:58:29,920 –> 00:58:36,319
leggings each as comfortable as the last
1333
00:58:34,480 –> 00:58:38,160
yeah i guess i’ll go with that sounds
1334
00:58:36,319 –> 00:58:40,160
like a much better fit than your crap
1335
00:58:38,160 –> 00:58:41,920
we’re gonna find them my goodness i hate
1336
00:58:40,160 –> 00:58:45,520
you so much you can find them
1337
00:58:41,920 –> 00:58:47,280
at blackfeatherapparel.com you can also
1338
00:58:45,520 –> 00:58:48,720
find them on facebook and instagram
1339
00:58:47,280 –> 00:58:52,760
under the same name
1340
00:58:48,720 –> 00:58:55,760
remember you big stupid oath it’s
1341
00:58:52,760 –> 00:58:55,760
blackfeatherapparel.com
1342
00:58:56,000 –> 00:59:04,480
three this is gonna be a good one
1343
00:58:59,839 –> 00:59:06,240
oh no dammit wife i voted for you
1344
00:59:04,480 –> 00:59:08,079
oh no no you’ll like this one trust me
1345
00:59:06,240 –> 00:59:09,440
this is going to be great
1346
00:59:08,079 –> 00:59:11,440
you sound like how i sounded in the
1347
00:59:09,440 –> 00:59:11,839
winter one shot i don’t think i’d want
1348
00:59:11,440 –> 00:59:16,559
this
1349
00:59:11,839 –> 00:59:16,559
but we’ll see oh no no you’ll love it
1350
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so
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okay so
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i’m sorry i actually like all of these i
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don’t know why i do that as if like any
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one of these is more precious to me than
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the other
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the second guy is for sure the liar
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he said he liked this vic oh god
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say it say it [ __ ] make
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my day
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he said oh god
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he said he lied a bit
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i can’t tell this is if i think arlo
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were true more but i’m happy either way
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