Episode 29: Fey Wild 2 (Electric Boogaloo)

Things seem dark for the Agents and Bookworm after facing off against the necromancer and the black hand to no avail. Perhaps they need to draw on the strength of some trusted allies.

Transcript

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hello

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everyone and welcome back to agents of

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damned our let’s play d d podcast

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featuring myself

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your sometimes benevolent often

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malevolent dungeon master

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jordan roman and as always i am joined

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by my fellow players

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hi guys i’m katie and i play safe

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hey everyone i’m christina and i play

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wintera and i’m drew mclean and by the

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holy wholesomeness of bahamut’s homies i

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play the good dr arlo aegon

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his homies his homies

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all right bahamut is cool like that why

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do you think arlo got the idea to let me

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know rap at you

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okay that that that is a

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long time ago reference boy

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and yet it feels like only yesterday

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that’s like yeah we have deep

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references now i love it

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weird speaking of deep cuts uh how about

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we get into the emotional deep cuts i’m

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undoubtedly going to lay on you guys

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after last time

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oh boy oh yeah last time

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when tara was finally reunited with

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oliver who himself

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was ecstatic to be reunited with his

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older sister

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however oliver was unaware that he had

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died

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believing instead that he had simply

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fallen asleep for a long time

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and hadn’t grown older as a result of

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this after a night’s rest

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and some emotional conversations the

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agents in bookworm

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departed for the forest of lost giants

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as they ventured further into the

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midnight woods they came across

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an elderly woman whose cart seemed to be

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stuck the agents offered their help

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only to discover that the elderly woman

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was actually

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big betty and decided to enjoy their

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favorite eatery

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with a friend in tow after an unusually

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speedy meal the asians continued on

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their journey south

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once they arrived at the forest of lost

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giants the agents were greeted by a

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valley

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of rot and decay everything

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as far as the eye could see had been

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raised to the ground

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with only the hollowed remnants of life

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to show for it

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as they surveyed the destruction saith

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noticed a nearby bush

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began to rustle upon closer

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investigation

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young oliver popped out of the bush as

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when tara attempted to reprimand him

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oliver noticed a figure approaching them

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seemingly from out of nowhere

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as the figure neared the agents

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recognized the figure

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as the undead necromancer they had come

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to destroy

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along with it the black hand from

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bookworm’s vision apparated from the

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necromancer

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upon seeing it when tara remembered the

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fire that destroyed her home

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and ultimately took oliver’s life only

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she remembered the hand being there as

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well

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while initially frozen in fear when taro

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joined arlo saith in bookworm in biting

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this figure

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however as bookworm attempted to lash

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out she herself

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froze in place and was quickly rendered

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as the battle ensued the agents quickly

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realized that the hand seemed impervious

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to all of their attacks and was able to

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cast the spell

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finger of death the agent sent oliver

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home

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on one of the owls when tara had

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summoned while using the rest to ensure

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their own getaway

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when terra used the time to revive

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magic to utter a single word

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bookworm she then dove into the forest

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below

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and set up a protective field before

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secluding herself

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in an earthen tent and thus

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at this point it’s been a little bit

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she’s still secluding herself in the

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tent

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i imagine some of you guys at the very

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least when tara has tried to

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speak with her but have had otherwise

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very little success

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as you guys are trying to figure out

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exactly what your next move should be

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arlo you get a ping on your speaking

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stone ding ding ding

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oh wait hold on there are a little

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picture of the speaking sound

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yellow where are you

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around as your uh adjust to the ringing

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in your ears from the shout from your

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unsurprisingly angry boss you hear ryan

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continue to speak

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where were you at the meeting this

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morning

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the what we had a mandatory meeting i

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made a call for it

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earlier today and your team was the only

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one that didn’t show up

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where are you uh

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we’re out on sabbatical

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i don’t recall giving you authorization

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for that yet

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when tara pipes up from the background

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and she’s kind of

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mean about it a little bit she’s like

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we’re with bookworm

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where in my forest

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you know that was not the arrangement

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bookworm does not respond in any way

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i assume what happened is that she

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simply told you that she needed help

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getting to

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the forest correct

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yes what she failed to mention

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was that she was supposed to go through

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me to do that so i could authorize the

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team that she picked

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not her to just choose willy-nilly and

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head on out on her own accord what do

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you think we wouldn’t be a good choice

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i’m not saying you wouldn’t be a good

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choice but these things need to be

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documented

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it’s a bureaucracy you know how this

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works

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yeah i understand oh no uh

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ryan there’s a terrible monster oh it’s

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eating my speaking stone oh no

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don’t hang up i’m not dying and i drop

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it and try to make like sounds like it’s

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being gnashed up

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oh god

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i’m gonna pick up the stone

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arlo for the love of god man she is your

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boss i don’t know i thought she would

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have bought it

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maybe if it was the first time you

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pulled this nonsense

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and even then no what’s done is done i’m

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not going to bother with this right now

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deal with this later right now i need to

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bring you up to speed especially

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given where you are the meeting was

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about some

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recent escaped convicts

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you may recognize the names sasaba and

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ambassus

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they’ve escaped and i don’t know where

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they are

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i was telling everyone this so they

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could stay on high alert

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but given where you are now you need to

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remain

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doubly so who’s of office

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are you the one that hypnotized me in

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divine shield

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cantaloupe right got it i’ll take this

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seriously

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never

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you are

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[Laughter]

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i cannot believe i’m being the only

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adult here right now give me that

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i’m sorry boss thank you

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so much for the updates

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right now we are dealing with a

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particularly nasty evil

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yes yes i’m aware the undead like i said

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i knew about this i just wasn’t able to

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authorize a team yet because she wasn’t

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ready

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our sincere apologies we did not mean

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to go against policy in this

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manner as i said earlier it’s not

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necessarily you all i’m now upset with

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i’ll have a word with bookworm when you

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all return

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there’s one more thing what

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when tara yeah when tara walks over

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closer to faith and she’s just like

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not only is the

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evil undead thing

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something that is from bookworms past

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but it’s from mine too

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i make your pardon

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when those fires broke out that

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changed things for my family that hand

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that we saw relating to these undead

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creatures

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was there too hand what

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hold on there’s some kind of undead hand

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i don’t know

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there’s more than just the necromancer

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i guess it it casts

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uh when tara is

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turns around and throws her hands up

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she’s like i don’t know it just it cast

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it cast a spell on us

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and it i remember seeing it when i was a

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child i don’t know anything else

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right well

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for now see what you can figure out

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about this thing

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and above all else stay with bookworm

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because of her disability

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she’s unable to cast most magics her

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druidic abilities while

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impressive are extremely limited so

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make sure that you three stay with her

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at all times

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understood yes yes i am very good

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be sure to keep me updated on this one

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doubly so and again

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keep your eyes open for the twins

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right out and paul goes dead

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you need to grow up a little bit

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hard pass at least when it comes to her

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i mean there is a time for you to goof

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off with her

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and and and love her i get it

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you have to remember she’s our boss

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i don’t know i can’t help myself she’s

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just like so stern about it

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i just want to joke around i get it it’s

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coping mechanism you’re just trying to

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move the conversation along but this is

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a

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pretty serious issue going on with us

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right now

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between the fact that the snoople

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[ __ ] escaped and then on top of that

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she gestures vaguely i mean like widely

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around her

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like basically everything is [ __ ] this

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is pretty bad [ __ ]

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but we’re gonna figure out a way to fix

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it

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we just gotta take our time to figure it

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out oh

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that does it does remind me but when

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tara

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what’s up barlow uh so and like he puts

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like a hand like soft

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on your shoulder he’s like when tara you

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are a very good friend of mine

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and i know that this this big skeletal

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crazy hand thing is probably very

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traumatic for you

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so just to make sure that you’re

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mentally prepared

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i am telling you ahead of time i am

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going to be

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calling him andrew fancy fingers and i

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just want you to be aware of that

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and like make your piece with it before

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we like

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see him again because i’m doing that

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that’s happening this entire

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conversation

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that we had two seconds ago

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arlo i have to be honest i don’t even

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know what that means

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i spent the last two weeks doing prep

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you spent two weeks coming up with that

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name

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[Laughter]

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what no oh my god

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continue please when tara lightly

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brushes arlo’s hand off his shoulder

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and it now is ignoring them and is going

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over to check on bookworm make sure

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she’s okay

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if she like comes out of the tent at all

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when you go over to see how she is doing

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she is more or less the same as she has

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been

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she’s sitting in her tents hugging her

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legs

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she’s sort of just staring blankly

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like she looks like someone who has just

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spent a very

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long time crying and is now

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in the phase of sorrow where they’re

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trying to process

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everything

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she looks very deep in thought and very

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much like she will be unwilling to move

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for the foreseeable future

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when tara just offers a look of

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understanding and it’s like

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i’ll leave you alone for now i

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understand how this is

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but i just want you to know that

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i’m here if you need to talk she just

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hugs her legs tiger and gives a quick

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nod

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okay and then when tara is gonna leave

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her alone after a little while

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can i have saith go over yeah sure i’d

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love to see how you try and handle this

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she’s gonna um she doesn’t want to talk

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out loud because it

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her voice is loud so she’s gonna sign to

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her

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so this whole conversation is probably

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gonna be in sign but

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ah she’s gonna ask if she can sit with

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her

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i will i will point out she does not at

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any point like turn her head

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so i imagine you do it once and then

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reposition yourself so she has to see

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you and then she is just a brief nod

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so she’s gonna sit down with her

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like facing her and

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she’s just gonna say i want to tell you

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a story

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and she’s basically going to

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tell her a little bit about varys

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she’s going to pull out that notebook

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where she’s got

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faces in it that she drew oh of your

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burger victims yes

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my murder victims and she’s going to

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open it up to the first couple of pages

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and show her a picture of him

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and she’s going to say consider var

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someone that she’s killed

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i yes absolutely she blames herself for

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him that hurts god

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yep please continue quickly god damn

365
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okay okay okay okay so basically

366
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she’s gonna say that

367
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she lost him under horrific

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you know circumstances

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and that she can’t imagine coming across

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him reanimated

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how hurt she would feel by it

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almost like losing him again

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and she’s going to

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say that what she saw

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out there although

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[Music]

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had his essence is no longer

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who she loved and she needs to separate

379
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looking at this

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necromancer this ultimate evil that

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tried to kill her

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from the bookworm that she knew and

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loved

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and to basically just think of him and

385
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remember him

386
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as the last time she saw him and put

387
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that

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feeling that anger that love that she

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has towards who he used to be

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and find the strength to

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help herself figure out how to defeat

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him

393
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that was very anime a little bit

394
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and then she’s gonna get up and she’s

395
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gonna say and above

396
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anything else if there’s one thing that

397
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i’m going to say out loud here

398
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you’re not alone and

399
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we’re never ever

400
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going to leave your

401
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whether it’s in a moment of battle or in

402
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a moment of despair

403
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sorry bucky you’re kind of stuck with

404
00:17:25,919 –> 00:17:31,120
this grin of mine

405
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she just buries her head deeper into

406
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her like at this point you guys can no

407
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longer see her face

408
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we’ll be friends forever brickworm

409
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senpai

410
00:17:37,919 –> 00:17:41,520
side note arlo wrote me an intelligence

411
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check

412
00:17:41,520 –> 00:17:45,520
uh i keep forgetting because i’m me

413
00:17:44,320 –> 00:17:46,799
trying to play a character that’s

414
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actually intelligent that arlo is

415
00:17:46,799 –> 00:17:52,320
moderately intelligent

416
00:17:49,039 –> 00:17:54,080
uh so that’s a what a fortune it is

417
00:17:52,320 –> 00:17:56,080
it is difficult playing a character

418
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that’s smarter than you are

419
00:17:56,080 –> 00:18:00,000
yeah like arnold’s canonically smarter

420
00:17:57,840 –> 00:18:01,039
than i am and i have no idea how to

421
00:18:00,000 –> 00:18:04,160
figure that [ __ ] out

422
00:18:01,039 –> 00:18:05,919
welcome to most of my npcs

423
00:18:04,160 –> 00:18:07,520
he’s like that he’s like that kid in

424
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school who you think like man his grades

425
00:18:07,520 –> 00:18:10,160
must be terrible but they’re great and

426
00:18:08,960 –> 00:18:14,559
he’s like what the [ __ ] he’s like

427
00:18:10,160 –> 00:18:18,320
i’m smart i’m just i’m just an idiot

428
00:18:14,559 –> 00:18:20,000
why did we know so many kids like that

429
00:18:18,320 –> 00:18:21,840
there were a few things you did not

430
00:18:20,000 –> 00:18:24,000
catch assuming you were being a little

431
00:18:21,840 –> 00:18:25,440
nosy which you’re arlo i assume you were

432
00:18:24,000 –> 00:18:27,440
but you caught most of what saith said

433
00:18:25,440 –> 00:18:29,679
if you wanted to eavesdrop

434
00:18:27,440 –> 00:18:31,760
oh yeah i’ll say i eavesdropped a little

435
00:18:29,679 –> 00:18:35,520
bit then you know most of that

436
00:18:31,760 –> 00:18:38,000
aspect of her backstory yeah [ __ ]

437
00:18:35,520 –> 00:18:39,280
can i like can i come in next as like

438
00:18:38,000 –> 00:18:39,919
someone who’s talking to bookworm to

439
00:18:39,280 –> 00:18:41,919
attempt to come

440
00:18:39,919 –> 00:18:43,679
yeah sure why not while she’s at like an

441
00:18:41,919 –> 00:18:44,960
emotional low go for it i’m sure you’ll

442
00:18:43,679 –> 00:18:46,160
handle this with all the tact in the

443
00:18:44,960 –> 00:18:48,799
world

444
00:18:46,160 –> 00:18:49,520
yeah so so arlo kind of like he saddles

445
00:18:48,799 –> 00:18:53,200
up next to

446
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book worm and um he says like

447
00:18:53,200 –> 00:18:56,559
yeah well you know you know i’m not as

448
00:18:55,679 –> 00:19:00,000
good as a

449
00:18:56,559 –> 00:19:01,360
signing as a as safe is but

450
00:19:00,000 –> 00:19:02,799
you know just because you can’t speak

451
00:19:01,360 –> 00:19:03,039
doesn’t mean you can’t hear me so i know

452
00:19:02,799 –> 00:19:04,720
i

453
00:19:03,039 –> 00:19:06,240
you can i can at least reach you this

454
00:19:04,720 –> 00:19:07,679
way am i right

455
00:19:06,240 –> 00:19:09,440
at this point she’s not doing anything

456
00:19:07,679 –> 00:19:13,520
to acknowledge you guys anymore

457
00:19:09,440 –> 00:19:15,440
all right that’s fair um so

458
00:19:13,520 –> 00:19:17,840
i know we’re feeling uh we’re feeling

459
00:19:15,440 –> 00:19:19,679
pretty rough about everything but

460
00:19:17,840 –> 00:19:21,120
what say said is true and i don’t know

461
00:19:19,679 –> 00:19:22,840
what though when tara said but i imagine

462
00:19:21,120 –> 00:19:27,039
she said something along the same

463
00:19:22,840 –> 00:19:31,039
lines we’re gonna be here for you

464
00:19:27,039 –> 00:19:34,160
we’re a team and we’re also a family

465
00:19:31,039 –> 00:19:36,799
and we’re not going anywhere you’re not

466
00:19:34,160 –> 00:19:41,840
facing this on your own

467
00:19:36,799 –> 00:19:41,840
but i know facing old trauma is tough

468
00:19:42,080 –> 00:19:49,039
uh but my professional medical opinion

469
00:19:46,080 –> 00:19:51,039
uh this is always the best solution and

470
00:19:49,039 –> 00:19:52,400
he produces a small uh

471
00:19:51,039 –> 00:19:54,080
vial of whiskey and just like kind of

472
00:19:52,400 –> 00:19:55,520
tense it down next to her

473
00:19:54,080 –> 00:19:57,039
now in the old times people used to be

474
00:19:55,520 –> 00:19:58,559
worried about this um hurting your liver

475
00:19:57,039 –> 00:20:00,080
but then we discovered healing magic so

476
00:19:58,559 –> 00:20:02,170
you can really just like just go to town

477
00:20:00,080 –> 00:20:07,860
with no consequences

478
00:20:02,170 –> 00:20:07,860
[Laughter]

479
00:20:13,720 –> 00:20:16,809
[Music]

480
00:20:16,960 –> 00:20:21,840
no no it’s cool it’s just trauma

481
00:20:22,000 –> 00:20:28,080
at this point you guys have the option

482
00:20:25,360 –> 00:20:28,799
of like trying to discuss a plan going

483
00:20:28,080 –> 00:20:31,120
forward

484
00:20:28,799 –> 00:20:32,159
or as i’ve somewhat implied through

485
00:20:31,120 –> 00:20:35,600
bookworms

486
00:20:32,159 –> 00:20:37,039
sort of mood and just general in

487
00:20:35,600 –> 00:20:38,159
unwillingness to move this is going to

488
00:20:37,039 –> 00:20:39,520
be an opportunity for you guys to take a

489
00:20:38,159 –> 00:20:41,679
long rest after that fight

490
00:20:39,520 –> 00:20:41,679
yes

491
00:20:42,720 –> 00:20:46,640
do you guys want to do anything while

492
00:20:44,799 –> 00:20:47,679
you are doing that or is this just going

493
00:20:46,640 –> 00:20:50,880
to be

494
00:20:47,679 –> 00:20:52,240
just long rest time skip i think arlo

495
00:20:50,880 –> 00:20:53,919
would probably like check in on

496
00:20:52,240 –> 00:20:55,520
winter again like during that like

497
00:20:53,919 –> 00:20:58,559
longer period

498
00:20:55,520 –> 00:20:59,919
uh all right it’s like like are we like

499
00:20:58,559 –> 00:21:00,640
intense or something are we like in like

500
00:20:59,919 –> 00:21:02,400
a little shack

501
00:21:00,640 –> 00:21:03,679
where are we at i don’t know how do

502
00:21:02,400 –> 00:21:06,240
y’all long rest in the woods

503
00:21:03,679 –> 00:21:07,600
you tell me when tara’s perched herself

504
00:21:06,240 –> 00:21:09,840
about as far on the edge

505
00:21:07,600 –> 00:21:11,280
of this little encampment as she can to

506
00:21:09,840 –> 00:21:12,480
try to keep her ears open for anything

507
00:21:11,280 –> 00:21:14,559
going on

508
00:21:12,480 –> 00:21:15,760
oh and and i know say sleeps in the tree

509
00:21:14,559 –> 00:21:19,039
like a possum we

510
00:21:15,760 –> 00:21:21,840
established that beat me to it

511
00:21:19,039 –> 00:21:22,960
yeah just to clarify also uh you guys

512
00:21:21,840 –> 00:21:25,120
are still within

513
00:21:22,960 –> 00:21:26,320
book worms like special magical feel so

514
00:21:25,120 –> 00:21:28,000
you guys don’t have to worry about like

515
00:21:26,320 –> 00:21:28,880
detection or anything like that so you

516
00:21:28,000 –> 00:21:30,000
don’t have to worry about like keeping

517
00:21:28,880 –> 00:21:32,640
watch or anything like that plus

518
00:21:30,000 –> 00:21:33,919
when terrace has a weapon of warnings so

519
00:21:32,640 –> 00:21:34,799
just so you guys want to worry about

520
00:21:33,919 –> 00:21:36,080
like

521
00:21:34,799 –> 00:21:38,480
ships or anything like that like you

522
00:21:36,080 –> 00:21:39,600
guys are about as safe outside as you’ve

523
00:21:38,480 –> 00:21:45,840
ever been

524
00:21:39,600 –> 00:21:45,840
about as safe outside i can change

525
00:21:47,039 –> 00:21:50,240
man it’s weird how like you get the

526
00:21:48,640 –> 00:21:50,559
punishment on that one where i have just

527
00:21:50,240 –> 00:21:52,720
been

528
00:21:50,559 –> 00:21:55,840
the worst of this whole episode so far

529
00:21:52,720 –> 00:21:57,679
oh i’m getting to you don’t you worry

530
00:21:55,840 –> 00:21:59,440
don’t you worry you’re just building up

531
00:21:57,679 –> 00:22:01,039
points anyway do you want you said you

532
00:21:59,440 –> 00:22:03,200
want to do something with winter

533
00:22:01,039 –> 00:22:04,320
yeah so i was gonna like um kind of like

534
00:22:03,200 –> 00:22:05,919
after like you know the mood has died

535
00:22:04,320 –> 00:22:08,400
down like a motor winter

536
00:22:05,919 –> 00:22:09,919
he’s gonna like come in this like uh i i

537
00:22:08,400 –> 00:22:12,320
wanna stop trying to use the phrase

538
00:22:09,919 –> 00:22:13,280
sidle up beside someone but like it also

539
00:22:12,320 –> 00:22:16,320
seems very

540
00:22:13,280 –> 00:22:18,240
texas arlo as a phrase so that is the

541
00:22:16,320 –> 00:22:19,200
phrase i’ll use he sidles up beside

542
00:22:18,240 –> 00:22:22,720
winter

543
00:22:19,200 –> 00:22:25,200
uh hey there um i know i uh

544
00:22:22,720 –> 00:22:26,720
i know i’m joking around a lot and don’t

545
00:22:25,200 –> 00:22:28,080
don’t don’t get it twisted like this

546
00:22:26,720 –> 00:22:29,280
that’s not going anywhere that’s gonna

547
00:22:28,080 –> 00:22:32,880
that’s their stay

548
00:22:29,280 –> 00:22:35,280
but i said uh

549
00:22:32,880 –> 00:22:36,640
what’s the best way to word this i’m not

550
00:22:35,280 –> 00:22:40,960
good with

551
00:22:36,640 –> 00:22:42,559
emotions you uh you good

552
00:22:40,960 –> 00:22:44,080
when tara snickers a little bit she’s

553
00:22:42,559 –> 00:22:48,000
just like

554
00:22:44,080 –> 00:22:50,880
uh i feel like that depends

555
00:22:48,000 –> 00:22:51,840
on what part of good you were referring

556
00:22:50,880 –> 00:22:54,880
to

557
00:22:51,840 –> 00:22:59,600
but i will be okay

558
00:22:54,880 –> 00:23:04,320
all right that is i like to check on you

559
00:22:59,600 –> 00:23:06,559
i uh you know losing family is tough and

560
00:23:04,320 –> 00:23:08,640
confronting that is tough and you know

561
00:23:06,559 –> 00:23:11,440
you’ve gotten oliver back

562
00:23:08,640 –> 00:23:12,640
um even though your brother winchester

563
00:23:11,440 –> 00:23:16,320
is finally back to you

564
00:23:12,640 –> 00:23:16,320
shut the actual [ __ ] up

565
00:23:16,400 –> 00:23:21,840
you shut your [ __ ] mouth

566
00:23:19,440 –> 00:23:23,200
what’s up alright so so even though

567
00:23:21,840 –> 00:23:23,600
you’ve gotten your brother oliver back

568
00:23:23,200 –> 00:23:26,640
you know

569
00:23:23,600 –> 00:23:28,799
it when we go through uh

570
00:23:26,640 –> 00:23:30,559
our medical learning and our cleric

571
00:23:28,799 –> 00:23:31,840
training we you know we we learn that

572
00:23:30,559 –> 00:23:33,360
eventually that’s a power that becomes

573
00:23:31,840 –> 00:23:34,880
available to us and so they

574
00:23:33,360 –> 00:23:37,039
they make us aware of the repercussions

575
00:23:34,880 –> 00:23:38,880
that can come from someone coming back

576
00:23:37,039 –> 00:23:40,240
the pain of losing them doesn’t go away

577
00:23:38,880 –> 00:23:43,760
and there is

578
00:23:40,240 –> 00:23:47,840
an underlying fear of losing them again

579
00:23:43,760 –> 00:23:47,840
because you have been shown with

580
00:23:48,520 –> 00:23:54,320
unshakable proof

581
00:23:51,039 –> 00:23:56,880
that they can be taken away

582
00:23:54,320 –> 00:23:58,559
i want to make sure that you’re all

583
00:23:56,880 –> 00:24:04,480
right

584
00:23:58,559 –> 00:24:07,679
i will be i appreciate it arlo

585
00:24:04,480 –> 00:24:10,720
losing him was the hardest thing i think

586
00:24:07,679 –> 00:24:13,919
anyone in my family had gone through

587
00:24:10,720 –> 00:24:16,840
and him being back is the happiest thing

588
00:24:13,919 –> 00:24:20,000
i think we’ve had in a while

589
00:24:16,840 –> 00:24:23,360
but processing him being here

590
00:24:20,000 –> 00:24:27,039
for real and his

591
00:24:23,360 –> 00:24:30,559
new powers and

592
00:24:27,039 –> 00:24:34,320
the possible threat on my home again

593
00:24:30,559 –> 00:24:38,559
is a lot so

594
00:24:34,320 –> 00:24:41,760
i’m dealing with it

595
00:24:38,559 –> 00:24:43,360
but i’ll be okay

596
00:24:41,760 –> 00:24:45,440
i’ll kind of claps winter on the

597
00:24:43,360 –> 00:24:48,080
shoulder or anything i know you’ll

598
00:24:45,440 –> 00:24:49,679
i know you’re tough and you can you can

599
00:24:48,080 –> 00:24:51,120
manage through but

600
00:24:49,679 –> 00:24:52,720
don’t be afraid to talk to us if you

601
00:24:51,120 –> 00:24:54,720
need to

602
00:24:52,720 –> 00:24:56,000
and uh he reaches in like you know his

603
00:24:54,720 –> 00:24:57,760
little bag

604
00:24:56,000 –> 00:24:59,039
and it produces a small vial of whiskey

605
00:24:57,760 –> 00:25:00,559
and then like looks like

606
00:24:59,039 –> 00:25:01,919
and looks at when tara and he’s like

607
00:25:00,559 –> 00:25:03,440
actually no that’s the worst idea i’ve

608
00:25:01,919 –> 00:25:05,840
ever had and he puts it right back in

609
00:25:03,440 –> 00:25:05,840
the back

610
00:25:06,540 –> 00:25:13,760
[Laughter]

611
00:25:11,440 –> 00:25:16,559
oh my [ __ ] i knew you were going to

612
00:25:13,760 –> 00:25:16,559
produce more whiskey

613
00:25:17,039 –> 00:25:20,799
at least he took it back you have not

614
00:25:19,279 –> 00:25:22,400
asked me if you had this whiskey by the

615
00:25:20,799 –> 00:25:24,000
way you have assumed

616
00:25:22,400 –> 00:25:29,039
i have assumed and you have not

617
00:25:24,000 –> 00:25:30,559
challenged me so now it’s precedent

618
00:25:29,039 –> 00:25:33,679
i will only challenge it when it becomes

619
00:25:30,559 –> 00:25:35,440
an actual problem

620
00:25:33,679 –> 00:25:36,960
i was gonna be in the middle of a boss

621
00:25:35,440 –> 00:25:38,960
fight i’m like i’m gonna throw my

622
00:25:36,960 –> 00:25:41,760
million vials of whiskey at him to use

623
00:25:38,960 –> 00:25:41,760
the flammable

624
00:25:46,559 –> 00:25:54,159
shut the [ __ ] up hey

625
00:25:49,679 –> 00:25:55,440
listen what throw one of them up here

626
00:25:54,159 –> 00:25:57,039
yeah all right you’ve had a rough day

627
00:25:55,440 –> 00:25:58,480
you’ve earned it like he tosses you up a

628
00:25:57,039 –> 00:26:01,279
little

629
00:25:58,480 –> 00:26:01,919
and arlo uncorks one for himself as he

630
00:26:01,279 –> 00:26:04,159
tosses that

631
00:26:01,919 –> 00:26:05,360
up to you you reach for it but then a

632
00:26:04,159 –> 00:26:07,120
black goo

633
00:26:05,360 –> 00:26:08,640
shoots out from your hand and catches it

634
00:26:07,120 –> 00:26:10,000
for you and you guys your black pudding

635
00:26:08,640 –> 00:26:14,080
has returned to you

636
00:26:10,000 –> 00:26:16,880
yay buddy it’s good to see you

637
00:26:14,080 –> 00:26:18,240
i was hoping you were okay i was so

638
00:26:16,880 –> 00:26:19,540
worried

639
00:26:18,240 –> 00:26:21,440
it forms a thumbs up

640
00:26:19,540 –> 00:26:23,840
[Laughter]

641
00:26:21,440 –> 00:26:24,480
i love him and then it slides back onto

642
00:26:23,840 –> 00:26:27,760
your person

643
00:26:24,480 –> 00:26:30,880
i will not say where no no

644
00:26:27,760 –> 00:26:33,120
no no i like that i don’t like that

645
00:26:30,880 –> 00:26:34,080
i like that at all it could be anywhere

646
00:26:33,120 –> 00:26:39,679
who knows

647
00:26:34,080 –> 00:26:43,360
you you you hush your [ __ ] mouth

648
00:26:39,679 –> 00:26:44,559
you guys rest so you can get your spells

649
00:26:43,360 –> 00:26:46,720
your health back

650
00:26:44,559 –> 00:26:48,480
process everything that has happened

651
00:26:46,720 –> 00:26:49,279
have some little mini whiskey bottles

652
00:26:48,480 –> 00:26:52,559
and get a

653
00:26:49,279 –> 00:26:54,640
nice buzz at best really

654
00:26:52,559 –> 00:26:57,120
that’s all you can ask for some days

655
00:26:54,640 –> 00:27:01,279
yeah true

656
00:26:57,120 –> 00:27:06,480
after a while safe

657
00:27:01,279 –> 00:27:07,679
roll me a con save please 18. you start

658
00:27:06,480 –> 00:27:10,880
to feel yourself

659
00:27:07,679 –> 00:27:12,799
swinging back and forth in such a way

660
00:27:10,880 –> 00:27:14,640
that if you had rolled lower you would

661
00:27:12,799 –> 00:27:17,039
have suffered vertigo because i’m an

662
00:27:14,640 –> 00:27:17,039
[ __ ]

663
00:27:17,360 –> 00:27:22,000
but it eventually stirs you awake and

664
00:27:20,080 –> 00:27:25,200
you see that it is bookworm

665
00:27:22,000 –> 00:27:28,720
frantically shaking you

666
00:27:25,200 –> 00:27:30,720
okay hi are you okay

667
00:27:28,720 –> 00:27:32,720
she shakes her head no very quickly like

668
00:27:30,720 –> 00:27:35,919
she is she’s in a

669
00:27:32,720 –> 00:27:37,200
frenzy right now all right okay what’s

670
00:27:35,919 –> 00:27:39,440
going on

671
00:27:37,200 –> 00:27:40,240
you see her start to sign and what she

672
00:27:39,440 –> 00:27:44,720
signs

673
00:27:40,240 –> 00:27:48,720
horrifies you oh god what does she sign

674
00:27:44,720 –> 00:27:51,760
when tara’s gone excuse me wait what

675
00:27:48,720 –> 00:27:54,640
say if you look around and you do not

676
00:27:51,760 –> 00:27:58,200
see wintera anywhere

677
00:27:54,640 –> 00:28:01,520
all right can i use

678
00:27:58,200 –> 00:28:04,559
investigation to see where she went

679
00:28:01,520 –> 00:28:06,640
absolutely go ahead and roll it hey 18

680
00:28:04,559 –> 00:28:09,520
again not bad

681
00:28:06,640 –> 00:28:10,000
you do actually see a set of tracks that

682
00:28:09,520 –> 00:28:13,120
lead

683
00:28:10,000 –> 00:28:17,039
outside of the barrier

684
00:28:13,120 –> 00:28:21,120
they look decently fresh okay

685
00:28:17,039 –> 00:28:23,039
she left recently we’ll find her

686
00:28:21,120 –> 00:28:24,799
oh did you wake me up yeah but say is

687
00:28:23,039 –> 00:28:26,320
arlo awakes you did not do that at all

688
00:28:24,799 –> 00:28:29,360
and i’m just curious

689
00:28:26,320 –> 00:28:32,799
i’m gonna throw a rock at him oh lovely

690
00:28:29,360 –> 00:28:34,480
ah what the [ __ ] wake up all right

691
00:28:32,799 –> 00:28:36,799
i am clearly awake you threw a rock at

692
00:28:34,480 –> 00:28:38,240
me what do you want we gotta go when

693
00:28:36,799 –> 00:28:41,120
tara left

694
00:28:38,240 –> 00:28:41,679
wait what what what i don’t know but i

695
00:28:41,120 –> 00:28:43,520
can fi

696
00:28:41,679 –> 00:28:45,679
i have her tracks right here we need to

697
00:28:43,520 –> 00:28:48,080
follow them all right all right let’s go

698
00:28:45,679 –> 00:28:48,080
let’s go

699
00:28:49,840 –> 00:28:53,760
you guys follow the tracks they go on

700
00:28:52,480 –> 00:28:56,640
for a little bit

701
00:28:53,760 –> 00:28:57,440
deeper into the midnight woods further

702
00:28:56,640 –> 00:29:00,960
away

703
00:28:57,440 –> 00:29:05,039
from the forest of lost giants and

704
00:29:00,960 –> 00:29:08,399
eventually you come into a clearing

705
00:29:05,039 –> 00:29:12,720
the clearing is a little it doesn’t look

706
00:29:08,399 –> 00:29:15,760
natural some of the trees look charred

707
00:29:12,720 –> 00:29:20,640
as if there was a fire and

708
00:29:15,760 –> 00:29:23,760
near the edge of it you see three things

709
00:29:20,640 –> 00:29:27,600
one you see wintera

710
00:29:23,760 –> 00:29:31,039
lying on the ground unconscious

711
00:29:27,600 –> 00:29:32,240
two next to her is an equally

712
00:29:31,039 –> 00:29:35,760
unconscious

713
00:29:32,240 –> 00:29:37,039
oliver and perhaps most concerning of

714
00:29:35,760 –> 00:29:41,200
all

715
00:29:37,039 –> 00:29:44,640
is the large man with a dire wolf

716
00:29:41,200 –> 00:29:45,919
standing above them both smiling down

717
00:29:44,640 –> 00:29:49,039
upon them

718
00:29:45,919 –> 00:29:52,399
oh i hate it the man is clad

719
00:29:49,039 –> 00:29:53,039
in an emerald green fur suit with silver

720
00:29:52,399 –> 00:29:55,679
trim

721
00:29:53,039 –> 00:29:56,240
and a long bow stretched across his back

722
00:29:55,679 –> 00:29:58,799
he has

723
00:29:56,240 –> 00:29:59,600
two swords with ornate gold elvish

724
00:29:58,799 –> 00:30:02,080
designs

725
00:29:59,600 –> 00:30:02,880
embroidered across them and as he looks

726
00:30:02,080 –> 00:30:05,679
down

727
00:30:02,880 –> 00:30:06,960
his glowing green eyes are complemented

728
00:30:05,679 –> 00:30:10,159
by a mischievous

729
00:30:06,960 –> 00:30:13,760
smile as he whispers to himself

730
00:30:10,159 –> 00:30:13,760
found you at last

731
00:30:13,919 –> 00:30:18,559
what do you do arlo yells out dead man

732
00:30:17,279 –> 00:30:22,480
says what

733
00:30:18,559 –> 00:30:26,240
he does not turn to you oh it’s attacks

734
00:30:22,480 –> 00:30:28,960
roll to hit also how

735
00:30:26,240 –> 00:30:31,760
i didn’t think that far ahead i was

736
00:30:28,960 –> 00:30:31,760
being impulsive

737
00:30:35,600 –> 00:30:40,399
i just i just realized how vague that

738
00:30:37,600 –> 00:30:40,399
response was

739
00:30:40,880 –> 00:30:44,159
you know what we’re going to say guiding

740
00:30:42,000 –> 00:30:47,360
bulk that’s my bread and butter [ __ ]

741
00:30:44,159 –> 00:30:48,640
okay continue that’s an 18 that’s an 18

742
00:30:47,360 –> 00:30:51,840
a hit

743
00:30:48,640 –> 00:30:54,480
cool you see your guiding bolt

744
00:30:51,840 –> 00:30:56,320
blazing with radiant energy spiral

745
00:30:54,480 –> 00:30:59,840
towards this man

746
00:30:56,320 –> 00:31:04,000
and it explodes on impact creating a

747
00:30:59,840 –> 00:31:06,399
shining radiant burst

748
00:31:04,000 –> 00:31:08,159
and as you look to see the damage you

749
00:31:06,399 –> 00:31:10,880
have wrought

750
00:31:08,159 –> 00:31:12,799
you feel a pair of swords pressed

751
00:31:10,880 –> 00:31:16,240
against your throat as the man

752
00:31:12,799 –> 00:31:20,159
is now standing behind you

753
00:31:16,240 –> 00:31:23,600
that wasn’t very nice if you know was it

754
00:31:20,159 –> 00:31:26,640
oh no another edge lord i’m sorry

755
00:31:23,600 –> 00:31:28,159
what edge lord is what you are in your

756
00:31:26,640 –> 00:31:31,360
heart and soul

757
00:31:28,159 –> 00:31:33,120
i don’t know what that is man just just

758
00:31:31,360 –> 00:31:34,720
just think about every aspect of your

759
00:31:33,120 –> 00:31:36,159
personality and being and that’s what an

760
00:31:34,720 –> 00:31:37,440
edge lord is

761
00:31:36,159 –> 00:31:39,440
tiefling girl do you know what he’s

762
00:31:37,440 –> 00:31:41,600
talking about

763
00:31:39,440 –> 00:31:43,919
almost never all right so what do you

764
00:31:41,600 –> 00:31:47,120
want with the bears

765
00:31:43,919 –> 00:31:47,679
as you ask that question you hear

766
00:31:47,120 –> 00:31:49,760
someone

767
00:31:47,679 –> 00:31:51,679
approaching from the distance like it

768
00:31:49,760 –> 00:31:54,399
sounds like distant running

769
00:31:51,679 –> 00:31:54,799
and they’re getting closer and closer

770
00:31:54,399 –> 00:31:57,840
and

771
00:31:54,799 –> 00:32:00,960
you hear the lord oh lord no plea

772
00:31:57,840 –> 00:32:00,960
please not my all

773
00:32:03,919 –> 00:32:08,080
and at this point when tara you have

774
00:32:06,880 –> 00:32:11,760
woken up because of

775
00:32:08,080 –> 00:32:15,600
all of the commotion and all of you

776
00:32:11,760 –> 00:32:18,240
see autolow running over

777
00:32:15,600 –> 00:32:19,600
frantically trying to stop this person

778
00:32:18,240 –> 00:32:20,799
from doing whatever it is that he’s

779
00:32:19,600 –> 00:32:23,519
doing

780
00:32:20,799 –> 00:32:25,039
ugh what is going on why is everyone so

781
00:32:23,519 –> 00:32:28,399
loud

782
00:32:25,039 –> 00:32:30,480
oh hi hi um sorry just

783
00:32:28,399 –> 00:32:32,559
my lord please uh do not do that we’re

784
00:32:30,480 –> 00:32:34,559
here to see all of them remember

785
00:32:32,559 –> 00:32:36,080
please put swords away now please thank

786
00:32:34,559 –> 00:32:40,080
you yes

787
00:32:36,080 –> 00:32:42,640
my lord uh the man

788
00:32:40,080 –> 00:32:44,480
stands up and reaches the sword at this

789
00:32:42,640 –> 00:32:45,200
point you guys realize just how big this

790
00:32:44,480 –> 00:32:47,279
person is

791
00:32:45,200 –> 00:32:48,399
he actually stands roughly nine feet

792
00:32:47,279 –> 00:32:51,519
tall

793
00:32:48,399 –> 00:32:53,039
and that could have taken him ooh i like

794
00:32:51,519 –> 00:32:55,840
the bravado in you

795
00:32:53,039 –> 00:32:57,039
you would have made for a fun challenge

796
00:32:55,840 –> 00:33:00,960
but

797
00:32:57,039 –> 00:33:03,440
as my accomplice has said she is right

798
00:33:00,960 –> 00:33:05,279
we are here to seek you out and i should

799
00:33:03,440 –> 00:33:09,360
keep my

800
00:33:05,279 –> 00:33:11,120
impulses at bay he kneels down

801
00:33:09,360 –> 00:33:12,399
uh on one knee and bows to you all

802
00:33:11,120 –> 00:33:17,120
deeply and says

803
00:33:12,399 –> 00:33:20,559
greetings i am lord oberon

804
00:33:17,120 –> 00:33:24,159
mate of the lady of the summer court

805
00:33:20,559 –> 00:33:28,159
ah [ __ ] arlo comes up like

806
00:33:24,159 –> 00:33:32,320
yes um sorry about the intrusion and the

807
00:33:28,159 –> 00:33:36,159
attack i told him to not do that but

808
00:33:32,320 –> 00:33:38,240
he gets impulsive when there is a uh

809
00:33:36,159 –> 00:33:39,760
how do you order it again my lord when

810
00:33:38,240 –> 00:33:42,720
there’s a haunted foot

811
00:33:39,760 –> 00:33:45,760
and a challenge waiting for me to test

812
00:33:42,720 –> 00:33:49,279
my skills to the limits

813
00:33:45,760 –> 00:33:51,760
that did you mean to say a hunt afoot

814
00:33:49,279 –> 00:33:52,640
hmm an excellent question what i hadn’t

815
00:33:51,760 –> 00:33:55,919
considered

816
00:33:52,640 –> 00:33:58,240
uh so so how did our

817
00:33:55,919 –> 00:34:00,240
compatriots end up unconscious over

818
00:33:58,240 –> 00:34:03,679
there especially the five-year-old

819
00:34:00,240 –> 00:34:05,519
that’s where i’m most confused

820
00:34:03,679 –> 00:34:07,440
an excellent question and one i don’t

821
00:34:05,519 –> 00:34:09,119
really have an answer for i just found

822
00:34:07,440 –> 00:34:12,399
them

823
00:34:09,119 –> 00:34:14,000
tara are you okay when tara is

824
00:34:12,399 –> 00:34:16,560
sort of shaking her head as she wakes up

825
00:34:14,000 –> 00:34:18,320
to like poof out her fur and her hair

826
00:34:16,560 –> 00:34:19,280
and she looks over when she realizes

827
00:34:18,320 –> 00:34:20,720
that saith just said in the

828
00:34:19,280 –> 00:34:21,679
five-year-old she’s like wait what

829
00:34:20,720 –> 00:34:24,240
oliver

830
00:34:21,679 –> 00:34:24,960
and she looks over she’s like is he

831
00:34:24,240 –> 00:34:28,000
still

832
00:34:24,960 –> 00:34:30,560
still currently unconscious he is also

833
00:34:28,000 –> 00:34:31,119
unconscious he appears to be otherwise

834
00:34:30,560 –> 00:34:34,240
fine

835
00:34:31,119 –> 00:34:37,760
just out like a light oh

836
00:34:34,240 –> 00:34:40,480
okay well i guess he’s sleeping wait

837
00:34:37,760 –> 00:34:42,159
this isn’t this isn’t the same place we

838
00:34:40,480 –> 00:34:45,200
fell asleep at

839
00:34:42,159 –> 00:34:47,679
no you disappeared from camp

840
00:34:45,200 –> 00:34:49,520
what yeah we went out looking for you we

841
00:34:47,679 –> 00:34:52,720
came to find you

842
00:34:49,520 –> 00:34:56,000
oh well thanks

843
00:34:52,720 –> 00:34:58,160
i guess i uh

844
00:34:56,000 –> 00:35:00,240
i don’t know i guess i used to do this

845
00:34:58,160 –> 00:35:02,800
thing called

846
00:35:00,240 –> 00:35:04,240
dream moving when i was a kid sometimes

847
00:35:02,800 –> 00:35:06,320
that i got stressed out i don’t know if

848
00:35:04,240 –> 00:35:08,400
that has anything to do with it but

849
00:35:06,320 –> 00:35:10,160
i think it’s probably okay and she’s

850
00:35:08,400 –> 00:35:13,200
gotten up and brush herself off

851
00:35:10,160 –> 00:35:13,839
oh good lord you have it too when tara

852
00:35:13,200 –> 00:35:16,960
are you

853
00:35:13,839 –> 00:35:20,720
referring to the practice of zombies

854
00:35:16,960 –> 00:35:22,240
what sleep walking i guess

855
00:35:20,720 –> 00:35:23,839
i don’t know sometimes i move when i’m

856
00:35:22,240 –> 00:35:25,440
asleep if i’m really stressed out

857
00:35:23,839 –> 00:35:27,040
i don’t know and she gets up and she’s

858
00:35:25,440 –> 00:35:29,839
picked up oliver and like

859
00:35:27,040 –> 00:35:31,520
put him on her back at this point arlo

860
00:35:29,839 –> 00:35:33,280
puts a hand on your shoulder arlen says

861
00:35:31,520 –> 00:35:35,359
it’s actually something that runs in our

862
00:35:33,280 –> 00:35:39,040
family i didn’t realize it

863
00:35:35,359 –> 00:35:41,040
ran that deep but apparently that’s a

864
00:35:39,040 –> 00:35:44,000
thing

865
00:35:41,040 –> 00:35:46,880
neat all right well i’m just glad you’re

866
00:35:44,000 –> 00:35:49,920
okay you gave us quite a scare

867
00:35:46,880 –> 00:35:50,560
yeah i don’t know oliver wasn’t with us

868
00:35:49,920 –> 00:35:52,560
when we

869
00:35:50,560 –> 00:35:54,000
fell asleep right i don’t remember him

870
00:35:52,560 –> 00:35:56,480
being there

871
00:35:54,000 –> 00:35:57,599
yeah sounds like the little man picked

872
00:35:56,480 –> 00:36:00,880
up another

873
00:35:57,599 –> 00:36:02,320
ability oh i’m gonna go down a limb here

874
00:36:00,880 –> 00:36:04,000
and say that uh when we told him to go

875
00:36:02,320 –> 00:36:06,160
away that he didn’t do that

876
00:36:04,000 –> 00:36:07,760
weird it was like he’s a five-year-old i

877
00:36:06,160 –> 00:36:11,440
threw him at a giant bird

878
00:36:07,760 –> 00:36:13,280
so i did my part

879
00:36:11,440 –> 00:36:15,520
y’all being oddly chill about the fact

880
00:36:13,280 –> 00:36:17,200
that ottolo who was not really

881
00:36:15,520 –> 00:36:18,720
in a position to leave the feywild is

882
00:36:17,200 –> 00:36:20,079
here with you in the material plane by

883
00:36:18,720 –> 00:36:21,359
the way

884
00:36:20,079 –> 00:36:23,359
yeah at this point when tara’s looked

885
00:36:21,359 –> 00:36:25,520
over at her she’s like wait

886
00:36:23,359 –> 00:36:26,880
what are you doing here in the forest i

887
00:36:25,520 –> 00:36:30,800
mean not that i’m not

888
00:36:26,880 –> 00:36:34,400
happy to see you but uh

889
00:36:30,800 –> 00:36:37,280
what no no i i realize i realize these

890
00:36:34,400 –> 00:36:39,599
are extenuating circumstances

891
00:36:37,280 –> 00:36:41,359
um do you remember that deal that you

892
00:36:39,599 –> 00:36:44,720
made with the lady

893
00:36:41,359 –> 00:36:47,760
yes well uh we need your help now

894
00:36:44,720 –> 00:36:51,440
oh at this point oberon

895
00:36:47,760 –> 00:36:54,240
steps forward and says we are in need of

896
00:36:51,440 –> 00:36:58,000
your services in order to help us find

897
00:36:54,240 –> 00:37:01,200
that which is lost or rather

898
00:36:58,000 –> 00:37:04,480
that who is lost

899
00:37:01,200 –> 00:37:05,280
as i am sure lady titania has informed

900
00:37:04,480 –> 00:37:08,400
you

901
00:37:05,280 –> 00:37:09,040
ottalo was one of two people who

902
00:37:08,400 –> 00:37:12,240
switched

903
00:37:09,040 –> 00:37:13,280
realms the envoy that we sent to your

904
00:37:12,240 –> 00:37:16,160
world

905
00:37:13,280 –> 00:37:17,760
has gone missing and we need your help

906
00:37:16,160 –> 00:37:21,200
to find them

907
00:37:17,760 –> 00:37:23,200
what’s their name we don’t know

908
00:37:21,200 –> 00:37:24,240
but you know what i’m not gonna question

909
00:37:23,200 –> 00:37:26,320
that

910
00:37:24,240 –> 00:37:28,800
well it’s why we know they’re missing

911
00:37:26,320 –> 00:37:30,800
we’ve forgotten everything about them

912
00:37:28,800 –> 00:37:32,400
we have no memory of them but we know

913
00:37:30,800 –> 00:37:35,920
that they were

914
00:37:32,400 –> 00:37:37,599
we do not know why they are not now so

915
00:37:35,920 –> 00:37:38,640
we require help from those of the

916
00:37:37,599 –> 00:37:41,839
material plane

917
00:37:38,640 –> 00:37:45,200
whom we have an alliance with

918
00:37:41,839 –> 00:37:47,040
to help us unfortunately as you are all

919
00:37:45,200 –> 00:37:50,720
now you are no good to us

920
00:37:47,040 –> 00:37:52,640
so we need you to come with us wait what

921
00:37:50,720 –> 00:37:54,560
autoload does forwarding like let me

922
00:37:52,640 –> 00:37:58,320
translate please

923
00:37:54,560 –> 00:37:58,800
what he’s saying is the arbiter that was

924
00:37:58,320 –> 00:38:02,160
sent

925
00:37:58,800 –> 00:38:04,560
over from their world

926
00:38:02,160 –> 00:38:05,680
here as i came from here over to the

927
00:38:04,560 –> 00:38:08,800
feywild

928
00:38:05,680 –> 00:38:09,520
they’ve forgotten everything about them

929
00:38:08,800 –> 00:38:12,720
other than

930
00:38:09,520 –> 00:38:13,680
the fact that they exist and they

931
00:38:12,720 –> 00:38:17,200
themselves

932
00:38:13,680 –> 00:38:19,200
can’t search for him because of

933
00:38:17,200 –> 00:38:20,480
something or other i i’m still not

934
00:38:19,200 –> 00:38:22,640
playing certain on that one

935
00:38:20,480 –> 00:38:23,599
but wheaties aren’t for the material

936
00:38:22,640 –> 00:38:25,359
plane but

937
00:38:23,599 –> 00:38:26,640
they need to have something referred to

938
00:38:25,359 –> 00:38:29,680
as the blessing of the fae

939
00:38:26,640 –> 00:38:30,880
which can only be granted in the fey

940
00:38:29,680 –> 00:38:33,520
wild

941
00:38:30,880 –> 00:38:36,079
so in order for you to help us find this

942
00:38:33,520 –> 00:38:37,760
person we need you to

943
00:38:36,079 –> 00:38:39,760
come back with us to the fey wilds in

944
00:38:37,760 –> 00:38:43,040
order to receive the blessing

945
00:38:39,760 –> 00:38:46,160
oh well

946
00:38:43,040 –> 00:38:47,040
we probably should drop off the child

947
00:38:46,160 –> 00:38:49,040
first

948
00:38:47,040 –> 00:38:52,720
i think mom would be mad if we brought

949
00:38:49,040 –> 00:38:56,480
him to the feywild without her knowing

950
00:38:52,720 –> 00:38:59,920
oh right yes

951
00:38:56,480 –> 00:39:00,480
we should definitely go do we really

952
00:38:59,920 –> 00:39:02,480
have to go

953
00:39:00,480 –> 00:39:03,520
back over there i mean it seems like

954
00:39:02,480 –> 00:39:06,000
such a

955
00:39:03,520 –> 00:39:07,200
such a out of the way journey and we

956
00:39:06,000 –> 00:39:10,880
really need to get going

957
00:39:07,200 –> 00:39:14,079
and um i don’t like how

958
00:39:10,880 –> 00:39:15,760
afraid you are by the mere mentioning of

959
00:39:14,079 –> 00:39:20,400
her mother

960
00:39:15,760 –> 00:39:24,960
it’s not fear per se but

961
00:39:20,400 –> 00:39:27,920
drama drama drama drama

962
00:39:24,960 –> 00:39:29,280
that when tara has clasped arlo’s mouth

963
00:39:27,920 –> 00:39:31,760
closed at this point with

964
00:39:29,280 –> 00:39:34,400
one of her hands like you would like a

965
00:39:31,760 –> 00:39:34,400
crocodile

966
00:39:36,160 –> 00:39:43,599
i mean that that is large how long

967
00:39:39,359 –> 00:39:45,359
has it been like i

968
00:39:43,599 –> 00:39:46,640
what would i even say to her i i didn’t

969
00:39:45,359 –> 00:39:48,880
even know what to say to you when i

970
00:39:46,640 –> 00:39:52,079
first saw you i was so in shock

971
00:39:48,880 –> 00:39:54,000
and i i we can’t

972
00:39:52,079 –> 00:39:55,520
we can’t take a five-year-old into the

973
00:39:54,000 –> 00:39:57,920
fey wild

974
00:39:55,520 –> 00:39:59,599
i it’ll it should it’ll only be for a

975
00:39:57,920 –> 00:40:01,599
little bit it’ll be fine i promise

976
00:39:59,599 –> 00:40:03,520
it’s not going to be anything dangerous

977
00:40:01,599 –> 00:40:06,000
oh for the love of god she’s your

978
00:40:03,520 –> 00:40:06,000
daughter

979
00:40:07,520 –> 00:40:10,319
when tara sort of looks around at the

980
00:40:08,960 –> 00:40:11,520
trees and she’s just like honestly i’m

981
00:40:10,319 –> 00:40:13,280
surprised none of them have passed

982
00:40:11,520 –> 00:40:15,280
through here right about now we usually

983
00:40:13,280 –> 00:40:17,920
uh we’re on patrol through most of the

984
00:40:15,280 –> 00:40:19,839
forest then we need to move quickly

985
00:40:17,920 –> 00:40:20,720
please i do not i am not emotionally

986
00:40:19,839 –> 00:40:22,000
ready for this

987
00:40:20,720 –> 00:40:25,359
and she starts walking off like

988
00:40:22,000 –> 00:40:27,839
frantically hold on a minute lady

989
00:40:25,359 –> 00:40:28,800
no i’m not bringing oliver to the

990
00:40:27,839 –> 00:40:32,160
feywild

991
00:40:28,800 –> 00:40:33,440
he’s gotta go back home she stops

992
00:40:32,160 –> 00:40:36,079
momentarily

993
00:40:33,440 –> 00:40:37,280
and turns us like then you drop him off

994
00:40:36,079 –> 00:40:40,160
i’ll meet you by the

995
00:40:37,280 –> 00:40:43,040
portal just please don’t bring holly i

996
00:40:40,160 –> 00:40:46,960
i’m seriously not ready for that yet

997
00:40:43,040 –> 00:40:50,640
ma’am if i may i know i’m an

998
00:40:46,960 –> 00:40:51,760
absolute goofball but if i understand

999
00:40:50,640 –> 00:40:55,280
anything about how

1000
00:40:51,760 –> 00:41:00,319
miss hawley feels she would

1001
00:40:55,280 –> 00:41:04,079
give anything to see again just

1002
00:41:00,319 –> 00:41:08,960
do it for her another time

1003
00:41:04,079 –> 00:41:08,960
and she walks off oberon follows shortly

1004
00:41:11,050 –> 00:41:14,880
[Music]

1005
00:41:13,520 –> 00:41:16,560
is the sound that when tara makes says

1006
00:41:14,880 –> 00:41:17,920
she begins walking off towards her home

1007
00:41:16,560 –> 00:41:20,960
to go drop off her brother

1008
00:41:17,920 –> 00:41:23,280
i assumed as someone who has literally

1009
00:41:20,960 –> 00:41:24,960
just seen their mother for the first

1010
00:41:23,280 –> 00:41:28,160
time in 30 years

1011
00:41:24,960 –> 00:41:28,160
i can tell ya

1012
00:41:28,880 –> 00:41:32,560
it was one of the best moments of my

1013
00:41:31,200 –> 00:41:36,400
adulthood

1014
00:41:32,560 –> 00:41:38,480
wait what oh yeah

1015
00:41:36,400 –> 00:41:39,680
hey uh safe are you ever gonna stop just

1016
00:41:38,480 –> 00:41:41,440
randomly dropping

1017
00:41:39,680 –> 00:41:42,880
random bombs on us about some [ __ ]

1018
00:41:41,440 –> 00:41:44,160
that’s happened to you during your off

1019
00:41:42,880 –> 00:41:46,240
time

1020
00:41:44,160 –> 00:41:48,400
it it just never seems like relevant

1021
00:41:46,240 –> 00:41:50,160
information you know and then

1022
00:41:48,400 –> 00:41:52,720
i will straight judo flip you one of

1023
00:41:50,160 –> 00:41:54,720
these days

1024
00:41:52,720 –> 00:41:56,240
you are cruising for a [ __ ] bruise

1025
00:41:54,720 –> 00:42:03,839
that’s safe

1026
00:41:56,240 –> 00:42:03,839
we’re gonna goddamn wrestle okay

1027
00:42:07,040 –> 00:42:14,560
so so my mom

1028
00:42:10,720 –> 00:42:17,680
showed up to me in my spare time and

1029
00:42:14,560 –> 00:42:18,720
now i have the ability to push people

1030
00:42:17,680 –> 00:42:23,520
away from me

1031
00:42:18,720 –> 00:42:24,880
it’s like a shield you know kind of deal

1032
00:42:23,520 –> 00:42:26,800
for a second i thought you were talking

1033
00:42:24,880 –> 00:42:28,000
about your ability to emotionally push

1034
00:42:26,800 –> 00:42:31,119
people away from you by not

1035
00:42:28,000 –> 00:42:32,480
telling them stuff i am doing my best

1036
00:42:31,119 –> 00:42:36,000
okay

1037
00:42:32,480 –> 00:42:39,520
i went from not speaking to anyone

1038
00:42:36,000 –> 00:42:43,440
at all for

1039
00:42:39,520 –> 00:42:45,520
years on end to

1040
00:42:43,440 –> 00:42:46,560
seeing somebody every single freaking

1041
00:42:45,520 –> 00:42:50,240
day of my life

1042
00:42:46,560 –> 00:42:53,359
it’s not exactly an easy transition

1043
00:42:50,240 –> 00:42:55,040
yeah i guess that’s valid

1044
00:42:53,359 –> 00:42:56,640
gonna just go ahead and assume this was

1045
00:42:55,040 –> 00:42:59,920
a walking conversation

1046
00:42:56,640 –> 00:43:01,839
and yeah fast forward a little bit

1047
00:42:59,920 –> 00:43:03,119
imagine them walking in like arlo like

1048
00:43:01,839 –> 00:43:13,839
while still walking getting like a

1049
00:43:03,119 –> 00:43:13,839
wrestling stance like come on

1050
00:43:15,040 –> 00:43:20,640
so you guys make it back over to

1051
00:43:18,319 –> 00:43:22,000
the clearing that when terrace family

1052
00:43:20,640 –> 00:43:24,960
lives in

1053
00:43:22,000 –> 00:43:25,599
at this point it doesn’t really look

1054
00:43:24,960 –> 00:43:27,599
like

1055
00:43:25,599 –> 00:43:30,079
anyone is there it looks like they’re

1056
00:43:27,599 –> 00:43:31,760
out patrolling or

1057
00:43:30,079 –> 00:43:33,359
whatever other things it is that they do

1058
00:43:31,760 –> 00:43:36,160
during the day

1059
00:43:33,359 –> 00:43:37,440
but you do know that from the night that

1060
00:43:36,160 –> 00:43:40,800
you spent there the other day

1061
00:43:37,440 –> 00:43:43,359
there is like a little space for oliver

1062
00:43:40,800 –> 00:43:44,720
inside of the cave so

1063
00:43:43,359 –> 00:43:46,960
yeah when teresa is going to go place

1064
00:43:44,720 –> 00:43:50,000
him over there he is still

1065
00:43:46,960 –> 00:43:53,760
out like a light yeah when tara

1066
00:43:50,000 –> 00:43:55,920
brushes his hair and smiles at him

1067
00:43:53,760 –> 00:43:56,960
and then gets up and brushes herself off

1068
00:43:55,920 –> 00:44:00,640
and she

1069
00:43:56,960 –> 00:44:01,920
uh we’ll just like leave a little note

1070
00:44:00,640 –> 00:44:04,079
that like says

1071
00:44:01,920 –> 00:44:05,599
found oliver in the woods brought him

1072
00:44:04,079 –> 00:44:08,720
back

1073
00:44:05,599 –> 00:44:11,760
go into the feywild bye

1074
00:44:08,720 –> 00:44:15,440
okay so you guys

1075
00:44:11,760 –> 00:44:18,640
head on over to the portal area

1076
00:44:15,440 –> 00:44:20,079
and you see oberon standing there but

1077
00:44:18,640 –> 00:44:23,359
you do not see any sign

1078
00:44:20,079 –> 00:44:26,079
of autoload just yet

1079
00:44:23,359 –> 00:44:27,680
uh oberon was like so are you ready to

1080
00:44:26,079 –> 00:44:30,880
go then

1081
00:44:27,680 –> 00:44:34,400
wait we need to tell ryan

1082
00:44:30,880 –> 00:44:36,160
oh [ __ ] that’s right who are the pulls

1083
00:44:34,400 –> 00:44:38,000
out of speaking stone and just like tabs

1084
00:44:36,160 –> 00:44:39,680
and it’s like ryan

1085
00:44:38,000 –> 00:44:41,040
it rings for a little bit and then

1086
00:44:39,680 –> 00:44:43,520
you’re here

1087
00:44:41,040 –> 00:44:44,960
hello this is ryan del morav i am unable

1088
00:44:43,520 –> 00:44:46,400
to answer the speaking stone right now

1089
00:44:44,960 –> 00:44:48,319
so please leave your message and i will

1090
00:44:46,400 –> 00:44:51,359
return your call as soon as convenient

1091
00:44:48,319 –> 00:44:53,440
thank you hey ryan we’re going to the

1092
00:44:51,359 –> 00:44:56,800
fey wild uh we’ll be back

1093
00:44:53,440 –> 00:44:58,640
uh i have no idea how to explain what’s

1094
00:44:56,800 –> 00:44:59,599
going on because it’s fey wild stuff but

1095
00:44:58,640 –> 00:45:01,440
uh

1096
00:44:59,599 –> 00:45:02,310
we’ll be back soon love it i mean not

1097
00:45:01,440 –> 00:45:15,660
that i didn’t say that

1098
00:45:02,310 –> 00:45:15,660
[Laughter]

1099
00:45:15,920 –> 00:45:23,460
oh god arlo likes

1100
00:45:19,200 –> 00:45:27,520
panicking his phone into the ground

1101
00:45:23,460 –> 00:45:29,359
[Laughter]

1102
00:45:27,520 –> 00:45:30,800
he like picks safe by the shoulders and

1103
00:45:29,359 –> 00:45:33,839
shakes he’s like how do i fix it how do

1104
00:45:30,800 –> 00:45:33,839
i fix this

1105
00:45:36,960 –> 00:45:42,160
help me i [ __ ] it up

1106
00:45:40,720 –> 00:45:44,960
it is kind of cute that you were the

1107
00:45:42,160 –> 00:45:48,000
first one to say it i guess

1108
00:45:44,960 –> 00:45:49,440
are you now ready to go into the feywild

1109
00:45:48,000 –> 00:45:52,160
what is wrong with telling someone that

1110
00:45:49,440 –> 00:45:53,680
you love them it’s complicated with

1111
00:45:52,160 –> 00:45:55,520
terror

1112
00:45:53,680 –> 00:45:58,480
arlo is ready to go to the feywild arlo

1113
00:45:55,520 –> 00:45:58,480
may not return

1114
00:45:59,440 –> 00:46:04,640
i was like i may go in and never come

1115
00:46:01,760 –> 00:46:06,160
back out to face the consequences

1116
00:46:04,640 –> 00:46:07,839
wait where is the other one that looks

1117
00:46:06,160 –> 00:46:11,280
like me oh

1118
00:46:07,839 –> 00:46:14,480
yes um we’re ready and

1119
00:46:11,280 –> 00:46:15,520
you see she comes out from behind a tree

1120
00:46:14,480 –> 00:46:18,800
he’s like

1121
00:46:15,520 –> 00:46:20,720
okay good good i’m seriously not ready

1122
00:46:18,800 –> 00:46:22,880
to do that yet

1123
00:46:20,720 –> 00:46:24,079
it’s been 30 years how much longer do

1124
00:46:22,880 –> 00:46:27,599
you want to wait

1125
00:46:24,079 –> 00:46:28,000
the option what let’s just go and she

1126
00:46:27,599 –> 00:46:32,079
walks

1127
00:46:28,000 –> 00:46:35,280
over to the pool and places her hands

1128
00:46:32,079 –> 00:46:38,800
on the surface of the water creating

1129
00:46:35,280 –> 00:46:42,160
a ripple that turns into

1130
00:46:38,800 –> 00:46:45,280
the portal to the fey wild

1131
00:46:42,160 –> 00:46:49,920
and as each of you jump in

1132
00:46:45,280 –> 00:46:54,880
you briefly hear as the last one of you

1133
00:46:49,920 –> 00:46:54,880
goes in cannonball

1134
00:46:55,040 –> 00:46:59,280
god damn it you little [ __ ]

1135
00:47:00,640 –> 00:47:06,960
you guys emerge on the other side

1136
00:47:04,400 –> 00:47:08,240
unlike last time you don’t come out in

1137
00:47:06,960 –> 00:47:11,040
the crossroads just

1138
00:47:08,240 –> 00:47:12,560
outside of the mushroom forest instead

1139
00:47:11,040 –> 00:47:16,000
you actually come out

1140
00:47:12,560 –> 00:47:19,119
in the middle of the summer court itself

1141
00:47:16,000 –> 00:47:22,400
right in the middle of the grand city

1142
00:47:19,119 –> 00:47:23,280
and as was implied the last one to pop

1143
00:47:22,400 –> 00:47:27,040
out

1144
00:47:23,280 –> 00:47:31,520
is a fully conscious oliver what

1145
00:47:27,040 –> 00:47:34,880
i whoa this is so cool

1146
00:47:31,520 –> 00:47:38,319
you rambunctious little

1147
00:47:34,880 –> 00:47:41,599
butt head thank you

1148
00:47:38,319 –> 00:47:45,599
well um that was

1149
00:47:41,599 –> 00:47:49,520
unexpected shall we go

1150
00:47:45,599 –> 00:47:51,200
um well this is certainly a complication

1151
00:47:49,520 –> 00:47:52,800
but i wouldn’t tear what’s your uh your

1152
00:47:51,200 –> 00:47:55,599
read on this

1153
00:47:52,800 –> 00:47:56,079
i’ll deal with mom later all right um

1154
00:47:55,599 –> 00:47:58,559
i’ll

1155
00:47:56,079 –> 00:48:00,559
i’ll i’ll be sure to watch him while you

1156
00:47:58,559 –> 00:48:02,240
guys are doing

1157
00:48:00,559 –> 00:48:03,920
your your thing with with the blessing

1158
00:48:02,240 –> 00:48:05,200
so don’t don’t worry you’ll be safe i

1159
00:48:03,920 –> 00:48:07,599
promise

1160
00:48:05,200 –> 00:48:09,680
good luck and when tara walks away with

1161
00:48:07,599 –> 00:48:11,200
wherever they’re supposed to be going

1162
00:48:09,680 –> 00:48:12,960
oh hey oliver by the way that’s your

1163
00:48:11,200 –> 00:48:16,880
grandmother

1164
00:48:12,960 –> 00:48:20,160
what and all it are just kind of like

1165
00:48:16,880 –> 00:48:23,200
meekly waves and

1166
00:48:20,160 –> 00:48:27,200
is moments later tackled by oliver who’s

1167
00:48:23,200 –> 00:48:28,800
going grab graham i imagine otto was

1168
00:48:27,200 –> 00:48:30,319
really confused because i think last

1169
00:48:28,800 –> 00:48:31,760
time when tara only mentioned having a

1170
00:48:30,319 –> 00:48:32,640
twin she didn’t mention oliver’s

1171
00:48:31,760 –> 00:48:34,180
existence

1172
00:48:32,640 –> 00:48:36,480
we’ll get to that

1173
00:48:34,180 –> 00:48:38,720
[Music]

1174
00:48:36,480 –> 00:48:40,160
rest assured we’ll get to that oh my god

1175
00:48:38,720 –> 00:48:41,920
oh god she probably doesn’t even know

1176
00:48:40,160 –> 00:48:45,200
that she has a grandchild that

1177
00:48:41,920 –> 00:48:46,240
fully died and is back oh there’s so

1178
00:48:45,200 –> 00:48:50,160
much [ __ ]

1179
00:48:46,240 –> 00:48:50,559
yep so audolo and oberon guide you into

1180
00:48:50,160 –> 00:48:53,520
the

1181
00:48:50,559 –> 00:48:55,119
main palace area where you guys last met

1182
00:48:53,520 –> 00:48:58,800
lady tatanya

1183
00:48:55,119 –> 00:49:00,880
as you go in you find that the hall

1184
00:48:58,800 –> 00:49:02,160
is a little bit more packed than it was

1185
00:49:00,880 –> 00:49:05,359
last time

1186
00:49:02,160 –> 00:49:06,240
you see one other face that actually is

1187
00:49:05,359 –> 00:49:09,920
familiar to you

1188
00:49:06,240 –> 00:49:11,760
and that is hearsom the head of the fall

1189
00:49:09,920 –> 00:49:15,359
court

1190
00:49:11,760 –> 00:49:18,400
he is still wearing his bright vibrant

1191
00:49:15,359 –> 00:49:19,440
colors an orange vest that reaches down

1192
00:49:18,400 –> 00:49:23,359
to the ground

1193
00:49:19,440 –> 00:49:26,559
his brown pants his bright red shoes

1194
00:49:23,359 –> 00:49:30,319
all the colors of the fall leaves are

1195
00:49:26,559 –> 00:49:32,880
adorned across him but then you also see

1196
00:49:30,319 –> 00:49:35,599
a few other faces that you did not

1197
00:49:32,880 –> 00:49:38,800
otherwise remember

1198
00:49:35,599 –> 00:49:42,880
one that you see is a woman

1199
00:49:38,800 –> 00:49:46,000
in a sparkling blue dress

1200
00:49:42,880 –> 00:49:48,800
with pale blue skin

1201
00:49:46,000 –> 00:49:49,520
that appears to be emanating an aura of

1202
00:49:48,800 –> 00:49:54,880
frost

1203
00:49:49,520 –> 00:49:57,839
around her with a crown made of ice

1204
00:49:54,880 –> 00:49:59,200
you also see two other figures standing

1205
00:49:57,839 –> 00:50:01,359
side by side

1206
00:49:59,200 –> 00:50:02,800
they could not look more different as

1207
00:50:01,359 –> 00:50:06,400
one is a

1208
00:50:02,800 –> 00:50:10,240
tall muscular man wearing

1209
00:50:06,400 –> 00:50:13,280
like very minimal armor with a loincloth

1210
00:50:10,240 –> 00:50:14,960
a large fur cape and

1211
00:50:13,280 –> 00:50:16,480
a i will go ahead and say this ahead of

1212
00:50:14,960 –> 00:50:20,000
time not

1213
00:50:16,480 –> 00:50:21,280
real bear head as the crown and

1214
00:50:20,000 –> 00:50:24,160
i will also say when tara would

1215
00:50:21,280 –> 00:50:26,480
recognize that it is definitely fake

1216
00:50:24,160 –> 00:50:27,680
okay i would say your animal knowledge

1217
00:50:26,480 –> 00:50:30,880
is well enough to

1218
00:50:27,680 –> 00:50:32,880
recognize that immediately

1219
00:50:30,880 –> 00:50:34,559
let’s just go and attack one of the uh

1220
00:50:32,880 –> 00:50:36,400
one of the princes of

1221
00:50:34,559 –> 00:50:38,839
the courts of the feywild that’s a great

1222
00:50:36,400 –> 00:50:41,280
idea i mean technically we already did

1223
00:50:38,839 –> 00:50:43,680
that i mean you did

1224
00:50:41,280 –> 00:50:44,640
i mean i’ll be fine i’m a crowd favorite

1225
00:50:43,680 –> 00:50:47,760
but next to him

1226
00:50:44,640 –> 00:50:50,880
you see a much smaller

1227
00:50:47,760 –> 00:50:53,839
elf looking creature with

1228
00:50:50,880 –> 00:50:54,559
sort of an aquatic blue complexion to

1229
00:50:53,839 –> 00:50:58,400
him

1230
00:50:54,559 –> 00:51:02,800
long hair and uh unusually

1231
00:50:58,400 –> 00:51:02,800
buff bird singing on his shoulder

1232
00:51:04,000 –> 00:51:08,240
and then singing in lady to tonya’s

1233
00:51:06,839 –> 00:51:12,960
throne

1234
00:51:08,240 –> 00:51:16,800
looks like lady to tanya but

1235
00:51:12,960 –> 00:51:19,359
older significantly older

1236
00:51:16,800 –> 00:51:22,319
like when you last saw her she was a

1237
00:51:19,359 –> 00:51:26,559
young child maybe about oliver’s age

1238
00:51:22,319 –> 00:51:26,559
now she appears to be in her late teens

1239
00:51:26,960 –> 00:51:30,400
as you all enter the room and see all of

1240
00:51:28,960 –> 00:51:34,400
these figures

1241
00:51:30,400 –> 00:51:37,440
audolo announces all music excuse me

1242
00:51:34,400 –> 00:51:37,920
lords and ladies we have brought our

1243
00:51:37,440 –> 00:51:40,880
guests

1244
00:51:37,920 –> 00:51:41,680
from the material plane to receive the

1245
00:51:40,880 –> 00:51:45,599
blessing

1246
00:51:41,680 –> 00:51:49,359
of the fae and they all stop with their

1247
00:51:45,599 –> 00:51:52,960
idol chatter and all look towards you

1248
00:51:49,359 –> 00:51:56,480
and the first one of them that

1249
00:51:52,960 –> 00:51:59,119
approaches you is the two

1250
00:51:56,480 –> 00:51:59,839
uh the one in the bare hand the other

1251
00:51:59,119 –> 00:52:03,119
one with

1252
00:51:59,839 –> 00:52:07,520
maybe jock bird they

1253
00:52:03,119 –> 00:52:10,800
walk up to you and the first one

1254
00:52:07,520 –> 00:52:11,440
he eyes you up and down winter like he

1255
00:52:10,800 –> 00:52:14,319
almost

1256
00:52:11,440 –> 00:52:17,040
somehow knew that you were like the one

1257
00:52:14,319 –> 00:52:19,839
who made the deal

1258
00:52:17,040 –> 00:52:22,160
and then places a hand on your shoulder

1259
00:52:19,839 –> 00:52:26,160
this man is actually just to be clear

1260
00:52:22,160 –> 00:52:29,119
probably the largest person in this room

1261
00:52:26,160 –> 00:52:31,119
he is a large person is it one of them

1262
00:52:29,119 –> 00:52:34,160
nine feet tall already

1263
00:52:31,119 –> 00:52:36,559
yeah i know what i said god damn

1264
00:52:34,160 –> 00:52:37,280
these are big people i’m tall supermodel

1265
00:52:36,559 –> 00:52:40,480
ass fey with

1266
00:52:37,280 –> 00:52:43,200
unrealistic beauty standards

1267
00:52:40,480 –> 00:52:46,160
but you feel the full weight of his hand

1268
00:52:43,200 –> 00:52:48,559
as it claps down on you and he says it

1269
00:52:46,160 –> 00:52:50,880
is good to see you

1270
00:52:48,559 –> 00:52:53,520
i am glad that you have come to aid us

1271
00:52:50,880 –> 00:52:58,640
in our time of need

1272
00:52:53,520 –> 00:52:58,640
i do not know your name i’m winter

1273
00:52:58,839 –> 00:53:06,079
winter a pleasure

1274
00:53:02,319 –> 00:53:09,440
i am lord messikamen

1275
00:53:06,079 –> 00:53:10,240
this is my twin brother lorien and he

1276
00:53:09,440 –> 00:53:13,040
points to the

1277
00:53:10,240 –> 00:53:15,839
much smaller much more frail looking

1278
00:53:13,040 –> 00:53:18,960
elven creature with the muscular bird

1279
00:53:15,839 –> 00:53:19,760
yo massacre man’s a dope ass name thank

1280
00:53:18,960 –> 00:53:23,119
you

1281
00:53:19,760 –> 00:53:26,160
i did not make it up where’s it from

1282
00:53:23,119 –> 00:53:27,599
cobalt press huh nice well

1283
00:53:26,160 –> 00:53:29,520
[ __ ] shout out to kobold press that’s

1284
00:53:27,599 –> 00:53:32,480
a dope [ __ ] name

1285
00:53:29,520 –> 00:53:33,440
yup when tara looks over and she’s just

1286
00:53:32,480 –> 00:53:37,359
like huh

1287
00:53:33,440 –> 00:53:37,359
i have a twin too but he looks like me

1288
00:53:37,520 –> 00:53:43,280
are you saying we don’t look alike

1289
00:53:40,880 –> 00:53:45,440
they look nothing alike she tilts her

1290
00:53:43,280 –> 00:53:48,319
head to the side she’s like no

1291
00:53:45,440 –> 00:53:50,000
not really it is all right brother the

1292
00:53:48,319 –> 00:53:52,400
material plane folk just don’t

1293
00:53:50,000 –> 00:53:56,720
understand

1294
00:53:52,400 –> 00:53:59,710
i suppose just like parents

1295
00:53:56,720 –> 00:54:02,800
i know right i like this one

1296
00:53:59,710 –> 00:54:05,599
[Laughter]

1297
00:54:02,800 –> 00:54:07,200
arlo raises his hand for a high five he

1298
00:54:05,599 –> 00:54:10,880
meets you roll a strength safe

1299
00:54:07,200 –> 00:54:12,400
oh no oh boy

1300
00:54:10,880 –> 00:54:14,480
okay come on my strength is pretty high

1301
00:54:12,400 –> 00:54:14,800
come on baby well baby i want this to be

1302
00:54:14,480 –> 00:54:17,839
cool

1303
00:54:14,800 –> 00:54:20,800
can i uh can i offer him can i offer him

1304
00:54:17,839 –> 00:54:23,440
help by placing my tail up against him

1305
00:54:20,800 –> 00:54:25,440
no at all i don’t care because that was

1306
00:54:23,440 –> 00:54:29,440
a dirty 20.

1307
00:54:25,440 –> 00:54:33,520
cool you fall over i hate you

1308
00:54:29,440 –> 00:54:35,359
he’s big when tara does not offer help

1309
00:54:33,520 –> 00:54:37,440
in any way but she does look at the

1310
00:54:35,359 –> 00:54:40,160
smaller one and go i have a bird that i

1311
00:54:37,440 –> 00:54:42,000
can summon that’s very muscular too

1312
00:54:40,160 –> 00:54:44,319
oh you formed a bond with the chalk

1313
00:54:42,000 –> 00:54:44,319
birds

1314
00:54:44,720 –> 00:54:52,000
you know harlow hears jock bird’s plural

1315
00:54:48,400 –> 00:54:55,119
and he he literally makes that sound he

1316
00:54:52,000 –> 00:54:58,240
gasps in excitement like

1317
00:54:55,119 –> 00:55:00,480
there there’s an entire species

1318
00:54:58,240 –> 00:55:03,040
yes of course the jock birds and the

1319
00:55:00,480 –> 00:55:03,040
birdies

1320
00:55:03,920 –> 00:55:08,240
they are male and female counterparts

1321
00:55:05,760 –> 00:55:09,340
and they are the guardians of the fave

1322
00:55:08,240 –> 00:55:12,880
rivers

1323
00:55:09,340 –> 00:55:16,880
[Music]

1324
00:55:12,880 –> 00:55:16,880
arlo is catatonic with excitement

1325
00:55:18,839 –> 00:55:24,240
oh

1326
00:55:20,880 –> 00:55:24,240
oh god i missed the feywild

1327
00:55:24,640 –> 00:55:30,240
at this point the icy person comes over

1328
00:55:28,000 –> 00:55:31,599
and says it is a pleasure to meet you as

1329
00:55:30,240 –> 00:55:35,599
well miss winter

1330
00:55:31,599 –> 00:55:39,680
i am sarastra the queen

1331
00:55:35,599 –> 00:55:41,839
of the winter court oh hello

1332
00:55:39,680 –> 00:55:43,119
oh lorient times oh yes and we are the

1333
00:55:41,839 –> 00:55:44,799
uh co-princes of

1334
00:55:43,119 –> 00:55:46,319
the spring court we forgot to mention

1335
00:55:44,799 –> 00:55:47,599
that because we were so appalled that

1336
00:55:46,319 –> 00:55:50,319
you didn’t recognize are

1337
00:55:47,599 –> 00:55:52,000
sibling resemblance a normal thing to

1338
00:55:50,319 –> 00:55:55,040
say i know

1339
00:55:52,000 –> 00:55:58,960
very normal as all of this uh

1340
00:55:55,040 –> 00:56:02,000
tomfoolery is going on titania

1341
00:55:58,960 –> 00:56:04,559
stands up and the other lords turn to

1342
00:56:02,000 –> 00:56:05,760
face her almost instinctively as if they

1343
00:56:04,559 –> 00:56:09,599
know that she has

1344
00:56:05,760 –> 00:56:13,440
risen and she walks over to you

1345
00:56:09,599 –> 00:56:16,720
slowly and says i am pleased to see

1346
00:56:13,440 –> 00:56:20,400
that you have decided to honor your word

1347
00:56:16,720 –> 00:56:23,760
and tara of the dark knights

1348
00:56:20,400 –> 00:56:26,160
i thank you for coming to us

1349
00:56:23,760 –> 00:56:27,920
in our time of aid to find our lost

1350
00:56:26,160 –> 00:56:29,760
shepherd

1351
00:56:27,920 –> 00:56:32,559
of course i would never go back on

1352
00:56:29,760 –> 00:56:34,880
something i agreed to

1353
00:56:32,559 –> 00:56:36,640
an admirable trait one that i understand

1354
00:56:34,880 –> 00:56:38,079
is not shared amongst all from your

1355
00:56:36,640 –> 00:56:40,640
plane

1356
00:56:38,079 –> 00:56:41,920
there are a lot of people on the plane

1357
00:56:40,640 –> 00:56:44,720
and

1358
00:56:41,920 –> 00:56:47,119
not all of them can hold that sort of

1359
00:56:44,720 –> 00:56:49,680
thing inside of themselves

1360
00:56:47,119 –> 00:56:50,400
well we shall see exactly what is within

1361
00:56:49,680 –> 00:56:53,520
not just you

1362
00:56:50,400 –> 00:56:55,839
but your co-patriots as well for

1363
00:56:53,520 –> 00:56:57,440
we need you all to take the trials to

1364
00:56:55,839 –> 00:56:58,720
see if you are worthy of the blessing of

1365
00:56:57,440 –> 00:57:00,160
the fae

1366
00:56:58,720 –> 00:57:01,440
so when you say you need to see what’s

1367
00:57:00,160 –> 00:57:04,000
within us this isn’t going to be like

1368
00:57:01,440 –> 00:57:07,440
some kind of colonoscopy type of thing

1369
00:57:04,000 –> 00:57:09,680
oberon leans in close and says it could

1370
00:57:07,440 –> 00:57:09,680
be

1371
00:57:11,119 –> 00:57:14,640
i need an adult

1372
00:57:12,070 –> 00:57:17,119
[Laughter]

1373
00:57:14,640 –> 00:57:18,319
i need an adult her skin turns who says

1374
00:57:17,119 –> 00:57:19,110
i’m an adult

1375
00:57:18,319 –> 00:57:22,289
no

1376
00:57:19,110 –> 00:57:22,289
[Music]

1377
00:57:22,480 –> 00:57:25,920
when tara looks at titania though and

1378
00:57:24,400 –> 00:57:27,280
she kind of pops her head to the side

1379
00:57:25,920 –> 00:57:30,319
she looks at her little quizzically

1380
00:57:27,280 –> 00:57:33,440
and she’s just like but you know

1381
00:57:30,319 –> 00:57:36,720
my name but i don’t remember yours

1382
00:57:33,440 –> 00:57:37,599
that is strange i remember introducing

1383
00:57:36,720 –> 00:57:41,119
myself

1384
00:57:37,599 –> 00:57:44,960
i am lady tatanya of the summer court

1385
00:57:41,119 –> 00:57:46,240
oh okay you were just a wee little baby

1386
00:57:44,960 –> 00:57:48,799
when we saw you last

1387
00:57:46,240 –> 00:57:49,920
what happened i decided to try a new

1388
00:57:48,799 –> 00:57:54,000
look

1389
00:57:49,920 –> 00:57:56,720
it looks good on you why thank you

1390
00:57:54,000 –> 00:57:57,520
i suppose that’s why i don’t remember i

1391
00:57:56,720 –> 00:58:02,079
suppose

1392
00:57:57,520 –> 00:58:05,920
makes sense are you all ready to begin

1393
00:58:02,079 –> 00:58:07,200
may as well yeah wait hold on hold on he

1394
00:58:05,920 –> 00:58:09,200
looks in his bag and he goes and he’s

1395
00:58:07,200 –> 00:58:12,240
like you hear the clinking of bottles

1396
00:58:09,200 –> 00:58:15,839
and he’s like three four

1397
00:58:12,240 –> 00:58:16,880
five six all right i can get through

1398
00:58:15,839 –> 00:58:22,160
this

1399
00:58:16,880 –> 00:58:24,960
these numbers only as canon as i decide

1400
00:58:22,160 –> 00:58:24,960
settle down

1401
00:58:27,040 –> 00:58:30,880
i’m seeing just how much i can get away

1402
00:58:28,799 –> 00:58:35,520
with this episode

1403
00:58:30,880 –> 00:58:36,670
oh my goodness like all right 999

1404
00:58:35,520 –> 00:58:39,760
okay now stop

1405
00:58:36,670 –> 00:58:41,520
[Laughter]

1406
00:58:39,760 –> 00:58:43,760
drawing a line somewhere between 1 and

1407
00:58:41,520 –> 00:58:46,160
999 i’ll let you know later what that

1408
00:58:43,760 –> 00:58:46,160
line is

1409
00:58:46,720 –> 00:58:50,799
you know what that’s fair so lady

1410
00:58:49,920 –> 00:58:53,760
titania

1411
00:58:50,799 –> 00:58:54,880
reaches out her hand and says all who

1412
00:58:53,760 –> 00:58:58,079
wish to partake

1413
00:58:54,880 –> 00:59:01,680
in the trial take my hand

1414
00:58:58,079 –> 00:59:05,040
when tara takes her hand saves those two

1415
00:59:01,680 –> 00:59:08,160
as does arlo and

1416
00:59:05,040 –> 00:59:11,680
bookworm also places her hand in there

1417
00:59:08,160 –> 00:59:11,680
oh [ __ ] i didn’t think that she came

1418
00:59:14,319 –> 00:59:16,720
hold on

1419
00:59:20,880 –> 00:59:26,079
after having a phone call with ryan the

1420
00:59:24,079 –> 00:59:29,520
last thing of what she said was

1421
00:59:26,079 –> 00:59:31,680
stay with her no matter what your first

1422
00:59:29,520 –> 00:59:33,119
instinct is well we for sure left her by

1423
00:59:31,680 –> 00:59:34,559
herself in the material plane while we

1424
00:59:33,119 –> 00:59:35,920
go off to do some feywild [ __ ] is

1425
00:59:34,559 –> 00:59:39,200
that what you just told me

1426
00:59:35,920 –> 00:59:43,280
i mean when you say it in that way it

1427
00:59:39,200 –> 00:59:43,280
sounds like i’m being irresponsible

1428
00:59:44,480 –> 00:59:48,240
but another part of the conversation was

1429
00:59:46,160 –> 00:59:52,079
how limited her spell casting is because

1430
00:59:48,240 –> 00:59:53,520
of her not able to speak so

1431
00:59:52,079 –> 00:59:55,119
do you not want her to partake in this

1432
00:59:53,520 –> 00:59:57,280
trial no she could probably take it to

1433
00:59:55,119 –> 00:59:59,520
trial i just like i straight up like

1434
00:59:57,280 –> 01:00:02,240
my brain was just like oh yeah bookworm

1435
00:59:59,520 –> 01:00:04,000
is here with us in the feywild

1436
01:00:02,240 –> 01:00:07,599
yeah it’s almost like that was the

1437
01:00:04,000 –> 01:00:10,799
original conceit of this mission

1438
01:00:07,599 –> 01:00:12,799
so as all four of you take to tonya’s

1439
01:00:10,799 –> 01:00:16,240
hand

1440
01:00:12,799 –> 01:00:19,599
a green light emanates from

1441
01:00:16,240 –> 01:00:24,000
her palm and envelops the entire

1442
01:00:19,599 –> 01:00:28,160
room now at this point i need one of you

1443
01:00:24,000 –> 01:00:30,880
to roll me a d4 katie

1444
01:00:28,160 –> 01:00:33,520
okay you got them blood dice that keep

1445
01:00:30,880 –> 01:00:36,240
rolling net 20s and [ __ ]

1446
01:00:33,520 –> 01:00:39,440
i mean i don’t get a 20 out of four but

1447
01:00:36,240 –> 01:00:39,440
holy [ __ ] not 20 what

1448
01:00:39,520 –> 01:00:43,599
oh my god the four like knocked into

1449
01:00:42,000 –> 01:00:45,760
another dice and that knocked to another

1450
01:00:43,599 –> 01:00:47,520
dice and it made a nat 20 which counts

1451
01:00:45,760 –> 01:00:51,920
because of the ancient rules of d

1452
01:00:47,520 –> 01:00:57,520
and d from egypt i got a four

1453
01:00:51,920 –> 01:01:01,359
that is a natural 20 on a d4

1454
01:00:57,520 –> 01:01:04,480
so my point stands that’s fair

1455
01:01:01,359 –> 01:01:06,880
too bad for you it wasn’t a skill check

1456
01:01:04,480 –> 01:01:06,880
pp

1457
01:01:08,079 –> 01:01:15,599
you all as the light fades find

1458
01:01:11,359 –> 01:01:19,119
yourselves each singing on a stool

1459
01:01:15,599 –> 01:01:22,240
in a dark room for which you cannot see

1460
01:01:19,119 –> 01:01:25,680
anything all of a sudden

1461
01:01:22,240 –> 01:01:26,960
four lights shine down from above onto

1462
01:01:25,680 –> 01:01:30,079
each of you

1463
01:01:26,960 –> 01:01:32,880
and you hear a very

1464
01:01:30,079 –> 01:01:34,480
similar music to your most recent

1465
01:01:32,880 –> 01:01:38,079
adventures

1466
01:01:34,480 –> 01:01:41,119
in night watch and as

1467
01:01:38,079 –> 01:01:42,720
the corny show tunes music plays in the

1468
01:01:41,119 –> 01:01:47,440
background

1469
01:01:42,720 –> 01:01:50,480
you see six panels

1470
01:01:47,440 –> 01:01:51,040
light up with shadowed silhouettes

1471
01:01:50,480 –> 01:01:54,640
behind

1472
01:01:51,040 –> 01:01:59,119
them and the words matchmaker

1473
01:01:54,640 –> 01:01:59,119
light up above all of you

1474
01:02:00,559 –> 01:02:07,839
and that is where we shall pause our

1475
01:02:02,880 –> 01:02:07,839
tale for now

1476
01:02:09,680 –> 01:02:13,200
hello everyone jordan here we have a few

1477
01:02:12,160 –> 01:02:14,960
plugs shout out

1478
01:02:13,200 –> 01:02:16,880
as well as a few bloopers that didn’t

1479
01:02:14,960 –> 01:02:19,359
quite make it into the episode proper

1480
01:02:16,880 –> 01:02:20,640
so make sure you listen to the very end

1481
01:02:19,359 –> 01:02:23,839
if you want to support the show

1482
01:02:20,640 –> 01:02:25,760
follow us on our patreon at patreon.com

1483
01:02:23,839 –> 01:02:27,520
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1484
01:02:25,760 –> 01:02:28,319
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1485
01:02:27,520 –> 01:02:30,400
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1486
01:02:28,319 –> 01:02:31,440
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1487
01:02:30,400 –> 01:02:33,599
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1488
01:02:31,440 –> 01:02:34,799
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1489
01:02:33,599 –> 01:02:36,640
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1490
01:02:34,799 –> 01:02:38,640
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1491
01:02:36,640 –> 01:02:40,240
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1492
01:02:38,640 –> 01:02:42,799
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1493
01:02:40,240 –> 01:02:44,960
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1494
01:02:42,799 –> 01:02:47,520
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1495
01:02:44,960 –> 01:02:48,960
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1496
01:02:47,520 –> 01:02:51,599
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1497
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1498
01:02:51,599 –> 01:02:57,760
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1499
01:02:54,839 –> 01:03:02,280
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1500
01:02:57,760 –> 01:03:04,440
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1501
01:03:02,280 –> 01:03:06,880
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1502
01:03:04,440 –> 01:03:08,000
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1504
01:03:08,000 –> 01:03:12,880
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1505
01:03:10,000 –> 01:03:14,880
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1506
01:03:12,880 –> 01:03:16,079
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1507
01:03:14,880 –> 01:03:17,599
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1508
01:03:16,079 –> 01:03:21,039
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1509
01:03:17,599 –> 01:03:23,039
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1510
01:03:21,039 –> 01:03:24,480
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1511
01:03:23,039 –> 01:03:26,319
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1512
01:03:24,480 –> 01:03:26,960
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1513
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1514
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1515
01:03:30,720 –> 01:03:34,799
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1516
01:03:32,720 –> 01:03:35,680
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01:03:34,799 –> 01:03:38,640
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1518
01:03:35,680 –> 01:03:39,520
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1519
01:03:38,640 –> 01:03:43,039
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1520
01:03:39,520 –> 01:03:44,240
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1521
01:03:43,039 –> 01:03:46,880
leave a review and

1522
01:03:44,240 –> 01:03:49,119
share the show with a friend until next

1523
01:03:46,880 –> 01:03:49,119
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1524
01:03:56,839 –> 01:03:59,839
bye

1525
01:04:27,470 –> 01:04:36,319
[Music]

1526
01:04:32,160 –> 01:04:38,480
uh this sucks what is wrong betty

1527
01:04:36,319 –> 01:04:40,880
i’m trying to figure out a new dessert

1528
01:04:38,480 –> 01:04:41,520
option for the menu apparently people

1529
01:04:40,880 –> 01:04:45,520
don’t like

1530
01:04:41,520 –> 01:04:47,520
dark chocolate anchovy grill parfait

1531
01:04:45,520 –> 01:04:49,359
it is interesting issue have you

1532
01:04:47,520 –> 01:04:50,000
considered searching outside of our

1533
01:04:49,359 –> 01:04:52,960
sales

1534
01:04:50,000 –> 01:04:56,640
perhaps might have it recommend just

1535
01:04:52,960 –> 01:04:56,640
cheesecakes by tina ross

1536
01:04:57,039 –> 01:05:00,559
who that why just cheesecake by tino

1537
01:05:00,079 –> 01:05:02,960
rose

1538
01:05:00,559 –> 01:05:03,760
is local bakery that specializes in

1539
01:05:02,960 –> 01:05:05,920
cheesecake

1540
01:05:03,760 –> 01:05:07,119
found in southern charlotte north

1541
01:05:05,920 –> 01:05:10,160
carolina

1542
01:05:07,119 –> 01:05:13,119
as the name implies they make cheesecake

1543
01:05:10,160 –> 01:05:14,559
is that all i mean hell i can do that oh

1544
01:05:13,119 –> 01:05:17,680
betty you misunderstand

1545
01:05:14,559 –> 01:05:18,400
they make so many they have regular

1546
01:05:17,680 –> 01:05:20,720
cheesecake

1547
01:05:18,400 –> 01:05:22,079
they have cupcake cheesecake they have

1548
01:05:20,720 –> 01:05:25,039
so many amazing

1549
01:05:22,079 –> 01:05:25,920
options for you to choose from

1550
01:05:25,039 –> 01:05:28,559
interesting

1551
01:05:25,920 –> 01:05:30,480
where can i find them you can find them

1552
01:05:28,559 –> 01:05:33,760
on facebook.com

1553
01:05:30,480 –> 01:05:35,599
at just cheesecakes by tina ross there

1554
01:05:33,760 –> 01:05:37,520
they have all sorts of pictures

1555
01:05:35,599 –> 01:05:39,760
of all the different cheesecake that

1556
01:05:37,520 –> 01:05:42,240
they make and when you’re ready to order

1557
01:05:39,760 –> 01:05:43,839
you can contact them there

1558
01:05:42,240 –> 01:05:46,079
sounds good i guess i’ll give that a

1559
01:05:43,839 –> 01:05:50,480
shot remember betty

1560
01:05:46,079 –> 01:05:52,720
it’s just cheesecakes by tina rose

1561
01:05:50,480 –> 01:05:53,520
you see her start to sign and what she

1562
01:05:52,720 –> 01:05:58,000
signs

1563
01:05:53,520 –> 01:06:01,039
horrifies you oh god what does she sign

1564
01:05:58,000 –> 01:06:01,039
when tara’s gone

1565
01:06:01,440 –> 01:06:06,960
excuse me wait what tara

1566
01:06:04,559 –> 01:06:08,319
tara what did you do christina christina

1567
01:06:06,960 –> 01:06:11,520
what did you do

1568
01:06:08,319 –> 01:06:12,880
christina christina christina you’re in

1569
01:06:11,520 –> 01:06:15,599
the apartment with me right now i will

1570
01:06:12,880 –> 01:06:15,599
go into your room

1571
01:06:16,960 –> 01:06:21,839
that’s hilarious i will break the

1572
01:06:18,640 –> 01:06:24,960
[ __ ] 401 i’ll cover that room

1573
01:06:21,839 –> 01:06:24,960
i can’t believe you two

1574
01:06:28,400 –> 01:06:31,680
i’m not gonna lie i thought you were

1575
01:06:29,680 –> 01:06:32,240
gonna say like the sounds of roundabout

1576
01:06:31,680 –> 01:06:33,839
playing

1577
01:06:32,240 –> 01:06:35,920
because you said the ripple and that

1578
01:06:33,839 –> 01:06:37,200
made me think of hamon

1579
01:06:35,920 –> 01:06:39,080
oh [ __ ] that would have been so much

1580
01:06:37,200 –> 01:06:40,240
better familiar

1581
01:06:39,080 –> 01:06:46,480
[Music]

1582
01:06:40,240 –> 01:06:49,440
hey you softly here

1583
01:06:46,480 –> 01:06:50,160
well alrighty then i have so many

1584
01:06:49,440 –> 01:06:53,680
questions

1585
01:06:50,160 –> 01:06:56,319
hey jordan i had um something for you

1586
01:06:53,680 –> 01:06:58,480
um could you uh just let me know real

1587
01:06:56,319 –> 01:07:01,599
quick um go directly to jail

1588
01:06:58,480 –> 01:07:03,359
do not uh pass go i do not connect to

1589
01:07:01,599 –> 01:07:04,880
200 dollars

1590
01:07:03,359 –> 01:07:06,559
that’s real quick it’s real quick to

1591
01:07:04,880 –> 01:07:08,079
jail for you could you really just like

1592
01:07:06,559 –> 01:07:09,039
just real quick go to jail just real

1593
01:07:08,079 –> 01:07:11,200
quick jail

1594
01:07:09,039 –> 01:07:12,640
jail please it’s a little bit of jail a

1595
01:07:11,200 –> 01:07:15,839
little bit little bit of jail a little

1596
01:07:12,640 –> 01:07:15,839
bit of jail for jordan as a treat

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