Due to an absentminded slipup on Saithe’s part, the Agents now find themselves in battle with Immor and his deadly army of gnolls. How will our heroes defeat such a vascular and formidable foe?
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do
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hello everyone and welcome back
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to agents of damned our let’s play d d
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podcast featuring myself
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your sometimes benevolent often
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malevolent dungeon master
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jordan roman and as always i am joined
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by my
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fellow players hi guys i’m katy
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and it wasn’t safe’s fault
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it was mine i play safe
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hey guys i’m christina and i play
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wintera for now
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and i’m drew mclean and by bahamut’s
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beautiful bestiary i play the good dr
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arlo aegon and i forgot my book where i
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wrote down all the ideas so i was off
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the cuff
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you guys sound really really downtrodden
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are you guys not excited for
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this amazing fight that i have prepared
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suck my dick
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katie summed it up i would but i don’t
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think i don’t think necrophilia is
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allowed where we are and
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you know it’s talking to a corpse you
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are a
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[ __ ] let’s do this i love you too babe
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last time the agents overheard a
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conversation between kamodra and snapdra
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outside of arlo’s family home snapdra
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tried to convince kamodra to allow arlo
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to be allowed
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to re-enter the military but kamodra
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wouldn’t
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have it claiming it was better that he
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stay out of danger
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after kamodra went inside the agents
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went back to the barracks to pick up
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sniffs
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however sniffs was exhausted from the
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process of enduring the awaken spell
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and needed to sleep until morning once
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he had time to rest the agents attempted
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to probe him for information
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while they did ultimately learn that the
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nulls had likely gone to a place known
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as
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the boneyard the aegis decided to speak
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with him more to determine just how
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smart sims had become
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and triggered several panic attacks in
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existential crises
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after enlightening sniffs on the
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futility of life and the inevitability
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of mortality
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the agents in the fun pals went to the
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stables to track down the nulls
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before they left cal showed up once
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again to wish them luck
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in finding their fugitive and gave arlo
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an item known as the wrangler’s lasso
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after finding the boneyard the teams
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were ambushed by a large group
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of null witherlings reanimated
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undead remains of dead nose
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while many of the team members fought
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valiantly against the overwhelming odds
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the fight came to a swift end when arlo
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used his channel divinity to turn undead
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ending the fight instantly after
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tracking down emor and his giant
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gathering of knowles
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they saw that not only had his
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congregation grown
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but emor himself had become several
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sizes larger
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as the teams attempted to formulate a
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plan saith spoke out loud
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seemingly forgetting her own inability
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to lower the volume of her voice
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emore heard saith yell and howled into
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the desert winds
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and drove ours
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and thus we resume our
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tale
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so before we get into
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this whole situation let me
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break down for you exactly what the
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situation
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is so you guys know what you’re getting
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yourselves into
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while emor and the nulls are aware that
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you guys are
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there they have not yet spotted you
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so technically you are hidden however
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they are all actively seeking you out
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as of right now you guys would be well
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hidden
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behind some rocks maybe about
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100 feet away it is
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still midday so it’s decently well lit
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however
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because of the howling winds and the
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sands blowing about
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vision isn’t necessarily ideal
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while we’re here you guys can go ahead
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and roll me some initiative we’re not
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gonna head into combat
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just yet though as again you guys have
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technically
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not yet been seen i got
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a dirty 20. of course you did same
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and i’m assuming saith has the higher
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decks uh yes
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out of 10. well you guys are
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currently there again they are actively
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seeking you out but have not yet been
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seen and you guys are technically not
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yet in combat so do as you will
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sniff get out there and tell them that
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we’re not here
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what sniffs tell him it was just you and
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that no one else is here
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that you’ve just come back um
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i don’t know if that’s going to
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necessarily
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work he seems a little angrier than
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usual
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sniffs i’m sure that you’ll be
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absolutely fine
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as you guys are having this conversation
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you start to notice something a little
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weird sniffs looks like she’s getting
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taller
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uh-oh sniffs did you get uh yeah bigger
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you’ve been lifting what’s going on
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no what do you and he looks down and
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your eyes follow his
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and you see he has not gotten taller
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he’s floating
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oh uh
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i um
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this is new is it just sniffs floating
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yup it’s just him
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yes you guys know that that scene in
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shrek
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where the donkey can fly and they’re
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like he can fly he can fly he can talk
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yes that’s like that’s the reaction i’m
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just like
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wow he’s smarter than we thought he was
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and now also he can fly
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sniffs puts his uh hands up to his chin
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and starts scratching like
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that’s weird i’ve never been able to do
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that i wonder if it had something to do
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with me getting smart people fly
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yes sniffs you are the true leader of
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your pack
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go and claim your birth right now when
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tara you’ve noticed something a little
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bit weird about what just happened there
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aside from the obvious
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and because of your time with pendleton
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you realize that was telepathic
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communication and sniff’s mouth did not
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move
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[Laughter]
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oh is sniff [ __ ] psionic now
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i don’t know [ __ ] you yeah so
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when tara just kind of sticks a finger
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in the air and she looks at both of
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in between arlo and sniffs and she’s
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just like arlo he didn’t talk out loud
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that’s that’s in our heads it’s like
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pendleton when he talks to me
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oh i don’t like that fun fact by the way
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this is my way of letting safe
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participate in the conversation
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oh thank you you’re welcome oh
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oh you guys have telepathic
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communication now you don’t have to
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worry about being overheard anymore
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hey wait can you guys can you guys hear
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me right now
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oh my god is what you sound like in your
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brain
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uh yes i guess so
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oh my god that’s so much better than
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your regular voice i mean
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your regular voice is fine frighten
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slaps you on the thigh and it’s like
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nice again in his mind this is nice
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i like this yes but we still need to
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figure out something to do
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with um angry large man
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yes yes we do well
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maybe now that i can fly and
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um brain speak
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maybe i can talk even out of where is he
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um i mean i would probably
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follow the sound of the howling
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as you turn around to point this out you
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notice
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emor is not there oh
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that’s not good all the other knolls are
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still around looking but the
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ginormous muscular one has disappeared
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from sight
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so how how close are we to the
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nightmares that we rode in on
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i don’t know how close indies arrived
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with them i think we rode on them
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so i’d imagine that they’re like i would
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imagine we’re either sitting on them or
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like just like
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not very far from them how close are
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they
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between your thighs how close are those
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nightmares that we
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rode in on arlo you’re sitting all right
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sorry peanut butter
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[Laughter]
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did you name it peanut butter serious
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peanut butter
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the horse like winnie’s and it’s like
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it’s it’s
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it’s subtitles say my name is dark
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stalker peanut butter is my horse slave
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name
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oh my god
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i really can’t with you today all right
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well that’s the knolls are gonna find
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you guys if you don’t do something
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all right i i um i mostly went out like
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well uh concerning that things have
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changed differently
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uh plan b while we try to sort things
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out tug your horses right here and tell
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them the gown
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what i’m i’m trying to in character
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think of a way that you would signal to
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it
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nightmare to gallop into the what is it
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the ethereal
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plane that they can do oh [ __ ] that’s
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the thing they can do i forgot about
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that
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yes sir nicely done and i took an entire
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month
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not reminding you okay
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so you guys travel into the ethereal
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plane
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on your nightmares you’re able to bring
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everyone along with you
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so you guys the fun pals and sniffs are
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all with you
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everything looks roughly the same
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but muted
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almost as if the world has turned
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negative what was dark is now light
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and light is now dark everything has a
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sort of uh
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wispy after shadow that follows it with
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every movement
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that it makes and with it
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you now see hemor oh [ __ ]
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he’s in the ethereal play no but you’re
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able to see him now
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that you’re no longer bound to the
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material plane
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ooh okay he is moving
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not quite in your direction but more
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like in a roundabout way
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like he’s basically trying to like
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circle around
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to where you guys are because he was the
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one who heard you so he has the best
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idea on where you guys are
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at he’s not going super super fast but
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it also will not take him
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super long to get to you when tara looks
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over at arlo
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okay now what um this was about as far
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as i had planned out
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your ace in the hole i am quaking in my
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boots
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um but um i doubt very seriously he can
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get
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into here so um we’ve got time to figure
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something else out
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i mean we’re essentially undetectable so
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while we’re observing the area that
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is like that in between of the ethereal
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plane
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seeing into the material plane what does
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the rest of the graveyard look like
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unlike the ruins you guys were in before
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it’s all pretty much
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like one not flat plane but like there’s
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not
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further caverns in multiple levels
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anything like that it is
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effectively a two-dimensional space
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basically
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but there are rock formations that allow
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for natural like small ravines that you
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guys
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could move through undetected provided
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there’s not a null that can just look
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down in it as well as several impromptu
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grave sites and several skeletal remains
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that don’t
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appear to have been given the attention
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of a proper burial
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right now you guys are sort of on the
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outermost think of it like a ring
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where if you go in you’d have to sort of
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navigate
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across the different rock formations but
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there are ways you could hide while
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doing so
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and again there are some like fairly
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large
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grave sites that you could also hide
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behind so there’s plenty of space for
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you to
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hide but there’s not like any sort of
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caverns or tunnels you could use
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okay not naturally at least i think it
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would behoove us to
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[Music]
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like we can handle a lot of gnolls
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better we can handle a lot of knowles
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and also emore
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so maybe we should use this uh
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opportunity to
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um absolutely [ _ ] more [ _ ] up
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christine are we thinking about doing uh
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uh the jurassic world plan
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the jurassic world plan which one a or b
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[Music]
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the one that would involve blue if you
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uh we can go with that plant and i’ll
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have my ravens to keep
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the um the crowd away like they’ll
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surround
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the area around emor and keep the crowd
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away
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so order of operations like arlo gets
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out i’m probably just gonna hit him
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normal and then you guys do fancy stuff
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so probably like arlo
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christina and then uh safe
361
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hey there’s um there’s one more thing i
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want to tell you guys
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before we go back out there
364
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i’m sure you’ve both noticed that modi
365
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is missing another gemstone
366
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i was granted another boon
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and it was
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that i can bring anybody back
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from death and they will be as they are
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as they were when they passed
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what that means for today
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don’t hold back but don’t try to get
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yourselves killed either
374
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especially you arlo jeez you try to
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sacrifice yourself for the greater good
376
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once and not all of a sudden you’re the
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guy who’s gonna die
378
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i’m sorry excuse me what was that what
379
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i didn’t say anything i more meant the
380
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fact that you already have two death
381
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rolls under your belt
382
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currently oh [ __ ] yeah that is a thing
383
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would we know that would we be able to
384
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tell any difference
385
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no all right quick clarifying question
386
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just so that i know how this all works
387
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out are you guys doing anything while in
388
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the ethereal realm to like
389
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get a specific vantage point on him or
390
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you just bum rushing him and then going
391
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in that order
392
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is there like an advantageous position
393
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to attack him from
394
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uh as i said there is like you guys are
395
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like on the edge of like an upward
396
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uh rock formation so you could get high
397
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ground on him if you wanted
398
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um always go for the high ground high
399
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ground absolutely
400
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it’s over anakin all three of you
401
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because it’s not like
402
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wide enough to handle all three of you
403
00:15:50,560 –> 00:15:54,079
can like it’d be a little awkward if you
404
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guys did that and i’d probably
405
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like do something about that so i’ll
406
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i’ll go in and do fisticuffs we’ll not
407
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fist the cups but i’ll go in and
408
00:16:01,360 –> 00:16:08,560
mess them up winter and safe high ground
409
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arlo um getting in the mix okay
410
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here’s what happens first safe and
411
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wintera
412
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roll me a stealth check please uh
413
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24 15.
414
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so saith winter as you two approach
415
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from up high arlo you the fun pals and
416
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sniffs
417
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i assume you’re bringing them with you
418
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um yeah
419
00:16:30,480 –> 00:16:36,880
sure approach from the front
420
00:16:33,839 –> 00:16:41,440
and before you all can get into position
421
00:16:36,880 –> 00:16:45,360
somehow through the realms
422
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emor locks eyes on you arlo
423
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and howls as you are all
424
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forcibly brought back into the material
425
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plane
426
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prematurely rude
427
00:16:55,839 –> 00:17:01,600
saith you did not get seen you
428
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may have a surprise around everyone else
429
00:17:01,600 –> 00:17:06,160
not so much
430
00:17:02,880 –> 00:17:11,039
cool all right um
431
00:17:06,160 –> 00:17:13,600
i’m going to enact my ravens
432
00:17:11,039 –> 00:17:14,799
all right cool can you read that if you
433
00:17:13,600 –> 00:17:16,720
have that pulled up can you read that
434
00:17:14,799 –> 00:17:18,319
for me so i can remember how that works
435
00:17:16,720 –> 00:17:19,919
also just in case you guys are curious
436
00:17:18,319 –> 00:17:20,480
he has true sight which is how he saw
437
00:17:19,919 –> 00:17:24,640
you
438
00:17:20,480 –> 00:17:27,199
i’m so stupid what i forgot to use my
439
00:17:24,640 –> 00:17:28,000
my dinosaur land advantage on that
440
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stealth roll
441
00:17:28,000 –> 00:17:32,320
um i’ll let you reroll that since
442
00:17:30,240 –> 00:17:34,000
nothing has happened yet
443
00:17:32,320 –> 00:17:35,600
that’s a nat 20. what does that
444
00:17:34,000 –> 00:17:37,120
translate to because i think you may
445
00:17:35,600 –> 00:17:39,679
have forgotten how i do that
446
00:17:37,120 –> 00:17:41,200
- okay you both get your surprise
447
00:17:39,679 –> 00:17:43,919
round
448
00:17:41,200 –> 00:17:46,559
um so the language on flock uh mark of
449
00:17:43,919 –> 00:17:49,360
the flock is a tattoo that resembles an
450
00:17:46,559 –> 00:17:51,280
unkindness of ravens taking flight as
451
00:17:49,360 –> 00:17:52,720
one the wearer may activate this tattoo
452
00:17:51,280 –> 00:17:55,919
as an action
453
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causing an unkindness of ravens to
454
00:17:55,919 –> 00:18:01,200
unleash from the wearer’s tattooed area
455
00:17:59,280 –> 00:18:02,720
okay so what are you having them do just
456
00:18:01,200 –> 00:18:03,840
attack him or do you want to try and do
457
00:18:02,720 –> 00:18:07,600
something else with them
458
00:18:03,840 –> 00:18:12,160
so i’m gonna actually have them surround
459
00:18:07,600 –> 00:18:15,360
arlo and basically act as like
460
00:18:12,160 –> 00:18:18,400
a shield huh
461
00:18:15,360 –> 00:18:21,760
okay interesting
462
00:18:18,400 –> 00:18:22,559
and winter um when tara we’re going with
463
00:18:21,760 –> 00:18:26,400
blue right
464
00:18:22,559 –> 00:18:29,600
that’s a plan yep yes when tara
465
00:18:26,400 –> 00:18:32,559
lets out a threatening screech of a
466
00:18:29,600 –> 00:18:32,559
velociraptor
467
00:18:34,400 –> 00:18:40,640
oh it’s been too long
468
00:18:35,960 –> 00:18:42,880
[Laughter]
469
00:18:40,640 –> 00:18:43,679
there’s eight of them with pack tactics
470
00:18:42,880 –> 00:18:45,520
sorry what
471
00:18:43,679 –> 00:18:47,360
there’s eight of them with pack tactics
472
00:18:45,520 –> 00:18:49,600
that i’d like to surround emor
473
00:18:47,360 –> 00:18:51,679
and guess what they have as well as pack
474
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tactics jordan
475
00:18:51,679 –> 00:18:54,320
multi-attack
476
00:18:54,960 –> 00:18:57,840
well let’s see if you can whittle down
477
00:18:56,320 –> 00:18:58,320
this big boy with true sight which
478
00:18:57,840 –> 00:19:02,400
should be
479
00:18:58,320 –> 00:19:05,600
telling would you like me to go
480
00:19:02,400 –> 00:19:07,440
off of average for them or roll for them
481
00:19:05,600 –> 00:19:09,039
no i really want to break your spirits
482
00:19:07,440 –> 00:19:12,799
roll each one
483
00:19:09,039 –> 00:19:16,400
okay um first one
484
00:19:12,799 –> 00:19:20,320
does a 16 hit no
485
00:19:16,400 –> 00:19:23,600
second attack for the first boy does a
486
00:19:20,320 –> 00:19:24,000
22 hit yes okay so the second attack for
487
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the first
488
00:19:24,000 –> 00:19:29,440
boy is a claws attack for slashing
489
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and it’s magical slashing because it’s
490
00:19:29,440 –> 00:19:34,799
my summon all righty then nice
491
00:19:32,480 –> 00:19:35,679
boy two gets a nat 20 to hit on his
492
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first attack
493
00:19:35,679 –> 00:19:39,760
all right so he crits so uh that’s a
494
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byte and the average is
495
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five uh it says the total it could do is
496
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one d6 plus two
497
00:19:43,919 –> 00:19:48,320
that would be 13 damage does a non-nat
498
00:19:46,880 –> 00:19:51,440
20 hit
499
00:19:48,320 –> 00:19:54,160
yes okay then um that’s
500
00:19:51,440 –> 00:19:55,039
another four magical slashing on his
501
00:19:54,160 –> 00:19:58,080
second attack
502
00:19:55,039 –> 00:20:00,240
on third boy’s attack that’s a
503
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another 16 which misses for his first
504
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attack
505
00:20:01,200 –> 00:20:04,400
and another 16 which misses so third boy
506
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misses
507
00:20:04,400 –> 00:20:11,440
boy four 17 misses
508
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okay first attack second attack
509
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non-nat 20 which hits so it’s another
510
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four
511
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magical slashing for him girl five
512
00:20:18,960 –> 00:20:23,840
seventeen misses attack two non not
513
00:20:22,400 –> 00:20:25,760
twenty those are both sixteens so
514
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another magical four
515
00:20:25,760 –> 00:20:32,320
okay six uh that misses
516
00:20:29,760 –> 00:20:33,280
and that misses so girl six hit misses
517
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seven
518
00:20:33,280 –> 00:20:39,679
seven gets a uh 23 to hit
519
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for her first attack so that’s five
520
00:20:39,679 –> 00:20:47,520
magical piercing followed by
521
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a 22 of magical for slashing
522
00:20:47,520 –> 00:20:53,600
and this is girl eight uh 21 to hit
523
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five magical piercing followed by
524
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another crit
525
00:20:54,640 –> 00:21:00,640
um which for the claws is a d4 plus
526
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two whichever just a four so that’d be
527
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ten
528
00:21:01,440 –> 00:21:07,520
cool he looks mildly annoyed
529
00:21:05,440 –> 00:21:09,440
now question for you because
530
00:21:07,520 –> 00:21:11,679
velociraptors have pack tactics
531
00:21:09,440 –> 00:21:13,600
and they screed would more velociraptors
532
00:21:11,679 –> 00:21:16,080
from the area assume that there’s food
533
00:21:13,600 –> 00:21:18,080
involved and come running into the area
534
00:21:16,080 –> 00:21:19,760
i am not putting that many creatures in
535
00:21:18,080 –> 00:21:21,760
this fight there’s already more than i
536
00:21:19,760 –> 00:21:24,400
can handle likely abso
537
00:21:21,760 –> 00:21:25,440
[ __ ] lutely not that is not a logical
538
00:21:24,400 –> 00:21:28,880
reason to say no
539
00:21:25,440 –> 00:21:30,080
no but i’m the dm so [ __ ] you that’s the
540
00:21:28,880 –> 00:21:32,320
laziest reason to say
541
00:21:30,080 –> 00:21:34,240
no i’m just saying they have tactics
542
00:21:32,320 –> 00:21:35,760
they’re pack animals if a velociraptor
543
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nearby heard hey there’s food in the
544
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area they saw
545
00:21:36,480 –> 00:21:39,679
a bunch of velociraptors attacking
546
00:21:38,080 –> 00:21:43,039
something i said
547
00:21:39,679 –> 00:21:45,200
no i’m not allowing this nonsense that’s
548
00:21:43,039 –> 00:21:48,559
too much
549
00:21:45,200 –> 00:21:51,840
okay so that was my action and
550
00:21:48,559 –> 00:21:52,640
um is my cow an action or a bonus action
551
00:21:51,840 –> 00:21:56,400
jordan
552
00:21:52,640 –> 00:21:59,440
bonus action i’m gonna go ahead and
553
00:21:56,400 –> 00:22:01,679
throw up my my periton cowl
554
00:21:59,440 –> 00:22:03,120
all right all right double my movement
555
00:22:01,679 –> 00:22:05,360
speed and so i don’t get after
556
00:22:03,120 –> 00:22:07,200
i don’t prompt opportunity i get flyby
557
00:22:05,360 –> 00:22:09,520
is that it for your turn or your
558
00:22:07,200 –> 00:22:10,240
sneak attack or whatever yeah that’s for
559
00:22:09,520 –> 00:22:13,280
my surprise
560
00:22:10,240 –> 00:22:13,600
all right and with that we are finally
561
00:22:13,280 –> 00:22:17,120
in
562
00:22:13,600 –> 00:22:19,039
initiative proper top of the order safe
563
00:22:17,120 –> 00:22:20,400
i’m gonna fire on the big boy with my
564
00:22:19,039 –> 00:22:23,679
crossbow
565
00:22:20,400 –> 00:22:26,000
all right go ahead and roll to hit
566
00:22:23,679 –> 00:22:27,600
oh are you using any special shot oh
567
00:22:26,000 –> 00:22:28,480
you’re right i do have special ammo hang
568
00:22:27,600 –> 00:22:30,880
on
569
00:22:28,480 –> 00:22:32,159
so many options what is a girl to do
570
00:22:30,880 –> 00:22:33,200
this is technically your fault jordan
571
00:22:32,159 –> 00:22:34,240
you’re the one that gave all these
572
00:22:33,200 –> 00:22:37,679
things to us
573
00:22:34,240 –> 00:22:40,480
i know okay so guys i can do poison
574
00:22:37,679 –> 00:22:42,640
blindness confusion entanglement or
575
00:22:40,480 –> 00:22:44,080
paralysis with my crossbow
576
00:22:42,640 –> 00:22:46,480
he has true sight so blindness won’t
577
00:22:44,080 –> 00:22:48,400
help entanglement would be pretty dope
578
00:22:46,480 –> 00:22:50,080
entanglement he’s restrained for one
579
00:22:48,400 –> 00:22:52,240
hour okay
580
00:22:50,080 –> 00:22:53,120
so we’ll do that then i will fire with
581
00:22:52,240 –> 00:22:56,960
entanglement
582
00:22:53,120 –> 00:23:00,000
all right roll the hit holy [ __ ]
583
00:22:56,960 –> 00:23:02,720
that was a natural 20. why am i
584
00:23:00,000 –> 00:23:03,919
not surprised because [ __ ] you it’s my
585
00:23:02,720 –> 00:23:06,799
blood dice
586
00:23:03,919 –> 00:23:08,000
why do you even roll god i don’t even
587
00:23:06,799 –> 00:23:11,120
know man i don’t
588
00:23:08,000 –> 00:23:14,159
even know anymore
589
00:23:11,120 –> 00:23:15,760
well you’re damaged 12. so that’s an
590
00:23:14,159 –> 00:23:18,960
extra 10 damage you did to him
591
00:23:15,760 –> 00:23:22,000
so 22 damage is the correct number so
592
00:23:18,960 –> 00:23:24,799
you fire this bolt and as soon as it
593
00:23:22,000 –> 00:23:28,159
hits not only does it hit him like
594
00:23:24,799 –> 00:23:30,559
upsettingly close to where the
595
00:23:28,159 –> 00:23:31,520
crystal embedded in his chest is which
596
00:23:30,559 –> 00:23:34,799
seems to cause him
597
00:23:31,520 –> 00:23:37,039
an obscene amount of harm vines
598
00:23:34,799 –> 00:23:39,440
immediately grow out and root into the
599
00:23:37,039 –> 00:23:41,440
ground wrapping themselves around him
600
00:23:39,440 –> 00:23:44,480
he more struggles valiantly but is
601
00:23:41,440 –> 00:23:44,480
unable to do anything
602
00:23:47,600 –> 00:23:53,679
all right i’m gonna use a bonus action
603
00:23:49,840 –> 00:23:53,679
to hide roll me that cell check
604
00:23:53,720 –> 00:23:59,440
25 i mean yeah
605
00:23:57,630 –> 00:24:02,400
[Laughter]
606
00:23:59,440 –> 00:24:04,400
i’m back in the ethereal plane yeah no
607
00:24:02,400 –> 00:24:06,799
not not that ethereal
608
00:24:04,400 –> 00:24:07,679
i’m back in the ethanol plane back in
609
00:24:06,799 –> 00:24:11,520
that there are
610
00:24:07,679 –> 00:24:11,840
ethero plane all right that is going to
611
00:24:11,520 –> 00:24:14,880
be
612
00:24:11,840 –> 00:24:17,039
tara’s turn okay
613
00:24:14,880 –> 00:24:18,799
should i should i bring zel out now guys
614
00:24:17,039 –> 00:24:22,240
or should i wait oh no like
615
00:24:18,799 –> 00:24:24,880
like [ _ ] [ _ ] do it do it to him
616
00:24:22,240 –> 00:24:26,480
all right i’d like to throw the spear
617
00:24:24,880 –> 00:24:28,960
and jump off this
618
00:24:26,480 –> 00:24:29,520
horrible horrible nightmare onto zao’s
619
00:24:28,960 –> 00:24:31,679
back as
620
00:24:29,520 –> 00:24:32,799
al is as being summoned you look back
621
00:24:31,679 –> 00:24:35,919
and the nightmare looks
622
00:24:32,799 –> 00:24:38,799
sad oh no it’s like
623
00:24:35,919 –> 00:24:40,559
dropping it’s like dropping yoshi over
624
00:24:38,799 –> 00:24:42,400
over a pool of water
625
00:24:40,559 –> 00:24:43,919
not like she killed the horse the horse
626
00:24:42,400 –> 00:24:46,320
dies it’s weird
627
00:24:43,919 –> 00:24:47,710
he dies of a broken heart he burst into
628
00:24:46,320 –> 00:24:49,919
flames weird
629
00:24:47,710 –> 00:24:52,720
[Laughter]
630
00:24:49,919 –> 00:24:54,559
so how are we looking on the front of
631
00:24:52,720 –> 00:24:57,840
the other creatures in the area
632
00:24:54,559 –> 00:25:00,240
outside of him they are all beelining it
633
00:24:57,840 –> 00:25:01,760
towards the angry howling vascular
634
00:25:00,240 –> 00:25:03,120
monster that you guys are currently
635
00:25:01,760 –> 00:25:04,880
fighting they will likely be able to
636
00:25:03,120 –> 00:25:08,000
make it on their turn
637
00:25:04,880 –> 00:25:10,320
okay i’d like to send four
638
00:25:08,000 –> 00:25:11,200
of my velociraptors to go in their
639
00:25:10,320 –> 00:25:14,480
direction
640
00:25:11,200 –> 00:25:17,840
and i want to
641
00:25:14,480 –> 00:25:20,480
have me and zal
642
00:25:17,840 –> 00:25:21,440
because i’m on zell’s back dive attack
643
00:25:20,480 –> 00:25:24,240
at him
644
00:25:21,440 –> 00:25:24,559
okay and it’s a bite dive attack and
645
00:25:24,240 –> 00:25:27,120
then
646
00:25:24,559 –> 00:25:29,200
that will go back up in the air this is
647
00:25:27,120 –> 00:25:31,120
just zell doing it right
648
00:25:29,200 –> 00:25:33,200
yes okay just wanna make sure you’re not
649
00:25:31,120 –> 00:25:36,480
gonna try and pull some nonsense on me
650
00:25:33,200 –> 00:25:39,520
non nat 20 yeah okay so
651
00:25:36,480 –> 00:25:43,120
he his dive attack jordan gets an extra
652
00:25:39,520 –> 00:25:45,600
10 to the target 10 damage 10 damage and
653
00:25:43,120 –> 00:25:47,200
it’s an average of 12 so it’s 22 damage
654
00:25:45,600 –> 00:25:49,840
for his dive attack before he goes back
655
00:25:47,200 –> 00:25:52,320
up in the air and then
656
00:25:49,840 –> 00:25:53,039
i’d like my other four babies to attack
657
00:25:52,320 –> 00:25:57,279
him as well
658
00:25:53,039 –> 00:26:00,159
so velociraptor one gets a 21 to hit
659
00:25:57,279 –> 00:26:01,279
for his first attack so it’s five
660
00:26:00,159 –> 00:26:04,960
magical piercing
661
00:26:01,279 –> 00:26:08,080
second attack is a natural 20 so
662
00:26:04,960 –> 00:26:11,200
10 cr 10 crit uh so then second boy
663
00:26:08,080 –> 00:26:14,320
um gets an 18 to hit that hits
664
00:26:11,200 –> 00:26:17,760
okay so first uh bite is five
665
00:26:14,320 –> 00:26:20,640
magical piercing uh second attack is
666
00:26:17,760 –> 00:26:21,760
a 22 so it’s four magical slashing and
667
00:26:20,640 –> 00:26:24,320
boy four
668
00:26:21,760 –> 00:26:26,240
is another 22 for the first attack so
669
00:26:24,320 –> 00:26:26,720
five magical piercing followed by
670
00:26:26,240 –> 00:26:30,080
another
671
00:26:26,720 –> 00:26:30,960
critical hit of 10 slashing magical
672
00:26:30,080 –> 00:26:33,440
damage
673
00:26:30,960 –> 00:26:34,080
and then the other four are going to
674
00:26:33,440 –> 00:26:35,760
attack
675
00:26:34,080 –> 00:26:37,679
i’ll have two attack one knoll and two
676
00:26:35,760 –> 00:26:39,200
attack another null
677
00:26:37,679 –> 00:26:41,440
okay i’m only going to ask this because
678
00:26:39,200 –> 00:26:44,720
there are multiple kinds of
679
00:26:41,440 –> 00:26:48,000
nulls you see several nulls
680
00:26:44,720 –> 00:26:50,799
10 in total writing towards you on these
681
00:26:48,000 –> 00:26:52,320
weird wolf-like creatures that have
682
00:26:50,799 –> 00:26:56,320
scorpion tails
683
00:26:52,320 –> 00:26:57,520
and you see two other ones that are not
684
00:26:56,320 –> 00:27:00,400
on them that are
685
00:26:57,520 –> 00:27:01,679
trailing behind a fair amount uh that
686
00:27:00,400 –> 00:27:05,120
appear to be holding
687
00:27:01,679 –> 00:27:07,039
stabs like some sort of a voodoo
688
00:27:05,120 –> 00:27:09,600
type deal and then there’s also just a
689
00:27:07,039 –> 00:27:11,600
bunch that are wielding bows but they do
690
00:27:09,600 –> 00:27:13,520
not appear to be moving quite as much so
691
00:27:11,600 –> 00:27:15,440
which one of those do you want to hit
692
00:27:13,520 –> 00:27:16,880
uh of the ones that are on the weird
693
00:27:15,440 –> 00:27:18,320
wolf scorpion creatures
694
00:27:16,880 –> 00:27:20,000
two of them look stronger than the
695
00:27:18,320 –> 00:27:22,960
others uh
696
00:27:20,000 –> 00:27:24,799
those two i’ll say that from from my
697
00:27:22,960 –> 00:27:25,679
ridiculous vantage point in the sky at
698
00:27:24,799 –> 00:27:28,640
the moment
699
00:27:25,679 –> 00:27:29,600
that i spot them and i go those ones
700
00:27:28,640 –> 00:27:32,799
guys
701
00:27:29,600 –> 00:27:36,000
alright so first group of two
702
00:27:32,799 –> 00:27:36,559
first attack nat 20 on the first hit so
703
00:27:36,000 –> 00:27:39,600
13
704
00:27:36,559 –> 00:27:42,080
is the crit damage um magical piercing
705
00:27:39,600 –> 00:27:42,880
second one attack or the second attack
706
00:27:42,080 –> 00:27:46,240
of the first one
707
00:27:42,880 –> 00:27:47,200
is a 21 to hit yeah this is the second
708
00:27:46,240 –> 00:27:49,679
attack of the first one
709
00:27:47,200 –> 00:27:51,279
uh so that’s the claw attack so that’s
710
00:27:49,679 –> 00:27:54,399
for magical slashing
711
00:27:51,279 –> 00:27:57,039
and then boy two is a 18
712
00:27:54,399 –> 00:27:57,679
hits okay that’s the five magical
713
00:27:57,039 –> 00:28:01,200
piercing
714
00:27:57,679 –> 00:28:03,200
followed by a 15 hits
715
00:28:01,200 –> 00:28:05,360
okay and that’s the four slashing so
716
00:28:03,200 –> 00:28:08,240
that’s first group and then second group
717
00:28:05,360 –> 00:28:10,399
first boy uh crits on his first attack
718
00:28:08,240 –> 00:28:12,880
so that’s the 13 magical piercing
719
00:28:10,399 –> 00:28:13,600
non-nat 20 for the second attack so
720
00:28:12,880 –> 00:28:16,240
that’s
721
00:28:13,600 –> 00:28:17,039
four magical slashing second of the
722
00:28:16,240 –> 00:28:20,240
second group
723
00:28:17,039 –> 00:28:21,360
is a 23 to hit which is five magical
724
00:28:20,240 –> 00:28:24,880
piercing
725
00:28:21,360 –> 00:28:28,240
and 15 which i think you said hits yeah
726
00:28:24,880 –> 00:28:30,000
uh so that’s the magical four slashing
727
00:28:28,240 –> 00:28:31,360
they’re not looking great they didn’t
728
00:28:30,000 –> 00:28:33,840
like being mulled by dinosaurs as it
729
00:28:31,360 –> 00:28:33,840
turns out
730
00:28:34,799 –> 00:28:38,240
is that going to be it for you that’s
731
00:28:37,279 –> 00:28:40,720
all i can do
732
00:28:38,240 –> 00:28:43,840
right the second that i want to do
733
00:28:40,720 –> 00:28:47,840
that’s it for your half hour turn
734
00:28:43,840 –> 00:28:49,679
of ridiculous damage yes okay
735
00:28:47,840 –> 00:28:50,960
those guys that were attacked are now
736
00:28:49,679 –> 00:28:55,360
going to
737
00:28:50,960 –> 00:28:57,600
make their attacks on your dinosaurs
738
00:28:55,360 –> 00:29:00,480
uh first attack misses second attack
739
00:28:57,600 –> 00:29:02,399
misses real hard that die is fired
740
00:29:00,480 –> 00:29:03,600
no keep using that one jordan that was a
741
00:29:02,399 –> 00:29:05,360
two and a one
742
00:29:03,600 –> 00:29:06,960
oh definitely keep using that one
743
00:29:05,360 –> 00:29:08,559
especially for emor
744
00:29:06,960 –> 00:29:12,640
that die is also fired that was a one
745
00:29:08,559 –> 00:29:14,720
and a two
746
00:29:12,640 –> 00:29:16,320
okay wow these guys suck [ __ ] the
747
00:29:14,720 –> 00:29:18,480
velociraptors are over there just like
748
00:29:16,320 –> 00:29:20,960
dodging back and forth taunting them
749
00:29:18,480 –> 00:29:22,159
just having a blast i feel like they’re
750
00:29:20,960 –> 00:29:23,919
like high-fiving and
751
00:29:22,159 –> 00:29:25,919
like chest bumping each other just like
752
00:29:23,919 –> 00:29:27,440
just like high-tailing it because they
753
00:29:25,919 –> 00:29:28,799
have the little long pointy tails that
754
00:29:27,440 –> 00:29:29,760
stick up in the air so they’re just like
755
00:29:28,799 –> 00:29:33,520
yeah like
756
00:29:29,760 –> 00:29:33,520
like a tail high five yep
757
00:29:34,080 –> 00:29:40,640
so the two that were
758
00:29:37,679 –> 00:29:41,520
the more magicky looking ones they run
759
00:29:40,640 –> 00:29:43,840
up
760
00:29:41,520 –> 00:29:45,120
as far as they can they’re not quite
761
00:29:43,840 –> 00:29:48,080
able to get like within
762
00:29:45,120 –> 00:29:48,799
melee range however they are in casting
763
00:29:48,080 –> 00:29:52,240
range
764
00:29:48,799 –> 00:29:56,159
and they will both cast erupting
765
00:29:52,240 –> 00:29:58,159
earth into space in front of emor
766
00:29:56,159 –> 00:29:59,600
i will say because of how true sight
767
00:29:58,159 –> 00:30:01,440
worked this will only affect the
768
00:29:59,600 –> 00:30:02,559
velociraptors arlo you did not have a
769
00:30:01,440 –> 00:30:04,159
chance to get close enough before you
770
00:30:02,559 –> 00:30:05,200
got dragged out of the ethereal plane
771
00:30:04,159 –> 00:30:08,240
because he saw you
772
00:30:05,200 –> 00:30:09,279
ironically emor’s bloodlust kind of bit
773
00:30:08,240 –> 00:30:12,640
him in the ass there
774
00:30:09,279 –> 00:30:12,640
and also some dinosaurs
775
00:30:12,799 –> 00:30:16,159
well the dinosaurs need to make
776
00:30:14,720 –> 00:30:19,279
dexterity saving throws
777
00:30:16,159 –> 00:30:23,279
four of them do at least boy one
778
00:30:19,279 –> 00:30:25,279
gets an 18 2 gets an 18
779
00:30:23,279 –> 00:30:26,399
3 gets a not 20 but that translates to a
780
00:30:25,279 –> 00:30:29,279
22
781
00:30:26,399 –> 00:30:30,000
and 4 gets a 12 so probably fails that
782
00:30:29,279 –> 00:30:33,600
one
783
00:30:30,000 –> 00:30:36,559
yes uh so that
784
00:30:33,600 –> 00:30:37,200
one will take 21 points of bludgeoning
785
00:30:36,559 –> 00:30:39,600
damage
786
00:30:37,200 –> 00:30:40,559
that one just poofs it’s just it it
787
00:30:39,600 –> 00:30:43,760
poofs into
788
00:30:40,559 –> 00:30:46,080
sad purple magic of dinosaur dust
789
00:30:43,760 –> 00:30:47,120
the other ones take 10 bludgeoning
790
00:30:46,080 –> 00:30:50,880
damage
791
00:30:47,120 –> 00:30:53,279
and now the ground around emory is
792
00:30:50,880 –> 00:30:54,240
a difficult terrain my other three are
793
00:30:53,279 –> 00:30:56,399
still standing
794
00:30:54,240 –> 00:30:57,360
next up is going to be the other knolls
795
00:30:56,399 –> 00:30:58,480
that are ragging and they’re going to
796
00:30:57,360 –> 00:31:02,000
try and uh
797
00:30:58,480 –> 00:31:04,960
help their shiggy shiggy bosses from not
798
00:31:02,000 –> 00:31:06,559
dying a horrible dinosaur related death
799
00:31:04,960 –> 00:31:07,200
okay there we go that’s a double digit
800
00:31:06,559 –> 00:31:11,200
roll
801
00:31:07,200 –> 00:31:14,080
does a 17 hit
802
00:31:11,200 –> 00:31:15,360
oh yeah the first one that was attacking
803
00:31:14,080 –> 00:31:18,799
the other knolls
804
00:31:15,360 –> 00:31:20,559
takes six points of damage oh i’m sorry
805
00:31:18,799 –> 00:31:22,159
five points of damage i said that wrong
806
00:31:20,559 –> 00:31:24,159
that one misses
807
00:31:22,159 –> 00:31:25,440
that one hits another five damage on
808
00:31:24,159 –> 00:31:28,559
we’ll say the second one
809
00:31:25,440 –> 00:31:29,440
does a 12 hit it does not no one misses
810
00:31:28,559 –> 00:31:31,919
all right
811
00:31:29,440 –> 00:31:33,840
17 hits third one takes five damage
812
00:31:31,919 –> 00:31:35,760
there’s a 16 hit
813
00:31:33,840 –> 00:31:37,039
fourth one takes five damage and that’s
814
00:31:35,760 –> 00:31:40,000
all the damage they take
815
00:31:37,039 –> 00:31:41,200
now the archers are going to shoot at
816
00:31:40,000 –> 00:31:43,200
we’ll say their best vantage point would
817
00:31:41,200 –> 00:31:44,640
be on you when tara since faith is
818
00:31:43,200 –> 00:31:45,039
successfully hidden and everyone else is
819
00:31:44,640 –> 00:31:47,919
behind
820
00:31:45,039 –> 00:31:49,200
how high can their sh their shots go
821
00:31:47,919 –> 00:31:53,039
they are long bows
822
00:31:49,200 –> 00:31:54,559
okay so far enough would zell take the
823
00:31:53,039 –> 00:31:55,519
hit before i do though because i’m on
824
00:31:54,559 –> 00:31:57,840
zal’s back
825
00:31:55,519 –> 00:31:59,440
yes uh did they like procure the long
826
00:31:57,840 –> 00:32:00,880
balls themselves or did imore give them
827
00:31:59,440 –> 00:32:02,399
the long bows
828
00:32:00,880 –> 00:32:03,919
cause i mean if like emor gave them the
829
00:32:02,399 –> 00:32:06,490
long balls and they’re really more like
830
00:32:03,919 –> 00:32:10,490
dong bows am i right
831
00:32:06,490 –> 00:32:10,490
[Laughter]
832
00:32:11,120 –> 00:32:15,840
i’m gonna keep trying to kill your wife
833
00:32:12,480 –> 00:32:15,840
thank you
834
00:32:17,120 –> 00:32:22,240
does the 15 hit xall 15 hit zell
835
00:32:20,159 –> 00:32:23,200
okay uh he takes five points of piercing
836
00:32:22,240 –> 00:32:25,840
damage that’s
837
00:32:23,200 –> 00:32:27,360
that one that one hits another five how
838
00:32:25,840 –> 00:32:31,679
many of these archers are there jordan
839
00:32:27,360 –> 00:32:36,080
there’s eight and you got hit by two
840
00:32:31,679 –> 00:32:38,880
and with that it’s emora’s turn
841
00:32:36,080 –> 00:32:40,000
emor continues to struggle against it
842
00:32:38,880 –> 00:32:43,600
but is otherwise
843
00:32:40,000 –> 00:32:46,720
unable to escape and then
844
00:32:43,600 –> 00:32:50,000
in a loud blood-curdling roar
845
00:32:46,720 –> 00:32:51,120
he vanishes and the vines fall and he
846
00:32:50,000 –> 00:32:54,320
shows up
847
00:32:51,120 –> 00:32:55,279
right in front of you arlo what’s up
848
00:32:54,320 –> 00:32:58,320
peter lord
849
00:32:55,279 –> 00:33:00,880
i’m going to paint my walls with your
850
00:32:58,320 –> 00:33:02,000
blood
851
00:33:00,880 –> 00:33:03,519
actually i don’t have a response for
852
00:33:02,000 –> 00:33:04,960
that one that’s a pretty good one he
853
00:33:03,519 –> 00:33:06,080
says nothing and just stares angrily
854
00:33:04,960 –> 00:33:08,080
because that was his full action
855
00:33:06,080 –> 00:33:11,120
[Laughter]
856
00:33:08,080 –> 00:33:13,600
that was his full action he cast a spell
857
00:33:11,120 –> 00:33:14,960
oh [ __ ] yeah i’m not going to cheat i’d
858
00:33:13,600 –> 00:33:16,159
love to smack the dog [ __ ] out of you
859
00:33:14,960 –> 00:33:20,240
but i play fair
860
00:33:16,159 –> 00:33:23,200
this time it’s sniff’s turn yay
861
00:33:20,240 –> 00:33:24,080
boy why are so many people this goddamn
862
00:33:23,200 –> 00:33:25,519
initiative
863
00:33:24,080 –> 00:33:26,880
it’s not my fault you brought sniffs
864
00:33:25,519 –> 00:33:28,000
there’s a lot of people in this combat
865
00:33:26,880 –> 00:33:28,880
let’s be real we haven’t even factored
866
00:33:28,000 –> 00:33:31,760
in the fun pals
867
00:33:28,880 –> 00:33:32,880
yeah we haven’t done the fun pals yet so
868
00:33:31,760 –> 00:33:36,840
sniffs
869
00:33:32,880 –> 00:33:39,279
he is going to look at
870
00:33:36,840 –> 00:33:41,919
emory maybe uh
871
00:33:39,279 –> 00:33:42,960
calm down a second and unknowingly
872
00:33:41,919 –> 00:33:46,480
attempts to cast
873
00:33:42,960 –> 00:33:50,000
slow on emor amor is going to
874
00:33:46,480 –> 00:33:52,720
make his save and
875
00:33:50,000 –> 00:33:54,159
passes like a madman so as far as sniffs
876
00:33:52,720 –> 00:33:57,200
knows he did nothing
877
00:33:54,159 –> 00:33:58,480
okay arlo now you’re up yay he’s just
878
00:33:57,200 –> 00:34:00,640
like right up on me
879
00:33:58,480 –> 00:34:01,919
yeah he’s right up on you like you just
880
00:34:00,640 –> 00:34:02,640
say you’re gonna paint the wall with my
881
00:34:01,919 –> 00:34:05,200
blood
882
00:34:02,640 –> 00:34:06,720
yeah and you’re surrounded by ravens but
883
00:34:05,200 –> 00:34:09,760
they’re doing you a protec
884
00:34:06,720 –> 00:34:11,520
huh oh yeah ravens i was like oh wait i
885
00:34:09,760 –> 00:34:11,839
have a better idea i forgot i brought
886
00:34:11,520 –> 00:34:14,000
this
887
00:34:11,839 –> 00:34:15,359
and then he um swings at him with full
888
00:34:14,000 –> 00:34:18,839
force with his hammer
889
00:34:15,359 –> 00:34:22,079
roll to hit 19 to hit
890
00:34:18,839 –> 00:34:23,520
hits and i’m going to use
891
00:34:22,079 –> 00:34:25,359
since you’re you complain about it’s not
892
00:34:23,520 –> 00:34:29,200
using our magic items enough
893
00:34:25,359 –> 00:34:31,280
elders tempest benevolence
894
00:34:29,200 –> 00:34:32,720
and use it’s uh its feature aside from
895
00:34:31,280 –> 00:34:34,560
like doing its damage when you use this
896
00:34:32,720 –> 00:34:37,200
feature to uh
897
00:34:34,560 –> 00:34:38,240
knock the boy prone so strength saving
898
00:34:37,200 –> 00:34:41,040
throw
899
00:34:38,240 –> 00:34:43,359
and i expend a key point to do that does
900
00:34:41,040 –> 00:34:46,960
a 16 pass
901
00:34:43,359 –> 00:34:49,440
uh that does pass it does still hurt but
902
00:34:46,960 –> 00:34:50,960
he does not get knocked prone he’s gonna
903
00:34:49,440 –> 00:34:52,879
take uh
904
00:34:50,960 –> 00:34:54,399
he’s gonna take 10 damage and then i’m
905
00:34:52,879 –> 00:34:58,320
going to use
906
00:34:54,399 –> 00:35:02,160
my war domain uh feature to hit him
907
00:34:58,320 –> 00:35:05,280
one more again oh boy that’s a
908
00:35:02,160 –> 00:35:06,880
22 to hit it’s
909
00:35:05,280 –> 00:35:07,920
i’m gonna roll the damage first since
910
00:35:06,880 –> 00:35:08,640
that’s the thing that we know that’s
911
00:35:07,920 –> 00:35:11,200
happening
912
00:35:08,640 –> 00:35:13,280
that’s gonna be uh nine damage and uh
913
00:35:11,200 –> 00:35:16,320
roll me another strength saving throw
914
00:35:13,280 –> 00:35:18,480
he passes
915
00:35:16,320 –> 00:35:20,560
i take it that was a net no but it was
916
00:35:18,480 –> 00:35:22,720
higher than the first roll
917
00:35:20,560 –> 00:35:23,760
well i hit him twice yeah no you did
918
00:35:22,720 –> 00:35:26,000
some damage to him
919
00:35:23,760 –> 00:35:28,079
i will tell you this he is starting to
920
00:35:26,000 –> 00:35:28,400
look pretty rough like he’s definitely
921
00:35:28,079 –> 00:35:30,160
not
922
00:35:28,400 –> 00:35:32,079
anywhere near as intimidating as he
923
00:35:30,160 –> 00:35:34,560
looked before
924
00:35:32,079 –> 00:35:36,800
is that gonna be it for you no jordan i
925
00:35:34,560 –> 00:35:38,079
can do more than two attacks in a round
926
00:35:36,800 –> 00:35:39,280
look at man if you don’t want me to try
927
00:35:38,079 –> 00:35:40,320
and give you the benefit of the doubt
928
00:35:39,280 –> 00:35:42,480
just say so
929
00:35:40,320 –> 00:35:43,760
there’s like bonus actions and reactions
930
00:35:42,480 –> 00:35:45,440
and all this other fun stuff at least i
931
00:35:43,760 –> 00:35:47,440
have to keep track of a bunch of [ __ ]
932
00:35:45,440 –> 00:35:49,440
i’ll use my battlefield awareness to
933
00:35:47,440 –> 00:35:52,160
take the dodge action as a bonus action
934
00:35:49,440 –> 00:35:55,119
all right all right all right uh let’s
935
00:35:52,160 –> 00:35:56,480
see then next up is the friday night fun
936
00:35:55,119 –> 00:35:58,880
pals
937
00:35:56,480 –> 00:36:00,000
first thing is going to be friday and he
938
00:35:58,880 –> 00:36:03,280
is going to go ahead
939
00:36:00,000 –> 00:36:05,280
and give you arlo a
940
00:36:03,280 –> 00:36:06,960
point of bardic inspiration like that’s
941
00:36:05,280 –> 00:36:09,440
right you tell him what’s what
942
00:36:06,960 –> 00:36:13,119
he don’t let the babies your blood that
943
00:36:09,440 –> 00:36:15,680
sounds nasty
944
00:36:13,119 –> 00:36:18,320
so you have a d8 of vardik i don’t know
945
00:36:15,680 –> 00:36:20,800
why but i feel motivated by that
946
00:36:18,320 –> 00:36:20,800
there you go
947
00:36:21,920 –> 00:36:26,079
and then as part of his main action he’s
948
00:36:23,520 –> 00:36:28,480
going to cast fairy fire on him
949
00:36:26,079 –> 00:36:29,920
so he is now glowing all sorts of really
950
00:36:28,480 –> 00:36:32,160
pretty beautiful colors
951
00:36:29,920 –> 00:36:34,240
and you guys always have advantage on
952
00:36:32,160 –> 00:36:38,160
attack rolls against him
953
00:36:34,240 –> 00:36:42,640
next is going to be knifin
954
00:36:38,160 –> 00:36:45,839
and he is uh actually
955
00:36:42,640 –> 00:36:48,960
what he’s gonna do is he is going to
956
00:36:45,839 –> 00:36:52,480
momentarily hold action as he goes over
957
00:36:48,960 –> 00:36:55,200
to p and says watch me
958
00:36:52,480 –> 00:36:56,880
and p is going to cast catapults this is
959
00:36:55,200 –> 00:36:57,920
your own fault for establishing this
960
00:36:56,880 –> 00:37:01,119
journey
961
00:36:57,920 –> 00:37:02,800
do i sound upset doing this
962
00:37:01,119 –> 00:37:04,560
i love doing this i love throwing my
963
00:37:02,800 –> 00:37:07,359
shorty squad
964
00:37:04,560 –> 00:37:08,000
nathan is going to rather than attack
965
00:37:07,359 –> 00:37:10,640
try and go
966
00:37:08,000 –> 00:37:11,520
with what if you recall from your time
967
00:37:10,640 –> 00:37:14,240
in the
968
00:37:11,520 –> 00:37:15,359
ruined dungeon area thing what
969
00:37:14,240 –> 00:37:16,800
frightened headset their original plan
970
00:37:15,359 –> 00:37:17,760
was and he’s going to try and take a
971
00:37:16,800 –> 00:37:21,119
stone
972
00:37:17,760 –> 00:37:22,800
nice do it oh i wish he was close enough
973
00:37:21,119 –> 00:37:24,560
i would have given him my dagger
974
00:37:22,800 –> 00:37:25,839
i’m gonna get that stone with raw
975
00:37:24,560 –> 00:37:29,040
gremlin energy
976
00:37:25,839 –> 00:37:31,760
he does not
977
00:37:29,040 –> 00:37:32,640
he absolutely does not he tries to get
978
00:37:31,760 –> 00:37:35,760
that stone with
979
00:37:32,640 –> 00:37:38,480
raw glitter energy but instead
980
00:37:35,760 –> 00:37:39,680
goes flying past and eat [ __ ] on the
981
00:37:38,480 –> 00:37:42,240
ground
982
00:37:39,680 –> 00:37:43,280
all right buddy and he just like while
983
00:37:42,240 –> 00:37:45,200
still face
984
00:37:43,280 –> 00:37:47,359
in the ground just throws a thumb up in
985
00:37:45,200 –> 00:37:48,960
the air oh see you hate see that looked
986
00:37:47,359 –> 00:37:50,800
like he landed on his dong
987
00:37:48,960 –> 00:37:54,320
what is that with you in the dick jokes
988
00:37:50,800 –> 00:37:54,320
today today
989
00:37:55,599 –> 00:37:59,520
let’s be honest i just feel like they’re
990
00:37:58,240 –> 00:38:00,980
more
991
00:37:59,520 –> 00:38:03,520
pronounced
992
00:38:00,980 –> 00:38:05,760
[Laughter]
993
00:38:03,520 –> 00:38:08,240
it’s a very pronounced safe don’t
994
00:38:05,760 –> 00:38:11,220
encourage him
995
00:38:08,240 –> 00:38:14,240
some noticeable bulging dangers
996
00:38:11,220 –> 00:38:17,040
[Laughter]
997
00:38:14,240 –> 00:38:18,240
back up at the top of the order two
998
00:38:17,040 –> 00:38:21,920
things happen
999
00:38:18,240 –> 00:38:24,240
one you see from in the distance
1000
00:38:21,920 –> 00:38:25,440
four more nulls start running in with
1001
00:38:24,240 –> 00:38:28,880
bows
1002
00:38:25,440 –> 00:38:31,040
afterwards emor himself after having
1003
00:38:28,880 –> 00:38:32,000
gotten the absolute dog [ __ ] smacked out
1004
00:38:31,040 –> 00:38:35,760
of him
1005
00:38:32,000 –> 00:38:38,000
imore is going to howl loudly
1006
00:38:35,760 –> 00:38:39,760
and you see that all of the knolls
1007
00:38:38,000 –> 00:38:40,880
surrounding you guys and just in the
1008
00:38:39,760 –> 00:38:43,599
general area
1009
00:38:40,880 –> 00:38:44,160
almost look like they’re just overtaken
1010
00:38:43,599 –> 00:38:47,760
by this
1011
00:38:44,160 –> 00:38:49,520
visceral bloodlust they look pissed
1012
00:38:47,760 –> 00:38:51,839
and for this round they get reckless
1013
00:38:49,520 –> 00:38:51,839
attack
1014
00:38:52,800 –> 00:39:00,800
but now it’s safe’s turn all right
1015
00:38:56,400 –> 00:39:04,240
um so guys each of
1016
00:39:00,800 –> 00:39:06,480
my special shots i can use them
1017
00:39:04,240 –> 00:39:07,359
not just like one and then a long rest
1018
00:39:06,480 –> 00:39:10,400
so
1019
00:39:07,359 –> 00:39:14,079
i can use concussion
1020
00:39:10,400 –> 00:39:16,880
which would knock him prone um
1021
00:39:14,079 –> 00:39:18,480
i can use poison uh and i can still use
1022
00:39:16,880 –> 00:39:20,800
paralysis
1023
00:39:18,480 –> 00:39:22,000
what do you think guys paralysis i think
1024
00:39:20,800 –> 00:39:23,760
pronoun pronoun
1025
00:39:22,000 –> 00:39:25,760
paralysis sounds good what do you think
1026
00:39:23,760 –> 00:39:27,440
arlo paralysis is
1027
00:39:25,760 –> 00:39:29,119
one of the dopest status conditions that
1028
00:39:27,440 –> 00:39:30,720
you can inflict on something and one of
1029
00:39:29,119 –> 00:39:32,560
the worst things you can have afflicted
1030
00:39:30,720 –> 00:39:36,480
on you so i’d go with that
1031
00:39:32,560 –> 00:39:39,760
so paralysis also includes a additional
1032
00:39:36,480 –> 00:39:43,119
d10 of lightning damage and
1033
00:39:39,760 –> 00:39:43,760
concussion dishes out an additional 2d
1034
00:39:43,119 –> 00:39:46,800
12 of
1035
00:39:43,760 –> 00:39:48,880
thunder damage i still really love the
1036
00:39:46,800 –> 00:39:51,839
idea of him being paralyzed though
1037
00:39:48,880 –> 00:39:53,359
all right so we’re gonna do paralysis
1038
00:39:51,839 –> 00:39:57,040
jordan can you do me a con
1039
00:39:53,359 –> 00:39:58,960
save please uh well hit him first
1040
00:39:57,040 –> 00:40:00,240
well fair enough and you do have
1041
00:39:58,960 –> 00:40:03,440
advantage for a
1042
00:40:00,240 –> 00:40:03,440
multitude of reasons
1043
00:40:05,359 –> 00:40:14,240
god damn it holy [ __ ] you did not
1044
00:40:10,480 –> 00:40:18,400
shut the [ __ ] up no you did it
1045
00:40:14,240 –> 00:40:22,000
leave this podcast you harlot
1046
00:40:18,400 –> 00:40:24,880
it sounds like she did god
1047
00:40:22,000 –> 00:40:24,880
well i need a party
1048
00:40:31,200 –> 00:40:34,480
also i don’t know if you applied it last
1049
00:40:33,359 –> 00:40:36,000
time i don’t know if you could have
1050
00:40:34,480 –> 00:40:37,599
applied it last time i don’t really
1051
00:40:36,000 –> 00:40:39,119
remember but at this point i’ll just go
1052
00:40:37,599 –> 00:40:43,520
ahead and toss it out there that does
1053
00:40:39,119 –> 00:40:47,839
entitle you to sneak attack damage oh
1054
00:40:43,520 –> 00:40:50,520
baby oh baby a triple
1055
00:40:47,839 –> 00:40:52,480
the fifth legit going to be
1056
00:40:50,520 –> 00:40:54,160
uncharacteristically nice despite the
1057
00:40:52,480 –> 00:40:55,599
brutal ass whooping you guys are dishing
1058
00:40:54,160 –> 00:40:57,440
out on this boy
1059
00:40:55,599 –> 00:40:58,800
and i’m going to say he has disadvantage
1060
00:40:57,440 –> 00:41:01,040
on the throw
1061
00:40:58,800 –> 00:41:01,839
because of the everything that has been
1062
00:41:01,040 –> 00:41:05,359
happening
1063
00:41:01,839 –> 00:41:07,599
and because of your nat 20. hell yes
1064
00:41:05,359 –> 00:41:10,079
do not expect this kindness in the
1065
00:41:07,599 –> 00:41:10,079
future
1066
00:41:13,440 –> 00:41:18,839
sounds like he failed he failed so hard
1067
00:41:15,920 –> 00:41:19,990
i’m going to ignore his legendary
1068
00:41:18,839 –> 00:41:21,200
resistance
1069
00:41:19,990 –> 00:41:23,119
[Music]
1070
00:41:21,200 –> 00:41:24,800
normally i wouldn’t have but and that
1071
00:41:23,119 –> 00:41:28,079
one feels appropriate
1072
00:41:24,800 –> 00:41:29,680
oh emory you were supposed to be tough
1073
00:41:28,079 –> 00:41:32,960
what is happening my dude
1074
00:41:29,680 –> 00:41:36,400
that’ll uh that that’ll be um
1075
00:41:32,960 –> 00:41:39,440
18 damage on my sneak attack
1076
00:41:36,400 –> 00:41:42,480
and an additional seven
1077
00:41:39,440 –> 00:41:44,079
lightning damage and he is now paralyzed
1078
00:41:42,480 –> 00:41:45,920
i know i’m going to regret saying this
1079
00:41:44,079 –> 00:41:46,640
out loud but please don’t forget that
1080
00:41:45,920 –> 00:41:50,119
you crit
1081
00:41:46,640 –> 00:41:53,040
and therefore you add crit damage to
1082
00:41:50,119 –> 00:41:55,920
2828 sneak attack damage and
1083
00:41:53,040 –> 00:41:57,599
an additional seven lightning damage he
1084
00:41:55,920 –> 00:41:59,280
didn’t like that one bit
1085
00:41:57,599 –> 00:42:01,440
i don’t imagine that he did and i’m
1086
00:41:59,280 –> 00:42:02,960
gonna take my bonus action to hide
1087
00:42:01,440 –> 00:42:04,400
man with that much damage i’m sure that
1088
00:42:02,960 –> 00:42:05,119
arrow just like pierced right through
1089
00:42:04,400 –> 00:42:05,870
his knee
1090
00:42:05,119 –> 00:42:09,440
don’t test me
1091
00:42:05,870 –> 00:42:10,960
[Laughter]
1092
00:42:09,440 –> 00:42:12,800
i mean i hope he’ll be able to continue
1093
00:42:10,960 –> 00:42:14,880
adventuring all right jordan
1094
00:42:12,800 –> 00:42:16,800
here you go man this one this one is for
1095
00:42:14,880 –> 00:42:19,599
you my sneak
1096
00:42:16,800 –> 00:42:20,000
only rolled 14. yeah no he fully sees
1097
00:42:19,599 –> 00:42:22,240
you
1098
00:42:20,000 –> 00:42:23,640
fair enough he is he is locked eyes on
1099
00:42:22,240 –> 00:42:26,400
you now and is
1100
00:42:23,640 –> 00:42:27,760
pissed i imagine safe is sticking her
1101
00:42:26,400 –> 00:42:29,440
tongue out
1102
00:42:27,760 –> 00:42:31,520
does he say anything along the lines of
1103
00:42:29,440 –> 00:42:33,839
ah my [ __ ]
1104
00:42:31,520 –> 00:42:33,839
knee
1105
00:42:33,960 –> 00:42:39,440
[Laughter]
1106
00:42:35,920 –> 00:42:39,760
oh my lord is that gonna be it for you
1107
00:42:39,440 –> 00:42:42,319
you
1108
00:42:39,760 –> 00:42:44,079
so sad yep that’s that’s me yep i’m good
1109
00:42:42,319 –> 00:42:46,640
all right cool when terry you’re up oh
1110
00:42:44,079 –> 00:42:46,640
you know what
1111
00:42:47,119 –> 00:42:52,640
i do have modi oh good
1112
00:42:50,720 –> 00:42:54,720
yeah he kind of wants to join the fight
1113
00:42:52,640 –> 00:42:55,839
a little bit he’s itching for some
1114
00:42:54,720 –> 00:42:59,280
murder
1115
00:42:55,839 –> 00:43:03,119
how wonderful for me
1116
00:42:59,280 –> 00:43:07,040
one more character so uh
1117
00:43:03,119 –> 00:43:10,480
my baby boy is going to
1118
00:43:07,040 –> 00:43:12,560
take my sword and he’s going to
1119
00:43:10,480 –> 00:43:14,640
well actually i’m assuming this is after
1120
00:43:12,560 –> 00:43:16,000
he does alt herself to look like you
1121
00:43:14,640 –> 00:43:16,430
because otherwise you’re getting a cat a
1122
00:43:16,000 –> 00:43:19,040
sword
1123
00:43:16,430 –> 00:43:21,119
[Laughter]
1124
00:43:19,040 –> 00:43:22,319
that’s his action then that’s his action
1125
00:43:21,119 –> 00:43:26,240
his action is that he
1126
00:43:22,319 –> 00:43:27,839
is taking my shape okay and your sword
1127
00:43:26,240 –> 00:43:29,359
i will say i do love the image of her
1128
00:43:27,839 –> 00:43:31,119
that’s like go get a modi and she puts
1129
00:43:29,359 –> 00:43:34,960
the sword in his mouth and he just like
1130
00:43:31,119 –> 00:43:34,960
very dutifully trots off
1131
00:43:35,680 –> 00:43:40,960
wow i will say that the only way modi’s
1132
00:43:39,200 –> 00:43:42,480
allowed to enter combat is after an
1133
00:43:40,960 –> 00:43:44,560
altar self because otherwise
1134
00:43:42,480 –> 00:43:46,240
it’s familiar rules and familiars are
1135
00:43:44,560 –> 00:43:48,640
not allowed to attack
1136
00:43:46,240 –> 00:43:51,200
i’m allowing this because i accidentally
1137
00:43:48,640 –> 00:43:53,680
made modi combat prepped and
1138
00:43:51,200 –> 00:43:56,079
i feel the need to honor that now is it
1139
00:43:53,680 –> 00:43:57,520
when tara’s turned to kick my ass
1140
00:43:56,079 –> 00:44:00,240
yeah it’s when tara’s turned to kick
1141
00:43:57,520 –> 00:44:01,440
your ass so question for you
1142
00:44:00,240 –> 00:44:03,440
oh you’re not just gonna help me with
1143
00:44:01,440 –> 00:44:04,800
dinosaurs all right what’s up well yes i
1144
00:44:03,440 –> 00:44:06,560
am but i have a question first
1145
00:44:04,800 –> 00:44:09,359
okay that’s not related to summoning
1146
00:44:06,560 –> 00:44:13,680
more velociraptors
1147
00:44:09,359 –> 00:44:15,599
please you have to break concentration
1148
00:44:13,680 –> 00:44:17,040
to summon again [ __ ] off i know how this
1149
00:44:15,599 –> 00:44:19,839
works
1150
00:44:17,040 –> 00:44:21,040
with the star bomb it says initially
1151
00:44:19,839 –> 00:44:23,119
fire damage
1152
00:44:21,040 –> 00:44:24,240
but can that be force damage and not
1153
00:44:23,119 –> 00:44:28,000
fire damage
1154
00:44:24,240 –> 00:44:29,680
no not like you modify spell damage type
1155
00:44:28,000 –> 00:44:31,440
does hit him with like a different spell
1156
00:44:29,680 –> 00:44:33,920
yeah why use your strongest spell all
1157
00:44:31,440 –> 00:44:35,680
you have to do is cry
1158
00:44:33,920 –> 00:44:38,000
god what kind of a jaded [ __ ] have i
1159
00:44:35,680 –> 00:44:40,460
become in this encounter christ
1160
00:44:38,000 –> 00:44:43,440
right in this encounter
1161
00:44:40,460 –> 00:44:45,839
[Laughter]
1162
00:44:43,440 –> 00:44:47,920
that was excessive even for me even by
1163
00:44:45,839 –> 00:44:50,800
my standards i’m not that mean
1164
00:44:47,920 –> 00:44:52,079
i’m sorry that was wrong it’s okay
1165
00:44:50,800 –> 00:44:53,280
second question
1166
00:44:52,079 –> 00:44:54,319
because i’ll go back to what i’m doing
1167
00:44:53,280 –> 00:44:56,079
in a second but i need to stay on my
1168
00:44:54,319 –> 00:44:56,960
velociraptor page first before i go back
1169
00:44:56,079 –> 00:44:59,200
and look
1170
00:44:56,960 –> 00:45:00,800
for the velociraptors that are currently
1171
00:44:59,200 –> 00:45:03,359
being affected by erupt earth
1172
00:45:00,800 –> 00:45:04,240
what can they get to within 15 feet uh
1173
00:45:03,359 –> 00:45:06,800
it would take you
1174
00:45:04,240 –> 00:45:08,720
ten feet of movement to get out of it so
1175
00:45:06,800 –> 00:45:09,280
you would have whatever is left beyond
1176
00:45:08,720 –> 00:45:12,560
that
1177
00:45:09,280 –> 00:45:13,119
so uh you can get the best you can do is
1178
00:45:12,560 –> 00:45:15,680
you can get
1179
00:45:13,119 –> 00:45:18,000
close to emor but not close enough to
1180
00:45:15,680 –> 00:45:20,240
attack or you can move over towards the
1181
00:45:18,000 –> 00:45:21,680
other velociraptors and intercept the
1182
00:45:20,240 –> 00:45:22,960
nulls that are coming in
1183
00:45:21,680 –> 00:45:25,040
okay yeah so those three are going to
1184
00:45:22,960 –> 00:45:25,839
start heading that way to intercept some
1185
00:45:25,040 –> 00:45:27,680
of the nulls
1186
00:45:25,839 –> 00:45:29,440
the other four that we’re already
1187
00:45:27,680 –> 00:45:31,280
attacking the two and two
1188
00:45:29,440 –> 00:45:33,200
are they still are they still having
1189
00:45:31,280 –> 00:45:34,000
that uh scorpion friend that they’re
1190
00:45:33,200 –> 00:45:35,680
attacking
1191
00:45:34,000 –> 00:45:37,359
uh well the scorpion thing is just what
1192
00:45:35,680 –> 00:45:40,640
they’re it’s their mount
1193
00:45:37,359 –> 00:45:41,839
right but they are still alive yeah so
1194
00:45:40,640 –> 00:45:43,359
the three are going to start moving to
1195
00:45:41,839 –> 00:45:45,839
try to go intercept some nulls
1196
00:45:43,359 –> 00:45:46,480
the other four are going to do another
1197
00:45:45,839 –> 00:45:48,400
attack
1198
00:45:46,480 –> 00:45:49,520
um so i’ll start with that all right go
1199
00:45:48,400 –> 00:45:52,720
ahead so
1200
00:45:49,520 –> 00:45:53,280
one of two nat 20 for first hit i really
1201
00:45:52,720 –> 00:45:55,440
like my
1202
00:45:53,280 –> 00:45:56,560
ethereal sparkly fade ice they’ve been
1203
00:45:55,440 –> 00:45:59,119
rolling that 20s
1204
00:45:56,560 –> 00:46:00,640
left and right yeah i’ve noticed so the
1205
00:45:59,119 –> 00:46:03,760
first hit um
1206
00:46:00,640 –> 00:46:06,079
let’s see 8 5 13. second
1207
00:46:03,760 –> 00:46:06,960
uh that one’s only a 16 to hit still
1208
00:46:06,079 –> 00:46:10,319
hits
1209
00:46:06,960 –> 00:46:14,000
all right that one’s four second of this
1210
00:46:10,319 –> 00:46:17,359
first is a 22 to hit so it’s five
1211
00:46:14,000 –> 00:46:18,160
second of the second is a 23 to hit and
1212
00:46:17,359 –> 00:46:20,560
that’s four
1213
00:46:18,160 –> 00:46:22,160
then we go to one of two and one of two
1214
00:46:20,560 –> 00:46:25,599
is a 21 to hit
1215
00:46:22,160 –> 00:46:29,240
and that’s five 22 and that’s four
1216
00:46:25,599 –> 00:46:32,079
and then four of four first attack is a
1217
00:46:29,240 –> 00:46:35,599
23 so that’s five
1218
00:46:32,079 –> 00:46:37,680
23 for four okay cool they’re both
1219
00:46:35,599 –> 00:46:39,599
bleeding out of every possible bleed
1220
00:46:37,680 –> 00:46:42,640
hole you can imagine they are on death’s
1221
00:46:39,599 –> 00:46:46,160
[ __ ] door good
1222
00:46:42,640 –> 00:46:48,160
so how close is everyone else currently
1223
00:46:46,160 –> 00:46:50,160
to emor right now
1224
00:46:48,160 –> 00:46:52,079
they’re like right up on him right yeah
1225
00:46:50,160 –> 00:46:54,240
everyone aside from you
1226
00:46:52,079 –> 00:46:56,160
safe and the velociraptors are right up
1227
00:46:54,240 –> 00:46:58,800
on him
1228
00:46:56,160 –> 00:47:00,319
okay and i guess technically knifing
1229
00:46:58,800 –> 00:47:03,599
wouldn’t be quite up on him because he
1230
00:47:00,319 –> 00:47:03,599
flew over him and ate [ __ ]
1231
00:47:04,000 –> 00:47:11,520
he did do that it was pretty impressive
1232
00:47:07,359 –> 00:47:14,560
so i suppose i as wintera
1233
00:47:11,520 –> 00:47:18,240
am going to ice knife
1234
00:47:14,560 –> 00:47:21,920
one of the longbow
1235
00:47:18,240 –> 00:47:25,440
holders that’s a non-nat
1236
00:47:21,920 –> 00:47:26,800
20 to hit yeah it’s so is there anyone
1237
00:47:25,440 –> 00:47:28,000
close within five feet of that
1238
00:47:26,800 –> 00:47:29,920
particular longbow
1239
00:47:28,000 –> 00:47:31,520
person i would say that each of them are
1240
00:47:29,920 –> 00:47:33,119
spread five feet apart from each other
1241
00:47:31,520 –> 00:47:33,839
so the blast reggies would get three of
1242
00:47:33,119 –> 00:47:37,040
them
1243
00:47:33,839 –> 00:47:39,760
okay so the first the one it hits is for
1244
00:47:37,040 –> 00:47:40,720
piercing magical piercing and then the
1245
00:47:39,760 –> 00:47:44,319
other ones
1246
00:47:40,720 –> 00:47:47,599
c2 d6 don’t i need to make deck saves
1247
00:47:44,319 –> 00:47:49,200
yes it’s a 14 to pass two of them pass
1248
00:47:47,599 –> 00:47:51,119
okay well the one that doesn’t takes
1249
00:47:49,200 –> 00:47:53,599
five nice
1250
00:47:51,119 –> 00:47:54,640
and then do the others just not take any
1251
00:47:53,599 –> 00:47:56,480
damage or
1252
00:47:54,640 –> 00:47:58,160
i must succeed on decks or take coal
1253
00:47:56,480 –> 00:48:02,240
damage okay
1254
00:47:58,160 –> 00:48:05,520
and then zal is going to do a flyby
1255
00:48:02,240 –> 00:48:08,880
attack on emor
1256
00:48:05,520 –> 00:48:11,040
jordan i swear to christ jordan
1257
00:48:08,880 –> 00:48:12,400
i’m going to burn your fey dice and
1258
00:48:11,040 –> 00:48:15,760
katie’s blood dice i
1259
00:48:12,400 –> 00:48:19,119
swear so
1260
00:48:15,760 –> 00:48:21,520
this is the best that we’ve ever rolled
1261
00:48:19,119 –> 00:48:22,880
this is so great i had such plans for
1262
00:48:21,520 –> 00:48:23,599
this encounter it was supposed to be so
1263
00:48:22,880 –> 00:48:25,119
cool
1264
00:48:23,599 –> 00:48:26,640
i just gave you a giant vascular
1265
00:48:25,119 –> 00:48:29,920
punching bag
1266
00:48:26,640 –> 00:48:32,960
let’s see 18 19 20
1267
00:48:29,920 –> 00:48:36,880
plus another 18
1268
00:48:32,960 –> 00:48:40,480
is 38
1269
00:48:36,880 –> 00:48:43,839
plus 10 is 48
1270
00:48:40,480 –> 00:48:47,200
plus 12 is 60 damage please from
1271
00:48:43,839 –> 00:48:49,980
zal for emor my god
1272
00:48:47,200 –> 00:48:55,430
does al just eat anymore
1273
00:48:49,980 –> 00:48:55,430
[Laughter]
1274
00:48:55,839 –> 00:48:59,040
i’m just imagining like arnold’s just
1275
00:48:57,280 –> 00:49:00,559
like locked and combat with emory it was
1276
00:48:59,040 –> 00:49:03,280
like a standoff and look at each other
1277
00:49:00,559 –> 00:49:04,880
like western style and a big ass [ __ ]
1278
00:49:03,280 –> 00:49:07,920
pterodactyl
1279
00:49:04,880 –> 00:49:09,520
lance you just see like this [ __ ]
1280
00:49:07,920 –> 00:49:16,559
head come down just round
1281
00:49:09,520 –> 00:49:19,599
and then it’s like
1282
00:49:16,559 –> 00:49:23,040
he’s not dead yet yet
1283
00:49:19,599 –> 00:49:26,480
yes i know thank you god damn
1284
00:49:23,040 –> 00:49:30,400
oh my god that’s perfect and then
1285
00:49:26,480 –> 00:49:33,839
i’m gonna go back up um into the air
1286
00:49:30,400 –> 00:49:35,920
uh obviously from my flying yeah
1287
00:49:33,839 –> 00:49:39,520
uh-huh the bare woman in her army of
1288
00:49:35,920 –> 00:49:39,520
dinosaurs doing the heavy lifting
1289
00:49:40,160 –> 00:49:47,359
okay i could have killed arlo and arkago
1290
00:49:44,480 –> 00:49:49,200
what happened how uh how much are you
1291
00:49:47,359 –> 00:49:50,480
regretting that decision
1292
00:49:49,200 –> 00:49:51,839
back as much as i’m rewriting a lot of
1293
00:49:50,480 –> 00:49:52,319
my decisions right now being completely
1294
00:49:51,839 –> 00:49:54,079
honest
1295
00:49:52,319 –> 00:49:55,680
hey if you’re really like if you really
1296
00:49:54,079 –> 00:49:56,800
think about it though you know
1297
00:49:55,680 –> 00:49:58,880
in your heart of hearts i would have
1298
00:49:56,800 –> 00:50:00,960
just made a more annoying character
1299
00:49:58,880 –> 00:50:02,880
oh no i’m well aware i’ve dm’d a more
1300
00:50:00,960 –> 00:50:04,960
annoying character out of you
1301
00:50:02,880 –> 00:50:06,640
jordan remind me really quick this thing
1302
00:50:04,960 –> 00:50:09,280
to get the stones out of emor
1303
00:50:06,640 –> 00:50:09,760
they’re strength checks right uh it is
1304
00:50:09,280 –> 00:50:13,280
either
1305
00:50:09,760 –> 00:50:16,400
an athletics or an acrobatics check so
1306
00:50:13,280 –> 00:50:19,760
who currently is in 30 foot
1307
00:50:16,400 –> 00:50:22,160
radius i think it’s most people right uh
1308
00:50:19,760 –> 00:50:23,200
at this point again aside from safe i’d
1309
00:50:22,160 –> 00:50:25,440
say everyone
1310
00:50:23,200 –> 00:50:26,400
so when tara looks back like with a
1311
00:50:25,440 –> 00:50:29,440
shit-eating grin
1312
00:50:26,400 –> 00:50:32,800
after zell just whomps him and
1313
00:50:29,440 –> 00:50:36,000
um winks and uh baby bear is
1314
00:50:32,800 –> 00:50:39,520
uh down there too now so a
1315
00:50:36,000 –> 00:50:42,400
those allies get five uh no i’m sorry
1316
00:50:39,520 –> 00:50:44,880
13 temporary hp oh thank god because
1317
00:50:42,400 –> 00:50:46,960
they were doing so poorly on health
1318
00:50:44,880 –> 00:50:48,079
and two the best part of that is they
1319
00:50:46,960 –> 00:50:50,800
get advantage
1320
00:50:48,079 –> 00:50:51,680
on those throws for the strength related
1321
00:50:50,800 –> 00:50:53,200
ones
1322
00:50:51,680 –> 00:50:55,119
babyberry’s sitting there like pounding
1323
00:50:53,200 –> 00:50:57,760
the ground with some like
1324
00:50:55,119 –> 00:50:58,800
corporeal sticks okay that’s adorable
1325
00:50:57,760 –> 00:51:00,720
i’ll give you that
1326
00:50:58,800 –> 00:51:01,800
baby bear is like this is my ass beating
1327
00:51:00,720 –> 00:51:06,740
music
1328
00:51:01,800 –> 00:51:06,740
[Laughter]
1329
00:51:07,200 –> 00:51:10,319
well now i love the idea of like a
1330
00:51:08,640 –> 00:51:12,000
little baby bear who’s adorable but like
1331
00:51:10,319 –> 00:51:14,000
this has this is the most like vulgar
1332
00:51:12,000 –> 00:51:15,440
potty mouth [ __ ] it’s like
1333
00:51:14,000 –> 00:51:18,720
we’re gonna [ _ ] their [ _ ] right
1334
00:51:15,440 –> 00:51:22,160
backwards oh you mean um
1335
00:51:18,720 –> 00:51:25,280
like oh dart oh [ _ ] yeah i’m gonna [ _ ]
1336
00:51:22,160 –> 00:51:25,280
your [ __ ] sideways
1337
00:51:25,599 –> 00:51:30,720
safe anyway that’s my turn none of that
1338
00:51:30,960 –> 00:51:37,839
damn it i was really hoping
1339
00:51:37,920 –> 00:51:46,800
why okay cool we’re at the knoll’s
1340
00:51:42,319 –> 00:51:49,119
turd okay so the guys who were eating
1341
00:51:46,800 –> 00:51:52,000
[ __ ] are going to attempt to attack the
1342
00:51:49,119 –> 00:51:52,000
dinosaurs
1343
00:51:52,160 –> 00:51:55,839
what is happening god damn the guys are
1344
00:51:54,319 –> 00:51:56,640
telling a story and that story is [ __ ]
1345
00:51:55,839 –> 00:51:59,200
me
1346
00:51:56,640 –> 00:52:02,079
the story is [ __ ] tarot rolled in
1347
00:51:59,200 –> 00:52:04,319
with a [ __ ] wave of dinosaurs
1348
00:52:02,079 –> 00:52:05,599
and everyone was like super unprepared
1349
00:52:04,319 –> 00:52:07,280
for it and there’s just like
1350
00:52:05,599 –> 00:52:08,400
there’s this bowman and [ __ ] trying to
1351
00:52:07,280 –> 00:52:10,000
like fend them off but they’re just
1352
00:52:08,400 –> 00:52:11,839
getting mauled and they’re like flailing
1353
00:52:10,000 –> 00:52:15,680
against the mess they get eaten
1354
00:52:11,839 –> 00:52:17,760
next up is them they
1355
00:52:15,680 –> 00:52:19,040
cannot really get close enough to do
1356
00:52:17,760 –> 00:52:20,400
anything
1357
00:52:19,040 –> 00:52:21,680
all right so the shaman people just kind
1358
00:52:20,400 –> 00:52:22,720
of get closer but they can’t really do
1359
00:52:21,680 –> 00:52:24,079
anything because none of their spells
1360
00:52:22,720 –> 00:52:28,640
have enough range
1361
00:52:24,079 –> 00:52:32,319
the gnolls are going to attempt
1362
00:52:28,640 –> 00:52:34,480
to help their shiggy shitty leaders
1363
00:52:32,319 –> 00:52:35,440
okay there we go that’s damage uh first
1364
00:52:34,480 –> 00:52:38,559
one uh
1365
00:52:35,440 –> 00:52:41,400
takes five damage that’s a nat
1366
00:52:38,559 –> 00:52:42,640
20 holy [ __ ] finally so that’s gonna be
1367
00:52:41,400 –> 00:52:45,359
congratulations
1368
00:52:42,640 –> 00:52:46,559
shut up that is going does it do more
1369
00:52:45,359 –> 00:52:49,760
than 21
1370
00:52:46,559 –> 00:52:53,680
no okay how much help do they have
1371
00:52:49,760 –> 00:52:56,559
god well they also get my temp baby bear
1372
00:52:53,680 –> 00:52:58,319
fair and they’re beefed up from being uh
1373
00:52:56,559 –> 00:53:01,760
terraced lemons i think
1374
00:52:58,319 –> 00:53:05,119
yeah uh it was it was 13 damage okay
1375
00:53:01,760 –> 00:53:08,240
this is this is
1376
00:53:05,119 –> 00:53:10,240
why cool i got those hits guys i’m
1377
00:53:08,240 –> 00:53:12,559
running out of dice to put in dice jail
1378
00:53:10,240 –> 00:53:14,880
uh that just leaves the archers who are
1379
00:53:12,559 –> 00:53:16,880
going to futilely attempt to attack tara
1380
00:53:14,880 –> 00:53:20,480
please give me this
1381
00:53:16,880 –> 00:53:24,000
nope okay there we go uh does
1382
00:53:20,480 –> 00:53:27,040
a 16 hits out zal yes
1383
00:53:24,000 –> 00:53:30,240
five damage there’s a thirteen hit zou
1384
00:53:27,040 –> 00:53:33,280
no five more damage and
1385
00:53:30,240 –> 00:53:36,480
god damn it that’s it emore’s back
1386
00:53:33,280 –> 00:53:39,760
up oh now you roll god [ __ ]
1387
00:53:36,480 –> 00:53:41,920
okay so what emor is going to do
1388
00:53:39,760 –> 00:53:43,440
is despite the fact that he is paralyzed
1389
00:53:41,920 –> 00:53:45,920
he is going
1390
00:53:43,440 –> 00:53:47,680
processing from casting spells does he
1391
00:53:45,920 –> 00:53:49,760
that’d be infuriating
1392
00:53:47,680 –> 00:53:51,440
does paralysis prevent you from speaking
1393
00:53:49,760 –> 00:53:53,200
oh [ __ ] yeah he is paralyzed i don’t
1394
00:53:51,440 –> 00:53:55,440
think he can cast spells if they have a
1395
00:53:53,200 –> 00:53:58,160
um any kind of a somatic component
1396
00:53:55,440 –> 00:54:00,079
oh or somatic or verbal component yes
1397
00:53:58,160 –> 00:54:01,520
thank you i caught that part
1398
00:54:00,079 –> 00:54:03,520
oh wow well you know that is verbal and
1399
00:54:01,520 –> 00:54:05,359
somatic how about that you guys
1400
00:54:03,520 –> 00:54:06,480
you guys can’t see it but i have a
1401
00:54:05,359 –> 00:54:08,000
little bit of a [ __ ] eating grin i’m
1402
00:54:06,480 –> 00:54:11,280
sorry jordan
1403
00:54:08,000 –> 00:54:12,079
i love it i like fully assume all of you
1404
00:54:11,280 –> 00:54:15,440
have a shooting
1405
00:54:12,079 –> 00:54:16,640
grin i just had to voice it because i
1406
00:54:15,440 –> 00:54:17,520
know you can’t verbally you can’t
1407
00:54:16,640 –> 00:54:19,680
physically see us
1408
00:54:17,520 –> 00:54:21,119
in a verbal only podcast so i feel like
1409
00:54:19,680 –> 00:54:24,640
it had to be said
1410
00:54:21,119 –> 00:54:27,839
it’s felt all right
1411
00:54:24,640 –> 00:54:27,839
[ __ ] sniff’s turn
1412
00:54:28,960 –> 00:54:33,680
steal the stone steal the stone kill him
1413
00:54:32,079 –> 00:54:35,280
and take your rifle places the leader of
1414
00:54:33,680 –> 00:54:38,400
the nose
1415
00:54:35,280 –> 00:54:41,040
what i i don’t want to do that you could
1416
00:54:38,400 –> 00:54:41,040
be the king
1417
00:54:41,359 –> 00:54:47,839
no what is wrong with you
1418
00:54:44,720 –> 00:54:49,520
they’ll let you get all the best food i
1419
00:54:47,839 –> 00:54:52,799
want to help him
1420
00:54:49,520 –> 00:54:55,040
sniff steal the stone it’ll help
1421
00:54:52,799 –> 00:54:55,040
ah
1422
00:54:56,240 –> 00:55:00,640
okay and he will very clumsily float up
1423
00:54:59,680 –> 00:55:01,839
and he will
1424
00:55:00,640 –> 00:55:03,680
it doesn’t matter he has the same bonus
1425
00:55:01,839 –> 00:55:07,040
either way so he will
1426
00:55:03,680 –> 00:55:10,400
attempt to grab one of the stones
1427
00:55:07,040 –> 00:55:13,280
you said he has advantage on this right
1428
00:55:10,400 –> 00:55:16,240
he does not even paralyzed he is
1429
00:55:13,280 –> 00:55:20,160
incapable of doing it those things are
1430
00:55:16,240 –> 00:55:23,200
in a tight tight orbit
1431
00:55:20,160 –> 00:55:24,400
arlo you’re up how is um how is he
1432
00:55:23,200 –> 00:55:26,000
looking
1433
00:55:24,400 –> 00:55:27,760
how is the dude who has been a literal
1434
00:55:26,000 –> 00:55:30,319
punching bag for you
1435
00:55:27,760 –> 00:55:32,079
for this entire encounter who is lying
1436
00:55:30,319 –> 00:55:33,040
paralyzed and bleeding on the ground
1437
00:55:32,079 –> 00:55:36,720
looking
1438
00:55:33,040 –> 00:55:36,720
yeah like how’s this day going
1439
00:55:37,920 –> 00:55:41,359
it’s going pretty good actually you
1440
00:55:39,359 –> 00:55:42,400
might be surprised to hear
1441
00:55:41,359 –> 00:55:49,119
does he look like he’s been drinking
1442
00:55:42,400 –> 00:55:50,720
enough water
1443
00:55:49,119 –> 00:55:52,559
arla just gets like right up in his face
1444
00:55:50,720 –> 00:55:54,480
like hey buddy how you doing you want
1445
00:55:52,559 –> 00:55:58,200
some candy
1446
00:55:54,480 –> 00:55:59,280
doing good you want to sew down
1447
00:55:58,200 –> 00:56:01,599
[Music]
1448
00:55:59,280 –> 00:56:03,839
[Laughter]
1449
00:56:01,599 –> 00:56:04,720
would you would you like would you like
1450
00:56:03,839 –> 00:56:05,320
some cool
1451
00:56:04,720 –> 00:56:11,680
whip
1452
00:56:05,320 –> 00:56:14,400
[Laughter]
1453
00:56:11,680 –> 00:56:16,319
so he’s looking pretty bad yes he’s
1454
00:56:14,400 –> 00:56:18,000
looking awful
1455
00:56:16,319 –> 00:56:19,680
what is our verdict on eboard like do we
1456
00:56:18,000 –> 00:56:20,319
want him like murdered do we want him
1457
00:56:19,680 –> 00:56:21,760
dead or
1458
00:56:20,319 –> 00:56:23,359
he seems like we should probably like
1459
00:56:21,760 –> 00:56:25,280
just fight him right sniff
1460
00:56:23,359 –> 00:56:26,720
sniffs wants him alive if that means
1461
00:56:25,280 –> 00:56:29,119
anything to you
1462
00:56:26,720 –> 00:56:31,839
when tara would prefer he’s not dead as
1463
00:56:29,119 –> 00:56:34,000
far as what she currently thinks
1464
00:56:31,839 –> 00:56:36,000
i guess i like earl like leaned down and
1465
00:56:34,000 –> 00:56:38,480
said as a doctor
1466
00:56:36,000 –> 00:56:40,319
i was ready to diagnose you with dead
1467
00:56:38,480 –> 00:56:42,000
but sniff says you should probably stay
1468
00:56:40,319 –> 00:56:43,440
alive so remember that he saved your
1469
00:56:42,000 –> 00:56:46,480
life and i’m going to attempt to do
1470
00:56:43,440 –> 00:56:49,280
non-lethal damage all right
1471
00:56:46,480 –> 00:56:50,720
go ahead and roll the hit that is oh
1472
00:56:49,280 –> 00:56:54,400
should i have advantage nevermind
1473
00:56:50,720 –> 00:56:54,400
yes for like 20 reasons
1474
00:56:54,960 –> 00:57:01,520
that’s the 22 to hit hits
1475
00:56:58,079 –> 00:57:04,240
15 damage nice and
1476
00:57:01,520 –> 00:57:04,799
by the blessings of the war gods i shall
1477
00:57:04,240 –> 00:57:07,119
hit him
1478
00:57:04,799 –> 00:57:08,400
again uh it’s gonna be a 24 to hit i’m
1479
00:57:07,119 –> 00:57:12,880
gonna assume that’s good
1480
00:57:08,400 –> 00:57:14,240
no he magically gains a bunch of ac
1481
00:57:12,880 –> 00:57:15,440
out of sheer spite in the fact that i
1482
00:57:14,240 –> 00:57:16,799
haven’t been able to do anything cool
1483
00:57:15,440 –> 00:57:19,280
with him
1484
00:57:16,799 –> 00:57:20,720
that’s 16 damage i mean he’s still
1485
00:57:19,280 –> 00:57:23,119
kicking but you know not
1486
00:57:20,720 –> 00:57:25,200
like super great this is all the ground
1487
00:57:23,119 –> 00:57:27,440
like
1488
00:57:25,200 –> 00:57:29,839
i know what a what a total waste of my
1489
00:57:27,440 –> 00:57:32,640
first use of my ravens
1490
00:57:29,839 –> 00:57:33,680
all right is that it for you um i’m
1491
00:57:32,640 –> 00:57:35,040
gonna do
1492
00:57:33,680 –> 00:57:37,200
how many times can i use my battlefield
1493
00:57:35,040 –> 00:57:38,720
awareness oh [ __ ] that’s right you did
1494
00:57:37,200 –> 00:57:40,400
that you actually get a
1495
00:57:38,720 –> 00:57:42,000
thing for that you can technically do
1496
00:57:40,400 –> 00:57:43,839
that as many times as you want but i
1497
00:57:42,000 –> 00:57:45,040
forgot that actually gets you some uh
1498
00:57:43,839 –> 00:57:47,280
knowledge
1499
00:57:45,040 –> 00:57:49,599
oh [ __ ] yeah uh brought me an insight
1500
00:57:47,280 –> 00:57:52,319
check oh hell yeah that’s a wisdom skill
1501
00:57:49,599 –> 00:57:54,079
that’s gonna be a 23. believe it or not
1502
00:57:52,319 –> 00:57:57,280
that actually doesn’t get it
1503
00:57:54,079 –> 00:57:58,799
oh what it’s equal to his cr and despite
1504
00:57:57,280 –> 00:58:00,250
the sad showing he is a very
1505
00:57:58,799 –> 00:58:02,000
icr creature
1506
00:58:00,250 –> 00:58:03,520
[Laughter]
1507
00:58:02,000 –> 00:58:06,240
not that this information is going to be
1508
00:58:03,520 –> 00:58:09,359
like super helpful to you right now
1509
00:58:06,240 –> 00:58:10,480
truth but i i will do my bonus action
1510
00:58:09,359 –> 00:58:13,280
dodge
1511
00:58:10,480 –> 00:58:14,160
try again next turn if he somehow lives
1512
00:58:13,280 –> 00:58:18,240
oh
1513
00:58:14,160 –> 00:58:20,000
all right what are
1514
00:58:18,240 –> 00:58:21,440
you know what not [ __ ] it they’re all
1515
00:58:20,000 –> 00:58:22,720
three of the fun pals are up and they’re
1516
00:58:21,440 –> 00:58:24,720
just going to attempt to take off a
1517
00:58:22,720 –> 00:58:27,920
stone
1518
00:58:24,720 –> 00:58:31,200
oh [ __ ] frightening gets one nice
1519
00:58:27,920 –> 00:58:31,680
nice brighton let’s see which one does
1520
00:58:31,200 –> 00:58:36,000
he
1521
00:58:31,680 –> 00:58:39,040
get he gets
1522
00:58:36,000 –> 00:58:41,280
it’s fried and fried and getting no
1523
00:58:39,040 –> 00:58:45,359
stones it’s friday
1524
00:58:41,280 –> 00:58:49,760
oh my god which one did he get
1525
00:58:45,359 –> 00:58:52,480
so he pulls off one of the stones
1526
00:58:49,760 –> 00:58:55,200
and you see as he met it takes a lot out
1527
00:58:52,480 –> 00:58:57,280
of him to do it but he does manage to
1528
00:58:55,200 –> 00:58:58,799
reach one of the stones away from the
1529
00:58:57,280 –> 00:59:02,640
orbit around
1530
00:58:58,799 –> 00:59:05,760
imore’s head and when he does this green
1531
00:59:02,640 –> 00:59:06,319
energy seems to flow out of emor and
1532
00:59:05,760 –> 00:59:09,520
back
1533
00:59:06,319 –> 00:59:14,000
into the stone and
1534
00:59:09,520 –> 00:59:19,440
as it does the other stones
1535
00:59:14,000 –> 00:59:22,799
fall yeah
1536
00:59:19,440 –> 00:59:27,359
emor immediately shrinks back
1537
00:59:22,799 –> 00:59:29,440
down to the size of a regular knoll
1538
00:59:27,359 –> 00:59:31,040
and he is no longer bound to any of the
1539
00:59:29,440 –> 00:59:34,200
stones that one
1540
00:59:31,040 –> 00:59:38,140
held 100 hp for him
1541
00:59:34,200 –> 00:59:38,140
[Laughter]
1542
00:59:39,440 –> 00:59:47,839
fun fact he had less than 100 health
1543
00:59:54,000 –> 01:00:00,640
cool you good there champ it’s just
1544
00:59:58,559 –> 01:00:01,920
the amount of luck necessary for that to
1545
01:00:00,640 –> 01:00:04,559
happen
1546
01:00:01,920 –> 01:00:05,680
not as much as you think there was uh
1547
01:00:04,559 –> 01:00:08,960
i’m going to take a
1548
01:00:05,680 –> 01:00:12,319
stab in zidak and say i think we won
1549
01:00:08,960 –> 01:00:15,839
yay we won all hail king sniffs
1550
01:00:12,319 –> 01:00:15,839
king of the knolls
1551
01:00:16,330 –> 01:00:19,650
[Music]
1552
01:00:22,840 –> 01:00:25,929
[Music]
1553
01:00:27,200 –> 01:00:30,480
this can we try to start a champ what’s
1554
01:00:29,280 –> 01:00:32,799
going on with the other knolls
1555
01:00:30,480 –> 01:00:33,640
uh the other gnolls look at you very
1556
01:00:32,799 –> 01:00:36,559
confused
1557
01:00:33,640 –> 01:00:38,880
[Laughter]
1558
01:00:36,559 –> 01:00:39,839
and snazzy like no please please stop
1559
01:00:38,880 –> 01:00:43,200
stop stop
1560
01:00:39,839 –> 01:00:44,880
no more none of this please no no no
1561
01:00:43,200 –> 01:00:46,000
when tara dives down with zell like
1562
01:00:44,880 –> 01:00:46,799
tries to put some space between them and
1563
01:00:46,000 –> 01:00:48,960
she’s like
1564
01:00:46,799 –> 01:00:50,400
don’t make zao or don’t make uh sniffs
1565
01:00:48,960 –> 01:00:51,200
try to be a leader if he doesn’t want to
1566
01:00:50,400 –> 01:00:52,400
be
1567
01:00:51,200 –> 01:00:54,480
that’s the worst thing you could do
1568
01:00:52,400 –> 01:00:56,480
that’s how you get bag leaders
1569
01:00:54,480 –> 01:00:57,839
so as you guys have this weird
1570
01:00:56,480 –> 01:01:00,480
conversation and
1571
01:00:57,839 –> 01:01:03,440
friday picks up the iron stones as was
1572
01:01:00,480 –> 01:01:03,440
his original mission
1573
01:01:03,520 –> 01:01:07,280
i need all of you guys to make me a
1574
01:01:05,280 –> 01:01:10,880
perception check
1575
01:01:07,280 –> 01:01:14,960
oh boy are we still in combat
1576
01:01:10,880 –> 01:01:19,200
let’s just roll eighteen thirty twenty
1577
01:01:14,960 –> 01:01:22,240
nineteen safe you’re the first one
1578
01:01:19,200 –> 01:01:27,040
to see this from your vantage point
1579
01:01:22,240 –> 01:01:30,799
the gem inside of emory’s chest
1580
01:01:27,040 –> 01:01:35,040
begins to emit a dark
1581
01:01:30,799 –> 01:01:39,119
miasma oh that’s not good it overtakes
1582
01:01:35,040 –> 01:01:42,480
his entire body slowly but surely
1583
01:01:39,119 –> 01:01:46,079
until eventually there is an eruption
1584
01:01:42,480 –> 01:01:48,720
of black energy it pushes
1585
01:01:46,079 –> 01:01:50,480
anyone who is near him back about 10
1586
01:01:48,720 –> 01:01:54,160
feet
1587
01:01:50,480 –> 01:01:57,760
and igor’s body rises up
1588
01:01:54,160 –> 01:02:01,920
the gem begins to crack until
1589
01:01:57,760 –> 01:02:05,359
it shatters and then emor
1590
01:02:01,920 –> 01:02:07,599
grows once again
1591
01:02:05,359 –> 01:02:09,440
but not into the form you recognize from
1592
01:02:07,599 –> 01:02:13,200
before
1593
01:02:09,440 –> 01:02:16,400
now he grows horns
1594
01:02:13,200 –> 01:02:20,000
through his mane his eyes
1595
01:02:16,400 –> 01:02:23,200
turn bright crimson red
1596
01:02:20,000 –> 01:02:26,720
his snout elongates with more
1597
01:02:23,200 –> 01:02:29,359
teeth than he had before
1598
01:02:26,720 –> 01:02:30,640
muscles built on top of muscles making
1599
01:02:29,359 –> 01:02:33,920
what he was before
1600
01:02:30,640 –> 01:02:34,640
almost looks small by comparison as he
1601
01:02:33,920 –> 01:02:39,039
rises up
1602
01:02:34,640 –> 01:02:39,039
and lets out a bellowing howl
1603
01:02:42,319 –> 01:02:50,400
emor has returned as something
1604
01:02:46,160 –> 01:02:54,000
else entirely the other gnolls
1605
01:02:50,400 –> 01:02:57,200
see this and they run off in fear
1606
01:02:54,000 –> 01:03:01,920
they don’t know what this is even
1607
01:02:57,200 –> 01:03:01,920
sniffs looks horrified
1608
01:03:11,760 –> 01:03:17,839
we’re back to the top of the order safe
1609
01:03:14,240 –> 01:03:17,839
you’re up
1610
01:03:18,880 –> 01:03:24,480
it’s going to be a tough shot i can i
1611
01:03:22,400 –> 01:03:25,440
i’m going to call my shot at his uh at
1612
01:03:24,480 –> 01:03:28,880
his torso
1613
01:03:25,440 –> 01:03:32,559
at the gem itself the gym is shaggered
1614
01:03:28,880 –> 01:03:36,319
the gem is no longer in effect oh man
1615
01:03:32,559 –> 01:03:39,680
okay well i guess i’m just
1616
01:03:36,319 –> 01:03:43,520
gonna i’m gonna leave my birds
1617
01:03:39,680 –> 01:03:43,520
still with arlo
1618
01:03:43,599 –> 01:03:46,640
and i’m gonna take a shot all right you
1619
01:03:46,000 –> 01:03:48,079
said you were do
1620
01:03:46,640 –> 01:03:49,839
are you still doing a cold shot or are
1621
01:03:48,079 –> 01:03:50,880
you going back to standard i’m just
1622
01:03:49,839 –> 01:03:53,359
going back to standard
1623
01:03:50,880 –> 01:03:55,200
doing any special ammo i think all i
1624
01:03:53,359 –> 01:03:58,559
have left are
1625
01:03:55,200 –> 01:04:00,799
poison and concussion and blindness but
1626
01:03:58,559 –> 01:04:03,440
blindness won’t do us any good
1627
01:04:00,799 –> 01:04:05,119
well his stones are gone we don’t know
1628
01:04:03,440 –> 01:04:09,119
he still has true sight
1629
01:04:05,119 –> 01:04:10,400
oh he doesn’t have true sight does he
1630
01:04:09,119 –> 01:04:13,280
we don’t know that he does but we don’t
1631
01:04:10,400 –> 01:04:15,920
know that he doesn’t all right
1632
01:04:13,280 –> 01:04:17,200
i’m going with blindness all right go
1633
01:04:15,920 –> 01:04:20,720
ahead
1634
01:04:17,200 –> 01:04:24,640
does an 18 hit 18 hits oh thank god
1635
01:04:20,720 –> 01:04:29,599
okay uh roll me a deck save
1636
01:04:24,640 –> 01:04:33,039
there’s a 15 pass i have a my ac is 15.
1637
01:04:29,599 –> 01:04:35,920
you’re ac smite my my spell save sorry
1638
01:04:33,039 –> 01:04:36,559
i have to say what number are you using
1639
01:04:35,920 –> 01:04:40,880
that
1640
01:04:36,559 –> 01:04:44,079
matches so um yeah he takes it 26.
1641
01:04:40,880 –> 01:04:44,079
cool terry you’re up
1642
01:04:45,680 –> 01:04:49,280
wait did it blind him did it do anything
1643
01:04:47,839 –> 01:04:52,720
is he blinded
1644
01:04:49,280 –> 01:04:54,720
yes hell yeah
1645
01:04:52,720 –> 01:04:56,079
he’s covering his eyes with one hand but
1646
01:04:54,720 –> 01:04:59,200
he’s still thrashing about
1647
01:04:56,079 –> 01:05:00,240
wildly with the other it has blinded him
1648
01:04:59,200 –> 01:05:00,799
but it doesn’t seem to have done
1649
01:05:00,240 –> 01:05:04,160
anything
1650
01:05:00,799 –> 01:05:06,559
to lessen his bloodlust you know what
1651
01:05:04,160 –> 01:05:07,280
can i take a bonus action and hit him
1652
01:05:06,559 –> 01:05:09,280
again
1653
01:05:07,280 –> 01:05:11,039
oh [ __ ] that’s right crossbow expert
1654
01:05:09,280 –> 01:05:12,799
mm-hmm yes you can
1655
01:05:11,039 –> 01:05:14,160
all right this time i’m going with
1656
01:05:12,799 –> 01:05:15,599
concussion we’re going to try to knock
1657
01:05:14,160 –> 01:05:19,599
him prone
1658
01:05:15,599 –> 01:05:21,359
all right do it does a 17 hit
1659
01:05:19,599 –> 01:05:22,640
17 matches but we have said that that
1660
01:05:21,359 –> 01:05:26,480
hits so yes
1661
01:05:22,640 –> 01:05:31,599
oh my god do me a con save
1662
01:05:26,480 –> 01:05:34,480
does a 30 pass oh [ __ ]
1663
01:05:31,599 –> 01:05:35,920
yes yes it does all right so he just
1664
01:05:34,480 –> 01:05:36,240
he’s a big boy his khan’s probably real
1665
01:05:35,920 –> 01:05:37,680
high
1666
01:05:36,240 –> 01:05:39,440
he doesn’t he’s not going to take the
1667
01:05:37,680 –> 01:05:40,480
thunder damage then or be knock prone
1668
01:05:39,440 –> 01:05:41,920
he’s just going to take my
1669
01:05:40,480 –> 01:05:42,960
shot then he should still take the
1670
01:05:41,920 –> 01:05:44,240
thunder damage he just doesn’t get
1671
01:05:42,960 –> 01:05:45,520
knocked prone
1672
01:05:44,240 –> 01:05:48,960
okay cool i think is the way i wrote
1673
01:05:45,520 –> 01:05:52,880
that out 32.
1674
01:05:48,960 –> 01:05:54,900
christ yep 2d 12.
1675
01:05:52,880 –> 01:05:56,880
you know what that’s on me
1676
01:05:54,900 –> 01:06:00,960
[Laughter]
1677
01:05:56,880 –> 01:06:04,160
all right tara you’re up okay
1678
01:06:00,960 –> 01:06:07,520
i’m going to
1679
01:06:04,160 –> 01:06:11,119
first off ice knife him
1680
01:06:07,520 –> 01:06:16,480
ice knife that [ __ ] 18 to hit
1681
01:06:11,119 –> 01:06:20,000
hits okay so uh that’s the 10 piercing
1682
01:06:16,480 –> 01:06:23,280
followed by the duck saves
1683
01:06:20,000 –> 01:06:23,920
- okay so he doesn’t take cold damage
1684
01:06:23,280 –> 01:06:27,280
um
1685
01:06:23,920 –> 01:06:30,480
hey guys i found my good dice they were
1686
01:06:27,280 –> 01:06:30,480
hiding behind the first face
1687
01:06:31,520 –> 01:06:38,640
get rid of them and then can
1688
01:06:34,799 –> 01:06:42,000
my velociraptors get to him yes
1689
01:06:38,640 –> 01:06:44,079
okay first one does
1690
01:06:42,000 –> 01:06:46,799
a 17 hit i can’t remember if we said
1691
01:06:44,079 –> 01:06:49,599
that does it matches so it hits
1692
01:06:46,799 –> 01:06:50,559
okay that’s five piercing second attack
1693
01:06:49,599 –> 01:06:54,400
on the first one
1694
01:06:50,559 –> 01:06:58,559
is non-nat 20 which is four
1695
01:06:54,400 –> 01:07:00,160
second one is a natural 20 which is
1696
01:06:58,559 –> 01:07:01,760
uh not it’s not too bad it’s just a
1697
01:07:00,160 –> 01:07:04,160
velociraptor eight
1698
01:07:01,760 –> 01:07:05,359
plus five that’s 13 for the first attack
1699
01:07:04,160 –> 01:07:08,559
on the second one
1700
01:07:05,359 –> 01:07:12,160
second attack is a 14
1701
01:07:08,559 –> 01:07:15,359
third one is a 21
1702
01:07:12,160 –> 01:07:18,000
so that’s five uh that misses
1703
01:07:15,359 –> 01:07:19,520
fourth one it’s a non-nut 20 so that’s
1704
01:07:18,000 –> 01:07:23,599
five
1705
01:07:19,520 –> 01:07:26,880
followed by miss maybe five
1706
01:07:23,599 –> 01:07:27,440
gets a 17 which we said miss or it meets
1707
01:07:26,880 –> 01:07:30,799
so that’s
1708
01:07:27,440 –> 01:07:33,920
5 followed by 21
1709
01:07:30,799 –> 01:07:37,359
which is 4 19
1710
01:07:33,920 –> 01:07:40,640
for the sixth one so 5
1711
01:07:37,359 –> 01:07:43,920
followed by a miss and 7
1712
01:07:40,640 –> 01:07:46,240
this is followed by another miss
1713
01:07:43,920 –> 01:07:47,359
they’re moderately concerned by how big
1714
01:07:46,240 –> 01:07:48,559
he is
1715
01:07:47,359 –> 01:07:51,280
so they missed a little bit more than
1716
01:07:48,559 –> 01:07:54,480
they were before but then
1717
01:07:51,280 –> 01:07:56,160
zal is also gonna go back up in the air
1718
01:07:54,480 –> 01:07:58,240
does anyone want to get on zao while i’m
1719
01:07:56,160 –> 01:07:59,119
on the ground yeah clean i’ll take you
1720
01:07:58,240 –> 01:08:02,240
up on that
1721
01:07:59,119 –> 01:08:04,000
uh i will jump on as well all right so
1722
01:08:02,240 –> 01:08:07,359
you guys jump on when tara says hang on
1723
01:08:04,000 –> 01:08:10,880
tight and i’d like zhao to go up
1724
01:08:07,359 –> 01:08:14,079
and then attack him in a swoop that’s
1725
01:08:10,880 –> 01:08:16,400
a 23 to hit
1726
01:08:14,079 –> 01:08:18,640
22 from zal before where you go back up
1727
01:08:16,400 –> 01:08:20,560
in the air i’d say probably 50 feet
1728
01:08:18,640 –> 01:08:22,000
all right is that gonna be it for you
1729
01:08:20,560 –> 01:08:23,600
yes all right
1730
01:08:22,000 –> 01:08:26,000
cool so all three of you are up in the
1731
01:08:23,600 –> 01:08:27,520
air leaving this thing with the npc’s do
1732
01:08:26,000 –> 01:08:29,839
i have that about right
1733
01:08:27,520 –> 01:08:31,600
unless any of them jumped on zao with us
1734
01:08:29,839 –> 01:08:33,279
yeah we don’t control what they do
1735
01:08:31,600 –> 01:08:34,960
yeah but i’m hungry for blood at this
1736
01:08:33,279 –> 01:08:36,719
point
1737
01:08:34,960 –> 01:08:38,880
did any of the fun pals take us up since
1738
01:08:36,719 –> 01:08:40,640
they’re tiny so you want this guy to
1739
01:08:38,880 –> 01:08:45,279
murder sniffs is what i’m hearing
1740
01:08:40,640 –> 01:08:45,279
no no sure damn
1741
01:08:45,640 –> 01:08:49,520
[Music]
1742
01:08:47,679 –> 01:08:50,799
remember sniffs does have my temp hp
1743
01:08:49,520 –> 01:08:52,719
though no i’m
1744
01:08:50,799 –> 01:08:54,000
i’m aware we’ll see how much that
1745
01:08:52,719 –> 01:08:55,600
matters wait
1746
01:08:54,000 –> 01:08:57,759
wait that means the bear is like still
1747
01:08:55,600 –> 01:08:59,600
out yes
1748
01:08:57,759 –> 01:09:01,359
this all just happened and then the bear
1749
01:08:59,600 –> 01:09:07,839
starts jumping on the ground again
1750
01:09:01,359 –> 01:09:07,839
and it’s like let loose the dogs of war
1751
01:09:09,359 –> 01:09:13,920
all right so emor is going to i’ll i’ll
1752
01:09:12,640 –> 01:09:16,960
roll a d4 and see
1753
01:09:13,920 –> 01:09:18,239
who he goes for i mean my velociraptors
1754
01:09:16,960 –> 01:09:19,040
are still on the ground too so he could
1755
01:09:18,239 –> 01:09:21,040
still technically
1756
01:09:19,040 –> 01:09:22,560
they’re blocking him a little bit and
1757
01:09:21,040 –> 01:09:25,279
modi is down there too
1758
01:09:22,560 –> 01:09:26,239
and my birds okay fine i guess i’ll just
1759
01:09:25,279 –> 01:09:28,799
do some
1760
01:09:26,239 –> 01:09:30,640
zoo yard genocide if that’s really the
1761
01:09:28,799 –> 01:09:32,319
way we want to do this
1762
01:09:30,640 –> 01:09:34,159
i’m just saying there’s multiple people
1763
01:09:32,319 –> 01:09:36,880
down there it’s not just sniffs
1764
01:09:34,159 –> 01:09:38,239
i will roll a d8 and see what happens
1765
01:09:36,880 –> 01:09:38,799
all right cool he’s going to swing at
1766
01:09:38,239 –> 01:09:41,440
sniffs
1767
01:09:38,799 –> 01:09:41,440
see what happens
1768
01:09:44,640 –> 01:09:48,080
you guys might be surprised to hear this
1769
01:09:46,719 –> 01:09:51,679
but sniffs does not have
1770
01:09:48,080 –> 01:09:51,679
an ac of 21.
1771
01:09:52,000 –> 01:09:58,239
so he is going to oh
1772
01:09:55,040 –> 01:09:59,120
my god jordan don’t you hurt our baby
1773
01:09:58,239 –> 01:10:02,000
boy
1774
01:09:59,120 –> 01:10:03,440
you did this you did this okay there we
1775
01:10:02,000 –> 01:10:07,760
go he has this temp hp
1776
01:10:03,440 –> 01:10:12,080
now he takes 26 points of bludgeoning
1777
01:10:07,760 –> 01:10:14,640
or piercing poor boy
1778
01:10:12,080 –> 01:10:16,480
and he has more attacks oh emory you
1779
01:10:14,640 –> 01:10:19,920
done [ __ ] up now
1780
01:10:16,480 –> 01:10:23,280
that one hits can i say
1781
01:10:19,920 –> 01:10:26,719
on the next attack he tries to do i
1782
01:10:23,280 –> 01:10:27,760
ask zal to call out using tactical
1783
01:10:26,719 –> 01:10:30,080
insight
1784
01:10:27,760 –> 01:10:31,840
to see if it distracts him trying to
1785
01:10:30,080 –> 01:10:33,199
give disadvantage
1786
01:10:31,840 –> 01:10:35,040
he already has this advantage because
1787
01:10:33,199 –> 01:10:38,640
he’s blind that being said
1788
01:10:35,040 –> 01:10:40,480
sniffs is now down oh emor has just
1789
01:10:38,640 –> 01:10:44,320
put his penis through the hole of the
1790
01:10:40,480 –> 01:10:47,440
blu-ray copy of my favorite pixar movie
1791
01:10:44,320 –> 01:10:50,640
what the [ __ ] does that mean
1792
01:10:47,440 –> 01:10:54,480
he just [ __ ] up now oh
1793
01:10:50,640 –> 01:10:56,400
my god oh
1794
01:10:54,480 –> 01:10:58,400
boy let’s see who he goes for next
1795
01:10:56,400 –> 01:11:01,920
because he still has more attacks
1796
01:10:58,400 –> 01:11:05,920
five he’s going to attack the ravens
1797
01:11:01,920 –> 01:11:08,880
that misses does an 11 hit ravens
1798
01:11:05,920 –> 01:11:10,000
no okay cool so all he does is he down
1799
01:11:08,880 –> 01:11:13,679
sniffs
1800
01:11:10,000 –> 01:11:18,080
uh that is going to be sniff’s turn
1801
01:11:13,679 –> 01:11:18,080
as he makes his first death saving throw
1802
01:11:19,199 –> 01:11:23,760
huh arlo you’re up all right i want to
1803
01:11:22,239 –> 01:11:26,719
do that inside roll with the uh the
1804
01:11:23,760 –> 01:11:28,239
battlefield awareness again all right go
1805
01:11:26,719 –> 01:11:32,320
ahead and roll it
1806
01:11:28,239 –> 01:11:34,239
this is 25 son you do make that one
1807
01:11:32,320 –> 01:11:35,600
you can know either his current and max
1808
01:11:34,239 –> 01:11:37,360
hp his ac
1809
01:11:35,600 –> 01:11:38,800
his highest spell slot if any his
1810
01:11:37,360 –> 01:11:41,520
highest ability score
1811
01:11:38,800 –> 01:11:43,120
and the spellcasting modifier if any any
1812
01:11:41,520 –> 01:11:45,120
vulnerabilities resistances
1813
01:11:43,120 –> 01:11:46,880
or immunities he has to damage and any
1814
01:11:45,120 –> 01:11:48,960
conditioned immunities if any
1815
01:11:46,880 –> 01:11:50,480
which one would you like to know
1816
01:11:48,960 –> 01:11:52,719
vulnerabilities
1817
01:11:50,480 –> 01:11:54,239
he does not have any vulnerabilities he
1818
01:11:52,719 –> 01:11:57,520
is resistant to
1819
01:11:54,239 –> 01:11:59,360
cold fire lightning and then melee
1820
01:11:57,520 –> 01:12:02,480
damage from non-magical attacks
1821
01:11:59,360 –> 01:12:04,800
not made with silvered weapons and he is
1822
01:12:02,480 –> 01:12:06,320
immune to poison damage
1823
01:12:04,800 –> 01:12:07,920
well i was hoping i would find something
1824
01:12:06,320 –> 01:12:09,199
that would like uh make my plans a
1825
01:12:07,920 –> 01:12:10,480
little bit more exciting
1826
01:12:09,199 –> 01:12:12,480
sorry they’ll never don’t have
1827
01:12:10,480 –> 01:12:15,440
vulnerabilities they don’t know
1828
01:12:12,480 –> 01:12:17,199
but erl’s gonna yell out you [ __ ] on a
1829
01:12:15,440 –> 01:12:20,320
stick and then he’s gonna fire
1830
01:12:17,199 –> 01:12:22,239
a third level guiding bolt at him
1831
01:12:20,320 –> 01:12:23,600
oh well this is going to be great that’s
1832
01:12:22,239 –> 01:12:26,880
a
1833
01:12:23,600 –> 01:12:29,840
dirty 20 to hit does it
1834
01:12:26,880 –> 01:12:31,120
yeah this is going to hurt like a [ __ ]
1835
01:12:29,840 –> 01:12:34,560
that’s going to be
1836
01:12:31,120 –> 01:12:35,120
66 22 radiant damage and everyone has
1837
01:12:34,560 –> 01:12:37,679
advantage
1838
01:12:35,120 –> 01:12:39,920
hitting him until my next turn wow that
1839
01:12:37,679 –> 01:12:42,100
means so much on a blind person
1840
01:12:39,920 –> 01:12:44,000
i mean whatever
1841
01:12:42,100 –> 01:12:47,679
[Laughter]
1842
01:12:44,000 –> 01:12:50,960
this is the most damaging spell i can do
1843
01:12:47,679 –> 01:12:54,000
is that for you that’s it
1844
01:12:50,960 –> 01:12:57,679
all right cool uh that brings it
1845
01:12:54,000 –> 01:13:00,800
over to the fun pals
1846
01:12:57,679 –> 01:13:05,520
first things first friday is
1847
01:13:00,800 –> 01:13:07,360
going to use shatter
1848
01:13:05,520 –> 01:13:09,920
uh emor fully passes that one but he
1849
01:13:07,360 –> 01:13:12,320
will still take some damage
1850
01:13:09,920 –> 01:13:13,199
after that he is going to turn over to
1851
01:13:12,320 –> 01:13:15,280
nathan
1852
01:13:13,199 –> 01:13:17,280
say excuse me my friend if you would not
1853
01:13:15,280 –> 01:13:21,120
mind helping a tiny
1854
01:13:17,280 –> 01:13:24,000
smellier friend and
1855
01:13:21,120 –> 01:13:24,640
nathan is going to cast healing spirit
1856
01:13:24,000 –> 01:13:27,600
centered
1857
01:13:24,640 –> 01:13:27,600
on sniffs
1858
01:13:28,320 –> 01:13:33,840
so sniffs pops back up
1859
01:13:38,960 –> 01:13:47,840
guys that’s not
1860
01:13:42,320 –> 01:13:47,840
anymore do what you have to do
1861
01:13:48,960 –> 01:13:52,239
everyone say you’re here okay
1862
01:13:52,960 –> 01:13:55,840
sounds good
1863
01:13:56,080 –> 01:14:03,280
and p is going to
1864
01:14:00,080 –> 01:14:06,400
pull out a um little device
1865
01:14:03,280 –> 01:14:08,960
of his own and
1866
01:14:06,400 –> 01:14:08,960
actually
1867
01:14:09,679 –> 01:14:14,320
no he’s not oh boy he’s gonna do
1868
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something better
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01:14:14,320 –> 01:14:21,520
oh boy hey arlo
1870
01:14:18,080 –> 01:14:25,600
what up make
1871
01:14:21,520 –> 01:14:26,400
my arlo growl he’s gonna cast enlarge on
1872
01:14:25,600 –> 01:14:28,480
you
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01:14:26,400 –> 01:14:31,040
without a power rangers reference as
1874
01:14:28,480 –> 01:14:34,159
opposed to
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01:14:31,040 –> 01:14:38,239
who are you to judge
1876
01:14:34,159 –> 01:14:40,159
you know what that’s valid that’s fair
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01:14:38,239 –> 01:14:42,239
so i’m guessing you don’t have you’re
1878
01:14:40,159 –> 01:14:43,360
not on my back any or not on zell’s back
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01:14:42,239 –> 01:14:45,760
anymore
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01:14:43,360 –> 01:14:46,480
well probably not i think i have to get
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01:14:45,760 –> 01:14:48,719
off
1882
01:14:46,480 –> 01:14:49,920
you can also make it down safely because
1883
01:14:48,719 –> 01:14:53,520
you are now big boy
1884
01:14:49,920 –> 01:14:56,800
you are imore’s size
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01:14:53,520 –> 01:14:58,960
hell yeah mecha fight and
1886
01:14:56,800 –> 01:15:00,560
with that is gonna go back around to
1887
01:14:58,960 –> 01:15:03,679
safe’s turn
1888
01:15:00,560 –> 01:15:05,600
hey all right well first all of my
1889
01:15:03,679 –> 01:15:06,640
ravens are gonna attack big boy because
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01:15:05,600 –> 01:15:08,159
now they’re pissed off
1891
01:15:06,640 –> 01:15:09,840
now that he has flailed wildly about
1892
01:15:08,159 –> 01:15:11,040
them missing like a [ __ ]
1893
01:15:09,840 –> 01:15:13,520
all right do you want me to roll for
1894
01:15:11,040 –> 01:15:15,120
them separately there’s seven of them
1895
01:15:13,520 –> 01:15:18,080
just roll as one big group i don’t have
1896
01:15:15,120 –> 01:15:20,239
the patience for this anymore
1897
01:15:18,080 –> 01:15:21,920
a certain druid that summons monsters
1898
01:15:20,239 –> 01:15:24,960
out of the ass kind of killed the fun of
1899
01:15:21,920 –> 01:15:28,719
it for me
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01:15:24,960 –> 01:15:31,760
does an 18 hit 18 hits
1901
01:15:28,719 –> 01:15:36,320
all right 25. all right
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01:15:31,760 –> 01:15:39,679
and i still have one more special shot
1903
01:15:36,320 –> 01:15:40,480
oh [ __ ] nat 20. yeah no that sounds
1904
01:15:39,679 –> 01:15:42,719
about right
1905
01:15:40,480 –> 01:15:43,679
i will tell you which special shot is
1906
01:15:42,719 –> 01:15:45,520
this
1907
01:15:43,679 –> 01:15:46,719
poison don’t do that damage he’s immune
1908
01:15:45,520 –> 01:15:48,719
to poison damage
1909
01:15:46,719 –> 01:15:50,560
oh perfect thank you for telling me that
1910
01:15:48,719 –> 01:15:54,159
cool so all right he’ll
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01:15:50,560 –> 01:15:57,679
just get my d10
1912
01:15:54,159 –> 01:16:01,040
and my sneak attack
1913
01:15:57,679 –> 01:16:04,320
all right plus uh so that’s 19
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01:16:01,040 –> 01:16:05,600
and i’m gonna take a second hit uh does
1915
01:16:04,320 –> 01:16:08,640
a 16 hit
1916
01:16:05,600 –> 01:16:10,560
no 16 does not hit nice
1917
01:16:08,640 –> 01:16:12,000
well there we go oh wait and then
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01:16:10,560 –> 01:16:13,280
there’s modi
1919
01:16:12,000 –> 01:16:14,640
you guys are not allowed to complain
1920
01:16:13,280 –> 01:16:16,000
about when i throw a lot of things at
1921
01:16:14,640 –> 01:16:17,600
you anymore because now you guys
1922
01:16:16,000 –> 01:16:18,800
outnumber me by a metric [ __ ] ton and
1923
01:16:17,600 –> 01:16:20,239
that’s ignoring the fact that i got rid
1924
01:16:18,800 –> 01:16:22,960
of knowles
1925
01:16:20,239 –> 01:16:24,480
that’s true you brought this on your in
1926
01:16:22,960 –> 01:16:26,000
yourself you wouldn’t have to try so
1927
01:16:24,480 –> 01:16:26,800
hard if you didn’t bring so many dudes
1928
01:16:26,000 –> 01:16:28,560
to the party
1929
01:16:26,800 –> 01:16:29,840
you did bring a lot of dudes you brought
1930
01:16:28,560 –> 01:16:32,159
too many lads
1931
01:16:29,840 –> 01:16:34,000
yeah you know if modi if modi dies he
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01:16:32,159 –> 01:16:37,360
just poofs and comes back to me so he’s
1933
01:16:34,000 –> 01:16:39,360
gonna go and attack with my sword
1934
01:16:37,360 –> 01:16:41,440
wait wait wait when modi’s in your form
1935
01:16:39,360 –> 01:16:43,840
does modi still go wow
1936
01:16:41,440 –> 01:16:45,280
he doesn’t really meow that much he’s
1937
01:16:43,840 –> 01:16:48,159
actually pretty silent
1938
01:16:45,280 –> 01:16:50,560
very stoic i might get him to purr from
1939
01:16:48,159 –> 01:16:53,679
time to time but that’s pretty rare
1940
01:16:50,560 –> 01:16:57,280
just roll the hit 17
1941
01:16:53,679 –> 01:17:01,840
hits nice
1942
01:16:57,280 –> 01:17:02,640
five cool is that gonna be it for you
1943
01:17:01,840 –> 01:17:06,880
yep
1944
01:17:02,640 –> 01:17:10,400
all right we are back oh wait no [ __ ] i
1945
01:17:06,880 –> 01:17:11,679
went sarah okay i’m sorry i almost i
1946
01:17:10,400 –> 01:17:14,400
almost skipped you because the turn took
1947
01:17:11,679 –> 01:17:16,480
forever and i associated that with you
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01:17:14,400 –> 01:17:18,159
cody wouldn’t modi wouldn’t get a bonus
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01:17:16,480 –> 01:17:21,120
action right no
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01:17:18,159 –> 01:17:23,199
okay no no no no no that’s plenty thank
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01:17:21,120 –> 01:17:25,360
you
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01:17:23,199 –> 01:17:27,040
okay i’ll start with what when tara does
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01:17:25,360 –> 01:17:27,440
and she’s gonna take like a piece of
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01:17:27,040 –> 01:17:30,320
like
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01:17:27,440 –> 01:17:31,520
the sweat from her brow at this point
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01:17:30,320 –> 01:17:35,280
and then like
1957
01:17:31,520 –> 01:17:38,400
flick it and her ice knife and
1958
01:17:35,280 –> 01:17:39,280
that’s a a sweat knife a sweaty ice
1959
01:17:38,400 –> 01:17:42,960
knife
1960
01:17:39,280 –> 01:17:45,280
gross 18 to hit it’s
1961
01:17:42,960 –> 01:17:46,800
sweet and then he can make his deck safe
1962
01:17:45,280 –> 01:17:48,800
please while i roll this
1963
01:17:46,800 –> 01:17:50,000
so we know if he takes ice damage that’s
1964
01:17:48,800 –> 01:17:52,560
an eight so i’m gonna
1965
01:17:50,000 –> 01:17:53,360
say he does yeah he’ll take the ice
1966
01:17:52,560 –> 01:17:56,640
damage that’s
1967
01:17:53,360 –> 01:17:59,760
five of the ice knife piercing
1968
01:17:56,640 –> 01:18:02,159
and then that’s 10 ice
1969
01:17:59,760 –> 01:18:03,679
damage only five ice damage he resists
1970
01:18:02,159 –> 01:18:05,679
cold and he’s resistant
1971
01:18:03,679 –> 01:18:07,679
right and then let’s go back to my
1972
01:18:05,679 –> 01:18:10,239
little screechy friends
1973
01:18:07,679 –> 01:18:12,080
i will say despite how much he’s still
1974
01:18:10,239 –> 01:18:13,920
roaring and thrashing about he
1975
01:18:12,080 –> 01:18:15,280
does not it looks like he’s basically
1976
01:18:13,920 –> 01:18:17,920
moving by will
1977
01:18:15,280 –> 01:18:19,199
and fury alone do you want me to keep
1978
01:18:17,920 –> 01:18:20,800
rolling them individually or would you
1979
01:18:19,199 –> 01:18:22,000
like me to switch as a group
1980
01:18:20,800 –> 01:18:23,920
that would be lovely if you wouldn’t
1981
01:18:22,000 –> 01:18:26,640
mind actually
1982
01:18:23,920 –> 01:18:28,239
uh yeah they all definitely [ __ ] hit
1983
01:18:26,640 –> 01:18:31,280
cool
1984
01:18:28,239 –> 01:18:34,560
roll that delicious dino damage
1985
01:18:31,280 –> 01:18:35,840
not oh wait yeah nine times seven 63
1986
01:18:34,560 –> 01:18:41,840
damage please from my
1987
01:18:35,840 –> 01:18:41,840
my angry little chompy friends
1988
01:18:46,640 –> 01:18:50,719
they’re just perfect in every single
1989
01:18:48,320 –> 01:18:54,000
waveform shape possible
1990
01:18:50,719 –> 01:18:58,320
and they are also the last thing
1991
01:18:54,000 –> 01:19:01,920
that emor hears before
1992
01:18:58,320 –> 01:19:06,320
he is alive by these
1993
01:19:01,920 –> 01:19:06,320
sickly dying velociraptors
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feed and that is where we shall pause
1995
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our tale for now
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01:19:19,760 –> 01:19:23,920
hello everyone jordan here we have a few
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01:21:52,960 –> 01:21:58,400
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01:21:56,000 –> 01:21:59,840
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01:21:58,400 –> 01:22:02,719
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01:21:59,840 –> 01:22:05,120
we’ve established that he’s boner but
2054
01:22:02,719 –> 01:22:08,639
bonery
2055
01:22:05,120 –> 01:22:08,639
okay and that’s that’s a word
2056
01:22:09,360 –> 01:22:14,159
we’ve established that he is more rigid
2057
01:22:11,600 –> 01:22:14,159
in niche
2058
01:22:15,520 –> 01:22:19,120
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2059
01:22:20,560 –> 01:22:26,800
46 that’s not right
2060
01:22:23,679 –> 01:22:31,199
hang on i’m sorry wrong one how in
2061
01:22:26,800 –> 01:22:34,719
[ _ ] [ _ ] start it was my 100 i’m sorry
2062
01:22:31,199 –> 01:22:38,320
46 out of 10. i got a 46 out of 10.
2063
01:22:34,719 –> 01:22:41,360
that’s not the right dice
2064
01:22:38,320 –> 01:22:41,360
i am sorry
2065
01:22:42,000 –> 01:22:47,280
holy [ __ ] jordan i actually rolled a 9
2066
01:22:44,960 –> 01:22:50,960
000 on damage so yeah he turns into ash
2067
01:22:47,280 –> 01:22:53,840
oh my god i know i know
2068
01:22:50,960 –> 01:22:53,840
i deserve this
2069
01:22:54,239 –> 01:22:58,239
i’m still pretty sure because they came
2070
01:22:55,600 –> 01:23:01,040
from a magic tattoo your birds much like
2071
01:22:58,239 –> 01:23:02,320
when tara’s everything counts as magical
2072
01:23:01,040 –> 01:23:03,760
yes
2073
01:23:02,320 –> 01:23:06,159
when tara flips her hair and there’s
2074
01:23:03,760 –> 01:23:08,960
just sparkles of magic
2075
01:23:06,159 –> 01:23:08,960
indeed
2076
01:23:12,400 –> 01:23:17,040
tara’s family thinks dandruff is excess
2077
01:23:14,719 –> 01:23:20,239
magic
2078
01:23:17,040 –> 01:23:22,000
magic that’s oh boy ah so much magic
2079
01:23:20,239 –> 01:23:28,800
falls off mail it when tara please
2080
01:23:22,000 –> 01:23:28,800
shower at some point
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