Episode 25: Battle in the Boneyard

Due to an absentminded slipup on Saithe’s part, the Agents now find themselves in battle with Immor and his deadly army of gnolls. How will our heroes defeat such a vascular and formidable foe?

Transcript

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do

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hello everyone and welcome back

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to agents of damned our let’s play d d

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podcast featuring myself

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your sometimes benevolent often

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malevolent dungeon master

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jordan roman and as always i am joined

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by my

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fellow players hi guys i’m katy

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and it wasn’t safe’s fault

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it was mine i play safe

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hey guys i’m christina and i play

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wintera for now

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and i’m drew mclean and by bahamut’s

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beautiful bestiary i play the good dr

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arlo aegon and i forgot my book where i

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wrote down all the ideas so i was off

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the cuff

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you guys sound really really downtrodden

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are you guys not excited for

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this amazing fight that i have prepared

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suck my dick

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katie summed it up i would but i don’t

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think i don’t think necrophilia is

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allowed where we are and

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you know it’s talking to a corpse you

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are a

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[ __ ] let’s do this i love you too babe

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last time the agents overheard a

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conversation between kamodra and snapdra

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outside of arlo’s family home snapdra

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tried to convince kamodra to allow arlo

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to be allowed

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to re-enter the military but kamodra

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wouldn’t

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have it claiming it was better that he

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stay out of danger

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after kamodra went inside the agents

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went back to the barracks to pick up

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sniffs

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however sniffs was exhausted from the

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process of enduring the awaken spell

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and needed to sleep until morning once

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he had time to rest the agents attempted

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to probe him for information

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while they did ultimately learn that the

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nulls had likely gone to a place known

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as

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the boneyard the aegis decided to speak

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with him more to determine just how

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smart sims had become

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and triggered several panic attacks in

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existential crises

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after enlightening sniffs on the

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futility of life and the inevitability

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of mortality

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the agents in the fun pals went to the

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stables to track down the nulls

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before they left cal showed up once

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again to wish them luck

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in finding their fugitive and gave arlo

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an item known as the wrangler’s lasso

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after finding the boneyard the teams

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were ambushed by a large group

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of null witherlings reanimated

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undead remains of dead nose

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while many of the team members fought

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valiantly against the overwhelming odds

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the fight came to a swift end when arlo

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used his channel divinity to turn undead

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ending the fight instantly after

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tracking down emor and his giant

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gathering of knowles

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they saw that not only had his

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congregation grown

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but emor himself had become several

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sizes larger

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as the teams attempted to formulate a

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plan saith spoke out loud

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seemingly forgetting her own inability

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to lower the volume of her voice

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emore heard saith yell and howled into

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the desert winds

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and drove ours

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and thus we resume our

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tale

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so before we get into

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this whole situation let me

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break down for you exactly what the

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is so you guys know what you’re getting

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yourselves into

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while emor and the nulls are aware that

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you guys are

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there they have not yet spotted you

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so technically you are hidden however

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they are all actively seeking you out

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as of right now you guys would be well

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behind some rocks maybe about

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100 feet away it is

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still midday so it’s decently well lit

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because of the howling winds and the

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sands blowing about

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vision isn’t necessarily ideal

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while we’re here you guys can go ahead

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and roll me some initiative we’re not

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gonna head into combat

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just yet though as again you guys have

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technically

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not yet been seen i got

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a dirty 20. of course you did same

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and i’m assuming saith has the higher

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decks uh yes

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out of 10. well you guys are

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currently there again they are actively

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seeking you out but have not yet been

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seen and you guys are technically not

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yet in combat so do as you will

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sniff get out there and tell them that

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we’re not here

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what sniffs tell him it was just you and

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that no one else is here

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that you’ve just come back um

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i don’t know if that’s going to

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necessarily

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work he seems a little angrier than

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usual

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sniffs i’m sure that you’ll be

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absolutely fine

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as you guys are having this conversation

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you start to notice something a little

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weird sniffs looks like she’s getting

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taller

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uh-oh sniffs did you get uh yeah bigger

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you’ve been lifting what’s going on

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no what do you and he looks down and

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your eyes follow his

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and you see he has not gotten taller

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he’s floating

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oh uh

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i um

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this is new is it just sniffs floating

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yup it’s just him

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yes you guys know that that scene in

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shrek

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where the donkey can fly and they’re

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like he can fly he can fly he can talk

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yes that’s like that’s the reaction i’m

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just like

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wow he’s smarter than we thought he was

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and now also he can fly

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sniffs puts his uh hands up to his chin

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and starts scratching like

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that’s weird i’ve never been able to do

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that i wonder if it had something to do

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with me getting smart people fly

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yes sniffs you are the true leader of

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your pack

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go and claim your birth right now when

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tara you’ve noticed something a little

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bit weird about what just happened there

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aside from the obvious

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and because of your time with pendleton

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you realize that was telepathic

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communication and sniff’s mouth did not

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move

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oh is sniff [ __ ] psionic now

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i don’t know [ __ ] you yeah so

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when tara just kind of sticks a finger

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in the air and she looks at both of

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in between arlo and sniffs and she’s

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just like arlo he didn’t talk out loud

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that’s that’s in our heads it’s like

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pendleton when he talks to me

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oh i don’t like that fun fact by the way

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this is my way of letting safe

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participate in the conversation

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oh thank you you’re welcome oh

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oh you guys have telepathic

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communication now you don’t have to

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worry about being overheard anymore

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hey wait can you guys can you guys hear

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me right now

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oh my god is what you sound like in your

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brain

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uh yes i guess so

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oh my god that’s so much better than

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your regular voice i mean

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your regular voice is fine frighten

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slaps you on the thigh and it’s like

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nice again in his mind this is nice

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i like this yes but we still need to

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figure out something to do

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with um angry large man

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yes yes we do well

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maybe now that i can fly and

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um brain speak

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maybe i can talk even out of where is he

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um i mean i would probably

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follow the sound of the howling

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as you turn around to point this out you

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emor is not there oh

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that’s not good all the other knolls are

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still around looking but the

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ginormous muscular one has disappeared

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from sight

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so how how close are we to the

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nightmares that we rode in on

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i don’t know how close indies arrived

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with them i think we rode on them

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so i’d imagine that they’re like i would

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imagine we’re either sitting on them or

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like just like

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not very far from them how close are

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between your thighs how close are those

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nightmares that we

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rode in on arlo you’re sitting all right

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sorry peanut butter

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did you name it peanut butter serious

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peanut butter

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the horse like winnie’s and it’s like

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it’s it’s

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it’s subtitles say my name is dark

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stalker peanut butter is my horse slave

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name

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oh my god

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i really can’t with you today all right

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well that’s the knolls are gonna find

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you guys if you don’t do something

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all right i i um i mostly went out like

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well uh concerning that things have

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changed differently

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uh plan b while we try to sort things

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out tug your horses right here and tell

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them the gown

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what i’m i’m trying to in character

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think of a way that you would signal to

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it

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nightmare to gallop into the what is it

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the ethereal

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plane that they can do oh [ __ ] that’s

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the thing they can do i forgot about

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that

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yes sir nicely done and i took an entire

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month

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not reminding you okay

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so you guys travel into the ethereal

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plane

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on your nightmares you’re able to bring

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everyone along with you

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so you guys the fun pals and sniffs are

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all with you

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everything looks roughly the same

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but muted

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almost as if the world has turned

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negative what was dark is now light

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and light is now dark everything has a

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sort of uh

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wispy after shadow that follows it with

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every movement

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that it makes and with it

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you now see hemor oh [ __ ]

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he’s in the ethereal play no but you’re

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able to see him now

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that you’re no longer bound to the

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material plane

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ooh okay he is moving

279
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not quite in your direction but more

280
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like in a roundabout way

281
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like he’s basically trying to like

282
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circle around

283
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to where you guys are because he was the

284
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one who heard you so he has the best

285
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idea on where you guys are

286
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at he’s not going super super fast but

287
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it also will not take him

288
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super long to get to you when tara looks

289
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over at arlo

290
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okay now what um this was about as far

291
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as i had planned out

292
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your ace in the hole i am quaking in my

293
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boots

294
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um but um i doubt very seriously he can

295
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get

296
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into here so um we’ve got time to figure

297
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something else out

298
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i mean we’re essentially undetectable so

299
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while we’re observing the area that

300
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is like that in between of the ethereal

301
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plane

302
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seeing into the material plane what does

303
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the rest of the graveyard look like

304
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unlike the ruins you guys were in before

305
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it’s all pretty much

306
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like one not flat plane but like there’s

307
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not

308
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further caverns in multiple levels

309
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anything like that it is

310
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effectively a two-dimensional space

311
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basically

312
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but there are rock formations that allow

313
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for natural like small ravines that you

314
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guys

315
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could move through undetected provided

316
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there’s not a null that can just look

317
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down in it as well as several impromptu

318
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grave sites and several skeletal remains

319
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that don’t

320
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appear to have been given the attention

321
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of a proper burial

322
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right now you guys are sort of on the

323
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outermost think of it like a ring

324
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where if you go in you’d have to sort of

325
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navigate

326
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across the different rock formations but

327
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there are ways you could hide while

328
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doing so

329
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and again there are some like fairly

330
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large

331
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grave sites that you could also hide

332
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behind so there’s plenty of space for

333
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you to

334
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hide but there’s not like any sort of

335
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caverns or tunnels you could use

336
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okay not naturally at least i think it

337
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would behoove us to

338
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[Music]

339
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like we can handle a lot of gnolls

340
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better we can handle a lot of knowles

341
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and also emore

342
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so maybe we should use this uh

343
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opportunity to

344
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um absolutely [ _ ] more [ _ ] up

345
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christine are we thinking about doing uh

346
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uh the jurassic world plan

347
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the jurassic world plan which one a or b

348
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[Music]

349
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the one that would involve blue if you

350
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uh we can go with that plant and i’ll

351
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have my ravens to keep

352
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the um the crowd away like they’ll

353
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surround

354
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the area around emor and keep the crowd

355
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away

356
00:13:58,079 –> 00:14:02,560
so order of operations like arlo gets

357
00:14:00,880 –> 00:14:04,399
out i’m probably just gonna hit him

358
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normal and then you guys do fancy stuff

359
00:14:04,399 –> 00:14:10,160
so probably like arlo

360
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christina and then uh safe

361
00:14:11,440 –> 00:14:16,000
hey there’s um there’s one more thing i

362
00:14:14,880 –> 00:14:19,440
want to tell you guys

363
00:14:16,000 –> 00:14:19,440
before we go back out there

364
00:14:19,839 –> 00:14:26,880
i’m sure you’ve both noticed that modi

365
00:14:23,120 –> 00:14:26,880
is missing another gemstone

366
00:14:27,040 –> 00:14:34,800
i was granted another boon

367
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and it was

368
00:14:34,800 –> 00:14:41,199
that i can bring anybody back

369
00:14:38,000 –> 00:14:44,560
from death and they will be as they are

370
00:14:41,199 –> 00:14:47,920
as they were when they passed

371
00:14:44,560 –> 00:14:47,920
what that means for today

372
00:14:48,959 –> 00:14:52,480
don’t hold back but don’t try to get

373
00:14:51,120 –> 00:14:56,560
yourselves killed either

374
00:14:52,480 –> 00:14:58,240
especially you arlo jeez you try to

375
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sacrifice yourself for the greater good

376
00:14:58,240 –> 00:15:02,079
once and not all of a sudden you’re the

377
00:15:00,160 –> 00:15:06,000
guy who’s gonna die

378
00:15:02,079 –> 00:15:06,000
i’m sorry excuse me what was that what

379
00:15:06,079 –> 00:15:10,880
i didn’t say anything i more meant the

380
00:15:08,399 –> 00:15:12,079
fact that you already have two death

381
00:15:10,880 –> 00:15:14,320
rolls under your belt

382
00:15:12,079 –> 00:15:15,760
currently oh [ __ ] yeah that is a thing

383
00:15:14,320 –> 00:15:17,279
would we know that would we be able to

384
00:15:15,760 –> 00:15:20,480
tell any difference

385
00:15:17,279 –> 00:15:22,560
no all right quick clarifying question

386
00:15:20,480 –> 00:15:24,720
just so that i know how this all works

387
00:15:22,560 –> 00:15:26,560
out are you guys doing anything while in

388
00:15:24,720 –> 00:15:28,000
the ethereal realm to like

389
00:15:26,560 –> 00:15:29,279
get a specific vantage point on him or

390
00:15:28,000 –> 00:15:30,639
you just bum rushing him and then going

391
00:15:29,279 –> 00:15:32,320
in that order

392
00:15:30,639 –> 00:15:33,680
is there like an advantageous position

393
00:15:32,320 –> 00:15:36,320
to attack him from

394
00:15:33,680 –> 00:15:38,720
uh as i said there is like you guys are

395
00:15:36,320 –> 00:15:40,480
like on the edge of like an upward

396
00:15:38,720 –> 00:15:42,160
uh rock formation so you could get high

397
00:15:40,480 –> 00:15:44,079
ground on him if you wanted

398
00:15:42,160 –> 00:15:45,199
um always go for the high ground high

399
00:15:44,079 –> 00:15:47,680
ground absolutely

400
00:15:45,199 –> 00:15:48,800
it’s over anakin all three of you

401
00:15:47,680 –> 00:15:50,560
because it’s not like

402
00:15:48,800 –> 00:15:52,560
wide enough to handle all three of you

403
00:15:50,560 –> 00:15:54,079
can like it’d be a little awkward if you

404
00:15:52,560 –> 00:15:57,199
guys did that and i’d probably

405
00:15:54,079 –> 00:15:59,440
like do something about that so i’ll

406
00:15:57,199 –> 00:16:01,360
i’ll go in and do fisticuffs we’ll not

407
00:15:59,440 –> 00:16:04,880
fist the cups but i’ll go in and

408
00:16:01,360 –> 00:16:08,560
mess them up winter and safe high ground

409
00:16:04,880 –> 00:16:11,360
arlo um getting in the mix okay

410
00:16:08,560 –> 00:16:12,320
here’s what happens first safe and

411
00:16:11,360 –> 00:16:15,600
wintera

412
00:16:12,320 –> 00:16:19,199
roll me a stealth check please uh

413
00:16:15,600 –> 00:16:22,639
24 15.

414
00:16:19,199 –> 00:16:26,160
so saith winter as you two approach

415
00:16:22,639 –> 00:16:27,120
from up high arlo you the fun pals and

416
00:16:26,160 –> 00:16:29,519
sniffs

417
00:16:27,120 –> 00:16:30,480
i assume you’re bringing them with you

418
00:16:29,519 –> 00:16:33,839
um yeah

419
00:16:30,480 –> 00:16:36,880
sure approach from the front

420
00:16:33,839 –> 00:16:41,440
and before you all can get into position

421
00:16:36,880 –> 00:16:45,360
somehow through the realms

422
00:16:41,440 –> 00:16:49,120
emor locks eyes on you arlo

423
00:16:45,360 –> 00:16:52,240
and howls as you are all

424
00:16:49,120 –> 00:16:52,720
forcibly brought back into the material

425
00:16:52,240 –> 00:16:55,839
plane

426
00:16:52,720 –> 00:16:59,199
prematurely rude

427
00:16:55,839 –> 00:17:01,600
saith you did not get seen you

428
00:16:59,199 –> 00:17:02,880
may have a surprise around everyone else

429
00:17:01,600 –> 00:17:06,160
not so much

430
00:17:02,880 –> 00:17:11,039
cool all right um

431
00:17:06,160 –> 00:17:13,600
i’m going to enact my ravens

432
00:17:11,039 –> 00:17:14,799
all right cool can you read that if you

433
00:17:13,600 –> 00:17:16,720
have that pulled up can you read that

434
00:17:14,799 –> 00:17:18,319
for me so i can remember how that works

435
00:17:16,720 –> 00:17:19,919
also just in case you guys are curious

436
00:17:18,319 –> 00:17:20,480
he has true sight which is how he saw

437
00:17:19,919 –> 00:17:24,640
you

438
00:17:20,480 –> 00:17:27,199
i’m so stupid what i forgot to use my

439
00:17:24,640 –> 00:17:28,000
my dinosaur land advantage on that

440
00:17:27,199 –> 00:17:30,240
stealth roll

441
00:17:28,000 –> 00:17:32,320
um i’ll let you reroll that since

442
00:17:30,240 –> 00:17:34,000
nothing has happened yet

443
00:17:32,320 –> 00:17:35,600
that’s a nat 20. what does that

444
00:17:34,000 –> 00:17:37,120
translate to because i think you may

445
00:17:35,600 –> 00:17:39,679
have forgotten how i do that

446
00:17:37,120 –> 00:17:41,200

  1. okay you both get your surprise

447
00:17:39,679 –> 00:17:43,919
round

448
00:17:41,200 –> 00:17:46,559
um so the language on flock uh mark of

449
00:17:43,919 –> 00:17:49,360
the flock is a tattoo that resembles an

450
00:17:46,559 –> 00:17:51,280
unkindness of ravens taking flight as

451
00:17:49,360 –> 00:17:52,720
one the wearer may activate this tattoo

452
00:17:51,280 –> 00:17:55,919
as an action

453
00:17:52,720 –> 00:17:59,280
causing an unkindness of ravens to

454
00:17:55,919 –> 00:18:01,200
unleash from the wearer’s tattooed area

455
00:17:59,280 –> 00:18:02,720
okay so what are you having them do just

456
00:18:01,200 –> 00:18:03,840
attack him or do you want to try and do

457
00:18:02,720 –> 00:18:07,600
something else with them

458
00:18:03,840 –> 00:18:12,160
so i’m gonna actually have them surround

459
00:18:07,600 –> 00:18:15,360
arlo and basically act as like

460
00:18:12,160 –> 00:18:18,400
a shield huh

461
00:18:15,360 –> 00:18:21,760
okay interesting

462
00:18:18,400 –> 00:18:22,559
and winter um when tara we’re going with

463
00:18:21,760 –> 00:18:26,400
blue right

464
00:18:22,559 –> 00:18:29,600
that’s a plan yep yes when tara

465
00:18:26,400 –> 00:18:32,559
lets out a threatening screech of a

466
00:18:29,600 –> 00:18:32,559
velociraptor

467
00:18:34,400 –> 00:18:40,640
oh it’s been too long

468
00:18:35,960 –> 00:18:42,880
[Laughter]

469
00:18:40,640 –> 00:18:43,679
there’s eight of them with pack tactics

470
00:18:42,880 –> 00:18:45,520
sorry what

471
00:18:43,679 –> 00:18:47,360
there’s eight of them with pack tactics

472
00:18:45,520 –> 00:18:49,600
that i’d like to surround emor

473
00:18:47,360 –> 00:18:51,679
and guess what they have as well as pack

474
00:18:49,600 –> 00:18:54,320
tactics jordan

475
00:18:51,679 –> 00:18:54,320
multi-attack

476
00:18:54,960 –> 00:18:57,840
well let’s see if you can whittle down

477
00:18:56,320 –> 00:18:58,320
this big boy with true sight which

478
00:18:57,840 –> 00:19:02,400
should be

479
00:18:58,320 –> 00:19:05,600
telling would you like me to go

480
00:19:02,400 –> 00:19:07,440
off of average for them or roll for them

481
00:19:05,600 –> 00:19:09,039
no i really want to break your spirits

482
00:19:07,440 –> 00:19:12,799
roll each one

483
00:19:09,039 –> 00:19:16,400
okay um first one

484
00:19:12,799 –> 00:19:20,320
does a 16 hit no

485
00:19:16,400 –> 00:19:23,600
second attack for the first boy does a

486
00:19:20,320 –> 00:19:24,000
22 hit yes okay so the second attack for

487
00:19:23,600 –> 00:19:27,600
the first

488
00:19:24,000 –> 00:19:29,440
boy is a claws attack for slashing

489
00:19:27,600 –> 00:19:32,480
and it’s magical slashing because it’s

490
00:19:29,440 –> 00:19:34,799
my summon all righty then nice

491
00:19:32,480 –> 00:19:35,679
boy two gets a nat 20 to hit on his

492
00:19:34,799 –> 00:19:38,160
first attack

493
00:19:35,679 –> 00:19:39,760
all right so he crits so uh that’s a

494
00:19:38,160 –> 00:19:42,320
byte and the average is

495
00:19:39,760 –> 00:19:43,919
five uh it says the total it could do is

496
00:19:42,320 –> 00:19:46,880
one d6 plus two

497
00:19:43,919 –> 00:19:48,320
that would be 13 damage does a non-nat

498
00:19:46,880 –> 00:19:51,440
20 hit

499
00:19:48,320 –> 00:19:54,160
yes okay then um that’s

500
00:19:51,440 –> 00:19:55,039
another four magical slashing on his

501
00:19:54,160 –> 00:19:58,080
second attack

502
00:19:55,039 –> 00:20:00,240
on third boy’s attack that’s a

503
00:19:58,080 –> 00:20:01,200
another 16 which misses for his first

504
00:20:00,240 –> 00:20:03,679
attack

505
00:20:01,200 –> 00:20:04,400
and another 16 which misses so third boy

506
00:20:03,679 –> 00:20:07,840
misses

507
00:20:04,400 –> 00:20:11,440
boy four 17 misses

508
00:20:07,840 –> 00:20:14,320
okay first attack second attack

509
00:20:11,440 –> 00:20:15,280
non-nat 20 which hits so it’s another

510
00:20:14,320 –> 00:20:18,960
four

511
00:20:15,280 –> 00:20:22,400
magical slashing for him girl five

512
00:20:18,960 –> 00:20:23,840
seventeen misses attack two non not

513
00:20:22,400 –> 00:20:25,760
twenty those are both sixteens so

514
00:20:23,840 –> 00:20:29,760
another magical four

515
00:20:25,760 –> 00:20:32,320
okay six uh that misses

516
00:20:29,760 –> 00:20:33,280
and that misses so girl six hit misses

517
00:20:32,320 –> 00:20:36,320
seven

518
00:20:33,280 –> 00:20:39,679
seven gets a uh 23 to hit

519
00:20:36,320 –> 00:20:43,039
for her first attack so that’s five

520
00:20:39,679 –> 00:20:47,520
magical piercing followed by

521
00:20:43,039 –> 00:20:50,960
a 22 of magical for slashing

522
00:20:47,520 –> 00:20:53,600
and this is girl eight uh 21 to hit

523
00:20:50,960 –> 00:20:54,640
five magical piercing followed by

524
00:20:53,600 –> 00:20:58,000
another crit

525
00:20:54,640 –> 00:21:00,640
um which for the claws is a d4 plus

526
00:20:58,000 –> 00:21:01,440
two whichever just a four so that’d be

527
00:21:00,640 –> 00:21:05,440
ten

528
00:21:01,440 –> 00:21:07,520
cool he looks mildly annoyed

529
00:21:05,440 –> 00:21:09,440
now question for you because

530
00:21:07,520 –> 00:21:11,679
velociraptors have pack tactics

531
00:21:09,440 –> 00:21:13,600
and they screed would more velociraptors

532
00:21:11,679 –> 00:21:16,080
from the area assume that there’s food

533
00:21:13,600 –> 00:21:18,080
involved and come running into the area

534
00:21:16,080 –> 00:21:19,760
i am not putting that many creatures in

535
00:21:18,080 –> 00:21:21,760
this fight there’s already more than i

536
00:21:19,760 –> 00:21:24,400
can handle likely abso

537
00:21:21,760 –> 00:21:25,440
[ __ ] lutely not that is not a logical

538
00:21:24,400 –> 00:21:28,880
reason to say no

539
00:21:25,440 –> 00:21:30,080
no but i’m the dm so [ __ ] you that’s the

540
00:21:28,880 –> 00:21:32,320
laziest reason to say

541
00:21:30,080 –> 00:21:34,240
no i’m just saying they have tactics

542
00:21:32,320 –> 00:21:35,760
they’re pack animals if a velociraptor

543
00:21:34,240 –> 00:21:36,480
nearby heard hey there’s food in the

544
00:21:35,760 –> 00:21:38,080
area they saw

545
00:21:36,480 –> 00:21:39,679
a bunch of velociraptors attacking

546
00:21:38,080 –> 00:21:43,039
something i said

547
00:21:39,679 –> 00:21:45,200
no i’m not allowing this nonsense that’s

548
00:21:43,039 –> 00:21:48,559
too much

549
00:21:45,200 –> 00:21:51,840
okay so that was my action and

550
00:21:48,559 –> 00:21:52,640
um is my cow an action or a bonus action

551
00:21:51,840 –> 00:21:56,400
jordan

552
00:21:52,640 –> 00:21:59,440
bonus action i’m gonna go ahead and

553
00:21:56,400 –> 00:22:01,679
throw up my my periton cowl

554
00:21:59,440 –> 00:22:03,120
all right all right double my movement

555
00:22:01,679 –> 00:22:05,360
speed and so i don’t get after

556
00:22:03,120 –> 00:22:07,200
i don’t prompt opportunity i get flyby

557
00:22:05,360 –> 00:22:09,520
is that it for your turn or your

558
00:22:07,200 –> 00:22:10,240
sneak attack or whatever yeah that’s for

559
00:22:09,520 –> 00:22:13,280
my surprise

560
00:22:10,240 –> 00:22:13,600
all right and with that we are finally

561
00:22:13,280 –> 00:22:17,120
in

562
00:22:13,600 –> 00:22:19,039
initiative proper top of the order safe

563
00:22:17,120 –> 00:22:20,400
i’m gonna fire on the big boy with my

564
00:22:19,039 –> 00:22:23,679
crossbow

565
00:22:20,400 –> 00:22:26,000
all right go ahead and roll to hit

566
00:22:23,679 –> 00:22:27,600
oh are you using any special shot oh

567
00:22:26,000 –> 00:22:28,480
you’re right i do have special ammo hang

568
00:22:27,600 –> 00:22:30,880
on

569
00:22:28,480 –> 00:22:32,159
so many options what is a girl to do

570
00:22:30,880 –> 00:22:33,200
this is technically your fault jordan

571
00:22:32,159 –> 00:22:34,240
you’re the one that gave all these

572
00:22:33,200 –> 00:22:37,679
things to us

573
00:22:34,240 –> 00:22:40,480
i know okay so guys i can do poison

574
00:22:37,679 –> 00:22:42,640
blindness confusion entanglement or

575
00:22:40,480 –> 00:22:44,080
paralysis with my crossbow

576
00:22:42,640 –> 00:22:46,480
he has true sight so blindness won’t

577
00:22:44,080 –> 00:22:48,400
help entanglement would be pretty dope

578
00:22:46,480 –> 00:22:50,080
entanglement he’s restrained for one

579
00:22:48,400 –> 00:22:52,240
hour okay

580
00:22:50,080 –> 00:22:53,120
so we’ll do that then i will fire with

581
00:22:52,240 –> 00:22:56,960
entanglement

582
00:22:53,120 –> 00:23:00,000
all right roll the hit holy [ __ ]

583
00:22:56,960 –> 00:23:02,720
that was a natural 20. why am i

584
00:23:00,000 –> 00:23:03,919
not surprised because [ __ ] you it’s my

585
00:23:02,720 –> 00:23:06,799
blood dice

586
00:23:03,919 –> 00:23:08,000
why do you even roll god i don’t even

587
00:23:06,799 –> 00:23:11,120
know man i don’t

588
00:23:08,000 –> 00:23:14,159
even know anymore

589
00:23:11,120 –> 00:23:15,760
well you’re damaged 12. so that’s an

590
00:23:14,159 –> 00:23:18,960
extra 10 damage you did to him

591
00:23:15,760 –> 00:23:22,000
so 22 damage is the correct number so

592
00:23:18,960 –> 00:23:24,799
you fire this bolt and as soon as it

593
00:23:22,000 –> 00:23:28,159
hits not only does it hit him like

594
00:23:24,799 –> 00:23:30,559
upsettingly close to where the

595
00:23:28,159 –> 00:23:31,520
crystal embedded in his chest is which

596
00:23:30,559 –> 00:23:34,799
seems to cause him

597
00:23:31,520 –> 00:23:37,039
an obscene amount of harm vines

598
00:23:34,799 –> 00:23:39,440
immediately grow out and root into the

599
00:23:37,039 –> 00:23:41,440
ground wrapping themselves around him

600
00:23:39,440 –> 00:23:44,480
he more struggles valiantly but is

601
00:23:41,440 –> 00:23:44,480
unable to do anything

602
00:23:47,600 –> 00:23:53,679
all right i’m gonna use a bonus action

603
00:23:49,840 –> 00:23:53,679
to hide roll me that cell check

604
00:23:53,720 –> 00:23:59,440
25 i mean yeah

605
00:23:57,630 –> 00:24:02,400
[Laughter]

606
00:23:59,440 –> 00:24:04,400
i’m back in the ethereal plane yeah no

607
00:24:02,400 –> 00:24:06,799
not not that ethereal

608
00:24:04,400 –> 00:24:07,679
i’m back in the ethanol plane back in

609
00:24:06,799 –> 00:24:11,520
that there are

610
00:24:07,679 –> 00:24:11,840
ethero plane all right that is going to

611
00:24:11,520 –> 00:24:14,880
be

612
00:24:11,840 –> 00:24:17,039
tara’s turn okay

613
00:24:14,880 –> 00:24:18,799
should i should i bring zel out now guys

614
00:24:17,039 –> 00:24:22,240
or should i wait oh no like

615
00:24:18,799 –> 00:24:24,880
like [ _ ] [ _ ] do it do it to him

616
00:24:22,240 –> 00:24:26,480
all right i’d like to throw the spear

617
00:24:24,880 –> 00:24:28,960
and jump off this

618
00:24:26,480 –> 00:24:29,520
horrible horrible nightmare onto zao’s

619
00:24:28,960 –> 00:24:31,679
back as

620
00:24:29,520 –> 00:24:32,799
al is as being summoned you look back

621
00:24:31,679 –> 00:24:35,919
and the nightmare looks

622
00:24:32,799 –> 00:24:38,799
sad oh no it’s like

623
00:24:35,919 –> 00:24:40,559
dropping it’s like dropping yoshi over

624
00:24:38,799 –> 00:24:42,400
over a pool of water

625
00:24:40,559 –> 00:24:43,919
not like she killed the horse the horse

626
00:24:42,400 –> 00:24:46,320
dies it’s weird

627
00:24:43,919 –> 00:24:47,710
he dies of a broken heart he burst into

628
00:24:46,320 –> 00:24:49,919
flames weird

629
00:24:47,710 –> 00:24:52,720
[Laughter]

630
00:24:49,919 –> 00:24:54,559
so how are we looking on the front of

631
00:24:52,720 –> 00:24:57,840
the other creatures in the area

632
00:24:54,559 –> 00:25:00,240
outside of him they are all beelining it

633
00:24:57,840 –> 00:25:01,760
towards the angry howling vascular

634
00:25:00,240 –> 00:25:03,120
monster that you guys are currently

635
00:25:01,760 –> 00:25:04,880
fighting they will likely be able to

636
00:25:03,120 –> 00:25:08,000
make it on their turn

637
00:25:04,880 –> 00:25:10,320
okay i’d like to send four

638
00:25:08,000 –> 00:25:11,200
of my velociraptors to go in their

639
00:25:10,320 –> 00:25:14,480
direction

640
00:25:11,200 –> 00:25:17,840
and i want to

641
00:25:14,480 –> 00:25:20,480
have me and zal

642
00:25:17,840 –> 00:25:21,440
because i’m on zell’s back dive attack

643
00:25:20,480 –> 00:25:24,240
at him

644
00:25:21,440 –> 00:25:24,559
okay and it’s a bite dive attack and

645
00:25:24,240 –> 00:25:27,120
then

646
00:25:24,559 –> 00:25:29,200
that will go back up in the air this is

647
00:25:27,120 –> 00:25:31,120
just zell doing it right

648
00:25:29,200 –> 00:25:33,200
yes okay just wanna make sure you’re not

649
00:25:31,120 –> 00:25:36,480
gonna try and pull some nonsense on me

650
00:25:33,200 –> 00:25:39,520
non nat 20 yeah okay so

651
00:25:36,480 –> 00:25:43,120
he his dive attack jordan gets an extra

652
00:25:39,520 –> 00:25:45,600
10 to the target 10 damage 10 damage and

653
00:25:43,120 –> 00:25:47,200
it’s an average of 12 so it’s 22 damage

654
00:25:45,600 –> 00:25:49,840
for his dive attack before he goes back

655
00:25:47,200 –> 00:25:52,320
up in the air and then

656
00:25:49,840 –> 00:25:53,039
i’d like my other four babies to attack

657
00:25:52,320 –> 00:25:57,279
him as well

658
00:25:53,039 –> 00:26:00,159
so velociraptor one gets a 21 to hit

659
00:25:57,279 –> 00:26:01,279
for his first attack so it’s five

660
00:26:00,159 –> 00:26:04,960
magical piercing

661
00:26:01,279 –> 00:26:08,080
second attack is a natural 20 so

662
00:26:04,960 –> 00:26:11,200
10 cr 10 crit uh so then second boy

663
00:26:08,080 –> 00:26:14,320
um gets an 18 to hit that hits

664
00:26:11,200 –> 00:26:17,760
okay so first uh bite is five

665
00:26:14,320 –> 00:26:20,640
magical piercing uh second attack is

666
00:26:17,760 –> 00:26:21,760
a 22 so it’s four magical slashing and

667
00:26:20,640 –> 00:26:24,320
boy four

668
00:26:21,760 –> 00:26:26,240
is another 22 for the first attack so

669
00:26:24,320 –> 00:26:26,720
five magical piercing followed by

670
00:26:26,240 –> 00:26:30,080
another

671
00:26:26,720 –> 00:26:30,960
critical hit of 10 slashing magical

672
00:26:30,080 –> 00:26:33,440
damage

673
00:26:30,960 –> 00:26:34,080
and then the other four are going to

674
00:26:33,440 –> 00:26:35,760
attack

675
00:26:34,080 –> 00:26:37,679
i’ll have two attack one knoll and two

676
00:26:35,760 –> 00:26:39,200
attack another null

677
00:26:37,679 –> 00:26:41,440
okay i’m only going to ask this because

678
00:26:39,200 –> 00:26:44,720
there are multiple kinds of

679
00:26:41,440 –> 00:26:48,000
nulls you see several nulls

680
00:26:44,720 –> 00:26:50,799
10 in total writing towards you on these

681
00:26:48,000 –> 00:26:52,320
weird wolf-like creatures that have

682
00:26:50,799 –> 00:26:56,320
scorpion tails

683
00:26:52,320 –> 00:26:57,520
and you see two other ones that are not

684
00:26:56,320 –> 00:27:00,400
on them that are

685
00:26:57,520 –> 00:27:01,679
trailing behind a fair amount uh that

686
00:27:00,400 –> 00:27:05,120
appear to be holding

687
00:27:01,679 –> 00:27:07,039
stabs like some sort of a voodoo

688
00:27:05,120 –> 00:27:09,600
type deal and then there’s also just a

689
00:27:07,039 –> 00:27:11,600
bunch that are wielding bows but they do

690
00:27:09,600 –> 00:27:13,520
not appear to be moving quite as much so

691
00:27:11,600 –> 00:27:15,440
which one of those do you want to hit

692
00:27:13,520 –> 00:27:16,880
uh of the ones that are on the weird

693
00:27:15,440 –> 00:27:18,320
wolf scorpion creatures

694
00:27:16,880 –> 00:27:20,000
two of them look stronger than the

695
00:27:18,320 –> 00:27:22,960
others uh

696
00:27:20,000 –> 00:27:24,799
those two i’ll say that from from my

697
00:27:22,960 –> 00:27:25,679
ridiculous vantage point in the sky at

698
00:27:24,799 –> 00:27:28,640
the moment

699
00:27:25,679 –> 00:27:29,600
that i spot them and i go those ones

700
00:27:28,640 –> 00:27:32,799
guys

701
00:27:29,600 –> 00:27:36,000
alright so first group of two

702
00:27:32,799 –> 00:27:36,559
first attack nat 20 on the first hit so

703
00:27:36,000 –> 00:27:39,600
13

704
00:27:36,559 –> 00:27:42,080
is the crit damage um magical piercing

705
00:27:39,600 –> 00:27:42,880
second one attack or the second attack

706
00:27:42,080 –> 00:27:46,240
of the first one

707
00:27:42,880 –> 00:27:47,200
is a 21 to hit yeah this is the second

708
00:27:46,240 –> 00:27:49,679
attack of the first one

709
00:27:47,200 –> 00:27:51,279
uh so that’s the claw attack so that’s

710
00:27:49,679 –> 00:27:54,399
for magical slashing

711
00:27:51,279 –> 00:27:57,039
and then boy two is a 18

712
00:27:54,399 –> 00:27:57,679
hits okay that’s the five magical

713
00:27:57,039 –> 00:28:01,200
piercing

714
00:27:57,679 –> 00:28:03,200
followed by a 15 hits

715
00:28:01,200 –> 00:28:05,360
okay and that’s the four slashing so

716
00:28:03,200 –> 00:28:08,240
that’s first group and then second group

717
00:28:05,360 –> 00:28:10,399
first boy uh crits on his first attack

718
00:28:08,240 –> 00:28:12,880
so that’s the 13 magical piercing

719
00:28:10,399 –> 00:28:13,600
non-nat 20 for the second attack so

720
00:28:12,880 –> 00:28:16,240
that’s

721
00:28:13,600 –> 00:28:17,039
four magical slashing second of the

722
00:28:16,240 –> 00:28:20,240
second group

723
00:28:17,039 –> 00:28:21,360
is a 23 to hit which is five magical

724
00:28:20,240 –> 00:28:24,880
piercing

725
00:28:21,360 –> 00:28:28,240
and 15 which i think you said hits yeah

726
00:28:24,880 –> 00:28:30,000
uh so that’s the magical four slashing

727
00:28:28,240 –> 00:28:31,360
they’re not looking great they didn’t

728
00:28:30,000 –> 00:28:33,840
like being mulled by dinosaurs as it

729
00:28:31,360 –> 00:28:33,840
turns out

730
00:28:34,799 –> 00:28:38,240
is that going to be it for you that’s

731
00:28:37,279 –> 00:28:40,720
all i can do

732
00:28:38,240 –> 00:28:43,840
right the second that i want to do

733
00:28:40,720 –> 00:28:47,840
that’s it for your half hour turn

734
00:28:43,840 –> 00:28:49,679
of ridiculous damage yes okay

735
00:28:47,840 –> 00:28:50,960
those guys that were attacked are now

736
00:28:49,679 –> 00:28:55,360
going to

737
00:28:50,960 –> 00:28:57,600
make their attacks on your dinosaurs

738
00:28:55,360 –> 00:29:00,480
uh first attack misses second attack

739
00:28:57,600 –> 00:29:02,399
misses real hard that die is fired

740
00:29:00,480 –> 00:29:03,600
no keep using that one jordan that was a

741
00:29:02,399 –> 00:29:05,360
two and a one

742
00:29:03,600 –> 00:29:06,960
oh definitely keep using that one

743
00:29:05,360 –> 00:29:08,559
especially for emor

744
00:29:06,960 –> 00:29:12,640
that die is also fired that was a one

745
00:29:08,559 –> 00:29:14,720
and a two

746
00:29:12,640 –> 00:29:16,320
okay wow these guys suck [ __ ] the

747
00:29:14,720 –> 00:29:18,480
velociraptors are over there just like

748
00:29:16,320 –> 00:29:20,960
dodging back and forth taunting them

749
00:29:18,480 –> 00:29:22,159
just having a blast i feel like they’re

750
00:29:20,960 –> 00:29:23,919
like high-fiving and

751
00:29:22,159 –> 00:29:25,919
like chest bumping each other just like

752
00:29:23,919 –> 00:29:27,440
just like high-tailing it because they

753
00:29:25,919 –> 00:29:28,799
have the little long pointy tails that

754
00:29:27,440 –> 00:29:29,760
stick up in the air so they’re just like

755
00:29:28,799 –> 00:29:33,520
yeah like

756
00:29:29,760 –> 00:29:33,520
like a tail high five yep

757
00:29:34,080 –> 00:29:40,640
so the two that were

758
00:29:37,679 –> 00:29:41,520
the more magicky looking ones they run

759
00:29:40,640 –> 00:29:43,840
up

760
00:29:41,520 –> 00:29:45,120
as far as they can they’re not quite

761
00:29:43,840 –> 00:29:48,080
able to get like within

762
00:29:45,120 –> 00:29:48,799
melee range however they are in casting

763
00:29:48,080 –> 00:29:52,240
range

764
00:29:48,799 –> 00:29:56,159
and they will both cast erupting

765
00:29:52,240 –> 00:29:58,159
earth into space in front of emor

766
00:29:56,159 –> 00:29:59,600
i will say because of how true sight

767
00:29:58,159 –> 00:30:01,440
worked this will only affect the

768
00:29:59,600 –> 00:30:02,559
velociraptors arlo you did not have a

769
00:30:01,440 –> 00:30:04,159
chance to get close enough before you

770
00:30:02,559 –> 00:30:05,200
got dragged out of the ethereal plane

771
00:30:04,159 –> 00:30:08,240
because he saw you

772
00:30:05,200 –> 00:30:09,279
ironically emor’s bloodlust kind of bit

773
00:30:08,240 –> 00:30:12,640
him in the ass there

774
00:30:09,279 –> 00:30:12,640
and also some dinosaurs

775
00:30:12,799 –> 00:30:16,159
well the dinosaurs need to make

776
00:30:14,720 –> 00:30:19,279
dexterity saving throws

777
00:30:16,159 –> 00:30:23,279
four of them do at least boy one

778
00:30:19,279 –> 00:30:25,279
gets an 18 2 gets an 18

779
00:30:23,279 –> 00:30:26,399
3 gets a not 20 but that translates to a

780
00:30:25,279 –> 00:30:29,279
22

781
00:30:26,399 –> 00:30:30,000
and 4 gets a 12 so probably fails that

782
00:30:29,279 –> 00:30:33,600
one

783
00:30:30,000 –> 00:30:36,559
yes uh so that

784
00:30:33,600 –> 00:30:37,200
one will take 21 points of bludgeoning

785
00:30:36,559 –> 00:30:39,600
damage

786
00:30:37,200 –> 00:30:40,559
that one just poofs it’s just it it

787
00:30:39,600 –> 00:30:43,760
poofs into

788
00:30:40,559 –> 00:30:46,080
sad purple magic of dinosaur dust

789
00:30:43,760 –> 00:30:47,120
the other ones take 10 bludgeoning

790
00:30:46,080 –> 00:30:50,880
damage

791
00:30:47,120 –> 00:30:53,279
and now the ground around emory is

792
00:30:50,880 –> 00:30:54,240
a difficult terrain my other three are

793
00:30:53,279 –> 00:30:56,399
still standing

794
00:30:54,240 –> 00:30:57,360
next up is going to be the other knolls

795
00:30:56,399 –> 00:30:58,480
that are ragging and they’re going to

796
00:30:57,360 –> 00:31:02,000
try and uh

797
00:30:58,480 –> 00:31:04,960
help their shiggy shiggy bosses from not

798
00:31:02,000 –> 00:31:06,559
dying a horrible dinosaur related death

799
00:31:04,960 –> 00:31:07,200
okay there we go that’s a double digit

800
00:31:06,559 –> 00:31:11,200
roll

801
00:31:07,200 –> 00:31:14,080
does a 17 hit

802
00:31:11,200 –> 00:31:15,360
oh yeah the first one that was attacking

803
00:31:14,080 –> 00:31:18,799
the other knolls

804
00:31:15,360 –> 00:31:20,559
takes six points of damage oh i’m sorry

805
00:31:18,799 –> 00:31:22,159
five points of damage i said that wrong

806
00:31:20,559 –> 00:31:24,159
that one misses

807
00:31:22,159 –> 00:31:25,440
that one hits another five damage on

808
00:31:24,159 –> 00:31:28,559
we’ll say the second one

809
00:31:25,440 –> 00:31:29,440
does a 12 hit it does not no one misses

810
00:31:28,559 –> 00:31:31,919
all right

811
00:31:29,440 –> 00:31:33,840
17 hits third one takes five damage

812
00:31:31,919 –> 00:31:35,760
there’s a 16 hit

813
00:31:33,840 –> 00:31:37,039
fourth one takes five damage and that’s

814
00:31:35,760 –> 00:31:40,000
all the damage they take

815
00:31:37,039 –> 00:31:41,200
now the archers are going to shoot at

816
00:31:40,000 –> 00:31:43,200
we’ll say their best vantage point would

817
00:31:41,200 –> 00:31:44,640
be on you when tara since faith is

818
00:31:43,200 –> 00:31:45,039
successfully hidden and everyone else is

819
00:31:44,640 –> 00:31:47,919
behind

820
00:31:45,039 –> 00:31:49,200
how high can their sh their shots go

821
00:31:47,919 –> 00:31:53,039
they are long bows

822
00:31:49,200 –> 00:31:54,559
okay so far enough would zell take the

823
00:31:53,039 –> 00:31:55,519
hit before i do though because i’m on

824
00:31:54,559 –> 00:31:57,840
zal’s back

825
00:31:55,519 –> 00:31:59,440
yes uh did they like procure the long

826
00:31:57,840 –> 00:32:00,880
balls themselves or did imore give them

827
00:31:59,440 –> 00:32:02,399
the long bows

828
00:32:00,880 –> 00:32:03,919
cause i mean if like emor gave them the

829
00:32:02,399 –> 00:32:06,490
long balls and they’re really more like

830
00:32:03,919 –> 00:32:10,490
dong bows am i right

831
00:32:06,490 –> 00:32:10,490
[Laughter]

832
00:32:11,120 –> 00:32:15,840
i’m gonna keep trying to kill your wife

833
00:32:12,480 –> 00:32:15,840
thank you

834
00:32:17,120 –> 00:32:22,240
does the 15 hit xall 15 hit zell

835
00:32:20,159 –> 00:32:23,200
okay uh he takes five points of piercing

836
00:32:22,240 –> 00:32:25,840
damage that’s

837
00:32:23,200 –> 00:32:27,360
that one that one hits another five how

838
00:32:25,840 –> 00:32:31,679
many of these archers are there jordan

839
00:32:27,360 –> 00:32:36,080
there’s eight and you got hit by two

840
00:32:31,679 –> 00:32:38,880
and with that it’s emora’s turn

841
00:32:36,080 –> 00:32:40,000
emor continues to struggle against it

842
00:32:38,880 –> 00:32:43,600
but is otherwise

843
00:32:40,000 –> 00:32:46,720
unable to escape and then

844
00:32:43,600 –> 00:32:50,000
in a loud blood-curdling roar

845
00:32:46,720 –> 00:32:51,120
he vanishes and the vines fall and he

846
00:32:50,000 –> 00:32:54,320
shows up

847
00:32:51,120 –> 00:32:55,279
right in front of you arlo what’s up

848
00:32:54,320 –> 00:32:58,320
peter lord

849
00:32:55,279 –> 00:33:00,880
i’m going to paint my walls with your

850
00:32:58,320 –> 00:33:02,000
blood

851
00:33:00,880 –> 00:33:03,519
actually i don’t have a response for

852
00:33:02,000 –> 00:33:04,960
that one that’s a pretty good one he

853
00:33:03,519 –> 00:33:06,080
says nothing and just stares angrily

854
00:33:04,960 –> 00:33:08,080
because that was his full action

855
00:33:06,080 –> 00:33:11,120
[Laughter]

856
00:33:08,080 –> 00:33:13,600
that was his full action he cast a spell

857
00:33:11,120 –> 00:33:14,960
oh [ __ ] yeah i’m not going to cheat i’d

858
00:33:13,600 –> 00:33:16,159
love to smack the dog [ __ ] out of you

859
00:33:14,960 –> 00:33:20,240
but i play fair

860
00:33:16,159 –> 00:33:23,200
this time it’s sniff’s turn yay

861
00:33:20,240 –> 00:33:24,080
boy why are so many people this goddamn

862
00:33:23,200 –> 00:33:25,519
initiative

863
00:33:24,080 –> 00:33:26,880
it’s not my fault you brought sniffs

864
00:33:25,519 –> 00:33:28,000
there’s a lot of people in this combat

865
00:33:26,880 –> 00:33:28,880
let’s be real we haven’t even factored

866
00:33:28,000 –> 00:33:31,760
in the fun pals

867
00:33:28,880 –> 00:33:32,880
yeah we haven’t done the fun pals yet so

868
00:33:31,760 –> 00:33:36,840
sniffs

869
00:33:32,880 –> 00:33:39,279
he is going to look at

870
00:33:36,840 –> 00:33:41,919
emory maybe uh

871
00:33:39,279 –> 00:33:42,960
calm down a second and unknowingly

872
00:33:41,919 –> 00:33:46,480
attempts to cast

873
00:33:42,960 –> 00:33:50,000
slow on emor amor is going to

874
00:33:46,480 –> 00:33:52,720
make his save and

875
00:33:50,000 –> 00:33:54,159
passes like a madman so as far as sniffs

876
00:33:52,720 –> 00:33:57,200
knows he did nothing

877
00:33:54,159 –> 00:33:58,480
okay arlo now you’re up yay he’s just

878
00:33:57,200 –> 00:34:00,640
like right up on me

879
00:33:58,480 –> 00:34:01,919
yeah he’s right up on you like you just

880
00:34:00,640 –> 00:34:02,640
say you’re gonna paint the wall with my

881
00:34:01,919 –> 00:34:05,200
blood

882
00:34:02,640 –> 00:34:06,720
yeah and you’re surrounded by ravens but

883
00:34:05,200 –> 00:34:09,760
they’re doing you a protec

884
00:34:06,720 –> 00:34:11,520
huh oh yeah ravens i was like oh wait i

885
00:34:09,760 –> 00:34:11,839
have a better idea i forgot i brought

886
00:34:11,520 –> 00:34:14,000
this

887
00:34:11,839 –> 00:34:15,359
and then he um swings at him with full

888
00:34:14,000 –> 00:34:18,839
force with his hammer

889
00:34:15,359 –> 00:34:22,079
roll to hit 19 to hit

890
00:34:18,839 –> 00:34:23,520
hits and i’m going to use

891
00:34:22,079 –> 00:34:25,359
since you’re you complain about it’s not

892
00:34:23,520 –> 00:34:29,200
using our magic items enough

893
00:34:25,359 –> 00:34:31,280
elders tempest benevolence

894
00:34:29,200 –> 00:34:32,720
and use it’s uh its feature aside from

895
00:34:31,280 –> 00:34:34,560
like doing its damage when you use this

896
00:34:32,720 –> 00:34:37,200
feature to uh

897
00:34:34,560 –> 00:34:38,240
knock the boy prone so strength saving

898
00:34:37,200 –> 00:34:41,040
throw

899
00:34:38,240 –> 00:34:43,359
and i expend a key point to do that does

900
00:34:41,040 –> 00:34:46,960
a 16 pass

901
00:34:43,359 –> 00:34:49,440
uh that does pass it does still hurt but

902
00:34:46,960 –> 00:34:50,960
he does not get knocked prone he’s gonna

903
00:34:49,440 –> 00:34:52,879
take uh

904
00:34:50,960 –> 00:34:54,399
he’s gonna take 10 damage and then i’m

905
00:34:52,879 –> 00:34:58,320
going to use

906
00:34:54,399 –> 00:35:02,160
my war domain uh feature to hit him

907
00:34:58,320 –> 00:35:05,280
one more again oh boy that’s a

908
00:35:02,160 –> 00:35:06,880
22 to hit it’s

909
00:35:05,280 –> 00:35:07,920
i’m gonna roll the damage first since

910
00:35:06,880 –> 00:35:08,640
that’s the thing that we know that’s

911
00:35:07,920 –> 00:35:11,200
happening

912
00:35:08,640 –> 00:35:13,280
that’s gonna be uh nine damage and uh

913
00:35:11,200 –> 00:35:16,320
roll me another strength saving throw

914
00:35:13,280 –> 00:35:18,480
he passes

915
00:35:16,320 –> 00:35:20,560
i take it that was a net no but it was

916
00:35:18,480 –> 00:35:22,720
higher than the first roll

917
00:35:20,560 –> 00:35:23,760
well i hit him twice yeah no you did

918
00:35:22,720 –> 00:35:26,000
some damage to him

919
00:35:23,760 –> 00:35:28,079
i will tell you this he is starting to

920
00:35:26,000 –> 00:35:28,400
look pretty rough like he’s definitely

921
00:35:28,079 –> 00:35:30,160
not

922
00:35:28,400 –> 00:35:32,079
anywhere near as intimidating as he

923
00:35:30,160 –> 00:35:34,560
looked before

924
00:35:32,079 –> 00:35:36,800
is that gonna be it for you no jordan i

925
00:35:34,560 –> 00:35:38,079
can do more than two attacks in a round

926
00:35:36,800 –> 00:35:39,280
look at man if you don’t want me to try

927
00:35:38,079 –> 00:35:40,320
and give you the benefit of the doubt

928
00:35:39,280 –> 00:35:42,480
just say so

929
00:35:40,320 –> 00:35:43,760
there’s like bonus actions and reactions

930
00:35:42,480 –> 00:35:45,440
and all this other fun stuff at least i

931
00:35:43,760 –> 00:35:47,440
have to keep track of a bunch of [ __ ]

932
00:35:45,440 –> 00:35:49,440
i’ll use my battlefield awareness to

933
00:35:47,440 –> 00:35:52,160
take the dodge action as a bonus action

934
00:35:49,440 –> 00:35:55,119
all right all right all right uh let’s

935
00:35:52,160 –> 00:35:56,480
see then next up is the friday night fun

936
00:35:55,119 –> 00:35:58,880
pals

937
00:35:56,480 –> 00:36:00,000
first thing is going to be friday and he

938
00:35:58,880 –> 00:36:03,280
is going to go ahead

939
00:36:00,000 –> 00:36:05,280
and give you arlo a

940
00:36:03,280 –> 00:36:06,960
point of bardic inspiration like that’s

941
00:36:05,280 –> 00:36:09,440
right you tell him what’s what

942
00:36:06,960 –> 00:36:13,119
he don’t let the babies your blood that

943
00:36:09,440 –> 00:36:15,680
sounds nasty

944
00:36:13,119 –> 00:36:18,320
so you have a d8 of vardik i don’t know

945
00:36:15,680 –> 00:36:20,800
why but i feel motivated by that

946
00:36:18,320 –> 00:36:20,800
there you go

947
00:36:21,920 –> 00:36:26,079
and then as part of his main action he’s

948
00:36:23,520 –> 00:36:28,480
going to cast fairy fire on him

949
00:36:26,079 –> 00:36:29,920
so he is now glowing all sorts of really

950
00:36:28,480 –> 00:36:32,160
pretty beautiful colors

951
00:36:29,920 –> 00:36:34,240
and you guys always have advantage on

952
00:36:32,160 –> 00:36:38,160
attack rolls against him

953
00:36:34,240 –> 00:36:42,640
next is going to be knifin

954
00:36:38,160 –> 00:36:45,839
and he is uh actually

955
00:36:42,640 –> 00:36:48,960
what he’s gonna do is he is going to

956
00:36:45,839 –> 00:36:52,480
momentarily hold action as he goes over

957
00:36:48,960 –> 00:36:55,200
to p and says watch me

958
00:36:52,480 –> 00:36:56,880
and p is going to cast catapults this is

959
00:36:55,200 –> 00:36:57,920
your own fault for establishing this

960
00:36:56,880 –> 00:37:01,119
journey

961
00:36:57,920 –> 00:37:02,800
do i sound upset doing this

962
00:37:01,119 –> 00:37:04,560
i love doing this i love throwing my

963
00:37:02,800 –> 00:37:07,359
shorty squad

964
00:37:04,560 –> 00:37:08,000
nathan is going to rather than attack

965
00:37:07,359 –> 00:37:10,640
try and go

966
00:37:08,000 –> 00:37:11,520
with what if you recall from your time

967
00:37:10,640 –> 00:37:14,240
in the

968
00:37:11,520 –> 00:37:15,359
ruined dungeon area thing what

969
00:37:14,240 –> 00:37:16,800
frightened headset their original plan

970
00:37:15,359 –> 00:37:17,760
was and he’s going to try and take a

971
00:37:16,800 –> 00:37:21,119
stone

972
00:37:17,760 –> 00:37:22,800
nice do it oh i wish he was close enough

973
00:37:21,119 –> 00:37:24,560
i would have given him my dagger

974
00:37:22,800 –> 00:37:25,839
i’m gonna get that stone with raw

975
00:37:24,560 –> 00:37:29,040
gremlin energy

976
00:37:25,839 –> 00:37:31,760
he does not

977
00:37:29,040 –> 00:37:32,640
he absolutely does not he tries to get

978
00:37:31,760 –> 00:37:35,760
that stone with

979
00:37:32,640 –> 00:37:38,480
raw glitter energy but instead

980
00:37:35,760 –> 00:37:39,680
goes flying past and eat [ __ ] on the

981
00:37:38,480 –> 00:37:42,240
ground

982
00:37:39,680 –> 00:37:43,280
all right buddy and he just like while

983
00:37:42,240 –> 00:37:45,200
still face

984
00:37:43,280 –> 00:37:47,359
in the ground just throws a thumb up in

985
00:37:45,200 –> 00:37:48,960
the air oh see you hate see that looked

986
00:37:47,359 –> 00:37:50,800
like he landed on his dong

987
00:37:48,960 –> 00:37:54,320
what is that with you in the dick jokes

988
00:37:50,800 –> 00:37:54,320
today today

989
00:37:55,599 –> 00:37:59,520
let’s be honest i just feel like they’re

990
00:37:58,240 –> 00:38:00,980
more

991
00:37:59,520 –> 00:38:03,520
pronounced

992
00:38:00,980 –> 00:38:05,760
[Laughter]

993
00:38:03,520 –> 00:38:08,240
it’s a very pronounced safe don’t

994
00:38:05,760 –> 00:38:11,220
encourage him

995
00:38:08,240 –> 00:38:14,240
some noticeable bulging dangers

996
00:38:11,220 –> 00:38:17,040
[Laughter]

997
00:38:14,240 –> 00:38:18,240
back up at the top of the order two

998
00:38:17,040 –> 00:38:21,920
things happen

999
00:38:18,240 –> 00:38:24,240
one you see from in the distance

1000
00:38:21,920 –> 00:38:25,440
four more nulls start running in with

1001
00:38:24,240 –> 00:38:28,880
bows

1002
00:38:25,440 –> 00:38:31,040
afterwards emor himself after having

1003
00:38:28,880 –> 00:38:32,000
gotten the absolute dog [ __ ] smacked out

1004
00:38:31,040 –> 00:38:35,760
of him

1005
00:38:32,000 –> 00:38:38,000
imore is going to howl loudly

1006
00:38:35,760 –> 00:38:39,760
and you see that all of the knolls

1007
00:38:38,000 –> 00:38:40,880
surrounding you guys and just in the

1008
00:38:39,760 –> 00:38:43,599
general area

1009
00:38:40,880 –> 00:38:44,160
almost look like they’re just overtaken

1010
00:38:43,599 –> 00:38:47,760
by this

1011
00:38:44,160 –> 00:38:49,520
visceral bloodlust they look pissed

1012
00:38:47,760 –> 00:38:51,839
and for this round they get reckless

1013
00:38:49,520 –> 00:38:51,839
attack

1014
00:38:52,800 –> 00:39:00,800
but now it’s safe’s turn all right

1015
00:38:56,400 –> 00:39:04,240
um so guys each of

1016
00:39:00,800 –> 00:39:06,480
my special shots i can use them

1017
00:39:04,240 –> 00:39:07,359
not just like one and then a long rest

1018
00:39:06,480 –> 00:39:10,400
so

1019
00:39:07,359 –> 00:39:14,079
i can use concussion

1020
00:39:10,400 –> 00:39:16,880
which would knock him prone um

1021
00:39:14,079 –> 00:39:18,480
i can use poison uh and i can still use

1022
00:39:16,880 –> 00:39:20,800
paralysis

1023
00:39:18,480 –> 00:39:22,000
what do you think guys paralysis i think

1024
00:39:20,800 –> 00:39:23,760
pronoun pronoun

1025
00:39:22,000 –> 00:39:25,760
paralysis sounds good what do you think

1026
00:39:23,760 –> 00:39:27,440
arlo paralysis is

1027
00:39:25,760 –> 00:39:29,119
one of the dopest status conditions that

1028
00:39:27,440 –> 00:39:30,720
you can inflict on something and one of

1029
00:39:29,119 –> 00:39:32,560
the worst things you can have afflicted

1030
00:39:30,720 –> 00:39:36,480
on you so i’d go with that

1031
00:39:32,560 –> 00:39:39,760
so paralysis also includes a additional

1032
00:39:36,480 –> 00:39:43,119
d10 of lightning damage and

1033
00:39:39,760 –> 00:39:43,760
concussion dishes out an additional 2d

1034
00:39:43,119 –> 00:39:46,800
12 of

1035
00:39:43,760 –> 00:39:48,880
thunder damage i still really love the

1036
00:39:46,800 –> 00:39:51,839
idea of him being paralyzed though

1037
00:39:48,880 –> 00:39:53,359
all right so we’re gonna do paralysis

1038
00:39:51,839 –> 00:39:57,040
jordan can you do me a con

1039
00:39:53,359 –> 00:39:58,960
save please uh well hit him first

1040
00:39:57,040 –> 00:40:00,240
well fair enough and you do have

1041
00:39:58,960 –> 00:40:03,440
advantage for a

1042
00:40:00,240 –> 00:40:03,440
multitude of reasons

1043
00:40:05,359 –> 00:40:14,240
god damn it holy [ __ ] you did not

1044
00:40:10,480 –> 00:40:18,400
shut the [ __ ] up no you did it

1045
00:40:14,240 –> 00:40:22,000
leave this podcast you harlot

1046
00:40:18,400 –> 00:40:24,880
it sounds like she did god

1047
00:40:22,000 –> 00:40:24,880
well i need a party

1048
00:40:31,200 –> 00:40:34,480
also i don’t know if you applied it last

1049
00:40:33,359 –> 00:40:36,000
time i don’t know if you could have

1050
00:40:34,480 –> 00:40:37,599
applied it last time i don’t really

1051
00:40:36,000 –> 00:40:39,119
remember but at this point i’ll just go

1052
00:40:37,599 –> 00:40:43,520
ahead and toss it out there that does

1053
00:40:39,119 –> 00:40:47,839
entitle you to sneak attack damage oh

1054
00:40:43,520 –> 00:40:50,520
baby oh baby a triple

1055
00:40:47,839 –> 00:40:52,480
the fifth legit going to be

1056
00:40:50,520 –> 00:40:54,160
uncharacteristically nice despite the

1057
00:40:52,480 –> 00:40:55,599
brutal ass whooping you guys are dishing

1058
00:40:54,160 –> 00:40:57,440
out on this boy

1059
00:40:55,599 –> 00:40:58,800
and i’m going to say he has disadvantage

1060
00:40:57,440 –> 00:41:01,040
on the throw

1061
00:40:58,800 –> 00:41:01,839
because of the everything that has been

1062
00:41:01,040 –> 00:41:05,359
happening

1063
00:41:01,839 –> 00:41:07,599
and because of your nat 20. hell yes

1064
00:41:05,359 –> 00:41:10,079
do not expect this kindness in the

1065
00:41:07,599 –> 00:41:10,079
future

1066
00:41:13,440 –> 00:41:18,839
sounds like he failed he failed so hard

1067
00:41:15,920 –> 00:41:19,990
i’m going to ignore his legendary

1068
00:41:18,839 –> 00:41:21,200
resistance

1069
00:41:19,990 –> 00:41:23,119
[Music]

1070
00:41:21,200 –> 00:41:24,800
normally i wouldn’t have but and that

1071
00:41:23,119 –> 00:41:28,079
one feels appropriate

1072
00:41:24,800 –> 00:41:29,680
oh emory you were supposed to be tough

1073
00:41:28,079 –> 00:41:32,960
what is happening my dude

1074
00:41:29,680 –> 00:41:36,400
that’ll uh that that’ll be um

1075
00:41:32,960 –> 00:41:39,440
18 damage on my sneak attack

1076
00:41:36,400 –> 00:41:42,480
and an additional seven

1077
00:41:39,440 –> 00:41:44,079
lightning damage and he is now paralyzed

1078
00:41:42,480 –> 00:41:45,920
i know i’m going to regret saying this

1079
00:41:44,079 –> 00:41:46,640
out loud but please don’t forget that

1080
00:41:45,920 –> 00:41:50,119
you crit

1081
00:41:46,640 –> 00:41:53,040
and therefore you add crit damage to

1082
00:41:50,119 –> 00:41:55,920
2828 sneak attack damage and

1083
00:41:53,040 –> 00:41:57,599
an additional seven lightning damage he

1084
00:41:55,920 –> 00:41:59,280
didn’t like that one bit

1085
00:41:57,599 –> 00:42:01,440
i don’t imagine that he did and i’m

1086
00:41:59,280 –> 00:42:02,960
gonna take my bonus action to hide

1087
00:42:01,440 –> 00:42:04,400
man with that much damage i’m sure that

1088
00:42:02,960 –> 00:42:05,119
arrow just like pierced right through

1089
00:42:04,400 –> 00:42:05,870
his knee

1090
00:42:05,119 –> 00:42:09,440
don’t test me

1091
00:42:05,870 –> 00:42:10,960
[Laughter]

1092
00:42:09,440 –> 00:42:12,800
i mean i hope he’ll be able to continue

1093
00:42:10,960 –> 00:42:14,880
adventuring all right jordan

1094
00:42:12,800 –> 00:42:16,800
here you go man this one this one is for

1095
00:42:14,880 –> 00:42:19,599
you my sneak

1096
00:42:16,800 –> 00:42:20,000
only rolled 14. yeah no he fully sees

1097
00:42:19,599 –> 00:42:22,240
you

1098
00:42:20,000 –> 00:42:23,640
fair enough he is he is locked eyes on

1099
00:42:22,240 –> 00:42:26,400
you now and is

1100
00:42:23,640 –> 00:42:27,760
pissed i imagine safe is sticking her

1101
00:42:26,400 –> 00:42:29,440
tongue out

1102
00:42:27,760 –> 00:42:31,520
does he say anything along the lines of

1103
00:42:29,440 –> 00:42:33,839
ah my [ __ ]

1104
00:42:31,520 –> 00:42:33,839
knee

1105
00:42:33,960 –> 00:42:39,440
[Laughter]

1106
00:42:35,920 –> 00:42:39,760
oh my lord is that gonna be it for you

1107
00:42:39,440 –> 00:42:42,319
you

1108
00:42:39,760 –> 00:42:44,079
so sad yep that’s that’s me yep i’m good

1109
00:42:42,319 –> 00:42:46,640
all right cool when terry you’re up oh

1110
00:42:44,079 –> 00:42:46,640
you know what

1111
00:42:47,119 –> 00:42:52,640
i do have modi oh good

1112
00:42:50,720 –> 00:42:54,720
yeah he kind of wants to join the fight

1113
00:42:52,640 –> 00:42:55,839
a little bit he’s itching for some

1114
00:42:54,720 –> 00:42:59,280
murder

1115
00:42:55,839 –> 00:43:03,119
how wonderful for me

1116
00:42:59,280 –> 00:43:07,040
one more character so uh

1117
00:43:03,119 –> 00:43:10,480
my baby boy is going to

1118
00:43:07,040 –> 00:43:12,560
take my sword and he’s going to

1119
00:43:10,480 –> 00:43:14,640
well actually i’m assuming this is after

1120
00:43:12,560 –> 00:43:16,000
he does alt herself to look like you

1121
00:43:14,640 –> 00:43:16,430
because otherwise you’re getting a cat a

1122
00:43:16,000 –> 00:43:19,040
sword

1123
00:43:16,430 –> 00:43:21,119
[Laughter]

1124
00:43:19,040 –> 00:43:22,319
that’s his action then that’s his action

1125
00:43:21,119 –> 00:43:26,240
his action is that he

1126
00:43:22,319 –> 00:43:27,839
is taking my shape okay and your sword

1127
00:43:26,240 –> 00:43:29,359
i will say i do love the image of her

1128
00:43:27,839 –> 00:43:31,119
that’s like go get a modi and she puts

1129
00:43:29,359 –> 00:43:34,960
the sword in his mouth and he just like

1130
00:43:31,119 –> 00:43:34,960
very dutifully trots off

1131
00:43:35,680 –> 00:43:40,960
wow i will say that the only way modi’s

1132
00:43:39,200 –> 00:43:42,480
allowed to enter combat is after an

1133
00:43:40,960 –> 00:43:44,560
altar self because otherwise

1134
00:43:42,480 –> 00:43:46,240
it’s familiar rules and familiars are

1135
00:43:44,560 –> 00:43:48,640
not allowed to attack

1136
00:43:46,240 –> 00:43:51,200
i’m allowing this because i accidentally

1137
00:43:48,640 –> 00:43:53,680
made modi combat prepped and

1138
00:43:51,200 –> 00:43:56,079
i feel the need to honor that now is it

1139
00:43:53,680 –> 00:43:57,520
when tara’s turned to kick my ass

1140
00:43:56,079 –> 00:44:00,240
yeah it’s when tara’s turned to kick

1141
00:43:57,520 –> 00:44:01,440
your ass so question for you

1142
00:44:00,240 –> 00:44:03,440
oh you’re not just gonna help me with

1143
00:44:01,440 –> 00:44:04,800
dinosaurs all right what’s up well yes i

1144
00:44:03,440 –> 00:44:06,560
am but i have a question first

1145
00:44:04,800 –> 00:44:09,359
okay that’s not related to summoning

1146
00:44:06,560 –> 00:44:13,680
more velociraptors

1147
00:44:09,359 –> 00:44:15,599
please you have to break concentration

1148
00:44:13,680 –> 00:44:17,040
to summon again [ __ ] off i know how this

1149
00:44:15,599 –> 00:44:19,839
works

1150
00:44:17,040 –> 00:44:21,040
with the star bomb it says initially

1151
00:44:19,839 –> 00:44:23,119
fire damage

1152
00:44:21,040 –> 00:44:24,240
but can that be force damage and not

1153
00:44:23,119 –> 00:44:28,000
fire damage

1154
00:44:24,240 –> 00:44:29,680
no not like you modify spell damage type

1155
00:44:28,000 –> 00:44:31,440
does hit him with like a different spell

1156
00:44:29,680 –> 00:44:33,920
yeah why use your strongest spell all

1157
00:44:31,440 –> 00:44:35,680
you have to do is cry

1158
00:44:33,920 –> 00:44:38,000
god what kind of a jaded [ __ ] have i

1159
00:44:35,680 –> 00:44:40,460
become in this encounter christ

1160
00:44:38,000 –> 00:44:43,440
right in this encounter

1161
00:44:40,460 –> 00:44:45,839
[Laughter]

1162
00:44:43,440 –> 00:44:47,920
that was excessive even for me even by

1163
00:44:45,839 –> 00:44:50,800
my standards i’m not that mean

1164
00:44:47,920 –> 00:44:52,079
i’m sorry that was wrong it’s okay

1165
00:44:50,800 –> 00:44:53,280
second question

1166
00:44:52,079 –> 00:44:54,319
because i’ll go back to what i’m doing

1167
00:44:53,280 –> 00:44:56,079
in a second but i need to stay on my

1168
00:44:54,319 –> 00:44:56,960
velociraptor page first before i go back

1169
00:44:56,079 –> 00:44:59,200
and look

1170
00:44:56,960 –> 00:45:00,800
for the velociraptors that are currently

1171
00:44:59,200 –> 00:45:03,359
being affected by erupt earth

1172
00:45:00,800 –> 00:45:04,240
what can they get to within 15 feet uh

1173
00:45:03,359 –> 00:45:06,800
it would take you

1174
00:45:04,240 –> 00:45:08,720
ten feet of movement to get out of it so

1175
00:45:06,800 –> 00:45:09,280
you would have whatever is left beyond

1176
00:45:08,720 –> 00:45:12,560
that

1177
00:45:09,280 –> 00:45:13,119
so uh you can get the best you can do is

1178
00:45:12,560 –> 00:45:15,680
you can get

1179
00:45:13,119 –> 00:45:18,000
close to emor but not close enough to

1180
00:45:15,680 –> 00:45:20,240
attack or you can move over towards the

1181
00:45:18,000 –> 00:45:21,680
other velociraptors and intercept the

1182
00:45:20,240 –> 00:45:22,960
nulls that are coming in

1183
00:45:21,680 –> 00:45:25,040
okay yeah so those three are going to

1184
00:45:22,960 –> 00:45:25,839
start heading that way to intercept some

1185
00:45:25,040 –> 00:45:27,680
of the nulls

1186
00:45:25,839 –> 00:45:29,440
the other four that we’re already

1187
00:45:27,680 –> 00:45:31,280
attacking the two and two

1188
00:45:29,440 –> 00:45:33,200
are they still are they still having

1189
00:45:31,280 –> 00:45:34,000
that uh scorpion friend that they’re

1190
00:45:33,200 –> 00:45:35,680
attacking

1191
00:45:34,000 –> 00:45:37,359
uh well the scorpion thing is just what

1192
00:45:35,680 –> 00:45:40,640
they’re it’s their mount

1193
00:45:37,359 –> 00:45:41,839
right but they are still alive yeah so

1194
00:45:40,640 –> 00:45:43,359
the three are going to start moving to

1195
00:45:41,839 –> 00:45:45,839
try to go intercept some nulls

1196
00:45:43,359 –> 00:45:46,480
the other four are going to do another

1197
00:45:45,839 –> 00:45:48,400
attack

1198
00:45:46,480 –> 00:45:49,520
um so i’ll start with that all right go

1199
00:45:48,400 –> 00:45:52,720
ahead so

1200
00:45:49,520 –> 00:45:53,280
one of two nat 20 for first hit i really

1201
00:45:52,720 –> 00:45:55,440
like my

1202
00:45:53,280 –> 00:45:56,560
ethereal sparkly fade ice they’ve been

1203
00:45:55,440 –> 00:45:59,119
rolling that 20s

1204
00:45:56,560 –> 00:46:00,640
left and right yeah i’ve noticed so the

1205
00:45:59,119 –> 00:46:03,760
first hit um

1206
00:46:00,640 –> 00:46:06,079
let’s see 8 5 13. second

1207
00:46:03,760 –> 00:46:06,960
uh that one’s only a 16 to hit still

1208
00:46:06,079 –> 00:46:10,319
hits

1209
00:46:06,960 –> 00:46:14,000
all right that one’s four second of this

1210
00:46:10,319 –> 00:46:17,359
first is a 22 to hit so it’s five

1211
00:46:14,000 –> 00:46:18,160
second of the second is a 23 to hit and

1212
00:46:17,359 –> 00:46:20,560
that’s four

1213
00:46:18,160 –> 00:46:22,160
then we go to one of two and one of two

1214
00:46:20,560 –> 00:46:25,599
is a 21 to hit

1215
00:46:22,160 –> 00:46:29,240
and that’s five 22 and that’s four

1216
00:46:25,599 –> 00:46:32,079
and then four of four first attack is a

1217
00:46:29,240 –> 00:46:35,599
23 so that’s five

1218
00:46:32,079 –> 00:46:37,680
23 for four okay cool they’re both

1219
00:46:35,599 –> 00:46:39,599
bleeding out of every possible bleed

1220
00:46:37,680 –> 00:46:42,640
hole you can imagine they are on death’s

1221
00:46:39,599 –> 00:46:46,160
[ __ ] door good

1222
00:46:42,640 –> 00:46:48,160
so how close is everyone else currently

1223
00:46:46,160 –> 00:46:50,160
to emor right now

1224
00:46:48,160 –> 00:46:52,079
they’re like right up on him right yeah

1225
00:46:50,160 –> 00:46:54,240
everyone aside from you

1226
00:46:52,079 –> 00:46:56,160
safe and the velociraptors are right up

1227
00:46:54,240 –> 00:46:58,800
on him

1228
00:46:56,160 –> 00:47:00,319
okay and i guess technically knifing

1229
00:46:58,800 –> 00:47:03,599
wouldn’t be quite up on him because he

1230
00:47:00,319 –> 00:47:03,599
flew over him and ate [ __ ]

1231
00:47:04,000 –> 00:47:11,520
he did do that it was pretty impressive

1232
00:47:07,359 –> 00:47:14,560
so i suppose i as wintera

1233
00:47:11,520 –> 00:47:18,240
am going to ice knife

1234
00:47:14,560 –> 00:47:21,920
one of the longbow

1235
00:47:18,240 –> 00:47:25,440
holders that’s a non-nat

1236
00:47:21,920 –> 00:47:26,800
20 to hit yeah it’s so is there anyone

1237
00:47:25,440 –> 00:47:28,000
close within five feet of that

1238
00:47:26,800 –> 00:47:29,920
particular longbow

1239
00:47:28,000 –> 00:47:31,520
person i would say that each of them are

1240
00:47:29,920 –> 00:47:33,119
spread five feet apart from each other

1241
00:47:31,520 –> 00:47:33,839
so the blast reggies would get three of

1242
00:47:33,119 –> 00:47:37,040
them

1243
00:47:33,839 –> 00:47:39,760
okay so the first the one it hits is for

1244
00:47:37,040 –> 00:47:40,720
piercing magical piercing and then the

1245
00:47:39,760 –> 00:47:44,319
other ones

1246
00:47:40,720 –> 00:47:47,599
c2 d6 don’t i need to make deck saves

1247
00:47:44,319 –> 00:47:49,200
yes it’s a 14 to pass two of them pass

1248
00:47:47,599 –> 00:47:51,119
okay well the one that doesn’t takes

1249
00:47:49,200 –> 00:47:53,599
five nice

1250
00:47:51,119 –> 00:47:54,640
and then do the others just not take any

1251
00:47:53,599 –> 00:47:56,480
damage or

1252
00:47:54,640 –> 00:47:58,160
i must succeed on decks or take coal

1253
00:47:56,480 –> 00:48:02,240
damage okay

1254
00:47:58,160 –> 00:48:05,520
and then zal is going to do a flyby

1255
00:48:02,240 –> 00:48:08,880
attack on emor

1256
00:48:05,520 –> 00:48:11,040
jordan i swear to christ jordan

1257
00:48:08,880 –> 00:48:12,400
i’m going to burn your fey dice and

1258
00:48:11,040 –> 00:48:15,760
katie’s blood dice i

1259
00:48:12,400 –> 00:48:19,119
swear so

1260
00:48:15,760 –> 00:48:21,520
this is the best that we’ve ever rolled

1261
00:48:19,119 –> 00:48:22,880
this is so great i had such plans for

1262
00:48:21,520 –> 00:48:23,599
this encounter it was supposed to be so

1263
00:48:22,880 –> 00:48:25,119
cool

1264
00:48:23,599 –> 00:48:26,640
i just gave you a giant vascular

1265
00:48:25,119 –> 00:48:29,920
punching bag

1266
00:48:26,640 –> 00:48:32,960
let’s see 18 19 20

1267
00:48:29,920 –> 00:48:36,880
plus another 18

1268
00:48:32,960 –> 00:48:40,480
is 38

1269
00:48:36,880 –> 00:48:43,839
plus 10 is 48

1270
00:48:40,480 –> 00:48:47,200
plus 12 is 60 damage please from

1271
00:48:43,839 –> 00:48:49,980
zal for emor my god

1272
00:48:47,200 –> 00:48:55,430
does al just eat anymore

1273
00:48:49,980 –> 00:48:55,430
[Laughter]

1274
00:48:55,839 –> 00:48:59,040
i’m just imagining like arnold’s just

1275
00:48:57,280 –> 00:49:00,559
like locked and combat with emory it was

1276
00:48:59,040 –> 00:49:03,280
like a standoff and look at each other

1277
00:49:00,559 –> 00:49:04,880
like western style and a big ass [ __ ]

1278
00:49:03,280 –> 00:49:07,920
pterodactyl

1279
00:49:04,880 –> 00:49:09,520
lance you just see like this [ __ ]

1280
00:49:07,920 –> 00:49:16,559
head come down just round

1281
00:49:09,520 –> 00:49:19,599
and then it’s like

1282
00:49:16,559 –> 00:49:23,040
he’s not dead yet yet

1283
00:49:19,599 –> 00:49:26,480
yes i know thank you god damn

1284
00:49:23,040 –> 00:49:30,400
oh my god that’s perfect and then

1285
00:49:26,480 –> 00:49:33,839
i’m gonna go back up um into the air

1286
00:49:30,400 –> 00:49:35,920
uh obviously from my flying yeah

1287
00:49:33,839 –> 00:49:39,520
uh-huh the bare woman in her army of

1288
00:49:35,920 –> 00:49:39,520
dinosaurs doing the heavy lifting

1289
00:49:40,160 –> 00:49:47,359
okay i could have killed arlo and arkago

1290
00:49:44,480 –> 00:49:49,200
what happened how uh how much are you

1291
00:49:47,359 –> 00:49:50,480
regretting that decision

1292
00:49:49,200 –> 00:49:51,839
back as much as i’m rewriting a lot of

1293
00:49:50,480 –> 00:49:52,319
my decisions right now being completely

1294
00:49:51,839 –> 00:49:54,079
honest

1295
00:49:52,319 –> 00:49:55,680
hey if you’re really like if you really

1296
00:49:54,079 –> 00:49:56,800
think about it though you know

1297
00:49:55,680 –> 00:49:58,880
in your heart of hearts i would have

1298
00:49:56,800 –> 00:50:00,960
just made a more annoying character

1299
00:49:58,880 –> 00:50:02,880
oh no i’m well aware i’ve dm’d a more

1300
00:50:00,960 –> 00:50:04,960
annoying character out of you

1301
00:50:02,880 –> 00:50:06,640
jordan remind me really quick this thing

1302
00:50:04,960 –> 00:50:09,280
to get the stones out of emor

1303
00:50:06,640 –> 00:50:09,760
they’re strength checks right uh it is

1304
00:50:09,280 –> 00:50:13,280
either

1305
00:50:09,760 –> 00:50:16,400
an athletics or an acrobatics check so

1306
00:50:13,280 –> 00:50:19,760
who currently is in 30 foot

1307
00:50:16,400 –> 00:50:22,160
radius i think it’s most people right uh

1308
00:50:19,760 –> 00:50:23,200
at this point again aside from safe i’d

1309
00:50:22,160 –> 00:50:25,440
say everyone

1310
00:50:23,200 –> 00:50:26,400
so when tara looks back like with a

1311
00:50:25,440 –> 00:50:29,440
shit-eating grin

1312
00:50:26,400 –> 00:50:32,800
after zell just whomps him and

1313
00:50:29,440 –> 00:50:36,000
um winks and uh baby bear is

1314
00:50:32,800 –> 00:50:39,520
uh down there too now so a

1315
00:50:36,000 –> 00:50:42,400
those allies get five uh no i’m sorry

1316
00:50:39,520 –> 00:50:44,880
13 temporary hp oh thank god because

1317
00:50:42,400 –> 00:50:46,960
they were doing so poorly on health

1318
00:50:44,880 –> 00:50:48,079
and two the best part of that is they

1319
00:50:46,960 –> 00:50:50,800
get advantage

1320
00:50:48,079 –> 00:50:51,680
on those throws for the strength related

1321
00:50:50,800 –> 00:50:53,200
ones

1322
00:50:51,680 –> 00:50:55,119
babyberry’s sitting there like pounding

1323
00:50:53,200 –> 00:50:57,760
the ground with some like

1324
00:50:55,119 –> 00:50:58,800
corporeal sticks okay that’s adorable

1325
00:50:57,760 –> 00:51:00,720
i’ll give you that

1326
00:50:58,800 –> 00:51:01,800
baby bear is like this is my ass beating

1327
00:51:00,720 –> 00:51:06,740
music

1328
00:51:01,800 –> 00:51:06,740
[Laughter]

1329
00:51:07,200 –> 00:51:10,319
well now i love the idea of like a

1330
00:51:08,640 –> 00:51:12,000
little baby bear who’s adorable but like

1331
00:51:10,319 –> 00:51:14,000
this has this is the most like vulgar

1332
00:51:12,000 –> 00:51:15,440
potty mouth [ __ ] it’s like

1333
00:51:14,000 –> 00:51:18,720
we’re gonna [ _ ] their [ _ ] right

1334
00:51:15,440 –> 00:51:22,160
backwards oh you mean um

1335
00:51:18,720 –> 00:51:25,280
like oh dart oh [ _ ] yeah i’m gonna [ _ ]

1336
00:51:22,160 –> 00:51:25,280
your [ __ ] sideways

1337
00:51:25,599 –> 00:51:30,720
safe anyway that’s my turn none of that

1338
00:51:30,960 –> 00:51:37,839
damn it i was really hoping

1339
00:51:37,920 –> 00:51:46,800
why okay cool we’re at the knoll’s

1340
00:51:42,319 –> 00:51:49,119
turd okay so the guys who were eating

1341
00:51:46,800 –> 00:51:52,000
[ __ ] are going to attempt to attack the

1342
00:51:49,119 –> 00:51:52,000
dinosaurs

1343
00:51:52,160 –> 00:51:55,839
what is happening god damn the guys are

1344
00:51:54,319 –> 00:51:56,640
telling a story and that story is [ __ ]

1345
00:51:55,839 –> 00:51:59,200
me

1346
00:51:56,640 –> 00:52:02,079
the story is [ __ ] tarot rolled in

1347
00:51:59,200 –> 00:52:04,319
with a [ __ ] wave of dinosaurs

1348
00:52:02,079 –> 00:52:05,599
and everyone was like super unprepared

1349
00:52:04,319 –> 00:52:07,280
for it and there’s just like

1350
00:52:05,599 –> 00:52:08,400
there’s this bowman and [ __ ] trying to

1351
00:52:07,280 –> 00:52:10,000
like fend them off but they’re just

1352
00:52:08,400 –> 00:52:11,839
getting mauled and they’re like flailing

1353
00:52:10,000 –> 00:52:15,680
against the mess they get eaten

1354
00:52:11,839 –> 00:52:17,760
next up is them they

1355
00:52:15,680 –> 00:52:19,040
cannot really get close enough to do

1356
00:52:17,760 –> 00:52:20,400
anything

1357
00:52:19,040 –> 00:52:21,680
all right so the shaman people just kind

1358
00:52:20,400 –> 00:52:22,720
of get closer but they can’t really do

1359
00:52:21,680 –> 00:52:24,079
anything because none of their spells

1360
00:52:22,720 –> 00:52:28,640
have enough range

1361
00:52:24,079 –> 00:52:32,319
the gnolls are going to attempt

1362
00:52:28,640 –> 00:52:34,480
to help their shiggy shitty leaders

1363
00:52:32,319 –> 00:52:35,440
okay there we go that’s damage uh first

1364
00:52:34,480 –> 00:52:38,559
one uh

1365
00:52:35,440 –> 00:52:41,400
takes five damage that’s a nat

1366
00:52:38,559 –> 00:52:42,640
20 holy [ __ ] finally so that’s gonna be

1367
00:52:41,400 –> 00:52:45,359
congratulations

1368
00:52:42,640 –> 00:52:46,559
shut up that is going does it do more

1369
00:52:45,359 –> 00:52:49,760
than 21

1370
00:52:46,559 –> 00:52:53,680
no okay how much help do they have

1371
00:52:49,760 –> 00:52:56,559
god well they also get my temp baby bear

1372
00:52:53,680 –> 00:52:58,319
fair and they’re beefed up from being uh

1373
00:52:56,559 –> 00:53:01,760
terraced lemons i think

1374
00:52:58,319 –> 00:53:05,119
yeah uh it was it was 13 damage okay

1375
00:53:01,760 –> 00:53:08,240
this is this is

1376
00:53:05,119 –> 00:53:10,240
why cool i got those hits guys i’m

1377
00:53:08,240 –> 00:53:12,559
running out of dice to put in dice jail

1378
00:53:10,240 –> 00:53:14,880
uh that just leaves the archers who are

1379
00:53:12,559 –> 00:53:16,880
going to futilely attempt to attack tara

1380
00:53:14,880 –> 00:53:20,480
please give me this

1381
00:53:16,880 –> 00:53:24,000
nope okay there we go uh does

1382
00:53:20,480 –> 00:53:27,040
a 16 hits out zal yes

1383
00:53:24,000 –> 00:53:30,240
five damage there’s a thirteen hit zou

1384
00:53:27,040 –> 00:53:33,280
no five more damage and

1385
00:53:30,240 –> 00:53:36,480
god damn it that’s it emore’s back

1386
00:53:33,280 –> 00:53:39,760
up oh now you roll god [ __ ]

1387
00:53:36,480 –> 00:53:41,920
okay so what emor is going to do

1388
00:53:39,760 –> 00:53:43,440
is despite the fact that he is paralyzed

1389
00:53:41,920 –> 00:53:45,920
he is going

1390
00:53:43,440 –> 00:53:47,680
processing from casting spells does he

1391
00:53:45,920 –> 00:53:49,760
that’d be infuriating

1392
00:53:47,680 –> 00:53:51,440
does paralysis prevent you from speaking

1393
00:53:49,760 –> 00:53:53,200
oh [ __ ] yeah he is paralyzed i don’t

1394
00:53:51,440 –> 00:53:55,440
think he can cast spells if they have a

1395
00:53:53,200 –> 00:53:58,160
um any kind of a somatic component

1396
00:53:55,440 –> 00:54:00,079
oh or somatic or verbal component yes

1397
00:53:58,160 –> 00:54:01,520
thank you i caught that part

1398
00:54:00,079 –> 00:54:03,520
oh wow well you know that is verbal and

1399
00:54:01,520 –> 00:54:05,359
somatic how about that you guys

1400
00:54:03,520 –> 00:54:06,480
you guys can’t see it but i have a

1401
00:54:05,359 –> 00:54:08,000
little bit of a [ __ ] eating grin i’m

1402
00:54:06,480 –> 00:54:11,280
sorry jordan

1403
00:54:08,000 –> 00:54:12,079
i love it i like fully assume all of you

1404
00:54:11,280 –> 00:54:15,440
have a shooting

1405
00:54:12,079 –> 00:54:16,640
grin i just had to voice it because i

1406
00:54:15,440 –> 00:54:17,520
know you can’t verbally you can’t

1407
00:54:16,640 –> 00:54:19,680
physically see us

1408
00:54:17,520 –> 00:54:21,119
in a verbal only podcast so i feel like

1409
00:54:19,680 –> 00:54:24,640
it had to be said

1410
00:54:21,119 –> 00:54:27,839
it’s felt all right

1411
00:54:24,640 –> 00:54:27,839
[ __ ] sniff’s turn

1412
00:54:28,960 –> 00:54:33,680
steal the stone steal the stone kill him

1413
00:54:32,079 –> 00:54:35,280
and take your rifle places the leader of

1414
00:54:33,680 –> 00:54:38,400
the nose

1415
00:54:35,280 –> 00:54:41,040
what i i don’t want to do that you could

1416
00:54:38,400 –> 00:54:41,040
be the king

1417
00:54:41,359 –> 00:54:47,839
no what is wrong with you

1418
00:54:44,720 –> 00:54:49,520
they’ll let you get all the best food i

1419
00:54:47,839 –> 00:54:52,799
want to help him

1420
00:54:49,520 –> 00:54:55,040
sniff steal the stone it’ll help

1421
00:54:52,799 –> 00:54:55,040
ah

1422
00:54:56,240 –> 00:55:00,640
okay and he will very clumsily float up

1423
00:54:59,680 –> 00:55:01,839
and he will

1424
00:55:00,640 –> 00:55:03,680
it doesn’t matter he has the same bonus

1425
00:55:01,839 –> 00:55:07,040
either way so he will

1426
00:55:03,680 –> 00:55:10,400
attempt to grab one of the stones

1427
00:55:07,040 –> 00:55:13,280
you said he has advantage on this right

1428
00:55:10,400 –> 00:55:16,240
he does not even paralyzed he is

1429
00:55:13,280 –> 00:55:20,160
incapable of doing it those things are

1430
00:55:16,240 –> 00:55:23,200
in a tight tight orbit

1431
00:55:20,160 –> 00:55:24,400
arlo you’re up how is um how is he

1432
00:55:23,200 –> 00:55:26,000
looking

1433
00:55:24,400 –> 00:55:27,760
how is the dude who has been a literal

1434
00:55:26,000 –> 00:55:30,319
punching bag for you

1435
00:55:27,760 –> 00:55:32,079
for this entire encounter who is lying

1436
00:55:30,319 –> 00:55:33,040
paralyzed and bleeding on the ground

1437
00:55:32,079 –> 00:55:36,720
looking

1438
00:55:33,040 –> 00:55:36,720
yeah like how’s this day going

1439
00:55:37,920 –> 00:55:41,359
it’s going pretty good actually you

1440
00:55:39,359 –> 00:55:42,400
might be surprised to hear

1441
00:55:41,359 –> 00:55:49,119
does he look like he’s been drinking

1442
00:55:42,400 –> 00:55:50,720
enough water

1443
00:55:49,119 –> 00:55:52,559
arla just gets like right up in his face

1444
00:55:50,720 –> 00:55:54,480
like hey buddy how you doing you want

1445
00:55:52,559 –> 00:55:58,200
some candy

1446
00:55:54,480 –> 00:55:59,280
doing good you want to sew down

1447
00:55:58,200 –> 00:56:01,599
[Music]

1448
00:55:59,280 –> 00:56:03,839
[Laughter]

1449
00:56:01,599 –> 00:56:04,720
would you would you like would you like

1450
00:56:03,839 –> 00:56:05,320
some cool

1451
00:56:04,720 –> 00:56:11,680
whip

1452
00:56:05,320 –> 00:56:14,400
[Laughter]

1453
00:56:11,680 –> 00:56:16,319
so he’s looking pretty bad yes he’s

1454
00:56:14,400 –> 00:56:18,000
looking awful

1455
00:56:16,319 –> 00:56:19,680
what is our verdict on eboard like do we

1456
00:56:18,000 –> 00:56:20,319
want him like murdered do we want him

1457
00:56:19,680 –> 00:56:21,760
dead or

1458
00:56:20,319 –> 00:56:23,359
he seems like we should probably like

1459
00:56:21,760 –> 00:56:25,280
just fight him right sniff

1460
00:56:23,359 –> 00:56:26,720
sniffs wants him alive if that means

1461
00:56:25,280 –> 00:56:29,119
anything to you

1462
00:56:26,720 –> 00:56:31,839
when tara would prefer he’s not dead as

1463
00:56:29,119 –> 00:56:34,000
far as what she currently thinks

1464
00:56:31,839 –> 00:56:36,000
i guess i like earl like leaned down and

1465
00:56:34,000 –> 00:56:38,480
said as a doctor

1466
00:56:36,000 –> 00:56:40,319
i was ready to diagnose you with dead

1467
00:56:38,480 –> 00:56:42,000
but sniff says you should probably stay

1468
00:56:40,319 –> 00:56:43,440
alive so remember that he saved your

1469
00:56:42,000 –> 00:56:46,480
life and i’m going to attempt to do

1470
00:56:43,440 –> 00:56:49,280
non-lethal damage all right

1471
00:56:46,480 –> 00:56:50,720
go ahead and roll the hit that is oh

1472
00:56:49,280 –> 00:56:54,400
should i have advantage nevermind

1473
00:56:50,720 –> 00:56:54,400
yes for like 20 reasons

1474
00:56:54,960 –> 00:57:01,520
that’s the 22 to hit hits

1475
00:56:58,079 –> 00:57:04,240
15 damage nice and

1476
00:57:01,520 –> 00:57:04,799
by the blessings of the war gods i shall

1477
00:57:04,240 –> 00:57:07,119
hit him

1478
00:57:04,799 –> 00:57:08,400
again uh it’s gonna be a 24 to hit i’m

1479
00:57:07,119 –> 00:57:12,880
gonna assume that’s good

1480
00:57:08,400 –> 00:57:14,240
no he magically gains a bunch of ac

1481
00:57:12,880 –> 00:57:15,440
out of sheer spite in the fact that i

1482
00:57:14,240 –> 00:57:16,799
haven’t been able to do anything cool

1483
00:57:15,440 –> 00:57:19,280
with him

1484
00:57:16,799 –> 00:57:20,720
that’s 16 damage i mean he’s still

1485
00:57:19,280 –> 00:57:23,119
kicking but you know not

1486
00:57:20,720 –> 00:57:25,200
like super great this is all the ground

1487
00:57:23,119 –> 00:57:27,440
like

1488
00:57:25,200 –> 00:57:29,839
i know what a what a total waste of my

1489
00:57:27,440 –> 00:57:32,640
first use of my ravens

1490
00:57:29,839 –> 00:57:33,680
all right is that it for you um i’m

1491
00:57:32,640 –> 00:57:35,040
gonna do

1492
00:57:33,680 –> 00:57:37,200
how many times can i use my battlefield

1493
00:57:35,040 –> 00:57:38,720
awareness oh [ __ ] that’s right you did

1494
00:57:37,200 –> 00:57:40,400
that you actually get a

1495
00:57:38,720 –> 00:57:42,000
thing for that you can technically do

1496
00:57:40,400 –> 00:57:43,839
that as many times as you want but i

1497
00:57:42,000 –> 00:57:45,040
forgot that actually gets you some uh

1498
00:57:43,839 –> 00:57:47,280
knowledge

1499
00:57:45,040 –> 00:57:49,599
oh [ __ ] yeah uh brought me an insight

1500
00:57:47,280 –> 00:57:52,319
check oh hell yeah that’s a wisdom skill

1501
00:57:49,599 –> 00:57:54,079
that’s gonna be a 23. believe it or not

1502
00:57:52,319 –> 00:57:57,280
that actually doesn’t get it

1503
00:57:54,079 –> 00:57:58,799
oh what it’s equal to his cr and despite

1504
00:57:57,280 –> 00:58:00,250
the sad showing he is a very

1505
00:57:58,799 –> 00:58:02,000
icr creature

1506
00:58:00,250 –> 00:58:03,520
[Laughter]

1507
00:58:02,000 –> 00:58:06,240
not that this information is going to be

1508
00:58:03,520 –> 00:58:09,359
like super helpful to you right now

1509
00:58:06,240 –> 00:58:10,480
truth but i i will do my bonus action

1510
00:58:09,359 –> 00:58:13,280
dodge

1511
00:58:10,480 –> 00:58:14,160
try again next turn if he somehow lives

1512
00:58:13,280 –> 00:58:18,240
oh

1513
00:58:14,160 –> 00:58:20,000
all right what are

1514
00:58:18,240 –> 00:58:21,440
you know what not [ __ ] it they’re all

1515
00:58:20,000 –> 00:58:22,720
three of the fun pals are up and they’re

1516
00:58:21,440 –> 00:58:24,720
just going to attempt to take off a

1517
00:58:22,720 –> 00:58:27,920
stone

1518
00:58:24,720 –> 00:58:31,200
oh [ __ ] frightening gets one nice

1519
00:58:27,920 –> 00:58:31,680
nice brighton let’s see which one does

1520
00:58:31,200 –> 00:58:36,000
he

1521
00:58:31,680 –> 00:58:39,040
get he gets

1522
00:58:36,000 –> 00:58:41,280
it’s fried and fried and getting no

1523
00:58:39,040 –> 00:58:45,359
stones it’s friday

1524
00:58:41,280 –> 00:58:49,760
oh my god which one did he get

1525
00:58:45,359 –> 00:58:52,480
so he pulls off one of the stones

1526
00:58:49,760 –> 00:58:55,200
and you see as he met it takes a lot out

1527
00:58:52,480 –> 00:58:57,280
of him to do it but he does manage to

1528
00:58:55,200 –> 00:58:58,799
reach one of the stones away from the

1529
00:58:57,280 –> 00:59:02,640
orbit around

1530
00:58:58,799 –> 00:59:05,760
imore’s head and when he does this green

1531
00:59:02,640 –> 00:59:06,319
energy seems to flow out of emor and

1532
00:59:05,760 –> 00:59:09,520
back

1533
00:59:06,319 –> 00:59:14,000
into the stone and

1534
00:59:09,520 –> 00:59:19,440
as it does the other stones

1535
00:59:14,000 –> 00:59:22,799
fall yeah

1536
00:59:19,440 –> 00:59:27,359
emor immediately shrinks back

1537
00:59:22,799 –> 00:59:29,440
down to the size of a regular knoll

1538
00:59:27,359 –> 00:59:31,040
and he is no longer bound to any of the

1539
00:59:29,440 –> 00:59:34,200
stones that one

1540
00:59:31,040 –> 00:59:38,140
held 100 hp for him

1541
00:59:34,200 –> 00:59:38,140
[Laughter]

1542
00:59:39,440 –> 00:59:47,839
fun fact he had less than 100 health

1543
00:59:54,000 –> 01:00:00,640
cool you good there champ it’s just

1544
00:59:58,559 –> 01:00:01,920
the amount of luck necessary for that to

1545
01:00:00,640 –> 01:00:04,559
happen

1546
01:00:01,920 –> 01:00:05,680
not as much as you think there was uh

1547
01:00:04,559 –> 01:00:08,960
i’m going to take a

1548
01:00:05,680 –> 01:00:12,319
stab in zidak and say i think we won

1549
01:00:08,960 –> 01:00:15,839
yay we won all hail king sniffs

1550
01:00:12,319 –> 01:00:15,839
king of the knolls

1551
01:00:16,330 –> 01:00:19,650
[Music]

1552
01:00:22,840 –> 01:00:25,929
[Music]

1553
01:00:27,200 –> 01:00:30,480
this can we try to start a champ what’s

1554
01:00:29,280 –> 01:00:32,799
going on with the other knolls

1555
01:00:30,480 –> 01:00:33,640
uh the other gnolls look at you very

1556
01:00:32,799 –> 01:00:36,559
confused

1557
01:00:33,640 –> 01:00:38,880
[Laughter]

1558
01:00:36,559 –> 01:00:39,839
and snazzy like no please please stop

1559
01:00:38,880 –> 01:00:43,200
stop stop

1560
01:00:39,839 –> 01:00:44,880
no more none of this please no no no

1561
01:00:43,200 –> 01:00:46,000
when tara dives down with zell like

1562
01:00:44,880 –> 01:00:46,799
tries to put some space between them and

1563
01:00:46,000 –> 01:00:48,960
she’s like

1564
01:00:46,799 –> 01:00:50,400
don’t make zao or don’t make uh sniffs

1565
01:00:48,960 –> 01:00:51,200
try to be a leader if he doesn’t want to

1566
01:00:50,400 –> 01:00:52,400
be

1567
01:00:51,200 –> 01:00:54,480
that’s the worst thing you could do

1568
01:00:52,400 –> 01:00:56,480
that’s how you get bag leaders

1569
01:00:54,480 –> 01:00:57,839
so as you guys have this weird

1570
01:00:56,480 –> 01:01:00,480
conversation and

1571
01:00:57,839 –> 01:01:03,440
friday picks up the iron stones as was

1572
01:01:00,480 –> 01:01:03,440
his original mission

1573
01:01:03,520 –> 01:01:07,280
i need all of you guys to make me a

1574
01:01:05,280 –> 01:01:10,880
perception check

1575
01:01:07,280 –> 01:01:14,960
oh boy are we still in combat

1576
01:01:10,880 –> 01:01:19,200
let’s just roll eighteen thirty twenty

1577
01:01:14,960 –> 01:01:22,240
nineteen safe you’re the first one

1578
01:01:19,200 –> 01:01:27,040
to see this from your vantage point

1579
01:01:22,240 –> 01:01:30,799
the gem inside of emory’s chest

1580
01:01:27,040 –> 01:01:35,040
begins to emit a dark

1581
01:01:30,799 –> 01:01:39,119
miasma oh that’s not good it overtakes

1582
01:01:35,040 –> 01:01:42,480
his entire body slowly but surely

1583
01:01:39,119 –> 01:01:46,079
until eventually there is an eruption

1584
01:01:42,480 –> 01:01:48,720
of black energy it pushes

1585
01:01:46,079 –> 01:01:50,480
anyone who is near him back about 10

1586
01:01:48,720 –> 01:01:54,160
feet

1587
01:01:50,480 –> 01:01:57,760
and igor’s body rises up

1588
01:01:54,160 –> 01:02:01,920
the gem begins to crack until

1589
01:01:57,760 –> 01:02:05,359
it shatters and then emor

1590
01:02:01,920 –> 01:02:07,599
grows once again

1591
01:02:05,359 –> 01:02:09,440
but not into the form you recognize from

1592
01:02:07,599 –> 01:02:13,200
before

1593
01:02:09,440 –> 01:02:16,400
now he grows horns

1594
01:02:13,200 –> 01:02:20,000
through his mane his eyes

1595
01:02:16,400 –> 01:02:23,200
turn bright crimson red

1596
01:02:20,000 –> 01:02:26,720
his snout elongates with more

1597
01:02:23,200 –> 01:02:29,359
teeth than he had before

1598
01:02:26,720 –> 01:02:30,640
muscles built on top of muscles making

1599
01:02:29,359 –> 01:02:33,920
what he was before

1600
01:02:30,640 –> 01:02:34,640
almost looks small by comparison as he

1601
01:02:33,920 –> 01:02:39,039
rises up

1602
01:02:34,640 –> 01:02:39,039
and lets out a bellowing howl

1603
01:02:42,319 –> 01:02:50,400
emor has returned as something

1604
01:02:46,160 –> 01:02:54,000
else entirely the other gnolls

1605
01:02:50,400 –> 01:02:57,200
see this and they run off in fear

1606
01:02:54,000 –> 01:03:01,920
they don’t know what this is even

1607
01:02:57,200 –> 01:03:01,920
sniffs looks horrified

1608
01:03:11,760 –> 01:03:17,839
we’re back to the top of the order safe

1609
01:03:14,240 –> 01:03:17,839
you’re up

1610
01:03:18,880 –> 01:03:24,480
it’s going to be a tough shot i can i

1611
01:03:22,400 –> 01:03:25,440
i’m going to call my shot at his uh at

1612
01:03:24,480 –> 01:03:28,880
his torso

1613
01:03:25,440 –> 01:03:32,559
at the gem itself the gym is shaggered

1614
01:03:28,880 –> 01:03:36,319
the gem is no longer in effect oh man

1615
01:03:32,559 –> 01:03:39,680
okay well i guess i’m just

1616
01:03:36,319 –> 01:03:43,520
gonna i’m gonna leave my birds

1617
01:03:39,680 –> 01:03:43,520
still with arlo

1618
01:03:43,599 –> 01:03:46,640
and i’m gonna take a shot all right you

1619
01:03:46,000 –> 01:03:48,079
said you were do

1620
01:03:46,640 –> 01:03:49,839
are you still doing a cold shot or are

1621
01:03:48,079 –> 01:03:50,880
you going back to standard i’m just

1622
01:03:49,839 –> 01:03:53,359
going back to standard

1623
01:03:50,880 –> 01:03:55,200
doing any special ammo i think all i

1624
01:03:53,359 –> 01:03:58,559
have left are

1625
01:03:55,200 –> 01:04:00,799
poison and concussion and blindness but

1626
01:03:58,559 –> 01:04:03,440
blindness won’t do us any good

1627
01:04:00,799 –> 01:04:05,119
well his stones are gone we don’t know

1628
01:04:03,440 –> 01:04:09,119
he still has true sight

1629
01:04:05,119 –> 01:04:10,400
oh he doesn’t have true sight does he

1630
01:04:09,119 –> 01:04:13,280
we don’t know that he does but we don’t

1631
01:04:10,400 –> 01:04:15,920
know that he doesn’t all right

1632
01:04:13,280 –> 01:04:17,200
i’m going with blindness all right go

1633
01:04:15,920 –> 01:04:20,720
ahead

1634
01:04:17,200 –> 01:04:24,640
does an 18 hit 18 hits oh thank god

1635
01:04:20,720 –> 01:04:29,599
okay uh roll me a deck save

1636
01:04:24,640 –> 01:04:33,039
there’s a 15 pass i have a my ac is 15.

1637
01:04:29,599 –> 01:04:35,920
you’re ac smite my my spell save sorry

1638
01:04:33,039 –> 01:04:36,559
i have to say what number are you using

1639
01:04:35,920 –> 01:04:40,880
that

1640
01:04:36,559 –> 01:04:44,079
matches so um yeah he takes it 26.

1641
01:04:40,880 –> 01:04:44,079
cool terry you’re up

1642
01:04:45,680 –> 01:04:49,280
wait did it blind him did it do anything

1643
01:04:47,839 –> 01:04:52,720
is he blinded

1644
01:04:49,280 –> 01:04:54,720
yes hell yeah

1645
01:04:52,720 –> 01:04:56,079
he’s covering his eyes with one hand but

1646
01:04:54,720 –> 01:04:59,200
he’s still thrashing about

1647
01:04:56,079 –> 01:05:00,240
wildly with the other it has blinded him

1648
01:04:59,200 –> 01:05:00,799
but it doesn’t seem to have done

1649
01:05:00,240 –> 01:05:04,160
anything

1650
01:05:00,799 –> 01:05:06,559
to lessen his bloodlust you know what

1651
01:05:04,160 –> 01:05:07,280
can i take a bonus action and hit him

1652
01:05:06,559 –> 01:05:09,280
again

1653
01:05:07,280 –> 01:05:11,039
oh [ __ ] that’s right crossbow expert

1654
01:05:09,280 –> 01:05:12,799
mm-hmm yes you can

1655
01:05:11,039 –> 01:05:14,160
all right this time i’m going with

1656
01:05:12,799 –> 01:05:15,599
concussion we’re going to try to knock

1657
01:05:14,160 –> 01:05:19,599
him prone

1658
01:05:15,599 –> 01:05:21,359
all right do it does a 17 hit

1659
01:05:19,599 –> 01:05:22,640
17 matches but we have said that that

1660
01:05:21,359 –> 01:05:26,480
hits so yes

1661
01:05:22,640 –> 01:05:31,599
oh my god do me a con save

1662
01:05:26,480 –> 01:05:34,480
does a 30 pass oh [ __ ]

1663
01:05:31,599 –> 01:05:35,920
yes yes it does all right so he just

1664
01:05:34,480 –> 01:05:36,240
he’s a big boy his khan’s probably real

1665
01:05:35,920 –> 01:05:37,680
high

1666
01:05:36,240 –> 01:05:39,440
he doesn’t he’s not going to take the

1667
01:05:37,680 –> 01:05:40,480
thunder damage then or be knock prone

1668
01:05:39,440 –> 01:05:41,920
he’s just going to take my

1669
01:05:40,480 –> 01:05:42,960
shot then he should still take the

1670
01:05:41,920 –> 01:05:44,240
thunder damage he just doesn’t get

1671
01:05:42,960 –> 01:05:45,520
knocked prone

1672
01:05:44,240 –> 01:05:48,960
okay cool i think is the way i wrote

1673
01:05:45,520 –> 01:05:52,880
that out 32.

1674
01:05:48,960 –> 01:05:54,900
christ yep 2d 12.

1675
01:05:52,880 –> 01:05:56,880
you know what that’s on me

1676
01:05:54,900 –> 01:06:00,960
[Laughter]

1677
01:05:56,880 –> 01:06:04,160
all right tara you’re up okay

1678
01:06:00,960 –> 01:06:07,520
i’m going to

1679
01:06:04,160 –> 01:06:11,119
first off ice knife him

1680
01:06:07,520 –> 01:06:16,480
ice knife that [ __ ] 18 to hit

1681
01:06:11,119 –> 01:06:20,000
hits okay so uh that’s the 10 piercing

1682
01:06:16,480 –> 01:06:23,280
followed by the duck saves

1683
01:06:20,000 –> 01:06:23,920

  1. okay so he doesn’t take cold damage

1684
01:06:23,280 –> 01:06:27,280
um

1685
01:06:23,920 –> 01:06:30,480
hey guys i found my good dice they were

1686
01:06:27,280 –> 01:06:30,480
hiding behind the first face

1687
01:06:31,520 –> 01:06:38,640
get rid of them and then can

1688
01:06:34,799 –> 01:06:42,000
my velociraptors get to him yes

1689
01:06:38,640 –> 01:06:44,079
okay first one does

1690
01:06:42,000 –> 01:06:46,799
a 17 hit i can’t remember if we said

1691
01:06:44,079 –> 01:06:49,599
that does it matches so it hits

1692
01:06:46,799 –> 01:06:50,559
okay that’s five piercing second attack

1693
01:06:49,599 –> 01:06:54,400
on the first one

1694
01:06:50,559 –> 01:06:58,559
is non-nat 20 which is four

1695
01:06:54,400 –> 01:07:00,160
second one is a natural 20 which is

1696
01:06:58,559 –> 01:07:01,760
uh not it’s not too bad it’s just a

1697
01:07:00,160 –> 01:07:04,160
velociraptor eight

1698
01:07:01,760 –> 01:07:05,359
plus five that’s 13 for the first attack

1699
01:07:04,160 –> 01:07:08,559
on the second one

1700
01:07:05,359 –> 01:07:12,160
second attack is a 14

1701
01:07:08,559 –> 01:07:15,359
third one is a 21

1702
01:07:12,160 –> 01:07:18,000
so that’s five uh that misses

1703
01:07:15,359 –> 01:07:19,520
fourth one it’s a non-nut 20 so that’s

1704
01:07:18,000 –> 01:07:23,599
five

1705
01:07:19,520 –> 01:07:26,880
followed by miss maybe five

1706
01:07:23,599 –> 01:07:27,440
gets a 17 which we said miss or it meets

1707
01:07:26,880 –> 01:07:30,799
so that’s

1708
01:07:27,440 –> 01:07:33,920
5 followed by 21

1709
01:07:30,799 –> 01:07:37,359
which is 4 19

1710
01:07:33,920 –> 01:07:40,640
for the sixth one so 5

1711
01:07:37,359 –> 01:07:43,920
followed by a miss and 7

1712
01:07:40,640 –> 01:07:46,240
this is followed by another miss

1713
01:07:43,920 –> 01:07:47,359
they’re moderately concerned by how big

1714
01:07:46,240 –> 01:07:48,559
he is

1715
01:07:47,359 –> 01:07:51,280
so they missed a little bit more than

1716
01:07:48,559 –> 01:07:54,480
they were before but then

1717
01:07:51,280 –> 01:07:56,160
zal is also gonna go back up in the air

1718
01:07:54,480 –> 01:07:58,240
does anyone want to get on zao while i’m

1719
01:07:56,160 –> 01:07:59,119
on the ground yeah clean i’ll take you

1720
01:07:58,240 –> 01:08:02,240
up on that

1721
01:07:59,119 –> 01:08:04,000
uh i will jump on as well all right so

1722
01:08:02,240 –> 01:08:07,359
you guys jump on when tara says hang on

1723
01:08:04,000 –> 01:08:10,880
tight and i’d like zhao to go up

1724
01:08:07,359 –> 01:08:14,079
and then attack him in a swoop that’s

1725
01:08:10,880 –> 01:08:16,400
a 23 to hit

1726
01:08:14,079 –> 01:08:18,640
22 from zal before where you go back up

1727
01:08:16,400 –> 01:08:20,560
in the air i’d say probably 50 feet

1728
01:08:18,640 –> 01:08:22,000
all right is that gonna be it for you

1729
01:08:20,560 –> 01:08:23,600
yes all right

1730
01:08:22,000 –> 01:08:26,000
cool so all three of you are up in the

1731
01:08:23,600 –> 01:08:27,520
air leaving this thing with the npc’s do

1732
01:08:26,000 –> 01:08:29,839
i have that about right

1733
01:08:27,520 –> 01:08:31,600
unless any of them jumped on zao with us

1734
01:08:29,839 –> 01:08:33,279
yeah we don’t control what they do

1735
01:08:31,600 –> 01:08:34,960
yeah but i’m hungry for blood at this

1736
01:08:33,279 –> 01:08:36,719
point

1737
01:08:34,960 –> 01:08:38,880
did any of the fun pals take us up since

1738
01:08:36,719 –> 01:08:40,640
they’re tiny so you want this guy to

1739
01:08:38,880 –> 01:08:45,279
murder sniffs is what i’m hearing

1740
01:08:40,640 –> 01:08:45,279
no no sure damn

1741
01:08:45,640 –> 01:08:49,520
[Music]

1742
01:08:47,679 –> 01:08:50,799
remember sniffs does have my temp hp

1743
01:08:49,520 –> 01:08:52,719
though no i’m

1744
01:08:50,799 –> 01:08:54,000
i’m aware we’ll see how much that

1745
01:08:52,719 –> 01:08:55,600
matters wait

1746
01:08:54,000 –> 01:08:57,759
wait that means the bear is like still

1747
01:08:55,600 –> 01:08:59,600
out yes

1748
01:08:57,759 –> 01:09:01,359
this all just happened and then the bear

1749
01:08:59,600 –> 01:09:07,839
starts jumping on the ground again

1750
01:09:01,359 –> 01:09:07,839
and it’s like let loose the dogs of war

1751
01:09:09,359 –> 01:09:13,920
all right so emor is going to i’ll i’ll

1752
01:09:12,640 –> 01:09:16,960
roll a d4 and see

1753
01:09:13,920 –> 01:09:18,239
who he goes for i mean my velociraptors

1754
01:09:16,960 –> 01:09:19,040
are still on the ground too so he could

1755
01:09:18,239 –> 01:09:21,040
still technically

1756
01:09:19,040 –> 01:09:22,560
they’re blocking him a little bit and

1757
01:09:21,040 –> 01:09:25,279
modi is down there too

1758
01:09:22,560 –> 01:09:26,239
and my birds okay fine i guess i’ll just

1759
01:09:25,279 –> 01:09:28,799
do some

1760
01:09:26,239 –> 01:09:30,640
zoo yard genocide if that’s really the

1761
01:09:28,799 –> 01:09:32,319
way we want to do this

1762
01:09:30,640 –> 01:09:34,159
i’m just saying there’s multiple people

1763
01:09:32,319 –> 01:09:36,880
down there it’s not just sniffs

1764
01:09:34,159 –> 01:09:38,239
i will roll a d8 and see what happens

1765
01:09:36,880 –> 01:09:38,799
all right cool he’s going to swing at

1766
01:09:38,239 –> 01:09:41,440
sniffs

1767
01:09:38,799 –> 01:09:41,440
see what happens

1768
01:09:44,640 –> 01:09:48,080
you guys might be surprised to hear this

1769
01:09:46,719 –> 01:09:51,679
but sniffs does not have

1770
01:09:48,080 –> 01:09:51,679
an ac of 21.

1771
01:09:52,000 –> 01:09:58,239
so he is going to oh

1772
01:09:55,040 –> 01:09:59,120
my god jordan don’t you hurt our baby

1773
01:09:58,239 –> 01:10:02,000
boy

1774
01:09:59,120 –> 01:10:03,440
you did this you did this okay there we

1775
01:10:02,000 –> 01:10:07,760
go he has this temp hp

1776
01:10:03,440 –> 01:10:12,080
now he takes 26 points of bludgeoning

1777
01:10:07,760 –> 01:10:14,640
or piercing poor boy

1778
01:10:12,080 –> 01:10:16,480
and he has more attacks oh emory you

1779
01:10:14,640 –> 01:10:19,920
done [ __ ] up now

1780
01:10:16,480 –> 01:10:23,280
that one hits can i say

1781
01:10:19,920 –> 01:10:26,719
on the next attack he tries to do i

1782
01:10:23,280 –> 01:10:27,760
ask zal to call out using tactical

1783
01:10:26,719 –> 01:10:30,080
insight

1784
01:10:27,760 –> 01:10:31,840
to see if it distracts him trying to

1785
01:10:30,080 –> 01:10:33,199
give disadvantage

1786
01:10:31,840 –> 01:10:35,040
he already has this advantage because

1787
01:10:33,199 –> 01:10:38,640
he’s blind that being said

1788
01:10:35,040 –> 01:10:40,480
sniffs is now down oh emor has just

1789
01:10:38,640 –> 01:10:44,320
put his penis through the hole of the

1790
01:10:40,480 –> 01:10:47,440
blu-ray copy of my favorite pixar movie

1791
01:10:44,320 –> 01:10:50,640
what the [ __ ] does that mean

1792
01:10:47,440 –> 01:10:54,480
he just [ __ ] up now oh

1793
01:10:50,640 –> 01:10:56,400
my god oh

1794
01:10:54,480 –> 01:10:58,400
boy let’s see who he goes for next

1795
01:10:56,400 –> 01:11:01,920
because he still has more attacks

1796
01:10:58,400 –> 01:11:05,920
five he’s going to attack the ravens

1797
01:11:01,920 –> 01:11:08,880
that misses does an 11 hit ravens

1798
01:11:05,920 –> 01:11:10,000
no okay cool so all he does is he down

1799
01:11:08,880 –> 01:11:13,679
sniffs

1800
01:11:10,000 –> 01:11:18,080
uh that is going to be sniff’s turn

1801
01:11:13,679 –> 01:11:18,080
as he makes his first death saving throw

1802
01:11:19,199 –> 01:11:23,760
huh arlo you’re up all right i want to

1803
01:11:22,239 –> 01:11:26,719
do that inside roll with the uh the

1804
01:11:23,760 –> 01:11:28,239
battlefield awareness again all right go

1805
01:11:26,719 –> 01:11:32,320
ahead and roll it

1806
01:11:28,239 –> 01:11:34,239
this is 25 son you do make that one

1807
01:11:32,320 –> 01:11:35,600
you can know either his current and max

1808
01:11:34,239 –> 01:11:37,360
hp his ac

1809
01:11:35,600 –> 01:11:38,800
his highest spell slot if any his

1810
01:11:37,360 –> 01:11:41,520
highest ability score

1811
01:11:38,800 –> 01:11:43,120
and the spellcasting modifier if any any

1812
01:11:41,520 –> 01:11:45,120
vulnerabilities resistances

1813
01:11:43,120 –> 01:11:46,880
or immunities he has to damage and any

1814
01:11:45,120 –> 01:11:48,960
conditioned immunities if any

1815
01:11:46,880 –> 01:11:50,480
which one would you like to know

1816
01:11:48,960 –> 01:11:52,719
vulnerabilities

1817
01:11:50,480 –> 01:11:54,239
he does not have any vulnerabilities he

1818
01:11:52,719 –> 01:11:57,520
is resistant to

1819
01:11:54,239 –> 01:11:59,360
cold fire lightning and then melee

1820
01:11:57,520 –> 01:12:02,480
damage from non-magical attacks

1821
01:11:59,360 –> 01:12:04,800
not made with silvered weapons and he is

1822
01:12:02,480 –> 01:12:06,320
immune to poison damage

1823
01:12:04,800 –> 01:12:07,920
well i was hoping i would find something

1824
01:12:06,320 –> 01:12:09,199
that would like uh make my plans a

1825
01:12:07,920 –> 01:12:10,480
little bit more exciting

1826
01:12:09,199 –> 01:12:12,480
sorry they’ll never don’t have

1827
01:12:10,480 –> 01:12:15,440
vulnerabilities they don’t know

1828
01:12:12,480 –> 01:12:17,199
but erl’s gonna yell out you [ __ ] on a

1829
01:12:15,440 –> 01:12:20,320
stick and then he’s gonna fire

1830
01:12:17,199 –> 01:12:22,239
a third level guiding bolt at him

1831
01:12:20,320 –> 01:12:23,600
oh well this is going to be great that’s

1832
01:12:22,239 –> 01:12:26,880
a

1833
01:12:23,600 –> 01:12:29,840
dirty 20 to hit does it

1834
01:12:26,880 –> 01:12:31,120
yeah this is going to hurt like a [ __ ]

1835
01:12:29,840 –> 01:12:34,560
that’s going to be

1836
01:12:31,120 –> 01:12:35,120
66 22 radiant damage and everyone has

1837
01:12:34,560 –> 01:12:37,679
advantage

1838
01:12:35,120 –> 01:12:39,920
hitting him until my next turn wow that

1839
01:12:37,679 –> 01:12:42,100
means so much on a blind person

1840
01:12:39,920 –> 01:12:44,000
i mean whatever

1841
01:12:42,100 –> 01:12:47,679
[Laughter]

1842
01:12:44,000 –> 01:12:50,960
this is the most damaging spell i can do

1843
01:12:47,679 –> 01:12:54,000
is that for you that’s it

1844
01:12:50,960 –> 01:12:57,679
all right cool uh that brings it

1845
01:12:54,000 –> 01:13:00,800
over to the fun pals

1846
01:12:57,679 –> 01:13:05,520
first things first friday is

1847
01:13:00,800 –> 01:13:07,360
going to use shatter

1848
01:13:05,520 –> 01:13:09,920
uh emor fully passes that one but he

1849
01:13:07,360 –> 01:13:12,320
will still take some damage

1850
01:13:09,920 –> 01:13:13,199
after that he is going to turn over to

1851
01:13:12,320 –> 01:13:15,280
nathan

1852
01:13:13,199 –> 01:13:17,280
say excuse me my friend if you would not

1853
01:13:15,280 –> 01:13:21,120
mind helping a tiny

1854
01:13:17,280 –> 01:13:24,000
smellier friend and

1855
01:13:21,120 –> 01:13:24,640
nathan is going to cast healing spirit

1856
01:13:24,000 –> 01:13:27,600
centered

1857
01:13:24,640 –> 01:13:27,600
on sniffs

1858
01:13:28,320 –> 01:13:33,840
so sniffs pops back up

1859
01:13:38,960 –> 01:13:47,840
guys that’s not

1860
01:13:42,320 –> 01:13:47,840
anymore do what you have to do

1861
01:13:48,960 –> 01:13:52,239
everyone say you’re here okay

1862
01:13:52,960 –> 01:13:55,840
sounds good

1863
01:13:56,080 –> 01:14:03,280
and p is going to

1864
01:14:00,080 –> 01:14:06,400
pull out a um little device

1865
01:14:03,280 –> 01:14:08,960
of his own and

1866
01:14:06,400 –> 01:14:08,960
actually

1867
01:14:09,679 –> 01:14:14,320
no he’s not oh boy he’s gonna do

1868
01:14:12,960 –> 01:14:18,080
something better

1869
01:14:14,320 –> 01:14:21,520
oh boy hey arlo

1870
01:14:18,080 –> 01:14:25,600
what up make

1871
01:14:21,520 –> 01:14:26,400
my arlo growl he’s gonna cast enlarge on

1872
01:14:25,600 –> 01:14:28,480
you

1873
01:14:26,400 –> 01:14:31,040
without a power rangers reference as

1874
01:14:28,480 –> 01:14:34,159
opposed to

1875
01:14:31,040 –> 01:14:38,239
who are you to judge

1876
01:14:34,159 –> 01:14:40,159
you know what that’s valid that’s fair

1877
01:14:38,239 –> 01:14:42,239
so i’m guessing you don’t have you’re

1878
01:14:40,159 –> 01:14:43,360
not on my back any or not on zell’s back

1879
01:14:42,239 –> 01:14:45,760
anymore

1880
01:14:43,360 –> 01:14:46,480
well probably not i think i have to get

1881
01:14:45,760 –> 01:14:48,719
off

1882
01:14:46,480 –> 01:14:49,920
you can also make it down safely because

1883
01:14:48,719 –> 01:14:53,520
you are now big boy

1884
01:14:49,920 –> 01:14:56,800
you are imore’s size

1885
01:14:53,520 –> 01:14:58,960
hell yeah mecha fight and

1886
01:14:56,800 –> 01:15:00,560
with that is gonna go back around to

1887
01:14:58,960 –> 01:15:03,679
safe’s turn

1888
01:15:00,560 –> 01:15:05,600
hey all right well first all of my

1889
01:15:03,679 –> 01:15:06,640
ravens are gonna attack big boy because

1890
01:15:05,600 –> 01:15:08,159
now they’re pissed off

1891
01:15:06,640 –> 01:15:09,840
now that he has flailed wildly about

1892
01:15:08,159 –> 01:15:11,040
them missing like a [ __ ]

1893
01:15:09,840 –> 01:15:13,520
all right do you want me to roll for

1894
01:15:11,040 –> 01:15:15,120
them separately there’s seven of them

1895
01:15:13,520 –> 01:15:18,080
just roll as one big group i don’t have

1896
01:15:15,120 –> 01:15:20,239
the patience for this anymore

1897
01:15:18,080 –> 01:15:21,920
a certain druid that summons monsters

1898
01:15:20,239 –> 01:15:24,960
out of the ass kind of killed the fun of

1899
01:15:21,920 –> 01:15:28,719
it for me

1900
01:15:24,960 –> 01:15:31,760
does an 18 hit 18 hits

1901
01:15:28,719 –> 01:15:36,320
all right 25. all right

1902
01:15:31,760 –> 01:15:39,679
and i still have one more special shot

1903
01:15:36,320 –> 01:15:40,480
oh [ __ ] nat 20. yeah no that sounds

1904
01:15:39,679 –> 01:15:42,719
about right

1905
01:15:40,480 –> 01:15:43,679
i will tell you which special shot is

1906
01:15:42,719 –> 01:15:45,520
this

1907
01:15:43,679 –> 01:15:46,719
poison don’t do that damage he’s immune

1908
01:15:45,520 –> 01:15:48,719
to poison damage

1909
01:15:46,719 –> 01:15:50,560
oh perfect thank you for telling me that

1910
01:15:48,719 –> 01:15:54,159
cool so all right he’ll

1911
01:15:50,560 –> 01:15:57,679
just get my d10

1912
01:15:54,159 –> 01:16:01,040
and my sneak attack

1913
01:15:57,679 –> 01:16:04,320
all right plus uh so that’s 19

1914
01:16:01,040 –> 01:16:05,600
and i’m gonna take a second hit uh does

1915
01:16:04,320 –> 01:16:08,640
a 16 hit

1916
01:16:05,600 –> 01:16:10,560
no 16 does not hit nice

1917
01:16:08,640 –> 01:16:12,000
well there we go oh wait and then

1918
01:16:10,560 –> 01:16:13,280
there’s modi

1919
01:16:12,000 –> 01:16:14,640
you guys are not allowed to complain

1920
01:16:13,280 –> 01:16:16,000
about when i throw a lot of things at

1921
01:16:14,640 –> 01:16:17,600
you anymore because now you guys

1922
01:16:16,000 –> 01:16:18,800
outnumber me by a metric [ __ ] ton and

1923
01:16:17,600 –> 01:16:20,239
that’s ignoring the fact that i got rid

1924
01:16:18,800 –> 01:16:22,960
of knowles

1925
01:16:20,239 –> 01:16:24,480
that’s true you brought this on your in

1926
01:16:22,960 –> 01:16:26,000
yourself you wouldn’t have to try so

1927
01:16:24,480 –> 01:16:26,800
hard if you didn’t bring so many dudes

1928
01:16:26,000 –> 01:16:28,560
to the party

1929
01:16:26,800 –> 01:16:29,840
you did bring a lot of dudes you brought

1930
01:16:28,560 –> 01:16:32,159
too many lads

1931
01:16:29,840 –> 01:16:34,000
yeah you know if modi if modi dies he

1932
01:16:32,159 –> 01:16:37,360
just poofs and comes back to me so he’s

1933
01:16:34,000 –> 01:16:39,360
gonna go and attack with my sword

1934
01:16:37,360 –> 01:16:41,440
wait wait wait when modi’s in your form

1935
01:16:39,360 –> 01:16:43,840
does modi still go wow

1936
01:16:41,440 –> 01:16:45,280
he doesn’t really meow that much he’s

1937
01:16:43,840 –> 01:16:48,159
actually pretty silent

1938
01:16:45,280 –> 01:16:50,560
very stoic i might get him to purr from

1939
01:16:48,159 –> 01:16:53,679
time to time but that’s pretty rare

1940
01:16:50,560 –> 01:16:57,280
just roll the hit 17

1941
01:16:53,679 –> 01:17:01,840
hits nice

1942
01:16:57,280 –> 01:17:02,640
five cool is that gonna be it for you

1943
01:17:01,840 –> 01:17:06,880
yep

1944
01:17:02,640 –> 01:17:10,400
all right we are back oh wait no [ __ ] i

1945
01:17:06,880 –> 01:17:11,679
went sarah okay i’m sorry i almost i

1946
01:17:10,400 –> 01:17:14,400
almost skipped you because the turn took

1947
01:17:11,679 –> 01:17:16,480
forever and i associated that with you

1948
01:17:14,400 –> 01:17:18,159
cody wouldn’t modi wouldn’t get a bonus

1949
01:17:16,480 –> 01:17:21,120
action right no

1950
01:17:18,159 –> 01:17:23,199
okay no no no no no that’s plenty thank

1951
01:17:21,120 –> 01:17:25,360
you

1952
01:17:23,199 –> 01:17:27,040
okay i’ll start with what when tara does

1953
01:17:25,360 –> 01:17:27,440
and she’s gonna take like a piece of

1954
01:17:27,040 –> 01:17:30,320
like

1955
01:17:27,440 –> 01:17:31,520
the sweat from her brow at this point

1956
01:17:30,320 –> 01:17:35,280
and then like

1957
01:17:31,520 –> 01:17:38,400
flick it and her ice knife and

1958
01:17:35,280 –> 01:17:39,280
that’s a a sweat knife a sweaty ice

1959
01:17:38,400 –> 01:17:42,960
knife

1960
01:17:39,280 –> 01:17:45,280
gross 18 to hit it’s

1961
01:17:42,960 –> 01:17:46,800
sweet and then he can make his deck safe

1962
01:17:45,280 –> 01:17:48,800
please while i roll this

1963
01:17:46,800 –> 01:17:50,000
so we know if he takes ice damage that’s

1964
01:17:48,800 –> 01:17:52,560
an eight so i’m gonna

1965
01:17:50,000 –> 01:17:53,360
say he does yeah he’ll take the ice

1966
01:17:52,560 –> 01:17:56,640
damage that’s

1967
01:17:53,360 –> 01:17:59,760
five of the ice knife piercing

1968
01:17:56,640 –> 01:18:02,159
and then that’s 10 ice

1969
01:17:59,760 –> 01:18:03,679
damage only five ice damage he resists

1970
01:18:02,159 –> 01:18:05,679
cold and he’s resistant

1971
01:18:03,679 –> 01:18:07,679
right and then let’s go back to my

1972
01:18:05,679 –> 01:18:10,239
little screechy friends

1973
01:18:07,679 –> 01:18:12,080
i will say despite how much he’s still

1974
01:18:10,239 –> 01:18:13,920
roaring and thrashing about he

1975
01:18:12,080 –> 01:18:15,280
does not it looks like he’s basically

1976
01:18:13,920 –> 01:18:17,920
moving by will

1977
01:18:15,280 –> 01:18:19,199
and fury alone do you want me to keep

1978
01:18:17,920 –> 01:18:20,800
rolling them individually or would you

1979
01:18:19,199 –> 01:18:22,000
like me to switch as a group

1980
01:18:20,800 –> 01:18:23,920
that would be lovely if you wouldn’t

1981
01:18:22,000 –> 01:18:26,640
mind actually

1982
01:18:23,920 –> 01:18:28,239
uh yeah they all definitely [ __ ] hit

1983
01:18:26,640 –> 01:18:31,280
cool

1984
01:18:28,239 –> 01:18:34,560
roll that delicious dino damage

1985
01:18:31,280 –> 01:18:35,840
not oh wait yeah nine times seven 63

1986
01:18:34,560 –> 01:18:41,840
damage please from my

1987
01:18:35,840 –> 01:18:41,840
my angry little chompy friends

1988
01:18:46,640 –> 01:18:50,719
they’re just perfect in every single

1989
01:18:48,320 –> 01:18:54,000
waveform shape possible

1990
01:18:50,719 –> 01:18:58,320
and they are also the last thing

1991
01:18:54,000 –> 01:19:01,920
that emor hears before

1992
01:18:58,320 –> 01:19:06,320
he is alive by these

1993
01:19:01,920 –> 01:19:06,320
sickly dying velociraptors

1994
01:19:07,040 –> 01:19:14,400
feed and that is where we shall pause

1995
01:19:11,360 –> 01:19:14,400
our tale for now

1996
01:19:19,760 –> 01:19:23,920
hello everyone jordan here we have a few

1997
01:19:22,159 –> 01:19:25,920
plugs shout out as well as a few

1998
01:19:23,920 –> 01:19:26,880
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1999
01:19:25,920 –> 01:19:29,360
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2000
01:19:26,880 –> 01:19:30,640
so make sure you listen to the very end

2001
01:19:29,360 –> 01:19:33,840
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2002
01:19:30,640 –> 01:19:35,760
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2003
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2006
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2007
01:19:41,440 –> 01:19:44,880
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01:19:43,600 –> 01:19:46,640
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2009
01:19:44,880 –> 01:19:48,640
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2010
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2011
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2012
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2013
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2014
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2015
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2016
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2017
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2018
01:20:02,640 –> 01:20:09,440
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2019
01:20:06,080 –> 01:20:12,360
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2020
01:20:09,440 –> 01:20:13,600
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2021
01:20:12,360 –> 01:20:16,000
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2022
01:20:13,600 –> 01:20:18,000
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2023
01:20:16,000 –> 01:20:20,880
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01:20:18,000 –> 01:20:21,840
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2026
01:20:21,840 –> 01:20:25,760
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2027
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2028
01:20:25,760 –> 01:20:29,199
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2029
01:20:28,560 –> 01:20:31,600
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2030
01:20:29,199 –> 01:20:33,440
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2031
01:20:31,600 –> 01:20:36,400
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2032
01:20:33,440 –> 01:20:40,239
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2033
01:20:36,400 –> 01:20:42,239
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2034
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2035
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2036
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2037
01:21:18,390 –> 01:21:23,669
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2038
01:21:28,000 –> 01:21:31,040
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2041
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2042
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2049
01:21:46,639 –> 01:21:51,199
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2050
01:21:52,960 –> 01:21:58,400
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2051
01:21:56,000 –> 01:21:59,840
establish that he’s smarter he leads

2052
01:21:58,400 –> 01:22:02,719
them

2053
01:21:59,840 –> 01:22:05,120
we’ve established that he’s boner but

2054
01:22:02,719 –> 01:22:08,639
bonery

2055
01:22:05,120 –> 01:22:08,639
okay and that’s that’s a word

2056
01:22:09,360 –> 01:22:14,159
we’ve established that he is more rigid

2057
01:22:11,600 –> 01:22:14,159
in niche

2058
01:22:15,520 –> 01:22:19,120
thank you drew you’re welcome

2059
01:22:20,560 –> 01:22:26,800
46 that’s not right

2060
01:22:23,679 –> 01:22:31,199
hang on i’m sorry wrong one how in

2061
01:22:26,800 –> 01:22:34,719
[ _ ] [ _ ] start it was my 100 i’m sorry

2062
01:22:31,199 –> 01:22:38,320
46 out of 10. i got a 46 out of 10.

2063
01:22:34,719 –> 01:22:41,360
that’s not the right dice

2064
01:22:38,320 –> 01:22:41,360
i am sorry

2065
01:22:42,000 –> 01:22:47,280
holy [ __ ] jordan i actually rolled a 9

2066
01:22:44,960 –> 01:22:50,960
000 on damage so yeah he turns into ash

2067
01:22:47,280 –> 01:22:53,840
oh my god i know i know

2068
01:22:50,960 –> 01:22:53,840
i deserve this

2069
01:22:54,239 –> 01:22:58,239
i’m still pretty sure because they came

2070
01:22:55,600 –> 01:23:01,040
from a magic tattoo your birds much like

2071
01:22:58,239 –> 01:23:02,320
when tara’s everything counts as magical

2072
01:23:01,040 –> 01:23:03,760
yes

2073
01:23:02,320 –> 01:23:06,159
when tara flips her hair and there’s

2074
01:23:03,760 –> 01:23:08,960
just sparkles of magic

2075
01:23:06,159 –> 01:23:08,960
indeed

2076
01:23:12,400 –> 01:23:17,040
tara’s family thinks dandruff is excess

2077
01:23:14,719 –> 01:23:20,239
magic

2078
01:23:17,040 –> 01:23:22,000
magic that’s oh boy ah so much magic

2079
01:23:20,239 –> 01:23:28,800
falls off mail it when tara please

2080
01:23:22,000 –> 01:23:28,800
shower at some point

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