Episode 24: Sniffs’ Awakening

Arlo and the other Agents need to think quickly, otherwise they’ll come face-to-face with Kamodra Agon. And what about Sniffs?

Transcript

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hey everyone this is jorgen your dm from

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agents of damn just like you know before

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the episode starts

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this episode has depictions of a person

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experiencing post-traumatic stress

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disorder

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this is not something that we take

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lightly by answering the imagination it

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is something very serious

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and if that is something that either is

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or that you think

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might be distressing or triggering for

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you then

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please feel free to skip this episode

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you will get everything you need in the

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episode recap

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on the next episode otherwise enjoy the

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show

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do

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hello everyone and welcome back

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to agents of damned our let’s play d and

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d podcast featuring myself

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your sometimes benevolent often

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malevolent dungeon master

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jordan roman and as always i am joined

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by my fellow players

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hi everyone i’m katie and i play safe

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hey guys i’m christina and i play

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wintera

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and i’m drew mclean and by bahamut’s

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cream-filled cannoli cache

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i play the good doctor arlo aegon thank

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you for corrupting my computer’s hard

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drive space with that

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oh i started writing them down so uh get

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ready they’re going to get started

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getting real weird

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i love it oh boy oh my god

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what was it a cannoli cash what a uh

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cream filled cannoli cache

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cashew that was it god

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my computer feels dirty now you’re

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welcome

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so getting back to things that actually

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make me

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happy uh you guys are in a bit of

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trouble

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because someone couldn’t shake those

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that homesick feeling i regret nothing

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yet you regret nothing yet

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so last time the agents and the fun pals

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spoke with snapdra

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to figure out what their best course of

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action would be to find

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emor and unbeknownst to snapdra the ion

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stones

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snapdragon offered one of two contacts

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that could help

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one was an old drinking friend of hers

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with connections to the church of

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bahamut

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while the other was one of her personal

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informants

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the group decided to follow up with the

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informant who the group

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initially mistook to be seven

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however the eerily similar white-skinned

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tiefling

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was actually seven’s elder brother named

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four four then went on a long monologue

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explaining that he

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and seven had ten additional siblings

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and were once part of an organization

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known as the twelve pieces of the nine

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after his

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lengthy exposition he promised to awaken

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sniffs

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allowing him to be more useful in

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tracking down emor

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however since the process took so long

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the agents and the fun pals went back to

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the town of ruinspoke to check back in

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with kaladan

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who they last saw struggling to maintain

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order in the town

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after berating him for a few minutes

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they eventually learned that kane

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the person normally in charge the town

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had been busy

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ensuring the successful delivery of an

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order of weapons

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frightened realized that this could be a

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potential target of emor

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and that if this were indeed the case

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gave both

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teams three days to find the missing

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knoll

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on their way back to town arlo wanted to

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revisit his old home

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the fun pals went back to check up on

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foreign sniffs and wintera cast

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pass without trace on the rest of the

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group as they made their way to the

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aegon family home

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arlo was flooded with memories of a time

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long past

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however he was interrupted by the sound

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of a familiar voice

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kamodra aegon was coming

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home and thus

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we resume our tale

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everyone give me stealth checks

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[ __ ] you jordan natural 20. well then 29

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same okay then also jordan i’m sorry i

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said [ __ ] you

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no no it’s okay it’s okay let me just

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mark that one

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in my uh my book of

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ever-growing reasons to punish you i

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mean i i i said [ __ ] you out loud

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instead of in my heart like it’s

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supposed to stay

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no no no it’s okay it’s okay it’s just

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documented with the grudges

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so you all disappear into the bushes

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around the

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corners of the house just staying

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completely out of sight

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of camoja and snapdra

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as they come up you overhear them having

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a

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conversation it starts off with snapchat

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going

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man sounds like you uh you really had a

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tough time with that little presentation

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you had over the acai

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they just what just didn’t listen

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komodra looks almost dejected

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as she responds don’t know it’s just

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kids these days just don’t have the

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heart that like that we did for this

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like they’re just

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out there just because

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it’s like they’re trying to preserve a

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legacy instead of trying to

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you know kill things and i just don’t

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know how to communicate with that like

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it it’s frustrating and they act so damn

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cocky about everything like oh no it’s

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fine as long as we got a fire breather

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it’ll be good there’s trolls and

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if they have to deal with stuff we did

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they would not last

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a day snapdra with most of this has just

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been kind of

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nodding along as if she’s just

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reluctantly agreeing with every like

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uh-huh yep

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yep don’t look at you

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difficult to relate to for someone of

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your

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let’s say unrelenting bloodlust but

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it doesn’t mean that they you know also

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have some

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they still got some fire in them

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themselves maybe just not as literally

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as like say i love

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us uh but you know if you’re

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having difficulties relating to the

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younger folk then maybe it may not be a

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bad idea to

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i don’t know uh calling someone more

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their

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age who is a dead fighter

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may be able to relate to your side a

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little bit more and kamodra immediately

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cuts off snaps like no i am not

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bringing arlo into this i have told you

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several times and snapchat like

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lifts her hands up like a whoa like i i

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just the same just saying

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you know you’re having a hard time

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blatant he would

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not probably maybe i mean a little

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awkward but you know

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and komodo immediately just retorts back

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look

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i know he would be able to relate to

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them

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i can’t i made him leave

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the army because i could not stand the

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thought of losing him to

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if i bring him back into this life

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i don’t know what i’d do losing jacob

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was hard all right

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i lost myself a little bit with that but

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i’m

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i’m pulling back from it but i can’t go

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through that again with arlo

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he’s off country somewhere away from

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danger god’s own little clinic

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he’s safe that’s it’s where he needs to

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be

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can i just say that like as she’s saying

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those last parts like oh he’s safe he’s

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got his own little clinic like

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harlow is like wincing at those words

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like oh

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anyone who decided to hide adjacent to

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arlo can see this

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i’m gonna pat him on the back let me

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guess with your tail

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yes before anyone even said that the

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second that i heard the words pat him on

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the back as i’m getting padded with this

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[ __ ] tail i know it

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you know in my heart i mean you weren’t

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you honestly weren’t i was talking about

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her hands but

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he said with your tail and okay sure why

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not flavor

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every other time your limbs have been

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secondary to your tail don’t give

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yourself safe is going to go through a

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horrible accident and lose both of our

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arms be like

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no one use them anyway i got my tail i’m

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good they were weighing me down

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so they both make it to the door kamodra

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at this point

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is no longer visibly as angry she looks

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a little bit more just

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almost defeated and dejected she looks

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over to

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sound like do you want unlike come

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inside for a

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coffee or something and snap drill like

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really personal like oh i would love

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wait hold up do you have the time by

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chance kamodra looks

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inside through the windows like uh looks

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like it’s about a quarter eight

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it’s not jeremy goes [ __ ] uh sorry i

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actually got somewhere i gotta be uh

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work back at the office uh i’ll catch

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you

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later uh think about what i said bye and

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she runs off

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kimojo just looks fairly confused over

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that whole thing

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shrugs it off and then goes inside

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i love it i look kind of like he hears

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this whole thing and

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almost like wordlessly just like turns

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away and it’s like starts like making

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his way like

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away from the house just hoping that

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everyone like follows but like it’s just

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like

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we need like we did not be here and he’s

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just moving away from it

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oh poor guy

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so you guys make your way back over

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towards the barracks

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you leg in same as you were before make

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your way over to

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snapdra’s office and

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same as the last time you were there the

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lights are off and the door is ajar

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how can the door be a jar if you’re

274
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if you’re making the jokes i gotta make

275
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joke move on

276
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[Laughter]

277
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arlo like starts to walk up to the door

278
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and then remembers last time

279
00:10:32,000 –> 00:10:35,279
is like oh hell no not this time and

280
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then just kind of like pat safe on the

281
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back like you got this

282
00:10:36,480 –> 00:10:40,720
go on why do you want me to get tackled

283
00:10:39,040 –> 00:10:42,560
by your aunt you’re not gonna you’ll be

284
00:10:40,720 –> 00:10:44,320
fine she’s probably not even gonna do it

285
00:10:42,560 –> 00:10:46,959
i’m gonna push him in with my tail now

286
00:10:44,320 –> 00:10:46,959
can i do a straight

287
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[Music]

288
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i don’t think that that’s gonna matter

289
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bud

290
00:10:56,160 –> 00:11:01,200
because i just rolled a natural 20. i

291
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hate you

292
00:11:01,200 –> 00:11:04,480
i hate you and all you stand for

293
00:11:04,959 –> 00:11:11,680
get [ __ ] so saith

294
00:11:08,000 –> 00:11:12,320
you put grab arlo with your tail and

295
00:11:11,680 –> 00:11:15,200
just

296
00:11:12,320 –> 00:11:16,160
shove him through that door he trips and

297
00:11:15,200 –> 00:11:20,720
falls

298
00:11:16,160 –> 00:11:23,519
to his knees but then nothing happens

299
00:11:20,720 –> 00:11:24,170
safe roll me a dexterity saving throw

300
00:11:23,519 –> 00:11:26,839
[ __ ]

301
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[Laughter]

302
00:11:26,839 –> 00:11:32,640

  1. okay so

303
00:11:30,240 –> 00:11:34,720
as you do that and you just kind of look

304
00:11:32,640 –> 00:11:35,279
into the room wondering what the [ __ ] is

305
00:11:34,720 –> 00:11:38,480
happening

306
00:11:35,279 –> 00:11:39,360
or rather not happening you hear

307
00:11:38,480 –> 00:11:41,600
something

308
00:11:39,360 –> 00:11:43,920
behind and below you and you

309
00:11:41,600 –> 00:11:46,560
instinctively jump out of the way

310
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and then all of you here son of a [ __ ]

311
00:11:46,560 –> 00:11:51,680
almost got her

312
00:11:48,720 –> 00:11:52,399
and you see the fun pals turned visible

313
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huh

314
00:11:52,399 –> 00:11:58,639
nice try guys as they do you see

315
00:11:55,440 –> 00:12:01,600
that p had attempted to push you

316
00:11:58,639 –> 00:12:02,560
over on top of knife and who was on his

317
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hands and knees

318
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so they were basically trying to top

319
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deck or

320
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not that’s wrong i know i know what

321
00:12:08,560 –> 00:12:13,680
you’re trying to tabletop thank you

322
00:12:10,079 –> 00:12:17,200
yeah that’s [ __ ] hilarious

323
00:12:13,680 –> 00:12:18,399
[ __ ] nice not as funny as this

324
00:12:17,200 –> 00:12:20,240
part’s gonna be

325
00:12:18,399 –> 00:12:21,760
and then all of a sudden you feel

326
00:12:20,240 –> 00:12:24,000
something land on your shoulders and

327
00:12:21,760 –> 00:12:25,040
cover your eyes as frighten also turns

328
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visible

329
00:12:25,040 –> 00:12:32,160
so what was the point in all of this

330
00:12:28,639 –> 00:12:33,600
it is what we do yes

331
00:12:32,160 –> 00:12:35,839
was it not entertaining for you we

332
00:12:33,600 –> 00:12:37,760
thought it was hilarious

333
00:12:35,839 –> 00:12:39,600
i thought it was funny you here come

334
00:12:37,760 –> 00:12:41,040
from the darkness of snapter’s office as

335
00:12:39,600 –> 00:12:43,680
the light turns on and she is just

336
00:12:41,040 –> 00:12:46,639
singing there chuckling to herself

337
00:12:43,680 –> 00:12:48,240
what am i supposed to do with all of you

338
00:12:46,639 –> 00:12:49,600
somehow i’m not surprised you were in on

339
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this

340
00:12:49,600 –> 00:12:53,519
i i i give you like a solid four and a

341
00:12:52,160 –> 00:12:54,959
half

342
00:12:53,519 –> 00:12:57,279
we’re going to pretend that was after

343
00:12:54,959 –> 00:13:00,480
five he jumps down like so

344
00:12:57,279 –> 00:13:03,920
did you uh enjoy your little trip um

345
00:13:00,480 –> 00:13:03,920
i did have a nice fall

346
00:13:05,040 –> 00:13:09,040
all three of them snap and point at you

347
00:13:07,040 –> 00:13:13,120
saith you didn’t fall over

348
00:13:09,040 –> 00:13:18,320
oh oh wind tara

349
00:13:13,120 –> 00:13:21,600
you are just i i adore you

350
00:13:18,320 –> 00:13:23,040
let’s move on no no please keep on going

351
00:13:21,600 –> 00:13:24,639
this is great wish i had some snacks

352
00:13:23,040 –> 00:13:28,720
honestly

353
00:13:24,639 –> 00:13:32,880
oh i like snacks yeah our trip was a

354
00:13:28,720 –> 00:13:35,200
less than fun but we did get some useful

355
00:13:32,880 –> 00:13:39,040
information i suppose

356
00:13:35,200 –> 00:13:42,720
oh where’d it go um

357
00:13:39,040 –> 00:13:44,800
nowhere uh

358
00:13:42,720 –> 00:13:46,160
we just went to we just went to the

359
00:13:44,800 –> 00:13:48,320
store

360
00:13:46,160 –> 00:13:49,360
we went to we went to tgi fridays for a

361
00:13:48,320 –> 00:13:53,360
bit

362
00:13:49,360 –> 00:13:56,320
this is cheap the store tji fridays

363
00:13:53,360 –> 00:13:57,839
they have a whole gift shop now like uh

364
00:13:56,320 –> 00:14:00,959
cracker barrel

365
00:13:57,839 –> 00:14:02,399
yep yep they just put it in but then it

366
00:14:00,959 –> 00:14:03,920
didn’t work very well so they tore it

367
00:14:02,399 –> 00:14:05,839
down so it won’t be there when you check

368
00:14:03,920 –> 00:14:07,360
you know what’s funny i actually uh

369
00:14:05,839 –> 00:14:09,519
wasn’t she didn’t go to anywhere called

370
00:14:07,360 –> 00:14:11,360
tgi fridays

371
00:14:09,519 –> 00:14:12,720
when tara what are you talking about

372
00:14:11,360 –> 00:14:15,199
arlo

373
00:14:12,720 –> 00:14:16,160
oh i like her we’re gonna get you a

374
00:14:15,199 –> 00:14:18,240
little button

375
00:14:16,160 –> 00:14:19,760
for like um we’re gonna tap on it when

376
00:14:18,240 –> 00:14:20,880
we’re lying and you just go along with

377
00:14:19,760 –> 00:14:24,560
it

378
00:14:20,880 –> 00:14:27,199
that oh you were lying

379
00:14:24,560 –> 00:14:28,959
it’s not just sitting there just smiling

380
00:14:27,199 –> 00:14:32,320
like ear to ear

381
00:14:28,959 –> 00:14:34,720
so let’s do this

382
00:14:32,320 –> 00:14:36,800
if by this you mean pick up your little

383
00:14:34,720 –> 00:14:40,000
friend he’s over there

384
00:14:36,800 –> 00:14:40,320
and she points over to like a table in

385
00:14:40,000 –> 00:14:42,399
her

386
00:14:40,320 –> 00:14:43,760
office that has been retrofitted into a

387
00:14:42,399 –> 00:14:47,360
bed where you see sniffs

388
00:14:43,760 –> 00:14:50,399
sleeping yeah as it turns out um

389
00:14:47,360 –> 00:14:51,680
being forced to endure a mental

390
00:14:50,399 –> 00:14:54,800
expansion for

391
00:14:51,680 –> 00:14:56,720
eight hours is a tiring process and so

392
00:14:54,800 –> 00:14:58,240
he is out like a light

393
00:14:56,720 –> 00:15:00,079
uh you’re probably gonna want to wait

394
00:14:58,240 –> 00:15:01,199
until morning so he is refreshed and

395
00:15:00,079 –> 00:15:03,920
there are no

396
00:15:01,199 –> 00:15:06,160
lasting long-term consequences of

397
00:15:03,920 –> 00:15:07,519
anything of the sort

398
00:15:06,160 –> 00:15:09,040
why are you saying if we woke him up it

399
00:15:07,519 –> 00:15:09,680
would like give him brain damage or

400
00:15:09,040 –> 00:15:14,000
something

401
00:15:09,680 –> 00:15:16,720
i don’t know all i know is that uh

402
00:15:14,000 –> 00:15:17,920
she like looks over like you know when

403
00:15:16,720 –> 00:15:19,600
someone’s singing down they try and like

404
00:15:17,920 –> 00:15:21,600
look past you

405
00:15:19,600 –> 00:15:22,720
she does that over five like what for

406
00:15:21,600 –> 00:15:25,760
say

407
00:15:22,720 –> 00:15:27,519
uh he says that if we wake him up too

408
00:15:25,760 –> 00:15:28,079
early there could be irreparable brain

409
00:15:27,519 –> 00:15:29,839
damage

410
00:15:28,079 –> 00:15:31,120
in ways that could lead to potential

411
00:15:29,839 –> 00:15:34,240
insanity

412
00:15:31,120 –> 00:15:36,240
uh several other very bad things that

413
00:15:34,240 –> 00:15:38,480
i do not have symmetrical know how to

414
00:15:36,240 –> 00:15:41,680
fully uh

415
00:15:38,480 –> 00:15:42,560
remember and uh but it many of them

416
00:15:41,680 –> 00:15:44,480
could need to death

417
00:15:42,560 –> 00:15:47,360
so we should probably let them sleep so

418
00:15:44,480 –> 00:15:49,680
we do not have wasted their whole day

419
00:15:47,360 –> 00:15:51,600
yeah then uh yeah we’ll uh we’ll

420
00:15:49,680 –> 00:15:52,959
probably avoid that i mean i’m i’m more

421
00:15:51,600 –> 00:15:54,160
of a general practitioner i’m not a

422
00:15:52,959 –> 00:15:56,480
brain surgeon i couldn’t really do

423
00:15:54,160 –> 00:15:59,199
anything about that

424
00:15:56,480 –> 00:16:00,560
yeah well you know he’s right there so i

425
00:15:59,199 –> 00:16:03,839
guess just take him to a

426
00:16:00,560 –> 00:16:04,160
hotel or a bed or something hmm yeah

427
00:16:03,839 –> 00:16:05,360
well

428
00:16:04,160 –> 00:16:06,880
i’m sure we’re staying at an end

429
00:16:05,360 –> 00:16:08,000
somewhere i think we established that in

430
00:16:06,880 –> 00:16:11,759
an earlier episode but

431
00:16:08,000 –> 00:16:14,240
uh yeah in ruins spoke

432
00:16:11,759 –> 00:16:15,920
oh yeah that’s a ways out yeah we can we

433
00:16:14,240 –> 00:16:19,279
can fly back to ruins if we want to just

434
00:16:15,920 –> 00:16:19,279
go back to staying where we were staying

435
00:16:21,199 –> 00:16:27,839
so you guys make your way back over to

436
00:16:24,720 –> 00:16:30,720
ruinspoke and over to the

437
00:16:27,839 –> 00:16:33,199
hotel where you guys were staying at so

438
00:16:30,720 –> 00:16:35,040
you may all now go ahead and take a long

439
00:16:33,199 –> 00:16:39,279
rest unless you wanted to do something

440
00:16:35,040 –> 00:16:43,360
else hey jordan what’s the hotel called

441
00:16:39,279 –> 00:16:46,639
ruin spoken you know fun

442
00:16:43,360 –> 00:16:46,639
it’s a small town

443
00:16:48,560 –> 00:16:55,199
it’s probably the only one they have so

444
00:16:51,600 –> 00:16:58,480
you guys take your long rest

445
00:16:55,199 –> 00:16:59,600
the fun pals also gets uh their first

446
00:16:58,480 –> 00:17:02,880
true long rest

447
00:16:59,600 –> 00:17:06,079
in a good good long time

448
00:17:02,880 –> 00:17:09,360
and you guys are up

449
00:17:06,079 –> 00:17:11,919
first thing in the morning what is your

450
00:17:09,360 –> 00:17:14,880
plan for the day

451
00:17:11,919 –> 00:17:16,160
yeah boss we have another two days until

452
00:17:14,880 –> 00:17:16,959
that weapon delivery is supposed to go

453
00:17:16,160 –> 00:17:18,880
down

454
00:17:16,959 –> 00:17:20,400
and we need to talk to smith to try to

455
00:17:18,880 –> 00:17:22,000
get a lead on um

456
00:17:20,400 –> 00:17:23,439
where those other knolls went because

457
00:17:22,000 –> 00:17:24,720
that’s our only lead on anything to do

458
00:17:23,439 –> 00:17:26,640
for the next two days

459
00:17:24,720 –> 00:17:29,039
so i guess we’re talking to sniffs all

460
00:17:26,640 –> 00:17:32,320
right uh he is still sleeping so

461
00:17:29,039 –> 00:17:35,200
who’s gonna wake him up um okay so i

462
00:17:32,320 –> 00:17:35,520
have been eating like breakfast jerky

463
00:17:35,200 –> 00:17:37,520
and

464
00:17:35,520 –> 00:17:39,120
when tara like you know how if you’ve

465
00:17:37,520 –> 00:17:40,559
ever tried to wake a sleeping dog

466
00:17:39,120 –> 00:17:43,120
you just like put food in front of its

467
00:17:40,559 –> 00:17:47,520
face she just like goes over and puts

468
00:17:43,120 –> 00:17:48,880
the jerky near his nose

469
00:17:47,520 –> 00:17:51,440
you know what [ __ ] it real animal

470
00:17:48,880 –> 00:17:54,480
handling okay

471
00:17:51,440 –> 00:17:57,840
oh that was yeah okay 28

472
00:17:54,480 –> 00:18:00,720
the second it touches his nose his eyes

473
00:17:57,840 –> 00:18:02,400
shoot up and his like you have to almost

474
00:18:00,720 –> 00:18:02,880
like jerk your hand back in order to not

475
00:18:02,400 –> 00:18:05,200
have it

476
00:18:02,880 –> 00:18:05,200
bitten

477
00:18:08,560 –> 00:18:12,140
[Laughter]

478
00:18:12,400 –> 00:18:20,400
this is not where i went to sleep

479
00:18:15,840 –> 00:18:25,200
no we moved so high how are you feeling

480
00:18:20,400 –> 00:18:28,559
i’m feeling and he pauses for a second

481
00:18:25,200 –> 00:18:32,960
and then his eyes get really wide

482
00:18:28,559 –> 00:18:37,120
and he just says smart

483
00:18:32,960 –> 00:18:40,400
guys i know things i didn’t know before

484
00:18:37,120 –> 00:18:44,720
i know new words i know that feeling

485
00:18:40,400 –> 00:18:47,039
doesn’t that feel good i know grammar

486
00:18:44,720 –> 00:18:48,480
how much says how much smarter did you

487
00:18:47,039 –> 00:18:50,640
get like can you comprehend like the

488
00:18:48,480 –> 00:18:51,200
cold uncaring nature of the outside

489
00:18:50,640 –> 00:18:54,160
universe

490
00:18:51,200 –> 00:18:56,960
just beyond our planet and our realm

491
00:18:54,160 –> 00:19:00,720
here’s a thousand yard stare

492
00:18:56,960 –> 00:19:00,720
when tara also has a thousand-yard stare

493
00:19:03,430 –> 00:19:07,320
[Laughter]

494
00:19:08,320 –> 00:19:11,440
let’s bring it back and he knows his

495
00:19:09,440 –> 00:19:13,120
winter he’s like oh no not you don’t you

496
00:19:11,440 –> 00:19:15,760
think about it don’t worry about it

497
00:19:13,120 –> 00:19:19,280
just uh think about them trees you love

498
00:19:15,760 –> 00:19:23,200
them trees right think about trees

499
00:19:19,280 –> 00:19:25,120
i do like trees why am i smarter

500
00:19:23,200 –> 00:19:26,720
well you just got real smart buddy maybe

501
00:19:25,120 –> 00:19:28,480
you were smart all along you just need

502
00:19:26,720 –> 00:19:30,170
to believe in yourself

503
00:19:28,480 –> 00:19:32,960
real persuasion with advantage

504
00:19:30,170 –> 00:19:36,080
[Laughter]

505
00:19:32,960 –> 00:19:36,080
he’s not that much smarter

506
00:19:36,240 –> 00:19:42,799
oh damn that is a 17

507
00:19:39,679 –> 00:19:46,080
plus zero

508
00:19:42,799 –> 00:19:47,840
the power was inside me along yeah and

509
00:19:46,080 –> 00:19:48,480
you unlocked it through the power of

510
00:19:47,840 –> 00:19:50,400
friendship

511
00:19:48,480 –> 00:19:53,760
our friendship you should be thankful to

512
00:19:50,400 –> 00:19:55,200
us we’re friends

513
00:19:53,760 –> 00:19:58,160
if you can tell us some stuff about

514
00:19:55,200 –> 00:19:58,160
where the knolls are

515
00:20:01,440 –> 00:20:07,840
well they left

516
00:20:04,480 –> 00:20:07,840
me so

517
00:20:08,240 –> 00:20:14,720
wait wait wait i remember

518
00:20:12,080 –> 00:20:16,480
things he goes bug-eyed every time he

519
00:20:14,720 –> 00:20:18,559
shouts like that by the way like he’s

520
00:20:16,480 –> 00:20:21,679
experiencing like existential dread

521
00:20:18,559 –> 00:20:23,520
through realization

522
00:20:21,679 –> 00:20:25,039
this is his version of galaxy brain

523
00:20:23,520 –> 00:20:26,960
thinking he’s like wait

524
00:20:25,039 –> 00:20:28,960
i remember things that happened

525
00:20:26,960 –> 00:20:30,640
yesterday

526
00:20:28,960 –> 00:20:32,840
he’s having a hard time accepting that

527
00:20:30,640 –> 00:20:35,200
his brain can keep up with logical

528
00:20:32,840 –> 00:20:36,880
thoughts this is very new to him

529
00:20:35,200 –> 00:20:38,640
he’s been experiencing this for however

530
00:20:36,880 –> 00:20:41,200
long this scene has been going on

531
00:20:38,640 –> 00:20:42,960
i feel like he’s like he’s he like an

532
00:20:41,200 –> 00:20:45,120
animal has been living constantly in the

533
00:20:42,960 –> 00:20:46,880
present and now he has both a concept of

534
00:20:45,120 –> 00:20:50,240
the past and the future

535
00:20:46,880 –> 00:20:53,919
and it is weird there’s

536
00:20:50,240 –> 00:20:58,240
there’s there’s places we’ve been before

537
00:20:53,919 –> 00:21:02,400
we were at the the the big cave

538
00:20:58,240 –> 00:21:05,919
uh it was it was the

539
00:21:02,400 –> 00:21:06,400
the boneyard and he’s just pointing in

540
00:21:05,919 –> 00:21:10,080
space

541
00:21:06,400 –> 00:21:11,760
unmoving is that is that the direction

542
00:21:10,080 –> 00:21:14,799
of the boneyard that you’re pointing

543
00:21:11,760 –> 00:21:17,640
buddy he he points at you and says no i

544
00:21:14,799 –> 00:21:21,039
was just proud of myself

545
00:21:17,640 –> 00:21:23,280
okay this is

546
00:21:21,039 –> 00:21:25,039
really cool i’m not used to being able

547
00:21:23,280 –> 00:21:26,080
to have a thought for longer than three

548
00:21:25,039 –> 00:21:29,200
seconds

549
00:21:26,080 –> 00:21:34,480
and usually it’s just food mmm

550
00:21:29,200 –> 00:21:40,080
food i can recognize that enough food

551
00:21:34,480 –> 00:21:40,080
no no focus focus i can focus

552
00:21:40,799 –> 00:21:45,760
i’m imagining his face is like a squeaky

553
00:21:42,880 –> 00:21:47,440
toy like those um

554
00:21:45,760 –> 00:21:48,880
like those like little stress things

555
00:21:47,440 –> 00:21:50,159
that you squeeze like the eyes pop out a

556
00:21:48,880 –> 00:21:52,159
little bit but like whenever he like

557
00:21:50,159 –> 00:21:54,480
gets excited

558
00:21:52,159 –> 00:21:54,480
yup

559
00:21:55,919 –> 00:22:04,159
yes the the boat boneyard it’s

560
00:21:59,200 –> 00:22:09,840
oh that’s where we go to die

561
00:22:04,159 –> 00:22:11,760
oh my god what is wrong with us

562
00:22:09,840 –> 00:22:13,120
i mean lots of people go to a particular

563
00:22:11,760 –> 00:22:15,440
place to die

564
00:22:13,120 –> 00:22:17,039
and you know everyone dies at some point

565
00:22:15,440 –> 00:22:18,159
but don’t think about that don’t nope

566
00:22:17,039 –> 00:22:19,840
don’t think about it

567
00:22:18,159 –> 00:22:21,600
don’t you think about it he has another

568
00:22:19,840 –> 00:22:24,840
thousand yard stare but you realize that

569
00:22:21,600 –> 00:22:27,200
this time it is because he has accepted

570
00:22:24,840 –> 00:22:29,600
it

571
00:22:27,200 –> 00:22:36,240
i realized what i had said wrong

572
00:22:29,600 –> 00:22:38,400
[Laughter]

573
00:22:36,240 –> 00:22:40,400
more of the jerky that she is eating

574
00:22:38,400 –> 00:22:43,120
unbreaking from his stair he grabs it

575
00:22:40,400 –> 00:22:43,120
and starts eating it

576
00:22:44,159 –> 00:22:50,080
there there my friend it’s okay most of

577
00:22:47,360 –> 00:22:51,840
my family died on an altar

578
00:22:50,080 –> 00:22:53,760
that’s not one of the new words i know

579
00:22:51,840 –> 00:22:58,240
what’s an altar

580
00:22:53,760 –> 00:22:58,240
have you ever sacrificed something

581
00:22:59,200 –> 00:23:03,360
a thousand yards there say

582
00:23:02,240 –> 00:23:08,880
i think we’re gonna need to keep it to

583
00:23:03,360 –> 00:23:12,080
two syllable words

584
00:23:08,880 –> 00:23:12,480
have you ever killed something at this

585
00:23:12,080 –> 00:23:14,720
point

586
00:23:12,480 –> 00:23:16,720
friday chimes is like uh excuse me it’s

587
00:23:14,720 –> 00:23:18,480
not that this is not uh fascinating and

588
00:23:16,720 –> 00:23:18,960
i am terribly sorry to hear about your

589
00:23:18,480 –> 00:23:22,559
uh

590
00:23:18,960 –> 00:23:25,679
beloveds families uh trying to fit um

591
00:23:22,559 –> 00:23:28,080
perhaps and if i may be so bold um

592
00:23:25,679 –> 00:23:29,840
sniff’s friend could you perhaps take us

593
00:23:28,080 –> 00:23:30,480
to this bone yacht not to die just so

594
00:23:29,840 –> 00:23:32,640
that we may

595
00:23:30,480 –> 00:23:34,159
see it and then still finally breaks

596
00:23:32,640 –> 00:23:36,159
from his size yourself

597
00:23:34,159 –> 00:23:37,840
oh yeah i can do that as long as it’s

598
00:23:36,159 –> 00:23:40,159
not to die

599
00:23:37,840 –> 00:23:41,840
we promise you we will do our best to

600
00:23:40,159 –> 00:23:44,960
make sure that you don’t die

601
00:23:41,840 –> 00:23:47,200
at this bone yard i meant

602
00:23:44,960 –> 00:23:48,720
i thought you meant you am i gonna i’m

603
00:23:47,200 –> 00:23:50,799
gonna die at some point

604
00:23:48,720 –> 00:23:51,760
thousand yards there no no no no no no

605
00:23:50,799 –> 00:23:55,679
no you’re

606
00:23:51,760 –> 00:23:59,120
um no you’re not gonna die um

607
00:23:55,679 –> 00:24:01,679
as long as you’re a good boy

608
00:23:59,120 –> 00:24:05,840
oh this is very wrong yep you’re not

609
00:24:01,679 –> 00:24:05,840
gonna die as long as you’re good

610
00:24:15,840 –> 00:24:19,279
yeah so when tara actually looks angry

611
00:24:17,600 –> 00:24:20,640
with you arlo when you say that and she

612
00:24:19,279 –> 00:24:22,480
said

613
00:24:20,640 –> 00:24:25,679
you die whether or not you’re good or

614
00:24:22,480 –> 00:24:28,400
bad how dare you

615
00:24:25,679 –> 00:24:30,159
when tara again again we gotta lie

616
00:24:28,400 –> 00:24:32,080
sometimes you gotta

617
00:24:30,159 –> 00:24:33,600
i’m gonna i’m gonna we gotta work out a

618
00:24:32,080 –> 00:24:36,000
system for you

619
00:24:33,600 –> 00:24:37,520
intelligence is a burden and i was not

620
00:24:36,000 –> 00:24:39,279
ready

621
00:24:37,520 –> 00:24:41,120
at this point frightened just kind of

622
00:24:39,279 –> 00:24:42,880
like him and the other fun pals grab him

623
00:24:41,120 –> 00:24:45,279
and sort of drag him out like

624
00:24:42,880 –> 00:24:46,720
we’ll uh we’ll meet you by the stables

625
00:24:45,279 –> 00:24:48,720
when you guys are done uh

626
00:24:46,720 –> 00:24:50,559
explaining to your friend how it is best

627
00:24:48,720 –> 00:24:54,640
to lie otherwise let’s get going please

628
00:24:50,559 –> 00:25:01,840
we only have a few days and uh this is

629
00:24:54,640 –> 00:25:01,840
exhausting i’m inclined to agree

630
00:25:03,120 –> 00:25:06,960
you meet them over by the stables the

631
00:25:05,919 –> 00:25:10,320
same ones that

632
00:25:06,960 –> 00:25:12,080
you guys took to get to the untheren

633
00:25:10,320 –> 00:25:14,320
ruins the first time

634
00:25:12,080 –> 00:25:15,200
which means as you may have undoubtedly

635
00:25:14,320 –> 00:25:18,559
guessed

636
00:25:15,200 –> 00:25:22,080
there are nightmares there

637
00:25:18,559 –> 00:25:22,080
exclusively nightmares

638
00:25:23,440 –> 00:25:29,760
is there one that is less on fire no

639
00:25:27,679 –> 00:25:31,760
how high would a persuasion roll need to

640
00:25:29,760 –> 00:25:34,960
be to convince winter that it’s not

641
00:25:31,760 –> 00:25:38,320
fire but like just

642
00:25:34,960 –> 00:25:40,799
a really fancy mane

643
00:25:38,320 –> 00:25:41,360
sarah considering she knows what they

644
00:25:40,799 –> 00:25:43,360
are

645
00:25:41,360 –> 00:25:45,279
i don’t i don’t i don’t know that’d be a

646
00:25:43,360 –> 00:25:48,159
really hard persuasion role

647
00:25:45,279 –> 00:25:49,919
so probably above a 20. can we drug her

648
00:25:48,159 –> 00:25:53,279
like we did with uh or or

649
00:25:49,919 –> 00:25:54,960
or get her drunk like we did with uh

650
00:25:53,279 –> 00:25:56,400
we could do it like ba barakas and

651
00:25:54,960 –> 00:25:58,080
[ __ ] a team and just like

652
00:25:56,400 –> 00:26:01,200
you know drug her until she falls asleep

653
00:25:58,080 –> 00:26:03,279
and just kind of like tired of a horse

654
00:26:01,200 –> 00:26:04,400
oh yeah let’s drug the druid before we

655
00:26:03,279 –> 00:26:06,960
go into potential

656
00:26:04,400 –> 00:26:09,360
uh battle that’s a great idea guys we’ll

657
00:26:06,960 –> 00:26:11,120
wake you up

658
00:26:09,360 –> 00:26:12,559
but um what i was gonna say is actually

659
00:26:11,120 –> 00:26:14,159
when she sees the nightmares this time

660
00:26:12,559 –> 00:26:17,279
she just starts crying

661
00:26:14,159 –> 00:26:19,919
oh god when i

662
00:26:17,279 –> 00:26:22,799
made it sad don’t make me feel bad for

663
00:26:19,919 –> 00:26:22,799
my world building

664
00:26:23,120 –> 00:26:27,120
i have a chart of what she does and in

665
00:26:25,279 –> 00:26:29,360
the chart in which i rolled she started

666
00:26:27,120 –> 00:26:32,640
crying i’m sorry

667
00:26:29,360 –> 00:26:35,760
oh uh

668
00:26:32,640 –> 00:26:38,799
it appears that her trauma is coming up

669
00:26:35,760 –> 00:26:40,720
everything is still on fire and it’s so

670
00:26:38,799 –> 00:26:44,320
dry in the air here

671
00:26:40,720 –> 00:26:48,320
and it can’t i can’t keep doing this

672
00:26:44,320 –> 00:26:53,840
why is there so much fire oh and tara

673
00:26:48,320 –> 00:26:57,200
there’s only fire in one place

674
00:26:53,840 –> 00:26:59,039
but you want us to ride them

675
00:26:57,200 –> 00:27:00,240
how are we supposed to sit on them when

676
00:26:59,039 –> 00:27:03,760
there’s a fire

677
00:27:00,240 –> 00:27:05,600
and then it follows us so can i go up

678
00:27:03,760 –> 00:27:06,159
and touch one of the nightmares to show

679
00:27:05,600 –> 00:27:08,640
her that

680
00:27:06,159 –> 00:27:10,320
like she’s not gonna get hurt yes i’m

681
00:27:08,640 –> 00:27:11,679
sure seeing a t-fling someone who has

682
00:27:10,320 –> 00:27:13,520
natural fire resistance

683
00:27:11,679 –> 00:27:15,840
uh will definitely not have an issue

684
00:27:13,520 –> 00:27:15,840
with that

685
00:27:15,919 –> 00:27:22,880
i have a better idea you could go on

686
00:27:19,760 –> 00:27:24,559
all right arlo has like like like it’s

687
00:27:22,880 –> 00:27:26,159
it’s become very clear that we’re like

688
00:27:24,559 –> 00:27:28,799
on a time frame sort of thing in our

689
00:27:26,159 –> 00:27:29,760
like kind of like um titles up to when

690
00:27:28,799 –> 00:27:33,200
terry’s like hey

691
00:27:29,760 –> 00:27:34,480
look i know you’re scared of the fire so

692
00:27:33,200 –> 00:27:37,120
i’m going to make it so that the fire

693
00:27:34,480 –> 00:27:41,440
can’t hurt you all right

694
00:27:37,120 –> 00:27:41,440
and i’m going to cast stone skin on her

695
00:27:41,760 –> 00:27:45,279
what when tara doesn’t know but we know

696
00:27:43,600 –> 00:27:47,760
gameplay-wise is that it does nothing

697
00:27:45,279 –> 00:27:49,520
about fire the fire still won’t hurt her

698
00:27:47,760 –> 00:27:51,120
but like stone skin just gives her

699
00:27:49,520 –> 00:27:52,880
resistance to non-magical bludgeoning

700
00:27:51,120 –> 00:27:54,480
piercing and slashing damage but like

701
00:27:52,880 –> 00:27:56,399
as far as she knows like she sees that

702
00:27:54,480 –> 00:27:57,840
her skin has become his heart as stone

703
00:27:56,399 –> 00:27:59,840
and i don’t think she’s super familiar

704
00:27:57,840 –> 00:28:01,600
with volcanoes so yeah

705
00:27:59,840 –> 00:28:03,360
fair enough i mean no she’s not super

706
00:28:01,600 –> 00:28:06,880
familiar with volcanoes

707
00:28:03,360 –> 00:28:08,559
um i i burned a fourth level spell

708
00:28:06,880 –> 00:28:11,039
on getting you to get all this nightmare

709
00:28:08,559 –> 00:28:12,880
get on the horse

710
00:28:11,039 –> 00:28:14,159
fine better get like full better game

711
00:28:12,880 –> 00:28:17,039
and get all the damn points i’ve heard

712
00:28:14,159 –> 00:28:17,039
the front level spell

713
00:28:21,200 –> 00:28:24,960
that was a viable spell resource that is

714
00:28:23,520 –> 00:28:26,720
gone now

715
00:28:24,960 –> 00:28:28,640
okay yeah so when tara when tara

716
00:28:26,720 –> 00:28:32,399
sniffles a little bit and she’s like

717
00:28:28,640 –> 00:28:34,960
okay okay i will i’ll try

718
00:28:32,399 –> 00:28:35,679
as you guys mount up to the horse when

719
00:28:34,960 –> 00:28:39,120
tara

720
00:28:35,679 –> 00:28:39,120
sniffling the entire time

721
00:28:39,440 –> 00:28:49,039
cal actually uh comes up to you guys

722
00:28:44,720 –> 00:28:52,559
oh y’all uh and out there again

723
00:28:49,039 –> 00:28:55,279
ah yes uh mr dera we are going to be

724
00:28:52,559 –> 00:28:58,559
utilizing the nightmares for uh

725
00:28:55,279 –> 00:29:00,240
travel ah well that’s going to be 50

726
00:28:58,559 –> 00:29:03,919
gold a piece

727
00:29:00,240 –> 00:29:04,400
uh we’re not going to pay you that

728
00:29:03,919 –> 00:29:07,360
for the shot

729
00:29:04,400 –> 00:29:09,919
[Laughter]

730
00:29:07,360 –> 00:29:10,720
though i assume you’re going out there

731
00:29:09,919 –> 00:29:13,600
to find that

732
00:29:10,720 –> 00:29:14,799
uh fugitive guy that the short squad

733
00:29:13,600 –> 00:29:16,960
over there was uh

734
00:29:14,799 –> 00:29:18,000
supposed to track down the first time

735
00:29:16,960 –> 00:29:20,320
yeah

736
00:29:18,000 –> 00:29:22,080
yeah more or less that’s our our thing

737
00:29:20,320 –> 00:29:25,200
we’re going for gotta find the

738
00:29:22,080 –> 00:29:27,440
gotta find them knowles you know

739
00:29:25,200 –> 00:29:29,279
you look over at the fun pals as you say

740
00:29:27,440 –> 00:29:31,860
that and all three of them are giving

741
00:29:29,279 –> 00:29:35,760
synchronized middle fingers to cal

742
00:29:31,860 –> 00:29:36,960
[Laughter]

743
00:29:35,760 –> 00:29:39,200
i don’t think they like when you call

744
00:29:36,960 –> 00:29:40,640
them the shorty squad

745
00:29:39,200 –> 00:29:42,080
that’s all right it’s their fault they

746
00:29:40,640 –> 00:29:43,919
[ __ ] up and he gives one back in

747
00:29:42,080 –> 00:29:46,480
return

748
00:29:43,919 –> 00:29:48,399
though i think this might help you out a

749
00:29:46,480 –> 00:29:50,320
little bit with your success now i

750
00:29:48,399 –> 00:29:52,320
realize that um

751
00:29:50,320 –> 00:29:54,080
you know red dragonborn may not be as

752
00:29:52,320 –> 00:29:55,919
familiar with this particular little

753
00:29:54,080 –> 00:29:58,000
thing here but uh

754
00:29:55,919 –> 00:29:59,440
and now i figure you’ve been down here

755
00:29:58,000 –> 00:30:02,960
long enough they might picked off

756
00:29:59,440 –> 00:30:05,600
on some of the brass or maybe even

757
00:30:02,960 –> 00:30:07,200
golden tendencies he kind of looks at

758
00:30:05,600 –> 00:30:09,440
you knowingly

759
00:30:07,200 –> 00:30:11,840
and i think this might do you some good

760
00:30:09,440 –> 00:30:15,919
and he tosses you a piece of rope

761
00:30:11,840 –> 00:30:18,720
neat rope ah come on man you should know

762
00:30:15,919 –> 00:30:21,200
bearing that ain’t just any rope

763
00:30:18,720 –> 00:30:23,200
that is actually something that the

764
00:30:21,200 –> 00:30:24,399
demon folk down here like to use in

765
00:30:23,200 –> 00:30:26,000
order to uh

766
00:30:24,399 –> 00:30:28,240
wrangle up these nightmares here when

767
00:30:26,000 –> 00:30:31,919
they get loose

768
00:30:28,240 –> 00:30:35,200
something called the wrangler’s lasso

769
00:30:31,919 –> 00:30:36,000
apparently it is way stronger than most

770
00:30:35,200 –> 00:30:39,279
ropes

771
00:30:36,000 –> 00:30:41,679
even some magical ropes so i think that

772
00:30:39,279 –> 00:30:44,399
might come in handy for you

773
00:30:41,679 –> 00:30:46,799
i shall use this with a great discretion

774
00:30:44,399 –> 00:30:48,240
thank you mr dara

775
00:30:46,799 –> 00:30:51,039
well first of all i highly doubt that

776
00:30:48,240 –> 00:30:53,840
but best of luck to you

777
00:30:51,039 –> 00:30:54,080
and good luck to you as well after all

778
00:30:53,840 –> 00:30:56,720
it

779
00:30:54,080 –> 00:30:58,559
uh i hear that uh the the punishments

780
00:30:56,720 –> 00:31:02,240
can be pretty severe for

781
00:30:58,559 –> 00:31:04,240
a guardsman who loses his helmet what

782
00:31:02,240 –> 00:31:05,919
i i steal his helmet and then jump on a

783
00:31:04,240 –> 00:31:10,240
nightmare

784
00:31:05,919 –> 00:31:10,240
roll an opposed sleight of hand

785
00:31:15,679 –> 00:31:21,360
so that is that’s 12.

786
00:31:20,080 –> 00:31:23,200
oh well i don’t even need to bother

787
00:31:21,360 –> 00:31:25,679
looking at what his stuff is then

788
00:31:23,200 –> 00:31:26,960
you reach for it and then he immediately

789
00:31:25,679 –> 00:31:30,080
grabs your head and says

790
00:31:26,960 –> 00:31:33,360
move along sal

791
00:31:30,080 –> 00:31:37,279
i’m gonna get that helmet go back on

792
00:31:33,360 –> 00:31:37,279
i literally just gave you something

793
00:31:37,679 –> 00:31:43,919
dick so that particular item

794
00:31:41,120 –> 00:31:46,080
is as you may undoubtedly guess

795
00:31:43,919 –> 00:31:48,640
something else that i created

796
00:31:46,080 –> 00:31:49,679
and it allows you to make ranged

797
00:31:48,640 –> 00:31:52,720
grapples

798
00:31:49,679 –> 00:31:54,960
from 30 feet away neat

799
00:31:52,720 –> 00:31:56,640
if you do it on a large or smaller

800
00:31:54,960 –> 00:31:58,799
creature they are restrained if you do

801
00:31:56,640 –> 00:32:00,960
it to a huge or gargantuan creature

802
00:31:58,799 –> 00:32:02,880
then their speed is halved and attacks

803
00:32:00,960 –> 00:32:03,840
on creatures other than you are made

804
00:32:02,880 –> 00:32:06,080
with disadvantage

805
00:32:03,840 –> 00:32:07,519
they can attempt to escape with a

806
00:32:06,080 –> 00:32:09,440
strength saving throw equal to your

807
00:32:07,519 –> 00:32:12,840
spell save dc

808
00:32:09,440 –> 00:32:14,000
if they succeed the rope breaks and

809
00:32:12,840 –> 00:32:15,440
otherwise

810
00:32:14,000 –> 00:32:17,200
you know they’re still restrained but

811
00:32:15,440 –> 00:32:20,159
you can always fix it with a

812
00:32:17,200 –> 00:32:23,039
mending spell or it will repair itself

813
00:32:20,159 –> 00:32:26,320
automatically after a long rest

814
00:32:23,039 –> 00:32:29,760
neat and with that you all head off

815
00:32:26,320 –> 00:32:33,519
into the desert in order to track

816
00:32:29,760 –> 00:32:36,159
down emor and his rogue

817
00:32:33,519 –> 00:32:36,159
knolls

818
00:32:38,240 –> 00:32:44,559
after some time you guys make your way

819
00:32:42,399 –> 00:32:45,519
through the desert and start to notice

820
00:32:44,559 –> 00:32:49,039
that there are

821
00:32:45,519 –> 00:32:52,559
a lot of half-buried skeletal

822
00:32:49,039 –> 00:32:53,600
remains of various creatures some appear

823
00:32:52,559 –> 00:32:55,600
to be

824
00:32:53,600 –> 00:32:57,360
dinosaurs other appear to be more

825
00:32:55,600 –> 00:32:59,360
humanoid

826
00:32:57,360 –> 00:33:02,240
however as you continue to follow

827
00:32:59,360 –> 00:33:05,600
sniff’s directions

828
00:33:02,240 –> 00:33:08,720
you eventually come across

829
00:33:05,600 –> 00:33:11,200
more knoll skeletons

830
00:33:08,720 –> 00:33:12,960
and as you progress even further along

831
00:33:11,200 –> 00:33:16,159
they start turning into piles of

832
00:33:12,960 –> 00:33:18,720
rocks and dug up mounds of dirt almost

833
00:33:16,159 –> 00:33:22,640
as if they were graves

834
00:33:18,720 –> 00:33:25,440
everyone roll me a perception check 14

835
00:33:22,640 –> 00:33:27,039
not 20. wait hold on why am i doing this

836
00:33:25,440 –> 00:33:29,360
you have the sort of warning

837
00:33:27,039 –> 00:33:31,039
oh yeah oh wait yeah right let me

838
00:33:29,360 –> 00:33:32,640
correct what i just said then don’t give

839
00:33:31,039 –> 00:33:33,279
me any perception checks forget it it’s

840
00:33:32,640 –> 00:33:35,039
worthless

841
00:33:33,279 –> 00:33:37,519
stranger danger stranger danger we got

842
00:33:35,039 –> 00:33:40,960
trouble [ __ ] sounds about right

843
00:33:37,519 –> 00:33:45,279
as several of the mounds

844
00:33:40,960 –> 00:33:48,480
begin to upend themselves

845
00:33:45,279 –> 00:33:52,720
and you guys find yourselves

846
00:33:48,480 –> 00:33:57,120
surrounded by skeletal knoll

847
00:33:52,720 –> 00:33:59,600
remains everyone

848
00:33:57,120 –> 00:34:01,919
roll initiative i’m gonna go on a limb

849
00:33:59,600 –> 00:34:05,519
here and say these qualify as undead

850
00:34:01,919 –> 00:34:09,359
no no yeah uh dirty 20 19.

851
00:34:05,519 –> 00:34:09,679
i got a three e okay surprising no one

852
00:34:09,359 –> 00:34:14,079
as

853
00:34:09,679 –> 00:34:17,679
always safe you are up first

854
00:34:14,079 –> 00:34:21,760
excellent um i’m gonna draw my bow

855
00:34:17,679 –> 00:34:25,359
pick an enemy and shoot 15 hits

856
00:34:21,760 –> 00:34:28,320
six all right you

857
00:34:25,359 –> 00:34:29,599
knock the arm off of one of them but it

858
00:34:28,320 –> 00:34:32,879
is still moving

859
00:34:29,599 –> 00:34:34,079
seemingly undeterred can i use a bonus

860
00:34:32,879 –> 00:34:35,760
action to fire again

861
00:34:34,079 –> 00:34:37,839
you did take crossbow expert didn’t you

862
00:34:35,760 –> 00:34:41,280
i did yes then yes

863
00:34:37,839 –> 00:34:43,359
16 still hits six again

864
00:34:41,280 –> 00:34:46,800
uh this time you knock his head off and

865
00:34:43,359 –> 00:34:46,800
it falls down dead er

866
00:34:47,040 –> 00:34:50,320
one down you’re still horribly

867
00:34:48,480 –> 00:34:51,919
surrounded by a lot of these things

868
00:34:50,320 –> 00:34:53,679
how many are there total worldwide

869
00:34:51,919 –> 00:34:54,800
perception checks wait all of us are

870
00:34:53,679 –> 00:34:59,359
just winter

871
00:34:54,800 –> 00:35:02,400
i have all of you guys 25. i got a 16.

872
00:34:59,359 –> 00:35:03,920
i got a 13. yeah no quintera you’re able

873
00:35:02,400 –> 00:35:06,000
to clock that

874
00:35:03,920 –> 00:35:07,839
until about five seconds ago there were

875
00:35:06,000 –> 00:35:12,400
30 of these things

876
00:35:07,839 –> 00:35:12,400
holy [ __ ] now there’s 29. you’re up

877
00:35:14,839 –> 00:35:19,119
well

878
00:35:16,300 –> 00:35:21,119
[Music]

879
00:35:19,119 –> 00:35:22,400
yes yes we know this ends with you just

880
00:35:21,119 –> 00:35:24,480
let everyone else have fun

881
00:35:22,400 –> 00:35:25,839
no that’s fine i’m just chilling i’m

882
00:35:24,480 –> 00:35:29,839
just hanging out there’s no reason

883
00:35:25,839 –> 00:35:33,280
i’m just humming for unrelated reasons

884
00:35:29,839 –> 00:35:36,400
many of them could i get in

885
00:35:33,280 –> 00:35:37,359
like from five f from five feet from

886
00:35:36,400 –> 00:35:40,560
another one

887
00:35:37,359 –> 00:35:41,280
i would say it wouldn’t be difficult for

888
00:35:40,560 –> 00:35:43,280
you to get

889
00:35:41,280 –> 00:35:44,560
one within five foot of either side of

890
00:35:43,280 –> 00:35:46,560
another so

891
00:35:44,560 –> 00:35:47,920
you could get upwards of three within

892
00:35:46,560 –> 00:35:51,680
that logic

893
00:35:47,920 –> 00:35:54,560
god why are there thirtieth

894
00:35:51,680 –> 00:35:54,560
i don’t know i couldn’t tell you

895
00:35:56,320 –> 00:36:02,079
it has nothing to do with uh challenge

896
00:35:59,040 –> 00:36:04,320
ratings versus how many of us there are

897
00:36:02,079 –> 00:36:05,200
or the presence of someone who may be

898
00:36:04,320 –> 00:36:07,520
you know

899
00:36:05,200 –> 00:36:09,839
very well equipped for this but you know

900
00:36:07,520 –> 00:36:12,400
who could who could say who could tell

901
00:36:09,839 –> 00:36:13,359
okay um yeah then i guess i’m just gonna

902
00:36:12,400 –> 00:36:17,520
ice knife

903
00:36:13,359 –> 00:36:20,160
one of them um so let me see

904
00:36:17,520 –> 00:36:20,960
range spell to hit that is a 19 on the

905
00:36:20,160 –> 00:36:25,040
die

906
00:36:20,960 –> 00:36:28,560
so it’s a 25 to hit it’s okay

907
00:36:25,040 –> 00:36:31,599
so the one i hit takes six

908
00:36:28,560 –> 00:36:33,450
yeah six piercing and then

909
00:36:31,599 –> 00:36:34,960
that explodes and

910
00:36:33,450 –> 00:36:39,200
[Music]

911
00:36:34,960 –> 00:36:43,440
any other ones take six cold damage

912
00:36:39,200 –> 00:36:47,040
on a deck save yeah uh what’s your dc

913
00:36:43,440 –> 00:36:48,240

  1. one of them gets hit okay we’ll say

914
00:36:47,040 –> 00:36:48,800
it’s the one that you stuck but the

915
00:36:48,240 –> 00:36:51,760
other two

916
00:36:48,800 –> 00:36:53,200
somehow managed to dodge out of the way

917
00:36:51,760 –> 00:36:55,119
uh but that one is

918
00:36:53,200 –> 00:36:56,560
super dead so congratulations you’ve

919
00:36:55,119 –> 00:36:59,599
killed another one

920
00:36:56,560 –> 00:37:02,880
okay there’s 28.

921
00:36:59,599 –> 00:37:05,680
yep is that it for you

922
00:37:02,880 –> 00:37:06,800
yep all right cool next up is sniffs

923
00:37:05,680 –> 00:37:10,079
sniffs is going to

924
00:37:06,800 –> 00:37:11,119
grab his spear

925
00:37:10,079 –> 00:37:13,200
you know what no he i don’t think he

926
00:37:11,119 –> 00:37:14,480
would have had his weapons on him or if

927
00:37:13,200 –> 00:37:15,680
i wouldn’t even give him weapons

928
00:37:14,480 –> 00:37:18,000
he’ll just run up and try and bite one

929
00:37:15,680 –> 00:37:20,240
of them oh

930
00:37:18,000 –> 00:37:22,240
he just barely manages to do it deals a

931
00:37:20,240 –> 00:37:23,359
whopping four points of damage to one of

932
00:37:22,240 –> 00:37:25,760
them

933
00:37:23,359 –> 00:37:26,640
he has accomplished nothing he did his

934
00:37:25,760 –> 00:37:29,599
best

935
00:37:26,640 –> 00:37:31,119
he’s trying he really is uh now it is

936
00:37:29,599 –> 00:37:33,599
the fun pals turn

937
00:37:31,119 –> 00:37:36,480
let’s go ahead and breeze through these

938
00:37:33,599 –> 00:37:40,079
ones so we can get to the main event uh

939
00:37:36,480 –> 00:37:43,040
friday we’ll just do a vicious mockery

940
00:37:40,079 –> 00:37:43,920
on the one that sniffs is attempting to

941
00:37:43,040 –> 00:37:47,520
chew

942
00:37:43,920 –> 00:37:49,599
it fails so it will take

943
00:37:47,520 –> 00:37:51,440
four points of damage it’s almost dead

944
00:37:49,599 –> 00:37:54,720
knife and shoots an arrow

945
00:37:51,440 –> 00:37:58,160
it hits that one’s dead and

946
00:37:54,720 –> 00:38:01,359
p what can p do

947
00:37:58,160 –> 00:38:03,200
he will just do firebolt

948
00:38:01,359 –> 00:38:04,400
he weakens another one significantly

949
00:38:03,200 –> 00:38:06,480
arlo finish this

950
00:38:04,400 –> 00:38:08,240
uh how many of them are within a 30 foot

951
00:38:06,480 –> 00:38:10,640
radius of me in any direction

952
00:38:08,240 –> 00:38:11,760
all of them um can they all make wisdom

953
00:38:10,640 –> 00:38:13,680
saving throws please

954
00:38:11,760 –> 00:38:16,400
i’ll just do one big collective one to

955
00:38:13,680 –> 00:38:16,400
save trouble

956
00:38:16,839 –> 00:38:22,160
hmm well

957
00:38:18,720 –> 00:38:25,839
let’s see with their ever so

958
00:38:22,160 –> 00:38:29,280
impressive negative three to wisdom

959
00:38:25,839 –> 00:38:33,040
oh god coupled with a powerful

960
00:38:29,280 –> 00:38:36,240
eight on the die oh god

961
00:38:33,040 –> 00:38:39,599
you’re gonna go ahead and assume a five

962
00:38:36,240 –> 00:38:41,920
don’t do it um it’s not so i’m

963
00:38:39,599 –> 00:38:43,200
using my my my channel divinity i don’t

964
00:38:41,920 –> 00:38:45,280
know if anyone’s ever heard of it but

965
00:38:43,200 –> 00:38:48,240
it’s called turn undead

966
00:38:45,280 –> 00:38:48,960
and um well first things first um since

967
00:38:48,240 –> 00:38:52,079
i’m

968
00:38:48,960 –> 00:38:52,560
above level five uh uh are they all of a

969
00:38:52,079 –> 00:38:55,599
cr

970
00:38:52,560 –> 00:38:55,920
of one half or lower because um if uh

971
00:38:55,599 –> 00:39:01,839
they

972
00:38:55,920 –> 00:39:01,839
are then they are dead

973
00:39:01,920 –> 00:39:05,839
oh darn if only i had thought of this

974
00:39:04,480 –> 00:39:09,599
beforehand

975
00:39:05,839 –> 00:39:12,000
if only i had thought of this

976
00:39:09,599 –> 00:39:13,760
god damn it this brings me back to the

977
00:39:12,000 –> 00:39:15,440
time like where i ran a halloween

978
00:39:13,760 –> 00:39:17,359
one-shot not on the podcast

979
00:39:15,440 –> 00:39:19,760
and i was like i remember saying ahead

980
00:39:17,359 –> 00:39:23,359
of time i was like no clerics

981
00:39:19,760 –> 00:39:25,280
just no you can’t they’re too good at

982
00:39:23,359 –> 00:39:28,320
all of the things that i would use

983
00:39:25,280 –> 00:39:30,400
yeah no that and no paladins because

984
00:39:28,320 –> 00:39:31,839
what would have happened then is

985
00:39:30,400 –> 00:39:32,880
something similar to what happens right

986
00:39:31,839 –> 00:39:36,160
now where they all

987
00:39:32,880 –> 00:39:37,839
scatter into dust and uh everyone may be

988
00:39:36,160 –> 00:39:41,119
constitution saving throws

989
00:39:37,839 –> 00:39:45,520
ah natural 20 okay that’s uh

990
00:39:41,119 –> 00:39:46,880

  1. okay 19. the fun pal starts sneezing

991
00:39:45,520 –> 00:39:48,800
because they got a little bit of dust

992
00:39:46,880 –> 00:39:51,599
off their nose otherwise they’re fine

993
00:39:48,800 –> 00:39:53,520
huh i’d imagine that was like this like

994
00:39:51,599 –> 00:39:55,359
huge horde of undead

995
00:39:53,520 –> 00:39:57,119
and arlo looks around and gets too

996
00:39:55,359 –> 00:39:58,960
excited they were like oh my god we’re

997
00:39:57,119 –> 00:40:00,000
done for it all i was like

998
00:39:58,960 –> 00:40:01,680
like the reason he’s so low in

999
00:40:00,000 –> 00:40:03,440
initiative is that he was just like

1000
00:40:01,680 –> 00:40:04,640
being kind of a dick like oh it’s gonna

1001
00:40:03,440 –> 00:40:06,319
be so [ __ ] cool

1002
00:40:04,640 –> 00:40:08,560
they’re like ah they’re gonna overtake

1003
00:40:06,319 –> 00:40:10,160
us and alice walks out no they’re not

1004
00:40:08,560 –> 00:40:12,640
and he bangs on his shield and holy

1005
00:40:10,160 –> 00:40:13,520
light just like sprays out in like this

1006
00:40:12,640 –> 00:40:16,319
[ __ ] like

1007
00:40:13,520 –> 00:40:17,200
laser beam in a [ __ ] 360 degree

1008
00:40:16,319 –> 00:40:19,440
radius

1009
00:40:17,200 –> 00:40:21,359
and just like zap some dead like [ __ ]

1010
00:40:19,440 –> 00:40:23,359
a bug zapper

1011
00:40:21,359 –> 00:40:24,800
and then like when the dust clears arlo

1012
00:40:23,359 –> 00:40:28,160
just over there like yeah

1013
00:40:24,800 –> 00:40:31,520
yeah you’re welcome by the way

1014
00:40:28,160 –> 00:40:32,800
thank you thank you very much

1015
00:40:31,520 –> 00:40:35,760
that is the greatest use of channel

1016
00:40:32,800 –> 00:40:37,920
divinity i will ever achieve

1017
00:40:35,760 –> 00:40:39,200
yeah no the the thurgy wasn’t really

1018
00:40:37,920 –> 00:40:41,119
meant to deter you guys it’s more just

1019
00:40:39,200 –> 00:40:44,079
meant to encourage the super obvious use

1020
00:40:41,119 –> 00:40:44,079
of channel divinity

1021
00:40:45,920 –> 00:40:49,440
so you guys continue to make your way

1022
00:40:48,880 –> 00:40:53,040
through

1023
00:40:49,440 –> 00:40:55,440
the bones grays and all that stuff

1024
00:40:53,040 –> 00:40:56,880
and eventually you start to hear

1025
00:40:55,440 –> 00:41:01,040
something

1026
00:40:56,880 –> 00:41:07,839
chanting it’s quiet at first

1027
00:41:01,040 –> 00:41:07,839
but after a while it starts to pick up

1028
00:41:12,960 –> 00:41:18,079
you follow the chanting and find if you

1029
00:41:15,680 –> 00:41:21,680
guys remember the first time you saw

1030
00:41:18,079 –> 00:41:25,520
emor and his congregation it was not

1031
00:41:21,680 –> 00:41:26,960
terribly large it is far larger this

1032
00:41:25,520 –> 00:41:29,680
time

1033
00:41:26,960 –> 00:41:31,359
oh looks like that boner boys really got

1034
00:41:29,680 –> 00:41:34,079
himself some followers

1035
00:41:31,359 –> 00:41:36,079
his rigid determination has managed to

1036
00:41:34,079 –> 00:41:38,800
attract knowles from all over

1037
00:41:36,079 –> 00:41:39,760
and you see that there are several

1038
00:41:38,800 –> 00:41:42,160
unarmed

1039
00:41:39,760 –> 00:41:43,920
knolls but there are also some who do

1040
00:41:42,160 –> 00:41:46,880
appear to be more

1041
00:41:43,920 –> 00:41:48,000
well armed including some that are to

1042
00:41:46,880 –> 00:41:49,839
his side

1043
00:41:48,000 –> 00:41:52,640
others that also appear to be writing

1044
00:41:49,839 –> 00:41:55,920
these weird demonic dog-like things

1045
00:41:52,640 –> 00:41:59,760
with scorpion tails but

1046
00:41:55,920 –> 00:42:02,960
you do of course see emor

1047
00:41:59,760 –> 00:42:08,000
still bearing his crown

1048
00:42:02,960 –> 00:42:11,920
of stones as they hover around his head

1049
00:42:08,000 –> 00:42:15,599
however you see something else as well

1050
00:42:11,920 –> 00:42:19,040
embedded in his chest is a black

1051
00:42:15,599 –> 00:42:22,000
crystal and it is in there deep

1052
00:42:19,040 –> 00:42:23,440
and he seems different the first time

1053
00:42:22,000 –> 00:42:26,400
that you saw him

1054
00:42:23,440 –> 00:42:27,200
he was very arrogant he was really just

1055
00:42:26,400 –> 00:42:29,440
eating up

1056
00:42:27,200 –> 00:42:32,000
the crowd as they chanted his name he

1057
00:42:29,440 –> 00:42:35,280
was boasting about his own greatness

1058
00:42:32,000 –> 00:42:39,520
but now he looks ravenous

1059
00:42:35,280 –> 00:42:42,640
angry bloodthirsty

1060
00:42:39,520 –> 00:42:44,240
is he even bigger than before yes

1061
00:42:42,640 –> 00:42:45,520
oh man guys there’s nothing more

1062
00:42:44,240 –> 00:42:48,000
dangerous than like when you think a

1063
00:42:45,520 –> 00:42:51,440
boner is all the way erect and then

1064
00:42:48,000 –> 00:42:54,640
you realize it was only at half-mast

1065
00:42:51,440 –> 00:42:56,839
what the [ __ ] andrew

1066
00:42:54,640 –> 00:42:59,839
you now see before he was only at half

1067
00:42:56,839 –> 00:42:59,839
chub

1068
00:43:00,960 –> 00:43:07,359
i’m so upset i just

1069
00:43:04,079 –> 00:43:07,359
what [ __ ]

1070
00:43:07,520 –> 00:43:15,359
why my dad analogy

1071
00:43:11,200 –> 00:43:18,960
i i’m so upset

1072
00:43:15,359 –> 00:43:27,839
you married that i did

1073
00:43:18,960 –> 00:43:27,839
yeah i did

1074
00:43:30,240 –> 00:43:35,200
i can just hear the doneness in

1075
00:43:32,240 –> 00:43:40,160
christina’s size

1076
00:43:35,200 –> 00:43:43,359
so what indeed my friend

1077
00:43:40,160 –> 00:43:47,680
what indeed how many nulls are there

1078
00:43:43,359 –> 00:43:50,400
i think the rave in the matrix

1079
00:43:47,680 –> 00:43:51,440
reloaded size not all of them have

1080
00:43:50,400 –> 00:43:53,680
weapons though

1081
00:43:51,440 –> 00:43:55,520
some of them appear to just be gnolls

1082
00:43:53,680 –> 00:43:56,960
like not the kind that would like go out

1083
00:43:55,520 –> 00:44:00,000
on a raid but

1084
00:43:56,960 –> 00:44:02,400
village knolls if that makes sense like

1085
00:44:00,000 –> 00:44:05,200
commoner stats knows

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00:44:02,400 –> 00:44:05,920
yeah i looked to the i looked to my

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00:44:05,200 –> 00:44:07,599
group and i think

1088
00:44:05,920 –> 00:44:09,520
so what you guys think we can take them

1089
00:44:07,599 –> 00:44:11,839
or what do you want to do

1090
00:44:09,520 –> 00:44:13,200
i can say with confidence that i don’t

1091
00:44:11,839 –> 00:44:17,280
want to die

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00:44:13,200 –> 00:44:21,280
one second because sleep is loud

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00:44:17,280 –> 00:44:27,040
emore holds up a hand sniffs the air

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00:44:21,280 –> 00:44:27,040
and shout introduce

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00:44:27,920 –> 00:44:35,280
and the knolls begin to scatter

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00:44:32,000 –> 00:44:38,079
and that is where we shall pause our

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00:44:35,280 –> 00:44:40,560
tale for now

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00:44:38,079 –> 00:44:42,319
hello everyone jordan here we have a few

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plugs shout out as well as a few

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00:44:42,319 –> 00:44:45,280
bloopers that didn’t quite make it into

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00:44:47,760 –> 00:44:52,240
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00:45:03,200 –> 00:45:07,040
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00:45:04,960 –> 00:45:08,640
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00:45:23,240 –> 00:45:30,839
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00:45:26,160 –> 00:45:32,560
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00:45:36,400 –> 00:45:40,560
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1130
00:45:46,800 –> 00:45:50,880
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00:45:51,760 –> 00:45:55,599
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00:46:00,319 –> 00:46:05,200
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00:46:02,960 –> 00:46:05,200
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00:46:12,839 –> 00:46:15,839
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00:46:36,730 –> 00:46:42,240
[Music]

1141
00:46:40,839 –> 00:46:44,480
so

1142
00:46:42,240 –> 00:46:46,720
you gruesome oath do you see anything

1143
00:46:44,480 –> 00:46:48,400
that you like

1144
00:46:46,720 –> 00:46:50,480
i mean i guess there’s some good stuff

1145
00:46:48,400 –> 00:46:52,720
here but i don’t know it’s all too

1146
00:46:50,480 –> 00:46:53,760
pretty for my taste yeah i think it’s

1147
00:46:52,720 –> 00:46:56,480
more like

1148
00:46:53,760 –> 00:46:58,640
for the ever man and uh don’t sacrifice

1149
00:46:56,480 –> 00:47:00,400
our comfort in any way

1150
00:46:58,640 –> 00:47:01,680
i’m going to ignore how hurtful that

1151
00:47:00,400 –> 00:47:04,240
comment was

1152
00:47:01,680 –> 00:47:05,760
let’s see something that has been tended

1153
00:47:04,240 –> 00:47:09,119
for any one person

1154
00:47:05,760 –> 00:47:10,319
but also is comfortable

1155
00:47:09,119 –> 00:47:12,640
i’m going to do something i normally

1156
00:47:10,319 –> 00:47:14,240
wouldn’t do and recommend a competitor

1157
00:47:12,640 –> 00:47:16,720
have you thought about black feather

1158
00:47:14,240 –> 00:47:16,720
apparel

1159
00:47:16,800 –> 00:47:21,760
black feather apparel is an online

1160
00:47:18,880 –> 00:47:24,400
retailer that sells a wide variety of

1161
00:47:21,760 –> 00:47:27,280
graphic tees

1162
00:47:24,400 –> 00:47:27,839
i do like me a graphic tee not only that

1163
00:47:27,280 –> 00:47:30,480
but they

1164
00:47:27,839 –> 00:47:31,200
also have several hoodies that are

1165
00:47:30,480 –> 00:47:34,960
equally

1166
00:47:31,200 –> 00:47:37,119
as gorgeous as they are comfortable

1167
00:47:34,960 –> 00:47:39,200
all right well what about like my lower

1168
00:47:37,119 –> 00:47:40,400
half i’m glad that my upper hand will be

1169
00:47:39,200 –> 00:47:42,640
nice and comfy but i don’t want my

1170
00:47:40,400 –> 00:47:45,040
butter to get all chilly

1171
00:47:42,640 –> 00:47:46,960
my goodness you’re so borish fortunately

1172
00:47:45,040 –> 00:47:49,119
they also carry several different

1173
00:47:46,960 –> 00:47:52,400
sweatpants and leggings each as

1174
00:47:49,119 –> 00:47:54,240
comfortable as the last

1175
00:47:52,400 –> 00:47:56,079
yeah i guess i’ll go with that sounds

1176
00:47:54,240 –> 00:47:58,000
like a much better fit than your crap

1177
00:47:56,079 –> 00:47:59,839
we’re gonna find them my goodness i hate

1178
00:47:58,000 –> 00:48:03,440
you so much you can find them

1179
00:47:59,839 –> 00:48:05,119
at blackfeatherapparel.com you can also

1180
00:48:03,440 –> 00:48:06,640
find them on facebook and instagram

1181
00:48:05,119 –> 00:48:10,680
under the same name

1182
00:48:06,640 –> 00:48:13,680
remember you big stupid oaf it’s

1183
00:48:10,680 –> 00:48:13,680
blackfeatherapparel.com

1184
00:48:14,640 –> 00:48:18,960
there are already dinosaurs here not in

1185
00:48:17,359 –> 00:48:20,800
the town

1186
00:48:18,960 –> 00:48:23,359
i mean they’re generally around they’ll

1187
00:48:20,800 –> 00:48:24,079
be like oh man a deer got in and there

1188
00:48:23,359 –> 00:48:25,920
was like oh

1189
00:48:24,079 –> 00:48:27,280
panic you’re like no there’s a deer

1190
00:48:25,920 –> 00:48:28,319
they’re outside sometimes they get

1191
00:48:27,280 –> 00:48:30,000
inside

1192
00:48:28,319 –> 00:48:31,839
like the general okay but to get people

1193
00:48:30,000 –> 00:48:35,599
to be to be fair

1194
00:48:31,839 –> 00:48:38,400
zell is a huge creature so

1195
00:48:35,599 –> 00:48:40,319
yes no as opposed to all those very very

1196
00:48:38,400 –> 00:48:44,720
small dinosaurs that

1197
00:48:40,319 –> 00:48:44,720
they bothered to give stats into in dnd

1198
00:48:44,880 –> 00:48:47,760
yes i’m just saying you’ve described

1199
00:48:46,319 –> 00:48:49,280
this thing as the size of a bus i feel

1200
00:48:47,760 –> 00:48:51,280
like that warrants some special

1201
00:48:49,280 –> 00:48:55,040
attention

1202
00:48:51,280 –> 00:48:56,880
all right dear showed up

1203
00:48:55,040 –> 00:48:57,839
when tara is just like petting zell on

1204
00:48:56,880 –> 00:48:59,839
the head and like giving them

1205
00:48:57,839 –> 00:49:01,599
disapproving glances like assuming that

1206
00:48:59,839 –> 00:49:03,839
she would ever use him for like

1207
00:49:01,599 –> 00:49:04,960
attacking a town just like what the [ __ ]

1208
00:49:03,839 –> 00:49:08,720
is wrong with you kind of

1209
00:49:04,960 –> 00:49:11,359
looks i mean what if the town burned

1210
00:49:08,720 –> 00:49:11,359
down a forest

1211
00:49:11,839 –> 00:49:16,880
that’s a different story supposed to be

1212
00:49:14,559 –> 00:49:17,920
a quick little nothing thing i said can

1213
00:49:16,880 –> 00:49:22,480
we move on

1214
00:49:17,920 –> 00:49:22,480
yeah all right yes thank you christ

1215
00:49:22,640 –> 00:49:28,079
never mind okay

1216
00:49:25,839 –> 00:49:28,880
i was going to see if fryden maybe had

1217
00:49:28,079 –> 00:49:31,119
uh

1218
00:49:28,880 –> 00:49:32,800
calm emotions but he did not the closest

1219
00:49:31,119 –> 00:49:35,920
he had to that was the fear spell which

1220
00:49:32,800 –> 00:49:35,920
i don’t think is the one i want

1221
00:49:36,000 –> 00:49:40,800
let’s make this infinitely times worse

1222
00:49:38,720 –> 00:49:44,000
great idea

1223
00:49:40,800 –> 00:49:47,520
i am just a sing oh

1224
00:49:44,000 –> 00:49:48,960
oh no i instead made it very worse

1225
00:49:47,520 –> 00:49:50,480
it is just like when someone gets

1226
00:49:48,960 –> 00:49:52,000
someone pregnant by accident and then

1227
00:49:50,480 –> 00:49:52,720
they’re like we must get married out of

1228
00:49:52,000 –> 00:49:56,240
wedlock

1229
00:49:52,720 –> 00:49:58,000
oh god seriously if anyone out there is

1230
00:49:56,240 –> 00:49:59,280
listening and like you got like you you

1231
00:49:58,000 –> 00:50:01,359
know you had a night with someone and

1232
00:49:59,280 –> 00:50:03,359
then like someone is now pregnant

1233
00:50:01,359 –> 00:50:04,960
don’t just use that as a reason to get

1234
00:50:03,359 –> 00:50:05,920
married marriages should be like based

1235
00:50:04,960 –> 00:50:07,200
on love

1236
00:50:05,920 –> 00:50:09,680
that is essentially taking a bad

1237
00:50:07,200 –> 00:50:11,760
situation and going oh my god

1238
00:50:09,680 –> 00:50:13,599
we have to make this immediately worse

1239
00:50:11,760 –> 00:50:16,640
right now

1240
00:50:13,599 –> 00:50:19,680
all right okay

1241
00:50:16,640 –> 00:50:22,559
that is my psa for today thank you it is

1242
00:50:19,680 –> 00:50:22,559
greatly appreciated

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