Arlo and the other Agents need to think quickly, otherwise they’ll come face-to-face with Kamodra Agon. And what about Sniffs?
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hey everyone this is jorgen your dm from
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agents of damn just like you know before
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the episode starts
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this episode has depictions of a person
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experiencing post-traumatic stress
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disorder
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this is not something that we take
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lightly by answering the imagination it
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is something very serious
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and if that is something that either is
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or that you think
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might be distressing or triggering for
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you then
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please feel free to skip this episode
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you will get everything you need in the
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episode recap
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on the next episode otherwise enjoy the
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show
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do
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hello everyone and welcome back
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to agents of damned our let’s play d and
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d podcast featuring myself
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your sometimes benevolent often
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malevolent dungeon master
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jordan roman and as always i am joined
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by my fellow players
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hi everyone i’m katie and i play safe
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hey guys i’m christina and i play
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wintera
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and i’m drew mclean and by bahamut’s
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cream-filled cannoli cache
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i play the good doctor arlo aegon thank
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you for corrupting my computer’s hard
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drive space with that
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oh i started writing them down so uh get
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ready they’re going to get started
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getting real weird
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i love it oh boy oh my god
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what was it a cannoli cash what a uh
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cream filled cannoli cache
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cashew that was it god
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my computer feels dirty now you’re
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welcome
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so getting back to things that actually
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make me
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happy uh you guys are in a bit of
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trouble
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because someone couldn’t shake those
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that homesick feeling i regret nothing
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yet you regret nothing yet
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so last time the agents and the fun pals
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spoke with snapdra
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to figure out what their best course of
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action would be to find
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emor and unbeknownst to snapdra the ion
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stones
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snapdragon offered one of two contacts
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that could help
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one was an old drinking friend of hers
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with connections to the church of
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bahamut
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while the other was one of her personal
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informants
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the group decided to follow up with the
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informant who the group
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initially mistook to be seven
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however the eerily similar white-skinned
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tiefling
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was actually seven’s elder brother named
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four four then went on a long monologue
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explaining that he
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and seven had ten additional siblings
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and were once part of an organization
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known as the twelve pieces of the nine
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after his
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lengthy exposition he promised to awaken
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sniffs
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allowing him to be more useful in
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tracking down emor
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however since the process took so long
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the agents and the fun pals went back to
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the town of ruinspoke to check back in
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with kaladan
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who they last saw struggling to maintain
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order in the town
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after berating him for a few minutes
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they eventually learned that kane
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the person normally in charge the town
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had been busy
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ensuring the successful delivery of an
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order of weapons
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frightened realized that this could be a
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potential target of emor
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and that if this were indeed the case
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gave both
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teams three days to find the missing
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knoll
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on their way back to town arlo wanted to
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revisit his old home
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the fun pals went back to check up on
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foreign sniffs and wintera cast
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pass without trace on the rest of the
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group as they made their way to the
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aegon family home
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arlo was flooded with memories of a time
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long past
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however he was interrupted by the sound
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of a familiar voice
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kamodra aegon was coming
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home and thus
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we resume our tale
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everyone give me stealth checks
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[ __ ] you jordan natural 20. well then 29
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same okay then also jordan i’m sorry i
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said [ __ ] you
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no no it’s okay it’s okay let me just
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mark that one
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in my uh my book of
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ever-growing reasons to punish you i
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mean i i i said [ __ ] you out loud
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instead of in my heart like it’s
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supposed to stay
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no no no it’s okay it’s okay it’s just
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documented with the grudges
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so you all disappear into the bushes
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around the
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corners of the house just staying
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completely out of sight
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of camoja and snapdra
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as they come up you overhear them having
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a
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conversation it starts off with snapchat
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going
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man sounds like you uh you really had a
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tough time with that little presentation
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you had over the acai
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they just what just didn’t listen
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komodra looks almost dejected
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as she responds don’t know it’s just
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kids these days just don’t have the
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heart that like that we did for this
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like they’re just
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out there just because
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it’s like they’re trying to preserve a
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legacy instead of trying to
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you know kill things and i just don’t
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know how to communicate with that like
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it it’s frustrating and they act so damn
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cocky about everything like oh no it’s
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fine as long as we got a fire breather
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it’ll be good there’s trolls and
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if they have to deal with stuff we did
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they would not last
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a day snapdra with most of this has just
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been kind of
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nodding along as if she’s just
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reluctantly agreeing with every like
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uh-huh yep
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yep don’t look at you
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difficult to relate to for someone of
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your
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let’s say unrelenting bloodlust but
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it doesn’t mean that they you know also
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have some
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they still got some fire in them
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themselves maybe just not as literally
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as like say i love
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us uh but you know if you’re
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having difficulties relating to the
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younger folk then maybe it may not be a
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bad idea to
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i don’t know uh calling someone more
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their
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age who is a dead fighter
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may be able to relate to your side a
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little bit more and kamodra immediately
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cuts off snaps like no i am not
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bringing arlo into this i have told you
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several times and snapchat like
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lifts her hands up like a whoa like i i
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just the same just saying
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you know you’re having a hard time
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blatant he would
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not probably maybe i mean a little
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awkward but you know
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and komodo immediately just retorts back
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look
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i know he would be able to relate to
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them
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i can’t i made him leave
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the army because i could not stand the
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thought of losing him to
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if i bring him back into this life
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i don’t know what i’d do losing jacob
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was hard all right
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i lost myself a little bit with that but
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i’m
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i’m pulling back from it but i can’t go
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through that again with arlo
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he’s off country somewhere away from
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danger god’s own little clinic
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he’s safe that’s it’s where he needs to
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be
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can i just say that like as she’s saying
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those last parts like oh he’s safe he’s
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got his own little clinic like
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harlow is like wincing at those words
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like oh
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anyone who decided to hide adjacent to
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arlo can see this
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i’m gonna pat him on the back let me
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guess with your tail
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yes before anyone even said that the
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second that i heard the words pat him on
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the back as i’m getting padded with this
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[ __ ] tail i know it
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you know in my heart i mean you weren’t
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you honestly weren’t i was talking about
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her hands but
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he said with your tail and okay sure why
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not flavor
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every other time your limbs have been
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secondary to your tail don’t give
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yourself safe is going to go through a
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horrible accident and lose both of our
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arms be like
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no one use them anyway i got my tail i’m
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good they were weighing me down
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so they both make it to the door kamodra
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at this point
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is no longer visibly as angry she looks
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a little bit more just
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almost defeated and dejected she looks
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over to
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sound like do you want unlike come
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inside for a
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coffee or something and snap drill like
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really personal like oh i would love
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wait hold up do you have the time by
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chance kamodra looks
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inside through the windows like uh looks
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like it’s about a quarter eight
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it’s not jeremy goes [ __ ] uh sorry i
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actually got somewhere i gotta be uh
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work back at the office uh i’ll catch
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you
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later uh think about what i said bye and
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she runs off
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kimojo just looks fairly confused over
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that whole thing
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shrugs it off and then goes inside
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i love it i look kind of like he hears
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this whole thing and
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almost like wordlessly just like turns
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away and it’s like starts like making
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his way like
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away from the house just hoping that
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everyone like follows but like it’s just
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like
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we need like we did not be here and he’s
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just moving away from it
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oh poor guy
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so you guys make your way back over
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towards the barracks
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you leg in same as you were before make
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your way over to
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snapdra’s office and
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same as the last time you were there the
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lights are off and the door is ajar
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how can the door be a jar if you’re
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if you’re making the jokes i gotta make
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joke move on
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[Laughter]
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arlo like starts to walk up to the door
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and then remembers last time
279
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is like oh hell no not this time and
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then just kind of like pat safe on the
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back like you got this
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go on why do you want me to get tackled
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by your aunt you’re not gonna you’ll be
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fine she’s probably not even gonna do it
285
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i’m gonna push him in with my tail now
286
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can i do a straight
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[Music]
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i don’t think that that’s gonna matter
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bud
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because i just rolled a natural 20. i
291
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hate you
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i hate you and all you stand for
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get [ __ ] so saith
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you put grab arlo with your tail and
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just
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shove him through that door he trips and
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falls
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to his knees but then nothing happens
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safe roll me a dexterity saving throw
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[ __ ]
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[Laughter]
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- okay so
303
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as you do that and you just kind of look
304
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into the room wondering what the [ __ ] is
305
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happening
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or rather not happening you hear
307
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something
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behind and below you and you
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instinctively jump out of the way
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and then all of you here son of a [ __ ]
311
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almost got her
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and you see the fun pals turned visible
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huh
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nice try guys as they do you see
315
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that p had attempted to push you
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over on top of knife and who was on his
317
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hands and knees
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so they were basically trying to top
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deck or
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not that’s wrong i know i know what
321
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you’re trying to tabletop thank you
322
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yeah that’s [ __ ] hilarious
323
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[ __ ] nice not as funny as this
324
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part’s gonna be
325
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and then all of a sudden you feel
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something land on your shoulders and
327
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cover your eyes as frighten also turns
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visible
329
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so what was the point in all of this
330
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it is what we do yes
331
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was it not entertaining for you we
332
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thought it was hilarious
333
00:12:35,839 –> 00:12:39,600
i thought it was funny you here come
334
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from the darkness of snapter’s office as
335
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the light turns on and she is just
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singing there chuckling to herself
337
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what am i supposed to do with all of you
338
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somehow i’m not surprised you were in on
339
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this
340
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i i i give you like a solid four and a
341
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half
342
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we’re going to pretend that was after
343
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five he jumps down like so
344
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did you uh enjoy your little trip um
345
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i did have a nice fall
346
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all three of them snap and point at you
347
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saith you didn’t fall over
348
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oh oh wind tara
349
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you are just i i adore you
350
00:13:18,320 –> 00:13:23,040
let’s move on no no please keep on going
351
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this is great wish i had some snacks
352
00:13:23,040 –> 00:13:28,720
honestly
353
00:13:24,639 –> 00:13:32,880
oh i like snacks yeah our trip was a
354
00:13:28,720 –> 00:13:35,200
less than fun but we did get some useful
355
00:13:32,880 –> 00:13:39,040
information i suppose
356
00:13:35,200 –> 00:13:42,720
oh where’d it go um
357
00:13:39,040 –> 00:13:44,800
nowhere uh
358
00:13:42,720 –> 00:13:46,160
we just went to we just went to the
359
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store
360
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we went to we went to tgi fridays for a
361
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bit
362
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this is cheap the store tji fridays
363
00:13:53,360 –> 00:13:57,839
they have a whole gift shop now like uh
364
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cracker barrel
365
00:13:57,839 –> 00:14:02,399
yep yep they just put it in but then it
366
00:14:00,959 –> 00:14:03,920
didn’t work very well so they tore it
367
00:14:02,399 –> 00:14:05,839
down so it won’t be there when you check
368
00:14:03,920 –> 00:14:07,360
you know what’s funny i actually uh
369
00:14:05,839 –> 00:14:09,519
wasn’t she didn’t go to anywhere called
370
00:14:07,360 –> 00:14:11,360
tgi fridays
371
00:14:09,519 –> 00:14:12,720
when tara what are you talking about
372
00:14:11,360 –> 00:14:15,199
arlo
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oh i like her we’re gonna get you a
374
00:14:15,199 –> 00:14:18,240
little button
375
00:14:16,160 –> 00:14:19,760
for like um we’re gonna tap on it when
376
00:14:18,240 –> 00:14:20,880
we’re lying and you just go along with
377
00:14:19,760 –> 00:14:24,560
it
378
00:14:20,880 –> 00:14:27,199
that oh you were lying
379
00:14:24,560 –> 00:14:28,959
it’s not just sitting there just smiling
380
00:14:27,199 –> 00:14:32,320
like ear to ear
381
00:14:28,959 –> 00:14:34,720
so let’s do this
382
00:14:32,320 –> 00:14:36,800
if by this you mean pick up your little
383
00:14:34,720 –> 00:14:40,000
friend he’s over there
384
00:14:36,800 –> 00:14:40,320
and she points over to like a table in
385
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her
386
00:14:40,320 –> 00:14:43,760
office that has been retrofitted into a
387
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bed where you see sniffs
388
00:14:43,760 –> 00:14:50,399
sleeping yeah as it turns out um
389
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being forced to endure a mental
390
00:14:50,399 –> 00:14:54,800
expansion for
391
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eight hours is a tiring process and so
392
00:14:54,800 –> 00:14:58,240
he is out like a light
393
00:14:56,720 –> 00:15:00,079
uh you’re probably gonna want to wait
394
00:14:58,240 –> 00:15:01,199
until morning so he is refreshed and
395
00:15:00,079 –> 00:15:03,920
there are no
396
00:15:01,199 –> 00:15:06,160
lasting long-term consequences of
397
00:15:03,920 –> 00:15:07,519
anything of the sort
398
00:15:06,160 –> 00:15:09,040
why are you saying if we woke him up it
399
00:15:07,519 –> 00:15:09,680
would like give him brain damage or
400
00:15:09,040 –> 00:15:14,000
something
401
00:15:09,680 –> 00:15:16,720
i don’t know all i know is that uh
402
00:15:14,000 –> 00:15:17,920
she like looks over like you know when
403
00:15:16,720 –> 00:15:19,600
someone’s singing down they try and like
404
00:15:17,920 –> 00:15:21,600
look past you
405
00:15:19,600 –> 00:15:22,720
she does that over five like what for
406
00:15:21,600 –> 00:15:25,760
say
407
00:15:22,720 –> 00:15:27,519
uh he says that if we wake him up too
408
00:15:25,760 –> 00:15:28,079
early there could be irreparable brain
409
00:15:27,519 –> 00:15:29,839
damage
410
00:15:28,079 –> 00:15:31,120
in ways that could lead to potential
411
00:15:29,839 –> 00:15:34,240
insanity
412
00:15:31,120 –> 00:15:36,240
uh several other very bad things that
413
00:15:34,240 –> 00:15:38,480
i do not have symmetrical know how to
414
00:15:36,240 –> 00:15:41,680
fully uh
415
00:15:38,480 –> 00:15:42,560
remember and uh but it many of them
416
00:15:41,680 –> 00:15:44,480
could need to death
417
00:15:42,560 –> 00:15:47,360
so we should probably let them sleep so
418
00:15:44,480 –> 00:15:49,680
we do not have wasted their whole day
419
00:15:47,360 –> 00:15:51,600
yeah then uh yeah we’ll uh we’ll
420
00:15:49,680 –> 00:15:52,959
probably avoid that i mean i’m i’m more
421
00:15:51,600 –> 00:15:54,160
of a general practitioner i’m not a
422
00:15:52,959 –> 00:15:56,480
brain surgeon i couldn’t really do
423
00:15:54,160 –> 00:15:59,199
anything about that
424
00:15:56,480 –> 00:16:00,560
yeah well you know he’s right there so i
425
00:15:59,199 –> 00:16:03,839
guess just take him to a
426
00:16:00,560 –> 00:16:04,160
hotel or a bed or something hmm yeah
427
00:16:03,839 –> 00:16:05,360
well
428
00:16:04,160 –> 00:16:06,880
i’m sure we’re staying at an end
429
00:16:05,360 –> 00:16:08,000
somewhere i think we established that in
430
00:16:06,880 –> 00:16:11,759
an earlier episode but
431
00:16:08,000 –> 00:16:14,240
uh yeah in ruins spoke
432
00:16:11,759 –> 00:16:15,920
oh yeah that’s a ways out yeah we can we
433
00:16:14,240 –> 00:16:19,279
can fly back to ruins if we want to just
434
00:16:15,920 –> 00:16:19,279
go back to staying where we were staying
435
00:16:21,199 –> 00:16:27,839
so you guys make your way back over to
436
00:16:24,720 –> 00:16:30,720
ruinspoke and over to the
437
00:16:27,839 –> 00:16:33,199
hotel where you guys were staying at so
438
00:16:30,720 –> 00:16:35,040
you may all now go ahead and take a long
439
00:16:33,199 –> 00:16:39,279
rest unless you wanted to do something
440
00:16:35,040 –> 00:16:43,360
else hey jordan what’s the hotel called
441
00:16:39,279 –> 00:16:46,639
ruin spoken you know fun
442
00:16:43,360 –> 00:16:46,639
it’s a small town
443
00:16:48,560 –> 00:16:55,199
it’s probably the only one they have so
444
00:16:51,600 –> 00:16:58,480
you guys take your long rest
445
00:16:55,199 –> 00:16:59,600
the fun pals also gets uh their first
446
00:16:58,480 –> 00:17:02,880
true long rest
447
00:16:59,600 –> 00:17:06,079
in a good good long time
448
00:17:02,880 –> 00:17:09,360
and you guys are up
449
00:17:06,079 –> 00:17:11,919
first thing in the morning what is your
450
00:17:09,360 –> 00:17:14,880
plan for the day
451
00:17:11,919 –> 00:17:16,160
yeah boss we have another two days until
452
00:17:14,880 –> 00:17:16,959
that weapon delivery is supposed to go
453
00:17:16,160 –> 00:17:18,880
down
454
00:17:16,959 –> 00:17:20,400
and we need to talk to smith to try to
455
00:17:18,880 –> 00:17:22,000
get a lead on um
456
00:17:20,400 –> 00:17:23,439
where those other knolls went because
457
00:17:22,000 –> 00:17:24,720
that’s our only lead on anything to do
458
00:17:23,439 –> 00:17:26,640
for the next two days
459
00:17:24,720 –> 00:17:29,039
so i guess we’re talking to sniffs all
460
00:17:26,640 –> 00:17:32,320
right uh he is still sleeping so
461
00:17:29,039 –> 00:17:35,200
who’s gonna wake him up um okay so i
462
00:17:32,320 –> 00:17:35,520
have been eating like breakfast jerky
463
00:17:35,200 –> 00:17:37,520
and
464
00:17:35,520 –> 00:17:39,120
when tara like you know how if you’ve
465
00:17:37,520 –> 00:17:40,559
ever tried to wake a sleeping dog
466
00:17:39,120 –> 00:17:43,120
you just like put food in front of its
467
00:17:40,559 –> 00:17:47,520
face she just like goes over and puts
468
00:17:43,120 –> 00:17:48,880
the jerky near his nose
469
00:17:47,520 –> 00:17:51,440
you know what [ __ ] it real animal
470
00:17:48,880 –> 00:17:54,480
handling okay
471
00:17:51,440 –> 00:17:57,840
oh that was yeah okay 28
472
00:17:54,480 –> 00:18:00,720
the second it touches his nose his eyes
473
00:17:57,840 –> 00:18:02,400
shoot up and his like you have to almost
474
00:18:00,720 –> 00:18:02,880
like jerk your hand back in order to not
475
00:18:02,400 –> 00:18:05,200
have it
476
00:18:02,880 –> 00:18:05,200
bitten
477
00:18:08,560 –> 00:18:12,140
[Laughter]
478
00:18:12,400 –> 00:18:20,400
this is not where i went to sleep
479
00:18:15,840 –> 00:18:25,200
no we moved so high how are you feeling
480
00:18:20,400 –> 00:18:28,559
i’m feeling and he pauses for a second
481
00:18:25,200 –> 00:18:32,960
and then his eyes get really wide
482
00:18:28,559 –> 00:18:37,120
and he just says smart
483
00:18:32,960 –> 00:18:40,400
guys i know things i didn’t know before
484
00:18:37,120 –> 00:18:44,720
i know new words i know that feeling
485
00:18:40,400 –> 00:18:47,039
doesn’t that feel good i know grammar
486
00:18:44,720 –> 00:18:48,480
how much says how much smarter did you
487
00:18:47,039 –> 00:18:50,640
get like can you comprehend like the
488
00:18:48,480 –> 00:18:51,200
cold uncaring nature of the outside
489
00:18:50,640 –> 00:18:54,160
universe
490
00:18:51,200 –> 00:18:56,960
just beyond our planet and our realm
491
00:18:54,160 –> 00:19:00,720
here’s a thousand yard stare
492
00:18:56,960 –> 00:19:00,720
when tara also has a thousand-yard stare
493
00:19:03,430 –> 00:19:07,320
[Laughter]
494
00:19:08,320 –> 00:19:11,440
let’s bring it back and he knows his
495
00:19:09,440 –> 00:19:13,120
winter he’s like oh no not you don’t you
496
00:19:11,440 –> 00:19:15,760
think about it don’t worry about it
497
00:19:13,120 –> 00:19:19,280
just uh think about them trees you love
498
00:19:15,760 –> 00:19:23,200
them trees right think about trees
499
00:19:19,280 –> 00:19:25,120
i do like trees why am i smarter
500
00:19:23,200 –> 00:19:26,720
well you just got real smart buddy maybe
501
00:19:25,120 –> 00:19:28,480
you were smart all along you just need
502
00:19:26,720 –> 00:19:30,170
to believe in yourself
503
00:19:28,480 –> 00:19:32,960
real persuasion with advantage
504
00:19:30,170 –> 00:19:36,080
[Laughter]
505
00:19:32,960 –> 00:19:36,080
he’s not that much smarter
506
00:19:36,240 –> 00:19:42,799
oh damn that is a 17
507
00:19:39,679 –> 00:19:46,080
plus zero
508
00:19:42,799 –> 00:19:47,840
the power was inside me along yeah and
509
00:19:46,080 –> 00:19:48,480
you unlocked it through the power of
510
00:19:47,840 –> 00:19:50,400
friendship
511
00:19:48,480 –> 00:19:53,760
our friendship you should be thankful to
512
00:19:50,400 –> 00:19:55,200
us we’re friends
513
00:19:53,760 –> 00:19:58,160
if you can tell us some stuff about
514
00:19:55,200 –> 00:19:58,160
where the knolls are
515
00:20:01,440 –> 00:20:07,840
well they left
516
00:20:04,480 –> 00:20:07,840
me so
517
00:20:08,240 –> 00:20:14,720
wait wait wait i remember
518
00:20:12,080 –> 00:20:16,480
things he goes bug-eyed every time he
519
00:20:14,720 –> 00:20:18,559
shouts like that by the way like he’s
520
00:20:16,480 –> 00:20:21,679
experiencing like existential dread
521
00:20:18,559 –> 00:20:23,520
through realization
522
00:20:21,679 –> 00:20:25,039
this is his version of galaxy brain
523
00:20:23,520 –> 00:20:26,960
thinking he’s like wait
524
00:20:25,039 –> 00:20:28,960
i remember things that happened
525
00:20:26,960 –> 00:20:30,640
yesterday
526
00:20:28,960 –> 00:20:32,840
he’s having a hard time accepting that
527
00:20:30,640 –> 00:20:35,200
his brain can keep up with logical
528
00:20:32,840 –> 00:20:36,880
thoughts this is very new to him
529
00:20:35,200 –> 00:20:38,640
he’s been experiencing this for however
530
00:20:36,880 –> 00:20:41,200
long this scene has been going on
531
00:20:38,640 –> 00:20:42,960
i feel like he’s like he’s he like an
532
00:20:41,200 –> 00:20:45,120
animal has been living constantly in the
533
00:20:42,960 –> 00:20:46,880
present and now he has both a concept of
534
00:20:45,120 –> 00:20:50,240
the past and the future
535
00:20:46,880 –> 00:20:53,919
and it is weird there’s
536
00:20:50,240 –> 00:20:58,240
there’s there’s places we’ve been before
537
00:20:53,919 –> 00:21:02,400
we were at the the the big cave
538
00:20:58,240 –> 00:21:05,919
uh it was it was the
539
00:21:02,400 –> 00:21:06,400
the boneyard and he’s just pointing in
540
00:21:05,919 –> 00:21:10,080
space
541
00:21:06,400 –> 00:21:11,760
unmoving is that is that the direction
542
00:21:10,080 –> 00:21:14,799
of the boneyard that you’re pointing
543
00:21:11,760 –> 00:21:17,640
buddy he he points at you and says no i
544
00:21:14,799 –> 00:21:21,039
was just proud of myself
545
00:21:17,640 –> 00:21:23,280
okay this is
546
00:21:21,039 –> 00:21:25,039
really cool i’m not used to being able
547
00:21:23,280 –> 00:21:26,080
to have a thought for longer than three
548
00:21:25,039 –> 00:21:29,200
seconds
549
00:21:26,080 –> 00:21:34,480
and usually it’s just food mmm
550
00:21:29,200 –> 00:21:40,080
food i can recognize that enough food
551
00:21:34,480 –> 00:21:40,080
no no focus focus i can focus
552
00:21:40,799 –> 00:21:45,760
i’m imagining his face is like a squeaky
553
00:21:42,880 –> 00:21:47,440
toy like those um
554
00:21:45,760 –> 00:21:48,880
like those like little stress things
555
00:21:47,440 –> 00:21:50,159
that you squeeze like the eyes pop out a
556
00:21:48,880 –> 00:21:52,159
little bit but like whenever he like
557
00:21:50,159 –> 00:21:54,480
gets excited
558
00:21:52,159 –> 00:21:54,480
yup
559
00:21:55,919 –> 00:22:04,159
yes the the boat boneyard it’s
560
00:21:59,200 –> 00:22:09,840
oh that’s where we go to die
561
00:22:04,159 –> 00:22:11,760
oh my god what is wrong with us
562
00:22:09,840 –> 00:22:13,120
i mean lots of people go to a particular
563
00:22:11,760 –> 00:22:15,440
place to die
564
00:22:13,120 –> 00:22:17,039
and you know everyone dies at some point
565
00:22:15,440 –> 00:22:18,159
but don’t think about that don’t nope
566
00:22:17,039 –> 00:22:19,840
don’t think about it
567
00:22:18,159 –> 00:22:21,600
don’t you think about it he has another
568
00:22:19,840 –> 00:22:24,840
thousand yard stare but you realize that
569
00:22:21,600 –> 00:22:27,200
this time it is because he has accepted
570
00:22:24,840 –> 00:22:29,600
it
571
00:22:27,200 –> 00:22:36,240
i realized what i had said wrong
572
00:22:29,600 –> 00:22:38,400
[Laughter]
573
00:22:36,240 –> 00:22:40,400
more of the jerky that she is eating
574
00:22:38,400 –> 00:22:43,120
unbreaking from his stair he grabs it
575
00:22:40,400 –> 00:22:43,120
and starts eating it
576
00:22:44,159 –> 00:22:50,080
there there my friend it’s okay most of
577
00:22:47,360 –> 00:22:51,840
my family died on an altar
578
00:22:50,080 –> 00:22:53,760
that’s not one of the new words i know
579
00:22:51,840 –> 00:22:58,240
what’s an altar
580
00:22:53,760 –> 00:22:58,240
have you ever sacrificed something
581
00:22:59,200 –> 00:23:03,360
a thousand yards there say
582
00:23:02,240 –> 00:23:08,880
i think we’re gonna need to keep it to
583
00:23:03,360 –> 00:23:12,080
two syllable words
584
00:23:08,880 –> 00:23:12,480
have you ever killed something at this
585
00:23:12,080 –> 00:23:14,720
point
586
00:23:12,480 –> 00:23:16,720
friday chimes is like uh excuse me it’s
587
00:23:14,720 –> 00:23:18,480
not that this is not uh fascinating and
588
00:23:16,720 –> 00:23:18,960
i am terribly sorry to hear about your
589
00:23:18,480 –> 00:23:22,559
uh
590
00:23:18,960 –> 00:23:25,679
beloveds families uh trying to fit um
591
00:23:22,559 –> 00:23:28,080
perhaps and if i may be so bold um
592
00:23:25,679 –> 00:23:29,840
sniff’s friend could you perhaps take us
593
00:23:28,080 –> 00:23:30,480
to this bone yacht not to die just so
594
00:23:29,840 –> 00:23:32,640
that we may
595
00:23:30,480 –> 00:23:34,159
see it and then still finally breaks
596
00:23:32,640 –> 00:23:36,159
from his size yourself
597
00:23:34,159 –> 00:23:37,840
oh yeah i can do that as long as it’s
598
00:23:36,159 –> 00:23:40,159
not to die
599
00:23:37,840 –> 00:23:41,840
we promise you we will do our best to
600
00:23:40,159 –> 00:23:44,960
make sure that you don’t die
601
00:23:41,840 –> 00:23:47,200
at this bone yard i meant
602
00:23:44,960 –> 00:23:48,720
i thought you meant you am i gonna i’m
603
00:23:47,200 –> 00:23:50,799
gonna die at some point
604
00:23:48,720 –> 00:23:51,760
thousand yards there no no no no no no
605
00:23:50,799 –> 00:23:55,679
no you’re
606
00:23:51,760 –> 00:23:59,120
um no you’re not gonna die um
607
00:23:55,679 –> 00:24:01,679
as long as you’re a good boy
608
00:23:59,120 –> 00:24:05,840
oh this is very wrong yep you’re not
609
00:24:01,679 –> 00:24:05,840
gonna die as long as you’re good
610
00:24:15,840 –> 00:24:19,279
yeah so when tara actually looks angry
611
00:24:17,600 –> 00:24:20,640
with you arlo when you say that and she
612
00:24:19,279 –> 00:24:22,480
said
613
00:24:20,640 –> 00:24:25,679
you die whether or not you’re good or
614
00:24:22,480 –> 00:24:28,400
bad how dare you
615
00:24:25,679 –> 00:24:30,159
when tara again again we gotta lie
616
00:24:28,400 –> 00:24:32,080
sometimes you gotta
617
00:24:30,159 –> 00:24:33,600
i’m gonna i’m gonna we gotta work out a
618
00:24:32,080 –> 00:24:36,000
system for you
619
00:24:33,600 –> 00:24:37,520
intelligence is a burden and i was not
620
00:24:36,000 –> 00:24:39,279
ready
621
00:24:37,520 –> 00:24:41,120
at this point frightened just kind of
622
00:24:39,279 –> 00:24:42,880
like him and the other fun pals grab him
623
00:24:41,120 –> 00:24:45,279
and sort of drag him out like
624
00:24:42,880 –> 00:24:46,720
we’ll uh we’ll meet you by the stables
625
00:24:45,279 –> 00:24:48,720
when you guys are done uh
626
00:24:46,720 –> 00:24:50,559
explaining to your friend how it is best
627
00:24:48,720 –> 00:24:54,640
to lie otherwise let’s get going please
628
00:24:50,559 –> 00:25:01,840
we only have a few days and uh this is
629
00:24:54,640 –> 00:25:01,840
exhausting i’m inclined to agree
630
00:25:03,120 –> 00:25:06,960
you meet them over by the stables the
631
00:25:05,919 –> 00:25:10,320
same ones that
632
00:25:06,960 –> 00:25:12,080
you guys took to get to the untheren
633
00:25:10,320 –> 00:25:14,320
ruins the first time
634
00:25:12,080 –> 00:25:15,200
which means as you may have undoubtedly
635
00:25:14,320 –> 00:25:18,559
guessed
636
00:25:15,200 –> 00:25:22,080
there are nightmares there
637
00:25:18,559 –> 00:25:22,080
exclusively nightmares
638
00:25:23,440 –> 00:25:29,760
is there one that is less on fire no
639
00:25:27,679 –> 00:25:31,760
how high would a persuasion roll need to
640
00:25:29,760 –> 00:25:34,960
be to convince winter that it’s not
641
00:25:31,760 –> 00:25:38,320
fire but like just
642
00:25:34,960 –> 00:25:40,799
a really fancy mane
643
00:25:38,320 –> 00:25:41,360
sarah considering she knows what they
644
00:25:40,799 –> 00:25:43,360
are
645
00:25:41,360 –> 00:25:45,279
i don’t i don’t i don’t know that’d be a
646
00:25:43,360 –> 00:25:48,159
really hard persuasion role
647
00:25:45,279 –> 00:25:49,919
so probably above a 20. can we drug her
648
00:25:48,159 –> 00:25:53,279
like we did with uh or or
649
00:25:49,919 –> 00:25:54,960
or get her drunk like we did with uh
650
00:25:53,279 –> 00:25:56,400
we could do it like ba barakas and
651
00:25:54,960 –> 00:25:58,080
[ __ ] a team and just like
652
00:25:56,400 –> 00:26:01,200
you know drug her until she falls asleep
653
00:25:58,080 –> 00:26:03,279
and just kind of like tired of a horse
654
00:26:01,200 –> 00:26:04,400
oh yeah let’s drug the druid before we
655
00:26:03,279 –> 00:26:06,960
go into potential
656
00:26:04,400 –> 00:26:09,360
uh battle that’s a great idea guys we’ll
657
00:26:06,960 –> 00:26:11,120
wake you up
658
00:26:09,360 –> 00:26:12,559
but um what i was gonna say is actually
659
00:26:11,120 –> 00:26:14,159
when she sees the nightmares this time
660
00:26:12,559 –> 00:26:17,279
she just starts crying
661
00:26:14,159 –> 00:26:19,919
oh god when i
662
00:26:17,279 –> 00:26:22,799
made it sad don’t make me feel bad for
663
00:26:19,919 –> 00:26:22,799
my world building
664
00:26:23,120 –> 00:26:27,120
i have a chart of what she does and in
665
00:26:25,279 –> 00:26:29,360
the chart in which i rolled she started
666
00:26:27,120 –> 00:26:32,640
crying i’m sorry
667
00:26:29,360 –> 00:26:35,760
oh uh
668
00:26:32,640 –> 00:26:38,799
it appears that her trauma is coming up
669
00:26:35,760 –> 00:26:40,720
everything is still on fire and it’s so
670
00:26:38,799 –> 00:26:44,320
dry in the air here
671
00:26:40,720 –> 00:26:48,320
and it can’t i can’t keep doing this
672
00:26:44,320 –> 00:26:53,840
why is there so much fire oh and tara
673
00:26:48,320 –> 00:26:57,200
there’s only fire in one place
674
00:26:53,840 –> 00:26:59,039
but you want us to ride them
675
00:26:57,200 –> 00:27:00,240
how are we supposed to sit on them when
676
00:26:59,039 –> 00:27:03,760
there’s a fire
677
00:27:00,240 –> 00:27:05,600
and then it follows us so can i go up
678
00:27:03,760 –> 00:27:06,159
and touch one of the nightmares to show
679
00:27:05,600 –> 00:27:08,640
her that
680
00:27:06,159 –> 00:27:10,320
like she’s not gonna get hurt yes i’m
681
00:27:08,640 –> 00:27:11,679
sure seeing a t-fling someone who has
682
00:27:10,320 –> 00:27:13,520
natural fire resistance
683
00:27:11,679 –> 00:27:15,840
uh will definitely not have an issue
684
00:27:13,520 –> 00:27:15,840
with that
685
00:27:15,919 –> 00:27:22,880
i have a better idea you could go on
686
00:27:19,760 –> 00:27:24,559
all right arlo has like like like it’s
687
00:27:22,880 –> 00:27:26,159
it’s become very clear that we’re like
688
00:27:24,559 –> 00:27:28,799
on a time frame sort of thing in our
689
00:27:26,159 –> 00:27:29,760
like kind of like um titles up to when
690
00:27:28,799 –> 00:27:33,200
terry’s like hey
691
00:27:29,760 –> 00:27:34,480
look i know you’re scared of the fire so
692
00:27:33,200 –> 00:27:37,120
i’m going to make it so that the fire
693
00:27:34,480 –> 00:27:41,440
can’t hurt you all right
694
00:27:37,120 –> 00:27:41,440
and i’m going to cast stone skin on her
695
00:27:41,760 –> 00:27:45,279
what when tara doesn’t know but we know
696
00:27:43,600 –> 00:27:47,760
gameplay-wise is that it does nothing
697
00:27:45,279 –> 00:27:49,520
about fire the fire still won’t hurt her
698
00:27:47,760 –> 00:27:51,120
but like stone skin just gives her
699
00:27:49,520 –> 00:27:52,880
resistance to non-magical bludgeoning
700
00:27:51,120 –> 00:27:54,480
piercing and slashing damage but like
701
00:27:52,880 –> 00:27:56,399
as far as she knows like she sees that
702
00:27:54,480 –> 00:27:57,840
her skin has become his heart as stone
703
00:27:56,399 –> 00:27:59,840
and i don’t think she’s super familiar
704
00:27:57,840 –> 00:28:01,600
with volcanoes so yeah
705
00:27:59,840 –> 00:28:03,360
fair enough i mean no she’s not super
706
00:28:01,600 –> 00:28:06,880
familiar with volcanoes
707
00:28:03,360 –> 00:28:08,559
um i i burned a fourth level spell
708
00:28:06,880 –> 00:28:11,039
on getting you to get all this nightmare
709
00:28:08,559 –> 00:28:12,880
get on the horse
710
00:28:11,039 –> 00:28:14,159
fine better get like full better game
711
00:28:12,880 –> 00:28:17,039
and get all the damn points i’ve heard
712
00:28:14,159 –> 00:28:17,039
the front level spell
713
00:28:21,200 –> 00:28:24,960
that was a viable spell resource that is
714
00:28:23,520 –> 00:28:26,720
gone now
715
00:28:24,960 –> 00:28:28,640
okay yeah so when tara when tara
716
00:28:26,720 –> 00:28:32,399
sniffles a little bit and she’s like
717
00:28:28,640 –> 00:28:34,960
okay okay i will i’ll try
718
00:28:32,399 –> 00:28:35,679
as you guys mount up to the horse when
719
00:28:34,960 –> 00:28:39,120
tara
720
00:28:35,679 –> 00:28:39,120
sniffling the entire time
721
00:28:39,440 –> 00:28:49,039
cal actually uh comes up to you guys
722
00:28:44,720 –> 00:28:52,559
oh y’all uh and out there again
723
00:28:49,039 –> 00:28:55,279
ah yes uh mr dera we are going to be
724
00:28:52,559 –> 00:28:58,559
utilizing the nightmares for uh
725
00:28:55,279 –> 00:29:00,240
travel ah well that’s going to be 50
726
00:28:58,559 –> 00:29:03,919
gold a piece
727
00:29:00,240 –> 00:29:04,400
uh we’re not going to pay you that
728
00:29:03,919 –> 00:29:07,360
for the shot
729
00:29:04,400 –> 00:29:09,919
[Laughter]
730
00:29:07,360 –> 00:29:10,720
though i assume you’re going out there
731
00:29:09,919 –> 00:29:13,600
to find that
732
00:29:10,720 –> 00:29:14,799
uh fugitive guy that the short squad
733
00:29:13,600 –> 00:29:16,960
over there was uh
734
00:29:14,799 –> 00:29:18,000
supposed to track down the first time
735
00:29:16,960 –> 00:29:20,320
yeah
736
00:29:18,000 –> 00:29:22,080
yeah more or less that’s our our thing
737
00:29:20,320 –> 00:29:25,200
we’re going for gotta find the
738
00:29:22,080 –> 00:29:27,440
gotta find them knowles you know
739
00:29:25,200 –> 00:29:29,279
you look over at the fun pals as you say
740
00:29:27,440 –> 00:29:31,860
that and all three of them are giving
741
00:29:29,279 –> 00:29:35,760
synchronized middle fingers to cal
742
00:29:31,860 –> 00:29:36,960
[Laughter]
743
00:29:35,760 –> 00:29:39,200
i don’t think they like when you call
744
00:29:36,960 –> 00:29:40,640
them the shorty squad
745
00:29:39,200 –> 00:29:42,080
that’s all right it’s their fault they
746
00:29:40,640 –> 00:29:43,919
[ __ ] up and he gives one back in
747
00:29:42,080 –> 00:29:46,480
return
748
00:29:43,919 –> 00:29:48,399
though i think this might help you out a
749
00:29:46,480 –> 00:29:50,320
little bit with your success now i
750
00:29:48,399 –> 00:29:52,320
realize that um
751
00:29:50,320 –> 00:29:54,080
you know red dragonborn may not be as
752
00:29:52,320 –> 00:29:55,919
familiar with this particular little
753
00:29:54,080 –> 00:29:58,000
thing here but uh
754
00:29:55,919 –> 00:29:59,440
and now i figure you’ve been down here
755
00:29:58,000 –> 00:30:02,960
long enough they might picked off
756
00:29:59,440 –> 00:30:05,600
on some of the brass or maybe even
757
00:30:02,960 –> 00:30:07,200
golden tendencies he kind of looks at
758
00:30:05,600 –> 00:30:09,440
you knowingly
759
00:30:07,200 –> 00:30:11,840
and i think this might do you some good
760
00:30:09,440 –> 00:30:15,919
and he tosses you a piece of rope
761
00:30:11,840 –> 00:30:18,720
neat rope ah come on man you should know
762
00:30:15,919 –> 00:30:21,200
bearing that ain’t just any rope
763
00:30:18,720 –> 00:30:23,200
that is actually something that the
764
00:30:21,200 –> 00:30:24,399
demon folk down here like to use in
765
00:30:23,200 –> 00:30:26,000
order to uh
766
00:30:24,399 –> 00:30:28,240
wrangle up these nightmares here when
767
00:30:26,000 –> 00:30:31,919
they get loose
768
00:30:28,240 –> 00:30:35,200
something called the wrangler’s lasso
769
00:30:31,919 –> 00:30:36,000
apparently it is way stronger than most
770
00:30:35,200 –> 00:30:39,279
ropes
771
00:30:36,000 –> 00:30:41,679
even some magical ropes so i think that
772
00:30:39,279 –> 00:30:44,399
might come in handy for you
773
00:30:41,679 –> 00:30:46,799
i shall use this with a great discretion
774
00:30:44,399 –> 00:30:48,240
thank you mr dara
775
00:30:46,799 –> 00:30:51,039
well first of all i highly doubt that
776
00:30:48,240 –> 00:30:53,840
but best of luck to you
777
00:30:51,039 –> 00:30:54,080
and good luck to you as well after all
778
00:30:53,840 –> 00:30:56,720
it
779
00:30:54,080 –> 00:30:58,559
uh i hear that uh the the punishments
780
00:30:56,720 –> 00:31:02,240
can be pretty severe for
781
00:30:58,559 –> 00:31:04,240
a guardsman who loses his helmet what
782
00:31:02,240 –> 00:31:05,919
i i steal his helmet and then jump on a
783
00:31:04,240 –> 00:31:10,240
nightmare
784
00:31:05,919 –> 00:31:10,240
roll an opposed sleight of hand
785
00:31:15,679 –> 00:31:21,360
so that is that’s 12.
786
00:31:20,080 –> 00:31:23,200
oh well i don’t even need to bother
787
00:31:21,360 –> 00:31:25,679
looking at what his stuff is then
788
00:31:23,200 –> 00:31:26,960
you reach for it and then he immediately
789
00:31:25,679 –> 00:31:30,080
grabs your head and says
790
00:31:26,960 –> 00:31:33,360
move along sal
791
00:31:30,080 –> 00:31:37,279
i’m gonna get that helmet go back on
792
00:31:33,360 –> 00:31:37,279
i literally just gave you something
793
00:31:37,679 –> 00:31:43,919
dick so that particular item
794
00:31:41,120 –> 00:31:46,080
is as you may undoubtedly guess
795
00:31:43,919 –> 00:31:48,640
something else that i created
796
00:31:46,080 –> 00:31:49,679
and it allows you to make ranged
797
00:31:48,640 –> 00:31:52,720
grapples
798
00:31:49,679 –> 00:31:54,960
from 30 feet away neat
799
00:31:52,720 –> 00:31:56,640
if you do it on a large or smaller
800
00:31:54,960 –> 00:31:58,799
creature they are restrained if you do
801
00:31:56,640 –> 00:32:00,960
it to a huge or gargantuan creature
802
00:31:58,799 –> 00:32:02,880
then their speed is halved and attacks
803
00:32:00,960 –> 00:32:03,840
on creatures other than you are made
804
00:32:02,880 –> 00:32:06,080
with disadvantage
805
00:32:03,840 –> 00:32:07,519
they can attempt to escape with a
806
00:32:06,080 –> 00:32:09,440
strength saving throw equal to your
807
00:32:07,519 –> 00:32:12,840
spell save dc
808
00:32:09,440 –> 00:32:14,000
if they succeed the rope breaks and
809
00:32:12,840 –> 00:32:15,440
otherwise
810
00:32:14,000 –> 00:32:17,200
you know they’re still restrained but
811
00:32:15,440 –> 00:32:20,159
you can always fix it with a
812
00:32:17,200 –> 00:32:23,039
mending spell or it will repair itself
813
00:32:20,159 –> 00:32:26,320
automatically after a long rest
814
00:32:23,039 –> 00:32:29,760
neat and with that you all head off
815
00:32:26,320 –> 00:32:33,519
into the desert in order to track
816
00:32:29,760 –> 00:32:36,159
down emor and his rogue
817
00:32:33,519 –> 00:32:36,159
knolls
818
00:32:38,240 –> 00:32:44,559
after some time you guys make your way
819
00:32:42,399 –> 00:32:45,519
through the desert and start to notice
820
00:32:44,559 –> 00:32:49,039
that there are
821
00:32:45,519 –> 00:32:52,559
a lot of half-buried skeletal
822
00:32:49,039 –> 00:32:53,600
remains of various creatures some appear
823
00:32:52,559 –> 00:32:55,600
to be
824
00:32:53,600 –> 00:32:57,360
dinosaurs other appear to be more
825
00:32:55,600 –> 00:32:59,360
humanoid
826
00:32:57,360 –> 00:33:02,240
however as you continue to follow
827
00:32:59,360 –> 00:33:05,600
sniff’s directions
828
00:33:02,240 –> 00:33:08,720
you eventually come across
829
00:33:05,600 –> 00:33:11,200
more knoll skeletons
830
00:33:08,720 –> 00:33:12,960
and as you progress even further along
831
00:33:11,200 –> 00:33:16,159
they start turning into piles of
832
00:33:12,960 –> 00:33:18,720
rocks and dug up mounds of dirt almost
833
00:33:16,159 –> 00:33:22,640
as if they were graves
834
00:33:18,720 –> 00:33:25,440
everyone roll me a perception check 14
835
00:33:22,640 –> 00:33:27,039
not 20. wait hold on why am i doing this
836
00:33:25,440 –> 00:33:29,360
you have the sort of warning
837
00:33:27,039 –> 00:33:31,039
oh yeah oh wait yeah right let me
838
00:33:29,360 –> 00:33:32,640
correct what i just said then don’t give
839
00:33:31,039 –> 00:33:33,279
me any perception checks forget it it’s
840
00:33:32,640 –> 00:33:35,039
worthless
841
00:33:33,279 –> 00:33:37,519
stranger danger stranger danger we got
842
00:33:35,039 –> 00:33:40,960
trouble [ __ ] sounds about right
843
00:33:37,519 –> 00:33:45,279
as several of the mounds
844
00:33:40,960 –> 00:33:48,480
begin to upend themselves
845
00:33:45,279 –> 00:33:52,720
and you guys find yourselves
846
00:33:48,480 –> 00:33:57,120
surrounded by skeletal knoll
847
00:33:52,720 –> 00:33:59,600
remains everyone
848
00:33:57,120 –> 00:34:01,919
roll initiative i’m gonna go on a limb
849
00:33:59,600 –> 00:34:05,519
here and say these qualify as undead
850
00:34:01,919 –> 00:34:09,359
no no yeah uh dirty 20 19.
851
00:34:05,519 –> 00:34:09,679
i got a three e okay surprising no one
852
00:34:09,359 –> 00:34:14,079
as
853
00:34:09,679 –> 00:34:17,679
always safe you are up first
854
00:34:14,079 –> 00:34:21,760
excellent um i’m gonna draw my bow
855
00:34:17,679 –> 00:34:25,359
pick an enemy and shoot 15 hits
856
00:34:21,760 –> 00:34:28,320
six all right you
857
00:34:25,359 –> 00:34:29,599
knock the arm off of one of them but it
858
00:34:28,320 –> 00:34:32,879
is still moving
859
00:34:29,599 –> 00:34:34,079
seemingly undeterred can i use a bonus
860
00:34:32,879 –> 00:34:35,760
action to fire again
861
00:34:34,079 –> 00:34:37,839
you did take crossbow expert didn’t you
862
00:34:35,760 –> 00:34:41,280
i did yes then yes
863
00:34:37,839 –> 00:34:43,359
16 still hits six again
864
00:34:41,280 –> 00:34:46,800
uh this time you knock his head off and
865
00:34:43,359 –> 00:34:46,800
it falls down dead er
866
00:34:47,040 –> 00:34:50,320
one down you’re still horribly
867
00:34:48,480 –> 00:34:51,919
surrounded by a lot of these things
868
00:34:50,320 –> 00:34:53,679
how many are there total worldwide
869
00:34:51,919 –> 00:34:54,800
perception checks wait all of us are
870
00:34:53,679 –> 00:34:59,359
just winter
871
00:34:54,800 –> 00:35:02,400
i have all of you guys 25. i got a 16.
872
00:34:59,359 –> 00:35:03,920
i got a 13. yeah no quintera you’re able
873
00:35:02,400 –> 00:35:06,000
to clock that
874
00:35:03,920 –> 00:35:07,839
until about five seconds ago there were
875
00:35:06,000 –> 00:35:12,400
30 of these things
876
00:35:07,839 –> 00:35:12,400
holy [ __ ] now there’s 29. you’re up
877
00:35:14,839 –> 00:35:19,119
well
878
00:35:16,300 –> 00:35:21,119
[Music]
879
00:35:19,119 –> 00:35:22,400
yes yes we know this ends with you just
880
00:35:21,119 –> 00:35:24,480
let everyone else have fun
881
00:35:22,400 –> 00:35:25,839
no that’s fine i’m just chilling i’m
882
00:35:24,480 –> 00:35:29,839
just hanging out there’s no reason
883
00:35:25,839 –> 00:35:33,280
i’m just humming for unrelated reasons
884
00:35:29,839 –> 00:35:36,400
many of them could i get in
885
00:35:33,280 –> 00:35:37,359
like from five f from five feet from
886
00:35:36,400 –> 00:35:40,560
another one
887
00:35:37,359 –> 00:35:41,280
i would say it wouldn’t be difficult for
888
00:35:40,560 –> 00:35:43,280
you to get
889
00:35:41,280 –> 00:35:44,560
one within five foot of either side of
890
00:35:43,280 –> 00:35:46,560
another so
891
00:35:44,560 –> 00:35:47,920
you could get upwards of three within
892
00:35:46,560 –> 00:35:51,680
that logic
893
00:35:47,920 –> 00:35:54,560
god why are there thirtieth
894
00:35:51,680 –> 00:35:54,560
i don’t know i couldn’t tell you
895
00:35:56,320 –> 00:36:02,079
it has nothing to do with uh challenge
896
00:35:59,040 –> 00:36:04,320
ratings versus how many of us there are
897
00:36:02,079 –> 00:36:05,200
or the presence of someone who may be
898
00:36:04,320 –> 00:36:07,520
you know
899
00:36:05,200 –> 00:36:09,839
very well equipped for this but you know
900
00:36:07,520 –> 00:36:12,400
who could who could say who could tell
901
00:36:09,839 –> 00:36:13,359
okay um yeah then i guess i’m just gonna
902
00:36:12,400 –> 00:36:17,520
ice knife
903
00:36:13,359 –> 00:36:20,160
one of them um so let me see
904
00:36:17,520 –> 00:36:20,960
range spell to hit that is a 19 on the
905
00:36:20,160 –> 00:36:25,040
die
906
00:36:20,960 –> 00:36:28,560
so it’s a 25 to hit it’s okay
907
00:36:25,040 –> 00:36:31,599
so the one i hit takes six
908
00:36:28,560 –> 00:36:33,450
yeah six piercing and then
909
00:36:31,599 –> 00:36:34,960
that explodes and
910
00:36:33,450 –> 00:36:39,200
[Music]
911
00:36:34,960 –> 00:36:43,440
any other ones take six cold damage
912
00:36:39,200 –> 00:36:47,040
on a deck save yeah uh what’s your dc
913
00:36:43,440 –> 00:36:48,240
- one of them gets hit okay we’ll say
914
00:36:47,040 –> 00:36:48,800
it’s the one that you stuck but the
915
00:36:48,240 –> 00:36:51,760
other two
916
00:36:48,800 –> 00:36:53,200
somehow managed to dodge out of the way
917
00:36:51,760 –> 00:36:55,119
uh but that one is
918
00:36:53,200 –> 00:36:56,560
super dead so congratulations you’ve
919
00:36:55,119 –> 00:36:59,599
killed another one
920
00:36:56,560 –> 00:37:02,880
okay there’s 28.
921
00:36:59,599 –> 00:37:05,680
yep is that it for you
922
00:37:02,880 –> 00:37:06,800
yep all right cool next up is sniffs
923
00:37:05,680 –> 00:37:10,079
sniffs is going to
924
00:37:06,800 –> 00:37:11,119
grab his spear
925
00:37:10,079 –> 00:37:13,200
you know what no he i don’t think he
926
00:37:11,119 –> 00:37:14,480
would have had his weapons on him or if
927
00:37:13,200 –> 00:37:15,680
i wouldn’t even give him weapons
928
00:37:14,480 –> 00:37:18,000
he’ll just run up and try and bite one
929
00:37:15,680 –> 00:37:20,240
of them oh
930
00:37:18,000 –> 00:37:22,240
he just barely manages to do it deals a
931
00:37:20,240 –> 00:37:23,359
whopping four points of damage to one of
932
00:37:22,240 –> 00:37:25,760
them
933
00:37:23,359 –> 00:37:26,640
he has accomplished nothing he did his
934
00:37:25,760 –> 00:37:29,599
best
935
00:37:26,640 –> 00:37:31,119
he’s trying he really is uh now it is
936
00:37:29,599 –> 00:37:33,599
the fun pals turn
937
00:37:31,119 –> 00:37:36,480
let’s go ahead and breeze through these
938
00:37:33,599 –> 00:37:40,079
ones so we can get to the main event uh
939
00:37:36,480 –> 00:37:43,040
friday we’ll just do a vicious mockery
940
00:37:40,079 –> 00:37:43,920
on the one that sniffs is attempting to
941
00:37:43,040 –> 00:37:47,520
chew
942
00:37:43,920 –> 00:37:49,599
it fails so it will take
943
00:37:47,520 –> 00:37:51,440
four points of damage it’s almost dead
944
00:37:49,599 –> 00:37:54,720
knife and shoots an arrow
945
00:37:51,440 –> 00:37:58,160
it hits that one’s dead and
946
00:37:54,720 –> 00:38:01,359
p what can p do
947
00:37:58,160 –> 00:38:03,200
he will just do firebolt
948
00:38:01,359 –> 00:38:04,400
he weakens another one significantly
949
00:38:03,200 –> 00:38:06,480
arlo finish this
950
00:38:04,400 –> 00:38:08,240
uh how many of them are within a 30 foot
951
00:38:06,480 –> 00:38:10,640
radius of me in any direction
952
00:38:08,240 –> 00:38:11,760
all of them um can they all make wisdom
953
00:38:10,640 –> 00:38:13,680
saving throws please
954
00:38:11,760 –> 00:38:16,400
i’ll just do one big collective one to
955
00:38:13,680 –> 00:38:16,400
save trouble
956
00:38:16,839 –> 00:38:22,160
hmm well
957
00:38:18,720 –> 00:38:25,839
let’s see with their ever so
958
00:38:22,160 –> 00:38:29,280
impressive negative three to wisdom
959
00:38:25,839 –> 00:38:33,040
oh god coupled with a powerful
960
00:38:29,280 –> 00:38:36,240
eight on the die oh god
961
00:38:33,040 –> 00:38:39,599
you’re gonna go ahead and assume a five
962
00:38:36,240 –> 00:38:41,920
don’t do it um it’s not so i’m
963
00:38:39,599 –> 00:38:43,200
using my my my channel divinity i don’t
964
00:38:41,920 –> 00:38:45,280
know if anyone’s ever heard of it but
965
00:38:43,200 –> 00:38:48,240
it’s called turn undead
966
00:38:45,280 –> 00:38:48,960
and um well first things first um since
967
00:38:48,240 –> 00:38:52,079
i’m
968
00:38:48,960 –> 00:38:52,560
above level five uh uh are they all of a
969
00:38:52,079 –> 00:38:55,599
cr
970
00:38:52,560 –> 00:38:55,920
of one half or lower because um if uh
971
00:38:55,599 –> 00:39:01,839
they
972
00:38:55,920 –> 00:39:01,839
are then they are dead
973
00:39:01,920 –> 00:39:05,839
oh darn if only i had thought of this
974
00:39:04,480 –> 00:39:09,599
beforehand
975
00:39:05,839 –> 00:39:12,000
if only i had thought of this
976
00:39:09,599 –> 00:39:13,760
god damn it this brings me back to the
977
00:39:12,000 –> 00:39:15,440
time like where i ran a halloween
978
00:39:13,760 –> 00:39:17,359
one-shot not on the podcast
979
00:39:15,440 –> 00:39:19,760
and i was like i remember saying ahead
980
00:39:17,359 –> 00:39:23,359
of time i was like no clerics
981
00:39:19,760 –> 00:39:25,280
just no you can’t they’re too good at
982
00:39:23,359 –> 00:39:28,320
all of the things that i would use
983
00:39:25,280 –> 00:39:30,400
yeah no that and no paladins because
984
00:39:28,320 –> 00:39:31,839
what would have happened then is
985
00:39:30,400 –> 00:39:32,880
something similar to what happens right
986
00:39:31,839 –> 00:39:36,160
now where they all
987
00:39:32,880 –> 00:39:37,839
scatter into dust and uh everyone may be
988
00:39:36,160 –> 00:39:41,119
constitution saving throws
989
00:39:37,839 –> 00:39:45,520
ah natural 20 okay that’s uh
990
00:39:41,119 –> 00:39:46,880
- okay 19. the fun pal starts sneezing
991
00:39:45,520 –> 00:39:48,800
because they got a little bit of dust
992
00:39:46,880 –> 00:39:51,599
off their nose otherwise they’re fine
993
00:39:48,800 –> 00:39:53,520
huh i’d imagine that was like this like
994
00:39:51,599 –> 00:39:55,359
huge horde of undead
995
00:39:53,520 –> 00:39:57,119
and arlo looks around and gets too
996
00:39:55,359 –> 00:39:58,960
excited they were like oh my god we’re
997
00:39:57,119 –> 00:40:00,000
done for it all i was like
998
00:39:58,960 –> 00:40:01,680
like the reason he’s so low in
999
00:40:00,000 –> 00:40:03,440
initiative is that he was just like
1000
00:40:01,680 –> 00:40:04,640
being kind of a dick like oh it’s gonna
1001
00:40:03,440 –> 00:40:06,319
be so [ __ ] cool
1002
00:40:04,640 –> 00:40:08,560
they’re like ah they’re gonna overtake
1003
00:40:06,319 –> 00:40:10,160
us and alice walks out no they’re not
1004
00:40:08,560 –> 00:40:12,640
and he bangs on his shield and holy
1005
00:40:10,160 –> 00:40:13,520
light just like sprays out in like this
1006
00:40:12,640 –> 00:40:16,319
[ __ ] like
1007
00:40:13,520 –> 00:40:17,200
laser beam in a [ __ ] 360 degree
1008
00:40:16,319 –> 00:40:19,440
radius
1009
00:40:17,200 –> 00:40:21,359
and just like zap some dead like [ __ ]
1010
00:40:19,440 –> 00:40:23,359
a bug zapper
1011
00:40:21,359 –> 00:40:24,800
and then like when the dust clears arlo
1012
00:40:23,359 –> 00:40:28,160
just over there like yeah
1013
00:40:24,800 –> 00:40:31,520
yeah you’re welcome by the way
1014
00:40:28,160 –> 00:40:32,800
thank you thank you very much
1015
00:40:31,520 –> 00:40:35,760
that is the greatest use of channel
1016
00:40:32,800 –> 00:40:37,920
divinity i will ever achieve
1017
00:40:35,760 –> 00:40:39,200
yeah no the the thurgy wasn’t really
1018
00:40:37,920 –> 00:40:41,119
meant to deter you guys it’s more just
1019
00:40:39,200 –> 00:40:44,079
meant to encourage the super obvious use
1020
00:40:41,119 –> 00:40:44,079
of channel divinity
1021
00:40:45,920 –> 00:40:49,440
so you guys continue to make your way
1022
00:40:48,880 –> 00:40:53,040
through
1023
00:40:49,440 –> 00:40:55,440
the bones grays and all that stuff
1024
00:40:53,040 –> 00:40:56,880
and eventually you start to hear
1025
00:40:55,440 –> 00:41:01,040
something
1026
00:40:56,880 –> 00:41:07,839
chanting it’s quiet at first
1027
00:41:01,040 –> 00:41:07,839
but after a while it starts to pick up
1028
00:41:12,960 –> 00:41:18,079
you follow the chanting and find if you
1029
00:41:15,680 –> 00:41:21,680
guys remember the first time you saw
1030
00:41:18,079 –> 00:41:25,520
emor and his congregation it was not
1031
00:41:21,680 –> 00:41:26,960
terribly large it is far larger this
1032
00:41:25,520 –> 00:41:29,680
time
1033
00:41:26,960 –> 00:41:31,359
oh looks like that boner boys really got
1034
00:41:29,680 –> 00:41:34,079
himself some followers
1035
00:41:31,359 –> 00:41:36,079
his rigid determination has managed to
1036
00:41:34,079 –> 00:41:38,800
attract knowles from all over
1037
00:41:36,079 –> 00:41:39,760
and you see that there are several
1038
00:41:38,800 –> 00:41:42,160
unarmed
1039
00:41:39,760 –> 00:41:43,920
knolls but there are also some who do
1040
00:41:42,160 –> 00:41:46,880
appear to be more
1041
00:41:43,920 –> 00:41:48,000
well armed including some that are to
1042
00:41:46,880 –> 00:41:49,839
his side
1043
00:41:48,000 –> 00:41:52,640
others that also appear to be writing
1044
00:41:49,839 –> 00:41:55,920
these weird demonic dog-like things
1045
00:41:52,640 –> 00:41:59,760
with scorpion tails but
1046
00:41:55,920 –> 00:42:02,960
you do of course see emor
1047
00:41:59,760 –> 00:42:08,000
still bearing his crown
1048
00:42:02,960 –> 00:42:11,920
of stones as they hover around his head
1049
00:42:08,000 –> 00:42:15,599
however you see something else as well
1050
00:42:11,920 –> 00:42:19,040
embedded in his chest is a black
1051
00:42:15,599 –> 00:42:22,000
crystal and it is in there deep
1052
00:42:19,040 –> 00:42:23,440
and he seems different the first time
1053
00:42:22,000 –> 00:42:26,400
that you saw him
1054
00:42:23,440 –> 00:42:27,200
he was very arrogant he was really just
1055
00:42:26,400 –> 00:42:29,440
eating up
1056
00:42:27,200 –> 00:42:32,000
the crowd as they chanted his name he
1057
00:42:29,440 –> 00:42:35,280
was boasting about his own greatness
1058
00:42:32,000 –> 00:42:39,520
but now he looks ravenous
1059
00:42:35,280 –> 00:42:42,640
angry bloodthirsty
1060
00:42:39,520 –> 00:42:44,240
is he even bigger than before yes
1061
00:42:42,640 –> 00:42:45,520
oh man guys there’s nothing more
1062
00:42:44,240 –> 00:42:48,000
dangerous than like when you think a
1063
00:42:45,520 –> 00:42:51,440
boner is all the way erect and then
1064
00:42:48,000 –> 00:42:54,640
you realize it was only at half-mast
1065
00:42:51,440 –> 00:42:56,839
what the [ __ ] andrew
1066
00:42:54,640 –> 00:42:59,839
you now see before he was only at half
1067
00:42:56,839 –> 00:42:59,839
chub
1068
00:43:00,960 –> 00:43:07,359
i’m so upset i just
1069
00:43:04,079 –> 00:43:07,359
what [ __ ]
1070
00:43:07,520 –> 00:43:15,359
why my dad analogy
1071
00:43:11,200 –> 00:43:18,960
i i’m so upset
1072
00:43:15,359 –> 00:43:27,839
you married that i did
1073
00:43:18,960 –> 00:43:27,839
yeah i did
1074
00:43:30,240 –> 00:43:35,200
i can just hear the doneness in
1075
00:43:32,240 –> 00:43:40,160
christina’s size
1076
00:43:35,200 –> 00:43:43,359
so what indeed my friend
1077
00:43:40,160 –> 00:43:47,680
what indeed how many nulls are there
1078
00:43:43,359 –> 00:43:50,400
i think the rave in the matrix
1079
00:43:47,680 –> 00:43:51,440
reloaded size not all of them have
1080
00:43:50,400 –> 00:43:53,680
weapons though
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some of them appear to just be gnolls
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like not the kind that would like go out
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on a raid but
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village knolls if that makes sense like
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commoner stats knows
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yeah i looked to the i looked to my
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group and i think
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so what you guys think we can take them
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or what do you want to do
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i can say with confidence that i don’t
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want to die
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one second because sleep is loud
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emore holds up a hand sniffs the air
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and shout introduce
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and the knolls begin to scatter
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and that is where we shall pause our
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tale for now
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hello everyone jordan here we have a few
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plugs shout out as well as a few
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[Music]
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so
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you gruesome oath do you see anything
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that you like
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00:46:46,720 –> 00:46:50,480
i mean i guess there’s some good stuff
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00:46:48,400 –> 00:46:52,720
here but i don’t know it’s all too
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00:46:50,480 –> 00:46:53,760
pretty for my taste yeah i think it’s
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00:46:52,720 –> 00:46:56,480
more like
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for the ever man and uh don’t sacrifice
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our comfort in any way
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i’m going to ignore how hurtful that
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00:47:00,400 –> 00:47:04,240
comment was
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let’s see something that has been tended
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for any one person
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but also is comfortable
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00:47:09,119 –> 00:47:12,640
i’m going to do something i normally
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00:47:10,319 –> 00:47:14,240
wouldn’t do and recommend a competitor
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00:47:12,640 –> 00:47:16,720
have you thought about black feather
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apparel
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00:47:16,800 –> 00:47:21,760
black feather apparel is an online
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00:47:18,880 –> 00:47:24,400
retailer that sells a wide variety of
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graphic tees
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i do like me a graphic tee not only that
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00:47:27,280 –> 00:47:30,480
but they
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00:47:27,839 –> 00:47:31,200
also have several hoodies that are
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equally
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as gorgeous as they are comfortable
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00:47:34,960 –> 00:47:39,200
all right well what about like my lower
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00:47:37,119 –> 00:47:40,400
half i’m glad that my upper hand will be
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00:47:39,200 –> 00:47:42,640
nice and comfy but i don’t want my
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00:47:40,400 –> 00:47:45,040
butter to get all chilly
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my goodness you’re so borish fortunately
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00:47:45,040 –> 00:47:49,119
they also carry several different
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00:47:46,960 –> 00:47:52,400
sweatpants and leggings each as
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comfortable as the last
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00:47:52,400 –> 00:47:56,079
yeah i guess i’ll go with that sounds
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00:47:54,240 –> 00:47:58,000
like a much better fit than your crap
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we’re gonna find them my goodness i hate
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00:47:58,000 –> 00:48:03,440
you so much you can find them
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00:47:59,839 –> 00:48:05,119
at blackfeatherapparel.com you can also
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00:48:03,440 –> 00:48:06,640
find them on facebook and instagram
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00:48:05,119 –> 00:48:10,680
under the same name
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00:48:06,640 –> 00:48:13,680
remember you big stupid oaf it’s
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00:48:10,680 –> 00:48:13,680
blackfeatherapparel.com
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00:48:14,640 –> 00:48:18,960
there are already dinosaurs here not in
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00:48:17,359 –> 00:48:20,800
the town
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00:48:18,960 –> 00:48:23,359
i mean they’re generally around they’ll
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be like oh man a deer got in and there
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00:48:23,359 –> 00:48:25,920
was like oh
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00:48:24,079 –> 00:48:27,280
panic you’re like no there’s a deer
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00:48:25,920 –> 00:48:28,319
they’re outside sometimes they get
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inside
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00:48:28,319 –> 00:48:31,839
like the general okay but to get people
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00:48:30,000 –> 00:48:35,599
to be to be fair
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00:48:31,839 –> 00:48:38,400
zell is a huge creature so
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00:48:35,599 –> 00:48:40,319
yes no as opposed to all those very very
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00:48:38,400 –> 00:48:44,720
small dinosaurs that
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00:48:40,319 –> 00:48:44,720
they bothered to give stats into in dnd
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00:48:44,880 –> 00:48:47,760
yes i’m just saying you’ve described
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00:48:46,319 –> 00:48:49,280
this thing as the size of a bus i feel
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00:48:47,760 –> 00:48:51,280
like that warrants some special
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00:48:49,280 –> 00:48:55,040
attention
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00:48:51,280 –> 00:48:56,880
all right dear showed up
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00:48:55,040 –> 00:48:57,839
when tara is just like petting zell on
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00:48:56,880 –> 00:48:59,839
the head and like giving them
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00:48:57,839 –> 00:49:01,599
disapproving glances like assuming that
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00:48:59,839 –> 00:49:03,839
she would ever use him for like
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attacking a town just like what the [ __ ]
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00:49:03,839 –> 00:49:08,720
is wrong with you kind of
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00:49:04,960 –> 00:49:11,359
looks i mean what if the town burned
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00:49:08,720 –> 00:49:11,359
down a forest
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00:49:11,839 –> 00:49:16,880
that’s a different story supposed to be
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00:49:14,559 –> 00:49:17,920
a quick little nothing thing i said can
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we move on
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00:49:17,920 –> 00:49:22,480
yeah all right yes thank you christ
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00:49:22,640 –> 00:49:28,079
never mind okay
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00:49:25,839 –> 00:49:28,880
i was going to see if fryden maybe had
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00:49:28,079 –> 00:49:31,119
uh
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00:49:28,880 –> 00:49:32,800
calm emotions but he did not the closest
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00:49:31,119 –> 00:49:35,920
he had to that was the fear spell which
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00:49:32,800 –> 00:49:35,920
i don’t think is the one i want
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let’s make this infinitely times worse
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00:49:38,720 –> 00:49:44,000
great idea
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00:49:40,800 –> 00:49:47,520
i am just a sing oh
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00:49:44,000 –> 00:49:48,960
oh no i instead made it very worse
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00:49:47,520 –> 00:49:50,480
it is just like when someone gets
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00:49:48,960 –> 00:49:52,000
someone pregnant by accident and then
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00:49:50,480 –> 00:49:52,720
they’re like we must get married out of
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00:49:52,000 –> 00:49:56,240
wedlock
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00:49:52,720 –> 00:49:58,000
oh god seriously if anyone out there is
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00:49:56,240 –> 00:49:59,280
listening and like you got like you you
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00:49:58,000 –> 00:50:01,359
know you had a night with someone and
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00:49:59,280 –> 00:50:03,359
then like someone is now pregnant
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00:50:01,359 –> 00:50:04,960
don’t just use that as a reason to get
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00:50:03,359 –> 00:50:05,920
married marriages should be like based
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00:50:04,960 –> 00:50:07,200
on love
1236
00:50:05,920 –> 00:50:09,680
that is essentially taking a bad
1237
00:50:07,200 –> 00:50:11,760
situation and going oh my god
1238
00:50:09,680 –> 00:50:13,599
we have to make this immediately worse
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00:50:11,760 –> 00:50:16,640
right now
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00:50:13,599 –> 00:50:19,680
all right okay
1241
00:50:16,640 –> 00:50:22,559
that is my psa for today thank you it is
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greatly appreciated
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