The Agents and the Fun Pals, along with Sniffs, have come to Snapdra Agon in the hopes of tracking down Immor and the wayward gnolls. But will she be able to help, and what other unseen threats loom in the shadows?
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hello everyone
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and welcome back to agents of damned
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our dnd let’s play podcast featuring
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myself your
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sometimes benevolent often malevolent
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dungeon master
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jordan roman and as always i am joined
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by my fellow players
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hi guys i’m katie and i play safe
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hey everyone i’m christina and i play
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wintera and i’m drew mclean and by
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bahamut’s beautiful boardwalk billies
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i play the good dr arlo aegon my god he
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has so many
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like just so much capital he’s a he’s a
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real real estate mogul
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and you are a war domain cleric
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what is real estate but war with
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property
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conquering the market remind me to never
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play monopoly with you
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i hope we have like at least like one
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fan who’s like a real estate agent and
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then there’s like clapping like
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yes that was for you
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insurance ted insurance
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oh we have a real estate agent like yes
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insurance ted
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just to show how into that world i am
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so recap yes please do it
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all right cool last time the agents and
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the fun pals examined the statue
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of vincent the divine while initially
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believing the statue was depicting ash
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fryden noted that it was odd that a
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dragon would have a
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non-traconic name as most of the teams
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searched for any additional clues about
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the nulls or ash
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when tara contacted ryan to inform her
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that the fun pals had been
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found and of the statue
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when when tara mentioned the name of
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vincent the divine
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ryan became oddly silent claiming not
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only
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that despite the appearance the statue
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was not of ash
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but also that she knew who vincent
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truly was after ending the call both
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teams
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flew out of the ravine and back into the
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ruins proper
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however they found that the caverns were
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completely
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abandoned upon reaching the entrance of
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the ruins
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they were ambushed
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by a lone null named sniffs
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after quickly restraining him they began
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the lengthy and
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largely fruitless process of
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interrogating him
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despite how dense sniffs was they did
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eventually manage to learn that ash had
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spoken with the null leader
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emor and used a dark crystal to force
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his compliance in his plans
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however they were not able to determine
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where emor
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and the knolls had gone despite the
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setback
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arlo mentioned that he had a contact in
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the capital city
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of dirad thymar that might be able to
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help them
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track the wayward gnolls and stones
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the contact was his aunt snapdra aegon
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who was the head of the stealth force
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for the draconic military
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they managed to meet with snaptra and
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despite arlo’s disguise
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she was able to ascertain the identity
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of her nephew quickly
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after playing the role of quirky aunt
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snapchat was then ready to help the
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agents and the fun pals to track down
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the missing gnolls and
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thus we resume our tale
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so you guys are all still in the office
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with snapdra and she has just said that
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she is ready to get down to work
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however she then immediately uh leans in
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says
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all right so i have
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a couple ideas on how we might be able
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to find your
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uh lost mutts both of which
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involve your slobbery little friend over
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there and she points over to snips
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now i would be
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uh remiss to say that
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uh getting the entirety of the stale
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force to
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look into this matter would be a
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how should i put this a long drawn out
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and tedious process
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that i imagine y’all don’t want to have
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to go through
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i mean i’d have i’d imagine you could
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probably like put together a team of
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you know people that you trust to run
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through something
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i mean the thing about it is i’d have to
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go through like all the
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official paperwork and all that stuff
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that just takes [ __ ] forever
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but that does not mean i cannot help you
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i instead
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have some other people that would be
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more
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backdoorsy shall we say that i think
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we’ll be able to help
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now first things first i need to double
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check on this how urgent
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is this exactly like is it just a as
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soon as possible or is it a you have a
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deadline type deal like
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what are we looking with here because
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that does change a few things uh we have
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a deadline of that the longer these
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people are at large
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the greater likelihood that uh some
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catastrophic type shenanigans might
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occur
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okay so sooner rather than later but no
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immediate deadline got it perfect
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so i got one of
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two people i think might be able to help
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out with this
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the first is an old drinking buggy of
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mine she came down from
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the northern part of the impact uh
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she over by the church she could
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probably like
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probe our little friend’s mind here and
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she goes over to sniffs and like
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pinches his cheeks and he just kind of
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lets it happen and
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not gonna lie given the way his heads
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probably
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um see more hollow than a dried out
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cactus
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i don’t know we’d get the most precise
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information out of that but it might
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give us a hint in the right direction
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and it’d be
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relatively quick but
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i also happen to have someone else that
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might be able to um
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how should i say feel his empty little
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head
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and make him a little bit more useful
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than just a vague hint they’d be able to
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basically make him uh
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let’s say reasonably intelligent and he
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might be able to actually help us
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answer some questions without all the
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ums and uh’s and maybe even lead us to
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where they all
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are i don’t know the only catch about
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that one is it’d take a little bit
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longer like
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probably most of the day but i mean hey
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you wanna go to satsang
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as tempting as it is to go sightseeing
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uh literally everyone that i’ve run into
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that actually knows me has figured out
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my disguise
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very easily so we’re probably going to
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want to keep things pretty tight here
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well i mean you could always just like
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not go to people who know you
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that’s true but uh i don’t know it’s
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kind of like that
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yo you were you’re going to the
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supermarket and just kind of ran into
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someone who knew you from high school or
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something and you’re like oh [ __ ]
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i feel like one of those might happen
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well we could go back and check on your
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friend who was
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wanting your help that you ignored
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earlier and told me to ignore
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yeah that was hilarious i mean yeah i
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guess we could help
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cal out there arlo honestly i’m just
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gonna go ahead and say this a little
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disappointed to hear that
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what he was fine was he
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yeah it’s just a minor disturbance in
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the town square
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she [ __ ] her eyebrow further was he
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he was definitely maybe gonna be fine
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uh-huh i’ll go help him
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well hold on hold on
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which what do we want to do with the no
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i mean do we really need him
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if you didn’t need him why the hell did
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you bring them
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i mean we definitely need them to figure
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this out so
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all right who who are you thinking for
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option a and who are you thinking for
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option b
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no one you know the names wouldn’t mean
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anything
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well which one of them do you i guess
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trust more
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to keep things uh close to the best i
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trust both
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i’ve known them both for look arlo let
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me explain this to you as best i can
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neither one is a bad option it’s just
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the first person my drinking buddy
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will give you a more immediate
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vague answer and that’s kind of where
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the help ends the other person will take
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all day but they’ll be able to make our
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drooling dribbling
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idiot friend here actually maybe a
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little bit useful
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going forward depends on what you want
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immediate
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maybe helpful results or long-term
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probably helpful results
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then i i guess we’ll have to take the
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time to get things done properly we
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can’t really risk
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vague helpful we’ve already kind of got
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vague helpful going on with the
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this one here and he kind of like taps
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on the top of his head and makes a
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hollow gourd sound
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he is currently chewing on his own leg
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and he looks up at you and just kind of
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smiles with leg and mouth
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i honestly i don’t know what i expected
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from you but all right where are we
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going
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to no candyland
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oh why are you even bothering a lot of
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him he don’t know [ __ ] let’s go
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uh as she makes her way over to the door
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she stops her because like oh
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uh one other thing that i almost forgot
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we are going to be taking the long way
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around hope that’s not a big deal
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well i suppose everything else has
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already happened today
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might as well well i just figured you
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probably wouldn’t want to go by your old
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military academy it was all
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yeah i would prefer to
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uh avoid that yeah i figured you would
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especially since i happen to have a
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special guest speaker today
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my sister oh nope
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i had a feeling that so i just wanted to
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make sure we were on the same page as
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that when we go the long way around
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very much so all right let’s go
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she guides you guys outside of the
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barracks and as she said
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basically along the perimeter of the
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city as she does this
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she pulls out a speaking stone and kind
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of whispers into it
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uh it is quieter than any of you guys
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would be reasonably able to hear
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uh mostly because of her time spent in
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the
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stealth core she’s pretty good about
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keeping that stuff
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very very quiet so
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as you guys make your way along you
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eventually come across a gate and
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at this gate you see a hooded figure
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and snapchat raised up hands like all
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right hold up this is my contact let me
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just go
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let him know what’s going on i mean he
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has a general idea but you know
295
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specifics all that stuff just
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make sure he’s cool he’s a little um
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stabby i know he says it runs in his
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bloodline or something i’ll
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just let him know what’s up what a
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coincidence that sounds familiar
301
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arlo immediately looks directly at safe
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what a coincidence
303
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like i said bloodlands and she
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walks over i want y’all to give me a
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quick perception check
306
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i first roll of the day go on say it
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just say it get it over with rip the
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band-aid off
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is a natural 20
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i’m gonna go down and burn those dice
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does it matter what we rolled
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i mean i got a 22 but i got a 25.
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no it’s super doesn’t because the 22 is
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the shittiest one means no
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it really doesn’t [ __ ] matter christ
316
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tell us his true identity jordan tell us
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his shoe size
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tell us what kind of ice cream he enjoys
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what the [ __ ] do you think perception
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does
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[Laughter]
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i was just you know that joke of the
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person who rolls a natural 20 like
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investigation or whatever and they’re
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just like
326
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tell me what his like [ __ ] tell me what
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he smells like tell me his third grade
328
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algebra teacher
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you see his birth certificate
330
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so you all watch as snapchat goes over
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to talk this hooded figure
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and you’re able to get all three of you
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are able to see
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under the hood and oh my god it’s sir
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elton john
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damn it no
337
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the rocket man himself yeah shockingly
338
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no that was not
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the surprise reveal i was going for what
340
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you do see though
341
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does both surprise and confuse you
342
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because under the hood is seven
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what well then um
344
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but is it seven do you all walk over and
345
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talk to him
346
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i yell out seven what the [ __ ]
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he looks up and his eyebrow is raised
348
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slightly
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he then says something to snapdra and
350
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then walks
351
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over to you guys and says
352
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i’m sorry i believe you seem to have me
353
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confused with someone else
354
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though i am quite curious how is it that
355
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you
356
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fine folks know my brother uh
357
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he is in our chess club
358
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poetry slam also that poetry chess you
359
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should try it it is
360
00:14:21,760 –> 00:14:28,800
very good exercise for the mind hmm
361
00:14:25,839 –> 00:14:30,560
well one of those makes a lot more sense
362
00:14:28,800 –> 00:14:34,399
than the other
363
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he always did sort of admire my own
364
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poetic ability if you will forgive me i
365
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have forgotten my manners he stands out
366
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of hand
367
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i am four it’s nice to meet you
368
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likewise i have many questions
369
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and hopefully i have some answers
370
00:14:51,920 –> 00:14:56,480
what are your questions why are you both
371
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named after numbers
372
00:14:56,480 –> 00:15:02,079
oh it is our birth order i’m sorry
373
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that’s a lot of children that is a lot
374
00:15:02,079 –> 00:15:07,199
of children is it
375
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i didn’t realize it was that bizarre
376
00:15:07,199 –> 00:15:10,639
to be fair we were not exactly born
377
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under
378
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normal circumstances though to be fair i
379
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suppose
380
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we do come from a rather large family
381
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most people don’t have 11 siblings
382
00:15:22,160 –> 00:15:26,720
that’s even greater than seven did you
383
00:15:24,800 –> 00:15:28,880
think he was the youngest
384
00:15:26,720 –> 00:15:30,639
you know i can definitely see him being
385
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a middle child
386
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he is one of many by the very nature of
387
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our you know it’s funny it it feels
388
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wrong saying birthing or
389
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i’m sorry it’s not true is this okay if
390
00:15:42,720 –> 00:15:46,079
we have this conversation
391
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and she looks over subject and she just
392
00:15:46,079 –> 00:15:49,600
waves like yeah yeah it’s fine do
393
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whatever you got to do where your time
394
00:15:49,600 –> 00:15:52,959
i was like ah excellent um anyway as i
395
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was saying
396
00:15:52,959 –> 00:15:58,079
um i i hope i’m not i i
397
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as you all came for some assistance i
398
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hope it’s not
399
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too bothersome to have this conversation
400
00:16:01,519 –> 00:16:06,800
i just
401
00:16:03,279 –> 00:16:09,760
no one asks oh no this uh this [ __ ] is
402
00:16:06,800 –> 00:16:16,560
real juicy keep going
403
00:16:09,760 –> 00:16:22,480
[Laughter]
404
00:16:16,560 –> 00:16:27,839
i’m really into this deep lawshit please
405
00:16:22,480 –> 00:16:27,839
i’m not i am not sober enough for this
406
00:16:28,639 –> 00:16:31,680
either get over it
407
00:16:32,240 –> 00:16:37,120
i’m already three deep dog what a
408
00:16:34,160 –> 00:16:40,320
coincidence why
409
00:16:37,120 –> 00:16:44,240
how much has seven told you
410
00:16:40,320 –> 00:16:48,240
of our lineage exactly
411
00:16:44,240 –> 00:16:51,680
um all of none really honestly nothing
412
00:16:48,240 –> 00:16:52,639
because he’s very um i guess as you said
413
00:16:51,680 –> 00:16:54,399
stabby
414
00:16:52,639 –> 00:16:56,480
he looks over to snapdra and she just
415
00:16:54,399 –> 00:16:58,639
shrugs
416
00:16:56,480 –> 00:17:00,560
i prefer not to refer to us as that but
417
00:16:58,639 –> 00:17:02,240
i suppose we do all have somewhat of a
418
00:17:00,560 –> 00:17:03,759
bit of a bloodlust in us though i
419
00:17:02,240 –> 00:17:04,400
suppose that can’t really be helped
420
00:17:03,759 –> 00:17:08,079
given who
421
00:17:04,400 –> 00:17:12,000
are again it feels weird saying this
422
00:17:08,079 –> 00:17:15,199
but i guess father is
423
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seven and i are part of a
424
00:17:15,199 –> 00:17:24,079
disbanded organization that is known as
425
00:17:19,039 –> 00:17:24,079
the twelve pieces of the nine we are
426
00:17:24,240 –> 00:17:30,400
not like most tieflings and he
427
00:17:27,919 –> 00:17:31,039
motions over to saith when he says that
428
00:17:30,400 –> 00:17:34,400
uh i
429
00:17:31,039 –> 00:17:37,840
assume you had uh
430
00:17:34,400 –> 00:17:42,559
you have memories of your parents yes
431
00:17:37,840 –> 00:17:43,600
oh uh yeah
432
00:17:42,559 –> 00:17:44,799
i’m not gonna lie didn’t occurred to me
433
00:17:43,600 –> 00:17:47,840
till after i said that how [ __ ] up
434
00:17:44,799 –> 00:17:47,840
that was
435
00:17:48,480 –> 00:17:51,660
everyone in the group just like cringes
436
00:17:50,480 –> 00:17:55,919
like
437
00:17:51,660 –> 00:18:00,400
[Music]
438
00:17:55,919 –> 00:18:04,160
let’s change the subject there buddy oh
439
00:18:00,400 –> 00:18:05,600
apologies it’s okay well you’re smiling
440
00:18:04,160 –> 00:18:07,760
so i have no reason to doubt you on that
441
00:18:05,600 –> 00:18:07,760
one
442
00:18:10,530 –> 00:18:14,500
[Laughter]
443
00:18:13,520 –> 00:18:16,960
face just like
444
00:18:14,500 –> 00:18:20,000
[Laughter]
445
00:18:16,960 –> 00:18:20,400
her cheeks are kind of like a little bit
446
00:18:20,000 –> 00:18:23,440
of a
447
00:18:20,400 –> 00:18:25,679
darker gray purple and like she like
448
00:18:23,440 –> 00:18:27,679
pulls up her hood and just kind of like
449
00:18:25,679 –> 00:18:31,200
pulls up her mask and
450
00:18:27,679 –> 00:18:32,799
just kind of disappears into her cloak
451
00:18:31,200 –> 00:18:34,799
it’s the closest to a frown she’s gotten
452
00:18:32,799 –> 00:18:38,000
in years i’ll just kind of pat
453
00:18:34,799 –> 00:18:41,919
her on the head uh
454
00:18:38,000 –> 00:18:43,440
anyway as i was saying i again apologize
455
00:18:41,919 –> 00:18:46,799
i did not realize
456
00:18:43,440 –> 00:18:49,760
um i do not
457
00:18:46,799 –> 00:18:50,640
we do not have parents in the
458
00:18:49,760 –> 00:18:54,880
traditional
459
00:18:50,640 –> 00:18:58,960
sense we were all
460
00:18:54,880 –> 00:19:00,880
made if that makes sense
461
00:18:58,960 –> 00:19:04,240
oh you guys are like clones or something
462
00:19:00,880 –> 00:19:05,679
i suppose clone would be uh
463
00:19:04,240 –> 00:19:08,320
a perfect word for that i never thought
464
00:19:05,679 –> 00:19:11,440
of that one yes yes we are
465
00:19:08,320 –> 00:19:14,240
all clones of the same
466
00:19:11,440 –> 00:19:15,559
spawn essentially uh we were all
467
00:19:14,240 –> 00:19:19,679
different attempts at
468
00:19:15,559 –> 00:19:19,679
recreating our source
469
00:19:20,400 –> 00:19:29,600
save would you do me a favor and roll me
470
00:19:25,039 –> 00:19:33,360
a history check real quick uh 19.
471
00:19:29,600 –> 00:19:36,400
as he’s is talking about like this
472
00:19:33,360 –> 00:19:39,440
source that he and seven
473
00:19:36,400 –> 00:19:43,039
were spawned from
474
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something kind of clicks for you
475
00:19:43,039 –> 00:19:47,200
there’s always been something about
476
00:19:44,559 –> 00:19:49,120
seven that just seemed eerily familiar
477
00:19:47,200 –> 00:19:51,360
to you but you could never quite
478
00:19:49,120 –> 00:19:53,600
place it you were never sure what it was
479
00:19:51,360 –> 00:19:57,600
because you know you’ve never met him
480
00:19:53,600 –> 00:20:00,160
before silvery moon or even before
481
00:19:57,600 –> 00:20:01,919
when you came back from neverwinter for
482
00:20:00,160 –> 00:20:03,200
the love of jesus
483
00:20:01,919 –> 00:20:05,120
jesus does not exist in this world he’s
484
00:20:03,200 –> 00:20:07,919
not among the pantheon don’t
485
00:20:05,120 –> 00:20:08,960
don’t do this it doesn’t have to be this
486
00:20:07,919 –> 00:20:12,320
way
487
00:20:08,960 –> 00:20:15,200
i’m sorry my child i’m afraid to trust
488
00:20:12,320 –> 00:20:15,600
are you kidding me right now there is
489
00:20:15,200 –> 00:20:18,960
only
490
00:20:15,600 –> 00:20:20,799
one other devil creature you can think
491
00:20:18,960 –> 00:20:24,960
of
492
00:20:20,799 –> 00:20:24,960
with bleached white skin
493
00:20:25,039 –> 00:20:29,280
and you’ve met him before
494
00:20:31,919 –> 00:20:37,039
something seems to be troubling you um
495
00:20:35,039 –> 00:20:38,480
sensitive tiefling girl who i
496
00:20:37,039 –> 00:20:40,080
accidentally offended earlier i
497
00:20:38,480 –> 00:20:43,120
apologize for that again
498
00:20:40,080 –> 00:20:44,640
to the fifth time i think
499
00:20:43,120 –> 00:20:48,080
is everything all right i don’t believe
500
00:20:44,640 –> 00:20:51,120
i said anything offensive lately
501
00:20:48,080 –> 00:20:54,960
i think i need to go throw up
502
00:20:51,120 –> 00:20:58,930
all up i’ll be over here
503
00:20:54,960 –> 00:21:00,840
listening but not but not here
504
00:20:58,930 –> 00:21:04,320
[Music]
505
00:21:00,840 –> 00:21:06,640
oh okay
506
00:21:04,320 –> 00:21:07,520
he looks to uh our alone they’re like is
507
00:21:06,640 –> 00:21:10,640
this normal
508
00:21:07,520 –> 00:21:13,360
i feel like i’m messing up a lot and
509
00:21:10,640 –> 00:21:15,039
it i uh you you just kind of
510
00:21:13,360 –> 00:21:17,280
accidentally hit like
511
00:21:15,039 –> 00:21:19,679
you accidentally hit all of the worst
512
00:21:17,280 –> 00:21:22,080
spots all at once i think
513
00:21:19,679 –> 00:21:24,080
oh it would be like if you had a
514
00:21:22,080 –> 00:21:25,840
troublesome history in two separate
515
00:21:24,080 –> 00:21:28,799
occasions with like
516
00:21:25,840 –> 00:21:30,960
scorpions and sangria and someone
517
00:21:28,799 –> 00:21:32,240
brought up scorpion sangria to you and
518
00:21:30,960 –> 00:21:34,480
you were just like no
519
00:21:32,240 –> 00:21:36,320
no man none of that we actually have a
520
00:21:34,480 –> 00:21:37,200
bar nearby that has sloppy and sangria
521
00:21:36,320 –> 00:21:39,760
that was not the point you were trying
522
00:21:37,200 –> 00:21:42,960
to make i apologize
523
00:21:39,760 –> 00:21:46,880
[Laughter]
524
00:21:42,960 –> 00:21:46,880
make sure not to get it in your hair
525
00:21:47,919 –> 00:21:53,039
when tara goes over and like not looking
526
00:21:51,039 –> 00:21:53,679
at the vomit but is like rubbing safe on
527
00:21:53,039 –> 00:21:57,520
the back
528
00:21:53,679 –> 00:21:57,520
like it’s okay it’s okay let it
529
00:21:57,679 –> 00:22:01,440
at out point snapchat what is snapchat
530
00:21:59,600 –> 00:22:04,240
doing that’s the sunflower oh no
531
00:22:01,440 –> 00:22:06,240
comes back i was like okay so i think
532
00:22:04,240 –> 00:22:07,520
i’ve let you have enough of your little
533
00:22:06,240 –> 00:22:09,200
uh chit chat for now
534
00:22:07,520 –> 00:22:11,280
we did come over here for a purpose so
535
00:22:09,200 –> 00:22:13,120
if you can quit oh i don’t know uh
536
00:22:11,280 –> 00:22:15,039
patronizing them
537
00:22:13,120 –> 00:22:16,640
intentionally or otherwise and we can
538
00:22:15,039 –> 00:22:17,679
get on with this i do still have a lot
539
00:22:16,640 –> 00:22:20,320
of work to do so
540
00:22:17,679 –> 00:22:20,720
we can go ahead and just do the thing
541
00:22:20,320 –> 00:22:23,919
now
542
00:22:20,720 –> 00:22:26,000
please thank you for watching moving on
543
00:22:23,919 –> 00:22:29,039
would be a great thing for me
544
00:22:26,000 –> 00:22:30,159
now please yes thank you the hell did
545
00:22:29,039 –> 00:22:33,280
you say to her
546
00:22:30,159 –> 00:22:37,120
i don’t know um you
547
00:22:33,280 –> 00:22:40,320
said you had someone you needed awakened
548
00:22:37,120 –> 00:22:42,080
oh yes uh here he is this is sniff and i
549
00:22:40,320 –> 00:22:44,960
kind of like push him forward
550
00:22:42,080 –> 00:22:47,039
oh my he does appear to be lesser yeah
551
00:22:44,960 –> 00:22:50,320
he is um
552
00:22:47,039 –> 00:22:51,440
very stupid almost almost as if
553
00:22:50,320 –> 00:22:53,039
professionally so
554
00:22:51,440 –> 00:22:55,840
his eyes are going in opposite
555
00:22:53,039 –> 00:22:55,840
directions
556
00:22:56,480 –> 00:23:03,200
do we really want to make him smarter
557
00:22:59,840 –> 00:23:04,880
are we sure i’m imagining like a fly
558
00:23:03,200 –> 00:23:07,760
like flies into one of his ear holes and
559
00:23:04,880 –> 00:23:07,760
then flies
560
00:23:07,840 –> 00:23:12,720
are we are we sure we want him to be
561
00:23:10,880 –> 00:23:15,280
smarter because this sounds like a great
562
00:23:12,720 –> 00:23:17,760
character just in general
563
00:23:15,280 –> 00:23:18,799
it’s probably temporary what do you
564
00:23:17,760 –> 00:23:21,760
think awaken
565
00:23:18,799 –> 00:23:23,440
does it really it isn’t temporary i
566
00:23:21,760 –> 00:23:25,760
forgot about the spell awakening yeah
567
00:23:23,440 –> 00:23:27,039
no this would be super permanent we can
568
00:23:25,760 –> 00:23:27,679
we can figure out a way to make him dumb
569
00:23:27,039 –> 00:23:31,280
again later
570
00:23:27,679 –> 00:23:33,760
oh my [ __ ] it will be our side quest to
571
00:23:31,280 –> 00:23:36,080
make sniffs dumb again so he’ll be fun
572
00:23:33,760 –> 00:23:38,000
isn’t that what geos does no i think it
573
00:23:36,080 –> 00:23:39,679
like i think feeble mind
574
00:23:38,000 –> 00:23:41,120
yeah yeah there’s other spells that make
575
00:23:39,679 –> 00:23:44,159
you stupid hey
576
00:23:41,120 –> 00:23:46,559
uh four do you also know feeble mind
577
00:23:44,159 –> 00:23:47,679
oh no that is far beyond my current
578
00:23:46,559 –> 00:23:49,600
capabilities
579
00:23:47,679 –> 00:23:51,120
awaken is probably the most advanced
580
00:23:49,600 –> 00:23:52,080
spell i’ve been able to figure out thus
581
00:23:51,120 –> 00:23:56,000
far
582
00:23:52,080 –> 00:23:57,840
okay just maybe like later on if you
583
00:23:56,000 –> 00:23:58,640
like know anyone that knows feeble mind
584
00:23:57,840 –> 00:24:00,640
like you uh
585
00:23:58,640 –> 00:24:03,120
that is i believe a seventh level spell
586
00:24:00,640 –> 00:24:05,760
that is a big ask
587
00:24:03,120 –> 00:24:07,279
i i have to ask i don’t know i don’t
588
00:24:05,760 –> 00:24:11,360
know your life i’m just
589
00:24:07,279 –> 00:24:14,559
i could say i gotta ask i mean that is
590
00:24:11,360 –> 00:24:16,240
entirely fair i suppose i wasn’t
591
00:24:14,559 –> 00:24:18,559
expecting to meet acquaintances of one
592
00:24:16,240 –> 00:24:21,760
of my brothers so
593
00:24:18,559 –> 00:24:24,400
there’s that i suppose i
594
00:24:21,760 –> 00:24:26,559
fully did not know that uh seven had
595
00:24:24,400 –> 00:24:28,000
brothers i assumed that like he’s
596
00:24:26,559 –> 00:24:30,640
you know his name was like something
597
00:24:28,000 –> 00:24:31,600
generic like ben and he went to damned
598
00:24:30,640 –> 00:24:34,799
and like
599
00:24:31,600 –> 00:24:36,159
had six other bends and he was like well
600
00:24:34,799 –> 00:24:36,880
i guess you could just call me ben
601
00:24:36,159 –> 00:24:39,600
number seven
602
00:24:36,880 –> 00:24:40,799
and it just got shortened to seven oh no
603
00:24:39,600 –> 00:24:42,960
no no there’s
604
00:24:40,799 –> 00:24:44,000
a total there’s a great total of 12 of
605
00:24:42,960 –> 00:24:46,000
us where
606
00:24:44,000 –> 00:24:47,039
all throughout the land of faerun we’ve
607
00:24:46,000 –> 00:24:50,000
kind of
608
00:24:47,039 –> 00:24:51,600
after our organization disbanded we
609
00:24:50,000 –> 00:24:52,720
decided to just you know make our own
610
00:24:51,600 –> 00:24:54,480
lives
611
00:24:52,720 –> 00:24:56,640
our creator was no longer around to you
612
00:24:54,480 –> 00:25:00,400
know tell us what to do so we just
613
00:24:56,640 –> 00:25:03,120
did what we wanted the coalition of
614
00:25:00,400 –> 00:25:06,880
county boys
615
00:25:03,120 –> 00:25:11,120
so i do have a question um
616
00:25:06,880 –> 00:25:13,600
your creator so he isn’t
617
00:25:11,120 –> 00:25:14,960
you know like the one that you’re cloned
618
00:25:13,600 –> 00:25:18,320
after right
619
00:25:14,960 –> 00:25:20,480
oh no no no no no just some uh drow
620
00:25:18,320 –> 00:25:22,159
scientist
621
00:25:20,480 –> 00:25:25,039
he’s not a threat to anyone i promise
622
00:25:22,159 –> 00:25:28,640
you so the one that you’re cloned after
623
00:25:25,039 –> 00:25:32,960
uh he’s still kicking
624
00:25:28,640 –> 00:25:36,400
i mean i suppose um
625
00:25:32,960 –> 00:25:37,760
um it really depends on what you
626
00:25:36,400 –> 00:25:40,840
consider to be
627
00:25:37,760 –> 00:25:42,400
beings not native of this plane to be i
628
00:25:40,840 –> 00:25:44,559
mean
629
00:25:42,400 –> 00:25:46,159
could could someone in the nine hells
630
00:25:44,559 –> 00:25:50,159
really be considered
631
00:25:46,159 –> 00:25:53,730
alive or dead it’s a complicated
632
00:25:50,159 –> 00:25:55,679
um nuance i suppose
633
00:25:53,730 –> 00:25:59,200
[Music]
634
00:25:55,679 –> 00:26:03,279
i hate every part of this all right
635
00:25:59,200 –> 00:26:03,279
let’s let’s do other things
636
00:26:03,919 –> 00:26:10,240
would either of us know what asmodius
637
00:26:05,760 –> 00:26:12,720
looks like nope
638
00:26:10,240 –> 00:26:12,720
attention
639
00:26:13,679 –> 00:26:16,799
so do you leave them do you leave sniffs
640
00:26:15,200 –> 00:26:18,720
with this guy
641
00:26:16,799 –> 00:26:21,279
i say we like we we leave sniffs with
642
00:26:18,720 –> 00:26:24,320
the with four
643
00:26:21,279 –> 00:26:27,200
and then we uh we kind of like
644
00:26:24,320 –> 00:26:28,559
we as as kindly as we can see him off
645
00:26:27,200 –> 00:26:31,679
because we threatened to kill him a lot
646
00:26:28,559 –> 00:26:31,679
and that probably wasn’t very nice
647
00:26:32,240 –> 00:26:36,400
if you’re referring to sniffs he does
648
00:26:33,919 –> 00:26:38,480
not remember
649
00:26:36,400 –> 00:26:39,679
oh my god you’re giving him too much
650
00:26:38,480 –> 00:26:42,320
credit
651
00:26:39,679 –> 00:26:42,799
oh when tara as they’re leaving does
652
00:26:42,320 –> 00:26:46,080
give
653
00:26:42,799 –> 00:26:48,799
him like a piece of jerky
654
00:26:46,080 –> 00:26:48,799
from her pocket
655
00:26:51,760 –> 00:26:55,200
i want someone to cast like like read
656
00:26:53,520 –> 00:26:56,880
thoughts or something on like sniffs and
657
00:26:55,200 –> 00:27:00,320
it’s just jug band music
658
00:26:56,880 –> 00:27:00,320
oh no i have something in mind
659
00:27:01,919 –> 00:27:05,679
would anyone like to if they have read
660
00:27:03,919 –> 00:27:07,840
thoughts
661
00:27:05,679 –> 00:27:09,360
i don’t think any of us do i don’t think
662
00:27:07,840 –> 00:27:12,159
any of us do know well that’s tragic
663
00:27:09,360 –> 00:27:12,159
that dies with me then
664
00:27:13,760 –> 00:27:17,919
so four walks off with sniffs he says he
665
00:27:17,520 –> 00:27:21,360
will
666
00:27:17,919 –> 00:27:24,640
bring him back to snapchat’s office
667
00:27:21,360 –> 00:27:26,080
by the end of the day so you guys for
668
00:27:24,640 –> 00:27:29,039
all intents and purposes
669
00:27:26,080 –> 00:27:29,600
have the day to do anything else you
670
00:27:29,039 –> 00:27:32,720
would like
671
00:27:29,600 –> 00:27:34,880
to do cry
672
00:27:32,720 –> 00:27:37,279
okay saith goes and cries for eight
673
00:27:34,880 –> 00:27:37,279
hours
674
00:27:38,880 –> 00:27:42,640
we’re popping around like hour before
675
00:27:40,480 –> 00:27:46,000
we’re like you good she’s like
676
00:27:42,640 –> 00:27:49,039
oh god still smiling
677
00:27:46,000 –> 00:27:52,399
oh no no no she
678
00:27:49,039 –> 00:27:54,320
she’s she’s good define good
679
00:27:52,399 –> 00:27:56,640
i mean thinking about her parents sucks
680
00:27:54,320 –> 00:27:58,399
but i mean it was 30 years ago
681
00:27:56,640 –> 00:28:00,159
there’s not really much she can do about
682
00:27:58,399 –> 00:28:02,559
it she got to chip her up by instead
683
00:28:00,159 –> 00:28:06,080
thinking of asmodeus yeah i think we
684
00:28:02,559 –> 00:28:08,640
we fly back over to cal or walk
685
00:28:06,080 –> 00:28:10,000
oh before we i think we flew cause we
686
00:28:08,640 –> 00:28:11,520
flew over before with the nightmares
687
00:28:10,000 –> 00:28:16,320
right
688
00:28:11,520 –> 00:28:18,799
no oh no no we took your birds
689
00:28:16,320 –> 00:28:20,559
you’re um yeah not the birds i’m your
690
00:28:18,799 –> 00:28:21,440
your dinosaur so i guess we gotta walk
691
00:28:20,559 –> 00:28:23,840
yeah
692
00:28:21,440 –> 00:28:26,000
but before we go i should probably like
693
00:28:23,840 –> 00:28:29,520
see off my aunt and just uh
694
00:28:26,000 –> 00:28:32,880
like um hey um
695
00:28:29,520 –> 00:28:34,159
just um if anything should come up where
696
00:28:32,880 –> 00:28:37,120
like you
697
00:28:34,159 –> 00:28:39,520
hear through the grapevine that um a
698
00:28:37,120 –> 00:28:40,240
certain someone might be moving location
699
00:28:39,520 –> 00:28:43,360
from
700
00:28:40,240 –> 00:28:45,840
the old military academy
701
00:28:43,360 –> 00:28:47,760
maybe try to head them off if you have
702
00:28:45,840 –> 00:28:51,039
the ability
703
00:28:47,760 –> 00:28:54,399
you want me to hold her off
704
00:28:51,039 –> 00:28:57,120
so you can do what exactly
705
00:28:54,399 –> 00:28:59,120
um just like you know if it seems like
706
00:28:57,120 –> 00:28:59,679
she’s going to intercept me or run into
707
00:28:59,120 –> 00:29:02,559
me
708
00:28:59,679 –> 00:29:03,200
maybe like uh gently push her in a
709
00:29:02,559 –> 00:29:07,039
different
710
00:29:03,200 –> 00:29:09,120
direction or something of that nature
711
00:29:07,039 –> 00:29:10,480
snapdrag claps her hands on your
712
00:29:09,120 –> 00:29:13,679
shoulder and says all right
713
00:29:10,480 –> 00:29:18,960
arlie listen to me the
714
00:29:13,679 –> 00:29:21,039
literal only reason i knew it was you
715
00:29:18,960 –> 00:29:22,000
was because you mentioned that you were
716
00:29:21,039 –> 00:29:24,880
from damned
717
00:29:22,000 –> 00:29:26,320
and i myself am part of an intelligence
718
00:29:24,880 –> 00:29:29,440
agency
719
00:29:26,320 –> 00:29:33,919
and fully new the roster
720
00:29:29,440 –> 00:29:37,360
for damned it is not a big organization
721
00:29:33,919 –> 00:29:40,960
there are two dragon born operatives
722
00:29:37,360 –> 00:29:42,399
you are one of them was not hard for me
723
00:29:40,960 –> 00:29:46,880
to figure out
724
00:29:42,399 –> 00:29:46,880
visually i could have never guessed
725
00:29:47,200 –> 00:29:52,399
okay i just wanted to be sure
726
00:29:50,240 –> 00:29:54,000
i will if i see her i will take her out
727
00:29:52,399 –> 00:29:57,039
to tgi fridays or some [ __ ]
728
00:29:54,000 –> 00:29:58,000
i don’t know so i guess just don’t go
729
00:29:57,039 –> 00:30:01,279
there
730
00:29:58,000 –> 00:30:02,880
but like i’m not good
731
00:30:01,279 –> 00:30:04,399
i don’t think it’s going to be as big of
732
00:30:02,880 –> 00:30:06,480
an issue as you think it
733
00:30:04,399 –> 00:30:08,000
is just don’t go like looking for her
734
00:30:06,480 –> 00:30:09,840
and you know
735
00:30:08,000 –> 00:30:11,120
if you do run into her don’t say
736
00:30:09,840 –> 00:30:12,320
anything that might give her even the
737
00:30:11,120 –> 00:30:15,520
slightest hint that it’s
738
00:30:12,320 –> 00:30:16,880
you like i know she’s kind of smashed
739
00:30:15,520 –> 00:30:20,000
first asked questions
740
00:30:16,880 –> 00:30:23,360
probably never but she also ain’t stupid
741
00:30:20,000 –> 00:30:25,039
so just you know
742
00:30:23,360 –> 00:30:26,399
just don’t talk to her i guess you have
743
00:30:25,039 –> 00:30:27,039
two other people here that can do that
744
00:30:26,399 –> 00:30:28,640
instead
745
00:30:27,039 –> 00:30:30,960
like she don’t have any reason to talk
746
00:30:28,640 –> 00:30:30,960
to you
747
00:30:32,159 –> 00:30:36,159
so you guys would make a beeline over to
748
00:30:35,039 –> 00:30:38,320
the gate
749
00:30:36,159 –> 00:30:40,000
yeah sure why not and you’re just going
750
00:30:38,320 –> 00:30:40,480
to walk you’re not going to try and like
751
00:30:40,000 –> 00:30:43,200
gather
752
00:30:40,480 –> 00:30:44,000
any like get any other kind of potential
753
00:30:43,200 –> 00:30:45,919
travel
754
00:30:44,000 –> 00:30:47,840
not going to use any other resources you
755
00:30:45,919 –> 00:30:49,679
guys might have to get there
756
00:30:47,840 –> 00:30:52,080
well what like what do i know as far as
757
00:30:49,679 –> 00:30:53,520
um like public transportation in the
758
00:30:52,080 –> 00:30:54,080
town i’m sure i would be familiar with
759
00:30:53,520 –> 00:30:56,640
it
760
00:30:54,080 –> 00:30:57,440
you are familiar with one of two
761
00:30:56,640 –> 00:31:01,039
potential
762
00:30:57,440 –> 00:31:03,360
means of getting to
763
00:31:01,039 –> 00:31:04,559
ruinspoke the first is the same way that
764
00:31:03,360 –> 00:31:06,159
you got the first time which is by
765
00:31:04,559 –> 00:31:08,880
carriage that would take you maybe
766
00:31:06,159 –> 00:31:10,480
a couple of hours the other form of
767
00:31:08,880 –> 00:31:11,279
transportation that you would be aware
768
00:31:10,480 –> 00:31:15,120
of
769
00:31:11,279 –> 00:31:17,679
is the train that one departs
770
00:31:15,120 –> 00:31:19,679
to there’s a train yard that would go to
771
00:31:17,679 –> 00:31:23,039
pretty much every major
772
00:31:19,679 –> 00:31:26,399
city within uh the
773
00:31:23,039 –> 00:31:27,760
thaimander empire every hour on the hour
774
00:31:26,399 –> 00:31:29,120
and it would take maybe a few minutes to
775
00:31:27,760 –> 00:31:30,320
get there so it’s definitely the faster
776
00:31:29,120 –> 00:31:32,480
route
777
00:31:30,320 –> 00:31:34,720
that one would cost you a little bit of
778
00:31:32,480 –> 00:31:36,960
gold is the only thing
779
00:31:34,720 –> 00:31:39,279
obviously we want to uh get some
780
00:31:36,960 –> 00:31:41,200
bicycles and bicycle over there
781
00:31:39,279 –> 00:31:42,880
i didn’t i did not say bicycles i don’t
782
00:31:41,200 –> 00:31:44,640
know if you caught that one
783
00:31:42,880 –> 00:31:47,200
no i’m kidding we should take the train
784
00:31:44,640 –> 00:31:48,080
all right so you guys head on over to
785
00:31:47,200 –> 00:31:52,159
the train yard
786
00:31:48,080 –> 00:31:55,360
it is ten gold
787
00:31:52,159 –> 00:31:57,279
a piece so each of you dock 10 gold or
788
00:31:55,360 –> 00:31:58,399
one of you andy up 30. take your pick i
789
00:31:57,279 –> 00:32:00,240
don’t care
790
00:31:58,399 –> 00:32:01,440
i have i have like eleven thousand
791
00:32:00,240 –> 00:32:03,840
dollars so yeah
792
00:32:01,440 –> 00:32:05,279
i i got it joke’s on you dollars are
793
00:32:03,840 –> 00:32:07,600
worthless in faerun
794
00:32:05,279 –> 00:32:09,679
fair enough you guys bored on to the
795
00:32:07,600 –> 00:32:12,720
train it’s one of like those
796
00:32:09,679 –> 00:32:15,200
like old-timey very early on trent i
797
00:32:12,720 –> 00:32:16,159
think old west style trains just steam
798
00:32:15,200 –> 00:32:17,279
powered
799
00:32:16,159 –> 00:32:19,840
i think the word you’re looking for is a
800
00:32:17,279 –> 00:32:22,080
locomotive probably
801
00:32:19,840 –> 00:32:24,080
like many things i attempt to describe
802
00:32:22,080 –> 00:32:25,279
in this podcast i am not good with
803
00:32:24,080 –> 00:32:26,960
trades
804
00:32:25,279 –> 00:32:28,480
maybe i should research that for my prep
805
00:32:26,960 –> 00:32:31,360
instead i don’t know anyway
806
00:32:28,480 –> 00:32:32,159
so you guys make your way back over to
807
00:32:31,360 –> 00:32:35,840
the town
808
00:32:32,159 –> 00:32:38,559
of ruinspoke as you get there
809
00:32:35,840 –> 00:32:40,159
it is far quieter than when you flew
810
00:32:38,559 –> 00:32:42,640
overhead
811
00:32:40,159 –> 00:32:44,320
quite some time ago you can assume that
812
00:32:42,640 –> 00:32:47,919
in the time you met with your
813
00:32:44,320 –> 00:32:51,600
aunt and settled all that and got back
814
00:32:47,919 –> 00:32:52,799
cal was able to like probably take care
815
00:32:51,600 –> 00:32:54,640
of that
816
00:32:52,799 –> 00:32:56,399
they’re just two kobolds it would not be
817
00:32:54,640 –> 00:32:58,720
super hard for a dragonborn
818
00:32:56,399 –> 00:32:59,919
and a couple demons to be able to take
819
00:32:58,720 –> 00:33:02,240
care of that
820
00:32:59,919 –> 00:33:04,559
do we see like cal around there after
821
00:33:02,240 –> 00:33:06,880
you reason town square was
822
00:33:04,559 –> 00:33:09,840
largely cleared out you’d probably head
823
00:33:06,880 –> 00:33:11,519
over to the town hall which would be the
824
00:33:09,840 –> 00:33:12,640
one of the more likely spots he would be
825
00:33:11,519 –> 00:33:15,840
at
826
00:33:12,640 –> 00:33:18,720
and you see him talking with kane the uh
827
00:33:15,840 –> 00:33:19,760
demon that serves as the drill sergeant
828
00:33:18,720 –> 00:33:22,880
there
829
00:33:19,760 –> 00:33:23,279
and as he’s talking with kane he salutes
830
00:33:22,880 –> 00:33:26,000
him
831
00:33:23,279 –> 00:33:26,640
and turns around to walk off spots you
832
00:33:26,000 –> 00:33:30,159
and
833
00:33:26,640 –> 00:33:33,919
b lines towards you what
834
00:33:30,159 –> 00:33:39,840
the [ __ ] well hello mr
835
00:33:33,919 –> 00:33:39,840
dara how are you today what’s your acc
836
00:33:41,840 –> 00:33:46,080
20 [ __ ] shieldless i don’t believe
837
00:33:44,640 –> 00:33:47,519
you’re holding a shield right now
838
00:33:46,080 –> 00:33:50,399
you don’t know that are you holding a
839
00:33:47,519 –> 00:33:53,919
shield right now yes
840
00:33:50,399 –> 00:33:57,200
don’t lie to me no
841
00:33:53,919 –> 00:34:00,559
okay what’s it 18 thank you
842
00:33:57,200 –> 00:34:02,399
so tell me drew do you remember
843
00:34:00,559 –> 00:34:04,000
the first campaign i was with on you
844
00:34:02,399 –> 00:34:06,399
guys where
845
00:34:04,000 –> 00:34:07,600
our characters met and my first instinct
846
00:34:06,399 –> 00:34:11,919
was to kick you
847
00:34:07,600 –> 00:34:11,919
yeah and i crit on you yeah
848
00:34:12,639 –> 00:34:19,520
sweet memories
849
00:34:16,639 –> 00:34:21,119
oh no you take eight points of
850
00:34:19,520 –> 00:34:22,560
bludgeoning damage as he punches you in
851
00:34:21,119 –> 00:34:24,800
the face
852
00:34:22,560 –> 00:34:26,560
is there a way to modify the commands
853
00:34:24,800 –> 00:34:28,079
fell slightly to do a different command
854
00:34:26,560 –> 00:34:29,359
than like what it like says on the spell
855
00:34:28,079 –> 00:34:30,480
directly
856
00:34:29,359 –> 00:34:32,839
nothing that’s gonna be able to stop
857
00:34:30,480 –> 00:34:34,000
from getting punched in the face but go
858
00:34:32,839 –> 00:34:36,079
on
859
00:34:34,000 –> 00:34:37,760
like um what if i could command someone
860
00:34:36,079 –> 00:34:39,200
to drop something but what i wanted them
861
00:34:37,760 –> 00:34:41,919
to drop was a deuce
862
00:34:39,200 –> 00:34:41,919
in their pants
863
00:34:42,480 –> 00:34:49,839
no i want to command him
864
00:34:45,919 –> 00:34:51,359
take your lumps i want to take my lumps
865
00:34:49,839 –> 00:34:54,879
but i also want to
866
00:34:51,359 –> 00:34:56,560
magically say poop yourself
867
00:34:54,879 –> 00:34:58,240
you are going to take your lumps he is
868
00:34:56,560 –> 00:35:02,320
not going to produce any all right
869
00:34:58,240 –> 00:35:06,400
move on can
870
00:35:02,320 –> 00:35:08,480
to tell uh uh cal to punch himself
871
00:35:06,400 –> 00:35:10,160
you get that once a day are we really
872
00:35:08,480 –> 00:35:11,760
doing this
873
00:35:10,160 –> 00:35:13,760
you could you could make him poop
874
00:35:11,760 –> 00:35:17,280
himself you can make him poop himself
875
00:35:13,760 –> 00:35:20,560
are we doing this no
876
00:35:17,280 –> 00:35:24,640
no we shouldn’t we really shouldn’t okay
877
00:35:20,560 –> 00:35:27,359
okay all right moving on
878
00:35:24,640 –> 00:35:31,599
all right i’m gonna be so angry when i
879
00:35:27,359 –> 00:35:34,600
get to editing this episode
880
00:35:31,599 –> 00:35:35,839
all right so so i take the punch
881
00:35:34,600 –> 00:35:39,040
[Music]
882
00:35:35,839 –> 00:35:40,880
that was weak yeah okay
883
00:35:39,040 –> 00:35:43,359
well apparently it was about as weak as
884
00:35:40,880 –> 00:35:45,920
your [ __ ] ears
885
00:35:43,359 –> 00:35:47,520
do you not hear me or the [ __ ] little
886
00:35:45,920 –> 00:35:48,720
kobolds making a ruckus out of
887
00:35:47,520 –> 00:35:51,359
everything i need your
888
00:35:48,720 –> 00:35:54,640
help that took me over an hour to get
889
00:35:51,359 –> 00:35:54,640
them little shits to move
890
00:35:54,960 –> 00:36:00,079
you had to work for a whole hour
891
00:35:58,160 –> 00:36:01,359
hey look this ain’t my department all
892
00:36:00,079 –> 00:36:03,119
right i’m not supposed to be
893
00:36:01,359 –> 00:36:04,640
here the only reason i’m here is because
894
00:36:03,119 –> 00:36:06,480
of y’all and you just
895
00:36:04,640 –> 00:36:08,160
freaking abandon everything i don’t know
896
00:36:06,480 –> 00:36:08,720
what you guys i don’t know what y’all up
897
00:36:08,160 –> 00:36:09,920
to
898
00:36:08,720 –> 00:36:11,200
he looks down and sees the [ __ ] i was
899
00:36:09,920 –> 00:36:12,320
like i see you’ve had your friends
900
00:36:11,200 –> 00:36:13,760
though thanks for letting me know on
901
00:36:12,320 –> 00:36:16,240
that one dick
902
00:36:13,760 –> 00:36:16,800
well we had some very time sensitive
903
00:36:16,240 –> 00:36:19,920
things
904
00:36:16,800 –> 00:36:21,440
to deal with at the moment and it seemed
905
00:36:19,920 –> 00:36:23,839
like you had that on lockdown
906
00:36:21,440 –> 00:36:25,599
i super did not and you know it but did
907
00:36:23,839 –> 00:36:30,400
you die though
908
00:36:25,599 –> 00:36:33,520
did you no i did on the inside
909
00:36:30,400 –> 00:36:34,720
she did she died on the inside and she
910
00:36:33,520 –> 00:36:37,200
threw up
911
00:36:34,720 –> 00:36:37,920
look she’s had a rough day she’s not
912
00:36:37,200 –> 00:36:41,359
complaining
913
00:36:37,920 –> 00:36:42,000
i am not talking to her kel let’s go get
914
00:36:41,359 –> 00:36:45,440
a drink
915
00:36:42,000 –> 00:36:46,880
man i don’t have time for a drink all
916
00:36:45,440 –> 00:36:48,560
right i’m basically stuck here doing
917
00:36:46,880 –> 00:36:48,880
kane’s job because he’s busy working on
918
00:36:48,560 –> 00:36:51,200
this
919
00:36:48,880 –> 00:36:53,200
[ __ ] delivery thing i can’t get him
920
00:36:51,200 –> 00:36:54,640
to do his [ __ ] job so i said i gotta
921
00:36:53,200 –> 00:36:55,200
do it cause y’all are off doing god
922
00:36:54,640 –> 00:36:56,880
knows
923
00:36:55,200 –> 00:36:58,400
what looking for these guys still here
924
00:36:56,880 –> 00:36:59,680
for some reason even though he found him
925
00:36:58,400 –> 00:37:01,119
i guess helping him with their [ __ ]
926
00:36:59,680 –> 00:37:03,359
i don’t [ __ ] know no one tells me
927
00:37:01,119 –> 00:37:04,560
nothing all i know is i gotta do game
928
00:37:03,359 –> 00:37:06,960
[ __ ] cause he’s busy trying to
929
00:37:04,560 –> 00:37:08,240
import [ __ ] weapons for these guys
930
00:37:06,960 –> 00:37:11,440
who what is king
931
00:37:08,240 –> 00:37:13,119
importing and for who
932
00:37:11,440 –> 00:37:15,040
he’s got like a shipment of like new
933
00:37:13,119 –> 00:37:17,359
military-grade tech coming in so we can
934
00:37:15,040 –> 00:37:19,599
help train the newbies and [ __ ] i don’t
935
00:37:17,359 –> 00:37:19,599
know
936
00:37:20,400 –> 00:37:28,400
is that the usual way of things
937
00:37:23,920 –> 00:37:29,680
i mean i again it’s new stuff so no it’s
938
00:37:28,400 –> 00:37:30,800
not like we get stuff
939
00:37:29,680 –> 00:37:33,920
in but it’s usually there’s like
940
00:37:30,800 –> 00:37:36,640
standard [ __ ] but this is like
941
00:37:33,920 –> 00:37:38,560
different this is like this is like
942
00:37:36,640 –> 00:37:39,760
newer stuff like it’s going to become
943
00:37:38,560 –> 00:37:43,280
standard but it’s not
944
00:37:39,760 –> 00:37:45,119
yet i will ask an out of character
945
00:37:43,280 –> 00:37:46,880
um question jordan am i chasing an
946
00:37:45,119 –> 00:37:48,000
actual plot point or am i like attacking
947
00:37:46,880 –> 00:37:48,880
you for something that was meant to be
948
00:37:48,000 –> 00:37:50,400
flavor
949
00:37:48,880 –> 00:37:51,760
maybe we keep going with the scene maybe
950
00:37:50,400 –> 00:37:53,599
you find out i believe someone else had
951
00:37:51,760 –> 00:37:55,760
a question that may help
952
00:37:53,599 –> 00:37:57,200
yeah so when tara ponders for a second
953
00:37:55,760 –> 00:37:59,599
and she says well
954
00:37:57,200 –> 00:38:00,960
we have a few hours before we have to go
955
00:37:59,599 –> 00:38:03,760
do anything again
956
00:38:00,960 –> 00:38:04,160
is there anything we can help with now i
957
00:38:03,760 –> 00:38:07,200
mean
958
00:38:04,160 –> 00:38:07,920
not at this point at this point like
959
00:38:07,200 –> 00:38:09,680
it’s
960
00:38:07,920 –> 00:38:11,359
i mean maybe it’s like stick around and
961
00:38:09,680 –> 00:38:12,400
maybe something will come up i don’t
962
00:38:11,359 –> 00:38:15,760
know
963
00:38:12,400 –> 00:38:18,960
uh when tara at this point you feel
964
00:38:15,760 –> 00:38:20,560
something at your leg you look down and
965
00:38:18,960 –> 00:38:21,680
you notice that it is frightening and he
966
00:38:20,560 –> 00:38:23,119
is like desperately trying to get
967
00:38:21,680 –> 00:38:26,320
y’all’s attention
968
00:38:23,119 –> 00:38:27,839
uh excuse me yeah perhaps we he
969
00:38:26,320 –> 00:38:30,079
seems to be uh dealing with some perhaps
970
00:38:27,839 –> 00:38:31,359
we could go and talk really quickly yeah
971
00:38:30,079 –> 00:38:32,960
something has just occurred to me is
972
00:38:31,359 –> 00:38:34,720
that maybe we should address for you
973
00:38:32,960 –> 00:38:37,359
know our mission
974
00:38:34,720 –> 00:38:38,880
yeah one second guys when tara do you go
975
00:38:37,359 –> 00:38:41,920
over alone or do you
976
00:38:38,880 –> 00:38:45,119
drag anyone else with you a drag sleeve
977
00:38:41,920 –> 00:38:48,240
okay so say that with tara you are over
978
00:38:45,119 –> 00:38:51,440
with frighten uh arlo you
979
00:38:48,240 –> 00:38:53,760
knifin and p are still over harassing
980
00:38:51,440 –> 00:38:55,599
cal to like set the scene in the
981
00:38:53,760 –> 00:38:57,839
background there’s like
982
00:38:55,599 –> 00:38:59,040
uh they’re arguing loudly like waving
983
00:38:57,839 –> 00:39:00,800
their hands around and at some point
984
00:38:59,040 –> 00:39:02,079
arlo like takes kyle’s helmet and then
985
00:39:00,800 –> 00:39:02,880
starts playing keep away with it with
986
00:39:02,079 –> 00:39:06,160
the other
987
00:39:02,880 –> 00:39:06,160
friday night fun fall members
988
00:39:06,400 –> 00:39:10,320
you would have fit perfectly oh god
989
00:39:08,480 –> 00:39:13,359
[Laughter]
990
00:39:10,320 –> 00:39:15,520
so um something has just occurred to me
991
00:39:13,359 –> 00:39:19,359
that might be a potential problem
992
00:39:15,520 –> 00:39:22,960
um the fact that they are bringing
993
00:39:19,359 –> 00:39:26,079
in weapons
994
00:39:22,960 –> 00:39:28,800
and we happen to be looking for someone
995
00:39:26,079 –> 00:39:30,880
who has recently acquired not only power
996
00:39:28,800 –> 00:39:34,480
but a reasonable amount of intelligence
997
00:39:30,880 –> 00:39:35,680
and based on the vague collections we
998
00:39:34,480 –> 00:39:39,000
could get from our
999
00:39:35,680 –> 00:39:40,320
menji friend also seems to
1000
00:39:39,000 –> 00:39:42,640
[Music]
1001
00:39:40,320 –> 00:39:45,520
have someone that may be influencing
1002
00:39:42,640 –> 00:39:47,839
their actions so
1003
00:39:45,520 –> 00:39:50,640
uh maybe we figure out when this
1004
00:39:47,839 –> 00:39:54,000
particular delivery is happening and
1005
00:39:50,640 –> 00:39:54,480
uh just so we have a more concrete time
1006
00:39:54,000 –> 00:39:58,560
like
1007
00:39:54,480 –> 00:40:00,079
i cannot prove that this is a thing
1008
00:39:58,560 –> 00:40:01,680
but my gut instinct is telling me that
1009
00:40:00,079 –> 00:40:03,200
this is really really bad and we should
1010
00:40:01,680 –> 00:40:04,720
probably do something about that because
1011
00:40:03,200 –> 00:40:08,560
knowledge with weapons is
1012
00:40:04,720 –> 00:40:08,560
worse than nulls that are smart
1013
00:40:08,839 –> 00:40:12,079
yeah so do you think we should try to
1014
00:40:11,680 –> 00:40:14,240
get
1015
00:40:12,079 –> 00:40:15,359
go go find this this guy that he said
1016
00:40:14,240 –> 00:40:19,839
kane
1017
00:40:15,359 –> 00:40:19,839
saith what do you think ah
1018
00:40:20,800 –> 00:40:24,240
guys i gotta be honest i zoned hard i
1019
00:40:23,520 –> 00:40:28,240
zoned
1020
00:40:24,240 –> 00:40:31,359
mad hard sucks to be you
1021
00:40:28,240 –> 00:40:33,119
sure satan’s just yes
1022
00:40:31,359 –> 00:40:36,400
say somebody you think safe is taking a
1023
00:40:33,119 –> 00:40:38,960
huge ass drag off a [ __ ] giant spliff
1024
00:40:36,400 –> 00:40:38,960
first
1025
00:40:41,040 –> 00:40:47,040
i think life sucks and i’ve checked out
1026
00:40:44,319 –> 00:40:50,160
she’s uh she’s she’s eating um four
1027
00:40:47,040 –> 00:40:52,000
angles mushrooms from a little baggie
1028
00:40:50,160 –> 00:40:55,119
what do you think saith i think i can
1029
00:40:52,000 –> 00:40:56,480
smell colors dude
1030
00:40:55,119 –> 00:40:58,720
do you ever think about like how your
1031
00:40:56,480 –> 00:40:59,090
hands are just like
1032
00:40:58,720 –> 00:41:03,680
weird
1033
00:40:59,090 –> 00:41:06,079
[Laughter]
1034
00:41:03,680 –> 00:41:07,440
all right so when tara looks over safe
1035
00:41:06,079 –> 00:41:08,960
isn’t helpful when tara looks back and
1036
00:41:07,440 –> 00:41:10,079
down to friday and is crouching down and
1037
00:41:08,960 –> 00:41:11,599
she’s like
1038
00:41:10,079 –> 00:41:13,520
yeah i think uh this is gonna be an
1039
00:41:11,599 –> 00:41:17,040
interesting thing no matter what
1040
00:41:13,520 –> 00:41:18,319
so we gotta figure that out all right
1041
00:41:17,040 –> 00:41:20,079
do you think it would be easier to get
1042
00:41:18,319 –> 00:41:21,920
the information out of the
1043
00:41:20,079 –> 00:41:23,119
frantic one or to just go try to find
1044
00:41:21,920 –> 00:41:26,240
the other guy
1045
00:41:23,119 –> 00:41:28,640
he looks like over you
1046
00:41:26,240 –> 00:41:30,400
or i guess to the side of you at the
1047
00:41:28,640 –> 00:41:33,680
tomfoolery that is happening
1048
00:41:30,400 –> 00:41:38,079
as arlo nyphin and p all
1049
00:41:33,680 –> 00:41:40,720
toss cal’s helmet aside like a football
1050
00:41:38,079 –> 00:41:42,319
as cal doesn’t have to get it back uh
1051
00:41:40,720 –> 00:41:44,400
something has it
1052
00:41:42,319 –> 00:41:46,319
something is telling me that perhaps he
1053
00:41:44,400 –> 00:41:49,680
may not be
1054
00:41:46,319 –> 00:41:51,200
super cooperative given the harassment
1055
00:41:49,680 –> 00:41:54,880
he is currently receiving so
1056
00:41:51,200 –> 00:41:56,240
perhaps mr cain would be a better option
1057
00:41:54,880 –> 00:41:58,240
in this case
1058
00:41:56,240 –> 00:42:00,720
yeah that’s fair okay let’s go get let’s
1059
00:41:58,240 –> 00:42:03,599
go collect the others and go find him
1060
00:42:00,720 –> 00:42:04,079
i just hopes that the demon man is
1061
00:42:03,599 –> 00:42:08,079
feeling
1062
00:42:04,079 –> 00:42:11,839
talkative and not how demons usually
1063
00:42:08,079 –> 00:42:11,839
are how are they normally
1064
00:42:12,960 –> 00:42:17,280
like hungary beasts when tara thinks
1065
00:42:15,680 –> 00:42:18,400
about that for a second
1066
00:42:17,280 –> 00:42:20,560
it was something i thought you’d
1067
00:42:18,400 –> 00:42:22,319
understand
1068
00:42:20,560 –> 00:42:24,480
whichever thinks about that for a second
1069
00:42:22,319 –> 00:42:28,000
she’s like oh
1070
00:42:24,480 –> 00:42:29,839
oh i don’t like that he is motivated by
1071
00:42:28,000 –> 00:42:32,480
instinct and willing to destroy whatever
1072
00:42:29,839 –> 00:42:34,240
it takes in order to get what they want
1073
00:42:32,480 –> 00:42:36,880
i feel like i should be offended about
1074
00:42:34,240 –> 00:42:39,760
that well i mean you have some humanity
1075
00:42:36,880 –> 00:42:41,200
to you so you are not fully animal
1076
00:42:39,760 –> 00:42:44,000
she just narrows her eyes at him and
1077
00:42:41,200 –> 00:42:45,760
then she goes over to go collect arlo
1078
00:42:44,000 –> 00:42:47,040
he gives you a big grin as you turn away
1079
00:42:45,760 –> 00:42:49,680
and she collects arlo
1080
00:42:47,040 –> 00:42:50,400
um arlo like bowls um cal’s helmet back
1081
00:42:49,680 –> 00:42:52,000
to him
1082
00:42:50,400 –> 00:42:53,760
as soon as you said like collects arlo i
1083
00:42:52,000 –> 00:42:59,839
just imagine you just go up like scoop
1084
00:42:53,760 –> 00:42:59,839
under your arm and walk out
1085
00:43:00,319 –> 00:43:05,040
why are we so inconsistent about how
1086
00:43:02,319 –> 00:43:08,160
large winter is or is not
1087
00:43:05,040 –> 00:43:09,359
to be fair i never implied size i
1088
00:43:08,160 –> 00:43:11,599
imagine when tara is
1089
00:43:09,359 –> 00:43:14,240
short unshifted and that makes it
1090
00:43:11,599 –> 00:43:14,240
funnier to me
1091
00:43:16,480 –> 00:43:22,240
oh my god so um yeah she
1092
00:43:19,839 –> 00:43:23,119
she goes to collect arlo she waves at
1093
00:43:22,240 –> 00:43:25,280
cal and she says
1094
00:43:23,119 –> 00:43:26,720
thanks for entertaining him cal where’s
1095
00:43:25,280 –> 00:43:29,359
kane at right now
1096
00:43:26,720 –> 00:43:30,240
he’s over by the [ __ ] train yard i
1097
00:43:29,359 –> 00:43:34,240
think i don’t
1098
00:43:30,240 –> 00:43:37,520
know okay thanks bye cow
1099
00:43:34,240 –> 00:43:41,839
[ __ ] you goodbye kyle
1100
00:43:37,520 –> 00:43:41,839
cal you me drink later
1101
00:43:43,839 –> 00:43:48,319
yeah fine [ __ ] it whatever cool
1102
00:43:49,920 –> 00:43:53,119
all right so you guys make your way over
1103
00:43:52,000 –> 00:43:56,319
towards the uh
1104
00:43:53,119 –> 00:43:59,680
train yard where you see kane
1105
00:43:56,319 –> 00:44:02,240
speaking with a demon
1106
00:43:59,680 –> 00:44:02,800
that is known as a mantis it looks kind
1107
00:44:02,240 –> 00:44:06,000
of like
1108
00:44:02,800 –> 00:44:08,880
this green ape
1109
00:44:06,000 –> 00:44:09,520
dog thing like with really long arms
1110
00:44:08,880 –> 00:44:12,560
that almost
1111
00:44:09,520 –> 00:44:14,640
drag on the ground as it walks but it is
1112
00:44:12,560 –> 00:44:16,079
in like full train conductor attire
1113
00:44:14,640 –> 00:44:17,839
oh he’s talking to the conductor of the
1114
00:44:16,079 –> 00:44:19,520
locomotive more or less
1115
00:44:17,839 –> 00:44:21,920
oh fun fact everyone make sure that you
1116
00:44:19,520 –> 00:44:24,079
don’t can um confuse the you know the
1117
00:44:21,920 –> 00:44:26,400
train locomotive with the
1118
00:44:24,079 –> 00:44:29,200
locomotive which is just a crazy reason
1119
00:44:26,400 –> 00:44:29,200
for doing something
1120
00:44:31,119 –> 00:44:34,960
so anyway they’re talking yes they are
1121
00:44:33,280 –> 00:44:36,640
talking what do you guys do as i
1122
00:44:34,960 –> 00:44:38,319
contemplate drew’s death
1123
00:44:36,640 –> 00:44:39,920
i mean i think we’re just like cool
1124
00:44:38,319 –> 00:44:41,359
enough with him to just talk to him
1125
00:44:39,920 –> 00:44:43,119
we did like we did prove ourselves
1126
00:44:41,359 –> 00:44:43,680
against his trial even though he doesn’t
1127
00:44:43,119 –> 00:44:46,960
know who i
1128
00:44:43,680 –> 00:44:48,640
am yeah that’s true i mean friday
1129
00:44:46,960 –> 00:44:50,079
friday had told me and saith that we
1130
00:44:48,640 –> 00:44:51,200
should probably try to figure out the
1131
00:44:50,079 –> 00:44:51,839
timing that’s what he said right the
1132
00:44:51,200 –> 00:44:54,240
timing on
1133
00:44:51,839 –> 00:44:56,560
on the shipment that is what he said i
1134
00:44:54,240 –> 00:44:58,640
will also toss out one other thing
1135
00:44:56,560 –> 00:44:59,599
uh arlo you may remember a couple
1136
00:44:58,640 –> 00:45:01,359
episodes back
1137
00:44:59,599 –> 00:45:02,640
as you headed off into the desert to
1138
00:45:01,359 –> 00:45:04,640
find the rumors you did
1139
00:45:02,640 –> 00:45:06,079
shout out in your normal voice and i did
1140
00:45:04,640 –> 00:45:07,760
a perception check that you still don’t
1141
00:45:06,079 –> 00:45:10,800
know what the resultant was
1142
00:45:07,760 –> 00:45:14,079
i hate you so very very much so you
1143
00:45:10,800 –> 00:45:16,640
assume he does not know yeah
1144
00:45:14,079 –> 00:45:18,560
so um i think for right this second we
1145
00:45:16,640 –> 00:45:20,319
may want to try to lay low and gather
1146
00:45:18,560 –> 00:45:21,599
information and then maybe walk up to
1147
00:45:20,319 –> 00:45:26,480
him later
1148
00:45:21,599 –> 00:45:29,200
all right so roll for sneaky sneak
1149
00:45:26,480 –> 00:45:30,880
yeah go ahead roll and that 20 or some
1150
00:45:29,200 –> 00:45:34,079
[ __ ] i don’t know
1151
00:45:30,880 –> 00:45:36,160
uh plus 20. dirty
1152
00:45:34,079 –> 00:45:37,280
wow that’s almost shameful for you i
1153
00:45:36,160 –> 00:45:38,880
know
1154
00:45:37,280 –> 00:45:40,800
oh wow that should be pretty [ __ ]
1155
00:45:38,880 –> 00:45:43,760
solid uh but he still
1156
00:45:40,800 –> 00:45:44,560
does not see you what do you do i listen
1157
00:45:43,760 –> 00:45:47,119
in
1158
00:45:44,560 –> 00:45:49,040
yay i got to roll play with myself now
1159
00:45:47,119 –> 00:45:52,079
you’re sure that it’ll be here
1160
00:45:49,040 –> 00:45:55,520
on schedule and there won’t be
1161
00:45:52,079 –> 00:45:56,720
an issue with the rift right of course
1162
00:45:55,520 –> 00:45:59,280
of course
1163
00:45:56,720 –> 00:46:01,440
look kane i’m telling you it’s gonna be
1164
00:45:59,280 –> 00:46:03,200
fine we’ve done this before just like
1165
00:46:01,440 –> 00:46:03,920
when we bring the people over from the
1166
00:46:03,200 –> 00:46:06,640
abyss
1167
00:46:03,920 –> 00:46:07,520
we know when to keep the portal open and
1168
00:46:06,640 –> 00:46:10,800
not open
1169
00:46:07,520 –> 00:46:11,920
okay it’s going to be fine we’ll get the
1170
00:46:10,800 –> 00:46:15,200
weapons and
1171
00:46:11,920 –> 00:46:16,880
no problem i’ll be here we got the other
1172
00:46:15,200 –> 00:46:18,079
people on the other side they’ll take
1173
00:46:16,880 –> 00:46:21,359
care of everything you’ll be
1174
00:46:18,079 –> 00:46:25,599
good all right and you know
1175
00:46:21,359 –> 00:46:28,720
when it needs to happen right
1176
00:46:25,599 –> 00:46:31,920
yeah yeah i know i know all right
1177
00:46:28,720 –> 00:46:35,040
it’s gonna be happening in three days
1178
00:46:31,920 –> 00:46:38,720
first thing in the morning it’ll be here
1179
00:46:35,040 –> 00:46:39,680
no problem all right so that is what you
1180
00:46:38,720 –> 00:46:42,640
over here
1181
00:46:39,680 –> 00:46:44,720
well i’m gonna go relay that to my crew
1182
00:46:42,640 –> 00:46:45,839
okay so let me clarify the way that i
1183
00:46:44,720 –> 00:46:46,640
we’re next i may not have been super
1184
00:46:45,839 –> 00:46:49,920
super clear
1185
00:46:46,640 –> 00:46:52,160
uh the this is something that like
1186
00:46:49,920 –> 00:46:53,839
i’ve not stated in canon yet but it was
1187
00:46:52,160 –> 00:46:55,119
in like the little document that i sent
1188
00:46:53,839 –> 00:46:57,359
you guys about the history of the
1189
00:46:55,119 –> 00:46:59,520
dragonborn
1190
00:46:57,359 –> 00:47:00,400
uh the town of ruinspoke as i have
1191
00:46:59,520 –> 00:47:03,680
stated though
1192
00:47:00,400 –> 00:47:05,520
serves like a refugee town for demons
1193
00:47:03,680 –> 00:47:08,160
however the reason there are even demon
1194
00:47:05,520 –> 00:47:10,960
refugees in the first place
1195
00:47:08,160 –> 00:47:12,480
is because the abyss underwent sort of
1196
00:47:10,960 –> 00:47:15,599
uh
1197
00:47:12,480 –> 00:47:16,240
let’s say change in management the demon
1198
00:47:15,599 –> 00:47:18,880
lords of
1199
00:47:16,240 –> 00:47:20,880
old the ones that you might find in
1200
00:47:18,880 –> 00:47:24,240
morning kindness tome of foes
1201
00:47:20,880 –> 00:47:27,680
like uh grassed um
1202
00:47:24,240 –> 00:47:30,640
demogorgon those kind of guys
1203
00:47:27,680 –> 00:47:31,839
they were defeated by a different band
1204
00:47:30,640 –> 00:47:34,720
of demons
1205
00:47:31,839 –> 00:47:36,000
who have become the new demon lords and
1206
00:47:34,720 –> 00:47:37,599
their rule
1207
00:47:36,000 –> 00:47:39,520
has caused some of the demons that swore
1208
00:47:37,599 –> 00:47:42,400
allegiance to the previous lords
1209
00:47:39,520 –> 00:47:43,359
to be worse than what it already was in
1210
00:47:42,400 –> 00:47:45,359
the abyss
1211
00:47:43,359 –> 00:47:46,480
so to get away from the persecution of
1212
00:47:45,359 –> 00:47:48,160
the new lords
1213
00:47:46,480 –> 00:47:50,160
several demons fled to the material
1214
00:47:48,160 –> 00:47:52,000
plane and this
1215
00:47:50,160 –> 00:47:53,680
train station when it’s not transporting
1216
00:47:52,000 –> 00:47:56,720
materials from
1217
00:47:53,680 –> 00:47:57,599
the various cities of the uh taimanthar
1218
00:47:56,720 –> 00:47:59,520
empire
1219
00:47:57,599 –> 00:48:00,880
also serves as a sort of underground
1220
00:47:59,520 –> 00:48:03,760
railroad from demons
1221
00:48:00,880 –> 00:48:04,880
from the abyss into the material plane
1222
00:48:03,760 –> 00:48:07,440
so what they’re referring to
1223
00:48:04,880 –> 00:48:08,079
is them turning off the portal to the
1224
00:48:07,440 –> 00:48:09,680
abyss
1225
00:48:08,079 –> 00:48:12,319
when the weapons show up so they don’t
1226
00:48:09,680 –> 00:48:13,920
accidentally send weapons to the abyss
1227
00:48:12,319 –> 00:48:15,440
so you made a literal underground
1228
00:48:13,920 –> 00:48:17,520
railroad i mean it’s not really
1229
00:48:15,440 –> 00:48:17,839
underground as much as trans-dimensional
1230
00:48:17,520 –> 00:48:20,480
but
1231
00:48:17,839 –> 00:48:21,440
you know however you want to look at it
1232
00:48:20,480 –> 00:48:22,720
nice
1233
00:48:21,440 –> 00:48:24,800
and they said it was in the morning in
1234
00:48:22,720 –> 00:48:26,640
three days that this was happening
1235
00:48:24,800 –> 00:48:27,839
so for the sake of the timeline you have
1236
00:48:26,640 –> 00:48:30,720
today
1237
00:48:27,839 –> 00:48:32,839
tomorrow and then one more day
1238
00:48:30,720 –> 00:48:35,200
afterwards and then the following
1239
00:48:32,839 –> 00:48:36,480
morning is when the train is scheduled
1240
00:48:35,200 –> 00:48:38,000
to arrive so you have the rest of the
1241
00:48:36,480 –> 00:48:40,160
day and then two other days
1242
00:48:38,000 –> 00:48:41,440
before the train arrives it’s like as
1243
00:48:40,160 –> 00:48:43,440
like background knowledge
1244
00:48:41,440 –> 00:48:45,440
that like i assume arlo would at least
1245
00:48:43,440 –> 00:48:47,440
generally have is it normal for them to
1246
00:48:45,440 –> 00:48:49,680
be getting like weapons from the uh
1247
00:48:47,440 –> 00:48:50,800
the demony portal thing again it’s not
1248
00:48:49,680 –> 00:48:53,520
coming from
1249
00:48:50,800 –> 00:48:55,040
the demons it’s stuff that has been made
1250
00:48:53,520 –> 00:48:55,839
like these are new weapons that were
1251
00:48:55,040 –> 00:48:58,559
crafted
1252
00:48:55,839 –> 00:48:59,680
in like the capital city they’re
1253
00:48:58,559 –> 00:49:02,240
material plane
1254
00:48:59,680 –> 00:49:04,480
weaponry just more advanced than
1255
00:49:02,240 –> 00:49:06,240
anything that’s been created thus far
1256
00:49:04,480 –> 00:49:08,400
and so they need to make sure that it
1257
00:49:06,240 –> 00:49:11,760
doesn’t accidentally go in the hands of
1258
00:49:08,400 –> 00:49:15,440
evil maniacal demons
1259
00:49:11,760 –> 00:49:17,280
okay so ryan had said to call her back
1260
00:49:15,440 –> 00:49:19,040
when we knew more information about the
1261
00:49:17,280 –> 00:49:20,079
knowles right
1262
00:49:19,040 –> 00:49:22,559
that sounds like something she would
1263
00:49:20,079 –> 00:49:24,079
have said yes
1264
00:49:22,559 –> 00:49:26,000
i just i’m trying to make sure that
1265
00:49:24,079 –> 00:49:26,880
we’re not calling her too often or too
1266
00:49:26,000 –> 00:49:29,359
little
1267
00:49:26,880 –> 00:49:31,520
we should probably like uh call ryan
1268
00:49:29,359 –> 00:49:33,599
updater and then turn in for the night
1269
00:49:31,520 –> 00:49:35,920
go collect our friend we have to wait a
1270
00:49:33,599 –> 00:49:38,319
day no he said later tonight
1271
00:49:35,920 –> 00:49:39,280
oh then yeah let’s call ryan then go
1272
00:49:38,319 –> 00:49:41,040
collect our dude
1273
00:49:39,280 –> 00:49:45,839
uh which one of you is calling her i
1274
00:49:41,040 –> 00:49:45,839
think it’s safe’s turn
1275
00:49:45,920 –> 00:49:51,200
maybe not i might not be the best person
1276
00:49:50,079 –> 00:49:52,800
to do that
1277
00:49:51,200 –> 00:49:54,319
hey you’re in great state of mind i
1278
00:49:52,800 –> 00:49:54,640
think like arlo like starts to go like
1279
00:49:54,319 –> 00:49:55,920
well
1280
00:49:54,640 –> 00:49:58,720
saints could and say there’s like a
1281
00:49:55,920 –> 00:50:02,800
shell of herself like oh yeah not that
1282
00:49:58,720 –> 00:50:05,920
okay just me then i guess our locals
1283
00:50:02,800 –> 00:50:09,200
are called ryan all right so
1284
00:50:05,920 –> 00:50:13,040
you paused us ryan speaking
1285
00:50:09,200 –> 00:50:13,040
uh hello miss delmerev
1286
00:50:20,400 –> 00:50:27,520
yes uh your report uh so
1287
00:50:24,160 –> 00:50:29,040
um the uh i guess we would call him the
1288
00:50:27,520 –> 00:50:31,040
i don’t want to call him a prisoner that
1289
00:50:29,040 –> 00:50:33,200
sounds very negative but um
1290
00:50:31,040 –> 00:50:34,480
our informant yes form it that we took
1291
00:50:33,200 –> 00:50:37,680
into protective uh
1292
00:50:34,480 –> 00:50:40,079
custody we have um brought him to a
1293
00:50:37,680 –> 00:50:42,720
specialist that will uh help us extract
1294
00:50:40,079 –> 00:50:43,680
more uh information from him via
1295
00:50:42,720 –> 00:50:47,119
awakening his
1296
00:50:43,680 –> 00:50:49,359
uh not so good mind we have also
1297
00:50:47,119 –> 00:50:52,319
ascertained some information about a
1298
00:50:49,359 –> 00:50:52,319
possible um
1299
00:50:52,640 –> 00:50:56,720
target that might be the uh the target
1300
00:50:55,440 –> 00:50:58,880
of the knowles that we’re going to
1301
00:50:56,720 –> 00:51:01,520
continue to follow up on from there
1302
00:50:58,880 –> 00:51:02,800
we will be um recollecting our informant
1303
00:51:01,520 –> 00:51:05,680
tonight
1304
00:51:02,800 –> 00:51:06,800
uh to get more information there uh and
1305
00:51:05,680 –> 00:51:09,839
we will also be keeping an
1306
00:51:06,800 –> 00:51:14,079
eye on uh said target
1307
00:51:09,839 –> 00:51:17,359
what exactly is said target
1308
00:51:14,079 –> 00:51:18,640
we believe it may be um the new weapon
1309
00:51:17,359 –> 00:51:22,079
shipment
1310
00:51:18,640 –> 00:51:25,520
coming in three days time new weapon
1311
00:51:22,079 –> 00:51:29,520
shipment have we no records of this
1312
00:51:25,520 –> 00:51:32,079
i we don’t usually get
1313
00:51:29,520 –> 00:51:32,640
shipment records unless it is something
1314
00:51:32,079 –> 00:51:37,839
of
1315
00:51:32,640 –> 00:51:41,119
note unless of course not
1316
00:51:37,839 –> 00:51:43,520
it would appear that
1317
00:51:41,119 –> 00:51:45,119
certain entities would like to keep this
1318
00:51:43,520 –> 00:51:50,240
information
1319
00:51:45,119 –> 00:51:53,520
under wraps and not adequately reported
1320
00:51:50,240 –> 00:51:55,280
i did not have any information on this
1321
00:51:53,520 –> 00:51:57,440
i’m sure the paperwork just got away
1322
00:51:55,280 –> 00:51:58,800
from them the council of iron would
1323
00:51:57,440 –> 00:52:02,559
never let that go
1324
00:51:58,800 –> 00:52:04,079
unreported well i am glad you have such
1325
00:52:02,559 –> 00:52:07,920
faith in them
1326
00:52:04,079 –> 00:52:10,880
of course i do do you not like to remind
1327
00:52:07,920 –> 00:52:14,400
you which side of the mountain i live on
1328
00:52:10,880 –> 00:52:18,000
understood right is there anything
1329
00:52:14,400 –> 00:52:21,920
else that you need to report
1330
00:52:18,000 –> 00:52:26,400
um oh we met seven’s brother
1331
00:52:21,920 –> 00:52:26,400
oh let’s say you know
1332
00:52:28,559 –> 00:52:34,079
uh yeah we met four when terrorists like
1333
00:52:31,680 –> 00:52:36,079
sneaks over and gets unusually close to
1334
00:52:34,079 –> 00:52:37,920
the rock and she’s like
1335
00:52:36,079 –> 00:52:40,079
is there any more news about that
1336
00:52:37,920 –> 00:52:44,240
vincent guy
1337
00:52:40,079 –> 00:52:47,599
that might take some time for me to
1338
00:52:44,240 –> 00:52:50,240
confirm my suspicions on
1339
00:52:47,599 –> 00:52:50,240
my um
1340
00:52:50,800 –> 00:53:00,319
source on that is not exactly
1341
00:52:55,599 –> 00:53:02,559
willing to speak on it frequently
1342
00:53:00,319 –> 00:53:04,720
i i don’t know if that will be something
1343
00:53:02,559 –> 00:53:06,880
that i’ll be able to
1344
00:53:04,720 –> 00:53:07,920
obtain for you all by the time you
1345
00:53:06,880 –> 00:53:10,960
return from
1346
00:53:07,920 –> 00:53:14,240
this particular mission
1347
00:53:10,960 –> 00:53:15,599
but i will do what i can to acquire that
1348
00:53:14,240 –> 00:53:19,200
information for you
1349
00:53:15,599 –> 00:53:20,880
once i’m able gotcha and then she backs
1350
00:53:19,200 –> 00:53:22,559
away slowly from the rock
1351
00:53:20,880 –> 00:53:24,319
ventera is getting much better about
1352
00:53:22,559 –> 00:53:28,480
understanding the speaking stone
1353
00:53:24,319 –> 00:53:30,240
i somehow done that
1354
00:53:28,480 –> 00:53:32,000
no she she really like she talked into
1355
00:53:30,240 –> 00:53:32,640
the stone this time instead of a random
1356
00:53:32,000 –> 00:53:34,880
rock she’s
1357
00:53:32,640 –> 00:53:36,720
she’s getting there slowly but surely
1358
00:53:34,880 –> 00:53:43,839
yes but i could tell how close she was
1359
00:53:36,720 –> 00:53:43,839
there was a lot of popping
1360
00:53:47,680 –> 00:53:54,400
a podcaster’s only joke
1361
00:53:50,800 –> 00:53:57,839
that one was for us i kind of feel a
1362
00:53:54,400 –> 00:53:57,839
little bit called out
1363
00:54:00,800 –> 00:54:04,000
no no not at all you’re just someone who
1364
00:54:02,720 –> 00:54:07,680
doesn’t have a possibility anyway
1365
00:54:04,000 –> 00:54:09,599
and well if that is everything you have
1366
00:54:07,680 –> 00:54:13,040
to report i will
1367
00:54:09,599 –> 00:54:14,400
leave you all to it i trust that you
1368
00:54:13,040 –> 00:54:17,680
will be able to
1369
00:54:14,400 –> 00:54:22,839
protect this target and
1370
00:54:17,680 –> 00:54:25,680
acquire the fugitive in a timely
1371
00:54:22,839 –> 00:54:29,680
manner try it out
1372
00:54:25,680 –> 00:54:32,720
and call goes dead i guess we uh
1373
00:54:29,680 –> 00:54:34,000
we chill for a while until it’s time to
1374
00:54:32,720 –> 00:54:36,000
go grab
1375
00:54:34,000 –> 00:54:38,160
our bud unless anyone else had anything
1376
00:54:36,000 –> 00:54:40,000
in particular they wanted to do when
1377
00:54:38,160 –> 00:54:40,640
tara is looking for a scarf for a
1378
00:54:40,000 –> 00:54:43,520
bookworm
1379
00:54:40,640 –> 00:54:44,880
or a plant to bring back to her okay you
1380
00:54:43,520 –> 00:54:47,839
remember how we just said about how
1381
00:54:44,880 –> 00:54:50,160
we’re like eating the mic
1382
00:54:47,839 –> 00:54:51,520
can i get that one more again but like
1383
00:54:50,160 –> 00:54:54,240
not that close
1384
00:54:51,520 –> 00:54:57,680
please that was horrid to listen to once
1385
00:54:54,240 –> 00:54:57,680
more but this time do it good
1386
00:54:58,880 –> 00:55:02,000
i said when tara is looking for a scarf
1387
00:55:01,280 –> 00:55:04,960
for bookworm
1388
00:55:02,000 –> 00:55:06,960
or a practice to bring back to her
1389
00:55:04,960 –> 00:55:09,920
either one is doable
1390
00:55:06,960 –> 00:55:11,520
and adorable what what does winter think
1391
00:55:09,920 –> 00:55:14,720
look would appreciate more
1392
00:55:11,520 –> 00:55:17,119
a new scarf or a spiky plant
1393
00:55:14,720 –> 00:55:19,119
i want to go with the spiky plant god i
1394
00:55:17,119 –> 00:55:22,319
love what tara so much
1395
00:55:19,119 –> 00:55:24,640
wait wait wait wait can i inject a small
1396
00:55:22,319 –> 00:55:27,839
head cannon that i just thought of
1397
00:55:24,640 –> 00:55:30,079
what is that i guess my better judgment
1398
00:55:27,839 –> 00:55:31,599
um most little cactuses that you can buy
1399
00:55:30,079 –> 00:55:33,200
in thiamander will be wearing little
1400
00:55:31,599 –> 00:55:36,480
cowboy hats
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00:55:33,200 –> 00:55:38,319
denied oh come on
1402
00:55:36,480 –> 00:55:40,079
if you’re in the capital city i’ll
1403
00:55:38,319 –> 00:55:43,680
consider it
1404
00:55:40,079 –> 00:55:45,839
not in ruins spoke i want she
1405
00:55:43,680 –> 00:55:48,319
so the reason she would want a cactus is
1406
00:55:45,839 –> 00:55:51,920
because they are spiky and so um
1407
00:55:48,319 –> 00:55:55,440
they would have you know an automatic
1408
00:55:51,920 –> 00:55:57,520
um like defense mechanism
1409
00:55:55,440 –> 00:55:58,799
and she’s just like yes they are very
1410
00:55:57,520 –> 00:56:00,559
cool and spiky
1411
00:55:58,799 –> 00:56:02,400
and you don’t want to touch them because
1412
00:56:00,559 –> 00:56:04,240
they’ll hurt you but
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00:56:02,400 –> 00:56:06,400
they look cool and they have flowers
1414
00:56:04,240 –> 00:56:08,000
sometimes
1415
00:56:06,400 –> 00:56:09,760
you know i was trying to wrap my mind
1416
00:56:08,000 –> 00:56:11,040
around why the [ __ ] when tara would
1417
00:56:09,760 –> 00:56:11,599
think this is a good gift but then i
1418
00:56:11,040 –> 00:56:14,799
remember
1419
00:56:11,599 –> 00:56:16,559
you’re half the reason you gave bookworm
1420
00:56:14,799 –> 00:56:18,000
the [ __ ] flower from your little
1421
00:56:16,559 –> 00:56:20,000
garden patch is because of how
1422
00:56:18,000 –> 00:56:22,319
poisonous it is so all of a sudden this
1423
00:56:20,000 –> 00:56:23,920
all checks out
1424
00:56:22,319 –> 00:56:25,680
darren gifts are both like sweet on a
1425
00:56:23,920 –> 00:56:26,079
surface level and also like slightly
1426
00:56:25,680 –> 00:56:29,040
like
1427
00:56:26,079 –> 00:56:30,799
alarming if you dig any deeper like this
1428
00:56:29,040 –> 00:56:32,880
cactus is small and cute but also can be
1429
00:56:30,799 –> 00:56:34,640
used as a useful bludgeoning implement
1430
00:56:32,880 –> 00:56:37,599
you’re like when tara is the kind of
1431
00:56:34,640 –> 00:56:39,359
person who unironically gifts decorative
1432
00:56:37,599 –> 00:56:41,839
knives to people who do not collect
1433
00:56:39,359 –> 00:56:41,839
knives
1434
00:56:42,720 –> 00:56:46,079
you can make this bigger and throw it at
1435
00:56:44,880 –> 00:56:47,599
someone
1436
00:56:46,079 –> 00:56:50,400
it would make a very good instrument for
1437
00:56:47,599 –> 00:56:53,520
damage oh my lord
1438
00:56:50,400 –> 00:56:55,760
aim for their eyes would anyone like to
1439
00:56:53,520 –> 00:56:56,880
join winter as she goes cactus hunting
1440
00:56:55,760 –> 00:56:58,720
in the desert
1441
00:56:56,880 –> 00:57:00,160
um i would actually like to make a
1442
00:56:58,720 –> 00:57:03,839
smaller side to like um
1443
00:57:00,160 –> 00:57:05,839
twitter oh and tara um
1444
00:57:03,839 –> 00:57:06,960
so you know that spell that you cast on
1445
00:57:05,839 –> 00:57:10,079
us before that made us
1446
00:57:06,960 –> 00:57:13,520
um extra stealthy yes
1447
00:57:10,079 –> 00:57:16,480
do you have that uh prepared today yes
1448
00:57:13,520 –> 00:57:17,839
could you possibly spare that to cast
1449
00:57:16,480 –> 00:57:20,079
upon me
1450
00:57:17,839 –> 00:57:21,370
um you’d have to stay close to me for it
1451
00:57:20,079 –> 00:57:23,119
to work
1452
00:57:21,370 –> 00:57:24,880
[Music]
1453
00:57:23,119 –> 00:57:26,400
all right never mind we can do something
1454
00:57:24,880 –> 00:57:29,040
with it later
1455
00:57:26,400 –> 00:57:30,240
why what’s your plan i kind of wanted to
1456
00:57:29,040 –> 00:57:32,559
like
1457
00:57:30,240 –> 00:57:34,240
have arlo like while in under a pass
1458
00:57:32,559 –> 00:57:35,760
without trace like sneak up to like his
1459
00:57:34,240 –> 00:57:36,240
old house and just kind of see how it’s
1460
00:57:35,760 –> 00:57:39,440
doing
1461
00:57:36,240 –> 00:57:42,960
from afar oh oh
1462
00:57:39,440 –> 00:57:44,960
okay oh my [ __ ] the cactus hunting let’s
1463
00:57:42,960 –> 00:57:48,160
do that
1464
00:57:44,960 –> 00:57:48,160
forget my girlfriend
1465
00:57:48,960 –> 00:57:53,040
we need to break your [ __ ] heart oh
1466
00:57:51,839 –> 00:57:55,359
my god
1467
00:57:53,040 –> 00:57:57,839
[ __ ] me say did you have anything you
1468
00:57:55,359 –> 00:58:00,960
wanted to do in place of this
1469
00:57:57,839 –> 00:58:04,079
emotional trauma oh i’m sorry
1470
00:58:00,960 –> 00:58:04,079
no you’re not don’t lie to me
1471
00:58:05,760 –> 00:58:10,960
so you guys make your way back over
1472
00:58:09,200 –> 00:58:13,680
along the way you do your little cactus
1473
00:58:10,960 –> 00:58:16,160
hunting you find some wild dinosaurs
1474
00:58:13,680 –> 00:58:18,079
it’s real cool you take pictures of
1475
00:58:16,160 –> 00:58:19,680
cameras existed but you know
1476
00:58:18,079 –> 00:58:22,319
and you make your way back to the city
1477
00:58:19,680 –> 00:58:24,880
and arlo leads you guys over
1478
00:58:22,319 –> 00:58:25,920
towards the housing district where he
1479
00:58:24,880 –> 00:58:27,760
lived
1480
00:58:25,920 –> 00:58:29,839
at this point you would have cast pass
1481
00:58:27,760 –> 00:58:31,839
without trace
1482
00:58:29,839 –> 00:58:34,319
and now is where i will ask you guys to
1483
00:58:31,839 –> 00:58:38,319
make your stealth checks
1484
00:58:34,319 –> 00:58:39,760
how does a 30 do 23. 27.
1485
00:58:38,319 –> 00:58:42,000
i don’t even know why i’m bothering to
1486
00:58:39,760 –> 00:58:42,799
look this thing up that i’m doing but
1487
00:58:42,000 –> 00:58:46,000
you know
1488
00:58:42,799 –> 00:58:47,119
just just in case somehow oh wait did
1489
00:58:46,000 –> 00:58:50,240
you cast your
1490
00:58:47,119 –> 00:58:51,119
uh stealth spell yeah what is that ad
1491
00:58:50,240 –> 00:58:54,319
like 10
1492
00:58:51,119 –> 00:58:57,920
10 37 yeah no shockingly
1493
00:58:54,319 –> 00:59:02,559
uh no living creature can see any of you
1494
00:58:57,920 –> 00:59:02,559
hooray welcome to the void dimension
1495
00:59:03,040 –> 00:59:07,200
oh yeah and my hood has been up this
1496
00:59:05,200 –> 00:59:09,520
whole time so
1497
00:59:07,200 –> 00:59:11,839
that means [ __ ] nothing we’re moving
1498
00:59:09,520 –> 00:59:11,839
on
1499
00:59:12,160 –> 00:59:16,640
so yeah you guys blend into the shadows
1500
00:59:14,960 –> 00:59:18,559
the alleyways
1501
00:59:16,640 –> 00:59:20,720
whatever you need to and you go
1502
00:59:18,559 –> 00:59:24,720
virtually undetected
1503
00:59:20,720 –> 00:59:29,119
as you head over to your house
1504
00:59:24,720 –> 00:59:32,079
and you do find it and it’s
1505
00:59:29,119 –> 00:59:33,440
more or less exactly how you remember it
1506
00:59:32,079 –> 00:59:37,920
it’s a
1507
00:59:33,440 –> 00:59:40,319
stone house it’s very dwarvish in nature
1508
00:59:37,920 –> 00:59:42,000
that is a very common aesthetic in this
1509
00:59:40,319 –> 00:59:43,839
part of town as i had mentioned when you
1510
00:59:42,000 –> 00:59:47,359
guys first came here
1511
00:59:43,839 –> 00:59:51,040
dwarves do live in the southern part of
1512
00:59:47,359 –> 00:59:54,880
taimanther to pass on
1513
00:59:51,040 –> 00:59:55,359
and expand their own smithing stone
1514
00:59:54,880 –> 00:59:58,319
working
1515
00:59:55,359 –> 00:59:59,599
whatever building craft that they have
1516
00:59:58,319 –> 01:00:00,400
kind of merge it with a little bit of
1517
00:59:59,599 –> 01:00:02,720
dragonborn
1518
01:00:00,400 –> 01:00:04,880
touch and so a lot of these higher class
1519
01:00:02,720 –> 01:00:09,599
houses are this unique blend
1520
01:00:04,880 –> 01:00:12,960
of dwarvish and dragonborn stonework
1521
01:00:09,599 –> 01:00:16,240
your house specifically or rather
1522
01:00:12,960 –> 01:00:19,440
your mother’s house is
1523
01:00:16,240 –> 01:00:22,880
on the uh highest point
1524
01:00:19,440 –> 01:00:24,240
of a hill sort of overlooking all of the
1525
01:00:22,880 –> 01:00:26,400
other ones
1526
01:00:24,240 –> 01:00:28,000
which given her position is not very
1527
01:00:26,400 –> 01:00:31,280
surprising she was
1528
01:00:28,000 –> 01:00:34,640
highly declarated even from
1529
01:00:31,280 –> 01:00:37,440
a young age she is actually one of the
1530
01:00:34,640 –> 01:00:38,880
youngest or was one of the youngest
1531
01:00:37,440 –> 01:00:42,240
dragonborn to reach
1532
01:00:38,880 –> 01:00:44,400
the rank of general when she did you’re
1533
01:00:42,240 –> 01:00:46,000
just standing in front of your house
1534
01:00:44,400 –> 01:00:48,400
what do you do
1535
01:00:46,000 –> 01:00:49,680
arlo is kind of like covertly kind of
1536
01:00:48,400 –> 01:00:51,680
like sneaking around and like i guess
1537
01:00:49,680 –> 01:00:53,119
like the bushes or whatever
1538
01:00:51,680 –> 01:00:54,960
and like he just kind of stops to look
1539
01:00:53,119 –> 01:00:56,720
at the house for a bit and
1540
01:00:54,960 –> 01:00:59,040
he scopes out the area to make sure that
1541
01:00:56,720 –> 01:01:01,280
like no one’s home
1542
01:00:59,040 –> 01:01:02,880
and then he very slowly makes his way
1543
01:01:01,280 –> 01:01:03,760
over to and just kind of like touches
1544
01:01:02,880 –> 01:01:06,319
his
1545
01:01:03,760 –> 01:01:07,680
hand to the front door and looks out at
1546
01:01:06,319 –> 01:01:11,440
the yard
1547
01:01:07,680 –> 01:01:14,160
and just memories of him and cal
1548
01:01:11,440 –> 01:01:16,160
as little kids playing in the yard with
1549
01:01:14,160 –> 01:01:18,000
their parents and like
1550
01:01:16,160 –> 01:01:19,359
having little water pail fights with
1551
01:01:18,000 –> 01:01:24,079
each other
1552
01:01:19,359 –> 01:01:26,240
kind of fled back to him and um
1553
01:01:24,079 –> 01:01:27,599
he kind of sighs heavily and walks back
1554
01:01:26,240 –> 01:01:29,520
to everyone
1555
01:01:27,599 –> 01:01:31,200
and says in like his normal voice like
1556
01:01:29,520 –> 01:01:33,760
hey this was a
1557
01:01:31,200 –> 01:01:36,160
this was probably a mistake we should
1558
01:01:33,760 –> 01:01:41,040
get back and get going
1559
01:01:36,160 –> 01:01:44,799
as you say that arlo romy perception
1560
01:01:41,040 –> 01:01:46,240
17 you say how this was probably a
1561
01:01:44,799 –> 01:01:49,359
mistake
1562
01:01:46,240 –> 01:01:52,400
you’re not sure if you say that because
1563
01:01:49,359 –> 01:01:55,200
of the memories or fear of potentially
1564
01:01:52,400 –> 01:01:55,760
being seen you’re not fully sure
1565
01:01:55,200 –> 01:01:57,680
yourself
1566
01:01:55,760 –> 01:02:01,599
what part of this you think was a bad
1567
01:01:57,680 –> 01:02:01,599
idea or what you might regret
1568
01:02:02,160 –> 01:02:10,880
but as you look up getting ready
1569
01:02:06,000 –> 01:02:10,880
to head off you see
1570
01:02:10,960 –> 01:02:17,920
your aunt walking
1571
01:02:14,240 –> 01:02:20,799
over to the house with one
1572
01:02:17,920 –> 01:02:20,799
kamodra
1573
01:02:23,119 –> 01:02:28,319
and that is where we shall pause our
1574
01:02:25,359 –> 01:02:28,319
tale for now
1575
01:02:33,200 –> 01:02:37,359
hello everyone jordan here we have a few
1576
01:02:35,599 –> 01:02:39,359
plugs shout out as well as a few
1577
01:02:37,359 –> 01:02:40,319
bloopers that didn’t quite make it into
1578
01:02:39,359 –> 01:02:42,799
the episode proper
1579
01:02:40,319 –> 01:02:44,079
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1580
01:02:42,799 –> 01:02:47,280
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1581
01:02:44,079 –> 01:02:49,200
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1582
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1584
01:02:50,960 –> 01:02:54,880
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1590
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1592
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01:03:13,039 –> 01:03:20,640
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1598
01:03:20,640 –> 01:03:25,720
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we do ask that you keep it pg lest we
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unleash our unholy wrath upon you
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don’t forget to leave a review and share
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the show with a friend
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until next time bye
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[Music]
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well you gruesome oath do you see
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anything that you like
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i mean i guess there’s some good stuff
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here but i don’t know it’s all too
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pretty for my taste yeah i think it’s
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more like
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for the every man and uh don’t sacrifice
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on comfort in any way
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i’m going to ignore how hurtful that
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comment was
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let’s see something that has been tended
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for any one person
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but also is comfortable
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i’m going to do something i normally
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wouldn’t do and recommend a competitor
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have you thought about black feather
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apparel
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black feather apparel is an online
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retailer that sells a wide variety of
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graphic tees
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i do like me a graphic tee not only that
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but they also
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have several hoodies that are equally as
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gorgeous
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as they are comfortable all right well
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what about like my lower half i’m glad
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that my upper hand will be nice and
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comfy but i don’t want my butter to get
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all chilly my goodness you’re so borish
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fortunately they also carry several
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different sweatpants and leggings
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each as comfortable as the last
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yeah i guess i’ll go with that sounds
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like a much better fit than your crap
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we’re gonna find them my goodness i hate
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you so much you can find them
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at blackfeatherapparel.com you can also
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find them on facebook and instagram
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under the same name
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remember you big stupid oaf it’s
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blackfeatherapparel.com
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shut up oh
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please my mic picks up everything baby i
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beg of you
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if this ends up making it to the final
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episode of everyone at home jordan has a
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little kitten named chisol
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if the meowing didn’t make it in this is
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not either
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01:06:28,079 –> 01:06:33,839
oh it definitely should well i edit so
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no bobby
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hello not now please i’ll later
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oh is she begging for snuggles she was
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on my lap
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focus children focus
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she’s not on my lap was someone
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imitating purring
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no katie oh i swear to god
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can we get back to the podcast okay okay
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okay
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yes yeah chloe that’s a perfect word for
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it
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chase out
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you suck it was so little
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yeah she’s a tiny little thing she’s
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like three pounds
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oh it’s so small what was i saying
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can the rest of the podcast just be us
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listening to cheese house a little noise
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no give it
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to get through i would listen to that
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podcast i was like
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uh now welcome back to 20 minutes of
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soft baby cat noises
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well someone else can do that maybe that
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could be a later project of ours for
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01:07:54,160 –> 01:07:58,160
right now we got a
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[ _ ] dnd podcast to get through [ _ ]
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me
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clone is the perfect word for it thank
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you
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jesus shut up god damn
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give me love later i have chelsea watch
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chiso she’s outside
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oh and she’s with the other cat and
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she’s pissed off jade so they need time
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alone
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uh i’m kind of trapped with this shut up
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oh my god you shut up too i just
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can’t yeah i love me i want
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i want video of this baby well i can’t
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figure out my webcam so get over it
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you got a cell phone i’m not pulling out
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my cell phone in the middle of this
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i’ll do it later
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god dammit i keep losing place on where
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the [ __ ] i was christina where was i
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um bookkeeper suppose he’s still alive
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all right
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oh this is a lot of i believe as of
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right now
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two things that saith is keeping from
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y’all
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um no i misunderstood i thought it was
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somebody
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completely different who the [ __ ] did
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you think i was talking about
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warwick iridel
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who who that is
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the the tiefling master of uh
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the commune that saith was born to
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he’s not white
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stop it you’re not on the podcast
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i have so much fun editing this all
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right so we are talking about asmodius
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all right i feel like yes
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fully yes yeah where the [ __ ] else what
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01:09:47,279 –> 01:09:50,880
are you talking about
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warwick irritable thoroughly confused
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both as christina and wintera
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01:09:53,359 –> 01:09:57,520
god yes no you fully brought up a
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character that like no one but you and
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01:09:57,520 –> 01:10:02,880
jordan knows about
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01:09:58,800 –> 01:10:04,800
and i forgot about him that i honestly
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that’s why i was like don’t do this
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don’t be like this
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01:10:06,400 –> 01:10:11,360
like no no no it’s asmodius this i feel
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01:10:09,280 –> 01:10:14,880
like this is arguably worse
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01:10:11,360 –> 01:10:17,120
yeah no absolutely
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01:10:14,880 –> 01:10:19,280
yeah the king of the nine hells believe
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it or not yes a worse thing
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01:10:19,280 –> 01:10:26,320
to have 12 clones of in the world
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two of which you’ve met yep
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01:10:26,320 –> 01:10:31,840
no wonder they’re kind of stabby yeah a
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01:10:29,199 –> 01:10:31,840
little bit
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01:10:34,320 –> 01:10:37,840
that is fair enough
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01:10:39,760 –> 01:10:43,600
you guys are not helping it’s just so
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cute
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01:10:43,600 –> 01:10:47,280
yes i know my cat’s adorable can we move
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01:10:45,760 –> 01:10:49,120
on please
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01:10:47,280 –> 01:10:50,320
small squeak baby we are 40 minutes in
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01:10:49,120 –> 01:10:52,239
and i’m pretty sure half of this needs
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01:10:50,320 –> 01:10:56,480
to be cut
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01:10:52,239 –> 01:10:58,480
oh definitely you’ve got vomiting
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01:10:56,480 –> 01:10:59,679
oh that has to stay in oh no i’m
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01:10:58,480 –> 01:11:02,080
cranking the volume on that you’re
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01:10:59,679 –> 01:11:02,080
kidding me
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01:11:02,159 –> 01:11:06,320
you’re gonna put that on loop yes
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01:11:06,480 –> 01:11:15,920
turn it into a techno song
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01:11:12,960 –> 01:11:16,320
i don’t know the blooper reel for this
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01:11:15,920 –> 01:11:19,440
is just
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01:11:16,320 –> 01:11:22,960
she saw meowing and all of us going oh
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01:11:19,440 –> 01:11:41,840
that was kind of my plan kitten bloopers
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01:11:22,960 –> 01:11:41,840
anywho what’s the winter thought is
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01:11:49,360 –> 01:11:54,960
that is just what is playing in her head
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01:11:52,840 –> 01:11:56,960
constantly
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01:11:54,960 –> 01:11:58,480
it syncs up perfectly to the jug band
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music and and um
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[ __ ] sniff’s head
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