Episode 23: Last Train to Nowhere

The Agents and the Fun Pals, along with Sniffs, have come to Snapdra Agon in the hopes of tracking down Immor and the wayward gnolls. But will she be able to help, and what other unseen threats loom in the shadows?

Transcript

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hello everyone

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and welcome back to agents of damned

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our dnd let’s play podcast featuring

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myself your

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sometimes benevolent often malevolent

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dungeon master

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jordan roman and as always i am joined

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by my fellow players

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hi guys i’m katie and i play safe

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hey everyone i’m christina and i play

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wintera and i’m drew mclean and by

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bahamut’s beautiful boardwalk billies

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i play the good dr arlo aegon my god he

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has so many

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like just so much capital he’s a he’s a

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real real estate mogul

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and you are a war domain cleric

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what is real estate but war with

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property

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conquering the market remind me to never

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play monopoly with you

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i hope we have like at least like one

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fan who’s like a real estate agent and

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then there’s like clapping like

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yes that was for you

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insurance ted insurance

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oh we have a real estate agent like yes

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insurance ted

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just to show how into that world i am

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so recap yes please do it

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all right cool last time the agents and

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the fun pals examined the statue

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of vincent the divine while initially

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believing the statue was depicting ash

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fryden noted that it was odd that a

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dragon would have a

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non-traconic name as most of the teams

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searched for any additional clues about

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the nulls or ash

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when tara contacted ryan to inform her

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that the fun pals had been

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found and of the statue

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when when tara mentioned the name of

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vincent the divine

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ryan became oddly silent claiming not

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that despite the appearance the statue

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was not of ash

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but also that she knew who vincent

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truly was after ending the call both

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teams

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flew out of the ravine and back into the

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ruins proper

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however they found that the caverns were

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completely

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abandoned upon reaching the entrance of

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the ruins

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they were ambushed

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by a lone null named sniffs

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after quickly restraining him they began

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the lengthy and

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largely fruitless process of

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interrogating him

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despite how dense sniffs was they did

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eventually manage to learn that ash had

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spoken with the null leader

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emor and used a dark crystal to force

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his compliance in his plans

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however they were not able to determine

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where emor

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and the knolls had gone despite the

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setback

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arlo mentioned that he had a contact in

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the capital city

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of dirad thymar that might be able to

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help them

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track the wayward gnolls and stones

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the contact was his aunt snapdra aegon

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who was the head of the stealth force

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for the draconic military

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they managed to meet with snaptra and

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despite arlo’s disguise

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she was able to ascertain the identity

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of her nephew quickly

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after playing the role of quirky aunt

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snapchat was then ready to help the

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agents and the fun pals to track down

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the missing gnolls and

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thus we resume our tale

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so you guys are all still in the office

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with snapdra and she has just said that

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she is ready to get down to work

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however she then immediately uh leans in

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says

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all right so i have

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a couple ideas on how we might be able

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to find your

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uh lost mutts both of which

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involve your slobbery little friend over

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there and she points over to snips

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now i would be

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uh remiss to say that

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uh getting the entirety of the stale

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force to

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look into this matter would be a

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how should i put this a long drawn out

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and tedious process

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that i imagine y’all don’t want to have

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to go through

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i mean i’d have i’d imagine you could

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probably like put together a team of

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you know people that you trust to run

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through something

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i mean the thing about it is i’d have to

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go through like all the

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official paperwork and all that stuff

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that just takes [ __ ] forever

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but that does not mean i cannot help you

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i instead

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have some other people that would be

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more

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backdoorsy shall we say that i think

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we’ll be able to help

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now first things first i need to double

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check on this how urgent

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is this exactly like is it just a as

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soon as possible or is it a you have a

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deadline type deal like

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what are we looking with here because

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that does change a few things uh we have

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a deadline of that the longer these

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people are at large

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the greater likelihood that uh some

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catastrophic type shenanigans might

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occur

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okay so sooner rather than later but no

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immediate deadline got it perfect

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so i got one of

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two people i think might be able to help

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out with this

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the first is an old drinking buggy of

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mine she came down from

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the northern part of the impact uh

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she over by the church she could

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probably like

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probe our little friend’s mind here and

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she goes over to sniffs and like

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pinches his cheeks and he just kind of

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lets it happen and

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not gonna lie given the way his heads

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probably

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um see more hollow than a dried out

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cactus

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i don’t know we’d get the most precise

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information out of that but it might

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give us a hint in the right direction

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and it’d be

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relatively quick but

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i also happen to have someone else that

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might be able to um

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how should i say feel his empty little

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head

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and make him a little bit more useful

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than just a vague hint they’d be able to

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basically make him uh

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let’s say reasonably intelligent and he

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might be able to actually help us

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answer some questions without all the

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ums and uh’s and maybe even lead us to

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where they all

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are i don’t know the only catch about

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that one is it’d take a little bit

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longer like

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probably most of the day but i mean hey

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you wanna go to satsang

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as tempting as it is to go sightseeing

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uh literally everyone that i’ve run into

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that actually knows me has figured out

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my disguise

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very easily so we’re probably going to

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want to keep things pretty tight here

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well i mean you could always just like

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not go to people who know you

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that’s true but uh i don’t know it’s

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kind of like that

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yo you were you’re going to the

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supermarket and just kind of ran into

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someone who knew you from high school or

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something and you’re like oh [ __ ]

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i feel like one of those might happen

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well we could go back and check on your

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friend who was

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wanting your help that you ignored

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earlier and told me to ignore

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yeah that was hilarious i mean yeah i

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guess we could help

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cal out there arlo honestly i’m just

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gonna go ahead and say this a little

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disappointed to hear that

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what he was fine was he

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yeah it’s just a minor disturbance in

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the town square

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she [ __ ] her eyebrow further was he

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he was definitely maybe gonna be fine

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uh-huh i’ll go help him

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well hold on hold on

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which what do we want to do with the no

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i mean do we really need him

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if you didn’t need him why the hell did

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you bring them

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i mean we definitely need them to figure

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this out so

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all right who who are you thinking for

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option a and who are you thinking for

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option b

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no one you know the names wouldn’t mean

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anything

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well which one of them do you i guess

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trust more

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to keep things uh close to the best i

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trust both

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i’ve known them both for look arlo let

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me explain this to you as best i can

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neither one is a bad option it’s just

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the first person my drinking buddy

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will give you a more immediate

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vague answer and that’s kind of where

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the help ends the other person will take

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all day but they’ll be able to make our

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drooling dribbling

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idiot friend here actually maybe a

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little bit useful

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going forward depends on what you want

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immediate

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maybe helpful results or long-term

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probably helpful results

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then i i guess we’ll have to take the

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time to get things done properly we

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can’t really risk

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vague helpful we’ve already kind of got

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vague helpful going on with the

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this one here and he kind of like taps

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on the top of his head and makes a

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hollow gourd sound

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he is currently chewing on his own leg

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and he looks up at you and just kind of

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smiles with leg and mouth

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i honestly i don’t know what i expected

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from you but all right where are we

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going

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to no candyland

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oh why are you even bothering a lot of

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him he don’t know [ __ ] let’s go

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uh as she makes her way over to the door

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she stops her because like oh

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uh one other thing that i almost forgot

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we are going to be taking the long way

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around hope that’s not a big deal

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well i suppose everything else has

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already happened today

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might as well well i just figured you

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probably wouldn’t want to go by your old

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military academy it was all

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yeah i would prefer to

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uh avoid that yeah i figured you would

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especially since i happen to have a

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special guest speaker today

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my sister oh nope

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i had a feeling that so i just wanted to

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make sure we were on the same page as

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that when we go the long way around

273
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very much so all right let’s go

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she guides you guys outside of the

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barracks and as she said

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basically along the perimeter of the

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city as she does this

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she pulls out a speaking stone and kind

279
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of whispers into it

280
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uh it is quieter than any of you guys

281
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would be reasonably able to hear

282
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uh mostly because of her time spent in

283
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the

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stealth core she’s pretty good about

285
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keeping that stuff

286
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very very quiet so

287
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as you guys make your way along you

288
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eventually come across a gate and

289
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at this gate you see a hooded figure

290
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and snapchat raised up hands like all

291
00:11:36,000 –> 00:11:38,320
right hold up this is my contact let me

292
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just go

293
00:11:38,320 –> 00:11:41,519
let him know what’s going on i mean he

294
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has a general idea but you know

295
00:11:41,519 –> 00:11:47,519
specifics all that stuff just

296
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make sure he’s cool he’s a little um

297
00:11:47,680 –> 00:11:52,480
stabby i know he says it runs in his

298
00:11:51,120 –> 00:11:54,839
bloodline or something i’ll

299
00:11:52,480 –> 00:11:56,800
just let him know what’s up what a

300
00:11:54,839 –> 00:11:59,839
coincidence that sounds familiar

301
00:11:56,800 –> 00:12:03,120
arlo immediately looks directly at safe

302
00:11:59,839 –> 00:12:06,480
what a coincidence

303
00:12:03,120 –> 00:12:09,440
like i said bloodlands and she

304
00:12:06,480 –> 00:12:11,839
walks over i want y’all to give me a

305
00:12:09,440 –> 00:12:15,760
quick perception check

306
00:12:11,839 –> 00:12:17,760
i first roll of the day go on say it

307
00:12:15,760 –> 00:12:19,120
just say it get it over with rip the

308
00:12:17,760 –> 00:12:22,800
band-aid off

309
00:12:19,120 –> 00:12:25,120
is a natural 20

310
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i’m gonna go down and burn those dice

311
00:12:25,120 –> 00:12:30,000
does it matter what we rolled

312
00:12:26,560 –> 00:12:33,200
i mean i got a 22 but i got a 25.

313
00:12:30,000 –> 00:12:34,560
no it’s super doesn’t because the 22 is

314
00:12:33,200 –> 00:12:38,000
the shittiest one means no

315
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it really doesn’t [ __ ] matter christ

316
00:12:38,000 –> 00:12:41,040
tell us his true identity jordan tell us

317
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his shoe size

318
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tell us what kind of ice cream he enjoys

319
00:12:43,760 –> 00:12:47,440
what the [ __ ] do you think perception

320
00:12:45,760 –> 00:12:48,959
does

321
00:12:47,440 –> 00:12:51,040
[Laughter]

322
00:12:48,959 –> 00:12:52,720
i was just you know that joke of the

323
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person who rolls a natural 20 like

324
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investigation or whatever and they’re

325
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just like

326
00:12:54,800 –> 00:12:58,880
tell me what his like [ __ ] tell me what

327
00:12:56,399 –> 00:13:00,079
he smells like tell me his third grade

328
00:12:58,880 –> 00:13:03,360
algebra teacher

329
00:13:00,079 –> 00:13:06,160
you see his birth certificate

330
00:13:03,360 –> 00:13:07,519
so you all watch as snapchat goes over

331
00:13:06,160 –> 00:13:10,320
to talk this hooded figure

332
00:13:07,519 –> 00:13:11,519
and you’re able to get all three of you

333
00:13:10,320 –> 00:13:14,880
are able to see

334
00:13:11,519 –> 00:13:16,399
under the hood and oh my god it’s sir

335
00:13:14,880 –> 00:13:21,839
elton john

336
00:13:16,399 –> 00:13:21,839
damn it no

337
00:13:22,560 –> 00:13:26,079
the rocket man himself yeah shockingly

338
00:13:25,200 –> 00:13:29,200
no that was not

339
00:13:26,079 –> 00:13:31,120
the surprise reveal i was going for what

340
00:13:29,200 –> 00:13:35,120
you do see though

341
00:13:31,120 –> 00:13:40,000
does both surprise and confuse you

342
00:13:35,120 –> 00:13:43,519
because under the hood is seven

343
00:13:40,000 –> 00:13:45,760
what well then um

344
00:13:43,519 –> 00:13:46,880
but is it seven do you all walk over and

345
00:13:45,760 –> 00:13:50,079
talk to him

346
00:13:46,880 –> 00:13:52,800
i yell out seven what the [ __ ]

347
00:13:50,079 –> 00:13:54,560
he looks up and his eyebrow is raised

348
00:13:52,800 –> 00:13:57,279
slightly

349
00:13:54,560 –> 00:13:58,079
he then says something to snapdra and

350
00:13:57,279 –> 00:14:02,000
then walks

351
00:13:58,079 –> 00:14:03,600
over to you guys and says

352
00:14:02,000 –> 00:14:06,320
i’m sorry i believe you seem to have me

353
00:14:03,600 –> 00:14:09,760
confused with someone else

354
00:14:06,320 –> 00:14:10,160
though i am quite curious how is it that

355
00:14:09,760 –> 00:14:13,279
you

356
00:14:10,160 –> 00:14:16,720
fine folks know my brother uh

357
00:14:13,279 –> 00:14:20,320
he is in our chess club

358
00:14:16,720 –> 00:14:21,760
poetry slam also that poetry chess you

359
00:14:20,320 –> 00:14:25,839
should try it it is

360
00:14:21,760 –> 00:14:28,800
very good exercise for the mind hmm

361
00:14:25,839 –> 00:14:30,560
well one of those makes a lot more sense

362
00:14:28,800 –> 00:14:34,399
than the other

363
00:14:30,560 –> 00:14:37,760
he always did sort of admire my own

364
00:14:34,399 –> 00:14:39,279
poetic ability if you will forgive me i

365
00:14:37,760 –> 00:14:40,000
have forgotten my manners he stands out

366
00:14:39,279 –> 00:14:45,440
of hand

367
00:14:40,000 –> 00:14:48,560
i am four it’s nice to meet you

368
00:14:45,440 –> 00:14:51,920
likewise i have many questions

369
00:14:48,560 –> 00:14:54,720
and hopefully i have some answers

370
00:14:51,920 –> 00:14:56,480
what are your questions why are you both

371
00:14:54,720 –> 00:15:00,320
named after numbers

372
00:14:56,480 –> 00:15:02,079
oh it is our birth order i’m sorry

373
00:15:00,320 –> 00:15:04,000
that’s a lot of children that is a lot

374
00:15:02,079 –> 00:15:07,199
of children is it

375
00:15:04,000 –> 00:15:10,160
i didn’t realize it was that bizarre

376
00:15:07,199 –> 00:15:10,639
to be fair we were not exactly born

377
00:15:10,160 –> 00:15:13,440
under

378
00:15:10,639 –> 00:15:14,560
normal circumstances though to be fair i

379
00:15:13,440 –> 00:15:18,079
suppose

380
00:15:14,560 –> 00:15:22,160
we do come from a rather large family

381
00:15:18,079 –> 00:15:24,800
most people don’t have 11 siblings

382
00:15:22,160 –> 00:15:26,720
that’s even greater than seven did you

383
00:15:24,800 –> 00:15:28,880
think he was the youngest

384
00:15:26,720 –> 00:15:30,639
you know i can definitely see him being

385
00:15:28,880 –> 00:15:34,000
a middle child

386
00:15:30,639 –> 00:15:37,680
he is one of many by the very nature of

387
00:15:34,000 –> 00:15:41,120
our you know it’s funny it it feels

388
00:15:37,680 –> 00:15:42,720
wrong saying birthing or

389
00:15:41,120 –> 00:15:44,480
i’m sorry it’s not true is this okay if

390
00:15:42,720 –> 00:15:46,079
we have this conversation

391
00:15:44,480 –> 00:15:47,519
and she looks over subject and she just

392
00:15:46,079 –> 00:15:49,600
waves like yeah yeah it’s fine do

393
00:15:47,519 –> 00:15:52,160
whatever you got to do where your time

394
00:15:49,600 –> 00:15:52,959
i was like ah excellent um anyway as i

395
00:15:52,160 –> 00:15:56,240
was saying

396
00:15:52,959 –> 00:15:58,079
um i i hope i’m not i i

397
00:15:56,240 –> 00:15:59,600
as you all came for some assistance i

398
00:15:58,079 –> 00:16:01,519
hope it’s not

399
00:15:59,600 –> 00:16:03,279
too bothersome to have this conversation

400
00:16:01,519 –> 00:16:06,800
i just

401
00:16:03,279 –> 00:16:09,760
no one asks oh no this uh this [ __ ] is

402
00:16:06,800 –> 00:16:16,560
real juicy keep going

403
00:16:09,760 –> 00:16:22,480
[Laughter]

404
00:16:16,560 –> 00:16:27,839
i’m really into this deep lawshit please

405
00:16:22,480 –> 00:16:27,839
i’m not i am not sober enough for this

406
00:16:28,639 –> 00:16:31,680
either get over it

407
00:16:32,240 –> 00:16:37,120
i’m already three deep dog what a

408
00:16:34,160 –> 00:16:40,320
coincidence why

409
00:16:37,120 –> 00:16:44,240
how much has seven told you

410
00:16:40,320 –> 00:16:48,240
of our lineage exactly

411
00:16:44,240 –> 00:16:51,680
um all of none really honestly nothing

412
00:16:48,240 –> 00:16:52,639
because he’s very um i guess as you said

413
00:16:51,680 –> 00:16:54,399
stabby

414
00:16:52,639 –> 00:16:56,480
he looks over to snapdra and she just

415
00:16:54,399 –> 00:16:58,639
shrugs

416
00:16:56,480 –> 00:17:00,560
i prefer not to refer to us as that but

417
00:16:58,639 –> 00:17:02,240
i suppose we do all have somewhat of a

418
00:17:00,560 –> 00:17:03,759
bit of a bloodlust in us though i

419
00:17:02,240 –> 00:17:04,400
suppose that can’t really be helped

420
00:17:03,759 –> 00:17:08,079
given who

421
00:17:04,400 –> 00:17:12,000
are again it feels weird saying this

422
00:17:08,079 –> 00:17:15,199
but i guess father is

423
00:17:12,000 –> 00:17:19,039
seven and i are part of a

424
00:17:15,199 –> 00:17:24,079
disbanded organization that is known as

425
00:17:19,039 –> 00:17:24,079
the twelve pieces of the nine we are

426
00:17:24,240 –> 00:17:30,400
not like most tieflings and he

427
00:17:27,919 –> 00:17:31,039
motions over to saith when he says that

428
00:17:30,400 –> 00:17:34,400
uh i

429
00:17:31,039 –> 00:17:37,840
assume you had uh

430
00:17:34,400 –> 00:17:42,559
you have memories of your parents yes

431
00:17:37,840 –> 00:17:43,600
oh uh yeah

432
00:17:42,559 –> 00:17:44,799
i’m not gonna lie didn’t occurred to me

433
00:17:43,600 –> 00:17:47,840
till after i said that how [ __ ] up

434
00:17:44,799 –> 00:17:47,840
that was

435
00:17:48,480 –> 00:17:51,660
everyone in the group just like cringes

436
00:17:50,480 –> 00:17:55,919
like

437
00:17:51,660 –> 00:18:00,400
[Music]

438
00:17:55,919 –> 00:18:04,160
let’s change the subject there buddy oh

439
00:18:00,400 –> 00:18:05,600
apologies it’s okay well you’re smiling

440
00:18:04,160 –> 00:18:07,760
so i have no reason to doubt you on that

441
00:18:05,600 –> 00:18:07,760
one

442
00:18:10,530 –> 00:18:14,500
[Laughter]

443
00:18:13,520 –> 00:18:16,960
face just like

444
00:18:14,500 –> 00:18:20,000
[Laughter]

445
00:18:16,960 –> 00:18:20,400
her cheeks are kind of like a little bit

446
00:18:20,000 –> 00:18:23,440
of a

447
00:18:20,400 –> 00:18:25,679
darker gray purple and like she like

448
00:18:23,440 –> 00:18:27,679
pulls up her hood and just kind of like

449
00:18:25,679 –> 00:18:31,200
pulls up her mask and

450
00:18:27,679 –> 00:18:32,799
just kind of disappears into her cloak

451
00:18:31,200 –> 00:18:34,799
it’s the closest to a frown she’s gotten

452
00:18:32,799 –> 00:18:38,000
in years i’ll just kind of pat

453
00:18:34,799 –> 00:18:41,919
her on the head uh

454
00:18:38,000 –> 00:18:43,440
anyway as i was saying i again apologize

455
00:18:41,919 –> 00:18:46,799
i did not realize

456
00:18:43,440 –> 00:18:49,760
um i do not

457
00:18:46,799 –> 00:18:50,640
we do not have parents in the

458
00:18:49,760 –> 00:18:54,880
traditional

459
00:18:50,640 –> 00:18:58,960
sense we were all

460
00:18:54,880 –> 00:19:00,880
made if that makes sense

461
00:18:58,960 –> 00:19:04,240
oh you guys are like clones or something

462
00:19:00,880 –> 00:19:05,679
i suppose clone would be uh

463
00:19:04,240 –> 00:19:08,320
a perfect word for that i never thought

464
00:19:05,679 –> 00:19:11,440
of that one yes yes we are

465
00:19:08,320 –> 00:19:14,240
all clones of the same

466
00:19:11,440 –> 00:19:15,559
spawn essentially uh we were all

467
00:19:14,240 –> 00:19:19,679
different attempts at

468
00:19:15,559 –> 00:19:19,679
recreating our source

469
00:19:20,400 –> 00:19:29,600
save would you do me a favor and roll me

470
00:19:25,039 –> 00:19:33,360
a history check real quick uh 19.

471
00:19:29,600 –> 00:19:36,400
as he’s is talking about like this

472
00:19:33,360 –> 00:19:39,440
source that he and seven

473
00:19:36,400 –> 00:19:43,039
were spawned from

474
00:19:39,440 –> 00:19:44,559
something kind of clicks for you

475
00:19:43,039 –> 00:19:47,200
there’s always been something about

476
00:19:44,559 –> 00:19:49,120
seven that just seemed eerily familiar

477
00:19:47,200 –> 00:19:51,360
to you but you could never quite

478
00:19:49,120 –> 00:19:53,600
place it you were never sure what it was

479
00:19:51,360 –> 00:19:57,600
because you know you’ve never met him

480
00:19:53,600 –> 00:20:00,160
before silvery moon or even before

481
00:19:57,600 –> 00:20:01,919
when you came back from neverwinter for

482
00:20:00,160 –> 00:20:03,200
the love of jesus

483
00:20:01,919 –> 00:20:05,120
jesus does not exist in this world he’s

484
00:20:03,200 –> 00:20:07,919
not among the pantheon don’t

485
00:20:05,120 –> 00:20:08,960
don’t do this it doesn’t have to be this

486
00:20:07,919 –> 00:20:12,320
way

487
00:20:08,960 –> 00:20:15,200
i’m sorry my child i’m afraid to trust

488
00:20:12,320 –> 00:20:15,600
are you kidding me right now there is

489
00:20:15,200 –> 00:20:18,960
only

490
00:20:15,600 –> 00:20:20,799
one other devil creature you can think

491
00:20:18,960 –> 00:20:24,960
of

492
00:20:20,799 –> 00:20:24,960
with bleached white skin

493
00:20:25,039 –> 00:20:29,280
and you’ve met him before

494
00:20:31,919 –> 00:20:37,039
something seems to be troubling you um

495
00:20:35,039 –> 00:20:38,480
sensitive tiefling girl who i

496
00:20:37,039 –> 00:20:40,080
accidentally offended earlier i

497
00:20:38,480 –> 00:20:43,120
apologize for that again

498
00:20:40,080 –> 00:20:44,640
to the fifth time i think

499
00:20:43,120 –> 00:20:48,080
is everything all right i don’t believe

500
00:20:44,640 –> 00:20:51,120
i said anything offensive lately

501
00:20:48,080 –> 00:20:54,960
i think i need to go throw up

502
00:20:51,120 –> 00:20:58,930
all up i’ll be over here

503
00:20:54,960 –> 00:21:00,840
listening but not but not here

504
00:20:58,930 –> 00:21:04,320
[Music]

505
00:21:00,840 –> 00:21:06,640
oh okay

506
00:21:04,320 –> 00:21:07,520
he looks to uh our alone they’re like is

507
00:21:06,640 –> 00:21:10,640
this normal

508
00:21:07,520 –> 00:21:13,360
i feel like i’m messing up a lot and

509
00:21:10,640 –> 00:21:15,039
it i uh you you just kind of

510
00:21:13,360 –> 00:21:17,280
accidentally hit like

511
00:21:15,039 –> 00:21:19,679
you accidentally hit all of the worst

512
00:21:17,280 –> 00:21:22,080
spots all at once i think

513
00:21:19,679 –> 00:21:24,080
oh it would be like if you had a

514
00:21:22,080 –> 00:21:25,840
troublesome history in two separate

515
00:21:24,080 –> 00:21:28,799
occasions with like

516
00:21:25,840 –> 00:21:30,960
scorpions and sangria and someone

517
00:21:28,799 –> 00:21:32,240
brought up scorpion sangria to you and

518
00:21:30,960 –> 00:21:34,480
you were just like no

519
00:21:32,240 –> 00:21:36,320
no man none of that we actually have a

520
00:21:34,480 –> 00:21:37,200
bar nearby that has sloppy and sangria

521
00:21:36,320 –> 00:21:39,760
that was not the point you were trying

522
00:21:37,200 –> 00:21:42,960
to make i apologize

523
00:21:39,760 –> 00:21:46,880
[Laughter]

524
00:21:42,960 –> 00:21:46,880
make sure not to get it in your hair

525
00:21:47,919 –> 00:21:53,039
when tara goes over and like not looking

526
00:21:51,039 –> 00:21:53,679
at the vomit but is like rubbing safe on

527
00:21:53,039 –> 00:21:57,520
the back

528
00:21:53,679 –> 00:21:57,520
like it’s okay it’s okay let it

529
00:21:57,679 –> 00:22:01,440
at out point snapchat what is snapchat

530
00:21:59,600 –> 00:22:04,240
doing that’s the sunflower oh no

531
00:22:01,440 –> 00:22:06,240
comes back i was like okay so i think

532
00:22:04,240 –> 00:22:07,520
i’ve let you have enough of your little

533
00:22:06,240 –> 00:22:09,200
uh chit chat for now

534
00:22:07,520 –> 00:22:11,280
we did come over here for a purpose so

535
00:22:09,200 –> 00:22:13,120
if you can quit oh i don’t know uh

536
00:22:11,280 –> 00:22:15,039
patronizing them

537
00:22:13,120 –> 00:22:16,640
intentionally or otherwise and we can

538
00:22:15,039 –> 00:22:17,679
get on with this i do still have a lot

539
00:22:16,640 –> 00:22:20,320
of work to do so

540
00:22:17,679 –> 00:22:20,720
we can go ahead and just do the thing

541
00:22:20,320 –> 00:22:23,919
now

542
00:22:20,720 –> 00:22:26,000
please thank you for watching moving on

543
00:22:23,919 –> 00:22:29,039
would be a great thing for me

544
00:22:26,000 –> 00:22:30,159
now please yes thank you the hell did

545
00:22:29,039 –> 00:22:33,280
you say to her

546
00:22:30,159 –> 00:22:37,120
i don’t know um you

547
00:22:33,280 –> 00:22:40,320
said you had someone you needed awakened

548
00:22:37,120 –> 00:22:42,080
oh yes uh here he is this is sniff and i

549
00:22:40,320 –> 00:22:44,960
kind of like push him forward

550
00:22:42,080 –> 00:22:47,039
oh my he does appear to be lesser yeah

551
00:22:44,960 –> 00:22:50,320
he is um

552
00:22:47,039 –> 00:22:51,440
very stupid almost almost as if

553
00:22:50,320 –> 00:22:53,039
professionally so

554
00:22:51,440 –> 00:22:55,840
his eyes are going in opposite

555
00:22:53,039 –> 00:22:55,840
directions

556
00:22:56,480 –> 00:23:03,200
do we really want to make him smarter

557
00:22:59,840 –> 00:23:04,880
are we sure i’m imagining like a fly

558
00:23:03,200 –> 00:23:07,760
like flies into one of his ear holes and

559
00:23:04,880 –> 00:23:07,760
then flies

560
00:23:07,840 –> 00:23:12,720
are we are we sure we want him to be

561
00:23:10,880 –> 00:23:15,280
smarter because this sounds like a great

562
00:23:12,720 –> 00:23:17,760
character just in general

563
00:23:15,280 –> 00:23:18,799
it’s probably temporary what do you

564
00:23:17,760 –> 00:23:21,760
think awaken

565
00:23:18,799 –> 00:23:23,440
does it really it isn’t temporary i

566
00:23:21,760 –> 00:23:25,760
forgot about the spell awakening yeah

567
00:23:23,440 –> 00:23:27,039
no this would be super permanent we can

568
00:23:25,760 –> 00:23:27,679
we can figure out a way to make him dumb

569
00:23:27,039 –> 00:23:31,280
again later

570
00:23:27,679 –> 00:23:33,760
oh my [ __ ] it will be our side quest to

571
00:23:31,280 –> 00:23:36,080
make sniffs dumb again so he’ll be fun

572
00:23:33,760 –> 00:23:38,000
isn’t that what geos does no i think it

573
00:23:36,080 –> 00:23:39,679
like i think feeble mind

574
00:23:38,000 –> 00:23:41,120
yeah yeah there’s other spells that make

575
00:23:39,679 –> 00:23:44,159
you stupid hey

576
00:23:41,120 –> 00:23:46,559
uh four do you also know feeble mind

577
00:23:44,159 –> 00:23:47,679
oh no that is far beyond my current

578
00:23:46,559 –> 00:23:49,600
capabilities

579
00:23:47,679 –> 00:23:51,120
awaken is probably the most advanced

580
00:23:49,600 –> 00:23:52,080
spell i’ve been able to figure out thus

581
00:23:51,120 –> 00:23:56,000
far

582
00:23:52,080 –> 00:23:57,840
okay just maybe like later on if you

583
00:23:56,000 –> 00:23:58,640
like know anyone that knows feeble mind

584
00:23:57,840 –> 00:24:00,640
like you uh

585
00:23:58,640 –> 00:24:03,120
that is i believe a seventh level spell

586
00:24:00,640 –> 00:24:05,760
that is a big ask

587
00:24:03,120 –> 00:24:07,279
i i have to ask i don’t know i don’t

588
00:24:05,760 –> 00:24:11,360
know your life i’m just

589
00:24:07,279 –> 00:24:14,559
i could say i gotta ask i mean that is

590
00:24:11,360 –> 00:24:16,240
entirely fair i suppose i wasn’t

591
00:24:14,559 –> 00:24:18,559
expecting to meet acquaintances of one

592
00:24:16,240 –> 00:24:21,760
of my brothers so

593
00:24:18,559 –> 00:24:24,400
there’s that i suppose i

594
00:24:21,760 –> 00:24:26,559
fully did not know that uh seven had

595
00:24:24,400 –> 00:24:28,000
brothers i assumed that like he’s

596
00:24:26,559 –> 00:24:30,640
you know his name was like something

597
00:24:28,000 –> 00:24:31,600
generic like ben and he went to damned

598
00:24:30,640 –> 00:24:34,799
and like

599
00:24:31,600 –> 00:24:36,159
had six other bends and he was like well

600
00:24:34,799 –> 00:24:36,880
i guess you could just call me ben

601
00:24:36,159 –> 00:24:39,600
number seven

602
00:24:36,880 –> 00:24:40,799
and it just got shortened to seven oh no

603
00:24:39,600 –> 00:24:42,960
no no there’s

604
00:24:40,799 –> 00:24:44,000
a total there’s a great total of 12 of

605
00:24:42,960 –> 00:24:46,000
us where

606
00:24:44,000 –> 00:24:47,039
all throughout the land of faerun we’ve

607
00:24:46,000 –> 00:24:50,000
kind of

608
00:24:47,039 –> 00:24:51,600
after our organization disbanded we

609
00:24:50,000 –> 00:24:52,720
decided to just you know make our own

610
00:24:51,600 –> 00:24:54,480
lives

611
00:24:52,720 –> 00:24:56,640
our creator was no longer around to you

612
00:24:54,480 –> 00:25:00,400
know tell us what to do so we just

613
00:24:56,640 –> 00:25:03,120
did what we wanted the coalition of

614
00:25:00,400 –> 00:25:06,880
county boys

615
00:25:03,120 –> 00:25:11,120
so i do have a question um

616
00:25:06,880 –> 00:25:13,600
your creator so he isn’t

617
00:25:11,120 –> 00:25:14,960
you know like the one that you’re cloned

618
00:25:13,600 –> 00:25:18,320
after right

619
00:25:14,960 –> 00:25:20,480
oh no no no no no just some uh drow

620
00:25:18,320 –> 00:25:22,159
scientist

621
00:25:20,480 –> 00:25:25,039
he’s not a threat to anyone i promise

622
00:25:22,159 –> 00:25:28,640
you so the one that you’re cloned after

623
00:25:25,039 –> 00:25:32,960
uh he’s still kicking

624
00:25:28,640 –> 00:25:36,400
i mean i suppose um

625
00:25:32,960 –> 00:25:37,760
um it really depends on what you

626
00:25:36,400 –> 00:25:40,840
consider to be

627
00:25:37,760 –> 00:25:42,400
beings not native of this plane to be i

628
00:25:40,840 –> 00:25:44,559
mean

629
00:25:42,400 –> 00:25:46,159
could could someone in the nine hells

630
00:25:44,559 –> 00:25:50,159
really be considered

631
00:25:46,159 –> 00:25:53,730
alive or dead it’s a complicated

632
00:25:50,159 –> 00:25:55,679
um nuance i suppose

633
00:25:53,730 –> 00:25:59,200
[Music]

634
00:25:55,679 –> 00:26:03,279
i hate every part of this all right

635
00:25:59,200 –> 00:26:03,279
let’s let’s do other things

636
00:26:03,919 –> 00:26:10,240
would either of us know what asmodius

637
00:26:05,760 –> 00:26:12,720
looks like nope

638
00:26:10,240 –> 00:26:12,720
attention

639
00:26:13,679 –> 00:26:16,799
so do you leave them do you leave sniffs

640
00:26:15,200 –> 00:26:18,720
with this guy

641
00:26:16,799 –> 00:26:21,279
i say we like we we leave sniffs with

642
00:26:18,720 –> 00:26:24,320
the with four

643
00:26:21,279 –> 00:26:27,200
and then we uh we kind of like

644
00:26:24,320 –> 00:26:28,559
we as as kindly as we can see him off

645
00:26:27,200 –> 00:26:31,679
because we threatened to kill him a lot

646
00:26:28,559 –> 00:26:31,679
and that probably wasn’t very nice

647
00:26:32,240 –> 00:26:36,400
if you’re referring to sniffs he does

648
00:26:33,919 –> 00:26:38,480
not remember

649
00:26:36,400 –> 00:26:39,679
oh my god you’re giving him too much

650
00:26:38,480 –> 00:26:42,320
credit

651
00:26:39,679 –> 00:26:42,799
oh when tara as they’re leaving does

652
00:26:42,320 –> 00:26:46,080
give

653
00:26:42,799 –> 00:26:48,799
him like a piece of jerky

654
00:26:46,080 –> 00:26:48,799
from her pocket

655
00:26:51,760 –> 00:26:55,200
i want someone to cast like like read

656
00:26:53,520 –> 00:26:56,880
thoughts or something on like sniffs and

657
00:26:55,200 –> 00:27:00,320
it’s just jug band music

658
00:26:56,880 –> 00:27:00,320
oh no i have something in mind

659
00:27:01,919 –> 00:27:05,679
would anyone like to if they have read

660
00:27:03,919 –> 00:27:07,840
thoughts

661
00:27:05,679 –> 00:27:09,360
i don’t think any of us do i don’t think

662
00:27:07,840 –> 00:27:12,159
any of us do know well that’s tragic

663
00:27:09,360 –> 00:27:12,159
that dies with me then

664
00:27:13,760 –> 00:27:17,919
so four walks off with sniffs he says he

665
00:27:17,520 –> 00:27:21,360
will

666
00:27:17,919 –> 00:27:24,640
bring him back to snapchat’s office

667
00:27:21,360 –> 00:27:26,080
by the end of the day so you guys for

668
00:27:24,640 –> 00:27:29,039
all intents and purposes

669
00:27:26,080 –> 00:27:29,600
have the day to do anything else you

670
00:27:29,039 –> 00:27:32,720
would like

671
00:27:29,600 –> 00:27:34,880
to do cry

672
00:27:32,720 –> 00:27:37,279
okay saith goes and cries for eight

673
00:27:34,880 –> 00:27:37,279
hours

674
00:27:38,880 –> 00:27:42,640
we’re popping around like hour before

675
00:27:40,480 –> 00:27:46,000
we’re like you good she’s like

676
00:27:42,640 –> 00:27:49,039
oh god still smiling

677
00:27:46,000 –> 00:27:52,399
oh no no no she

678
00:27:49,039 –> 00:27:54,320
she’s she’s good define good

679
00:27:52,399 –> 00:27:56,640
i mean thinking about her parents sucks

680
00:27:54,320 –> 00:27:58,399
but i mean it was 30 years ago

681
00:27:56,640 –> 00:28:00,159
there’s not really much she can do about

682
00:27:58,399 –> 00:28:02,559
it she got to chip her up by instead

683
00:28:00,159 –> 00:28:06,080
thinking of asmodeus yeah i think we

684
00:28:02,559 –> 00:28:08,640
we fly back over to cal or walk

685
00:28:06,080 –> 00:28:10,000
oh before we i think we flew cause we

686
00:28:08,640 –> 00:28:11,520
flew over before with the nightmares

687
00:28:10,000 –> 00:28:16,320
right

688
00:28:11,520 –> 00:28:18,799
no oh no no we took your birds

689
00:28:16,320 –> 00:28:20,559
you’re um yeah not the birds i’m your

690
00:28:18,799 –> 00:28:21,440
your dinosaur so i guess we gotta walk

691
00:28:20,559 –> 00:28:23,840
yeah

692
00:28:21,440 –> 00:28:26,000
but before we go i should probably like

693
00:28:23,840 –> 00:28:29,520
see off my aunt and just uh

694
00:28:26,000 –> 00:28:32,880
like um hey um

695
00:28:29,520 –> 00:28:34,159
just um if anything should come up where

696
00:28:32,880 –> 00:28:37,120
like you

697
00:28:34,159 –> 00:28:39,520
hear through the grapevine that um a

698
00:28:37,120 –> 00:28:40,240
certain someone might be moving location

699
00:28:39,520 –> 00:28:43,360
from

700
00:28:40,240 –> 00:28:45,840
the old military academy

701
00:28:43,360 –> 00:28:47,760
maybe try to head them off if you have

702
00:28:45,840 –> 00:28:51,039
the ability

703
00:28:47,760 –> 00:28:54,399
you want me to hold her off

704
00:28:51,039 –> 00:28:57,120
so you can do what exactly

705
00:28:54,399 –> 00:28:59,120
um just like you know if it seems like

706
00:28:57,120 –> 00:28:59,679
she’s going to intercept me or run into

707
00:28:59,120 –> 00:29:02,559
me

708
00:28:59,679 –> 00:29:03,200
maybe like uh gently push her in a

709
00:29:02,559 –> 00:29:07,039
different

710
00:29:03,200 –> 00:29:09,120
direction or something of that nature

711
00:29:07,039 –> 00:29:10,480
snapdrag claps her hands on your

712
00:29:09,120 –> 00:29:13,679
shoulder and says all right

713
00:29:10,480 –> 00:29:18,960
arlie listen to me the

714
00:29:13,679 –> 00:29:21,039
literal only reason i knew it was you

715
00:29:18,960 –> 00:29:22,000
was because you mentioned that you were

716
00:29:21,039 –> 00:29:24,880
from damned

717
00:29:22,000 –> 00:29:26,320
and i myself am part of an intelligence

718
00:29:24,880 –> 00:29:29,440
agency

719
00:29:26,320 –> 00:29:33,919
and fully new the roster

720
00:29:29,440 –> 00:29:37,360
for damned it is not a big organization

721
00:29:33,919 –> 00:29:40,960
there are two dragon born operatives

722
00:29:37,360 –> 00:29:42,399
you are one of them was not hard for me

723
00:29:40,960 –> 00:29:46,880
to figure out

724
00:29:42,399 –> 00:29:46,880
visually i could have never guessed

725
00:29:47,200 –> 00:29:52,399
okay i just wanted to be sure

726
00:29:50,240 –> 00:29:54,000
i will if i see her i will take her out

727
00:29:52,399 –> 00:29:57,039
to tgi fridays or some [ __ ]

728
00:29:54,000 –> 00:29:58,000
i don’t know so i guess just don’t go

729
00:29:57,039 –> 00:30:01,279
there

730
00:29:58,000 –> 00:30:02,880
but like i’m not good

731
00:30:01,279 –> 00:30:04,399
i don’t think it’s going to be as big of

732
00:30:02,880 –> 00:30:06,480
an issue as you think it

733
00:30:04,399 –> 00:30:08,000
is just don’t go like looking for her

734
00:30:06,480 –> 00:30:09,840
and you know

735
00:30:08,000 –> 00:30:11,120
if you do run into her don’t say

736
00:30:09,840 –> 00:30:12,320
anything that might give her even the

737
00:30:11,120 –> 00:30:15,520
slightest hint that it’s

738
00:30:12,320 –> 00:30:16,880
you like i know she’s kind of smashed

739
00:30:15,520 –> 00:30:20,000
first asked questions

740
00:30:16,880 –> 00:30:23,360
probably never but she also ain’t stupid

741
00:30:20,000 –> 00:30:25,039
so just you know

742
00:30:23,360 –> 00:30:26,399
just don’t talk to her i guess you have

743
00:30:25,039 –> 00:30:27,039
two other people here that can do that

744
00:30:26,399 –> 00:30:28,640
instead

745
00:30:27,039 –> 00:30:30,960
like she don’t have any reason to talk

746
00:30:28,640 –> 00:30:30,960
to you

747
00:30:32,159 –> 00:30:36,159
so you guys would make a beeline over to

748
00:30:35,039 –> 00:30:38,320
the gate

749
00:30:36,159 –> 00:30:40,000
yeah sure why not and you’re just going

750
00:30:38,320 –> 00:30:40,480
to walk you’re not going to try and like

751
00:30:40,000 –> 00:30:43,200
gather

752
00:30:40,480 –> 00:30:44,000
any like get any other kind of potential

753
00:30:43,200 –> 00:30:45,919
travel

754
00:30:44,000 –> 00:30:47,840
not going to use any other resources you

755
00:30:45,919 –> 00:30:49,679
guys might have to get there

756
00:30:47,840 –> 00:30:52,080
well what like what do i know as far as

757
00:30:49,679 –> 00:30:53,520
um like public transportation in the

758
00:30:52,080 –> 00:30:54,080
town i’m sure i would be familiar with

759
00:30:53,520 –> 00:30:56,640
it

760
00:30:54,080 –> 00:30:57,440
you are familiar with one of two

761
00:30:56,640 –> 00:31:01,039
potential

762
00:30:57,440 –> 00:31:03,360
means of getting to

763
00:31:01,039 –> 00:31:04,559
ruinspoke the first is the same way that

764
00:31:03,360 –> 00:31:06,159
you got the first time which is by

765
00:31:04,559 –> 00:31:08,880
carriage that would take you maybe

766
00:31:06,159 –> 00:31:10,480
a couple of hours the other form of

767
00:31:08,880 –> 00:31:11,279
transportation that you would be aware

768
00:31:10,480 –> 00:31:15,120
of

769
00:31:11,279 –> 00:31:17,679
is the train that one departs

770
00:31:15,120 –> 00:31:19,679
to there’s a train yard that would go to

771
00:31:17,679 –> 00:31:23,039
pretty much every major

772
00:31:19,679 –> 00:31:26,399
city within uh the

773
00:31:23,039 –> 00:31:27,760
thaimander empire every hour on the hour

774
00:31:26,399 –> 00:31:29,120
and it would take maybe a few minutes to

775
00:31:27,760 –> 00:31:30,320
get there so it’s definitely the faster

776
00:31:29,120 –> 00:31:32,480
route

777
00:31:30,320 –> 00:31:34,720
that one would cost you a little bit of

778
00:31:32,480 –> 00:31:36,960
gold is the only thing

779
00:31:34,720 –> 00:31:39,279
obviously we want to uh get some

780
00:31:36,960 –> 00:31:41,200
bicycles and bicycle over there

781
00:31:39,279 –> 00:31:42,880
i didn’t i did not say bicycles i don’t

782
00:31:41,200 –> 00:31:44,640
know if you caught that one

783
00:31:42,880 –> 00:31:47,200
no i’m kidding we should take the train

784
00:31:44,640 –> 00:31:48,080
all right so you guys head on over to

785
00:31:47,200 –> 00:31:52,159
the train yard

786
00:31:48,080 –> 00:31:55,360
it is ten gold

787
00:31:52,159 –> 00:31:57,279
a piece so each of you dock 10 gold or

788
00:31:55,360 –> 00:31:58,399
one of you andy up 30. take your pick i

789
00:31:57,279 –> 00:32:00,240
don’t care

790
00:31:58,399 –> 00:32:01,440
i have i have like eleven thousand

791
00:32:00,240 –> 00:32:03,840
dollars so yeah

792
00:32:01,440 –> 00:32:05,279
i i got it joke’s on you dollars are

793
00:32:03,840 –> 00:32:07,600
worthless in faerun

794
00:32:05,279 –> 00:32:09,679
fair enough you guys bored on to the

795
00:32:07,600 –> 00:32:12,720
train it’s one of like those

796
00:32:09,679 –> 00:32:15,200
like old-timey very early on trent i

797
00:32:12,720 –> 00:32:16,159
think old west style trains just steam

798
00:32:15,200 –> 00:32:17,279
powered

799
00:32:16,159 –> 00:32:19,840
i think the word you’re looking for is a

800
00:32:17,279 –> 00:32:22,080
locomotive probably

801
00:32:19,840 –> 00:32:24,080
like many things i attempt to describe

802
00:32:22,080 –> 00:32:25,279
in this podcast i am not good with

803
00:32:24,080 –> 00:32:26,960
trades

804
00:32:25,279 –> 00:32:28,480
maybe i should research that for my prep

805
00:32:26,960 –> 00:32:31,360
instead i don’t know anyway

806
00:32:28,480 –> 00:32:32,159
so you guys make your way back over to

807
00:32:31,360 –> 00:32:35,840
the town

808
00:32:32,159 –> 00:32:38,559
of ruinspoke as you get there

809
00:32:35,840 –> 00:32:40,159
it is far quieter than when you flew

810
00:32:38,559 –> 00:32:42,640
overhead

811
00:32:40,159 –> 00:32:44,320
quite some time ago you can assume that

812
00:32:42,640 –> 00:32:47,919
in the time you met with your

813
00:32:44,320 –> 00:32:51,600
aunt and settled all that and got back

814
00:32:47,919 –> 00:32:52,799
cal was able to like probably take care

815
00:32:51,600 –> 00:32:54,640
of that

816
00:32:52,799 –> 00:32:56,399
they’re just two kobolds it would not be

817
00:32:54,640 –> 00:32:58,720
super hard for a dragonborn

818
00:32:56,399 –> 00:32:59,919
and a couple demons to be able to take

819
00:32:58,720 –> 00:33:02,240
care of that

820
00:32:59,919 –> 00:33:04,559
do we see like cal around there after

821
00:33:02,240 –> 00:33:06,880
you reason town square was

822
00:33:04,559 –> 00:33:09,840
largely cleared out you’d probably head

823
00:33:06,880 –> 00:33:11,519
over to the town hall which would be the

824
00:33:09,840 –> 00:33:12,640
one of the more likely spots he would be

825
00:33:11,519 –> 00:33:15,840
at

826
00:33:12,640 –> 00:33:18,720
and you see him talking with kane the uh

827
00:33:15,840 –> 00:33:19,760
demon that serves as the drill sergeant

828
00:33:18,720 –> 00:33:22,880
there

829
00:33:19,760 –> 00:33:23,279
and as he’s talking with kane he salutes

830
00:33:22,880 –> 00:33:26,000
him

831
00:33:23,279 –> 00:33:26,640
and turns around to walk off spots you

832
00:33:26,000 –> 00:33:30,159
and

833
00:33:26,640 –> 00:33:33,919
b lines towards you what

834
00:33:30,159 –> 00:33:39,840
the [ __ ] well hello mr

835
00:33:33,919 –> 00:33:39,840
dara how are you today what’s your acc

836
00:33:41,840 –> 00:33:46,080
20 [ __ ] shieldless i don’t believe

837
00:33:44,640 –> 00:33:47,519
you’re holding a shield right now

838
00:33:46,080 –> 00:33:50,399
you don’t know that are you holding a

839
00:33:47,519 –> 00:33:53,919
shield right now yes

840
00:33:50,399 –> 00:33:57,200
don’t lie to me no

841
00:33:53,919 –> 00:34:00,559
okay what’s it 18 thank you

842
00:33:57,200 –> 00:34:02,399
so tell me drew do you remember

843
00:34:00,559 –> 00:34:04,000
the first campaign i was with on you

844
00:34:02,399 –> 00:34:06,399
guys where

845
00:34:04,000 –> 00:34:07,600
our characters met and my first instinct

846
00:34:06,399 –> 00:34:11,919
was to kick you

847
00:34:07,600 –> 00:34:11,919
yeah and i crit on you yeah

848
00:34:12,639 –> 00:34:19,520
sweet memories

849
00:34:16,639 –> 00:34:21,119
oh no you take eight points of

850
00:34:19,520 –> 00:34:22,560
bludgeoning damage as he punches you in

851
00:34:21,119 –> 00:34:24,800
the face

852
00:34:22,560 –> 00:34:26,560
is there a way to modify the commands

853
00:34:24,800 –> 00:34:28,079
fell slightly to do a different command

854
00:34:26,560 –> 00:34:29,359
than like what it like says on the spell

855
00:34:28,079 –> 00:34:30,480
directly

856
00:34:29,359 –> 00:34:32,839
nothing that’s gonna be able to stop

857
00:34:30,480 –> 00:34:34,000
from getting punched in the face but go

858
00:34:32,839 –> 00:34:36,079
on

859
00:34:34,000 –> 00:34:37,760
like um what if i could command someone

860
00:34:36,079 –> 00:34:39,200
to drop something but what i wanted them

861
00:34:37,760 –> 00:34:41,919
to drop was a deuce

862
00:34:39,200 –> 00:34:41,919
in their pants

863
00:34:42,480 –> 00:34:49,839
no i want to command him

864
00:34:45,919 –> 00:34:51,359
take your lumps i want to take my lumps

865
00:34:49,839 –> 00:34:54,879
but i also want to

866
00:34:51,359 –> 00:34:56,560
magically say poop yourself

867
00:34:54,879 –> 00:34:58,240
you are going to take your lumps he is

868
00:34:56,560 –> 00:35:02,320
not going to produce any all right

869
00:34:58,240 –> 00:35:06,400
move on can

870
00:35:02,320 –> 00:35:08,480
to tell uh uh cal to punch himself

871
00:35:06,400 –> 00:35:10,160
you get that once a day are we really

872
00:35:08,480 –> 00:35:11,760
doing this

873
00:35:10,160 –> 00:35:13,760
you could you could make him poop

874
00:35:11,760 –> 00:35:17,280
himself you can make him poop himself

875
00:35:13,760 –> 00:35:20,560
are we doing this no

876
00:35:17,280 –> 00:35:24,640
no we shouldn’t we really shouldn’t okay

877
00:35:20,560 –> 00:35:27,359
okay all right moving on

878
00:35:24,640 –> 00:35:31,599
all right i’m gonna be so angry when i

879
00:35:27,359 –> 00:35:34,600
get to editing this episode

880
00:35:31,599 –> 00:35:35,839
all right so so i take the punch

881
00:35:34,600 –> 00:35:39,040
[Music]

882
00:35:35,839 –> 00:35:40,880
that was weak yeah okay

883
00:35:39,040 –> 00:35:43,359
well apparently it was about as weak as

884
00:35:40,880 –> 00:35:45,920
your [ __ ] ears

885
00:35:43,359 –> 00:35:47,520
do you not hear me or the [ __ ] little

886
00:35:45,920 –> 00:35:48,720
kobolds making a ruckus out of

887
00:35:47,520 –> 00:35:51,359
everything i need your

888
00:35:48,720 –> 00:35:54,640
help that took me over an hour to get

889
00:35:51,359 –> 00:35:54,640
them little shits to move

890
00:35:54,960 –> 00:36:00,079
you had to work for a whole hour

891
00:35:58,160 –> 00:36:01,359
hey look this ain’t my department all

892
00:36:00,079 –> 00:36:03,119
right i’m not supposed to be

893
00:36:01,359 –> 00:36:04,640
here the only reason i’m here is because

894
00:36:03,119 –> 00:36:06,480
of y’all and you just

895
00:36:04,640 –> 00:36:08,160
freaking abandon everything i don’t know

896
00:36:06,480 –> 00:36:08,720
what you guys i don’t know what y’all up

897
00:36:08,160 –> 00:36:09,920
to

898
00:36:08,720 –> 00:36:11,200
he looks down and sees the [ __ ] i was

899
00:36:09,920 –> 00:36:12,320
like i see you’ve had your friends

900
00:36:11,200 –> 00:36:13,760
though thanks for letting me know on

901
00:36:12,320 –> 00:36:16,240
that one dick

902
00:36:13,760 –> 00:36:16,800
well we had some very time sensitive

903
00:36:16,240 –> 00:36:19,920
things

904
00:36:16,800 –> 00:36:21,440
to deal with at the moment and it seemed

905
00:36:19,920 –> 00:36:23,839
like you had that on lockdown

906
00:36:21,440 –> 00:36:25,599
i super did not and you know it but did

907
00:36:23,839 –> 00:36:30,400
you die though

908
00:36:25,599 –> 00:36:33,520
did you no i did on the inside

909
00:36:30,400 –> 00:36:34,720
she did she died on the inside and she

910
00:36:33,520 –> 00:36:37,200
threw up

911
00:36:34,720 –> 00:36:37,920
look she’s had a rough day she’s not

912
00:36:37,200 –> 00:36:41,359
complaining

913
00:36:37,920 –> 00:36:42,000
i am not talking to her kel let’s go get

914
00:36:41,359 –> 00:36:45,440
a drink

915
00:36:42,000 –> 00:36:46,880
man i don’t have time for a drink all

916
00:36:45,440 –> 00:36:48,560
right i’m basically stuck here doing

917
00:36:46,880 –> 00:36:48,880
kane’s job because he’s busy working on

918
00:36:48,560 –> 00:36:51,200
this

919
00:36:48,880 –> 00:36:53,200
[ __ ] delivery thing i can’t get him

920
00:36:51,200 –> 00:36:54,640
to do his [ __ ] job so i said i gotta

921
00:36:53,200 –> 00:36:55,200
do it cause y’all are off doing god

922
00:36:54,640 –> 00:36:56,880
knows

923
00:36:55,200 –> 00:36:58,400
what looking for these guys still here

924
00:36:56,880 –> 00:36:59,680
for some reason even though he found him

925
00:36:58,400 –> 00:37:01,119
i guess helping him with their [ __ ]

926
00:36:59,680 –> 00:37:03,359
i don’t [ __ ] know no one tells me

927
00:37:01,119 –> 00:37:04,560
nothing all i know is i gotta do game

928
00:37:03,359 –> 00:37:06,960
[ __ ] cause he’s busy trying to

929
00:37:04,560 –> 00:37:08,240
import [ __ ] weapons for these guys

930
00:37:06,960 –> 00:37:11,440
who what is king

931
00:37:08,240 –> 00:37:13,119
importing and for who

932
00:37:11,440 –> 00:37:15,040
he’s got like a shipment of like new

933
00:37:13,119 –> 00:37:17,359
military-grade tech coming in so we can

934
00:37:15,040 –> 00:37:19,599
help train the newbies and [ __ ] i don’t

935
00:37:17,359 –> 00:37:19,599
know

936
00:37:20,400 –> 00:37:28,400
is that the usual way of things

937
00:37:23,920 –> 00:37:29,680
i mean i again it’s new stuff so no it’s

938
00:37:28,400 –> 00:37:30,800
not like we get stuff

939
00:37:29,680 –> 00:37:33,920
in but it’s usually there’s like

940
00:37:30,800 –> 00:37:36,640
standard [ __ ] but this is like

941
00:37:33,920 –> 00:37:38,560
different this is like this is like

942
00:37:36,640 –> 00:37:39,760
newer stuff like it’s going to become

943
00:37:38,560 –> 00:37:43,280
standard but it’s not

944
00:37:39,760 –> 00:37:45,119
yet i will ask an out of character

945
00:37:43,280 –> 00:37:46,880
um question jordan am i chasing an

946
00:37:45,119 –> 00:37:48,000
actual plot point or am i like attacking

947
00:37:46,880 –> 00:37:48,880
you for something that was meant to be

948
00:37:48,000 –> 00:37:50,400
flavor

949
00:37:48,880 –> 00:37:51,760
maybe we keep going with the scene maybe

950
00:37:50,400 –> 00:37:53,599
you find out i believe someone else had

951
00:37:51,760 –> 00:37:55,760
a question that may help

952
00:37:53,599 –> 00:37:57,200
yeah so when tara ponders for a second

953
00:37:55,760 –> 00:37:59,599
and she says well

954
00:37:57,200 –> 00:38:00,960
we have a few hours before we have to go

955
00:37:59,599 –> 00:38:03,760
do anything again

956
00:38:00,960 –> 00:38:04,160
is there anything we can help with now i

957
00:38:03,760 –> 00:38:07,200
mean

958
00:38:04,160 –> 00:38:07,920
not at this point at this point like

959
00:38:07,200 –> 00:38:09,680
it’s

960
00:38:07,920 –> 00:38:11,359
i mean maybe it’s like stick around and

961
00:38:09,680 –> 00:38:12,400
maybe something will come up i don’t

962
00:38:11,359 –> 00:38:15,760
know

963
00:38:12,400 –> 00:38:18,960
uh when tara at this point you feel

964
00:38:15,760 –> 00:38:20,560
something at your leg you look down and

965
00:38:18,960 –> 00:38:21,680
you notice that it is frightening and he

966
00:38:20,560 –> 00:38:23,119
is like desperately trying to get

967
00:38:21,680 –> 00:38:26,320
y’all’s attention

968
00:38:23,119 –> 00:38:27,839
uh excuse me yeah perhaps we he

969
00:38:26,320 –> 00:38:30,079
seems to be uh dealing with some perhaps

970
00:38:27,839 –> 00:38:31,359
we could go and talk really quickly yeah

971
00:38:30,079 –> 00:38:32,960
something has just occurred to me is

972
00:38:31,359 –> 00:38:34,720
that maybe we should address for you

973
00:38:32,960 –> 00:38:37,359
know our mission

974
00:38:34,720 –> 00:38:38,880
yeah one second guys when tara do you go

975
00:38:37,359 –> 00:38:41,920
over alone or do you

976
00:38:38,880 –> 00:38:45,119
drag anyone else with you a drag sleeve

977
00:38:41,920 –> 00:38:48,240
okay so say that with tara you are over

978
00:38:45,119 –> 00:38:51,440
with frighten uh arlo you

979
00:38:48,240 –> 00:38:53,760
knifin and p are still over harassing

980
00:38:51,440 –> 00:38:55,599
cal to like set the scene in the

981
00:38:53,760 –> 00:38:57,839
background there’s like

982
00:38:55,599 –> 00:38:59,040
uh they’re arguing loudly like waving

983
00:38:57,839 –> 00:39:00,800
their hands around and at some point

984
00:38:59,040 –> 00:39:02,079
arlo like takes kyle’s helmet and then

985
00:39:00,800 –> 00:39:02,880
starts playing keep away with it with

986
00:39:02,079 –> 00:39:06,160
the other

987
00:39:02,880 –> 00:39:06,160
friday night fun fall members

988
00:39:06,400 –> 00:39:10,320
you would have fit perfectly oh god

989
00:39:08,480 –> 00:39:13,359
[Laughter]

990
00:39:10,320 –> 00:39:15,520
so um something has just occurred to me

991
00:39:13,359 –> 00:39:19,359
that might be a potential problem

992
00:39:15,520 –> 00:39:22,960
um the fact that they are bringing

993
00:39:19,359 –> 00:39:26,079
in weapons

994
00:39:22,960 –> 00:39:28,800
and we happen to be looking for someone

995
00:39:26,079 –> 00:39:30,880
who has recently acquired not only power

996
00:39:28,800 –> 00:39:34,480
but a reasonable amount of intelligence

997
00:39:30,880 –> 00:39:35,680
and based on the vague collections we

998
00:39:34,480 –> 00:39:39,000
could get from our

999
00:39:35,680 –> 00:39:40,320
menji friend also seems to

1000
00:39:39,000 –> 00:39:42,640
[Music]

1001
00:39:40,320 –> 00:39:45,520
have someone that may be influencing

1002
00:39:42,640 –> 00:39:47,839
their actions so

1003
00:39:45,520 –> 00:39:50,640
uh maybe we figure out when this

1004
00:39:47,839 –> 00:39:54,000
particular delivery is happening and

1005
00:39:50,640 –> 00:39:54,480
uh just so we have a more concrete time

1006
00:39:54,000 –> 00:39:58,560
like

1007
00:39:54,480 –> 00:40:00,079
i cannot prove that this is a thing

1008
00:39:58,560 –> 00:40:01,680
but my gut instinct is telling me that

1009
00:40:00,079 –> 00:40:03,200
this is really really bad and we should

1010
00:40:01,680 –> 00:40:04,720
probably do something about that because

1011
00:40:03,200 –> 00:40:08,560
knowledge with weapons is

1012
00:40:04,720 –> 00:40:08,560
worse than nulls that are smart

1013
00:40:08,839 –> 00:40:12,079
yeah so do you think we should try to

1014
00:40:11,680 –> 00:40:14,240
get

1015
00:40:12,079 –> 00:40:15,359
go go find this this guy that he said

1016
00:40:14,240 –> 00:40:19,839
kane

1017
00:40:15,359 –> 00:40:19,839
saith what do you think ah

1018
00:40:20,800 –> 00:40:24,240
guys i gotta be honest i zoned hard i

1019
00:40:23,520 –> 00:40:28,240
zoned

1020
00:40:24,240 –> 00:40:31,359
mad hard sucks to be you

1021
00:40:28,240 –> 00:40:33,119
sure satan’s just yes

1022
00:40:31,359 –> 00:40:36,400
say somebody you think safe is taking a

1023
00:40:33,119 –> 00:40:38,960
huge ass drag off a [ __ ] giant spliff

1024
00:40:36,400 –> 00:40:38,960
first

1025
00:40:41,040 –> 00:40:47,040
i think life sucks and i’ve checked out

1026
00:40:44,319 –> 00:40:50,160
she’s uh she’s she’s eating um four

1027
00:40:47,040 –> 00:40:52,000
angles mushrooms from a little baggie

1028
00:40:50,160 –> 00:40:55,119
what do you think saith i think i can

1029
00:40:52,000 –> 00:40:56,480
smell colors dude

1030
00:40:55,119 –> 00:40:58,720
do you ever think about like how your

1031
00:40:56,480 –> 00:40:59,090
hands are just like

1032
00:40:58,720 –> 00:41:03,680
weird

1033
00:40:59,090 –> 00:41:06,079
[Laughter]

1034
00:41:03,680 –> 00:41:07,440
all right so when tara looks over safe

1035
00:41:06,079 –> 00:41:08,960
isn’t helpful when tara looks back and

1036
00:41:07,440 –> 00:41:10,079
down to friday and is crouching down and

1037
00:41:08,960 –> 00:41:11,599
she’s like

1038
00:41:10,079 –> 00:41:13,520
yeah i think uh this is gonna be an

1039
00:41:11,599 –> 00:41:17,040
interesting thing no matter what

1040
00:41:13,520 –> 00:41:18,319
so we gotta figure that out all right

1041
00:41:17,040 –> 00:41:20,079
do you think it would be easier to get

1042
00:41:18,319 –> 00:41:21,920
the information out of the

1043
00:41:20,079 –> 00:41:23,119
frantic one or to just go try to find

1044
00:41:21,920 –> 00:41:26,240
the other guy

1045
00:41:23,119 –> 00:41:28,640
he looks like over you

1046
00:41:26,240 –> 00:41:30,400
or i guess to the side of you at the

1047
00:41:28,640 –> 00:41:33,680
tomfoolery that is happening

1048
00:41:30,400 –> 00:41:38,079
as arlo nyphin and p all

1049
00:41:33,680 –> 00:41:40,720
toss cal’s helmet aside like a football

1050
00:41:38,079 –> 00:41:42,319
as cal doesn’t have to get it back uh

1051
00:41:40,720 –> 00:41:44,400
something has it

1052
00:41:42,319 –> 00:41:46,319
something is telling me that perhaps he

1053
00:41:44,400 –> 00:41:49,680
may not be

1054
00:41:46,319 –> 00:41:51,200
super cooperative given the harassment

1055
00:41:49,680 –> 00:41:54,880
he is currently receiving so

1056
00:41:51,200 –> 00:41:56,240
perhaps mr cain would be a better option

1057
00:41:54,880 –> 00:41:58,240
in this case

1058
00:41:56,240 –> 00:42:00,720
yeah that’s fair okay let’s go get let’s

1059
00:41:58,240 –> 00:42:03,599
go collect the others and go find him

1060
00:42:00,720 –> 00:42:04,079
i just hopes that the demon man is

1061
00:42:03,599 –> 00:42:08,079
feeling

1062
00:42:04,079 –> 00:42:11,839
talkative and not how demons usually

1063
00:42:08,079 –> 00:42:11,839
are how are they normally

1064
00:42:12,960 –> 00:42:17,280
like hungary beasts when tara thinks

1065
00:42:15,680 –> 00:42:18,400
about that for a second

1066
00:42:17,280 –> 00:42:20,560
it was something i thought you’d

1067
00:42:18,400 –> 00:42:22,319
understand

1068
00:42:20,560 –> 00:42:24,480
whichever thinks about that for a second

1069
00:42:22,319 –> 00:42:28,000
she’s like oh

1070
00:42:24,480 –> 00:42:29,839
oh i don’t like that he is motivated by

1071
00:42:28,000 –> 00:42:32,480
instinct and willing to destroy whatever

1072
00:42:29,839 –> 00:42:34,240
it takes in order to get what they want

1073
00:42:32,480 –> 00:42:36,880
i feel like i should be offended about

1074
00:42:34,240 –> 00:42:39,760
that well i mean you have some humanity

1075
00:42:36,880 –> 00:42:41,200
to you so you are not fully animal

1076
00:42:39,760 –> 00:42:44,000
she just narrows her eyes at him and

1077
00:42:41,200 –> 00:42:45,760
then she goes over to go collect arlo

1078
00:42:44,000 –> 00:42:47,040
he gives you a big grin as you turn away

1079
00:42:45,760 –> 00:42:49,680
and she collects arlo

1080
00:42:47,040 –> 00:42:50,400
um arlo like bowls um cal’s helmet back

1081
00:42:49,680 –> 00:42:52,000
to him

1082
00:42:50,400 –> 00:42:53,760
as soon as you said like collects arlo i

1083
00:42:52,000 –> 00:42:59,839
just imagine you just go up like scoop

1084
00:42:53,760 –> 00:42:59,839
under your arm and walk out

1085
00:43:00,319 –> 00:43:05,040
why are we so inconsistent about how

1086
00:43:02,319 –> 00:43:08,160
large winter is or is not

1087
00:43:05,040 –> 00:43:09,359
to be fair i never implied size i

1088
00:43:08,160 –> 00:43:11,599
imagine when tara is

1089
00:43:09,359 –> 00:43:14,240
short unshifted and that makes it

1090
00:43:11,599 –> 00:43:14,240
funnier to me

1091
00:43:16,480 –> 00:43:22,240
oh my god so um yeah she

1092
00:43:19,839 –> 00:43:23,119
she goes to collect arlo she waves at

1093
00:43:22,240 –> 00:43:25,280
cal and she says

1094
00:43:23,119 –> 00:43:26,720
thanks for entertaining him cal where’s

1095
00:43:25,280 –> 00:43:29,359
kane at right now

1096
00:43:26,720 –> 00:43:30,240
he’s over by the [ __ ] train yard i

1097
00:43:29,359 –> 00:43:34,240
think i don’t

1098
00:43:30,240 –> 00:43:37,520
know okay thanks bye cow

1099
00:43:34,240 –> 00:43:41,839
[ __ ] you goodbye kyle

1100
00:43:37,520 –> 00:43:41,839
cal you me drink later

1101
00:43:43,839 –> 00:43:48,319
yeah fine [ __ ] it whatever cool

1102
00:43:49,920 –> 00:43:53,119
all right so you guys make your way over

1103
00:43:52,000 –> 00:43:56,319
towards the uh

1104
00:43:53,119 –> 00:43:59,680
train yard where you see kane

1105
00:43:56,319 –> 00:44:02,240
speaking with a demon

1106
00:43:59,680 –> 00:44:02,800
that is known as a mantis it looks kind

1107
00:44:02,240 –> 00:44:06,000
of like

1108
00:44:02,800 –> 00:44:08,880
this green ape

1109
00:44:06,000 –> 00:44:09,520
dog thing like with really long arms

1110
00:44:08,880 –> 00:44:12,560
that almost

1111
00:44:09,520 –> 00:44:14,640
drag on the ground as it walks but it is

1112
00:44:12,560 –> 00:44:16,079
in like full train conductor attire

1113
00:44:14,640 –> 00:44:17,839
oh he’s talking to the conductor of the

1114
00:44:16,079 –> 00:44:19,520
locomotive more or less

1115
00:44:17,839 –> 00:44:21,920
oh fun fact everyone make sure that you

1116
00:44:19,520 –> 00:44:24,079
don’t can um confuse the you know the

1117
00:44:21,920 –> 00:44:26,400
train locomotive with the

1118
00:44:24,079 –> 00:44:29,200
locomotive which is just a crazy reason

1119
00:44:26,400 –> 00:44:29,200
for doing something

1120
00:44:31,119 –> 00:44:34,960
so anyway they’re talking yes they are

1121
00:44:33,280 –> 00:44:36,640
talking what do you guys do as i

1122
00:44:34,960 –> 00:44:38,319
contemplate drew’s death

1123
00:44:36,640 –> 00:44:39,920
i mean i think we’re just like cool

1124
00:44:38,319 –> 00:44:41,359
enough with him to just talk to him

1125
00:44:39,920 –> 00:44:43,119
we did like we did prove ourselves

1126
00:44:41,359 –> 00:44:43,680
against his trial even though he doesn’t

1127
00:44:43,119 –> 00:44:46,960
know who i

1128
00:44:43,680 –> 00:44:48,640
am yeah that’s true i mean friday

1129
00:44:46,960 –> 00:44:50,079
friday had told me and saith that we

1130
00:44:48,640 –> 00:44:51,200
should probably try to figure out the

1131
00:44:50,079 –> 00:44:51,839
timing that’s what he said right the

1132
00:44:51,200 –> 00:44:54,240
timing on

1133
00:44:51,839 –> 00:44:56,560
on the shipment that is what he said i

1134
00:44:54,240 –> 00:44:58,640
will also toss out one other thing

1135
00:44:56,560 –> 00:44:59,599
uh arlo you may remember a couple

1136
00:44:58,640 –> 00:45:01,359
episodes back

1137
00:44:59,599 –> 00:45:02,640
as you headed off into the desert to

1138
00:45:01,359 –> 00:45:04,640
find the rumors you did

1139
00:45:02,640 –> 00:45:06,079
shout out in your normal voice and i did

1140
00:45:04,640 –> 00:45:07,760
a perception check that you still don’t

1141
00:45:06,079 –> 00:45:10,800
know what the resultant was

1142
00:45:07,760 –> 00:45:14,079
i hate you so very very much so you

1143
00:45:10,800 –> 00:45:16,640
assume he does not know yeah

1144
00:45:14,079 –> 00:45:18,560
so um i think for right this second we

1145
00:45:16,640 –> 00:45:20,319
may want to try to lay low and gather

1146
00:45:18,560 –> 00:45:21,599
information and then maybe walk up to

1147
00:45:20,319 –> 00:45:26,480
him later

1148
00:45:21,599 –> 00:45:29,200
all right so roll for sneaky sneak

1149
00:45:26,480 –> 00:45:30,880
yeah go ahead roll and that 20 or some

1150
00:45:29,200 –> 00:45:34,079
[ __ ] i don’t know

1151
00:45:30,880 –> 00:45:36,160
uh plus 20. dirty

1152
00:45:34,079 –> 00:45:37,280
wow that’s almost shameful for you i

1153
00:45:36,160 –> 00:45:38,880
know

1154
00:45:37,280 –> 00:45:40,800
oh wow that should be pretty [ __ ]

1155
00:45:38,880 –> 00:45:43,760
solid uh but he still

1156
00:45:40,800 –> 00:45:44,560
does not see you what do you do i listen

1157
00:45:43,760 –> 00:45:47,119
in

1158
00:45:44,560 –> 00:45:49,040
yay i got to roll play with myself now

1159
00:45:47,119 –> 00:45:52,079
you’re sure that it’ll be here

1160
00:45:49,040 –> 00:45:55,520
on schedule and there won’t be

1161
00:45:52,079 –> 00:45:56,720
an issue with the rift right of course

1162
00:45:55,520 –> 00:45:59,280
of course

1163
00:45:56,720 –> 00:46:01,440
look kane i’m telling you it’s gonna be

1164
00:45:59,280 –> 00:46:03,200
fine we’ve done this before just like

1165
00:46:01,440 –> 00:46:03,920
when we bring the people over from the

1166
00:46:03,200 –> 00:46:06,640
abyss

1167
00:46:03,920 –> 00:46:07,520
we know when to keep the portal open and

1168
00:46:06,640 –> 00:46:10,800
not open

1169
00:46:07,520 –> 00:46:11,920
okay it’s going to be fine we’ll get the

1170
00:46:10,800 –> 00:46:15,200
weapons and

1171
00:46:11,920 –> 00:46:16,880
no problem i’ll be here we got the other

1172
00:46:15,200 –> 00:46:18,079
people on the other side they’ll take

1173
00:46:16,880 –> 00:46:21,359
care of everything you’ll be

1174
00:46:18,079 –> 00:46:25,599
good all right and you know

1175
00:46:21,359 –> 00:46:28,720
when it needs to happen right

1176
00:46:25,599 –> 00:46:31,920
yeah yeah i know i know all right

1177
00:46:28,720 –> 00:46:35,040
it’s gonna be happening in three days

1178
00:46:31,920 –> 00:46:38,720
first thing in the morning it’ll be here

1179
00:46:35,040 –> 00:46:39,680
no problem all right so that is what you

1180
00:46:38,720 –> 00:46:42,640
over here

1181
00:46:39,680 –> 00:46:44,720
well i’m gonna go relay that to my crew

1182
00:46:42,640 –> 00:46:45,839
okay so let me clarify the way that i

1183
00:46:44,720 –> 00:46:46,640
we’re next i may not have been super

1184
00:46:45,839 –> 00:46:49,920
super clear

1185
00:46:46,640 –> 00:46:52,160
uh the this is something that like

1186
00:46:49,920 –> 00:46:53,839
i’ve not stated in canon yet but it was

1187
00:46:52,160 –> 00:46:55,119
in like the little document that i sent

1188
00:46:53,839 –> 00:46:57,359
you guys about the history of the

1189
00:46:55,119 –> 00:46:59,520
dragonborn

1190
00:46:57,359 –> 00:47:00,400
uh the town of ruinspoke as i have

1191
00:46:59,520 –> 00:47:03,680
stated though

1192
00:47:00,400 –> 00:47:05,520
serves like a refugee town for demons

1193
00:47:03,680 –> 00:47:08,160
however the reason there are even demon

1194
00:47:05,520 –> 00:47:10,960
refugees in the first place

1195
00:47:08,160 –> 00:47:12,480
is because the abyss underwent sort of

1196
00:47:10,960 –> 00:47:15,599
uh

1197
00:47:12,480 –> 00:47:16,240
let’s say change in management the demon

1198
00:47:15,599 –> 00:47:18,880
lords of

1199
00:47:16,240 –> 00:47:20,880
old the ones that you might find in

1200
00:47:18,880 –> 00:47:24,240
morning kindness tome of foes

1201
00:47:20,880 –> 00:47:27,680
like uh grassed um

1202
00:47:24,240 –> 00:47:30,640
demogorgon those kind of guys

1203
00:47:27,680 –> 00:47:31,839
they were defeated by a different band

1204
00:47:30,640 –> 00:47:34,720
of demons

1205
00:47:31,839 –> 00:47:36,000
who have become the new demon lords and

1206
00:47:34,720 –> 00:47:37,599
their rule

1207
00:47:36,000 –> 00:47:39,520
has caused some of the demons that swore

1208
00:47:37,599 –> 00:47:42,400
allegiance to the previous lords

1209
00:47:39,520 –> 00:47:43,359
to be worse than what it already was in

1210
00:47:42,400 –> 00:47:45,359
the abyss

1211
00:47:43,359 –> 00:47:46,480
so to get away from the persecution of

1212
00:47:45,359 –> 00:47:48,160
the new lords

1213
00:47:46,480 –> 00:47:50,160
several demons fled to the material

1214
00:47:48,160 –> 00:47:52,000
plane and this

1215
00:47:50,160 –> 00:47:53,680
train station when it’s not transporting

1216
00:47:52,000 –> 00:47:56,720
materials from

1217
00:47:53,680 –> 00:47:57,599
the various cities of the uh taimanthar

1218
00:47:56,720 –> 00:47:59,520
empire

1219
00:47:57,599 –> 00:48:00,880
also serves as a sort of underground

1220
00:47:59,520 –> 00:48:03,760
railroad from demons

1221
00:48:00,880 –> 00:48:04,880
from the abyss into the material plane

1222
00:48:03,760 –> 00:48:07,440
so what they’re referring to

1223
00:48:04,880 –> 00:48:08,079
is them turning off the portal to the

1224
00:48:07,440 –> 00:48:09,680
abyss

1225
00:48:08,079 –> 00:48:12,319
when the weapons show up so they don’t

1226
00:48:09,680 –> 00:48:13,920
accidentally send weapons to the abyss

1227
00:48:12,319 –> 00:48:15,440
so you made a literal underground

1228
00:48:13,920 –> 00:48:17,520
railroad i mean it’s not really

1229
00:48:15,440 –> 00:48:17,839
underground as much as trans-dimensional

1230
00:48:17,520 –> 00:48:20,480
but

1231
00:48:17,839 –> 00:48:21,440
you know however you want to look at it

1232
00:48:20,480 –> 00:48:22,720
nice

1233
00:48:21,440 –> 00:48:24,800
and they said it was in the morning in

1234
00:48:22,720 –> 00:48:26,640
three days that this was happening

1235
00:48:24,800 –> 00:48:27,839
so for the sake of the timeline you have

1236
00:48:26,640 –> 00:48:30,720
today

1237
00:48:27,839 –> 00:48:32,839
tomorrow and then one more day

1238
00:48:30,720 –> 00:48:35,200
afterwards and then the following

1239
00:48:32,839 –> 00:48:36,480
morning is when the train is scheduled

1240
00:48:35,200 –> 00:48:38,000
to arrive so you have the rest of the

1241
00:48:36,480 –> 00:48:40,160
day and then two other days

1242
00:48:38,000 –> 00:48:41,440
before the train arrives it’s like as

1243
00:48:40,160 –> 00:48:43,440
like background knowledge

1244
00:48:41,440 –> 00:48:45,440
that like i assume arlo would at least

1245
00:48:43,440 –> 00:48:47,440
generally have is it normal for them to

1246
00:48:45,440 –> 00:48:49,680
be getting like weapons from the uh

1247
00:48:47,440 –> 00:48:50,800
the demony portal thing again it’s not

1248
00:48:49,680 –> 00:48:53,520
coming from

1249
00:48:50,800 –> 00:48:55,040
the demons it’s stuff that has been made

1250
00:48:53,520 –> 00:48:55,839
like these are new weapons that were

1251
00:48:55,040 –> 00:48:58,559
crafted

1252
00:48:55,839 –> 00:48:59,680
in like the capital city they’re

1253
00:48:58,559 –> 00:49:02,240
material plane

1254
00:48:59,680 –> 00:49:04,480
weaponry just more advanced than

1255
00:49:02,240 –> 00:49:06,240
anything that’s been created thus far

1256
00:49:04,480 –> 00:49:08,400
and so they need to make sure that it

1257
00:49:06,240 –> 00:49:11,760
doesn’t accidentally go in the hands of

1258
00:49:08,400 –> 00:49:15,440
evil maniacal demons

1259
00:49:11,760 –> 00:49:17,280
okay so ryan had said to call her back

1260
00:49:15,440 –> 00:49:19,040
when we knew more information about the

1261
00:49:17,280 –> 00:49:20,079
knowles right

1262
00:49:19,040 –> 00:49:22,559
that sounds like something she would

1263
00:49:20,079 –> 00:49:24,079
have said yes

1264
00:49:22,559 –> 00:49:26,000
i just i’m trying to make sure that

1265
00:49:24,079 –> 00:49:26,880
we’re not calling her too often or too

1266
00:49:26,000 –> 00:49:29,359
little

1267
00:49:26,880 –> 00:49:31,520
we should probably like uh call ryan

1268
00:49:29,359 –> 00:49:33,599
updater and then turn in for the night

1269
00:49:31,520 –> 00:49:35,920
go collect our friend we have to wait a

1270
00:49:33,599 –> 00:49:38,319
day no he said later tonight

1271
00:49:35,920 –> 00:49:39,280
oh then yeah let’s call ryan then go

1272
00:49:38,319 –> 00:49:41,040
collect our dude

1273
00:49:39,280 –> 00:49:45,839
uh which one of you is calling her i

1274
00:49:41,040 –> 00:49:45,839
think it’s safe’s turn

1275
00:49:45,920 –> 00:49:51,200
maybe not i might not be the best person

1276
00:49:50,079 –> 00:49:52,800
to do that

1277
00:49:51,200 –> 00:49:54,319
hey you’re in great state of mind i

1278
00:49:52,800 –> 00:49:54,640
think like arlo like starts to go like

1279
00:49:54,319 –> 00:49:55,920
well

1280
00:49:54,640 –> 00:49:58,720
saints could and say there’s like a

1281
00:49:55,920 –> 00:50:02,800
shell of herself like oh yeah not that

1282
00:49:58,720 –> 00:50:05,920
okay just me then i guess our locals

1283
00:50:02,800 –> 00:50:09,200
are called ryan all right so

1284
00:50:05,920 –> 00:50:13,040
you paused us ryan speaking

1285
00:50:09,200 –> 00:50:13,040
uh hello miss delmerev

1286
00:50:20,400 –> 00:50:27,520
yes uh your report uh so

1287
00:50:24,160 –> 00:50:29,040
um the uh i guess we would call him the

1288
00:50:27,520 –> 00:50:31,040
i don’t want to call him a prisoner that

1289
00:50:29,040 –> 00:50:33,200
sounds very negative but um

1290
00:50:31,040 –> 00:50:34,480
our informant yes form it that we took

1291
00:50:33,200 –> 00:50:37,680
into protective uh

1292
00:50:34,480 –> 00:50:40,079
custody we have um brought him to a

1293
00:50:37,680 –> 00:50:42,720
specialist that will uh help us extract

1294
00:50:40,079 –> 00:50:43,680
more uh information from him via

1295
00:50:42,720 –> 00:50:47,119
awakening his

1296
00:50:43,680 –> 00:50:49,359
uh not so good mind we have also

1297
00:50:47,119 –> 00:50:52,319
ascertained some information about a

1298
00:50:49,359 –> 00:50:52,319
possible um

1299
00:50:52,640 –> 00:50:56,720
target that might be the uh the target

1300
00:50:55,440 –> 00:50:58,880
of the knowles that we’re going to

1301
00:50:56,720 –> 00:51:01,520
continue to follow up on from there

1302
00:50:58,880 –> 00:51:02,800
we will be um recollecting our informant

1303
00:51:01,520 –> 00:51:05,680
tonight

1304
00:51:02,800 –> 00:51:06,800
uh to get more information there uh and

1305
00:51:05,680 –> 00:51:09,839
we will also be keeping an

1306
00:51:06,800 –> 00:51:14,079
eye on uh said target

1307
00:51:09,839 –> 00:51:17,359
what exactly is said target

1308
00:51:14,079 –> 00:51:18,640
we believe it may be um the new weapon

1309
00:51:17,359 –> 00:51:22,079
shipment

1310
00:51:18,640 –> 00:51:25,520
coming in three days time new weapon

1311
00:51:22,079 –> 00:51:29,520
shipment have we no records of this

1312
00:51:25,520 –> 00:51:32,079
i we don’t usually get

1313
00:51:29,520 –> 00:51:32,640
shipment records unless it is something

1314
00:51:32,079 –> 00:51:37,839
of

1315
00:51:32,640 –> 00:51:41,119
note unless of course not

1316
00:51:37,839 –> 00:51:43,520
it would appear that

1317
00:51:41,119 –> 00:51:45,119
certain entities would like to keep this

1318
00:51:43,520 –> 00:51:50,240
information

1319
00:51:45,119 –> 00:51:53,520
under wraps and not adequately reported

1320
00:51:50,240 –> 00:51:55,280
i did not have any information on this

1321
00:51:53,520 –> 00:51:57,440
i’m sure the paperwork just got away

1322
00:51:55,280 –> 00:51:58,800
from them the council of iron would

1323
00:51:57,440 –> 00:52:02,559
never let that go

1324
00:51:58,800 –> 00:52:04,079
unreported well i am glad you have such

1325
00:52:02,559 –> 00:52:07,920
faith in them

1326
00:52:04,079 –> 00:52:10,880
of course i do do you not like to remind

1327
00:52:07,920 –> 00:52:14,400
you which side of the mountain i live on

1328
00:52:10,880 –> 00:52:18,000
understood right is there anything

1329
00:52:14,400 –> 00:52:21,920
else that you need to report

1330
00:52:18,000 –> 00:52:26,400
um oh we met seven’s brother

1331
00:52:21,920 –> 00:52:26,400
oh let’s say you know

1332
00:52:28,559 –> 00:52:34,079
uh yeah we met four when terrorists like

1333
00:52:31,680 –> 00:52:36,079
sneaks over and gets unusually close to

1334
00:52:34,079 –> 00:52:37,920
the rock and she’s like

1335
00:52:36,079 –> 00:52:40,079
is there any more news about that

1336
00:52:37,920 –> 00:52:44,240
vincent guy

1337
00:52:40,079 –> 00:52:47,599
that might take some time for me to

1338
00:52:44,240 –> 00:52:50,240
confirm my suspicions on

1339
00:52:47,599 –> 00:52:50,240
my um

1340
00:52:50,800 –> 00:53:00,319
source on that is not exactly

1341
00:52:55,599 –> 00:53:02,559
willing to speak on it frequently

1342
00:53:00,319 –> 00:53:04,720
i i don’t know if that will be something

1343
00:53:02,559 –> 00:53:06,880
that i’ll be able to

1344
00:53:04,720 –> 00:53:07,920
obtain for you all by the time you

1345
00:53:06,880 –> 00:53:10,960
return from

1346
00:53:07,920 –> 00:53:14,240
this particular mission

1347
00:53:10,960 –> 00:53:15,599
but i will do what i can to acquire that

1348
00:53:14,240 –> 00:53:19,200
information for you

1349
00:53:15,599 –> 00:53:20,880
once i’m able gotcha and then she backs

1350
00:53:19,200 –> 00:53:22,559
away slowly from the rock

1351
00:53:20,880 –> 00:53:24,319
ventera is getting much better about

1352
00:53:22,559 –> 00:53:28,480
understanding the speaking stone

1353
00:53:24,319 –> 00:53:30,240
i somehow done that

1354
00:53:28,480 –> 00:53:32,000
no she she really like she talked into

1355
00:53:30,240 –> 00:53:32,640
the stone this time instead of a random

1356
00:53:32,000 –> 00:53:34,880
rock she’s

1357
00:53:32,640 –> 00:53:36,720
she’s getting there slowly but surely

1358
00:53:34,880 –> 00:53:43,839
yes but i could tell how close she was

1359
00:53:36,720 –> 00:53:43,839
there was a lot of popping

1360
00:53:47,680 –> 00:53:54,400
a podcaster’s only joke

1361
00:53:50,800 –> 00:53:57,839
that one was for us i kind of feel a

1362
00:53:54,400 –> 00:53:57,839
little bit called out

1363
00:54:00,800 –> 00:54:04,000
no no not at all you’re just someone who

1364
00:54:02,720 –> 00:54:07,680
doesn’t have a possibility anyway

1365
00:54:04,000 –> 00:54:09,599
and well if that is everything you have

1366
00:54:07,680 –> 00:54:13,040
to report i will

1367
00:54:09,599 –> 00:54:14,400
leave you all to it i trust that you

1368
00:54:13,040 –> 00:54:17,680
will be able to

1369
00:54:14,400 –> 00:54:22,839
protect this target and

1370
00:54:17,680 –> 00:54:25,680
acquire the fugitive in a timely

1371
00:54:22,839 –> 00:54:29,680
manner try it out

1372
00:54:25,680 –> 00:54:32,720
and call goes dead i guess we uh

1373
00:54:29,680 –> 00:54:34,000
we chill for a while until it’s time to

1374
00:54:32,720 –> 00:54:36,000
go grab

1375
00:54:34,000 –> 00:54:38,160
our bud unless anyone else had anything

1376
00:54:36,000 –> 00:54:40,000
in particular they wanted to do when

1377
00:54:38,160 –> 00:54:40,640
tara is looking for a scarf for a

1378
00:54:40,000 –> 00:54:43,520
bookworm

1379
00:54:40,640 –> 00:54:44,880
or a plant to bring back to her okay you

1380
00:54:43,520 –> 00:54:47,839
remember how we just said about how

1381
00:54:44,880 –> 00:54:50,160
we’re like eating the mic

1382
00:54:47,839 –> 00:54:51,520
can i get that one more again but like

1383
00:54:50,160 –> 00:54:54,240
not that close

1384
00:54:51,520 –> 00:54:57,680
please that was horrid to listen to once

1385
00:54:54,240 –> 00:54:57,680
more but this time do it good

1386
00:54:58,880 –> 00:55:02,000
i said when tara is looking for a scarf

1387
00:55:01,280 –> 00:55:04,960
for bookworm

1388
00:55:02,000 –> 00:55:06,960
or a practice to bring back to her

1389
00:55:04,960 –> 00:55:09,920
either one is doable

1390
00:55:06,960 –> 00:55:11,520
and adorable what what does winter think

1391
00:55:09,920 –> 00:55:14,720
look would appreciate more

1392
00:55:11,520 –> 00:55:17,119
a new scarf or a spiky plant

1393
00:55:14,720 –> 00:55:19,119
i want to go with the spiky plant god i

1394
00:55:17,119 –> 00:55:22,319
love what tara so much

1395
00:55:19,119 –> 00:55:24,640
wait wait wait wait can i inject a small

1396
00:55:22,319 –> 00:55:27,839
head cannon that i just thought of

1397
00:55:24,640 –> 00:55:30,079
what is that i guess my better judgment

1398
00:55:27,839 –> 00:55:31,599
um most little cactuses that you can buy

1399
00:55:30,079 –> 00:55:33,200
in thiamander will be wearing little

1400
00:55:31,599 –> 00:55:36,480
cowboy hats

1401
00:55:33,200 –> 00:55:38,319
denied oh come on

1402
00:55:36,480 –> 00:55:40,079
if you’re in the capital city i’ll

1403
00:55:38,319 –> 00:55:43,680
consider it

1404
00:55:40,079 –> 00:55:45,839
not in ruins spoke i want she

1405
00:55:43,680 –> 00:55:48,319
so the reason she would want a cactus is

1406
00:55:45,839 –> 00:55:51,920
because they are spiky and so um

1407
00:55:48,319 –> 00:55:55,440
they would have you know an automatic

1408
00:55:51,920 –> 00:55:57,520
um like defense mechanism

1409
00:55:55,440 –> 00:55:58,799
and she’s just like yes they are very

1410
00:55:57,520 –> 00:56:00,559
cool and spiky

1411
00:55:58,799 –> 00:56:02,400
and you don’t want to touch them because

1412
00:56:00,559 –> 00:56:04,240
they’ll hurt you but

1413
00:56:02,400 –> 00:56:06,400
they look cool and they have flowers

1414
00:56:04,240 –> 00:56:08,000
sometimes

1415
00:56:06,400 –> 00:56:09,760
you know i was trying to wrap my mind

1416
00:56:08,000 –> 00:56:11,040
around why the [ __ ] when tara would

1417
00:56:09,760 –> 00:56:11,599
think this is a good gift but then i

1418
00:56:11,040 –> 00:56:14,799
remember

1419
00:56:11,599 –> 00:56:16,559
you’re half the reason you gave bookworm

1420
00:56:14,799 –> 00:56:18,000
the [ __ ] flower from your little

1421
00:56:16,559 –> 00:56:20,000
garden patch is because of how

1422
00:56:18,000 –> 00:56:22,319
poisonous it is so all of a sudden this

1423
00:56:20,000 –> 00:56:23,920
all checks out

1424
00:56:22,319 –> 00:56:25,680
darren gifts are both like sweet on a

1425
00:56:23,920 –> 00:56:26,079
surface level and also like slightly

1426
00:56:25,680 –> 00:56:29,040
like

1427
00:56:26,079 –> 00:56:30,799
alarming if you dig any deeper like this

1428
00:56:29,040 –> 00:56:32,880
cactus is small and cute but also can be

1429
00:56:30,799 –> 00:56:34,640
used as a useful bludgeoning implement

1430
00:56:32,880 –> 00:56:37,599
you’re like when tara is the kind of

1431
00:56:34,640 –> 00:56:39,359
person who unironically gifts decorative

1432
00:56:37,599 –> 00:56:41,839
knives to people who do not collect

1433
00:56:39,359 –> 00:56:41,839
knives

1434
00:56:42,720 –> 00:56:46,079
you can make this bigger and throw it at

1435
00:56:44,880 –> 00:56:47,599
someone

1436
00:56:46,079 –> 00:56:50,400
it would make a very good instrument for

1437
00:56:47,599 –> 00:56:53,520
damage oh my lord

1438
00:56:50,400 –> 00:56:55,760
aim for their eyes would anyone like to

1439
00:56:53,520 –> 00:56:56,880
join winter as she goes cactus hunting

1440
00:56:55,760 –> 00:56:58,720
in the desert

1441
00:56:56,880 –> 00:57:00,160
um i would actually like to make a

1442
00:56:58,720 –> 00:57:03,839
smaller side to like um

1443
00:57:00,160 –> 00:57:05,839
twitter oh and tara um

1444
00:57:03,839 –> 00:57:06,960
so you know that spell that you cast on

1445
00:57:05,839 –> 00:57:10,079
us before that made us

1446
00:57:06,960 –> 00:57:13,520
um extra stealthy yes

1447
00:57:10,079 –> 00:57:16,480
do you have that uh prepared today yes

1448
00:57:13,520 –> 00:57:17,839
could you possibly spare that to cast

1449
00:57:16,480 –> 00:57:20,079
upon me

1450
00:57:17,839 –> 00:57:21,370
um you’d have to stay close to me for it

1451
00:57:20,079 –> 00:57:23,119
to work

1452
00:57:21,370 –> 00:57:24,880
[Music]

1453
00:57:23,119 –> 00:57:26,400
all right never mind we can do something

1454
00:57:24,880 –> 00:57:29,040
with it later

1455
00:57:26,400 –> 00:57:30,240
why what’s your plan i kind of wanted to

1456
00:57:29,040 –> 00:57:32,559
like

1457
00:57:30,240 –> 00:57:34,240
have arlo like while in under a pass

1458
00:57:32,559 –> 00:57:35,760
without trace like sneak up to like his

1459
00:57:34,240 –> 00:57:36,240
old house and just kind of see how it’s

1460
00:57:35,760 –> 00:57:39,440
doing

1461
00:57:36,240 –> 00:57:42,960
from afar oh oh

1462
00:57:39,440 –> 00:57:44,960
okay oh my [ __ ] the cactus hunting let’s

1463
00:57:42,960 –> 00:57:48,160
do that

1464
00:57:44,960 –> 00:57:48,160
forget my girlfriend

1465
00:57:48,960 –> 00:57:53,040
we need to break your [ __ ] heart oh

1466
00:57:51,839 –> 00:57:55,359
my god

1467
00:57:53,040 –> 00:57:57,839
[ __ ] me say did you have anything you

1468
00:57:55,359 –> 00:58:00,960
wanted to do in place of this

1469
00:57:57,839 –> 00:58:04,079
emotional trauma oh i’m sorry

1470
00:58:00,960 –> 00:58:04,079
no you’re not don’t lie to me

1471
00:58:05,760 –> 00:58:10,960
so you guys make your way back over

1472
00:58:09,200 –> 00:58:13,680
along the way you do your little cactus

1473
00:58:10,960 –> 00:58:16,160
hunting you find some wild dinosaurs

1474
00:58:13,680 –> 00:58:18,079
it’s real cool you take pictures of

1475
00:58:16,160 –> 00:58:19,680
cameras existed but you know

1476
00:58:18,079 –> 00:58:22,319
and you make your way back to the city

1477
00:58:19,680 –> 00:58:24,880
and arlo leads you guys over

1478
00:58:22,319 –> 00:58:25,920
towards the housing district where he

1479
00:58:24,880 –> 00:58:27,760
lived

1480
00:58:25,920 –> 00:58:29,839
at this point you would have cast pass

1481
00:58:27,760 –> 00:58:31,839
without trace

1482
00:58:29,839 –> 00:58:34,319
and now is where i will ask you guys to

1483
00:58:31,839 –> 00:58:38,319
make your stealth checks

1484
00:58:34,319 –> 00:58:39,760
how does a 30 do 23. 27.

1485
00:58:38,319 –> 00:58:42,000
i don’t even know why i’m bothering to

1486
00:58:39,760 –> 00:58:42,799
look this thing up that i’m doing but

1487
00:58:42,000 –> 00:58:46,000
you know

1488
00:58:42,799 –> 00:58:47,119
just just in case somehow oh wait did

1489
00:58:46,000 –> 00:58:50,240
you cast your

1490
00:58:47,119 –> 00:58:51,119
uh stealth spell yeah what is that ad

1491
00:58:50,240 –> 00:58:54,319
like 10

1492
00:58:51,119 –> 00:58:57,920
10 37 yeah no shockingly

1493
00:58:54,319 –> 00:59:02,559
uh no living creature can see any of you

1494
00:58:57,920 –> 00:59:02,559
hooray welcome to the void dimension

1495
00:59:03,040 –> 00:59:07,200
oh yeah and my hood has been up this

1496
00:59:05,200 –> 00:59:09,520
whole time so

1497
00:59:07,200 –> 00:59:11,839
that means [ __ ] nothing we’re moving

1498
00:59:09,520 –> 00:59:11,839
on

1499
00:59:12,160 –> 00:59:16,640
so yeah you guys blend into the shadows

1500
00:59:14,960 –> 00:59:18,559
the alleyways

1501
00:59:16,640 –> 00:59:20,720
whatever you need to and you go

1502
00:59:18,559 –> 00:59:24,720
virtually undetected

1503
00:59:20,720 –> 00:59:29,119
as you head over to your house

1504
00:59:24,720 –> 00:59:32,079
and you do find it and it’s

1505
00:59:29,119 –> 00:59:33,440
more or less exactly how you remember it

1506
00:59:32,079 –> 00:59:37,920
it’s a

1507
00:59:33,440 –> 00:59:40,319
stone house it’s very dwarvish in nature

1508
00:59:37,920 –> 00:59:42,000
that is a very common aesthetic in this

1509
00:59:40,319 –> 00:59:43,839
part of town as i had mentioned when you

1510
00:59:42,000 –> 00:59:47,359
guys first came here

1511
00:59:43,839 –> 00:59:51,040
dwarves do live in the southern part of

1512
00:59:47,359 –> 00:59:54,880
taimanther to pass on

1513
00:59:51,040 –> 00:59:55,359
and expand their own smithing stone

1514
00:59:54,880 –> 00:59:58,319
working

1515
00:59:55,359 –> 00:59:59,599
whatever building craft that they have

1516
00:59:58,319 –> 01:00:00,400
kind of merge it with a little bit of

1517
00:59:59,599 –> 01:00:02,720
dragonborn

1518
01:00:00,400 –> 01:00:04,880
touch and so a lot of these higher class

1519
01:00:02,720 –> 01:00:09,599
houses are this unique blend

1520
01:00:04,880 –> 01:00:12,960
of dwarvish and dragonborn stonework

1521
01:00:09,599 –> 01:00:16,240
your house specifically or rather

1522
01:00:12,960 –> 01:00:19,440
your mother’s house is

1523
01:00:16,240 –> 01:00:22,880
on the uh highest point

1524
01:00:19,440 –> 01:00:24,240
of a hill sort of overlooking all of the

1525
01:00:22,880 –> 01:00:26,400
other ones

1526
01:00:24,240 –> 01:00:28,000
which given her position is not very

1527
01:00:26,400 –> 01:00:31,280
surprising she was

1528
01:00:28,000 –> 01:00:34,640
highly declarated even from

1529
01:00:31,280 –> 01:00:37,440
a young age she is actually one of the

1530
01:00:34,640 –> 01:00:38,880
youngest or was one of the youngest

1531
01:00:37,440 –> 01:00:42,240
dragonborn to reach

1532
01:00:38,880 –> 01:00:44,400
the rank of general when she did you’re

1533
01:00:42,240 –> 01:00:46,000
just standing in front of your house

1534
01:00:44,400 –> 01:00:48,400
what do you do

1535
01:00:46,000 –> 01:00:49,680
arlo is kind of like covertly kind of

1536
01:00:48,400 –> 01:00:51,680
like sneaking around and like i guess

1537
01:00:49,680 –> 01:00:53,119
like the bushes or whatever

1538
01:00:51,680 –> 01:00:54,960
and like he just kind of stops to look

1539
01:00:53,119 –> 01:00:56,720
at the house for a bit and

1540
01:00:54,960 –> 01:00:59,040
he scopes out the area to make sure that

1541
01:00:56,720 –> 01:01:01,280
like no one’s home

1542
01:00:59,040 –> 01:01:02,880
and then he very slowly makes his way

1543
01:01:01,280 –> 01:01:03,760
over to and just kind of like touches

1544
01:01:02,880 –> 01:01:06,319
his

1545
01:01:03,760 –> 01:01:07,680
hand to the front door and looks out at

1546
01:01:06,319 –> 01:01:11,440
the yard

1547
01:01:07,680 –> 01:01:14,160
and just memories of him and cal

1548
01:01:11,440 –> 01:01:16,160
as little kids playing in the yard with

1549
01:01:14,160 –> 01:01:18,000
their parents and like

1550
01:01:16,160 –> 01:01:19,359
having little water pail fights with

1551
01:01:18,000 –> 01:01:24,079
each other

1552
01:01:19,359 –> 01:01:26,240
kind of fled back to him and um

1553
01:01:24,079 –> 01:01:27,599
he kind of sighs heavily and walks back

1554
01:01:26,240 –> 01:01:29,520
to everyone

1555
01:01:27,599 –> 01:01:31,200
and says in like his normal voice like

1556
01:01:29,520 –> 01:01:33,760
hey this was a

1557
01:01:31,200 –> 01:01:36,160
this was probably a mistake we should

1558
01:01:33,760 –> 01:01:41,040
get back and get going

1559
01:01:36,160 –> 01:01:44,799
as you say that arlo romy perception

1560
01:01:41,040 –> 01:01:46,240
17 you say how this was probably a

1561
01:01:44,799 –> 01:01:49,359
mistake

1562
01:01:46,240 –> 01:01:52,400
you’re not sure if you say that because

1563
01:01:49,359 –> 01:01:55,200
of the memories or fear of potentially

1564
01:01:52,400 –> 01:01:55,760
being seen you’re not fully sure

1565
01:01:55,200 –> 01:01:57,680
yourself

1566
01:01:55,760 –> 01:02:01,599
what part of this you think was a bad

1567
01:01:57,680 –> 01:02:01,599
idea or what you might regret

1568
01:02:02,160 –> 01:02:10,880
but as you look up getting ready

1569
01:02:06,000 –> 01:02:10,880
to head off you see

1570
01:02:10,960 –> 01:02:17,920
your aunt walking

1571
01:02:14,240 –> 01:02:20,799
over to the house with one

1572
01:02:17,920 –> 01:02:20,799
kamodra

1573
01:02:23,119 –> 01:02:28,319
and that is where we shall pause our

1574
01:02:25,359 –> 01:02:28,319
tale for now

1575
01:02:33,200 –> 01:02:37,359
hello everyone jordan here we have a few

1576
01:02:35,599 –> 01:02:39,359
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1577
01:02:37,359 –> 01:02:40,319
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1578
01:02:39,359 –> 01:02:42,799
the episode proper

1579
01:02:40,319 –> 01:02:44,079
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1580
01:02:42,799 –> 01:02:47,280
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1589
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01:03:46,799 –> 01:03:53,599
we do ask that you keep it pg lest we

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01:03:49,760 –> 01:03:55,599
unleash our unholy wrath upon you

1613
01:03:53,599 –> 01:03:57,520
don’t forget to leave a review and share

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01:03:55,599 –> 01:04:13,839
the show with a friend

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01:03:57,520 –> 01:04:13,839
until next time bye

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01:04:31,720 –> 01:04:39,200
[Music]

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01:04:36,880 –> 01:04:41,680
well you gruesome oath do you see

1618
01:04:39,200 –> 01:04:43,359
anything that you like

1619
01:04:41,680 –> 01:04:45,440
i mean i guess there’s some good stuff

1620
01:04:43,359 –> 01:04:47,680
here but i don’t know it’s all too

1621
01:04:45,440 –> 01:04:48,720
pretty for my taste yeah i think it’s

1622
01:04:47,680 –> 01:04:51,440
more like

1623
01:04:48,720 –> 01:04:53,599
for the every man and uh don’t sacrifice

1624
01:04:51,440 –> 01:04:55,359
on comfort in any way

1625
01:04:53,599 –> 01:04:56,640
i’m going to ignore how hurtful that

1626
01:04:55,359 –> 01:04:59,119
comment was

1627
01:04:56,640 –> 01:05:00,720
let’s see something that has been tended

1628
01:04:59,119 –> 01:05:04,079
for any one person

1629
01:05:00,720 –> 01:05:05,280
but also is comfortable

1630
01:05:04,079 –> 01:05:07,599
i’m going to do something i normally

1631
01:05:05,280 –> 01:05:09,200
wouldn’t do and recommend a competitor

1632
01:05:07,599 –> 01:05:11,680
have you thought about black feather

1633
01:05:09,200 –> 01:05:13,760
apparel

1634
01:05:11,680 –> 01:05:16,720
black feather apparel is an online

1635
01:05:13,760 –> 01:05:19,280
retailer that sells a wide variety of

1636
01:05:16,720 –> 01:05:22,240
graphic tees

1637
01:05:19,280 –> 01:05:23,440
i do like me a graphic tee not only that

1638
01:05:22,240 –> 01:05:26,400
but they also

1639
01:05:23,440 –> 01:05:27,119
have several hoodies that are equally as

1640
01:05:26,400 –> 01:05:30,880
gorgeous

1641
01:05:27,119 –> 01:05:33,119
as they are comfortable all right well

1642
01:05:30,880 –> 01:05:34,400
what about like my lower half i’m glad

1643
01:05:33,119 –> 01:05:36,079
that my upper hand will be nice and

1644
01:05:34,400 –> 01:05:39,280
comfy but i don’t want my butter to get

1645
01:05:36,079 –> 01:05:41,359
all chilly my goodness you’re so borish

1646
01:05:39,280 –> 01:05:43,520
fortunately they also carry several

1647
01:05:41,359 –> 01:05:47,280
different sweatpants and leggings

1648
01:05:43,520 –> 01:05:49,119
each as comfortable as the last

1649
01:05:47,280 –> 01:05:50,960
yeah i guess i’ll go with that sounds

1650
01:05:49,119 –> 01:05:52,960
like a much better fit than your crap

1651
01:05:50,960 –> 01:05:54,720
we’re gonna find them my goodness i hate

1652
01:05:52,960 –> 01:05:58,319
you so much you can find them

1653
01:05:54,720 –> 01:06:00,079
at blackfeatherapparel.com you can also

1654
01:05:58,319 –> 01:06:01,520
find them on facebook and instagram

1655
01:06:00,079 –> 01:06:05,559
under the same name

1656
01:06:01,520 –> 01:06:08,559
remember you big stupid oaf it’s

1657
01:06:05,559 –> 01:06:08,559
blackfeatherapparel.com

1658
01:06:10,799 –> 01:06:16,079
shut up oh

1659
01:06:14,160 –> 01:06:17,359
please my mic picks up everything baby i

1660
01:06:16,079 –> 01:06:18,880
beg of you

1661
01:06:17,359 –> 01:06:21,359
if this ends up making it to the final

1662
01:06:18,880 –> 01:06:23,359
episode of everyone at home jordan has a

1663
01:06:21,359 –> 01:06:25,839
little kitten named chisol

1664
01:06:23,359 –> 01:06:28,079
if the meowing didn’t make it in this is

1665
01:06:25,839 –> 01:06:30,319
not either

1666
01:06:28,079 –> 01:06:33,839
oh it definitely should well i edit so

1667
01:06:30,319 –> 01:06:33,839
no bobby

1668
01:06:35,520 –> 01:06:42,240
hello not now please i’ll later

1669
01:06:39,440 –> 01:06:46,640
oh is she begging for snuggles she was

1670
01:06:42,240 –> 01:06:49,920
on my lap

1671
01:06:46,640 –> 01:06:49,920
focus children focus

1672
01:06:51,200 –> 01:06:54,960
she’s not on my lap was someone

1673
01:06:53,839 –> 01:06:58,559
imitating purring

1674
01:06:54,960 –> 01:07:01,760
no katie oh i swear to god

1675
01:06:58,559 –> 01:07:03,920
can we get back to the podcast okay okay

1676
01:07:01,760 –> 01:07:03,920
okay

1677
01:07:08,000 –> 01:07:11,200
yes yeah chloe that’s a perfect word for

1678
01:07:10,720 –> 01:07:15,839
it

1679
01:07:11,200 –> 01:07:15,839
chase out

1680
01:07:22,720 –> 01:07:27,520
you suck it was so little

1681
01:07:26,079 –> 01:07:30,319
yeah she’s a tiny little thing she’s

1682
01:07:27,520 –> 01:07:30,319
like three pounds

1683
01:07:30,799 –> 01:07:36,799
oh it’s so small what was i saying

1684
01:07:35,200 –> 01:07:38,319
can the rest of the podcast just be us

1685
01:07:36,799 –> 01:07:41,440
listening to cheese house a little noise

1686
01:07:38,319 –> 01:07:45,119
no give it

1687
01:07:41,440 –> 01:07:46,400
to get through i would listen to that

1688
01:07:45,119 –> 01:07:48,960
podcast i was like

1689
01:07:46,400 –> 01:07:50,640
uh now welcome back to 20 minutes of

1690
01:07:48,960 –> 01:07:52,640
soft baby cat noises

1691
01:07:50,640 –> 01:07:54,160
well someone else can do that maybe that

1692
01:07:52,640 –> 01:07:55,200
could be a later project of ours for

1693
01:07:54,160 –> 01:07:58,160
right now we got a

1694
01:07:55,200 –> 01:08:00,319
[ _ ] dnd podcast to get through [ _ ]

1695
01:07:58,160 –> 01:08:00,319
me

1696
01:08:01,200 –> 01:08:05,440
clone is the perfect word for it thank

1697
01:08:03,280 –> 01:08:05,440
you

1698
01:08:06,400 –> 01:08:12,880
jesus shut up god damn

1699
01:08:11,039 –> 01:08:15,680
give me love later i have chelsea watch

1700
01:08:12,880 –> 01:08:17,440
chiso she’s outside

1701
01:08:15,680 –> 01:08:19,440
oh and she’s with the other cat and

1702
01:08:17,440 –> 01:08:20,960
she’s pissed off jade so they need time

1703
01:08:19,440 –> 01:08:24,480
alone

1704
01:08:20,960 –> 01:08:28,080
uh i’m kind of trapped with this shut up

1705
01:08:24,480 –> 01:08:31,440
oh my god you shut up too i just

1706
01:08:28,080 –> 01:08:34,719
can’t yeah i love me i want

1707
01:08:31,440 –> 01:08:37,359
i want video of this baby well i can’t

1708
01:08:34,719 –> 01:08:39,920
figure out my webcam so get over it

1709
01:08:37,359 –> 01:08:41,759
you got a cell phone i’m not pulling out

1710
01:08:39,920 –> 01:08:44,640
my cell phone in the middle of this

1711
01:08:41,759 –> 01:08:44,640
i’ll do it later

1712
01:08:46,560 –> 01:08:52,960
god dammit i keep losing place on where

1713
01:08:48,480 –> 01:08:56,400
the [ __ ] i was christina where was i

1714
01:08:52,960 –> 01:08:58,799
um bookkeeper suppose he’s still alive

1715
01:08:56,400 –> 01:08:58,799
all right

1716
01:08:59,920 –> 01:09:04,560
oh this is a lot of i believe as of

1717
01:09:02,960 –> 01:09:07,040
right now

1718
01:09:04,560 –> 01:09:08,480
two things that saith is keeping from

1719
01:09:07,040 –> 01:09:11,440
y’all

1720
01:09:08,480 –> 01:09:12,000
um no i misunderstood i thought it was

1721
01:09:11,440 –> 01:09:14,480
somebody

1722
01:09:12,000 –> 01:09:16,319
completely different who the [ __ ] did

1723
01:09:14,480 –> 01:09:19,359
you think i was talking about

1724
01:09:16,319 –> 01:09:23,199
warwick iridel

1725
01:09:19,359 –> 01:09:23,199
who who that is

1726
01:09:23,839 –> 01:09:30,960
the the tiefling master of uh

1727
01:09:27,520 –> 01:09:35,359
the commune that saith was born to

1728
01:09:30,960 –> 01:09:38,640
he’s not white

1729
01:09:35,359 –> 01:09:38,640
stop it you’re not on the podcast

1730
01:09:39,040 –> 01:09:43,040
i have so much fun editing this all

1731
01:09:41,199 –> 01:09:44,719
right so we are talking about asmodius

1732
01:09:43,040 –> 01:09:47,279
all right i feel like yes

1733
01:09:44,719 –> 01:09:48,640
fully yes yeah where the [ __ ] else what

1734
01:09:47,279 –> 01:09:50,880
are you talking about

1735
01:09:48,640 –> 01:09:53,359
warwick irritable thoroughly confused

1736
01:09:50,880 –> 01:09:55,760
both as christina and wintera

1737
01:09:53,359 –> 01:09:57,520
god yes no you fully brought up a

1738
01:09:55,760 –> 01:09:58,800
character that like no one but you and

1739
01:09:57,520 –> 01:10:02,880
jordan knows about

1740
01:09:58,800 –> 01:10:04,800
and i forgot about him that i honestly

1741
01:10:02,880 –> 01:10:06,400
that’s why i was like don’t do this

1742
01:10:04,800 –> 01:10:09,280
don’t be like this

1743
01:10:06,400 –> 01:10:11,360
like no no no it’s asmodius this i feel

1744
01:10:09,280 –> 01:10:14,880
like this is arguably worse

1745
01:10:11,360 –> 01:10:17,120
yeah no absolutely

1746
01:10:14,880 –> 01:10:19,280
yeah the king of the nine hells believe

1747
01:10:17,120 –> 01:10:22,560
it or not yes a worse thing

1748
01:10:19,280 –> 01:10:26,320
to have 12 clones of in the world

1749
01:10:22,560 –> 01:10:29,199
two of which you’ve met yep

1750
01:10:26,320 –> 01:10:31,840
no wonder they’re kind of stabby yeah a

1751
01:10:29,199 –> 01:10:31,840
little bit

1752
01:10:34,320 –> 01:10:37,840
that is fair enough

1753
01:10:39,760 –> 01:10:43,600
you guys are not helping it’s just so

1754
01:10:41,760 –> 01:10:45,760
cute

1755
01:10:43,600 –> 01:10:47,280
yes i know my cat’s adorable can we move

1756
01:10:45,760 –> 01:10:49,120
on please

1757
01:10:47,280 –> 01:10:50,320
small squeak baby we are 40 minutes in

1758
01:10:49,120 –> 01:10:52,239
and i’m pretty sure half of this needs

1759
01:10:50,320 –> 01:10:56,480
to be cut

1760
01:10:52,239 –> 01:10:58,480
oh definitely you’ve got vomiting

1761
01:10:56,480 –> 01:10:59,679
oh that has to stay in oh no i’m

1762
01:10:58,480 –> 01:11:02,080
cranking the volume on that you’re

1763
01:10:59,679 –> 01:11:02,080
kidding me

1764
01:11:02,159 –> 01:11:06,320
you’re gonna put that on loop yes

1765
01:11:06,480 –> 01:11:15,920
turn it into a techno song

1766
01:11:12,960 –> 01:11:16,320
i don’t know the blooper reel for this

1767
01:11:15,920 –> 01:11:19,440
is just

1768
01:11:16,320 –> 01:11:22,960
she saw meowing and all of us going oh

1769
01:11:19,440 –> 01:11:41,840
that was kind of my plan kitten bloopers

1770
01:11:22,960 –> 01:11:41,840
anywho what’s the winter thought is

1771
01:11:49,360 –> 01:11:54,960
that is just what is playing in her head

1772
01:11:52,840 –> 01:11:56,960
constantly

1773
01:11:54,960 –> 01:11:58,480
it syncs up perfectly to the jug band

1774
01:11:56,960 –> 01:12:02,560
music and and um

1775
01:11:58,480 –> 01:12:02,560
[ __ ] sniff’s head

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